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INA STOP WATCHING CLIPS OF YOURSELF AND POST THE SCHEDULE AAAAAAAAAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cmGkZYWAE
I love Ina!
This one
Wtf how are they all ina threads?
I think Ina SUCKS
Ina cute!!
>>31405292Short haired Ina UOHHHHHH
>>31405277Because sometimes they get that one doxxpost that gets a million (you)s, because people found it funny/cringe/cute.
Ina is nice
>>31405295I want her to say the stupid pogchamp line, and I don't know why.
Gura is a slut.
>>31405292I love her so much...
My oshi is really cute!
I love Polka!
is this true bros?
reminder that gura still streams 6 days a week what is average hours for hololive and anyone who thinks she needs to work herself to the bone because of her success is just a jealous anti
Amelia Pet-SUUUUN
>>31405380YOUR MOM IS A SLUT
>>31405388Sex...
Ina words
https://files.catbox.moe/4shdu0.mp3
>>31405388Ogey
>>31405388Nah, that's just pointless misogyny.
Eeeehhh. Uhh, hellooo! Today I would like to teachie Japanese to kaigainiki! Poruka oruka? Poruka oruka? This is the way to ask when you don't know if the... Poruka? is there. Poruka oruka. It is answered in the same way as the regular greeting. Poruka oruka? And ask "Poruka oruyo! Here! Poruka oruyo!" And then reply "Poruka oruka?" "Poruka oruyo!" わかったかな
Amelia is a whoreGura is a whoreMori is a whoreKiara is a whoreAyame is an ultra whore
>>31405377That's not very poggers bro
Good afternoon.I'd like to hire a private eye to investigate this individual. I require insight into how this moronic fraud with her counterfeit PDF in medicine could be so cute.
I like K**pa's new Live2D
>>31405388I don't really feel like reading this entire thing, but the second point is wrong. Love hotels exist because it's very normal for people to live with their families into their 30's / until marriage so if you ever want to bang someone you're dating you have to go to a hotel.
>>31405422Ina...
Ina is probably fingering her little slanted gook pussy as we speak.
>>31405388Nah. Japan has the same birthrates as other first world countries if you don't count immigrant population pumping out babies.
>>31405419I can't wait until she's fluent
>>31405396I'd be fine with it if Gura did literally anything product with her time when she wasn't streaming.She lets her food get moldy and only takes baths with pizza slices. Gura does nothing to either take care of herself or improve when she's not streaming. And she doesn't have a side job or anything.
>>31405388idk what he is talking about but he needs sex.
>>31405388>redditGo back and also kill yourself
>>31405408I love this image now, thank you
>>31405396>and anyone who thinks she needs to work herself to the bone because of her success is just a jealous antiNah they're just seething condomates. They've been more annoying than usual lately.
>>31405441Now that would be a good member's only stream.
>>31405388If it were true why don't the women just get knocked up by Chad?
I LOVE INA!
Damn I want to cum inside Polka after we play some Minecraft, then awkwardly thank each other for the good time.
>>31405407Imagine voting 2
>>31405449>only takes baths with pizza slicesI wish I could eat that pizza
So would this be the correct/canon powerlevels? Is holoEN the most OP gen yet?
>>31405396based
>>31405408
>>31405399>>31405399GodDAMN look at those fucking MEATY MITTS, motherfucking GORILLA GRIPPING that controlling, lord help the cunny ass being slapped by that POWER
Did Gura say 'ogey' here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIMtb0QVhUY&t=1h28m36s
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe!
>>31405462I TOO LOVE INA
>>31405467Takodachi are good people
>>31405388Imagine believing every word of this.
>>31405377Fuck off
>>31405464Based
>>31405474Go back, only a dumb redditor wouldn't know about MAX-NENE-MAX's power level
>>31405388>no hololive content
>>31405387Polka Love I!
KFCucks and Condomates, please leave the thread until your whore streams so that we can have some good quality threads
>>31405407Isn't Ina's members primarily artists? I doubt anybody who seriously thinks about art would choose 2.
>>31405422based Ina
This took a lot longer to make then I thought becuase the site I use makes it hard to upload art/I'm shit t it. I think the artist credit is right but not sure.
>>31405484yesSHES HERE!
>>31405464You really think Polka would just thank you and walk out? You're looking at least 3 hours of spooning and pillow talk after.
>>31405467This might be the most one sided members poll I've seen out of anyone yet.Well done, benevolent takos.
For any teammate itt: do any of you share this experience
>>31405484rrat
<span class="sjis">WANGY WANGY WANGY SMELLING OLLIE'S PITS WANGY WANGY WANGY[/spoiler]
>>31405388It's true for every nation on this planet. It's called unchecked female nature.
>>31405449Gura would be a horrendous housewife and an even worse mother. Streaming at random hours of the night, never cleaning up, can't cook or clean, probably smells like rotten fruit or fish, ADHD and can't focus on anything
>>31405502ogey
>>31405408That fucking ending.
>>31405479bro that fucking blow her cheeks off if she got slapped
>>31405500Polka loves us all
>>31405422Why does this adorable Ina image have to be associated with such awful posts?
>>31405449>And she doesn't have a side job or anything.Why the fuck would anyone in Hololive have a sidejob when they're making at least $50k a month? You have to be completely retarded(like Mori and Ina, at least Mori quit already)
>>31404914You faggots keep talking about this shit and it keeps pissing me off how much there is to consider. There's should be some official or universally agreed upon power ranking. I think we can all agree that 1 EN could kill all JPs except Haachama IDs and Stars and that Gura is the weakest of the ENs
>>31405407>1) you get a timelapse and a wallpaper first, then everyone gets it too>2) you get a wallpaper (that's going to be leaked anyway) and no timelapseimagine
>>31405407>more content vs. less contentWhy would anyone pick two?
>>31405458you will never put a wedge between Chumbuds and Teamates you ugly cunt so stop trying
>>31405447Do you think she's still doing her reps?
>>31405502deadbraps and cumbuds too
>>31405408JESASTime to make a soundpost
We are never gonna see then suffer through don't starve's winter...
Polkamon! What did she mean by this??
>>31405407>>31405467Only retards would vote 2>miss out on time lapse video to keep the art to members>some faggot leaks it the second the image is released
Gura was so cute last night
>>31405505This is a YGO card anon
>>31405552that stream was boring as fuck
takoyachi
>>31405532> Gura is the weakest of the ENsWhat is she even? Just some dum shark?
>>31405467Based takodachi
>>31405407>ever thinking about keeping shit like this behind member bullshitIna is a bigger kike than Mori... not like this....
>>31405529It would at least explain why someone wouldn't have time to stream.Gura just shitposts and watches streams when she's not streaming.
>>31405510>tumblr AND phonepostinggo back and stay there you rotten fuck
>>31405302>Takorachi
>>31405407I love how all the comments to that are a mixture of "we want to show off our Oshi's art" and "it'll get leaked anyway".
https://nyaa.si/user/john_money_anon
>>31405467>takodachis are brosyea who would've fucking thought
>>31405421I'd be fine with that one too.
>>31405510What the fuck is a 35 year old doing on tumblr
>>31405543Which JPs are doing their reps for fans and the EN girls, and which are doing it to get white men?
>>31405548but someone already made one
>>31405547And tentakeks, basically everyone needs to leave.
i want to FUCK ina
>>31405365>>31405366Who?
>>31405553roberu...
>>31405532>There's should be some official or universally agreed upon power rankingThat's what I'm trying to do right now
What do Ame's unwashed armpits smell like?
>>31405517>Streaming at random hours of the night, never cleaning up, can't cook or clean, probably smells like rotten fruit or fish, ADHD and can't focus on anythingYou literally described Ame.
>>31405543I beleeb in her and she seems to have gotten better at reading English
>>31405487It's not that we're good people, we just know it'll be leaked anyway, so there's no point in voting for less content.
>>31405566I thought it was their best collab with all of them together. Maybe it's because I really like don't starve and am biased.
>>31405467Voted 1 so we can all enjoy the timelapse video.
>>31405592They're trapped just as much as we are.
>>31405467>Concealing ina's fascinating art instead of showing it to everyoneThose who voted 2 must be drunk or fake takodachis.
>>31405585And frankly, both are equally valid and good points.
>>31405467Takos are dangerously based.
>>31405622the only thing they talked about was your fucking game. it fucking sucked ass.
>>31405609Lemons and strawberries
>>31405407If option 2 wins I will pay for the membership in my meme currency MXN and leak it here
guramobile
>>31405408I was there when this happened. Fuckin chimkin. She apologized a lot after it at least.
>>31405614Gura is just Ame with streaming anxiety
>>31405408I was playing Doom 2 on while listening to that stream in the background and when it blasted my ears I was calmly questioning>Hm this isn't a Doom 2 sound, what's going on?
>>31405484It's easy to slur "okay" into ogey, anon. Take your meds.
This is amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-E-aS3JJgbut FUCK the comments
>>31405474>Black text on gray backgroundAnon, your brain has gone haachamachama
RAPER LOVE
>>31405388>Society that puts women on the pedestalIs that why their universities alter the their entry scores so that less female applicants could get in? kek
>>31405485Chickin?
>>31405561I know it's a wall of text that wouldn't actually be made, but I feel like doing that when making character cards is fine. The game is heading that way anyway.
>>31405614Ame doesn't have ADHD and can focus on things.The rest of it fits her though.
>>31405505The magic autist in me is screaming that Gura should be Gruul or Simic, and not Izzet colors
https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1343529483341459456
>>31405388This guy is one of those guys who thought japan was just like his animes and moved there thinking he'd get tons of pussy, the fact that he's even typed this all out should tell you what kind of fag he is
>>31405614Does Amelia talk about rotten food and 2 day old fast food and "porridge soup" though?
I love how expressive her face is
>>31405609Chedder cheese mixed with Secret brand antiperspirant
>>31405505how much of that wall of rules text do you think she would read?
>>31405396I'm fine with the amount of content Gura produces but I still think it's dumb to pretend that any more than that would constitute as "working yourself to the bone". Anyone who says that has clearly never worked a real job.
>>31405666That was the point Satan-dono
>>31405449>And she doesn't have a side job or anythingI don't get this mentality why the fuck would anyone want their streamer to possibly take a hit in hours and quality just so you could think them as "less lazy" people have been begging mori to quit her other jobs since the beginning of her holo career but bizarro anon here want gura to take one?
>>31405649Are chumbuds even trying?
>>31405698Not those things, but she has talked about old leftover food. Curry I want to say.
>>31405510I love Ame!
>>31405593>which are doing it to get white menMarine was made for gaijin dick
>>31405679Hyperfocus is a symptom of ADHD at times. But I agree she doesn't fit the symptom spectrum. Leaving aside how fucking stupid it is to diagnose entertainers playing characters in short bursts, the only one who fits at all is Gura.
Am I seeing things or did Ame really put Bladerunner 2049 on her schedule?
>>31405532I think Kanata, Coco, and Towa could each beat Gura
>>31405609licorice
>>31405479>>31405521
>>31405467It's not as if it'd be out of the hands of the paupers anyway. It would be leaked by her members or Ina could pull an Aki and leak it herself.
>>31405735It's weird that she's not doing a watchalong for the original first
>>31405701I love how autistic she is
>>31405474How do you rank Death and an Elder God? Mix in the fact that they're only an apprentice to Death and the priestess of an Elder God and I don't know where their power levels should be
>>31405485o7
>>31405735She made a mistake were actually finally doing the porn watchalong and she meant to put Bladedonger 6969 there.
>>31405698No, Ame just talks about her time as a hobo. When she used to participate in food testing just to get something warm to eat and piss in elevators because there were no bathrooms available to her.
>>31405698she talked about how 2 week old pizza is ok to eat
I was watching a N*ji when I noticed that her home page has a member video section.Why don't any of the Holos do this? It makes finding member only content so much easier.
>>31405484>>31405662https://streamable.com/rd5cj1
>>31405726God I just want to breed her big fat ass and give her 6 half-Asian/half-pirate/half-Caucasian kids
>>31405735Is that movie standalone?
with which holo would you like to get shitfaced?
>>31405581Gura>does garden work>grows vegetables>cooks>bakes>does singing reps>works in an animal shelter>plays rfa to stay fit>takes regular walks>actually watches her genmates streamsShe's doing more in her freetime than 99% of people here.
>>31405567I'm so cute!
Are you gonna watch Aki's graduation concert next week?
>>31405716Gura antis have nothing tangible. It's really funny watching them grasp at the same straws every other week.
So if it's a given that Ina is the strongest in all of Hololive, because she's an Eldritch Horror, then what should take precedent next? Gods (Korone/Matsuri), Angel(Kanata), Demons (Mel/Choco/Towa/Ayame), Elves (Flare/Lamy), Death itself (Mori), Mythical Creatures(Coco, Kiara)?How do you organize those?
Apparently we have a worldwide reputation
>>31405711If this is that same schizo chumbud from the last thread don't bother being logical. Dude is convinced that Gura is hardest working, most cutting edge entertainer in the business.
>>31405767Ina has a playlist and probably some others do too
>>31405780AmeShe seems like she'd be DTF after one hard cider.
>>31405674Sure, chickin.
>>31405754Me too!
>>31405769
>>31405735i dont see anything, take your meds anon
>>31405674Chicken!
>>31405767cover sucks
>>31405716I don't want her to take one, it would just be an acceptable thing for her to spend her non-streaming time on.Instead of just shitposting, masturbating and watching other streams.
>>31405663will people ever just give up on this shit? does the channel have to be nuked for people to shut the fuck up?
>>31405780is that even a question?
>>31405773I don't care how barren her womb is, I will find a way
>>31405794based
>>31405815>acceptable thingkys
>>31405573>What is she even? Just some dum shark?That's the meme yes. But if we want to get detailed, she has a powerful trident that does magic shit. I don't know what exactly but it's strong. Some anons say that she can also turn into a megalodon in the water but Gura has never said that ever. She's still stronger than all of the rest of Holo though but she doesn't come close to killing the 2nd weakest EN, no matter how many debuffs you give her whoever she may be "she" probably being Ina or Ame.>31405608Very based>>31405736True and also Rushia.
>>31405528Because she didn't appreciate Half-Life 2
>>31405674always
>>31405474The Daisenpai has her aura of invulnerability though. Anyone who looks at her is physically unable to bring her harm. She has low attacking power though.
>>31405780Botan!
>>31405765I remember when I was younger asking a security guard where I could find a public restroom and he said something like "we don't believe in public restrooms around here" so I just dropped my pants and pissed right in front of him. He didn't do anything but in retrospect it was probably a dumb thing to do.
>>31405711Streaming is a hobby, not a job. Therefore she should stream whenever the fuck she wants. Trying to turn streaming into a fulltime job is a surefire way to hating it and burning out in few months.
>>31405780the one you just posted
>>31405543Only holo to release a MV with English subtitles this week... Obviously not interested in Eigo reps.
>>31405614Best friends!
Have you ever written a post about numbers and been about to submit, then take a hard look at yourself and erase it? I have, and I hope you will too.
>>31405759Well I figure a God can still die so death might be above right?
>>31405780Imagine all the things she would say
>>31405474>Minimal - NenechiHoly fuck.
>>31405775>>31405755She said she'll be watching the first one by herself and that we should too
>>31405767>>31405798Ina, Ame and Kiara have playlists of their members-only streams, Gura and Mori are too lazy
>>31405664for some reason it reminded me of ina
>>31405474Why is Ina that high? The ancient ones are the one with power not her. Also Gura's trident easily makes her top tier.
>>31405711It's less "no one can handle such hours" and more "It's clear this is what gura with her severe ADHD and low energy is comfortable with" the girl needs a schedule to eat, people shitting on her for not doing reps/streaming 100% of her time might as well make fun of someone in a weelchair for not winning any foot races
>>31405859i liked the number poster in the last thread though
how come botan & gura don't do more together since they are the apex predator duo?
>>31405860But anon, through strange aeons, even Death may die
>>31405663>click on the link>get an adIs this ethical? He's not even adding subs or anything.
>>31405407And here I voted for #2
>>31405854>Streaming is a hobby, not a job.Except when it's literally your job.
>>31405868My fucking sides are in orbit anon
>>31405674Im unironically anxious about the next stream. Isnt it her first solo since THAT superchat?
