/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Woo
Fresh lands

Spiny-dragons are cool

Truly worth worshipping.

Beware hitboxes

Remember to wash off all the grime and dirt of 2020!

>>31533161
>2021
>2020 WON
The scars will reman mental

Insects like sugar

>>31533299
She's sucking off the remnants of the Berliner I ate earlier

>>31533311
Since when is berliner sprinkled with cubes?

>>31533378
Anon the pastry is FILLED with sugary goodness

>>31533405
but the mantis has a sugar cube in her hand

>>31533378
You know when I look at the thumbnail it looks like she's kissing someone, I didn't realize what the image was until I opened it

>>31533299
Autism bug is a criminally underrated waifu.

Hippy noo year MGT, no story for it, sorry.

Why are their two threads?

>>31533784
ESLchama...

>>31533618
Hippy Noo?

>>31533784
The other one is too infested with vtubers to be saved.

Personal assistants are also for personal use

I just want it kinky is all

>>31533784
Becuase Vtuber OP leads to Vtuber drama
Am I rose tinted for thinking 2hu wasn't this toxic?

>>31533920
We had no issues getting along with 2hufags after the natives stopped crying about our single thread.

>>31533920
Honestly? no, on the basis of they were here first and DIDN'T cram their content into everything that wasn't about them that they could

She looks peppy, I like her

>>31534053
You do realize they’re falseflagging, right? It is, in fact, 2hu doing this to you.

Honey it's time to watch another movie from the Criterion Collection!

>>31533831
Personal breeder.

>>31534225
I think im just too broken

I shouldn't want to stuff a jubjub so bad.

>>31534399
Rubrub the jubjub.

>>31534399
No, you should.
They are meaty birbs who deserve your love.

>>31534311
>When the pharaoh gives you a job to ensure the realm has a healthy amount of bureaucrats for it to function.

>>31534129
This is still one of my favorite images of all time.

Those lost in the desert at night are picked up by nocturnal huggers

>>31534655
What a HEAVY responsibility hue hue hue.

>>31534399
>>31534525
Joober

>>31534785
Is nowhere safe from these abominations?

>>31534806
You laugh, but you have three daugherus you need to make next year.

>>31534785
This seems counterproductive...

>>31534710
Mine is the simple village lamia and town boy.

>>31534862
Bird brained bimbo.

>>31535414
What is it like to be a himbo?

>>31535565
That's a weird looking ass. It's like she has human legs.

>>31534911
There's snow Yetis, desert Yetis, Wonderland Yetis, Winterstown Yetis, Frostbite Yetis, forest Yetis, aquatic Yetis, there's no running from a hug!

>>31535883
Wonderland Yetis?

>>31535883
>forest Yetis
Wouldn't that be a sasquatch?

>>31535898
Double fluffed, pink fur, hair covering eyes, and a strong desire for sweets

I wanna tease a demon by mistaking her for a purple holst that makes purple milk

>>31534655
>Well Anon, here's your new assistant. It's going to be a few years before you can get to work, better start practicing now.

>>31536439
You get called an overachiever if you impregnate her early.

Snek Thirst

>>31534129
Lizard pussy.

>be in a succession dispute with the crown prince after his father died
>you think you would make a better king and that his legitimacy is questionable
>he offers to relinquish his right to the throne saying he wants to avoid a succession war and that he had no interest in ruling anyway
>offers to become a lilim's footstool
>soon monster diplomats start flooding into the country but you keep things stable
>but eventually the lilim's realm start becoming more and more assertive and starts spreading its influence
>the lilim's realm is too powerful and soon you basically end up a vassal
>not even a vassal to the lilim, I am a vassal to the footstool every time I want to discuss something with her she tells me to talk to the "royal footstool"

yak milkies

>>31536717
Smoke weed

>>31537013
Winter cow is cute.

>>31536013
I wonder what the actual effects on humans are when they're in the cocoon with a greenworm. I mean aside from incubising, do you think chrysalis goo is good for your skin? I'd imagine the leftovers after you emerge could sell pretty well and provide funding for a new love nest or what have you.

Remember anons, pap prospective papillions, and you'll make millions.

>>31536242
Nice find! Chocolate cows give chocolate milk, so she must give blueberry milk!

>>31533518

>>31537500

A nice date with a cute girl!

