/jp/ - Otaku Culture

MORI LOVE!

>>31783827
what a perfect OP image thank you

Gura loves you!

Sora seems cuter than usual today

This one

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Who's ready for Thorbuki?

>>31783827
why is she a cat?

You have been hired to be the HoloID manager, and your job is to make the girls incline. What changes do you make to their content in order for them to get more viewers?

>>31783827
Not this one.

>>31783909
I love you too Gura!

>>31783909
gura doesn't know i exist, unfortunately

>>31783926
I'm currently watching her Lobotomy VOD, did she have fun?
Please tell me she took Punishment Bird and tried attacking him

>>31783929
Give their 2D models elephant trunk sized chodes!

this rrat is pretty ogey

HAHAHAHAHA GURAME>>>>>>>>>>>>SORA

>>31783928
how will I know when to start my movie?

>>31783931
You use whichever thread was made first. Not whichever thread someone said "This one." in first.

>Another Gurame OP
Can't you do something original, or relevant to current streams?

>>31783909
Love you too, Gura

https://bloom.hololive.tv/goods
ON SALE NOW
BUY BUY BUY

>>31783929
I do nothing but make inappropriate advances toward them over discord until I get graduated

>>31783949
No, but she did take the sleep cloud and try attacking that. She killed it before anyone died.

Breeding Sora's smooth unwashed anus!

Migrate, this one was early too.

OP image does not matter it's about creation date

>>31783926
>Just to suffer?
Yes, but Ina helps with that.

>>31783965
>this one was early too.
Doesn't make any sense anymore now that multiple Hololive threads are allowed...

>>31783978
You don't get graduated, you just get fired.

>>31783983
>Breeding
>anus

anon...

*Casts a spell that makes Amelia's birthday merch and voice pack disappointing*

Friend's countdown was CUTE!

Which Holo has the best Homura cover, since apparently ever single fucking one of them has sung it?

>acts like Mondays don't even exist
>the days she puts out the schedule are no-stream days too
>frequently cancels streams but never replaces them or does them on another day to make up for it - they are just gone
>still hasn't collabed with anyone outside of EN, not even Haachama who has asked twice already now
>sexually frustrates you with her petite body, cute butt and perfect feet

>laughs and says "yeahhh whatever, you won't be mad anyhow, I'm too cute"

When will she tweeted...

>>31783929
Make sure they stop speaking Indog and go all in on English and get them nonstop EN collabs

>>31784036
why are sheepfags like this
genuinely asking

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1346430941103681536
TENCHOU IS BACK

Am I the only chumbud that fucking hates Ame and this Gurame ship? You Gurame shipping losers are fucking retarded, seriously. Please stop giving chumbuds a bad name and kys onegai thanks

>>31784055
>>laughs and says "yeahhh whatever, you won't be mad anyhow, I'm too cute"
And she's completely right.

>>31784055
k

>>31784076
Watamates are the most powerful race

>>31784091
Did sex happen?

>>31784065
Actually a good idea. I wouldn't mind Ollie maintaining indo as a side language since she speaks so fast.

>>31784092
The only one who needs to kill himself here is you, falseflagger

>>31784106
no she was with an Austrian friend who is a woman

Teamates, explain?

>>31783887
>>31783887
>>31783887
>>31783887
We're in here lads

>>31784091
Oh fuck it's been so long

>>31784139
>Austrian friend who is a woman
and that stands for sex

>>31784092
Your post is probably bait but:
better /u/ schizos than dogfuckers, doxxposters or SEAniggers.

>>31784144
Kill yourself

>>31784142
aya baby

>>31784144
>using the thread that was made second

Sorry, no thanks newfriend.

>>31784170
>dogfuckers
Sora hornyposters are global. You're not even trying. Kill yourself

>>31784091
>Kiara goes on a trip
>YouTube begins recommending her roommate's channel to me, despite not following any other irl idols
This fucking system man

>>31784142
I wish I could, but Ame went too far this time

I fucking love this clown so much. I just want her to be happy and healthy.

>>31784208
What the fuck are you talking about you stupid mongoloid? Who the hell mentioned Soraposting you retarded faggot.

>>31784142
I'd rather have them explain this
https://files.catbox.moe/68ntbt.webm

>>31784199
>using the early thread made before post limit
Sorry, no thanks newfriend.

>>31784226
Simulated thigh crushing ASMR when?

>>31784144
no we're not

>nobody knows which thread to post in

>>31784142
I fear for the inevitable HoloEN babies segment.

>>31784055
unironically do yourself a favor and decrease your dependency on her. you don't have to go cold turkey, just swallow the blackpill that you're gosling and looking back on this chapter in life you're going to be filled with regret. don't let your oshi be your main priority.

>>31784261
I'm posting in both without complaining because, you know, I'm not a retarded whiny faggot.

>>31784261
Just follow site-wide culture and post in the one that was made first. Newfriends can shitpost in the other one until their thread gets deleted.