>>31405474>Nene>MinimalHow the fuck you gonna say Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI is fucking MINIMAL power level
>>31405663Jesas. I wonder if she avoids comment sections on youtube videos related to her just to avoid such cancer.
>>31405861Kiara is a sad drunk, she'll just cry and beg to be "consoled".
>>31405884do they feel like apex predators?
>>31405780tipsy Ina was wonderful, I want to see her drunk
>>31405846So should Sora be in MAXIMUM then?
>>31405868kek
That members poll is a reminder that takodachis are completely based
>>31405868
>>31405877Because Gura knows about as much Japanese as Botan knows English. Basically jack shit.
>>31405794what do we do now after the goslings are dead...
>>31405780KoroneMoriSubaru Polka
>>314053881-he needs to lower his fucking standarts2- he needs to get the fuck out of Tokyo, everyone who's gonne there has tod me to avoid bib cities like the plague.
>>31405815why do you care so much? if she stills output an acceptable hours of streams what they do outside of it is irrelevant, are you just jealous of someone having free time?
>>31405863redpill me then
>>31405663Who the fuck is Barb?
>>31405872I'm willing to concede that Gura is too retarded to stream more than she currently does.
>>31405898Chicken's a big girl anon. Just remember how she bounced back after debut. Have confidence in her
https://streamable.com/dedws7literally how chicken thinks
>>31405674I still love this chicken no matter what
>>31405898Solo, yes, but she already did a holotalk. Those are live, they're not pre-recorded, and she was perfectly fine there.
>>31405901I'm pretty sure they are all desensitized to that shit at this point.
>>31405780Ame! She would be a blast to play drunk video games with.
>>31405759Omnipotent > Elder gods (and arguably a person under their protection) > Death > Death's apprentice > Gods > Nene > whatever else>>31405869Because the power of Elder gods is also her power if they will so. They are beyond our understanding though.
>>31405933you have to be a HERfag to understand this reference I guess
>>31405663Reminder that HERfags should never be tolerated. Gas them all.
>>31405933Reference to HER video where she sings the same song 'drunk'
>>31405892What a faggot
>>31405898so that's why I've been feeling withdrawal, it's been 4 fucking days since her last solo stream.
>>31405910Does Botan play Apex? I think I only saw Gura play it the one time with Ame
>>31405869She basically has a direct connect to them though doesn't she and isn't she ancient herself? And until I know more about that Trident, it's magic would make her no higher than Shion and her magic
>>31405716Barracudas have brain damage
SUPER ULTRA MAX NENE MAX
>>31405898What superchat, I'm not going through 8 hours for just one video.
>>31405884Because Botan can't speak a lick of English and Gura can't speak a lick of JapaneseSimple as that It's why Gura hasn't collabed with any senpai yet.
>>31405795No, I'm right here. It's almost like you're wrong and there's actually more people who think Gura is not lazy.
>>31405396Based
>>31405780
>>31405916We're just not idiots. None of the other groups would have went with option 2 because you would lose out on content, only for someone to leak it anyway.
>>31405899Fine should Nene be high or MAXIMUM?
>>31405898She's doing 2 Mori collabs plus the song this week, so she clearly can't have taken it that badly.
>>31405884>Botan: ahhhh herrro shark my namre iz brotan>Gura: Ay ching chong chineeng chaing cong hing to you too ma'am.
>>31405505Please never make a custom MTG card again. We've already had several good customs for all of the EN girls.
>>31405971>isn't she ancient herself?No, she's a human woman who read a book.
>>31405869The tentacles coming from Ina's back are, as far as we know, infinitely long and infinitely many. So she could theoretically completely wrap herself in the tentacles for max DEF and ATK. What powers does Gura's trident have? Is it a case of being very strong in/near water but weak otherwise?
>>31405887jewtube started adding ads to everything, also>not using adblock
>>31405854Amelia clearly treats it as a job, though. She says it herself.
>>31405602So who remains?
>>31405861I thought Kiara didn't drink? If she does she'd prolly be fun.
>>31405974Truly the most powerful being in existence.
SUPERNENECHIHighest known tier: Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex>ate alone in the toilet at school>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail">referred to huke as hukeweb sensei>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you">scored 3 on Choco's academic test>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping her ass then burying her in a wall of dirt>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
>>31404321>God damn she knows really the EOPs want. It's clear the vtuber market is not saturated yet but based on her success it seems like EOPs don't want any random old whore - they want Holos or something close to it. Makes me extremely curious how Niji_EN will do especially since they are going to have males in their group.It's interesting that fans seem intent to get their chuuba-fix. (In view of schedules that gravitate to US-primetime.) If the Holo's won't provide the goods, they'll just find and fund their own chuuba's.(Which means COVER is in the process of fucking up their future market-share, depending on how they handle it.)
>>31405663this has the feeling like u did something embarrassing in your extended family once and every time you visit them or they visit you, they remind you of it constantly. happened with me when I was younger and it pissed me the hell off
>>31405966>>31405971I guess I'm not enough of a HERfag because I subbed to her like 2 years ago and I have no clue what those insufferable fucks are saying
>>31405925Post silly fish, u dumb.
>>31405978the one where she criedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYgOPZR9Ah4 at the end
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1343537803309633536you ARE going to buy it, right anon?
>>31405406>>31405410>>31405413>>31405435>>31405445>>31405450>>31405451>>31405459>>31405490>>31405498>>31405516>>31405672>>31405691YEEEEEEEEEEEESS!MORE (YOU)S FOR (YOU) GOD!
>>31405985those feet are pretty perfect desu
>>31405898you mean you DON'T want to hear her cry?
>>31405474The two highest IRL are Gura (based on her RFA reps) and Korone (based on the same, plus her apparently long-running hobby of boxing).
>>31406018meant for >>31405959
>>31405932Someone bust out the pasta, I don't have it saved
>>31406018Honestly it's nice to go back and see how she's changed/grown.
>>31406004Ame has brain problems
>>31405462Hey, me too!
>>31405978It's literally at the end. Some member superchatted $50 just to say hee doesnt like Kiara's Takamori shilling she rushed to end the stream while being visually distraught.
>>31405716I don't know when the antis started turning on Gura, but I'm a TeaMate first, and even with her chat being toxic and obnoxious because of HERfags, I still love Gura. I like all of the girls. I don't think Gura has to do any more than what she does now, but I guess I almost get how fans of the other girls see how hard they always seem to be working and how Gura seems to be the one getting the numbers. But numbers don't mean shit anyway.
>>31405462
>>31406010Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI is dangerously based
>>31405898What fucking superchat?
>>31406010>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of thosethis is wrong, she sent application for 5th gen 4 times, obviously she would only get one reply
where is your FUCKING SCHEDULE, Ina? you dumb useless tako
>>31405745>>31405555>>31405618I don't really visit other sites besides twitter so I might be completely wrong, but this is probably the only place where anyone shares membership stuff, mostly because it's anonymous, and I imagine it's against the rules in the discord and reddit. So the "leaks" are probably not that big compared to the size of her audience.I still voted 1 anyway.
>>31405785She comented "I did nothing but soup this week" not even 3 weeks agoDon't idealize your daughter, embrace her adorable, lazy self.
>>31406026no, i already got so much shit up my ass
>>31406056Still makes me laugh how he really thought it was a good thing to talk about
>>31406053Then Gura's brain problems aren't an excuse for her being so lazy with her streaming.
>>31406023Thanks, very cool.
finally more LA Noire this week
>>31406035Those spats are more perfect
>>31406010>Did a 1 kill challenge on Apex but ending up winning the round
>>31405999Literally changes everything then. Ina using Lovecraft magic still makes her a High threat though
>>31405988MAX-NENE-MAX
>>31405388you have to go back
>>31405388is this one of those r/aznidentity incels? those guys are hilarious
>>31406010Wait this needs to be edited for clarity. Nene didn't just apply to Hololive 4 times, she applied for GEN FIVE 4 times. Meaning that she sent an application every few weeks until she got a call back.
>>31406071the SEAnigger one that broke her
>>31406065>how hard they always seem to be working None of them are working hard. Sitting on your ass playing games and talking isn't hard work. That's why streaming is a hobby and not a job.
>>31405925Fish posting.Holmes posting.Gator posting.Perhaps even teacup posting.
>>31406071See >>31406056>>31406023
>>31405485I only discovered hololive last month (Korone playing Doom). When I learned about HoloEN, being a weeb, I assumed it would be awful. But gosh, they're great and I particularly I love that cute energetic birb so much. The sound of her voice alone is incredibly entertaining to me.
>>31405854what else, drawing and producing music are hobbies?
>>31405988High
>>31405974
>>31405407>>31405467>Takodachis truly understand Ina and her love for art so they want everyone to see her artTruly a blessed cult
We all know the quiet offends Kiara, but what about the others?>InaNurgle for the chill or Tzeentch for tentacles and the magic book themefits both quiet well>Amekinda see her as a chaos dwarf, for endurance and some creative wondersalso shortstack and rail/redstone autism>Guramaybe Eldar, overpowered and good singer, but lazy and a little depraved>Mori?khorneflakes are missing the cringe
Holy fuck you fucks really do not watch Guras streams at all? She said that she does not stream that often because she is afraid that she does not have much to talk about. It has nothing to do with being lazy.
>>31405663>Reading youtube commentsWhy do you torture yourself like that anon...
>>31406074INA IS A DUMMY! A REAL DOPE! NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE FOR A DECENT ONAHOLE!
>>31406071the superchat that told the truth
>>31406076Even if it never got leaked, choosing two means that you don't get the time-lapse at all. Why would I ever choose more content over less?
>>31406023She cried because someone spent a red SC to say they didn't like her forced lesbian rape fantasy? lol
>tfw missed Ina/Haachama collabHow was it? Worth a look?
Shark cunny.
>>31406119>That's why streaming is a hobby and not a job.Except that it's literally their job. You're factually wrong here.
>>31406071Some autist sent her akasupa saying he doesn't like Takamori and when she didn't reply to this he sent another sc. She handled it quite profesionally, but she was visibly upset and had to muted herself few times (presumably because she was crying).
>>31406125she had a quite of character development arc
>>31406119Anon, if it makes money, it's a job. It doesn't matter how much labor is put into it, so long as it makes money. You can say you don't respect the job or something, but it is still a job.
>>31406133This is so cute
>>31404777>The menhera collab has been fully subbed. Hope this is enough for KFP's that are struggling without their dose of Tenchou.>https://youtu.be/l5PCAFaVMqACouldn't Kiara just commission subtitles herself? If she asks she'd probably get the funds quickly?Would COVER contribute to this with their share of the SC-cut?
>>31406074It's past her normal stream time, so unless she's got more time off her main job, I wouldn't expect it before tomorrow.
>>31406072From what she said (iirc) she sent the application in, and waited a certain amount of time before sending I'm the next one. She could be right in thinking they rejected each of the previous 4 before deciding yes on the 5th, or she may not be. We don't know
>>31406084How is she lazy? On average she streams more than Mori and Ina and like half of JP crew. Fucking teamates really are more retarded than usual today. Kill yourself.
>>31406065>I don't know when the antis started turning on GuraAfter she broke 1mil if I had to guess. Antiposts for the girls largely follow the same points, and for Gura it's mostly that she is lazy, didn't work for it, doesn't deserve it.
>>31405474>Ayy lmao>NENEMAX>Elf Space Magic>low tierAt least bump them to Moderate. Ayame should go up to High, she's an Oni.
>>31406023God I want her to actually properly cry on stream so I can masturbate to it. Crying women are so hot for some reason.
>>31406122Amazing
>>31406150Amelia got mogged and exposed as a sham
>>31406138What a lazy bitch with clear disdain for her fans.
>>31406150way better than amechama collabs, they actually had conversations
>>31406056Did the SC get deleted? I imagine it's the last one, but I can't find it in the live chat replay.
>>31405767Ame has, and Gura's is only unarchived karaoke, deleted muse dash and some movies
>>31405517>Gura would be a horrendous housewife and an even worse mother. Streaming at random hours of the night, never cleaning up, can't cook or clean, probably smells like rotten fruit or fish, ADHD and can't focus on anythingyou basically described my mom minus the streaming and I'd say she did a pretty good job. Gura's main problem is she's just scatterbrained, not intentionally lazy. if she had someone that could organize her, she'd make a pretty good wife/mother.
>>31406150Ina was incredibly sweet to her, they had fun, short haachama collab as usual.
>>31406076I'm pretty sure clipfags post member karaoke clips, at least.
You guys seen this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cmGkZYWAEBecause Ina did
I wish YouTube copyright wasn't so shit. Amelia can't just pull up random YouTube videos like she could on twitch. It would make the fish talks even funnier.
>>31406138I haven't participated in the conversation so far but I feel like that is a bit of a cop-out answer from Gura.Her appeal is her cuteness. Her squealing while big oily men chase her around is the appeal of her horror game streams, not her having deep conversation topics to bring up.
>>31405388it has to be. why else did they start importing flips and why abe did what he did?
Woah this thread is shit. Fix it by posting La Lion.
>>31406189she's not asian please andastd
I'm glad Ame is streaming 9 times this week, plus a 9 hrs stream on New Years Eve.
>>31406126Are you seriously comparing playing videogames with making music? Are you faggot retarded?
>>31406150It's only an hour so yeah, absolutely.
>>31406104>>31406129I'm leaning toward high
>>31406160>>31406056The part that I think was the worst for her was that it wasn't some random nobody, the guy drew fanart and she probably recognized who he was which is why it hurt more.
>>31406082to be fair, he probably didn't mean any harm (even if he's a fucking stalker) and she interpreted "takamori sucks" as "your friendship sucks".
>>31406174Please understand, teamates are literally brain damaged and think Amelia's schedules should be the norm for hololive.
>>31405388
>>31405474Honestly you need 1 or 2 more tiers.
>>31406136>ina is Tzeentch>mori is nurgle, DeathYour forgetting >Polka for the laughing god.
>>31406138She's NGMI as a vtuber then unfortunately.
>>31406150It was just a marshmallow stream w/ the two of them. Ina was very patient w/ Haachama and showed she obviously knows how to communicate with ESLs. If you like Ina or Haachama then watch it, otherwise it's not a must-watch.
Is there any art of gura wearing a candy g-string yet?
Gura is lazy, but not in regards to her streams, just her general life outlook. Her stream quality and quantity is perfect. There is no room for disagreement here.
>>31406119it's their job though, they are not indie anymore.>>>(you)
So my girlfriend broke up with me. She found out I've been donating a lot of money to a lot of these Vtubers. Told me I'm a fucking weirdo and left me. I'm getting really drunk right now. She's starting to suspect that I even missed work (which is true) I had free days off because of the Pandemic and I've been taking advantage of that. She's just mad that I spent more on these girls than her. I loved her but these girls give me so much joy. I don't know what I need to do whether I should make amends with my now ex and explain to her my situation. I'm fucked.
>>31406203Twitch's is arguably more draconian at this point.
>>31406150Surprisingly chill, Ina speaks fluent ESL and did a good job conveying words that haachama didn't know to her, otherwise just a fun, kind of short zatsudan with a couple marshmallow questions for topics.
>>31406210What if Botan were your wife? Do you ever think about that?
>>31406210What a stupid bitch. La Lion is masculine. Isn't anyone going to tell her it's La Lioness?
>>31406136Ina is either Slaanesh for art/self improvement or Tzeentch for eldritchness.Ame is Inquisition, radical ordo xenos.Kiara is an eldar phoenix lord. Mori is a c'tan shard of the nightbringerGura is tyranids, leading a massive horde
>>31406184ow the edge
>>31406149It wasn't even red.>>31406023That said "Sorry you feel that way" should've been the only fucking response to this, instead of that delusional ass cope that she did about it being her fans fault.
>>31406138>oh no i dunno what to talk about guess i just won't streamimagine this thing being your oshi lmao
>>31406125I recommend watching some of her early streams if you haven't already. Gives some context as to how far she's come. I recommend the Mario Genocide and Nether RTA for a good comparison.
>>31405717TO THE WINDOWWWWWTO THA WALL
>>31406171If Cover is like any other Western business then they most likely never even looked at her application until the last time. If she was rejected then she wouldn't have been able to re-apply unless there was some reapplication cooldown.
