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Suikia was a sluts who deserved it.

>>3172647
Suika sure loves Nasus

jam it in

rape the maids

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.
As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

Use sword until tiny baby stops crying

>>3172656
Suikia?

>>3172666
So I was Yuugi?

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.
You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>>3172677
Sirry mongorians

>>3172677
shitty end. rewriting


You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." With these words guiding you, you rear your fist back, bringing it forth into the sun with the strength of a thousand youkai. As the sun rears back from the might blow, replacing itself hastily with the moon as you fall back to earth, you grin smugly at Suika."There. Now we can enjoy a good night's feast!"

Batman, like all Mongolians, hates the sun.

I was never really clear on the purpose of this pasta, other than to claim that suika likes to ride filthy horsemen.

>>3172706

What is the purpose of any pasta? To entertain.

In b4 yukkuri pastas...

Actually, those would be most welcome.

>>3172845

Speak for yourself.

>"Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space."

I always crack up at that line.

>>3172647
You probably should ask somewhere else.
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needs more detail on the pelvis thrusting competition

[X] Fuck the lake.

>>3172647
It took five minutes to rememember that Temujin is the real name of the one that ended his days named as Genghis Kahn.

I feel dumb now. Also, delicious pasta. A rare thing nowadays.

>>3173050

You should watch Mongol, awesome movie. Especially when the guy gets impaled while the camera is on the tip of the spear.

People that can't appreciate this pasta don't belong on /jp/.

>>3173152

>>3173533
It's true, China.
Better pack your bags.

I wish to be the little mongol horde...

>>3173602
Her name is Hong Meiling. ;_;

>>3172706
It was written for a thread on pooshlmer where they wrote bad ends for various Touhou characters.