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>> No.31654681

a

>> No.31655170

dick in ass

>> No.31655203
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Just a glass...

>> No.31655395

https://files.catbox.moe/6q5e7i.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/4hakat.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/wbbzpj.mp4

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https://files.catbox.moe/jkx6bc.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/xhw71h.webm

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Remember to do your /fit/-reps for Gura fellow Chumchads

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>>31654083
>>31655203
>>31656810
More wine my lord?

>> No.31657439
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>>31656810
>>31654083
10 (You)s and I'll ask Gura what her feet feel like with a red superchat on her next stream.

>> No.31658329

>>31657439
you'll do it anyway.

>> No.31659283

>gura will never beat your meatloaf

>> No.31659361

pedos

>> No.31661467

Is this the ***** thread?

>> No.31662953
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>eating peetzer in the bathtub
Gura is such a surprisingly decadent girl. One of so many things to love about her!

>> No.31663318

>>31662953
God, I wanna fuck her so bad.........

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>>31657439
I honestly think we haven't had enough feet mentions by Gura lately so I'm all for it.

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HER this antiHER that I just wanna hug my cute shark girl

>> No.31676681

Gura's feet c*nny.

>> No.31679545

>>31657439
Ok

>> No.31679850

>ywn be the cause for these noises
https://files.catbox.moe/s3ie7m.mp4

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>>31679850
holy shit

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>>31679850
Is that what it would sounds like.whenyou thrust into her?

>> No.31689337

>>31679850
i feel nothing

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>>31657439
have this you

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>> No.31695307

>>31663318
She's a fish...

>> No.31695338

>>31695307
Yes, and?

>> No.31695716

>>31695338
Have you seen shark puss?

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>>31657439
Ok then, have a ringfit fanart dump.

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>>31657439

>> No.31696037

>>31695716
I've watched The Lighthouse, so technically yes.

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>>31657439

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>>31657439

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>>31657439

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>>31657439

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>>31657439

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>>31657439

>> No.31698273

>>31654083
whats up with the accent? where is she from?

>> No.31699138

>>31698273
USA. I don't remember where from exactly

>> No.31701170

>>31699138
Not Canada?

>> No.31701686

>3d american whore
yup, this isnt /jp/

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>>31701170

>> No.31702058

>>31696159
what are those orange and blue dots in her hair?

>> No.31705363

>>31698273
Midwest.

>> No.31705458

>>31698273
Texas

>> No.31705493

>>31705363
>>31705458
So which is it

>> No.31706617

>>31705493
She's pretty confusing but she celebrated New Years at EST time so there's that.

>> No.31706890

>>31706617
To be fair she asked for people to vote when to stream... although the theory is that people chose EST so she would stream on her timezone.

>> No.31707021

>>31706890
Strength in numbers I guess. I just want whatever burger timezone she streams in to be better for EU fags like me. Whichever one that is.

>> No.31707061

>>31656810
I hope you'll get hit by a train and die you pedo.

>> No.31707242

>>31707061
>he defends cartoon drawings
It's time to go back.

>> No.31707267

How is her voice so cute bros?

>> No.31707733

>>31707242
Yeah because there's no such thing as slippery slope, right?

>> No.31707940

>>31707267

Because you have no bitches

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>>31657439
Do it, besides I need to save my money

>> No.31708947

>>31708856

Nasty

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>>31707733

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>> No.31710432

BOOM BAYBEE

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>>31679850
I'll kill you like I kill npcs in gta.

>> No.31710737

>>31710687

That has zero ass. Looks a white girl

>> No.31710783

>>31710737
Good.

>> No.31710861

>>31710687
Whoops, inteded for here >>31707061

>> No.31710862

>>31710783

You're white and have no rights

>> No.31710972

>>31707733
that's the same with hardcore porn anon, is there any data that shows how it increases sexual violence?
normal people can distinguish from cartoon/fiction and reality

>> No.31711342

>>31679850
No, but he is.
https://streamable.com/k7o5na

>> No.31711875

>>31710687
I want to eat this ass

>> No.31711957

>>31711875

No one cares

>> No.31712092

>>31710972
>normal people
Where do you think you are?

>> No.31712227

>>31701686
Japanese company
Japanese design artist
Japanese senpai
Japanese fans
Japanese culture

>> No.31712327

>>31712227
>Japanese fans
90% of her fanbase consists of burger and euro kids. Bitch doesn't even know Japanese unlike Kiara and Mori.