>>31406189>>31406192>>31406197Nice, thanks.Though it makes me kinda sad Ame and Gura won't be able to have any proper collabs with JPs because of the language barrier unless Coco's finally unchained. Maybe with Korone, her collab with Mori was great and her engrish is absolutely amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXPqURgpz-4I'm starting to think Marine might have been molested as a child
>>31406165>if it makes money, it's a jobOh so I guess renting out a house is a job now huh? Are you retarded?
>>31406136>the only hololive girl with at least a bit of technical knowledge, also severly autistic>not mechanicus
>>31405887>>31406002The video has a ContentID claim on it. Are his other non-claimed videos getting ads? If not, it's the Content ID claim and the copyright owner is getting ad revenue for the BGM used.
>>31405559Gura is cute every night!
>>31406218Of course he didn't mean harm but his timing couldn't have been worse>Kiara is feeling burn out>Kiara is at the height of missing home>May not even get out of Japan because Coof is messing with flights>Alone on Christmas>Of all the things to comment on he hits her emotional support/friendshipAutism is lethal
>>31406233t.
>>31406217Wait, what? Who is he?
>>31406200Based.
>>31406189>>31406192Explain, it was really late for me so I missed it. I might watch the archive now.
>>31406180>Ayy lmaoAre aliens any stronger if all they do is get ntr and paint?>NENEMAXalready moved her>Elf Space Magicfuck i forgot she was an elf
>>31406138wow so she's lazy AND boring, nice streamer you got thereI actually like that attitude of quality over quantity, but at the same time picking the right games should also give plenty of material to talk about
>>31406214yes i do. music has 8 notes and gamepad has 12 or so buttons, which is like 50% more than music.
>>31406193Yeah, she was also trying to refund him. He also tried to defend himself on twitter irc. He had a KFP name and everything, so it probably made it worse.
>>31406263Yes, it is?
>>31406240God I wish
>>31406240Not until your post just now. I like this idea.
>>31406205Ame also seems to not understand what it is we like about her. At least 5 separate times during the SC stream she mentioned that she thought it would be too boring to watch the whole thing. It literally does not matter how much we tell them, they're convinced they aren't entertaining on their own. These two especially need to do their self-confidence reps.
>>31406233I agree with you, although your last sentence isn't necessary. Some people are lazy, I'm sure a majority of us here are lazy as well. why is it bad that gura is lazy too?
>>31406136>ooga-booga muh skulls XDThey are not.
>>31406263>renting out a house is a jobYes?
Perhaps FPS games make the ENs sick because they have low refresh rate displays?
>>31405532I don't think they can kill GOD(Matsuri)
>>31406263It's called being a Landlord, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bydsPaS0OfM
>>31406125I need an opinion on this. What about her voice do you find appealing? I want to get into her but her voice filters me, but I feel like it’s because I’m looking for the wrong things in it.
>>31406155>>31406234Playing video games is not a real job and never will be.Grow the fuck up.
>>31406198I mean, those are unarchived, so it's not the same. I don't really care if people share membership stuff that much to be honest, the appeal is to support the girls and to be there live anyway.
>>31406233cope
>>31406276Some D-tier fanartist, nobody of actual note, but she most likely recognized his name at the very least.
>>31406238To be draconian, you have to have policy. Twitch has no policies, or at least none that mean anything. It's just so busy bending over backwards to literally every inc. that waves money or a lawyer in its face that being a user of the platform has become an abysmal experience. It's not that their freedoms are being restricted but that they're being casually and unexpectedly thrown under the bus at every possible oppourtunity.Twitch is just unscrupulous, but it's probably more sensible to say that it's run by some incredible, remarkably incompetent businessmen who have been forced to repeatedly fuck over their users to cover their own asses because they literally cannot stop fucking up
>>31406263Despite what the commies might tell you, 'landlord' is, in fact, a job.
>>31406291>t. landlord
>>31406233True. I wish she treated herself better and hopefully moves to a place without mold.
>>31406252isn't it bedtime for you seanigger?
>>31406263Jesus fuck, anon.
>>31405633It'd be on twitter 5 minutes after it releases anyway
>>31406263Anonchama...
>>31406263Everyone is starting acknowledge that we need to abolish landlords, comrade.
>>31406327cute
>>31406261Korone has actually been working with a dedicated EN teacher for a bit. So, I expect her to be able to do more EN collabs in the future - at least at a low EN level.
>>31405767Kiara has a members playlist as well, it's currently at 10 videos. I don't know if it's being updated tho
>>31406010And yet somehow Polka is STILL the biggest clown in Gen 5.
>>31406311Honest question. Do you think NFL players have jobs? How about Radio Hosts?
>>31406255When Gura references that do you think she's referencing the song or Chris Rock's routine about that song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqFxOKv9LaM
>>31406321Yes.
>>31406263being a landlord is a job, yes
Lots of great music during last night's SC stream, but I just keep going back and listening to this pinnacle of mashups.https://youtu.be/pShVxLXdXO4
>>31406263Yes retarded commie
>>31406311>Grow the fuck upYou sound like the typical dad that doesn't understand shit about the current era. So much of a stereotype.
>>31406152>Gura wearing pantiesNot based at all
>>31405407>>31405467>2.7k votes>95% voted 1I love me Takodachi
Any news on Ina or Gura streaming today?
>>31406136>KiaraSlaanesh.>GuraNurgle.>AmeMalal.>InaTzeentch.>MoriKhorne.
>>31406323It's 5:52am over here, anon. That's not a SEAnigger. ESL yes, but SEAnig no.
>>31406263yes it is fucking commie
>>31406319I rent out two houses and calling it a job is hilarious to mefucking burgers lol
>>31406311Literally every sport falls on the same category if get to a certain level of profesionalism
>>31405791The literal devil also known as Haachama
>>31406321Why yes, I am the lord of my land.
>that construction site worker who slaves away for 50 hours a week ruining his back while making mediocre money telling a mid 20s girl to "go to bed and rest, don't overwork yourself" cause she's already been playing Minecraft for 3 hours
>>31406346I think of the song first, honestly Dave Chappelle's lil jon sketches are the main comedy routine that comes to mind after.
>>31406295It's only bad when people then try to pressure Gura into doing more for her fans, when her fans are perfectly fucking happy with how she is.
>>31406311You're posting on /jp/, you fucking retarded.Nobody here will ever grow up.
>>31406340I can see her getting at least a level similar to Haachama's during 2021 if she is serious enough
>>31406152>No finTrash.
>>31406311Ok Boomer
>>31406360Shut the fuck up zoomer
>>31406321Yes
>>31406210как же хочется понямкать сырнички ботанчика
>>31406193Definitely not the last, because the guy sent another one later to say sorry for hurting her feelings or something.
>>31406138i would have a lot of trouble keeping up if she streamed any more than she does, and i hope she keeps streaming exactly as much as she has been.
>>31406222I always took nurgle as more of a life thing taken to the extreme
>>31406231not that i've seen
>>31406233Why do people still bitch about Gura's stream schedule? Just enjoy Gura when she streams. 5-6 streams per week is pretty nice, plus there's all the other EN girls. Get another hobby to fill dead hours if they don't sooth you.
>>31406384Okay, nobody asked your opinion on the subject though. Something either is or isn't legally defined as a job.
>>31406026Poorfags here were attacking people paying for Holofes 2. What do you think?
>>31406373It's actually 96% now. IMAGINE being such a sadsack you voted 2.
>>31406390>construction site worker>50 hours a weekthat dude is loaded unless he's an illegal spict. trade
>>31405407>10 seconds agoJesus Christ anon you are speed.
>>31405859No, the only posts about numbers i do are either mocking numberfags, shitposting or factoids that i find genuinely interesting.
>>31406196Oedipus-chama....
>threads have been overrun by inafags these past few daysholy shit. when the fuck did the least popular holoEN get so many annoying fans?
>>31406395Speak for yourself. Not everyone is a lazy NEET like you.
>>31406311WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I MOWED LAWNS FOR THREE DOLLARS AN HOUR, KIDS THESE DAYS
I love my chicken.
>>31406424Your mistake is thinking I give my opinion only when someone asks for it
>>31406427Any true fan voted for 1
>>31405868Ahahaha
>>31406390I mean literally everyone here hates concernfags.
>>31406235k
>>31406321PAY.YOUR.RENT.
>>31406439>InafagsNice try, tourist
>>31405467Takos are good people huh...
>>31405408I hate you so much.
>>31406392I don't think folks want Gura to work any harder than she wants to. What's rubbing people wrong is a handful of schizos who make it sound like Gura is working non stop 24/7 behind the scenes to conjure her meme magic.
>>31406407основанный
>>31406233I can agree with that, it's the jealous anons here who think she needs to do more because muh subs that bother me
>>31406150It was a nice change to see Ina treat her like an actual human being and not the neighbourhood retard your mom made you play with.
>>31406431This. 50 hours a week of construction sounds like a way to early grave.
>>31406444based
>>31406378she doesn't know what to talk about so she's not streaming, sorry try again next time
>>31406416Nurgle is accepting entropy.
i want to take a peek at gura's meme research notebook
>>31406462I mean its more practical anyway. Shit would leak in an instant, might as well get more content out of it.
>>31406210So Lionposter what part of this Lion doesn't get enough love
>>31406445this should be a member emote
All landlords are thieves.
>>31406445I also love this chicken!
Ame needs your help, distribute her stats for her!I think a 10 in Luck is a given, the rest is up to you.
>>31406263>these repliesWait a second... are you telling me that all these years I wasn't a filthy neet but a productive member of society with a job? Well fuck, eat shit dad
>>31406454I always pay my rent on time though.
>>31406487For me? It's her tummy.
>>31406475>>31406431I've always wondered, how do you guys decide who gets to be the guy leaning on a shovel and nodding while doing fuck-all in road work?
UPDATEDSo since muh NENEMAX and No one would ever strike Sora this was their movement.Learning Ina is a human woman makes her easier to kill as with learning you can remove Kiara's earrings. Still unclear on how to place the Gods, Mythical Beasts, The Moon, Demons, Angel, and Magic users
>>31406466How do you know what she is or isn't doing? What's the fucking point if we can't speculate? My speculations are just as valid as yours, schizochama.
>>31406439>least popular holoENthat is still kiara
>>31406052>>31405932SUPERNENECHIHighest known tier: Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex>ate alone in the toilet at school>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail">referred to huke as hukeweb sensei>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you">scored 3 on Choco's academic test>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping her ass then burying her in a wall of dirt>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
>>31406350Senchou is the best.
>>31406498Congrats
>>31406497EVERYTHING to strength
>>31406281Your ability to relate to Haachama is directly proportional to how much you hate children. Mori and Watame were teachers, so they work best. Ina was a raid leader so she knows how to deal with kids. Ame and Gura on the other hand are terrified of her.
>>31406466Yeah, I'm fine with Gura's current output.We should just be able to call her a lazy retard for it.
>>31406311For the last time, you being a literal wageslave cuckold who only exists to make people like Bezos richer is not any more respectable than being a streamer. Get back in your cage.
>>31406497LUCK 10CHARISMA 10INT 2
>>31406251>It wasn't even red.Yeah. iirc the "I dislike Takamori" SC was pink, with a yellow one afterwards that apologised for it.Both parties could've handled it better, even if, ideally, it would've been better for the SC to not be sent in the first place. This is coming from someone who dislikes Takamori (the ship).
>>31406497World of STR
>>31406509That spot is on rotation.
Hey anons thanks for the ordering merch help in the last thread, but I do have some other questions.Does Geekjack accept debit cards, and will the stuff I buy be shipped to me (US) when it comes in or will they keep it until the Co*ona shit ends? I had conflicting answers to that.Also is Tenso easy to use for someone who is new to ordering merch/using proxy services, and do they accept debit cards? I'm starting to realize that if Ame does release a decent amount of physical merch or even one big item I'm probably not going to be able to afford to use White rabbit, the extra costs are insane
>>31406497>Fallout 4Cringe and trans.Her Endurance should be at least 7 or 8 considering all the damage she's taken with only the hiccuping and hole in her skull to attest to it.
>>31406512Obviously none of them can touch chama, she's a natural disaster not something you can kill.
>>31406513Found em. It's that easy.
>>31406512>Festival that highdoes she have a knife?
>>31406136>>31406380Ina should be Chaos Undivided honestly.
>>31406512>Kiara's earringsA what?
>>31406402Ain't even a zoomer, just wanted to point out how many times that line has been said on so many places that it's basically a meme.
>>31406509
>>31406407Перехочется.
>>31406041>Gura>Highest IRLAnon... Your JP reps.
>>31406515Not by superchats it isn't.
>>31406513>How do you know what she is or isn't doing?Assuming what she told us about her life is true, then she's a lazy retard.
>>31406498>productive member of society with a jobanon, having a job doesn't make you a productive member of society. just look at programmers
>>31406497
>>31406341To be fair, I think she only made that because her community tab got nuked when her channel went down, and the only members stream she's had since then isn't on that playlist.
>>31406311If you are enlisted by a corporation to perform a task that results in your making money, you have a job.
>>31406373If it was teamates they would have voted 2. Because otherwise their poorfag selves would feel cheated out of their one week's wage.
>>31406503Does she even have as good of a tummy as that fanart?
>>31406512Can NENE kill servants?
>>31406546She has no inhibitions, she'd kill you just to see a corpse for the first time.
>>31406548apparently some feather on her ear or some shit
>>31406516do you guys do anything else besides watch 2d anime girls all day? you know there's more to life out there, right?
>>31405424Will look into it. According to some of the folks around here, this individual is always cuter than usual.Hotel Dusk when
>>31406263>>31406498It is a job, whether or not it really contributes to anything is up to the individual, since there are business owners that live like NEETs (but with a suit)
Imagine being autistic enough to actually dislike one of the girls
>>31406571Not that I've seen so far
>>31406547Ame fits Undivided better considering the work she does for her fellow holos and her cross-gen unity efforts, even approaching the homos.
>>31406416No no life is proliferation for proliferation sake. That's nids. Nurgle is entropy aka when enthalpy approaches 0, aka death. Read your lore and thermal dynamics damit. Mori is clearly Death hence Nurgle. Korn is more Gura, the whole apex predator meme thing goes better with the mindless goal of collecting skulls or in this case subs.
>>31405848Holy mother of based
>>31406498A job doesn't mean productive, but sure.
>>31406294https://youtu.be/lOoEMQBAcEg?t=5999Gura and Ame don't give themselves enough credit for just being entertaining in their own right (I think they're both plenty good at "chatting" for the record, which isn't to say their concerns are entirely valid, there's still room to work on it too; but they both have this fear of maintaining interest through dead air which I think is a bit much).It's a little sad to see, but it's just another thing to work on. Obviously some streams are going to need to have "something" going on, but I don't exactly know how you convey to someone that their personality is the primary appeal otherwise.
>>31406560You can not measure popularity in superchats retard. You can use subcount and live viewer count as well as VOD views for that.
>>31406545You're gonna be even more upset when you find out that I'm literally the same person you were replying to above.
Nabi-mama is gonna start studying Englishhttps://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1343677748481380352
>>31406536Cute
>>31406512Fucking retard.Even if Ina is human she's immortal if the Ancient ones want to truly protect her.
>>31406512I'm fine with this one.
>>31406570why do deadbeats falseflag as takodachis?
>>31406311wagie wagie get in cagie
>>31406513Because it's obvious. Not only that, but she herself literally tells you she does nothing all day.
>>31406570Condomates are used to paying for other people enjoyment.
>>31406581I dislike one of them, but I don't ever show my dislike, I just don't watch them.
>>31406596>which isn't to say their concerns are entirely validI meant to say invalid* here. i.e. their concerns are valid to a degree but I think it gets to them too much.
>>31406161Just last night I watched a clip of her reading a superchat from somebody with cancer (allegedly). Her response was so sweet, so I tried searching "kiara cries superchat" etc. for any follow-up on that story. Found the whole drama with the self-dubbing thing.. ugh so heartbreaking to see the genki bird down on herself like that, but makes who she is today even better. I missed this >>31405898 so that's disconcerting, but she did rock that holotalk with Shion.>>31406254I'll definitely check em out anon, thanks for the recommendation!>>31406310Tough to pin down, but I think one thing I love is how clearly her emotions seem to come across in her voice? I think all the girls do that well of course, but Kiara's tone of voice just comes across as particularly genuine to me.
