/jp/ - Otaku Culture

rangeban all inamefags.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

I love MY Mori!

I'm addicted to this dorky priest.

>>31259586
shes my Mori, wanna fight over it?

Reminder that flat is justice!

>>31259566
Gundam Grandma is the CUTEST!

What about Enma/?

>>31259586
I'll gladly do another gang beatdown of Go Strider for my boy.

I love this sweetheart.

What IS Ina doing in this stream, anyways?

Apparently Ina was present when Kiara did the design and gave her words of encouragement.

>>31259559
Didn't know what?

Anything cool happen since the end of the Xmas collab?

>>31259616
torii gate

>>31259616
Playing minecraft?

>>31259596
>>31259586
No need to fight over OUR boy.

>>31259616
Haachama lighthouse memorial

>>31259618
Cute

>>31259566
What breed of shark is that, OP?

>>31259616
she's making a lighthouse now, or a tori gate

>Ina was encouraging Kiara on voice chat while she was making the shirt design
Narrative fags...

Is everyone having a nice Christmas? I am since you're all here.

Holoblondes!

I Love Ina!!

>>31259620
>He didn't know
ngmi

Merry Christmas, battle-brothers.

>>31259633
but isnt haachama coming back tonight?

What did she say about Enma just now?

>>31259623
Yeah I opened my christmas presents!

Take it slowly, this book is dangerous!

I don't really support drinking alcohol because it's pretty unhealthy for you in many different ways.
It can also lead to addiction or dependency and all of the consequences that come from it.
Also putting yourself into a different state of mind isn't good in my opinion, it leads you to make mistakes that you will regret in the future, not to mention people being irresponsible with it. Same goes with other mind-altering substances.
inb4 no fun, not living your life, etc

>>31259566

Gura is a slut.

>>31259623
Ame's nudes leaked

>>31259616
I have no idea too and I've been watching since the start. I'm sleepy

>>31259642
me in the middle, 3rd row

>>31259636
dickhead shark, rarely seen near australia

>>31259618
Ina stands for Unity.

>>31259630
Next time Mori needs to take a break Deadbeats are going to start a fight club

Did Mori really quit her career in teaching for this shitty vtubing gig that probably won't last another year?

>>31259636
>>>/qa/3730633

I've been away with family. Can I get a Q U I C K R U N D O W N on the various holiday streams I've missed?

I hope you all are having or had a nice Christmas.

>>31259618

>>31259644

>>31259602
Dozo!

>>31259636
it's a shark that gives lots of spacha

>>31259642
Imagine the orgies...

>>31259623
Ina confirmed she's doing a collab with Haachama soon

>>31259674
and i hope you do too

Why do people go out of their way to spin narratives to discredit and slander the holos?

Isn't it better to love them all and accept that they are all lovely and talented women in their own ways? Your oshi would be very sad if she knew you were being mean to her friends.

>>31259642
Who would win a battle royal style deathmatch?

The year is wrapping up soon friends!
What are some of the best puns you remember from our priestess?

>>31259645
I thought it was Ame going to the JP server?

>>31259684
I thought she did that in this stream
I didn't hear her mention it in the Xmas collab

>>31259638
Futile endeavor. Everything Kiara does will be used against her by the usual factions.
Ugly people through and through.

>>31259645
>>31259693
Haachama is taking Ame for a ride on the Chamachama Coaster, so it'll be in JP server.

>>31259690
The recent accidental wall pun

>>31259675
Oh shit, I had forgotten about that

>>31259566
Do you think Gura knows about the existence of pinheads? Would she react with disgust if she saw one? Sympathy? Would she laugh at their tiny and oddly-shaped heads?

>>31259652
9/10 crap you put into your body is unhealthy and you can drink without getting drunk

>>31259639
Wah!

>>31259668
>JET
>career in teaching
pick one bro

>>31259675
>GET BACK TO WORK

>>31259602
Source?

>>31259687
How is that even a question? Haachama is too powerful.

>>31259687
Watame

>french kisses you
>sits on your lap, pressing down on your bulge
>takes it out, rubbing you for a while
>gives you a footjob for a bit
>puts your dick against her chest before licking the head a bit
>notices you getting close and stops
>backs up and sits down normally again saying "Ah well let's stop there. Wanna watch a movie?"