>>31784247
S***i was a pretty fun character, all things considered. I prefer Ame though.

>>31784092
>Am I the only chumbud
yes
does anyone actually like gura now the initial hype has worn off?

>>31784261
This one, the other one is full of Gurame hating SEAtards

>>31784261
Just follow site-wide culture and post in the one that was made first after the previous thread reached it's post limit. Newfriends can shitpost in the other one until their thread gets deleted.

>>31784263
>fear
surely you mean turgid

>>31784299
It's just funposting anon. I'm not actually mad at her.
I do want to punish her though, sexually

>>31783976
OVERPRICED AS FUCK

Holo /m/

>>31784261
im actively trying to confuse people on which thread to post in

>>31784092
you aren't the only one. i thought it was cute for a while like during the てぇてぇ minecraft collabs and a way out, but there hasn't been that same energy between them in a long time and i unironically believe that gura must have confessed her feelings to an unrequiting amelia. amesame is dead, at least the /u/fag fantasy, and i'm not going to keep pretending it isn't.

Since ID Gen 1 already got alternate costumes a while ago. Does it mean the EN Girls might get their alt attires soon?

>>31784381
based

anyone have full version?

>>31784397
Honestly all of the "This one." bullshit needs to stop. It's not hard to know which one to use. Just post in the thread that was made first. People who say "This one" in the wrong thread just because they don't like the OP image on the other one, are the problem.

>>31784416
Congratulations, you are the biggest schizo today

>>31784448
yeah, but until then i'm just gonna fuck with the schizos who give a fuck about the OP post

>>31784397
Based, attach a Watame picture next time tho
>>31784448
>Honestly all of the "This one." bullshit needs to stop
Because of all the retarded threads popping up after the Holofest. Threads are permanently ruined now. You may not notice it, but they are.

>>31784356
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

>>31784416
>i unironically believe that gura must have confessed her feelings to an unrequiting amelia
take your meds

>>31784416
>i unironically believe that gura must have confessed her feelings to an unrequiting amelia
What a sick fantasy people must have. They treated each other like sisters, and always have.

>>31784486
oh, no, I 100% notice it. I'm considering just leaving this board because it's gone to so much shit. Reddit unironically has a better Hololive community than here.

>>31784542
Reddit doesn't have a "community", it's entry level memes being reposted over and over again

>>31784542
We both know that isn't true, it's the absolute bottom of the barrel

>>31784386
Hollo, I am /m/.

>>31783827
How much do I have to donate to be able to listen to their Discord sex sessions?

>>31773462

Why is Bloom being called the first live when it well, isn’t?

>>31783965
>Another Gurame OP
There hasn't been a gurame op for a long while.

>>31784697
It's their first "real" live
as in it's going to be their roommates and not their vtuber avatars

>>31784576
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyhololive/comments/kqjgfg/hololive_based/

>>31784697
It's the first one full of original songs

>>31784639
There's an open source a.i. project which let's you deep fake voices, all you need is a big and clean sample material. You can turn your fanfic into a reality

>>31784722
There's definitely more than enough Gura and Ame audio material at this point for someone to create entire H-ASMRs out of it if they wanted to

>>31783891
I passed out right after her stream and I just saw her battery tweet. God I love this dork like you wouldn't believe!

>>31784722
Ok, but how much money do I have to donate to get in their Discord sex session?

>>31784699
I'm starting to think all this random JP posting, Gurame or HoloEN in general hate it's people just wanting to ruin these threads completely and try to shadowban HoloEN discussion from here. You know, like a bunch of jealous dogfuckers would do. Other thread has also Kiara hating because "muh Sora is streaming".

Feel free to call me a schizo but this is what it feels like to me.

>>31784782
>Feel free to call me a schizo
schizo

>>31784775
Contact a lawyer to ask if they can do side jobs aside from hololive

>>31784782
Seems to be some SEAposters who hate Gurame
There's also one deadbeat who always uses the term "condomates" in every post, but he's only online around late evening PST hours

There's more I could say but if you spend too much time in these threads you start to notice patterns.

YouTube just recommend me Ina doxx..
https://youtu.be/pxuBwfNp2wk?t=47s

>>31784885
>those flaps
I NEED to pat that head

>>31784782
>JP posting
I like the JPs, fuck off newfag
>Gurame hate
/u/schizos shit up the thread almost as badly as seaniggers so they should get the fucking rope.

>>31783909
Well, I love you too gooruh

>>31784870
I just want to know the general figure of cost, I don't want to sue anybody.

>>31784981
nah

>>31784885
Ina’s kind of plump and round looking bros... I thought she was slender...

>>31784782
>try to shadowban HoloEN discussion
Not only HoloEN but also HoloID discussion as well, which is what this thread agreed upon to adopt since pre-split. I've been here since pre-split and Global should really have been Hololive English, as in for Holos who can speak English not the HoloEN branch.