>>31535883
Don't forget dire yetis!
https://twitter.com/jujunaught/status/1343811971993333760

>>31535883
http://imgbox.com/UMUT2yGe
>forest Yetis
That's called a Sasquatch.
>aquatic Yetis
Is that like a Selkie hybrid?

>>31536818
>I'm sick of the lim's smugness
>Have an idea to get back at her
>Hire a kunoichi to start drugging her to make her into a broodmother
>She's too pregnant to do any of her job's now
>"Royal footstool" is now running the show
>I put a lim in her place and prevent myself from becoming a vassal to her

>>31538908
The deep mountains are not a place to fuck around in.

Dire Wendis that can bullrush through snow using thick muscle and wearing cloaks carved from the thick hides of beasts.
Muscled yetis that could haul a fallen tree and WILL NOT let you go if you if they grab you.
Winter witch Yukis that can nearly freeze you in an instant with their driving blizzards.
Glacies knights that strike though deep snow like you walk though an open field.

Beware the deep winter.

>>31535883
>anon has finally reached the one place safe from yetis, outer space
>suddenly he hears the space station's airlock start to cycle and alarms announce an unauthorized presence
>they're here.

>>31538538
She's like a 10,000 year old atlantean uplifting experiment. She's basically lilim-tier, those heads need to be swapped.

>>31539705
They have lore?

>>31539104
>Automayetis
The Cuddler model is too overpowered! She can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with, she doesn't feel pity, remorse, or fear, and she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you're hugged

>shitton of work irl so I take a month off from the internet
>come back
>/jp/ in disarray
>vtubershit everywhere
>MG threads dying at 300-400 posts
I know it's offtopic, but what the fuck happened?

>Pharoah wife asks me if my Roman outfit is going to be ready in time for the toga party
How do I tell her I bought a realistic chimp costume?

>>31540088
hololives are allowed to have their own threads instead of limited to the 2 generals

or something

>>31540088
You just said it, vtuber stuff is being spammed so we're pushed fast out of the catalog

Its a drinky day so beware of goats, they like to start early.

>>31517010
Goddamnit I missed this.

>>31539922
I'm no connoisseur but they all have base premise. Granted I don't really watch much vtuber, but Gura seems to be pretty in character and references her "past" as a 9XXX year old shark often.. They have lore, yeah. Ina is nice, but the west is obvious in her. Gura... she's got ascendant autism. It's cute. Great for projecting your ideals onto, that's why she's the most popular.

>>31540088
Hololives and 2hus are having a war.
Once we hit 300 its the whims of fate how long we last.

>>31540092
Cow harem best harem

>>31540209
They're fun to watch and are all weirdos in their own way.

>>31540130
>>31540152
>>31540244
Didn't the mods tried to keep that shit at bay? What changed?

>>31540298
Eh, I'm weary of continuing. Fact is she's an ancient evil shark.

World needs more ancient evils

>>31540355
They got shoved here from /v/.
2hus are mad as they now can't have their threads lasting at 3 posts a week for months on end and the hololive threads are outside culture.

its pretty much a free-for-all we're stuck in.

>>31540413
Yes it does.
Go unearth a few.

>>31540088
The threads didn't start dying at lightning speed until right before Christmas. Once the holidays are over and people start going back to work, things will go back to normal.

>>31540355
Some are saying a new mod is a vtuber fan and wants it this way.

>>31540355
/jp/ has long been treated as a trashcan for undesirables. This is the most recent dump truck.

>>31539106
>job's
angry monster teacher

>>31540504
>Go unearth a few.
I spent five years being a homeless shadow in the Imperial Archives, surviving off rats and insects and leaky walls as I hid from guard patrols, but I'm 90% sure I've found a lead for the prison-tomb of an ancient high elven necromancer who wrought terror long, long before the cataclysm.

I'm sure she's mellowed out enough by now, it shouldn't be a problem to go spelunking in her tomb.

>>31540092
Thought you guys would be all in on year of the cow stuff

>>31540712
Anon, you gon get your pelvis tested.

>>31540867
Soon it will be .
And soon we will.

>>31540712
>Imperial Archives
MG version of Scarif. A super early retirement tropical paradise.

>>31540867
2021 CNY will be good for MGE fan art, I only look forward to 2022 CNY more.

