/jp/ - Otaku Culture

valorant is a shitty fucking garbage game. you don't have to be from /v/ to know this.
here's everything WRONG with valorant:
>owned by chink company
>anticheat with ring 0 access
>meaning you're selling your information to the Chinese conglomerates
>horrible Chinese rip-off of CS, a storied franchise
>horrible balancing of abilities
>having to rely on skills for utility is faggotry
>gunplay is absolutely downright horrendous. slow firing, random spray, inconsistent taps, etc.
>movement is shit as well since it's so fucking slow, it's like you're moving through a fucking sea of butter.
>shitty, manipulative, predatorial pricing schemes. horrible skin packs that are "limited" - meaning buy now or never get it, costing $50 for the bundle. and dont think of buying individual skills because they cost $20 each.
>the riot games classic: release a new agent with broken abilities so everyone has to spend money on it, then nerf it afterwards.
>oh right - did i mention? you don't even have all agents unlocked for free. you get 3 for free after playing for 50 hours and then you have to buy the rest with money or grind each of them for 200h each.
>typing taiwan in the chat gets you an instant 7d chat ban.

Sorry teamates Choco is singing.

>>31415388
based, but she's playing it anyways what we should do?

>>31415388
>not having it on for background noise while doing other shit
Her new background music is equally unfitting for the game, but it's a hell of a lot better to draw to

Hololive Global

rrat

>>31415388
ogey

>>31415388
>typing taiwan in the chat gets you an instant 7d chat ban.
This can't be real

>>31415379
Aight, What's up with Nene's new outfit? I saw the word going around but is really because Cover wants to distance themselves from China that badly?

Mori love.

https://youtu.be/XWX4GUYGQXQ

HoloTools: GOOD MORNING ANON. WHAT WILL YOUR FIRST STREAM OF THE DAY BE?
Anon: HoloTools, load up Amelia Watson please.
HoloTools: YES, ANON.
<Amelia Watson's BGM plays>
<Amelia lets out a gremlin scream>
Anon: Could you kick up the, uh, Christmas BGM?
HoloTools: CHRISTMAS BGM ENGAGED.
<Amelia's Jingle begins>
<Anon types frantically on his keyboard>
HoloTools: ADD SEQUENCE: GAWR GURA.
<Gura appears on screen, begins dancing>
Anon: Gimme a printout of Gura smiling.
HoloTools: OGEY
<The printer produces an image of Gura smiling with her Live2d blush on>
Anon: Holotools, do we have any new V-Tubers?
HoloTools: I HAVE AN ID V-TUBER I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?
Anon: Alright.
HoloTools: OGEY
<Kureiji Ollie appears on screen>
Ollie: Hey Anon. I'm Ollie, your latest V-Tuber. I can't wait to entertain you.
Anon: Now Ollie I can get into.
<Electro-Swing Intensifies>
Anon: Could I see a Sword-Wobble?
HoloTools: YES.
Anon: And a Ear-Piercing Scream?
HoloTools: YES.
<Ollie screams into her microphone.>
Anon: Is there any way to generate a nude Ollie?
HoloTools: NOT COMPUTING. PLEASE REPEAT.
Anon: Nude. Ollie.
HoloTools: THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK. ARE YOU SURE?
Anon: MmHmm.
HoloTools: OGEY.
<Damascus.png Appears on screen>
Anon: OH SHI-

Anon: I'm okay.
HoloTools: EXCUSE ME, ANON. YOUR WAIFU IS ON THE PHONE. IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
Anon: I'll get it later. We have important work to do.

For the love of God please tell me Kiara isn't losing against a fucking bot.

>Lots of anon listening to Bury the Light

I love Ina!

i love chikin, but i also love the other 4.

