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Mori love.
>>31808434Slut
►DO NOT TYPE YOUR WHOLE MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS LOCK LIKE THIS
*casts a spell to give Mori the strength she needs to beat Crash*
You guys can thank me for taking care of the Gura problem
Woohoo
I love Ina!
Day 83 without Gura The walls of my room are writhing and all my fears are dead.
Rate it
Fuck hornyposters
Hey anon! Its time to daddy daddy do your reps!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiwDJSsAAs
>>31808446Always.
Nya~
She turned tutorial mode on, she could just turn it off again.
How many hours will Mori actually stream
Chikin! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4FqaD9VTgo
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346618603341156352
Mori love
Reminder
>>31808472
>>31808457Based, our boy is gonna kill it today!
BUTTON CHAMA?!~??!?!?
>>31808472yes please
>>31808471wife material/10
I shouldn't love Amelia as much as I do...She's got like a thousand little flaws and things wrong with her. And yet I want nothing more than to have her as my girlfriend and be with her. So how did she achieve this? How did she do this to me?
https://twitter.com/discord/status/1346619520199262210Didn't she fucking tell you guys off already?
Mori streaming during Ame B-Day stream..You teammates ok?
I like how Ame says "chicken."
>>31808434Mori's new outfit!
I love Polka!>>31808457Watamates have been more based than usual
>>318084717/10 The food was good but the small Ina tasted weird
>>31808471I want to consume my Priestess' food!
>Mori JWUIf Roberu says he just woke up too, they're confirmed fucking
I love Amelia Watson!
>>31808471i want to devour ina's taiyaki
>>31808473I love this duck!
>>31808506Chikan
>>31808451i never understood this stupid rule. it's not spam, capitalized letters don't take more space than regular text. if you're yelling capitalized words in your head like a retard, it's your fault
>>31808458Klaius...no
Getting served a peesa peeza pie with no pepeloni by Amelia Watson friends, where we at?
>>31808476>leashHOT
INAAAAAAAAAAGUERILLA TAIYAKI EATING ASMR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31808484>>31808471Am I supposed to know what the fuck these are?
daily reminder that no matter how much we rats talk shit about the girls they will be fine as long as they have your love and support.Have a great day people
I like how Amelia says "chicken".
>>31808472please... i'm desperate...
I love pizza.
>>31808504did she really?
>>318084831 am. I am NGMI
>>31808520so do I!
>>31808471I've never had them before, I would give it a try.
>>31808504>Didn't she fucking tell you guys off already?she did?
>>31808471ina/10 would eat and sacrifice my soul for
>>31808471I want to cum on that little Ina.
>>31808504yikes
>>31808473friendly reminder subaru is actually fluent at speaking english and was faking all along.https://youtu.be/DWD8Kji1-q0?t=4276
I forgive Gura.
Just came back at work, how are you doing chumbuds?
Gura *cough cough* just one tweet.... *cough* just one single tweet, just a retweet, anything please... *cough cough*
>>31808471uguu...
>A-at least Ame is better at endurance stre-
>>31808531Right here, friend
>>31808528you don't need to understand the rule, retardchama, you only need to follow it
>>31808528It's an old piece of internet etiquette from before your time.
>>31808471I would kill every single anon posting here just to try a bite of Ina's cooking!
>>31808471I love Ina!
Why does she say chicken so cute wtf
>>31808542>>31808548She called Discord DUMB
>>31808556I fear for my oshi
>>31808476u-uohhh...
>>31808556We are dying of neglect, Gura unpinning her schedule led to a burst of 100 posts
>>31808504?
Predictions on how long mori will last for her stream? She says til the end but i figure 2 hours and 50 minutes will be the limit
>>31808471one day, imma marry this girl
>>31808528it's not spam, it attracts attention so eventually everyone would be TYPING LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE TO GET THE STREAMERS ATTENTION YOU RETARD
>>31808505But she's not? Mori/Gura collab is overlapping the stream after that.
>>31808556GURA IS ALIVE SHE UNPINNED HER SCHEDULE SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY
>>31808504I hate that company so much
>>31808574oh right kek
>>31808548She Freudian slipped and meant OBS
>>31808535probably thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takoyaki
>>31808541HATE pizza
>>31808591It was Enma....
>>31808476>"Amelia is like sunshine to me" >"I'm the type of person who, if I like you I will tease you.">Teases each other often>Sang a song for each otherThey're lovers!
>>31808503This is the actual GF experience. Women are extremely flawed creatures and you'd hate them if you didn't love them
>>31808458Klaius...Just admit that you're too scared to knock.
>>31808434You guys know that when capitalism collapses, streaming will be outlawed and y'all go to simp jail?
>>31808531Present, friend
>>31808506Sorta like how she says button as "but-tan"
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1346605751318450176https://note.com/tanigo/n/n2b4103bac553There's a button on YAGOO's article to give him money.
>>31808506I love the way she says button
>>31808471Would eat/10I'm talking about Ina's ass
>>31808562kill yourself
>>31808471Not bad/10Wonder if that's pre baked wafer or if Ina has a mold for it.
I am convinced Ame is jealous of my love for Gura. It's the only logical explanation.
>>31808602No anon, it's Taiyaki
Amelia has a new boyfriend now. "Amiki" is probably a nickname for him, and she's streaming using HIS computer. There's no way she got a 3090 so fast since she only started looking for a new PC recently, so she's borrowing her new bf "Amiki's" PC, who is probably a hardware enthusiast and got the 3090. Keep paying for more condoms, teacucks
>>31808471Pretty good, but the details like the eyes and mouth didn't come out good.
https://files.catbox.moe/gylqf2.jpgUhh Turkey? Those men don't look Indonesian....
Cuddles with Ame-chan!
Fat fucking cat! Right here, right now!
>>31808504I mean, since they started leeching on EN they give them free nitro, before they had to pay
>>31808542>>31808548she was going to call OBS dumb but said discord was dumb instead
Feels good to be a KiaraMelia Chad today...
>>31808562Why must you try to cause problems, can't you just like her/both without being an anti?
Has anyone on Earth ever tried this ingredient on a pizza?
>>31808562No one cares
>>31808535>>31808602Taiyaki*
>>31808562NYE stream has 700k+ views for the same duration, try again tenshit.
>>31808558This is the Gura experience now. Welcome.
>>31808591>Hololive management has access to the girls accountIt is possible Enma or someone else is simply preparing the news that Gura is suddenly graduating due to health issues or announcing her death
>>31808562
>>31808530UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>31808558
>>31808562Why are deadbraps like this?
>>31808471Cute!/10
>>31808478
What the fuck does Polka start to sing here @ 41:45?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xx7tG13y3k
Ame...
>>31808457*Boosts your spell*
>>31808633WHY THE FUCK DO THE SLASHES CHANGE DIRECTIONI AM IRRATIONALLY MAD, REEEEE
>>31808614Based
Oh god she almost threw it out the window.
https://youtu.be/4_mxkle_jpwWill /hlgg/ watch my two moms have sex live on stream?
How...
>>31808647Based
>>31808471It looks great!
>>31808471>guitar reps>jp reps>cooking reps>ringfit later this weekI love Ina!
WAACHAMA?!
>>31808663
>>31808662>ame love...
>>31808605meds
>>31808602>octopus ballsuhhh takobros...
She fucking broke the pizza
>>31808607Kek
How the fuck did Ame manage to break this?
Why did gura delete last weeks schedule
this fucking game
>>31808636She's a Lesbian so she'd never do that
Magic Ame pizza!
>>31808662>Gura scheduleIt's even waiting
REMINDER
>>31808654oh man oh man she's going to come back soon and we're going to get to hear her voice again and it's going to feel SO GOOD i just wish she would tell us what we did wrong
>>31808655Certainly possible, would be too bad.
>>31808636Indo men are for procreation only. It's a free game for pleasure.
>>31808706because last week is over
>this one time...
You WOULD eat ame's floor pizza right?
>>31808633I thought she was dating NEET? Or at least they did a lot of lewd stuff together.
i want to fuck the throat of this bird and then fill her womb with the purpose of impregnation.
>>31808471I want to eat Ina's Taiyakis/10
eating bathroom pizza with Ame
>>31808653Not that guy, but that stream has been up for almost a week.
AME?
>>31808535how are you on /jp/ and don't know what taiyaki is
Ame what the fuck
>>31808636hot
ame's floor pizza!
Ame......
ame...
EATING PIZZA OFF THE BATHROOM FLOOR WITH AME
>>31808662>stream amiki
>>31808706it's not deleted, it's right herehttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1344017177272348672
AME NO WHAT THE FUCK
EATING BATHROOM FLOOR PIZZA WITH AME!
eating floor pizza with ame!
>>31808654I'm still mad. Stay gone, bitch.
Bruh....
Gosh dammit Ame
Ame is lying, that never happened.
>>31808483I can never catch her livewhy the fuck is she my oshi
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA??
Ame that's fucking disgusting
Ame's floor pizza!
Eating floor pizza with Ame!
Where the fuck is this bitch who dropped her pizza, I'll kill her.
Ame eating bathroom floor pizza like the absolute peasant she is.Hot
AME WTF
>>31808562Uto is better than Ame in every way.
Ame ate bathroom pizza...
Ame... don't eat floor pizza...
Ame used to be SO POOR holy shit
>eating bathroom floor pizza do Americans really...?
Ame ate pizza off a bathroom floor, jesas
MY GOD AME
AME.............
Ameeeeeeeee
AME WHY
It was a good deal, guys.
>>31808752He meant unpin
>>31808558l-like one *cof* like one fanart *cof*
Amelia FLOORSONNNNN
wait, it landed on the floor of a BATHROOM? ame....
Ame is so fucking poor.
Why is Amelia like this?
Well THAT'S going to the pile o' stories...
And that's one reason you've gotta move out.
>Ame doesn't care about dropping pizza on the floor because she'd eat it anyway
No wonder she likes floor ingredients so much...
>>31808730Get in line bozo
The Ame Classic. Whenever you hear her say "This one tiiiimmeeee~" you can buckle up and expect some shit.
>>31808471I LOVE INA'S COOKING MORE EVERY TIME I SEE IT!/It looks good!
>>31808471Yummy! Ina!
>>31808742based.
She must have been poor as fuck to do something like that
this one HAS to be made up right? RIGHT?
>>31808636>pitsExtremely based, who is this artist?
>>31808434Gura is an illegal bootlegger
EATING FLOOR PIZZA TOGETHER WITH AME
Oh no! The rrats are starting to infest the thread! Post cats to keep them out!
>>31808677Pretty common programming mistake if you don't get the path separator from the file system and just hard-code one or the other as the symbol being shown. You end up getting a complete path with the separator and then when you change directories you use the one you defined instead.
>>31808795>not having headphones or earbuds in 2020What the fuck?
>>31808775well when youre poor...
>stream over
I can't. Anytime I'm watching porn and the guy sticks the chicks head in the toilet I instantly lose my erection same deal here. Fuck you Ame.
Alright Deadbeats. You know Mori won't beat crash. I know Mori won't beat Crash. But how Long will she last?
WHERE DID THE PIZZA GOWTF IS THIS GAME>>31808790No, listening reps anon.
