/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31085550
>Courtier, why do these foxes keep showing up in my mansion?
>I'm a baron dammit! Shouldn't they be going for counts or dukes?

>>31085550
who IS the fluff god?

We know succubi sometimes can't help but get involved in matters of love and romance, even between humans, and trying to push the would-be couple into a more decadent relationship.
But I wonder what would happen if a succubus learns about an unhappy couple were both parties are cheating on the other.

>>31085610
hug bug!

>>31083675
Gozu, Kujata, Apis, Moloch, Golden calf

>>31086746
>Moloch, Golden calf
You could combine those two into a radical faction cow.

>>31086763
>Being an adventurer is hard when everything is trying to rape you.

>>31086763
Adventurers and knights need to watch out for all the unmarried abominations lurking within dungeons.

>>31087731
Ave, true to Maou

Does anyone have the full set for this?

>>31087713
Unmarried abominations dragging single men down into the dungeon to never see the sun again.

>>31086639
>"Hubby"
>"Get the dark matter"

>>31088556
Fire mouse got a cold from practicing outside.

>>31085725
>walking with my husband in public
>when he is in squid form

I only want a monster that knows how to use her tail like pic related

>>31088182
Unfortunately not
I really want the preg version.

>>31089100
I'd make this kind of deal with a flayer: for every hour we act like a normal couple in public, I spend one hour as her dick squid at home.

I want to take a ride on the cleft slide.

What if
Nekomata, but the motives of a tanuki

>>31089541

>>31089548
How terrifying.

A man's place is between his wife's enormous breasts.

Bogey hugs

>>31090389
Any good Bogey stories?

>>>31044489
If honourable battle obsessed monsters were blown away by a demon silver firing line would they be angry or impressed? Who would be the Oda Nobunaga equivalent to unite arr of Zipangu with this new technology

>>31090328
Exactly and don't let the sabbath convince you other wise.

Keep fairies away from the alcohol!

>>31083675
>>31086746
Catoblepas

>>31091110
A cattle pass? Yes, I'll have one.

>>31091308
How can you even stay upright with tails like that?

>>31091363
With tails like that you wouldn't need to.

>>31091308
Here comes the mofu

>>31091430
But she is in that picture?

>>31091860
Yeah, but she doesn't need to be.

>>31092007
ok bro

How do I calm a Eros extremist down?

>>31092174
Stab her.

>>31092174
Poetry and a diddy on your guitar normally work. Don't do the guitar thing in front of a gandharva if you suck, though.

>>31092174
blow her mind with your weapons grade philosophical insights.

>Young king ruling with a council.
>The council members are all mamono disguised as beautiful human women
>The disguises are starting fail more often
>Tails, black sclera, snake eyes ect sometimes appear for a split second.

>>31092447
>It surprises them at first to know they're not the only ones trying to get in his pants.
>Its now a race with the clock to see who gets to jump his bones first.

>>31092594
I bet it looks suspicious when the court priestess is getting very clingy with the young king. Then again, she never really tired to hide her curves with her "Order" priestess outfit.

>>31090512
This succ is my favorite monster kc has ever done.

>>31092861
Succ onee-san is so cool!

>>31092174
Shouldn't those be love potions or something?

>>31092782
Its only suspicious because the spymaster keeps pointing it out, along with making some veiled references about what she's really 'praying' for.

>throwing insults at the leader will result in mandatory milkings

>>31093083
>"Lims suck, you can't convince me otherwise."

>>31092951
>"Don't listen to that heretical foreign fox, my lord"
>"Besides, she has been stealing your underwear"

is it a red flag when a unicorn wife starts asking her husband to hug and have more personal time with monster friends?

>>31093083
Quit daydreaming bitch, or next time you'll be cleaning the toilet without a brush. I knew that low price was suspicious, what a lazy slave.

>>31093083
What if I say nice things?

>>31093564
Save Pharaoh

What would you say to a loli Sabbath monster if she asked to pog you off?

>>31093564
Save them all!

>>31093564
Woah, free Lim!

>During a dream got to play with Pharaoh tits for a bit, then got puff puff'd by her.
Felt great but then the dream turned into a palace tour, and then I woke up.

>>31093564
That wight looks happy someone's gonna buy her and fuck her back into thinking like a drooling zombie

>>31093658
The same but you get headpats before and after.

>>31093564
Some domfags are kinda sad

>>31094388
It's hard for anyone not to be sad these days anon.

