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This was posted first.Also Botan is cute.
Aya
Day 49 without Gura There is a strong ringing in my ears. I can't recall the sound of her voice.
this one
Lamy is on right now
This is now a designated Unity Zone, please abide by the Unity manifesto.
This one was first
They are lovers
I LOVE MY MORIRIN!PLEASE LOCK YOUR THIGHS AROUND MY HEAD, THANK YOU!
>the other is an off-topic OPYou guys should know which to choose by now.
Shining example of HEALTH and FERTILITY
Hey, kaigainiki!Gura isn't funny.
Finally managed to get a good sleep now that there's no Ame stream I had to wake up for....Now what the fuck do I do with my day?
How did the KoroMiko AWO collab go? Uni has started again so my reps time is limited.
>>31768204The mamiloni...
you cashin' in?
https://youtu.be/E7CRmvzB7l4?t=2411Gura is funny and witty.
So I just finished work how was Ina's Lobot stream? Did Haachama have a yab earlier today?
so did gura just quit hololive?
>>31768205>*blocks your translation*
>Meido nukes the thread that was made 2 hours agoSasuga
>>31768220It was fantastic, worth watching if you have 2hrs spare
Gura needs saving
>>31768204
>>31768204>>31768223Ah, the mamaloni!
>>31768091 (Cross-thread)Wasn't zombie supposed to be the mukbang one?
What to watch? I'm fucking bored.
Reminder: anons who still complain about Gura forgetting her stream yesterday never watch her anyway and just want to keep stirring shit. Chumbuds have all gotten over it already.
I will not Ghostling. I will hold fast. In my hour of perseverance I will be rewarded. I am more than my desires. I am more than my primal lust. I love my Moririn.
>>31768217Play games you don't like
I am INDIFFERENT towards Ina!
I love Ina!>>31768187I can't wait for more fanart. These are very cute.
>>31768220shrieking at penis / 10
wtf, I love meidos now?!?!?
>>31768232It should've been nuked 2 hours ago.
https://files.catbox.moe/flb46n.mp3
>>31768243I love Ina too.
>>31768211I want to breed Amelia Watson.
>>31768237Reine is more popular, so she's doing the good streams
Don't worry Gura is suffering from sleep paralysis again especially after all those ring fit stream.
>>31768217tell me I'm cute and funny
Chickin?
>>31768096 Tsukihime remake is coming later this year, so I'm gonna hold out a bit longer.
>>31768227Screaming isn't funny
If gura got beat saber would she be able to play music with permission?
Will Ame do a Kung Fu Panda 2 watchalong?
>>31768236you know the mamaloni?
>>31768161owo
REMINDER
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>>31768202They are even bigger lovers!
A reminder!>"Amelia is like sunshine to me" >"Bubbly" gives Gura immense Ame vibes.>"I'm the type of person who, if I like you I will tease you.">They constantly tease each other>Occasional subtle flirts on collabs>Ame sang a song for Gura right as she was watching, Gura said she felt very special during that time.>Gura's last words of 2020 was "Amelia Stinks!". She really can't stop thinking about her huh?>Gura occasionally gushes over Ame, and has said that she cares about her a LOT.They are lovers.
Keep making flat jokes and this will be your schedule.
>>31768211Fertile, young and smug
>>31768204I can't wait for my boy to try and whisper into my ears and get flustered!
>>31768272The lewd one?
>>31768242Same except I refuse to stop lusting for my Mori and I want to impregnate her.
>>31768219Dangerously cute. I wonder how long Ina intends to play this
>>31768210>off-topic OPOther thread was pretty aya
Yagoo gets a simple live2d avatar and starts doing a weekly 1hr stream where he talks about how the company is doing and whats going on in the industry and techspace.would you watch it?
>>31768279NO, NOT AGAIN
>>31768243i want to suck on her cute little fang.
>>31768240i feel you shouldn't have to post this reminder but unfortunately I think you kinda do
>>31768270Let's hope not
You guys said she avoids twitch cultureYou guys said she commits to hololiveAnd what's with this softdoxx and twitchlingos?
Bloop needs more love
>>31768204I wonder how she reacted to seeing this posted on her twitter...
>>31768202This is true.
>>31768243I bet Ina's asshole smells like crablegs
All your whores are unfunny and cringe anyways so why bother arguing when they're all equally shit?
Are Lamy and Sora cuter for those that did their JP reps? I cant understand much but I still think they're cute, especially Sora after her English streams.
>>31768220If you don't have much time to spare then AT LEAST watch the first 30 minutes, there's an obsolutely hilarious part that you can't miss.
>>31768255
>>31768279Hunter x Hunter bros... maybe 2021 will be our year...
>>31768243I love Ina!
>>31768262Chikin!
>>31768239Looks like it's Lamy time
>>31768211AHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO HAVE 9 CHILDREN WITH AMELIA WATSON AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lads I feel bad for the takobros that keep trying to ship inameit's so obvious ame and gura are on better terms, but takos are super chill and I wish their oshi wasn't left out like this
>>31768277BASED OF BASED
>>31768035The game barely has anything to do with it, the kino bits are the interactions between the people collabing. Somehow the game really seems to draw out good moments.
>>31768304>"Nice."
>>31768310True unity
>>31768243WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE REAL INAPOSTER
>>31768289Yes but make it more like 30 minutes
>>31768305Jesas
>>31768289I rather watch him bike around the city with a go-pro on his head
>>31768134salman
>>31768265The humor in that clip isn't from screaming.
I want to rest my head in Mori's lap while she massages my ears and whispers me to sleep!
>>31768297Sorry, that was a manufacturing incident. We have fixed that on 2.0
>>31768239Watch this fat cat
>>31768270Its not the greatest movie ever made like that guy suggests, but it IS good as fuck, and way better than the first (which is just okay)I hope she does
>>31768243An anon without based judgement?! I-impossible!
http://poal.me/o53f26http://poal.me/o53f26http://poal.me/o53f26
>>31768305based
>>31768204>fluffy handcuffs>protruding nipplesthis is softcore porn
>>31768285I want Mori to impregnate me....
>>31768347Kill yourself.
>>31768289why would he need a live2d? make it formal, he doesn't need to pander to r*ddit
>>31768240I like shitposting about my suffering but I suppose I'll stop for this thread. Enjoy your stream deadbeats.
>>31768310Based hateunity poster
>>317682397 minutes for Reaper ASMR. Lamy's streaming MC right now. Reine is streaming in an hour. Miko and Korone's A Way Out stream is a must watch, if you didn't see it earlier.
>>31768302ogey
>>31768302Twitch lingo? Where I just see some ironic owo crinch and a random pokemon noise
>>31768278>Teamates are my JOI and I'm the GoslingAmelia H. Watson, January 2021
>>31768342Based
>>31768305Red truth.
>>31768262>Be KiaraMelia fag>No Amelia Stream>No Chimkin StreamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31768348Finally a good post
>>31768289No. It's only funny if he tries to be an idol.
>>31768278Okay, but when's the ukulele offcollab? I don't have all year.
>>31768243Well I LOVE Ina!
Gura: abandons her fansAmelia: relapses into twitchMori: exists 2021 will be better they said
>>31768279kek
Hey guys please post funny clips of your oshi so I can 'nuh uh that isn't funny' over and over with no actual argument. This will lead me to getting a lot of (You)s and feed my ego. Thanks.
>>31768278Sorry but they got bored of eachother after the Minecraft collab
>>31768327Don't worry, when EN gen 2 comes out she'll probably get a cute kouhai to pair her with. Ecchi na onee-san Ina isn't such a bad thought, yeah?
>>31768278
>>31768228It was pretty fun although I think half of that was the thread. I like LobCorp but the early game is pretty slow until you get a certain critical mass of abnormalities.As for Haachama I dunno. I haven't heard anything specific.
>>31768353I want to make softcore pornography with Mori!
>>31768351I only listen to fake asmr where girls pretend to be my yandere gf
>>31768353Yes, and?
>>31768302everyone hated aya, so she's trying to force it. she loves pissing chat off. its a very endearing trait.
>>31768305hot
>>31768286She plans on beating it, so she says.
>>31768278More like Gura is obsessed and Ame is starting to put distance between two of them
>>31768278But /u/schizo we are beating Gura now, she loves us enough to use her as a gf as an excuse to watch her streams, she wants a JOI version of herself to be made one day, she allows us to marry a cardboard cutout of her, she has told us she loves us and has given multiple kisses. Gura is losing don't you understand?
>>31768279based Gura
>>31768305>disinterested sexhot
>>31768380Ina.......Kiara.....
>>31768380Don't forget new COVID strain and the vaccine distribution shitshow.
>>31768302aya =/= ayaya. I don't know why you faggots keep bringing it up. The tic is lame, but it's not twitch. owo is just cringe, its not a soft dox. Thats like saying mori softdoxxed by playing doom.
>>31768240Based.
>needs several days to set up a fucking pcOI HURRY UP WOMAN WHATS TAKING SO LONG
>>31768235YES!!!
>>31768302You're the faggot going into a frenzy over this, don't pretend to concernfag over doxx nigga.
>>31768243Inaposter come back, please, I miss you
>>31768262I practiced slither puyo!
>>31768310Because Gura is the least funny out of them all.
>>31768384how about we speed up the process and give a (You) on the house?
>>31768342BASED
>>31768384ogey https://youtu.be/35cmGkZYWAE
>>31768240Based
>>31768305Sorry Guramebros, but Iname art is so much hotter
>>31768303
ASMRbros, do you think Mori will actually be good at this kind of thing?
>>31768305the violence of this thrust is very arousing
Every fucking monday with you fucks holy fuck I could set my goddamn watch to it why do you autistic shits live on a fucking schedule
>>31768327I only see them brought up in contrast to gurame posters. The only true iname fags here post pictures about them or draw them together.
>>31768347nogive it backshe still looks cute
>>31768310If everything is shit then nothing is good. That means that everything must be good yeah?
>>31768398The bigger brain play to stop her saying Aya would have been overusing it in every message during that Superchat stream, she can't help but be contrarian
>>31768327She has Nene and Enma, she seems to be the closest to Enma out of everyone tho and I like the idol manager relationship
>>31768235This artist fucks
>>31768384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4m1HVbkBU
>>31768243Too bad anon, because I Love Ina!
>>31768278Sorry Ame is taken by Teamates
>>31768440I do. She has an ear for sounds and music and has shown serious sensitivity to asmr triggers before. Couldn't be more excited.
>>31768370>Teamates are my JOIGross.
>>31768411>owo is just cringeYou might even call it aya
>>31768204I like how the cuffs are Kiara color
>>31768450Im just going to ask if she can make sure people dont fucking spam it in chat
>>31768440nope lmao
Surprised I dont see this posted here
>>31768372Ganbate anon...Ame will stream tomorrow and Kiara...
>>31768228The Haachama stream was an unarchived 20 min lotion ASMR stream after her manager called off the RFA stream. It was pretty bad tbdesu.
can you believe kiara said this? https://files.catbox.moe/uqunq5.mp4
>>31768440God fucking no, she can't even manage to set up a microphone on her own, but it should be a neat experience to see her learn in real time.
time for AScuffMR
>>31768440She's been talking with Noel so she'll probably be quite a pro
Can't wait for Mori to start her ASMR stream with the usual loud remix!
>>31768302Nobody made that connection until you did.
>>31768302She just has good taste in 2hus.
How was Ina's LobCorp stream earlier? Saw it lasted almost 3 hours so I assumed she had fun? Still going through the archives atm.Btw, regarding its memory leak, there is a mod for that which supposedly works. Or someone discovered its actually due to the game loading in sound assets and not properly unloading it, playing the game silent it doesn't leak, not useful early game, but when its a cacophony late game it'll help. Though it'll slow to a crawl if shit actually hits the fan anyway.
>>31768404>Gura is an Ame gosling>Therefore all of those things apply to Gura as well>Except she also gets to interact with Ame directly on a personal level on top of thatThe battle was over before it began.
