/jp/ - Otaku Culture

tt feels like not your blog

same way it feels to be not loved.

love is just chemicals, easy to obtain biothermic reactions.

but really finding a few friends wouldn't hurt.

It feels like metratron coursing through your veins telling you that human subconscious and the universe are willing their own end.

Same here, my b-day was about 8 days ago and I spent it alone, 24, I expected my parents to call but they never did. Oh well, treated myself to some cake, ordered a new set of figurines and a dakimakura.

Shit was so awesome, was still ronery though, oh well~

>>3110750
how is that a bad birthday?

I know what you mean Op. On my birthday, all I did was go to the pub with some friends, and got some money from my family. My dad didn't call me for the second year!

I never celebrated my birthday so I don't really see the problem. Though once, someone made me a cake and it made me feel horrible for the rest of the week...

>>3110750
That's not similar at at all!

>>3110742

How did you get that cake without going outside?

>>3110756
I guess it was ok, never mind.

Why are you faggots so fucking concerned about being "ronery"? Is it that hard to be a bitter faggot and not give a shit about relationships? Just play your shitty visual novels and doujin games while not making /jp/ your own personal blog to whine about your stupid shit.

Happy Birthday.
Don't worry too much about that sort of thing. Or you could try this year to open new relationships or rebuild old bridges with your family. You can't just sit around and wait for things to happen.
Take it easy.

>>3110773

Well I figured since it was my bday might as well go outside, i live right next to a bakery that always makes fast cakes. I told them to write Happy Birthday, with 24 exclamation marks in the end. I walked away happily but when I got back home I threw away the cake after eating a slice.

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>>3110759
Fascinating blogging.

>CRAWWWWWLING INNNN MY SKINNNNN

>>3110756
>go to the pub with some friends
Sounds bad to me.

>>3110779
But /jp/, you're all I have.

>>3110779
Seconded. Fuck off, all of you.

>>3110805
Well sure but, if I don't have to pay, it isn't bad.

>>3110718
Get out, normalfaggot. This board is NEET only and true NEETs delight in being alone; it gives you more time to do things you enjoy.

I wasn't alone on my birthday, I keep in touch with my brother and I know alot of people from grindan games, some remembered my birthday and shit.

My brother gave me a MG Exia, shit was so cash.

If you go to McD maybe you'll meet someone you can share your roneryness with.

>>3110813
>drinking
>going outside
>socializing in a way other than talking to a convenience/grocery store clerk one a week after midnight

Get out.

Keep your "ronery" cancer to /r9k/.

I spent my birthday with my family.

Went out to dinner with my parents, got a few gifts, and had a great time. We laughed talked and joked.

>>3110820
Ignition mode or normal? And how much better than the 1/100 is it?

reported

my last birthday involved like 20 people at a bonfire(got an awesome burn) maybe 6 close friends, a few girls, a few friends of friends.

we had cake but were more interested in smores. Hose Quervo is a good birthday drink.

I got an hour long life talk from my friend's large drunk Arabic father.

All in all it wasn't bad, I can't complain. I could have turned 20 in front of my computer but thanks to having friends I didn't.

So all in all.
1.Make friends
2.be less ronery, hell I'm still a virgin but I never feel hopeless about the shit.
3.???????
4.profit

CRAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>3110718

Feels good man

Like smoking weed or having sex or playing video games or hanging out with friends

It just straight feels good

>>3110853
Get the fuck out normalfaggot.

ITT: NEET is legion

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>>3110853
You had fun, that's what counts. As long as you don't go all "get a gf u virgins" on us, I have no problems.
One thing though. It's Jose Cuervo, not Hose Quervo. That's it.

This thread is an example of why anyone who is a normalfag or admits to being non NEET should be permabanned from /jp/.

>>3110921
why?

>>3110843
Ignition mode, and honestly it wasn't THAT better than the HG, the posability is 10/10 and the legs were cool though.

>>3111015
And with legs I mean leds.

>>3111015
Did you build it as the normal version or the Repair mode?

>>3110945
Because they're responsible for all of the problems plaguing /jp/.

The countless offtopic /r9gay/ + /trv/ threads to which we've been subjected as of late, the bawwson/anontalk spamming, the infiltration of K-on viral marketers, ksdevs + sankakuagents, and the elevated amount of trolling and reporting of legitimate NEET topics; all of this is the work of normalfags.

If /jp/ was purged of these kinds of ignorant, pseudo-intellectual wage slaves, all of our problems (except how to survive when our parents die) would go away.

>>3111075
>>pseudo-intellectual wage slaves

Oh it's you again.

>>3111082
Is the guy from the college thread?

>>3111075
but this thread was started by a NEET type so how does that go with your arguement?

Also fake a disability for problem two.

>>3111049
I went with repair since I already have normal exia.

>>3110718

Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday to you~

Happy birthday dear anon

Happy birthday to you~

>>3111075
Life insurance. I'm sure you could live the rest of your life on a million dollars.

