/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Reminder that allowing your mistress to tattoo your body with ejaculation controlling marks is a sign of love.

The best year has finally arrived.

The Sabbath could never corrupt me. I love giant women too much

>>31804083
That's next year.

A Dark Mage and an Undyne/Water Elemental wizard disguised as a human girl hit and flirt on a poor lonely bard

You should marry a Dorf, as they have both the crafting and the knowledge of magic to be any MG you want in shortform.

>>31804275
I love hueg girls but I also love lolis. I am a man of varied tastes. Sadly the amount of art featuring both at the same time is slim to none so I can only pick one to post.
So I envision the middle road: potion and magic abuse.

If I included foreskin play in my monster girl story, would it break the suspension of disbelief for my American frens, since so many of them have never felt that warm, loving, enveloping touch?

Gangbang, especially gangbang porn where one human girls gets fucked by a group of MGE incubi.

What happens to the human girl from all the input of incibus spirit energy?

>>31804382
Oh no, that bard is an alp!

>>31804542
Becomes succubus.

>>31804542
Gangbangs are fucking gay Anon.

>>31804536
Fuck off you futa-faggot

>>31804536
Foreskin shit is gay as fuck, who wants to read that?

>>31804275
I'm immune to Sabbath corruption, I already love little monstergirls.

>>31804666
>>31804726
>t. salty burgers who wish their parents hadn't crippled their ability to feel pleasure at birth

>>31804666
What if it's a mamono doing that to a man, anon?

>>31804536
Damn you, dessert tribe.

>>31804542
Theoretically the same thing as an Incubus fucking a human woman, monsterization but faster. In practice it wouldn't happen because an Incubus fucking a human woman is already uncommon and he wouldn't go near one that's already claimed, see >>31804612
>>31804666
You may want to do some introspection if the first thing you thought of when you read that post was futa.

>>31804382
I love big floppy witchy hats

>>31804810
That's what I meant, it's the monster girl doing freaky shit to the human's foreskin.

>>31805000
>dessert
A tribe of sweets-themed monster girls would be really cute.

Hellhounds!

>>31804275
>love magic
>love cool magical institutions
>love the general aesthetic of the Sabbath (goat heads pentagrams etc)
>it’s lolishit
>all fucking lolishit
>practically impossible to avoid it, trying to would just have you get harassed by witches and familiars 24/7
Ungh

>>31804275
All I want is a sweet buff wife

>>31805348
Why are they so perfect

Anyone got that MGE cover except done in CalArts style? Can’t find it anywhere.

>>31805601
With any luck it's lost to time.

>>31805601
dude this isn't a drawthread

>>31806078
He means he saw it before but can't find it now.

Cunny!

>>31806451
And he never shall again!

>>31806451
and im refering to how drawthreads are filled with people requesting the same thing every thread in an attempt to get it fown.

>>31804810
That’s fine then.

>No soft monster wife after a rough day.
Life is terrible.

What are your thoughts about monsterization in MGE? Do you ignore this part of the lore? If not - how do you view monsterization?

>>31806756
Portals are coming VERY soon.

>>31804028
This is what happens when you open the 40 lb box of rape

>>31804575
I don't think and I didn't femblys automatically turn into Alps anon. What if a femblys actually has a healthy straight heterosexual relationship with a woman?

>>31805507
Buffcubus is bestcubus.

>>31806903
I hope so, I'm on the verge of becoming a wizard.

>>31806987
Must be a small imp or something, how scary could she be?

>>31804028

>>31807164
No the gremlin device used to teleport the monster is 40lbs, not the monster herself. You could probably get an ushi from such a small device

>>31806078
Too bad, because I spent 9000 hours in paint making this liver to summon the Ahrifag.

>>31807222
that's a lot of squid cum...

>>31807252
So it's a gacha. What are the rates for a 6 Star, S-Rank Ushi?

>>31804275
Beeg girl give you beeg love

If you could have sex with Greilia what fetish would you act out with her first?

>>31806078
Closest I could find.

>>31807327
100% if you eat out the gremlin

>>31807841
First-time sex between a newlywed couple.
Or if that's too degenerate, a young couple having sex in a car on top of a hill.

>>31807903
Well slap my horse and call me Sally, time to become the Gremlin eating champion. Wonder what a Gremlin x Ushi would be like anyways

>>31806596
But the post you were replying to isn't a draw request.

>>31807872
I don't know why, but right always makes me laugh.

>>31807841
Onee-chan/outou roleplay, taller woman/girl on shorter boy, and some lactation/breastfeeding in the end along with cuddling.