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>>31712227

>> No.31712453

>>31712327

Mori is a washed up Keak Da Sneak nobody

>> No.31712535

>>31712327
>Mori.
>"knows" japanese
ogey

>> No.31714097

>>31712453
Still better than this talentless pedobait.
>>31712535
Yes she does.

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>>31712227
>Falling such an obvious bait
Anon, your lurking reps....

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>>31711875

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>>31707733

The only thing slippery here is Gura's loli cunny that I wanna fuck

>> No.31720222

I want to put her cute little feet on my mouth and suck on them hard for hours.

>> No.31720410

i want to give gura a hug

>> No.31724408
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Building a homestead out in the countryside with Gura!

>> No.31734622

>>31720410
Things are getting too degenerate around here

>> No.31734989

So is she not streaming today?

>> No.31735041

>>31734622
oh no, it's totally okay if you want to plow her little cunny until she can't feel her legs anymore, i was just in a mood of wanting to hug her at that specific moment in time

>> No.31735268

>>31711342
wait who is he

>> No.31737946

>>31735041
Still a bit too extreme to talk about h*gs like that but it's ok i wont report you

>> No.31738063 [DELETED] 

>>31735268
roomates ex british bf

>> No.31738129

Just to point something out /jp/. Gura has shark torso which is a bit lighter that her tail is. Can someone draw her more accurate? Thank you.

>> No.31738139

Is she really a loli if she's played by someone 18+

>> No.31738205

>>31738139
Loli can be seen as a body type.

>> No.31738271

>>31738139
Is Rushia?

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>>31655395
thank you based sneezeposter

>> No.31744132

>>31679850
someone should send this to v*nti. been too long since we had a good shitshow.

>> No.31744178

>>31735268
go back

>> No.31744356

>>31698273
>accent
i never know what people are referring to when they say she has an accent. she sounds completely normal to me.

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>>31714097
>talentless
i wish i could be this talentless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82T8yOG5MTk

>> No.31744572

>>31744356
everyone has an accent. accent just means the way you pronounce things. if you don't hear it, it likely means her accent is similar to your accent.

>> No.31745808

>>31744356
You do know everybody has an accent, right Anon? I'm too good at telling the difference between American ones. But something does seem off about hers. My geography is shit, but it sounds almost southern sometimes.

>> No.31745853

>>31745808
yes, i noticed that during her debut. she mostly sounds midwestern but she's really a grab bag of a bunch of different regional sounds.

>> No.31746022

>>31701732
Have Kiara gone back home?

>> No.31746054

>>31746022
Has
fix

>> No.31746189

>>31744506
She relies on autotune even more than when she was collabing with Belle Delphine.

>> No.31747894

Anyone got any info on her IRL name? What country shes from?

>> No.31748267

>>31747894
Will tell after you kill yourself

>> No.31749082

>>31746189
get your ears checked faggot. there is no autotune in that song.

>> No.31749174

>>31747894
yeah her name is Steve Dorner from Wichita, Kansas (77284). 34 years old, 6'3", 280

>> No.31749488

>>31749082
he's been trying with this awful bait for months anon, just ignore him

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What will shork do today?

http://poal.me/xjddsh

>> No.31752305

I love gura

>> No.31752875

>>31654083
is the fin detachable?

>> No.31754804
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9 + 10 = 11

3 x 5 = 35

What further math truths can you derive from these two facts?

>> No.31754854

>>31754804
anon that's not right though. 5 × 5 = 35.

>> No.31754936

>>31749174
One of those facts is actually correct. Leave the rest for him to figure out himself.

>> No.31755361

>>31754936
lol if any of those were even close, that's my oldest 'literally who' copypasta

>> No.31755789

Are you guys just okay with her still fucking jay I guess?

>> No.31755924

>>31755789
She keeps me somewhat sane so yes

>> No.31756363

>>31747894
You first anon, what's your name, address and credit card number?

>> No.31756444

>>31755361
>>31754936
6'3, 280 is the correct answer. Ironically, while playing a loli character, she's huge and buff irl, master of jiu jitsu and krav maga. She will break you like a twig.

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>>31752202
She won't even tweet that she's working on the schedule, or that she's taking the day off. I used to think it might be because she didn't care but I'm starting to realize that's exactly what it is.

>> No.31756504

>>31755789
She has not and never will fuck Jay.

>> No.31756525

>>31657439
Did he do it?

