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I love my Mori and can't wait for our Christmas date!
chikin
>>31226651>>31226726
This one.
>>31226833Can we go with this one?
I prefer this thread, have an edit from Reine's stream
Aki is singing right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgK91XZGbNg
I was starting to get worried.
Rushia took my money...
This one, i tought we got yeeted
>Kiara is fantasizing fucking mori right now
>>31226883Of course she did, fandead
DENIED
>>31226883I'm thankful that I'm broke.
>>31226535She's doing this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTKsOYa214MCurrently growing faster than Gura.
Footfag thread BTFO
RUSHIIAAAAAAAAA
>mods deleting the thread with more postslegit retards
>>31225276>>31225414>>31225651>>31226104>>31226419jesus
>>31226883same
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe!
Aki is cute and she sings well!>r/a/dio puts on PuzzleGODDAMNIT
>>31226833I love polka!
Kiara's manager is scolding her
You fuckers took too long and made me kill a 2hu thread...
El towar....
>>31226850How was the karaoke? I was spending time with my family and missed it
>gura goes to bed after a long stream>her throat still hurts from yesterday's stream>she failed to get the trident AGAIN>HERfags kept spamming her chat and she had hard time ignoring them>her family is thousand miles away celebrating christmas together>meanwhile gura has not interacted with another human being in days>EN manager keeps bugging her about the schedule on discord>all she has to eat are some cookies she made herself that don't even taste that good
>>31226896>He thinks there are times when Kiara isn't fantasizing about fucking mori
I guess this one!
Who's making it into EN gen 2?
>Hololive Global>Rozen Maiden OP>>31226589>>31226679It's the opposite really, after the War and up until the Bubble popped you could expect a company to take care of you for your entire working live and beyond. Modern Japanese companies are less loyal to their workers and modern Japanese men don't have the job security their parents enjoyed, but they're still expected to be the breadwinners and hand over their salary to their wife.
Kiara learned from Rushia, but no really I bet she'd rather they have a message due to her idol autism
>>31226929for what
Did Cover ever get Noel a vocal instructor, or is just naturally this full of SOUL?
I went for a piss and Kiara got over 3K in SC's. Wtf happened.
>>31226833Polka oruka?
Just finished giving your christmas money tot Rushia against your will and now jamming out with Aki's soft dulcet tones friends, where we at?
>>31226850chimpkin!
This stamp gimmick is weaker than the old slap, but w/e.
I guess meido wanted this one.
>Rushia into AkiI just want to sleep goddammit.
>>31226914Go back
KFP scares me sometimes... so many paypigs
>Ame thread pruned>AkiRose thread is the threads-sugoi
I want Ame to follow in the footsteps of Rushia and Polka
I didn't save the OP Ame image, it had delicious feet, please repost for me
>>31226883Welcome to fandead.
Rushia sobered me the fuck upI thought you guys were memeing about her voice
>>31226944me, I just had sex with Yagoo.
>>31226938>she failed to get the trident AGAINShe achieved what the title said. FUCK OFF.
>>31226850Chicken!
>>31226938>Ame is not humanWho would have thought?
>>31226919Japanese programming, compiled a thousand times, please understan.
>>31226953she had one but they quit
>>31226949Not putting out
>>31226739>>31226651Sensible chuckle
This karaoke relay thing is pretty fun, but I joined late. Who was on before Noel?
>>31226914Makes no sense
>OP with Ame pic got deletedbut why?
>>31226966Its a good strat to stream right after an unarchived karaoke. Paypigs are willing to give you more money than usual.
>>31226967Pretty sure this one got made first so yeah.
>>31226938Gura had a hard life...
>>31226995Polka
>>31226938>Ame now lazily reads her smut, not being available for discord sexDamn, must be the worst Christmas ever.
>>31226883It was never your money to begin with
>>31226995https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1342024498782998528
did rushia say anything about the sleepover at kanacocochama house? from coco's morning stream it sounded like it was fun
Mori doesn’t care about Hololive!Kiara is a leech!Ina is boring!Ame is too fucking... BLONDE!Gura is a SLUT!
>>31226964This is 24h anon all the holos are singing back to back
>>31226954She complained people sent sc withou messages. Sje got a rain of blank akas
>>31226996>he doesn't know....
>>31226833IF YOU THINK POSTING CUNNY IS OKAY GIVE ME A HELL YEAH
>>31226938Gura is currently on an Amtrak train heading home.
Aki strong!
>>31226938Don't forget she ate moldy meatball and saw a maggots.....Jesus
>>31226996She's not on and Aki is, probablyAlso feet is a shit fetish
>>31226723If it was the person who wrote a small greentext wall about how Hololive has influenced them into getting games and doing their reps on specific things and then contemplated asking for Ring Fit for Christmas, that was me. I got it and Clubhouse Games 51 so when a Holo plays it now I have the opportunity to join in if they're doing viewer participation.Blackjack was fun as fuck playing with family and doubling down betting max and getting 21I also just now realized the entirety of my Christmas this year minus one major thing was influenced by Hololive in some way, shape or form
I FUCKING LOVE AKI AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHt. KFP
>>31226954Baiting paypigs
>The average donation this stream is 31 dollarsWHAT THE FUCK CHICKEN, the normal amount for every en stream is about 8-10 per SC
>>31226847I love my boy! Going on a date with Moririn after she's slept all day, never again needing to wage-slave. Sleepy Reaper noises...
>>31226995Are Hololive just now discovering Twitch raids build community and viewerships for everyone involved?
>>31227038When did she say this? link?
>>31226954She threw a tantrum about Red SC's not having a message and the chat bullied her by sending her empty or near empty SC's
>>31227029WHAT
>>31226349Just start with 5$ anon, just the tip. Ease into it.
GEDDAN
>>31227027I miss her...
>>31226938Hang in there gura!
>>31226995Miko, Botan, Fubuki, Haachama, Sora, Polka, Noel & Rushia
>>31227045Are you me?
>>31226917Anon.........I kneel...
Geddan?based Aki
>>31226925I was listening to r/a/dio and the JIBUN WOOOOO was so good. I waited 1 whole year for that.
>>31226938Gura. . . . .
https://youtu.be/jgK91XZGbNgGED DOWNGET IN AKI'S STREAM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
KFP is not a cult my ASS.
>>31226914>Hololive "Global">insist on making threads with OPs only of the ENs, even when none of them are streaming>and then spam it with "this one" to make it look legitimateglad you got deleted
>>31227026i swear that kiara is smarter than she's letting on.she knows EXACTLY how to siphon cash from the KFP.it worked on me even
>>31227035>>31227036Damn man, do you have a 4chan pass?
>>31226914>>31226967>Muh Ame threadGet rolled Teacucks
>>31227057Her member stream.
>>31227038The maggots weren't recent you idiot she was telling an old story.
>>31227108Its not, its a para-military unit
>>31226938why did you post this shit twice?
>>31227027>ame is paul mccartneywho wouda thunk?
Nitori!!
>>31226919pajeets working overtime now
>>31227108
>>31226928>>31226955Polka Oruyo!
>>31227111You’re just the average retard that falls for reverse psychology. Like the deadbeats whenever mori says noooo don’t donate anymore!!!
>>31227056Does youtube have a raid option at all?
>>31227027IM DEAD HEL?
please please PLEASE stop this towa baby shit I'm so fucking tired of seeing this dumb fucking meme in every damn thread. It's not funny. It never was. You faggots are just redditniggers at this point
>>31226869and it's pretty nice.
>>31227108Judging by this SC reading they just had their version of Jonestown
>>31227110Guess kiara isn't a holoEn anymore
christ, kiara has rushia-tier paypigs
>>31227035>>31227036YAB
>>31226942How can a duck be so arousing
reminder to teamates to not respond to
>>31227114Do you not?
>>31227079Thanks for the comprehensive answer anon>I missed all those heavy hittersfuck
>>31227165
>>31226938I can save her...
>>31227049Chat bullied her to piss her off.
Aki wishes you a merry Christmas!https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1342140896419012609
>>31227108No, we are now a full-fledged micronation, complete with military and all.
>>31227056True. This is a good way to get viewrers to check out the other Holo girls and get SC's too. Wonder when Holo ID/EN's will do this.
>>31227162>Does YouTube have?No
>>31227029WHATCunnyseurs pls https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86478877
>>31227045hey a fellow KFP that also likes Aki
>>31227170Ogey
>>31227162Nope.
>>31227049They love throwing money at my tenchou and I do not know why. Starts to make me feel good, that I don't spend a dime on holos.
>>31227083Aki will always have my JP heart, even if I only really watch Kiara.Her karaokes are always a blast.
>>31227170sorry. I'll go back to using https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>Get downlel I hadn't thought of that shitty meme in forever
>>31227150Polka will protect me
>>31227193He forgot Mio, who started it off
>>31227150how did the person who did the tallies reach above the door?
>>31226938Don't worry, she'll wake up to some Christmas morning discord sex with Ame before the collab
>>31227111Every time someone says this she shoots herself in the foot the next stream
>>31227206T o T
>>31227162No, youtube as a streaming platform is basically held together with duck tape and glue, and is several years behind twitch in regards to features
>>31227170
>>31227202I would ravish a Aki in ribbons.
>woke up to no amelia christmas stream>settling with the blue one>she's fucking cute I'm sorry Amelia,only you tried harder
>>31227190Look at this du-OH NONONONO
My god, the Kiara paypigs. Kiara and Mori have the most paypigs and they have the deepest pockets. I think its because a lot of their viewers are lonely older men. Good on those 2 for somehow being able to attract them en mass. I don't understand what they see in those two. In Kiara case, do they feel sorry for her? Imagine if Gura did a paypig stream after one of her karaokes.
>Geekjack had a flaw in their design allowing anyone who can type in a 3 digit number into a URL free access to any of the Holo's voice packs>Without any better solution Geekjack shut down the entire site>On Christmas Eve>While trying to sell Christmas voice packsRIP.
Aki does things to me...One of these days she will get her deserved recognition.
>>31227181Pure tomboy engery!
>>31226956Currently trying to get a second credit card after wasting my last one on Rushia...
STATUS CHECKSTATUS CHECKhttp://poal.me/6ldtwnWHILE AKI HEALS EVERYONE UP, WHO SURVIVED AND WHO LOST THEIR LIVES/WALLETS TO THE ENCHANTRESS'S SPELL?
>>31227262Indie company pls undahstand
>>31227056More likely because Nijisanji often does karaoke relays
Fucking hell, Kiara
>>31227206holy crap look at all the sperm surrounding her egg
>>31227216What gun does Kiara keep for home defense? AR platform or something else?
>>31227110Kiara did stream though
>>31227170mikoboat was always the superior form of shitposting
I missed Kiara's karaoke stream. Does anyone know if they are being uploaded somewhere?
>>31227181You tell me.
HAI HAIBAAKA
>>31226938Delete this post
>>31227262pleas andastand
>>31227259finally, a girl who can suck my dick
>>31227200You would need some kind of time machine.
>>31227291Nice try, anti
>>31227261kiara and mori actually read superchats and interact with their fans.i'd superchat too if i knew that they start a conversation with me.
I don't get the AHHHH MY WALLET memes, going from Rushia to Aki, Aki is the better singer.Her voice is incredible
>>31227248Yeah imagine if Google gave a shit and implemented watch parties or hosting other people's streams. Or fixed the FUCKING spam viewer bug
>>31227170Just reply with this https://files.catbox.moe/0jd03e.mp3
>>31227056They've been doing this relay thing from the start tho? You see them relaying viewers to watch 3d debut for example
God Ina's stream today was so awesome, I'm tempted to watch it again.
>>31227111I'd send some too if I wasn't poorfag to support her (even though she has enough) and just to piss on retards like this one >>31227158
I wonder be able to make it to Mel's stream, someone please support her
>>31227262Out fucking standing
>>31227291>30k on the screen>19k on the viewsAt least wait for it to use the edit dumbshit
>>31227291Fake and gay
>>31227262>nyaa still emptyone job
>>31227262Superior Japanese programming, compiled one thousand times.
>>31227170https://files.catbox.moe/efa3fz.mp4
>>31227325Because Rushia GFEs and Aki doesn't, she's a cute house wife.
G-guys, I have only seen 2 short Rushia streams... Why do I have an uncontrollable urge to spend 2000+ hours learning Japanese just for her?Also why is my wallet empty?
>>31227283Free entertaiment nigger!
>>31226938I hate HERfags but sometimes you guys exaggerate the amount of them in her chat. Besides that dumb SC there was not that many. Chat goes by too fast to even notice them anymore.
>>31227340Poorfag
>>31227325It's got nothing to do with singing ability anon. Rushia is Rushia. She could sing like Ame and still drain everyone's wallets and they would call it SOUL just like the goslings. Except she's actually still pretty decent.
>>31227181I thought the same and beat it to Subaru and felt terrible and guilty. I wanna say sorry to her....I hope she forgives me. She's probably the last person who would want me to do that type of thing to her.
>>31227170https://files.catbox.moe/ife6tw.mp4
Post wAki
>>31227359>compiled one thousand timesmy sides
>>31227330Its not a bug. Its working as intended.Now please stop asking and watch more ads.
>>31227338I wish that Ame had dedicated as much time to the good dreams as Ina gave to her Tako's cookies.
I got some more disappointed Aki, in case you're into that
>>31227371It only takes one retard yada yada
>>31227330I'd prefer they fux the spaghetti code comments have before any of that. Having two streams open should lag my computer to hell and back
Why is this soft and cute onee-san wearing something that makes her look like a villainess from a Chinese gacha game, and how does it somehow work?