>>31540925
>Anon, you gon get your pelvis tested.
Hahahahahahahah, ridiculous. What, do you think she's just spent the past few aeons working out to peak martial fitness since the Everqueen BTFO her in melee combat? "Ooooh nooo, not a historically attested unusually tall 9ft elf lady with peak physical perfection and immense magical powers" hahahaha

You're alright, anon. Tell you what though, I had to pay off a lot of people to get some of the information I got. I sure hope going in unprotected without any kind of seals or protective wards won't be an issue.

>>31540867

>>31541269
She'll make Anon drink milk. Hers.

>>31540867
Its always cow time.

>>31540867
If you wanted cow pictures you only had to ask

>>31541170
How much does a minotaur weigh? I want to give one a piggyback ride.

Left or right?

having kamehameha battles with laser-shooting witches!

>>31541326
God she's so soft

>>31541653
>no wings
Neither

>>31541653
Neither.

>>31541641
'Bout a tonne.

>>31541641
Impregnate her and give piggyback rides to your daughter!

How's this sound for a quadruple waifu line up that the MC will have to choose between:
>Ara ara Kejourou
>Goth Princess Ryu
>Genki Gremlin
>Tomboy Lilim

>>31536571
Thankfully I'm not an overachiever, I would take it easy on the little Anubis.

>>31540504
Wasn't this thread shoved here from /a/?

>>31542144
It was.
The issue is that we were one thread and stuck to ourselves which largely caused us to go unmolested by most of /jp/.

This is a very large fanbase showing up so /jp/ is taking much more notice.

>>31542124
Good man
I personally Would not, she'd be carrying a large litter before too long.

>>31541673
Does that mean Marisa a monster girl?

>>31541970
I wodner how gopniks would react to portals

>>31540355
New janny/mod made old mod angry somehow, after other mods had to be called in from across the site to deal with banning people for months, other mods agreed with old mod on kicking out new janny/mod and now we're in the free for all you see before you.

>>31540867
That's not until February.

>>31540244
>and 2hus
you mean /v/

>>31542638
But Hololives are /v/.

Slight modifications from last night's color.
I'm very grateful for the artist's drawing. Hopefully this will be one of many pieces of art of submissive monster girls, especially schedule dogs.

>>31540130
if someone wanted to make their own hololive imageboard, this would be the perfect time to do it,
i'm just saying.

What does your waifu/s look like? Like the profile or something unique?

>>31542751
Can't believe this is what my party looks like. I'm not a pimp I'm an adventurer

>>31542343
she's a mage, not a witch

>>31542751
Chocolate skinned jinko with a far larger bust and larger muscles.
Cheshire is shorter, a teal color, and chubbier with a smaller chest and fatter ass.

>>31542853
Okay, this is your party now.

Hey guys remember this post?
>>/jp/thread/S26182333#p26297926
How do you feel looking back at it and knowing that this post was the first clue of the beginning of the end?

>>31543056
Like it says in the book, we are both blessed and cursed

>>31541673
It's a bundle deal.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2046583

>>31542853
How would monster girls react to being made to wear proper armor?

>>31543052
"Human boy has magic, human boy heal! Then boy become husband, and heal us all the time!"

>>31542896
But she has the broom, and the hat.

>>31543141
Yeah, yeah. Now time to stick my dick in the book.

>>31542751
I'm a wifeless slut who finds all monsters attractive, I'd probably jump into the arms of the very first monster I saw.

>>31543056
>>26298162
Nice taste.

>>31542343
>>31542896
>>31543199

>>31542751
One is a vampire, she looks like Isabella Valentine. The other is a dhampir, she looks like game Ciri. They're sisters.

>>31543298
You didn't notice the chest in the corner...

>>31543056
It's like that part in cloverfield where it's in the part of the camera footage before the kaiju attack and you are just seeing them hanging out and in the background you can barely make out the satellite that falls from the sky that wakes the monster up. And everyone in the restaurant is completely oblivious to what just got started.

>>31543056
How so? If you report the posts, they get deleted.

>>31543190
Shoot...fireballs?
*quack*

Spineless cocksuckers the lot of you. And you think you're worthy of a monstergirl wife? Don't make me laugh.
We stay until we are forcibly removed from the board and our threads are deemed kill-on-sight. That is the cut-off.

>>31543633
I was there that day, Gazerfag. I was there when /a/ sent us into exile. I'll endure another diaspora just as easily, but there is absolutely no reason for us to worry about it now since we're not being targeted by anyone.

