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Watson Just Friends Watchalong https://youtu.be/5PUpgRGdpUwGura Cookie Baking https://youtu.be/xOGu6Jcl7vsKiara SIMS 4 https://youtu.be/KMX1U4iXfso>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
this one
I love Ina.
Holy shit she's ACTUALLY cuter than usual.
I think 4chan mods SUCK!
Ame's just woke up voice is so good
no this one
It's Ame time
Who /comfy/ here?
should we try the UNITY thing again
when will all of this stop?
Fuck public watchalongs>I didn't tweetNever mind this is fine
Enjoy the movie
>>31162949Two reasons:Because streaming sites are hot garbage obsessed with peddling their originals because they all want to compete with tv and theatres as a platform for new releases above all elseAnd because rights holders are autist miserly fuckwits and most of them ONLY sell streaming licenses with narrow timeframes (eg. 6 months, 2 years). And it just isn't worth renegotiating new contracts with every little irrelevant fuck every few months. Especially because streaming sites are now oversaturated, meaning IP holders overvalue their content to fuck and back under the assumption that if netflix won't play a premium for it, one of their competitors will.Netflix let most of its library expire and now it's fucking barren for old movies.
>>31163068Reminder this thing is what caused this https://files.catbox.moe/jgeljo.png
Its over for the 2hus...
I hope some schizo tracks down and murders a mod
>>31163084Ina is a BITCH
>>31163098REMEMBER, UNITYBROTHERSIN THIS DARKNESS, WE ARE A LIGHTWE WILL HOLD THE LINEhttps://vocaroo.com/13LcaxB2r2TPBETTER 1000 GOSLINGS, 1000 UOOOOHPOSTERS, 1000 KNEELBEATS, 1000 KULTISTS OR 1000 SUICIDAL TAKOS CHARGING THAN A SINGLE DOXXPOSTER, A SINGLE CHINK, A SINGLE ANTI, A SINGLE RAIDERTHOSE WHO WOULD PREFER THE HELL OF DEAD HOURS TO THE BLISS OF ENDLESS DEVOTION ARE TRULY LOST
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe!What the fuck happened
>>31163057>Doxxing is not illegal, at least not in america Anon, do your US law reps and don't post such retardation ever again.
THOSE WAKE UP VOICE OH GOD. I FUCKING LOVE AME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she's already cute enough
Im ready bros
I love Polka!
>spends more time talking about not tweeting that tweeting would take
>>31163057>Why? Doxxing is not illegal, at least not in america and this is an american website.Except it literally is you braindead mongoloid, youre not entitled to anyones identity unless they're a public figure(ie politicians and the like) or are under suspicion of something.
uwu HATE
WTF /qa/
Gura is about to actually livestream for the first time in her life, what are the chances of a yab happening? this is absolute breach of opsec afterall.
Ame really wants to make her chat smaller, huh? She should go back to making these watchalongs members.
Have fun with the stream Teamates
Everythings normal if we stay in here
So what the fuck happened some discord furry tranny got made a mod and decided to go turbo retard and have his buddies spam the boards?
I didn't... download the movie...
Goslings I believe in you to make sure to fill up the image slot before SEAniggers and Seagulls shit up Ame hours
>>31163109They're so fucking stupid
>the mod civil war rrat is actually realwill we survive?
Stick by the codes. We're all good citizens here.
i'd like to point out that not once has Ame made a joke about the movie being called Just Friends
>>31163068Why was that last thread so retarded?
>>>/qa/3730633
time for a smoke
>>31162809So you're saying a person gives up control on what guitar riff they write? Get the fuck out of here. You don't get money from corporations without them getting control of making sure they make their money back on you. It's up to you whether you want to give up what ever amount of control in order to get that, and just because you give up some control doesn't automatically make a product worse. You seen how shitty majority of indie games are compared to mid budget games. You want your rules you start your own company, but just because you did doesn't mean it isn't shit.
shit mine's shorter
Koopa love until sharkmedio wins this fight
>>31163068Look I hate roommate posting as much as youBut talking about report to Cover, "doxxing" and shit is beyond retardation and not understand the most basic thing. Most things you report as doxx and then cry about getting a warning, is indeed not doxx, hence why everyone with a brain report it as offtopic. If the dice post a picture on her twitter and someone post it here, it's not doxx, it's off topic.If someone stalk Gura and get her phone number and post it, it's doxx.You don't have to like it, and neither do I, but that's how it is. And no, this one story about an idol killed by as stalker doesn't matter. It's an anecdote.
Looking forward to watching this romcom with you, teamates. I hope we can have a nice thread in these trying times.
>>31162644>Every single narrative about sharkmeido that was posted yesterday is looking real nowBros did he really got fired by gigajannies?
>>31163109>tranny decides to abuse whatever little power they get, every single timeI hope cover destroys this place
>>31163133She really should. Watchalongs don't bring much people in the first place.
Can anyone explain what in the absolute FUCK is going on? I haven't been around since the first night of HoloFes, came back for tonight's watchalongs and it's like all of /jp/ is having a complete meltdown?
>Polka antis already showing up in her comments section
>>31163109>monmusu can go back to /a/ tooFUCK YOU
why contain it
>>31163147Way ahead of you
>>31163132What? She's not using a webcam.
DELTA LOVE!
>>31163149im gonna hide in calli's cave
Tokyo Godfathers is the weakest watchalong Gura had so far.Both from a quality of the movie point of view as well as Gura's commentary for it, mainly due to her being too confused by it to say much about it for the most part.Well, can't all be winners.
Inappropriate things with Ame!
Making out with Ame while watching a crappy romcom!
How is it even possible for Gura to cause this much asshurt in everyone?>>>/qa/3730633Even the moderation needs to take their meds
ames viewership has really fucking tanked lol.
>>31163154This one won't be any better, and the next one as well.
How was Gura's Tokyo Godfathers watchalong? I was out with my sister for her birthday and couldn't catch it live. I'd watch it now, but she's on again in 20
>>31163107>they'd rather erp than do their job
Hey, how was the InaNENEMAXPorukaOruka collab? I had to fix my life so I missed it
>>31163137Fuck off rrat this literally is the best day of your life.
>>31163179Mod drama. It'll pass eventually.
>>31163123Oh no no no Gosling bros we're getting cucked by the other Ryan....
>>31163154The thread quality reflects the moderation.
EVERYONE, PLEASE PUT AWAY YOUR RYAN GOSLING IMAGES AND GET OUR YOUR RYAN REYNALDS PICTURES.
Ame warning everyone that the movie is crappy and not to expect a work of art.
I love Ame!Do you love Ame?
It’s been 2 days since uwu had another tranny meltdownUWU HATE!
IT'S TIME GOSBROS
>>31163109>mods being absolute faggotswow who knew, he was right all along
>>31163109>discord raid on /jp/>"wow see how fucking annoying hololive fags are?!"Do they really expect anyone to fall for this shit?
>>31163109Giving this a (you) again because the mods are retarded. The tranny needs to 41% himself asap
>>31163146Go to HLGGs Cytube. Quickly before she starts.
>>31163132It was fine when Mori did it
>>31163012Alright. I'll send them over in both formats.
>>31163192Sharing a vape with Ame while watching!
>>31162839Jesus christ,
BABY SHARK DUDUDUDUDU
I don't understand, is there some sort of mod hierarchy on this site?
>>31163132It's a asmr stream isn't it? While she bakes cookies? Gura would never livestream her filthy fucking kitchen
Ame is self-conscious about her shit taste in movies, cute
>>31163192The hat stays on during sex.
>>31163133Every watchalong should be paywalled, I won't budge on this stance. Get poorfags the fuck out.
>>31163149
>>31163156kek
>>31163122I want more EN/Gen 5 collabs.
>>31163198>>>
>>31163143man, just the sound of her voice makes me feel like Im in heaven
>Ame is playing on JP server tomorrowWas it known already
>>31163132What are you talking about. So long as she avoids reflections when taking photos it'll be fine.Haachama is the master of it and does it all the time, even live footage, not just photos.
time for maximum COMFY
Did Ame delayed her movie watch along?
>>31162957Yep. Has nothing to do with GFE either. I just appreciate the effort they go to for creativity with their streams. Also they both seem like hard workers. Pretty gutted about no more Halo collabs...
>>31163149We're gonna make it together bro
In these dire times I want to elevate a prayer:To our dedicated meido, wherever he may be,To our brothers in the other thread, who are our own blood no matter what,To our cousins in the niji thread, who must suffer association with the worst,To our cousins in the indie thread, who love their oshis like no other,To our relatives on the other board, who know to stay there,To all the children lost across the site, who have not found the way yet,To the newfags that dare to stay, lurk and do reps,To the oldfags who know to educate us,To the OC creators, who find their reward in our smiles, though they deserve more,To the Anons on our side, who are our brothers, who share happiness and sorrow with us,To all the other generals on the board, rightful as can be,To all the 2hufags who now bear with us, as once they were not bore themselves,To those gone and those to come, who we may never know,To our original faggot, wherever he may be,And to (You):May better times come for all.<span class="sjis">Amen.[/spoiler]
>>31163200She thought it was shit and didn't understand it but didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings so she pretended she liked it. Then she started talking about meatballs.
>>31163180To be fair, they aren't really wrong.Nene and Polka, for a good chunk of the stream, were doing their high energy nenepolka shit that just doesn't work with someone as low energy as Ina. That said he's still a faggot because they all enjoyed themselves and that's what mattered most.
>>31163169This pic just sold Koopa on me.
>>31163109Fuck this faggot
TakaMori!
>>31163179mod civil war
>>31163189You're fucking wrong though. It was Kino movie. Like, actually great.
>>31163197My oshi makes people very angry
>>31163200did you frick her
>>31163204It was cute but Ina was very quiet, probably due to her low confidence in her Japanese
>>31163210I'm watching this for Ame.
>>31163200It was pretty good, some people got filtered but the movie is really fast paced and there was a lot of shit going on outside of the movie. I'd say give it a shot.
I wish just once they'd watch something on Netflix.>Ame on JP Server with HaachamaBASED
>>31163217He was always right and he was the last true hero on this god forsaken site
>>31163211Always.
>>31163173Don't think he was fired, we saw a post that was very likely him just yesterday.
>>31163109What the fuck is happening on this website?>>>/qa/3730684
>>31163257wtf mori cantaloupe based
>>31163100When you quit talking about it.
>>31163164contracts can contain all kinds of wild things. you might want to read some basic info about contract law.
>>31163171The movie will suck but hey, maybe it will be fun
>>31163170Yeah, people missusing the word "doxx" just make this shit even worse
Flare's new cover is really good, please give it a listen!
>>31163132EnMa triple checked everything I'm sure, and she has a wealth of previous streams to draw upon.
Move over goslings time for the real Ryan to shine
You're gonna watch a shitty christmas movie with ame right?
>>31163149Just keep you're head down. No funny business.
>>31163154welcome to hell, thats just how the threads are now
i went to get some snacks has she said where we are starting?
i fucking hate haachama.fuck you bitch. stop trying to hog ames attention. she only has eyes for gura. FUCK YOU!
What if this is an inside joke with the mods with the curse of the 25th and everything goes back to normal the day after christmas?
>>31163114I wanna go back to those relative comfy times...
>>31163265It's okay to be wrong. The Thing was kino. This was not.
>>31160257Fuck this is triggering me already
>>31163068Just want to say I miss you sharkmeido. I fucking hate what this website has become
>>31163217Accel spam was something else.
>>31163207kek
Wasn't this supposed to be a blue board?
Which shit is gonna hit the fan first:>/jp/ gets Hololive kicked off>/vt/ - Virtual YouTubers board gets made>all vTuber trash gets quarantine and gassed like furries and bronies from ages long ago
Having a comfy watch along with Amelia WATson friends, where we at?
