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>>31802957
This one was posted first

i miss gura

>>31802978
...Me too?

I love Ina!

'ello Youchube, my name is Sir Rikka.

I'm a 27 year old Knight Bachelor (a loyalist of our majesty Queen Elizabeth II for you pillocks). I compose troubadour melodies on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my verses and playing superior British sports. (Rugby, cricket, fox hunting)

I train with my longbow every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean clean through steel because it is made from superior yew wood, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my longbow loicense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak British English fluently, both R.P. and the Cockney dialect , and I write it fluently as well. I know everything about British history and the chivalric code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my UK visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Ancient University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a broadcaster for the BBC or a Shakespearean actor!

I own several top hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I tip my hat to the ladies and ask them if they fancy a cuppa, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in England!

*sees your dick*

Well that’s it guys, I’m going to this bitch’s house and seeing what’s up.. I work on art all god damn day for this whore and she just decides to go radio silent? Time to teach her a lesson

>>31802998
based

ahh the pepeloni

Mori love.

>>31803005
Klaius, wait please... Dont do this

I used to miss chicken

BUT CHICKEN IS BACK, TOMORROW AT 4 AM GMT! TELL YOUR FRIEND, TELL YOUR VIRTUAL WIFE!

THE GIRL IS BACK IN THE GAME!

>>31803003
Why korone's face is so erotic?
t. not a dogfucker

>>31803005
KLAIUS NO

>>31803005
based dudel

Gura, schedule onegai...

Loving Ame!
Marrying Ame!
Taking Ame to bed!
Pleasing Ame sexually!
Providing Ame the living standards she wants!
Satisfying Ame emotionally!
Getting closer to Ame physically!
Having to explain the lunches Ame gave me to my co-workers!
Having a rewarding marriage with Ame!
Nine children with Ame!
Playing video games with Ame!
All facets of my life filled with happiness because of Ame!
I love Ame!

>>31802994
Me too!

>...what? Gura? you silly chumbud... she's already inside... do you want to join her?

>>31802994
Me too!

>>31803005
Please give her a good spanking for me.

>>31803003
what is korone's face trying to convey?

What the fuck, I remember listening to Wah Wah World back when it came out and didn't really think much of it. I had a few drinks tonight and decided to give it a try again, and it's suddenly a total banger. So this is the power of alcohol...

>>31802998
kek
make one for pizzadad

>>31802732
So is this the state of these threads now? Redditors are just openly allowed as long as they're Gura fans because of "muh unity"? And this is honestly not supposed to be a hugbox?

I've been awake for 22 hours, please give me any sign Gura...

>>31803020
So, was this story true or not?

Getting everything you need prepared for Amelia's Kitchen Mayhems in Cooking Simulator friends, where we at?

>>31803016
Who?

Chumbuds I come bearing gifts. https://files.catbox.moe/671mc4.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/77b2r3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/r3kgac.mp4
https://streamable.com/44zejx
https://files.catbox.moe/s99457.mp4
https://pastebin.com/c8uYDiDu

I remember warning you losers that Gura was going to abandon her fanbase again and you called me a HERfag and told me to fuck off. Who's laughing now?

>>31803036
She likes what she sees

>>31803041
Nigger he’s trolling you

>non-Ame OP
fuck off

>>31803005
Come nigger she'll teach you a lesson or two

>>31803020
>ame mousepad
nice touch

So KFP, what have you guys been up to for the past few days while 10chou was gone?

>>31803049
fuck off HERfag

>>31803042
Probably not, but it now counts as official lore.

>>31803020
>ame was the gurass poster

>>31803054
>I was just pretending to be retarded

Gura is not my oshi, but i hope she can find peace and balance and more importantly that she finds happiness.

>>31803041
>I don't know what /hlg/ is.
Really does sound like a Redditor.

I think Gawr Gura SUCKS

>>31802998
Good luck in London it's a bit of a mess and they banned swords and knives ages ago. Narwhal tusks are still green though

>>31803049
Ok
Give me 30 minutes
Sorry for the delay

>>31803041
I was shitposting, anon. Didn't think you'd take it so hard. But yes, I'm a redditor and I only started visiting here since September. Cope.

I think the tentacultists got to a dude last thread.