>>31809042
>laughter

Every marriage should include a kiki maid and an alice little sister.

>>31809500
>taller woman/girl on shorter boy
Based. I find tall girls to be really cute, too bad that they'd probably confuse me for a cockroach and react like this if I tried to tell them they're pretty.

>>31809906
Well, there is the benefits to the big girls out there.

>get mind broken by a lilim
>she can now give you mind shattering uncontrollable orgasms by caressing your cheek and looking deeply into your eyes while saying "I love you".

>>31810300
how big is too big?

>>31810464
9+ft

I bet historians and geographers fucking hate Echidnas
Random ancient looking ruin appears in place of the former forest cave and what seems an amazing archeological discovery turns out to be the deadly playground of an horny snake built 2 weeks ago

>>31804666
Do these threads hate futa?

>>31811059
An odd cow

>>31809505

>>31810300
What do you mean? I swear, when travel restrictions are lifted I will go to the Netherlands and pay the tallest prostitute I can find to just snuggle with me and caress my hair... I'm sure that if I ask her to say comforting things in Dutch, I can pretend she's actually a monster girl speaking to me in her native tongue.

>>31811059
Cow print has to become the next leopard print!

>>31811006
I wish lurking wasn't a lost art.

>>31811183
The Hellhound is right you know

>>31811183
Stop posting this, no good can come of it

>>31811183
Please stop posting this, it stopped being funny ages ago,

>>31807872
Delet this.

Alright, Anon, these two will be joining you on your expedition into the neighboring demon realm. Pay no mind to their low magic resistance stat. Not like that has anything to do with resisting monsterization. Nope, not at all. Have fun.

>>31811828
What's he gonna do?

>>31811883
Over half of all magic users are already monsters

>>31811183
Well, she is an English monster after all.

SUCCED.COM

>>31811890
Well when a man and a monstergirl love each other very much they snuggle anon.

>>31811883
>low magic resistance stat.
I can understand it on the warrior, but it's inexcusable on the sorceress.

>>31811938
Nonsense. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that this perfectly human woman is a monster.

>>31812036
clearly a cow

>>31812023
That's what happens when you put all your points into intelligence instead of wisdom. All that knowledge but no common sense when it comes to stat point allocation.

>>31811890

He's gonna teach her how to do that dance from the grey cat gif

>>31811183
Always makes me think of this.

>>31811890
He's going to [Doumou] Nyanko na Hatsujouki | Going Into Heat Like a Cat, [Chiguchi Miri] What's Tsun Pussycat, or if you're into big girls, [Fukumaaya] Megamori! Melonbooks 4P leaflet.

>>31812514
Is that video real??

>>31813474
>What's Tsun Pussycat
This can't be real

I want a big, SOFT cat with fluffy sex hair.

>>31813738
Google it, you'll be surprised.

manticores will drain and dump you

>>31814183
Yeah but you're a two pump chump

>>31814183
That actually is likely what they would want you to believe if it became common knowledge that monsters don't actually kill and eat their "prey". Gotta keep up with the meta.

>>31804275
I love magic and flat chests, but there is nothing wrong with big monster girls. I would still choose the Sabbath at the end of the day.

>>31814183
Yeah, dump you on the bed for round 2.

Can't turn me into stone when I'm already rock hard

>>31813474
>[Doumou] Nyanko na Hatsujouki | Going Into Heat Like a Cat,
Timeless classic

>>31811183
what's with the neckbr....a....oh no.

>>31814736
It must be a testament to how awful her original design was I only recently realized LoL had a snek

Still not playing it, though

>>31811006
Aight. I know what I must do. Post futa in this thread.

>>31814183
Hellhounds will drain and dump you... into bed

>Have shit weekend
>Go home just to find a huge, muscled houri in a nightie standing in your living room.
>"H-hello Anon, we didn't have anyone s-small and cute so I've been s-sent instead. I hope you don't m-mind too much."

>>31814874
I would have minded if they sent a small one, this is perfect.

>>31804536
I like to think foreskin restoration or at least the restoration of the feeling it provides will be common in a post monster invasion world.

>>31814824
>>31811006
It says Monster GIRL on the title, anon

>>31814874
Face it, tiger. You've hit the jackpot

Reminder that fairies are jerks,they will prank and pester the heck out of anybody who catch their attention

>>31814934
It is.

>>31814990
The best kind that one can get.
All loving wife.
Big container with which to dispense it.

>>31814985
That doesn't mean jackshit faggot.

>What she is good at, of course, is using her big boobs for torture and pies!

Any idea what KC meant by "pies"? Is it a pun on paizuri?