>>31092594
>>31093479
>They all cuntblock each other when trying to groom him "for command'
That's funny. I like to think they would be able to work together effectively when a situation calls for it.Wait until the king hits puberty

>>31094313
I just want a big booty lilim to mindbreak me through facesitting. I don't even care if am out for a week.

>>31085550
>Fluff for the fluff God!
Skulls for the skull tower.
>https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-55283313
Would you sacrifice yourself for your aztec waifu?

>>31094070
>Pharaoh gets nervous while with anon and tries to recover from spilling her spaghetti by pivoting into a palace tour
pathetic, this is why I'm apophis gang for life

>>31094595
>I like to think they would be able to work together effectively
I mean that will happen when it turns out his Queen Mother(or Queen Momster) is actually a nurari or bicorne in disguise.

>>31094595
Things will accelerate greatly at that point.

Caution: K9 Unit Present

>>31095125
>I accept my fate

>>31094730
What's an apophis going to do? Take you on a tour of her cave?

>>31095502
Savage.

>>31094696
Well the princess has been looking for a new "throne". >>31094696

>>31095125
>Oh god he's crying what do I do
>He won't let go
>They never covered this in training

>>31094991
Like mating pressing the fertile and horny court dark priestess? Or doing the seductive fox spymaster doggy style while she is pleading with you in her foreign tongue to go harder?

I bet lilims flex on each other how hard and long they managed to mind break their husband. Or how easily they managed to make him ahegao outside of sex, like for example stroking his hair or whispering in his ear.

>>31095896
>ywn be forced into a ahegao mindbreak from getting cuddled while she whispers sweet nothings in your ear
Just end me bros

>>31095826
Of course, likewise the battle-hardened demon marshal gets missionary position with handholding for the sole sake of producing heirs

>>31096241
>Post training 'relaxation techniques' are just her moaning as he breeds her.

mixing cum with gazer goo

>>31096581
You get covered with the goo and the Gazer gets covered with your cum

>>31094696
It's a real shame that Veronica never took off. Somebody could always commission art though I suppose

>>31095752
>Be a lilim's throne
>Get to live at a nice place
>She gives you cool video games and nice food
It would probably be pretty nice

>>31096142
>WUV'D dot com

>>31096844
Psilme stuff probably didn't do many favors there.

>>31096581
>>31096802
Maybe it goes hand-in-hand with her casual nudity, but my waifu sure does enjoy ruining my clothes with both my seed and her goo.
Afterwards she'll tear it off and make a mess of us all over again.

>>31089207
my fish is good for this

>>31097152
Just don't wear clothes yourself.

>>31097427
Aren't sahu tails kinda thicc for prehensile actions?

>>31097514
she can still hook it around me

>>31096142
I'm not so convinced the breaking of my mind would be a good thing, its not very functional to start with.

Cunny!

How would you introduce your living human girlfriend to all your undead family members during the holidays?

>>31097790
It's only "mindbreak" 2bh. A temporary thing. It would probably fix you if anything

>>31095502
>This is where I come to cry every night
>”Cool”

>>31097904
Yes?

Floof Woofs.

>>31098038
Please do not inject the anon with shog goo, bad things will happen

>>31098979
She'd feel better if you had more redundant vital organs.

>>31099098
Who needs stupid organs that fail and kill you when you can be a badass semi translucent slime man

What can it mean when your male best friend and your monster childhood friend-turned-sweetheart start to call you "cuckbuck" when they think you can't hear them?

>>31098915

>>31099922
How do I jack off with slime though? It sure as hell ain't TURGID.

>Man and a succubus enter a room in an inn.
>Loud moaning starts echoing from the room
>Everyone thinks they are having hardcore sex
>He is actually just massaging her tail.

>>31100565

>>31100565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclnwYyhcos

>>31100537
Big, meaty, tails

Against the yak don't hold back.

>>31089541
it's like an extended navel

>>31100565
>>31100690
https://youtu.be/Ygd30F7_8E4

>>31101146
Paimon!

Druella is surprise-marrying you!

>>31101571
When will someone teach monsters that marriage requires consent of both parties involved?

>>31101571
But I already have a wife.

>>31100690
I didn't know Chuan could speak english and do things that aren't dota?

>>31101571
But I'm a pathetic loser, what does she see in me?

>>31101571
I really doubt I could handle the responsibility of royality though.

>>31101886
The workings of a lilim's mind are beyond human comprehension. Just accept her love.

Well?

>>31101968
Your only responsibility is to give her many daughters.