>> No.31756540

>>31755789
Ogey, still believe rrats dead

>> No.31756560

reminder that Gura is not a loli

>> No.31756679

>>31756461
she does at least kinda imply she's working on the schedule, usually by unpinning the old one, and on rare occasions by posting a community poll.

>> No.31756819

>>31756461
By this logic Korone gives even less fucks. She just gives out one date for next stream, sometimes a multiple choice so you have to guess which one she decides on.
Different holos have different style. I feel Gura is equal parts lazy and indecisive when it comes to her schedule.

>> No.31759510

>>31756679
>>31756819
Looks like something else is going on behind the scenes..... I feel kind of bad for making fun of her now.

>> No.31759536

>>31759510
i think she has sleep problems and anxiety

>> No.31759723

>>31759510
She's probably like me and has atrocious sleep schedule, if any at all. I almost overslept my work several times and only double alarm saved me.

>> No.31761172

You know that she's a fujo, right?

>> No.31761210

>>31761172
で?

>> No.31761383
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My ramble on why I love Gura:

1. Her personality resonates with me. It's hard to put in words how she makes me feel, but it's a cross between a chill buddy you hang out with and a loving mom. Every word she says seems so perfectly crafted and designed to make you smile and she always tries to stay positive. She's really funny at times and really endearing too, even when she makes mistakes, makes you want to root for her. Her sense of humor and references/pop culture are really fitting to me as a western audience.

2. Her singing is amazing. I'm not an expert but I do play a few instruments and sang in choir for many years. Her tone is clear, cute, and precise. To me, you can tell her musicality and sense of music is really good and she does more than just "hold a pitch". It also shows in her rhythm game skills. It's hard to put in words, but it's kind of like how you can tell a talented Broadway actor from an amateur, you can just tell who's more natural to watch/listen to.

3. Her voice is very cute. It's so soothing. Her design is also very cute.

4. She's not the best at games, but the way she tackles them is very entertaining, it's very relatable to me.

This is a ramble, it's hard to put the way I feel about her in words. I just really love and respect her and her content, and hope for many more streams to come.

>> No.31761558

>>31761172
Hot.

>> No.31761915
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>>31761383
Keep it up, bud. Shout your love from the rooftops!

>> No.31763108

>>31761383
BASED

>> No.31763578

Is Gura kill? Info blackout sucks

>> No.31763706

>>31763578
nah this is normal

>> No.31764639
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I've done it! I have finally composed the true body of Gura so you can start drawing her real body. Based on what she said about hydrodynamics in sharks, and the lack of boing boings being a reason to this is is safe to say she has a shark torso. Add that to the presence of tail and first dorsal fin and we get 100% shark body with just hands and legs with human head up to collarbone added. She also has gills where her rib cage is located (from what she admitted).

So this is how she looks like in reality!

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>> No.31764701

>>31764639
oh no... she's never said anything to contradict this...

>> No.31765632

>>31764639
Would touching her gills be painful to her?

>> No.31765753

>>31765632
If you call immense pleasure pain, then yes.

>> No.31766161

>>31754804
So I decided to put my math hat and and figure out under what system of math this could actually be true. My first attempt was to assume that addition and multiplication are the same, but that the digits hold different value than we're used to, with some unknown, possibly non-10 base, we get the following (digits with stars are variables representing the unknown value of those digits in this hypothetical system, and b is the base in this system):

9* + 1*b + 0* = 1*b + 1*
3* x 5* = 3*b + 5*


9* + 0* = 1*
3* x 5* = 3*b + 5*

9* + 0* = 1*
3* x 5* - 5* = 3*b

9* + 0* = 1*
b = (3* x 5* - 5*) / 3*

b = (3* x (5* - 1)) / 3*

b = (5* - 1)

Two interesting things to note here, is that the sum of these new digits 9 and 1 is the new 0, which is how modular arithmetic works in base 10, and that there is a digit that is one greater than the base, which is a contradiction.

My next guess was to look into some kind of modular arithmetic, and it turns out, these equations hold true for p=2 and 4, plus the trivial p=1. p=2 is an interesting case, since it means she is literally only correct about the parity (i.e. she only got correct whether the numbers were even or odd), while p=4 is non-prime, so I can't even pretend she was working in a Galois field.

Conclusion: Gura is dum, and not even graduate level mathematics can help her wriggle her way out of it.

>> No.31766251

>>31766161
you should have just redefined the operators, retard

>> No.31766305

>>31765632
Shark gills are a favored spot for dolphins to attack.