>>31808775It was a really good deal, anon
>Ame was so malnourished from her poorfag lifestyle that she had to resort to eating bathroom floor pizzaAme... had a hard life...
>>31808555I wouldn't say she's fluent but she absolutely knows how to read/translate English and speak it to some extent
>>31808727old news, hey broke up, but she's got a new flame now
>>31808799I always open up notepad and start transcribing in case it's noteworthy.
>she hates the gamethank fuck
>>31808458>It has been two days since Gura has last streamed>in the newfound quiet I realize the grotesqueness of my situation>The pizza boxes line the hallways>Nothing is in order>The toilet has been clogged for a week>And then there is the smell, the smell and the buzzing, from the room down the hallway>How did I not notice it before?>What kind of trance was I under, watching Gura?>These thoughts creep through my mind as I stand in the open doorway watching the now bloated corpse >When did I kill him? Why did I kill him?>I can find no answers to these questions>My phone vibrates>A Gura guerilla stream begins in thirty minutes>I order another pizza and wait by the door until it arrives>When the delivery arrives I hastily hand the driver a wad of cash and grab the pizza box, quickly shutting the door before the smell can creep them out>Upon sitting at the desk and opening the stream I notice something>Gura seems cuter than usual today.
>>31808715Did people freak out when she said that?
>>31808806all of her stories are made up bullshit
>>31808761ogey
>>31808795Deadbeat...
You guys think floor pizza is bad?
>>31808734He's talking about right after it ended. It now has 800k+
mmmm school public restroom floor pizza
Anyone want to make an aggie to draw Amelia's present?
>Anons ITT would let a good deal go to wasteYou all simply cannot understand what it's like to be a broke boy
>>31808775It was worth a dollar!
What is up with these EN girls dropping their pizza everywhere and eating it anyway
>Bathroom floor pizzaAME?Fuck, that actually is fucking disgusting
Based Ame stopping her gameplay so that people can watch Mori if they want to
>>31808827Teamates got Ame pregnant, she texts us constantly even during her baths
>>31808812ogey nerd
>>31808633This is probably not true but I don’t mind ame having a boyfriend, she is allowed to do what she wants as a human being and her finding love after her last relationship would be nice because she got fucked over so hard last time. I support amiki
Would you eat Ina even if she tasted as bad as a tako?
>>31808715The holos won't die for a long time, they'll live on in our memories, as will the fun we had along the way
isn't a problem to eat floor pizza if you keep it clean
>>31808742
>>31808562Oi, pretty good, chibi-chan. Keep it up and you'll hit the big leagues some day.
What's better, Ame floor pizza or Gura bathwater pizza?
>>31808775it was a good deal...
>>31808822I was half listening and tuned back in when she said she ate it anyway. At least it wasn't a bathroom floor then
>>31808795the current state of deadbeats
>>31808812they both work on windows because microsoft finally gave up and admitted that using an escape character as a path separator was retarded and created more work for every other OS that wasn't a special snowflake for no reason
>>31808823She's going all the way in like 8 hours.
>>31808825>malnourishedShe was fat.
>>31808820what the fuck kind of porn are you watching that features toilets
>>31808839Look it depends on the surface. public bathroom floor is 200% yabai
Would you accept pizza cooked by this crazy lady?
>>31808742The black ships arrived 4 months ago, anon.
>>318088234 hours? seems like her hard limit right now
>>31808856yes
reminder watson whoremelia glomps for as little as 5 dollars
>>31808681>JP prime timeprobably not
>>31808806This one is actually believable.
that ame face..
>>31808848Anon...she let her friend hold the pizza. It's not much better, but it was a regular floor.
What is she talking about
Ame's long pig peperoni pizza
>>31808434Floor pizza with and ah hell yeah!
Birthday stream next wek>Talking/Teasing about the surprise>The reveal>Reviewing birthday community submissions either before or after the reveal
>>31808558My sweet sweet Gura, the sun of our lives.. the best thing we had.. gone... it's over...
SHE'S LIVE!
>>31808831Klaius....
THE CAKE IS A LIE
>>31808775But shit, it was only 99 cents
>Ame finishes playing>just in time for Mori's streamMORI RUINED ANOTHER STREAM
>>31808562>almost 10 hoursWTF
Nice streamer you got there, chumbuds.
>When Amelia Watson auditioned for HololiveEN, she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the EN Crew got their checks, the first thing that Kiara bought was a crane game. Amelia bought a hot dinner.It was floor pizza or nothing.
>ame leaked her birthday screenGRADUATION SOON
>>31808856Tako's delicious though. Have someone cook it right next time
>>31808856I would eat out Ina's tako any day
>>31808795do they sleep on the same fucking bed too or what?
>>31808839Only silverspoon fags would let a deal like that go especially when you're a kid
>>31808839Any floor outside my own home I will not trust enough to eat off it
Would you eat Ame's floor-pizza-induced intoxication diarrhea?
>>31808633Fuck off you cocksucking retard, this isn't even funny.
>>31808893they went to the bathroom together.ame goes into the cubicle, friend waits outside the cubicle.
>>31808715>saying that in her calm voicethat's what hurts the most
>>31808904Jesus I remember that channel. It's been so long.
>>31808904LA HERMANA DE MARINE
>>31808633Isn't Miki her other dog's name?
>>31808831i love that my confession months ago spurred someone to write this pasta, and i love that it's been adapted to fit Gura toohowever, it's not entirely accurate, i meet the pizza deliveryman in the driveaway so he doesn't come near the house at all
That is actually fucking disgusting even as a joke. There's literal shit and piss on school bathroom floors, 99% of people wouldn't eat that pizza even if it landed cheese side up
I love Ame.
>>31808909AME???
Keks
>>31808904You know chumbuds, I guess this will do...
>>31808904My favourite chuuba!
>>31808915T-thanks... she’s the best streamer haha..
>>31808929LOLE TEAKEK IS MAD LOLE
>>31808742By not being a foodfag.t. always got filtered by inane ass food conversations in anime and other nip media
Anon! It's not too late for Someone Like You to do your reps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1vO4ZykWY
>>31808742/jp/ isn't my homeboard, not even /a/ is my homeboard
>>31808918Did you not see her post a fucking video of it hours ago anon?
>>31808832Well it was during or a bit before the Holocaust so kinda
>>31808855He's not real you fucking moron.
>>31808915Top of hololive. Cope.
>drops to 1 stream a day>still only plays game for 2 hoursI don't feel so good teamates...
Ame, your legs...
>>31808878Rocco Siffredi, Manuel Ferrara, I've watched girls lick cum off a toilet it's disgusting.
>>31808681Sure, you just have to shill it closer to the actual stream time to remind people.
I like this stupid music
>>31808314>>31808172>>31808314I'll give you real sad
Fuck dude Ame's streams are always so entertaining
STUPID BITCH FUCKED UP MY PIZZA AND NOW ITS CANCELED
>>31808953THOSE FINGERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Should I eat cherry cheesecake or pepeloni pizza for Callis stream?
How would is Ame? I don't think she ever said.
>>31808951Not letting you faggots fuck over Ame too.
>>31808734Not him either, but the vod was at 700k+ right after the stream ended
>>31764874Okay, I can't do it. I hope you guys have better luck than me.
wtf ame no
>>31808941Yea this is just degeneracy, you’d have to be literally starving and a hobo to even consider eating bathroom floor pizza. There are fecal particles all over the place and literal urine on the floor
>>31808941Anyone who eats food in the bathroom is a fucking disgusting animal.
>>31808977Fuck you
>>31808977fuck you
>>31808981You got something, to say, pal?
>>31808977Delete this
At least we know if you got Amelia horny enough, you could make her lick your cum off a bathroom floor
>>31808977fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>31808941it never happened ame is a compulsive liar
>>31809004
>>31808977Ame after Gura graduates
>>31808931Not what I heard but I'll take your word for it then, gross. But also sad.
>>31808605This
>ame used to be ate bathroom floor pizza>gura ate soggy pizza that fell into her bathtubI knew they were fucking in the bathroom
>>31809002> you’d have to be literally starving and a hobopre-holo Ame...
>>31808951YES I AM MAD KILL YOURSELF UNFUNNY SEANIGGER PIECE OF SHIT
>>31808977I hate this
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE STUPID AME BACKGROUND MUSIC?
>>31808977Now soundpost it to HER's When I'm gone
>>31808977Yo, what the fuck
>>31808977Fuck you I didn't need to see this again
Will Mori actually play till she beats it? Or is this another in the promise graveyard
>>31808977stop this right now
>>31808977Fuck you, I was even playing the new Azki music
>>31808977why would you do this
>>31808941Starving poorfag please understand
>Youtube bans some vtubers at random cause lewd>Flagged some irl streamers content for some shit about minors(she was the only person on camera, shes just petite)>Now showing me accounts of japanese women modeling pantiesWhat the fuck is wrong with this schizo ass website
>>31809004where else was I supposed to go to avoid people during lunch?
You guys are fucking retarded. The pizza had to fall OUTSIDE the bathroom, not literally IN THE BATHROOM. her friend was waiting OUTSIDE the bathroom...
>>31808941>>31809002it wasn't the bathroom floor, her friend stayed outside the bathroom holding her pizza. still kind of dirty but it's not bleach and piss dirty
Ssshhh...Mori is asleep...
>>31809002She was probably just being a kid, the only kid that would really care are either a touch special or a wimp
>>31809018Or sip on gamer tea straight from your faucet.
>>31808977
>>31808977where is the other cat? Im confused
>>31808977Why?
>Mori having audio issuesS-sasugUH
>>31808977kys
>>31809060WAKE UP BITCH
would you eat their pizza?
>>31808941Poor habits. I'm not even kidding.
>>31808977What the fuck dude...
NGMI
>>31809002>you’d have to be literally starving and a hobo to even consider eating bathroom floor pizza. Wasn't Ame literally a starving hobo at some point? I guess old habits die hard.
>>31809056she said they went in the bathroom together
>>31808866
https://files.catbox.moe/19f1sd.mp3
>>31809018AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31808953>>31808981Finally, a pair of hands that won't make my dick look insignificant!
>>31808977I knew what it was and it still hurts
>>31808977you faggot
>Housewife level
>>31808853based
http://poal.me/ckrylyhttp://poal.me/ckrylyhttp://poal.me/ckryly
>>31809027
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOY
FERTILE AND HOUSEWIFE
>Ame is housewife levelShe's here and KNOWS what she's doing!
>>31808977fuck off retard, I hate you
>>31808977>reverse image search>its from reddit
>>31808866Kek
>>31809073Only if Burrito supervised
>>31809073i'd eat Ina'ss
>>31809064asleep in a different room, and if anyone says otherwise they're lying.
>>31808977I don't get it
>>31809073YesNot Ame's though. Who knows where it's been.
has anyone made a general power ranking of the hololivers in minecraft?like, I'm sure pekora and moona are near the top, while scrubs like calli and polka are near the bottomwhere does everyone stand in this list?
>Ame is happy we called her housewife skills impressiveomg she's gonna be our wife bros, we cucked Gura and Ina so hard~~~~
>>31809064He dead
>>31809073I'd rather let Ina make it desu. She's not stingy with the toppings like Ame.
>>31809064It went to live on the farm, anon.