>>31784996
I mean you need to know first if they are ALLOWED by Yagoo to be hired for discord sex, then ask for the cost

>>31785060
i trully agree anon

Opinion on Kiara frog outfit?

>>31785131
Extremely cute.

You WILL love Risu.

>>31785060
I think it's good that you're allowed to actually mention all holos in here.
Obviously if any EN is streaming I wouldn't expect to get many replies trying to talk about some other stream, but you're still allowed to link Mel playing RFA or talk about Luna playing the piano.

At the same time I can see why people trying to discuss holostars for example would want their own thread, because they often get drowned out both in hlg and here, so I don't think having a holo stars thread is a bad thing.

>>31785061
Why would this involve Hololive? Are they contractually obliged to have sex over Discord?

>kfp newsletter
s-sugoi..

>>31785131
It's just a worse BiriBiri-Gekota outfit.

>>31785158
I already do. She's one of my favorites, even if I don't watch her content as much.

How do I change my region so that my cheaper superchats turn out to be red?

>>31785174
most companies require this these days

>>31785174
No but if you leak the audio it will get them fired

Come and join the main thread whenever you're ready guys.

>>31785235
You'll need a VPN

>>31784981
/u/schizos are harmless and also hilarious. If you're taking them seriously you might just be retarded.

>>31785265
Easy enough I have my own. Then what? Just spoof my location? Is it one of those things where google just needs your location to be in a certain area for a while? It's not like a setting in google somewhere?

>>31785329
Should work. You can also set up a payment profile in google payments using a fake address (any) from the country of your choice, but I'm not sure that's even needed.
You can also buy memberships this way and once they are set up they will forever remain in that currency unless you try to change the tier or something.

Most holos seem to be aware that ARS is a meme now though, so maybe look into slightly less abused ones like COP

>>31785265
>>31785329
As a follow up what's the best region? Also what happens when I pay with my card card that's from the USA?

>Coco singing RIP again
>stumbles on the first line

>>31783929
RISU
START
SINGING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31784055
I love my abusive relationship with Gargoyla.

>>31785544
Goddammit, would it kill this bitch to learn the lyrics for once? Then again, you could say the same about Mori sometimes, to a lesser extent

Mori doesn't care about Hololive? Gura doesn't care about Hololive? Ame doesn't care about Hololive? Kiara doesn't care about Hololive? Ina doesn't care about Hololive? Coco doesn't care about Hololive? Yagoo doesn't care about Hololive? I don't care about Hololive? Is there anybody else in here that doesn't care about Hololive?

>>31784055
> "yeahhh whatever, you won't be mad anyhow, I'm too cute"
She's not wrong.

Vtubers are the capeshit of streaming

>>31785624
i just wish she would tell me what i did wrong... i promise i'll never do it again... just don't leave me gura...

I blame the faggots in chat for not following the rules on this one
https://youtu.be/3a-Tt6oMjmU

>>31785670
Me.
t. deadbeat

Fuck you youtube keep recommending me this
https://youtu.be/gdVD86x5DkI

>>31785702
/jp/ are the turboweebs of 4chang

>>31785880
I still don't understand who the guy is or what their relation is or was

>>31785583
I do think she overlooks her singing potential. I'm sure there was a lot of pre- and post-production on the King track, but that cover inclined a lot, and she really sang it well. I think the processing and mixing of her Snow Halation cover was really butchered, but she should probably invest more in singing covers and streams. It has already shown to give results.

>>31785937
4chan is the Breaking Bad of Reddit

>>31785963
For some weird reason Risu only ever does acappella karaoke in her streams
And she still sounds amazing in them. Now imagine if she actually used some instrumentals and effects

>>31785850
She's not hololive so stop posting her

Russian bros gonna love Pekora from now on isn't it?

>>31786061
Why?

Why does Gura have so many subscribers? Snzawa fans? Lolicons?

>>31785880

>>31786117
We need a Holocats compilation. Rushia’s is definitely the cutest of the ones I’ve seen.

Decent, shame about the 5 minute stream on Friday though.
Why do they not schedule new games more than once per week? I really would have liked more lobocorp

>>31786102
The entry point for Hololive, I guess.
Tons of clips with million views, cute charming character, voice and personality... Also probably the Holo everyone subs to because "she has the most subs, she's the queen" or some shit.

>>31786102
Yes and yes.
Also numberfags who consider her the "correct" choice since she's already the most popular and people who find her since the algorithm pushes her harder than the others and never bother looking into the rest of Hololive.

>>31786102
The Algorithm
There's a reason she has by far the smallest overlap in chat with other members

>>31786242
But how did she become the entry point in the first place? Why her and not say, Amelia? She doesn’t seem to be doing anything special and while she’s definitely cute she’s not what I expected would be the first Holo to break one million.

>>31786206
Makes sense to only schedule one stream for a new game since she might not enjoy it enough to play again, or it might not be popular with her audience.

>>31785938
More important question your need to ask yourself is why you should give a shit?