>>31226938HERfags just won’t stop I’ve seen this guy before commenting retarded HERfag shit before
>>31226833a
I really don't understand the whole gothic dress thing, both Haachama's and Aki's.
>>31227261When you thank people for supporting you and interact with them beyond the minimal effort required, more people will feel incentivized to donate to you. Gratitude gets you gratitude in return. Amelia's SC numbers rose when she started doing Super Sunday streams.
>>31227261I had a strict no SC policy on every holo until Kiara. It's the interaction she gives me and I assume its the same for others.
>>31227261Half of kiaras feel sorry for her. The other are just bored old guys
>>31227375Anon, Subaru is dirtier than you think. She'll omae you but not so secretly enjoy the thought
>Not even Calli watches chikim
>>31227392I am indeed.
>>31227293Fort Knox style adjacent military base.
>>31227293>AR platform>pic clearly shows Austrian weaponsAre you fucking retarded?
>>31226919You know /hlg/ is okay sometimes
>>31227371Yeah but they're like fucking virus, reproducing in yt comments on any video where she appears..
>>31227375She would probably jerk you off personally if you told her this face to face
>>31227255Fuck off poorfag
>>31227395Its designed to make the penis 100% more erect
>>31227398Japan is very into lolita fashion.
>>31227407In the beginning probably, but thats not the case anymore at least for a majority of kfp. It's just that she's really good at interacting with us.
>>31227301I also missed recording Kiara's stream.
Probably off topic, but is there any other non-Holos/indies that has speaks both ENG/JP in their streams like Kiara, Anya and Pikamee? I want to do my JP listening reps. I noticed that JSL speakers tend to speak clearer JP and it helps alot
How do you guys cope with the fact that such amazing girls are being dangled in front of you but always out of reach? I feel like I'm going insane and setting myself up for pain, but I cant help but stick around and support her.
>>31227398At least for Haachama you can claim she's just being a dumb chuuni.
>>31227395I can't look at her new outfit and not immediately think of Sister Friede.
>>31227255okay ESLchama, have fun
So why is Aki quite unpopular? She seems pretty great.
>>31227301There's a magnet that was posted. Last thread I think.
>>31227291God I still remember how many retards fell for this. Good times.
>>31227434Coco's meme review is usually in en/jp
>>31227108Not a cult indeed.
>self harm HEY KIARA HERE'S 50$ IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>31227413Mori almost never watches anyone. She's busy as fuck and also doesn't care about hololive all that much although I think she does still like her genmates despite what the antis say.
>self harm???What the hell is wrong with people
>>31227395She... likes to play with her gachikois every now and then.>>31227398Listen to this when you're not listening to her karaoke:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5-Fl2ExIA
>>31227369The Rushia Experience.
>self harm superchatjesus christ kiara just stop reading them
>Kiara tries to do an Austrian accent >it's a cowboy voice Mates...
>>31227435Girls arent real dude, calm down
>>31227395Goth Aki looks too much like edgy DWU and does things to me I'm not comfortable with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueabJjFDVCwAh yes... Great. Amazing even.
>>31227404She is the only streamer I ever membered and I even dropped a few supas for her. Kinda insane really
By the rate the blue leech is growing by gaming YT's algorithm, I now 100% believe she'll get bigger than Kiara and Ina, maybe even bigger than Ame and Mori.
what the fuck is wrong with people
Did I just hear Kiara reading out a SC with a guy self-harming? I hope I misheard. Fuck these retards
>>31227434>Probably off topic>non-HolosYou were correct.
>>31227435Because I understand they are entertainers that I admire but ultimately not my friends.
>>31227411>>31227423Subaru is pure and I'm wrong for doing what I did, don't try and lie to me.
>>31227434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLvaIvVUkfoshe can speak both japanese and english and is teaching jP while practicing EN everydaylearn with her!
Risu says some pretty lewd things in this ASMR stream, if you need to nut and didn't get your hands on any spicy voice packs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV3VVqAsIo
>There are people who don't cut themselves thanks to Kiara>There are antis who do cut themselves because of herThe phoenix taketh...
>>31227455Like Mel, wasn't there for the boost.
>>31226833I love this costume and that's not even counting the absolutely based cover song she did to introduce it.
>>31227455Because she came before the popularity boom and her streams, until she started doing her eigo reps, weren't particularly EOP friendly.
>>31227255You didn't settle, you upgraded.
>>31227455She like broke her leg early on into her career was gone for a few months iirc
>EN collab is secret santa like
>>31227464Jesus Christ... On second thought thank you guys who sent the blank SCs, you probably blocked out like 50 fucking SCs containing "Hey Kiara! I stubbed my toe on the door and the door burst into splinters"
>>31227482Imagine if she actually reaches a decent English-level.
>>31227435It fills with me hope knowing that girls like them exist, but I never let me go full Gosling over them.
Mori's done for sure now guys. I'm sure COVER never considered the possibility of a primarily-musical talent releasing her unused B-sides under a different pseudonym. I'm absolutely certain that she was hired by someone who had no knowledge of the foreign indie music scene and thus found the act of an artist releasing a track too edgy for their public persona under another name wholly incomprehensible. The Japanese are naive, innocent lambs and there's no way they could have foreseen a moody midwestern art thot doing something like this. Someone at COVER definitely did not approve this and now the emperor himself is going to have Mori Calliope put to death publicly to satiate the bloodlust of gachikois.
>>31227396I wouldn't mind a gura drinking stream but HERfags are probably gonna ruin it so it turns me down on that idea.
>>31227482Her initial boost will likely slow down in a couple of weeks, she doesnt have the staying power that kept Gura growing like this. She is really entertaining and cute though, I'm not surprised she's doing well.
>>31227482I saw a post on 5ch that said she was moe without anything else going for her and I assume EOPs will get bored of her after the blue ame meme wears off and she says their reddit memes
>>31227469Yeah I like Aki, I just don't get the appeal of that kind of dress.
>>31227482>>31227255Quit shilling you faggots
>>31227502Subaru is a dirty fucking slut and she wants you to do it again
>>31227455her growth got proper fucked because she had to go to the hospital soon after debut and Youtube banned a bunch of gen1 early on for ASMR.
>>31227283>Rushia nearly perfectly split the thread into thirdsWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEDUCTRESS' POWER
>>31227325Rushia's vocal range is really good even if she mostly uses the cute voice.The wallet opens when she giggles and kisses.
Eat up
>>31227532>midwestern
>>31227532SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>31227435It's pretty easy if you're not delusional.
>>31227555>not tarantula shabu shabu
>>31227158>Like the deadbeats whenever mori says noooo don’t donate anymore!!!Literally hasn't done that since her debut month. Get a grip.
>>31227455what everyone else said, but also she plays a fuckton of Ark and not much else
>>31227464Money is money, drop a few more akas before you kill yourself please
>>31227502Anon you need to watch more Subaru if that's what you think she's like
>>31227508Work hardParty hard Stay hard!
>>31227529Good luck with that Bladerunner watchalong
>Same viewers as PolkaOh no
>>31227555
>>31227532Nobody's even talking about it anymore, what the fuck are you going on about?
>>31227532I'll just, leave this here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDu945DX4mU
>>31227572antis do not watch any streams please understand
>>31227262Why always the 25th goddamnit
>>31227584Oh god is it confirmed? The threads....
>>31227482I thought you were talking about A*****s for a second.
>>31227492You did not
>>31227455She has had one of the worst streaks of bad luck among the Holos. Accident that decommissioned shortly after debut, was hospitalized for surgery, when she comes back she gets hit by heavy demonetization from the Holocaust. She had it so bad she even doubted herself.There's also the bit about playing Ark like an addiction, which many viewers dislike. I hope she finds more games she wants to stream.
>>31227369lolibaba is the bestI love the gap between bodytype, and being really insecure and desperate for a lover
>>31227572Anon there is a group of faggs saying the same shit all day, dont fall for bait please.
>>31227593Not that anon, but cmon gotta rub their BTFO status in the face of the schizos a little bit.
>>31227532 Here I go positing this again>she won't get into hololive>she won't avoid getting cancelled>she won't make it past a month>she won't top the charts on apple music>she won't get to collab with other members>she won't get to collab with real life people>she won't get to stream after the brap incident>she won't get to use her roommate's account anymore---YOU ARE HERE--->she won't collab with critikal>she won't become the most famous rapper in the east>she won't become Yagoo's right-hand woman>she won't start a vastly successful company>she won't go down in musical history alongside michael jackson, bob dylan, and elvis>she won't become immortal thanks to science>she won't dab on antifags 500 years from now
>>31227601The curse WILL persist until Aloe returns to us.
>>31227479What the fuck
>>31227596YAB
when is EN Gen 2 coming?
>>31227539>Without anything elseIf she joined hololive she would easily be in the top 3 or 5 gamers.
was that a doxfag or just a retard sc?
>>31227629That's fucking stupid and all you're going to get is misinformed retards spouting narratives that are several months out of date. Flinging shit at retards in an effort to somehow get back at them isn't going to make things better.
>>31227479Ah, so the Fatsuri project is no longer on hiatus?
>>31227627Oh yeah, hopefully she'll finish off the Hanako playthrough soon.Or it'll be Ark 2.
>>31227657HoloEN 2 is just a legend
>>31227117Chickenfag hands wrote this post
>>31227657When cover fucks up and needs to distract people
>>31227608Unless she ignores the member poll she posted that went in hard for it, its gonna happen
>>31227651I'll even leave this here too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh-BxZ15AO0
DloveSanta7 is also a roommate stalker... Tenchou run...
>>31227542The song fits the aesthetic and theme of the costume. The appeal is the neo-gothic style that accentuates a dark undertone while also being appealing.It's also gothic lolita fashion and you can find a lot of information on that with a simple good search.
>>31227666Sometimes you need to curbstomp someone to send a message, anon.
>Kiara could never be an indie vtuber
>>31227679A myth you could say.
>>31227608>>31227584You do realise that because of this watchalong, more Gosling-aware anons will simultaneously have their eyes on this movie watching for frames that encapsulate the experience of longing than ever before? We will almost certainly get new Gosling stills
>>31227262Fuck, I feel terrible for the girls...As well as Aruran
>Kiara shitting on indies
>>31227679Anon, it's a DREAM, get it right.
>>31227479Fuck, I'm already hungry and this is making me hungrier.
>>31227666Well, it really can't make them worse. And c'mon, that was yesterday kek. This thread moves too damn fast, don't even get any time to gloat when you're right.
>>31227664pretty sure a doxfag, that guy already dropped more than 7k on her
>>31227657I wonder if we will get homostarsEN
>>31227479She's literally me.
>>31227262The leak before Christmas...
>>31227642>>she won't collab with critikalWhen?https://youtu.be/IPEBC5E4vzQ
>>31227679Chupacabras...
>>31227431Re-posting the magnet link for Kiara's christmas karaoke stream. ENJOY KIARABROS. Whoever made the torrent is a king.magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3410b71ee1bd31d6b72f632ba77b83e025e44d73&dn=&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentor.org%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.blackunicorn.xyz%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969
>>31227689Probably easier to keep track of the ones that aren't at this point
>>31227703She's getting tired of all the fags spamming Blue Ame.
Merry Xmas;_;
>>31227679>holoMyth>holoLegend>holoMan
>>31227722Yes.
>>31227479
>>31227726Stock linking e-celebs faggot
>>31227698Most of the Goslings we use are of the big scenes, like GOD DAMNIT and the contemplative moments of lonliness.Now Goslings are going to be able to trawl every single frame of his interactions with his waifu to fine perfect frames. It's going to be great.
>>31227726Cover said song collab only
>>31227435I had already made peace with the fact that I might die alone because I had impossible standards, but then I found Gura. I'm happy knowing that my ideal can be reality, but it hurts knowing it's out of reach...
Are foreign ips allowed to post on 5ch?
>>31227696Way to just redo anons bit but worse
>>31227698I can see it now...
Ahhhh.... Listening to Aki is heaven
>>31227688OH NOOOO honestly RBC has lightweight self-doxxed so much it's not even a big deal
>>31227741I swear to God, we need to purge KFP
>>31227744She deserves the world. Here's hoping she still has a chance.Aloe love.
Kiara dont look
>>31227762No, use a proxy.
>>31227758wouldn't be so terrible a song made by them
>i love you
Akirose said she loves ME so get the hell out of my way fags.
>>31227722God I hope so.
>>31227698>We will almost certainly get new Gosling stillsGood. We could use some variety in here.
I really like Matsuri's OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8av8uICNtEmatsuri
>>31227765
>>31227789I'm a blue leech anti now
>>31227789Just wait until the Christmas colab.
>>31227673Why contain it?
>>31227726>le funnei poopoopeepee manwhy do people want this
>>31227801DU YU ?
This artist looked at Gura's dox too much and decided to turn all of them into elves.
>Aki reached 20kIsn't this quite high for her? Or is it more standard for her Karaoke?
>>31227820Deadbeats aren't people.
Wait a minute... isn't this outro music from Muse Dash?
Matsuri's bgm is a 10/10
>>31227744STRONGEST HOLO, FOREVERAloe love.
>>31227820https://vocaroo.com/1hR9wCwNi1AO
>>31227838Nice bait
>>31227698The guy who shops Gosling into scenes with Amelia is going to have to shop Amelia into Bladerunner scenes with Gosling, this time
>>31227789Today I will remind them
YA BEhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86501362
>>31227787KFP acting out of line?Send em this guy
>>31227838JESAS HOLOLIVE IS CANCELLED
>>31227820To piss oxygen thieves like you off.
>>31227835Ame and Gura... Imagine...