>>31406466>I don't think folks want Gura to work any harder than she wants tolast thread I've seen people shitting on her because of what she does on her free time and people shitting on her for not promoting more holos, as if she was now obliged to be a walking promotional machine
>>31406585holy FAQ
>>31406041RFA is more a test of stamina and endurance than actual strength anon. just because Gura can run and jump for an hour doesn't mean she can beat someone up.
>>31406563Kek. It's true though, if you aren't doing machine learning/AI or working on some proprietary software, programming is a worthless job.
>>31406570Youre going straight into the oven.
>>31406503Disgusting. Western hands drew this image.
>Chef, what is on today's Narrative menu?>"Aside from the usual courses? Today I'm experimenting with 'Teamates ruin Hololive by getting too many streams'">"There's also a side of "Gura's schedule is a problem" on the menu, which can be substitued with the classic "I fucking hate Kiara's guts" or the "Reasons why Mori should graduate" platter>May I order the Teamate narrative, with the Gura and Kiara sides?>"Why, of course! Anything at Chef Na'Rative's cafe, Mr. Rat! And of course, your complimentary glass of Off-Topic to drown it down."
>>31406136If we go Chaos Gods then Gura is Nurgle, just look at her fucking mold and how lazy she is.If we go proper factions>KiaraEldar aspect warriors lead by a Phoenix Lord>MoriNecron, that's simple>AmeTau probably, maybe Mechanicus>InaChaos, can't decide between Emperor's Children or non Marine chaos>GuraOrks in a massive fucking Waagh
>>31406601nobody cares. shes a leech.
>>31406620Oh right, nevermind then
>>31406589GRANMA MORI'S STINKY BRAPSWANGY WANGYSHE LOVES US ALL. ALL OF US
Kiara: SaberMori: AssassinGura: LancerIna: ForeignerAme: Ruler
>>31406497High Endurance, Luck, Charisma low everything else
>>31406601>i'd say she's more like a cousin>she's more like a cousin>like a cousin>cousin>cousin>cousin
>>31406150It was really good. Even as a teamate I'll admit they had an easier time keeping the conversation going. Maybe it's because Ina is ESL herself, so she knows how to talk to other ESLs. Speaking slower, pronouncing stuff more clearly, simplifying things etc. But she's also shown some almost motherly traits, comparable to how a mom would engage her child. She did a great job without coming off as too patronizing, Haachama clearly had fun too. Definitely watch it.
>>31406630Which one?
Ollie armpit pussy
>>31406475Depends on the trade. It's usually not too bad unless you're doing concrete/structural work. Laying down rebar and steel under the fucking hot sun or high up on cold days is a bitch, same goes for concrete pours.
Man, imagine being an indie and getting hit by the bugThis shit must suck
>>31406512>Normal Boomer Pirate without a ship>Medium threat>Watame is minimalBut how? Watame respawns after 8 seconds, so she's effectively immortal.
>>31406294It was weird to hear Ame saying sorry for going on tangents about fish tanks and doing the harry potter quiz and whatever else she did last night, those were the best parts.
>>31405857She actually has been putting english subtitles on a lot of her standalone videos, going all the way back to her debut even. E.g., this video from her debut week had english subs even at launch (and you should watch it if you haven't):https://youtu.be/9s_TPebdIHwIt's one of things that struck me the most about her. She actually seems to care about her english viewers, even if she herself can't directly speak the language.
>>31406688all me
>>31406688just tell the viewers to join after the stream goes live
>>31406638You're in fucking /jp/. If you take everything serious here then you may as well go for the lead aspirin right now. It's fun to call Gura a lazy fuck for not doing something as trivial as tossing together a schedule that they aren't bound by.
>>31406664Kiara has the luck of a Lancer.
>>31406667>>31406655Are you two fucking dumb? This is Nabi-mama not the daughter
>>31406233When will the plebs realize that the cancellations, late scheduling, and general frustration only adds more value to the mesugaki experience?
>>31406249Literally no edge, it's just a fetish anon. If she cries happy tears it's the same effect.
>Warhammer autism>It's secondaries who don't even play the game or read the books
>>31406688there is no bug faggot. its working properly.the "numbers" you saw before the bug were fake and inflated, so you're just clinging onto that false past because it's more cognitively satiable. if the "bug" increased viewers by 2x you wouldn't call it a bug. so shut the fuck up.
>>31406653Ina would totally be Malal'sHer destiny is destruction of everything after all
>>31406681
>>31406681Can you even get banned for this?
>>31406620>dumb watame poster
Okay chumbuds, you had your fun but there is no way in hell you will be able to defend this.
>>31406000That's child's play. She could probably just take a step into a different dimension and you couldn't hurt her.
>>31406378>Gura>mondayWhy are you even asking?Be happy if she manages to put the schedule out tomorrow
>>31406688>2 likes>1 viewer>AAAAA THE BUGright
>your oshi>your dirtiest fetish
>just saw ames schedule>br2049 watchalongImagine the goslings during that watchalong, jeesas.
>>31406719I wanna play the game but the nearest group is hours away
>>31406688>Indie with 12 viewers goes live>Viewers drop to 4>People will try to tell you that 8 of the people in this literally who stream were actually viewbots
>>31406655I hope you kill yourself for calling Ame's mama a leech
>>31406638That sounds like pure shitposting. Nobody shits on Korone or Pekora for not promoting her coworkers, and they're right next to Gura in popularity. And thank god Gura's not spamming streams, I have hard time trying to follow other ENs already. Fuck, not even just Ame is impossible to catch up to for me. Plus there's a fuck ton of other shit I wanna do in my free time as well. Gura's stream rate is pretty much perfect for me.
>>31406694I unironically like her zatsudan streams more than her gaming streams.
>>31406601>exitedCUTE
>>31406439This falseflag didn't work the first time, what makes you think it will work now? Get new material. On top my head: Enma is a PhilipinoGura husband is Rev Jesse JacksonYagoo is actually RoberuAme is just Haachama when the former decides to speak english properly Rrats are actually bots from Hololive to do market testing Coco is a Trump plantHiromoot is the real owner of Nijisanji. Sharkmeido is Koopa, thats why she retired.
>>31406681HIGHLY MODULARIDOLS
Reminder for teamates:Ame's birthday is on January the 6th.Be sure to prepare something nice.
>>31406650Teamates don't ruin Hololive but they do sure do ruin these fucking threads when all they do is bitch that the other four girls won't stream as much as Amelia. I'm sorry my oshi actually has people in her life and other things to do but she shouldn't be expected to sacrifice that just so she can stream for 14 hours of the day, that's ridiculous.
>>31406720I think he's talking about how there's more likes than views, and not every viewer hits the like button, so there's even more unaccounted for viewers.
>>31406689>Watame respawns after 8 secondssource?>Normal Boomer Pirateno ship, but didn't her oba-san version time travel back here just to talk to us? Now that I think about it, shouldn't she be up there with Ame if that's the case?
>>31406736u....uoooh?
>>31406596It's hard because we can tell them we would watch them watching paint dry, but they genuinely don't believe us. I'm thinking that Gura and Amelia especially are so zoomer-brained that they themselves need to watch streams where there's a lot going on, and therefore they want to mould their content around such an idea. Also it makes sense that they aren't just making content for people who are already fans of them, too. I doubt I would start watching someone I've never heard of before if there wasn't at least something interesting to draw me in, like a cool baking stream or a fun game. I imagine thinking about fun stream ideas is literally the thing they spend the most time on outside of streams.
>>31406719I read the books but fuck if I'm gonna get into tabletop, far too much of a poorfag for that.
>>31406719You can throw 90% of the black library in the trash. Unreadable space marine fanfictions.
>>31406737If she fills her hyper combo she hits you with the CHAOS DIMENSION
>>31406601I hope Ame can collab with her sometime next year
>>31406717>seaniggers>are they dumb?Yes.
>>31405408Lol i never heard when that stuff happened just knew that it did, quite funny
Ame will hate BR49 for being boring. She will also shit on K for being an autistic robot with no emotions.You know I'm right.
>>31406769Do you even watch the streams?
>>31406719/hlgg/ doesn't even read.
>>31406574Daybit trembles in the face of the PAHFEK UUMANhttps://streamable.com/2kuive
>>31406681STOP, DAMASCUS
>>31406761ok i'll send her 500 ARS
>>31406756>switching Botans tits onto Ina
>>31406681Damascus why
>>31406769>source?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzwUSWRASeI
>>31406617But she also tells us that she does lots of stuff related to streaming all day. Which one is more accurate? Is Gura just a schizo???
>>31406752Dunno about that, seeing her play games that she really enjoys like portal 1&2 and outer wilds is also really fun, but she's definitely gotten way better and doing zatsudan streams, all the ones in the last few weeks have been 10/10.
>>31406786You are right. It's a terrible movie for a watchalong. Especially with a woman. Especially with a woman like Ame.
>>31406041>The two highest IRL are Gura (based on her RFA reps)Anon, she set her age at 99 and the level of exercise at none.She was doing "exercise" designed for a decrepit grandma
>>31406764>I'm sorry my oshi actually has people in her life and other things to doNobody's asking Ina to stream more.
>>31406748ame's mama can suck my fucking dick. fuck that dumb gook.
>Blade Runner 2049I wonder what happened to the double feature.
>>31406775Thats why you use tabletop sim and fight autist online
>>31406497max luck, some into endurance and charisma, minimal points into rest if any
I still can't stop thinking about GURA'S PEACHFUZZ CUNNY
>>31406806She manually set it to the max rating after, which supersedes those stats.
Opinions?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbUELKAX1i4
>>31406294>You like learning more about me?>Okay, I don't know why, but whatever.
>>31406744It's finally time to kill the meme
>>31406815T o T
>>31406681Bless Damascus
>>31406787can't speak japanese so I gotta rely on clips i catch
>>31406810Read, nigga
>>31406241>La Lion is masculine. Isn't anyone going to tell her it's La Lioness?Uh oh, anon doesn't know about Botan's barbed lion cock.
>>31406653I feel that Ina would be on the Slaaneshian side. Mostly because cults with that flavor of pink and purple tend to start out mild and with seemingly good intentions. Such as Ina and her push for art, self improvement and creativity. But they are a facade to push people into ever more extreme ways to achieve those goals. Marked by how takodachis are talking more and more about rapes lately, their desire to be hurt for pleassure and even eaten alive. They view it as a positive bonding method and expression of love.Emperor's Children works.
>>31406786Let's hope so. It might hamper the gosling posting.
>>31406807or kiara
>>31406802Yes.
>>31406764Tell me about it. I'm just hoping in a few months once the fad dies down and all the shitters leave, we can have good threads again.
>>31406786Ok?
>>31406806are u a clipfag?
>>31406811Is there a decent of people playing tts? I saw it a few months ago and thought it looked neat.
>>31406802no, she just talked about one particular day where she just did nothing but this retarded anon takes it as her general daily routine
>>31406786Either she will spin the whole thing into another attempt to turn the Gsolings into Lars, or what you said will happen.Either will be entertaining and it doesn't matter because the entire point of this to a lot of people is to spam [CHAIR CLATTERING] when it happens.
>>31406800Watame is such a sweet soul.
>>31406810Believe me when I say it's a stupid fucking idea to watch both Blade Runners in one day.
>>31406694Every time she did that I typed something in chat telling her it was fun, saw lots of investigators doing the same.Hopefully she realizes eventually that it's her that we like more so than the fish.>>31406803Hm it depends, the game streams do give her good material to bounce off to tell stories/tangents too as long as she doesn't get sucked into some kind of Minecraft farm autism shit, and her antics are always really funny. They're appealing for different reasons to me.
>>31406235Find a girlfriend that likes Holo's.
>>31406806The age input is to automatically pick a lvl, then she manually changed it to max, anonchama.
>>31406800thanks, moving her up
>>31406241"La" is feminine, bro.
>>31406806Anon... your eyesight reps...
>>31406836If anything, they're asking Kiara to stream less.
>>31406719The only good books are "Space Marine" and the Inquisition War Trilogy.
>>31406786Yep. Plus it's like three hours long.She'll give it an average score though, because it was highly requested and she doesn't want to hurt the goslings' feelings.
>>31406818Yeah, the only thing it doesn't change is the bpm calculation for how hard you're exercising, which is why at the end it said Gura was gonna kill herself by exercising too hard
>>31406601NABI-MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31406854Second part of my post was meant for >>31406752
>"being a streamer isnt a real job!">fucking wageslave>"being a landlord isnt a real job!">fucking commieExplain to me holo generals politicial beliefs
Takodachis are the most selfless race
>>31406744Don't get excited, if DKR was anything to go on it will just be spam for a single scene of the movie then nothing for the other two hours and thirty minutes. I bought the 4k blu-ray and can't wait for a rewatch but this meme needs to die.
PEKORA RECLINE IS REAL HOLY SHIT KEK
>>31406821My ex-wife is so cute... sometimes I miss the time when we were married
>>31406736Wanna bet? I can bend logic and reality so hard that literally everything Gura does becomes magic. She could take a shit live on stream and I would be able to convince you it was peak comedy. Don't underestimate my schizo powers, anon.
>>31406516ok i may need to watch more nene
>>31406233Why do you guys get so defensive when it comes to criticism of Gura? Its really sad to see you guys be ass kissers just like her youtube chat. Talking about the things she needs to improve on isn't going to hurt her feelings.t. chumbud
>>31406576Of course not. Sometimes I just listen to them.https://youtu.be/0L19LAlXeZI?t=399
>>31406876jobs arent realwe're working for no reason other than appeasing our overlords
>>31406830Both are on clips. Marine didn't time travel herself, she was sent back by a girl from a future gen.
>>31406712eh, I'm usually not bothered by it sounded slightly more serious last thread, plus I couldn't sit by while the "gura actually spents 10000 hours planning memes" anon was basically giving them free ammo
>>31406601I love her streams and her drawings, but the same face gets ridiculous sometimes. Good atmosphere regardless during dead hours.
>Check out unpopular vtuber>third of the chat is other vtubersI don't get it
>>31406899Based
>>31406876Whatever let's them continue their NEET lifestyle.
>>31406882who are the fourpercenters? takodachis, explain
>>31406681I have to admit, I wasn't expecting anything like this.Happy you found your oshi though, Damascus
>>31406886What's really reclining is the quality of these threads.
>>31406876We're a communist enclave with some radical dissenters.
>>31406876>hlgg is one person
>>31406745There's stuff like TTS and vassal, but I feel you bro. Haven't been able to play in almost a year now...
>>31406512Haachama the Endless, First of the Yarra ValleyShe doesn't even exist on the same plane as the others.The chart should be flat 2D but Haachama be a 3D cube surrounding it
>>31406576Not allowed to go outside, what else are we going to do.
>>31406806She set it manually to maximum difficulty after that you brain dead retard.
>>31406761MoneyPoor girls love money the most No matter how rich they become, they are always poor on their mind. so this time you fucking neets, let her reach number #1
I hate mori now but I'll watch when she does the free ASMR, sings rap god and that one black man song too. Also when she gets 1 million subs and do her AraAra.
>>31406904They shill themselves to stay relevant.
>>31406882That choice is a no-brainer. Even if 2 won, in some bizzaro world, it's digital, it can't stay member exclusive, it'll be leaked immediately. You're leaking member-only content right now.
>>31406886if you have not noticed everyone reclined since youtube implemented that new "feature"
>>31406915it sometimes feels that way
>>31406908Even Takos have some seaniggers. We apologize for them.
>>31406882To be fair with option 2 nobody gets a video at all, right? So that seems like a shit option,even if youre selfish.
>>31406864I just want Kiara to eat a healthy diet and get enough sleep.
>>31406876My political beliefs: Ina for president-for-life
>>31406910I found her a while ago
>>31406189>>31406192Every fucking time, Takokeks always have to compare with Ame.
>>31406926I hate Ara Ara fags. Literally normalfag tier.
>>31406902S'all good.
>>31406907That's literally communism.
>>31406908>who are the fourpercenters?Two and his steam friends.
>>31406904>Third of the chat is their friendsFixed
>>31406900thanks anon
>>31406948I want the state to pay for my living expenses so I can do actually something worthwhile in my life. Fuck jobs. Fuck taxes.