>>31786331
so many faggots struggling to cope with the fact that she has a potent combination of talents and personal appeal "algorithm" this blah blah blah

>>31785880
use the "Don't recommend channel" you fucking retard

>>31786102
She stole the spotlight when Vtubing streamers blew up in the west

>>31786376
Because he's such a weird guy the way he sits there shirtless with shades on

>>31786362
Doesn't really work in this context because she pushed out the schedule only after playing it already

>No guns
>Melee, grenade, C4 only
I see, thats how they balance it.

>>31786331
Viral meme clip with the A in addition to being a good singer. Also grinding horror kusoge in the correct season.

>>31786331
>Why her and not say, Amelia?
>She doesn’t seem to be doing anything special
She made a spectacular start and exploded in popularity really fast, thanks to legendary streams like her Musedash ones or her karaoke.
As I said, she's very charming so people tend to stick to her while they wouldn't do the same with other Holos, including Amelia. She doesn't need to do much, it's pure charisma, just like chads just exist and get to fuck women without doing anything particular (or less exaggerated, people tend to like them or gravitate towards them). Amelia is appealing but as much as Gura to the average viewer, I guess.

>>31786469
Only a few hours afterwards. She probably already had the schedule planned out, maybe even already made.

>>31786102
East KizunaAI West Gura

I'll never criticize Flare's driving ever again.
At least she's not a fucking psychopath.

>>31786331
Because meme shark. It's just what it is. Pekora by all means should be the first Holo to reach 1 mil. Everyone got there before her was carried by memes, more or less.

>>31786676
Memes carried Pekora pretty hard too.

You know I feel sorry for Gura.
She wanted to escape HER past but out of all things.. on the first day of her new life... She became a one-trick pony. Now Everyone only remembers her as the funny meme "a" shark. Most of her subscribers dont even care about her content, they just wait for the next time she says the funny thing. Its visible thy the clips where every thinking sound is subtitled by a single a.
Even during 2020 new years event, the clip they took was that.
I'm sorry Gura.

>>31786676
>Pekora didn't get carried by memes

>>31786762
Take meds.

>>31786762
all of the HERfags and people who liked her for her meme stuff will die off while actual viewers will stick, it's just a matter of time

>>31786762
Then she shouldn't have leaned into it so hard at the start. She's reaping what she sowed.

>>31786762
She'll be alright, she has a rather large fanbase that'll watch her do anything.
>>31786809
This is basically already happening with her CCV declining.

>>31786809
her >numbers will forever be tainted by it tho.

Did everyone die?

Okay. This is actually kino.
And both holos are dead.

>>31786762
Nope
Everyone loves her singing

>>31786758
>>31786766
Name me 1 Holo that should reach there before her then? She has the most watcher after all.

>>31786848
>sharknumbers
German antis, am I surprised?

>>31786676
tomokazu sugita really shill her though

>>31786848
kiara stop posting

>>31786762
A lot of people remember that, yeah, and she has a bit of an annoying fanbase, but she herself is definitely being recognized by an evergrowing fanbase that understands what she's truly about. Even if people expect that out of her, she's shown that she has range way beyond that and is slowly getting more comfortable with what she does.

I also feel bad for her, but mostly because in a weird way her "luck" is also "bad luck", and there's basically no way the pressure of being the fastest growing vtuber while doing very little herself would not fuck with a person's anxieties.

TONAKAIHOMBREEEEE
TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31786102

Nobody outside of other shitposters know who base form Gura was and most of her fans now are completely new. Shes hitting so hard because people were already checking Hololive out and Gura is checking a lot of the same boxes Korone does

>>31786861
Cope. Her singing is above average for sure, but you don't get 1.85m from just singing.

>>31786898
spoonfeeding a newfag, fuck off

>>31786953
>>31786830
I have the feeling Gura will willingly or unwillingly self-sabotage herself to ruin her numbers. I dont think she likes being the #1 in a place surrounded by people who worked harder for numbers.

>>31783827
Is it wrong if I desperately wanna have sex with Gura-chan? I'm 31 and I missed out on sex and dating in my 10s and 20s, but I feel like if it's with a girl like Gura-chan, I'd be ready for all of these things now... I wanna have a gf like her so bad...

>>31787070
Isn't she already do that?

>>31787079
Based Gura gf poster
It's not wrong to want a daughterwife like Gura

AHHH BOTAN AND PEKORA ARE PLAYING PUBG AND I DONT HAVE IT INSTALLED AHHHH

>>31787079
Ojichama...

>>31787079
you're 31 stop hoping for a GF, go get a wive

>>31786762
This post is bait

>>31787070
Who would want to be? It fucking sucks, especially if you respect those who were there before you (and she does)

ATTENTION /HLGG/
Do your fucking Japanese reps

>>31787180
>get a wife
>make a child
>"Yeah... Chad looks better and has more money... :)"
>leaves you for him, never get to see your child anymore but still have to pay for him
lmao
Never marry you fucking retard.