>>31227858Jesas she is a legit leech
>>31226966There's a reason the stream is titled "Superchat Reading"
>>31227798UUOOOOOHHH LOLINA
>>31227858What the fuck?
>>31227741>Probably easier to keep track of the ones that aren't at this pointactually no we are well behaved, just ignore the list we have of those needing corrections
Who is singing next again?
>>31227820Coco exist Anon and all she known for is R*ddit and having big tits
>>31227801
>>31227789You really want people to hate this girl huh?
>>31227858Post her SC earnings as well.
>>31227789She's also got a ton of akasupas, she's certainly one of the strongest indies along with riri.
>>31227835>Elves are for ____
>>31227858this leech can we raid her please
>>31227838>it's 25
>>31227885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8av8uICNtEFestival
>menhera opening with luna's songrrats?
I love my little GOD
>>31227861>nose hooklame
>>31227858this explains why she keeps showing up in my recommendations despite never searching or even clicking on her videos.
>>31227760We're on the same boat anon, I might not be able to make myself happy but I least I can wish for yours. Good luck out there.
>>31227851>>31227820They want Critikal to ask her if vtubers eat ass
>>31227834High. Aki peaks at 12-13k for a good stream. 30k+ for special shit.
HAJIMETE NO CHUUU
>>31227858Doesn't she call her members "Teamshrimps"?Yeah, beyond leeching at this point, surprised Cover is not sending her a Cease and Desist by now.
>>31227885>Aki>Matsuri =WE ARE HERE=>Choco>Subaru>Roboco>Mel>Luna>Flare>Marine>Shion>Okayu>Kanata>Suisei>Towa>Nene>Watame>Aqua
>>31227899Kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_tWH4rMWFgI want one of these but with Ame trapped inside
She isn't cute enough to sing this
>>31226944ok fuck it, I have my reasons for this.here's ENSAGen2 leak:AsriaNimuLunaria AyarenNoriOta-Kun (Star)t. argie, used to be friends with Sama which lives in Capital Federal (same as me). Don't believe me? mark this post, launch is scheduled for Feb 14th 2021.they suck, don't bother looking them
>>31227858 >>>31227874 >>31227881 >>31227895 >>31227899 >>31227921 >>31227951Work smarter not harder
>Matsuri starting the stream with Luna's trademark songYOU GET THE FUCK BACK INTO YOUR CAVE.
>>31227861well that's not what I expected to see
HAJIMETE NO ちゅうううう
>>31227858So this is why i had to blacklist her, she was all over my front page
>>31227955Man I gotta go to bed, sucksWish an EN or ID could be invited, but JPs gonna JP
>>31227858>>31227789Alright, can we let 5ch now about this, hell, I this point even Nijiniggers
>>31227962t. leech
>>31227951>TeamshrimpsAre you off your meds or is this advanced shitposting, just making shit up about her now?
She's trying to apologize to Luna for her menhera with Hoshikawa.
>it's a mouse not a rrat
>Kiara is the third highest superchat earner for the week behind Coco and RushiaSay it with me. NOT A ____
>>31227958>she tells you how she groundpounded your mom before going to bed every night
>>31227858The last vtuber that did this metadata bullshit had to apologize live on stream. Its agaisnt youtube's ToS.
>>31227951No she doesn't, you absolute fucking shiteating nijinigger.
>>31227994No, she's not.
I unironically think it's really really cute when the Indo girls pause/end their streams to do their daily Muslim prayers.Is there something wrong with me?
>>31228008rrats btfo
>>31227987You need to do shit like this if you ever want youtube to show your video to people
>>31227962based leech
>>31227961>NimuBWAHAHAHA
>>31227858Dude, this isn't even subtle, holy fuck. I hate leeches.
Luna...forgive this menhera onegai...
>>31227961the fuck does this post even mean
>>31228012I don't know, but she's fun, cute and deserves it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8av8uICNtEEVERYONE SHUT UP MY WIFE IS SINGING
wait that's Luna's song, are they ok now?
>>31227962Again, I love how her reddifaggots went from denying that she was a leech to now saying that not only is it ok for her to leech but that Ame is the one leeching. They are really like a cult now.
>>31228013It isn't. The meta tags basically don't even matter according to the official Youtube docs. It's against TOS to put unrelated things in your description or title (which do actually strongly affect search results).
>>31227951It's Tenshimps iirc, not 'Teamshrimps'. That doesn't excuse the leech shit she does, but you still need to take your meds.
>>31228013>Its against youtube's ToS.Yet everything else that beak TOS is still up
>>31228008They prefer the term "nezumi", bigot
>>31227958I'd buy one if it also had an onahole function.
Where the fuck did this blue ame bitch come from and why is she blatently leeching?
>>31228012
I love Matsuri's wink.
NEW BREAD?
>>31228021Wait they do what?
>>31228054They collabed a few weeks ago.
>>31228008Fuck, I thought Casper was a /hlgg/ poster
>>31227991No, thats what she is calling them
>>31228021No, it only means deep down you're a good, godly man. Alhamdulilah.
Who are all these fags who keep responding to "blue ame" posts
>>31228053don't worry Lyger I'm already here
>>31228013>>31227858>do tag bullshit>ride coattails of every famous vtuber to your own success>have to apologise>cry during your apology to engage maximum sympathy overdrive from your fanswhats the downside
>>31228021Did they explicitly said that's the reason they're pausing?
>>31227858Good for her, she's doing it the right way, but why do people keep bringing her up? It's not even dead hours. Fucking retards. Did schizos get so desperate with Ame that they have to shit these threads up with indie anti-posting so that it reaches Nabi? Is that the end goal? To fuck with Ame through her sister and illustrator? I'm confused.
>>31227744Is that Aloe or Delta? Who's leaving the present?
>>31228069you could say she came out of the blue.
>>31227479Fuck off l*ger stop shilling also you brought out a bunch of shitty off topic meme posters on Christmas no less
>>31228021Nope. It's a sign of respect and good manners, and there's nothing cuter than a nice girl.
>>31228076please go back to whatever shithole board you came from
>>31227375>Subaru wouldn't like it>The Subaru who through pure sheer tsundere energy, took a bath with, slept with, and hung out with Luna Anon, that girl is more dangerous than you understand.
>>31227959I know right.She's too cute...
SUBARU YOU BASTARD YOU DIDN"T LINK WHOS NEXT
>>31228055>>31228030>>31227987You really don't know how Youtube work after all
I just noticed that Matsuri has a christmas Live2d
>>31228059>Tenshimps iirc, not 'Teamshrimps'Yeah, not leeching at all, right?
>>31228068You into tiny fairy girls getting destroyed by regular human sized cock porn?
>>31227858I know you guys are upset but she's pretty intelligent, and her success is a result of that.No hate for someone trying to make it in a world where you careers live and die by the algorithm.
I hate that blue ame but man if she isn't smart.
>>31228090You're feeding into it to faggot
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1342373911221121025?s=20She noticed matsuri guys..
>>31228021Religious girl is nice
>>31228095Do you really think a Holo would ever admit they belong to a specific religion? They're probably not even allowed to.
>>31228098>Kiara antis stop>This starts up.What do you think.
>>31227375Subaru is kinky as fuck, she just hides her lewdness by playing the straight man and playing up her tomboyishness.
>>31227961>Nimuhttps://files.catbox.moe/8um7ma.mp4
>>31228135cute
>>31228103Santa
>>31228124Seriously? Are you too EOP to understand it?
/Our Vtuber
>>31228069Commissioned an avatar from the same artist as Ame. Leeching to get more popularity and viewers.
>>31228018You want to say that again motherfucker? >>31228135
Can you niggers stop going off-topic and instead talk about the menhera duo currently streaming?
>>31228124How the fuck is tenshimps leeching you retarded EOP?
If you're gunna talk about off topic shit, fuck off to the thread for it
>>31228129reported for off-topic
>>31228021>I unironically think it's really really cute when the Indo girls pause/end their streams to do their daily Muslim prayers.>Is there something wrong with me?They let Moona build a giant half-moon on the JP server.I don't know what to make of it.
Has anyone else fallen out of love with their waifu when they found out what they looked like irl? I used to love korone but not so much anymore
>>31228135When does the sex part kick in?
>>31228091>>31228105Why does that guy continue to live rent free in your head?Can't fucking mention Matuli without one of you retards showing up, fuck off.>inb4 he translated itI don't care, it's a translation.
>>31228171the menhera duo is off topic too because this is global.
>>31228125Of course! If you aren't, I question your manliness
Where is HERfags sc on gura stream today? I can't find it
>>31228183>I don't know what to make of it.Moon Goddess.
>>31228159Muy bueno
>>31228162>>31228175You guys are right but you're also EOPs.
>>31228185My love for Ame and Kiara didn't change one bit. Maybe if they were landwhales or something.
>>31228098>>31228127So its now just antis who using this leech to shit on these threads
>>31228159JAJA DIJO LA COSA JAJA VERGA PUTA CONCHETUMARE CULIAO JAJA
>>31228155The Japanese ones mention Shinto/Buddhist stuff all the time, but everyone in Japan follows those to some extent so it doesn't matter.
>>31227435That's the best part for me. The tease, the burning temptation to see them and feel them, the pain of not being able to reach them and acknowledge my existence, you know.
>I don't have an obligation to read every superchat>some messages are just I don't know
>>31227479If Matuli becomes fat, will that increase or decrease her craziness?
>>31228098Maybe if she had enough of a brain to not blatantly copy the visuals of one ENs most popular holos she wouldn't be getting shit on
>>31228003
>>31228206She chose THAT half-moon variant though.
>>31228229What was it?
>>31228053You know after today, I really should not be surprised that every Holo has fans present in the global thread. I guess unity wasn't a meme afterall
>>31228198somewhere around 2:48:00
>>31228185You shouldn't be falling in love with vtubers to begin with. You can't fall in love with an anime character, they're not actual people. you can however fall in love with humans, that's what I did with Noel's roommate and that worked out pretty good.
>>31228229probably the troll from before
I'm watching the Reine VOD >I'm going to get some water>11:59AM Indo timeReine is a good girl she does her prayers
>>31228021Moona literally did nothing but eat during daily prayer multiple times. Risu mutes her mic but is clearly not praying and Iofi doesn't have any audible prayer in the background.
menheras always get the hottest designs for some reason
>>31228229Yeah what was it? I have her running in the background while I play minecraft.
Holy fucking fuck the amount of red SC's in Kiara's stream. We'll be getting post-karaoke readings forever
>>31228185I fell in love with rushia even more after knowing what she looked like irl.
Anybody able to post the schedules for the upcoming karaoke? I'm currently on Matsuri.
>>31228185I'm worried about what subaru will look like because tomboys irl usually look ugly af
>>31228185You dug too deep and too greedily, anon. You fucked up and deserve to suffer. I think Korone's roommate looks really cute.
>>31227961this is pretty much schizo posting, but looking at the names it's quite possible for Gen2Cover please don't hire those dorks.
>>31228159Basado>>31228223Encogerse
>>31228243Isnt Noel a butterface?
>>31228117I'm shitposting you fucking retard.
>>31228183Based, holo-jihad when?
>>31228266What does she look like?
>>31228098>why do people keep bringing her up?You know the answer, you're just hoping to find a more pleasant explanation.
>JPs do over 2 hours karaoke(even the indie one)>ENs cant even sing for am hourWhat gives? ENMA holding them back or something?
>please don't be rude to that person i shat on wow good job kiara
Would Gura read a $500 superchat about HER?
>>31228279Fuck off
>>31228155>They're probably not even allowed to.They're punished for talking about controversial topics, or made to apologize. Religion and politics are such Yabai topics in Asia, you're better off not addressing them altogether.Taiwan was such a retardedly huge thing even though none of the holos were at fault. It was YouTube's analytics that caused the whole controversy in the first place.
>>31228171>tieswhat did she mean by this
i spaced out for a minute, what superchat is kiara talking about?is it that one turbonigger from before?
>>31228185Just so I'm understanding you; you fell for their personality but then find out they're not 10/10 must sex so you dropped them instantly? How are you not less shallow than the average western woman?
>>31228279A cutie.
>>31228279Japanese woman
>>31228229Based.
>>31228255At least post the good shit when youre making that point
>>31228232I literally didn't know about her until after redditfags started complaining that she kept getting compared with ame.
>>31228234The moon is facing the wrong way and there's no star. Moona is irreligious as fuck.
>>31228155I doubt they're even Muslims to begin with, they're just living in a Muslim dense region where the prayer calls often gets loud as fuck so they just wait it out 5-6 minutes to be over. If they actually stops to pray it'll take 10--15 minutes.t. muslim
>>31228185I dont like because she is cute or pure. I like her because she lust afters the same idols I do and any roomate stuff just gives her more tools to courrupt them.
>>31228165Kwappers...
Matsuri helping to substitute for Ayame.
>>31228298Either him or the guy shiting on Takamori
>>31228250>she does her prayersMaybe true but also not neccassarily. It can be a courtesy thing more so for viewers that may potentially be of the faith.
>open the emoji bar>stream starts laggingI fucking hate youtube
>>31228297ESL tongue, pls andastand
Spending christmas with dozens of cute girlsb-based
>>31228182ogey
>>31228298>turbonigger Deadbeat?
>>31228185Do doxfags really?
>>31228264Haven't a ton of holos said Subaru is one of the cutest IRL?
>>31228287Yeah, just silently like the other HERposts
>>31228279Japanese Brian pepper
WTF! The menhera wasn't supposed to be this cute!?
>sekai no owaristop festival
>>31228232Every fucking Outlast playthrough had a green thumbnail, and her hair color is similar to Gura's, wow!!