>>31543452

>>31543470
Its a user demographic shift I've seen these things happen before. The thread dynamic is going to change , It's hard to say how but if I had to guess one of the first things to change will be the thread not being ok with loli and ss anymore.

What has science done?

>>31543056
A bit of fyi that post was done in response to that shark bitch debuting.

>>31543388
>When human adventurers just magic to detect any mimics

>>31543862
Nah, the thread won't change as much as you think.
And the Holostuff gets ignored mostly because the images are monster girls but they're just doing vidya.

>>31543711
Exactly. This isn't our problem. So all the scum and doomposters can just shut it. The /jp/ mods are sluggish oafs compared to the ones on other boards. This is their first crisis. They'll figure things out, and I certainly can't see them trimming away us and the other generals just to make room for both 2hu and VT bullshit spam.
What IS happening, is that we are being spammed by the same butthurt native as usual. Pickles and such.
>>31543862
Retard.

>>31543951
You need more neuromods for this

>>31544003
God, I almost forgot the pickle fag.

>>31543899
No!

>>31543711
They just want you to be complacent before the squirrel sniper gets you.

>>31544048
who?

>>31544088
Dude that wanted to stir shit so he spammed pickle pictures and stuff everytime the thread was up
tHe blongs in the same box as every other shitter

>>31544088
Long ago there was a dipshit that would get so asspained he'd spam images of pickles for about an hour or so then get banned.

>>31544081
BOSS, GET DOWN.
The enemy sniper.

>>31543938
Who were the other three?

>>31542695
>Hopefully this will be one of many pieces of art of submissive monster girls, especially schedule dogs.
Yes please

>>31544175

>>31544015
By detecting, maybe it means they just start attacking every chest they come across.

You know what would be cool
beeing in comman of strong girls that you could fuck!
Imagine being in command of a wolf pack or orc horde

>>31543862
These threads are not part of /jp/ culture, the board may be in turmoil but its not our problem. Worst case scenario some vtubers don't get the hint and continue to spam their favorite e-celebs, but its hardly the end of the world when we don't have to fret over every wasted image.

>>31544145
>Long ago
It was 2 years at most. Around the time of the Super Crown Wars. Which was the same thing as what's happening now, only /v/ decided to dump the problem on /jp/ instead of /vg/.
That's like the difference between a 50cal and a finger gun in terms of the moderators.

>>31544313
>orc horde
I feel like the most "ordering" I would do is team building projects, followed by a messy orgy

>>31544140
>>31544145
Should've spammed pickle monster girl instead. Like a cucumber plant girl that's been stuffed in a jar bath for a while.

>>31543862
Nah, there'll be a lot more hard R's and other forms of 12 year old racism, and a lot more /v/ memes before loli and /ss/ become a problem for these people.

>>31544426
Or he could've not spammed .

>>31544426
>Pickle
Deviljo, you faggot.

>>31544409
>Super Crown Wars.
that came back a few months ago for a while
bowsette wasn't that bad after all the chaos the first time round

>>31544271
I told you it was spelled Meer. It's just phonetically pronounced Miia, Meer is how it's written.

>>31544451
>/v/ memes
>loli
>/ss/
>Hard R's
Good fuck, the only hard R I see here is Reddit.

Hi! Welcome to 4chan! Consult the FAQ and then fuck off back to the hell hole you just left.

>>31544413
Something need doing? Work work.

>>31544517
I see "meer" and all i think of is that one chick from gundam that looed like some othe bitch and got shot

>>31544524
What part of "12 year old" did you not get? I'm talking about the kids who slap together every single insult they can think of whenever they get even remotely slighted, like kids on Xbox or ye olden double-nigger but unironic and a lot longer.

>>31544000
I really need to make an infographic on this stuff cause Im seeing that it can be divided into stages. The stage I'm seeing now is an enabled denial, an insistence that their presence will not change anything and some of the userbase going into denial.
The final stage is sort of three pronged conclusion
The dominating culture will claim eirher
the changes were inconsequential,
The threads were better for the changes
Or
The changes never happened and the threads were always like this.

>>31544524
You need to leave, tourist

I'm in 2021 already. All is fire.