>>31808977I don't get it.
>>31809090Kek
>>31809002>you’d have to be literally starving and a hoboy-yeah haha....
>>31809090That was such a magical thread during really shitty hours.
Time to find out if Mori fixed her mic setup
who would win in a fight, ame's floor pizza or gura's bath pizza
>>31808977What the fuck man
>>31808951piss off milewoman
Reminder: Ame is a cunt
THE 2HUs
2hu..... aya.......
>>31808977FUCK YOU
Get in here deadbeats, teamates move over!
>>31809110What isn't?
>touhou project
>>31809064Asleep in the other room
>>31809053>Now showing me accounts of japanese women modeling pantiesTry searching for naked yoga. Youtube is pure shit in terms of applying their own rules fairly.
>>31809090Based
The 2hus
aya sucks
>>31808977KYS
2hus....
>>31809147You would think someone that makes music could do something as simple as setup a mic, right?
Okay Condomates, Moririn is streaming. Time for you to all shut the fuck up.
>>31809055That doesn't make it any better
>>31809086I read that as "sit on my face" in the thumbnail and now I'm disappointed.
TOUHOUCHADS?!??
>>31809118Brown cat misses white catYou can even see it meow at 0:06
Off yourself tohofaggots
ENTER 2HU
>amecake tag is gonna be skimmed and showed off as a slideshow like the thanksgiving day floats thinggoddamn this detective... I love her...
>>31809090based
>bringing up an unrelated character that doesn't even look like her
>>31809090this would be better if it was actually sentence mixed from voicelines GMod video style
The 2huCHADS won......
>>31809148I am going to assume that Ame's pizza was not vegan, so hers.
>>31809170Don't shit on ZUN's waifu.
ayachads keep winning
Aya~!
>>31809082girls like Ame aren't full on homeless living in the streets, homelessness is just couch-surfing. she always had her brother and her aunt
>>31809124>has anyone made a general power ranking of the hololivers in minecraft?For a proper evaluation, you'll have to subdivide using different Minecraft abilities such as building, PvP, navigation, survival skill, redstone, etc.
>>31808935BUT ANON THE NTR RRAT I HAVE TO PUSH I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO PUSH THE NTR RRAT ASKJADNLJDNKNADKADNLDNKLADK:N:KAD
>>31809002>fecal particles all over the placeYou think ame did her physics reps?
This is an Aya thread now
>>31808977I miss my cat.
>>31809124>forgetting shuba
>>31808941It would be nasty even at homeBut she did it at THE PUBLIC SCHOOL RESTROOMHave you seen what kids do in those?
>>31809064asleep in a different room
>>31809124Depends on what you're ranking, really. Like, some of the girls are really decent at construction (Pekora comes to mind), whilst others are much better at speedrunning/exploration (Aqua, FBK etc).
>>31809202make her blonde and she's not too far off>journalist vs detective
>pronounces touhou in a not completely stupid waySUSPICIOUS
[Echoed GUH]
nice echoes mori
>>31808977MY DAY IS FUCKING RUINED.
>>31808977Why are you doing this?
MY BOY WAS REAL CUTE RIGHT NOW FUCK
>>31809090>4:07 minutestl;dl but based.
galactiguh..
>>31809124FBK is #1 regarding skills.
MORI NO I'M CUMMING!!!!
>>31809235tow-how
<span class="sjis"> C O S M I C G U H[/spoiler]
Remember, none of the other girls of hololive EN showed up to say happy birthday to Ame.
erotic guh
>GUH~>Ehehehe....She knows what she's doing. Mori, you're fucking cute.
>mori starts to stream>leave thread
>sexy guhnot like this bonernot like this
>>31809196Odd, it's eating messages for me then.
Fanart of the trinity cosplaying as the Prismrivers when?
So where in the world is Gawr Gura?
that's an auspicious guh
>>31809056The bathroom floor gets cleaned regularly, how often do you see people clean other floors?t. bathroom pizza eater
What the fuck was that Mori, kek
G-g-g-g-g-GUH!!!
Mori's voice legitimately displeases me
I just wish any of the other holos could even slightly compare to Gura so I could have something to do when she isn't streaming...
>>31808977Here, friend.
have fun Deadbeats and have fun waiting Chumbuds, see you all on the birthday stream tomorrow
AUTOTUNE MORIRIN
akumic...
Mori...Sex.....
>>31809124fubuki can do the thing where you land in a water bucket so you don't take damage so she's #1
>>31809272I used to think that too but it's really grown on me
>>31809264Stressing about her schedule
That guh~ was insanely erotic.
>>31808982Both. Start with the cheesecake.
ALOE LOVE
>>31809272I can't get over how she sounds like a young mother
Words that have never once appeared in a genuinely good post:>condomates>deadbrap>cumbuds>unitardsAre there Tako and KFP distortions they use or do schizos have nothing for names against them
>she doesn't look like meSometimes she does.
Her mic still sounds low quality
>>31809272same, it filters me hard. it sucks cause she seems cool and plays games i like.
Did that echo sound a little faster one on side than the other?
>>31809272trans opinion
>>31809018
Posting schedule in 10 minutes
>work on your audio set up>don't change the FUCKING LOUD TRANSITION SOUND
AME SOLD HER WHOLE GENERATION THE SAME MIXERthey should pay watson for that
>>31809305Yea, it sounds worse then normal.
>>31809125No problem, they can confort each other.
Calli seems... cuter than usual today...
mori just told me to shut the fuck uplater nerds
Callie seems to be in a good mood, did she actually get a full night's worth of sleep?
My sister likes yellow cake with chocolate frosting. My sister is a dumb bitch.
Calli is cuter than usual today.
>>31809300Mori will never be a mother, Anon. That would mean going nine months without drinking.
>>31809303There is generally almost no overlap between deadbeats and takodachis.
I want to beat the shit out of Pekora.
>>31809300It's preparation for when I make her one, she's just getting into the habit of speaking that way.
Mori sounds so happy today, I forgive her for yesterday
>>31809303you post is shit
>>31809272agreed
>>31809303TakocuksChickenfags
>>31809304KFPeepees
LET THE SURPRISE BE THOSE ROCKIN TITS
Teamates, I love you, but you fall for the easiest fucking bait. Have some self control and stop handing out (you)s like candy you dumb horny retards
>>31808977Did the other one die?
>the only time I like talllankletbros....
We won again manlets
Anyone else assume that whenever Ame says "my tummy huuurts" it just means she needs to take a fat fucking shit?
>DEADBEATS, ITS ME MORI CALLIOPE, the N-BEEEEP OF NIPPONwhat did Mori mean by this
<span class="sjis">GUH~[/spoiler]
SHE NEEDS TO STOP BEING CUTE
>>31808531your forced positivity won't last forever, negative ayameposting will though.
>>31809162>>31809174SHUT THE FUCK UP DEADBEATS!
>>31809331Anon...https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1346613243930791936?s=20
>only time I like tall is a monitor
>>31809316Look, audio is hard, mkay?
>>31809339Should've joined the PUBG match earlier then
One of these days Calli WILL fix the scythe transition volume.
>>31809331She called a Nigerian from Shibuya
>>31808977Fuck...
ame was NOT cuter than usual today
>>31809275t. pedophile
So did gura die or what
>special surprise at the end of the streamWHAT THE FUCK IS IT
>>31809351Added to the list, got it
>>31809167Wow what the fuck.
>The only time I like tall...>The only time>Only time
>>31809289>>31809124Haachama is the most powerful minecraft holo, just watch her for a few minutes and you see how fast she worksFubuki is also very powerful, she does RTAs and not as a joke
>>31809303>tacuckdachis>KFPtards
>>31809339https://youtu.be/GTLkNlyw1S0I got you anon
Does anyone else keep sticking their finger in their mouth to pop whenever Ame does?
>>31809349He hated him because he spoke the truth.
MY BOY IS JUST ABOUT TO CRASH THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
Mori got me my favourite ****, later virgins.
>>31809359I assume she's pregnament
>She got us sexMori??
I want Miko to fuck Haachama.
mori is going to [bleep] us at the end of the stream!
MORI IS GONNA FUCK US AT THE END OF THE STREAM
>>31809278>only the ones that have had the luck to be close to someoneYou can even teach dogs to hate and hurt themselves in case you're late and can't make it to the 16oclock beatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUeWAFYgtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5XzGyjEkkc
why is mori's voice so scuffed
【7:12】弟の笑い声で起床。まだ眠い。顔を洗う。歯を磨く。鏡を見る。gura。【7:22】朝食はカレーライスだ。胃が重い。嫌になる。gura。【7:35】ダルいgura。庭ではうるせぇ犬がgura。【7:43】「gura」TVでgura。俺にgura。【7:50】gura。guraでgura。guraだ。【8:03】gura【8:46】gura【9:30】gura【9:40】gura【9:45】gura【10:05】gura【11:20】gura【11:22】gura【11:30】gura【11:31】gura【11:31】gura【11:32】gura【11:35】gura【11:37】gura【12:20】gura
>>31809354fuck you im American you cant tell me what to do(you)
>>31809090the employee of the month.take notes.
>10am>way earlierMy boy...
>>31809383one ear bathroom ASMR
I wish I could draw so I could draw Ame cosplaying as 2hu Aya.
>>31809303klucks
MORI FIX YOUR FUCKING MIC
>>31809383it's a [BEEP]
I can't believe Mori is going to **** us after the stream.
>>31809392people use their fingers to make a popping sound? I can do it without
Is it just me or is Mori's mic still kinda fucked?
>>31809375one of these days it will be gone unceremoniously and you'll miss it
>>31809392I just make the noise using only my lips.
>>31809372Who won? I had to leave halfway through the stream.
>>31809402>Mori really brought Aloe backMORI LOVEALOE LOVESEX LOVE
>be Gura>hyped to start the new year with lots of cool ideas and tons of motivation>the year rolls over and nothing really changed because it's literally just another day>don't want to do anything anymore, barely even want to get out of bed due to stress and depression
>Mori being turned into a coffee drinkerThey always start with hating it, but then they start to drink it everyday.
>>31809359I just assume she ate more 3+ day old rice like a retarded gremling.
Mori it hasn't even been 10 minutes...
>>31809375Of course she will, but it will be on her graduation stream. You read it here first.
>>31809380Ame was cringier than usual today, aya~
>>31809414What did he mean by this?
Look at how fuckin smug this boy is
>>31809354fuck you faggot I find myself responding to people who bite bait to tell them off more than anything else, probably not much better.
0 days
>>31809437Gura is ME?!
Mori?!? The hell is happening?
>>31808977I shall presume the fluffy cat passed on and the remaining cat is noticing the absence. I notice similar behavior to my last cat, as his son passed on months ago.
Is Gura dead or just her career?
>>31809437damn gura is me
Phew at least we had ONE technical diffulty
no please jesus not again
I thank Allah Mori doesn't do watchalongs. I wouldn't survive watching Bladerunner 2049 with this pink autist.
ASMR crash
>>31809437Me?
So I heard we had a /an/ invasionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZiJkicepzMThis will make you feel good.
>>31809383she's gonna say the pogchamp meme
Orange Juice and Yogurt Chicken?