>>31768211Top comment here thinks she said that because of THAT animation. Is it true? That's pretty damn lewd of her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28y9EQrYu7E
>>31768134I LOAD UP YOUTUBE >WHAT LOOKING FOR SOME HOLO EN>WHAT SEE NOTHING>WHATTHERE'S NO HOLO EN >WHAT THERE'S NO KIARA>WHATNO GURA>WHATNO SALMAN>WHATNO INA>WHATNO WATSON>WHATSO STONE COLD IS GONNA BECOME HOLO EN >WHATIF YOU WAMT STONE COLD TO BECOME HOLOMYTH GIVE ME A HELL YEAH>HELL YEAH AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>>31768432Not him, but that ones not funny. It's just hot.
>>31768440No, but the fact that she's trying is pretty cute.
>>31768305uncensored link?
>>31768481She wouldn't...
HoloEN 2 will be "HOLOTropes"Each vtuber will be a famous trope character.
>>31768440No but I know what Polka will be doing today that’s for sure
>>31768372>KiaraMeliayou sure like lots of streams huh
>>31768380As a swordfag, my 2021 had a GREAT start.Now just waiting for the next story chapter so I can swordfag even harder during Anya streams.
>>31768413Copying and pasting 1TB of games and BL is hard because she has to sign into her old account for every folder, pls andastand
Almost Mori time, I'm so happy. This is totally not weird.
>>31768446She still looks cute without the flaps too
>>31768472You mean the ASMR was bad? Low quality? What was the reason the RFA got cancelled?
>>31768471Do your archive rep you retard
>>31768418>missing a ritualposterleave
>>31768472>It was pretty badI don't know which era I'm in anymore to be unable to tell what this means.
>>31768479Volume down. Mori doesn't know what the fuck she doing and may blast out ears off at the start.
>>31768481I'm not turning off loudness equalization until after the intro, but thanks for the reminder,
>>31768480>She's been talking with Noelsource: my ass
Should I play Lobotomy Corp? Thinkin' bout that OST still..
>>31768479I will be disappointing if there's a lack of scuff and/or shitposts throughout this stream.
>>31768372You don't know my painBut I will be watching Mori anyway
>>31768440Yes. She's the kind of girl that thinks sexy things aren't for her until she meets a fat older guy who tells her what to do and discovers that she gets off on that.She'll be awkward at first but once chat starts telling her what to do she'll settle into a natural rhythm and obviously enjoy it way more than she should.
>>31768305this one
>>31748470>>31748473>>31748797A-anons? Its not happening is it? Her love feels like pain..
>>31768499like the black person who dies first?
>>31768497Surehttps://files.catbox.moe/3ucdq0.jpeg
>>31768498betting my internet bragging rights she will
>>31768502Everyone had a great start, and now here we are.
>>31768450>The bigger brain play to stop her saying Aya would have been overusing it in every message during that Superchat stream, she can't help but be contrarianMine is to use aya whenever she screws up or does something dumb? "You missed the head shot? That's pretty aya." "you forgot the thumbnail? what an aya move"
>>31768440I'm expecting the worst asmr experience full of yabe.
>>31768475why do people keep posting fake videos? for (you)s?here's what REALLY happenedhttps://streamable.com/632j0d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al5NBxSRKjULook at him go!
>>31768531Same here
>>31768512>>31768517Haachama squishes lotion into your ears while also crackling the microphone for 20 minutes
>>31768440Hell no. I hope she just mostly talks softly
>>31768523Trust me bro
>>31768372How the fuck do you keep up when both of them stream?
>>31768453This is a trick by KFP jannies to get more views for Kiara as she ordered. I'm on to you KFP bastards.
>>31768499HoloEN2 will be a legend
>>31768481haha.. yea.. but with the stock sword clanging transition.
>>31768380sounds pretty good to me, buddy
>>31768243WELL I LOVE INA!
>>31768211>>31768255>>31768324Way ahead of you https://files.catbox.moe/m4539t.webm
>>31768412These chad pics always weird me out because they look like younger version of my step dad. Maybe with not with such a cartoony chin, but very close. The ones with barracudas are even weirder because he's a fisherman.
>>31768558Please stream, Goorah
>2hrs have passed with Lamys-sugoi
>>31768494>Malefuck off to Holostars, Austin.
Why is S****o**'s Twitch back up?
>>31768531>Kiara membershipI feel like I need to tell you that you're a fucking good man. Thank you for supporting the bird.
>>31768523t. doesn't watch
>>31768398All this talk about "aya" this and "ayaya" that overshadows how good Kiniro Mosaic was. One of the best CGDCT that I've ever seen.
>>31768518I love all the risual posters who profess their Oshi love!
>>31768494HELL YEAHMori is going live soon, Mr. Austin. Please wait warmly.
>>31768545Love and pain are the same thing. You must understand this.
>>31768240Except this isn't true, but if it makes you feel better then sure.
>>31768422I disagree.
>>31768512Manager told her no to whatever crazy shit she was going to do with the RFA stream now that she's living in Japan again.
>>31768555Dammit Usagi, that's cute..
>>31768490Ame said she was gosling for Teamates Joi
>>31768440I think it'll be an awkward mess, but that's why I love that dork. I do think she'll give it a good effort.
>>31768305HOLY FUCK
>>31768528you'll be disappointing anyway anon :}
>>31768583I don't recall it ever being removed unlike her Twitter and by extension her curiouscato7
>>31768440Incredibly awkward and massive amount of fumbling. I will cherish every second.
>>31768372Hang in there fellow KFPmate
>>31768602That sucks. I wonder why it matters now that she's back in Japan?
>>31768512>>31768517Low quality. No one knows why her manager cancelled the RFA stream, but it's probably whatever the lotion was supposed to be used for.
>>31768454W-Where can I get Ina balls?
>>31768305>>31768547https://streamable.com/mt99x0
>>31768583What are you for real? Shit... Is this the other work she meant now?
>>31768510of course she doesshe would also look cute without the knife ears
>>31768574I was expecting this to be that porn one with the slapping sounds
no remix, good start
Based and aya pilled
>>31768591I love Polka!
>>31768440no but she's trying. else why would you buy something like pic related
>>31768554based lower your expectations anon
The Adam Sandler emote is gone
>>31768581Stone cold is gonna become the mythical third gender.
>>31768243Inadifferent
My boys gonna get weird
I can't contain my hype over finding out what the merch is.
>>31768499HoloEN2 are going to based off of wild animals except for one who will just be a cute girl in an explorers hat.
>>31768493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_(mythology)
>>31768545Before she can love you correctly, she has to break you down.
>>31768616It's one of N****'s recommended channels
>>31768612Fucking autocorrect goddammit.
I've not fapped in a week. I hope Mori's ASMR is.good because I really need to cum. I keep having these borderline wet dreams involving my mother and it's starting to get really fucking weird.
>>31768488>it's actually a dog whistle to /jp/ and Aya's famous Ayayaya catchphrase that predates Twitch shit by years and years>people in these threads are tourists so they don't realize it and just think it's from Twitch
>>317686255ch stalkers presumably
>>31768204>those nipplesI can't wait for the finished picture
>>31768626I'm picturing an image of her manager finding out last minute what her RFA stream was going to be and just scrambling to shut it down.
>>31768614That is cute as fuck.
>>31768574but that's me
Anyone got the source for that pic of Ina raping Haachama with her tentacles?
>>31768583>>31768630>still exists with no contentThat's how it's been for months, retards.
>>31768625She killed her manager in Australia and went rogue.
>>31768545No love without pain anon.
>>31768639She said it wasn't a head like that. I doubt it was a super expensive one.
>Wonder what that weird noise is in the background>It's Mori's BGM>Mfw realized the last time I caught a Mori stream live was the first few streams after debutHoly shit
>>31768625Well, she never said that it actually was related to that, we just are shitposting because normally there's no controlling her.
>>31768499waiting on my femme fatale chuuba
>>31768651I don't recall it ever being removed, just the VODs and clips
>>31768646god what id do for a penguin girl
>>31768305Oh yeah that's the stuff
>>31768490Give up Ame said she was a gosling for us and said she was fertile, she wants babies something Gura will never give her. Sorry GuraAme schizo Ame is straight as a ruler with us
>>31768588Where was that? Noel's stream?
>>31768644wouldn't have it any other way
>>31768305God that's hot
>>31768644Its only weird if you make it weird :}
>>31768590S1 was elder god tier, I found S2 to be disappointing.
>>31768545It's okay, anon. There's always tomorrow.
>>31768599Then who do you think is the least funny EN?
>>31768614Adorable
>>31768591I love Reine!
So is Ame going to do a call in stream for her birthday like most of the JP girls do? There's not many people who could really call in other than the other EN girls and maybe Haachama.
>>31768278>They constantly tease each other>Ame sang a song for Gura right as she was watching, Gura said she felt very special Ame does that to teamates all the time, actually she shows us every song she writes before hand, and she teases us a lot. Sorry, Gura, you have to accept it, Ame is straight, she find lesbianism gross! She was having fun with you, but you got too serious, your love for her is one-sided. Teamates won, you lost.
>>31768644Mori is always weird
>>31768670It's the monthly LARPing Ame's antis do, heed it no mind.
>>31768353Yeah, Mori deserves hardcore only
>>31768440Patra level asmr
>>31768658Nigga this isn't going to be Rushia/Noel tier ASMR unless you just like fapping to bubble wrap.
My only genuine hope for this stream is that she tries the hair brushing ASMR she did in her 'fake' ASMR stream again, that shit was weirdly soothing and I'm not much of an ASMR guy.
Mori.....
>>31768705im sure ID would
>watching ina's lobcorp>she's actually reading the manualFucking love my princess.
>>31768440She's gonna be cutesy and awkward and open up bit of herself but chat will make it weird as usual
>>31768562I've only had 3 hours of sleep in between now and Ame's Satuday stream start. Had work today so no time for sleep, but I also need to catch up on a bunch of ID and JP vods, so probably take an hour nap tonight, too.
>>31768629why does she sound like a nigger?
>>31768513I'm pretty sure a public posted schedule doesn't need gatekeeping
>>31768571I WANT TO LICK THAT TUMMY
>startingGoodnight deadbeats
>>31768679Need an edit of this with Ollie and it saying "Please don't say that"
>>31768660I can't believe Haachama had to flee her home country of Australia just to get away from stalkers and they followed her all the way to Japan.
>>31768471Every time I see MK8 on a schedule, my brain jumps to Mortal Kombat before I realize it's Mario Kart.
>>31768645t-shirts, what else? I doubt cover would have made anything more than that. Maybe a voice pack too
>>31768705treerrat
>>31768668Talking about this? https://skeb.jp/@cometub/works/6The blonde girl is just a generic girl.
You can't stall forever moririn
>>31768642Hideyoshi already has that covered.
mori...
>Now ASMR'ingWe're off to a good start for the cringekino.
>>31768549apologize.
>isn't using the KU clipartawesome she isn't a retard
>>31768489She had a lot of fun with it but the first forty minutes or so was her going through the tutorial. She also reads basically everything and did voices for all the characters and is also prone to restarting the day if somebody dies. However she wanted to play the game since pre-debut and finally managed to and plans to complete it so she can also play the sequel. Some people were lost at first but overall it was really comfy and interesting to those who understood what was going on -- Ina loved it a lot too.
I wanna punch darkenopsia right in his face
i'm gonna cum the second she makes a noise this silencI CAME
This ASMR is so good I can't even hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e49Yh0rgIMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e49Yh0rgIMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e49Yh0rgIMget in here!
Be relaxed but wary deadbeats, your boy will probably do something loud by accident at least once
I'M CRINGING IN ADVANCE
>>31768591>I love all the risual posters who waste image slots for meaningless love confessionsdon't be part of the problem
>>31768705>Is Ame going to try to guilt people into coming to praise her on streamUnlikely, she isnt birb.
>>31768681It wasn't up there a few weeks ago. He only recently readded her profile to his recommended streamers.
ITS ALREADY SCUFFED
Guh directly into the microphone and blow my fucking eardrums out, Mori.
>>31768134SOME CONTENT FINNER BASED
>Ina killed EnMa>EnMa has a gun
That raspy voice is good.
>>31768305>gurame THEY ARE LOVERS HERE IS MY WALL OF TEXT EXPLAINING WHY>Iname Check out this hot as fuck art
I love Calli's eye tracking!
mori i dont know what that voice is but my dick is rock hard
>>31768719we have the best oshi, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>31768604>>31768685Just you wait, I'll have 100 timestamps ready for you by the end of the week. You're gonna regret this...