Frustrated, anon?

>>31259618
Tako Bell and KFP are united!

>>31259676
I kinda want to give my AdMech an Ame colour scheme now

>>31259652
Do whatever you want with your own body, anon.

can Haato speak English too or only Haachama?

>>31259642
Extremely powerful group

>skip drawing reps for a week
>draw today and i'm better than I was before I stopped
?

>>31259713

>>31259644
Mori Christmas, faithful one

>>31259686
Women, anon. Women and trannies are the malicious narrative posters. This kind of bitchy, gossiping drama shit is 100% a female thing, and an NPC female thing at that.

>>31259642
Nenechi needs something thats shows her legs more

>>31259639
Oh my, I love Ina too!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, you faggots.

>>31259642
I-is Polka even tinier than Ame?

>>31259687
Haachama and Ame make up a team and throw Polka and Nene over the top rope. When celebrating, Haato regains control of the body and throws Ame over the top rope for the victory.

>>31259717
>>31259719
>Implying they stand a chance against mukirose.

I recently woke up so I've not had the chance to watch the collab yet. Did they mention anything about the merch other than it being a t-shirt and that Kiara is drawing it?

>Some tips if you're new to buying Hololive merch: It's unlikely Hololive will sell the T-shirts in any size other than XL.
>The website doesn't explicitly say but if this follows their usual business model, the shirts will be on sale until pre-order ends (they won't sell out)
>Ame will have birthday merch on January 6 (whether they're physical goods or not I do not know) but if you plan on buying both birthday goods and the EN T-shirt and want to save money I would suggest buying them together to save on shipping.

>>31259644

why hasn't this bitch unfollowed that british ahegao slut yet?

Im so absolutely cozy right now like you couldnt believe. Watching Ina in bed, sipping tea, grinding a game. I love Ina, she puts me in such a great mood.
How comfy are you?

>>31259720
Yes. That is when rape ensues.

>>31259662
All of 'em do. This is a pretty close and inter-supportive gen.

>>31259725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTizG5bFmA
You tell me.

I missed the Christmas collab, how was it bros?

What would Gura's worn candy g-string taste like?

>>31259742
Santa baby

>>31259720
>hold her down and make her finish the job

>>31259720
I think you got the wrong person. Polka would keep going for hours on end until nothing comes out.

>>31259713
>>31259734
Is this something from the collab?
I j.w.a

>>31259740
Same artist btw.

>>31259687
Haachama is a planet buster and could probably break time so she counters Ame

>>31259690
ᶦ'ᵐ ˢᵉᶦˢᵒ ᶦᶠ ᶦ ˢᵃʸ ˢᵒ

>>31259642
Ina has acquired 4 of these blonds for her harem. Who is next?

>>31259687
SUPER HYPER ULTRA MAX NENECHI IS THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD

>>31259763
fish oil

>>31259752
Fishing lv?

>>31259652
yea alcohol can be a bitch, had to watch my whole family except me and one of my sisters fall down the alcohol pit and they are all fucked to the point we don't talk to each other anymore because more often than not they are
either drunk or mad about not being drunk at the moment.

>>31259771
its over a week old

>>31259742
Santa Baby..

>>31259769
Yes, but with another man, forcing you to watch.

>>31259747
Kiara made a joke about how most of her fanbase are probably too fat to wear it but they should still buy it since it might motivate them to slim down.

>>31259702
>Anything cool happen since the end of the Xmas collab?

>>31259763
Given what we know about the state of her home, it would taste like unwashed ass.

>>31259748
XL in Freedom Size or Japanese? I usually need to order a size bigger in anything from Japanese retailers.

>>31259771

>>31259638
Anomalous..
the rrats..
theyre starving...

>>31259652
They say drinking moderate amounts of wine can be good for you, the "different state of mind" is only an issue if you drink too much. you just gotta be responsible, which, most people aren't, so that's why alcohol seems like such a dangerous thing, because people don't know how to control themselves with or without booze

>>31259687
Probably the succubus that could make everyone unable to fight due to extreme horniness

>>31259762
madlibs dumb
presents good
promotion bad
I didn't watch any of the other parts.