>Shark literally rent free in this tranny mods headlol I wonder how big his wojak folder is
>>31163274Ina was talking quiet a bit anon. She was just being respectiful to her senpais who were showing her around.
>>31163173>did he really got fired by gigajannies?God I hope so. That'd be a great Christmas present.
>>31163257Sharkmeido has been working hard, the comfy times will return anon
Is life really worth living?
>>31163132I think it's just audio.
>Ame already telling us to not have high expectations for this filmSHE'S HERE- probably not anymore given how these threads are now hell
>>31163311pff
>>31163200Really comfy. Gura enjoyed the hell out of it once she got immersed
>>31163299look at those hunter eyeshow could gosling ever compete?
>>31163232ty ty :3
>watched the Coco x Kanata x Haachama stream>Coco said Haachama was her gateway drug to Hololive>both of whom played a big part in the creation of HoloENNow this is some legit lore.We owe so much to Haachama it's not even funny.
>>31163261/k/oopa love
>>31163241Yes. Haachama invited her for JP MC.
>>31163098
>>31163179Mod from /qa/ that hates vtubers is encouraging raiding with dox/roomate posting to destroy the fanbase here
Nobody here actually liked that faggot shark mod did they? Now we can actually have proper threads
>>31163342No
WTF, Huke posting a Kiara onahole.https://twitter.com/hukeweb/status/1341939060663697409
>>31163257It will pass eventually, lets hope its soon
>>31163321It was for the greater good
How does public image even work in America? Were i live you need explicit permission to show a persons image even if you are a professional. The place I worke has an internal journal and i had to give permission for them to post photos of me and my team there. Even images captured on the streets can be taken down if someone goes to court let alone sharing private pics
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS! LOOK AT /QA/. LOOK AT IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>31163217I’m a newfag spoonfeed onegai
>>31163207We have moderation?
>>31163109What a colossal faggot
>>31163333Right here Friend!
I can't believe this board was literally an escape from typical modern faggotry until a couple of days ago
>/qa/ mods actively shitting on /jp/this reminds me when moot took a giant shit on /pol/fun!
>>31163173>Every single narrative about sharkmeido that was posted yesterdayThat's because it was probable posted by some insider fag who knew what was going on with the moderation team.
>>31163197some people are very, very jealous of her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality, and her youtube savviness.
>>31163109Good
>>31163224That’s pretty crinch
>>31163383kek
>>31163314I beleibed it would last forever
Tokyo godfathers was great!Don't know if I'll be saying the same about Just Friends... But, I know it will be fun because it will be with Ame!
>>31163252>Pretty gutted about no more Halo collabs...Yell at Microsoft to get their shit together.
>>31163211Yes
>>31163224eww
>>31163098PEOPLE OF /hlgg/ ONLY THE WAY OF THE UNITY CAN SAVE YOU NOW! UNITED WE STAND! DIVIDED WE FALL!
>>31163413Eternity is a lonely word after all...
mods are autistic more news at 11, in the meantime UOOOOHHHHHHH
>>3116317018 U.S. Code § 2261A>“Whoever—>(2) with the intent to kill, injure, HARASS, intimidate, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, HARASS, or intimidate another person, uses the mail, any interactive computer service or electronic communication service or electronic communication system of interstate commerce, or any other facility of interstate or foreign commerce to engage in a course of conduct that—>(B) causes, attempts to cause, or would be reasonably expected to cause substantial emotional distress to a person …>shall be punished as provided in section 2261(b) of this title.”
>>31163383JESAS
>>31163189k
>>31163271Nah. She's cute, but married to a guy that I actually like and respect. Wouldn't want to come between them.
>>31163393HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHITTHEY'RE SEETHING
You guys are fun being around
>>31163114In darkness takos shall shine for their ausence with the power of 10 suns
>>31163299Based Reynolds
The day has come, rise up my fellas!Tonight we dine in hell!
>>31163342nah, but the holos are cute
I've been spending too much time on these threads anyway, goodbye everyone
>>31163413Where is the Korone picture?
>>31163381Why does she look so horny
Dude fuck you. I hate it when they make things more difficult than it should be.
Ame making popcorn
>>31163342objectively no
Did ホロライブ just get deleted?
We're going to have to fight for our board. /jp/ has no mods right now. We gotta fucking raid their IRC, or Discord, or whatever.
>>31163333It's pronounced HWATSON.
I'm not going to lie, Japanese filters me hard.
Now this is GFE.
I have no idea what the fuck to believe at this point, I don´t want this to end so soon I will miss you faggots, I have a parasocial relationship not with my oshi, but with (you)
>>31163383OMG
>>31163433UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WTF I JUST STARTED EATING MY PEESA KITKAT AME
I was zoned out reading something, is ame starting from 1995 new jersey?
>>31163394A hero who stood against mod faggotry for months
I can't believe she just fucking died
Why can't Ame just do a 3, 2, 1 countdown?
t-tick tock...Can't we go back to when that was the most retarded thing we had to deal with?
Ame cute
>>31163197>Cute>Absurdly popular>Good voice, can sing well>Is an actual biological womanTake your pick.
>>31163454Ame shared her mod list
>>31163413I beeleved that too...>>31163426Korone pls
>he watches toxic raging gremlinExplain yourself
>>31163109Literally like a mod that fucking hates anime talking about moderating /a/>fuck the vtubers and fuck the 2hus, amirite?How about this guy kills himself. Are personal mod crusades allowed now?
>>31163466gay
>>31163460>>31163446
>>31163179/qa/ got spammed with Gura threads until it filled up most of the catalog. The mods who care about that shithole got mega butthurt and this is their "revenge" tour. Think of it like being a human in a godzilla monster movie. We're helpless to do anything.
>>31163473Yes
>>31163432i swear, some people are just too stupid to understand that laws against stalking were written specifically to address combinations of otherwise-legal actions. no, it's not "doxing" the way the site rules define. yes, it's stalking and harassment.
>>31163460I can still see it
>>31163356Ame said Haato was one of her gateway holos as well
so, the actual solution if mods do not stop being gigantic faggots is report the whole board to Cover? if they C&D do they really think they are gonna win a power struggle that could end with Hiromoot nuking them or the board itself?
>>31163179Mods are fags, same as always. Good thing they have high drop off rates. Double so for the tranny ones.
>>31163109Even with 50 vtuber threads, the 2hu still have 50 threads left to use.
>>31163170Maybe you should shut the fuck up about things you have no clue about, huh. >>31163432
>>31163460They had two threads up
>>31163068I missed those threads where Teamates turned gay for each other.
>>31163179>mod from /qa/ is a furry discord tranny>gets his buddies to spam /jp/ because cute 2d japanese girls make trannies lose their minds>tries to use that as a justification to end hololive shit>literally everyone sees this false flag from a mile away>he most likely got demoded by gigajannies so the shitposting and doxxing is hitting 11 as an outlet for his melt down
>>31163449Do another collab with her, Mori.
>>31163479We were happy and we didnt know
>>31163473Yes, text fully on the screen.
>>31163205>>31163263>>31163375Okay, thanks.I'm trying to cut back on these threads anyway, just wanna come here for the watchalongs and maybe bigger things from now on. I think I read every single thread since maybe Ameggedon, and damn it was destroying my work schedule.
I’m still bummed about Satoshi Kon’s death
>>31163460The mod civil war takes another casualty.As long as we stick to the main general, keep up UNITY, continue to fight schizos and rrats, and make OC, we should survive.
>>31163336To be honest, I would never expect Ina to keep up with Polka and Nene energy-wise, and that's fine
Ame... your 12 dollar microwave...
ame sounds worried about this film, is it bad?
>>31163109Ritualposting the link herehttps://cover-corp.com/report/
>>31163466Same. I feel more sane being able to talk with anons in these threads.
>>31163449She is die. Thank you forever.
>>31163484Clipniggers
I had no idea you could even get a microwave for 12 dollars. where does she shop, the thrift store?
I remember when I bought a cheap microwave thinking that it wouldn't matter but damn 700W is not enough. 1000W is the sweet spot imho
>>31163342not rearry
>>31163109>uwu Tranny faggot
I really thought that these comfy threads would last forever...
>>31163107>That gay erp at the bottomWhat the fuck? Is 4chan fucking dying?
>ame has a 12 dollar microwaveShe's had a hard life...
>>31163393it hacked me...
>>31163393
>>31163493And they think the spam was done by hololive posters? When all of those Gura images had transparent ponies hidden in them?
>>31163479>>311635072020 just keeps on giving...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1334017308809981953MORI YAB
>>31163114Back when the only bad thing was tribalism and doxxniggers when mods were asleep, I want to go back
stay strong
>12 dollar microwaveholy shit Hololive really fucking saved her
>makes someone pay $800 to shit talk her in a 4chan ad>lives rent free in a /qa/-wojack posting mod's mindhow does she do it?
>>31163330>Which shit is gonna hit the fan first: all vTubers threads get moved to trashthat one
>>31163433UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31163456yeah, i can tell when my business is unwelcome, and it is unwelcome. i saw there's a preorder listing on the US itunes store, at least, so i am optimistic that cover may soon become interested in my business.
I'm not even watching the movie, I'm just watching Ame
>$12 microwaveAme... your poorfag reps is showing
>>31163390Nah. US doesn't have that sort of hang up so technically speaking if you're out in public anyone can film you if they damn well please. Though some places may have laws on that in general you can film or take pictures of anyone without their consent.
>>31163528Probably a used microwave from a thrift store
>>31163423>>31163098Of course it's KFP. Every fucking time.
>you can hear her popcornso the rrat that she streams in her living room confirmed?
>>31163217I miss him.
Thrift shop microwave...
Ame..
>>31163432>US law>Japanese kompaniAnon...
>>31163501>>31163432Cool, and my post still stands, it's not harassment to post here a picture someone just shared in publicIf people call for some witch hunt over it however, sure
>>31163123>Literally calling out the goslings
>>31163478That's exactly what she does
How was the InaxNenexPolka collab? Can anyone who speaks it, give an idea of how good her Japanese is? Or how was the reception on 5ch?
>>31163449more DeathDOOG collabs pls thanks
>>31163519It's obviously a guilty pleasure of hers from the sound of things, just expect something goofy I guess.
>>31163330We even could get a fapping again if people keep posting Haachama' s info and her underaged sister.
>>31163109Post the IRC channel here, let's see these niggers put up with 300 people flooding their sekrit club.
>>31163109Trannies should be euthanized.
Ame is being dangerously cute today
>>31163393fucking kek
>>31163399had*
>>31163551Ame being a human test subject just to afford a microwave!
>Reddit immigrants slowly try to impost reddit posting culture on 4chan for the past few months>Beg fag mod to crack down to make the board a hugbox like they're used to>Real mods finally get wind of it and tell him to fuck off>Board returns to proper 4chan culture>Redditors seethingOH NO NO NO NO
>>31163503Wow, I remember when mods=fags was just a joke, this site really has been absolute fucking dogshit since Moot left.
>>31163149Lets behave and we will be spared.
https://youtu.be/fZf6UK_DU7M?t=752>"Wa-wa-wa-wa-Two days? Uh-hwuh-wa-uh-I had stuff to do! Like... t-t-two days... I only took-I only did one day of sleeping and resting the other day-I do stuff like-there's more to-I do more than when I stream there-there's more to it if that makes sense. Like I'm doing other stuff that takes time. Umm.. yeah."What did she mean by this?
>>31163570Unity is always a good thing anon.
>>31163570The antis and rrats fear the KFP.
