/jp/ - Otaku Culture

good god... 0/10

They are Godlike creatures. Gaijin like you would be lucky to lick their feet.

1. Start a conversation with a Japanese person.
2. Their eyes are slanted.

>>/jp/ how do I make friends?

What makes you think we know anything about this?

>>3141590
>implying worthless whitey can communicate with GRORIOUS NIPPON

1) Wear a Naruto headband
2) Say to them that you wish that you were Japanese
3) Make sure to talk in a mix of English and Japanese - it will make you seem more cultured.

Guys I really want to know please!

I don't think he's trolling.

>>3141636
>implying the Japanese aren't "normal people"
>implying you're serious

>>3141633
Tell me you're joking.

>>3141684
I thought it was pretty obvious

>>3141706
This is the only place I know about to ask! How do I make friends with Japanese?

>>3141684
No, that's pretty much it. It works for me all the time. I actually have a date later on tonight with a cute Jap girl I met like that.

>>3141712
The same way you make friends with other people.

>>3141718
...and how do I do that?

>>3141733
Be yourself!

>>3141718

Thread over. If you seriously couldn't figure it out, I have no hope for you.

Make sure you make a sacrifice in their name. Apparently, they are pleased by things like this.

Depending on where you live, Japanese people aren't different from "normal people" (i.e. some melting pot place like the USA).

In all honesty, who cares? As if you could tell a Japanese person apart from a Chinese or Korean one.

>>3141733
Stab them in the face with a knife.