Umm chumbuds?
https://files.catbox.moe/b52k05.mp3

>>31259763
Sweet, fish oil and salt.

>>31259720
Nah, I wanna be dommed by Polka.

>>31259783
q

>>31259747
I don't remember what they said, but it's already up for sale, it's 4000 JPY+shipping, it's XL only (japanese size though, look up a chart), available from booth and geekjack.

>>31259743
No, that images proportions are fucked. Polka is 153cm, Ame is 150

>>31259652
I agree. If the government was worried about what I consume and wants to limit the sugar in my Coca Cola fir health reasons, then alcohol should be banned.
Fuck the government.

>>31259652
I just wish anti drug/tobacco/alcohol/whatever people would keep it to themselves. Everyone already knows it is harmful, for some people that is the main reason they do it, and hearing people bring it up just makes a lot of addicts crawl deeper into the self destructive hole out of spite
t. alcoholic, drug addicted smoker

>>31259791
Polka would never do that

>"if I get"
>not "when I get"
b-bros?

>>31259668
JET is a career in teaching the same way being a dishwasher is a career in the culinary arts.

>>31259690
Same da ne...

>>31259740
>>31259742
Merry Christmas retards

>>31259725
Haato used to do relaxing English streams like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2la__chwdA

>>31259721
KFC Taco bells are the greatest fast food stores in america

any recs for non hololive vtubers to watch if you're a fan of Ina+minecraft

>>31259806
She did this on purpose.

>>31259798
Japanese

>>31259806
i confess
it was me

>>31259806

>>31259806

What's she building?

>>31259818
The 3D skits are done in a studio, kind of pointless to give HoloEN 3D models, when they can't go to the studio.

>>31259806
yes what is it anon

>>31259806
who recorded the discord sex between gura and j*y

>>31259668
>JET
>career
>teaching

>>31259806
https://files.catbox.moe/yrebz2.mp4
whoever made this is a god

>>31259735
You're forgetting the SEAnig schizos.

>>31259751
source?

>>31259796
The best type of ass....

>>31259813
Sugar is awful for you.

You doing good /hlgg/? Did you spend time with your family? Did you get surprises? Are you enjoying your Christmas Day? I do hope you are and if you aren't then I hope something happens that'll make you smile and say "You know maybe today isn't that bad." Ina's streaming Minecraft and she's amazing so you should hang out with her. Now friends, where we at?

>>31259843
Torture chamber

>>31259668
scythe swinging and now vtubing is the thing that pays bills, what she actually wants to do is music

>>31259796
BASED

>>31259818
Making 3D models is pointless for HoloEN when they can't even fly to Japan to go to a studio.

Slept in and missed the christmas collab, whats the latest narratives?

>>31259798
From the website
>Equivalent to XL for men: Length 78 / Body width 58 / Shoulder width 53 / Sleeve length 24

>>31259818
Probably doesn't want to sound presumptuous. They're way way behind on the 3D models.

>>31259799
>>31259785
I don't check twitter and the @you confused me

>>31259855
Why do they hate her so? Is it really just the Moona/Kiara perceived rivalry despite everyone else having moved on from that ages ago?

>>31259806
yeah that's why gura is trash

>>31259863
Right here, Ayameposter, right here. A great Christmas with family.

>>31259761
>Haachama will never drop her stupid baby voice and give us her sexy real voice

ATTENTION Tentacultists I have an announcement about your so called oshi

I appreciate Ina streaming extra after the collab this morning. I love her comfy streams and it's greatly improved my day. Also I hope you all have a merry Christmas

>>31259712
>>31259819
>>31259851
She could use it in her resume later on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2PuWyN15eA
Remember to eat up this christmas with Reine and all the ID girls. Don't hold back

>>31259844
>only one studio exists
i'm convinced you fags are doing this shit on purpose

>>31259824
I love this Haato
https://youtu.be/wwhZ-4PQ3pc

>>31259818
the only non main jp branch hololive member to get a 3d model is Rikka in Homostars. and most of the EN girls are not in Japan. Soon Kiara will not be there and only Mori will be the EN in Japan.