>>31163217The hero we needed
>>31163539you're applying critical thinking skills to creatures that post on a monkey-brain board, stop that
>>31163581Anon.... your movie reps.... he gets the girl.
>>31163497It doesn't matter, the real problem isn't the holos being allowed in unique threads, it's doxposting being allowedSo whether dox gets banned again or the site gets nuked, either is fine
>>31163589Had the nerve to shit talk Elf
I just want Ame to tell us dumb stuff about her microwave for 2 hours, I don't care about the movie.
Sharkmeido pls save us
>>31163493I don't even think about /qa/, I assume the same is true for many of this thread's regulars. Why do they have to be so fucking stupid?
>>31163198y tho?
>>31163502It's crazy how fast shit move here at times
>>31163521I'm a retard. I never thought of reporting the Doxx thread to Cover. They may be able to do something about that.
>>31163572Well yes, she's said as much. She moved out into the living room.
>>31163541I miss the days when this was what people complained about.
>>31163169Nice, should of have an FAL though
>>31163406It's funny when you shit on the fastest board on the website for taking itself too seriously. It's kind of baffling when you shit on one of the slowest boards on the website for apparently keeping to themselves and being on topic. Even moreso when you lack the power to actually do real harm to them so you have to stir /qa/ into raiding them for you. Moot humiliated /pol/ with a wave of his hand. This loser had to beg, and so far all he's accomplished is hurting the 2hus and telling the half-dozen SEAnigs on a revolving ban door that they can now post the same 3DPD mugshots they've been posting every thread for the past 3 months.
>>31163528>where does she shop, the thrift storecorrect
just think Ame, if you let me buy your eggs you could afford like 700 microwaves
>>31163559Gura, stop posting here.
>>31163579Japanese law is stricter than US law on this matter
>>31163601go back
>>31163601(you)
>>31163406God, Imagine shitting all over your own lawn to piss off the neighbors.
>>31163132There's no chance she uses a webcam dumbass, if she did you'd be able to see her boyfriend.
>>31163301Of course I am.In a weird way this feels much more degenerate than watching porn.
I'm not a food personIs there a difference between popcorn and kettlecorn?
>>31163557I ended up buying it anyway because I've had to deal with this shit with other songs but it's just annoying. I don't even understand why they put shit on ototoy if they're gonna pull this. I expect this shit from Mora. Half a mind to fucking upload it out of sheer spite for people who are like me and don't like relying on spotify.
>>31163390the answer is "not very well or at all". street photographers have to self-police because the law is silent.
Shit movie with Ame or cookies with Shark?
>>31163563Thanks anon
>>31163601>proper 4chan culture
>>31163603/jp/ mods are based this is just typical tourist discord furry tranny shit
>>31163541>its no towa baby/hlgg/bros....
>>31163433UUUOOOOOOOOHHH T o T
>>31163393Kek what the fuck is going on
Chumbuds... /qa/ mods are making fun of us and our sharkmeido...Did we really... lost the war?
>>31163585It was good. Ina's Japanese is not crazy but it was enough to carry her comfortably. It's comparable to PekoKiara but not as kino. Definitely worth watching if you like any of them, Nene and Polka were great.
>>31163650Why not both?
>>31163606https://youtu.be/fZf6UK_DU7M?t=752>"Wa-wa-wa-wa-Two days? Uh-hwuh-wa-uh-I had stuff to do! Like... t-t-two days... I only took-I only did one day of sleeping and resting the other day-I do stuff like-there's more to-I do more than when I stream there-there's more to it if that makes sense. Like I'm doing other stuff that takes time. Umm.. yeah."What did she mean by this?
>Just starting>Already going goslingAme how
>>31163650Always Ame
>>31163580>publicoh, you don't know how ppl got those pics huh...
>>31163650sleep to wake up for christmas stuff tomorrow, skip romcom, cookie bakealong vodeurolife
>>31163149yes
>rmaoing @ fags who thought those seiyuu threads yesterday were "honeypots" for a banwave
Let's go bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcI2yEgzaosEAZY BREEZY
>>31163623I didn't know if she confirmed it I just remember the time an Uber Eat guy knocked on her door and schizos went retarded
>>31163519She's making her primarily male audience watch a chick flick.
>>31163342Try again later.
>>31163669that you need to take your meds like we told you last thread
>Ame watchalong wont have comfy thread>Gura will be the same>Kiara sims stream will have more schizos
>>31163601What is this bizzaro post?
>>31163109the 2hus...
GURAME HOURS HAVE BEEN SHIT FOR THE PAST MONTH AND I FUCKING HATE ITFUCK ALL OF YOU I'M OUT
>>31163580It is when you link it to their public persona with the intent to cause harm, and many of these posts have been made with the intent of financial harm against their career. It's an argument that can be made, and made well.
>>31163649Yeah, a reporter here (not Usa) got in trouble for filmig a guy and his mistress
>>31163663YOU ONLY LOSE WHEN YOU STOP POSTING AND STOP LOVING YOUR OSHI!ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE /hlgg/!!!
>>31163606maybe she's involved in one of the upcoming songs.
>>31163521>>31163626Don't forget to include the IRC screencap in the report, they need to know who's responsible after all.
>>31163644no
>>31163180but he's right in this one. i love Polka and would have kids with her but she can't read the mood sometimes.
>>31163375/qa/ was always tranny central lmao
Does Ame always talk this fucking much during watchalongs?
>>31163663I live rent free in their head so no
oh shit is that /hlgg/?
Do you want to help with this situation?Report the archived dox threads to the hololive reddit mod, just chat him. He's in contact with actual staff. Just tell him family member's photos got posted too.
>>31163533They never do.I've seen enough comfy fandoms at the start of their popularity fall apart with time that I knew it was inevitable. Normies ruin everything.
Oh God bros this is hitting too close to home...
>>31163677Pff
>>31163669She is recording something and she have a live outside of hololive
Ame genuinely enjoys this movie... it's so cute...
teammates...
>>31163648i think it's because they have existing relationships with those stores. mori did an extremely good job listing her stuff on US stores and made it extremely easy for me to buy, which i now realize i should have appreciated much more than i did at the time.
He's literally me...
fuck I love it when ame sings along, it makes so easy to sync up perfectly.
>>31163634Still->US law =/= Nip lawDifferent context, different interpretations, etc .etc.>Japanese law is stricter than US lawAloe......
>>31163342Ame loves (You), anon.
literally me
wtf Chris you post doxx all over your bedroom?
>When Amelia Watson auditioned for HololiveEN, she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the EN Crew got their checks, the first thing that Kiara bought was a crane game. Amelia bought a hot dinner.
>>31163497Yes.
>>31163712I'm concerned this would fuck the whole site though.
Kiara is right. Trannies and seagulls aren't people. She is our burning light in the darkness.
>>31163154see>>31163109Some retard decided to post doxx, either to protest, or simply plain retarded.
>>3116360141% now "uwu"
>>31163132If another yab happens... I don't know what I'll do
BROS ITS LITERALLY ME. GET OUT OF MY ROOM
>nyom nyom nyom
>>31163393Wtf
You are the homo
>>31163466Why is it that the good things never last..
>>31163687anon you for got about.....the ina stream....Ina Ina Inaaaaaa....
I got a post card from Ryan Reynolds for Christmas
Ame...your timer reps...
>>31163660SHARK BELLY EROTIC T u T
Have the mods officially declared war on vtubers?
>>31163601what dimension are you from?
>>31163669Who cares
>>31163180>blaming Polka and Nene for thisIna was just quiet like she always is
Stop shitposting, I'm watching a movie with Ame you fdumb fucks
>>31163149Stay strong guys
>>31163497Yeah, I don't understand what the mods are getting at allowing Doxxpost. How do they think this will play out?
>>31163682What is a "chick flick"? Just a movie for girls? What, do they talk about tampons and periods for half the runtime? I don't get the concept of a chick flick, I mean isn't it just a movie?
I feel insulted and attacked
>>3116374190 minutes and Kiara opens the gas chambers!
>>31163740it would fuck the mods responsible. Drop in a link to hiroyuki's twitter and tell them he's japanese.
>>31163650I'm watching both
>>31163706Yes, she'll also question everything that happens.
>>31163342
I wish I was a chad like that guy
>>31163644kettlecorn is seasoned with sugar and salt
Oh man this song is going to suck sorryI'm gonna watch it anyway
>>31163650Watching the movie while Gura bakes. Ame doesn't usually say much anyway.
Jamie is a whore!
>>31163712Thaks for the tip anon
>>31163132male on the background. pregnancy test.
>>31163740yes, anon, that's exactly the weapon we're moving into position.
>just treammates
>>31163740It’s about sending a message
Jesus christ Ame please make these members-only from now on so you don't have to see retards like that in your chat.
chris chan...
>>31163456If a business doesn't respect my time enough to make their products easily purchasable then I don't respect them enough to give them my money.
>>31163757What war?Is it between jannies, meidos, or both?
>>31163393chumbuds arent responsible for this
>>31163712I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a redditor.
Upskirt!
>>31163663we... must keep... fighting >>31163753sorry takobro i was referring to the incoming streams... at least you were having fun in the "Ina Ina Inaaa" thread
>>31163740This site has been dead for years. It's time to move on
>>31163098Unity posting is always welcome.
>>31163169Is she actually /k/? I haven't been paying attention to her but that might make me start.
not like this...
>>31163772Most romcoms target a female audience instead of a male one. The same way the main audience for brainless action gun stuff is male. It's not that hard.
I unironically have never heard of this movie. Is that Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit?
Don't look guys
>>31163132It's just audio, I would be more worried about boyfriend walking in.
>now you can see her- AHHH don't lookCute
>>31163197Something is creepy about this, it's kind of nice to be spooked by something so weird
>>31163769How about side by side with a friend.
Why the hell was chat telling her to restart???
because i did not exercise along with gura during ring fit adventure, i will atone for my laziness by also not baking along with gura during her cookie stream.
>>31163671especially that gura one.
>>31163606
>>31163618I always thought it was a retard chamber
>>31163757>>31163149It's just one mod going schizo.Just keep posting like ususal in /hlgg/, don't add to the spam, flaseflagging, or whatever.The sooner the rest of the mods realize it's just a handful of shitposters and not what the majority of us want, things will go back to normal.Or we'll all die, which in that case, I'll miss all of (You)
Am I the only one who doesn't care about the current mod thing?>use catalog>use filters to highlight this general>immediately hide the ones that slipped through the filter>only open this one and the JP neighbourWho cares about the wannabes?
Gentlemen!There is a plan, do not fear!Just have FAITH!
This movie is already extremely cringy
movie is too unrealistic, i cant watch
>>31163290Not saying you're wrong there. I'm more interested in why a music piece songs good rather than the amount of control whoever had in the project. I'm more into instrumentals anyway, not found of the lame ass poetry most music is anyway besides the melodic lines.
>>31163149>will we survive?Together.
>>31163601Sitting around in an IRC sucking each others dicks is not 4chan culture, it's just gay
>>31163740Yes, and?
>>31163535>gay erp at the bottomnot different from these threads lol
>>31163149I will pull off a chicken if sharkmeido loses and withdraw to plebbit.
Realistically, a guy like this one would never have a chance with her.
is Bloop her bf?
>>31163132>curse of the 25th>gura live stream>/jp/ nuclear bomb>/qa/ war>planned by ((( ))) so gura makes a real jab live in a couple of minutes>everything is going according to the keikaku
>>31163831retard who didn't get his shit sync
Is /hlg/'s haaton meido and sharkmeido the same? haaton one is active in /hlg/ and is moderating it
>>31163475how do you even fight mod faggotry? by my experience it either fixes itself or time just passes by that you forget the problem
>>31163712Whats the mod name there anon? Is this him https://www.reddit.com/user/hololive/
>was gonna ritualpost self-respectchan before I sleep because no rules>See actual dox>close thread and go to sleep
Mori for the love of god save these threads
>>31163815She is, watch her gun cleaning ASMR stream.