>She is more mature than werecat and imp, who were able to have sex in the trial version.

>The tempo of the sex may be quite different from those of the werecats and imps, and there may be some special behavior.

I also wonder about the above, like if the sex battle is going to be slower or she'll stop you at points to engage in a milking minigame or something.

>>31815024

>>31815141
>>31815024
>tfw not grabbing a fairy and tucking her inside your pants

>>31815131
>big titty milf cow
Yes please.

>>31804536
Not circumcised myself, I was ill at birth and my parents didn't want me to go through the extra stress. Just as well since it's unnecessary. Didn't know there was fetish stuff involving women playing with it, but not surprised either.

>>31814805
Cass is pretty freaking good dude. Its more she was and is a less promoted girl.

>>31815131
equip red underwear and see how it goes

>>31815184
Just to protect her from the angry girl with a flower in her hair, right? I mean sure if the fairy decides to play while down there it can't be helped but it's not your primary motive, right?

>>31815396
She messed the house of cards,that deserves a high punishment

I'm so glad to see the local nuns are learning hieromancy. They'll be able to help so many people with the goddess' help. Weird how all of their books have the first two letters scratched off...

>drinking with a monster friend
>talking for a long while
>eventually the conversation drifts to the subject of relationships
>she wonders how it is that you don't have a girlfriend
>tell her there's no need to be polite, you know you look disgusting
>and your personality is unattractive too
>any woman that would flirt with you is lying, ugly as sin, insane, or retarded
>your friend looks really uncomfortable, avoiding eye contact and sweating buckets

>>31815542
>tell her there's no need to be polite, you know you look disgusting
>and your personality is unattractive too
i could probably say those things about myself yes
>any woman that would flirt with you is lying, ugly as sin, insane, or retarded
now now why would you waste a chance by saying something like that?

I want to fuck an alp in public until she's swollen with cum and guaranteed triplets.

>>31815024
If a fairy starts pulling that shit, she's getting a hard round of anal.

>>31815542
If he's so awful then how does he explain having friends at all?

>>31815499
The real twist is they're still regular humans.

I want to cuddle a hotdog

>>31815620
>now now why would you waste a chance by saying something like that?
Chance? Don't be silly, you wouldn't want to ruin a good friendship by creeping her out.
>>31815745
There are traits people could tolerate in friends but are worse when in a relationship.

>>31815862
Turning down and being subsequently raped by ordinary nuns is a weird end.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to give you doggo gals a scratch behind the ear.
Its an affirmation that, yes, they are good girls...in the normal sense.
They may be the lewdest of lewd and 'bad' in bed but in general they're good.

>>31815719
>implying that isn't exactly what your flying onahole wants

Well, I flunked the entrance exam into wizarding school, but on the bright side I met this nice lady who will teach me magic if I try this potion she's working on.

Well, do you?

>>31816086
Do I have a choice?

>>31816086
Nah, for me it is the Kot.
Or Automatons

>>31816086
No, I am a magic loli supremacist.

>>31804028

>>31816297
What's a funny cat name, Shog-chan?

>>31816373
She's gonna say it.

>>31816086
Of course.

>>31815890
Certainly, but especially long term someone who is unattractive inside and out does not sound like good friendship material.

>>31816086
>a fucking fox

>>31816086
Fine, I’ll go ahead and say it;
Fox girls are nice but they don’t hold a candle to any aquatic MG.

>>31816462
Domesticate

>>31816086
Yes.

>>31816373
>>31816404
NIGEL, it's humorous because this is a name that a human would have and giving it to a cat subverts expectations.
>>31816425
It could be that he believes it because he already did have falling out with all his other friends. Maybe he even puts in extra effort to be on good terms with his last monster friend and fears it might be inevitable that even she will leave him.

>>31816526
We need more multi-arm girls. They give the best hugs, damnit!

>>31816751
Best arm hugs maybe, but body hugs and wing hugs are superior.

>>31816751
>Multi-armed automatons
I'm gonna go exploring and reactivate a deactivated automaton with whatever parts I can find.

>>31816751
>They give the best hugs
False.

television is putting harmful images in our children these days!
They're starting cults and doing weird magic on adult men and bringing them to those "black masses" and hanging out with demon goat girls!

>>31816844
>implying you can't have both

>>31816846
What if all the parts you find are heavy duty calcium cannons and an abdominal mass production unit?

>>31804275
The best love life; beeg beefy beautiful babe along with a mini mama.

>>31817125
Well, I put the highest grade ones on her and unload the rest to the local gremlin scrounger in Automatown for cash and goods before I go back in.

