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3164480 No.3164480 [Reply] [Original]

Why is the king so dumb?

>> No.3164490

well it's not like she ever had much of a reason to swim considering she spent 99% of her life in heavy armor.

>> No.3164494

Sage for not /jp/ related.

Bitch is English.

>> No.3164496

>>3164490
She also had to hide her sex so swimming was out of the question.

>> No.3164507

>>3164496
Also the English used to believe too much water would turn you into a seal.

>> No.3164510

King is a baka

>> No.3164511

Huh, I didn't know that. I learned something today, thanks /jp/!

>> No.3164530

>>3164494
British.

Nowadays we use the terms interchangeably, but back in her time it was different.

>> No.3164552

>>3164480

if she marries shirou she'll need to learn how to swim since she'll be swimming in his cum

>> No.3164557

Newfag here. What is this from?

>> No.3164562

>>3164552
She would never do such a thing.

The other two sluts, maybe.

>> No.3164563

Because if she could swim then she would've crossed the channel and conquered the rest of Europe, too.

>> No.3164564

>>3164557
Tsukihime.

>> No.3164566

>>3164552
>if she marries shirou she'll need to learn how to swim since she'll be swimming in his mana

Fixed.

>> No.3164588
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3164588

The pool is always a fun place to relax and-

WAIT WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

>> No.3164608

>>3164563
Why didn't know how to build boats?

>> No.3164609

>>3164588
She saw your penis, and she found it very amusing.

>> No.3164612

Sometimes I wonder where /jp/ gets these images...

>> No.3164616

>>3164588

Your bikini became undone and she's staring at your hardened nipples.

>> No.3164627

>>3164609
It's her own fault for having unrealistically high standards for cocks.

>> No.3164646

>>3164627
Actually, she canonically underestimates the size of penises.

What, she was amazed at the size of an erect japanese penis. Think about it. She prolly had a heart attack in Europe after that.

>> No.3164653

>>3164646
>implying Rin has seen European penises

Please. She only wants one dick, and that's Shirou's.

>> No.3164654

>>3164646
But shirou isn't full japanese is he

>> No.3164659

>>3164653
Rin is a slut, she wouldn't be able to resist.

>> No.3164665

>>3164654
He is.

>> No.3164674

>>3164665
Lol red hair. But yeah.

>> No.3164677

>>3164659
She's a slut for women. Shirou is the only guy she's even been attracted to.

>> No.3164680

>>3164659
Rin is not a slut. She's a good girl.

>> No.3164684

>>3164665
I was going to say "signs point to no", but then I remembered that hair color is meaningless.

>> No.3164691

Rin doesn't have the desire to see another penis, she's still traumatized from being jackhammered

>> No.3164694

Rin eats more pussy than a starving wolf, just an FYI.

>> No.3164695

>>3164677
Oh well, it's true. She enjoys licking carpet.

...Even worse then. Dildoes are huge.

>> No.3164698

>>3164691
Pfft, she enjoyed it and you know it because she's a slut

>> No.3164709

>>3164698
He did make her climax, even if she doesn't want to admit it.

>> No.3164712

>>3164698
She is not a slut, but she did enjoy it. She had an orgasm. All her crying and bitching doesn't change the fact she came.

>> No.3164714

>>3164712
The response will be "all women are sluts."

>> No.3164715

>>3164709
>>3164712
Rincamebuckets mind

>> No.3164719

>>3164715
"People who played F/sn"mind?

>> No.3164727
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3164727

Stupid Shirou. You're supposed to be gentle with virgins.

Oh well, he won't have to worry about it if he ever get a chance to do it with her again.

>> No.3164734

The two pics look a lot like official art.
Are they from Fate/allow ataraxia? I haven't played it yet.

>> No.3164737

>>3164727
Virgins aren't gentle with virgins at that age. At least I found it realistic. Once he was in, he became a beast.

>> No.3164748

>>3164734
Yes they are.

>> No.3164751

>>3164737
Can't really blame him. I probably would have gone crazy with her as well.

>> No.3164757

>>3164751
Wouldn't we all.

Of course, that would make her like girls even more.