>>31228185I'll never fall out of love with my waifu
>>31228263Choco, Subaru, Roboco, Mel, Luna, Flare, Marine, Shion, Okayu, Kanata, Suisei, Towa, Nene, Watame, and Aqua at JP Midnight.
>>31228287If you get lucky and disguise it well enough.
10 YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS
>>31228185You should probably kill yourself
To all the schizos: isn't it kinda sad you spend Christmas like this?
You can tell when an artist usually draws porn because they draw all liquids like cum
>>31228234STOP SPREADING DUMB SHIT NARRATIVES, especially about Moona you dont' even watch her
>>31228229Hi Kiara, I have cancer! I also just found out that my cat died in the bathtub my mother just dropped a toaster in. Before you I had no reason to live and chewed asbestos everyday! Can I please have three winks, a kiss and a recital of the Horst Wessel Lied? If you don't I will gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon while hammering nails into my testicles.
>I hope you have a geh-narly christmasKiara confirmed for not being a 90s girl.
i didn't know there were photos of Ame and Kiara irl, i'm just not too obsessed with this shit, do you fags have the pics?
Kiara already made more than 10k
>>31228255I have an immense desire to cuddle with her in bed.And then mate like rabbits afterwards.
>>31228185sorry but I will always love Saber!
>>31228347I've only heard that she's the nicest and most easygoing but they never mention her looks
>>31228383kek
>>31228327You can just pop out the chat, but I don't understand why Youtube doesn't just fucking have channel emojis on a different tab like Twitch does so you don't have to load every global emoji in existence every time you click it
gura your sleep reps...
Jesas they state of this shitty thread, you niggers can't stay on topic if your lives depended on it We're literally allowed to the use the board to post about vtubers now just fuck off to your own thread if gonna talk about that blue bitch and stop taking the literal same bait about her all day long
Gura is STILL awake and on her computer
>>31228185Do schizos really? Any person with a healthy normal brain is able to separate their real-life and vtuber counterpart easily and just enjoy the vtuber for the entertainment
>>31226938>donationfagging on christmaswhy is she like this
>>31228308It will always face the wrong way from some viewpoint. But I'll just assume that what you said is true, because it seems more likely.
>>31228387Always happy to help an anon out: _____fuck off tourist_____.
>>31228155The Japanese chuubas reference Shinto/Buddhist mythology and lore all the time, but religious beliefs in Japan are less an ideology and more of a cultural dressing. It's why they casually use religious imagery from the rest of the world without really caring what it means, especially in regards to Christianity.
I stopped loving coco after she started associating herself with the western audience
>>31228364You're also missing another important detail, leech-san
>>31228415The power of leech
Threads extra shit today
>>31228394Based, I loved her in Hollow Ataraxia
>>31228414>>31228423What did she do? Is she in festivals chat?
>>31228387neck yourself with a Christmas ribbon
>>31228423IT WAS ME
>>31228383>not the ARS version
>>31228415>>31227858>>31227789This level of leeching is off the charts
>>31228387I didn't know 4chan had real tsunderes...
I am sitting here on Christmas Eve, just waiting to die one day, but at least I have Hololive to keep me company for now.
>>31228414>>31228423Doesn't she know that Santa only comes to good boys and girls who go to sleep before midnight? I'm getting concerned.
>>31228274She looks cute.
>>31228457
>>31228454Based Hollow Ataraxia is actually really good, but doesnt get a lot of attention.
>>31228428>not watching them in hopes of meeting them one day and eloping togetherGet a load of this guy
Go to sleep Gura.....You have a collab in few hours....
>>31228421Nobody wants to actually talk about Blue Ame, though. They only want to post her to get reactions from the Hololive thread. Posting her in her own thread doesn't do that, so they don't. Seriously, go look at that Blue Ame thread, there's zero discussion there that isn't about Hololive.
>>31228458The bird or blue Ame
>>31228456Ame pls the collab...
>>31228243>spoilerSame here dude.
>>31228382I can't watch everyone. Have you even read the full comment-chain?
>>31228415>blue leech niggerthis bitch needs to be stopped.oh no no fandeads??? how can you compete against original151????
>>31228383I'd like to see someone SC this.
>>31228481The problem is people taking the bait every single time.
>>31228415What? Didn't someone post a picture not too long ago with Gura at 5k SC?
AHEMLeechThat is all
>>31228473Its infinitely worse when Haachama gets these.
Kiara has made over 10k in superchats...
>>31228453she is on twitter
>>31228442>hating an American bitch for being an American bitch that does American bitch thingsWhy are you like this, Zhang Qing Qong Wang Zhong
>>31228387I got you bro here they are ____________________kill yourself___________
>>31228387here's a video https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>31228435Yet at the same time they seem to place the abrahimic stuff as the most powerful or symbolic shit in their anime and manga. Just look at evangelion and megaten
>>31228483Blue Ame
did kiara just snap her neck?
>>31228415didn't someone post Gura make like 7k or something?
>>31228394SALTER LOVE
>>31228499I'd imagine that quite a few of the replies are from samefagging.
>>31228512Its the ultimate technique: "After party" after unarchived karaoke.
>>31228261How the shit did I miss what Rushia looks like? I have to know, just out of pure curiosity..
Gura is so cringe. I don't know how anyone can watch English vtubers. It's like watching dubbed anime.
>>31228387Merry Christmas bro go two in one
>>31228503This is oldGura made like 8k for that stream
>>31227961No way those literal who's are gen2take your fucking meds
>>31228481I know that's why said stop taking the same bait that gets posted literally all day It's obvious as fuck it's the SEAnig posting "Wow blue Ame way more than X!" or some variation, yet it always manages to get at least 5 replies
>>31228524Man, legit been looking for this one. Thanks anon.
>pop my superchat cherry>>OOOOOH I'D LOVE TO
>>31228370So about 7 hours. Shit..
>>31228539AND its christmas
>>31228533Read the fine print on that screenshot
>>31228537Going by how fast the replies come in, theres still a large number of people actually taking the bait
>>31228536Based.
>>31228512Wtf. With that she just earned around $73k this month. Insane...
>>31228541Unironically one of the hottest JPs IRL, its ridiculous.
>>31228387Here ya go man fuck you
>>31228536>SalterGo back
A certain visual novel-slash-RPG with characters designed by a certain tako has a sidequest that reminded me of something. Not too far into the game myself, but the phrasing caught my eye.
>>31228415I think I'm becoming an anti, guys, leeches like that tranny and this blue bitch are just too fucking disgusting.
>>31228541Aight, here you go m8https://twitter.com/BehindtheVtuber/status/1299887961048100864
>>31228525Christian God, as a character, is way more powerful than anything from Shinto.
How much have you guys spent on supas so far this Christmas? And please don't tell me it was all for Rushia...
>>31228511Dear Kiara,I had an awful Christmas because my dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, he did this so he could have rape me. He weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.My weight rivals that of five average neckbeards, and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.one day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.This laptop was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.The only joy I have in life is watching your streams.
>>31228576You mean that after all the cuts or before?
>>31228551Playboard show 7.5k
>>31228546you will never be japanese, dogfucker
>>31228525Shintoism and Buddhism have been in Japan forever. Christianity is the only other religion that ever got a foothold in Japan and had to be actively persecuted and rooted out, it's not surprising that they have more respect for its power than they do for other religions
Oh fuck, this song... Festival...
>>31228594Based
>>31228585RRATS?
>>31228481>peopleFuck, it's back to brown masses shitting these threads up. Easily identifiable by spamming "leech" without any other explanation. Doing it with Kiara stopped getting enough attention. Now they've found a new target.
>>31228597Before.
>>31228593$0 because Ame's birthday merch goes on sale in 2 weeks.
>>31228536>>31228394I love all Sabers but I wont post her to preserve the image limit!
Festival...
>'im absolutely sloshed right now' what does that mean?i swear kiara is going to say something really yab without knowing it.
FESTIVAL SOUNDS LIKE THAT?
Matsuri killing this song.
>>31228185My oshi is pretty cute, shame about her teeth but nothing a good set of dental braces can't fix.
>>31228584>turning into a corporate drone loyalist like "nijiniggers"now you know how they felt when Hololive was gaining ground after being fed tons of collabs from them
Well, this thread's been shit. Goodnight /hlgg/ and merry Christmas.
>seething over some indie getting success by people who enjoy herjesus, are you guys /hlg/? let people enjoy things. you get so defensive about your hobbies, it's embarrassing
Bros.. I didn't think I could appreciate Ame more than I already did, but yesterday was something special. Her member stream, interacting and sharing that she's extremely anxious and that community post to seal it offThank Jezas
>>31228387Here is the picture anon.
>>31228624So she made like 25$ in a month and that's a lot in her company?
>>31228594t. 500ARS
>>31228594Sounds like her average superchat.
Matuli...
>>31228012I honestly wonder how much Ina would pull in if she read SCs as religiously and encouraged them like Kiara does. Those tako fucks are loyal as fuck and they are a literal cult.
>>31228601He wasn't that far off the mark, which is his point.
>>31228591He's also a huge dick, but that's a pretty common characteristic throughout most mythologies
>>31228387Here you go man
>>31228512KFP Employees are pretty straightforward about their weekly paychecks.
>>31228645if she would have gotten her success by not shamelessly leeching nobody would say a thing
>>31228645 People keep posting her with or without her being a leech. I just want her fucking gone from here. It's infuriating. I don't care about who she is where she came from who's her mom I just want people to stop posting her. Negative or positive. It needs to stop. I sincerely hope these people are fucking getting paid to do this, because if they're doing it for fucking free it'd be really pathetic.
>>31228435Letting an Australian be a shrine maiden shows just how superficial most Japanese religion (outside of the insane cults) is.Amelia thinking that talking about evolution is a sensitive topic shows you just how little freedom they have to talk about religion.
>>31228593$0, I'm somewhat poor but even then if I give any money I would want to give enough to make sure it gets read, and then I'd want to super all of them and not just one. So I'll just buy birthday merch and such.
Uto has noticeably better rigging than Amelia
>>31228602I already am, davidokun
>>31228655ESLchama...
Matsuri...
>>31228387I don't think anyone mentioned it yet but kill yourself
>>3122865525k is alot for a streamer tbqh
>>31228645This. this thread and hlg are turning into Nijifagsgood thing its only contained in /jp/
CHOCO SENSEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZs-8Rfcq8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZs-8Rfcq8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZs-8Rfcq8
>>31228250isn't friday prayer only done by men?or am I mistaken?
Why yes I am a falseflagger how could you tell?
>>31228546Wow, you must feel like you're so special for your dumb opinion, huh.
>>31228671Imagine being YHVH and losing to a dude, his mother and 4 demons he did a handshake with.
>>31228669Oh yeah, my autism just flared up today
>>31228594Danke Schön!
>>>
Hmm, why are those girls who just roleplaying as yuri anime characters for the kayfabe of their youtube personas buying weddings ring pairs like that? I don't get it.https://youtu.be/IsmfJS8SEqw
>>31228645They think "leech" is an insult, as if self-determinism meant anything in the algorithm ruled hell-hole called YouTube.
I kneel to the Summer Festival.
>>31228512Dude wtf What is with these simps
>>31228645>Blatantly leeching while their fans shit on Ame all throughout.Fuck off, dude, I went to your threadI know what you are actually saying.
>>31228590Well that wasn't helpful... but thanks anyways.I suppose it doesn't really matter, but everyone says she gets their balls hot, so I'm really curious.
Chimkin.....
>>31228655I mean, $25k a month is far, far more than what most people ITT make. And is probably more than what some people here make in an entire year.
>>31228693the only thing you already are is a huge faggot
>>31228645It's fucking off-topic and people need to stop posting her in here
>>31228701>titty teacherHELL YEAH
>>31228585oi vey!
>>31228719Since we already know they have really rough lesbian sex regularly, they're actually playing it down
>>31228645its more like seething over some indie being spammed in hlgg because she shares ame's artist, but thats the jp we live in now
Choco~~~~~
I honestly think Kiara has no idea that there is a JP relay going on right now.
>>31228286What did they superchat?
>>31228706the lack of punctuation
>>31228700Honestly I'm glad for her success but she is undeniably completely off-topic.
>>31228709Keep watching cringey, pedo
>Christmas debuff(?)>Bad time>Karaoke relay
Holy fuck Choco is cute.
I know nothing about this Choco woman but I'm at attention
Okay, your oshi is good, but can she beat someone streaming this, of all things?
>>31228737What’s wrong niw?
>>31228593define "christmas"
>>31228666I mean, can you imagine that cooking baking stream, except with Superchat baiting? She'd be swimming in cash.
Your next batch of SOULful singing has just arrived.
>>31228539she gets a lot of supacha regularly though
I guarantee you this will be the first time 90% of this thread has ever heard Choco's voice let alone seen her stream
>>31228645No one wants to talk about here here because she is off topic. The more you bring an off topic person up, the more hostile the on topic group is going to be towards said person.This is not a hard concept to grasp.
>>31228512What's the percentage the Holo girls keep that? YT gets 30%, Cover either 35% (a holo girl said that not sure which) or 50% depending if you believe Coco saying it's 50% on her stream but that could be her bullshiting as usual.
Did anyone have time stamp when Gura said she miss her family?
>>31228764t. ESL
>>31228691Ame's can turn more, but that's about it
>>31228791Never this much but then again it is Christmas
>>31228728That last song was especially good, I wish I could listen to it again.Would've recorded it but barely caught the stream
>>31228794I know she's shit at singing don't worry
I'm waiting for all the first time Choco watchers to get filtered.