>>31809383Graduation announcement
>>31809462OBS is hard
>ame froze earlier>now mori frozeuuuuuuh, coversharts?
Casval what the fuck
Deadbeats? Care to explain?
>>31809414https://files.catbox.moe/4ifjle.mp4Ĝ̨̨̼̟̥̪̥̠̠͖̦̼͍͎̺̝̠̝ͮ̋ͧ͆̊̈́ͣ͛̊̀͐ͯ̇͐̀̚͡Ṷ̷̧͕͉̣̦̰̩͎͕͕͒̉́̿̉̌̋̏ͮ̏ͩ́R̵̭͚͚͉̟ͮͫ͐ͮ͋̽̍̾͊̀͡͝Ǎ̶̶̧̤̹̦͈̭͎̹ͧͧ̿͢͝
>>31809472>I thank Allah Mori doesn't do watchalongs.Retardchama...
>>31809414オゲイ
>>31809427>>31809430It's not the same, she's clearly doing it that way.
Mori... Your mic...
She's such a dork.
>>31809428No, it sounds way worse then normal.
>>31809487She didn't free she went off tracking
>>31809321>>31809331>Callie
>>31809414literally me
>>31809485Oh ok.
>>31809381Upset that your oshi will never be as good as Gawr Gura?
>>31809437oof.
Why she didn't test before the stream???
That faint but noticeable beep whenever she talks is irking the shit out of me
>>31809472>Mori doesn't do watchalongsbro, your mori reps...
>>31809437I relate to her so much...
>>31809482*Guraduation
>>31809090I'll make this a soundpost in the next thread.
>>31809491woah...
>>31809516It's a Mori stream what did you expect?
>>31809516Because waking up at 9:30am was hard enough
>>31809383She's gonna give us an ASMR brap.
>>31809493I missed this 1986 type of videos!
God no please ffs Mori not again
>>31809366As long as Ayame keeps brightening mine and others day, I will continue to bring positivity to everyone in /hlgg/.
If Gura takes a break tomorrow as well I don’t think chumbuds will live any longer without jumping off the ledge
>>31809242Dunno, really.Something about cherishing the happy moments even though they bring pain.
>>31809414なにこれ?
Moririn.......
>>31809472>Mori doesn't do watchalongsWhat did he mean by this?
Can we have one Mori stream without tech issues? This is almost comical
>looking for a game to captureHow the fuck did she even manage to fuck it up?Shit was working perfectly in the previous crash streams.
>>31809472She has both done watchalongs and is planning more.
>>31809516>hololive en>actually testing thingsRUMAO
>>31809437literally me
>>31809125Good, I HATE Gura!
>>31809472Anonchama...
>>31809516EEEH THAT'S JUST HOW YOUR BOY IS *GUHH*
WINDOWS HAS COMPUTER
>>31809055The pizza fell on the piss stained bathroom floor and her friend accidentally stepped on it before picking it up
>>31809380I think she peaked last week...
>>31809516She did, at least somewhat, she said in prechat she'd be a minute because the game audio wasn't capturing properly
GURA IN MORI CHAT GOOOO
>>31809516Heh.
>>31809516it's not like her last stream was also a tech failure
ENTERGURA
GURA IN CHAT
*casts a spell to resolve the technical problem within 8.88 minutes*
>>31809539It's an endurance stream, it's not like she has anything else to do today anyway.
ENTER SHARK
YOU WANT A BAD CHOICE?ALREADY GOT ONE
IS THAT GURA ON MORIs CHAT?
ENTER GURA
>>31809385They also allowed videos of dudes with their erect cocks out practicing something called "jelqing" for awhile until they finally took action like a year later
The Mori, the Mic, the Technical Difficulties, the Good Moods, the deadbeats, the streams
Morichama...
Will Mori actually stream longer than usual? She's going from only doing two 4 hour streams ever to a whole 8 hours?
>>31809511ogey pedo
>>31809572AS EXPECTED OF AINZ-SAMA.
>>31809437She's just like me!My favorite color is also blue
Chumbuds...
Does Mori ever test anything out before streaming?
GURA IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31809090i dunno that's a little too based, might want to back it back a tad
I'm so glad Mori is taking her job more seriously and giving more time to her streams and putting effort into ti.
>>31809576INTERLINKED
>>31809516>Testing things before streamsDo you even watch Hololive English?
>>31809383She probably got the asmr mic working and the plan is to give everyone a surprise taste at the end, but your boy is bad at video games so she'll probably be so dead by the time she finally does finish that she'll either forget about it or be too tired to mess with it
G-Gura!?!?!?
>>31809492>>31809519H-Huh?
Mori is the Lamy of EN
GURA LIVES
GurAme schizos keep losing
>Gura in Mori's chat>Not Ame'sWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
this may sound like a madmans idea, but why not just test stuff before the stream to see if everything is working properly
>>31809593>>31809578
>>31809354but anon, I'm sure that guy reaching farther than the fucking transatlantic cock theory is being serious!!!! Everyone knows the most likely explanation is always the NTR related and stupidest one!
GURA?!
>mori too busy trying to fix her shit to replydang
Mori...Just restart your shit already
Why does Gura hate her fans so much, /hlgg/?
>>31809375She hasn't? So you're telling me it's just my ears getting used to it?Personally, it's the BRRRRT sound before it that bothers me. I swear, this crap wasn't there before.
>>31809572kek
>Gura cares more about calli then chumbuds or ameRrats?
>I was singing the other version in my headBREAK IT DOWN BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YAIs this the one Ame was about to sing?
Hyping up the Calligula collab I see
>>31809558Ina practiced making takoyaki for tomorrow's stream. Then again, we can't expect people to be as good as Ina.
HYAKU-SHIKI BROS
>>31809621None of the ENs test anything.
Yabaiiii
Damn, this stream is beyond scuffed.
>>31809619Magic's gone.
>>31809437Wow she's just like me!
>other versionBased amehttps://youtu.be/G5KxZ5Lc_YA
>>31809576>The yellow liquid on Ame'sI'm gonna throw up.
>>31809602Yes.
>>31809630I hate her fans too
GOOMBA PLEASE RELEASE YOUR FUCKING SCHEDULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YAThis is the "other version" Ame was talking about>nigga what?
>>31809630have you seen her fans?
she's about to bust
>>31809572every time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YAAme, you memelord
GURAME SCHIZOS WHERE YOU AT??
>>31809597>Gura: Ok, that's enough work for today
>>31809572It just fits so well.Even in her playthroughs she switching from prodigy to retard
Fuck GuraAme bros we're fucking losing I... I give up I'm sorry I'm jumping this ship it's too painful after losing to not only Teamates and now Mori. Bye it was a good run
>>31809630Gura doesn't hate chumbuds, he just likes Deadbeats more
>>31809601>shark supporting her big sisterI love little interactions like these. So adorable. I wish Mori saw it. Would've made her even happier.
>>31809354Retards will actually fall for it if you don't.
I guess they don't have Computers and Technologies lessons in the Underworld
>>31809494ッラット
>>31809655Why do you hate yourself anon?
People actually believe that's Gura? It's just Enma in Gura's account trying to kill rrats again, we've been over this so many times come on people
Gura.......stream...........
>>31809601>>31809597SHE IS ALIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!RATS FUCKING LSAYEDANTIS FUCKING BANNEDUNITY FUCKING RESTORED
>>31809603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c
Is Mori gonna give us a crash bandicoot ASMR stream?
>>31809630She only hates most of them which is why she is doing things to filter them
*bombs kuso thread*
Mori, can't you please just be a streamer for one day.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GURA HOLY SHITSTOP BEING LAZY ASS FUCK
>off beat Perfect title
>>31809388However, she's get to acquire an elytra as well as netherite.
>>31809619she broke with Ame, this just confirmed it.
>>31809695
>>31809613she's done boondock saints and fight club and she's watching the room this week
>>31809635Guralliope
>>31809572KEK
I am NOT happy right now chumbuds.
>>31808820god imagine sticking ame's head in the toilet while pounding her from behind
Mori can you please just do prep more than 5 mins before the stream? You're a professional fucking streamer.
>>31809207yeah, that would be a better assessment instead of some tier liststats representation close to pic related maybe?
>>31809597Post the schedule or do a stream, fucking lazy brat!
Why are Mori numbers so low compared to Ame? 18K > 8K
>>31809630I'd hate my fans too if they were chumbuds.
>>31809630To be fair, everyone hates her fans
>>31809272>>31809350>>31809307>>31809293I thought homosexuals were only supposed to make up 5% of the population and yet they all seem to be here
>>31809699She did, you fucking retard. >>31809653
pardun rrat ogey uoh cunny
>>31809630She doesn't hate them, that's just a rrat
>>31809639Yes
AVerMedia, not even once.
>>31809655>Chumbuds are like Seaniggers
>>31809653Anyone have a full screenshot of her messages?
>>31809698Ame Gray..
>>31809657Ame takes BBC in her loose pussy on the daily
>>31809679Gura's dead isn't she...
>>31809338I AM POWERFUL, I AM THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE
>>31809630They made her the #1 holo and now she will never be able to do proper collabs without thinking that the other girls might be jealous
>>31809681>rrat slayedNo she's still a lazy fuck
>>31809696are you by chance... FRUSTRATED?
>one hour passes>game still not captured>"alright deadbeats, we'll try again next time, sorry">change the title to "CRASH BANDICOOT 4】UNTIL I GET IT TO WORK"
>>31809711She's just starting.
>>31809711>why aren't people watching Mori desperately try to salvage and already scuffed stream
>>31809696are you frustrated?
Mori I love you but c'mon, this isn't rocket science.
>ogey>ogey
https://twitter.com/DrawingJackie/status/1346626003070636032fast
>>31808624She's a huge weeb so probably has a mold
Mori, why do you have to be such a bitch to tallbeats? Lanklets have it rough too you know.
>>31809699>You're a professional fucking streamer.Clearly not
Chances of Mori yab because of screen capture shenanigans?
>>31809711Ame was cuter than usual
>>31809716>he doesn't know that everyone here is a faggothow new?
>>31809303>chickenfags>who's Ina?
Every fucking Mori stream.Deadbeats, defend this.
>>31809593>8 hours of troubleshootingThat's gonna be some next level scuff.>it's been 15 minutes
I'm glad someone stopped klaius before it was too late
>>31809679This is like a mix of Violet Crowe from Berseria and Raven from RWBY
>>31809711Most of Ame's subs are there to watch her play games, most of Mori's subs are there for music. This shouldn't be that hard to figure out. That and Mori is scuffing the fuck out of her stream.Honestly, Mori getting 10k for Crash Bandicoot, and the fourth stream of it at that, is pretty fucking good.
>>31809732literally built for the british broadcasting coporation
CalliGulabros, it is our time to shine?
>>31809699>professional
>>31809630>Gura coughs on stream >concernfags tell her to stop streaming for 2 months because covid>Gura mentions her weather>people immediately try to dox her location>doxniggers dug up old info about her family to harass them>HERfags and antiHERfags broke containment into her comments>Klaius got boosted by Gura only to turn into a skitzo so she switched to DuDuL who is hopefully more sane>Can’t be tipsy without it turning into drama>old friends of HER are getting harassed just for knowing her in the past >even in her pre chat which she reads, people try to dox her I wonder why she hates her fans
>>31809630You'd hate your fans too if they were a bunch of schizos, pedophiles, HERfags and literal children.