>>31803047
Thank you. I needed this.

>>31803055
SHAVE

>>31803005
Klaius you'll get killed by chumguts, don't do this to yourself man

>>31803080
ILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

>>31803080
God Goomba?

>>31803076
i hope she streams

>>31803041
>posts Ame
>complains that thread is a hugbox
Do cuckmates really?

>>31803027
Babies with Ame's Youthful and Fertile body......

>>31803076
happiness meaning a boyfriend in this context

>>31803085
It's not shitposting if it's the truth anon. What do you even think shitposting means? Go back.

>haachamachachhchhhchaammaaa

I thought you guys insisted on only using threads with pics of holos that are streaming right now / about to stream?

Weird how you stopped with that when it was Ame's turn huh...

>>31803042
I don't think it's true, unless they were using prototype/buggy models before debut or something. Being able to have the model sudden show up naked (even if it's barbie naked) seems like too big of a risk.

>>31803080
Fred... why...?

>>31803065
Watching her friends

>>31803018
It's the teeth, they add a lot of lewd nature to her face, and the slightly narrowed eyes make it look like she's going to drain your balls for the night.

I say this as someone who can't jerk off to Korone because she's a dorky fuck who isn't erotic at all 95% of the time.

>>31803047
>emergency Gura supplies
based

>>31803005
Klaius, no...

>>31803065
watching VODs

>>31803005
Give her a good one

Gura please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead..

>>31803005
I'd like to see you try. Do you think a farmer doesn't keep a revolver?

>>31803047
God imagine tickle her to the point of pissing

>>31803049
Nice bait, but what happened she simply couldn't do yoga because her legs were hurt after Ringfit.

>>31803005
She's obviously getting clapped by her bf for almost 3 days now.

>>31803080
you take that back

>>31803019
the "FLIRTING WITH AME" always gets me

>>31803047
I was about to say it's just not the same but then
>https://files.catbox.moe/s99457.mp4
This one always hits the spot.
Thanks.

Get that ass Shadowbanned!

>>31803065
Why would you post art from that fag?

>>31803065
Finished some games I had backlogged and started saving a metric fuckton of fanart to post when she streams later.

Fact: Gura snorts are criminally underappreciated

>>31803097
there there~

Portly Pussy Post

>>31803106
hahaha the newfags are getting uppity again

baby check

>>31803018
It's basically the same style that MMD/3D lewd artists use in their videos. If you watched a lot of MMD porn your brain is hardwired to get erect to that face.
t. not a dogfucker either.

Eating week-old leftover curry off of plastic plates with Ame-chan!

>>31802994
I love Ina too!

>>31803145
Her giggles are magic

Ina is boring. She's not comfy, SHE IS BORING
BORING BORING BORING
EXTREMELY BORING WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES OTHER THAN HER MEDIOCRE WEEB DRAWINGS THAT WOULD BE LAUGHED OUT OF ANY SERIOUS ART GALLERY OR SCHOOL

>>31803114
> she's a dorky fuck who isn't erotic at all 95% of the time.
anon, she is always erotic as fuck

I wish I could put together something creative for Ame's birthday. I'll do my reps so i can draw something next year.

Gura should drop schedules. She should do spontaneous streams at any given moment and stop putting pressure on herself by forcing a schedule to happen. Members should be notified and those that want to support her will do so regardless of what she does. It's not entirely fair to everyone but you will never, as an online presence, ever be able to satisfy everyone with what you say or do. She clearly isn't good at keeping up with schedules, she's better at improvising and doing things her way, so this needs to be encouraged rather than frowned upon. She can be the wildcard of the group. She can use a schedule for important events.

Discuss.

>>31803151
I nearly died when she had her first one

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Chikin?

https://twitter.com/Jeans_TV/status/1346309053404864512

I just woke up and had a dream s*nz*wa was streaming, webcam and all, and someone in chat asked "Are you Gawr Gura?" and she in return switched between webcam and Vtuber like flickering a lightswitch going "A-A-A-A-A-A, what if I am, hmm?" and it freaked me out I dunno the dream was so real first thing I had to do was go to /jp/ and see if someone else was seeing this shit.

Anyways back to sleep no stream or schedule from Gura today it seems.