I love Polka!

http://poal.me/k9qtca
http://poal.me/k9qtca
http://poal.me/k9qtca
http://poal.me/k9qtca

>LAST CALL FOR VOTES BEFORE VOTING OFFICIALLY CLOSES. THIS IS THE LAST VOTING BLOCK.
ALL HOLOEN FACTIONS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE. PLEASE VOTE!
>currently collecting data from:
late-night gurameg
>data has been collected from:
europoor/SEAnig hours, early gurameg hours.

>>31416046
I fed the pepeloni into a robot.
What came out is an ever increasingly unhinged rant on the pepeloni. God save us all.
https://voca.ro/1co3LSYzdeNm

pop

Can retards stop making new threads if you see one in the catalog already?

No more 2hus genocides, I dont know how to feel about this...

Kiara is more obnoxious than usual today! I love it

>>31418094
I love her too!

Kiara SUCKS at card games

Kiara sure is having fun

>>31415388
>typing taiwan in the chat gets you an instant 7d chat ban.
any proof?

I'm not paying much attention but this looks a whole lot like a Jap MTG knock-off going by the battle mechanics.

>>31418107
If someone makes a thread early they get what they deserve.

https://streamable.com/5lrfrf
Ehm, anons, how do I put this...how can I get away with wearing Bubba's skin?

Why is Gura such a pervert?

>>31418044
I appreciate that he has different sorts of autism that people can gravitate towards and his English "reps" (because I'd argue it's just him memeing and he isn't actually learning this way) is far more entertaining than RBC booting up Duo Lingo. Well, that's only kinda true. It's funny to hear RBC fuck up badly.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5773511&tags=hololive

Chickin clear the board...

how did I do?
I'm planning to edit a single chapter of this manga, but I need help to edit a single colored page

I'm happy Kiara is having fun with SV, but uhh she's a bit too room temp iq for this...

>>31418092
I've never played a DMC game but goddamn if it ain't a banger.

>>31418104

>>31415388
That's why I'm glad that Twitch Streamers and Chubbas are there to make me see these shitty games so i can skip them

>>31418094
what a coincidence!

You guys are going to get Holo fucking banned on this board by not staying in the 3 threads

>>31418103
What the fuck, SHODAN?

Gooruh your schedule reps..

>>31418078
I miss her bro...

>>31418107
please please go get a moderator i am begging you we are dying

>>31416460
GurAme Global

I want to marry Kiara more than usual today!

>>31418022
>GAWR GURA BRUTALISM DRAWINGS
I missed this one

Watching Kiara bumble through a card game called Shadowverse (SPONSORED!) while Amelia gets ready to think with portals in an hour friends, where we at?

>>31418094
Hey, me too!

>>31418124
She's a virgin

>>31415485
Is her mic fucked?

>>31418092
You don't?

>>31418092
This is a MOTIVATION thread, Anon.
AND UNITY IS OUR ONLY DESIRE

>>31418119
it's closer to Hearthstone than MTG. it has no instants or stack

>>31415388
When will Tencent ban the Holos from streaming their games? Are the chink antis having a tough time pressuring the company?

Is this chapter1? They didnthe AI advanced decks if you play with premades?

Clownbrows, Polka dominated Rushia in the Polkamon match last night. Was it all dumb luck or Fenix actually knows what she was doing?

Kiara's first instinct is to always go face kek

>>31418103
Risa is my cute derranged murder robot waifu

>>31418103
This sounds like Ickit Klaw.

>>31418142
who doesnt

missing an hour of the chicken stream because of fag bullshit.
is this just shittier heartstone?

>>31418103

>>31418119
Do you not know what Hearthstone is?

chicken is like taking a cheese grater to my ears but I don't think Ame is gonna stream until another hour and i don't think i have the energy to stay up :(

>>31418119
It's more like Heartstone than MTG imo

>>31417997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVXHmwDZ7JA
Polka played Priconne and I don't think it was sponsored so they probably have Cygames permissions

>>31415388
based, its disappointing to think anyone enjoys watching any holo play the game

>>31418103
Oh god

>>31418094

I want to see the girls playing MTG or YGO.