>>31406834I mean yes, for Chaos Ina is a clear slot in for Slaanesh.>It is too easy for an Eldar to embrace the obscene virtues of Chaos, for Slaanesh is nothing more than a manifestation of the Eldar mind in its most wild and unconstrained form. Human morality is meaningless to the Eldar, and to the dark side of the Eldar mind all live is to be expended at a whim. Cruelty and generosity are but the impulse of a moment. Beauty and sensuality are virtues that can be expressed in bloodshed just as easily as in song. To an unfettered Eldar mind there is neither sanity nor madness, but merely a wave of perfect existence fulfilled by its own savage momentum.
http://poal.me/lk204lhttp://poal.me/lk204lhttp://poal.me/lk204lhttp://poal.me/lk204l>TEAMATES VOTE NOW. URGENT POAL ON THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE
>>31406876>politicalno
>>31406821FBK is cute as always. The animation is very fluid!
>>31405292i want to smell polka's popcorn farts
>>31405887there are subs behind memberships too
>>31406899Thanks Jaden
>>31406939Wait aren't you a nousangi?
>>31406908Some of us have to vote the other option so the priestess doesn't think making the poll was a waste of time.
>>31406904They're supporting each other. What's so hard to understand?
>>31406943Please undastandt. It's all they have.
Why the fuck does she have to stream it at 4AM GMT? Do GMT Goslings have it the worst?I want off this fucking island.
>>31406764>teamates
>>31406943There's a subset of Takodachi's that have severe inferiority complexes but they can't expose it anywhere but here because they know Ina would fucking hate their guts and tell them to unmember and leave forever if she knew about it.
>>31406959>white girl living alone with two dogsYou just know she's let them have a few licks at least.
>>31406876Landlords are feudal lord wannabes, anyone defending them even ironically should an hero.
>>31406948>That's literally communism.
>>31406944You are a newfag and retarded.
>>31406876>/hlgg/ is one personWe have a retardedly diverse group of people, there's bound to be a wide variety in beliefs. Based on some surveyposts I've seen though it seems like most of us are STEM, NEETS, or college students, leading to a dislike of service-oriented jobs and a proclivity towards both higher-skilled work and NEETbux- a very ironic combination.
I love Sora, that is all.
>>31406769>but didn't her oba-san version time travel back here just to talk to usI dont think she actually traveled back in time per se. I believe she said she was from another timeline that was further into the future.Maybe another anon that can speak JP can correct me though.
>Polka's new song has english subs and romanji karaokeDamn, that's nice.
>>31406926Rather you just suck it up and not watch her period, if you honestly hate her.
>>31406892I'm just as open to valid criticisms as anyone else. The last line was clearly put in there specifically to bait out legitimate criticisms so we can have a discussion.
>>31406786Anon, her favorite movies so far have been slower and more esoteric than BR49. I would be surprised for her to not like it.
>>31406904>Check unpopular vtuber>Everyone but me in chat is a vtuber>They're all cute girls!
Schedule!https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1341350681504989184
>>31406965I feel like a membership should at least take ads off of that channels videos
Why did i have this saved?
>>31406833Now I'm motivated
>>31406980>white
>>31406931We've noticed, just that nousagis are still in denial and shit up the thread every time EN streams so we got to remind them.
>>31406948They'd be for it until the commissar knocked on their door and gave them a plow.
>>31406876Both jobs can be performed very poorly/with little efford and still generate decent income.At the same time you can put efford into those jobs and provide important and high quality service to people.
>>31407006You know latinx is basically considered white now.
>>31406876I'm not opposed to work but why the fuck would i want to support my failure of a country when i can leech off of it and speed up its death instead with the added benefit of being able to watch all of my oshi's streams
>>31406899redpilled as fuck
>>31407003
>>31406959Ame hat nen SchäferhundUnd den hat sie nicht ohne Grund
>>31406977Those takos just haven't taken their meds yet.
>>31406968No I'm a Haaton
>>31406294Fish talk is unironically interesting, I hope she does a Kemono Friends watchalong someday, I think she would love it.
>>31406999
>>31406902Get over yourself. If you're such a sad pathetic excuse for a human, just say so. Waaaah my chumbuddies are gonna get piled on because of one schizo waaaah.
>>31406999FUCKING FINALLY
>>31406999Priestess... onegai...
>>31406681Someone stop this man
>>31406310Bad voice is a meme for zoomers with zero attention span. When you get to know a person (either in real life or a streamer) you mostly stop caring about voice or looks.
>>31406196Did your dad/siblings cook or did you just eat packaged food everyday?
>>31406523Except she is not a child anymore. It just hinges on her needing more English-reps.
>>31406512I think Luna deserves to be higher because she has an army of extremely chad lunaitosSubaru has Shubangelion, so maybe low tier at least. Anya is a fucking dagger, should be higher too
Which HoloEN stream/video made you unironically grateful to the fact that you exist in this world, at this time period and that you were able to watch it?
>>31406999towa baby
uhhhh...?
>>314069591.9% chance actually, so if Hololive grows to 100 members eventually it's actually likely 2 of them have had some kind of sexual contact with an animal.
>>31406805Can't be worse than Children of the Sea, and she made it through that. Stop watching clips, cocksucker.
what would women like ame or gura do if internet didnt exist? they are too dumb for normal work
>>31406984You can distill /hlgg/ like this: The group that superchats with their own money, and the group that superchats with their family's money.
>>31406689>Normal Boomer Pirate without a shipShe's not even actually a pirate. Marine is a just a normal girl cosplaying a pirate
>>31406902I find it refreshing, Gura/Chumbuds as a target hasn't happened in a while
>>31406926You hate her now? for how long? because things are definitely improving lately, so I don't see what she could have done recently to change your mind. (besides her stream times this week, rip fellow euros)
>>31407039>aircraft carrierDoes she just launch Takos in mini jets?
why are there dogfuckers in this thread?
>>31406523>Ame and Gura on the other hand are terrified of her.Have you not watched the three AmeChama collabs, Ame treats her like a little sister.
>>31407073>>31406689>Without a shipIs it because she's lonely? GET IT
>>31406948No, most any economic system will let a person get away as a NEET as long as family will support them or there's a working social safety net in place. Worker owned means of production won't influence that.
>>31407066Miochama...
>>31407063I'm listening to Ina's member's only bedtime story right now...yeah that one. Fuck this is so comfy god damn.
>>31407066twitter being retarded, she'll come back, same thing happened to yagoo
>>31407066No... No dont repeat that timeloop. Anything but that one. Mioshka... Dont be ground zero again. Please.
>>31407085have you seen the state of the kana thread?
>>31407070>GuraFarm work, cashierIdk about Ame
>>31407028How fitting.
>>31407100nope
>>31407070unironically be a trophy wife
What MTG colors best describe the /hlgg/ nousagis? Asking for a friend.
>>31406596>>31406772That reminds me:How about "Slow Television" with Ina?Or a Bob Ross watchalong?
>>31407085who?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE H-DOUJINS??Which hentai doujin artist do you want to see draw Holo doujins of which girl?
>>31407066She made a community post about it on YouTube, twitter flagged her as a bot for some reason, they're working on it
>>31407068It can. Stop watching Ame.
>>31406876>Explain to me holo generals politicial beliefsI believe politics don't belong in these threads or on the streams.
>>31407087Ina...
>>31407085>why are there dogfuckers in this thread?
>>31407111774Gura
>>31407096Coincidentally, I was just listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbRJ733xiF4
>>31407110scroll up and read, friend
>>31407111Wait for the sharkcon (idr its name)
>>31407111Tell me what tags you want for what members. Anything specific you want to see?
>>31406999I was promised Towa baby.
>>31407063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdSXTExI8_A
>>31407109Ina and the viewers drawing along to a Bob Ross episode would be fun.
>>31407066Since when did tweets require permissionsSeriously though, this is just twitter fucking up again, thankfully twitter will be fairly quick at fixing this.
>>31407117based and greypilled
>THE Gosling creator is gonna watch the Gosling moviebros... i don't feel so good
>>31407006Whiter than you.
>>31406876Lipo-cracy with power derived by (weight) class
>>31407060No, that's fair enough, if I take the Mechs into account I'll put Botan, Suba, Peko and Miko all up there with Roboco. I don't know how strong Luna's army is, but there is power in numbers so I suppose she should be a high level threat. Still don't know much about Anya but if she's a dagger I guess she can go next to Noel?
>>314071085 colors can't begin to describe nousagis. Maybe other fanbases are easier.
is daisenpai erotic or do i find her erotic because of her status as daisenpai
>>31407056One of the more popular indies would arguably be a lot more popular if his voice wasn't so grating. It definitely happens.
>>31407111Pochi Ina
>>31407063All of Ame's streams last week.
>>31407121yubi yubi
>>31406719I'll have you know that I have a bunch of unpainted Necron that I plan to get to sometime between now and the heat death of the universe
Honest question: should I release these for preservation purpose only or for good sake keep it for myself?
Hypothetically, how much do they have in the bank now after the cuts? Will they finally be afford to buy a house?
>>31407100What are they doing now?
>>31407108
>>31407136samekethttps://twitter.com/kettocom/status/1334464336337637376
>>31407117Dangerously based.
>>31407150>It's going to be at 4am for meFuck, am I going to set an alarm or jsut not sleep?
I dunno if I'm allowed to post this, but 5ch did some digging through the html of Geekjack and they found a bunch of stuff, including upcoming EN merch.
>>31406645It's one of the only verifiable indicators of physical health we have to go by that isn't a rrat, though.
>>31407150wat
Mori pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRvpGGc9Jv8
>>31407108Can you mix all of them? If you can then that.
>>31407111HomunculusAme, Ayame, Towa, Suisei, or Polka
>>31407070Ame would be a hobo and Gura would probably be the daughter that the family doesn't let outside of the house.
>>31407138>InaENF
>>31407063Second Outer Wilds stream comes to mind as one example. Watching that live with /hlgg/ was an experience I'll never forget.>>31407068If nothing else she'll probably appreciate 2049's aesthetic.Also, since she's watching the first one off-stream, her aunt might explain stuff to her that she didn't get. Might help tune her brain for the second, for lack of a better word. Either way I don't particularly care one way or another if she likes the movie or not, it's good to get it out of the way at least. I'm way more excited for members karaoke and Outer Wilds and such anyway.
>>31407109Train ride with Ina!
>>31407152So basically an ork-ocracy ruled by who is bigga?
>>31407181son
>>31406876Whatever lets me get bux with minimal effort desu
>>31407157>Soraposter elevates Sora into a status of respect in /hlgg/>Suddenly gets dragged to the ground with lewdpostingIsn't it sad, Soda-chan?
>>31407116Ogey
>>31406322Yeah, she's definitely making a shitton of money and living in a place with mold, there's no way that she's lying to milk you all even more.
>>31407157She has huge girl-next-door vibes.
>>31407165Honest answer: kill yourself
>>31407134I simpy don't understand what dogfucker refers to.
Chikin?
>>31405292>cleanly cut-off handjust why, the worst option out of that, having it fade into transparency or just normal continuing offscreen
>>31407138>happy sex>defloration>impregnation>pregnant>hand holdingGura
>>31407167Probably Gura but Ame is investing and gifting what she earns rn, probably sacing as well but not as much.
>>31407202Seethe
>>31407151but i'm latinx
I just realized I haven't watched a single Ina membership stream even though I'm a day one member. How was the bedtime story one? Worth watching the vod? I've also had the Alien movies on my harddrive for months and still haven't gotten around to them either.
>>31407183That's not Mori... She's too young for 2008.
>>31407066I still can't believe Mio was liking and retweeting so many fucking Karaoke Relay posts that Twitter thought she was a spambot
>>31407111774Gura and Shion team up to prank an Ojisan (me)
>>31407165>preservation purposesyou'd have released them already if you cared about that instead of being an attentionwhoreeither put out or fuck off
>>31406959>>31406980https://streamable.com/h6jbn2
>>31406719>40k calling ANYONE a secondaryYour entire setting is secondary, dude.
>>31406010>>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her roomThe best part of this is it was caught perfectly on Botan's stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ZWkFy-6Ng
>>31407201You'll see soon enough that I'm right. If you aren't blinded.
>>31407176Thanks
>>31407213There's a lack of Kiara in this thread
>>31407165Kill yourself, and delete all of it if you're an actual teamates. If you aren't, well you didn't ask the question in good faith anyway
>>31406995Ame also specifically hates anything that gets hyped up. It could go either way.
>>31407165keep them to yourself, there's no need to give schizos more clips they can take out of context
>this is who mori's next collab is with
>>31407167More than you.
>>31406719Cant play it because of the coof. And im not gonna do it online, i wasted thousands on my shitty miniatures.Honestly im this close to ordering a few extra sets and kit bashing some Takomarine abominations.
>>31406993I just want Gura to stream a little more some days, like yesterday we got just a hour and a half and now she's gone for 2 days. We wont even get a tweet or a 60 second video to push through the drought, I'm sure people would be overjoyed to get one even if she literally just said hi.
>>31407202Yeah, moving to a better (more expensive) place after only a few months with a new job is a great idea anon!
>>31406999>posting a twitch emotefucking kek.
>>31407186fantastic taste
>>31407217I meant saving* but if you want numbers they're in the archives
>>31407152Dangerously based.
>>31407239Perfect comedic timing.
>>31407248Felix has already avoided all mentions of Hololive so no
>>31407165You posted here like a week ago being a smug piece of shit how you'll never share these for attention and got told to fuck off, so i'll tell you again: Neck yourself.
>>31407150I really hope Ame will think about her words. The potential to severely hurt or outright kill hundreds upon hundreds of us Amegoslings is too high.... please don't take away our hope Ame..
>>31407248>implying P*wd**p** or COVER will let her
>>31407226I meant that she should sing it at some point, sorry
>>31407138Amelia>yuri>femdom>lolicon>domination loss
>Just noticed kwapeppaloni's new sprite includes the rose hairclip I gave herI'm blushing, very cute mom.
>>31407216Lets be honest, wouldnt these be the tags for all the HoloENs?
>>31407177Alarm bro. Do your earlybird reps, Chadchama.
>>31407138Amelia - FemdomIna - Vanilla deflorationCalli - Drunk SleepingKiara - ProstitutionGura - Nothing
>>31407197No, I'd say that we're aiming for a certain class of big that not just anyone can fill.But our recruitment process is going great.
>>31407224It's a lot of Ina lore and more personal conversation than she gives in her normal streams. It's very comfy. Considering that you're a day one Tako I think you'll enjoy it.
>>31406956Yeah well, the people who fund the state would literally rather you die of exposure on a sidewalk than fund you sitting around playing with your pud, so better nut up buddy.
>>31407229There's a 24 hour VOD. Unless there's a copy out there already.
>>31407157I'd say it's the latter.
>>31407248Felix has more than enough sense not to throw his viewers on someone else.
>>31406786I just want to watch Ame reciting the line 'you look lonely'
>>31407200Sora never wanted to be put on a pedestal. Why deny her what she wants?
>>31405995Post em
>>31407248Honestly he probably would not want to do that. He knows how cancerous his fanbase is
>>31406981>What do you MEAN I can't just have a free place to live at someone else's expense?
Can someone post that video of Gura dancing
>>31407255Yeah I always end up feeling like I want more from Gura too.
>>31407289Gura will get a mating press with handholding and youll like it.
>>31407248If there’s one thing I respect Pewdiepie and Cr1tikal doing, it’s staying in their lane. They’ve been in the business long enough to understand where they shouldn’t dip toes.
>>31407282it really is a cute detail with potential to scar anyone finding your twitter
>>31407224I never manage to catch them live because they're all at 5 am for me, so I've only seen a few myself, the last one happened to be after another stream I stayed up for, it was pretty nice, the story was a relatively small part of it, it was mostly zatsudan, including a brief bit of financial advice. definitely enjoyed it though.
UPDATE 2Watame's respawns, mechs, Luna's army
>>31407200I suppose this, too, is a form of respect for Sora...
>>31406526How about you tell that to the people who sell or make your food?Would be funny if they spit in it, wouldn't it?
>>31407318What if I want to bend her over the pedestal?
>>31407122>>31407228Here's your prank.>>31407111Benantoka.Gura.
>>31407111AsanagiShion
>>31407294Time spent working is time spent not doing my repsI should've just considered priesthood so the church could bankroll my shit
>>31407063Ina's Edith Finch and Journey streams.
>>31406981t. Commie
>>31407348?I cook
>>31407167They make more in a month than I get in a year
>>31407327
>>31407343Cool, can I post this on Reddit?