>>31803164
I love Ina too!

Reading these threads it's like most people forget that Gura puts out a schedule every Tuesday. This timeloop has been happening for months.

>>31803042
>was Ame's story true or not
Well what the fuck do you think?

>>31803164
>serious art galleries
>serious art
>art galleries
heh

>>31803045
NAKADASHI KIARA, TONIGHT ON WWW.YOUTUBE.COM, FORGET BROADCAST YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU WILL ONLY WANT TO WATCH THIS GENKI GIRL'S BROADCAST INSTEAD

WE HAVE MINECRAFT, ATELIER RYZA, FIRE EMBLEM, THE BEST SUPACHA READINGS SINCE SLICED BREAD AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

COME TODAY AT 4 AM GMT AT HTTPS://WWW/YOUTUBE.COM/CHANNEL/UCHsx4Hqa

Oh god, Gura please. Just unpin your schedule. I'm actually hitting levels of concernfag that is actual faggotry.

>>31803015
>>31803019
>>31803096
>>31803117
https://vocaroo.com/1aXjviXT3uwG

>>31803110
Could just be a skeleton test model or something.

>>31803148
Wait who is it and what did they do, I just saved it randomly without knowing who it was from

>>31803151
https://files.catbox.moe/1tshqd.mp4

>>31802720
>>31802852
Contrary to what the thread may believe, I doubt that all Holo fans in China all turned on them at the drop of a dime. What's more likely is that a core group of Coco antis (or just antis in general) coordinate their attacks, similar to how we get raided by discordfaggots, or the kana thread gets Nijiniggers, to come here and stir up shit. The donation law that was passed around a month ago is likely a government attempt to stop the simps from sending so much of their money overseas instead of spending it domestically.

>>31803176
Haachama?!

>>31803179
Thanks for the blog anon, I will subscribe for the next one

Who won in Peko vs Botan match? I missed the whole thing due to wageslaving.

>>31803177
Chikin!

>>31803159
ame gato
game

>>31803170
we already told you 20 times that this idea is retarded, fuck off

>>31803005
You're going to show up at Gura's house and a line of KFP Employees will be waiting to escort you to their van.

>>31803110
>>31803042
My guess is that loading screens and treating "showing the ui" as a big yab, plus going off screen to change things about the model, all point to it being theoretically possible for the model to show up barbie-naked, and that's what the talents are trying to avoid

I like Haatons

>>31803159
>week old
cook some fresh fuck food

>>31803182
Today IS Tuesday, she would have published her schedule an hour or two ago if we were actually timelooping

>>31803041
Mods banning people for being anti-unity didn't clue you in that this is a hugbox?

>>31803108
hachchhhh hhhhh achahcahchhhh mamah chhahhhhh aaahahchchhhhh haaaaaaachmmm ch chaaaaaaaammcham mccccch

>>31803049
You don't sound like you're laughing either

>>31803189
Fucking hell, this is good shit, you're inspiring me

How do you fix HololiveEN?
What do you look out for when recruiting HololiveEN Gen2?

>>31803102
If that makes her happy, if she's alone then all those negative feelings will affect her much harder, with a bf at least she has support and companionship

>>31803114
A lack of eroticism in and of itself can be turned into something erotic. Don't underestimate me.

>>31803134
did her legs hurt too much to like posts on twitter or simply saying sorry for cancelling?

>>31803176

>>31802994
Me too!

Guys i miss gura ;_;

>>31803179
>I dunno the dream was so real first thing I had to do was go to /jp/ and see if someone else was seeing this shit.
I have done this like five times but it was always ame yabs or rrats I've dreamt up like her introducing her husband on stream with a webcam on

>>31803182
she is actually kind of late today to be fair

>>31803239
well said my fellow cuckbro

Just wondering, has Ame mentioned or recognized Uto in any way lately, directly or indirectly?

God damn Aqua is fat
look at those thighs compared to shion

>>31803195
She's so cute

>>31803189

>>31803237
Not mine, this is old. I'm sure that anon is in here somewhere though.

>>31803209
That's not very unity of you.

>>31803241
She doesn't owe you an apology. You're nothing to her.

>>31803194
Check his twitter or do you archive reps... Did you watch the sc reading after the christmas karaoke?