Granted, if she was originally a scout model she'll be in for quite the surprise but you make do with what you can get.

>>31816062
Better get it in writing. Lots of teachers like this make you take multiple potions in order for you to keep learning magic.

>>31817399
Don't worry. She said it's a one-time thing, whatever that means.

Being interrogated by monsters as a captive is not so bad. Their "torture" chambers are basically just sex dungeons. Succs and Demons will usually not even torture unless you are uncooperative. They prefer to extract confessions by seduction. Some will just stroke your hair while whispering sweet words in your ears, it is surprisingly effective.
Of course if a Dark Elf has been assigned to you, you can be certain that she will employ those skills and equipment at her disposal.

>>31817053
Sneks with extra arms are unreasonably hot.

>>31816751
>>31816844
>>31817053
>>31817801
Yes

>>31817858
what a waste

>>31817891
Artist draws great snake bodies

The problem is everything else he draws

With today being the fifth
And still loving girls of myth
What are you doing for this new year
To improve your life sincere?
Will you work to lose some weight?
Or make the effort to talk to your best mate?
Would you try to get out more?If at all
Or will you continue to stay in like before?Until you fall
If anything, we will still be here
So lets sit our asses down for some beer.

That is all. Thank you.

>>31817858
I wanna suck her dicks.

>>31816297

>>31816086
>>31816098
I am contractually obligated to say yes

>>31818943
>filename
https://files.catbox.moe/mi5nkm.png

Powerful "evil" looking monsters acting lovey-dovey while the husband is slightly nervous because even though he knows she would never harm him the primal part of his brain is still terrified from her overwhelming presence.

>>31819575
If I don't hear my joints pop they aren't hugging me hard enough

>>31819753
Mamono portals were a mistake

>>31819899
But she's happier this way. Surely you aren't some kind of sexist who does not want women to express themselves.

>>31819753
monsterization continues to rub me up the wrong way

>>31820114
I on the other hand am rubbed just the right way.

>>31819753
she got wide

>>31820208
As all monsters should be.

>>31819753
puffy!

>>31820423
I want to pinch monster chub.

I died to a group of undead girls during questing and when I went back to my body I see them waiting around for me to resurrect, I can’t afford to lose that gear what should I do?

>>31818943
gonna tricks that cat

Good-Gazer Night

>>31820699
I could go for a gazer who has gotten "fat" from lazing around playing video games. Or any monster, really.

Ara?

>>31820849
On one hand, I hate cute depictions of Sadako because it ruins my fear boner but on the other it's Sadako so she should get lots of love regardless

>>31820849
Can't get me with my tiny screen.

>>31820849
u dumb

Automatons sure do like penguins, huh?

>You've just said "I've had enough" before turning around to see this
What do

>>31821521
I want to show an Automaton Penguin Highway!

>>31821647
>grope
What happens next

>>31821697
Congratulations, you win!

>>31815542
>know you look disgusting, that’s the reason you can’t get girlfriend
>any girl who would flirt with you is ugly as sin, how disgusting
Oh I am laffin

>>31817961
For monster girls, my family, and myself I’ll do my best this year.

Once your childhood friend hits puberty, how long do you think you have before she takes your virginity?

>>31821903

>>31817961
I would go out more... if there wasn't a fucking pandemic going on that legally prevents me from doing so.

>"Now listen here, I don't wanna hear any garbage about me being just 'backline DPS', I'm an ascendant-level dread witch with a constant Aura of Unease and I didn't prestige-class just so I could hear your fuckin' prattle. Show a little respect and then go tank the hits like a good boy, you tower-sized fuck."

>>31822065
But I play Necrodruid...

>raiding a vampire's castle for treasure
I hope she has a billiard table, a booster seat, and a nifty and expensive kitchen set

>>31822065
Put her up on the tallest available shelf until she's kinder with her words

>>31822065
> I don't wanna hear any garbage about me being just 'backline DPS'
Alright, fine. Go ahead and wade into combat. I won't stop you if you want to be frontline. Be my guest. Hopefully the cleric can revive whatever I can scrape off the floor afterwards.

>>31804536
Yes.
Hell it's to the point now where I get depressed just hearing about foreskin.

>find a ruined temple while traveling through desert
>decide to explore it a bit
>looks like it belonged to some weird snake cultists
>there is an altar with a strange egg on it
>the place is utterly desolate so you think it would be better if you just took it, would be shame to leave it there
>maybe you can sell it
>you take it home and the next day, to your surprise, it hatches
>it is an apophis
>do your best to raise her as your own daughter
>she grows up to be massive and terrifyingly alluring monster straight out of a pharaoh's nightmares
>still calls you "daddy"
>is a bit yan too

>>31822390
Learn to play the flute to charm her

elves like fruit

>>31822917
I should hope so. Aren't they vegetarian?