>> No.31766404

>>31766251
If we refine the operators, then we can trivially define them on their known domains

+ : {9} x {11} -> {10}
x: {3} x {5} -> {35}

With no meaning added to any of the symbols, no any relationships between them, which is tremendously uninteresting. It is only by preserving the interesting structure of + and x, which is inherent from digit-base systems (e.g. 25 = 2 * 10 + 5) can we have anything interesting to talk about.

>> No.31766596

>>31766404
k

>> No.31766660

>>31675652
Based.

>> No.31767307

>>31766161
Cool, but can you make a meatloaf, nerd? Didn't think so.

>> No.31767550

>>31767307
I can cook a chili that'll kick your meatloaf's ass from here to next Sunday, "Nerd".

>> No.31770043

>>31767550
kek

>> No.31772989

>>31767550
Why are brapbeats like this?

>> No.31773537

Gura used to be my favorite but she has failed to show up to stream multiple times along with cancel at least once a week. We should all UNSUB from Gura and sub to someone better (like KFP or Mori)

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I saw this posted a while back. Is it true? Do Cirno and Gawr Gura share a lot of similarities?

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>>31773537
I agree, Gura has let me down for the last time.

>> No.31773720

>>31772989
Can't say I've been accused of that one before now.

>> No.31773882

>>31773537
>cancel at least once a week
Why do you lie, anon? She canceled 4 streams in 4 months. One of those was a shitty Overcooked collab too.

>> No.31774222

>>31773720
Just a joke about chili and braps.

>> No.31774361

>>31773537
Imagine being Gura and having no idea why I'm the most subscribed hololive, and also being scared to fail at live up everyone's expectations at long term.

>> No.31774821

>>31774222
Sure, but why mori? I've been out of the loop for a month or two, did the brapfags claim her as their own somehow?

>> No.31778256

>>31759536
>>31759723
I mean she already confirmed she has a shit sleep schedule. She said in one of the MC streams that she'll sleep 4 hours one day and then 12 hours the next. Typical hikki sleep habits.

>> No.31782802

>>31773625
she said cirno's perfect math class is one of her favorite songs in taiko no tatsujin too

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I love this dummy shark!

>> No.31783292

>>31773625
Yep, separated at birth

>> No.31783377

>>31778256
i should probably clarify. i think there's a difference between having a weird sleep schedule and having sleep problems, and from her comments i get the impression that she's unhappy with her sleep schedule and having trouble changing it.

>> No.31783401

>>31774361
Hot

>> No.31783461

>>31766161
>so I can't even pretend she was working in a Galois field.
Galois theory stream when?

>> No.31783559

>>31766161
damn i wish i wasn't retarded

>> No.31784031

>>31783377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoEMQBAcEg&t=6625s
Literally said she had anxiety-induced insomnia. I don't want to be a concernfag, but it's hard not to when she says it herself.

>> No.31784066

>>31784031
i just wish there were some way i could help...

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>> No.31784294

>>31784066
I know how you feel. Sadly we're powerless to help in so many ways.

>> No.31784383

>>31773625
Not really, especially the last bit. She doesn't overshadow jack these days since there are much more interesting and sexy fairies than Cirno.

>> No.31784503

>>31784383
That's true, she isn't even top 10 in the popularity poll.

>> No.31784705

>>31765632
for you

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>>31773537
>>31773674
I agree too, fellow KF-I mean chumbuddies.
As a sign of protest we should all unsubscribe and cancel memberships to this lazy shaaark, and buy memberships of our hardworking, majestic phoenix who never cancels streams and always puts up schedules on time!

>> No.31788516

>>31773625
>One syllable meme
>One syllable
>One
Baaaaa—Kaaaaa

>> No.31788772

>>31756444
based

>> No.31791673
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>> No.31792077

>>31784066
Just tell Gura you believe in her.

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>> No.31794478

>>31766404
We'll just have to wait for more Gura math facts. Basing a mathematical system on just two pieces of information is not enough to decipher the whacky numbers cooking up in Gura's shark brain

>> No.31794536

>>31794478
and after all that effort, he even based that b-list autism on a fake gura math fact. she never once said 3 × 5 = 35.

>> No.31795863

I want to fuck Gura in the ass.