>>31803176
You okay there Haaton?

>>31803179
I can see why people hate your kind

>>31803036
The enjoyment of 43 year old white dick

>>31803176
This is what Cover deprived you of last night.

>>31803250
i seriously think she's still asleep

Gura is so jilted by Ame's rejection that she's considering an offer from Vshoujo.

>>31803254
Why would she say anything?

>>31803182
It's Tuesday, Anon. She hasn't been active for 2 and a half days and she still hasn't put out a schedule either. Her old schedule is still pinned and she, again, hasn't retweeted or liked shit. She's dead to the world right now. This is legitimately not normal.

>>31803042
No, anon. If models could bug out like that, it would've happened already in all the years of Hololive existing. It's just a silly joke.

look at this dumb dog
just look at it

Where's Gura?
Where are her streams?
Where's the schedule?
Where are the superchat readings?
Where are her covers?
Where are her member posts?
Where are the streams she missed and promised to recover?
Where's the 1m celebration?
Where are the JP collabs?
Where are the games outside Minecraft and Ring Fit?
Where is the members ASMR?
Where are the new emotes she promised?
Where is th icon upgrades for 6 months membership?
Why does she cancel on Fridays so much?
Why does she takes 3 free days each week?
Where's her manager that doesn't do anything?

>>31803189
>Oh hey what's th-
>Immediately jumpscared by my own voice

>>31803256
Y-yes I think she's a whole 3 pixels wider! Wow!

>>31803005
This should help.

>>31803179
Remember, if you say ANYTHING bad about this guy you're just a Gura anti and a falseflagger who should hang.

>>31803186
>NAKADASHI
kek

>>31803131
ogey

>>31803042
I think Ame said "naked" on purpose to make that connection, but what really happened was she saw Gura without the hoodie.
She saw her with just the thin shirt underneath, more accurately showing Gura's breast size.

>>31803254
She basically said
>fuck off leech

>>31803248
>gura
who?

>>31803176
this is what zero pepeloni posts does to a mf

anyone got any new good gura porn?

So why do people call KFP a cult?
I don't remember them indoctrinating people by force yet

>>31803290

>>31803269
I thought it was Marine craving the overseas sexy guys...

so what's more likely?
>Gura gives up and quits
>gets reprimanded by management and forced to stream
>gets reprimanded by management and gets a "break"

Gura's been gone 2 days why are people freaking out?

>>31803080
I can't believe Fred is a Gura anti...

>>31803176
Feeling aight chamers? need some help?

>>31803168
t. canine copulator

>>31803299
Huh I never thought of it that way

>>31803279
Chill

Make a wish, Teamates.

MORI LOVE, and goodnight.

Gura antis are reaaaaaaaaaaally obsessed, huh?

>>31803164
Ina's the best!

>>31803308
Ah yes now I see it better, thank you anon

>>31803289
Thanks for this anon, its a good one.

>>31803316
Shitposters are desperate and are going extra mile with bait.

>>31803039
It'd be hard to make that work for Italy, I think, since his is Japanese->Italian and most Italianoboos are Italian-Americans with mafia fantasies.

>>31803287
>Where's Gura?
I'm afraid...in your anger.......
you caused her to graduate......

>>31803254
just the "no sisters" thing

>>31803300
>do not spit to the sky
A wise advice.

>>31803157

>>31803316
Because she's been radio silent for 2 days.

>>31803307
Have you noticed that there are less and less Lunaitos calling KFP a fucking cult lately? Wanna know what's been happening to them?

>>31803325
I wish for more GFE

>>31802994

>>31803328
This is the longest I've seen them circlejerk over the same thing

>>31803279
Did all the chumbuds forget her sleep schedule is fucked and she faints from time to time

I love Pekora.

>>31803309
All japanese women crave white dick, Marine is just open about it

>>31803328
Do ESL Kiara antis really?

Hey, faggot janitor, come clean up our thread retard. >>31801804

>>31803312
Gura can't quit under contract for at least a year since she signed on. They needs an enma that will actually wrangle her, her current one has no power over her.

>>31803216
I like you, Tako.