How would you guys describe Kiara's playstyle?

>>31418092
Yes

>>31418094
Same!

>>31418104
>>31418134

>>31418100
Polka is Love!

I literally want to spend the rest of my life with Gura's roommate

>>31418199
Well, she plays cards that look cute in their art.

>>31418139
we're the ones who stay in the threads. we want those other ones gone even more than you do.

>>31418129
I would read it if it were edited to be Amelia, yes. I wouldn't be able to help, but how complex is the colored page? Maybe if you link it some anon can see if they can do it.

>>31418139
3 threads? since when were there 3? regardless, I've not posted in any of them even though the mods haven't cared for a solid week now.

>>31418092
I'm playing DMC5 as I write this

>>31418167
>BANKAI

Fan...fareh?

>>31418151
RIGHT HERE!

>>31418139
Yeah we used to have a cool mod who took care of that and then a bunch of other tranny mods who hate vtubers because they'll never be real women decided to strip him of his power and now we're gonna be shipped of to some awful containment board in a few weeks.

>>31418142
she doesn't miss us

>>31418103

>>31418092
It's all I listen to

>>31418107
If only 4chan had some kind of automatic system that checked thread titles when you tried to make a new thread.

>Ina has more chemistry with Haachama than Ame
Amelia... please do your reps...

>>31418129
The guy needs a Hanzo mask

>>31418145
at first I thought that gura and ame were looking at the observer in surprise because ame was busted with her hand wandering around in gura's cunny region but then I saw the pizza

>>31418129
Based

>>31418176
It's almost been 4 months of Gura ghosting us for a day or two every week. It's about time to accept it.

>>31418151
Right here bro!

>>31418129
Anon... it's just the same guy with a beard...

>>31418219
Homostars got their own containment thread now

>>31418231
It has nothing to do with reps. Ina actively engaged her (because it's a zatsu) and treated her like a person instead of getting nervous and just laughing at her antics.

>>31418162
>>31418163
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOAAACHING

>>31418103
Jesus christ

>>31418067
It's a decent, if somewhat shallow, Breath of the Wild inspired game. The combat can be fairly fun and it throws a good amount of free stuff at you if you don't want to p2w, though I'm not sure how it is now since the launch mails did give a lot of free roll currency. You get a good bit of playtime and currency out of looting the world if you go in free before you hit the "go do your dailies and wait for shit"-barrier

>>31418197
>MTG or YGO.
those are too advanced for them

>>31418092
Did that guy from /v/ ever finish the song?

>>31418231
>haachama says something dumb
>ame just laughs
>haachama says something dumb
>ina tries to understand and responds
atleast try, ame.

>>31418231
Her talking slowly to ESL reps?

How do I deal with the fact that my oshi definitely has eyes for someone else?

>>31418092
Truly POWERFUL

>>31418189
Some would watch ame lick paint dry for hours.

To say nothing of korone kusoage and choco ark.

>>31418092
Lots of anons feeling MEOWTIVATED this thread

>>31418197
Good luck getting wizards permissions. Besides Cover is obviously Bushiroad biased.

>>31418257
it's also a Chinese spyware that rots your PC but don't mind that

>>31418199
>SMOrc

>>31418231
How can she do her ESL interaction reps? Go to Japan and be a JET for a year?

>>31418273
kek this

>>31418258
Stuff like the Duels of the Planeswalkers games start out simple enough.

>>31418092
Only way to watch Hololive.

>>31418268
>korone kusoge
The 13 hours of suffering are worth it when she finally beats the game.

>>31418247
But wasn't that someone taking advantage of the chaos in this last week, and not something in place beforehand? I have no problem with it conceptually given how hostile hlg is towards them, but I wouldn't call it part of the old norm.

>>31418240
i do the same thing to my clients, i wonder how they feel about it

>>31418197
Imagine seeing them play EDH. What kind of decks would they play?

