/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So anyway, comfy.

>>31013602
Who/what is the person on the left?

>>31013602
How can kikis even compete?

>>31013742
He's just this guy, you know?

Kinda new to these threads and have been checking out the writers list. Which stories are some of your favorites?

>>31013785
By not being an abomination?

>>31013785
With the elder sign!

>>31014319
That's quite clearly a tree, I don't the people claiming it looks like a star

>>31013785
Kiki's have all natural tails not made out of goop.

What would it be like be unbirthed by a centauress?

I want to use a monstergirl's floaties...

>>31014482
Depends on how well the shrink potion works. But generally: erotic, tight, probably a bit smelly, and intimate.

You're given the option between identical twin kikis or five holsts sisters/cousins to marry.

Which will you go with?

>>31015064
The twins.
Just have to make sure i don't accidentally mixup their names during sex.

>>31014907
Woah! Monsters are incredible!

>>31015064
Throw in an equally busty mino, and those holsts have a deal.

Reminder that the longer you take to knock up your wife, the longer you miss out on this.

>>31016356
They are. Especially the ones that know how to use their tails!

>>31016889
I want to get drained to a shriveled husk by a harem of Regura milfs.

>>31016889
This one also looks like she could give handjobs with her feet, which is pretty impressive.

>marry ryu
>a couple months later she notices one of her shrine maidens seems kind of lonely and down
>invites her for a threesome
>didn't know shirohebi could turn that red

>>31019880
This is fine

Yeti season!

>>31021822
Kirei desu nee~

>>31021822
I want to make a snowman but my yeti neighbour keeps hugging them until they melt away. Then she feels bad about melting him so she starts to cry.

>hear knock at the door
>go and open it
>see this
Wat do?

>>31022461
Offer her rum cocoa

>>31022461
You look like hell. Want to come inside or something? I say this as my Manticore wife creeps around the corner and in the ensuing minutes becomes unusually clingy.

>>31021822
Also wendigo season.

>>31022101
You just gotta hug her back, that'll show her

>>31021822
Imagine this.
>Sex crazed yeti on the loose
>Wandering town after dark
>You're coming home from the store
>Make the mistake of saying hi to this girl
>Instant hug
>She's got a bit of a smell: the smell of a female in heat
>Hug starts to last too long
>You try to break away
>It's no use as her yeti strength holds you in with zero effort
>In the blink of an eye, you're knocked out
>Wake up hours later in a small, cozy cabin miles away from civilization
>Next to you is the crazy yeti, happily snoozing away in her king sized bed
>You panic and attempt to leave without waking her
>The door is locked multiple ways
>Start fiddling with the locks to get out when you feel a hot, heavy air brush across your neck
>Turn around to see crazy yeti face-to-face with you, giving off a yandere look that would put a shirohebi to shame
>"Leaving so soon, anon!?" she says as her smelly yeti breath wafts across your face
>Seconds later you're thrown back to the bed
>Her hot, sweaty ass grinding across your face
>Her warm, slimy mouth caressing your dick
This is your life now. You're the prisoner of a stinky yeti in a small cabin with no access to running water, phone, or internet. And even if you do manage to slip away out of the cabin and run to town, being so far away, the cold will slow you down enough that she'll catch up with you before you're even close and drag you back to the cabin for rough, punishment snu-snus for attempting to leave.

>>31017016
>Regura
Holy shit now I know how I want to die.

Monster gyaru best gyaru

>>31013602
Is pastebin back for anyone else?
Im seeing stuff that was locked just yesterday

>>31025515
Lucky but hopefully this is pastebin unfucking itself

>>31025515
Still can't see all of KDF's stuff.

>>31014117
I don't have a personal favourite, but the "-mg name- Short" serie by Magus Anon is great, MG Roulette is also quite good

>>31014117
>>31016832
Take your fatshit back to /d/

>>31022101
Have your Yuki-onna neighbor make a snowman around your body, then Yeti will be in for a shock when the snowman melts and she's hugging you

Which unconventional monster girls would eat your ass even if it wasn't 100% clean?
That is, the girls you wouldn't expect to do this like akaname or beelzebub

>>31014482
Inferior to getting unbirthed by a Echidna.

>>31031170
Depends on if you're into it or not.
If you're into it, I think a lot of monster girls would do it in private if they are married to you.
But in general? Probably only akaname or beelzebub and wonderland denizens.