>>31544568
Idk like building houses old style and stuff, or general labour
I feel like orc's are the working man's monster girl outside of the rapey rape
Imagine beating their leader and turning a rag tag bunch of orcs into a well oiled machine

>>31544686
This.

>>31544703
That was a Warcraft 3 reference.

>>31544697
wtf no spoilers

>>31544697
Thank you Jesus

>>31543862
I feel part of the reason they dont want to make a hololive board is that they feel this will just be repeat of /pol/ in that a dedicated board will make things even worse. So they are just using /jp/ as a buffer rather than make /pol/ 2.0

>>31544672
Retard I've been here for over a decade and if the overall decline of the quality of this website wasn't enough to get you all worked up like this, the hololive stuff is going to be totally fucking irrelevant.

>>31544824
Anon's need to learn some orc history outside of elf rapers in hentai

>>31544524
Just because /v/ is on 4chan doesn't mean 4chan is /v/. Go back to whence you've came, daemon.

>>31544860
Or maybe the VTuber doomposters are actually just VTuber fans that want to stir things up.

>>31544524
Anon, this isn't /v/, you can go back.

>>31544697
The salamander uprising has begun I see.

>>31544942
Nobody is genuine on this whole website, it's all just people pretending to have opinions to make other people pretending to have opinions pretend to be mad.

>>31544992
I feel like im too honest for my own good

>>31544992
Maybe everyone on this website is just one single schizo samefagging and talking to himself.

>>31545010
that's a lie

>>31543862
>one of the first things to change will be the thread not being ok with loli and ss anymore.
I can remember at least one HL girl is openly into loli, just remind them of this if someone stirs shit about this.

>>31545037
It could be
but im honest here at least, I say when I dont like things

CHAOS CHAOS

>>31537028
I really, really wish I could

>>31544992
>Nobody is genuine on this whole website
I'm the same person here that I am with friends normally, I just don't post degenerate shit that I normally would.

>>31545189
Then where do you post that?

Cave frog says hello

>>31545295
>I've mounted the monster!

>>31545220
Other boards or off site.

PEOPLE
GET PUMPED!
SOON THIS ACCURED YEAR WILL BE BEHIND US!
SCREAM IN TO THE VOID AND GET HYPED FOR THE FUTURE!

>>31545295
Thick frog thighs are a blessing on this world

>>31545338
>To mount a monster, you need to strike her with your weapon(penis) while you're in the air

>>31545146

Monster pirates

>>31545720
Fighting her and her cannons were a pain

>>31545720
I approve of this idea

>>31545720
"Suck on my tits or walk the gangplank"

>>31545720

>>31544451
NiggeR

>>31546082
Looks like she could use some KELP

>>31546527
Is that an acronym?

>>31546553
>"Is that an acronym?"
>dogwhistle that immediately makes us all try to think of what it could stand for

>>31546607
Ketamine Emitting Leaf Partner

>>31546607
Kelpies Euclid Lachsys Protocol

>>31546082
Is that supposed to be a frog girl? I can't really tell what species she is supposed to be.

>>31532870
Oh no! Isekai Adventures and Shenanigans with the MGE monstergirls being the main cast and focus and them being the isekaid ones. How bad will it be for the world they're transported to knowing any MGE monstergirl is an instant sex energy radiation emitter?

>>31546722
Some kind of amphibian I'd say. Doesn't really matter is gonna end with you as her part of the share anyway.

>>31546662
Flow kelps are cute.

>>31546686
Lachsys is not a real word.

>>31546745
If the *DANGEROUS VIRUS OF QUESTIONABLE ASIAN ORGIN* is anything to go by, then nobody will care till its FAR too late
that or they will end in london and nobody will care

>>31546823
Imagine a Flow Kelp finds a huge raft of vegetation and assumes direct control to become a floating island

>>31546745
I love Day of the Rape stories.

>>31546988
What does she do with it afterwards?

>>31547178
I dunno, what do supervillains do with their islands?

>>31547245
make it bigger?

>>31547245
Have it blown up, they always end up that way.

>>31547245
CREATE DOOMLAZERS

>>31546988
Floating through the seas on your giantess flow kelp waifu. Comfy.

>>31532870
Pharaoh with her rape face on.