>>31418170
Rushia's team was weak to fire so Polka got lucky in the practice match.
Rushia somehow managed to win in the premium match though.

>>31418139
Fuck the thread splitters.

>>31418124
she thinks about Ame all the time and that keeps her horny

>>31418103
>h-hacker...aaaah the pepeloni....the pepeloni...you know the pepelonii? The n-n-no one?

>>31418273
Anon, you're gonna get Genshintards screeching at you to "why do you even care if they take your data, look at Steam"

>>31418260
the /v/ sings? Yeah it's been up

>>31418103

>>31418139
But there's only 2

>>31418268
Eh, I thought I was one of those people but the whole stream was too cringe, and thats before taking into account the shit game

>>31418264
Cuck Noel.

>>31418182
Its for the best. I don't want to live on a planet where the mtg nerds break containment.

is that hololive thread kill the /jp/?

https://youtu.be/b7t6rZUZmfE

>>31418259
Wow, this design is actually really smart

>>31418264
She's trying her hardest to accommodate overseas fans so maybe you'll have a chance.

>>31418199
Her instincts are telling her to play cards early game, don't save for value, make poor trades, and always go face
I recommend an aggro deck

>>31418257
>Breath of the Wild inspired game

You're underselling the breath of the wild aspect. The first time I saw it I immediately went "Wait... this is a Chinese BoTW clone, isn't it?"

And it is. It's just a shitty MMO version of it made to get gatcha addicts to pay. Its a really smart idea, but it was rather obvious;y going to be garbage just by a quick glance.

People will forget about it by like March. Its just the newest craze like Fallguys and Among Us.

>>31418264
brainwash flare with superior male penis

>>31418295
Based.

>>31418275
Why go to japan when she already has an ESL in her gen?

>>31418275
>How can she do her ESL interaction reps?
Post here more often.

>>31418305
>the whole stream was too cringe

>>31418141
A minimum of 12 hours left before she posts it, but realistically more like 15 hours left.

I'm glad Mikochi is my oshi, she's extremely cute!

>>31418284
Point is, once again, that as awful as any game is, people watch for the talent. Or at least the holo fans do.

>>31418103

Are shadowverse sponsored streams usually 2 hours?

>>31418334
This but for Gura

>>31418240
I mean she gave a bit of reason. Basically a day to do or think of interesting things to share with her audience.

>>31418285
Its been like this since the ween before Christmas. An eternity in /hlg/ time.

>>31418092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXoNpeN9c9I&

>>31418139
You're talking to the guys who are posting in the Hololive threads.

>>31418334
I miss her triangle mouth

>>31418287
Errata these planeswalkers to be able to use as commanders.

Please Ina.
Please be a wallpaper of you.

>>31418319
>People will forget about it by like March
You wish, sunk cost fallacy is no joke. People will keep playing and keep paying.

>chat bullying chicken over misplays
wew

>>31418129
Now give her monocle and you're good..

>>31418288
Ok thanks i didin't see the premium part.

>that salt in chat
Good think that its not HS or i would die from madness

A sizeable feline for sure!

Welcome to Pekoburger, home of the Pekoburger, can I take your order?

Anyone got the FBK and Gura lewd sounds catbox compilation?

>>31418352
She still has it

>>31418327
She just needs to play an FPS like apex where the anger is spaced out with chill chatting and down time.

>>31418355
I neeed a phone version. INA PLEASE

>>31418358
I can see why mamachikin thrashed her in mtg now, chimkin is smoothbrained as fuck

>>31418268
Choco is still playing Ark? Jesus Christ. I thought that even Coco abandoned it by now for that even worse zombie game whose name I always forget.

>>31418381
1 shark please

Chicken... your brain reps...

Who's going to win, /hlgg/?