>>31768685I want to put babies in both Gura and Amelia while encouraging their lesbian love with each other. I will satiate their carnal dicklust so that their love can ascend to a purer, higher plane. Also FFM relationships are the best
My boy's voice is so fucking deep...
>>31768758You act is if image slots matter
is this even binaural, did she fuck it up
>>31768706>she find lesbianism grossshe reads yuri
I don't watch Mori streams, i just want to jerk off, is there a chance she'll blow my fucking eardrums out suddenly?
Holy shit this mic is good. Mori just softly talk for an hour please. Fuck random ASMR noises.
>>31768711That'll take some practice.
>no loud ass scythe transitionI'm somewhat bummed out
I imagine this is what having sex with Mori is probably like
>>31768220I cum on dog she hiss at penis.
Oh boy, here we go.>ASMR'ing nowHeh.
MORIRIN MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT MIC SETUP BUT SHE'S BEING CUTE AS FUCK RN
>>31768747I kneel
>that moan
>>31768545Don't expect anything today or tomorrow unless you want to be hurt. She doesn't consider yesterday a day off because she originally had something scheduled there, so she's still taking Monday and Tuesday off as usual.
this bitch is retarded
it's not set up correctly, is it?
This is one shitty ASMR mic
this audio isn't even binaural is it?
>>31768719>princess
>That moan
This doesn't sound like an asmr mic
>10k people watching ASMRGod damn
>>31768305
I never came to a stream before, but today...
>>31768793>never ever
>>31768807Nope.
sounds like shit
You act as if it wouldn't be like the outher ones
>>31768785it's only a matter of time
did she fuck up setting this up? 3Dios and the time usually aren't this shit
>middle graderwhat did mori mean by this?
Someone check up on Polka and Suisei
BURGER KING FOOT BURGER
so does the mic sound like shit or is it just me
Mori's cute breathy voice... I'm not gonna make it...
it sounds like she didn't fucking plug in the mic or something
>>31768771Its like she saw a boy she wanted to play basketball with
>>31768805Yep.
>audio quality is shit>not even binauralwow, nice ASMR stream deadsharts.
>>31768727Holy fuck someone actually drew her in Testament's clothes? based
>>31768499I want a yandere vtuber who will doxx me if I'm found in the chat of another girl!
>noise cancelation>mono af>no basswth
>didnt even bother asking for help setting things upfucking IDIOT
>>31768785yes
Moririn....
>>31768813scuffed ASMR too
>>31768726that's not gatekeeping, tranny.
>>31768841GOOD.
>>31768220Still watching it myself, but it was pretty great. Saw some chat messages say that the characters should've been swapped for the girls, but it's fun in its own way.
This is less ASMR than her normal mic.
Mori's raspy voice is so goddamn hot. This dork makes me so horny.
>>31768758>>31768591>risual posterswe need more of those.
>>31768809Autocorrect. Gomen...
Most of the energy you get from eating an Abocabo comes from Monounsaturated fats!
directions aren't fucking working
>>31768841Change the filename next time
>>3176878599% chance.
>>31768785if she uses her transition screen yes
>>31768842Not the only one either
So it's okay for Mori, Ina, and Kiara to continue there other lives but Gura can't?
>>31768850>someone offered her help>she finally learned how to say NO
she needs to talk to noel or polka.
>>317687832d > 3d
For some reason i cant feel comfortable with this ASMR with Callis nigger vocabulary
>>31768134I hope she farts in both ears
Mroi.,..aw.
Ah yes, this is the scuff I live for.
>>31768869I'm not sure why you're surprised by this.
>its not in stereo? Are you sure?>Just taps the glass louder
>>31768793To hell with that, I want her to get loud as fuck and say "please sir" in that distressed voice she has.
Mori can you please do some prep for once?
>>31768841Fuck of falsefagger
Things are going about as expected
>>31768828you know what she meant by that
>>31768861
>>31768850She did, amelia helped her.
I love mori aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>31768866call me when we have ayunda posters
>technical difficulties
>>31768881Literally no one is saying she can't if she wants to?
>>31768850>>31768480RRATS BTFO
>>31768866t. Risu
This sounds awful. I CAN'T COOM TO THIS!!
>>31768841where's the chicken's stream? lmao
>baguettesCan't wait for breadcrumbs in my virtual ear.
>>31768758Gonna cry?
This is my first ASMR and I don't know how to feel about this
>>31768887based and brappilled
Mori made the audio come from the center because she's mimicking what it's like schizos hear her voice in their heads
>Didn't even try the mic beforehandGood thing she's full time now so she has time to prep
>>31768471>clubhouse 51 with MoriAre they going to play chess??
Jesus Mori that gave me a heart attack
>snapIt begins.
Deadbraps... I laugh at your existence.
Well, I was a fan of Mori's Roommate and Mori Calliope, but I have a burning hate for ASMR and people who pander or listen to it, so I'm done with her. I'll just support everyone equally now that deserves it.Which is everyone in Hololive except Kiara and Calli.
>>31768884But...Gura is 2d...
*Ting ting ting*GENTLEMAN. THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I.
>>31768305 B...based
now it's right ear only
Here we go
OH SHIT SHE DID IT
Mori your prep work......
finally?
holy shiiit I'm gonna actually cum we're in stereo boysss
ITS LIKE IM REALLY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
She made it worse.
>>31768841shut up Tenchou, or I will bring the wrath of HoloEN curse upon you
Finally she figured it out..
>>31768882kek
You guys better turn your sound down while she fixes this thing. I have a bad feeling she's going to blow out my eardrums with feedback somehow.
>>31768898
How's the ASMR stream?
still fucked
>cr1tcal's toilet is streamingGuess i'll head to sleep
>>31768881most of jp continue their other livesdo your reps
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My left ear is lonely.
>>31768883clownfags please stop trying to get your oshi to talk to mine through increasingly convoluted methods and reasons
HELP THERES A WIGGER IN MY RIGHT EAR AHHHHHHHHH
>>31768925Wrong thread.
Will the left side work!?
>>31768695Huh I had the opposite experience. S1 was good but S2 was legendary for me.
>>31768917Mori hinted maybe, but I fucking hope not.
Right ear only.
>Left ear totally dead
>>31768904>It's been 0 days
now its actually mono..?
>>31768785the chance of a novice fucking up live are about 99.99999%
>>31768480noel cant even stammer out an english sentence let alone these two awkward fucks even talking to each other
Let's be honest, it would have been disappointing if this WASN'T scuffed.
>>31768685>she wants babies something Gura will never give herOuch! /u/schizos will never recover.
>>31768960Retard.
>>31768240Based>>31768598Except it is, have you not been in the threads today? Chumbuds were over it when she tweeted yesterday.
*TING TING TING*DEADBEATS, A TOAST
>left ear deadAh, so this is the Kanata experience
Sasuguh
>>31768761She probably reactivated it naively thinking the stalkers fucked off and then twitch automatically readded her to those lists.
>>31768881Who says Gura can't? But why would she?
>>31768886its like your homie talking in your ear
>>31768925wow imagine getting filtered by something humans have a natural pleasant reaction to
>>31768925You don't even watch Gura nigga.
Lmao Mori....
>>31768925I generally don't care for ASMR but after marathoning cooking ASMR videos while masturbating over the break I've grown to appreciate the noises Polka makes. Whether Mori or any of the EN girls can replicate that is another story.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!
>>31768910because you are WEAK
>>31768925Genuinely curious why you hate ASMR that much. It's just making noises people find relaxing.
>>31768305Based and takopilled
mori please
right ear > left ear
>>31768979bro...
sasuGUH
Troubleshooting ASMR is kind of a nice sound too.
>>31768979kek
So this is the power of Mori's ASMR...
>>31768866God I love Risu! I love Risu even when she's not here!
>>31768903>>31768908
>The sound was going to the right ear but I fixed it >It's going to the right earMori...
>>31768979Ina...
Scuffed stream. Guess I'm going to bed and praying Ina delays her break until Thursday instead of still taking it off tomorrow even if she's making the timelapse public on Thursday.
>tfw i'm deaf on the right ear and can't hear shit
>Now that Mori is doing this full time she definitely will care and put in real effort!Meanwhile, Mori:
>>31768881Pretty sure she can but Enma is probably advising her not to becuase HER other persona is the most famous
>>31768973The scuffed part is expected.
I'm going to say the D word!
My favorite type of ASMR.tech support asmr
>>31768711This post didn't age well.
>>31768881She can if she wants.
>>31768955noel and her roommate are good at asmr
>>31768979fuck you
My boy is so nervous, she is so fucking CUTE
MORI YOU RETARD DON'T TEST WITH BOTTLE. Say left in the left, right in the right
What the fuck, I was expecting perfect ASMR first time from Mori. This is really disappointing, her streams never had technical problems before.
This is looking to be a great stream already
>>31768997Might be a me thing, I almost stabbed my brother because he dragged his teeth against forks while eating.
>>31768777I believe in yo/u/. Don't give up, guramebro.
This is some 5$ ASMR mic jesas Mori... Atleast buy KU100
She should be careful. Mori could send us back to the BRAP timeloop again.....
>>31768925>>31765180 go here
>there are multiple layers to how scuffed the audio issasuga
Why does it sound like she's speaking into a fucking can
Just woke up, what's our plan to lynch Ame's Two?
>>31768736me too
>>31768926And she should've stopped right there.
>>31768305And people wonder why we like InAme more here
10/10 ASMR I'm deaf in one ear
>>31768925this nigga doesn't get asmr LMAOOOO poor guy
I'm deathly afraid Mori is going to blow my ears out by fucking something up. I'm getting Kiara flashbacks.
>>31769015she's literally doing that live
>>31769015It's not she doesn't care, she's just an idiot
ETA until she forgets this is meant to be ASMR and screams in frustration?
Mori...
>>31768979I hate you anon... I reaally do...
>>31768884virgin
Moririn, could you PLEASE do some prep? Just once? Just fucking ONCE test your shit BEFORE the stream...
I love this fucking dork
Mori please just dm Polka... she really wants to talk to you and would love to help.
This is loud and obtrusive as fuck, please Mori this is why I hate most ASMR.
>>31768881She just liked a tweet on her other account like three days ago
>>31768945This a taiwan artist? Kinda glad they're starting to do GuraAme now
>>31769045She did
>>31768979:(
>>31768979anon..............kek
>literally the first time I've actually tried an ASMR stream Oh boy I sure hate this feeling. Probably gonna give this a pass.
>>31768910you were always doomed.
Just wait, she's gonna accidentally play Kiara's sonic weapon
>fixes it"No I don't think that's gonna work.">unfixes it
Reminder that Mori has been using microphones to record her voice and instruments for years now but still can't setup a microphone
>>31768951I'm really gonna have to add every variation of this faggot's name to my filter, huh?
Mori... you have so many senpai you could have asked for help with ASMR...
BRACE FOR LOUD NOISE
>>31769060She's going to hit her screen transition and then our ears will be in heaven because there dead.
>>31769045She said it's apparently expensive, but she has zero ability to set up things properly.
>>31768982FUCK JANNIES
>>31768984There's still no vods or anything on it. The only real narrative here is that it's back on N***'s recommended streamers
>>31768925>filtered by asmryou never belong here in the first place
>fixed it>lol doesn't work
However this goes, I hope Polka and Suisei are here for it
>>31769079no she didnt, her mic doesnt have a head
>>31768979Ina this is a rude joke....
Is this better or worse than poggers ASMR so far? I can't tell.
>I had itYou did not have it
>>31769015she doesnt lack MOTIVATION she only lacks intelligence
Why is she so shit at even testing just hitting your glass isn't working
>>31768979Enjoy hell anon.
Jesus, how much did she pay for this thing? Even her normal mic would be preferable to this desu.
>>31769098Or the mic got fucked up when it was being shipped
>>31768912n-No!
>Lamy streaming>Deadbeats shit up the threadSasuga deadbeats, I didnt think you could get any worse
imagine if she farted on accident right next to the asmr mic haha
>>31769070>EN girls doing prepHah good one. Even Ame barely does any prep and she has way more free time than Mori.
MORI FIX YOUR SHIT AAAHHH
>>31769105Read my post and then stop replying because I don't want to keep this going on.
