/jp/ - Otaku Culture

they still doing those? wtf

Why are the threads archiving so fast?

>>31522980
/jp/ is the 5th fastest board on the site.

>>31522767
あれ

かきわりが

布になってない？

安くない？

>>31522767
>If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are

>>31522980
hololive en brought in a bunch of ironic weebs and now the catalog is flooded with vtuber shit that mods wont take down anymore. the general wasnt enough to contain them because tourists are fucking retarded and dont know how to lurk

another successful day of anki + no immersion
feels good bros

事故る

>>31524503
gj bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWfxcRj39tg

I want to write some japanese sentences but I fear getting laughed at

事故る

>>31526559
>I
>I
>I
>H

>>31526912
not him but i got 1 minute in before i rage quit but i understood all of it, though i guess its prolly cause there are subs but im too lazy to alt tab and just listen to the audio since its torture

あ　はっぴー　にゅーいにゃー

my iq is too high for cope

>>31530496
I can read nukige but cant even ask for a cup of water or anything like that and am going to be a chirstmas cake neet while my friends approach millionaire status

>>31531166
its ok fren
its natural for dekinais to fear holochads

>>31531377
cause you dont know japanese

>>31531759
my plushies

i live with my parents and grandmother (not for much longer hopefully) so it's just another day with family like any other

>>31532522
forgot i have the kyubey plush in my bed now whoops lol

>>31532522
i have no idea what ne of those pokemans r can u get some of the original 151 so i can at least relate a lil bit

>>31532710
i bought that pokémon today while playing pokémon in japanese
already forgot the japanese name some thing about たて wait don’t tell me

fastest time yet, maybe i should do anki when i wake up more often

>>31533349
>us
speak for yourself

>>31534291
congrats, you've reached wanikani level 30

>>31534461
gmi

>>31534714
まひろにあ帝国

>>31534779
those who sell their soul to the jew willingly are simply golems.

she didn't sell her soul, only her body

>>31535053
the relationship between the soul and the body is like the relationship between the blood and the meat.

>>31534188
what's the channel?

>>31535276
im ready to accept all kind of truths from the homeless schizophrenic outside that eats from the garbage can, anon.

>>31535293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsQMYpYLmI

>>31535360
only those outside of reality can analyze it

>get recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H61PB6vMbos
bruh... the fuck is up with those subtitles isnt that a official channel

eating my wife out after she had 5 nakadasi shoots during the day

>>31535725
whore...

only pure girls for me

>>31535434
??? sauce

普段着 sounds so stupid to me

>>31535793
she's just a むっつり

its ok to say u dont want a porn bitch cuz u aint off fuckin all day on camera so u dont want som1 whos livin that kinda life and all that goes along w. it its completely independent of muh purity or w.e idk why u virgins r coping so hard

if u dont want a clown girlfriend cuz u dont like clowns then just say that

>>31535948
if u think about it our existences only came to be bc of ppl fucking and sucking and we were all skeeted out of our dads dicks

>>31536002
>then just say that
i don't like clowns like you

if queeran gf came back home with cum stained lips he would french kiss her instantly.

>>31536501
hadesはどうかな

that's what i suspect.

How would you guys translate when a girl or a woman in a hentai says "お兄さん" to a guy she doesn't know well? It obviously implies that a girl or a woman is very open in her communication and has no qualms on using such a word with a stranger. "buddy" and "fella" sound stupid. Maybe "young man"? That doesn't have a ring of familiarity to it, though.

>>31537043
step-bro

can いかつい be a slang for "hot guy"?

>>31537078
discord

>>31537061
That works if it's happening during sex, but we're talking about their first conversation, before sex occurs.

>>31537043

>>31537043
"big boy"

>>31537265
if using "bro" doesnt fit her personality then dont fucking use it and dont localize the word oniisan, you dont have to be such an autist about it.

nice job helping that uppercaser with his translation work on fiver

10 minutes
やばい

>>31537519
this is how i remembered them from day 1, one looks to the right one to the left
dunno how people have problems mixing them up when the directionality is so different

今年は色々あったなあ来年もよろしくお願いします！良いお年を

bros....

another win for the console vinnie connoisseurs

How's your study coming along, /djt/?

I started on Monday and I've learned Hiragana. Up next, the Tae Kim grammar guide and some basic vocabulary while I work on learning Katakana. Then on to Core 2k!