>Lewd-wholesome demons and succs
>The strange cultural divide that makes them think of depraved things as obscenely romantic
>She genuinely wants to hear about your day but she's wearing naked apron and preparing to get plowed on the kitchen table

>>31544227
Always wanted to see this faggot cat put in her place. No muted cheshires, so I splurted out this crummy edit.
Original https://imgbox.com/H74QZosR

>>31547679
Makes me imagine a flow kelp with a ton of kelp rather than a traditional giantess

>>31548014
forgot pic

>>31547922
That just sounds like a perfect wife to me.

>>31547922
Is she wanting to hear about your day during sex?
Like you'll say a few words in between thrusts or what?

>>31542896
She's the right size to join the Sabbath.

>>31548364
True, but Witches get their power from the Baphomet they serve. Dark Mages, like Marisa have worked to earn their power.

Basilisks get heart pupils the moment they can actually see (You)

>>31548477
All monster girls have something that causes to instantly get heart-pupils.

>>31548630
A Griffin's first heart pupils come when the intital verbal beratment turns into a physical altercation, a very intimate moment in a yong girl's relationship.

>>31548630
How do you heart-pupil a Pharaoh?

>>31548907
Tell her no.

>She doesn't know how to talk to guys and thinks maybe it'll work out if she just poses and looks cool sometimes

>>31548907
Gag her mid-speech with linen.

>>31548477
Imagine being friends with a Basilisk for years and then one day her mask gets knocked off and she sees you for the first time

>>31548966
Just picture the heartbroken face when you simply ignore her

>Rare variants

>>31548966
It does work.

>>31548966
And then I run off with the Vampire Pirate Captain.

>>31549131
quite the impressive changes there.

>>31548907
Recite all her titles from memory.

>>31549183
The blood runs cold~

To cuck monstergirl's official release in the upcoming year!

>>31548907
Open her sarcophagus.

>>31549377
Not when I'm done with her

>>31549745
>Get really romantic with an Undead girl
>Say something you quickly realize it embarrassingly cheesy and dumb
>She suddenly cries out in shock and clutches her chest
>You ask what's wrong
>"Oh...oh Anon...I think you made it beat again there for just a second...oh wow."

Your Favorite Monster Girl

http://poal.me/8li7yq
http://poal.me/8li7yq
http://poal.me/8li7yq

>>31550026
God that would get me

>>31550076
>goo girl
its been a really long time since I heard someone call them that.

>>31536675
office snake needs to lay off the heating lamps

>>31550279
Cute snek.

>>31550076
>No option for sandworm
Garbage poll if you don't even include best girl

>>31550279
imagine snake tounge kisses

>>31550156
What do people call them now?

>>31550471
Slime girls

>>31550623
What is she reading that would make an Apophis blush?

>>31550442

>>31550076
It's hard to pick but I'm weak to dragons.

>>31550442
you mean throat rape

>>31550807
Your right, you can make your own rubies with a arc welder

>>31550873
I have no gag reflect apparently so she could do this to me.

>>31550076
Die. Writhe in agony and die.

>>31550873
Getting tongue fucked is seriously the best

>>31551046
There's no denying that particular fox had some influence on my waifu.

So, for the waifu crowd...
How does she go about doing it? Is there an established time, or does she just start dropping hints? Does she suddenly pull you aside or straight-up jump you on the spot? Does she get you worked up beforehand, so you ask for it yourself? Or does she knowingly tempt you into initiating?

Inquiring minds want to know!

>>31551640
Hello Ms. Rata. Typically one of either suddenly pulling me aside, or getting me incredibly worked up (whether I then ask or instead initiate is of no real concern to her).
She has a Vixen Insignia, so she's exceptionally capable with the temptation avenue.

>>31551640
Set aside the times she'll use me for work, or making sure she has sustenance for a week or two, where she'll just pull me aside and milk me until satisfied.
Between my own fetishes and deviant mind conjuring up all manner of fantasies and her drop-dead beauty, I'm liable to fall into a stupor now and again, where she'd just love to help me think clearly again. Or toy with me until I melt into a horny little puddle of love and cum.
On rare occasions, the above stupor inverts and I come at her with berserk lust.

>>31550026
I want to walk through a gentle snowfall with a loli Wight, take off a scarf I'm wearing and put it on her.

>>31542751
Profile wight with an OC yellow-eye daughteru.

>>31551640
I open the sarcophagus, or I'm thrown into the snek pit, or I'm jumped by autism bug.