>>31259873
>>31259873

>>31259851
JET is a government-operated one year program. You're not allowed to stay longer than one year, and you're not allowed to re-apply after completing your year. It's a one and done deal.

Mori had her foot in the door as an actual teaching assistant actually employed by an actual school, not just through a government program. She very literally had a teaching career, or at least the entry level of one, and she threw it away to vtube.

>>31259780
Next is Watame, then she'll get Flare and Noel as a package deal. Mel will be the last simply by fact that she barely streams.

>>31259863
You're alright sometimes.
I feel more comfortable with an anonymous board than my family, so I'm fine being right here.

>>31259668
Maybe Japanese children now get someone who is actually able to teach them English

>>31259742
merry christmas friend

>>31259687
Mukirose of course.

>>31259818
She's ESL, don't read too much into it.

>>31259844
>>31259871
Home 3D mocap is possible

>>31259892
She still can

>>31259852
>it smells like but-- and sh-- it
my sides

>>31259897
Yogurt...

>>31259566

>>31259897
Civia and Yogiri got 3D too

>>31259873
None to speak of, except that Calli quit a job. It was just a cute/funny collab.

>>31259824
Haachama's old Live2D feels so bizarre to look at now.

Ninomae Ina'nis is not real. Now, I know you may not believe me, you can see her right now! But you're wrong, and I'll explain why step by step.
>Ninomae, the family name, means "Before Two."
>The kanji is written as 一, meaning "One," but is read as "Before Two" do to it being a pun
>Ina'nis, her first name, means "Empty" when read as the Latin word "Inanis"
>The word Inanis is famously used in the poem "O Fortuna," in this section:
>Sors immanis et inanis, rota tu volubilis, status malus, vana salus semper dissolubilis
>"Fate – monstrous and empty, you whirling wheel, you are malevolent, well-being is vain and always fades to nothing"
>Ina's character designer is well known for his characters from the Fate Grand Order video game, a series Ina has shown affinity with
>Ina can be linked, through design and mind, to the concept of Fate
>The pause in O Fortuna is symbolized with a dash, -. which is suspiciously similar to her family name, spelled 一
>Ina is named this way because she was originally 一, or One, but became Two after being taken over by the Ancient Ones through her book
>Ninomae Ina'nis can thus be understood in a reading of First-Last name as "Empty, One before Two"
>if interpreted as a story in a name, you can turn that to "[One was] Empty before [becoming] Two"
>Take this meaning and send it back into O Fortuna, understanding that Fate is meant to be a signal paired with Ina
>"[The] Fate [of] –[symbolizing the Kanji for One/Before Two] monstrous and empty[Ina'nis], you whirling wheel, you are malevolent, well-being is vain and always fades to nothing"
>Ina is notable for being a kind and well-meaning streamer with her fans
>The dash symbol in well-meaning is also meant to symbolize the kanji, placing Ina's identifier in the word to showcase her as one who is synonymous with well-being
>In O Fortuna, well-meaning is also said to be vain and doomed to fade into nothing
>Idolatry is vain, and Ina is an Idol
>"Nothingness" is a synonym for "Empty"
>the passage can then be read as "Ninomae, the well meaning idol, fades into Ina'nis"
And with that, you now understand the true meaning of Ina. She is not real. She does not exist because she is precisely that which does not exist. The one who existed before touching the book was an empty shell of a human being, and that which inhabits her through her book is yet more emptiness. When she claims to be human, she claims that to be human is to be empty, nothingness, such as all humans are compared to the cosmic void. As such, "Ninomae Ina'nis" is synonymous with nonexistence itself.
My final proof? When you watch Ina, your mind knows what I say to be true. It rejects the void, and attempts to turn you away. But if you cannot turn away, the next best option? It is to go to sleep, the final refuge the mind has against the unknowable truth, it's own delusions. Yet those who do not sleep, become one with Nothingness; thus, the birth of the Takodachi, where Two become One and One is as None.

Oh shes making a tori gate? I really spaced out hard if i missed her saying that

>>31259824
Sometimes I'll pop this video on while going to sleep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwqt9KgDBRo Extremely relaxing and peak Akai Haato.
I wish some of the EN girls would put a simple BGM and speak softly while playing MC.

>>31259895
She did a JP minecraft stream like that somewhat recently when she was sick and didn't want to strain her voice.