Why are rrats doxxing Pekora

>>31418197
Cover seems to have Riot's permission for their games: Valorant, holostars playing LoL
Maybe we can expect them to play Runeterra one day

Leaving this here, turn on CC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCFNb3CwwQA

>>31418376
Yes

>>31418381
NO

>>31418396
We will

>>31418354
>Ninomae Ina'nis, Vtuber
That's lazy

>>31418381
I ORDERED MY PEKOBURGER TO GO YOU BAKA USAGI.

>joke in a thread about this song but with Amelia instead of Ophelia
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTOC_q0NLTk
>see this today https://youtu.be/cN-2ZvNEzSA?t=26

SHE'S HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31418393

>>31418381
Damn, wait. Which Holo should watch Good Burger? Didn't FBK have a burger phase for a while there?

Is it possible to learn English by watching hololive?

>>31418381
Tell your brother to stop taking employees to the backroom for some "fun"

HAVE A GOOD DAY DEADLIFTS!
HOW ABOUT YOU SWOLEMATES!?
YOU CURLBUDS!?
WHAT ABOUT YOU SQUATODATCHI!
DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU KFP or Kinetic Freaks of Pump!?
HOPE YOU ALL GOT SOME GOOD LIFTS IN FOR YOUR OSHI!

>>31418273
Also true, but I'm fine with Zhang knowing that I'm a hololive addict
>>31418319
Probably understating the clone aspect a bit yeah, they were quite clever with it, but not clever enough to really go balls deep in on the "BotW with co-op!" aspect, which would've printed them even more money I imagine, if only they actually made it work. Not sure if it's running out of steam anytime soon though, it's made them a crapload of money and they've been pretty decent about crapping out content.

>>31418367
Oh God someone actually made the short hair look cute

>>31418396
Miko.

>>31418424
Watch Luna if you wanna learn English

>>31418428
IM FEELING MOTIVATED

>>31418428
Nice soundpost.

>>31418396
Who cares, Peko is in freefall. Dead subs, dead viewers

>>31418386
Seethe is kino, get some taste.

>>31418386
Oh, cute.

>>31418381
Hi, can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>31418424
Yes, watch Haachama and Luna

>>31418413
Her name was too long on that name field, I had to make it fit. I'll re-edit those cards along the other cards I made so far.

That haven premade has Aegis, i wonder if Kiara will lose to it

>>31418396
I WISH I WAS PEKORA AAAAHHHH

>>31418424

>ESLs end up thinking the random phrases and noises the girls use are proper english.

Please. This would making talking to the ESLs tolerable.

OLIVIA WATSON!

>>31418275
>ESL interaction reps?
I imagine if Amelia takes her Japanese reps seriously (especially with the Genki textbooks), she'll see how JSLs are spoken to and can hopefully adopt that. Other than that, it really is just more exposure. It might be awkward, but she's well-meaning.
>>31418324
Kiara doesn't count because chicken is pretty much fluent in English, at least significantly more than Haachama.

>>31418389
I'm gonna crop the 4K one to 3840x1080 and also to make my own phone version.

>>31418423
>Good Burger
AmeSame, naturally.

>>31418103
>>31418140
>>31418296
Holy fucking based.

How do you feel when you come across people discussing Hololive in other places? I feel extreme disgust when Holos are mentioned in public/other boards.

>>31418381
I'll take mine with extra sauce.

>>31418207
Thanks, Vergil.

>>31418367
Did she ever say that today would be a break? She's usually pretty good at mentioning it, the drawstream getting cancelled probably threw her off.

>>31418442
Fuck off clipnigger. It's fine if it's not constant and filing the entire stream.

>>31418456
APOCRINE

kiara literally doesnt fucking read her cards

>>31418468
I get angry if its on 4chan because it's always some faggot false flagging with a picture of Pekora
Otherwise I don't care

>>31418396
Don't watch neither the rabbit nor the moon. Do they still interact/play with each other as much as before?

gentlemen,
i have come to the conclusion,
that kiara,
is infact,
adorable.
thank you for listening.