>>31787070
She's just gonna silently drop Hololive and ghost her fanbase just like she's done with every other job and "job" she had

>>31787079
Date women your own age, pedochama

>>31786676
>>31786898
>muh 1 million first
nutsackis still seething kek

>>31785963
>I think the processing and mixing of her Snow Halation cover was really butchered
She talked about it in the SH talk stream yesterday. She did mention it was rough melding 4 audio tracks together. Not that she did it herself mind, but its still rough.
Ambitious though.

>>31787079
based

>>31787214
Just how bad of a judge of character are you? But then, this is /jp/ so I’m sure plenty of you genuinely are that autistic.

>>31787070
>Gura does not want to be popular and feels bad because of it
god, fuck off with this tiring timeloop already

>>31787243
I don't think she can just drop it, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if she was the first EN to graduate. I still genuinely believe the rrat that she applied for HoloEN because she thought it would be a smaller audience.

Why does anya always stream at the same time as pikamee?
at least she is hitting over 1K now. Good for her. Too bad she got shit PC debuff

>>31786676
Honestly Fubuki "should be", if you are going by efforts. If you're going by entertainment sorry Friend, Korone and Pekora make sense for reaching 1m faster and Gura definitely doesn't "deserve" 1 million but, it can't be helped

She's great, I actually really like Gura, but her growth is crazy.

I miss Kwappers...

>>31787214
too bad your culture is like that anon, in my country girls are faithful and polygamy is allowed, we also allowed to beat those girl if they act like a whore

>>31787315
She definitely "can" do it. It's just in all likelihood a direct breach of her contract.

>>31787214
I don't know where do you live but it's kind of sad if you have that mindset.
At my place divorce is taboo and cheating is guaranteed to be a social outcast no matter where you go. We have 3% of divorce percentage, you probably need to move out from that shithole.

>>31786762
>Trendhoppers and newfags only remember her as the funny meme "a" shark
fixed
>Most of her subscribers dont even care about her content
again, trendhoppers

>>31787214
>get a woman, make a child
>woman leaves
>raise child yourself
>get your own daughterwife

>>31787252
KEK, subscribers don't mean shit when the top 3 Holo were all known by their memes and are bleeding live viewers

>>31787356
Based

GTA V is a great fucking game for Holos to stream. Miko, Flare and now Suisei, it really allows them to unload and do goofy shit.

>>31787366
Isn't 7% pretty good

>>31786762
i for one see her as a multi-dimensional person with real thoughts and feelings and not just some cardboard meme machine. i think most of her dedicated fans probably see her the same way i do. unfortunately i think too much of her audience are like you described. it's sad.

>Its Gura-doomposting schizo hours again
Can someone please hand out some free medicine? Threads becoming unbearable

>>31787366
the only women that watch vtubers are the ones that want to become vtubers

>>31787365
>3%
I live in the "first world", so it's fucking 45%.

>>31787324
I had a genuine struggle between riding with Pikamee or supporting this fledgling titbeast. With pain, I turned from the lolicon.

>>31787386
And yet you are still mad as fuck lol

>>31787079
You just described me perfectly...

Why is anya's bgm so good it's actually really catchy wtf

>>31787383
When woman leaves, she almost always takes the child with her.
>>31787356
Based.

>>31787386
NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
MY NUMBERS PLEASE GIVE ME A FIX OF MY NUMBERS SUPERCHAT NUMBERS LIVE VIEWERS SUBSCRIBERS
STFU YOU MISERABLE CUNTS

>>31787243
Just imagine Gura publishing her schedule later and later, with less streams every week until one week she goes completely radio-silent.
And then 1 and a half weeks later the official EN account announces her graduation but without a stream.
I don't think I'd want to be here for the threads but at the same i do

>>31787367
having a dead subs might be worse than having less subs. Makes it feel more undeserved to her than it already is.
>>31787309
If Gura wants to be popular she wouldve kept HER. There are problems with popularity that you cant avoid and she wanted to avoid when she killed HERself.
Now that she is bigger than she ever was, not to mention in a group she is a newbie in, she is feeling the pressure. I'm certain Gura is pretty depressed at this point about it.

I dont hate her nor do I wish any ill things on her. I wish she could escape HERfags already.

>>31787356
Honestly that’s kind of sad, call me an idiot or a romantic but marriage should be between two people, having more ruins it in the “if everyone’s special no one’s special vein”. I can’t imagine ever beating my someday... wife, if you have a disagreement talk it out like adults instead of going all caveman on her.

>>31787457
Whatever makes you sleep anon

>>31787386
The only thing bleeding here is your wound.

>>31787430
Come hang with us then, this thread's dogshit.
>>31783887

>>31786102
Memes, definitely. She's literally viral. People love sharks, she debuted at a real fucking HEIGHT of vtuber popularity, and she stood out as the obvious "best" of the new English branch of the most highly regarded vtuber company.

