/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x] Take off dress, go to sleep

[x] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[x] Take off dress, go to sleep

[X] Shove arm back in, go to sleep

DON'T TEASE THE FLANDRE, KIDS

[X] Take off dress, go to sleep

Please tell me we have enough sense to hide the fucking thing when we do.

[X] Take off dress, go to sleep

Don't rip it. And we don't want Flan to think we died.

[x] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[x] Shove arm back in, go to sleep

>[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[ ] Take off dress, go to sleep

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[x] Shove arm back in, go to sleep

[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

If we take off the dress, I fear we will have a BAD END when Flandre finds us.

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[x] Take off dress, go to sleep

[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[X] Take off dress, go to sleep

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[XXXXXXX] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[x] Take off dress, go to sleep

take off dress, go to sleep

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

tempting choices

[X] Shove arm back in, go to sleep

[x] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[x] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

>>309781
Wait, why not?
I don't see any reason why that wouldn't be beneficial.

[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

btw, i hate you guys for putting us back down here

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

[X] don't go to sleep
we need to be awake to progress the story guys

[x] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

I think skelly's gonna be pretty.

[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep
DECOY MOTHER FUCKERS

[] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

So, we'll put the dress on the skeleton and sleep right next to it? Seems rather grotesque

[x] Take off dress, go to sleep

[ ] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

>>309835
Flan's memory might be short-term, but not even she would just forget about us that easily.
If we aren't where she would expect us to be, we will join Mr. Bear in that big lake in the sky.

Or just in the lake.

>>309763
>>309768
>>309784
>>309788
>>309801
>>309804
>>309806

I believe this has won.

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT ABOUT PUTTING THE DRESS IN THE SKELETON IF WE AREN'T GOING TO FLEE RIGHT AFTER

[x] Shove arm back in, go to sleep

[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep

btw, we didn't chose. Are we going to sleep on flan's bed, or under it, or where?

>>309852

You want to sleep next to some naked skeletal guy? While wearing a dress?

That would be gay, man.

>>309866
Flan might be amused

admit it, you can't turn away from flandre

i don't like flandre, and now we're dressing up a skeleton
damn it guys

[X] Take off dress, go to sleep

As much as I like "Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep", I think that'd only be useful if we snuck out immediately after.

>>309866

THE LULZ, man! THE LULZ!

>>309866
Sleep under the bed, put skeleton in bed. Very simple.

>>309873
your right, we should butt secks the skeleton instead

>>309866
Obviously Flan will come in and see two Mr Dumbasses and become more interested in the one with the pink dress. While she is busy playing with it we leave and go learn magic.

I HOPE WE GET TO WAKE UP WITH FLANDRE IN THE SAME BED

Well, this is possibly the most ill-conceived idea I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

Good job.

Good god, we're fucked.

Flan will think the skeleton is us, releasing us from her vicegrip.

any death that is not related to the lake is a good death

Maybe she will sleep with Mr. Dumbass

>>309902
Maybe the Flan addicts should stop trying to kill us.

Let's wait until Flan is asleep and try to find that secret continue hidden in her vagina.

>>309894
YOU ONLY JUST REALISED THIS NOW?

at least it's finally going to e day 4. how many hours have we been up for anyways?

Wouldn't sneaking out after putting the dress on the skeleton a bad idea? I mean we're going to be in the mansion for awhile on Day 4 learning magic. What if Flandre decides to go to the library? We'd be fucked

>>309905
namekian hours are loooong

>>309916
see
>>309915

I wonder when GM will decide to take off the training wheels and stop giving us "Yes/No" choices after we pick something that will definitely kill us.

[X] Put dress on skeleton, steal a maid uniform, go to sleep

>>309916
And how are we going to get it out? If I remember correctly, she has superhuman strenght. I don't want my hand to be crushed by vaginal muscle!

Now die!

this is your price for making Keine sad

>>309928
Pray to whatever gods might exist in Gensokyo that Patchy just lends us a book instead so that we can get the hell out of this crazy house, and go snuggle with our gate guard, ice fairy, teacher, and immortal.