>>31418428
>>31418437
>>31418207
>>31418471
Thread is extra motivated!

>>31418489
I am seething so much right now
this stream really isn't for me

>>31418456
oh my

>>31418468
I have never heard it and I don't go anywhere that isn't 4chan or Discord to talk to my IRL normies and they don't watch Vtubers.

>>31418489
nobody cares, nerd

>>31418489
It's only way of playing this game and having fun

bros...

>>31418428
LET'S GET MOTIVATED

>>31418486
Yeah yeah guess what? You have shit taste. Hope ame never changes for idiots like you.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh your card order aaaaaaa

>>31418381

>>31418367
ATTENTION: SHORT HAIR DONE WELL IS THE THINKING MAN'S PREFERENCE

>>31418101
Ame and Kiara's voices are too high. Gura and Ina are ok.
Mori and Kiara's roomate's voices are the best ones.
Any opinion that deviates from this is wrong.

>>31418386
I like her Valorant shoutcasting and the anger's spaced out plenty by virtue of...her not getting angry at every single thing like people pretend she does.
Apex is still a lot better though I agree, Valorant's alright in small doses so I don't mind it much since it hasn't overstayed its welcome yet. Decent background noise.

>>31418428
Here and STYLISH.

>picks healing over card advantage
classic noob trap

>>31418348
You mean the holostars thing? because I first started seeing other holo threads staying up during the second day of holofes when someone made a thread for kiara's watchalong.

>>31418496
>kiara
>adorable

>>31418496
Based

>>31418428

>>31418489
I'll be honest. From watching her play FE, I don't think it would matter even if she did. She doesn't understand how games work.

>>31418514
Based.

Joker watchalong with Ame when?

Can I play Ark with Coco

>>31418483
She takes mondays off frequently, and I'm praying that it's because today's the day she's gonna do the time lapse.

>>31418101
kiara is my oshi, but i will admit that ina's voice is more calming to listen to.

>>31418468
I've never heard it discussed outside of the internet but as long as they're not doxxing or false flagging I don't care.

>>31418496
She's cute in fanart but there's something about Huke's interpretation that turns me off

はじめてのチュウ
君とチュウ
I will give you all my love

Does she not see she's doing 0 damage?

Chicken...

>>31418381
I want a Bife de Chorizo and some Empanadas while i wait

>>31418296
Congrats, anon, you broke it.
https://voca.ro/1ijB9epqw18J
But seriously, once the latest iteration is formerly public, I'm definitely going to run The Pepeloni through the GlaDOS voice.

>>31418539
Never

KIIIIIAAAAARRRRAAAA

>>31418517
so how about ollie?

>>31418301
the only shame is that the original was taken down by some faggot that made various accounts to report that one, it even had a comment of victor borba saying that it was great, now it was uploaded again, but the comment is lost forever, fuck that guy

>>31418489
You don't need to read your cards in Shadowverse, just play shit on curve and you'll probably win.

>>31418468
It's funny watching people seethe about them but I don't want perception of them to drop any lower, we have enough schizos as is.

Why are the comments disabled on the Haachama/Ina collab video? Was there a yab?

>>31418510
Thank god there won't be any Valorant streams soon then.

>>31418468
there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that i know on twitter

>>31418554
SOMEONE SAVE US

>>31418427
Nene...

>>31418456
delicious stinky armpits!

>>31418514
this anon knows whats up

>>31418518
True, let's just hope valorant streams remain rare, and she plays some single player FPS from time to time

I don't think I can beat Portal 2 before Ame goes live...

I just came here to say that Hinotori fucking SUCKS.
I'll be on my way now.

How come Ame doesn't play Apex with Aqua?

>>31418468
I hate it because they always have roommate posting

>>31418554
This is amazing.