>>31768979This hurts to read
Gotta say I'm enjoying tech support ASMR thus far
>>31769045Why would someone who's never done asmr before spend $8000 on it? she doesn't even spend that much on her mic she uses for music, which she actually cares about
DEADBEATS JERK IT!
>>31769096i fucking hate that transition so much
I just realized, Mori and Ina have no spampost for the thread.Gura has UOOOHHHAme has GoslingsKiara has the triple >
>>31768881As far as we know nothing's stopping her but her own decision not to.
>>31769082nice blog fag
Festival!?
>>31769085
she's never going to figure this out without reading the instructions
>>31769094I have it on the lowest possible volume at the moment just in case.
DORK
BROS...HELP ME COPE WITH SOME GREENTEXT TO GO ALONG WITH THIS STREAM
So who's the one that tricked Mori into thinking she should do ASMR?
TO THE RIGHTTO THE LEFTTO MY BOY'S GIANT CHIN CLEFT
>>31768979Nigga.
>>31769126>>31769127Kek
>>31769067You too
>>31768305Anyone have the fullsize image of that takodachi wiping sweat?
>>31768305GurAmefags need to step the fuck up and do their reps if they want to win this arms race.
>>31769072Sorry but Polka is Ina's now.
ASMR POV: You're listening to an autist doing tech trouble shooting
It's the 'your technologically incompetent bro leans over your shoulder and tries to troubleshoot an issue at the computer' ASMR experience
>>31769127KEK
>>31769150you just know she knows how to fuck
So without looking at the stream, is this just """"ASMR"""" where she just whispers shit into the microphone? Or is she actually doing proper ASMR?
Mori ask your senpais for help....
>Manual ASMR Christ
>Finally got it right Nah, that's not gonna work>immediately changes itI'm losing it
>>31769127Based I hope she lets out a loud brap into the mic
>>31768979Come on bro, you gotta delete this...
>>31769050retard
>>31769072no :}
>>31769126>LamyI don't know who that is
>expecting gfe>its mori doing full sound autismHahahahahaha ghostlings BTFO
>>31769145Ina...whenever she makes a dumb pun
>>31768979die ;_;
>>31769126>>31769127that timing
>>31769150They are lovers.
>>31769035>>31769070Anons, she has no experience. This is her first time. She's just trying something completely new for her.Consider it preparation.
That's... one hell of an oshi you've got there deadbeats...
>>31769117much worse, haachama had her equipment set up correctly
>>31769121The truth is that she tested it offstream, realized it didn't work, spent some time trying to fix it, couldn't figure out how to fix it and decided that it would be easier to just make chat tech support for her.
i laugh every time at her addicted face
THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW
>>31768925Absolutely haram
>>31769124My money is on her being an incompetent dork, though.
>>31769014>still tunes in for stereo ASMRNow that's dedication. "Based".
>>31769145Mori has a wave of spam whenever she mentions anyone outside of Hololive and Ina has WAH!
>>31768979oh boy
>>31769177Does she know enough Japanese to talk tech jargon?
>>31769175She has a proper mic for it but the dumb bitch didn't set it up properly or test it before the stream so now she's live troubleshooting instead of doing any actual ASMR
>>31768202With me.
>>31768979First the Watame joke, now this...
>>31769074I think anon means streaming with HER again, or maybe another YT video on HER channel
Gura is a lazy whore.
>>31769176I SEE
>>31769157me
This really is going about like I expected and I love it.
>>31769076Looks like spaded23205's work. They do the whole trinity.
>>31769127god damn it why is this so funny
>>31768348Any specific recommendations?
>>31769105Why would she reactive it though?
>>31768990>marathoning cooking ASMR videos while masturbating over the breakI have so many questions but first why?
>>31769145Ina has Carlos posting
The elite Mori experience
I think this is better.
Even Haachama can figure this out, you dork
Trying to get the mic working ASMR
>>31769126Where's the Gura stream?
>>31769175It's tech support of an autist trying to set up their ASMR mic.
>>31769096
>>31768979JESAS why did I laugh at this.
>>31768305I don't care about any of the Ina ships..InaXAme, InaXGura, InaXAnyone. I just want Ina to forcefully and disinterestedly violate all of the HoloEN girls at the same time with her tentacles without bringing romance or love into the equation. Is that too much to ask?T. Takodachi.
SOMEBODY TELL HERE THERE'S DELAY
>>31769145Mori has I KNEELIna has Ina...
>>31769215goose bros we got too cocky
>>31769150NO! We just beat Gura, get the fuck away from our wife matuli!
>>31769122I had the same problem once I had to uninstall all the drivers and windows fixed itself
>>31769190It's like you're implying this isn't exactly what we're in this for or something, but that can't be it. No one can be that naive.
>>31769175Its Mori. The answer is neither and shes fumbling just setting it up.
HoloKR soon
>>31769150Festival actually showed in chat during one of Ame's JP learning streams. Not sure if they had any other interactions.
>>31769145>I KNEEL>cringe kino
>>31768979TOO SOON
>>31769216what watame joke?
>THAT DELAY IN CHAT
>>31769127Oh god please let this happen
Aight. Listen up chumbuds. I have come with this particular picture which was posted here a week ago however, the trend of gura cosplay was rushed by many support-me-on-patreon-for-sexy-pictures cosplayers back in september. I have employed all the imagebots avaible and even ended up reading on metadata to see if there is any clue such as the date of the png. The fact that it is .png is weird already as most amateur pictures are just jpeg... without further ado, pic related is the one I am looking the source for. It deeply ashames me to do this but, yes. I am asking for your help after all the time I've burnt away
>>31769145Mori has kneeling and standing
>>31769186TALK TO MY WIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT WIGGER AHHHHHHHHH
>>31768979Holy fuck
>>31768903Agreed
>>31769190But this is the Mori GFE and I am loving it
>>31769195I know right, she's great!
What do you think the holos that do this fulltime do outside of their streams since they obviously don't do any prep?
>>31769195thanks, I love her
What are the odds she read the instruction manual?
>Chat is delayed by fucking a full minute
i think mori is on to something here, technical difficulty ASMR is definitely an untapped market
>please give me some leftAhh, the left, left. You know the left? The no one?
>>31769188It's so scarce that I can't really call it a spam
This is honestly the best kind of ASMR you could hope for from this dope.
Shes streaming with a delay isnt sheShes reading comments for help that were reacting to the past
HER CHAT IS SO FUCKING BEHIND, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ayamefags are as irrelevant as their oshi
>Now it's leftBut it was centered>I'll take it back to this!>Now it's rightBut before it was left!>Give me leftMORI
>>31769233Imagine being dumber than Haachama
LEFT ONEGAI
>>31768979Fucking hell I just scrolled out this joke and I just understand it now
>>31769190You underestimate my ability to ghostling
https://poal.me/wuobjphttps://poal.me/wuobjphttps://poal.me/wuobjp
>>31769260father...
Mori... you live in the same country as Choco, Haato, Aki, Noel, etc., and they're all just a couple hours train ride away...
>>31769150Reminder that Matsuri is the only JP Holo so far who knew that Amelia is yabai without anyone having to tell her and has chatted in her stream a few times.
>>31769195shes a little autistic but I love her, thanks
This is literally Towa's first ASMR but in english...
In other news, Todd brainjacked Moona.https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1346294270198566919
>>31768670Yeah, but only now is in linked to N*** again out of nowhere
I don't think Mori is gonna fix this tonight bros...
>>31769150>can't get with Hoshikawa>Goes for the other fertile blonde every fucking time
>>31769174You mean she wants to fuck? I'm not sure Matsuri knows how to
They are talking about Abocabos!
>lives in Japan>speaks Japanese>didn't ask JP senpai that have done ASMR before for helpsasuga moririn
>>31768979oh, you sack of shit
>>31769190It's what we come for, the lack of ghostling is only a good thing
The only thing I'm mad about this "ASMR" stream is that she forgot to put "TEST" next to the title
>>31769015I think she's being cute
>>31769267it's me
>>31769070This.>>31769035Kek.>>31769194I tried to keep expectations low, I did, but c'mon now.
>>31769267Try again during dead hours.
>>31768979FUCKING DEADBEATSGODDAMN
LET'S PUT A LITTLE BIT OFF-CENTER SO THAT IT'S UNLISTENABLE
>>31769176Just what I ordered
>>31769150Fuck off, Festival. Just because she's blonde doesn't mean she looks like Hoshikawa.
>>31769150Based Matuli, go get her.
>>31769304Did Towa ever do anymore ASMR after the members one?
>>31769217No one is lazier than Ayame. At least Gura pretends to like her fans.
>>31769195She's great isn't she?
>retards have their headphones in backwards
>>31768976Its because I've been here all day that I know that its not true. Unless of course, you're just dismissing their opinions because you disagree with them. But you wouldn't do that right?
>>31769163Here ya go buddy
MORI IS SUPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE TODAY!
>>31769163Sorry, this is all I've got
>>31769274have sex
why do deadbeats exist again
>>31769311>>"""speaks""" Japanese
Deadbeats, despite our best hopes, this was what we were all expecting, isn't it?
>>31768925ASMR is great, Anon, you should give it a chance!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4hMipqGpYo
>>31769267Me on the left
>>31769190>>31769313People complaining about ghostlings is almost as cringy as SEAniggers complaining about goslings. Do we need to get Mori to do a Blade Runner watch-a-long too?
Deadbeats, your boy is bad at ASMR
>>31769157Not me.
Does Mori's voice sound a LOT different to anyone else? Is it just the mic?
>>31768979nigga
>shien and lamy overlappingThey're definitely fucking right after they log off.
>>31768670Just let them believe their own make believe world
is she not monitoring her sound in her headphones? why the hell is she relying solely on chat
>>31769274Content for clippers so more people find them.
>produces music for a living>ASMR mic is literally baffling
>>31769347to be in pain
When are deadbeats getting their own thread?
Why does it sound so shit bros?
your boy drank some stupid bitch juice before this stream
>>31769305>>https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1346294270198566919TOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>31769335Holy fuck
>>31769347These
>those fags saying perfectSHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IMBECILES
>>31769342MoririnYour ASMR stream
NOEL TASUKETEEEEEEE
>The whole ASMR stream is troubleshooting the ASMR mic ASMR
>>31769357She's off hrt
>tech support ASMRNot sure why I expected anything else
>>31769369splitfags get the rope
Mori you delayed this stream by a week and you still couldn't get it ready?
Mori sounds different today, is she drunk?
Why are her viewers INCREASING even though everything is scuffed?
Hidari... Migi...Hidari...Migi...
>>31769015Anon...this is her putting in effort... please understand she's trying her best.
I don't care that much for ASMR but dammnit now I have to watch this happen in real time
>>31768925Does this mean if Gura does ASMR then HERfags will also fuck off?
>>31769267@umekoj0910, You won't find it through any reverse searching because I'm pretty sure it's part of a patreon only set that some anon has been slowly leaking here.
>>31769300Stop trying to trick her into collabing with your oshi.
I'm in (platonic) love with Mori. This is the true deadbeats experience.
>>31769126t. deadbeat
>>31769300Mori said she's too self conscious about reaching out to her senpais first. If they don't approach her, she'll almost never interact with them. Let alone do an offcollab.
Shouldn't her manager help with setting this shit up and making sure it works?>thingscovershoulddo.txt
>>31768578That sounds pretty cool, ChumSon.
>>31768979My fucking sides
Does rape play ASMR exist? Preferably a girl getting raped and while being eaten alive.
>>31769348yes, it's actually cute as hell
You know, Mori kind of reminds me of that one token disabled contestant that always gets into a talent show that everyone loves.
Mori sounds like a man. Do you really want a man whispering in your ears?
>>31769349Shut up, hatkun
>>31769311this stupid ass "pogface" of my boy really pisses me off
>>31769369After you kys
>>31769369You lose SEAnigger.
We need Mori and Hachama asmr collab but only so Hahchama can help Mori setup her asmr rig
>>31769316built for dolphin cock
hear that deadbeats? mori needs to GO BACK RIGHT NOW
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
>>31769283I always watch Calli ASMR, and without ASMR.
>>31769348This is exactly what I hoped for.