>>31823108
depends on the elf
some dont like meat, others would happly chow on deer, "circle of life"and all that

>>31823108
Does this look like the body of an elf raised on plants alone?

>>31823276
Cows only eat like, grass or something so I guess?

Are you sure you would be able to handle a lion MG?

>>31816086
No.

>>31823515
Yeah

>>31823515
The only balls she will be biting are ball gags.

>>31823515
Biters get the ball gag. They also get wrestled by a 6'10 red oni and the wurm twins.

Went to the warrens on a quest to clear out p’orcs. But I think I may have made more p’orcs than removed

>>31815719
I know where that pic is from. It has nothing to with anal and everything to do with vore. Frog was eaten good that day. Poor girl

Kinda wanna start writefagging, though I don't have much writing experience. Gimme a simple writing prompt/premise since I'm typically very slow at coming up with them on my own.

>>31825084
Dude fucks a elemental he discovers in a abandoned temple

>>31824568
That's the idea. Breed the p'orcs. Build a new stronghold with the p'orcs. Live in luxury with the p'orcs when they treat you like a king

>>31819753
To sum the common opinion
>BETARRRR AS HUMAAANNNN REEEEEEEE

>>31825084
>pharaoh sits on a dudes face
>then she shares him with her anubis vizier
>and an apophis
>the pharaoh isn't graped, the two of them have been friends since they were kids

>>31825196
fuck the common opinion
I like the corruption
I like seeing girls turn into horny sex demon that have their eyes soley on ME

I can't decide between a lilim monarchy and a wight monarchy.

>>31825540
Sandworm anarchy is the true answer

>>31825540
>>31825568
Dark Elf theocratic matriarchy

>>31825540
Roman style Republic with political parties being made based on fetishes.

>>31825540
A union of the two obviously. You get to be the shared throne.

>>31825646
Who is the Roman Femdom Party's tribune?

>>31822390
>"tests" every single monster that so much as breathes in your direction
>after all her father should only have the best
>you don't like the looks she's been giving the local pharaoh recently

>go to the mega archive
>see niggers
>disgust.gif
normalfags truly ruin everything

Why's my kiki keep giving me this face when I come home? Ask I did say say hi to the nice lady at the supermarket

THE TINGLER IS LOOSE IN THE THREAD

>>31826156
She wants to know why you didn't get any milk

>>31826020
Her father only needs tight hugs from his apophis daughteru.

>>31826356
>get home from work
>nearly get ribcage imploded by daughter
>get grilled about your day and any women you may have met
>you secretly wish she'd get a boyfriend and stop trying to play violent match maker already

What are the benefits of mino milk?

>>31826686
Silly daddy. As if anyone but the person who was shovering her with love all by himself ever since she was born is worthy of being her husband.

>>31826814
Strong bones?

>>31826834
Sorry lass there's only wholesome child rearing in this household

>>31826962
Happy Father's Day tho

>>31826686
>>31826814
>>31826834
>>31826918
>father finally marries a nice mino lady
>snake daughter would crush all involved but their bones are too strong

>>31826686
>Apophis beings her daily interrogation
>Dad tells her about his new manager at work
>An apophis just like her, a bit older and closer to his age
>Explains how they really see eye to eye and she takes his ideas and experience into consideration
>Doesn’t slave drive him like the anubis before her
>Is even going to go drinking with her Friday night to talk about promotions
>Jokes about how he has an apophis daughter before an apophis wife
>Apophis daughteru is clenching her teeth so hard that her fangs are spilling venom
>And her tail has grown so tight during his spiel she wonders how the hell he was able to talk after mentioning some old fucking hag slut
>She must have her fangs already deep in him, she has to act now or forever lose her father

>>31825540
>>31825618
Why settle for a monarchy when hog Empire is the final solution?

>>31827641
>Empire
Oh look, the piggy learned a new word!

>>31819753
I wanna fuck her corrupted form so hard. Especially in that lewd outfit.

>>31825540
I want to liberate them all with democracy.

>>31827641
The only acceptable empire is the Shog Empire, hogs get slaughtered

>>31804028
What would happen if monstergirls go to Femboy Hooters?

>>31827872
alps

>>31827872
Straight traps and femdom.

>>31827872
They get kicked out for harassing the wait staff.

>>31827185
>apophis daughter treats her new step-mum somewhere between a peasant and a theft

I wish I had a big muscular hellhound to keep me warm in the winter

>>31812849
>Food fight has a very different meaning to succubi

>>31828683
Isn't that the shitty animated film with Charlie Sheen?