>>31418547
なぜか優しい。。気持ちいっぱい！

>>31418420
big if true

>>31418584
This is a femdom shota doujin isn't it?

>AI bricked and wasted Aether 1 turn too early fishing taurus instead of Aegis
kiara got lucky the cpu made a mistake

>Trying to watch Kiaras stream
Holy shit how can people stand this bitch?

>>31418573
probably the pronunciation of "Sloth" sounding like "slut" by Haachama

>>31418589
.Understandable, have a nice day

>>31418582
Son can't control himself....

>Kiara won

>>31418560
Ollie and Kiara have the same problem. I assume Ollie off stream has a good voice, she's just contractually obligated to be hyper as shit on camera so they have to sound like that.
Its the Pinkie Pie Voice Problem, like with Haachama.

Between Kiara and chat as an average who is dumber?

watching kiara play is painful

>>31418591
She has, it was off-stream

>>31418591
Aqua is already a world ahead of Ame in skill and the ping to Japanese servers wouldn't be doing her any favors.

>>31418574
Valorant/Apex streams have been spaced out for a while now so I'm unsure how that changes anything. I think you understand that you're retarded for taking Amelia's salt so seriously and know she isn't going to change for you. Go watch Gura if you want comfy all the time.

>>31418591
She addressed this on Sunday where she said they both promised to play with one another after they do their reps.

>>31418591
They have off stream

>>31418342
yes, that is normally what a sponsored stream takes

>>31418607

>>31418591
She does, off stream. Aqua is just camera shy.

>>31418607
i dunno about you, but i like kiara.

>>31415388
>owned by chink company
>typing taiwan in the chat gets you an instant 7d chat ban.
How does Cover allow Ame to play it then, but Kiara can't play Genshin?

>>31418533
aloe...

>>31418604
nope

>>31418259
I would unironically buy this

>>31418607
We dont, we are just very very very good at pretending

>>31418591
She's already done it once off-stream, they couldn't really communicate though.

>>31418428
OH BOY TIME TO DO MY FIT REPS

>>31418591
They will after doing their reps newfagchama

Ohnononono
>Proof that Amelia knew Ina before Hololive
https://streamable.com/nydcp5

>>31418609
Ina should've used the bong pronunciation

>>31418507
I feel like cover should get every girl a few of outfits after their 1st year.

>>31418607
ogey

>>31418616
Kiara was going to lose it until the bot played second aether wrong

>>31418611
Weird looking cat

RRAT TIME: Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

>>31418607
I don’t.
I sit.

>>31418631
Riot got bough by the chinks, where as Genshin is homegrown.

I want to fuck a fairy.

>>31418636
isn't it the one where she fucks the guy for a month to make him forget his crush?

>>31418607
k

>>31418612

>>31418647
IT'S REAL!

>>31418507
I'm fucking marrying this bitch...

>>31418664

>>31418591
ame is too noob

I want to become Haachama

>>31418604
male:
blackmail
moral degeneration
sole male

female:
blowjob
domination loss
facesitting
femdom
footjob
pantyhose
schoolgirl uniform
small breasts
smell
sole female
stockings
sweating
tomboy

>>31418647
Nice bait but kys

>>31418577
Cat shark

Do it kiara
Let Medusiana spawn

>>31418647
Oh shit. Its real

>>31418103
>>31418554
This lore is getting too deep for me

>>31418684
Gura/Fubuki collab when?

>>31418664
Now write this significantly more corporate-FBI-like and you'll have yourself an SCP-Rrat

>>31418671
Chief executive officer of vaginal intercourse...

>ame still mesaging walfie even though he's a 29 yo dude
condomates defend this, cuckfags.

>I don't like snakes
mori....don't look....

>>31418664
k

>>31418647
How do you retards find this shit

>>31418684
ame lucky

>>31418577
>>31418684
Doumo

OKAYU IS FAT
FAAAAAAAAAAT

>>31418699
when she can speak japanese

>>31418671
hot

>>31418636
>>31418681
Interesting... She has a milf face, and that facial expression is pretty common for that kind of content.