>>31406938She's got it next time fellow Takodachi.
>>31407351Even better
>>31407077>>31407077>You hate her now?Since the last stream and membership stream. I'll not shitpost about her though.I just realized that the rap god and godzilla will be in some unarchived karaoke stream full of cuck songs. Sad times.
>>31407356But then you'd have to fuck little boys.
>>31407301I'm 100% certain this is the case.
Well, do you agree with your boy?
There would be no HoloEN without her.
>>31407243we're back to being the minority? fuck yeah
>>31407343Reminder that Polka is the entire circus so she has the strength of an entire circus
>>31406985Very based.
>>31407343Where do we rate alter egos like Kurokami, Sora Alter and Darkside Korone?
>>31407150Fucking finally can't wait for the destruction of this godforsaken board. If this doesn't bring moderation back nothing will
>>31406981Just buy a house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09utwhGKhlkcute doragon
>>31407077>he doesn't remember her ruining the MC collab by mentioning her superchats and cutting the collab short to go to a meeting
>>31407224bedtime story is one of her worse streams
>>31407248>mori and p*wd cross a bridge>suddenly a donation comes throughyo thanks for the aka you "sofa king nagger"
>>31407179Anon, that is illegal.
>>31407356Just pretend to be a fag or a tranny or a raghead or whatever class of social parasite gets free money where you're from.
wtf soundposts stopped working for me
>>31407165>>31407296I'd be really curious about the URLs because I was never able to grab such long streams from the site.
Teamates I am sorry. I was snug in bed with my blanket up to my neck and had the lights out while watching Supa Sunday yesterday and fell asleep around the 4 and a half hour mark. (EST so it was around 10:30pm)
>>31407373fuck off
>>31407384
>>31407382I'm indifferent to Calliope Mori of Hololive English.
>>31405462I bet her asshole tastes delicious.
>>31407383Gaijin dragon tooks over Hololive and starts calling all the shots while also shitting on the chinks how does she do it?
>>31407318tags: degradation
>>31407382Mori is based as expected
>>31406575it's her hair not earring wtf are you on get your lore straight.
Is Kiara really moving back to Austria? If so, is it by choice or is it related to the visa problems that people were talking about a while backj?
>>31407382Absolutely. I love all ENs except Ame.
>>31407138Any of themBbw, weight gain
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1334017308809981953New Ina schedule!
>>31407416Open your ears, anon
>>31407387
>>31407108Black and red>"Selfishness, Omnipotence, Paranoia, Freedom, Action, Short-sightedness">"Impulse, Chaos, Amorality, Parasatism"
>>31407382Yes, 100%
>>31407431She's probably not going anywhere anytime soon now.
>>31407405Why would anyone bother remembering that?
>>31407370wtf is this real???
>>31407383how did she convince cover to let her sell buttplugs as merchandise?
>>31407415>whatever class of social parasite gets free money where you're from.Kind of hard to pretend to be one of the richest people in the world but I'll try.
>>31407435Fucking finally
Amelia Watson
>>31407437oh shit you rightbut seriously idk why they stoppedthey disappeared from my extension list and now after adding them back I can't remember how to make chrome let me enable them
>>31407390Whenever we do another bizzaro /hlgg/ thread
>>31407445Because it's on my long list of reasons to never watch Mori.
>>31407063Ina's Edith Finch and Gesture Drawing #8, also Anya's recent Mad Father stream.
>>31406664Kiara as a rider or berserker (with Phoenix form unleashed) would be interesting too.
>>31407382Overwhelmingly so
>>31407384You love to see it. I fucking hated all the newfags that we had the past few months.
>>31407435based
>>31405682And you're right
>>31406777>Read the books.>Yass cumming queen in a titan.Yeah, no.
>>31407464More like Amelia Thotson.
>>31407441this, but they have Devoid
>>31407296>list.txtyou doing some concatenation there anon?
>>31407370I hate this 3D gura model for some reason, I just want to stomp it.
>>31407435please... Ina...you had all day yesterday to do it...
>>31407451Rich people are wealthy because they're ruthless, intelligent, or lucky - often two or all three. You're not a failure because they're holding you down, but because you're none of these things.
>>31407165No you fucking retard
>>31407387polka is the only member of her circus though
>>31407493People dont understand that you dont get rich by being ethical and a good person.
Why isn't Ame watching the original Bladerunner as well? I was looking forward to that. Did she saw it, at least? Cause she isn't going to understand shit if she didn't
>>31407507She is...
>>31407247Most of these are either CS:GO and react stream so probably nothing much unless there's something I missed
CHOOSE:Your oshi with a penis?orYour oshi but she lacks any sort of genitalia?
>>31407319Some of them have already been posted ITT by others. This is the only decent Mori custom I've seen so far
>MTG>FGO>40k>Loreposting...at least it's not anti-posting and doxxes. But this thread is horrible. The worst. Carry on, guys. I guess.
>>31407348Between the two of us, I'm not the miserable fuck who needs to cope by doing mental gymnastics to feel superior to people who make more money than me, buddy.
>>31407503Did you forget about us?
>>31407344im sorry sora poster I cant help myself traditional idols are just so erotic and her status makes it even better
>>31407336My twitter is slam poetry and I'm trying not to associate it with kwapple. I'm making a disconnected sfw account so I can actually help without tangentially connecting cwarpool to pregnant lolis. I have at least an above average amount of experience in live graphics and effect switching so I wanna help my mom.
>>31407382First of all, not my boy. Despite that, I share that exact sentiment.
>>31407493>often two or all threeHilarious. Don't pretend that luck isn't the major and sometimes only factor holding us all back from being rich and successful.
>>31407165The answer is always data-hoarding and backups. You won't be able to keep those safe alone.Do you have metadata for those streams?
>>31407507Read nigger. Read her community post. Niggaread.
>>31407378She's doing like one per stream, and you can just mute the song and forget it ever happened. hell, download an archive and cut it straight out of the vod if you're so inclined, I don't give a fuck about pop on rocks, but I'm not going to complain about her singing it once. if you liked her enough to member and that's your breaking point, I really don't know how you got this far in the first place.
Does this gacha ever do collabs? If there were some collaboration event that added the hololive ID members would you play it and roll for them?
>>31407517I can work with shota Gura
cat pussydo not ignore this post
>>31407517I care about her not which part she has so 1.
>>31407493Nah. Maybe their parents or grandparents were.They just used their inherited wealth to hoard yet more wealth at the expense of the rest of society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqFxOKv9LaMTakamori approved by Pekora and Marine
>>31407063Ina's cookie stream
>>31407475for real, those fucking dumbasses just kept fucking up things for everyone
>>31407520This is nowhere close to the average dead hours thread. I'd very much prefer some slight deviation in topic over constant shitflinging and ESLs falseflagging.
>>31407382I don't agree with all of my boys tastes, but this one is based.
>>31407520Take what you can fucking get during dead hours, anon, if it means people aren't being retards and biting bait. I'll take anything over yesterday's style.
>>31407551https://youtu.be/EvAyJsZeIks
>>31407063The Chirstmas collab, especially in the end when Kiara got all sappy, throwing love yous with Ina and wishing for an amazing 2021 with all.
>>31407520>40k bad
Reminder that Ame slipped up and admitted to being an ESTchad
>>31407538there's metadata inside list.txt but unless you know how to download VOD they're always available on <ttv>tracker
>>31407535It's not. Most people just straight up aren't doing anything that could make them become rich. No one ever became rich by simply being a wageslave their whole life.
>>31407551reminder that Okayu is NOT fat
>>31407517I’d suck Kiara’s dick desu
>>31407504All this really says to me is that the rich shouldn't exist then.If the world is at all just.
>>31407569
My hot take is that any student that sc's a streamer asking them to bless them before a test deserves to fail it and drop out.
>>31407520literally the best thread in awhile, what are you smoking
>>31407517how big penis tho
>>31407417See >>31407575
>>31407517well i wouldn't want to make a family with either of the choices but with first (s)he has better chances at finding someone else.
>>31407063Gura's cookie stream and I'm glad I got to watch her get a trident live with my fellow chumbuds
>>31406982To be fair, USA was also built on slave labor. In fact, most modern civilizations were at some point using slaves. Some still do.
>>31407597Like 15 cm
>>31407569SUFFER NOT THE ANTI TO LIVE
>>31407569I like 40k but warhammer discussions are always inane, especially if they try to do crossovers.t. 1250 point AdMech army
>>31407432why not ame?
>>31407578People aren't becoming rich, they just luck into a family where they never have to work and still inherit an incredibly successful business that literally can't fail.
>>31407520It's been especially fucking dogshit over the past few days. Too much Kiara shite
>>31407584Calli, calm down
>>31407578You act like most people have a say in the matter.
>>31407568Ame's POV was my favorite just because chat was being surprisingly wholesome.
>>31407555Why do they refer to Mori with -san? Did I miss something? Or is she just this powerful?
>>31407553I mean, on a grand scale that's still a form of luck.
>>31407448Hey, Manager-san (if they even exist at this point), you know that common lewd thing that is already a part of my character's canon - what if we sold that as merch? Could it perhaps make us a fuck ton of money?
>>31407120cute
>>31407569>>31407591>>31407608Art crossover: Fine, normalAnything else: I don't want to get Grey Goo'd again
>>31407517I already worship Mori's 5ft scythe every single day
>>31407063When my boy first mentioned liking small. That was the first time I've been able to let go off constantly suppressing the truth in order to stay sane.
>>31407607i guess that's not too bad
>>31407256How much do you think a decent place with no mold costs to rent?She's making more than enough in a month to cover all expenses in a year.
>>31407518Broken as absolute fuck
>>31407597average, so 7 inches
>>31407545Just because she'd have a dick doesn't mean she'd automatically change into a boy
>>31407541>I really don't know how you got this far in the first place.Her gfe is powerful.
>>31407551this cat is fucking hot
>>31407583Explain this
>>31407619wrong collab but that one was good too
>>31406997They didn't start as such, anon. In fact, you might be turning into a cute vtuber girl as we speak.
>>31406263No landphobia sweety. Get out of here.
>>31407628And yet they won't let Watame sell an oppai mousepad.
>>31407619>Christmas Collab>Ame's povwhat timeline do you come from?
>>31407431Both. she's on a fixed duration visa that can't be renewed, and she's also homesick. may end up staying longer depending on the rona situation.
>>31407645no thanks then
>>31407551I really, really like this cat.
>>31407590The weak are meat and the strong eat. You're no different, you just have some tortured internal logic as to why you have no responsibility to the people whose borderline or actual slavery allows you to live comfortably in affordable consumer goods, plentiful food, and cheap clothing. The difference between them and you is they don't pretend to themselves that they're anything but what they are.
>>31407642And it would become mouldy in like a month due to her living habits. She needs to hire a maid.
>>31407165Going to be contrarian and tell you to upload them for the sake of archiving. Although you would of already of done that if you were actually someone who cares about archiving.
>>31407657I got it confused with the Minecraft xmas collab.
>>31407613You're not wrong, but anon before said:>>31407535>only factor holding us all back from being rich and successfulAnd if we're talking strictly about going from not being rich to being rich, the main factor is actually doing something that could result in you becoming rich.Too many people bitch and moan about how helpless they are and how hopeless the world is without actually making a real fucking effort.
>>31407606ALL great civilizations were built on slaves.
>>31407611She seems like a sweet enough girl. I just don't like her content and character/mannerisms.
Anyone got the screencap of the comment she's crying about?https://youtu.be/EYgOPZR9Ah4?t=13235
>>31407642She's just going to end up with mold again no matter where she moves.The problem is that Gura can't take care of herself and moving isn't going to change that.What she needs is a live-in boyfriend.
>>31407256Ame moved out on her own just before she started a Hololive.
>>31407688there's VOD of nag**** too but some of the moments are very personal...
>>31407520Stop coming here during deadhours, you wimp.
>>31407701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVNLrw8W4Bk
>>31407703I respect your opinion, anon. That being said, fuck you.
>>31407319
>>31407713now this i want
I don't know, fucking, Miyabi's on?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqAs12PhYKsThat's at least on topic?
>>31407674>The weak are meat and the strong eat.Do you think that's a good world to live in? Are you satisfied with your life and the way things are?
>>31407706>needs a househusband to act as her surrogate mommyI know there are plenty of people who would volunteer but this isn't healthy
>>31407630As much as people like to compare holos to the gray goo, I'd say that it's a very different scenario. For /hlgg/, it's different in that we're simply comprised of a very eclectic group of people and that is reflected in our content. The difference between the two would kind of be akin to the difference between attempted colonization of others vs having a melting pot of a lot of different things.
>>31407608I feel that takodachi lend themselves better to the AdMech aesthetic. It's not just me, right?
>>31407613A convenient fantasy. Here's the problem with it - no matter what excuses and rationalizations you make, they have wealth and you don't, and that's the way it'll stay because they can more than afford to stomp your face in with a steel-shod boot.
>>31407696You overestimate people's worth. Even the rich are a bunch of sad lazy sacks. They just got lucky enough that effort was not required to propel themselves to the top of society. Telling people to put in more effort is the most cop-out answer I've ever heard.
>>31407318She likes being called cute by chat, doesn't she?
>>31407649https://twitter.com/oshiruco_212048/status/1343353596692156416
>>31406311ok dad
>>31407713>some of the moments are very personal...How personal?
>>31407713Maybe the personal stuff could be left out but anything else is fine to archive imo.
>>31407520>he prefers the SEAniggers
>>31406299Matsuri being god is a meme.
>>31407677rrat: calli said she wanted a miko outfit because kiara told her about the time she worked as a miko and it was still fresh in calli's mind.
>>31405995I went with izzet because 1. I felt like om kind of obligated to make her blue sense she's a shark, atlantis, etc. etc. and that aquatic things are often made blue even if they aren't blue in character. As for red I just thought it fit better than white, black, and green. I was thinking of simic but they seem to orderly and about knowledge, structural experimentation and what not. The trial and error experimentation, chaotic nature, and prone to huge funny blowups nature of the Izzet fit better to me. Even her quiet streams where she's just being honest, gooey, and a little emotional feel more red to me than green>>31405682 I was just doing it sense other people were posting theirs. I can make one that's more like a real magic card but I thought that'd be more boring.
>>31407079If this ever did happen, that would mean she's launching us <3
>>31407569Fine, I'll join in, I guess. This is almost two months old and I still haven't finished it. Supposed to be part of an "Anti Purge" coupon. It's just fucking 40k discussions are always dumb. Instead of talking about how would chaos-conquered worlds sustain a functional society long enough to replenish their armies, and exploring what would those societies work, we have HAHA WHICH HOLO IS WHICH GOD HAHA SO EDGY WOOOO.Styigies VIII is the best Forge World.
>>31407718Understandable, it's totally fine. Fuck you too.
>>31407713The way you type irritates me. It's obvious what you're doing. You're literally so bored and lonely that you are choosing the most effortless ways to get (you)s, instead of making a worthwhile or interesting discussion. Actually kill yourself.
Can't wait for ame to save us from dead hours
>>31406311no but if it pays the bills then who gives a fuck
>>31407619No, I meant the one from the 25th where they changed out words from a poem and made each other jpgs. It was exclusive to Kiara's channel I think.
>>31407762Oh, forgot to post my shit.
>>31407737>this isn't healthyWhat exactly would be healthy for Gura given all her brain problems?Househusband/mommy bf to take care of her is probably as good as it gets.
>>31407165Yes, why not? Stop being a pussy.
>>31407713If the info is "this could lead people to my house" personal then no, otherwise uncut.
>>31407739I don't mean that we'd be grey gooing them, anon, I mean that they'd be grey gooing us. 40k, for some fucking reason, is a grey goo franchise
>>31407736It's the only world that's ever existed and the only one that ever will. It doesn't matter whether I like it or not because it's a fundamental trait of life itself.
>>31407713How personal are we talking?
>>31405462Very based.
>>31407575I thought about descriptions, thumbnails, upload-date, release-date, ...
>>31407749Like she actually told where she's live, unfinished projects, commission works and so on...
>>31407608HOLY BADASS
>>31407202You'd be shocked by the number of people who make good money and continue living in squalor just because it's what they're used to and what they feel comfortable in. Or they're too depressed and unmotivated to do anything good for themselves.