>> No.3164760

>>3164757
It's impossible for her to like girls more than she already does.

>> No.3164761

So, what's the current status of Fate/hollow ataraxia's translation? I recall someone on beast's lair working on one.

>> No.3164770

>>3164761
It's deaadd.

>> No.3164776

>>3164761
Release status: When it's done.

>> No.3164778

>>3164770
aw
I'll just take a look at the cg on danbooru then.

>> No.3164787

>>3164530

Briton.

Nowadays we use the terms interchangeably, but back in her time it was different.

>> No.3164792

>>3164776
Sweet! I'll be able to read F/ha while playing Duke Nukem Forever!

>> No.3164794

http://amukunau.blogspot.com/

Doesn't look dead to me.

>> No.3164815
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3164815

She was a disgusting savage.

>> No.3164823

>>3164794
>Saturday, July 18, 2009

>> No.3164838

>>3164823
Oh, cool. I'll be looking forward to it.

>> No.3164842

>>3164823
That's only a month. It's not like it's been a year.

>> No.3164847

>>3164823
Hey, it's not as if they exist only to translate obscure fandisks and write a new blog entry every day! Give them a break; it'll probably be done before the UBW movie is finished!

>> No.3164851

>>3164823
He usually only updates around once a month.

>> No.3164888

>>3164737
If only he came inside. I would have loved to see her reaction to that.

>> No.3164921

>>3164563
She couldn't even defeat the Saxons. I'm sure that either the Spanish, Sarracens or even the Franks would've kicked their ass all the way to Camelot.

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3164949

>>3164480

>> No.3164986

>>3164949
...I don't get it.

>> No.3165127

>>3164888
Wait. He didn't? Can't remember, but I thought they had to orgasm at the exact same time which wouldn't leave too much to pull out.

>> No.3165369

Because the king is moe.

Also, anyone have the image of Saber having trouble saying Fate/Hollow Ataraxia?

>> No.3165392
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3165392

>>3165369

>> No.3165408

>>3165127
He pulled out at the last second and splattered all over her.

>> No.3165437 [SPOILER] 
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3165437

>>3165408
It was pretty hot actually.

>> No.3165440

>>3165392

thanks

>> No.3165452

>>3165437
Oh... how did I forget about that.
Damn, Shirou must have extremely good reflexes.

>> No.3165467

>>3165452
He trains with Saber.
Nearly every day.

>> No.3165498

I think he gets to cum inside Rin in FHA. But that will never be translated so we'll never know how she reacts to it.

>> No.3165509

>>3164490
That's dumb. Swimming is one of the common exercises for knights. Nasu didn't know that because he is busy adding moe moe shit to his characters with little regard to historical accuracy.

>> No.3165511

>>3165498
Probably "oh... now I will get pregnant..." bullshit.

Though I do want to see what she says while blowing him. And she seems so happy during all of it... too bad it's Avenger.

>> No.3165521

>>3165511
It's not Avenger. It's a side-scene that isn't part of the main HA story.

>> No.3165539

>>3165521
Hm? I thought Shirou wasn't involved at all in FHA.

So... does that mean all side stories happened with Shirou... and he got to fuck them all besides Caster and Ilya (and Taiga... and Bazett who is clearly even more into girls than Rin)? Lol w00t.

>> No.3165548

>>3165511
>I do want to see what she says while blowing him
Probably not a lot with his giant cock in her mouth.

>> No.3165573
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3165573

>>3165548
But it seems like she spends an awful lot of time staring at it.

>> No.3165585

>>3165573
She looks like she has never seen a penis before.

>> No.3165596

>>3165539
>Bazett who is clearly even more into girls than Rin
Bazett is into fucking Avenger.

>> No.3165613

>>3165539
The side stories are disconnected from each other as well, for the most part. For example, the Rin side stories assume she's the heroine, etc.

Also, Caren is the only one who actually gets fucked by Avenger.

>> No.3165614

>>3165573
>She looks like she has never seen a penis before.

She hasn't... that small!

BLAM! BURNED, BITCH!!

>> No.3165620

>>3165585
To be fair, she's never put one in her mouth before.