Who is the artist? That might explain the confusion on my part.

>>31418713
anonchama.. your non-reply reps.. and your archive reps..
all of the stuff posted is old

>>31418664
kek, I enjoyed this rrat

>>31418619
lol

>>31418671
I'm 100% sure her new design is a mix of hers and Aloe's roommate

>>31418554

>>31418706
Walfie has done the work he deserves to fuck our oshis

God if she played Path of Purgatory forest and know it she would cum everytime a fairy dies

>>31415388
I think the game is shit but most anti-cheat programs have this kind of access, reddit just picked it in particular to shit on.

>>31418664
Nice try but I am already on way to get some clussy

>>31418309
>>31418320
Noel's a nice girl but you make a good point so I feel bad about it but yeah. Can't beat the cock.

>>31418396
honestly, pekomiko is way better

>>31418699
Rather see a Gura/Shion collab

bare feet..

>>31418607
I hated her at first, but if I just don't pay attention to the game and just listen to her having fun, it makes great background noise.

Maybe...maybe I don't need MOTIVATION....
Maybe I just needed the Teamates I made along the way.....

Which new ISP did Ina choose again? Is it Spectrum or something?

>>31418746
Anon there is a third option... cuck you Oshi.

>>31418741
Walfie's work is penance for the god awful abomination that was the Walfas fandom.

>>31418746
Flare is a sadist that into shibari. You wouldn't ever be fucking her.

>>31418706
He's harmless, unlike Klaius

>>31418758
That's me top middle!

>>31418619
I wouldn't say a world ahead, thats Botan. Ame is average but has some moments, while Aqua is consistently average but she rarely dips.

>>31418670
Yea
>>31418727
jagayamatarawo] is the tag

>>31418539
Overrated movie no thanks

>>31418647
>cucketts
>playing wattson as s*chi but not as watson
narratives?

Can you download membership only streams with Vanced? I just don't want to be left out before I go to sleep so I can turn on a stream to fall asleep to so I can say I didn't miss it.

>>31418761
FOOLISHNESS!
How do you expect to support your fellow teammates without being MOTIVATED?

>>31418664
You know too much. It's time to come with me.

>>31418364
cant add it since the guy's head is blocking it but the least I can do is to color it, i guess

Ame's indy sister Amatsuka has 5k viewers
Kiara has under 7k

KFP is over lol

>>31418591
maybe with Nenechi

>>31418770

When will we get a yugioh stream bros....

Oh yay she's playing shadowv... Zzzzzzzzzz

Friend is on at the same time Ame is
this is a much tougher decision than I thought it would be

>>31418792
The perfect stream

>Dude just drops a $500 on Kiara
JESAS

>>31418790

>>31418720
Okayu should be forced to move more if you know what I mean

>threads are slow again
>because all the schizo shitposters are spread through all of /jp/

>>31418790
KFP is finished!

>>31418596
It's really neat what you can do with the stuff.
I mean, it doesn't sound close yet, but it's leagues better than standard TTS, and they way it tries to emulate a certain person's inflections and patterns of speech is mesmerizing.
This was spongebob from five months ago, who knows what it's like now.

>>31418780
Because she thinks you should kill yourself doxnigger.

>>31418792
Does Nene hate Ame still after what happened in their Among Us collab?

>>31418790

>>31418790
Ame sister had more viewers than her. Ame should graduate.

>>31418764
All we know is that apparently only one of canadas major isps uses coaxial cables, and that was the problem ina was having, so if that helps, go ahead, I can't remember the name.

>>31418773
botan: diamond
aqua: platinum
ame: silver

>>31418790
>sister
ohnonono he doesn't know

>>31418811
So that wasn't just some heavily distorted Koopa?

>>31418761
who said you can't have both, Anon?