>>31809681You can't prove she's alive, Enma could be using her account!
>>31809630I hate me too.
Gura appearing as soon as Mori had technical issues feeds the "Gura is EnMa" narrative, open your eyes watamates, the truth is in front of you
>>31809729It was just those and then a big 'YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH' afterwards.
>>31809774its actually klaius posting in her palce
Why has Amelia, a working girl, not yet passed the numbers of Calliope, who is a lazy girl?
>>31808624she said she finally get her hands on a proper takoyaki grill
>>31809732we know
>If I gave you a cake you'd eat it, right? You'd eat my cake?
>>31809572Glorious Morious endorses and reinforces us
>Gura cares more about Mori than her own fansYeah, i'm thinking about dropping this uppity bitch right about now.
>>31809791MAGIC EXIST AND SHE IS ALIVE
>>31809711>18k vs 8k
i'm thinking about developing a machine learning model that will use various inputs from gura's activity (tweets, schedule, youtube chats, etc.) to predict how likely she is likely to stream
>>31809784Yeah calli seems to care more about Gura than Ame so I like it more, I'm moving onto this sisbro ship now, gonna be based
>>31809696You can't be mad at me! I'm cute
>>31809797Working hard doesn't mean you'll be successful and the faster retards learn this lesson, the better.
>>31809774I think he gave up looking since he is streaming right now. Gura thinks its safe now
>Ame only likes you if you give her moneyAme is a whore
>technical difficulty marathonjigoku jigoku jigoku
>What if I put it there...
>window's 10 noise: the stream ft. Gura
>>31809793
>>31809745>No she's still a lazy fuckNo one sane denies that.
>>31809338you'd be surprised
>>31809716I said I liked it
>>31809797Ame would be an amellionaire if she made Pop on Rocks on her own channel.
New Year.New Technical Problems.Same Ole Calli.
>>31809797music
>>31809755connected by the ear of pizza
>>31809572I lol'd, based demiurgus poster
>>31809777Velvet*
>>31809808MAGIC ISN'T REAL, THERE'S A SIXTH PERSON IMPERSONATING GURA!
>>31809732>>31809783oddly specific
>>31809797Hard work hardly works.
>>31809315Stop lying, Enma.
>>31809767the windows error sound is the only way i can get off due to pavlovian association with my boy
>>31809774Chumguts was on duty
>>31809718Uooooohhh
Remember deadbeats, we have experience in this area. Learn this phrase when SEAnigger hands typed this post. 'It's okay when Mori does it'.
>>31809805
>>31809791I'll say it in red.>>>/e/nma+was+not+in+moris+chat>>>/g/ura+is+awake
>>31809572I don't know this anime what's the joke
>>31809741I think this image is really cute, can I save it?
God, why is Calli such a lazy stupid bitch? And prideful too. You know she's trying to solve all these problems on her own, instead of asking her senpai or genmates or management for help.
pink cat > mori calliope
moririn... why are you llike this.. it's hard being a deadbeat bros
Its this what you guys mean by "cringekino"?
>>31809619>>31809635Ame broke up with Gura over New Year's, making her too depressed to stream for days
>>31809594Ogey faggot
>>31809761>Ame was cuter than usualNo. In fact, this was the first day where Ame was most definitely NOT cuter than usual.
And now the mic is fucking up
>>31809788>HERfags and antiHERfags broke containment into her commentsI take issue with this one, this thread has never been the main place of HERfags, they've been out there before us, and they've been out there in fucking force.Look at her old fan hubs, they've become a fucking HER cult that focuses on trying to drag HER out of Gura 24/7. That's not us "breaking containment," that's a full Two Trumpets "this is far beyond us" situation
>autotune tech supportmori keeping things fresh
>windows beepguh>windows beepdeadbeats>windows beepyour boy>windows beepis bad at video games!
T-MORI
Gura hates her annoying fans (youtube chat, comments, reddit,etc..) but she loves you guys for being honest and less cringe.
>>31809805Ogey
wtf is mori doing with autotune
>this autotunedFucking hell I love my Mori
>the n wordWHAT?!
<span class="sjis"> ∧_∧ ( フ´∀`)フ < fuck gura (∴∴∴∴)ノ /∴/∴/ (∴)∴) _,,..-―'""~ ̄"~゙゙"'''ョ ゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ T | l,_,,/\ ,,/l | ,.-r '"l\,,j / |/ L,,,/ ,,/|,/\,/ _,|\_,i_,,,/ / _V\ ,,/\,| ,,∧,,|_/[/spoiler]
Thank fucking god Mori.
>>31809572Superchat revenue will infact INCREASE during live technical difficulties as viewers watch their oshi struggle!Sasuga, calli-sama!
>>31809861haha it's all yours friend :^)
>>31809858
>>31809745I'M RICH, BITCH.
>>31809859Watch Overlord, its based
>>31809784Yes brother.
>>31809811do it
>>31809805Friends come first over fans/numbers she probably never wanted in the first place.
AME JUST CALLED LIONEL RICHIE THE N WORD
>she fixed itapologize, right fucking now
>>31809889Dicking around, what else?
>Aya>Gura ghost2021 being amazing literally lasted for 2 days.
>>31809865Got it fixed while your retarded ass was bitching, faggot.
>>31809896gladly
>>31809541Based. I'm rooting for you, Ayamefriend!
>>31809315Fuck you, you got 5
>>31809875You have to imagine hobo-Ame
>ping pongWHO IS IT?
Amelia literally called her viewer a nigger
>>31809896God I wish
Mori is getting FUCKED RIGHT NOW
>>31809657popular mashup a while back.
Remember that this all started because of drunk spammers in her chat.
>>31809875Amelia was... cringe today
>>31809875>poor girl not wasting the food she bought with money that was probably relatively hard to come by for her or her family>claiming that isn't cuteFaggot
>>31809812>Low-ranker, elite, whatever. You can beat anyone...it's called hard work!
Can someone tell me why Mori has over 800,000 subscribers again.
Doxxfags stop sending random shit to Mori's house.
Now this is peak moririn content
Calli...Was she like this at her previous job? Maybe she didn't quit... maybe she got fired...
I miss her.
>game finally works>someone's at the doorYou can't make this shit up.
I don't think she can prepare for random doorknocks
Gura wants to do things her own way and she has that right.
Kiara at the door
>>31809315Fuck you Gura don't leave me ever again fuck fuck fuck
>>31809594How many times do we have to tell you anon? Ask and you shall receive.
>I'm not really going to die. Don't call anyone.What did she mean by this?
This bitch made 10k the other day by the eay
This is her best stream yet.
>>31809942>Gura is punishing everyone for HERfags in the chatI believe it.
Mori reminds me a lot of debut Towa
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS DON'T BE MEAN TO AME ON HER BIRTHDAY
>>31809859>>31809910Don't listen to this anon. The Overlord anime is terrible, read it instead.
Gura's bathwater pizza vs Ame's bathroom pizza, what is worse?
>you fools, Carrot has been playing with you. like puppets.
>>31809910i tried and the firsts eason was fine but not as cool as the main character made me thought it wwould besecond season was garbage, almost finished it but who the fuck cares about lizard tribesgarbage
>>31808941>>31809002Sorry to break it to you snowflakes, but much worse things happen at restaurantst, ex /ck/fag who watched my coworkers drop raw chicken all over the greasy black floor and pick it right back up to cook and serve the hospital staff.
Fuck I just realized that due to the Ame-Mori chess collab Mori's cancer chat will keep bringing up the manlet man that collab's gonna be trash if mori also brings him up
>>31809952Party soon..
>>31809905
Finally fixed it sheesh
Amiki Saltwaker
>>>
>>31809949Because people love her. Why are you alive?
> > >
>>31809942HERfags we’re all over the VOD comments, if she read some of that shit I wouldn’t blame her for being annoyed kek
>>31809949Gapchama... it's almost 900k now...
>>31809951Death-sensei actually got mad at her for quitting, and even made her work on Christmas Eve. She didn't want to but he pulled the 'you don't even have any friends in this city, what are you going to do on Christmas Eve?' card on her. He seems like kind of an asshole.
>Gura sucked all the teetee clipbait she could out of Ame so she's been dropped and replaced with Mori
>>31809711I'm listening to Ame read SC, I'll be there for Mori in a bit.
>>31809974Give me a link then
>>31809541I liked your oshi's karaoke stream today. She was very cute.
>>31809949There are plenty of people who listened to RIP once.
>>31809975Ame's bathroom pizza is worse. Atleast Gura's pizza has cunny water in it.
>>31809974>>31809910Don't listen to either of these keks it's only cool if you're stuck in your edgy phase
>>31809289>>31809388https://youtu.be/T1gc-CfP02U?t=7300
>16k even during supacha readingthey finally fixed youtube bug?
She was born in the scuff, molded by it.
>>31809974What better way to get people to read it than by getting them invested with the first season?
>>31809981I'll add this one to the list.
she said "amiki" the same way she says her dog's name miki, rrat confirmed it's a mix of aniki and her dog's name, chosen back when she was a twitch streamer to avoid yabs then
IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>31809865I can relate
Mori is still surprised by how many views her 890k channel can get when she streams at reasonable American hours
>>31809896I wish...
wow haachama cameo in mori stream!!!
>>31809975>Pizza marinated in loli juice vs. pizza covered in shit and pissOf course it's going to fucking me Gu-->Vegetarian pizza Ame's
>>31809761This is true
>>31809949reaper rapper idolshe's cute but hard, like rock candysweetest girl there is but she's based as fuckalso boobas
Does my boy like jellybellies and bad teeth? If so boy howdy!!
>ENTER MY BOI'S BOY!!!!
>>31809997>SEAniggers>people
>Her favouriteWe're in m8
>>31809980What the fuck
________________________________________AYA~________________________________________
>>31809955>skips a stream and disappears for over 48 hours>Gura wants to do things her own waydo chumbuds really?
Mori is cute...
>>31809472Are you really that much of a newfag? Really now?
Ame you fucking pussy bitch
>>31809678Chumbuds are in an eternal competition for the chance to be with Gura and are willing to kill each other if needed. There can only be one
>>31809974The manga or is there a light novel?
>Gura messaging AmeTHEY ARE LOVERS
>Gura mentioned 2hrs in and it's from the NY celeb. message
AMELIA FUCKING HATES GURA
>WHY WOULD I DO THAT? GURA YOUR DISGUSTING!IT'S OVER
>>31809913i think it would work fairly well but it's going to be a bitch getting the training data, like i would have to scrape hundreds of VODs for the youtube chats and it would suck.
>>31810037She's aware of the YT viewer bug.
>>31810006Bet she's making a cake for Ame's birthday minecraft stream tomorrow.
aussiebros? shes laughing at us again..
>>31809980That is admittedly disgusting but not even close to the same level because 1. people don't piss and shit on the floor and 2. cooking it afterwards at least kills the bacteria
NICE JOB
Wait, I was watching Mori, why the arrow posting?
>still no ryona art of the EN girlsWhat's taking so long drawfags?