>>31538336
>various was
??????

>>31538464
great just finished a vinnie route

holy fuck bros i can't pronounce 原液

you'd need to be raised on raw meat or else that shit will prolly do some damage to you

>>31539431
i mean its the most common readings for those words?

hey I found this shirt on uniqlo usa. perfect for that mothercon anon lmao

>>31539723
no it will only do you good

>>31538464
pretty badly i barely get input so i've been n4 for 2 years

>>31540044
life expectancy in the past is low mostly because they throw in child/baby deaths as well as situation stuff like childbirth or dying in a hunting accident or whatever. diet had absolutely nothing to do with it (unless you starved to death). it wasn't all that rare to have people live to the modern adjust expectancy of 60-70 or whatever you just had to dodge the most common pitfalls and be healthy in the first place.

>>31540184
anything can be anything if the intent is there

>>31539021
ソールががちゃっとされたいぐらい

>>31540216
oh so basically they lived just as long as we do now just in dog years LOL sounds abt right brilliant intelligence on display there

>>31540216
cooking meat massively increased the calorific value of it and enabled our digestive systems to absorb more of the nutrients
raw meat is both more dangerous to eat (unless you are getting it from a very high quality butcher) and you also need to eat more of it

>>31540385
og spotted

>>31540385
this post is prolly true

>>31540385
ummm ppl live to be 100 now ppl didnt back in the ages of living in caves and eating raw meat

checkmate

>>31540385
oh and because child mortality went out the door, now everyone is a half-blind sickly walking corpse progressively passing on their trash genes and making us unhealthier each generation

>>31540703
>this sets an upper bound on the effectiveness of SNP-based selection: a gain of 9 IQ points when selecting the top embryo out of 10
yea thinkin i'm gonna do some embryo selection so my future kid gets a 9-point iq boost

>>31540739
yakiniku is so thin you can cook it completely like that lol

im not like a 50 y.o japanese man who eats raw horse meat out of a fuckign can if my shit isnt blacked and hard as a brick i aint eatin that shit cuz it aint cooked enough

>>31540986
ur just mad cuz no one eats ur rotten roast beef yeast infection station

>>31540739
you can go type in yakiniku on youtube and see you're lying in 5 seconds so why bother

mined 穀潰し

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHr3izOMjjQ

finna do a reading of euthyphro and then consoom some moege

here's to another decade of anki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZ8HaF_lU4

>>31541966
wow! 1300 new infections in the most populated metropolis in the world!

wake me up when there is news

>>31542375
based but the kids here would say just buy a house

loving these self-owns. lmao if only you saw her

>>31541966
dont give a shit

>>31542470
a lot of these ppl wont get approved for a mortgage loan otherwise i agree and its a terrible time to buy a house rn sort of bc house costs r high but at the same time interest rates are super low either way id wait for corona to clear out a bigger chunk of the population so theres more properties for sale

>>31542541
that'd be pretty rude, dood. i dont like her especially cause she was frying stinky tofu or something all yesterday, but it'd be messed up to post her on 4chan

>>31542864
3 for stuff known as hard, 4 with most things i wanna read and 5 with sol. i think im barely out of the 2 phase now but something harder will probably knock me down

https://youtu.be/7ePWNmLP0Z0

>>31543062
nah she has the "winnie the poo" face like the Chinese PM

cant get over that stupid porn whore thinking she has the right to broadcast her thoughts as if she were a human being

>>31544338
oh no it happened. i masturbated while falling out of sleep and suddenly exposed myself to my parents?

dunno i read many doujinshis where a girl starts touching herself then her oniichan walks in and starts fucking her and she seems to enjoy it

some masturbate and some enjoy sex but they're the minority and they only seem to enjoy those things at first in relationships because of the honey moon period and she's trying to butter you up. over months and months she'll slowly drop the facade and the several times a week sex drops to once a week, then once a month.

none of them orgasm.

>>31544837
then i drop her too what's the issue

does anyone else feel really weird when able to read a japanese sentence?

>>31544837
> but they're the minority
why are they constantly having one night stands then lol

>>31544807
wtf did we read the same doujin

>>31544902
nah i just made that up

>>31545072
smart

>>31544837
>none of them orgasm.
telling on yourself dude

>>31545072
these aren't theories they're facts and you don't have to be an incel or hate women or whatever negative association prevents your bird brain from dealing honestly with issues to accept facts

dab on women

highlighted jamals trip

lotta people just need to get it done so they can realize its not some huge deal like they think and get over whatever weird ass mental stigma they have about it

what's your anki with most reviews? and how many?