Gura gonna wake up at 10PM, tweet some random gibberish and then go radio silent again

Maybe Gura went on a break and tweeted that because she was going into labour

>tfw Gura is probably getting pounded by Jay while chumcucks concernfag
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>31803352
The fact is that she doesn't usually do this. She's getting worse.

>>31803263
Oh what the fuck, just checked his Twitter. Why do some people have to be such fags?

>>31803312
Shark vacay.

>>31803287
Where are your meds?

>>31803041
>>31803222
>replying to your own posts
Sh-shitposterchamma...

>>31803299
To make my point clear, I think Ame's story verifies that Gura's hoodie is removable.

>>31803316
Its been 3 days

Gura has only been gone for 2 days. relax

>>31803087
Don't worry about it.

>>31803358
The meidos are dead Jim. They died 15 years ago...

>>31803352
I don't think it's chumbuds who are freaking out. It's people who hate her being dramatic.

>>31803360
oh, she can quit working, she just can't turn around and compete against them. and this is probably her best employment option so she's not likely to do that.

I dreamed that Ollie started a free talk stream and for whatever reason brought up this thread on screen where everyone was saying "SHE'S HERE". Even in my dreams Ollie is a yab machine...

>>31803176
have a pepeloni on the house seizure friend

>>31803316
Mostly shitposters and falseflaggers trying to stir the pot. Lots of Gura antis on this board.

>>31803381
I think it's just means there's a base layer underneath that's not meant to be seen.

Why is Gura so dramatic just tweet something out every now and then

Shion is learning to weld! Wish her luck!

>>31803382
Her last tweet was from yesterday

>>31803358
Sharkmeido abandoned us, now it is every anon for himself

>>31803356
Isn't that good?

>>31803356
Are you retarded?

>>31803396
To be fair she 100% would do that

>>31803384
The Ame gap a week or two back was far worse

>>31803380
I may be a faggot, but I'm not a samefagger. Or a phoneposter if that's what you'll say next.

Careful, he's ascending
>>31803176

>>31803248
Oh god, this reminds me of that one pic of the girl holding up a smiling photo to her face while she's crying.

>>31803395
Theres unknown legal repercussions for breaking contract. I would imagine that her earnings would be forfeit.

>>31803381
It's not a hoodie, it's a hat (she stated this in debut). So of course it's removable.

>>31803328
She really does live rent free

>>31803431
obviously.

>>31803356
Are you a retard?

>>31803352
I don't even think it's Chumbuds at this point. It's the same way where Mori antis were eternally angrier than deadbeats at that one cancelled stream.

If gura happens to collab with hachama this week, would that kill any rrat?

>>31803308
spats are great

>>31803287
She's in the verge of graduation (it's very unlikely tho),

but the ghosting, it's part of her personality there's nothing we can do about it other than give her our best wishes

>>31803421
>abandoned
I thought he got murdered by other mods

>>31803370
This might actually be true, she already has enough money to move to England and find a shitty job, she hasn't mentioned AT ALL in what she has spent her money, Ame, Ina, Kiara and Mori have bought at least something expensive to have better streams, she could already be in her flight

>>31803417
Good luck Shion! Remember to prepare a 3rd circle water defensive ritual for protection!

Gura caved into stress and anheroed!

>>31803248

>>31803178
How is Gura related to Carson or Venti?

>>31803417
Todd gave this to me. I think this might help.

>>31803164

Ina is nice

>>31803464
Ina hasn't bought shit for the streams.

>>31803420
Being an ESL is good?

>>31803163
For the past month I thought about writing a script to detect her giggles, run it through all of her videos and then make a compilation video for youtube.
Then I realized I'm probably even more lazy than Gura. Maybe one day...

>>31803439
The hat is a hat but the hoodie is a hoodie

I LOVE AKI
I LOVE HAACHAMA
I LOVE CHOCO
I LOVE FLARE
I LOVE WATAME
I LOVE NENE
I LOVE POLKA
I LOVE AMELIA

>>31803452
i think most of us are just worried about her. if she said "i am taking a week off for personal reasons" then i would stop worrying and i would not be disappointed or bothered at all.

>>31803427
Ame at least tells us when she's taking a break and why. And now she even talks to us on her days off too.

>>31803486
I meant what was in the contents of that reply. It wasn't even any anti shit.