So where do we go once /jp/ becomes a full on hololive board and we cant keep it from being bumped off constantly?

>>31102050
I'd let her break me.

>>31102340
http://touchfluffytail.org/

Come home white man

27 years have now passed
Since the day I first gasped
Alone through most of life
Not even a single girlfriend, let alone wife
How majority of women are always a pest
It stands clear why monstergirls are best
Lamias with their hugs and scales
They love you every inch, head to tails
Centaurs with their gallant stride
They will let only on their back to ride
Harpies with their light, soft feathers
Feels far greater than one hundred sweaters
Slimes who can become any shape
But be careful, they are known to rape
Spider girls with their web and legs
Keep you in their grasp for days
Holstraus with their content nature
Always makes them a lovable creature
So many monstergirls left to see
Too little time to continue this spree
To all who love the stranger types of girl
My wish to you is you find that pearl
And whenever you see a lamia tail swish
That is a fulfilled Christmas wish

That is all. Thank you.
Merry Christmas Monstergirl Thread. No poetry until the new year.

>>31102816
happy birthday anon.

>>31102471
I refuse

>>31102966
well where else, whats our backup plan?

>>31102471
I remember back when the site was conceived years ago nobody saw it as anything other than an autistic middle finger attempt at the thread by a few enfant terribles. I personally gave it like a year at best. Instead, it lives on while seemingly impervious pastebin implodes. To win truly is to outlast.

>>31098028
Think of it like percussive maintenance for your brain.

>>31102816
Happy BD. Expect that reposted in less than 2 months.

>>31103061
TFT is the darksyde phil of momstergirl boards

Who does the monster listen to first? The uninfluenced mind of a man or his insatiable penis that begs for sex?

>>31103440
Man's mind can be deceitful, but the penis never lies.

>>31100537
I headcannon that, to slime, other slime still feels like various materials. For example, once you get slimed by your Shog, the utensils feel smooth and hard instead of gooey. Or you can make your Nightgaunt’s slime into fur and when you pet it, it looks and feels fluffy despite still being slimey.

>>31100641
What’s going on with the cow on the bottom right?

All Hail Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Mother of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Stewardess of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Godesses, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Mistress of the Never-Ending Horizon, Mistress of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Godessess, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deaconess of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False Godess's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion mistess, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds The Pharaoh!

>>31103974
>Slayer off Reddittras

>>31103201
I want some of that from a shog

>>31103974
The bigger the pharaoh the more work for your tongue.

>>31104099
As her husband you also accumulate titles.

Of course do you really wish to be called "Most adorable one" or "He who's Phallus was blessed by the godesses"?

>>31104258
It sounds cooler in her language, okay.

>>31104282
Even "her Majesty's widdle snugglekitty"?

>>31104258
>He who's Phallus was blessed by the godesses
I'll take that one. You can call me Goddick for short.

>>31104352
Yes.
Though usually that one gets brought up by the Pharaoh's Sphinx advisor, much to her chagrin.

>>31104352
Especially that one.

>>31104352
>>31104282
>Sphinx advisor snickering every time

>>31104396
>>31104404
>>31104443
>Anubis advisor dying a little inside every time she hears it

>>31104468
>"He who's Phallus was blessed by the godesses"
They do know all about this one though

Made for being worshiped.

>>31104527
She also knows "Spanker of the Advisor's Mighty Rump."

>>31104667
How would you go about it? What about the gifts?

>>31104707
You know that bloody cat is into it, though.

>>31104913
Ain't the sphinx getting spanked (usually). It's strange what being called a "bad girl" can do to a canine.

>>31103974

Loli salamanders must have baphomet-tier amazing pussies and butts.

>>31103974
Armies would just leave in two hours on account of how long the title is.
Also you would need a beer or something to keep your throat from drying out

>>31105784
Breathing through the skin is fair game.

You know where they take men to after they get sentenced to jail?
They take em to the stables where they will get violently bred with by centaurs as punishment. Unicorns for extra edgy boys.

>>31105784
Undead stay winning.

This is the face of a vicious sexual predator

>>31107352
But I wanted a cute demure unicorn waifu

>>31107687
You're gonna have to let her work out two decades of sexual frustration before you get to the deredere center.

>>31107517

Is Bogey a bigger shotacon than Dark Mage?

>>31108167
>Yeti31
?

>>31108034
The farmlands are so safe that I don't think there's much adventuring opportunity there.

>>31108034
Don't look into those eyes, they'll cast a charm spell on you!