>>31809616n..NOOOOO ARGH MY MEDS WHERE ARE MY MEDS
>>31809879Most of her fans are HERfags, the only good chumbud are unironically the silent ones who just enjoy the streams
>>31810016
gurame bros......
>>31809981>if mori also brings him up>>IFyou mean when
>Ame denied Gura's onion requestOH NO NO NO BROS, GURAAME IS OFFICIALY FUCKING DEAD
>>31810020Who?
>she likes fat,smelly,trailer trash manletsDEADBEATS EXPLAIN
>>31810020Seems like it has been since new years or so? the weird spikes are gone at least.
>>31810052Yep we do
>>31809980JESASAre all restaurants like this or only the non rich / expensive ones?
>>31809885G-gura?!Watch Nichijou its a pretty good show
>>31810048Correct, you aren't a person. Wouldn't even call you a human being, really. So why are you alive?
>>31810031no shit retard, the guy was farming (You)s, he didn't even get more than 6, I'm happy that more and more people are avoiding bait, too bad the thread is going pretty fast
Ame called Gura's onion idea disgusting, but Gura took it personally and thought Ame was calling Gura herself disgusting, and that's why she has been so quiet on twitter, missing streams and only appearing in Mori's chat and not Ame's.
Do you think Disney will let them play Pooh's Home Run Derby again?
She's awake? Activate ze machine
Gura talks to Ame more than she talks to her fans
PRESS R2 YOU FUCKING RETARAD
>>31809572Holy fuck, this is perfect for Mori.Sasuguh, Mori-sama!
>>31810087Theres at least one Kiara drawing that has been posted here
>>31809090kikeri-killed him
>>31810052No. I'm still mildly upset.
>>31809865The whole of EN gen need a slap on the head desu.First time in their life getting 5 digit livestream views and none of them prep their stream beforehand every time.
Sorry guys, there was an emergency but Gura will return tomorrow
I would absolutely eat Ame's cake
>DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I'M BAD AT VIDYA?!??!
>>31810114ogey
>>31810019dream moment
>>31810089The ‘HERfags’ who watch her and enjoy her aren’t HERfags, they just became chumbuds because they aren’t faggots. It’s the ones who won’t move on from HER that are actual cancer
Is it just me, or does the game have a severe audio latency?
>>31810103The expensive ones do this too. Why wouldn't they? It's not like the customer can really tell
Gura....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYXvgeNR9_gChoco Sensei and Ui Mama are going to be streaming soon.
>>31810117>Do you think Disney will letNo.
>>31810070The light novel is the original, but I've heard good things about the manga too
>>31810091Anon don't act like SUSAGA AINS-SAMA doesn't get old in five episodes. It literally has zero stakes and is only good for ego stroking
>>31810099>she likes Ame
>watching Kiara superchats>"I hope you continue to support me!"do other Holos say this shit to their paypigs? seems manipulative
When will Coco collab with EN?
>>31810124Can't blame her, I would too in her place.
>>31809917>20 minutes in
>>31810016if you're not a mid-20s chuuni you need to get the FUCK out of /jp/
>>31810005I wonder if she wanted to keep a good relationship with her coworkers or just wanted him as a potential reference or something, because what would stop her from leaving such an awful boss when she now has Hololive as her safety net?
>I had some pickled cucumberAme....
>>31810103When you're at work, do you give 100% all the time, or do you slack off and say "fuck it"?
>>31809942>>31810002they deserve even worse treatment from her than this. i can't really feel bad about being collateral damage if that's her intention.
>get out of my swamp
You kno,w if i didnt know any better, I would believe the narrative that mori is some black girl.
you will never be Mori's boi
>>31810157>its real
>>31810136
>>31810089I don't think most of her fans are, being fair. HER was big, but also a dead channel. I doubt there are more than 10,000 HERfags who haven't moved on. But 10,000 active HERfags is a big voice compared to 1,500,000 silent chumbuds.
Just give up, gura.
>missed the start by 22 minutes>turn on the stream>"you know, I figured it out, I'm not good at video games"Oh, for fuck's sake!>continue watching, because I'm a spineless worm
>>31810166just watching is support enough she's said so before
>>31810171It's an endurance stream, time is irrelevant.
>Do your homeworkGod I want to make Mori a mommy
>>31810169never
Is it just me or Ame has been wayyy more playful with her viewers even since the Bladerunner stream?Did Joi awaken something in her?
>>31810157I’m hunting her down as we speak, don’t worry chumbuds!!!
SHE LITERALLY doesn't know about R2.Holy fuck.
>>31810186Maybe if you'd never heard a black person speak in your life.
>>31810016>deadbeats existWell.
>>31810169God she's so hot
>>31810103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWjqgM_CU8Imagine getting foot fungus in your lettuce
>>31810124You can't have meaningful conversation with literal children.
Mori Baby...
>>31810039So shark is vegetarian now?
>>31810107I stay alive because the grim reaper is shit at her job.
>>31810169
>>31809980Number 15, burger king foot lettuce
>>31810162Isn't the LN going to be never finished because the author is sick of this shit?
AMIKI SALTWALKER
>>31810151>Why wouldn't they?by having a literal Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen monitoring the food
>>31810209She's been getting more playful since even before that
Calli is so fucking retarded Jesus
I'm starting to think our boy is bad at videogames
>>31810166Welcome to KFP. She asked people to put the frog video on repeat to boost views.
Why is Gura like this
>>31810117flash is dead anon ;_;
>>31810052She's busy getting fucked by her boyfriend please andastd.
>>31810186I would say go outside and actually hear a black person speak but I think you'd spaz out and call them a nigger.
>>31810117Anon... it's dead
>>31810210She knows. She’s ignoring chat to piss them off , obviously she knows r2
I'm not a fan of back seaters but I love it when the person playing doesn't bother to look at their chat and they just fucking lose it
Who are you watching right now?
>>31810008https://nyaa.si/view/1040301>>31810016Careful anon someone might attack you for that, and you'll fall like a puppet whose strings had been cut
>>31810031Wrong thats my name
>>31810191
>>31810178I slack off a lot but hygiene is one thing I do not fuck with when it comes to customers.
>>31810210The game didn't give her a prompt.
>>31810162I personally really enjoy the worldbuilding and unique perspective of a salaryman from a dystopian future trying to become a proper evil lich overlord
>>31810214>>31810227
>>31810251You were saying?
GURA IN THE CHATSHES NOT DEAD
>>31810169I know Coco's roommate is hot af, but can we please not post her? We have some very simple rules in these threads, they are not hard to follow, faggot.
>>31810208godspeed, pikamee
>>31810187>Fat>UglyLiterally me
>>31810186Damn bro you need to make some friends unironically
>>31809436I TOLD YA OUR BOY WAS GONNA MAKE IT UP TO US!
>>31810166Thats a pretty normal statement anon.
>Game explains what to do>Streamer ignores it>"It's not my fault that the game didn't tell em how to play!"Why is this so common?
She's gotta be trolling right now right?
>>31810261
>>31810050There were also times where my coworkers scratched their balls and went right back to touching food right before it's served to (You)>>31810082>shit tracked from all over the city including black snow accumulating on the floor>BUT AT LEAST IT"S COOKED!!They've also dropped spaghetti on the dirty floor and slapped some bucket marinara to mask the taste. By the way, fecal matter is everywhere. Personally I wouldn't have eaten the bathroom pizza but oh well.>>31810103Depends on the worker, but yeah.
>>31810221It's a meme based on the vegetarian "meat"loaf she made in an earlier stream
>>31810264it did tho, she was busy chatting to seethis is great tho
>>31810227begone from these lands bugmanfuck ALL chinks
>>31810069HEEERREEEEE WE ARREEEEBORN TO BE CHADSWE ARE THE CHUMBUDS OF THE UUNNNIVERSSSEEEE
>>31810264it did, she just ignored it
>>31810227soul > soulless
>>31810227I can't believe make-up makes girls look more attractive
>>31810264Except it did on the top of the screen.
>sweet genius rip Ster
>>31810221>vegan pizza>vegan meatloaf>vegan butteryou tell me
>>31810195she already did why do you think she's posting in Mori's chat, she's gonna be teetee with Mori now
Why do doxxes always get posted during mori streams?
>>31810096It's more troubling that Ame doesn't like onion at all. How does one get that way? Onion is great, versatile, and healthy.
>>31809679this but unironically
>>31810169Is that tongue length something unusual?
I want to hatefuck the ayas out of this detective.
Mori you fucking idiot
>>31810215
>>31810261Double the fun
>>31810169god that tongue could hit the womb
>>31810264Yes it did you fucking idiot. After it tells you to hover it tells you to R2 for the vacuum.
>>31810235I like eating sand. It's course and rough and gets everywhere...
Mamaloniiiiiiiiiii
>>31810264Blindchama...
>>31810227bros...
>>31810103I used to work back of house in expensive restaurants as well as shit ones. Obviously the expensive places are a little better, but you're still going to see some nasty shit, it's inevitable. I can only speak anecdotally, but the McDonalds I worked in was far cleaner/more hygienic than the restaurants I worked in.
>>31810169Kanata is one very lucky girl.
>>31808562>>31808633>>31808608hmmmmmmm
>>31810233Hes a whiny bitch but hes wrapping up the story, 3 more volumes to go
>>31810099alternative girl likes alternative men, news at 11
So is this a Mori thing or a women thing that when she's struggling with an unknown character she doesn't even try pushing the other buttons to see what happens?
I LOVE THE AYAS
>>31810304just a coincidence
>>31810166>seems manipulativeAnonchama
Desperate?
>>31810069Eclipse arc when? Who would be Griffith?
>>31810169When you stop asking the same questions every thread, so never
She's not going to beat it, is she? How far in the game is she?
>>31810304They've worked so hard to normalize doxxing and roommate posting that most deadbeats here think its okay.
kek the ayas are pretty funny when she slips them in like that
>>31810282>>Game explains what to do>streamer was reading chat when that happened
OH NO NO NO CONDOMATESMORI IS CRUSHING AME IS VIEWERS RIGHT NOWITS OVER
>>31810019This fucking treerrat can't keep getting away with it
>>31810269I still think she knew no way she didn’t see the chat
>>31810209She's a whore doing what she can to get more money from you
I can't believe Ame is trying to destroy unity...
>>31810304>mori fixxes her stream>gura comes backs to livebecasue they are running out of rats
>>31810195Oh dear, look at this cute JOImate
My snacks arrived, I'm happy. Are you happy?
>>31810227Still cute
>>31810282adhd, unironically
>>31810317you sound upset
>>31810282It's unironically hard to concentrate on a game and talk at the same time.
>>31810303You know what, I wouldn't even mind that over Kiara forcing things along in her normal fashion. I accept this future of Mori & Gura teetee.
>>31810149I call anyone who softdoxxes Gura a HERfag, maybe people don't mean anything by it but I'm sick and tired of most comments just being a reference to HER
Aya is playing chat like a damn fiddle and I love it.
>>31810304Always blame the SEAniggers.
>>31810305She likes the flavor, given that she'll order pizza with onions and then take it off. I'd imagine that if she didn't have onion powder, she'd use onions to cook shit and then throw them out after.
>>31810320>>31810317>>31810299>>31810292>>31810289I didn't see it.