>>31163831it's always poorfags
>>31163656I'm a tourist from another boards and only heard stories about how ruthless /jp/ mods areI could use some of that right about now
>GOD DANG IT
Dusty is literally all schizoposters
Holy fuck this movie is so bad.Ame has absolutely shit taste.You guys better make it fun.
>>31163712Go back
>>31163815Gun cleaning ASMR sound /k/ enough for you?
>>31163845That's why it's great. Especially when watching with my oshi.
>>31163815Woman hate guns unless their significant other is a gun nut, in which case they are ok with them.
>>31163580It's harassment to post the pics, complete with names, btw, in case of Gura and Ame in some cases, with a complimentary derogatory post about them. In general, you can argue than any post with even the photos and handles in this shithole of a site is meant to instigate harassment elsewhere on other social platforms.
>>31163845It's a romcom, what did you expect?
>>31163815she showed over her Walter and 9mm AR pistol on sunday
>>31163660UOOHHHH
>>31163197success breeds jealousy
jesas what a sloot
I wish I had a female friend...
>>31163132What about a reverse yab, a reflection shows up and she's fucking stunnig IRL.?
>>31163842Its just a discord raid ignore them
>>31163857They have been together for thousands of years...
>>31163393>Chumcucks ruining 4chanI mean, what else is knew?
>>31163098Unity parade!
>>31163845Ame forcing you to watch this is the real GFE and it's great
>>31163842I feel kinda bad for the 2hufags and other random threads getting caught up in it and worry about how things might splash back in here..
>all these upskirtsNeat.
Am I watching this cuck shit or Gura baking cookies
>>31163842It wouldn't be a problem if faggot mods didn't leave up blatant dox threads
>>31163865watch Ame instead, Deadbeat. The threads have been shit all day
>>31163863Yes.
is there a good archive for /t/?
>>31163885>meatballBURNT AND MOLDY!
>>31163732There was some Japanese wrestler who committed suicide not too long ago due to a prolonged harassment campaign over some stupid reality TV show. Japanese lawmakers have been pushing to crack down hard on it and things of that nature as a result.
OH NONONONO
>Sora's miracle happened on Christmas>/hlg/ and /hlgg/ are going to die on ChristmasWhat did the mods mean why this?
You can't be fat and get girls. Trust me
>>31163913define good
>>31163868The /jp/ mods are currently bending /qa/ over a desk right now
I don't get it guys all he needs is a little confidence
>>31163771>they get the excuse to nuke us by gook moot after cover files complaints and in the process be the lazy useless faggots that they are
>make a post making fun of /jp/>incite another holo raid amazing room temperature IQ move there, faggot mods
Has Mori commented on the current state of /jp/ yet?
>>31163807What about side by side with a Hololive fan?
I'm going to shame the deadbeats who actually posted in the Mori thread. Fuck you niggers. Unity above all.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY SOCIAL ANXIETY IS FLARING
>>31163456Is it not available on Spotify?
>>31163669She meant that schizos like you need to take their meds.
Happy Holidays, we die on Christmas
I can't keep watching
Holy fuck this movie is so potently 2000s
>>31163907Hey, Ame isnt cuck shit. Rude
that's me when I read out teammates sc
>>31163911Thanks i will message him
>>31163844MANGO VTUBERS, IN TAHITI JOHN!JUST THINK!
!!!IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE HLSSS!!!We’re in DEFCON 0 until further notice. Literal fucking mod civil war (with a tranny at that). I couldn’t have even predicted something like this to add to the pic. We’re DEFCON 0 until further notice. Hopefully this ends soon. Until then, antis, /cgl/, SEAniggers, and apparently fucking /qa/ of all places run this board.
This movie is making we want to kill myself from secondhand cringe. Does this shit get any better?
THE CRINGE
>>31163601newhow?
This is every nightmare I've ever had.
>>31163098unityfagging isn't going to get us new mods.
>>31163393YOU CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER, NOW REAP THE WHIRLWIND
>>31163956
Why do the mods hate self-moderation so much?
>>31163892We already know that she is though
Chris...
>>31163886
This fucking movie is so cringekino
I don't feel so good friends...
I can't self-insert ni this because I was very popular in high school, sorry bros...
This movie is like a parody of a bad copy pasta.
CRY FATTIE, CRY
>>31163109Discord trannies have gotten far too comfortable
Merry Christmas!
Ame has seriously bad taste in general>apex, valorant, overwatch>movies like this>those atrocious omegaverse manga she reads>the food she eatsWhy do I love her so much... fuck
lmaooooooo
>>31163931one that lets me search
>>31163941theres a Mori thread?
This movie
Its better to be just friends anyways
>>31163952There's a reason the romcom genre has mostly died.There's also a reason people are getting nostalgic about it and flocked to the occasional new ones on Netflix.
how can you even recover from that
>>31163929Have you ever heard of Biggie Smalls?
FUCKING PREPS
Haha fatso
I'm gonna go to sleep and hope everything is fixed when I wake up. Oyasumi frens.
>>31163962I hope this isn't the end.
Do Americans really?
>>31163941Every respective EN girl had people post in their thread anonchama.
Is this movie just the "Be careful who you call ugly in high-school" joke?
fat fucks btfo
>>31163920I'm not familiar with the Japanese legal culture, but what little I get from documentaries from actual Nips, it's pretty fucked up.
>>31163992to be fair the cheesy Christmas movie is an absolute staple
>>31163779Hiro hates hololive. He would splatter those doxx images all over 4chan just to fuck with Cover.
>>31163817I guess I've never seen a chick flick to know the comparison. Anime is extremely male-dominated right? Isn't anime a bunch of romcoms too, yknow?So the concept sounds kinda nonsensical to me, I dunno is it mainly about muscular men or something?
>>31163962>hololive caused a mod civil warInteresting times
>>31163929You can, you just need to be well off, motivated and an alpha in your social circle, even if it's the nerd club.Self pity is not attractive.
Idk if it’s Ame, but I kinda find this funny so far.
>>31163941I never agreed with the purge schizo, but we should purge those faggots.
>>31163393Bizzare. Are their mods gone and being mocked? Are they trying to rile up their regulars to raid /jp/?
>>31163992girlfriendexperience
yea 2021 maybe a good year, i am looking forward Ame and Gura practice dancing together.
>>31163926A sacrifice must be offered!
Sons of /hlgg/!Of The Unity!My brothers.I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.A day may come when the courage of goslings fails, when we forsake our oshis and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.An hour of antis and schizo posts when the Age of HoloLive comes crashing down, but it is not this day!This day we fight!By all that you hold dear on this good board, I bid you stand, Anon of the Unity!
>>31163994archiveofsins
>>31163937shes watching it all bur down with some cheap red wine on the side
>>31164010Gura is literally streaming in seconds, anon.
So uh, Gura stream?
This movie is so unrealisticJust like one of my favorite anime!
>>31163393explain. why the fuck is there a wojack in my screen
>>31164010That's what I was hoping last night.It only got worse when I woke up today.Have a good sleep, tako friend. I hope for all our sakes you are right.
>>31163945See >>31163648I really don't like relying on spotify.
Woah he's a real bloomer
>>31163962WHAT DO WE DO BROS? I'M SCARED
>>31163179For some reason or another there's mod infighting going on and for now chuubas are being treated like any other /jp/ topic, so you can have multiple threads and roommate posting is allowed. It's shit and I hate it.
>>31163712Cover also has their own report page for harassment against the talents. The form is in Japanese, but Google translate can deal with that. Whenever a big yab happens and the Holo doesn't know about it I send something through there. (I translate it, don't know if you actually need to)https://cover-corp.com/report/
He even plays hockey he's literally me
Can you be this smooth anon?
AnonchamasI think I´m skipping this oneI was a fatty in highschool
>movie about fat neckbeard getting hot and getting the girlAme really does think about us, doesn't she.
>just cooked and ate 4 hotdogsGlad I made it for gura's stream
>>31164040For Sharkmeido...
>>31164042thanks
is mori threw op on stream...
I'm no match...
>guy needs to become fit and handsome before he stands a chanceBased, hate when movies give people false hopes.
>>31163992It's ok, she hates>Jojo>OPM>Rick and Morty>Steven UniverseAnd she likes a lot of other good games is weirdly versed in a ska for a girl her age, though I don't care for that genre whatsoever.I've learned to forgive her, her taste is more interesting than it is bad.
cookies time
>>31164057You're not allowed to go to sleep anymore Anon.I'm sorry, it's for the good of the thread.
>>31163929Having a 6.5+ penis helps.
>>31163992Because you have a chance if she has bad taste in men too
>>31163929I suppose you are a total chad now, like this movie
>>31163929Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac
>>31164040BASED General Pekorin
Cookie ASMR time
We're all gonna make it...
>>31164081>who got hot later in lifeyou missed the vital part
>>31163992Post your favorite>games>movies>manga>food so I can call your choices shit. She really does have shit taste though, still love her.
>>31164023>Isn't anime a bunch of romcoms too, yknow?Most anime romcoms are made to appeal to males. Only romcoms that are specifically shoujo are made to appeal to women.
>>31163941>look into the thread out of morbid curiosity now>one of the last posts in it is talking about Suisei mentoring Mori>Suisei, who barely streams, and has been stone-walled by Cover literally every step of the way, to the point that despite joining Hololive for music she's only released one fucking song, with two more in perpetual limbo
>>31164040count me in
>>31163962>fucking /qa/ of all places run this board.it's always the quiet ones
>>31163857Bloop is an emergency ration.
>>31164053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOGu6Jcl7vshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOGu6Jcl7vshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOGu6Jcl7vs
>>31163295I did, was pretty good
Remember when SEAniggers and trannys were our worst enemies? Good times...
>>31164091This is bait, right? It has to be.
>>31164084
>>31163393Cumchuds, why do you do this?
>>31164040Thrpugh unityPOWER
>>31164076I was a whale in High School and I'm now I'm underweight.Never forget your reps.
Chris is a whore
Shut the FUCK up niggers, my daughter is baking cookies.
>>31164079t. fatty who will never stand a chance with Ame
>>31164113kek
>>31164040IM IN!
don't burn the cookies goorah
>Friends dont kiss>Ame has given teamates kissesUMMM BROS? ARE WE IN?
>>31163929Yeah you can.
we're all chads now
>>31164020We should have watched Ghosts of Girlfriends past featuring handsome Hollywood actor Mathew McConnoheyhey.
>>31164115speak for yourself. I've seen the photos of teamates. I am confident that everyone in this thread is hot, including you and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
WTFFF
>>31164140It was just the hot dogs, no bun of condiments
GURA MY EARS!
>>31164127Trannies still are the worst enemy.Didn't expect them to be in charge, though, that's a surprise.
oh my god that mixerit's all ogre now
15k -> 8kOy vey...
>>31163941I did not! I swear! I was tempted, I was! But I rejected it! I was strong!
GURA JUST FARTED.
Cool im deaf now
MY EARS YOU FUCKING BRAT
ok ame
Ouch
>>31164124I'm deaf
>>31164119*talking about how Suisei should mentor MoriWhich is still stupid.
holy fuck
Goose bros, should I watch Lars and the Real Gir? Also man, Ryan Reynolds looked pretty good in 2006.
CLANG MONTHERFUCKER
>>31164119> to the point that despite joining Hololive for music she's only released one fucking songThat's not even remotely true
GURA STOP
fucking hell gura the fuck
I hope she is wearing a cute apron
this fucking mesugaki!
holy fuck gura
RUB IT
>>31163929Based.