>>31259904
When was the last friendpost?
Hi friend!

>>31259849
I'm pretty sure you've thought more about this guy's penis than anyone else in the world at this point.

>>31259897
When is son going to get his 3d model?

>>31259844
Anon, the 3D skits are all animated, not motion captured. Voices can be captured with their own mics.

>>31259927
not reading all that but based

>>31259780
Assuming you mean Polka, Nene, Amelia and Haachama, then Aki. if you weren't counting one of those, then them.

>>31259566
When did Kiara cancel the Haachama-collab?

>>31259904
Just how many holobabies are there?

>>31259638
I can't believe Ina is killing rrats now.
What a wonderful Christmas

>>31259927
>Ninomae Ina'nis is not real
Neither is Santa

>>31259843
>Blood red tower by the ocean
You tell me anon

>>31259880
I honestly cannot tell you. Actual Moonafics didn't give a shit (I think), but SEAnig schizos hop all over the damn place. From the TICK TOCK poster trying to start shit between cults, to KFP and deadbeats, to chumbuds and literally anyone because of numbers.

I honestly think their lives are so shit they have to spread the misery lest they die through fatal toxicity poisoning.

>>31259676
Fucking basrd

>>31259931
Tori gates are fucking cool.

UNITY

>>31259863
I regret being born every single day

>>31259899
She would probably make more money with one year of hololive than an entire lifetime of teaching

>>31259843
Sex dungeon

>>31259927
>Ninomae Ina'nis is not real
no but her roommate is

>>31259899

Jet is a 1 year contract extendable up to 5 years.

>>31259897

Was Ina the one that built the Torii gate in the hlgg server too?
Or did she visit it and got inspired?

>>31259638
>Kiara, you have to finish soon
>TICK TOCK TAKANASHI KIARA

>>31259957
You take that back right now anon

>>31259687
JP: Haachama
EN: Probably Ame or Kiara can't decide there. Mostly because i don't think the others would be able to fight

>>31259890
Oh yeah? Well, Kiara is a very sweet and hard-working girl. Her tenaciousness and commitment to improving is inspirational, and I love the energy she puts into all that she does. .

>>31259852
I'm fucking dying

>>31259982
yoghurt...

>>31259972

>>31259882
no that is why you are a faggot

>>31259954
You might not want to know

>>31259863
Merry Christmas! I spent my day with (You) and with the relay! and r/a/dio
It was a fun day! Sad that Ojou did not participate though, I am fond of her singing.

>>31259899
>Mori chose her fans and Hololive over the "safe" job of being a teaching assistant
I dunno, seems pretty based to me.

>>31259668
moving up from glorified babysitting

>>31259796
Half unwashed ass, half unwashed cunny. Truly a flavor profile fit for a gourmet

I have consumed more candy this week than all year.
Soon I may shave my head and steal the chumbud's look.

>>31259446

>>31259972
post the enhanced

>>31259824
She did one pretty recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoOUFt3yHRI

>>31259743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHLw7nvosM
See for yourself.

>>31259931
I FUCKING KNEW THAT THEY WERE DANCING

>>31259863
Right here!

>>31259863
The Coof made meeting family difficult, but we did our best to enjoy christmas dinner together with VoIP

>>31259931
guys I feel like I'm losing it. Are these cookies dancing? I just noticed it.

>>31259971
I hope you'll do fine, Polkaposter.

>>31260029
Anon I still see a still image

>>31259982
I hope shes having a wonderful christmas...

>>31259999
>those digits
what a waste based

>>31259873
Ame has a dildo.
To be fair, I'd be surprised if any of them DON'T have one. Being in an relationship as an idol seems like OPSEC hell so toys are your best friend.

>>31259983
That was 35, I'm not sure if ina was inspired by it or not but she had the plan to make it before she visited the jp server

>>31259851
Seiso Shinka was really weird, feels like a fever dream

>>31260029
What are you talking about, anon? Its a static image. Pngs don't move.

>>31260011
That's a dead end job so she isn't actually risking anything.

>>31259957

>>31259931
She wasn't really clear about her goal for this stream. She did mention wanting to do this last Sunday, though.

