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You woudn't read Umineko if characters' gender was reversed.

>> No.3127386

I don't fap to the umineko characters anyway, so I wouldn't care much.

>> No.3127387

Sure I would.

Battlerko is hot.

>> No.3127390

Oh but I would. Everything is better with cocks.

>> No.3127391

>>3127384
Kinzo would be a GILF, and there would be a fuckton of doujins of "her" seducing the younger males.

>> No.3127392

>>3127384
Are you kidding? That would be even more reason to read it. Goddamn, Battler/Beatrice would be better than ever.

>> No.3127395

>>3127390
This.

>> No.3127396

People would love it. Battlerko would be a huge tsundere.

>> No.3127398

>>3127384
Yes, I would.

And I'm not reading Umineko now, so maybe you're onto something.

>> No.3127400

I'd love all the "Rudolfia? More like SLUT!" threads.

>> No.3127408

George proposing to Shannon would be an even cuter scene if the genders were reversed.

>> No.3127413

>Goddamn, Battler/Beatrice would be better than ever.
Fuck yeah

>> No.3127415

I can see it now.

"Battlerko's tsundereness is Rinlike"
"Who do you think Battlerko's father is?"
"Beato is such a smug prick, I can't stand that fucker"

>> No.3127417

I lol'd imagining man-Eva raging about feminists.

>> No.3127421

>>3127417
Eva instantly becomes favorite character of /jp/

>> No.3127424

Female Ronove where?

>> No.3127429

>>3127417

Man eva would have to be a trap, who thinks that if he becomes a woman, he can be the ushiromiya head.

>> No.3127433

It all sounds like fun and games until you imagine the ass nii-sans

>> No.3127436
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3127436

Kanonko let me touch your boobs~

>> No.3127438

>>3127433
They would be dick nii-sans. Wearing exactly what they wear now. Behold their bulges.

>> No.3127449

>>3127384
Interesting. Kyrie would actually be...well, a Kyrie.

>> No.3127458

>>3127433
*drool*

>> No.3127463
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3127463

"When you grow up, let me touch your penis. Promise."

"Uu-! Promise!"

>> No.3127470

Brilliant

>> No.3127471

>>3127463

Everyone from /jp/ will love Mario, since he is basically them when they were kids.

>> No.3127472

>>3127463
I'd read it.

>> No.3127473

>>3127463
That's kinda hot.

>> No.3127476

>>3127463
Oh fuck you, I almost spilled my coffee.

>> No.3127480

>>3127471
Did someone say Ushiromiya Mario?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7852151

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3127507

Sure would. It'd mean Gilgamesh is the antagonist instead of Beatrice. And then in FSN we'd have Beatrice as...Well not the main antagonist but a servant of Kotomine,who'd be renamed Orihime or some shit like that.

Battlerko:" What would you do if I said I like black men with small penises?"

Oh the possibilities!

>> No.3127513

I would read the fuck out of it.

>> No.3127514

We'd have a Sakura who wasn't a slut?

>> No.3127515

Battlerko would go around groping crotches and breasts everywhere!

>> No.3127520
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>>3127507
>"What would you do if I said I like black men with small penises?"

I'm not sure what I would think of a slutty Battlerko.

A lesbian would be better, I think.

>> No.3127524

>>3127515

Jesse/Shannon, your dicks have gotten huge! Lemme grab em!

>> No.3127526
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>>3127384
Rudolf would be the sexiest milf ever.

George would be a shut-in meganekko.

>> No.3127532

Male Beato walks around naked while Battlerko has to dress him.

>> No.3127531 [DELETED] 
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3127531

Nothing but a borrowed penis.

>> No.3127536

>>3127531
Oh god, imagining him valiantly defending his wife and then tearing-up as she rebuffs him is so HNNNGGGG.

>> No.3127551
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3127551

Battlerko is hot.
The rest, I dunno...

>> No.3127552

Male Gaap would probably dress in something like Borat's Mankini.

>> No.3127554

Oh god, this thread is pure win.

>> No.3127558

>>3127536
You're now imagining Rosa's rant about why little girls don't want to sleep with him.

>> No.3127559

>>3127532
>Male Beato walks around naked while Ronoveko has to dress him.

Fix'd.

>> No.3127569

Army of female goats.

>> No.3127570

i can already imagine gender bent gohda cooking

>> No.3127573

Male Kuwasama asks Battlerko to touch his penis.

>> No.3127574

Kinzo would be the SEXIEST Grandma.