Why did I have the volume up.
I want to spank this shitty brat
I can't self insert in this because I'm a failure in my workplace... sorry bros
>>31164139>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHAT DID YOU SAY??
This fucking BRAT.
Gura.......... my ears.....
>>31164181But, I didn't link an Ollie stream...
>>31164122i mean, yea, mods do run the boards. this is what happens when you get desperate for people who DO IT FOR FREE you wind up with mentally ill trans/furry who make it their mission to fix the world
>two 15 seconds unskippable ads>on a membership private streamfucking (((gura)))
Gura I love you but it hurts
>>31164193UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS FUCKING BRAT!!!
Fucking this brat
>>31163342yea we're all gonna make it breh
Thanks Gura, I didnt need my hearing anyways.
WELCOME TO GURA'S STREAM
WHO's GOT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT? YOU DO /hlgg/!
GURAS KITCHEN MEANS GURAS RULES
THIS BRRAT I SWEAR
I love you Gura
Gura is more brattier than usual...
THIS FUCKING KUSOGAKI
Ah, Gura has been during her Ollie Reps
>>31164208isn't that more youtube's fault?
Is Gura chat seriously in slow mode? Or that Slow mode is just a flavor text?
>>31163601You forgot your wojack
>boys, girls and others...What did she mean by this?
>Turn on Gura's stream>HEYJesus Christ
>>31163579it doesn't actually matter as long as one of the parties are in the US or does business in the US. 2 of the ENs are the US, Hololive does business in the US, and most of the people doing the doxxing are probably in the US
>>31164032Yeah, wouldn't that be something? What would that look like? About 37 threads for different individual idols and a few dedicated dox threads that reach bump limit? Yeah, can you imagine? Haha.
>ate burnt meatballs
GURAIS SO CUTE I WANT TO SUCK HER COCK
>>31164203
>>31164065We raid /qa/ until the faggot tranny mod gets fired.
why is gura being a bitch? Is she on her period
THEY ACTUALLY DID GET BURNED
deafen me gura
>I ONIONSkek
Gura's burnt and moldy meatballs!
>asmrTHE FUCKING CLATTENINGthis fucking mesugaki, I love her os much
>she ate the burnt moldballs
>>31163929you can, it's a little hard but you cant. fatso
>>31164122/qa/ is quite possibly the least quiet board on 4chan. It's 2 things: a board where mods air their fucking dirty laundry at each other as anons, and a raiding board that exclusively targets other boards on 4chan.You can guess why we're their current target. Our superiority seems to have caused some controversy.
>moldy>burnt>she ate them anyway
>eating burnt moldy meatballsgura...
MY EARS FUUUUUUUUUCK STOP U DUMB SHARK
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE GURA
To be fair, it's probably good that the meatballs were crisped to all fuck, to try and sear all the mold away.
>>31164130Which part? I didn't say her taste wasn't bad btw.
>>31164224Oh boy! What I always wanted!
>>31164222who?
I FUCKING CALLED IT! BURNT N MODLY MEATBALLS!
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31164240Gura says trans rights
>she ate burnt meatballsmore based than i
>>31164113I STAND A CHANCE
I unironically like shitty romcoms
>>31164222Who is this?
>black guy posing as tribal african with tribal music in the backgroundMan 2005 was really a different time huh?
>>31164236Slow mode doesn't affect members...and she has A LOT of members.
>>31164127Chinks were the ultimate enemy.
>>31164189As a member of Hololive, she has Next Color Planet and literally what else? comet doesn't count, that was pre-holo.
>Hello boys, girls, fishes, and uh... other.Wow, Gura.
>soggy bread>eat it>burnt cookies>eat itThis fucking idol
Gure is retard moe. Its definitely not the 25th anywhere in the world.
>windows xp
>>31164040Based
>>31164270titty cosplay piano playing cute girl
duh duh dahda dA da da da duh duh DA daduh duh dahdu duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
>>31164236Members bypass slow mode for some reason
KIARA LEAKED
>>31164032No, it's the opposite. /jp/ is raiding them for letting their faggotry spill out on here.
>>31164279Same.
>>31163966No. The rest of the movie is like this
>Gura ate her burnt meatballsbros why does she do this
Imagine being Gura's neighbor
>>31164208how do you have ads lmao?
>>31164269AHHHHHH
I have a feeling gura has all these pots but have never used them
>NeighborsFARM RRATS?!
I LOVE GURA. SORRY ABOUT SHOUTING MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING!
Playing bongos in the congo with Gura!
>>31164269HAHAHAHAHA
T u T
>>31164286>>31164270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzgF2M0k0wI
Chumbuds?! What did you do to her in that member stream?
>>31164270Big boobed piano lady who played piano cosplaying gura
>>31164222Based.>>31164270Talented jap pianist chick. She does cosplay and piano covers.
>>31163133This. Ame just wants to be as inclusive as possible, but it ruins the intimacy of what you're trying to do.
>>31164287Yes... i want to go back
>>31164279kill yourself
>>31164287A different time...A different place...
>>31164287a better time
>>31164270>>31164286tiddy pianisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzgF2M0k0wI
>>31163962The real funny thing is he told the /jp/ threads to go /a/ and fucking AKIB is there. I wonder if he will start a war with /a/ mods becuase he wont win that one.
>>31164261I know, I didn't think I get this many (you)s. Forgive me anons.
>>31164222based sexy pianist
>>31163828 Aye, I could do that
>>31164113I KNEEL
>>31164294>Soggy pizza>eat itThe absolute state of Gura's stomach
>>31164287It's crazy that that is a cardinal sin these days, I hate modern life
>>31164267That doesn't work with minced meat unless she burned it to the center
>>31164295ESLchama
>>31164299This is fucking CRINGE
>>31164302YABE
I just wanted to talk about cute girls..
>>31164193and only a cute apron
>>31164334Made her cry.
>>31163989nice
so why is gura a bitch tonight?
>>31164268Nevermind you said "she hates", I read "she has". Time for sleep.
oh Shark is in a bratty mood todaythis should be fun
>baking stream>not using her camwhat a fucking retard. who the fuck is going to watch
>>31163113i love this bitch!
>>31164279Same. I hate to admit it but I do enjoy it sometime. Always Be My Maybe was entertaining and kind of convinced me.Also FUCK ME I LOVE ANNA FARRIS!
Inagurabros
Gura describing her cookies just made me pop a boner
>>31164316WIDER
>>31164240Most of her friends are weird human-animal mutant people just like she is.
>>31164311I wish
Am-- Ina mention?
>>31164222>Not a golden shrimpFucking clout chaser
>>31164287He’s just like me...
>moldy meatUh can't this actually kill you?
Did Gura eat spoonfuls of sugar before starting?
>>31164208Blame Enma, Gura doesn't even know that she's making money from streaming.
>>31164287Raimi's Spider-Man watch-a-long when?
>>31164357It was the sauce on the outside that was moldy, though. So as long as she incinerated the sauce she's probably safe.
>>31164372me
GUYS GURA IS WAY CUTER THAN USUAL TONIGHT
>HONG KONG FUUYYab Ame...>>31164302kek
gura is drunker than usual today
>>31164242Shouldn't int. law apply more in this situation? I'm pretty sure the US and Japan have treaty obligations with each other.
>No camera view>no tarantulaGet on Haachama's level Gura
>>31164346its okay Mori
>>31163393We should just move all vtuber discussion to /qa/
>>31164279Me too, anon. They don't make them the same kind of shitty as they used to.
she's so excited her ADHD is activating!!!
>>31164222She's honestly really good, the BOOBA are just the cherry on top.
>>31164276Gura will volunteer to chomp their dicks off with her shark teeth!
>>31164334She's like this in all her member streams. It's just the after glow.
>>31164302>They replaced Avril because the real one became Kiara
>>31164345Starting a war with /a/ will end in disaster. /a/ mods DO NOT fuck around
>>31164040UOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
Gura is sluttier than usual
>>31164279I like shitty 2000s comedies for some reason. I think it's the soul
Kiara should do a cooking stream where she makes stroopwafels
>>31164387Yes, but it's very unlikely.
We're getting top mesugaki tonight boys.
>>31164372Me!
>the vanilla shaking noiseOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31163929You can if you make them laugh.
>>31164334Ain't gonna tell you
Guys I think Gura is excited
Licking Ame's skin off! Reowr!
>>31164367She's a brat and that's great.
>Wants to do a good job to show Ina and make her proudAlright, that's actually adorable.
>>31164383Well Ina is making a cookie contest so it's fine.
>>31164387Nope, that's actually the national dish of Venezuela and they are fine.
>>31164376>>31164383What'd she say?
>>31164269SAVE ME G-SPOT
You wouldn't date a menhera, would you /hlgg/?
>>31164323It’s ok they’re 15 miles away from her
STAND FAST MEN OF /hlgg/ !FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE CHAOS OF THE NIGHT!
YAB
>>31163741They've always been the cancer ruining our threads.
Do you remember the /hlgg/, Sharkmeido? It'll be spring soon, and EN Gen 2 will debut. And the rrats will be nesting in the threads. And they'll be posting about Unity. And they'll be posting how much they love their oshi. Do you remember the you oshi?
this movie is fucking trash but Ame is loving it so I guess it's ok
uooohhhh...
I'm shocked at the amount of people that don't know about hong kong phooey.
Anxiety + excitement + ADHD leads to this
>>31164208If you don't have ads blocked you have no one to blame but yourself
I wonder if gura is even using a clean bowl
Gura must have slammed some schnapps before hitting stream or something. Like 5 or 6 shots.
Is this the kind of movie an idol should watch with her fanbase?
>>31164372Apparently like 40k people accounting for the viewer bug
I'm unironically loving this stupid movie.
Who gave Gura power tools
gura's tools of destruction
>my fucking sidesthis is cringekino
>Gura using her vibrator
>>31164323Is the farm rrat still alive even? It was confirmed she lived in the suburbs
>>31164378please don't post a pic of your hand afterwards again...
Why no livecam? Haachama can do it, there is no reason Gura can't
Gura's vibrator...
>>31164452Kiara wants the Teamate cherry!
>>31164425
Someone needs to discipline this absolute brat shark
>look what I got!>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYeah I didn't need my ears anyways.
>>31164422Youre right. In fact they DONT DO ANYTHING
Gura is full on mesugaki today holy shit...
>>31164372me of course
>>31164397Gura is definitely cuter than usual today. She's so excited!
>>31164287The better times
>>31164372>baking stream>no bakings-sugoi...
Honestly being able to hear but not see all this stuff makes this so much better.
>>31164299lizardmen are the second most cringe faction. the only faction worse are RRATSthat's not even a joke.
Is this what dating Kiara would be like?
>We got an hitachi wand?!G-Gura?!
>>31164334I promise we told her to go get the damn meatballs before they burned
>>31164381
>>31164369No problem friend.And yeah, my point was that I often expect her tastes to be pretty basic but she surprises me just as often than she disappoints me if not more so. I've seen people go BASED at her taste just as often I've seen people trash it.
>>31164467Loved hong kong phooey as a kid
>>31164448She wants to "make Ina proud" with her cookies
>our earsfucking boring. closign the stream to play some valorant. bye
>using a hand mixerWhose ready to hear Gura choking on all the smoke she'll be making in a minute here?
>>31164372Me
>>31164482>suburbsSo she's confirmed living with her parents just like Ina?
>>31164344>>31164331I WANNA FUCK PAN
>>31163941Man, I posted maybe ONCE.
>>31163740I choose my oshi over the continuation of 4chan.