>>31545250
none

honestly bros you are just shit at sex

>>31545273
yeah if you fuck whiteoids

2021 is gonna be the year i have sex lmfao

Yeah nvm. I regret this place literally every single time within 2 minutes.

never met a woman who was able to seduce me

>>31545729
i was an early bloomer i was doin full kiss w. tongue before i was even able to nut

think only 1 girl from my old class got a kid

>>31545852
yeah that girl is actually my ex lmfao

>>31546015
youd be surprised to find out my birth year

>>31546078
2002?

>>31546078
youd be surprised to find my foot flying up your ass

>>31545932
i dodged them bc i thought they were both lower intelligence despite 1 of them being one of the hotter girls in my year i actually look at it as a two sided thing cuz like i coulda ended up a teen dad but i also sort of know 1 of those girls had the potential to not actually be fuckin stupid so i always sort of felt like i could have also saved one of them

but either way i was still havin seisyun times w. the girl who pooped on me and she was a girl from my neighborhood shit was good i didnt need to fuck around

but still i always think i coulda changed someones life and thats kinda tough

nah
00

>>31546137
>girl who pooped on me
time to close the thread

>>31546137
>but still i always think i coulda changed someones life and thats kinda tough
but you changed the poop girls life, imagine if she had fucked someone who would have gotten super mad and beat her up after it

no the threads just getting good now keep it open

>>31546287
it doesn't

/djt/ - normalfags discussing sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1URzwlqOL0

>>31546314
it was horrifying

i still remember how it felt when i jumped up in a flash and the turds hit the carpet and i felt the reverberation of them hitting the floor

i ran into her bathroom and just stood in her tub and scrubbed myself with soap goin u fuckign just shat on me

it was funny later though

>>31546314
ngmi

>>31546412
if you don’t gain wizard powers you will never be fluent

>>31546425
i dont remember walking back out to shit on the floor she def pooper scoopered that shit

>>31546330
>>31546338
Oh, it's just like a quick pause. I've heard that in Japanese speech before. Thanks.

would you shut up you disgusting faggot

ur just mad that u havent tasted the sweets and sours of life like i have

>>31546314
Okay but what about ぷ？

>>31546476
she shoved it back in

dno bros but im happy that jamal has shared this story with us

>>31546542
id pay money to watch that

>>31546634
i also dont remember thinking about the floor situation i would have to imagine they left some marks

i dont wanna think about it there was probably fresh shit stains on the floor i wonder if she scrubbed it out

これのペン
わたしでわない
ゲイになる

>All long vowel sounds in Katakana are denoted by a dash. For example, "cute" would be written in Katakana like so: 「キュート」.

Wait, why the fuck is it different from how it's done in Hiragana?

And I thought English was fucking weird.

been a while since i seen the pen poster

>>31546862
redd*t tier post tbqhwufam

is it already the new year in australia or something?

>>31546909
It being odd means it'll stand out in my mind. I'll remember it more easily.

And I can do anything, anon.

>>31546862
お前なんにも分からないひゅーん

>>31546934
i'm not the pen poster, just felt like writing a pen haiku

wonder what happened to the pen bro then

Which one of you niggerfaggots is the one who keeps on making Japanese learning threads on other boards?

time for 8 hours of reading

>>31547549
this post reminds me of that anon who posted pics of is cut up arm

question about Anki. is it kosher to set a deck to 10 new cards per day, but increase the limit to like 60 for the first couple of days? I want to get through the deck quickly and doing just 10 new cards is fucking boring in the beginning, but then I don't want to add more than 10 cards in the later stages because it gets difficult to keep up with reviews. not sure if this will fuck anything up

>>31547698
dno ask /int/

drinking coffee for the first time at 27

>>31547719
even if you do 20 cards a day for a 10000 card deck, and the end youll only be doing 300 reviews which is only like 30 minutes max
it gets even easier when u realize u can just do 5 minutes here and there throughout the day without any problems
so go ahead and challenge urself unless u want to spend 4 years getting n1 level

>>31533256
where are 一番,、早い、素直に ?