>>31810221Watch the streams she said she wasn't. She just enjoys trying vegan things out. Plus she used an egg on the meatloaf and cookies.
>>31810304they aint called doxxbraps for nothin
Ayayayayayayaya~!
>>31810334Please understandWhen she says shes not good at games, its not a bit
>>31810193HERfags aren't old fans, they're the retards who have teh epic forbidden kownledge and no tact about it
>>31810099>she likes fat,smelly,trailer trash manlets>fatI was so close bros...
>>31810236That's pretty naive to think that every fancy restaurant has a tv Gordon Ramsay stereotype and also that he can catch every little thing that happens
>>31810255Wtf that worked, everyone else just called me a faggot lmao, thanks anon
>>31810232Didn't Ame read that sunday?
Is Mori and Ame the best example of talent beating hard work? Mori barely has streams that aren't a disaster but shes a gifted "artist" and Ames just a regular girl who can never bridge the gap despite streaming twice as much.
>>31810328kek
>>31810244Yeah sorry about that
AYASMR
>>31810271she didn't show up to ame's stream, she's dead for me
Muh fucking dick
aaaaaaaaa
I didn't know Mori was such a numberfag.
arrowarrowarrow
Here's a narrative: Gura was in Mori's chat to hint at Mori to check her discord messages because she wants to cancel the MK8 collab.
>>31810326>but the McDonalds I worked in was far cleaner/more hygienic than the restaurants I worked in.THATS... that's a surprise KEK
>>31810304Funny enough some were posted a few hours ago and the only (you)s they got were from the fag replying to himself with more images, I was pretty proud of you guys. Now not so much.
>>31810272>>31810342>>31810295You're talking to one of the stray bugs that wasn't caught by the purges.They're a rare, hollow husk, still wandering and trying to fight their battle long lost.
>>31810378Me either, actually.
>>31810103lol I worked at a high level restaurant for a few months and one of the first things Ive learned is how to scrape off mold from month old sauce and serve it again
>gura likes belle delphine and projekt melody>gura likes candy g-strings>gura likes big tiddy little waist>gura likes ame's pillowslesbian
Anti-ayafags on suicide watch, aya
Sir, the arrows, its a Deadbeat signal, not KFP!
Ok i liked that AYA
><^
>>31810267He doesn't have to do anything tho. There is never a point where he fails in a meaningful way because he wasn't a evil overlord from the start. However, I can respect your preferences. I just don't like how people act like it's something it's not.
>>31810157
>>31810346Go ask a mod whether or not it's okay and report back the results.
why is it that every time Mori keeps bringing up that it's gonna be a long stream I feel even more doubt
>>31810283
>WE SHOULD MAKE A CAKE FOR GURA>DIDN'T MENTION THE OTHERS SPECIFICALLY ONLY NAMED GURAOHONONNO GURABROS WINNING AGAIN
>>31810370Well yea those are the faggots I’m talking about, a big chunk of gura’s audience knows who she was before but a lot of them (even some in this thread) just became chumbuds. The ones who constantly make cringe HER jokes and shit are cancer and probably 12 years old
AYAchads versus antiAYAfagshttps://files.catbox.moe/68ntbt.webm
>We should make a cake for Gura...we should make a cake for everyoneWhat did she mean by this phrasing
>>31810378Moririn...
>>31810315Bringing out the big guns for you.
>>31810288>>31810302>>31810380What I meant: is a pizza with shark juice on it vegetarian or not vegetarian?
>>31810347>>streamer was reading chat when that happened>Chat is telling streamer what the tutorial said>>31810363I know, if I try to talk while mildly concentrating on a game it comes up all jumbled
>>31810394>Is Mori and Ame the best example of talent beating hard work?No, that's still Rock Lee vs Gaara.
>>31810227Nigga I'd STILL fuck!
>>31810169>>31810227kill yourself chinks
Did Ame skip the SC saying Aya sounds like Ayaya and that it's like Ame's chat is now a Twitch chat?
>>31810166JP says it all the time though?
>>31810328Fuck off, I'm not a fucking commie
Aya=good
What the fuck is going on? Mori numberfagging?
>>31810376Who the fuck orders pizza with onion on it just to take it off later? Does anyone else in Hololive do that with toppings?
>>31810315hope they'll be happy together have a happy marriage
Ame sauce...
Calli is going to change to a US sleep schedule for the numbers isn't she?
oh yeah I want that special sauce ame...
AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA..... AYAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Your Oshi>Aya or No Aya
special sauce...
https://twitter.com/walfieee/status/1346625058698104832
>Kiara died so Mori has to take up the mantle of the numberfagWow, Takamori is closer than we thought.
>>31810472Kek what a retard
>>31810472You may be scum but I guess you're still not that scum
>domino-matrix
>>31810462>>Chat is telling streamer what the tutorial said>Streamer is playing the game when that happens
>>31810413Like I said, take it anecdotally. I'm not in the states and I only ever worked at one McDonalds, it might be a very different story in other places. It also makes sense, in a way. McDonalds kitchens are far more standardized/streamlined than a regular restaurant's kitchen, and it's not like there's a lot of prep to fuck up/any dirty dishes to plate on, that kind of shit.
>>31810461Cunny is kosher but not vegan so pizza with cunny juice is not vegetarian.
>>31810465Bro... it still hurts
>>31810478You know the pepeloni?
>>31810465Gai almost killed the god of shinobi with hard work alone, Lee just sucks.
>>31810478Anon...how do you not know the pepeloni...
The arrow meme needs to evolve somehow. It's been the same for two months now
Is it just me or is there a quarter second lag between the source of the sound effect occurs on video and the sound effect actually occurs?
>>31809002It sounds bad, but nothing bad actually happened. Back in school I was bullied into eating dirt from the toilet floor and I still turned out alright, no poisoning or parasites or anything. Coming back to this cursed place is the only wrong thing about me.
>>31810248>>31810243I literally just played the American version which I believe was easier. I'll have to ask /r/ to see who's got the JP version
>>31810282streamer/ LP tax
>>31809949I like her tomboyishness
Look, I'm just going to say it: I'm sick and tired of Mori's constant numberfagging. It's not a good look for a streamer in her position, and reveals to the audience what she really cares about.She should take some advice from Kiara on how to temper that kind of observation, because it's incredibly off-putting for viewers.
>>31810394You know how your parents told you that if you work hard enough you can do anything, be anything? That was a fucking lie. Welcome to adulthood.
>I'm your girlfriend nowBros?
>>31810470Lol she just read it. Complete silence then moving on to the next SC.
>>31810490InaIna...
>I'm your girlfriend now HAHAHAHA.
OH NO TEAMATES
>i'm your girlfriend now
Ame?
>>31810511>>>
Ame is my girlfriend now! back off!
>That I'm too heavy
>>31810500The vicious cycle
>>31810490KiaraNo Aya
>>31810472>Utoposter is also Cuckfaggot imagine my shock
>I'm your girlfriend nowyou fucking niggers told me she was against NTR
>>31810490GuraAya
>>31810514There is a delay, yes. Kind of becoming unwatchable for me.
changing my gf for Ame!
>I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOWbros....
and just like that some random whore lost her boyfriend
>A dude's GF reccomended Ame to him>"I'm your girlfriend now"AME NO WHAT IF HIS GF IS A WITCH
>>31810472kek
>Ame cucking some poor girl who just thought she was fun
>>31810511desu it peaked during the Christmas collab, can't go further then that
>>31810508>almost killedNice participation prize, still lost and ended up a cripple.
Ame's my gf now bros
>I'm your girlfriend now.>HAHAHA>I'm just kidding.
>>31810475She's getting a taste of fat American numbers
Ame is my girlfriend!
>>31810514I can hear it
>>31810478
"I'm your girlfriend now hahaha"We have to stop her before she gets too powerful.
>>31810511No it doesnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z5sX4qC5HE
>>31810449>that manlet oneI lol'd
DEADLIFTS, WE'RE INARCHITECTS OUT
>easy bake oven>poorfag familywhat the hell is this lore
SWOLE MORI
>joined the gymARCHITECTS BTFO
deadlifts where we at
MORI'S FAT ASS
My boy is THICC RN
>your boy joined a gym>NOICE
MORI LIFTING
>>31810527>advice from Kiara on numberfagginglmao
AHHH I WANNA SEE FAT MORI AT A GYM
>>31810457I'm really happy they're stopping this pandering shit
>>31810514Why did you have to point this out to me?
>>31810069>>31810291Oh fuck I forgot I actually had pic related until like 5 minutes after I made that post
>>31810560The family curse!
your boy is getting ripped
That NOICE was perfect, lmao.
>your boy has joined the gym>noice
>>31810472BASED
>>31810282audience distraction
>GYM MORI>GYM MORI>GYM MORI>GYM MORI>GYM MORI
Mori... easy on the bread...
>join a gym instead of RFAmy boi is going to real place than that shit game
>>31810490>Ame>NO
CMOOOOOOOOOOON MOOOORRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>joined a gymdoxbraps, get on it. What gym is she going to?
Architects, you're losing
>>31810560oh fuck oh fuck
>>31810394She has several streams that don't have any technical difficulties and has been upping her stream times since like octoberWhy do you push these memes when you don't even watch her?
SWEATY MORI STRAIGHT HOME FROM THE GYM AUUUUGGGHHHHH
I'm gonna do my /fit/ reps with Mori!
UOOOOOOOH FIT MORISTRONG ARMS FOR HANDJOBSLESSONS WITH /JP/
Architects... you doing alright after that reveal?
>New viewer mentions his girlfriend>"I'm your girlfriend now! Hehehe"Is this the "quality NTR" Ame was talking about?
>>31810186shut the fuck up Mori your wigger impression doesn't fool anybody
>>31810560>ame's grandma is actually amelia
>>31810490AmeAYA HATE
My fucking god Calliope's ASMR stream was very embarrasingShe also sucks at videogames
Is Mori still in Japan or is she getting deported?
Ame did you learn nothing from the gypsy that cursed your grandma?
>>31810584doing 5 pushups for every mori death
Meanwhile, in normal /hlgg/...
>>31810514Oh fuck you.
The no one?
If Ame doesn't stop messing around she's going to get her bloodline cursed again And I don't want MY kids to be cursed
SHE AINT HAVE NO SKELETONS
>>31810531Sounds like someone didn't work hard enough. :^)
>>31810475She's going to keep drawing attention to the viewer bug until YouTube fixes it.
>>31810413Small businesses are more likely to do risky things to "save" money. Here's a tip, never eat free bread. In the bar I worked at, when any were leftover from a previous customer, they'd go to the back and add it to the pile that's served to the next customer. I got scolded for throwing out "perfectly good bread!" by the waitress as she scooped it out.
>>31808715ah i remember crying to this video
Casual Polka is a blessing this sinful world does not deserve.
Two paypigs hate Aya
►your green arrow posting►before 300 images►nb4 those aren't green newfag etc.
>>31810579i would do my reps mori>deadliftsname has potential
Ah, the onionloni...
No its definitely about losing weight for you you fat cow.
>>31810643That looks like a nigger koala sloth fucking australia
>>31810643mori should graduate
>>31808640i just want you to know that i watch this every time you post it
>>31810643I hate Gura, why won't she just graduate already?