>>31407696anon... you're arguing with a bunch of people who spend upwards of 10 hours everyday shitposting on an anime imageboard.
>>31407741Please read back what you wrote and then try and explain to me what the fuck the point of writing it was.
>>31407798Oh no, then don't release it anon, keep it to yourself.
>>31407787Humans are taking life by the reins though.
>>31407786Oh that makes a lot more sense. Seems unlikely imo but yeah you never know
>>31406529Went back and checked the archive, it's more>I don't like Takamori.At most "ogey" worthy.
I want to breed with this chikin
>Gura muting and laughing at.>That's not your mother that's just a homeless homo.
>>31407798Post it already, you know you want the (you)s
>>31407798>where she's livedNope>unfinished projects, commission works and so on...Fine.
>>31407798the where she lives is the only thing that actually sounds personalthe other stuff isn't personal at allAlso why would she say that?Is it possible she's moved since then?
>>31407748>>31407785Why are you fucking like thisStop letting these niggers bait you, and more importantly, don't fucking egg on someone to post something that would be insanely fucking bad for the talent when they explicitly don't want that to happen
>>31407569THE VENERABLE TAKONAUGHT
I bet you don't even love Gura as much as I do.
>>31407706What are you talking about? Did you miss when she talked about vacuuming her bathroom and how she loves doing housework? She's only bad at using perishables fast enough.
>>31405532Ame is the weakest. She's just a normal human physically who just happens to have a time traveling device.
>>31407706Clearly the solution is for her to go live with Ame. Alternatively, they could start funding for a North American Holohouse.
>>31407625>Or is she just this powerful?She is. Meek nip minds cannot keep up. Don't you remember the among us collab where both Suisei and Polka instantly broke down from a simple curse word?
>>31407800I unironically learned how to code, got a cushy government job and now I make more money than I have ever in my entire life. I spend it all on SCs, merch and gacha.
Why does Gura get the most retarded schizo narratives around her? I'm guessing this is why you wanted her to "open up"?
>>31407248Ironically, the most popular YouTuber of all time is the one that's most acutely aware of how absolutely dogshit his viewers are and goes out of his way to not inflict them upon others. You'd think the small-timers would learn by example but no, not at all.
>>31407815Hopefully we don't self-immolate.
>>31407798>where she livedI don't think she's that dumbkeep in mind everyone he could just be lying about that
>>31407840THAT'S A LIE
This thread is a pretty good thread for deadhours...except for the 2-3 people discussing politics. Why?
>>31407599That's not too helpful to me, can you say more? I know that file directory scheme but all of the playlists from it were either dead or pointed to dead transport streams. Being able to get full streams instead of clips would be a godsend. I did way too much url manipulation but only clips to show for it.
>>31407826Timestamp
>>31407713You should post only those, actually. Who wants to sit through hours of her just rambling and talking about random shit?
>>31407378>oh no she read some superchats about a guy I hateJesus, you fucks are pathetic.
Yeah I think the 40k and MTG cross Holo autism discussion was better than the doxxposting
Kiara playing AI Dungeon when?
ATTENTION ATTENTION!I love Coco!______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________THAT IS ALL
>>31407063I can't narrow it to one, but it's a tie between Ina's Titanfall stream and Ame's Outer Worlds series for me.
>>31407713Please keep good backups.
>>31407740What I coincidence. I have an Admech Kitbash I've been working on for two years and made him look like a mindflayer. Can't pull it up right now.
>>31407847>late to stream>bruises and soreness
>>31407858reminder to torpedo boats with /pol/fugees
>>31407823So does most of KFP. What do you have to offer that puts you above them?
If only we had a meido to deal with this shit
>>31407642all you have to do to live in a place with mold is be a lazy piece of shit in the same place for a few months, which probably describes gura.we already found out that she doesn't know that she needs to mop her kitchen floors
>>31407874me
Cute mama. I bet she's learning English so she can talk with her daughter.
>>31407845Amelia can kill every Holo if she has prep time.
>>31407847>Clearly the solution is for her to go live with Ame.Ame is only marginally better than Gura. She needs someone to take care of her too and that can't be Gura.Those two living together with no one else to take care of them would only fuel each other's destruction.
>>31407756Or it's because she was playing 2hu.
>/hlg/ seething>/hlg/ screencaps>how's /hlg/ doing?>whats wrong with hlg>/hlg/ is laughing at us again>what does /hlg/ like?>/hlg/ dont watch streams!>there jps streaming right now, why isnt /hlg/ watching them?>/hlg/ is shitting up our thread!>this poster is from /hlg/>is this what /hlg/ does to your brain?>i want /hlg/ to leave>/hlg/ is raiding us again!>Based. Let hlg seething even more>Have you seen them? They have entered ultra fucking seethe mode kek.>At this point /hlg/ will be /sora/>lmfao collaborating with EN is like /hlg/'s version of that chinese shitlist for whoever acknowledges coco>cope /hlg>/hlg/ is not worthy as our opponent>these newfags are seriously damaging me but if this stream makes /hlg/ drop Marine and we get her I'll be ecstatic>2hu is fucking garbage and only /hlg/ would claim otherwise>the same ad again? at least get new material /hlg/>Why is hlg so rude to Kiara? People here seem like they're joking but they're really mean to her over there for no reason>/hlg/? is that a /trash/general? who cares>/hlg/ tried to convince themselves Subaru was "faking" her laugh during their collab>So what's the deal here? Is /hlg/ really a containment thread for antis?>/hlg/ is never not seething. at least they have their containment thread>Why is /hlg/ trying to use Gura for their falsaflagging? Gura herself told her audience to tune in for Kiara, are you idiots retarded?>hlg is SEETHING so hard>I just took a peek at hlg they're actually seething>Looks like the /hlg/ antis are raiding and samefagging the same shit over and over about Pekoras voice. How about you all fuck off back to your containment thread dogfuckers>wtf /hlg/ becoming anti thread again>KNEEL NOW /hlg/>/hlg/ KNEELS TO /hlgg/>don't understand shit is this the /hlg/ experience?>/hlg/ dogfuckers are posting holoen doxx just wanted to let u guys know>HLG ON SUICIDE WATCH, IT'S THE SUBARU KIARA COLLAB ALL OVER AGAIN>Why can't /hlg/ and /hlgg/ just be frendry?>Why is /hlgg/ so normal in comparison to /hlg/?>What happnened to /hlg/? why cant i find it on the catalog?>guys wheres /hlg?>dogfuckers!>dogfuckers!>dogfuckers!HLGCHADS WINS AGAIN BABYCHILDFUCKERS CANT STOP LOSING
>>31407840You're right anon, I love her more than you do.ehehehehe
>>31407830Faggot
>>31407907Last time I checked /hlg/ they were seething about global for some reason because they think we were raiding them or some dumb shit like that
Hey guys, Groovy Godzilla here to remind you that Chumbuds, Teammates, Deadbeats, Tentacultists, and KFP Employees are NOT responsible for negging one another, and any posts that imply otherwise are false flagging by schizo samefags! Hooie!
>>31407899She's a time traveler, she has unlimited preptime.
>>31407845P-Prep time...
>>31407847I really want her to live with Ame but based on everything we know about both of them, it will literally never happen. Despite the fact that it would improve both their lives and their streams.
>>31407845That makes her the protagonist, though.
>>31407878https://youtu.be/h70bLgQgOTk?t=1735I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>31407888Look we've got the line of 5000, everyone will get a turn eventually
>>31407899You mean someone with Watson's powerset could, with prep time, kill every Holo.Ame can't do it though. Prep time isn't the game changer it is for Batman beause Ame is significantly dumber than Batman.
>>31407879fuck, I got hit by the name mixup
>>31407888I once made really shit AMV of Kiara that she liked
>>31407827>>31407828Are you people fucking faggots? Do you fucking trust ANYONE with that kind of shit? Do you fucking think before you speak? About the fact that literally 0 schizos have EVER been able to do something smart with shit like that before? How EVERY FUCKING TIME someone enables them, they fuck over the talents and you wonder "oh, how could this have happened" while the insane people take that shit and run?Do you have no fucking respect?
>>31407840I love her more than you
>>31407888We all know that everyone in KFP gets a turn seeding Kiara. Question is if she will still be conscious by the time your name is called
>>31407830Yeah I don;t believe that dude for a secondIf she was dumb enough to actually reveal her address live on stream then we would know already
>>31407921Thanks Gray Gravy
>>31407921Thank you Green Globule
I love Klaius so much
>>31407945The MC one?
>>31407907No one's talking about /hlg/ here.
>>31407921Thanks Gimpy Grumpus
>>31405898So got emotional during the Xmas stream but she's been much better at handling her emotions off camera. As fans we can only hope she can let those emotions out with a friend rather than keeping them for herself or she can make another members only stream to talk about the stuff that stresses her out
>>31405559Gura's screeching when she got the trident felt like Beethoven to my ears. She sounded so happy.
What is it with you faggots hating wagies?You realize that without wagies you woudn't have anything?
>>31407921Thank you, Game Grumps
>twitterfags>kikebookfags>SEAniggers>chinks>attentionwhores>dramafags>/snow/ femcels>discordniggers>twitch retards>furfags>faggot mods (excluding sharkmeido)sometimes I wish the concept of baacharus didnt blow up. It's all so tiresome that we have to deal with these subhumans every single day. 'member when the only thing people sperged about were Eilene's discord shills? I want to go back
>>31405365my DICK!
>>31407830Right... so when they eventually move onto other endeavors and delete their channels what do we do? Delete our archives? Preserving old videos with nothing yab isn't bad.
>>31407888there's a line for a reason, anon
>>31407947Ironic, because this post feels like encouragment. Too much autism, feeds the deranged well.
>>31407830I'd say "what's the worse that could happen" but the last time I thought that before witnessing a doxx itt truck anon turned out to be a fucking psychopath so I'm staying quiet on this one. Can't tell if the positive responses are him samefagging.
>>31407968The no one.
>>31407910>>31407950Exactly the answer I was looking for, well done chumbuds!
>>31407921thank you ES ELLA
>>31407980I loved seeing how happy she got
>>31407981The people shitting on wagies are literal NEETs, don't bother.
>>31407921Hoopla, Glizzy Globbler.
>>31407907why are /hlg/ posters called dogfuckers
>>31407830Watch this get not as many (you)s as the archive guy cause people want to fall for bait
>>31407985But the holos use twitter...
>>31407947Yes. No. Yes. Ogey. Ogey. No.
>>31407921>didn’t tell me to stay hydratedWho the fuck are you and what did you do with gooey golfer?
Why was Kiara's roommates bulge never further discussed further? It was briefly mentioned during the end of a thread like a month ago and then all of a sudden it was dropped like it was no big deal.Seemed pretty significant to me, not to mention I haven't seen that photo since that thread. Did it get debunked?
>>31407921Thank you God Gundam
>>31407988These people are never talking about "safe" videos, anon, you should know better by now
>>31407968This onehttps://streamable.com/y46y98
>>31407785>>31407856Old house I assume, otherwise that would be very stupid
>>31407988>She deleted all of her stuff but I know she wants ME to keep it because I'M special.
>>31407921Arigato Global General.
>>31405536Ina seems to be under the impression that member exclusivity matters and that nobody that members her leaks art.Obviously that's wrong but I hope she continues posting art exclusively to her page anyway, it's comfy and cute and makes it feel like she cares about us.
>>31407936She may be significantly dumber than Batman but she has significantly more time because >>31407922
>>31408027Do you have brain problems?
>>31408015A couple of them started seriously discussing how to properly fuck dogs once. Like, actual bestiality shit. One confessed to having fucked his dog too.
Anyone here actually going to pick up that Coco plushie? For $100 shipping included I just might. I don't know how the actual product will hold up, though.
>>31407921Thnaks GaoGuraGawr
>>31407165>>31407713Release everything.Let's see what happens.
>>31407981It feels good making a 6 figures income to donate to my favorite girls comfortably.
>>31407994Dude is definitely lyingA screenshot of some video files that could easily be faked by a blind man with brain damageYep I totally believe him the evidence is so convincing
>>31408027Puffy vulva
>>31408047I need to be frugal, who knows how much Ame merch will be if there's a limited edition with a hand written letter by her
>>31408039Batman can trick her into surrendering her time powers to him though. Then Batman becomes a god.
>>31408027
>>31407985>>/snow/ femcelsThis is a new one to me, spoon?
When will a Holo play HL:A? https://files.catbox.moe/m81bvx.mkv
When is the Calli Kiara date that Calli almost spent 30k on?
>>31408030I think she's talking about her old house so safe I guess.
>>31407570You can see her timezone every time she takes a minecraft screenshoot, same with the rest, this isn't some kind of hidden knowledge.
>>31407921Thank you Grue Gouler
>Doxxmates>TakodoxxisPleasePleasePleasestopt. doxxbeat
>>31408027Here's your (you) now go away
>>31408060
>>31407850Yeah 5 years ago I finally started making really good money so obviously the first step was to buy a run down shack, do nothing to improve it over the subsequent 5 years, and fill it with literal garbage. I didn't even get running water for myself until 2 years ago and I still don't have hot water. I'm still showering and doing my laundry at the office.The point is that having money doesn't equate to caring for yourself so it's entirely believable to me that Gura would be making great money and still living in some moldy shithole apartment.
>>31408039Having more time won't matter when she gets stuck on doing things her way and won't let it fucking go for a million time loops.
>>31408070I'm a retard and formatted that file wrong
>>31407592Did I miss something?
>>31407688>>31407713Do it
>JWU>saw that ame has a 9 hour fallout stream in scheduleFuck yeah yes I know its fallout 4 not NV
>>31407988Yeah, delete that shit. You're not actually rewatching it by yourself like a fucking creep, do you?
>>31408062Will they even have signed postcards for the ENs? Korone is still not done hers and her birthday was back in October.
>>31408081I'd rather fucking no one get to make that guess, anon, because if you're wrong, you've fucked up.
>>31408015An old man once lamented that though, in his lifetime, he had built many bridges no-one ever called him Brian the bridge-builder; though he had hunted many bears no-one ever called him Brian the bear-killer. But when you fuck ONE goat....
>>31407985...are you talking about crystal cafe?
>>31408027Probably because it was too retarded even for the resident shizos.
>should i post X's roommate or shouldn't i? it's very yabai, what should i do aNoNs???...oh my fucking god retards stop talking about this faggot
bros...check her twitter...
>>31408066Anonchama... The Kiara antis...
>>31408030>>31408035>>31408100look at all these jealous fags kek.
>>31407947>>31408035Archives exist for a reason.
>>31407921Thank you Gawr Gura
thingken of ame
>>31408027>>31407584My time has come.
>>31408099>Fallout 4 not NVGuess all hope lies on someone with eclectic taste like Korone then.
>>31407712Gura already lives on her own, Ame probably moved to not have the constant noise of her family in the background.
>>31408053>6 figures of PHPkek nice one
>>31408077Probably January, maybe February
>>31408124who?
>>31408115>hersanon you need to be more specific
>>31408058I'd like to think we've collectively moved on from overreacting to doxxes since that one Amegeddon dude confessed to blowing it up intentionally which backfired. Hence why J** never took off as hard.>>31408118Huh. I just called em seagulls. Why the sudden rename?
>>31408124Who the fuck is that
>>31408077presumably they'll never mention the actual date as that would just be stalker bait.
>>31408126same
>>31408070Thanks for the dolphin porn bro
>>31407988Never delete stuff you can't get easily back. Never delete unavailable stuff.Always datahoard. Keep backups.
>>31408133Honestly? I'd kill for 6 figures PHP.
>>31408099Kind of hope she just ignores the main quest and does whatever, even doing Far harbor is fine.
>>31408147I love Ame!
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1343328708963299338Trump is throw a big celebration for Ame's birthday?
>>31408083Didn't she open her Switch home menu on stream before
Which animal girl should debut on Hololive ASAP and youre confussed why Cover still didnt get one as of now?
>>31408165Obviously Ame is his oshi
This is my favorite piece of Ina fan art and I don't even know why.
>>31408128NV and 3 JP translations are console only, 4 is sadly the easiest game for a JP holo to stream.
Guys I just thought of Amelia and then my penis became hard, I want to have sex with Amelia. Should I worry?
>>31408165>Ame's birthday is going to be overshadowed by a literal civil war in the USI would feel bad if I didn't hate the US from the bottom of my soul
UNITY
>>31408165Ame is the next POTUS, she has shifted the timeline.