>>31259954
I would say dig the tag for the one with that sticker on twitter but I forgot the tag name

>>31259899
She already made more money in three months of Hololive than if she stuck with her dead-end job as a teaching assistant for five years. The only reason she didn't quit earlier was because of the kids.

>>31259972
I know Amelia drew those but those are edits of something right? Looks familiar but can't remember what

>>31259861
So? I'm an adult, If I want to I should be able to drink and eat as much garbage as I want. Should also be able to smoke cigars without retarded taxation on top.
But instead I have these retards in power pretending to be my parents.

>>31260026
I kinda wish she'd do it in English again but I think that's just her "I don't want to talk too loud" mode since she did it there because she was sick and the ones back then were probably because she was living with her host family and they were giving her shit about making too much noise.

>>31260029
???

>>31259638
You think people care about stuff like that? All they see is Kiara and go FUCK HER and then one of her cult members yells FUCK YOU from across the soccer field and suddenly there's a war of fucks going on.

>>31260029
>anon got fooled by the .gif
That's a still image

>Living with Polka
>Coming home from a long day at work
>Being hugged tightly the moment you walk through the door
>Listening to her tell you about her latest stream while she rubs her cheek against yours
>Giving her a quick kiss before sweeping her up into your arms
>Carrying her into the kitchen so the two of you can make dinner together

>>31260047
vibrators are more popular with virgins

>>31260051
There's a torii gate in the hlgg server that also floats out in the ocean very similar to Ina's one.
jp server's one was by a shrine.

>>31260029
Meds

>>31260062
Unless this is also an edit, I'd assume it's this

>>31259954

>>31259954
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1340649472796200962
Flare and noel are probably into baby play.

>>31259957
Nice try Mr. Grinch

>>31260029
Take your meds, that is a static image

>>31259931
>.gif
>doesn't move

>>31260063
The only things certain in life are death and taxes

I'm not into elfs... not into legs... not into chocolate girls...
but Flare...
ohhhh boy

>>31259953
???

>A shut in gacha whale mmo addict is the most normal person in the entire company

>>31260029
H-huh? It's a still image, right? It's not moving

>>31259863
Enjoying the day with family. What about you, anon?

>>31259975
She's already taken 300k USD in 3 and a half months in superchats, even if we be more cynical than usual and say she gets 20%, that's $60,000, plus music sales, plus presumably youtube money based off ad revenue, plus memberships, plus the apparent base salary cover gives. it's not even going to be close.

>>31260098
>Sora made santa real
Literal goddess even if she denies it

>>31259982
>>31260044
>>31259998
I'll never forgive the Chinese

>ina likes unicorn gundam
Not like this...

>>31260057
It's the opposite of dead-end
>full benefits even at the entry level
>promotes to a full teaching position with respectable income (especially at private schools where demand is high)
>tenure
>retirement benefits included
Teaching is one of the cushiest jobs you can find if you can tolerate kids. It's a lot of work but the benefits absolutely mog corporate work and at a private school you're making as much as the upper echelon of middle management with a fraction of the stress and more days off.

>>31260061
Also if she quits she'd have to go back. Her work visa depends on her being employed at an approved job in Japan.

>>31260097
Imagine being a baby and sucking all day Noel's milkers

>>31260047
>Ame has a dildo.
Alright what lore did I miss this time.

Do you guys have any Christmas wishes?
I wish that Gura will give us a short 30s Merry Christmas video, it would make me a very happy chumbuddy.

>>31260074
I’d be a happy man, very happy man.

>>31259982
Ok I admit I'm wrong, I think I repressed her from memory to block the pain of losing another holo I like.

>>31260084
Oh I completely misread, my bad

>>31260111
isn't Subaru the most normal, she just had a hard life

>>31259999
Checked.

I did not catch that comment about Unicorn Gundam, what did she say?

>>31260108
https://files.catbox.moe/7scp7y.mp4

I want Ina to take my ender pearls!!!

>>31260108
sounds to me like you're into sexu

ENDER MAN...

>>31260063
You also shouldnt be allowed to use up the resources to be treated for diseases after abusing all those things and just left to die in a ditch or forced to pay the full price of treatment. Sadly you end up being a burden on society. Unless youre a burger.