Like even Castle Superbeast was shook by HoloEN. Everyone was talking about it, and Gura, and Gura has been on fire ever since by virtue of the content cycle always pushing vtubers, and her (because of course she didn't quit, and so there's always new content).

>>31787487
Lets just be real her for a single second: You do not know SHIT about her and all you have are schizo narratives. This is the one single fact we all here can agree on.

>>31787255
It's odd, because the person who mixed her King cover and her Snow Halation cover is the same person. In Snow Halation though, the vocal is too far on the back, sounds uncompressed, lacks mid-low frequencies and clashes with upper high end of the instrumental track. Mixing four tracks together shouldn't be a difficulty at all. I wonder if there was some other aspect, such as time constraint, that ended up compromising one of the covers but not the other.

>>31787487

>>31787433

>>31787366
The way she said "it would be so amazing if it was 93% girls instead!" kinda rubbed me the wrong way
Feel like I'm not appreciated as much just cause I'm a dude

who is the most powerful holo?

>>31787429
yes its actually amazing. You have to remember that women aren't actual people, they don't have free will and they only follow interests if they see other girls following the same interest. 99% of the internet is currently a nerdy meatfest, so the global consciousness of women does not tend to manifest online. You'll find women, for the most part, only on instagram / facebook / tikok (depending on their age). The small percentage of women who watch vtubers or become vtubers are actually the few women with free will, among other hobbies. But yes, 7% is almost 5x higher than typical youtube channels.

>>31787520
ah I got the wrong thread, no wonder this one here is so full of retarded psychos and wannabe mindreaders

>>31787510
Fucking apologies to Koopa, Kana.

man the debuff from struggling to stream so early on was such a killer for anya

>>31787583
Haachama no doubt
You could make 2d chart for power rankings but would then have to turn it into a 3D cube to even begin to represent Haachama

>>31787534
Well, if you have time you should hear her talk about it. I think time might be part of the problem.

>>31787583
you posted her already, Korone is a decent contender though

>>31787435
I had read before there's a region in U.K which have less than 1% of divorce percentage because their custom.

Come watch. Whatever the fuck this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKgGobiiCPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkLInQT0DVo

>>31786898
If most watchers are most important, then what does 1 mil subs even mean in the first place? Let alone who reached it first?

>>31787583
I want to see haachama both suffer but also be happy

>>31787498
>if you have a disagreement talk it out
That's an admirable sentiment, but I take it women have never pissed you off? Have you never been in a quarrel with one? The thing about them is that they know what to say to hurt you the most.
Basically, try living with one, and you'll wish it were socially acceptable to beat the bloody pulp out of them.

>>31787679
it's more digits

>>31787543
>>31787533
you can tell me that all you want but its only normal and human for her to feel at least a little bit bad about it. What I'm saying is that you should do your best as chumbuds to make her feel deserving of her spot so her self-doubt vanishes and she can enjoy being part of hololive.

Creamy, buttery Abocabos; Shark grown with love!

>>31787679
because number make them seethe

>>31787668
I'm watching Botan, but have no idea how this mode works. All that comes to mind is the Normandy landing, with all these explosions and everybody running around and dying on the beach.

>>31787498
you never argue with them then, when woman is there to stimulate your primate instinct they can bring the best and the worst of you

>>31787701
>if she wanted to be popular, she should've kept her shitty, once a year-meme spouting self that she hated
take your meds and fuck off already

guys... my shark looks weird

>>31783827
My my my my my!

>>31786331
still to this day still people underestimate:
1.design
2.voice
3.good debut along with maintaining momentum

One day youll stop underestimating......one day

>>31787706
gura take care of your mental health, dont let anxiety override you

I love Gura but I'm pretty sure she's not having the easiest time working with a schedule.
I guess she feels forced to do it cause all other ENs do it, but maybe streaming without a schedule and just appearing randomly would suit her more

>>31787778
Afaict its just standard BR map, i.e. the zone getting smaller thing.
Probably all loot are limited to the chosen things, i.e. explosives and heals.
And blue vs. red.
Probably customized. But that should be obvious by now. Think they ditched cars too since the travesty of the first round. Hilarious as fuck though.

>>31787487
Why are teamates like this?

>>31786331
one day you will understand

>>31787498
That's why you spank anon, breaking your wife's orbital socket is fucking retarded

>>31787888
>Goes into Vhoes
>Model gets worse
Brava, mouse

>>31787433
kwapp....

>>31787943
im actually a deadbeat and truly worry for gura. I just have problems expressing it without sounding like a shizo.

>>31787913
like what JP or korone did? i dont mind though as long she is still active

>>31787410
I want to see Wildlands desu.
Nice wide open world, huge assortment of guns. And 4 player co-op.

>>31787888
Ironlung Mouse is looking cuter than usual today

>>31787913
i think having a schedule is the main thing that keeps her streaming regularly. literally the only tangible problem is when she wants to cancel something and does not say clearly that it is cancelled.