>>31022461
You've got the wrong house, I didn't order any dweebs.

Her shielded tail is made to bonk you in the head so she can take you home

>Resisting pampering by the State Security is a treasonous act and punishable by rape.

>>31033052
>bonk
Please no

The average monster girl expect a minimum of nine ejaculations from you a day.
Three for breakfast, three for lunch, and three for dinner.

And when you take into consideration holidays or birthdays, even more will expected from you in one day. God forbid you've married a particularly lustful species; you're gonna be expected to pump out even more.

Haremfags, do you honestly think you could please numerous girls with this in mind?
I mean personally, I can pump out 10-11 ejaculations a day before my dick hurts, and the cummies stop flowing. Granted there'll be mamono mana in play to enhance your performance and stamina. But for a harem of 5+ girls? That seems like a monumental task everyday unless they're a particularly low libido, docile species. And even then, you're probably gonna be depriving them of a healthy, nutritious diet of your cummies.

>>31034015
It's a risk I'm willing to take.

>>31034015
When you have a harem, you incubize in no time. At that point, the human limitations on ejaculations are meaningless.

>be on sailing ship in the middle of the sea
>hear loud crash and screams, before everything goes black
>wake up on some broken ship parts acting as an emergency raft, drifting along the sea
>decrepit, ghostly looking ship that under any normal situation should be falling apart comes near
>crew of the ship drags you aboard with ropes
>they are all Ocean type monster girls
>get pushed towards the ship's parapet, where you can see most of your former crewmates lined up, you get pushed top of the line
>menacing looking Kraken girl captain donning a fancy pirate hat comes towards you and stares you in the eyes while smoking a pipe
>Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you... an escape
>Uhh...Ok?
>You get jump-raped by the Kraken while the rest of your crew suffers a similar fate at the hands of the monster crew

Maybe you Khans will rape a guy without looking him in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?

>Enjoying some comfy time while it snows outside.
>Soon hear a knock at your door just to see a little wendi looking up at you .
>Have to take her in and call the Wandering Wendi service while you sip hot chocolate and she and your cat growl at each other.

>>31034958
Mom and dad are here for pickup!

>>31034473
It would be pretty hot if they forced you to walk the plank while mersharks and krakens made obscene gestures and comments from below.

>>31034473
>Everyone is getting raped
>Please let my rapist be a nice mermaid
>I got the captain's 2nd mate
>She's the meanest scylla I've seen
>I don't like where any of this heading please help

>>31035296
By the time they get there she's going to be asleep and holding the cat that's napping on her blanket.
She's marked you as hers, prepared for her to begin romance techniques.

>>31035506
Could have been the Crab girl, look at it that way

>>31035418
>"Come on already jump"
>"we aren't going to do anything bad to you"
>Just jump so I can rape the shit out of you already"
>"The more time you take to jump, the longer I'll rape you"

>>31035737
>gets a bubble bath and happy ending
Lucky

Surely if I pray enough to Hathor, she'll send me a fertile milf wife, right?

>>31035737
>>31035887
Hold on boy I just wanna wash your willy

>>31036143
Yes, be it one of her divine servants or that girl with a crush on you that has a few ' improvements' made to catch your eye.

My holstaur wife has had some really swollen nipples, lately. I have a feeling that she's lactating in secret but I'm not sure how to confront her about it. She seems to be in a great deal of discomfort and I'm not sure how to help.

What should I do? I've honestly always wondered how a holstaur's milk tastes, and I'm thinking this might actually be a win-win situation, /mgg/...

>>31036436
I'll help you, Anon, but can I get some sauce on that image first?

>>31036436
>That ugly bastard in the corner
Get out.

>>31013602

>>31036436
It's been a while since H*tch shills showed up.

He and his artfag finished that sellout comic, didn't they?

>>31036436
Why don't you kill yourself to begin with

>>31036751
It's not Christmas yet

>>31036436
This is from that Western comic where the harpy gets gangbanged by UBs isn't it?

>>31037046
>This is from that Western comic where the harpy gets gangbanged by UBs isn't it?
Yeah. It's honestly one of the only good scenes in the comic. Worth pirating.

>>31036436
>Hatch is universally hated by monster girl communities
>Continues to make content for them anyway

Not sure if he's trash or based.

>>31037127
Anon I think you should leave.

>>31037171
Yeah, he should just make sure to post the page before getting the fuck out.