>>31228742She will never sleep with you
>that kiss
>>312285930, but I just spent like $100 dollarydoos on an indie's mug...
>>31228757Yeah, granted though, I think the majority of people in her chat don't know either.
>>31228778OH GOD I'M BEING ASSAULTED BY SOUL
>>31228797>The more you bring an off topic person up, the more hostile the on topic group is going to be towards said person.I'm starting to think thats the goal.
Why does Kiara think Christmas is on the 24th? Also she does know it's midnight over here so why is she acting like us watching her means we have no life what life would we be busy with right now it's MIDNIGHT
Why are all the sexy holos tone deaf?
>>31228781wait, do people say jun is peko's bf because he pulls big numbers? do numberfag nousagis really
Well damn, she got better.
>>31228821IFFY?!
>>3122879835% is superchat cut and the 50% is merch cut.
FACTI find Choco attractive and have spilled cum to a clip of her and Mel
>>31228701>singing starts off terribly>improves when she switches to her onee-san voice>switches back to shitty singing voiceI don't understand...
>>31228782Just said she did a yabe on her schedule and should had scheduled the karaoke later/earlier because most people are with their families
CHOCO WHY ARE YOU BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME?!
Choco is so cute and sexy I want her to step on me.
>voice is PURE SEX>pitch is everywhere>tempo is nonexistentHow does she do it, /hlgg/?
>>31228815Consider me the first. I didn't expect anything amazing, but this is Ame-tier terrible.
>>31228645Literally don't give a fuck about her, I'm "seething" over you faggots managing to derail the thread and post about her literally every hour of the day
>>31228794I only know about her iq testing and roleplaying with other holos
>>31228797And that's the only reason people bring her up here. Her fans already fucked off to her own thread. You did learn to not take the bait from falseflaggers.
>>31228821Same
>Noel>ChocoYou know what it's Christmas I'll be nice to them and just bear it
I want Choco to hug me and lullaby me to sleep.
>>31228863Peak SOUL
>>31228794I watched the one where she sounded like she was slurping a cock
>>31228836she's probably in the JP mindset, 9pm christmas eve to 3am christmas day you're supposed to be fucking your significant other nonstop or else you're a loser
>>31228842Sorry, no idea who that is. I'm a Yukimin.
>>31228838>he doesnt have the required informationIt's just a coincidence that they both pull numbers, but the reason is different.
>>31228850>spilled cum
>blue ame earns double the amount that regular ame does before cover takes their cut
>>31228837Booba fills up with soul at the cost of singing ability.
>>312285930$, because right now I have an issue with the credit card, later I will be sending apology money to my indie
>>31228809Its still up. I think the entire relay is archived.
I personally don't like Uto but its ironic that you call her a leech when the EN girls also "leeched" hard on the Hololive brand - only Gura was successful before joining hololive. How is that any different, really? The only difference is that blue leech-chan is gaming the algorithm by herself while the EN girls were chosen by a company.
Their ability to sing is relative to the size of their chest.
Does choco have any public ASMR archives or is it all members only? Or did she have to stop doing ASMR all together because of youtube shenanigans? Is she just stuck rotating between APEX, ARK, and DbD forever?
>>31228830Honestly, the thought came to my head after reading my own message. It's not as if this kind of behavior isn't beyond anons.
>>31228837Roboco's singing voice is pure sex though
stoopid
>>31228836Because couples go on out on Christmas Eve and that probably caused an impression on Kiara.
>>31228794Probably right but I actually like having her cooking streams on in the background. Shame she really only seems to enjoy playing Apex and Ark since both of those are complete shit.
Ame Choco duet when?
>>31228798I believe it's 30% for youtube and the remaining 70% is split. So depending on how you look at it, 35% and 50% are both right.
Reminder that ASMR skill is inversely proportional to singing skill.
>>31228645>Shills a leech nonstop >Surprised when people are upsetYou know I was neutral to her, but now I just fucking hate her face
>>31228866It's Ame-tier skillwise, but her SOUL is far superior.
>>31228821>100$ mugDid she at least piss into it?
I don't watch Choco too frequently but I will always tune in to one of her ASMR streams, which are basically her sticking her tongue into my ear and having sex with my brain.
>>31228850https://files.catbox.moe/57h8f3.webm
>>31228911indies are completely off-topic in this thread, but the negativity some people express toward them is really shocking.
>>31228897it would be funnier if it actually was the case that numberfags decided pekora's boyfriend should be a guy with big numbers
>>31228893She definitely is, she told everyone Merry Christmas when it was 9 for EST.
>>31228928Don't forget a surprise visit from Noel
>Kiara wants text in her superchats so you get your money's worth and use every single letter possible
Does whispering actually damage your voice? Because that would explain a lot
>>31228585how's the game?
>>31228836Because it is in Germany/AustraliaFuck waiting for the 25th
>>312285930$ Just as usual.
>>31228878Too late. JP already blasted them.
Reminder that Matsuri is an idol. A cute idol.Also Choco is on now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZs-8Rfcq8I think they link the relay in the description.
>>31228788Honestly I think she could be easily top 3 SC earners if she wanted.
Does Kiara say 'would' in both parts of conditional clauses?
>>31228794>They missed the ASMR stream earlier NGMI
>>31228878>bearAnon, I enjoyed Noel singing for 6 hours, I think my singing-appreciation neural connections are actually distorted. I love this SOUL shit.
>>31228924Cute.
so wait is the 23rd christmas eve in Europe? I don't get Kiara's christmas autism
CHOCO NONOT THE A CAPELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Whats that reverb though?
>>31228963Yeah, she had said this since day one. Unless you put some political bullshit in there she will be happy to read it.
Just got back from family reps did Gura get a trident?
Did she forget to turn on the music?
>>31229009This is your brain on /hlgg/.
>>31228815>>31228866it's working, she's fucking awful
>>31228911>This the same faggot that was calling Ame a worthless whore leech a while backFuck off back to your thread already
>>31229009I know at least some germans celebrate on the 24th. My family does.
>>31228946Indies aren't hated that much as long as they're not spammed. Mori and Gura's sisters still seem fairly well liked here whenever they get brought up.
>she forgot the bgmCUTE
>>31229009It's almost 6 in Japan, Christmas is pretty much over.
>>31229027Trident?
>>31228967certain types of "loud" whispering can strain your vocal cords, and straining your vocal cords too much can damage your voice
>>31227130Paramilitarty is more of a Tako thing
>>31228794My first Choco experience was an ASMR...I kind of want to breed this semen demon...
>>31229009It's the 24th, but for some reason Kiara counts Christmas Eve as part of it.
>>31229027What do you think?
>>31228945>Not including the post nut shaming that Mel gives you for not nuttting enough for herYou skipped the best part anon
>>31229027yes
>>31228934Easily debunked, using only blondes.>good at both>Polka, Haachama>bad at both>Amelia
>>31228900It's not ESL he just literally has a jar of cum with a figurine in it. You should know this by now.
choco is a dork
>>31229043I've literally only seen people bring up Mori's sister as a tool to shit on Mori herself and until a minute ago I didn't even remember Gura had a sister.
Kiara knows exactly what she's doing....
>>31228945God I miss Hololewd
>>31229056Ok but you have to marry her first. Please, somebody, just marry Choco-sensei. Her family is worried.
The coco/haachama singing hour is exactly what I wanted for christmas
>>31229009She already said she celebrated on the 24th while on Austria, probably carried the tradition over to Japan
I got instantly filtered by choco
>>31229043No one even mention's Ina's.Ina...
>>31226938You forgot.>falls asleep wishing he had slower Growth like Ame, Mori, Kiara and Ina so she could develop a BFE with her chat
>>31228909>it isOh fuck, nice. It didn't show up on her channel at first so I thought it was gone.
>>31229046yes but she said Christmas is on the 24th not the 25th
I stopped coming here for like a month to get the taste of schitzos out of my mouth why are there suddenly a dozen individual vtuber threads and a homos thread
>>31228666It's easier than that anon. If Ina would just take the time to read her SC she would probably double in what she earns.
>>31228155Moona had to apologize for making a shitty twitter joke about religion, SEAniggers are filthy muslims and like all of them, can't take any joke or statements showing their religion in any negative light
I missed all of today's streams because of Christmas. Which ones should I go back and watch? All of them?
>>31229125we don't know. if you have any idea how to get rid of them, please tell us.
>>31229116who?
>>31228794I've only see her narrating Subaru and Luna hugging and kissing. Pure comedy gold.
>>31229009Some cultures celebrate on the evening of the 24th. I know I do.
>>31229117>wishing he>heA-Anonchama?!
>>31229125autism
Choco's mic...
>>31229117She fucked this up when she choose the loli character.
>>31229137Rushia
>>31229037Ame is my oshi and as I said I don't watch Uto, just found it funny that you guys call her leech when every girl from hololive rides on the wave of branding.
>>31229125There's some kind of mod civil war, I just got back from family reps so if any new information has come out I'd be interested. God I hope we're going back to normal soon.
>>31229139Exactly.
>>31229153Who is she anyway?
>>31228946You faggots bring up this leech constantly and now because some teamates have given her attention, you keep saying that she is "the better Ame", why would you think we would respond positively to that?
>>31229086Ruthless businesswoman
>>31229148Anon it is 4am and I have said fuck sleep reps. Forgive me.
>>31229116I brought her up a few days ago and someone thought I was talking about ane'nis...
>>31229125mod civil war and /qa/ raid, notice all the threads are a day and a half old? they just keep bumping them with nonsense. honestly it could be one guy keeping it up
>>31229137Ina and the Chicken's.
>>31229137Unironically all of them
Kiara is adorable.
>>31229125>and a homos threadFuck off.
>>31229009nah 24th is structured likemorning: work/ last minute shoppingafternoon: church, any slot every 2 hours starting 2pmevening: unboxingfancy lunch on any day 24-27
>hololive is the best thing to happen in my life
>>31229155Based
Are the rumors about Rushia true? That you leave her streams completely empty?https://files.catbox.moe/aktsn6.mp4
>>31229099Not a problem
>>31229172>You faggots bring up this leech constantlyyou replied to the wrong person. yes, i am absolutely certain that you replied to the wrong person.
>>31229117The fact that she STILL seems to have no idea what slow mode actually does makes me think you're right
>>31229137>All of them?yesgood luck anon
>>31229158reps...do them>>31220370
>>31229190This is true.
Is Mori going to do a stream before the EN collab?
>>31229171Dedicated ASMR streamer, does Apex/DbD on the side. Her good stuff is either member's only, unarchived, or nuked.Some vods remain, but most are in clip-form and bilibili
>>31229197Yeah... Heavy stuff.
>>31229172They manage to anger every fanbaseAme by saying she is betterKiara by saying she has better numbersGura because she is a leechIna and Mori due to spamKinda impressive
>>31228971I just got to the first RPG part of the game. The controls are... average, and the story so far is generic fantasy and cute girls doing fantasy things. Her art carries it by far.I'm still going to play it though. I have nothing else to do tonight. Haha...
>>31229099Just... why is it no one wants to marry these women? They seem like legit interesting people.
>>31229220Yes. Her date stream is at 8:30 AM EST, she pushed it back an hour so it wouldn't conflict with the collab.
>>31229086While this is true, I also think she's genuinely having fun. It's not just wallet milking.
>>31229197I hope to god none of you are like this
>>31229172Its mostly a chumbuddy thing, you don't see any investigators donating to her
>>31229214Fanfiction..stop writing it
>>31229117Do you think Gura want to be like this or just want a comfy stream ?
Choco is good though. I don't know why you imply she's gonna suck.
>>31229253Kiara is the one that said that
>>31229197haha...
>>31228585game?
>choco's only halfway doneI might have to bow out here... I'm sorry...
>>31229223No, who is that holding her mic.
>>31229240From what I remember, Choco just has the worst luck when it comes to men.
>>31229253Kiara...
I feel like something has happened with Ame in the past month, her streams have taken on a new level comfyness, her chat is much better, her content has moved away from FPS and "rage" moments towards kino and she's becoming much more intimate with her members. Am I right or should I take my meds?
>>31229214Anon, there's nothing really interesting regarding the /jp/ shitstorm in that post.
>>31226833im trying to setup streamlink so i can record a few members streams that ill have no choice to miss and the link to the chrome cookies plugin is brokenim fucked
Choco's cuter than usual today.
>>31229263Its not an implication, she is sucking me off right now
Ame has been a lot closer and more open with her teamates this last week, and I think the extra attention she gets from it feels really good too. I can't wait to see where this goes, I really thought Amelia would be the last bastion of refusing parasocial relationships with her chat, but she's crumbling deliciously.
>>31229278Literally nobody
I should have sent Kiara a Christmas wish. Surely they'll let us send them fan mail to the ENs soon.
I'LL SURVIVE THIS
>>31229208Slow mode doesn't really help when you still have 30k people watching and spamming the chat.
>>31229260It is essentially the same thing anon.
>>31229253chikim...
>>31229272Eternal Radiance. The characters she worked on are very apparent.
>Kiara is streaming wearing a pekora tshirt using a pekora titty mousepad
>>31229308Fine. Here's your (You).
>Heavy Rotationsomething something akb48Haven't heard this in a while
>>31229309>>31229299Teamates are really something
I wanna sleep, but I wanna ride through this relay.
>>31229278Me :}
This development reminds me when nijinigger slowly become Hololive-anti with their success.They still got hatred by NND resident and 5ch dweller to this day.
Choco your singing reps...
>>31229299>>31229309Ame-mind
>>31229208Except she had slow mode on (once) and it was still going zoom.
>>31229203I can only hope my oshi will get something like this.