>>31548035
dude has ur mom never had people over and then offer them coffee in porcelain along with sweets or something

>>31548060
手遅れ my tomogaki

>>31548137
what i meant was something that is made apart of a culture's experience but that doesnt feel foreign

onlyfansで応援している女の子が乳房縮小手術を受けることになったらこの気持ち

>>31548203
I do on my mac

>>31548527
yea theyre about the same

yeah holofags are even worse

what about 1000 new cards a day? i'm going to smash core30k in a month and shit all over you faggots

what does nante nai mean

>>31548305

>>31548560
There is no such thing as...

want to slap the shit out of "men" who give money to women

my new years resolution is to leave this thread
will it work? probably not

oh shit an hour long dogen livestream happened yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLrSn4Qp8X8

guys listen

guys I ca-

guys look guys

guys

I can PRONOUNCE stuff

ok guys ive been here for a couple months and still have not figured out what the fuck these mean

what the fuck is input what the fuck is output

>>31549362
why would you need both

>>31549362
only one of them lets you acquire japanese

>>31549457
bitch do you think you've learnt a language if you can't speak it

>>31549474
random newfag absolutely destroying djt

>>31548964
did matto get a transplant? so why does he still wear the hat all the time?

>>31548507
nothings wrong with supporting peeps you like

>>31549474
ok ill be the retard to respond to you, but how do you plan to create correct spoken language if u dont know how to understand it first

>>31549574
yes exactly
see >>31549502

>>31549362
once upon a time there was a hack called stephen krashman who came up with the hypothesis that all language acquisition comes from i+1 comprehensible input
then another hack (nigger) created a shitty language learning method based on this hypthosesis called ajatt to capatalize on gullible weebs, preaching the idea that you just have to watch anime all day every day and you'll be fluent in 547 days
then this jewish kid named matt comes along and steals the nigger's ideas, as well as tools built by a fat fuck named yoga, and builds up a cult and makes bank
then the mouthstuffer exposed matt for being a jew and they broke up, and now we have three jews with three different bulllshit "methods" that you can throw money at: ajatt, mia, and migaku
and that's why you should never trust a nigger

>>31549576
what does the anki built in one not reveal the back

fortunately for the djt copelets, the JLPT is the only recognized language proficiency test worldwide that doesnt have an output section.

>>31549619
probably

>>31549610
i mean you can do that if you want

but i have no need or desire to speak japanese right now so im just building comprehension

>>31549661
wtf really

still waiting on the djt用語 deck

>>31549707
there might be others but its the only one i know.
usually a writing section should be in every language proficiency test.
took one for english that had a 10 minute speaking section as well.

it's still 2020 here

>>31549947
wtf are you from the past?

>>31549939
yeah cant wait for even bigger lockdowns
ill just let the jews win and kms

>>31549857
essay writing and speaking are great measures of how one can actually express oneself in a language, but unfortunately nearly impossible to evaluate objectively so not very suitable for a standardised international exam.

>>31549957
no i'm just from canada

all jokes aside, mst is like a timezone that like exists

>>31549576
you gonna celebrate the new year by raping a bunch of defenseless children? praying for your not so swift death

i'm a native english speaker and when i did toefl i got a 7.5/8 on speaking. made me very upset at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XMcr9mmdag

he does it again! another nail in matts coffin haha

oooooooof matto will never recover

>>31550213
finally someone said it!!

>>31550237
never been pissed off by thumbnails as much as i am by his. would so love to slowly lower him into an industrial meat grinder feet first and video tape his facial expressions for later viewing

>>31550237
this requires finding subs, the only true mining方 is vinnies

>>31550213
ですのであなたのような人嫌いだわ

>>31550299
sdfu

>>31550237
the surprise is that he finally got diabetes

matto down to only 775 patreons a decrease of over 50 in a few days

watched that whole dogen stream, hes planning on making a grammar series starting in 2021 because he is running out of things to say about phonetics

whitest dude on earth calling himself dogen lmfao

>>31550363
>watching dogshit instead of anime

>>31550363
thats good the internet was lacking on those

>>31550406
thats the combined total so idk
>>31550395
whitest dude on earth does not have black hair

wish i could refold my life

>>31550479
lol

i wonder how fat jamal is

>>31550237
based

>>31550510
im skinny as shit if i took my shirt off ud see nothin but ribcage and grey chest hair