>>309939

He didn't for the "Jump in the lake" suicide option.

>>309934
>>309934
but that would be the most awesome death ever!

>>309955
i wanted keine ;_;

wasn't there someone drawing all these characters dieing a few nights ago?

>>309955
Keine was being tsun tsun though
And as much as I love tsun girls, I feel I have to let them cool their tsun off.

>>309965

>>309965
As did I. I guess this just goes to show, when you need to give a girl some space, don't do it by sneaking into a mansion of vampires and repeatedly killing yourself in their lake.

You all know damn well that the only thing that can kill us is the lake. GM has shown us that through all the bullshit situations in which we should have died.

>>309973

She was embrassed to be saved by egg-makin' lake drownin' Anon. She knows how useless he can be.

>>309965
I wanted Reisen

hmm, GM? you there?

YOU FOOLS MISSED ALL OF THIS!

>>309993
Soup time!

>>309990

I want Patchy.

>>309990
In want Flandre

>>309990

But I blew you away over the distance of 10kilometers because of your stupid fairy and PMS

>>310000
FUCK

>>309995
We could have taken Reimus place....
why is Anon so stupid?

Maybe Keine would erase all our deaths in the lake

>>309965
Keine route is still open. She's worried about us, and will probably rush the the mansion as soon as Cirno tells her what happened. We'll probably meet her next time we go to the gate.

YOU GUYS THINK SMALL, I'M HOLDING OUT FOR MIKO MIKO LOVE

Screw the odds. Reason, logic, curb, etc.

So, what group of touhoes you guys think we are going to meet next? My vote goes for the Hakurei Shrine

>>309995
>>310019
SOMEONE SHOOP REIMOOO TO ANON FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

>>310015
Reisen doesnt blow things away. She induces insanity. Thats what happens you anon sicks a fairy on people. GM gave us an option a while back to go back and talk to her again, hinting that she would be in a much better mood... but anon wanted to rush head long in to the lions den.

>>310034

Unless there are hot youkai at the bottom of the lake, none. Anon dies when Flandre comes back.

>>310000

>>310025
well that would suck. She would whisk us away before we have quality it can be china tiem

>>310034
We must journey to the top of the Youkai Mountain, to seduce Kanako and friends and learn how to harness the power of the lake.

maybe by choosing to sleep we actually have to wait the time it would take to sleep

You now what, Anon should give up on magic. Something tells me from pretty much from both canon and fanon that magic isn't something that can be learned in a single day. I mean shit, Marisa, Alice and Patch each have their own way and each spend large amounts of time researching their own methods. How is Anon, with a slightly above average intelligence, but nothing exterordinary going to learn to be remotely comparable to Youkai within a day?

My advice would be to give up on learning anything from Patchy, unless it's just a way to try and get closer to her. The best chance you're probably going to get for fast power will be to convince Keine to change your history so that you studied magic.

Humans in Touhou get their powers in one of a few ways:

* Born with it, often through links to youkai or some deity.
* Researching magic, at length.
* Spiritual power much like a shrine maiden.

Anon isn't spontaneously getting any of these soon without history altering powers or time hax. Hint: We've only befriended one person with one of these powers, and it isn't the time hax, both of those don't seem to like us.

>>310046

Your bravado is amazing, prompting a slight "Yay!" from Cirno as you step forward boldly... Unfortunately, Reisens eyes are closed, as stated, (Perhaps reading before going for the suicidal option would be smarter?) And she brings her hand up in a gunlike shape, pointing down the hall at the both of you. "Four..." She sounds far less impressed than Cirno.
[ ] "Look, I'm sure we can talk this over. We're both rational folk here. All we wanted to do was explore."
[ ] Grab Cirno, charge past her!
[ ] Grab Cirno, flee!
[ ] "Cirno, attack!" You yell, and charge at the lunar rabbit.
[X] "Cirno, attack!" You yell, and charge at the lunar rabbit.
"ALRIGHT!" Cirno yells excitedly, easily catching onto the right concept, and seems to prepare something as you run right at Reisen. The well dressed lapine girl promptly opens her eyes wide, staring right at you...
Huh. You know, you were SURE there was a floor there five seconds ago. Oh wait, it's on the ceiling now. It's also a bright pink.
After what seems like an eternity later, you wake up... In the bamboo forest... Alone. You're not sure what the hell happened back there, nor where Cirno is. But you feel like you've been figuratively bitchslapped. Actually, screw figuratively, she probably did.