>>31229336The meme is real.
>>31229311She already received several fan letters
>>31229253She wasnt quoting a SC, she said it for herself
>Kiara will make Calli Titty mousepad her own merch if Call won't
>>31229299She's just trying new things as she doesn't want to be known only as "EN Gremlin" or "Gura's friend".
>>31229319>>31229358That's what I mean, every couple streams she tries to read chat and says "I forgot to turn slow mode on" when it's on already
>>31228963Well, Kiara sc reading is actually her strength. How can she show that when empty sc has nothing for her to work with.
>>31229249I couldn't find it on her twitter or youtube account, I hope you're not lying to me because I'm setting my alarm.
>>31229346Then there will be the EN collab.
>>31229311Can't you already do that. It just takes a long ass while to actually get to the holo.
Ina is going to fuck the zombie.
>>31229299Nah she's played less games that piss her off like Mario odyssey or Apex and lot of fags in her chat are behaving better due to an establish community and natural viewership fall off
>>31229336and she slapped it
>>31229362>memeThis is old news.
>>31229299>>31229309This is a shill campaign
>>31229214Fucking retards, just because Snzawa looked like a bunch of anime girls it's not a dox.
Choco has potential to be a semi good singer but her stamina is kinda bad right now.
>>31229319>>31229377maybe — and this might be a crazy idea, but hear me out — google should implement a slow mode that actually fucking does something useful.
>>31229381Anon, it's right on her fucking twitter account as a reply to her schedule. https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1341955275129933824
>>31229389Ina your sleep reps.......
>>31229389She really wants that harem huh
that reminds me
>I want yoooooou>I need yoooooou>I love yoooooooouuu
>>31229374Based bird delivering for the Deadbeats
>>31229405>Google shouldThey're arguably more incompetent than Cover.
>>31229399I know.
>>31229389i wish to join her in fucking the zombie
Ame's been sweeter than usual recently.
>>31229420Thats where I heard it too.
>>31229389Ina and me spitroasting the zombie
>>31229389Ina becoming a chad harem protagonist is one of the best Hololive storylines
>>31229421>I touch youuuuuuuuuuu
>>31229401Nah teamates are just lonely, this always happens
kek those stamps are cracking me up
>>31227858Now this is the true leecher. But can't really blame her for this opportunity.
>>31229419She needs it as much as us
>>31229437>cryingout of character, she would just get smug and tell you "arlight alright, shut up"
>>31229437This is true.
>>31229405I mean, what exactly do you expect them to do? Top chat (which may or may not work right now) already filters out messages that are considered "spam."
>>31229330>no artbookthats unfortunate
>>31229374I don't watch Kiara outside of collabs but when she says things like that, does it come off as endearing to KFP? Because to me, it just sounds like she's insane and a little obsessed. Not judging, people are free to like what they like, but watching someone who just constantly lusts after a coworker even as a joke feels like it'd be uncomfortable after you realize she's too into it.
>>31229389Is there anyone this squid won't fuck?
>Gaspieshttps://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1342384582243405824?s=19
kiara is EXTREMELY lovable.
>>31229389Is there really any other way to answer something like that? The only options are what she said or saying that it's hot because of her. My priestess is a chad
>>31229389Nothing like pussy filled with maggots
ENTERLEECH
>>31229479Me LMAO
>>31229474top chat is probably broken, a lot of people have been noticing that recently
>>31229476It was literally a joke anon.
>>31229474enforce slow mode cooldowns against members. now, please pay me one full year of google product manager salary.
>>31229402>>>31220370 >discord now's on Kiara's......ENTER
>>31229476>, it just sounds like she's insane and a little obsessed.and that's a good thing
Is Coco still here?
>>31229493based
>>31229488This is also true.
>>31229476I don't watch her a ton either, but I think it's hilarious.
>>31229493Based
>>31229462>and tell you "arlight alright, shut up"Aris collab when?
>>31229476
>>31229481Tako public erp when
Suddenly Choco singing well, guess she's better suited for slower tempo songs.
>>31229257Actually I also saw Takeshi, who's usually in Mori's streams, also drop a $500 SC on Blue Ame the other day.
All I want for Christmas is some sex with Gura. Am I being too greedy?
>>31229476>constantly lusts after a coworkerYou realise that Mori isn't real right? Have you been taking your meds?
>>31229365>>31229385I was under the impression that JPs could send letters to the girls in Japan easily enough, but they still haven't set up anything for overseas fans and the girls in NA.
>>31229476Time to take your meds anon
>>31229527Get in line faggot
>>31229481reminder the zombie is not based and is in fact cringe
>>31229502Her stream before this one was an excuse to make two characters who look like her and Mori and then make them have sex, after which she immediately got bored and ditched the stream.
>>31227150c-cluck...?
>>31229503Still doesn't fix the problem, which is that a chat with over 10k-20k viewers is going to be extremely fast just with unique messages
>>31229533is there a concrete source for this? the website makes no such distinction.
>>31229509Merry Christmas mother fucker !
>>31229527You are not alone, get in line faggot.
>>31229533Kiara and Mori received fan letters already, I dont know if only from Jap fans or from the overseas ones.
>>31229476Anon... They play characters...
>>31229517No questions
>>31229476>he doesn't have a midget at work who's allowed to flirt with everyone because he's <5'4"
>>31229522I wish she'd sing slow love ballads to me
>>31229543Why the fuck does she keep interacting with this nigger?
>>31229503two separate slow mode cooldowns, one for members, one for non-members, each can be set independently. pay me double what that guy got paid
>>31229548a two-hour slow mode would absolutely solve the chat volume problem. now, we can begin negotiating the default cooldown timer. please pay me a second year of google product manager salary.
>>31229257>>31229523Yagoo better hurry the fuck up with that Gen2.
>>31229543manlets getting Ollie and Mori? they cant stop winning
>>31229413I don't like twitters format, I clicked on the pinned schedule but you have to scroll down past rando tweets before seeing that link you gave me, thanks though. See you there.
anons?
>>31229571Why does she do half the shit she does on social media.
>>31227858This is nothing different than "infographics" channels leeching Wendover or Kurzgesagt keywords. Or did everyone forgot how gaming clip channels puts Machinima, graphic card models and MLG in their description?Then again, stop discussing this vtuber unless she's doing a collab with holo member. You don't see people discussing Nyori autistic family outside of collab hours.
>>31229517Sorry but it's time for you to get shot
>>31229530>You realise that Mori isn't real right?Yeah who is Mori?
>>31229523Mori's paypigs cucking her with blue leech? I don't know how to feel about this.
We need more images anons
it's almost over. subaro soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcLFXRskso
>>31229579you win i kneel
>>31229583>Gen2>>31227961
Has Ina ever shown what takodachi's eyes are like?
How long has Kiara lived in area 11?
>>31229571She is literally incapable of avoiding yabais. She has one almost every single stream.
>>31229550Just based on who's talked about receiving fan mail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pClIjUM4FEg
>>31229476I approve because she honestly lusts after those wonderful reaper tiddies and that's just relatable
>>31229564https://imgur.com/a/glfqcRW
>>31229299>>31229309She's pregnant.
>>31229545Anon... it's entertainment. Kiara and Mori The characters aren't real. Do you think wrestling drama is real too?
>>31229476More than likely it's just her character and she already got consent from Mori to do the obsessive stalker character with her.If not it would quickly get annoying and Mori would eventually snap and stop collabing with Kiara altogether like with Matsuri and Luna.
>>31229533Nothing stops (you) from writing a fan letter to a holo right now. Just slap covers adress on it and they will forward it to the holo of your choice, if they deem it safe for them.
>>31229597Devilish
>>31229590This was pointed out when it was released on the 16th buddy.
>Oh, you have cats? I have cats! Maybe our cats could fuck each other sometime?Kiara how are you so horny
>>31229319Top chat and slow mode have been broke for almost 2 weeks. It all started around the same time as the Gurame Die Hard watchalong. Go back and watch any big stream from a month ago and compare it to now.
>>31229606Oh you know I'm excited.
What does Choco smell like?
Should I buy satisfactory so I'm ready for Ames playthrough?
>>31229602Ask and you shall recieve
>>31229602
>that thing kiara does where she sucks in air and it sounds like slurping pasta and a boatload of spitAnnoying as fuck. Doesn't help her mic compression is turned way up.
>>31229476It varies, I really liked the ending joke for the first Takamori MC collab, but I feel as though as time has gone on I've slowly started to like them less.
>>31229657Factorio is better
>>31229657You will probably cringe less if you don't know how the game works.
>>31220370>>discord mild doxxes gura posting a szw tweet>>now discord furfag is raiding InaI'm sorry what? When did this happen? Plus explain, what was Gura doing?
>>31229628Lots of wrestling drama is based on real life frustrations.
>>31227798I WANT TO LOVE THISI WANT TO RAISE THISI WANT TO PROTECT THISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31229476>The usual Kiara is crazy/a stalker post>Nobody who brings this up ever mentions the clownPolka owns a fucking treasure trove of hololive girl merch last I checked.
>>31229650My cum
>>31229628It's real to me dammit!
>>31229453I'm not lonely anon, spent my Christmas with my family and significant other. I just think Ame is a lovely person, I hadn't cared much about online identities to this extent prior to Ame and the holoen girls
Awww, she didn't get to sink the final. Tech problems or something.
>>31226909Report her to youtube if it pisses you off, make a fuss and they will fix it.>haha they wont xddddComplaining here won't help.
>>31229673Between that and the fact that it always sounds like her fucking tongue is hitting the roof of her mouth every time she opens it I really just can't fucking stand the way she talks
>>31229617https://files.catbox.moe/et7vup.mp4
>>31229673What exactly do you think a compressor does anon
>>31229681I still can't fucking believe that Ame actually looked at buying Factorio and decided it "wasn't her style" just because it wasn't on sale
>>31229587>manlethaving microscopic balls doesn't make you a manlet, just sterile.
>>31229693yeah if they think Kiara is crazy now this is nothing compared to her deepest darkest moments
>Choco's engrish
>>31229628I think if wrestlers went on record and said they thought the person behind the kayfabe character is attractive, which Kiara literally did in her debut stream, and then took creative liberties to make their own character obsess over them I'd be a little concerned about that person's mental state. Wrestlers follow a script and, as far as I can tell, she isn't.
>>31229687https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1342040155897483265
>Please subscribe~!Choco... your videos are nothing but ARK and APEX...
>>31229597>Kiara lost her lead against InaUmm, KFPs? What happened to all that bragging you were doing when she passed her?
>>31228155I mean, Ame was worried in the recent members stream about singing one Christmas song because of potential religious references, so it's definitely something that weighs on their mind
>>31229693Nobody ever tries to pretend Polka isn't crazy though. You don't get a thousand defensive "meds" posts if you point out that there's something wrong with the clown.
>>31229681Ahmeeleeah, when are you going to settle down and marry a good Jewish boy?
>>31229711>kiara is mewing to fix her facial structurea rrat i believe in
>pureasu sabusukuraibu
>>31229732Anon when she said that she was also talking about the character.
We are not hiting the image limit anons...
>>312296871. https://twitter.com/discord/status/13420410817691238412. >>31207563
Subaru time IKUZO
>>31229086She should have SC-reading and other stream-types always split in separate videos.
>>31229720That is literally beside the point. Even if she didn't have one on, I'd still hear it and it would be just as annoying.
help, I need to wake up in five and a half hours but I'm trapped in the hololive karaoke relay
>>31229754>Anon when she said that she was also talking about the character.She said that when she met her IRL her first thought about Mori was that she's hot.
>>31229739I can guarantee not a single one of those retarded "TICK TOCK" posts were made by a KFP. I wish Ina had 60k more subs than kiara so they didn't have an excuse to make those posts.t. KFP.
>>31229750
>>31229722Thats pretty based though.Sadly iirc Factorio devs said it'll never be on sale. So, maybe let her know?
>>31229616Has anyone compiled a list of yab moments similar to Nene's achievements copypasta?
>>31229602Watame has such a sweet and gentle voice, yet she is prime shitposting material. A real shame that is...
I love this duck
ENTER
>open chicken stream>hear SC about a dead family member>close chicken stream
>I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND MY WHOLE FAMILY >HERE'S 100$ KIARA
>>31229739Eh, when she gets close I'll post some TICK TOCK LOLOLOL for you if you want, but I'm not taking a screenshot, too much work
>Kiara still uploading on her roommate's channelShe does realize that the only people that watch her are doxxfags, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcLFXRsksohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcLFXRsksohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcLFXRsksoDUCK
>>31229681I've already played factorio
IT'S TIME
>My family is all fucking dead and you're the dam holding a flood of suicidal thoughts here's 5 bucks Kiara.STOOOOOOOOOPPP
>>31228919https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWTS3GvT5jmdZ5Q5NdyEnMQ
>>31229764A compressor has nothing to do with filtering out any sort of mouth noises.All it does is flatten out the peaks so your eardrums don't burst every time she screeches into your ears. For normal talking like this there's no difference between having it on or not.
>>31229772Anon, please... all holos do this
GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT, MY FRIENDIS INFACT,DEAD
>>31229732All vtubers incorporate traits to their characters to make them more interesting. Most of what you see is the "real" personality but theres a lot of kayfabe too.
>>31229814Yeah but I assume it's an open secret sort of deal
>>31229602Watame a cute! A cuuuuuuuuuuuute!
CHICKEN IS LEAVING JAPAN?
>>31229374Hell yeah
>>31229609That's a rrat and you know it.
>>31229739I think its kino that their subscriber count race was as close as their mario kart 8 race
>>31229782An attempt was made with this picture.