>>31803328
She's the number 1 target of many groups that hate hololive/holoEN in general. It comes from being the most subscribed hololive girl. There's going to be a lot more noticeable hate when that other group kicks off their EN branch

>>31803384
This is pretty normal honestly. Why we dead beats sperged for a solid day and a half when Mori went MIA. We just need some good content and some post SPEED antis hate high speed threads no one pays attention to them when they are being drowned out by UOOOOOHS and Goslings.

>>31803464
OH NO NO NO NO CUMBUDS?

>>31803308
Are those SPATS?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE SPATS GIVE ME SPATS I LOVE LOOKING AT SPATS YES YES YES YES CUYTE GIRLKS WITH SPATS!?!?!? YES YTES FOR ME????? GIVE ME YES!!!!!!

>>31803479
Gura is related to Carlson as the same way a parasite is related to its host.

>>31803151
her sneezes are overrated, her snorts are gold

Sorry for the delay guys, I'm almost done with the schedule, what would you like me to cook this week?

>>31803203
Neither. It was the stupid zombie mode.

>>31803325
I don't wanna be a poorfag anymore, so i can enjoy ame's GFE

Will Gura antis fuck off already

>>31803488
Would be based

>>31803509
Unironically just watch Niggersanji if you need to coom so badly to 3D anime girls.

>>31803479
carson tried grooming gura and venti had a mental breakdown because gura sounds young

>>31803502
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

>>31803483
She bought Ring Fit and a takoyaki machine

>>31803506
Gura is gettin the British pound

>>31803047
Well goddamn, MVP.

>>31803428
Well you are definitely a faggot.

>>31803511

>>31803479
Venti attacked her for pedobaiting. Nothing special, Venti does that about literally everything
Carons SCed for attention. Nothing special, Carson leeches from everyone

how have dead hours been?

>>31803373
She's done this before, the days just feel longer recently

>>31803325
more GFE. I honestly wish she fully embraced it

>>31803541
kek

>HERfags are getting uppity again.
>You know what to do, Gura-chan.

>>31803452
I literally don't give a fuck about her not making the yoga stream/the PM stream she said. I give a fuck that she's still not doing shit at her regular time. It's absolutely worrying.

>STOP BEING A CONCERNFAG

How the fuck am I not supposed to be when she hasn't said or done shit. Had she retweeted a single piece of art or anything today I wouldn't be worrying. But she legitimately hasn't' shown up since that last gif retweet.

I LOVE:
HoloEn_____________
HoloID_
HoloJP_____
HoloCN (even though i never got to watch them really)
The Roommates
I HATE:
Antis
Schizos
Youtube Shadow Bans
Youtube Bans
Needing Permissions
Most of the new models
The excessive Twintails

>>31803523
They've already run out of material and have gone back to J posting. Also extremely obvious same fagging.

>>31803483
She built a whole new PC

>>31803513
You gotta admit, the way she adds reverbs to her sneeze is hilarious and 100% "She knows exactly what she's doing" material.

>>31803479
Venti tried to stir up a shitstorm before Gura's debut about how she appeals to pedophiles. Was supremely BTFO and later suspended for unrelated reasons.

>>31803539
What are you getting offended about? Do you want Redditors in these threads?

So I've been playing Lobocorp a bit because of Ina's stream.
What the flying fuck is the Freischütz

>>31803543
>Venti attacked her for pedobaiting
Ever since she took the Birth Control Venti got so fucked up

Gura isn’t my oshi, but why doesn’t she just tweet something out if she needs a break or is not streaming? I thought it was common courtesy to do that in hololive

>>31803455
no, they would rrat about how she was forced to do it or something, the rrat will truly die if their collab goes well

>>31803555
why are you such a loser anon?

>>31803486
Tell me which part makes it ESL. Go ahead, I'll be waiting.

>>31803546
pretty much like you see right now

>>31803489
You're right, need to do my reading reps

>>31803492
HATE haha man

>>31803483
She's upgraded her pc several times. And I can't imagine how much it cost to clean up all that purple after the macaron stream

>>31803336
NOOO! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!

>>31803546
Pretty bad no where near as bad as New Years day dead hours but still pretty bad.