>>31827923
I'd go to Alp Hooters. I hope they don't mind staff going home with the customers.

>>31828803
Why must you remind me of that trashfire?

>>31828931
You brought it up! You did!

>>31827923
Alp hooters sounds kinda nice tho.

>>31828978
I was talking about an actual food fight! Since succubi need semen as their food!
I never wanted it to end like this.

>>31829057
Hush now

>>31829107
>Anon keeps spilling his spaghetti in front of a succubus
>She decides to just make him stop
>By making him spill his seed inside of her instead

Locking young Manticores in tail chastity and making them use their butts until they become total buttsluts!

>>31827481
>daughter cooks up various convoluted schemes to stop her father being "stolen" from her
>little does she know the elder snake has machinations of her own to prevent the runt from stopping her claiming her prize
>father is completely oblivious to the war going on around him

>>31829521
gonna take a file to that underbite

>>31829107
Never lose to the succ

>>31829612
>tags:Instant Loss (male)

>>31829374
>daughter laces his food with venom
>having dealt with her biting phase as a toddler he's completely immune to it
>co-worker recommends a prodigious boarding school she thinks his daughter would thrive in
>daughter torpedos her grades
>daughter points out a better paying job
>he gets a hefty promotion courtesy of you-know-who
>co-worker invites him on a business trip
>he declines, his daughter has developed a interest in wilderness hiking and he wants to indulge her
>daughter discovers hiking with a tail is a lot more exhausting that she first thought
>father is just happy to see his daughter getting along so well with his new friend

Good-Gazer Morning

Ghost girls were made for hugging and using as cold packages to sleep under blankets in the summer!

>>31832719
Yeah?

>>31832866
Yeah! I wish I had a ghost girl with me right now so I could sniff her damp hair and squeeze her ice-cold body tight!

>>31832866
I just remember that Alma is the Pointman's mother{/spoiler]

>>31833300
I hated the sequels.

>>31832719
Ice Queens are better, that way you're always cold

>Gently whisked away to the Tree City of Ultariel vs Dragged kicking and screaming to Goblin Town

>>31825663
I am okay with this.

>>31833869
Why would a princess go for a commoner such as myself?

>>31833869
Gonna stop a race war by marrying the goblin queen and the elf princess.

>>31826686
Grooming your father is a sin

>>31833945
She only gave him a haircut once anon! And she was just a kid!

I wanna become a vampire hunter that uses pure water, garlic, and holy magic to subdue haughty vampires and put Dhampir babies in them

The secret ingredient of liliths panacea is lim milk

>>31834056
>She only gave him a haircut once
>once
It must have been terrible

>>31834179
I hear you.
Gonna make a daughter with every clan.

>>31834056
We're talking about discord grooming Anon.

>>31834304
I know, that's part of the joke.

>>31834179
>New vampire hunter
>Get anonymous tip for a vampire's house
>Bust down the door and find the vampire sitting down on couch
>Before she can talk I throw garlic in her face
>Run in for the finisher
>Get tackled by a vampire with hearts pupils
>Pelvis breaking sex
>Wake up in a destroyed room next to a pouting vampire
This is how must dhampirs are made.

>>31833945
If a monstergirl daughter is highly disappointed in her adoptive father not giving her the D, sometimes it can't be helped but to get proactive.

>>31833453
Those are some big milkers on that cat. Be a shame if she didn't use them to feed lots of daughterus. I think I can help her with that.

Dark Mage Moaning

https://youtu.be/ULB2MqKpBwc

>>31834724
I'm going to go around beating dark mages just to hear their moans.

>>31834655
If you as a single father adopt a monster girl you are basically setting yourself as her future husband. You must take responsibility, or she will make you.

>>31834269
Not the DL's own milk?

>>31834972
But what if I adopt a daughter so that I can talk up Hakutaku-sensei at the school with out looking like a pervert?

>>31834179
Pure water ain't gonna do shit for you, bud. Brita filters are good, but they're not that good

>>31834179
I wanna become a vampire hunter's hunter delivering vampire hunters to vampires so they're forcefully husbando'd to make new vampires

Dude just go inna woods, it's fine

>>31836140
>Mamono bullets are made of concentrated apophis or manticore venom

>>31836189
Or they could just be made of mamono realm silver

>>31836232
All kinds of stuff you can make out of that

>>31823515
Lion sex lasts like twenty seconds, it balances out.