Childhood friend?!
>>31229812>>31229777Did they ever post a TICK TOCK when Ina was getting close to Kiara?
>I have a trip with Calli for Jan-February
>>31229848Timeloopchama...
>>31229739Never was us anon. I never cared and I'm sure the other didn't either. You fell for the falseflag, unfortunately.
>>31229836
>>31229786Nah, I thought more about it and decided Factorio would never make for a good game for her, even though she'd enjoy it a lot. If she streamed it there would be way too much dead air like in her minecraft spergouts, and if she didn't stream it she'd end up going multiple days without streaming because she got sucked into factorio marathons. Either way we lose. Better than she never gets a taste for Cracktorio.
>>31229848Anon your reps
>HI KIARA I PUSHED MY GRANDMA DOWN THE STAIRS YESTERDAY AND SHE FUCKING DIED>kikerikki, thanks for the akasupa!
>>31229848how new
Kiara playing papers please when?
What the fuck? Why is Chicken too powerful now? Looks like not giving a fuck is the only thing she needed to to do release her limiters.
>>31229796>>31229797>>31229829SHUBA!
Moririn
>>31229598Tekashi is literally rich he’ll spend on whoever
>>31229882soon actually,she confirmed it earlier.
>>31229814>MORI AND KIARA ARE TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM HOLOLIVE LIKE THELMA AND LOUISEam I an rrat now?
>>31229866Yeah
>3 days of no streaming at the start of January so she can hand with a past life friend
>>31229203Would Polka consider something like this?
Shuba's beautiful voiceAnd her beautiful singing voice
>>31229657Buy it now because sale, but don't play it until after she's played it, otherwise you'll be frustrated by her playthrough
>>31229631I kind of doubt they would bother shipping your letter all the way back to NA though
>>31229864(Female)
>>31229872Fair, it's, definitely one of those games.
>>31229814A lot of holos do this. It's not a big deal and all of them are aware that their roommate audience overlaps with their holo audience. Stop being a faggot
>>31229876KEK
>>31229872Botan mentioned it, so maybe we'll still get a kino stream someday. Ame playing Satisfactory (maybe with a guest appearance from Ina since the co-op is drop-in and pretty comfy) would still be fun and if she gets into it then Factorio is a logical next step
>>31229721It's not possible for you to do this to every sub species of shark
This duck is fucking cute
I want to sexually fuck Kiara!
>>31229885she stopped worrying so much about shit.i mean, she still does worry a lot, but not nearly as much as before.remember the first time someone sent her a IM DYING superchat? she nearly broke into tears.
>>31229902Based
Kiara should learn from duck and turn down her limiters when singing.
>>31229880>>31229874>>31229867Is she going back to Deutschland or what?
>>31229930How about manta rays?
>Okinawa No Kiara the faceless brown beach ikemen will hit on you!
>>31229856There is no worse blind man than the one who doesn't want to see. There is no worse deaf man than the one who doesn't want to hear. And there is no worse madman than the one who doesn't want to understand.
>>31229831Based vietnamese youtube...Bạn là người việt hả?
I fucking love this duck
>>31229892Pretty based.Although the newer ones are more fun.
>>31229930
How can this duck sing so well? What the fuck? I kneel...When will Subaru teach Kiara the forbidden swan technique?
>>31229945How long did it take for Subaru to do that?
Well shit, Subaru can kind of sing.
>>31229864probably her former idol teammate she's still friends with her and she got her the rrat apartment
>>31229928After seeing Botan play Frostpunk and knowing her shit pretty well, I am so fucking down for her to play Factorio, holy fuck
>>31229908I always thought they just scan it and sent them the pdf.
>>31229954how new?yes, back home to her loving family. she should be a lot happier and mentally stable back with her family.
Pre-rate the collab so I can decide if I'll watch it or not
I just realized all the Holos are singing in batches all day.
>>31229888I fucking love my Mori
Fanbases, ranked most delusional to leastTeamates>Deadbeats>Tentacultists>KFP>Chumbuds
>>31229970
>>31229721This is your shark on /hlg/
>>31229954Being shot into the sun where she belongs
>>31229814Let me tell you about the Hololive 3rd generation member, Shirogane Noel.
>kiara wants an orgy with all her fanswhat a SLUT
>>31229991technical issues, 9/10 kino in the middle, ruined by mori at the end
>>31230002How are teammates delusional?
>>31229954>Deutschlandno, the other one, the one that was ruled by inbreds for a long time
>>31229974Just listen to her daddy daddy do
>>312299918/10,ina laughing at kiara's joke was adorable.fuck mori for ending it early.
>>31229790No but I will when I get home.
>>31229503>enforce slow mode cooldowns against membersFuck no.Automatic grouping of emoji-spam would be nice.
>>31230004
>>31230012Does she show her face too? What I've been able to pick up is she shows her body.
Why are deadbeats and KFPs at odds with each other?
>>312299918/10, It was pretty good but it's obvious that Gura had too much egg nog.
>>31229991mori ruins yet another collab/10
>>31229974Shuba has an amazing voice and great range!
>>31229941She still numberfags but she doesnt get as emotionally affected by it.
>>31229960Hololive does open auditions anonchama, there is no way Gen2 will come, before auditions are announced.
>>31230018
>>31230012Or Coco.
>>31229991BIG UPS FOR THE AKA/10
>>31229835You have seen Mori's roomate no?
>>312299916/10 Chemistry was good, pretty boring, AU9 was better. There'll be some good clips, though.
don't cry kiara...
>>31229602Ina image
>>31230023How new?
Are Kiara and Mori aware that we just want to see some cute girl having fun?
>>31230048Thank you, anon of positive reinforcement
>>31230040
>>31229831based
>>31230002
>>31229945Her singing skills would still be shit even if she used her non chicken voice
>>31230035alright i'm putting together a team and i want you on it. we need to find some javascript programmers. and they gotta be the kind that speak english and know how to tie their shoes, none of these ones they got now.
>>31229935I WANT TO MATING PRESS HER AND MAKE MENHERA CHILDREN
>>31230023t. delusional teamate
>>31230002*Fanbases, ranked from who I like least to most
>>31230072No faggot. I need you to spell it out. I am pretty sure I am not delusional in any way.
>>31230014Newfagchaama...
>3 days without Kiaraso KFP how the fuck do we survive, and unlike the Takamori collab she won't be able to stream during the trip
>>31230059When was the last time this happened, shitposter-kun?.
>>31229602I CAN'T WAIT FOR FLARE'S TURNI'M NOT JEALOUS OF HER WIFE AND HUGE BOSOM, NO SIR.
>Roki solo..Goose, one job.....
>>31230054hololive works through nepotism, ai-fag. if you were on /vy/ 2 years ago you would know.watch duck, its goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcLFXRskso
>>31230010Made me laugh, anon.
>>31230082
>trying to seed the unarchived karaokes>most of my upload bandwidth is being sucked dry by JAVs
>>31230096im not gonna make it...
>>31229814>Never visited her roommates channel>Just watch hololive>YouTube still recommends me her cosplay music videoSasuga YouTube
You know, these relays are pretty good.
Live2D artists and riggers really need to study sadness so they can get more human sadness. Imagine if Kiara or Gura could hit a switch to make their eyes glisten with tears, that would slay hundreds of viewers
>>31230096KFP usually does well with Kiara droughts, a lot of us watch JPs
>>31230083Anon, your archive reps...
>>31230044I don't like KFP invading my oshi's chat and talking about their oshi when nobody asked. I think that's a fairly valid reason to dislike a group of people.
Kiara do you think i speak fucking chinese
>>31229991mori ruined an otherwise 10/10 collab she should graduate already
>>31230096I am building a backlog anon, i alredy have the two watchalongs. Due to work i am losing some streams, so ill skip the vods
>>31229991Mori once again ruined the collab/10.
>>31230096I just carry on as usual.
>>31230123Brian Wu is really good at this too bad he's Chinese so there's no chance in hell Hololive would be able to get him as a rigger.
>>31230012Didn't she use images of Noel on her birthday/anniversary stream?
>>31230084anon i've built entire websites for top 500 companies entirely by myself, you don't need a team
>"When I move back, my streams will be a lot easier to watch for you Europeans"We won eurobros.>>31230096We can hang out with the takodachis. They are cool with us.
>>31229814What's happen if Gura do it?
>>31230123i already cry often enough during gura's streams, thanks
>>31230145GTFO idolfag
>>31229872multiplayer exists, have gura or kiara run around with a gun and die or help collect stuff at the startone base builder and any number of red shirts
>>31230075What are you going on about now?
that little giggle kiara destroyed my heart, what was that.
>>31229926AKzi's broad and strong shoulders...
>>31230096This >>31230129, Gen 5 and a lot of Kiara's other favorites will be streaming during that time too.
>>31230135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJz2LUXejE8
>>31230096I'll be fine. Dagger, stream... onegai.
>>31230002I think us kfp should be at least tied with the takos because both sides fall for the falseflagging tribalism bait.
>>31230002Go back, you are obviously a tourist or a schizo
>>31230084Best I can do is the 40 Pajeets I picked up from the designated shitting street, you think they'll do?
I would be able to understand a little bit of Kiara's German sentences if she didn't speak them in her unintelligible chicken voice
>>31230083She was literally an idol. You can still listen to how she actually sounds when she sings with her real voice. How new are you?
>>31230096I've started playing Touhou, it takes time to master so I'm fine with the timesink.I don't have Touhou images, so I took the first thing from Google.
>>31230135It's okay when deadbeats do it.
>>31229481Ina is just butthurt because EN won't ERP with her.
>>31230100>Noel profileYou know when you're sitting around, completely flaccid, but then blood rushes to your dick so fast it spooks you?
From Russia with Love
>>31230111Delete anything not Anri Okita, Pekora or Rushia
>>31230188*failed idol
>>31230167They think too much about "making something fun for the stream", while the audience doesn't care as long its just a cute girl talking or playing whatever.
which one of the EN will live the longest
>>31230159>>"When I move back, my streams will be a lot easier to watch for you Europeans"son of a bitch Kiara don't ditch NA please at least ditch JPs there aren't as many of them as us
>>31230023they are basing the entire Ame fanbase on the vocal shit posters while ignoring all the unityposting from teamates for convenience
>>31230083She sounds significantly better with less KIKIRIKIII
>>31229732>Wrestlers follow a scriptIt's more of a list of bullet points, IIRCsource: Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows, Beyond The Mat, etc
>>31230159I'm kneeling! Thank fuck, waking up at 4am and staying up to 3am days are finally over!
>>31230214Me
>>31230135Yeah I feel for you Deadbeats but know at least the kfp on here aren't the ones doing that shit. You faggots need to tell Mori to lay the law down.
>>31230203Based.Do you guys like Gura?
>>31230197This is the rrat I'm going with until proven otherwise. It got a chuckle out of me.
Forgot this one
When did Kiara get these Denied/Approved buttons from? They're hilarious.
>>31230190Here have a game appropriate image
>>31230212So your complaint is that they're thinking too hard about how to make enjoyable content?
>>31230180Yes 2021 will be the year of the dagger!
Kiara sure has a small dedicated rich base.
>>31230207*sabotaged idolNever let your rrats fester
yabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PDvOh5hj7g
>>31230221>they are basing the entire Ame fanbase on the vocal shit postersWho make up the majority of the fanbase.
I want to make sure Kiara never feels lonely on Christmas again
>>31230228Bret hasn't wrestled a real match since Goldberg kicked him in the head 20 something years ago. The business changed.
>>31230243A clipper used them for a video and she asked if she could use them
>>31230166Sounds fun. I wanted to suggest Helldivers for topdown shooting action but thats published by Sony.
>>31230164What is your disorder?
Good night and Merry Christmas /hlgg/! But before I go, I've made my list and checked it twice. Here's your Christmas present!https://streamable.com/wyrmvx
>>31230237I am not Rusian kek, there was a Rusbro who posted that image yesterday. He was a gosling i think
>>31230187I'm pretty sure Chicken's German voice is extremely close to her roommate's. It sounds like any random girly voice you could hear on the street with no really distinctive features.
Is towapi singing in this?
>>31230214This chuuba >>31230232
>>31230253They aren't rich, they are just suicidal cultists donating their pennies before they kill themselves
>>31230251Yes.
>>31230199I feel you.
>>31230268Pay for her Netflix subscription
This past week on Hololive>all ENs are on this list
>>31230096I’ll be catching up on a bunch of her streams that I’ve missed, a couple from before her current audio set up
>>31230300You're weird.
>>31230285https://schedule.hololive.tv/
>>31230262based Mori
>>31229991Amelia sang her meme song to her friends, got emotional, everyone else followed suit.. Very heartwarming stream
>>31230279What the fuck is she reading?
>>31229991>Mori ruins the collabFunnily enough the upcoming collab idea was proposed by Mori herself kek. She mentioned that in her last stream.
>>31230243She got it from this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTv46AnALXM
>>31229961Not him but didn't expect any Viet here Xin chào anh em ngươi Việt
>>31230194No it’s not. Kiara just actually shuts it down, and moris retarded
KFC sponsorship inbound.
>>31230311is that a lot?
>>31229814Matsuri, Choco, Mel, Noel, Ina...
>>31230263Lots of guys have seen more than just her hand already.
>>31230313It ends up with burnout and shit content, every time.
>>31230299Nah, I just have a lot of money to throw around.
>>31230304BOOBA
>>31230228WWE is the only brand that follows scripts strictly. AEW, Impact et al, only rely on bullet points.
>>31230300I understand that just doing whatever gets a passing grade has led you to this dead end point in your cretin life but some people want to excel past that.