>> No.31796315
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i want to spoon with gura

>> No.31801363
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31801363

Post some SHARK FACTS

>> No.31804395
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>>31656810

>> No.31804517

stupid cunt I hope her liver fails from all her alcoholism

>> No.31804576

Post the fucking schedule you shit.

>> No.31804589
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31804589

I want to play with Gura's ponytail and sniff it after she plays Ring Fit Adventure.

>> No.31804823

>>31804589
i want gura to stop bathing for a week and then smell her body

>> No.31805346

>>31804823
Her pussy would smell like fish.

>> No.31805588

>>31805346
uuoohh

>> No.31807385
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SHE FINALLY TOOK DOWN HER SCHEDULE FROM LAST WEEK. IT'S HAPPENING CHUMBUDS.

>> No.31807891

>>31807385
Oh good she's alive!!

>> No.31808022

>>31807385
i'm so relieved

>> No.31809881

>>31794536
Excuse you, my autism is an A- at worst.

>> No.31809985

She posted in Calli's chat, shark is alive

>> No.31810128

>>31809881
you use a data set that was 50% wrong, anon.

>> No.31811400
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When's this bitch covering cuuuuum gang?
https://youtu.be/TL470fJMi7w

>> No.31811421

>>31807385
Did sho do anything else, like retweet some fanarts? If not, then it's probably just Enma...

>> No.31811597

>>31810128
Fine.

Assuming >>31754854 is the correct one, then we get

(5*)^2 = (3*)b + (5*)
(5*)^2 - (5*) - (3*)b = 0

Which lets us solve for (5*) using quadratics, which gives

5* = (1 +/- sqrt(1 - (3*)12b)) / 2

If we're assuming that we're still working over the positive integers, then 1 - (3*)12b has to be a positive, perfect square. The only way this works is if

(3*) = 0

This leads to

(5*)^2 = (3*)b + (5*)
(5*)^2 = (5*)
(5*)^2 - (5*) = 0
(5*) = 0,1

We already have (3*) = 0, so that must mean that

(5*) = 1

Shockingly, we have enough information to figure out which symbols correspond to 0 and 1, meaning we can reconstruct the peano numerals

n :: (3*) | S(n) = 0 | S(n)
0 :: (3*)
1 :: (5*) = S((3*))
2 :: S(1) = S((5*))
...

Because we have only 5 symbols, (0*, 1*, 3*, 5*, 9*), we know that

b >= 6

We know that 0* + 9* = 1*, and 0 and 1 are already taken, lets arbitrarily pick 0* to be the smaller of the two (the results are symmetrical if you want to pick the other way around), which means that 0* is at least 2. If we arbitrarily let

(*9) = 3

then we get

(*1) = 5

Which leaves us with

0=3*,1=5*,2=0*,3=9*,5=1*, b=6

A nearly complete base-6 number system, just missing the digit for 4. If we can find such a digit, then we would be able to reconstruct the rest of mathematics using this sytem.

So, I concede, anon, Gura is not dum, she is just profoundly confused.

>> No.31811682

>>31811421
>>31809985

>> No.31811738

>>31811597
k

>> No.31811816

>>31744356
i dont hear an accent either anon but i thought shes from florida or something

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IT'S HERE!

>> No.31812855

>>31812532
wait i think half of the JST times are wrong

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>>31812532
Excellent schedule!

>> No.31812973

who is jay?

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>>31812532
>All yuro times are 3-5 am.
That's it. I'm shifting my sleep time to 15-23.

>> No.31813994

>>31761383
Reminder that even if she see's this she'll only see you nothing but a viewer worth 0.001$.

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No Gura nooo!!!

>> No.31814345

I'm new to loving gura. does gura stream from both youtube and twitch? or where is the chat in her in video streams from?

>> No.31814597

>>31814345
youtube only. that's the live chat from youtube. you can tell because there is occasionally text instead of four hundred ugly emotes in a giant blank meaningless wall.

>> No.31814668

>>31814597
it seems like a new trend to me. do you think it will only get bigger from here?

>> No.31814785

>>31813246
The en girls schedules streaming around each other. You can tell by how Ina always dose around 12-3 pm pst. Ame usually does 3 pm to 6 pm pst. And gura finishes it off with a stream around 6-9 pm pst. So yea I dont think Gura will stream live at Euro friendly times.

Cali and Kiara have more wiggle room since they are in jp time zones.

>> No.31815081

>>31812532
>red dead redemption 2
She wants to be a cowboy

>> No.31815130

>>31815081
Who doesn't?