>>31164040what's your plan? mass report /jp/ to cover?
>>31164169It actually went from 15K to 3K for me. So she gained another 17K viewers from the 15K. Real number is over 30K.
>>31164467>hong kongyab
>>31163098UNITY
i want to spank this brat
>>31164442there's a difference between brat and bitch
This is not an ASMR I'm expected
These threads may be shit but Gura is cuter then ever
Yes chef!
>>31164487Damn it's so powerful I'm ngmi
>>31164452I would unless they're Festival.
>teases a ASMR stream>makes it as loud as possibleThis cute, bratty, chef...
GET DOWN KIARA HAS A TAZER!!!
YES CHEF
Did it ever occur to you that your oshi's neighbor could be a doxxbeat?
>>31164372I'm watching, as always
>>31164516>valorantplay a real shooter faggot
Yes, chef.
>>31164422He made a dumb post about telling things to move to /a/, after the /a/ mods kicked out of most the things in here from /a/. I wonder what will happen if they pop back over there again and say I mod told them to do it?
>>31164091She doesn't hate jojo, she hates jojofags. That's why she's based
>No Crispy Sugar CookiesTHANK YOUANYONE WHO WANTS A CRISPY COOKIE, ESPECIALLY SUGAR IS EVIL
>>31163962I-is sharkmeido on our side? I've been gone all day.
YES CHEF!
>>31164517Aww, cute.
>>31164452i ONLY date menharas
Fuck me, Anna Faris is so fucking funny.
>>31164463No, Anon. I can't recall the posts of /hlgg/, nor the the fun of posting with anon, nor loving my oshi. Instead, I'm... naked in the dark. There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1341894444275040256?s=19Are people really this stupid to not get what she meant by "other channel"?
>>31164452I love Polka!
>YES CHEFoooh she watches Marco Pierre Whitegood shark
No headphones today I guess
she's dominating her chat so hard, what a fucking brat.
>>31164493Small indie website please understand and self-moderate
>>31164539Gura's first ASMR stream.Despite publicly advertising ASMR streams as a thing she does for members.
>its so big...
>>31163533Koro-san was right...We didn't listen...
>chat is almost all greeninteresting development
This movie is less shitty when it's in my language t. brazilian
YES SHEF SHARK
#4chan on rizon is where the faggot mod hangs out
Do they ever do ASMR where they whisper and do stuff very quietly and then all of a sudden scream in your ear at the top of their lungs
>>31164091She hates annoying fanbases, if I had to guess.
CHEF MOVIE WATCHALONG WHEN?
wtf chat...
thank jesas for gura's heavy dynamic compression
Is Gura being a brat again?
>>31163068salman
Am I being punked?
Mmmm Gura's sugar cookie
>>31164537Correct. And shes being a brat, not a bitch.
>>31164372I am
>>31164467Zoomers don't deserve to be alive.
>>31164493They do, but not for things you like.
>>31164519theres no way she lives with her parents
>>31164519She lives in her parent's garage but she likes to think of it as her living alone
>>31164484If moldy pasta sauce and maggot-infested lettuce were the things she mentioned on stream, imagine the horrific shit in her kitchen she can't/won't/shouldn't talk about.
>>31164372consider she's pulling 22k with the big, I'd say a lot
Good Lord this movie is so incredibly dated.I'm in college all over again.
uUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU BRAT! You're just a lil squirt!Don't tell me what to do and watch your tone or I'll bend you over the counter and teach you some manners with my COCK
>>31164502Too bad I can't hear it now
Gooruh...
Man i wanna fuck a menhera
Gura is cuter than usual today!
UUOOOOOOH I WANT TO EAT GURA'S SOFT SUGAR COOKIE
>>31164606based
>>31164484Gura has man hands
>>31164575for the millionth time, yes we are
odds gura burns her place down?
>>31163109Based uwu meido
Who fucking sits down while cooking?
>if chat is naughty I will beat the bowl drumYES CHEFSORRY CHEF
This movie seems pretty bad lads
this is actually kinda cute ngl
Sand mention
>>31164560Crispy is bad, but chewy sugar cookies defeat the point. You want them to be a little crunchy and crumbly.
>Flour looks like sandWait, what flour are you using, Gura?
Ame mentioned!
So I just got off my 3 days "off-topic" for saying that doxxniggers and shitposters with no interest in the threads of Hololive were really making a comback over the last week or two and this is what I am greeted with. Sasuga mods, you always were an insular little group of tranny circlejerk faggots even when you had moot sticking up for you.
Gentlemen, you are all fantastic. That is all.
AME MENTION
>>31164606Based
>aME mention
I do believe that Gura, dare I say it, is cuter than usual today.
>>31164568Then let us be rid of it! Once and for all! Come on, Sharkmeido. I can't carry these feels for you... but I can carry you! Come on!
>>31164619It takes me back.
>>31164603Is water wet? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Alright bros, how scuffed are these cookies going to end up being?
>>31163109I genuinely love hololive and mods letting these faggot run rampant only hurts us all. I just want to have a nice, comfy thread to discuss my favourites chuubas. Is that too much to ask?
>Expect cute and sexy mommy cooking stream>Get bratty kid banging pots and pans ear rape.I don't know why I ever expected but the second. I'm okay with gura ear raping me
The effort KFP put on their oshi is really somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE-Ws3-wsTQ
>it looks like sand, maybe Amelia wants some
Amelia Wantsome
>>31164463>>31164568Kek
I wanna get Punk'd with Ame..
>>31164593And it’s still so fast
>gramswasn't she a burger?
>>31164558>IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE???How did Jojofags become so insufferable?
Isn't it better to have the dox thread elsewhere?That way any doxs in any of the individual talent threads or this general will be deleted for off-topic posting with proper justification and no longer random warnings from the mods.
Post your Amelia shrine teammates
jesus gura is hyper tonight
>>311645931 minute slow mode in gura’s stream because the non-members were being more retarded than usual, She changed it from the usual 30 seconds about 5 min before stream
>>31164372I always watch no matter what
J' W U'give it to me straight lads, how was the ina collab?
>>31164603She is owning verybody
Gura is just throwing her pots all over the place
>>31164558"Hate" is a strong word but she got filtered by it last I recall.But yes she's based for that.
gura, how do you not have a spoon
gura immolation scene
Gura I love you but you're a fucking disaster...
AMELIA STATUS:[ ] not rekt[ ] REKT
This is gonna be an unmitigated disaster and it will be amazing.
Oh god she is gonna make such a mess
Is gura drunk again?
>>31164001All movies that aren't Disney's(tm) Marvel(tm) or Star Wars(tm) are dead.Movie theatres are Disney factories now.Movie theatres are dead. All that's left is Disney, sitting atop its throne of ash.
>measuring by mass instead of volumeshe's a pro!
Chumbuds, who is she making the cookies for?
I'm scared for Gura.I don't trust ADD people in the kitchen man
Some posts I can't tell whether some posts are about Ame or Gura. I love this.
>>31164615There was no way she was living in the suburbs on her meme youtuber salary before she became Gura, and I doubt she moved so soon after becoming a success.>>31164616I believe this rrat.
>>31164621NO COMPLAINING.
>>31164472I KNEW SHE WAS USING A DIRTY FUCKING BOWLThis brat..
>>31164652I dont know what to do. It's so fucking hard listening to both of them + the movie while playing a stupid fucking gacha game. My brain is fucking melting
>>31164663>They made a fucking anime openingGranted, it really does sound like an anime OPnot a cult by the way
>>31164606Basado
>>31164269AAAAAAAH TASUKETE KUROJIN!
>>31164688Ina was there. Hell of a gal.
>Flour looks like SandUh... what
Please spoon me Gura
This is basically Haachama cooking audio version
>>31164405Her fins would be instantly recognisable.
>>31164372thousands of people as you can see
>>31164483Thanks for reminding me of a more civilized age. Before the dark times. Before uwu.
Imagine the absolute state of Gura's kitchen.
AME MENTION AME MENTION AME MENTION
>>31163992Because opposites attract and she does have a "try anything once" attitude with everything
>>31164676maybe she got the recipe from Ina
GURA'S FUCKING CUTE!!!
oh no, Gura and numbers
>>31164694She forgot she used her spoon in her drink.It's not dirty. It's just a little sticky is all. Perfect for cooking.
>>31164660It’s so cute
>>31164635People who are so short they need a tall stool to sit on to reach the counter comfortably
>>31164712j to the world
>>31164639Cute retarded shark banging on her pots and pans and getting excited.
>>31164698[X] AMELIA REKTSON
>>31164372I am watching
>>31164676
>using a scaleBASED
since chumfriends are dominating this thread, I'll just focus on Ame and the movie, good luck with the baking!
>>31164688Very cute and very gay.
I love my trainwreck oshi
>Gura>mathOh no
>>31164712jesus
>>31164712Me
>>31164663Made me kek
>>31164664Ember Twin bros wwa
>>31164688Very Japanese
>>31164756Enjoy the movie!
Gura's numberfagging...>>>
Who's gonna slap their ham to Ame after the movie?During?
>>31164725She can draw, you know?
>>31164367She is ovulating
>>31164688Went into HoloJP server, came out with 2 beauties in both hands and a kiss mark from a snow elf on her cheek.
>>31164708oh shut upthere are TONS of good drama films out there, this year alonenobodys' fault but yours if you only browse the front page of Netflix
22k gura is reclining
>>31164712Her grandkids.
based chef gura measuring ingredients by mass rather than by volume
>>31164712Us
Does anyone want any SALMON?
What kind of recipe goes by weight?
>Letting an ADHD person cookWould you ever anons?
>>31164040I missed the Aragorn posts.
Oh fuck this song takes me back
>>31164586actual ASMR streams are cringe anyway, this is entertainment
The year of our lord 2000+10+5+3+2 and we're here watching an anime shark loli burn her house down.
>>31164372She probably isn't allowed to use a camera, that's why. They won't even let her post photos during the stream let alone a video feed.
>>31164753now we have to see whether she remembers to subtract the weight of the bowl
THis fucking movie.
>>31164719She's using a dirty spoon, not bowl. You still lose.
>>31164372me! I'm watching her!
>>31164727I guess it could be whole wheat flour
>>31164676Why not use superior system if you can?
GURA TURN IT THE FUCK DOWN I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE WITH AME
>Gura is standing in her kitchen RIGHT NOW with nothing on but an apron
>>31164688Ina was a bit shy because of the language barrier, but Polka and Nene were super excited to spend time with her, and it seemed like they had a fun time!Lots of cute anime girl noises were had, and Ina's harem grows larger.
>>31164780
>>31164647IT was quite the ride
>>31164777not me I only slam my ham to Gura, my oshi is special
>>31164712Church
>>31164797Listening, anon. We're listening.
I wanna taste Gura's baking pee
aight which one of you did this>>>/qa/3730633
Is gura being raided by bugmen?
>>31164712The big J, his birthday is on the 25th
This asmr cooking is a mess and I love it...
>>31164712Herself, to be eaten slowly and left to mold over the course of a month
Will gura be the new haachama?
How is Gura so bad at... life. Is there anything she can actually do? Can't cook can't bake can't clean
>>31163772Watch Mean Girls and you'll get it
A nice grandma that bakes you cookies
>>31164529I reprted to cover and messaged the hololive reddit Mod, he is affiliated to them
>intensil
>eyeballing itOh no
>>31164734If you were there for the members stream, she was talking about all the mold and maggots she found
>>31164713We’re not THAT bad most of the time >>31164792I cook all of the time
>>31164712Ina. did you miss it
>>31164799anonchama you just 0 the scale each time you add an ingredient
>>31164734i dont want to imagine
>>31164734I can.