>>31550510
he's just fat on the inside

>>31550459
wtf i didn't know dogen did xma
wonder if he ever hung out with jujimufu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4bIJ_BGqZ0

>>31548964
mutto "learned quickly"? he took 10 years

fuck matt

>>31550566
that guy can actually throw a spinning roundhouse as opposed to dogens stupid ass doing cringe weeb lookin shit i bet he did the naruto run too

>>31550459
this guy is much cooler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4KRy7tu7RE

hyper cork it up ur ass

>>31550547
shave your chest dude

>>31550753
i used to but corona made me stop caring i look like a caveman in all aspects

>>31550772
dont shave ur chest at least, maybe face

yeah time to whip out this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Pq86sp7v0

>>31550808
its 2 late for me i look like this dude now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QlHK2WgR9A

>shaving anything but facial hair
im throwing up

imagine not knowing buff harry potter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQr5SvQuOU

>shaving at all
im throwing up too and i'm like literally a w*man

>>31550869
i shave my ballsack

>>31550949
well dont worry i dont shave anything now also post ur hairy legg

damn my boy tyosin started crying during his last gig

i get hair on my back

>>31551091
post the shit

>>31551109
i get hair on my lower back but not the upper except like on the shoulders

>>31551152
hold up its a fucking blob url

>>31550071
it's 30 minutes until the new year here in baghdad.
the children gonna love it.

got hair on my shoulders wdf

ready for the fake new years posts, the real ones will come later

already seeing people on /a/ talking about learning nip

>>31550237
what a piece of shit

FUCK NEW YEARS FUCK HOLIDAYS FUCK COVID BRING BACK NORMAL EVERY DAY LIFE

>>31545126
i don't even mind these takes (wrong or right) but i am sick of no one calling pol/r9k boogeyman on it yet i can't say a single negative thing about non-whites on this entire site without hearing that shit

im just reading my vinnie while drinking a bottle of champagne

>>31551754
i nabbed a half bottle of veuve for less than $60 for my little party tonight. pretty excited

>>31551720

>>31551152
fucking jews and their blob shit
here https://streamable.com/up3jca

>>31551720
i wish covid never goes away
life is so comfy right now

>>31551754
gmi

https://streamable.com/z1m8eq

when covid is over gonna go to amsterdam and get litty with the boys

>>31552044
>>31552096
>hur smoke your brain stupid and avoid the benefits of infrequent alcohol
hate i share a plane of existence with your kind

>>31552143
cope

>>31552286
it really is true. any lifestyle or interest worth join has extreme gatekeeping and a hostile attitude towards outsiders.

fuck stoners

>>31552305
go to a ch*rch and cope

>>31552346
lmao, based. that shit is exactly the kind of shit im talking about. somehow managed to go my whole life avoiding that peer pressure shit and i'm a total pussy usually who has a hard time say 'no'

>>31552318
dont care

>>31552346
that is true indica is more body high

because no one invited u to smoke a blunt with them

might crossfade later

this is the part of the thread where you can tell who has no friends

>>31552424
literally "healing crystal" tier woowoo. hates humans, simple as

>>31551993
emotional boys ftmfw

>>31552451
i don't have any friends and im happy about it

imagine not puffin on some of dat dro for the new years lol

im not falling for spooks like man made dates having any significance
miss me with that shit

>>31552696
non druggies never make it and die sad

>>31552655
imagine having any of this niggerfaggot lingo in your vocabulary

>>31552044
weed makes permanently stupid
alcohol makes temporarily stupid
easy choice

>>31552750
based. not drinking till drunk a tiny bit ever few days also is good for your gut and circulatory system too. every 90 year senior with an active lifestyle almost invariable drank a dram a whiskey or something almost every day of their life

yeah shout out to all the people who end up homeless thanks to weed

>>31552814
homeless people are invariably mental ill to some degree, retard. alcohol (and drugs) are their way of self-medicating

>>31552831
>ive smoked for 20 years and take iq tests all the time
lol imagine lying to impress people on 4chan

>>31552854
lmao weed fucked up his brain so much he's paranoid he's going retarded and has to check every few days that he hasn't lost any points

>>31552889
ive taking the test with people on here a few times and usually score the highest here lol

>>31552910
lmao, you hate to see it

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0376871619304892