She DANMAKU'd us. Hence BLEW US AWAY.

Carefully, you remove the accursed garment, ensuring not to rip it as you peel it off from you, and take a sigh of relief as the frilly manacles are finally off of you.
You take out the skeleton and with slight apprehension place the pink, girly dress upon it's bones. You feel like you are desecrating the dead, but fuck, you're tired, you need no reasons. Stuffing it under the bed, you sleep on top of it. You swear you hear it creak like it moved, but it was probably just your imagination.


[ ] Dream 1

[ ] Dream 2

[ ] Dream 3

>>310058
Suwako the goddess of mountains and LAKEs lives there!

>>310090
Dream 2

>>310077
Magic = 10+ Continues.

>>310090
[ ] Dream 2

[X] Dream 2

>>310090
[ ] Dream 3. FEELIN LUCKY

[x] Dream 3

HAY GUYS
WE'RE SLEEPING WITH A SKELETON

[X] Dream 3!

[x] Dream 2

[x] Dream 3

>>310077
ANONYMOUS HAS AN INNATE REALITY MARBLE

ALSO
[X] Dream 1

[ ] Dream 3

>>310090
..wut?
2!

>>310090
[x] Dream 2

Dream 3

Skeletons are hot.

>>310075
Fuck, I'm not waiting 15 hours for a new thread.

[X] Dream 2

Werecow dream, werecow dream, NO WHAMMIES.

[X]Dream 2

>>310077
Well I agree, but mostly because I like this story is much more interesting because of that survival feeling. Anonymous is a simple, humble guy who just got lost in Gensokyo. Seeing us flying and casting spellcards in my imagination makes me laugh and facepalm at the same time.

>>310090
[x] Dream 2

Dream 2

Big Money Big Money Big Money No Wammy Big Money Big Money...

>>310090

BIG MONEY BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES... AND... STOP!

[X] Dream 2

[ ] Dream 3

[X] Dream 1

[x] Dream 1

I HOPE THESE ARE LIKE TSUKIHIME DREAMS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>310143
>>310144

HOLY FUCK, PRESS-YOUR-LUCKMIND

[X] Dream 1

[X] Dream Thumb

Fuck 2! 2 is an evil whore. A VOTE FOR 2 IS A VOTE FOR COMMUNISM!

>>310090
[x] Dream 1, 2 and 3.

I SURE DO HOPE THIS DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE A BAD IDEA.

>>310090
[x] Dream 3

>>310143
>>310144

Moneymind?

>>310077
you forget that when we play with GM, if we study for one day, we study for one namekian day

Dream 3 wins.

[X] Dream 1

Dream 2 wins by meer seconds

Hi anon, i just upgraded ur continues

>>310143
>>310144

There's no way that could be Dr. Doujin samefagging... there's only a 1 post difference...

Not only were they both thinking Press Your Luck, they both picked Dream 2.

>>310143
>>310144

Huh....cool.

[x] Dream 2

>>310179

should be eggs, not pizza

[X] Dream 3

>>310179
PIZZATORI

>>310143
>>310144

Fucking capped. I've never seen such extreme hivemind... ever.

>>310182

Dr. Doujin is known for samefagging and agreeing with himself.

>>310208

Hence why I said

>There's no way that could be Dr. Doujin samefagging... there's only a 1 post difference...

because it's true. Unless he had 2 separate computers with 2 separate IPs and was godly lucky.

>>310208
also, extreme drama

>>310202
Tori?

>>310241

Or 2 opera\firefox tabs one of which is proxified.

>>310208
You are full of shit. I rarely ever post, much less make a same post.

Not to mention that would be impossible. The timing was too close, and I would have been blocked by flooding.

>>310128
>>310143
>>310144
What the fuck is with Option 2 and a fear of Whammies?