>>31551640
Greetings Rata-chan. If it's a lazy day, then my wight wife somehow manages to fit on the jeans and lazes around all day, letting the wight allure tm bait me into several long and slow draining sessions where she only needs to tear a few holes in the jeans. If it's a particularly busy day in her court, she stabs me with her claws right after court is adjourned, and rides me until the next day.

>>31551640
She starts dropping hints and gets slightly more "agressive" each time I pretend not to notice.

>>31551640
She drops some hints or I start making some moves. During mating season she just goes up and nuzzles and kisses me all over when she wants it which is often.

>>31551640
All of our sex in planed out two weeks in advance.

>>31552555
! !

>>31551640
>Jinko
Liable to just pick me up and carry me off to the bedroom when she's in the mood.

>Cheshire
Starts with teasing that gets progressively more lewd the more she is denied.

>>31551876
>spoiler
Any particular location for the insignia? Different places have different effects, they say.
>>31552419
For some of our less-experienced readers, could you try describing what a draining feels like? Is it painful? Uncomfortable?
>>31552551
>kisses me all over
How "all over"?

>>31549131
remember to cover or plug your maticores tail hole before you go out in public

>>31552783
Well Rata chan, it was certainly a shock the first few times my sweet zombie wife went from doting lovemaking to draining me dry. It felt like she was dulling my senses at the same time as emptying my balls, and it wasn't uncommon for my vision to go dark after a few rounds. But, after the first few harrowing sessions, I learned to trust that she knew my limits. It's hardly painful or uncomfortable at all once you let her take control. Unless she wants it to be painful. Then it is extremely painful.

>>31552783
Usually my face and neck until I get undressed then she would attack the rest of it.

>>31552783
>Any particular location for the insignia?
Outside-upper right thigh, which is kinda an ambiguous description so here's an example.

>>31552930
Plug with your hand, right? It's not so different from handholding.

>>31551640
I tell her that I’m going to rape her and she becomes too flustered to stand. The rest you can figure out on your own

>>31552940
I see, I see...
>>31553034
The rest of it? Ears, chest, inner thigh and such? Does it leave kiss marks?
>>31553048
So are you more of a hips or legs man?

>>31552930
Everybody already knows what a manticore is having for dessert when their tails under the table at a restaurant.

>>31553240
As an aside, Rata chan, could you put in a good word with us for your human adventurer viewers? My wife is always looking for new vict-ah, citizens!

>>31553240
The chest, the thighs, etc. Once we start having sex it's just regular kissing form then on.

>>31553240
Hips.
Legs are nice, but they're complementing the main attraction.

>>31551640
>How does she go about doing it?
We just fuck when we get the urge.
>Is there an established time, or does she just start dropping hints?
Not really, but I know she REALLY wants it when she starts to salivate more.
>Does she suddenly pull you aside or straight-up jump you on the spot?
I'm always within her grasp.

>>31553312
No promises, but I'll see what I can do.
>>31553364
Lots of tongue, or biting the lip?
>>31553390
Hmmm...I see...
I take it you have a thing for tails as well?

>>31553470
Rata-chan should come around here and interview more often

>>31553470
>I take it you have a thing for tails as well?
How'd you know that dammit
Relative to the profile she's got maximum overmofu.

>>31553574
I have my sources.
>>31553564
Maybe. It's certainly been fun.

>>31553470
Tongue.

>>31553612
If Rata chan comes by again, then there'd certainly be better stories to tell!!

>>31551640
Sex and recharging mana has almost come to one and the same for us. When she has burned through most of her's she tends to get frustrated and easily agitated. But that really just ends up being a quicke. For me I usually like to take her when it is time to go to sleep for some proper lovemaking. I know magical work is important for both of us, but I really enjoy the times when we can be together as lovers rather than fellow magic researchers.

>>31551640
She jumps through the wall shoves my head into her bare breasts while loudly exclaiming her need for sex. I can usually tell when she’s going to do it because she vanishes for like an hour. It probably sounds really startling but she’s been doing this ever since she was just a ghost so it doesn’t really surprise me anymore

>>31553864
>Despondent Kogasa

Brehs I just wanna be completely and utterly defeated by a monster and while I'm bruised battered beaten and broken she just kneels down to me and whispers in my ear "you're mine now~"

>>31550076
What could anyone possibly gain from datamining this sort of info?