>>31769347Being a hard working idiot is attractive
>>31769353They're both bad, I just dislike the one associated with my oshi more because I actually see them.
>>31768579Soon ;)
>>31769347why does anything exist?
>>31769406gurafags truly cannot accept any one of their ilk is obnoxious when the evidence is all around them huh
>>31769322But dead hours is when My Nene is streaming... but yes, I'll try in those godforsaken hours.
>>31769284pls undastnd she tries her best to come up with puns on the spot
>>31769379Mori milkies
The faggots have never listened to ASMR holy shit STOP TELLING HER IT'S PERFECT
>Tech support ASMR
>>31769347To suffer and make you suffer in return
Mori is proof that you should never let your autism stop you from becoming good at stuff because you can be this autistic and still good at stuff if you put your mind to it
I think that's about as good as we're going to get it.
>>31769347for cringekino
>>31769382wojakchama, daijoubu...?
>>31769127>this post>Mori getting utterly confused by the chatMy fucking sides
Her entire willpower going into not yelling
>>31769399Considering she did ASMR back then, no, it doesn't.
Is chat retarded or do they have no idea what actual binaural mics are supposed to do?
>this is why you're here
>>31769267I hate that I did the same thing but at least I didn't have the desperation to come crawling back here to ask for help during deadbeat hours
>>31769225Who knows. I doubt it was anything to do with HIM though. This is really reaching here.
>>31769374just this stream?
Deadbeats, it's been a while since I watched your oshi, because her stream times hard filtered me. With this as my renewed impression of your oshi: I'm laughing my fucking ass off over this, holy fucking shit I love it for all the wrong reasons, it's like listening to a virgin trying to use a condom or some shit, she's so fucking cute when she's retarded
>>31769105>recommended streamersTwitch does those automatically. I'm looking at the interface and there's no way to manually set the recommended channels yourself, just "give feedback.: You can probably only remove ones you don't like. So it probably showed up on his list again from all the doxniggers lurking both of their channels.
>>31769153>Regardless of output type used, be sure to fully pan the left and right signals appropriately to isolate the signals. This will ensure there is no signal bleed (left signal in the right ear and vice versa) in order to achieve true left/right isolation (required for binaural)Can someone please supachat this?
>>31769397The difference is that she -isn't- drunk.
It sounds like she has the mic set up sideways.
hahathis sucks man
>>31769438Leave then.
>>31769409Cover should have a 24/7 IT team to help the girls. Alas...
Don't let your oshi see this
>>31769348Pretty much yeah. hopefully she figures it out somewhere within the hour.
>>31769413>>>/d/
>>31769335Of course they do.Sasuga asmr newfags kek.
Can any ASMR fags explain what Mori is doing wrong?
>Haatos retarded ass can figure this out on her own>A woman who specializes in music is completely dumbfounded by a binaural
>>31769347
>>31769397She's nervous as fuck
what's the point of ASMR? is it supposed to be a lewd thing?
Can the chat fuck off this isn't close to where it needs to be and saying it's perfect is not helping her
>>31769423
"Your boy isn't very good at ASMR"
>>31769397She is super nervous for this and it is adorable
>>31769190>he wouldn't like to experience sound autism as her BFAnonchama?
>>31769190Are you not entertained?
>>31769267 >>>31769318 >>31769322 >>31769351 >>31769465This>>31769402
>>31769420
I fucking hate that this is just going to fuel the antis even more
>>31769443I take it you also believe that every shitposter using a Pekora or Watame image has them as their oshi? False flags work thank to the existence of morons like you.
The first time it went to right ear only sounded good, she needs to do whatever that was but for both ears. Now it sounds too distant
>>31769399No, HERfags will always be a cancer clinging to Gura, it's just how it is now
>>31769332Mel is lazier
>>31769371She has a think habited that cancel noises but makes her sounds metallic, also she is NOT using the mic feature.
>Include a number or phrase that we can include with our feedback to address delay like. “Test 1 left, test 1 right, test 2 left, test 2 right” etcTHANK FUCK STORMTAG
>>31769472This guy gets it
>>31769493I have no idea, this is boring the shit out of me.
>>31769395it's like watching the dork from your anime club set up an ASMR mic.
She'd probably have this figured out on her own if it wasn't for the spamming retards saying PERFECT every time she adjusts something.
>>31769509keep on proving my point buddy
Guh
>>31769493No.Google it.Read the wiki page.
>>31768305holy shit
>>31769464Little of column A, little of column B. Most people don't know anything about actual ASMR or have only been exposed to Rushia/Noel ASMRs.
I've been spoiled by Polka. No ASMR will ever make me feel what she can in her member's streams.Mori's trying her best and that's pretty cute.
>>31769506
>>31769473Based rattslayer
>>31769472I'm glad you understand
>>31769472Now you're getting it
Silence, skank
>>31769413Yes. There is fucking every sort of ASMR scenario imaginable.
>>31769362>not during
>>31769472>she's so fucking cute when she's retardedyeah, that's basically it
>>31769484holy fuck i just got pregnant from opening this image
>>31768499HoloTroopers - the girls form a Hololive Sentai team
If she leaves it like this, I'm leaving. Fuck you, Mori. And fuck your retarded chat.
>>31769396just started my reps and actually know what these mean
>>31769451based hobo
>>31769489Her mic isn't setup properly
>>31769480No. Neck yourself.
NOEL CALLI NAKED HEARTBEAT ASMR FUCKING WHEN.
>>31769395You don't get it. This is why we like her.
>>31769514>she didn't read his message
So is there any part of streaming that Mori is good at?
brrap
>>31769463>she did ASMR back thenSomehow I doubt this actually happened
>inb4 the scythe transition leaves everyone deaf
>>31769533I’m sure Polka loves it and that’s what matters. Hopefully Mori can get it to work.
>>31769395no one else is streaming
>>31769472Finally, they're starting to understand.
>>31769402I've examined her twitter before but I am not convinced it is hers... but it is the most likely option. Thanks anon, I should've attached my two likely suspects on the initial begging post
>>31769353>Do we need to get Mori to do a Blade Runner watch-a-long too?Abso-fucking-lutely.
I really wanna marry and impregnate Mori
>>31769539The Ayame is experience
>>31769560She has a way with words
>"you need two channels, it's like having two microphones">oh i seeWTF HOW DID YOU THINK IT WORKED MORI? AREN'T YOU A FUCKING MUSICIAN WHO USES MICROPHONES ON A DAILY BASIS TO DO YOUR JOB?
I'm so mad that these shit heads in chat have no idea what they're talking about and I'm mad that Mori didn't prepare this in advance and is USING these retards to trouble shoot, holy fuck.
>>31769540Yeah, except for decent shota ASMR. Men can't into little boy voices.
Mori is my favorite baka!
>>31769472Now you know enlightenment. It's why deadbeats are always blown away by the JP perspective of this super cool girl. She's actually a mega dork, fumbling ass backwards into success.
>>31769539good for ayame for going two years without fucking ojisans
>>31769514Pretty sure it's just chat on her side being delayed. YT Analytics only shows 2 sec latency for the stream.
>>31769472This is better than any actual asmr would have been.
21 minutes have passed
girls really are the cutest when they're retarded
>>31769489Being retarded
>>31768134I can fix callis mic just give me the password
>>31769560She has social skills (tm)
>>31769370too many "producers" and artists don't have even the most rudimental training in audio engineering or have any knowledge of the hardware world. It's always one of their biggest mistakes
>>31769547How will she ever recover, anon
>>31769226Have you ever listened to it before? The sounds of butter being slathered onto dough for cinnamon rolls sounds too fucking sexy. I wanted to appreciate ASMR more because some of the holos were doing it but wasn't expecting to be so turned on with kneading.
>>31769395Mori WILL always get away with it no matter what. Such is the law.
>>31769560being entertaining
>>31769579C'mon man, cut her some slack. This is a whole new territory for her.
>>31769493Here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14P2RV6Cg6o
>>31769560She has being entertaining on lock.
>>31768394Based
>>31769472Nice. You finally get cringekino.
>>31769554Mori is going to get deeper and deeper into producing GFE content and you're going to be forced into either coping or fucking off for good.
>>31769489There's supposed to be audio from each side so she can go from one ear to the other. Hers is either doing mono audio from the middle or only audio on one side
>>31769579Add this one to the copy pasta
>>31769563She pretty much talked in a whisper voice all stream so you can call it ASMR
>>31769490>Haatos retarded assshe is only pretending
>>31769286>that was two minutes ago!
I love Morichama!
>>31769560She's bad at video games
>>31769560Turning a profit.
>Still watching LamyFeeling pretty good about my life choices
>>31769581Why not just listen to a woman doing a shota voice?
>>31769472This. I honestly understand the deadbeats now. I'm sorry for shitting on you guys in the past
>>31769596password?
>>31769539kill yourself
>>31769105>Inserts NTR rrat hereman I can't believe this is true!
>>31769566I'd kill for Polka to do a reaction/listen along to Mori's ASMR. She really is in love with Calli's voice.
>>31769491Listen to more hip hop anon if you thing her vocals are actually hardcore
>>31768499>Rival turned reluctant friend / here vtuberI'm ready
>>31769451why are nips so based?
>>31769489Her mic setup is completely off so it's essentially not ASMR
>>31769190Me helping my gf troubleshoot shit because she's bad at technology is full on gfe. I know from experience.
>>31769588it's been long enough that if she would have seen his message it would have happened
>>31769493Real ASMR is the feeling of tingles down your back, normally triggered by watching something occur or specific sounds.Not everyone experiences "real" ASMR, so nominally its more about feeling relaxed by using a soothing voice or pleasant sounds, hence why Takos often joke Ina is always ASMR.
I don't really watch Mori but my oshi (Mr. Koro) really likes her so she must have some redeeming qualities.
>>31769524Tell me who your oshi is so I can shitpost while avatarfagging with a picture of them.
>>31769627Out with it
Bros, I don't think she's gonna fix it...
>>31769491Based lore poster
>>31769625Because I have a hyper-awareness that it's a woman doing the voice. Basically I'm autistic about it.
>>31769574god I wonder how she'd handle the whole subplot of JOI and Gosling when she realizes why everyone wanted to watch it (assuming she doesn't already get it)
>>31769353>>31769574Mori would leak containment harder than the chat
>>31768547Is there one going into her ass?
>>31769395/hlgg/ isn't reality. Nobody cares that the stream is scuffed because the vast majority of people outside of /hlgg/ aren't autistic children looking to nitpick everything.
>>31769493I don't know but Noel and Marine's heartbeat ASMR awakened something within me.
>>31769560shes good at being bad at everything and getting away with it
>>31769560The part where she makes me fall in love with her.
MORI YOU COULD'VE TESTED THIS HOURS AGO, ARGGGHHHHHHHH
Unity
>>31769472t. deadbeat
>>31769473ANON NO MY NTR AMMO AGAINST TEAMATES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mori isn't my oshi but most of the holoen art i have saved is of her. Why is this?
>>31768440KEK
>>31769560being cute
>>31769612Nope, I'll be here shitting on you every time.
>>31769472This is what I felt during the Persona begging stream and when she is playing Minecraft alone
>>31769624Unironcally Lamy's mic sounds better than Mori's right now.
>>31769604SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, BROS
>>31769583>fumbling ass backwards into successIsn't that 95% of hololive
>>31768640I'm winning.
>>31769607it's her full time job to produce 2-4 hours of content 4-6 times a week, she could do half an hour of prep work when integrating a new piece of tech
>>31769493this will explain everythinghttps://lmgtfy.app/?q=asmr
Glad I'm not autistic enough to get mad at Mori about this. I'm just glad my Boy is streaming.
>>31769655>"lolololol"that's ya lore
>not even music for the waiting screenThis fucking dork
Gura naked dogeza art when?
>>31769472>it's like listening to a virgin trying to use a condom or some shitToo real
>>31769472Her design was my favorite at debut but I got filtered by the cringe and stopped watching. I'm enjoying this though, I think I'll give her another chance.
Im sorry Deadbeats, your boy is not very good at the ASMR
>>31769473NOOOO BUT MY DISCORD RAID AGHHHHHHH
>>31769648no
>>31769649Oral cumshot
>>31769472You get it, brother.t. deadbeat
sure glad I woke up at 4:30 AM for this
>>31769690K***a asmr when?