>>310202
Tori?

We call that a Hive Mind Moment

>>310208
Well at least he's not posting visibly in this thread.

>>310272
Who the fuck wants one of those smug bastards taking all their money?

Not I surely.

can it be draem tiem nao?

>>310272

>>310293
Stop calling me Surely!

>>310271
Tori.

>>310175

We may have DBZ pacing, but no TIME CHAMBER hax. We ain't dodgan danmaku yet and everyone has the upper hand still, however it does take a several days to complete a encounter.

>>310293
Stop calling me Shirley!

>>310309

Ah fuck, so as soon as we learn magic, we're going to spend 14 threads powering up?

>>310309
>but no TIME CHAMBER hax.

Well, Now I regret using her Kitchen.

>>310304
I don't even know why it's drama time. This was an honest hivemind. Some troll is just being a little bitch because I am more concerned with the VN. Its probably even the same one from the previous thread.

This is why I don't like 4chan between 3pm and midnight. Too many highschoolers.

>>310321
Better start now.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh I get it.
GM went to sleep himself and had that dream. Clever.

>>310337

Or attacking the moon people, rite? Yup. Only chance now is to change history so we trained for a year. Otherwise we're gonna need some deus ex machina, stat!

>>310337
Ah fuck! So there was a good reason to make nice with Sakuya.

>>310381
Eww, you gave it attention. Ewwww.

>>310345
learn to read

>>310345
He meant dream time, you retard

>>310345

First, you`re just fueling the drama. Stop bitching and STFU.

Second, if you`re the one in charge of VN, I don`t want to see it.

>[X] Put dress on skeleton, go to sleep
Make her think YOU ARE...ALREADY DEAD.

>>310345
well I mean, you do kind of have a weird way of looking at it. "Wow, what a great idea this GM has. Let's start a side project dedicated to GM's work. While we're at it, fuck the original idea that inspired us, lets kill it so we can dedicate all our time to this side project that most of /jp/ doesn't seem terribly interested in in the first place." And then like someone said, it goes Duke Nukem forever.

>>310381
opps. I misread "draem" for "drama."

Stop shitting up the thread
Everyone just drop it and wait for hot dream sex.

>>310416
Blue board

i don't care about pads, this needs moar maids.

>>310438
Text sex isn't NSFW

>>310436
Too late slowpoke

The skeleton's going to revive and become MANnosuke

We're going to dream about fingers again, aren't we?

>>310445

Pic related?

>>310445
What the hell was he doing in the basement in the first place.

>>310416
>hot dream sex
shit sucks. I want mah hot vampire sex nao

>>310445
Amazing, but what's really going to happen is you just lost the game.

>>310436

OH GOD, IS THIS STILL IN NAMEK?

>>310436
That is illogical, Anonymous-sama.

>>310463

Let`s play that bedtop sport for indoor types, you mean?

i dont suppose anyone else noticed the ops picture and thought about Remila askig Flan to come see her. Then the constant options for going and listening to the conversation. Its rare for Remi to ask for Flan to leave the basement. I think we are headed for a bad end. No lake this time, we are going to be a desert by tea time.

>>310463

Seconded. We MUST talk Flan into having secks with us.

the lake calls out to us in the dream

>>310489
>We MUST talk Flan into calling us onii-chan.
fixed

Needs more Flan

>>310503
i agree completely, but only AFTER loli vampire secks.

>>310501
just another day with our beloved flan

Sequence written.
Brb.
You'll love this. There are naked Keines and Chinas.

>>310516

>>310527
DO WANT

>>310527

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>310527
YOU TEASE

>>310527
more than one keine?! do want

>>310527
I love you.

>>310527
FUCKING FINALLY

This better be comedy nudity and awkward sex

>>310527
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. I hope it involves mollusks

>>310561

>Okay, see you next month, GM.

>>310527

I love you, Alice.

>>310527
Okay, see you tomorrow, GM.

>>310527
This is too good to be true, ITS A FUCKING TRAP
THE LAKE IS GOING TO KILL US

>>310565
Mollusks? What?