>> No.3165621

>>3165573
If you had the chance to suck a dick, wouldn't you also spend a lot of time surprised staring at it?
I know I would.

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3165641

>>3165621
Jesus Christ I thought /a/ was the gay board, not /jp/.

Also see, she keeps staring at it. Gives a new meaning to the whole "she sees your penis".

>> No.3165645

>>3165621
I'm not him, but I sure as hell wouldn't waste my time staring at it. I'd suck it.

>> No.3165647
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3165647

>>3165641
She's just a little nervous. She gets into it eventually.

I think she swallows, too. Can't let any of that precious mana go to waste!

>> No.3165658

>>3165641
DAMN that thing's small.

>> No.3165659

>>3165641
Wow, what a slut! She's 69ing him and everything!

>> No.3165672

>>3165659
Only because she loves him and wants to make him feel good.

>> No.3165679

>>3165658
QED Shirou is completely japanese

>> No.3165702

>>3165658
Just the way she likes 'em.

>> No.3165759

She gets a mouthful of mana, too. You can tell she likes the way it tastes.

>> No.3165764

>>3165573
>>3165641
>>3165759
avenger shirou is a fucking toothpick

>> No.3165775

GOD DAMN!

Shirou has a womans thighs.

>> No.3165779

>>3165764
See
>>3165521

It's just loltakeuchi art.

>> No.3165796

>>3165759
Who doesn't like the taste? True NEET eats his own semen, and likes it.

>> No.3165800

>>3165759
Oh god, I just noticed the soulless Sakura-eyes.

>> No.3165804

>>3165796
Thank god i'm not a true NEET then.

>> No.3165834

If she started at me like that while banging her, I'd probably cum instantly.

>> No.3165850

>>3165834
That position... am I the only one seeing something awkward about that positioning?

>> No.3165858

>>3165850
Nah, it's pretty halfassed.

>> No.3165860

>>3165850
From what I hear it's actually a rather common position.

If you ever get a chance with a woman (which you won't) try it out.

>> No.3165864

>>3165850
It doesn't look comfortable, but he must be doing a good job if she likes it so much.

>> No.3165881

>>3165860
>From what I hear it's actually a rather common position.
It's not, at least not with the legs/body like that. If she was lying completely on her side, it would be okay.

>> No.3165905

I like Rin a lot more when she's enjoying sex. It fits her personality better than being timid and crying.

>> No.3166067

>>3165860
That position is tiring for legs.

>> No.3166589

Saber is dumb in general, not just when it comes to swimming.

>> No.3166597

>>3166589
Did you have to bump this thread, faggot?

>> No.3166610

>>3166597
Yes. Now let's get back to calling Rin a slut.

>> No.3166617

>>3166610
She's not a slut, now quit pretending she is.

>> No.3166627

>>3166617
It's more entertaining than pretending she isn't.

>> No.3166638

>>3166627
There's nothing to pretend. Canon non-slut.

>> No.3166642

>>3166638
forgot my sage

>> No.3166654

Taiga is a slut.

>> No.3166648 [DELETED] 

>>3166638
She canon has children and grandchildren in one end. She's a dirty whore.

>> No.3166656

>>3166638
She canon has children and grandchildren with someone other than the protagonist in one end. She's a dirty whore.

>> No.3166661
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3166661

>>3166654
She has them soulless slut eyes.

Who the fuck did this to her.

>> No.3166670

>>3166656
She's not the love interest in that route, so it doesn't matter.

In her own route, she only fucks one man. I doubt she'll have kids with him, though.

>> No.3166676

>>3166661

Kinshasa or whatever Shiro's dad's name was.

>> No.3166680

>>3166670
Shirou has a mad crush on her. She's as good as his. Then she goes off after he dies and fucks some other guys. Fuck.

>> No.3166682

>>3166661
Her lust for Kiritsugu did it to her. She schlicked furiously to him every night.

Poor girl never got her chance with the man of her dreams.

>> No.3166689

Considering that she can walk on water, it makes sense that she wouldn't need to know how to swim.

To an extent.

>> No.3166694

>>3166680
They never fucked. So it's fine.

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