WOAH
Ya boy just has a way with asmr
>>31769641shes a trainwereck but a cute trainwreck
>>31769560she's VERY good at derailing threads
>>31769145How soon man forgets
https://voca.ro/130PkmgSmuVtEnjoy Ame's gift to her sister.
>>31769555WHILE THEIR BOOBAS TOUCH AND SLOWLY THE SEXUAL TENSION BECOMES TOO MUCH AND THEY START KISSING AND FONDLING AND WE HEAR IT ON THE MIC
Reminder that the JPs think Mori is cool and not a dork.
ASMR?more like ASSMEAR
shiiieeett i was late for mori asmrhowd it go sof ar
You see, I am not completely convinced it is her because of the socks and the jpeg file. Maybe her patreon has an actual good .png
>>31769674She is hot
>>31769339Thank you. I give you this in return.
>>31768315DYRB
>>31769641Funny since after finding out Mr. Koro gets along with Mori, I've been watching more of her streams.
I'm not watching but I assume fucking up this badly is actually pretty profitable with all the superchats giving advice?
>>31769379
>>31769493You listen to a nice noise or a whispered voice and it makes your scalp tingle, this has morphed over the years as women realize they can point a camera at their tits and make blowjob noises then call that ASMR.
>>31769703Yeah that fits
>>31769493It can be
>>31769472I’m not a deadbeat but her constant fuck ups are hilarious
>>31769348I expected worse, honestly. I haven't even had my ears blown the fuck out yet.
THE PROBLEM IS IT JUST SUCKS
>>31769347/hlgg/ needs a punching bag.
>>31769560Profit
The fact that mori didnt bother testing or doing any prep work just proves she's even lazier than Gura
Mori..
I think Mori and her mic sucks
>>31769473>Hey guys! Just to update this request – we’ve added settings for recommended channels. You can swap between your autohost list, your primary team, or you can disable the shelf completely. If you’d like to change the team displayed, you can do so by changing which team is preferred in the team settings.
>>31769498Based Sal
She's 'figured it out', fellas.
>>31769473Based. This is probably because of all the recent doxxfags who have gotten their hands on a bunch of new files. I get a new S**** video in my recommended every day now.
She gave up
>>31769670My wives
>>31769473NOOOOOO MY RRAT FOR AMEGEDDON 2.0t. Discord Nigger/SEAnigger
>>31769574>yea, I'd like to have a JOI of charlie ~<3pls no
>>31769674it's the Pekoface situation
It's over.
Please understand, she didn't have anytime to prepare, she's filled all her free time with mediocre side projects not related to Hololive.
>another Mori stream ruinedBRAVO MORIBRAVISSIMO
Is only my right ear supposed to listen to this?
>>31769724of course she has more than one underwear and it seem she sports a swimsuit version plus the normal costume? The findings are not conclusv
>>31769670Nice edit, this is the real pic btw
>Buy a 1000$+ mic>It doesnt workImpressive.
I'm starting to think your oshi is a bit retarded deadbeats
IT JUST WORKS not
>>31769574Ame watchalong:>"Hey, he's just like you guys"Mori watchalong:>"GODDAMNIT! (chair clattering)"
>>31769721Why do people keep parroting this meme? There's plenty of Japanese subtitled clips with her being cute towards cats in Minecraft and autistic towards Kiara, there's plenty of people who are aware of her gap moe points. It's only literal casuals that don't even watch clips that think she's 100% cool.
She basically just did a "It can't be helped..."
>>31769502I am enjoying this, yes. This is the Mori I want. Not some geisha whoring herself infront of an audience.
>>31769473I wonder if she did this just to give a massive fuck you to doxtube and discordniggers
>The left ear just fucking sucksAh, so she's using the Kanata version
Why is chat so behind? I missed it
So is it safe to say that Mori ruined the stream?
>>31769666thanks Satan
>>31769769Don't worry, I'm sure she's set aside at least 60 minutes to figure things out in this stream.
>This woman is approaching 1 million subscribers
Good try mori better luck next time......
>I'll just be louder
>>31769571It's her. Go to her patreon page. Literally an all access image up that has her in the same cosplay.
>>31769472You do understand us then.
Ina would've tested this days in advance and made sure we had the full AMSR experience. You ruined another stream, Mori. Ina, Ina, INA!
>>31769779Name one non-retarded holo.
>>31769560Playing with lonely men's hearts.https://streamable.com/jf57gm
>>31769710Who the fuck cares about Europeans?
>>31769560I like her zatsudans, I unironically think off collab zatsudan with a JP. specifically Aqua, would become one of her best streams
welp
>just decides "it sucks and I can't do anything about it"Mori...
>>31769776Kusopic
She's so fucking retarded.
>>31769347Sunken cost fallacy
>>31769778>>31769203Told you
She bought it used?
Another Mori stream, another broken promise.
>>31769674Because she has the best art and the most alternate outfits in EN. Her character design is extremely versatile.
>>31769571I'm not part of her patreon but the stitching on her costume matches the other leaked photos.
>>31769776based
She bought a fucking craigslist mic...
Sorry Deadbeats but I think I'll just do my archive reps instead...
>>31769724>>31769775so that's why it's called a blue board
>>31769804
>Used ASMR micMoririn, the hell
It's somewhat working now but one of the sides keeps cutting out.
>>31768749I don't think I've ever found the full manual.Otherwise sounds good, I think I should be about halfway through the archives now, looking forward to more. Just sad I can't catch it live.
>Someone asks Ame what her dream is>She winksWhat did she mean by this?
REFUND
>>31769775I should pay atenttion to the surroundings. Is the mirror the same?
>there's nothing I can do about itso this is the power of the female go getter
>>31769799Don't use Ina to false flag
Mori...............................
Not only is Mori the laziest Hololive, apparently she's also the dumbest.
>>31769799but Ina doesn't care about hololive...
>spend hundreds on a second hand asmr mic>it's brokenSASUGA OUR BOY
>>31769790Anon... please
>>31769750gura wouldn't do any prep work because she wouldn't stream in the first place
I love this scuffed kino
>used ASMR micyou just know
THE NIJINIGGER DELIVERY MAN STRIKES AGAIN
>>31769779just a little bit
>Lamy Comfy MChttps://youtu.be/sNjtavDxFLohttps://youtu.be/sNjtavDxFLo
>>31769782There's no gap moe when it's all retarded
>>31769776Fuck off
>>31769836>wh*te
>Fuck it lets drinkThe true experience
>>31769779None of us would disagree with you.
Deadbeats! How are you guys holding up? As a non-deadbeat who wasn't expecting anything, experiencing this scuffed alongside your oshi has its own charm. But as far as I can tell you guys have been waiting for this for a while? How are you holding up?
>>31769838Even then he's not actually wrong.
So this is the "workaholic" eh
This is fucking awful, good job mori
Lol 2nd hand ASMR mic
I'M GIVING YOU 5 MINUTES MORI OR I'M DOING MY REPS INSTEAD
I'm laughing
>Somehow this is worse than her first ASMR streamKek how does she do it? Mori is a riot.
my right ear just nutted
I'M FUCKING LOSING IT
>>31769759dipshits making compilation videos out of lulc dox for seanigger clout
>>31769670Unity
>new mic fund akaKEK
>Scratches into the left ear>It sounds like the right ear is getting dug outYeah, the mic's omega fucked
I sometimes hear left cut in randomly... I wonder if it's just a bad cable or something.
HOWDOESSHENEVERFUCKINGTESTSHITIHATEMORISOGODDAMNMUCH
>Depressed scuffed ASMR tech support stream
>used asmr micplease PLEASE tell me i didnt hear that
>>31769863Its exactly what I expected
I bet she just didn't set it up correctly.
>>31769863It's extremely on brand, hard to be disappointed.
I feel bad for her, is she legit sad?
She's not going to do ASMR again after this.
>>31769831Her dream is marrying me.Later, virgins.
>>31769473He re-added her to the autohost list. It's intentional.
Jesus the difference in tone from when she started and now.
Mori..................
>It's a ploy to get more money "for new mic"
>we're going to go on even though there is only sound through one speakerWould unironically prefer ASMR with the regular mic
>makes thousands of dollars per stream>buys a second hand ASMR micBut why?
JUSTASKYOUFUCKINGRETARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31769678Thankfully receiving the content I want is more important your impotent complaining.
>>31769863This is what I'm expecting.
>>31769776
So this...is the deadbeat experience...
>Used ASMR micYOU NEVER GET AN USED ASMR MIC, OH MY GOD. ARE YOU THIS JEWY?
>>31769670I don't know how Gura manages to look the lewdest while wearing the least lewd outfit.
>I'm tired of this, I just want to drink somethingTHE BOYShe strikes again
>real ASMR stream worse than fake ASMR streams
Well she admitted she was testing it.
>>31769888That's hot
DOES MORI NOT KNOW SHE CAN TEST HER OWN AUDIO AND HEAR THE OUTPUT?
>>31769888just IMAGINE where it's been
>>31769863I'm fine, I have zero interest in asmr.
>Tested it out this morning>Didn't work>Still went forward with it anywayMori I'm not listening to your read akas into my right ear, I'm sorry.
BRAVO MORI YOU TRULY DESERVE MORE SUBS THAN AME!
Nice """"ASMR"""" stream you got here deadbraps
>The yesmen in Mori's chat telling her that everything is perfect
>>31769759>>31769788But she hasn't done anything. Her channel has been like this for months.
>>31769863I'm enjoying myself to the extreme.
What is the name for this type of ASMR
>>31769726>no soundwhats the point
She sounds legit upset my poor boy.
>>31769863I just want to watch my boy stream. Even if this ASMR doesn't work out by the end I'll be fine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETE NIGGERMAN SHE'S GOING INSANE
>people wearing their fucking headphones on backwards trying to give sound feedback
I still bet she only has 1 audio cord in
>>31769888>used asmr micimagine all the lotion and foam shoved into the sides of the thing.gee, i wonder why it doesn't work
>ask the chat if something works>chat is on delayThis fucking idiot, I swear to god. Why do I have to love a retard.
kek, all these fuckers using their headphones on the wrong ear
>>31769909Where's Haachama?
Doesn't she own a pair of headphones?This woman makes music for a living?Why would you buy a microphone second hand?
>>31769904Poorfag tendencies
Can someone explain how this woman has the 2nd most subs in holoEN???
>>31769888she assumes it was used
Thankfully receiving the content I want is more important your impotent complaining from the asshurt Antis.
30 minutes and still fucked ahahaahaahahahahahahahahadeadbeats kys now
This is part of her act, right? deadbeats?Mori actually prepared everything beforehand
>Attempting to troubleshoot issues with chat on a massive delayWhy?
Alright, I'm going to the designated Mori thread. You fags are bullying her too much today.
>>31769904Same reason Ame for some reason bought a prebuilt. HoloEN isn’t the brightest girls.
do your part
>>31769888I really hope it's not true. She makes more than enough to pay for a new one, and he needed to do test streams with the other HoloEN girls to test first. She really did a cold open for this shit.
...how many idiots in chat have their headphones on backwards?
>>31769879SHE KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>31769863Its the norm man, idk why people haven't caught on to this yet. We expect this, its part of the magic.
I can't laugh anymore after hearing how upset she is.
The loli delivery girl is trying to ruin HOLOEN
>>31769799Ina would've done an ASMR stream and gotten disowned by her strict Korean parents halfway through.
>>31769923this but unironically
THE PEOPLE SAYING IT'S FINE PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE HEADPHONES ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31769931bad
>>31769917I'd fucking bet my anal virginity she doesn't.
>>31769897Where exactly do you add a specific channel to the autohost list anon?
>>31769863I love it.
>>31769939>This kills the ASMR aficionados soul
>>31769939No, it's actually backwards for some fucking reason, retard.
>>31769904same reason Ame got 4 forks
>>31769950Fumbled ass backwards into success
Has she said what model she bought?
>>31769964Pussy.