>>31260108
>not into legs
Anon?

>>31260108
Flare can be prettty cute, Noel is very lucky

So which Holo is the most likely to have already streamed with a turned on vibrator inside of her?
I bet on all of them

>>31260029
motherfucker, it's still is a STATIC IMAGE

>>31260108
FLARE'S LEGS ARE EROTIC! TOO EROTIC! SEXY LEGS! EROTIC LEGS! LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS!

>>31260096

>merchant doing a hanging infront of ina's house

>>31260146
They asked why do zoomers like Unicorn Gundam
And she was like "I like unicorn gundam, does that make me a zoomer?"

>>31260147
SEXU!?

>I will end all niggers that step on my property.
Ina you can't say that...

>>31260083
Well so none of them have vibrators, then.

>>31259957
He is real, I just saw him today.
I guess you just have never been nice... Kinda sad

>>31260007

>llama lynching
INA NO

>>31260132
no spoonfeeding for you, go watch the vod.

>>31260132
she made a joke about her secret santa gift

>>31260160
gura

torii gate looks abit too short.

>>31259796
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>people keep shitposting at Mori for sticking to shit teacher job
>she quits
>shitposting about her quitting begins
oh I'm laffin

>>31259952
I need Aki to do a collab with anyone in Holo EN since I loved her performance in HoloFes and the new costume reveal stream and I need an excuse to watch more of her.

>>31260157
Hey some dudes are into amputees ok?
Don't kink shame them.

I want to see all of holofive and holomyth get together and try to play Factorio. It will be a glorious clusterfuck.

>>31260147
S-sexu?

>>31260166
10Q! I thought she was making a pun for a while there and I just did not get it

>>31260108

>>31259897
Roberu is teasing on his 3D for weeks, and he may actually get it this January

>>31259957
Objectively false.

>>31259863
Right here, friend. I spent time with the family and friends. Now just relaxing with all of (you)

>Imagine thinking that NoelFlare is real

>>31260094
yes that's the sauce, ame drew the tako, bloop and I made the others. then someone else animated it.

>>31260126
Is that respectable income on the level of what >>31260122 says though?

>I WAS TOO BUSY FLIRTING
>WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO RESIST?

>>31259852
God I miss youtube poops. This is fucking gold.

>that fucking EN shirt
APOLOGIZE

>>31259796
so basically like the area between my asshole and nutsack?

Could you resist nenepol, anons?

Super important poll
http://poal.me/eb6q1u
http://poal.me/eb6q1u
http://poal.me/eb6q1u

>>31260191
>nobody is talking about pancakes. Why do you keep mentioning them?

>>31260108
welcome to the club

>>31260192
did you watch her most recent kalimba stream? there's fairly lots of eigo at the SC reading

>Could you resist if Polka and Nene were there?
Well? Anons?

>>31260159
>Noel is very lucky
She sure is.
https://streamable.com/k2za2i

>>31260108
>not liking delicious chocolate, elves, or legs

>>31260223
Not a fucking second

>>31259957
WHAT?!?!

>>31260220
>only in XL

>>31260212
Marine loves cock you rrat

>>31260223
Hell no.

>>31260223
My dick would be out before they could even say hello.

>>31259668
being an english teacher in Japan is both a dead-end job and a rather poorly respected job. everyone talks shit about english teachers for a reason

>>31259931
You're gif is broken retard

>>31259743
This is the holo lineup by height. You be the judge.

>>31260223
yes

>>31260217
>>31260223
>>31260234
Not a chance, I'd submit and let them drain me to a withered husk

>>31260160
Gura

>>31260220
Sekkusu no shachou...

>>31260220
sex....

>>31260234
Polka's love would melt my heart and Nene's raw power would destroy me

>>31260253
Calli is the tallest if you count her scythe

>>31260108
>chocolate girls

>>31260253
I wish all they add new IDs, it'll be funny to see Reine being taller than her idol

>>31260108
I'm still not sure whether I'd rather want to be Flare or Noel

The red concrete is kinda plain, is there a better material she could have used?

>>31259668
Shell probably make more in a year of vtubing then JET could ever give her.