>> No.3127576

>>3127570

wearing nothing but an apron, mmm

>> No.3127577

>>3127554
>pure win
Stop that.

>> No.3127583

Oh god, loli sakutaro would be hnnngggggggggg

>> No.3127585

>>3127583
And the 7 stake brothers all molesting her.....

BRB fapping.

>> No.3127587

>>3127583

Shota Maria x Loli Sakutaro would be WONDROUS.

>> No.3127591
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>>3127587
Too bad Rosa rapes her.

>> No.3127646
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3127646

月うさぎの舞踏

>> No.3127687

MALE BERNKASTEL

YOU CAN'T UNTHINK HIM

>> No.3127698
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>>3127687
Yes i can

>> No.3127852

>>3127698
Short haired Bernkastel on the left?

>> No.3127858

>>3127852
Reminds me of elizabeth from P3

>> No.3127890

FABULOUS Beato and Lia?

Yes, yes I would read it.

Also, old lady Kinzoko whining about wanting to see Beatoko's face.

....Blegh.

>> No.3127896

>>3127890
34 would be more FABULOUS in his pink suit and hat.

>> No.3127907

>>3127890
Kinzoko would be a pretty big slut.
Having a secret lover and all.

>> No.3127954

Does liking Goat-chans make me furry

>> No.3128785

Ronovia would be the most moe.

>> No.3128794

Everyone on /jp/ would identify with Angus.

>> No.3128796

Maria would be a delicious shota instead of a whiny brat.
Eva would make me gay.

>> No.3128802

>>3128796
>Rosa would make me gay.

>> No.3128804

Everything would be better.

>> No.3128816

>>3128794
No, there would be even more posts raging at him.

>> No.3128843

>>3127480
The Jack Bauer song had me laughing my ass off

>> No.3129194

>>3128794
Heh, Angus Burger.

>> No.3129212
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>>3129194
The jokes would write themselves.

>> No.3129563

>>3127384
Two words: female Sakutarou.

>> No.3129569

Male Gaap. Do not want.

>> No.3129583 [DELETED] 

>>3127384
ur retartet lol
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http://www.ApeTalk.com/, Ape = Anon

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3129617

ORE WA JAKU BOWA

Great, now I can't take Umineko seriously ever again.

>> No.3129841

>>3129569
I'll...try to draw it. Later.

>> No.3129871

GOAT GIRLS IZ MOE

>> No.3129907

>>3129871
BUNNY MEN HOWEVER NOT SO MOE

>> No.3129916

I'd be even more motivated to read it, actually.

>> No.3129917

>>3129617
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQf9H1fqbvc

>> No.3129933

>>3129907
I think the Siestas look fine as bros. ;_;

>> No.3129951

>>3129907
Fuck you, the Siesta Bros are goddamn adorable.

>> No.3129952
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>>3129569
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>3129841
Male Gaap. Less tits, more FABULOUS.

>> No.3130904

Fucking this >>3127387

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>>3130891

>> No.3130940

>>3129907
What

bunny men are moe as hell

eyepatch moe~

>> No.3130963
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3130963

This picture wouldn't be so awesome if the genders were reversed.

>> No.3130977

>>3130891
I think male Gaap would look like that jumpsuit guy from Kuso Miso Technique. With the zipper down.

>> No.3130983

This thread is seriously lacking in female Ronove.

>> No.3130986

>>3130963
What are you talking about? That picture would be incredibly awesome if genders were reversed.

>> No.3130987

>>3127386
This. Male virgilia looks awesome.

>> No.3130981 [DELETED] 

>>3130963
What are you talking about? That picture would be incredibly awesome if pictures were reversed.

>> No.3130989

>>3130963
You would need to switch their positions too, then it would be awesome.
Male Beatrice sitting, female Battler hugging him, but with a blush on her face and abit of tsundere.

>> No.3130999

>>3130989
No, wrong. Female Battler sitting on her throne with male Beatrice at her feet.

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3131006

Do you prefer this picture...

>> No.3131011

>>3131006
Your next picture better be genderswapped characters and not the one with Beato looking at the male characters because that wouldn't have anything to do with the thread.

>> No.3131014

>>3131006
I'm waiting.....

>> No.3131020

>>3131006
Virgilia is the clear choice here.

>> No.3131031

>>3127384

hey it looks a lot better this way..

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>>3131020
Apparently.

>> No.3131121

>>3130891
Cool!

>> No.3131302

>>3131020
I prefer Ange-imouto.

>> No.3131323

>>3127384
warlocks exist?

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>>3131323
Of course not

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