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I am disappoint, !DoLLFaGERs.

You know that deep down, you actually want to be raped.

Put one of those rapex condoms in your ass, wwww

No one will even notice.

Nobody will recognize who you're cosplaying as and nobody wants to see a guy in her outfit unless you're some kind of Bridget-level trap. Also, if you drug yourself retarded to get into character you might wander into traffic or fall down a well or something AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO MARGATROID THEN THINK OF YOUR MUSIC MAN

More importantly, why the hell is Alice a maid?

Use men's underwear and put a rolled sock in front, make sure it buldges... sight alone should deter most attempts.

>>3156553
That's Alice? I thought it was that one chick from Sengoku Rance.

>>3156556

That sounds like it would encourage others.

This post slowly started to make sense for me and now my head exploded.

Well, while most maids tend to instantly get raped, I don't think people who dislike getting high would want to rape Yakui - in fact, there's a high chance Yakui might rape everyone before they think of raping then. So, don't worry, you're safe. Just remember to bring enough pills.

Being raped is one of the greatest feelings in the world.

>>3156566

>>3156588
It would only encourage everyone here.

At your typical formal dance, it would discourage them, because they're closet homosexuals who're too afraid to do anything that can be even remotely thought of as gay.

>>3156553

I'd assume she lost a bet.

>>3156599

I actually know these people though, so it won't be as awkward. More concerned about being raped on public transport if I'm out of it. I'm unsure whether I can get pills in, logically there's going to be a doorman or some such. Could always distribute them outside, regardless

Friend's going as Jason, wishing him luck to get a machete in.

Missing trip due to different computer.

>>3156537

If you didn't actually know what I look like I'd take offense.

>>3156599

Also this applies. p.s. hugs are gay don't tell anyone.

Also not using trip due to using another computer, hurr.

>>3156938

I should really proofread my posts.

>>3156938

Stay safe, I remember you saying that you've never really done anything yesterday, and I wouldn't want you to feel forced to for some dumb dance. Just think this through, Dollfagers.

You better be a good trap, Margatroid. Bad Yakui cosplay would be disappointing to see.

>>3157208

I'm alright, I seem to get compliments about my legs a lot. I look rather androgynous, so I guess I'll turn out well. If all else fails I'll get my mother to fix my costume, just like all the cool cosplayers.