>> No.31815204

>>>/b/844068821

>> No.31815910

>>31812973
jay mama

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>> No.31816608

>>31812532
- double mario kart
- double member stream
- she picked the movie herself without some stupid poll
- 1½ zatsudan streams (minecraft counts for half)
- yeeeeeehaw cowboy
- all starting between 9-11 pm EST
- only one ring fit, not two
- three new game titles

it's like she designed this just for me, i couldn't be happier

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>> No.31817256

Cute image dump anon

>> No.31817451

Gura is dumb and frustrates me to no end. Why do I still like her.

>> No.31817620

Could Gura's computer handle RDR2 and streaming at the same time?
Her bitrate is horrendous in lighter games already.

>> No.31817744

>>31817620
i think she might use her PS4 and capture interface for it.

>> No.31818256

She's supposedly building a new pc right? Hard to get gpus unless you go prebuilt right now I think.

>> No.31818376

>>31818256
about the most she's said is that she wants to. it doesn't seem to me like the kind of thing she would discuss in detail, though.

>> No.31818441

>>31818376
Yeah she's never been one to talk about her set up or behind the scenes stuff.
Unless you count her rubbing her feet on the tower window and slamming her glass desk lol

>> No.31818458

>>31654083
Did you get permission from Jay to post his prostitute?

>> No.31818465

>>31818441
about the only exception to that pattern i can think of is when she told us about her keyboard in the first muse dash stream.

>> No.31818501

>>31812532
awful fucking taste
>zatsu
you will never be Japanese.

>> No.31818583
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THEY'RE

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>>31818583
LOVERS

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>> No.31819872

>>31812532
>rdr 2
I wonder what will happen when she gets to the scenes where they start throwing around the word nigger and talking about slavery lmao

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>>31812532
What happened to the ASMR JOI stream? Was that not supposed to be this week?

>> No.31819982

>>31819872
Maybe it has a censored/streamer mode?

>> No.31819983

Within the next 4 years tops, my tongue and my girlfriends tongue will both be inside Gura's pussy in a hotel room. I've already figured out how it's all going down. How to meet her, get close to her, win her over, everything. Unless she's not actually bisexual, it's pretty much a done deal. I've never been wrong about anything like this in my life, I always succeed at my goals eventually. Remember this post in 2024-25. Maybe sooner.

>> No.31820005

>>31819983
take your meds bro.

>> No.31820017

>>31819982
why would they censor it? if anything trying to hide that shit would probably get you eviscerated by twitter types. definitely going to make for some uncomfortable moments lol. iirc they start saying "darkies" and low tier slurs like that in the first like 5 minutes.

>> No.31820086

>>31820017
Yeah I have a feeling that stream is gonna get 69'd by enma.

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>>31819983
4 years? Tick tock, my bud.

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>>31820090
I wonder what she tastes like down there... Must be heavenly. The sounds she'd make when you lick her would be so cute...

>> No.31820293

You're watching an american hambeast who speaks english. This is not even remotely connected to japan.

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>>31820293
Fuck you fuck you fuck you she's a perfect and cute soft shark girl with cute and warm perfect feet and you can go fuck right off please

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>>31819983
Update on how it's going every now and then pls. Thanks friend.

>> No.31821380

>>31738139
25 year old loli

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>I'm so proud of you. this is so good. YES. MORE.
She says this as Jay treats her like his personal cumdumpster. How do chumcucks cope?

>> No.31821684

>>31821609
Jay is a giganigger and so are you. He didn't deserve her.

>> No.31821713

>>31821609
Obligatory
https://streamable.com/k7o5na

>> No.31821722

>>31821609
t. Jay after his depression meds

>> No.31821746

>>31821684
to be fair, most of us don't for a lot of our relationships. it's not acting like a loser after we fuck things up and learning from our mistakes that makes a man

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>>31821609
WHY?

>> No.31821913

>>31821609
Can't you block friend notifications on switch? I don't own one so idk about it. She should've just blocked every notification like that to avoid these schizos.

>> No.31822012

>>31821913
She tried to hide it by panic pausing but to no avail.
https://streamable.com/qs7yvz

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>>31821609
>2 tahun talu
>lihat 4 balasan
seaniggers everybody

>> No.31822346

Did that guy ever finish editing that one Mosquitone dojin to be about Gura? Did he make a folder of his progress anywhere? I want to see it again

>> No.31822379

>>31821609
Ruskies and SEAnigs should be rangebanned.