>>31803556
Base-
>that last spoiler
Faggot

I have been lonely ever since Gurachi left

>>31803114
just imagine the ten hour marathon edging sessions

did we run out of meds?

>>31803170
>"I'm retarded"
There's a reason why the top are at the top and all of them involve being consistent. Gura is an inconsistent person that even needs schedules to do basic things such as eating.

If I were running Cover, I would be enforcing stricter schedule rules, not on the talents but on the time slots themselves. You want prime time? Schedule it. If you don't schedule your stream for prime time you don't get to stream on prime time, much less stream over any other streams scheduled on prime time.

You'll see how many Holos will begin to get their shit together or at the very least spread out from streaming over each other and unnecessarily compete with one another.

Gura is voting in the Georgia election that's why she's MIA.

>>31803176
https://files.catbox.moe/ta81ft.mp3

But Gura wouldn't be silent for another day right? even just a tweet... onegai...

>>31803328
Most Gura antis are nutsakis and KFP.

Does Gura even like her fans?

>>31803170
I agree.

>>31803573
Does "your oshi's mental", not mental health, not mental state, but just "mental", sound like proper English to you? Answer honestly.

Hiiii chumbuddies, hellooo.. Hoochaa.. Sorry about forgetting the scheduled stream a few days ago, my boy-brother came to visit me and we've been playing games and having fun the last few days. Here's the schedule, I'll see you on thursday!

>>31803483
>New PC
>Additional drawing software
>More games
>Upgrader her internet service

>>31803588
More twintails confirmed, fuck homo's

The MOST SUBSCRIBED holo is missing and nobody gives a shit???

>>31803556
TAKE THEM
AND LIKE IT

>>31803601
She was never real, let it go chumbuds and come back to reality

>>31803396
Risu would stop her, but she's unironically the least here off all the non-JP Holos despite our affection for her.

>>31803589
Not on my watch https://streamable.com/mbg8qy
https://files.catbox.moe/xey5j6.m4a

>>31803509

>>31803548
She has missed streams, gone radio silent, and been late in posting her schedules. But never all at once and this is one of her longest silences to date. Not saying any of this is new, just saying it's worsening.

>>31803588
I look forward to your twintails

>>31803610
UHHHHHHH, CHUMSHARTS?!?!?

>>31803610
ABAYO CHOCOBALL

>>31803608
Plural of homo is homos
No apostrophe needed

You have great taste in holos and your oshi is cute

>>31803530
>takoyaki machine
Cannibalism.

DOMO.

SAME DESU.

>>31803565
>reddit
You'd need a time machine to stop those faggots from coming here and ruining shit. What is GAIA raiding us as well?

>>31803606
are you really that out of touch, gramps?

>>31803602
>nutsackis
Yes
>KFP
No, that's SEAnig/anti falseflagging at an 85/15% split.

>>31803610
NTRfags die

>>31803623

I'll be honest anons, I'm starting to feel sorry for chumbuddies. They had the misfortune of falling in love with one of the laziest members of hololive, while the same generation has unique, top tier talents constantly on the grind like Calli and Ina. Just remember that if you ever decide you're tired of an oshi with inconsistency and lack of effort, deadbeats will welcome you with open arms.
t. deadbeat

Being in KFP is a lot like being a kid again. You're at the dinner table and before you're allowed ice cream for dessert (Haachama off-collab), you have to finish your broccoli (Fire Emblem and Atelier Ryza.)

Gentlemen. Remain strong during dead hours, do not let the mental instability of others consume the threads.

There. It took a while but I drew something shitty in mspaint for Ame.

Pic completely unrelated.

>>31803637
A yes would suffice.

Mori ring fit when? Architects need not respond

Hey buddies! don't forget to stay hydrated, report and ignore doxxfaggots, point and laugh at schizos, but most importantly of all, love your oshi

>>31803603
Depends on the fan. She likes me. She doesn't like (You).

>>31803632
But she's hooman

I wonder how some of the more obsessive groups (teamates) would react if their oshi went away without contact for as long as Gura even though I'm sure she'll release schedule later today

i love the pheonix

>>31803588
Debut when

>>31803614
is this your first minute here?

>>31803658
Thanks Green Gremlin

The Holo JPs don't even have schedules you know.