Ah the peppel and the onion
>>31810593>>31810554>>31810574>>31810642I was sitting there trying to figure out what the random sounds were coming from, some firefox tab I'd left open or something, because they clearly weren't corresponding to what was happening on screen...Mori... you're going to stream for 8 hours like this aren't you?
What the fuck Ame basically does the pepeloni technique.
>Ame totally doesn't do GFE you guys!>literally steals guys from other girls
Does Mori actually know time management?
>>31810511I wasn't there to see it develop. I don't understand what the girls talking about their metrics makes you guys post arrows with no words.
>she joined a gymOh no now shes going to get hit on and finally get laid. I'm not sure if I should be happy because this will be good for her or upset that shes going to get some dick
>>31810295it's stupid. Being able to wear makeup and knowing how it to apply it so you look more attractive is attractive in of itself.Like, plenty of women wear makeup but they look terrible.
>Ame does the pepeloni but with onions and mushroomHololive blonds are weird fuckin picky eaters
ah the toppings
She really is Haachama's sister
>>31810584>>31810587>>31810583>>31810582>>31810579NOICE
>wasting toppings
>>31810643I love you Gura!
Simple problems have simple solutions.
>>31810611MGS permissions soon.
>>31810649Nah, I made it through nepotism because I'm not a retard and learned early on that connections > talent >>>>> hard work.
THE PEPELONI
>>31810667Don't be rude about Mori's fat fucking milky cow-tits, thanks.
>>31810490AmeForced fucking Twitch-shit. Literally turns her chat into a Twitch-chat whenever she mentions it. It's not even limited to her streams. It's now in her fucking comments and fan art as well.Ame is fucking retarded.
>>31810639Didn't Cover give her a visa extension?
AWAY!
>>31810623based
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING SCHEDULE IT CANT TAKE THIS LONG TO DO A SCHEDULE DID SHE EVEN PLAN AHEAD AT ALL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS YOU FUCKING SHARK HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHUUHHUHUHHHHHHHHH
>>31810643Your oshi is a whore and I'll break her head with my thighs if she ever overlaps again
>>31810661Don't worry it's just a containment breach
Architectbros, fear not. We may have lost HololiveEN, but I have another option...
Good job. All the fat comments got to her...
>>31810680no one says that
>>31810639I don't think the visa is 100% but she doesn't seem worried and may be taking certain steps to make it happen even if Cover drops the ball depending on your narratives of choice.
>>31810639cover covered her working visa
>>31810607Based. How people actually think RFA is a proper workout battles me
>>31810490AmeAya~
>>31810681No
>>31810643Ina.....
>>31810643Gura can do no wrong.
>>31810677With her newly scuffed mic settings as well, yep.
>Ame says she's willing to cuck some random dude that got into vtubers cause of his gf>AYA is a thing now>Watson Whore>Ayame is a whole>AYAmeAme was a whore all along and now she's just gonna repeat history and the curse her whore grandmother started, bros....
>>31810490GuraPeople are unironically Ayaing now so NO.
>>31810490AmeNo.
>>31810449https://files.catbox.moe/55faw3.png
>>31810680>I'm just kiddingOnly replying because you might not be watching the stream, and many people didn't add that part.
>>31810186I could do a better black accent impression than Mori and English isn't even my first language.
HEY GUYS, MORI IS GAVING A COMFY STREAM AND ALL THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ARE NOW SOLVED!
>>31810169long enough to reach the prostate
>>31810661Why would you pay someone 200 fucking dollars to send a harassing message like this? Its fucking rude, I hope she ignored it
>gym during pandemicShe's a goner
Need me some bathwater cunny juice soaked pizza.
>>31810744It really isn't.
Why is Ame's birthday screen so... depressing looking?
>>31810733You missed Amiki
>>31810490ameno aya
>>31810490AmeIndifferent
Does anyone else read along with the superchats while Ame does, to see what she does and doesn't filter? This is my first time doing it, and it's neat how she trims yab names and ignores some of the dumber shit people put in there.
>>31810641Let me join you brother
Is it bad that i almost closed calli's stream because of how long she took to figure out how to SUCC things with the vac?
>>31810709>le containment breachkys already with this shit
>>31810643I though people would freak out over Gura missing a stream, but everybody were chill all day.
>>31810744fuck off, this thread is just for hololive.
>>31810612I don't know, couldn't they find common ground if architects shift her focus to bulking up some mass
>>31810715LEAVE OLI AND RISU ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31810744>ALL THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ARE NOW SOLVED!but they aren't
>>31810584I was planning on starting Monday, but this changes things, gonna buy a membership today, as soon as the place opens.>>31810607Proud of my boy.
>>31810700They spam it for a few seconds when she says it and then they stop, same with the HICs. Same things happen in JP Holo chats.
>>31810661Based.AYA HATE
>>31810612The time for architects is over. We sculptors now.
>>31810746>harrassingDo you really think ame is this thin skinned
>>31810706god damn anon just be happy she's alive
>>31810490GuraAya is C U T E!
>>31810733and her grandmother was cursed by a WITCH
>>31810764>Does anyone else read along with the superchats while Ame doeshow
>>31808977NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31810643>>31810670Major kek
>Your oshi>Best part of a girl
>>31810716She is fat though.
>>31810607>>31810725No one streams RFA to get in shape retards
>>31810706The schedule, as usual, will be posted about 30 minutes before her next stream, which will be tomorrow evening.
>>31810725Because the guvnernment says you're not supposed to leave the house unless it's necessary
>>31810764How do you see the list?
>>31810747>Implying it's not a personal gym arrange
>dox not getting deleteddoxbros, we won. doxposting is officially ALLOWED in /hlgg/.
GURA MEMBER’S ONLY PRINCESS ASMR ON SCHEDULE
>>31810643I literally hate every Hololive girl
>>31810661More reason to be pro-AYA
>>31810764But how?
>>31810715Iofi,Risu and Anya don't eat on stream as much as the other three, nor do they talk about food as much
>>31810639getting deported back to my apartment, yes
>>31810490AyaAya
>those cells are long gone>cells?cells.
>>31810490AmeNo Aya!
>>31810680it was a freebie the chat members girlfriend literally recommended Ame, she knew what would happen. She wants in.
>Cells?
>Ame hates me enough to shadowban me on 2 accounts just because I don't want her as a GF>also too much of a pussy to take a bite of an onion>probably jealous of my love for GuraThis is your oshi teacucks?
>>31810796>mori>heart
>>31810490AmeAnti Aya and pro skub
>>31810746Do you have autism?
>>31810612>"Going to the gym isn't all about losing weight."Not. Yet.
>You've been visited by Buff CalliopeMy fucking god
>>31810700Why does everyone insist it's Twitch shit? I think she's just a turboweeb that wants a tic like some of the JP girls.Even if it sounds dumb as fuck in English, I think it's cute how she does it.
CELLS
>>31810791>>31810800>>31810810the filter can pick up SC messages
>>31810796Polka.Belly button.
>>31810796Inahow much they resemble Ina
>>31810796MoriThighs
Ame would eat the Gura bath pizza...
>>31810715You already have Moona and Reine, leave Risu please I beg of you
>>31810829Just super chat if you want her attention so bad.
>>31810785Idk I don't watch her I'm just here to watch the zoo animals freak out
>>31810490AmeNo Ayatoo much pro-aya, balance must be attained
>>31810829She hates the taste of raw onion, dude.
Do Deadbeats have to become Deadlifts for Mori now?
>>31810829>Ame hates me enough to shadowban me on 2 accounts just because I don't want her as a GFdeserved
Do I bother trying to message her about the audio delay every 30 seconds or should I just suck it up and accept that she'll never have a non-scuffed stream?
>>31810829is the shadowbanned faggot actually the butthurt SEAnigger? it makes sense
>>31810829You've been saying this, but how exactly do you know you're shadowbanned?
>>31810796I find the legs taste best
AME IS SEISO GODDAMN ITSEISOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>31810768easiest way to spot a tourist
>>31810840Because it's dangerously close to a legit Twitch emote and it's being used the same way.
AME IS SEISO
>>31810796PolkaForehead
>>31810796>Mori>Tighs
>>31810851That's 100 times cleaner than shit she already ate, so yeah.
>>31810806APOLOGY KARAOKE HERE WE GO
>>31810747>pandemicdyrb?
>someone you gotta do what you gotta do to survive, doesn't mean i'm not seisoAme confirmed for sucking cock for money
>>31810796GuraVoice
Ame is my seiso oshi!!
>>31810490InaBoth
>>31810796>Mori>hips
>>31810796MoriToned tummy
Survival>Seiso
>>31810796GuraSoul
>sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to survive>doesn't mean i'm not seisoSo sucking cocks on the street to survive won't impact your seiso levels
>>31810799Gura literally said she'll be streaming RFA every week to get in shape because that's the Meme of the month every January
AME IS SEISO AND I WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE
>>31810862I'm sure he's here doing his reps as we speak.
>>31810851Gurame is back on the menu boys!
>I had a bad dream, maybe that's why I'm weird today.DYRBI
>>31810796KiaraLegs
>>31810829I hate you too though, it's not just Ame
>>31810796Mikochihttps://streamable.com/f3y8c
stop making fun of ame for being poor you faggots
>Dingodile is Mori's ideal manWtf bros, it's over........
>>31809619That's what you get when you tell secrets like someone loading in naked.
>>31810796InaUnconditional support and love.
>>31810490AmeAya
>>31810893AyAME is a whore
>>31810796InaAss
>>31810515Anon... Please tell me you're joking...
>>31810768>>31810870Calm down Anons its a joke not a sign of allegiance
Ame having stream yab dreams..
Ame dreams of yabs
>>31810796AmeEyes
Reject seiso, return to horni
>>31810870bullet to your temple, now
>>31810806Where's the schedule??? Or did Ame say this I closed the stream because I had to do some work.
>Ame said nigga on stream in her dream
>>31809885Stop revealing private info Enma
>>31810829Ame is willing to cuck a dude from his gf so I think you're all good. Don't want to have the Watson whore curse passed along to your kids
>>31810862I'm getting started next week.
>>31810867Based cannibal poster
>>31810756Because that's an approximation of what her apartment looks like.Remember, she's the Gosling, after all.
I think the problem with Crash 4 is that the levels are too long.
Any Blind-Anons here that can tell me if the Spheres behind Ame say something in Braille?
>>31810835No, its called human decency you sociopath
I want ame to spit in my food...
>>31810862yes
>COOFED
>coof on my pizza
>>31810831By Ina, you people are dogs.
>Ame had a stressful dream about something happening on stream>She was playing GTA5 in the dreamshe said nigga~ in her dreams lol
>>31810801Proper home workouts exist anon, better alternatives for RFA that's for sure
>>31810796MoriLegs
>>31810531You need to work hard but you can't just work hard. You need something else to make all that hard work worthwhile. Sorry you're parents were too dumb to understand this
>COOF ON MY PIZZA
I love you Gura!
You'd only need to gain like 10 pounds you cow.
>>31810580thrift stores exists
I love my dorky Priestess!!
Towa..........................................................................................
Gura loves only me.
I LOVE YOU GURA!
Do cute girls dream of virtual yabs ?