>>31834972
>single man adopts a monster daughteru like Apophis, Demon or Kraken

>>31836565
>20 seconds x 40 : 60 = 13 minutes of sex a day
AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>31836140
I would but werewolves keep scaring off whatever I'm trying to hunt.

>>31834179
Dew it.

>>31836565
>twenty seconds
wow, sounds like perfect MG wife for me

>>31836565
I love the idea of a lioness girl challenging a human man only to end up an exhausted mess begging her husband to finish while she has already orgasmed enough to last a week.

>>31836565
>>31836615
>Lionesses are one hump chumps
>You can surrender to them and let them ride you while they gloat before flipping it on her and meering her into the ground

>>31836864
If one Lioness takes 13 minutes a day, I could maintain a pretty decent harem. I already jerk off worth 4 lions a day

>>31834179
Don't forget the ball gag.

>>31822917
They must love you then

>live in a manor with a Vampire and a Phantom
>Vampire just uses you as a servant, refusing sex of any kind since you’re a human
>Phantom keeps having rough, kinky sex with you right in front of her to try and get her to cave in and fuck you too
>Vampire keeps getting upset and telling her that she’s supposed to be a noble woman, and that having sex with humans is disgusting, and beneath both of them
>phantom just smiles and starts blowing you while looking her right in the eyes
>vampire’s face turns red from anger and embarrassment as she sighs and leaves the room

>>31810659
It gets especially bad when they do "themed" ruins. Imagine being an archaeology student finding Egyptian ruins in Brazil and losing your shit at the implications only to find out it was because an echidna had pharaoh, sphinx, khepri daughters and wanted to make them comfortable

>>31825084
A man trespasses onto a monster's territory. You can pick any monster for this, kakuen, succ, everything applies.

>>31825084
Do you have a favorite mg?

>>31825084
Think of something you like and begin with the end in mind.
Don't think first. Write whatever comes to mind first, then edit later.
Grab a thesaurus and try not to be redundant with words and grammar, but don't use pretentious, obscure words without context clues.

If you want a prompt: kunoichi assassin finds herself assassinated. You can make it an epic fight, or have her instantly defeated by a trap.

>>31825084
Werecat childhood bully demands anon propose to her

>>31837513
>>31825084
Wait that doesnt sound simple at all, succubus flirts with anon

>>31815396
i live to stuff fairies in my pants

>>31825084
Anon gets confronted by pic related who took a liking to him and wants to have sex. Anon turns her down because he hasn’t been Sabbathpilled yet, but she smugly uses her electricity to rape and mindbreak him

There's always talk of black harpies being street whores, but imagine YOU being the back alley, street whore for a town of black harpies.

Now the question is, how cheap you gonna sell yourself for?
Will you accept any client? Have any limits?

>>31837807
Reminds me of these gay-reversal shock "therapies"

>>31837875
I work in a brothel though

>>31837875
Are black harpies actually whores or does someone just want them to be.

>two succubus friends want to play a kissing game with Anon
>they are going to kiss you one after another and the first one to make Anon cum just from kissing wins

>>31837988
MGE whores are just larpers. They marry the first guy they sleep with.

>>31837988
It's one autist spamming the thread like most shitposts

>>31837988
No, but they look the part, so it fits well

>>31838037
At least 3 from my count

>>31838025
But if two girls asked me to do something like that, I'd assume they only want to make fun of me and I'd leave immediately

>>31838025
>218 year old Succubus makes friends with anon
Every other monster around her knows what she's up to but any shame she would've had has long since disappeared in front of the prospect of getting a husband

>>31837875
>demon convinces you to cheat on your unicorn wife with her
>turns your wife into a bicorn
>demon is now your wife too, forces you to sign a contract and become her property
>ends up parading you around town as a prostitute for monster girls, using your tasty bicorn-infused spirit energy to rake in the dough
god I love demons

The Roughriders are really doing a number on those Roughriders!

>>31837988
They're whores for the first man they fuck and then dote on afterwards, I dont remember anything about streetwalking in their profile

>Phonefags
Yikes

>>31838124
I just want a pair of black harpies grinding their asses on my face and crotch while they make-out with each other and get paid to do it.

>>31837988
No, they behave like loyal, family oriented crows going by profile. They just dress like working girls.

>>31838085
They are good friends who would hold you down and stop you from running away. There is no escape from friendship, you WILL play the game anon.

>>31837875
I wouldn't want to be a whore because I would feel like a piece of meat and sex to me is empty whens there's no love behind it so I would just larp as one and marry the first mg that buys me.

>>31838278
>Acquiesce
>First succ to kiss cums before she even gets her tongue in your mouth
Does this mean anon wins?