>>31108274
Yeah, you should totally unequip all your armor and weapons so you walk faster through them.

>>31108246
That’s the thirty-first yeti.

>>31108362
But that's clearly a white horn.

>>31108390
>white horn
has antlers
is a male
has a penis

>>31108362
This sounds like an in-joke made by an ever so slightly frustrated echidna.

Anybody remember the magic man greentext way back when monster girl threads were still on /a/? Was that ever credited to anybody or was it just a random anon?

>>31108390
That's a Yeti wearing antler earmuffs, a wig, and White Horn clothes

>>31109014
Has hoofs

>>31109092
Hoof boots, she's very dedicated to her White Horn cosplay

>>31109092

>>31109014
Those are really small hands for a Yeti.

>>31108351
No, I need them equipped to carry them with me.

you know in spanish the word for hunt sounds very similar to the word for marry.

>>31109693
I want to throw myself into the ocelomeh pit.

Granny cunny!

>>31109826

>>31109909
Perfection

>>31109693
The Four Souls has decide to begin a campaign of colonizing a Ocelomeh nation.

>>31109909
what's a wedding night with kuro like?

>>31110045
Prepare your pelvis.

Would a cancer like a stinky smelly unwashed dirty uncut salaryman's giant bumpy cock in her tight adorable little girl mouth?

>>31110390
can we give give them a nickname? cancer is just you know...

>>31110452
Crab cutie?

>>31109909
I love lolibaba monster girls!

I need help, I bumped into some guy with an ochimusha maid and didn't say sorry and now I hear bury the light blasting off in the distance how long do I have left to write my will?

>>31109730
I want to taunt the Ocelomeh by throwing condoms into their pit

>>31110916
>Cheshire-chan hears about her fellow cats being bullied in such a manor
>It's incredibly funny to her
>But you know what is even funnier
>Pride before the fall
>Off to toss another condom into the ocelomeh pit
>Trip over a purple fuzzy foot and fall straight into said pit
>Last thing you see is an extremely smug cheshire before being buried between ocelomeh thighs for a whole week straight

>>31111501
ok but i'm taking her with me on the way down

>>31111583
Mamono in such pits take what they get. She can use her tongue after all.

>>31111583
Sounds like another cat to add to the rape pile.

>>31110865
Yuki-chan has been learning bad habits from Tsurara-sensei!

How do I gain the acknowledgement of the local monster girl queens?

>>31111860
She hasn't learn any thing bad from Tsurara-san she has just became more 'direct'.

>>31112175
Gain levels and do quests.
Past level 10 you should start drawing their attention.

>>31112348
>"A shelter from the storm outside, a warm meal, and a night to stay! What do you want in return?"

>>31112175
Accept the invitation of the Automaton queen first, and walk out of the Horny 38.

>>31112593
You know what.

another skeb, more school
http://twitter.com/gyurinos/status/1341408397728616457

Deathclaw just wants a hug!

>>31113015
That style really suits her

>>31112926
I would stand no chance against a kej. Even when they are not even among my favorites. I guess I am just weak against those seductive types. They are somewhat similar to some of my favorites like demon and nurari I guess. Scary and seductive mamono!

>>31113112

>>31112969
>A hug?

Been thinkin' how nice it'd be to be inside a lamia

>>31113015
Gazer butt is for lewd.

>>31113649
>>31113649
>do demonic ritual to get a familiar who can do the house chores
>accidentally summon high ranked femdom succ instead
She is an excellent cook though

>>31113220
Sounds like your list of favourite monster races is similar to mine. Except the age range is different.

>>31112175
>Throne seeking queen!
Put up ads like this

>>31112348
Healthy.

>>31114673
The feet make me laugh though.

I want to introduce a living healthy tree to a manticore for the first time

>>31115383
What

>>31115416
they live in monster girl Nevada, they don't know what a tree looks like

>>31102816
Happy birthday, bless you

>>31115224
>asstolfo night

>>31095773
>portals open
>MGs start getting jobs in our world
>some of the strongest Hellhounds, Onis, and Manticores apply for the police department
>no one prepared them for “Jumper Training”

>>31115224
This, but with a bombshell demon-senpai

>>31115383

>>31115570
Turns out "just hug the sucker" works pretty well.

>>31115570
All you need is a dark slime lurking below

>>31116226
I dread when you find a new picture you like.

>>31113522
All I want for Christmas is you.

>No strongthick monster girl to break into my house while I head out to go lifting just so she can lay on my bead with a santa hat and christmas ribbons on herself.