>>31769938it's been a while
HAHA YOUR BOY ISN'T VERY GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES AM I RIGHT YO THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA I'LL READ THEM AFTER THE STREAM HAHA YOUR BOY ISN'T GOOD AT ASMR BUT THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING ANYWAYS I BOUGHT SOME WINE DOWN FROM THE LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORE DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERWORLD AFTER I TOOK MY SCYTHE SWINGING LESSONS AND LET ME TELL YOU YOUR BOY CAN'T HANDLE HER LIQUOR WELL HAHA OH THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE AKA SUPAS I'LL READ THEM AFTER THE STREAM SO ANYWAYS YOUR BOY IS ABOUT TO RELEASE ANOTHER TRACK BUT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAY FIRST OH THANKS FOR THE AKA BIG UPS ANYWAYS WHERE WAS I OH YEAH THIS ASMR MIC IS BROKEN YOUR BOY ISN'T GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY OH YEAH I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE TRIED TO TROUBLESHOOT THIS BEFORE I STARTED STREAMING BUT UH I'M STILL NEW TO THIS WHOLE VTUBING THING BUT ANYWAYS OH BIG UPS FOR THE AKA I'LL READ THEM AFTER THE STREAM ANYWAYS I STILL REALLY WANT TO DO THAT COLLAB WITH CHARLIE BUT COVER KEEPS TELLING ME NO AND I KEEP BUTTING HEADS WITH THEM AND OH THANKS FOR THE AKA BIG UPS SO ANYWAYS YOUR BOY ISN'T VERY GOOD AT CORPORATE THINGS YOU KNOW SO I'M JUST GOING TO TRY AND SNEAK THINGS UNDER THE LEVEL AND DO THINGS THE WAY A REPEAR SHOULD SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU GIVE LOVE AND ATTENTION TO YOUR BOY HAHA WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT YOUR BOY ISN'T VERY GOOD AT TOO MANY THINGS APPARENTLY BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT ALREADY PLEASE LISTEN TO WAH WAH WORLD WITH KUSOTORI I SPENT A WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES OUT OF MY DAY MAKING IT BEFORE BROWSING TINDER FOR JAP DICK BUT IT TURNS OUT YOUR BOY IS TOO INTIMIDATING FOR JAPANESE MEN AM I RIGHT FELLAS OH BIG UUUUPS TO STORMTROOPER THANKS FOR THE SIXTEENTH AKA OF THE NIGHT *TOOT* OH RIGHT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO READ AKAS YET SO ANYWAYS YOUR BOY IS REALLY NOT GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES BUT I'M SURPRISED YOU WANT TO SEE HER SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES 'CUZ LET'S FACE IT YOUR BOY IS BAD AT VIDEO GAMES GUH
>>31769897So the rrat is that he still wants the NTR rrat to be real? I can see him doing this given the fact of how successful she is now and how she's doing better without his simp ass
>>31769765>can't have the gf experience with her>still can have the "one of us" experienceI'll take it.
>>31769967You clicked the wrong button.
>>31768893Finally some real fucking taste
>>31769945Doing her reps
>>31769975Same, desu.
>>31769964t. SEAnigger
>>31769922She honestly thought a miracle would occur.
I'm unreasonably mad at this stream. I just wanted to come home and listen to ASMR
>>31769863Slightly disappointed but I don't really mind. After her first ASMR, I've already accepted that we were never going to hit that high again. This is amusing background noise though.
NENE IS ONLY 20K AWAY https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1346295905767473152
>>31769989s2 when
I don't watch Mori that often but I did manage to catch Blasphemous earlier and this stream. Does she always sound this bummed and is it a bit?
>>31769863It doesn´t matter, Moririn is extremely cute todayIf I wanted true ASMR I would just isten to Polka
>>31769799Ina is actually planning ASMR streams this year but I have no idea what it'll be about
Does she need to downloaded proper drivers for it maybe?
>>31769967I disliked :)
>>31769950This is exactly why you silly lunatard
>>31769962delay seems okay now if you compare chat with chat in vide
Fuckm I'm late, what did I miss, hows the ASMR so far?
>>31769993you're backwards
I keep hearing left for a second what the hell
>>31769823The flaps at the sides!! Of course they are the same
A cringe so close to kino that it's no longer cringe, and vice versa
>>31768270I hope so, it's a great movie.>>31769533Polka ASMR is the closest thing to true love I will ever feel.
>>31768305>Same artist drew Gura with 2 peniseshttps://twitter.com/ymnnnk_/status/1341408444117610502
>>31769964clear falseflag, deadbeats dont abandon their posts
whats Mori's IQ?
>>31769955You wanted garbage?
>>31769982kek
>Left is on right>Right is in middle>Every so often it normalizes for a second
>>31769884>>31769905>>31769917>>31769923>>31769938>>31769982>>31770002Kek I can feel the rage
>half an hour of nothing man she really is the cringe kino vtuber
>>31769863I'm laughing my ass off at my boy's suffering, so I'm having fun.
>>31770015>he expected quality from MoriShould've picked a competent oshi
>>31769785>mad about geisha>watches chuubasYeah, I don't get you
Technical difficulties ASMR is pretty kino
>>31769863This is exactly what I was expecting.
>>31769863I'm laughing my ass off but also a bit sad for her, she's obviously pissed.
>>31770007You’re right I’m sure he meant to click the super chat button.
Damn, she sounds really upset.
>>31770045about 4
EN has a really bad habit of never testing their shit before they stream.
>>31770011ugh her fat thighs
>>31770032Pretty kino so far
Did anyone else just hear that sound coming from the left or am I haunted?
Her cables are fucking broken KEK
so this is sufferkino ASMR, I only thought Kiara would do shit like this...
THE CHAD NOEL>Buys $9000 mic>Tests everything beforehand>Has special climate controlled cabinet for the micTHE VIRGIN CALLI>Buys $300 used ASMR mic from god knows where>Troubleshoots on the fly with her stream>Probably broke it fucking around
>>31770032Not working.
>>31770002meds motherfucker, take them.
this just sounds like OBS is not handling two mic feeds properly.
>shitty asmr stream is still entertaininghow does she do it?
>>31769897She reactivated her account so she can use it on twitch and since she wasn't removed from it before deactivating it automatically put her back on. Are we done now?
>>31770032Scuffed and she's drinking now
So uhhhh... is this Mori or Calli?
>>31770003The rrat is that he's in every stream of his new girlfriend simping for her on twitch, shut up about this guy
>>31770023Wait is she actually?
YEAH IT'S TOTALLY MIC
>>31770057Reine is just a better Mori at this point.
>>31770045$100
>>31770057such as?
>>31770032She didn't set the mic up properly so just like we expected
>>31770033im starting to think it might be a shitty mic
>>31769711ASMR is overrated garbage. I'd rather she joined GWA and started putting out dirty recordings.
>>31770073there is a random second of left
>>31769897So if her channel is dead then why did he re-add her? Just to get clout from the name?
>bought a used asmr mic>"yeah I guess it's kinda scuffed">US$200 Superchat: NEW MIC FUND LETS GOOOOOSASUGA MONEY MORI, THE NIGGER OF NIPPON
>>31770032>It just sucks
Why don't you fucking fart in the mic to kill me already, Mori. I waited for HOURS for this and your lazy ass just ruins it again.Please just make a loud fart into my ears to destroy my brain and take me into heaven, It's been a rough day and at least I can die with some happiness
>>31769982I gave up after realizing the chat is 2 minutes behind, and I'm watching on my TV instead.
Did she put the mic wires in the wrong input on the XLR?
>>31769965She said it was because it was otherwise impossible to get a 3080/3090 in the current market, and considering streaming is literally her job (which brings hundreds of thousands to her per year) the couple hundreds extra you waste on a prebuilt feel perfectly justified when the other option is to wait and gimp your streams with an inferior card.
I went from having Mori as my oshi to literally fucking hating her. What a ride.
My sadistic side is enjoying my oshi's suffering, my normal side is just happy to see her stream. All in all, this is what I signed up for.
>>31770076*CLAP CLAP*
How do you not do a test stream with someone first?
>She got it yesterdayWhat?Why was it scheduled eariler then? She only delayed it hours before the first stream
>>31769863I'm at the breaking point. I don't even like ASMR, just pissed at the whole situation.TEST YOUR SHIT, MORIIF IT DOESN'T WORK - TEST IT UNTIL IT FUCKING WORKS
>>31770002Jesas
>>31769965Prebuilt is one of the only ways to get a 3090 right now. Not saying Ame isn't dumb, but she has mention multiple times why she opted for prebuilt.
>>31770042I knew a woman had to have drawn this. The art style gave it away.
>inb4 she just didn't connect the right/enough cables
What are the chances that the mic is legit broken?
>>31769928I guess my ESL is just showing and I need to do my reading comprehension reps
>Be lazy>halfassed at your job>barely communicate with fans on twitter if you're alive>"fuck it dude"so this is the "workaholic business lady" of holo EN
>>31769850but scuffed MiC
>>31769829It's either a loose wire (probably got jumbled up during shipping) or some fucked up setting on her mixer that's set the sensitivity on one side way too low so it's just not picking up sound unless she's loud.Figuring out that there is a problem and testing to see which of these two it is would be much, much easier to do offstream prior to going live but now that she's live there's not a whole lot she can do without blowing out her viewer's eardrums so it's yet another "wow Mori really should have spent an hour out of her busy day doing the very basic minimum prepwork"But we're talking about someone that hasn't been able to stream music mixing because she had technical difficulties with OBS capturing the window once and just hasn't bother trying to fix it once in the intervening 5 months.
>>31770045She said she got C's in school in everything except English.
>>31769863This is fucking hilarious. Glad the people who actually expected ASMR got BTFO.t. listens to ASMR and was never impressed with when holos do it. Not even Polka.
Ok be honest did you actually come into Mori's AMSR stream expecting it to work?
>>3177003210/10
>>31770076It's almost as if Noel's been doing ASMR for years as a professional or something.
>>31770095>indogsSEAniggers up and about tonight, huh? Explains a lot.
>>31770094Proof?
>>31769965Eh, that's completely different. Prebuilt if you don't trust yourself to build your own PC is a decision that doesn't hinge on frugality.
>>31770068Ina is a tryhard!!!!!!!!!!
Teamates getting uppity
Nice fucking """"ASMR"""" deadbraps, I was planning on falling asleep to this
>>31770011Helping Haachama get into shape and rewarding her with bareback baby-making sex.
>>31770076You would have that type of shit if you get fuckton of money from it and doing porn
>>31770076Noel is literally a professional ASMRer.
>>31770042BUT WHY
I think this might be the last straw fellow deadbeats. I might have to jump ship and make Gura my oshi now.
>>31769888>Its Noel's old ASMR mic she and Marine rubbed their tits againstJust imagine.
>>31770015Join us, anon.Join us in loving Polka.
>>31770042hot
>>31768982FUCK SEANIGS
>>31770002thanks for the chuckle
mori please call haachama or someone and ask for help I'm begging you
>>31770076CLAP CLAPNEXT MEME
She can't even test it right, hitting a fucking bottle quickly in each ear is not a test!
>>31770091As long as its scuffed, its Mori
>>31769897He also follows Amelia and Ina on Twitter
>>31770042Uhh that's hot.
>>31770137Calli's been doing music for years, I don't think expecting her to be able to set up a microphone is too much to ask.
>bought a used ASMR micDeadbeats I don't understand. Our boy is loaded. Is she still stuck in a poorfag mentality?
>>31770076Difference is that Mori will make $9k+ from this stream alone
Honestly I just don't get how people are getting any entertainment out of this
>>31770050all me
>>31770151from one sinking ship to another
>>31770139bazinga
>>31770117SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED 'SOMEONE' SHE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO HER OWN AUDIO AND DO A GOOGLE SEARCH
>>31769982The chat is 2 minutes behind. The deadbeats are deadweights
>>31770092Yes. She mentioned it in the 10th or 11th drawing stream when she noticed people were enjoying her draw and make noises without really talking during a period of focus.
>>31770015just go member the clown
Momento Mori Coco
>>31770112What made you go from loving her to hating her?
>>31770084sometimes the left side makes some loud (loud as the right side) clicks. I guess she can't read the flipbook.
NEW MIC FUND
This is just sad at this point, I feel bad for her.
>>31770095She is.>>31770138I'm not an indog and I like Reine. She's the best ID girl by a mile.