>>31838417
Yes. His prize for winning is a honeym- vacation to Disneyland with his two Best Friends for Life.

>>31838403
That's all fine and well, but what're you gonna do when three monster sisters come up to you at once and pay you for the sex? You're not gonna deny the other two, will you, anon?

>>31838212
I'd prefer double wingjobs, hugs, and snuggles.

>>31838789
That comes after

>>31838124
>on the giving side of NTR
Blergh.

>>31838025
This is an underused idea in general. Any monster girl doujins out there that focus on kiss-based orgasms?

>>31838106
>218 is "On the young side for an inma"
Part of the appeal of mge is that you can marry a monster who's been alone for longer than most humans natural lifespan and make her happy

>>31838937
Of course some treat you like a little kid because you're under a hundred years old.

I'm wondering if the rpg imp has a Uzaki-style personality or if KC gave her the flesh fang (not visible in this image) just for aesthetic reasons.

>>31838124
NTR is bad even with monster girls.

>>31839048
>Underwater in a Victorian era diving suit when the portals open
>Get found by a kraken who declares love at first sight and rips you out of the suit
>Go from feeling a slight pressure and creaking to being enveloped in soft titflesh and tentacles
That's an nearly unreplicable kind of fearboner

>>31838124
BLUE’D

>>31839048
Oh no how horrible...

Beware of kikis.

>>31839051
cute_feet.jpg

>>31838612
As long as I still marry the three of them it doesn't matter.

>>31839366
Now that I think about it, Kiki's make for an excellent harem-maker monstergirl.

>>31838124
>Not having the bicorn pin down the demon with her horse butt
>while the husband if forced to use the front end
>inches away from the demon's face for hours on end

>>31839051
She's an Imp. She'll bully you if you loose.

>that transcendent feeling when you describe your fetishes to a Jabberwock and suddenly she starts walking backwards wordlessly keeping her eyes on you

>>31840107
>every time master does something that isn't a pastime or his job, another girl is "hired" by the kiki

>>31823515
Only if she has a cute mane.

>>31840414
all monsters need one.

>>31804028

>>31838937
>Part of the appeal of mge is that you can marry a monster who's been alone for longer than most humans natural lifespan and make her happy
Monstergirls are pretty great, "Marry a 900 year old christmas cake and make her happy late but not never" and "Marry a 9 year old loli and make her happy early" are both valid options.

>>31840885
>Late
>Early
Monsters are like wizards, they come precisely when they mean to

>>31840885
Why not both simultaneously?

>>31840885
a I understand it mamono mana makes it so that mens preference guides the evolution of mgs.
so you can have an alice with a super mature look but the same innocent personality.

>>31840349
I cans see it going further even. After all a proper master should also have several mistresses and a wife as well.

>>31839366
what about kikis on the other extreme,
where she becomes jealous of household appliances?

>I was taken in a dark elf raid
>My future looks grim
>One of them has already pick me out as her's
>I can only imagine the sick and twisted things she plans for me
When I first saw her, I knew my future was grim
>She was wearing a sweater with skinny jeans and flats
>Only a deprave degenerate would wear such things
>She took me to her home and began to make dinner for us
>It was spaghetti and meatballs
>She must have lice it with a poison because it tastes too good for an elf to make
>After dinner she forced me to endure back breaking labor
>I forced to wash dishes with her
>She attacked me the whole time
>She gave me small kisses and she even gave me a hug
>After that she decided to visit her parents to show me off
>I've just consider how her father has must likely been a slave for almost 20+ years
>I can only imagine the pain he has gone through
>Her mother and father greeted us at the door
>Her father looked like he was broken years ago
>He was happy to see us and wear a large smile on his face
>He began tell me how he melt her mother and all the "good" times that his daughter gave him so far
>He said she baked cookies, made dinners, and play board games him
>What sick man enjoys such things
>After the her father interrogated me on our relationship the elf took me home
>She wanted to take a bath together
>The bath was quicker than I excepted but when she when washed my hair time slow down to a snail's pace for every second her hands massage my scalp with soap
>She dried me off and got us ready for bed
>She was wearing a night gown and she gave pajama bottom with a shirt to wear
>I laid on the edge of the bed with goal of being as far away as possibly but the elf had none of that
>She wrapped her arms around me whisper three words into my ear
>"I love you"
>Why has the Chief Goddess fore shaken me with such a terrible fate?
Why are Dark elves so sadistic Anons?

>>31838937
>But specialize at massages that feel so good they turn her partner into mush
I'm sold. I'm super weak to any girl giving me massages .

>>31839535
They are even cuter when you fuck her.