>>31230199>>31230304COMON guys... I just got done...
>>31230262Mori loves her friends.
>>31230299There is a deadbeat who was crying on pre chat because he didnt pay rent for three months and dropped it all on akas
>>31230262
>>31230315Why is Rushia singing at the same time as RBC?
>>31230096It's gonna be rough but we still have the trinity to rely on so it won't be so bad.
>>31230282The idea of either of these guys becoming vtubers has put me into a laughing fit
>>31230311Go Ame go!
>Kiara begging KFC to give her one of that meme chicken frier
>>31230321some superchat saying their father passed away
>>31229782Memri TV is a meme gold mine.
>>31230321
>>31230285At like 5:00 am PST
>>31230311>Kiara 130,000>Ina 102,000t-tick tock
>>31230242Gura in default is a blue shark, right... What about a great white or Zambezi Shark?
>>31230340
>>31230311Comet?
>>31230281Wait a second..
>>31230311So are Ame and Mori just gonna get 3k everyday even without streams?
>>31230324>Mori proposed the idea>Kiara said it's about giving each other presents but not physical onesIt's going to be something extremely cringy like they wrote each other poems for christmas, isn't it?
>>31230340Okay. I'm sorry they don't want to coast and actually put thought into the type of content they want to create, I'll let them know to stop that. Then you'll have the opportunity to complain that they don't care enough about Hololive. Everybody wins.
>>31230348Practice some self control anon. It's Jesus's BIrthday
>>31230262Fucker literally pretended to be an event organizer to bullshit her company into dropping herGood thing he's in jail now
Maybe its just me, but the duck's voice makes me pure diamonds.
>>31230355Rushia is doing an 800k endurance/celebration stream
Gentlemen, the robot will be singing in a few minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADLD2V3p978
>>31230317Oh god if that happens my heart is gonna explode
>>31229475Wish she'd release an artbook of any kind, really. Maybe someday.
>>31230355Rushia, please... just let Roboco and Mel have their hour...
>>31230371>>31230315>>31230285>5:30 AM PSTTower...
>>31230262Based fembro.
>>31230329Xin chào :)) hiếm khi thấy người việt ở đây, oshi của bạn là gì? mình thì Gura.
>>31230361Holostar Gen 1 with Steve
God, Subaru's singing voice is so perfect. I'm falling in love...
>>31230274>The person not wishing for Mori's failure is the one that has a disorder.Fuck off.
>>31230267Yeah man, and those shitposters are actually unityposters as well most of the time Personally as a teamate I wish goslingposting dies out after the BR watchalong because its fairly obvious some other people from other fanbases find it really annoying and I personally prefer posting cute drawings of Ame rather than the same reactions and text every time
>>31229681This. Get Factorio
Mogu Moguuuu
>>31230311Indogs....>>31230344Sure they do anon, sure they do and you aren't also a part of the family propaganda team either.>>31230351What a fucking retard.
>All I want for Christmas is for you to say my name>nope get fucked, kikerikki!
FUCK, DUCK IS GOOD
Thank you duck for singing this song
>>31230381You missed her 4 hour, 45 songs karaoke for 650k subs.Still nuked by youtube apparently.
>>31230414>>31230329Zhangs...
Wait, what the fuck? I heard Subaru was an okay singer, but this is crazy good. It doesn't even sound like her at all.
>>31230417>Colab where he eats an MRE made by haachama
>>31230427Stop calling everyone idolfags, you absolute redditor.
>>31230311I really don't understand why Mori is growing so much faster, even moreso than Ame. What gives?
>>31230395Yeah but it's fine, he forgave all my sins already.
>>31230456She dropped the limiters
i like how gura said she was just laying in bed watching documentaries all day. i'm glad she can take it easy and relax. it was really nice of her to take some time out of her day for us.
THIS IS WHAT SUBARU SOUNDS LIKE WHEN HER LIMITERS ARE RELEASED?!
>>31230456She takes off her quack quack voice when she sings. It's jarring as fuck.
need some sleep now. cya guys for the collab.
>>31230381
Will Haachama cook crocodile next!?
>>31230427Kill yourself faggot
>>31230460Nice hiss.
>>31230456She hides her power level with the duck voice but she's been taking singing lessons for over a year now.
>>31230476Bedtime story with Gura when??
>>31230481Why are nousagis so inexperienced in Hololive?
>>31230345Even if its fake as fuck ive come to respect it after realizing how fragile your body gets as you age. Even with all the rehearsal and planning of the world some of the drops they do live in front hundreds are some risky business.
>Shuba not ShubaingThis is what we need the most of. Kiara, are you paying attention?
woah Duck can sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrB7Vd6ji0IRushia is about to sing.
>>31230474Chimkin.... Onegai... Your potential ...
>>31230346>>31230390Overthinking and working hard will only brings suffering and frustration to your oshi in this fad.
>>31230500You first.
>>31230399No it's definitely not just you.
>>31230448I didn't, I'm just amazed she managed to hit 10k growth.
>>31230460>disappears for weeks>he says nothing in the follow-up video>video description makes a half-hearted note that he had to visit the ER after eating a spider
>>31230482Isn't her character voice pretty much just her actual voice but slightly higher pitched? From what I've heard its almost identical.
>>31230505god, that would be amazing
>>31230460>>>31230417>>Colab where he eats an MRE made by haachamaDesigning an improvised MRE isn't hard, is it?
>>31230517remember that ugly duckling thing... yeah
>>31230505>Bedtime with Jay
>>31230474>All the birds in Hololive use limiters on their voice>Duck removes it when she singsKiara...onegai...
>>31230518Wait wasn't she singing earlier?
>>31230381>>31230448>Nuked by youtubehttps://mega.nz/file/IQRGARaK#EjZvjWIw1l1xUzT9vJ8YaZbggVYIPaJn4gKJKGzxAZs
>>31230434You have a lot of faith in people to think the months of teamate schizoposting is just most of them just pretending to be schizos. I think you're going to be very disappointed and regret participating when those posters only continue to become more and more weird, delusional and prevalent as time goes on.
>>31230471Because she rides that success wave for her song as a source for growth. I can assure you, that her regular streams do not warrant that sub gain.
>>31230460>>31230538Didnt he get food poising last year due to an expired MRE?
>>31230471It's not "so much faster" since their growth is neck and neck. People just really like her personality despite all of her debuffs (JOP times, short streams, breaks, etc). She hasn't even released a song in 2 months yet her growth is still steady.
>>31230528I dunno, he ate some fucked up beef from 200 years ago and was fine. We may be looking at an unstoppable force vs immovable object scenario.
>>31230518>utawaku during utawaku relayOf course. Now we just need Ayame to do a guerilla.
Thank God for the taiwanese https://twitter.com/noedelsgeest/status/1342392772918054915/photo/1
>>31230552What limiter does turkey have?
>>31230518Why is she interrupting the relay, she already sang today
>hi Kiara I work in a hospital and I personally euthanized over 100 covid patients please congratulate me
>your oshi>your favorite music artist
>>31230586The indog limiter.
How do I stop being a bitter faggot? I don't think I've ever been this affected by shitposters and bait in any other threads or boards over the decade that i've been on this shithole of an imageboard. But spending a year following holos and being on these threads are really doing work on me.I'm too addicted to this place to quit and too invested into holos.
>>31230518Again!???>>31230548I am filtered by her voice so I don't usually watch her streamAlso are ID2 having trouble getting games, there's a sale right now why not take advantage
>>31230557Bless you.
JWUenjoying Aki currently, what did Kairacchi sing and how did she do, anons? archive lurking lead me to see mixed opinions but it seems to have been a financial hit
>>31230471She isn't, Mori and Ame have consistently been one week apart since their debuts
>>31230598take your meds
>your dad>do you love him
>>31230588Bleeding the paypigs dry
>>31230570He got really fucked up from a Chinese MRE and I think got E.coli from a Russian one if I recall.
>>31230538Dude turned an entire thanksgiving feast into a fucking MRE. All it takes is a freeze dryer and packaging machine apparently.>>31230570A Chinese one with green chicken if I remember correctly.
>>31230568So it's literally just the rap? really?
>>31230533Her character voice is slightly higher pitched and she clearly does something Donald ducky sounding throat stutters
>>31230104Is there anyone got into hololive without nepotism besides Nene and Suisei?
>>31230595AmeDeath grips
https://youtu.be/E1-xc61jZ9I
>>31230594kek
>>31230456Ame and Gura could bet the next Subaru, from >"sure whatever ill do the virtual idol thing" to >"ill try my best! ill hon my dancing and signing and make you all proud!"
>>31230595MoriRoki Vulovic
I LOVE SUBARU
>>31230570You could just select premade food packets with a select MHD and add a cooking option.Some MRE's include regular consumer goods anyway.
Can they play something like monopoly?
>>31230595>Mori>Satan³
>>31230595>Suisei>Suisei
>>31230570He's straight up gotten e.coli before.From something that was well within date.
>>31230613Moriyeah
>>31230595GuraAphex Twin
>>31230613he is aroundyes I have a good relationship with my family
>>31230518My wallet suddenly ran away. I wonder why.
Sorry semen demon necromancer, I'm going for the robopussy next
>>31230616>>31230617Oh yeah, it was the chinese one. Funny how that works, it wasnt that old even
>>31230595MoriMy chemical romance
>>31230623>Nene>ex idol>Suisei>knows kanata that knows everybody elseno
>>31230561Man you're the delusional one..
RBChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADLD2V3p978RBChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADLD2V3p978
>>31230538MREs actually take a lot of chemistry into account due to needing to be prepared basically anywhere anytime while also still having some nutritional value.
>>31230595RisuGaroad
>>31230568lmao at this bitter teamate
Already a yab
>>31230586>Indog>Said she will do indog in debut>Constantly extremely nervous>Sheltered to all hell
>>31230595>Mori>Nightwish(Tarja turunen)
>>31230595KiaraQueen
>>31230619Well the song is still in charts no? That is a lot of exposure, for not doing anything beyond releasing the song.
>that QR code jabHOLY FUCK ZOMBIE
RBC MY PEE PEE
ROBOCO?!
Did Ina intentionally use two exclamation points to make it look like she was making macaroni?
A-Are you okay Roboco?
>>31230595>Kiara>You've probably never heard of them
>>31230471The current cope is that it's the musician buff, despite the fact that she hasn't released a song in two months.
>>31230665>Starts off right with singing>Moaning half the lyricsYeah this is nice.
>>31230595GuraLikin Park.
>>31230595InaHaruna Yokota
>>31230623All the EN girls but ENgen 2 will be pure nepotism
>>31230311TICK TOCK HOLOLIVE OFFISHART!what the fuck Kiara, the gap widened again
>>31230683Sorry, what do you mean by 'in charts'?
>>31230595KiaraEarth Wind & Fire
>>31230520I love this pregnant dog
RBC's voice. Man...
>>31230595InaKero Kero Bonito
>>31230665Why is she moaning? I'm not complaining though.
>>31230613He's aliveI don't talk to him ever since I moved out.
>>31230557Thats not the one though.Check the file name.
Need to fix RBCs model
Is Roboco ok?
>>31230660>THAT MREOh god, I still have nightmares. What could have possibly been done to that food to make is so foul? The fucking noodles were green.
is roboco dying lmao
>>31230586Not being jaded.
>>31230595gurapink floyd
I don't know what kind of singing this is but I am getting horny
Is Roboco okay?
That subtle rasp in RBC's voice does something to me.
How do I get a job where I can get away with doing nothing?
tf? Zombie started streaming and ALREADY had a yab?Someone comfort S-chan, lmao.
>>31230596>>31230677so already no limiters so she dropped them
When did Chicken have this mythbusters gimmick? I like it, very cute.
>>31230568Yeah, if Mori wasn't really talented, cute, interesting, relatable, creative and fun, she'd be fucking nothing.
Did this roboNEET really just wake up at 6 PM on Christmas?
>>31230575She doesn't have timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmMRE4nx91c
>>31230595OllieDaft Punk
The mere mention of Mori makes me vomit blood
>>31230689>>31230675So who went and scan it
>>31230557I appreciate the link, however >>31230448 was referring to the karaoke Suise did yesterday,
>>31230595AmeGodspeed You! Black Emperor
>>31230774She just sings like that. All the time.
>>31230711Music charts in nip land. Wasnt it number 1 for a few weeks?
>>31230755Did you managed to capture the code?
>>31230787Mori Mori Mori Mori Mori Mori Mori Mori
>>31230663Suisei joined Hololive before Kanata.
>>31230735I am still in awe that he didnt throw the damn thing away immediately
>>31230769she got them this stream
>>31230660>>31230735Chinese MREs are notoriously awful to the point that soldiers in training will pack lunches from home instead. The Chinese military believes in cutting costs whenever possible, however possible. Until recently, they didn't even give their soldiers proper body armor because they didn't want them to become "spoiled" by such luxuries.
>>31230754Anything white collar basically.
>>31230518That's fucking rude...
>Turn on Roboco's stream>Moaning half the lyrics>keep stream and pants open
>>31230680Perkele
>>31230805Yes, and?
>>31230368>Political ScienceBest part is the guy is right
Jesus christ did someone punch the robot in the throat or something?
i love you, gura! merry christmas!
>>31230769Today
I love you Kiara!
>>31230801what did she do?
>>31230800>>Music charts in nip land. Wasnt it number 1 for a few weeks?Don't know, but I believe it. I can't believe it won out over suisei's next color planet.
>>31230626cant wait to see what tonights yab will be
>>31230813How are you supposed to develop your bullet tolerance without some exposure?
I love Ame!