>> No.31822724

>>31773625
>is weak

>> No.31823025

Anyone got the clip of Gura talking about bandaids and peach fuzz

>> No.31823378

Bros... Why are her feet so perfect?

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this will be gawr gura in a year, thoughs?

>> No.31823444

>>31823402
4 months, top.

>> No.31823498

>>31823402
hola el bano, no se que se pasa, una servesa por favor si?

>> No.31823523

>>31820086

The language is different, but neither of the LA Noire streams got deep-sixed and they contain language that's just as offensive.

>> No.31823620

>>31823523
they literally talk about slave masters raping slaves in the game so it will be interesting to see her navigate that one lol

>> No.31823726

>>31823402
And everything ends regardless so what's your point? If she can achieve that iconic moment of beating Ai, she can be declining for all I care, the Vtuber world will remember her and awaits the next one.

>> No.31826551

>>31823402
It's a shame Kizuna got fucked so hard by the dumb VA controversy.

>> No.31827262

>>31749082
I don't think autotune is used. But there is heavy reverb and probably even tons of overdubbing. But even if it's only the reverb, everybody who went to a proper karaoke place once knows, that it's practically impossible to sing bad with tons of reverb.

>> No.31830868

>>31823402
Gura never wanted to be the face of EN, she gets anxiety from all the pressure. Having a smaller dedicated audience wouldn’t be so bad, even her member streams are too chaotic at the moment.

>> No.31831230

>>31823523
Yelling about japs and dropping the hard r nigger are two very different things in the eyes of twitter retard sjws.

>> No.31831274

>>31831230
well, don't worry, i'll record it.

>> No.31834015

>>31827262
What? Are you serious ?

>> No.31834201

>>31834015
anon you know there's a youtube video where a professional vocal coach analyzes that performance and concludes that there are no electronic effects modifying her voice, right?

>> No.31835606

>>31834201
I just never see someone could write such bullshit with utmost confident like that anon. I need to make sure he's not trolling.

>> No.31835718

>>31835606
like i said, he's been here for months and he never gets any better at it

>> No.31836003

>>31834015
>>31834201
>>31835606
>>31835718
are you idiots denying that there is reverb in that video? I have no idea what you are talking about, but this is clearly not her natural voice without any effects. Not sure if overdubbing is used though, but that would be an industry standard I wouldn't shame her for doing it.
I can't find good example of reverb vs without, but this is maybe a good start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2oI24O1OE

>> No.31836021

>>31836003
nobody cares lol fuck off

>> No.31836185 [DELETED] 

where is that bell delphine collab? I can't find it anywhere.

>> No.31839159

>>31821609
What does "PM" mean?

>> No.31839208

>>31830868
What? She's an attention whrore.

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>>31839159
private message

>> No.31839481

>>31821609
Do you know what the worst thing about this? We will never find out the truth. We need a real DETECTIVE.

>> No.31839557

>>31822379
It's not russian, you moron. I think it's kazakh.

>> No.31839758

Can someone take her seiyuu's previous work name off of the filter? This is annoying, especially because you can say her actual name. I know you're here, sharkmeido, I want an answer.

Also, she's cute, spare me.

>> No.31839944

>>31839758
vtubers aren't seiyuu

>> No.31840004

>>31839944
She wasn't filtered at all up until HoloEN's debut. Check the archive.

>> No.31840091

>>31840004
whatever you say anon

>> No.31840676

>>31839758
no
-t.maidos

>> No.31840825

>>31823402
>in a year
In a 100 days, if she keeps going at her current pace.

>> No.31841023

>>31840004
>>31839758
Anon, nobody cares. It's a part of vtuber etiquette to leave chuuba's previous character(s) out of conversation unless she brings it up herself. The filter is there specifically for faggots like you. Deal with it or fuck off.

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>>31654083
Gawr gura is just a smol women. smol woman need to be ground pounded and bred too.

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>>31839758
Kill yourself.

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>>31843008
Did Ame ever figure out who killed Ina?

>> No.31862853

>Gura finally has a stream
>It's with Whori

>> No.31863419

>>31862853
kill yourself my dude

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>> No.31863899

>>31863751
cute bloops!

>> No.31873040

>>31821609
Is this faggot really black?

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>>31818637
I'm sorry Gura, but you've lost. Ame is ours, and we are her little fishies.
Heads up though, you have literally almost two millions of chumflakes all lusting for you immensely.

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