>>31260212
https://youtu.be/IsmfJS8SEqw

Everyone saying they wouldn't be able to resist flirting with Nene or Polka.
But in reality, everyone would've spilled their spaghetti and log out of the server immediately.
Don't lie.

will...will this gate link teh JP server to the EN server?

>>31260242
Of course she does

>>31260128
You said this as if she cant get a visa with cover as a job.

>>31260253
I want to rape the tiny retard bratty baby!

>>31260240
Don't believe that retard

Is she gonna drop a nuke to test it after finishing?

>>31260074
>cooking as quietly as possible as she streams so she can have a proper balanced meal without disrupting her schedule
>setting up romantic candlelit dinners to share with her when she finishes her daily streams
>cuddling in bed with her when the depression or anxiety gets bad and comforting her until she evens out
>gently fingering her to completion whenever she has trouble sleeping so the post-climax afterglow can carry her off to sleep
>kissing her on the forehead in the morning before getting up to make her breakfast
>doing lewd things in the shower as a way to encourage her to actually bathe regularly
>using your day job with stable income to take her out shopping and buy her nice things
>surprising her by hiding expensive jewelry in her prop box, wrapping a diamond necklace around her slide whistle or a nice pair of gemstone earrings on the beak of her rubber chicken and waiting to hear her reaction from another room
>decorating your apartment together
>picking out a couch for your main living space and humming and hawwing over the one that looks nice or the one that's more comfortable, or the one that's wide enough to cuddle on

>>31260212
>Imagine thinking Hololive isn't just an elaborately themed polygamous relationship between Japanese idols

>>31260111
botan....shuuba shuuba....

>>31260160
Gura multiple times.

>>31260253
how tall is Coco again?

>ina building an island shrine
at this rate i'm gonna install minecraft so i can build a shrine for her and pray to it

>>31259957
>>31260240

INA IN GAYNSHIT CHINKPACT???
The ghost thing looks like a takodachi wtf

>>31260299
Shion's cock...

>>31260307
Why did it survive?

>>31260267
It's actually Ina if you count her tentacles.

>>31259957
Can you say it in red?

>>31260220
I think that merch looks better with a Polka inside it.

>>31260262
>>31260264
I honestly feel bad gen 5 has to be haunted by this dumb slut forever, Aloefags are probably some of the worst people in hololive

>>31260267
sorry anon props don't count.

>>31260215
When you remember that superchat money dries up eventually and that vtubing is a short-term job and not a career that will be paying for your retirement in a decade, yes.

>>31260267
If you're counting the scythe im counting the tentacle meaning Ina is the tallest

3 posts in a row

>>31259863
I'm doing good, Ayamefriend! Christmas with the family was great, and Ina's stream is comfier than usual!

>>31260160
Everyone picking Gura
You all chose wisely

>>31260029
Anon...?

gura's voice here https://youtu.be/_wW5p3u3k8E?t=470 it sounds so pretty

That's it, anons, it's Christmas, and I'm using my gift slot to request the gift of a spoonfeed. I must know this.
Why did Artia's model look like such hot garbage? You expect the Generations to get better tech as time goes on, but Artia, as a Gen 2 CN, had a lower quality model than anyone else in the company, including Gen 1 CN.
How did Cover even manage to do that? It almost seems like it required effort to have that happen compared to a generic look.

>>31260328
Kami's blessing

>>31260253
God i want Coco to place my head between her Coco's and squeeze

damn you losers are so obvious in chat

>>31260226
I feel like loli fart would be the least offensive. Ame has rancid gamer gas, Mori's farts are infamous and I feel like Kiara's would be wet.

>>31260328
japan strong

>>31260298
Not without the jp server updating to 1.16

>>31260299
You're a clipfag aren't you? She's bi but leaning more towards getting group drilled by bbc every night

>>31260342
Is Nene 5ch's Kiara when it comes to schizos?

What merchandise did they announce?

>>31260141
>Normal
>Walked around naked with open windows all around her house and probably streamed naked too.
>Only stopped when she thought that God was looking down on her through a figurine.
Anon, I don't think this duck is as normal as you think...

>>31260334
Go back to shitposting in your containment thread.

>>31260310
>past the age where finding a girl like this is viable
>these feelings of sadness washing over me
p-please stop