>>31164780kek
>>31164372I guess I am.
>>31164827sadly, the mods
>>31163342Even if it's not, you could always just indulge in pleasures of the flesh, bloat your corpus with excess and become a full-blown hedonist. Don't do this, unless you're ok dying before 50
Gura...
>>31164597Maybe Rushia, her fans like that
>>31164808UOOOOOHHH T.T
>>31164791non-American ones
>listening to Gura make yummy cookies while I play vidyawho else /comfy/?
At least take a picture like Haachama you dumb shark
>>31164529Hope. In the face of hate and shitposting hope will crush them all.
>Eyeballing itHERE IT GOES BOYS
Pictured: Gura's kitchen
I'm beginning to think Gura isn't a real chef.
>>31164835She can sing and steal hearts.
>>31164688Surprisingly fun even if it was 100% JP and a lot of it was easy to understand. Good chemistry later on in the collab and Polka had like a hundred skits lined up.
>>31164726>cooking is basically cookingYou don't say
Can Ame talk over the movie more? I'm bored out of my mind right now.
>>31163217I miss this little faggot like you wouldnt believeI remember his spergout when mods decided to ban loli on /a/
>baking powder not important
>That AAAAAGGHITS HER
>>31164780Explains why she wants a baby so much in the last stream
>>31164831>>31164745>>31164761JESAS
GURACHAMA?!
>grams and teaspoonsHow the fuck is this a thing, combining american and normal measures
>>31164791Flour and sugar are normally measured in grams.
>>31164827Remember to report the doxx to Cover and cite the mods being derelict in their duties.
Since they (mods) want us to go back, let’s go>>>/a/213355194
ah, guess we're going the Haachama route
>>31164870after stream
>>31164850What the fuck.Did Gura learn how to cook from Haachama?
>>31164679Normalfags
Gura's kitchen must be so dilapidated she doesn't want to show it...
You're still going to praise her cookies after she fucks them up right anons?
>>31164372ore
>>31164786like every single holo right now
>>31164845>>31164876DOES GURA NOT REALIZE SHE'S BAKING
>>31164827One of the mods is absolutely fucking seething about something or other. Unsurprising given they're mostly absolute faggots that openly hate the site for being a horrible right wing hate machine.
This is so painfully 2006 lmao
I loved watching the rrats lose every day. Now we all lose. I made fun of you rrats but I’ll die by your side.
>>31164712gura gay friend jay rrat
>>31164896Trained.Professional.
Damn I really have to clip that lewd part
I hope Ina includes these fucked up cookies in the showcase even if it's past the deadline
>>31164857What the hell is that!?
Gura's cookies are going to taste like soap
>>31163217o7
GAWRDON GURAMSEY
>>311646354'7
>>31164688rather weak, but the 2 jp girls carried it
>>31164831They're not even on good terms anymore you retard and he lives across an entire damn ocean.
>>31164827Only a mod can do this
>>31164831Damn Gura’s bf looks like THIS?
>>31164905No
>>31164850WHAT!isn't that kinda bad?
>what's a teaspoonI want a Gura/Haachama cooking collab
>>31163217I miss him unironically
>they're gonna be really PUFFYUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey guys,l this is actually fun, this is the kind of stuff JP Holos do for fun and this is, we're in, we finally made it, not just games and chat, actually fun stuff is here.
>eyeballing baking powder measurementsngmi
>>31164905TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR IT DOWN I SAY!
>>31164712Santa
GURAS PUFFY COOOKIES UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Gura’s kitchen is full of mold and occasional maggots>So used to mold she knows which ones are the good kinds>Using dirty spoon No wonder she eats a lot of McDonald’s, Jesus Christ.
>gura and ame streaming at the same timewhy
>>31164797I love this picture, I love any picture of gura with the dum postit note on her face.
>>31164712A_jay_ W_jay_
>>31164829??
>>31164934I bet she will boast about it like a proud mother.
Mori!
>the bully jock becomes a loserYikes I only expect this level of wish fulfillment from an isekai
>>31164946Yeah, obviously
>fatty only has a chance with women after he gets his shit together and turns into a fit prince charmingI like this movie's message.
>>31164372everyone that loves her
>>31164912>>31164850>>31164734Don't forget the lettuce hidden in the fridge that "looked like it came from another planet".
>>31164878Maggots fighting off mold infested maggots from taking the last remotly clean spot under the fridge
>>31164918Of course
So this movie is pretty much the /fit/ wet dream, right?
Gura please...
>>31164717She has neighbors close enough that you can hear their leafblower, where else could she live?
>>31164857What is this? I’m begging you to tell me this is not her.
>>31164850Women shouldn't be allowed to leave their parents' house until they're married.
my oshi is drunk... is she?
I love my retarded daughterwife
This really feels like a movie your substitute teacher would've put on in high school or something.
>>31164905nigger
>>31164947This is how the world ends.
>If this cooking stream ends up being succesful she will buy the camera equipment to show us how she is cooking stuff and the only possible outcome afterwards is going to be a Haachama Cooking Collab
Gwardon Gramsay...
>>31164918I won't have to eat them so sure
>>31164597Closest I can think of is one of Mori's asmr streams, when she does a screen transition.
>>31164725>>31164778I always read these in R. Ratman's voice
>>31164946Gura is gonna end up with tapeworms at this rate...
>>31164905They don't want us there. /jp/ is all we have....
>>31164835She sings like an angel and fucks like an animal.
>>31164979>he doesn't knowIt's actually really hard to be successful as a popular kid unless your parents are well off.
This is stupid, how can he be so successful? I'd rather watch a movie about him climbing up life than this
>>31164944I kneel
did she move all of her gear into the kitchen? is she baking in her streaming room?
>>31164918Y-Yeah haha
>>31164962Reminder she bought mc, keep them for days and reheated them
>>31165001I thnk she's just super retarded...
>>31164986>It was green>But also brown>But also gray>It had fur on it as well
god I love my XQC shark
>>31164941do you think Gura is a real shark too?
>>31164905/a/ mods actually do their job see? it's already gone
>>31164780Give us all their ovulation calendars, please
>>31165009Good.
gura is wife material
>>31164331>>31164270>>31164344how is this not leeching?
>oh no I forgot the butter
>>31165009The only question is if she's gonna eat her creation and go full haachama.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This fucking brat
This thread lacks disturbing Ja/ck/ webms
>>31164982There is nothing less attractive than an unmotivated man.
I fucking love this bitch
Used goods the movie
>>31164791should it be going by teaspoons, ice cream scoops, and water jug measurements instead?
>>31164647You're wrong, rrat.You were the lightning in that rain.https://youtu.be/ZOVkYAxHvkk
>>31165001She is an alcoholic.
>>31164422If /a/ mods ever cared, they would have banned shonenshit and kicked narutards off the board.
>>31164995What I mean is I doubt she could afford a suburban home by herself.If she had roommates, maybe, but then I'd expect her to be living in an apartment.
just realized the "soup" gura made was just her trying to clean a dirty pan and not wanting to waste anything
>the mold in the tomato sauce had LSD in it
>>31164712All her friends
>>31164865Nah she doesn't do that
>>31165009BASED
>>31164986uhhh Gura are you ok?
>>31164979It's wish fulfillment but yeah that's kinda literally what happens.
>I already did 3 cracks
GOOPY COOKIE BATTER ALL OVER GURA'S FACE AND CHEST
>>31164942Anonchama... your Jesus reps-..
>>31165024>It's actually really hard to be successfulFix'd for you.
Chris doesn't be a retard just dump the bitch now
>>31164971>>31164928
>>31165009I'd love to see it
YOU FUCKING DONKEY
So is this a wife stream, or a daughter stream, or a GFE, or a....... sister? What're you imagining as your oshi bakes sugar cookies? The GrandmaFriend Experience?
>>31164303Ugh, members need slow mode the most. They just spam emotes like idiots
>>31165038it's possible she's like 5'0 or 4'9
>>31164947>Gura and haachama discover plutonium
the salted butter thing is wrong
>>31165044This but Okayu.
>>31165037go back
>>31165056Cups and teaspoons, like a proper recipe.
>three twists of salt dispenser>salted butteri don't think you can call these sugar cookies anymore
Minecraft...
>>31165044always has been
>>31165009please no, my autism will be too focused on looking at reflections for a glimpse of her if possible
This girl is Kiara...
>it's just like Minecraft
>>31165053KIARA GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR COCK!!
JUST LIKE MINECRAFT
>>31165009Did she say that she would buy that stuff?
>>31165024most popular kids are rich and have a lot of oportunities thanks to nepotism anonchamaI´m sorry to tell you this, buty those bullys probably are living the dream
>>31165059Anon you know nothing.
>>31165009This is just her beta run for the eventual collab
Why the fuck are so many girls in Hololive so bad at cooking?
>Why yes Gura I'd love to taste your cookies, how could you tell?
>cooking with salted butterOH NO NO NO NO
Gura's cookies are gonna be hideous mutants
>>31164040I have always hated you Pekorin, but you know what... I'll fight with you just this one time.
>>31165085This is the princess ASMR
>>31164979most bullies are low IQ bro
>>31165110Yes
>>31165085retarded daughter LARPing as gordon ramsay
>Jamie is Ame>Samantha is Kiara>Ryan is Ryan (anon)
>>31165085This is hitting me with little sister energy.
>>31165044This is honestly making me less of a Gurafag. Damn bitch, you live like this?
>>31165009imagine all the spiders that'll get cooked!
>>31165001Yes anon she is always drunk
>>31165087anon..... 4'11 comes before 5'0, not 4'9
>>31165045She has more subs and views than Gura
>>31164688It was fun. Slow at the beginning and Ina being very shy. Nene and Polka were sure excited.
>>31165120It's kawaii desugu~
>ywn fondle Gura's husk of a body
>>31165085its a daughter-wife stream
>>31165085A bunch of retarded shit experience. Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>31164905BTFO
CHEF, THERE IS FOOD INSPECTOR IN THE FRONT DOOR
>100 reasons why Ame is the best
>100 reasons to love Amelia
>>31165120They’re all stupid hikkis
Damn members really need new emotes, they’ve just been spamming the same face for the last couple streams
>>31165089You actually avoid using salted butter for baking because salt is important to the chemistry and you want to carefully control how much you add.
>>31164979Unless you actually make it as an athlete or soldier your future isn't great.
>>31165098>Inb4 she mistakes the salt for sugar
>>31165128Let this be the hour we draw swords together.
>>31165038She does seem to actually be short but I don't know about that short. Wouldn't be the first vtuber who is a malnourished little goblin under 5' tall.
>>31164422/a/ mods will make bait threads and then ban the publicly execute the OP to get their dick sucked with "ODS + GODS".
ahegao edit pls
I hate holos who don't care about presentation. It's not that hard to hide your L2D whenever you're afk.
If you cant list a 100 reasons why Ame is the best youre a fucking fraud
>>31165085This is a visiting your daughter at her apartment for her first Christmas since she flew the nest stream. She's doing her best to impress you and show you she's a competent and capable adult.Complete with the horror stories of what she found in the apartment while cleaning it for your visit. She'd only been there for 6 months, but good god the shit that can grow in that time...
>>31165139What's the problem anon
>>31164780I want to have impregnating Christmas sex with Gura! T u T
KFP, keep kiara busy while I go on a daydate with Ame!
She's doing this in her room....
>>31165085The Haachama experience
Wait, she's fucking making the mix on her fucking desk? ARE YOU CRAZY?
>>31165120Modern woman please understand
>>31164979that's usually what happens to bully jocks desu. usual become cops, or mall security if they can't do that
>>31165139You are weak
>there's flour everywhereNo way, I can't believe it
>>31165085Its 100% imouto
>>31165120Humans that engage mostly on computer related activities instead of doing home stuff because they arent required to prepare their food and someone does it for them, tend to perform worse at cooking practices due to the lack of experience.