>>31553612
Seriously though there's like a dozen hellhoundfags here and I don't think any others have confessed to being mofusluts.
So your sources are pretty good.

>>31554286
Honestly what is about hellhounds in particular that people find so appealing?

>>31554171
Me too.

>>31554395
fluffy, protective, beeg

>>31554395
>Big Fluffy Canine Girls
>Wild streak to 'em
>Dominant, but not sadistic
>Caring, but not infantilizing (i.e. mommy shite)
>Exotic appearance, black sclera is GOAT
>Paws & claws
They're pretty much the summation of a lot of good features into one great species.

>>31554395
Aggressive femdom without sadism or spite.

>>31554286
black sclera club is 10/10

What are some monstergirls with cute claws?

>>31555610
All claws are cute

>>31555610

>>31555610
beelzebub

>>31550076
Why do you keep posting this same poll?

>>31555610
twitch thots

The polygamist fears the samurai. Ochimusha short for >>28003797 finished.

https://pastebin.com/viK1isC5

Happy New Year everyone! I'll see you next year. Next story is about a Valkyrie and her forlorn hero she grows too attached to. Also what the fuck is up with these threads?

>>31556170
Are you going to find somewhere new to host stories now magus? Pastebin's acting strange.
>Also what the fuck is up with these threads?
Same speed they've always been, /jp/ went crazy fast due to vtubers.

Since Holofags are gumming up the board, should we try to counter-proliferate and split the threads? Some of us don't like loli, so what if we made a loli-free thread and a Sabbath thread?

“Have you tried knocking him out and waking him back up again?”

>>31556386
I'd love a pedo-free thread but be prepared for the autists to come screeching out of the woodwork.

>>31556386
No

>>31556386
Bad idea.

>>31556170
>just sat down with some egg nog
>magus uploaded a new story to read
comfy

>>31556386
>>31556475
There's already a separate thread for roastie worshippers, it's called Reddit.

>>31556615
Braphomet paws typed this post.

>>31556386
Doing so would likely make us more unpopular than we are but it's be nice to split the content. God knows I wish KDF could be quarantined.

>>31555610
I really wish there were more Gargoyle stories

>>31556074
This is a new one, added new category. Will change it more next time.

>>31556386
We can barely keep up at it is. Splitting would just be the nail in the coffin. Besides it's convenient to have everything in one thread.

>>31556761
Joke's on you anon, I haven't left my home in weeks!

Wow, just noticed that our average unique posters has like halved over the years. Fuck I wish this place had the magic it used to.

>>31556386
I'm not interested in loli, but splitting is pointless.

>>31556878
>today I decided to explore some ruins at night
>woah I got attacked from nowhere for no reason!
>now she’s riding my cock all night
>but in the morning neither of us can move
>we sit in the same spot having sex like that for weeks
>her curse is finally broken and she can move during the day!
>now we just have sex 24/7
>the end

>>31557103
I like it, but I think we can further refine it to include any MG:
>today I did X
>suddenly monstergirl
>the sex
>cuddles?
>the end

>>31556878
okay but it'll take a while

Do dark elves, in general, have fatter asses?

>>31556354
I believe he said he was going to post on Ao3.

>>31556386
That would be dead. Just sage all the 2hu threads to clean up the place.

>>31557477
Idk but they all have father issues.

>>31556170
very nice

>>31556386
No

Why do we still have two threads?
Why do I still have two monster girls wives? I only meant to defeat one lizard girl!

>>31557477
Yes just like minorities irl.

>>31558049
13/53

>>31557828
I really wish MGE goblins were more like these cuties rather than “generic loli character #4516”

>>31557988
Meido is dead.

>>31558158
I CAN’T _____

>>31557013
shut the hell up you korone ripoff faggot

>>31558222
At this rate we'll be seeing art of a wight sitting on her mansion porch while hellhounds harvest fruit.

>>31558392
That sounds kek.

>>31558222
huh, I kind of figured if someone someone were to make mge art of this it would have been something along the lines of hellhound facesitting on a guy.

>>31558498
You know what I'm referencing, right?

>>31558662
Yeah.

>>31556997
Thanks for adding the undead

>>31558222
BREED.

>>31558236
I was thinking of making a troll "Korone" thread with KDF's daughteru in the OP, but that would mean I'd have to save one of those pictures.

>>31558762
And is one of the top choices.