>>3111094
He's not a NEET type. He's a wannabe normalfag. They're sometimes even worse than the real deal, mostly because the real deal is too busy doing other things away from their computers.

OP just reminded me, next month is my birthday. I try to block it out of my memory because I know no one will care about me. Maybe I'll buy a cupcake and put Miku next to it... Imagining she's singing happy birthday to me.

>>3111121
ah I see, good luck with that, and remember you can get sick from absorbing that pee on your floor through the soles of your feet so always aim for a drain when you piss on the floor.

>>3111094
A true NEET disdains contact with other human beings; it's tedious and boring, taking time away from things you actually enjoy doing, like hotgluing figs or playing eroge.

As such, anyone who complains about being "ronery" has no place here; such people are nothing more than inept normalfags who could never aspire to the glorious name of true NEET.

>>3111167
Don't you mean a vent?

>>3111181
NEET isn't a status symbol, it's just a state of unemployment. That being said, I pretty much agree with the rest.

>>3111167
Spoken like a true normalfaggot who's never actually pissed on the floor.

Assuming you defecate into your underwear/chair, there's absolutely no health risk associated with wading through pools of your own piss. Piss is sterile.

Either way, get out and don't come back until you actually know what you're talking about.

>>3111181
You can never convince me to stop yearning for my 2D waifu.

>>3111219
Getting up and going to the bathroom involves no social contact whatsoever, you can still be an asocial NEET and not have to keep changing your underwear.

>>3111196
NEET is just a state of being, but true NEET is not.

I use this distinction because:

a.) by definition, being Hikkikomori requires you to be a Jap
b.) there are in fact many fake NEETs (ie, non-otaku NEETs) out there currently thanks to the karmic justice of the current depression.

Many normalfags seem to find issue with my use of the term, but barring a better one, this will do. Their opinion doesn't matter anyway, as they don't belong here.

>>3111219
I used to pee on the floor when I was younger, thats what the doctor told me.

Sorry I haven't gone into the finer details of your artform.

>>3111226
Yearning for your 2d waifu is not only acceptable, but laudable. You're doing the right thing, hold your head high.

>>3111181
Isn't that more along the lines of a hikkimori?

>>3111253
Try shut-in, schizoid personality disorder, or Asperger syndrome. All of those are more of what you are going for.

>>3111243
Who ever said I need to change my underwear? Not having shit in your pants is just one of those stupid social conventions I eschew.

>>3111257
The doctor is a normalfag bound by the hollow and worthless conventions of social mores. As someone who pisses on the floor every day, I can tell you that there are no problems unless you also defecate there.

>>3111282
whats it smell like after weeks?

>>3111275
Enjoy your yeast infection.

>>3111282
Why haven't your parents kicked you out on the street? I know mine would if I pulled that stunt. I'm not giving up my comfy life for some sort of meaningless rebellion against social norms.

>>3111243
>Getting up and going to the bathroom involves no social contact whatsoever, you can still be an asocial NEET and not have to keep changing your underwear.

>>3111275 has it right on the mark. Consider; if you use the bathroom twice daily and spend ~2 minutes each time doing so, you're spending 24 hours each year on the toilet.

In that amount of time, you could have completely finished a VN, masturbated 4-6 times or practiced and 1cc'd every Touhou game on normal or better.

Only a normalfag would sacrifice so much valuable time for the sake of vanity, conformity and public approbation.

>>3111289
A true NEET eats a very sparse and tasteless diet and as a consequence, smell is not an issue (at least for his piss).

If I indulged in a lot of soda, candy, etc then it might be an issue, but as I am a true NEET, I don't have the money or inclination for worthless frivolties like that; ramen and water are good enough.

Leaves more money for weeaboo goods, electricity, internet and actual important purchases.

>>3111312
Leeching off your parents =/= living with them.

>>3111334
But I'm not that efficient with my time. I sometimes just stare at the wall and daydream. I can daydream and walk, so it's not like going to the bathroom is that much of a waste. Now, bathing yourself, that actually requires work.

>>3111366
>Leeching off your parents =/= living with them.

Your parents just send you money despite the fact you aren't in college? Why? I just get by from being mostly ignored and eating leftovers.

>>3111368
If you can successfully daydream while taking a dump, you're either a better NEET than I am, or you're homosexual.

>>3110718
Same here, except my birthday was a few days ago and I spent it alone and without electricity. (Damn electrical fault)

Then when it finally got fixed I looked in my emails and only found spams and one birthday greeting... and its from me. Seems that I signed up for one of those delay email service that will send an email to you to a set time in the future.

Inside the email is my past self congratulating me on my birthday and being optimistic in general. It also congratulated me for completing objectives. But I never accomplished any of those so it just ended up depressing me.

No more sending future message for me.

So why don't we have a "I'm so NEET I shit my pants" macro yet?

>>3111386
People read while on the toilet, it's not that different.

>>3111399
Fund it.

Funny, today was my GMs birthday and I have a feeling he's the OP. He was playing WoW all day.