What the FUCK did you guys do to /qa/!?!?
>>31165161It turned into a meme recently
>>31165120Cooking and baking are two different things
It bothers me that I am better at baking and cooking than every single woman in hololive except for maybe Choco and Aki
She is going to be finding flour and shit on her desk for weeks
>>31165120Women in general suck at cooking now.
>>31164508>>31164381>>31164316Yuno's baby sister!
>>31165085wife all the way
>>31165124
>>31165184I could list 200...
hey /jp/, gawrdon guramsey here
>>31165212We mindbroke them, please understand
>forgot the butterOh no she's going to try to beat fridge cold butter...
moist and sticky....
>>31165184I'm not a teamate though...
>MOIST AND STICKY
>>31165060She definitely doesn't live in an apartment. As for finances, isn't her parents like REALLY loaded? Wouldn't be surprising to me if she had financial help from her parents
>>31164712Ina
>>31165143I remembered right after I hit submit
>moist and stickyGura!?
>>31165212nothing + kill yourself
>>31165085daughter-wife
Ame is doing this on purpose, there is no way she only watches shitty movies
>>31165200>>31165197>>31165207tell me it ain't true...
MOIST AND STICKY
GETTING MOIST AND STICKY WITH GURA UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This fucking brat knows what she's doing
How fucking drunk is she?
This retard is baking in her room wtf...
>subway guyYAB
>>31163197Theyre salt because vtubers exploded in popularity and are literally anime 2.0. Sad!
>>31165212Justice.
>>31164372meee
>>31165120If there's something I've noticed is that girls of our generation are all fuck awful at cooking, and its mostly guys who actually know how to cook.Should have never have let them out of the kitchen.
YAB!PEDO JARED
>>31165212Gura broke them
>amelia quiet at the subway joke
>LIKE THAT RETARD
>>31165217What’s even the context at this point? It’s just spammed all the time
>>31163601actually right
>>31165187And then you have sex with her
>Brigador is free on GOG>finished it just in time for Gura's stream>playing it now while listening and glancing at Gura on my iPadYeah this is comfy shit alright
>>31164918Yes
Gura's ADHD is out of control tonight
>>31165225Put your pasta where your mouth is, anon
>not enough butter
>>31165225nice variant you got there anon
>>31165219Cooking is becoming a lost art among women.
>>31165219I can cook but by god my baking skills that aren't breakfast food tanks hard>except for maybe Choco and AkiYwn have Aki's homecooked meals after a long day at work
>>31165094sounds American
>>31164962No wonder she's so small. Hard to get any nutrition in your system when you have constant food poisoning and 9 parasites in your system.
>>31165253>sloshed
>using gramsCANADA RRATS ARE CONFIRMED CORRECT EVERYDAY!
It was a different time
>>31165120Eat your spider and assorted bugs dinner bro
>>31164563He's quite literally the only one on our side, it seems. All we can do is ignore it and keep posting here although I'm sure plenty of you fags are posting in the other threads right now.
>>31165212shh let me pretend that there isnt a shitfest happening outside the general
>>3116437225 thousand people (at least)
>LIKE THAT RETARD AT SUBWAY AHAHAHAHAHA
>retard>subway pedoThis movie is based, sasuga Ame
>>31165187unironically this
>>31165139>gurafag
>>31164979>he doesn't knowThose people and honestly, most people in general peak in high school. It's all downhill from there as they struggle to eke out a living.
>>31165219t. bakist
>>31165247She had to leave to go to the kitchen and get more butter..
>>31165009Cockroach cookies when?
>she's drunk againkek HER really is taking over
>>31165085Some 4 foot nothing white girl making cookies
>>31165200Is her computer as risk if the fans suck up flour?!
>>31164372Me. In fact, I'm doing it right now.
although I'm slightly freaked out, this is the kind of manic energy I'd expect of a 1.75m subs vtubergj gura for reaching your final form
Oh my god she's short 1/3rd of the butter she needsIt's all over.
This is going to be a disaster isn't it
>>31165120Fast food is literally just a few taps away. One of the few benefits of being a poorfag is you're forced to make your own shit and are thus forced to git gud.
>>31165212Nothing that wasn't deserved. You and yours started this damned war!
>>31164918Yes chef
>>31165253I think she's just high on adrenaline and retardation
>>31165184she's not
>>31165212imagine that there are people who call /qa/ their homeboard and do nothing but lurk and post there all day
Is the Amelia hype fucking dead? She has been on a all time low now not even breaking 10k anymore.
>>31165063Its basically how you make the best sauce
I have been watching them since 10PM and its 5AM please tell me the cookies are quick to make
>>31165253Anon... have you ever been drunk before?There's a difference between being hyperactive ADHD and white-girl wasted.
>Meant to kill this mental illness fashion trend with both claws>Satanic Santa Clause, sad boy blood spillah>"悪魔サイコロ" A.K.A メンヘラ killahPolka's in danger
>>31165060Depending on the neighborhood, renting a house in the suburbs is a lot cheaper than renting an apartment in the city.
I can't believe she's using a hand mixer for this shit, those things are garbage made to scam people who can't cook. I wouldn't be surprised if it broke on stream.
>>31165139Imagine Gura wearing only an apron...
I still don't get what's going on /jp/. I only ever just stick to hololive general threads... I'm not to sure what's going on or why or what the meidos position is.
>Ame, I'm not a pathetic little weeb anymore...
>>31165050Haachama x Jack Scalfani collab when?
>>31165085I want her to be my daughter so I can marry her
>>31165212We're superior to them
>oil ewwwhat does she think butter is?
>>31164040The Goslings stand with you
>>31165286You lack critical information
>>31165326Im betting another hour atleast til they are out of the oven
>>311653132/3s Butter. 1/3 Margarine.BALLS TO THE WALL
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1341955275129933824Saw this coming
>>31165307How do you figure she's drunk?
>SHORT ON BUTTERTHISBRAT
>>31164979High school is the peak of your life. It immediately goes downhill from there, especially for jocks and popular kids that don't get scholarships or live in well-off families
>>31165323Good, more for me, now fuck off
>>31165340>What happened to Teamate....
>>31165253This just seems like hyperactive, not drunk
gura is staring directly at me
Gura is a total brat who needs to be dicked Only by me though
>>31165307ironic HERfagposting is still HERfagposting
>>31165350not oil
>>31165212Living rent free in their heads, should have pay my rent...
I want Gura ewwwwwwwww voicepacks
>>31165283Weird, always found baking to be a lot easier than cooking.
>>31165350Solidified milk maybe?
>he just fucking tased her Fuck i lost my shit
>>31165085100% cute wife baking experience
>>31164372ME
>I'll be right back>Mute mic>Can't count the steps to calculate how filthy and small room isNice opsec gura
>>31163197/pol/tards weren't joking about cute anime girls causing trannies and faggots so much asshurt. I still have that screencap to this day.
>>31165323yeah it's dead, such a shame but no reason to stick around anymore.
>>31165342What the fuck is that?
Let's dispel with this fiction that Gawr Gura doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing."
>>31165253Absolutely tanked.
>>31165323Amelia's underage twitch chat of an audience is being filtered hard by her feminine side.
>>31165315>One of the few benefits of being a poorfag is you're forced to make your own shit and are thus forced to git gud.Literally the reason I'm good at cooking and sewing. Not a poorfag anymore, but was for many years.
>>31165360what if high school was shit for me?
>>31165342Hopefully soon. I want to watch kitchens burn.
>>31165353she hasn't even pre-heated her oven yet
>>31164962...There are good kinds of mold?
>>31165315As a poorfag, I disagree. I don't have any money to actually make things
jiiiiii
>Gura taking this long to run to the kitchen and backHow big is her house, bros...?
>>31165292I've stayed in containment so far, but if we need men on the frontlines I'll gladly eat a 3day. Fuck archive reps, this is more important.
KILL THREAD!>your oshi>Is she good at cooking?
GOOD NOISE
>that giggleAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>31165286Braindead. Do your American reps
>JUST WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
man this movie is actually fun, what the fuck
IT'S LIKE WHAT GURA?!
>>31165323It's better this way for both sides. But if you care so much, it's because she isn't streaming good games.
Sucking cookie dough off Guras toes!
>>31165085Imouto experience
Gura... please...
This brat...
UUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Oh god
>IT'S ALL OVER ME
>GURA COVERED IN BUTTER
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH GUUUUURAAAAA!
>>31165323Its great isnt it
>>31165358>>31165368Just don't give this retard a (you), already tired of his bs. I mean there's nothing wrong with being drunk but rn she needs focus to bake and not being drunk
>>31165415GuraNo
she knows EXACTLY what she's doing
>greased up Guranice
>it's all over me>it's so sticky>it's so slimyyou don't know what you're doin
GREASY SLIMY GURA
>>31165413she probably couldn't find it. You know her memory.
Holy shit she's terrible this is great
UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHSTICKY SLIMY GOORA
>ITS ALL OVER ME ITS SO STICKY
>>31165415AmeProbably not, only good at what she knows
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this may be the cutest that gura has ever been
>>31165415InaI'll eat her cooking even if it kills me...
yes chef
>>31164040>Never thought I'd die posting side by side with a Deadbeat>What about posting side by side with a Unityfag?
>STICKY ALL OVER ME
>It's sticky and slimy>It's all over meUUUUOOOOOHHH
>>31165399what feminine side ?
>>31163197Jealousy from this perfect hikki singer
what the fuck is happening in Gura's kitchen
chumbuds, i thought gura was actually good at cooking...
JESUS GURA, MY FUCKING DICK
>>31165323Watchalongs always get relatively low numbers. It's a 2+ hour commitment that requires access to the movie and for you to be there from the start.
>>31165212/qa/ has always been a shithole, moot should've offed it years ago.
>>31165415>gura>I don't know, ask jay
that's getting clipped
>>31165356>8:30am ESTnice
>>31165226Based Hidaposter. SaeHiro love!
>it's all over meUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH ToT
IMAGES AAAAA
>>31165270This was implied
>>31165166Yes, that's true. I was refering to when she responded to chat that said "you don't need to add salt if you're using salted butter"
>she spilled the butter all over herself>she's baking on her desk>only an old mcdonald's napkin to clean with
UOOOOOOH
>>31165415suiseiyes
>Its all over me and its sticky
>It's sticky and all over meUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW IS A FUCKING COOKING STREAM HORNIER THAN FUCKING RINGFIT?!
>>31165039/a/ mods are always on alert
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>31165286Nice try leaf, but Gura is a footchad, like hell she'll use meters.
>>31165415InaI'm sure least likely to burn the house between her friends means yes.
>>31165415>Gura>Yes chef
>>31165418Where in America do they use metric measurements for baking?
>>31165404You know damn well she is gonna stick the first batch in a cold oven
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAA THIS CRINGE
>Ahh it's all over me>Oooh it's all stickyShe knows exactly what she's doing
Chumbuds are the best!
>>31165399It's fucking amazing.
>Gura oiled herself with butterUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Alcohol: Depressant = Slower brain activityCaffeine: Stimulant = Faster brain activityHERfags, drunkposters, get it right.
She's trying to be lewd at this point
>>31165408you're poorfagging wrong then.
>>31165399Good.>>31165458It's fine, you don't need to know.
i love you, gura!
26k viewers with slowmode on and chat moving this fast wtf
>>31165120le anime girl can't cook trope
>>31165085A friend experience.Looking at all women as friends, and only ever as friends, is the only way I won't be hurt anymore
>>31165415GuraYes chef