>>31787487
>having a dead subs might be worse than having less subs.
>might

not even you are confident in what you're saying

>>31787679
Because you subscribe to follow the creater? It make sense that more people watching=more subscribers by default. But then there is flooding meme subs that don't subscribe for it's intended purpose.

Oh, Subaru is playing a horror game.
Don't know why I thought it was a movie watchalong.

>>31787985
>deadbeat making a schizo numberfag post
sasuga

>>31787888
Take your filthy whore back to /trash/.

>>31787913
>but maybe streaming without a schedule and just appearing randomly would suit her more
Are we talking about the same girl that needs a schedule to not forget eating?
Or last Sunday's "rescheduling"?`

>>31787904
cute couple

>>31787995
Why is /jp/ like that? You people really are vile trash.

>Anya brainstorming memerships
arent you getting ahead of yourself???

>>31787913
>I guess
bad guess

>>31788069
I mean it's inevitable. More preparation is better than less

>>31788015
Having dead subs is worse than live subs, though its apparently fairly generous, engaging with content once a week is enough.
Not like Gura needs to worry, last the table was posted she has around 2+% viewer retention which is pretty high. Highest among holos is around 3%

>>31788112
Fuck, I meant less subs not live. But you get it.

>>31788112
The way that youtube works I wouldn't expect deadsubs to punish channels much.
It's just the default behavior because basically no one ever unsubscribes.
Or do you have any data on that?

>>31783976
you're like a 7XL asian size anon

>>31787985
>im actually a deadbeat
Then for the love of all that is Forest, stop backseat-streaming and go do ya reps and/or watch some VODs, pretty please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3foPky_iE

I heard Pekora is being bullied by her team but I don't see anything when I tuned in. What is that about?

>>31783976
I will never buy merch shirts or hoodies
They are of the lowest quality and fall apart after like 3-5 washes
plus they only come in a generic size

>Ina dropping everything on her ambiguously gendered sibling's merch
Will Kuroboshi-papa finally pay attention to her now?
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346438339658797057?s=19

>>31788180
Nah. Its just conjuncture.

>>31787888
Not hololive related, but I hear melody got into a dispute with her mocap. Is this to created by the dirtbag or is this friends coming together and pulling their resources?

>>31787701
Is it also normal to drop 2 separate 100k+ subscriber channels with no notice? She’s anything but normal when it comes to success. But onto the more pressing question:
Whatever happened to the ‘SHAhahark’ shit she used to say, haven't heard her do it in like 2 months

Has anyone here bought Miko’s vn?

>>31788488
I don't think the debacle between Melody and her papa wasn't a direct cause, but it's probably easier to deal with that kind of bullshit as a company. More likely it's the latter, spurred on by Melody's twitch ban and the platform in general getting shittier by the day

>>31788508
That was going to be her laugh originally but she and her chat decided it sounded stupid as fuck so she dropped it

>>31783976
>fanbase is 90% smelly male otaku
>release merch thats flowery and girly
Every time.

>>31787366
Peko probably has one of the better ratios in JP. She doesn't really do any content that would scare off female fans.
I'd love to see EN's numbers. I feel like Ame could potentially be sub-90%

>>31787690
If your gf/wife pisses you off enough that you want to get violent you either chose a shitty partner, or have shitty anger management skills, I've been married for 8 years and have had hundreds of heated quarrels with my wife, and not once have I felt the urge to get violent

>>31788580
Otaku oji-san eat that stuff up.

>>31787913
She does need a schedule but with less restriction or less fixed plan.
I would love to see her just set a fixed date to stream and worry about content later rather than fixed content at specific date.

>>31788641
ok redditor
giving women a few love taps regularly keeps them calm
they come to appreciate it too after a while
don't target the face though

Ungrateful Holos
Gura
Mori

Grateful Holos
Ame
Kiara

Holos that are just happy to be there
Ina

>>31788705
What’s the difference between grateful and just happy to be there?

>>31788641
Fuck OFF reddit

>>31788705
Move Mori to grateful and this is true.

>>31788736
I assume he differentiates based on financial situation before joining.
Which is somewhat stupid

>>31788736
Doesn't care about numbers at all, just being present is enough

>>31788705
>Gura
repeating it over and over won't convince people who actually watch her streams

>>31788580
Have you never seen Love Live otaku before? They have no qualms with covering themselves in flowery pins and shit from the series

>>31788801
Well obviously shes got you under her spell.

>>31788641
Based if true
Stop giving me hope though

>>31787356
Based

>>31787583
most physically strong holo (apart from the men) is probably botan.

>>31788902
Mate, Botan is just your average thin female. How is she strong? She also looks deceivingly tall, but she's pretty short.

>>31787487
if you're gonna falseflag this obviously you should have just posted with a watame avatar

>>31788641
Its an intelligence thing. Some women/men are so stupid the moment someone disagrees with them they get heated immediately.

Source: My family members are fucking morons and they pull this shit all the time. "Walking on eggshells" is a very relevant expression.