I feel like Gura is going to graduate this year.. She doesn't seem to be interested in working with Hololive anymore

>>31803646
i didn't choose my oshi, dummy. i'm not going to abandon her over her work performance. i'm worried about her.

>>31803668
This

You're starting to piss me off /hlgg/. You wouldn't like me when I'm pissed off.

>>31803606
So you don't play online competitive games then? Mental go boom is a pretty common saying.

This is only shitposting right? you aren't actually desperate for a Gura post and are only playing along, right?

>cumchuds getting ghosted by their oshi again
Color me surprised.

Remember, even if Gura disappears for days without warning and lies to her fans, you can't say anything or you're a tryhard anti. Just keep that in mind.

>>31803668
I really think she has a few months at most.

>>31803254
Liked some art with both of them in them and also firmly stated she's more like a cousin and not a sister to her.

>>31803044
Right here, friend!

>>31803600
Thanks for the offer, but I'm going to stay inside.

>>31803668
Gura will graduate the second her contract is up and chumbuds can’t accept this reality

>>31803568
as someone who saw it happen in real time, i can tell you venti was a standard far right girl who got mindbroken by the influx of the weeb-right and went off the deep end. she hates pedos because she thinks pedos invaded the far right while wearing anime avatars. she's not even wrong desu

>>31803588
What is the theme of EN Gen 2?
HoloGarden?
HoloWarriors?
HoloPlanets?

>>31803606
Yes, retard, "your mental" is slang for your mental state. It's an e-sports term, at least that's where I encountered it.

>>31803684
this but unironically

>>31803546
Not bad since my oshi isn't being targetted.

>>31803668
Same honestly, big reason why I've archived everything so far.

>>31803667
Nene leaked Polka's 3D with her schedule a few days ago.

>>31803635
>where the fuck is Gura
Somethings never change.

>>31803680
At this point it seems to just be antis

>>31803667
Would actually drive me crazy
Am I expected to just always lurk and be spontaneously ready to catch my favorites if they suddenly start streaming?

>>31803261
Unity has nothing to do with this. You're a retard just like the discussion OP is a retarded faggot.

>>31803555
>I give a fuck that she's still not doing shit at her regular time
But she is? It's still not even 6 o clock.

>>31803633
I realised afterwards. These threads are the only place i've spent time to actually spell shit correctly in a long time.

>>31803566
German/Austrian folklore figure who was a hunter that made a faustian like deal for amazing accuracy only when he fired a certain number of shots the next would kill a loved one

>>31803464
Ina
>new PC and upgraded internet service
Ame
>the beefiest new PC you can get at scalper price, willing to spend more for better streams
Mori
>expensive ASMR mic, another PC, audio interface and the TakaMori vacation trip
Kiara
>Mic and interface
>Paid for song covers with MC
>Second monitor
Gura
>Weekly trips with Jay to England

>>31803698
the "e" in "e-sports" stands for ESL

>>31803697
>she hates pedos because she thinks pedos invaded the far right while wearing anime avatars
So she's wrong?

>>31803592
>Konone says that she's free and she's going to have sex with you all day
>Laugh it off as a joke
>It's bee 8 hours and you've realized that it's not a joke

>>31803649
...can i see it?

>>31803667
Oh hey, this excuse again.
JPs don't have to worry about timezones out of their own while "EN" is literally global and covers over 6. A schedule is needed so people can bend their to watch if they want.

Also some JPs do have schedules you absolute ignoramus.

>Watame.
Yes?
>Zhe chumbuds are ravenous.
Zey are starving? Wait until zey are about to kill zhemselves, zhen domp eet.

>>31803500
>any excuse to numberfag
chumbuds everyone

>>31803176
>>31803600
I'm so glad someone else had the same idea as me to shove it in TTS.
My sides! Away! Because they're in orbit!

>>31803615
I just don't get the appeal. It's not a hairstyle I like at all

>>31803044
Right here, friend

>>31803676
Shut up Gooruh

>>31803635
i miss when we still had [deleted]

>>31803711
Every annoying Chumbud ever is an anti falseflagger. Hyaku paasento.

>>31803663
Me too!

>>31803635
>guras about to pass fubuki
fuck are we gonna be nostalgic for some past threads this easily