>>31408165Nah, everybody knows Zion is Don's oshi.
>>31408161lewding ame!
>>31408156Assuming 500,000 PHP...that's only $10,500 USD... You don't even meet the minimum requirement to file taxes in that case (like Ame before hololive!)
>>31408180>no KoroNVI'm die. Thank you forever.
>>31408124anon that's not Gura
>>31408176She just looks comfy and happy with her situation.
>>31408165>its realBut I thought Trump was a chumbud..
>>31408124Who?
>>31405536People who leak member wallpapers make Aki sad.Do not be a bad boi.https://youtu.be/YfjO_2H1GkQ?t=32
>>31407922Exactly
I did my part.
>>31408165Trump joining holostarsEN when?
>>31408198I've nutted to this one like 4 times.
>>31408201I want to work for... Americans... At least they pay better than this shit job...
>>31408176I like it because she's making a face like she's imagining that the noodles are her tentacles.
>>31408198link?
>>31408165>This was deleted>But not the off topic roommate shit
Is the teamup dead?
Jannie response to off-topic can be really fast sometimes, huh...
Why hasn't Gura played Fortnite or Roblox???
>>31407416Check Catbox is still working, your ISP might have blocked it.
>>31408216I got some great images from Flare’s members only photo shoot awhile back that she said not to leak anywhere. I wanna use them as reaction images so bad but I don’t want to break her trust...
>>31408248Because she doesn't want to.
>>31406160paint me surprised, the cosplay scene can be toxic as fuck, but not as much as the idol one, and she is/has been in both, I would've assumed she had grown a much thicker skin by now, to the point that she'd be unfazed by such comments.
>>31408124anon..that's not guard gouda
>>31407981I don't shit on wagies, just the ones bitter enough to think that entertainment isn't a real job when they are on this board specifically to discuss it.
>>31408105that's a different femcel board
>>31408085i am pretty sure the doxxfag is just a doxxfag
>>31407981I take it less as hating wagies and more as not settling for a life of wage slaving. When I got sick of my wagie job I went to study electricity, its a surprisingly short course, took an apprentice position as an electrician and took control of my life basically.There's thousands of blue collar stuff out there that will pay you thousands just for a few months of work and you don't have to spend years learning the trade. Not only that but those positions are immune to coof, because everyone needs that kind of work done.If you're tired of being a wage slave then take control of your life.
>>31408248Why would you want her to play Fortnite? At least the other choice is basically just a game engine
>>31408243Politics unironically derails thread faster than roomateshit
>>31407922Does time traveling make her immortal? Wouldnt time pass for her, even if she moved space all around her backwards in time? And if Ame stayed at a certaina ge forever, then how the fuck? Wouldnt that just be an endless tineloop with her constantly going back in time, with the same memories and experiences she had at that moment, thus repeating the same mistake for eternity?
>>31408221>virtue signaling on anonymous image board
>>31408283Both should be deleted
Deadbeats, help me out, did Mori give any indictation of a time for the superchat read she wants to do? I'm thinking of sleeping til the members stream but might get up earlier if it's going to be before that.
>>31408250nvmFor some reason the scripts were removedI've put them back in tampermonkey and it works fine now
>>31406736abayo chocoball ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
Man, Miyabi is pretty good at this gameHonestly he seems to be playing better than few hours ago
>>31408285She said last night she ages somewhat differently
>>31408282Huh? That's too much work. Who's gonna feed my kids while I'm learning?
>>31408310>those glovesmuh dick
>>31408282Based, glad you were able to break free.
>>31408310The idol super power. Forever 17...
>>31408283If a mod was not part of the fandom, politics is easier to recognise and delete as offtopic than roommate shit I guess.
>>31408187Based CHAD (True)
>>31408296...Anon, the superchat read was yesterday.
>>31405892>you are that one "nay"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZYFqpz1tM
>>31408182Yeah, the results came in and unfortunately it came back as positive for "faggotitius"You have 4 months to live...
>Your oshi>Whats her fetish? No really, whats her real fetish?>Are you into that too?
>>31408032Oh yeah, I remember that, thanks anon.I reposted it on twitter
>>31408266She's a very broken woman and was at the end of her rope before getting accepted into hololive, she's still trying to build her self esteem up after all she's been through.
>>31408266She is kinda in a bad state.-homesick-spends most of her time in her rrat infested house-rarely hangs out with other people.
>>31408285imagine time travelling and selfcesting yourself
>>31407981why wouldn't i? you don't have to pay people for them to work for you, you just need to have enough power over them.
>>31408354GuraFeetNo
>Amelia's one-off short meme video barely broke 200k viewsUhhhh Teamates? Is Amelia reclining?
>>31408282Pretty much any form of money-making is better than wageslavery.
>>31408144Won't it be pretty obvious if they both stop streaming for several days except a couple off-collabs?
>>31408310Maybe the other ENs won't completely outlive her the way we initially thought. Maybe they'll all be able to spend hundreds of years together having fun...
>>31408354>Ina>BDSM, as an M>Definitely
>>31408354AmeOmegaverse apparentlyI don't know enough about it to make a judgement call
>>31408310I don't remember this. What did she say? Was it when she was talking about cellphones?
>>31407282>>31407529Basado.
>>31407981I'M A FUCKING WAGIES AND I THINK JOBS AREN'T NECESSARYWe've created a hellish society ill fit for humans to live in. We are both the captive animals and the jailors of our own zoo. Nobody wants this, yet we've worked ourselves into a fervor and deluded ourselves that we need to do these pointless things to satiate whatever mad god cruel enough to design this broken world. And our collective schizophrenia conveniently forgets that we are that mad god.
>>31407343Reminder that Aki can reproduce anything from the portal between her thighs including a world-ending apocalypse and other Holos.
>>31408362Your post could apply to Kiara, Ame and Gura.
>>31408282Based. I'm unironically gonna take control by delving into it though. At least for a while. I need money and real world experience for once.
>>31408294I agree, but it is what it is without sharkmeido
>>31408266Sometimes when life breaks you, it doesn't make you stronger, it makes you more fragile.
>>31408354>Korone>Snuff>No
>>31408354GuraFeetFuck yeah I am
>>31408401Don't you have some soap to make, Tyler?
>>31408354GuraRapeNot really, but I'll entertain the idea.
>>31407039CATOBAR is Justice
>>31408354OllieIncest, especially father's and brothersYes, I had an ex who was also into that and it was hot as fuck in the end.
>>31408401Give it a decade or so, anon, robots are pretty close to taking over the bulk of all unskilled labor jobs at this rate, then it'll be done
>>31407859Do you knows the recent twitch dmca bullshit and streamers get dmca-ed despite of their vod being deleted? Yeah that's how I downloaded them.
>>31408354PolkaLove and tender careI wouldn't be her boyfriend if I wasn't into it
>>31408354AmeYaoiNo, not a faggot or bi
>>31406217If she's gonna break down because some of her fan artists act weird, she's in for a ride...
>>31407517easy
>>31408345...And she said that she'd do another one every day until her list was empty.
>>31408441you are one sick puppy anon
>>31407138Ina>Vanilla>Hand holding>Impregnation>Defloration
>>31408398I think so? It's hard to pinpoint off the top of my head, that was a fucking long stream
>>31408401>Nobody wants thisCorrection, somebody does want this. The powerful elites who profit off of your suffering and misery. The people who run this capitalist society are making sure the world stays the way it is.
>>31408408Look into welding, there aren't enough in the entire world and even a rookie one will be offered thousands for work.
>>31408412Wait what.
>>31408176I liked it a lot before but I like it even more now that we know Ina wants to be like a chicken noodle soup.
>>31408374>more ame for meGood
>>31408458>I'm seiso...if you say so...
>>31408406Wait aren't we talking about Kiara? Let's be honest, it could apply to everyone in hololive, it's just that people react differently to trauma
>>31408441Based
>>31407138>Amelia/Haachama>incest yuri>foot licking>piss drinking
>>31408443I think she interpreted "I don't like Takamori" as "I don't like your friendship," which would naturally hit like a fucking dump truck on a Christmas night when lockdown got re-established in Japan.
>>31408406Ame came out strong and proud. She may have shut herself in, but at least she limited her scope to things she is able to keep in check.
>>31408475that's not how digital content distribution works
When will a Holo play HL:A (take two) https://files.catbox.moe/xojlgy.webm
>Your Oshi>How often do you think she masturbates
>>31408201Indians in my company make ~30k USD for a mid level PHP developer.
>>31407138any/allspankingnot the kinky kind but actual real punishment
>>31408464I mean, fuck, at this point someone may as well edit Deus Ex the Recut into a Hololive themed video if we're going to talk like this now
>>31408520GuraAll the time to Gura
The last Holo you watched suddenly is transported to your room.How negatively does she judge you?
>>31408520guratwo or three times an hour
>>31408464Nation states exchange self-printed money for labor. Then tax it back.
>>31408520Ameeverynight
>>31408503>Ame came out strong and proud.She had a panic attack less than a week ago anon...
>>31408520GuraEveryday, maybe even multiple times a day.
>>31408520Guramultiple times a day
>>31408354Inahandholdinga bit too much for me
>>31408443He kept messaging it in chat as well and wouldn't let it go until she acknowledged it. The guys is seriously unhinged (his Twitter solidifies that fact).
>>31408520InaEvery other day
>>31408520MikoProbably 3 times a week
>>31408520InaMaybe two or three times a week?
>>31408520>Mori>all the time now
>>31408534I have no idea how Mel would react.
Why is Klowius drawing Kiara on stream rn? Is he a traitor? Should we expel him from chumbuds?
>>31408443Not to be that guy be that artist was spamming her twitter with negative comments about everything she did, he sapmmed the chat in that stream and send another autistic sc later
>>31407759Imagine being launched from Ina's perfectly flat flight deck ...
>>31408508Fucking hell, I wasn't expecting that
>>31408541You can't always be a strong cowboy.
>>31408374She should ask Friend about meme videos, first you shouldn't have a long title like the one she used, second cute singing + dancing is much more effective to become viral.
>>31408520HaachamaI don't think she does.
>Your oshi>Name something you want to do in your life before its over, even if its a bit unrealistic.
>>31408457I love my Oshi and am willing to indulge in her sick fantasies of Cuddling and telling each other we love each other's souls
>>31407517Towa banana...
>>31408520GuraHonestly at least once a day. If she lazes about watching youtube documentaries she probably rubs one out to release some stress. Maybe another one at night rubbing on her ikea shark.
>>31408460It was very close to the end.
>>31408520GuraShe literally never stops and has several sex toys to keep her stimulated
So did you guys enjoy GENSOKYOholoism by COOL&CREATE?you can find download on vk doujin list
>>31408541Everyone has those when circumstance demands it kiddo
>>31408520guraat least once a day
>>31407138any of the girls i knowmmf shota impregnation pregnant prostitution. or just vanilla if good art style
>>31408566He tries to detox before he goes off the edge.
>>31408498Maybe, but she did acknowledge that her fans are the ones who bring up Takamori more than ever herself, and they do that not because of friendship but because of yuribait >>31408548Check the accounts of some of the fan artists that she has liked and you will be in for a ride.
>>31408566you KFP can keep him, Gura has better artists anyway
>>31408584Not my father.
>>31408401anon, the elite and their system whores want this. most other people just want things to stay the same because they're reasonably comfortable (for now) and sadly that's what they value most
>>31408573thinking about this is frightening
>>31408574MikoI want to compete in a martial arts tournament to save Earthrealm by defeating Shang Tsung
>>31408520GuraToo fucking often
>>31406981Rentoid seethe
I want a CocoMori collab.
>>31408520Ame admitted she looks at her R-18 tag so she's probably a coomer. Also she likes the Vanilla tag the best.
>>31408534>Ina and Haachama collabIna would like my five catsand Haachama would probably die of allergies.
>>31408574PolkaMarry
>>31408520Gura.Maybe once a month. Women don't masturbate very often.
>>31407039>Ina as a shipgirl.Amazing.
>>31408439So what, just basically using the archive stuff as a template? I tried that before with no luck which is why I'm curious if there's some specific trick to these. I also have a lot more potential VODs to get if I can get this to work
>>31407243chiggers
>>31408520MoriAll the time
Polka Oruka?
>>31408574>Kiara>Become a loli catgirl and get into an orgyDon't even pretend you wouldn't if given a choice
>>31408520Inawhenever she drinks
>>31408584Not true at all>>31408570Fair enough, but Ame is not that super stoic rock some teamates portray her as
>>31408574KiaraEnough to feel like I made even a grain's worth of influence.
>>31408615Anon...
>>31408520GuraEasily once a day, I wouldn't be surprised if her we could tell whether or not she masturbated based on her energy-level/mood during the stream.
>>31408354KiaraChokersYes
>>31408592Maybe KFP really is a cult...
>>31408520MoriI know nothing about the female body. As far as I can tell women don't really do it that much. Even if she does it, most certainly not as often as me.
>>31408520kiaralol
anon baby
>>31408574Kiara1.Become brain in the jar with cybernetic body 2.Have good mind-computer interface implant.3.Have pet non-avian dino.
>>31408634It isn't.
Would it be worth it to start playing MMOs again in the hopes of finding a Holo-type girl since we know at least three of them were doing that, or is that too fucking desperate
>>31407504You can get rich while being a good person. Just not obscenely, filthy, this wealth will remain in my family for seven generations rich.
>>31408574>amelia>get a gf
>>31408634Klaiusposting is based on an unhinged chumbudie artist anon...
>>31408574AyameBe loved
>>31408574Inathank her in person
>>31408520MoriOnly when she thinks of Kiara.
>>31408668Stop posting, Kiara.
>>31408520GuraShe's addicted to the point of masterbating on stream.
>>31408508Holy shit anon.
>>31408615I used to think so too until I went through a few girlfriends, I was honestly shocked how often they masturbate.
>>31408520chikinyes
>>31408574HaachamaHave a family with the woman I love and grow old together.
>>31408621I'd rape you anon.
>>31408663>unhinged chumbudiewatch your back
>>31408594Especially your father>>31408625Your naivety is cute.
>>31408574InaHave my own Jurassic Park.
I love you
>>31408379Say both take the Sunday off in a week and then the next week they only publish their schedule/break on Monday.That makes it already way too late for any dedicated stalkers.
>>31408678Nein.
>>31408574MoriHold her hand
>>31408615Anonchama, your horny reps...
>>31408520InaEvery time she finishes a drawing
>>31408625>not that super stoic rockShe's not, but she does a good job all things considered. It's kind of inspiring to me.
>>31408621I wouldn't since i'm not a tranny faggot like you.
>>31408617lsf js6sf3
𓃺 ogey rrat 𓃺
>>31408701I love (You) too
>>31408640>I know nothing about the female body. As far as I can tell women don't really do it that much.I can see that, women masturbate about as much as men anon. They also love doing it with showerheads.
>>31408566The guy needs to stop coming here to try and salvage our opinion of him, its literally fine until he does a "pls stop shitting on Klaius" post which naturally draws attention and shitposting and copypastas.
>>31408310Does she have Watson's concoction in that mic?
>>31408692Anon, panic attacks are not normal, if you are suffering from them please seek professional help
>>31408605If she likes that tag the best it probably means she either has incredible willpower/imagination, a ton of free time, or masturbates like once or twice a week at most.
>>31408733give me a baby
https://files.catbox.moe/6pzxwq.mp3
>>31408615>He doesn't knowAnon...
>>31408520AmeOnce when she wakes up and once when she goes to bed
>>31408750ANON NOT LIKE THIS
>>31407165>>31407713I remember a few months ago that posting about this was reason enough for a ban
>>31408615Uh...
>>31408750HOT SAVAGE SEX WITH KAIRA.
>>31408634you realize this just now, nigga?
>>31408574GuraHeadpat her roommate.
>>31408248Because she isn't 10 years old?
i love you gura!
I hope gura and ame heal as people
>>31408750>Mario left in at the endRuined
I love Ame!
I love you Ina!
I love my dorky Priestess!!
Towa...
>>31406653Gura as an Ork warboss is so perfect I love it. Especially considering how Ork belief / religion works, combined with Gura's ability to just... meme shit into reality.
>>31408791creepy
>>31408750Why did she call Mori Mario?