>>31788641
>married
get out of /jp/

>>31788924
Good work, Anon!

If you don't want to discipline Gura for being such an eromesugaki then you're not a true chumbud
REAL fans would mating press her to teach her a lesson about teasing ojisans

1) Pick a holo

2) Song you want them to sing

Go.

>>31788902
In character/lorewise? Ok I guess, but if we're talking irl/roommate then it's obviously Korone

>>31788974
Not mine, one of the EN drawfags on Twitter is dipping his toes into 3D modeling with that Ame

Why is Gura constantly numberfagging?

>>31788954
Why should he?

>>31789020
The only fagging Gura is doing is with Ame on Discord.

>>31788902
It's Aki or Coco.

>people think any of the holo girls come here
What is the name for this delusion?

>>31788981
Gura
Stand By Me (Ben E. King)

>>31788985
grip strength isn't necessarily overall strength

>>31788902
Hololive 3D wrestling tournament when?

>>31789063
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1297133329062363139

>>31788981
Mori
Everlong

>>31789129
Ok sorry
>people think any of the holo girls (besides Risu who is based and redpilled) come here
What is the name for this delusion?

>>31789063
Realism

>>31788924
Getting Sid from Toy Story vibes.

>>31788981
Polka, Bassline Yatteru. She has that voice that goes really well for denpa songs.

This is the slowest I've seen this thread

>>31789129
What forces people to lie like this?

i'm glad that gura ignored the numberfag retards and blew off the pointless "one million stream". find something else to obsess over.

>>31789217
Because there's 2 threads at the moment fagget

>>31789258
fake thread is gone now

>>31789236
I'm the only nice person in this board.

What are you looking forward to, teammates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BndRzZXEPs4&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BndRzZXEPs4&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BndRzZXEPs4&feature=youtu.be
Starting ... in 2 minutes!

>>31789281
There's still thirty other fake hololive threads that should be deleted too.

>>31789264
top fucking kek

>>31788641
>I treat muh wife with respect
Yeah she's definitely getting some on the side.

>>31789300
please, by all means, fetch us a mod, we've been waiting for weeks

>>31789020
This is actually true but with reverse psychology.
She actually stressed out instead being happy with her high number..

>>31789298
Fuck yeah, time to masturbate to Reine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmO_Ht7edGw
Minecraft ASMR?

Not all that happy about using this fake thread, but recycling is good for the board.

>>31789295
everything I guess
well maybe not journey (boring) and the collab with Mori cause fuck Mori

Jesas, people still made new threads despite knowing this one was floating

>>31789298
so it begins

>>31789298
What time is it in Indonesia right now? What the fuck?

>>31789324
anti-/u/ schizos are THAT crazy

>>31789295
Everything, but birthday and outer wilds most of all

>>31784055
It's starting to hurt
>>31789155

t. day1 membershrimp

>>31789310
I would if I could anon, I would if I could...
Where are you, sharkmeido... In our time of need, you do this...

ah, naruhodo

>>31789295
everything save outer wilds and supa sunday

God damn, Ayame messing up the lyrics but the giggles. Blessed.

>>31789339
Good the less people the better. More Gura for me.

>>31789323
Fuck you too, I guess

>>31789326
22:00, it's GMT+7, also everything in Reine's schedules is GMT+7

>>31789295
What's MK8?

>>31789351
>>31789295
Supa sundays are comfy.

>>31789326
Like 10 pm. at least for western indonesia, which is what they post all their schedules in

>>31789295
All of it, looking forward to seeing Outer Wilds finished, and her reaction

>>31789324
Told you there's some dedicated Gurame antis right now. Wait for SEA to go to bed I guess.

>>31788953
>that reference
Hey, I'd like it too.

>>31789236
Now go to their account and tell us their location.

>>31788953
She was fucking here, she is a master baiter of the highest order she is fucking with us, you can't make this shit up my nig

>>31789370
Do you even watch Hololive?

>>31789368
It's 10pm for them.

>>31789351
>he doesnt like the comfy streams
ngmi

>>31783909
I love her as well

>>31789370
mortal kombat 8, ame is a huge fgc fan

>>31789364
she doesnt even stream
Ame has more than 30 member posts on YT, Ina too and uploads valuable content

>>31789344
Haishin yotei just means planned stream.

>>31789339
i laughed a little

>>31789370
Mansion King 8

>>31789390
Astounding how many people haven't caught that

Is this the thread now?

I miss sharkmeido, this threadfaggotry is annoying.

>>31789410
Are you EN only? Going days without streaming is regular for the JPs.

>>31789370
Mortal /K/ombat

>>31789396
>every screenshot people post on /hlgg/ is real
Anonchama...

>>31789391
>did not delete australia or at least rename it new south taiwan
What the fuck?

>>31789326
I think some time in the evening I think, that's what Reine said during the cereal stream at least

I hate that I enjoy Ayame's voice and her singing
She doesn't deserve to have such a nice voice and cute laugh... damn skank