What kind of embarrassing secrets would you tell your maid when drunk?
>>I Just Love your feathers!

>>31116669
I don’t drink.

>>31116669
If I did?
>Sho tell me, how big would your breasts need to be for them to be too big for you?
>Alsho, how many kids would be too many for you?

Spookytaur.

the cat stares intently

>>31116823
Gonna pat that cat.

>>31116669
>I've been deshenshitized to death by my job so much I hired a wight maid
>I....only want an undead waifu because you can always be the cool side of the pilow

>>31089541
>Unagi Joro sets herself on a decent high place; enough to where the whole length of her body can extend outwards.
>She can set you on her lap, and then just let you slide down
>As soon as you reach the end, you'll be coiled up and brought back to her lap again
Like one of those slip and slides, but it's an eel monstergirl.

>>31092174
Marry one, duh.

Know the difference, it could save your life.

a

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that monster girls can tell when you're tired and that they will take you to bed for rest if you get too tired.

>>31117207
"AAAAAA" yourself!

>>31117282
WAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>>31117193
For me it's gob

Has MGE stopped being shit yet?

I need an evil Fox that goes: "Gakakaka~"

>No shy, shortstack monster girl noble that gets married to me by chance.
It hurts.

>>31117229
Can't wait to cuddle with the grape snek

>>31116669
I still have a hard time believing you are real. I still don't trust your love, not really; I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm sorry- I just cant seem to let it go...

>>31118349
>Snek wraps you up in her tail and can still slither up to bed with you.
Its just pre-emptive cuddling.

I’m looking for a thick Celtic Werewolf girl to make pups with.

>>31118443
Does she talk about never getting her freedom taken away?

>>31118443
Does she complain about the Roman republic?

>>31118485
She does have an innate disdain for Oliver Cromwell

Become comfy

>>31118565
>Papa, why does mama paint half of herself blue on Halloween?

>>31118664
>She really doesn't like the English

Your Favorite Monster Girl

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>>31118543
Now I want to help a Lim fight some Optimates for the good of the Republic.

>>31118825
>no undead option
pass

>>31118710
Its not her fault townies smell so bad.

>>31118710
Does anyone?

>>31118946
Anyone who wasn't breasted on by them.

>>31119137
can you elaborate on that process?

>>31119272
Groups that didn't end up like Welsh, Scottish, or Irish. Especially the Welsh.

>>31115224
Am I blind or is that incredibly lucky man not so lucky in the sense that he’s missing an arm?

>>31119428
My guess is that he's holding his arm up and it's obscured by her.

>>31119464
Maybe? But there, like, shading on the bottom on his pseudo-nub. Makes it look like it’s rounded off. Granted, it could just be an elbow.

Have you been a good boy this year?

>>31119428
>>31119511
His arm is reaching across her bottom. We’re only seeing the inside of his elbow

>>31119577
Yeah, where's my milf snek?

>>31119577
I think so? Probably? Hopefully?

>>31119602
lewd

>>31119577
No >:)

>>31119346
Interesting how Paganism and Catholicism were, for a brief period, both plagued by a shared foe: Puritanism

Minimum size for "cow" status.

>spikey blue-haired asian woman cornering you in an alley, making a blowjob motion with her hand and tounge out, while violently fingering her pussy to make more electricity to control you for upcoming sex
Just another day in Zipangu.

>>31120541
What's the maximum?

>>31120975
No such thing per its definition.

It seems like no matter what you do, you'll just end up encountering a monster from simply doing regular routines. Their will definitely by a kitchen/chef-related monster like a brownie in the future. Or maybe a laundry-related monster. Or a bathroom-related monster. Or shopping-related monster. Or a building monster.

Apophis cum is purple!

>>31121221
So is Dark Slime.
Coincidence? I think not.

Cleaning up space, one space outlaw anon at a time.

I ran this shady exe file off of alraunewire and now my automaton is stuck in gyaru mode, what do I do to turn her back?

>>31122393
Close your firewall, it's the only way

>>31122393
This is why my robot wife is a closed system. Absolutely no ability to connect to the internet.

>>31122420
Anon firewalls don't help if your system is already infected.

>>31122508
But her friends are still outside
If you let them in they might take her with them when they leave

>Dance, Dragon-san!

>>31123419
Dance?

>>31124090
What seems to be the officer, problem?

You know I understand the candles, virgin's blood, and pentagram for summoning a succubus but what's the rose petals, queen sized bed and chocolates for?