>>310396
Oh ho. Enjoy. Though there is no real "in charge of" for the project since its "by Anon, for Anon" and everyone participates. I'm just an organizer you could say.

>>310403
I guess since I am the organizer I feel like I need to take the roll of the devil's advocate for the sake of the project. A lot of people are interested and participating, but that will die off as the novelty of these threads fades. Also, its hard to write without your main writer. We are in no way "trying to kill the original" since we are still using these threads in the project. It is no lie that I care about the VN more than these threads, I'm not trying to harm them. Why do you think I only vote after the vote count has been made? Besides, I hardly ever post. Instead I sit back and watch or work on the VN between updates.

tl;dr Quit freaking out, people.

Finally, we get to see if GM is good at writing secks scenes. I'm going to be pissed if we get Nasu quality "meat" action.

>>310527
You should post it soon if you know what's for YourOwnGood

>>310583
I like meat

>>310561
>>310568
i lol'd

>>310527
Meh. I don't like either.

>>310565
It will...In the LAKE.

>>310583
Silly Anon, did GM say anything about sex?

TENTACLE SEX

WITH THE LAKE

china and keine bathing naked in the lake
but you cannot reach them
that fucking lake

>>310527
Oh god DO WANT.

Hmm, I should shop red hair into this picture...

Did someone want a shop of this? This wait is killing me

BRACE FOR COCKBLOCKAGE

>>310627
...fuck

>>310660
EXCELLENT
*guitar riff*

>>310660
The fabled BEST END! It's so...beautiful!

>>310660
Awesome. The mic is a nice touch.

>>310699
Cirno is missing.

>>310591

Stop that.

>>310711
sadly, Youmu -> Cirno
if possible.

>>310711
Cirno is never missing.

>>310660
good work, saved for future generations

>>310627
* In Shao Khan's voice *
YOU WILL NEVER WIN

>>310722
What a bitch, srsly.

>>310740
Cirno deserves it.

>>310722
a saous for this was never given.

>>310722
Wow, I didn't know I could possibly hate her even more now.

I love Reimu. I want Reimu to insult me. I want her to beat me and call me names. I want her to constantly flaunt her greater strength.
As the rage builds up in me, the eventual rape is all the sweeter.

>>310722
>Icicle Fail
Oh, snap.
What a burn Reimu.
Fist bump!

>>310745
Koumakyou Former Part by Tohonifun.

>>310745
should be somewhere on gensokyo.org

>>310748
Indeed.

Poor Cirno

>>310745

ICICLE FAIL is just a shoop. Originally it was Icicle Fall.

But some anon just HAD to come up with this.

>>310753
...

You hypocrites

If ANY of you had the powers Reimu has and were surrounded by youkais in a permanent ''holier than thou'' mode you all would beat the shit out of them too

>>310777
REIMU IS PIG

>>310784
That was me. I enjoy the shoop more actually.

>>310785

>you all would beat the shit out of them then rape them

fixed

AUTOSAGE JUST KICKED IN YO

>>310785
Honestly?
I wouldn't. I'd probably just try to do my business like a good shrine miko.
I wish to be the little miko.

WHY WHY WHY DO I MISS YOU FOREVER?

hey guys, I just came up with a steamy hot sex scene, wait til you see it, you'll love it. back in 7 minutes, tops. waiting for soup

>>310831

GM is taking so long becuase he's waiting for this topic to reach the auto-sage limit, so that he can post the sex-scene as the first post of the new topic. That way everybody will see it!

>>310876
No, it's taking so long because GM decided to mix gum into his soup again.

>>310840
Nigga please

GUESS WHAT KICKED IN YO

>>310930
H-SCENE DREAM SEQUENCE

>>310930
see
>>310811

That's it, I need to go to sleep. Someone update the archives so I can read them after work.

Damnit, no matter how epic the scene is gonna be, I'm going to sleep.

Hmm, i think he must have got to horny wring that H scene, maby he will be back after he finishes fapping.

Yes, so if someone could link to the 4chan archives of the threads or past in these two decisions:
The one after we comment about about padding
And Something Else which I've forgotten.