>ASMR autists seething
>>31770015Join the circus friend
>>31769986Do you not see the edit button literally in the screenshot?>>31770003There was a clip of him making NTR jokes about how he thought weebs love NTR from one of his Doom Eternal streams that he deleted.
>Mori streams>thread descends into shitWhy does this always happen
>>31770032Suffering kino.
>>31770002Every day Mori filters the fuck out of another weakling.
>>31770112the cycle repeats
>>31770135no
Fuck this, im gonna wait for Reine eating ASMR instead
this shit is mad scuffed mori my dude
>>31770084Everybody uses OBS for everything stream-related. There are countless ASMR streamers using OBS.OBS is only recognizing one channel because it's not getting a usable signal from the other channel, except intermittently where it suddenly detects that channel and loses it again. That's a hardware issue.
>>31768134>Your oshi >What asmrist are you listening to instead of mori
>>31770171Poorfag mentality is hard to get away from. Just like richfag mentality
>all this rage over not getting fap fodder/GFEI fucking LOVE this bitch.
>>31770076To be fair. Noel roomate has past experience.
>>31770097Other ENs like Ame and especially Ina always prepare for their streams
>ASMR in 24minshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy5YnKY-P-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy5YnKY-P-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy5YnKY-P-4
>>31770151Traded one flake for another KEK
why is calli so shit at the audio set up I thought she had to do all this as an indie?
>>31770076When AKG designed the C1, which turned into the C2, and which, in 1953, was refined enough to become the C12, the company already had sizable business with South America. So it made sure that its new studio condenser would work flawlessly in temperatures as high as 100º and humidity in excess of 90% - both conditions not unusual in Rio De Janeiro and other hubs of the sub-continent.
>>31770002the true mori experience
>Planned an ASMR stream days ago>Only got the ASMR mic yesterday>Got it USED>Didn't test it out beforeMORI HOLY SHIT
>>31770002fucking kek
>>31770167>Ame and Inaso he's an InaAme fag? I KNEW THEY WERE SCUM
>>31770135I never watch mori but also no.
>>31770091Calliope MoriOn this goddamn mic
>>31770210Cope of the year.
Oh shit, wait a second
>>31770089Is there any proof that they're dating?
Wait, suddenly it's decent.
>>31770125I'd sooner believe Mori fucked up than it being a broken mic.
>>31770200I need more of her dorky ass laugh in my life.
>>31770171Poorfag mentality combined with not knowing whether or not she's going to make this a regular thing.
>>31770151We don't need people like you.
>>31770193Something about her just sets people off, not as much as Kiara seems to though.
>>31770128Just because you work hard doesn't mean your work is good
>>31770002What the hell is Mori even good at? I don't even like her music except for Live Again.
>>31770184>Momentolatin reps, do em
>>31770042Korean women...
>>31770223>>Got it USEDew
>>31770002Im crying from laughing
>>31770183Lazy streams, broken promises, charlie obsession
>>31770207AmePatra
>>31770135I would be disappointed if it worked.
S T E R E O
IM HEARING DOUBLEFOUR MORIS
mori..............
Woah, what the fuck was that?
Wait, you can play as a skeleton in Divinity 2?
>>31770210"love this bitch" is only used for coco kaichou.
double mori
SHE HAS ASCENDED
>>31770112You'll be back in a week
double mori wouldnt be too bad
>2 mics2 mics>2 mics
>>31770172How much does Noel make from her ASMR streams on average?>NOW THERE ARE TWO MICSTHIS IS HELL
Accept Reine into your life deadbeats
This is unbelievably scuffed
>Double MoriNIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEE
what the hell Mori
>>31770032We'll tell you when it starts.
Two Mori just spoke to me
JUST SEND LA LION A DISCORD MESSAGE. SHE'LL DO IT FOR FREE
>DOUBLE MORI ON BOTH MY SIDES
>>31770104Jew mori could have sprung for a KU100 for her fans with all the money they've donated to her, but no.. It's craigslist mic time for deadbeats.
>>31770125Low. Mori is looking for excuses because she can't figure this out. But the truth is she's just terrible at technical stuff and gets discouraged when she's not immediately good at something.
See this shit? The mic works, she just doesn't know how to set it up.
>>31770223What the fuck was she going to do if the didn't play A way Out longer?Or is she just lying about getting it yesterday
We are almost there
>>31770215ID Mori will save us....
>>31770248Anon, I think that's the pun. Momentum. Get it?
>>31770015I joined Polka and haven't looked back since.>>31770161>HaachamaThe crackling might be pretty good with Mori's voice
>echo
I'm hoping for Mori to whisper the user manual into my ears, guaranteed 100% chance of restful sleeps listening to that
What I can hear sounds like shit. Sounds like shes in the room with the worst acoustics in the world.
>>31770151Good, the less of you fucks the better.
>>31770235>>31770093
>>31770215Thank fuck. "Better Mori" can't come quickly enough
>>31770184I, for one, am shocked I tell you. Shocked!
I'm not sure I can handle twin Moris
>>31770184Haato.......
>>31770133> Not even Polka.not even the members only?
>>31770210>fap fodder/GFENo one who watches her streams was expecting that retardchama
just leave it as double Mori...
>>31770223>used ASMR micimaginehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSgVGZnQ2-o
wait this feels kinda different
For real tho, this is just too good to be a character, is she ACTUALLY a dork?
>>31770128The old adage is "work smarter, not harder"Idiots like mori work hard.
I gave you one more chance Mori, but now never again
>>31770235newfag.. please do your archive reps before being a retard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>31770002how do I give an aka to a 4chan comment
>>31770002based schizo
MEN DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE THE REAL MORI ASMR STREAM RIGHT HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qouw-9etBtg
>>31770169What a retarded fucking take, knowing how to drive a civid doesnt qualify you to drive a 16 wheeler, theyre completely different forms of technology.
>>31770261Original Sin 2, yes
>>31770002Exactly.
>All these people defending this shitI like Mori but this is lazy as shit.
gas all SEAniggers
moriKYSi mean it
did she actually say it was used or did she assume so cause I think you are extrapolating what she said as a joke
>>31770135Lord, no.
>>31770318>character
>>31770223>>Got it USEDis this for real?
>>31770281>>31770274You- You... YOU DOUBLE MORI!
So... is this the double personality?
Whoa...Double Mori all the way
>>31770312I was
>>31770002>BROWSING TINDER FOR JAP DICK BUT IT TURNS OUT YOUR BOY IS TOO INTIMIDATING FOR JAPANESE MENGoddammit
>abandoning the asmr micprobably for the best.
first the kazoo, now the asmr mic
>There are people ITT that missed Haachama's 20 minute lotion ASMR session that ended abruptly with haachama saying in chat "I'm satisfied"
I just realized that this stream may dissuade the other ENs from trying real ASMR. That's be a shame.
>I'll just do what I should've done from the start and use two separate mics that I already owndeadbeats...
>>31770267Not as much as the jew will be
>>31770326I can almost smell it....
>>31770280Lioness Tech Tips>>31770125There's a chance but its more likely she can't figure it out and is just frustrated.
Mori homebrewing ASMR from her other two mics HOLY KEK MY SIDES I LOVE YOU DUMBASS
can we all agree that this stream is SOUL??
>>31770312lmao how new
>>31770337Just sent my boy an Akasupa.
>>31770171She doesn't know if it's used she's just making excuses. She's falling back on the ol' "I don't understand enough japanese to function in japanese society so the problem was probably a misunderstanding"
>>31770215MOMMY
mori "technology is too hard" unabomber
I AM 100% FUCKING SURE SHE'S JUST RETARDED AND THE MIC IS OKAY
>>31769755He got shot in the head, Anon.
>>31770141She built her current PC, and messed around trying to fix the dead on arrival 3080 PC. Prebuilt is just the only way to get the high end cards right now.
>>31770210Can't wait to see you cry on Valentine's week when the date stream happens.
>>31770210Seethe
Why can't you just test shit beforehand
Yeah, this is exactly how we all should've saw this ending.
>>31770223She said she tested it, and it wasn't working
>>31770215>actual fucking ASMR with the better, more competent MoriPraise the lord.
I feel bad for Deadbeats, honestly.
>>31770076*APPLAUD APPLAUD*
Please understand, Mori is very busy. She doesn't have time to test things before going live. She doesn't have time to learn how to play games. She doesn't have time to learn anything about Hololive. Because she works 4 jobs and she's very tired.Oh, wait.What's the excuse going to be going forward?
I fucking love this retard.
>>31770311Yes. Polka's ASMR is nice. But it's GFE shit. Her bedtime stories are more ASMR than her actual ASMR streams(for me) because I love narrative asmr than funny noises asmr.
>>31770340I think it was meant as a joke just wait for the video to end for a timestamp
>>31770315yummy
>>31770207InaPolka
>>31770315I am disgusted to the very core of my being. Who the fuck enjoys this garbage?
Mori is too realistic to be an idol...
>>31770353yeah, sure
>>31770267Noel? Or her roommate?
I don't understand why this bitch gets so much money for objectively low-quality streams.
>>31770267Pretty sure she makes more money on her non-hololive channel.
there are hardworking holos who legit lose sleep over prepping for a stream this women did a 5 minute test in the morning and has used 40 minutes of her stream doing live tech support
>>31770193She streams right as SEAmonkeys wake up and then again in at their primetime.
>>31770318I think it is. She's not deliberately cold or uncaring, she's just constantly dropping her spaghetti.
>>31770371I'm 100% sure you're a schizo.
>>31770315Jesas
This retardedness reminds me of my older sister.
>stream one hour a day every second day>don't have any other jobs>can't find any time to do the tiniest bit of research or preparation
>>31770315God I hate this. This is what I'm hoping she never does.
>>31770354I CAN'T BELIEVE MORI RUINED AUTONOMOUS SENSORY MERIDIAN RESPONSE
>>31770207PolkaNobuhime
>>31770404Yep
>>31770406That's what she said.
>I got the mic yesterdayThis is clearly a lie, she just doesn't want to admit she didn't try testing it
deadbeats, i'm sorry i was making fun of you... i didn't know...
>You said there would be ASMR>It's right here you god damn are you fucking deaf stop shouting DOUBLE MORI.
>>31770223But she talked about it arriving onstream last week.
I can't believe I had mori reading akas into my right ear only.
>>31770248Uno momento
>>31770412Ina..
>>31770323you've invented r*ddit gold, congrats
>>31770424That's not what I said, though.
new to Mori, is this the legendary cringe kino?
>>31770315hot
>>31770318As a wise man once said, you never go full retard. This is her in general.
>>31770420>still makes more money than you in a single hourare ya frustrated?
>>31770207InaIna
>>31770171You can take someone out of poverty. Taking the poverty out of someone, though...
>>31770002holy fuck i
>>31770353Link.
>>31770267Much less than her roommate makes. Noel's most recent Big Sister Ara Ara ASMR got her $2.5K total.
>>31770261Am I missing something? what a randon question...
>>31770150Shark fact! I now have shark penises in my google history.
>>31770318She's a massive sperg
>>31770318ponkotsu Mori
>>31770015This is only about 1/3rd as good as her members stuff, but here you go, anon.https://youtu.be/4oots7jSUSMIf you pay her five bucks she'll cuddle you, confess her love for you and then clean out your ears using only her tongue.
>>31769897Ame literally dropped a hint about this in her Superchat Sunday stream saying that she preferred "hands" to "feet". S*** said she loved N***'s hands being bigger than her own.
>>31770412Does it.... frustrate you?
>>31770434Did you literally ignore the part where she said she got it yesterday?Either way, she's lying and very lazy
I'm gonna Aka
>>31770450This is just bad
>>31770356Noel paypigs is higher than Mori
I don't think she actually got it used since she said she got new cables yesterday, I'm pretty sure it was just a joke>>31770431>>31770434wait did she lie?
New Gura dox on lolcow
>>31770450This is pure cringe unfortunately. She's done next zero prep.
40 minutes in... nice asmr stream fags
>>31770450No, cringekino is when she says stuff like "what you don't know, deadbeats, is that grim reapers are equipped with about 8 invisible hands"
>>31770194>implying that it the one that posted this isn't a deadbeat
>>31770455What's her highest earning hour? $10k? $15k? And she gets what, 30%? At that rate it'd take her at least a few streams to match what I get.