S-even hundred and twenty-five days until Avatar 2!

>>31037229
It's worth reading but not paying money for. Where can I upload it?

>>31037229
>>31037317
Take yourself to /trash/ where you belong.

>>31037317
Sad panda probably

>>31037127
This is a cursed image and I don't want to know what happens afterward.

>>31037273
I do admire her optimism and think that they won't delay it again.
Fucking hell that movie is 11 years old now.

>>31037572
I wonder what she wants?

>>31037277

>>31037822
What's in the booooox?

>>31037317
>>31037442
>>31037444
Merry Christmas. Ripped this from their Itch.io store.

https://exhentai.org/g/1805247/b3e9f6b5d5/

My first time uploading to EXH and the page thumbnails look kind of fucky but it should work.

Like I said, worth reading but not paying for.

>>31037317
>>31037442
>>31037444
Merry Christmas. Ripped this from their Itch.io store.

https://exhentai.org/g/1805247/b3e9f6b5d5/

My first time uploading to EXH and the page thumbnails look kind of fucky but it should work.

Like I said, worth reading but not paying for.

>>31038144
Hatch is a fucking hack. He thinks this is good dialogue?

>>31038226
>harpy pussy is out of this world
Technically...

>>31038144
Fuck off Hatch shills.

I wonder if a mint condition Zombie has any major differences from a regular one that has rot. An example of a mint condition Zombie would be a Lich who is acting as midwife necrolizing a human mother who died only seconds ago giving birth. It'd be funny if a complete lack of rot kept her intact both physically and mentally and it isn't until she notices that her heart isn't beating that she begins to believe that she's not the same as before.

>>31038144
>https://exhentai.org/g/1805247/b3e9f6b5d5/

I loathe Hatch but this was actually pretty decent. He found a halfway competent artist.

>>31038144
>You will never spitroast a loli harpy and make her gag on your semen.
I feel sad AND have an erection.

>>31038144
>Hatch quit trying to make shitty half-baked porn games and is producing doujins and LNs instead.
Based. I won't pay for them, but still based.

>>31038144

>all-you-can-eat buffet canceled

That's a cop-out on drawing a proper orgy scene and you fucking know it.

>>31038144
>Two 'nyaa' jokes on page 5.
Fuck you Hatch.

>>31038226
It's written by a Westerner. Why would you expect anything but hackery?

>>31038144
>no snakes or anubis

>>31038144
>this gets uploaded right before Christmas
Totally not part of his plan.

>replying to NTRniggers

>>31038144
Watching cosplay kobold get her asshole destroyed and turn into a crying, drooling mess was the only redeeming part of this "doujin."

>>31013636
man, these demon realms sure look very fancy

>>31038704
He's an idiot

Can I get a quick rundown on this hatch guy?

>>31038934
>cursed game dev
>hates femdom
>says MGE and Monmusume are boring takes on monster girls
>wrote a cursed greentext about a bullied hellhound that shoots up her school (then paid an artist to draw the orgy aftermath)
>sold out to make commercial porn games after saying he wouldn't do porn for money
>has a publisher that makes shitty Patreon games
>hires some decent artists
>continues to make content for some reason despite being widely despised

>>31039111
>>wrote a cursed greentext about a bullied hellhound that shoots up her school (then paid an artist to draw the orgy aftermath)
I completely forgot about this.

>>31020733
You say that, but soon your mistress will attempt to usurp your wife.

Surely there's not this many people with horrible taste in these threads and it's just one or two samefagging tards right?

>>31039381
These threads have always been filled with anons with shit taste.

>>31025111
Gyaru anything is ultimately better than the original and I will die on this hill.

I want the space between spring and summer
That is the best place

>>31039464
The exception is those works where the nice lady is turned into a full out whore who may or may not do drugs.
And the Gyari-oh tag

>>31039111
Accurate.

[excited Mindflayer noises]

>>31039675
just fuck my brain up, please

>>31039581
Why is that so popular?

>>31038448
I'd spitroast a harpy with you anon
>>31038416
The art is great compared to most western doujins.

I want a loli monster with a butthole so puffy I can tie a cute holiday ribbon around it!

>>31039857
I run on the thought that some people run on ''if i cant have a relationship, i'll enjoy someone elses getting ruined/ reinforce the "cant beat the cock/all women are whores" thing

Doesn't matter how loving a relationship is, somebody wants to see it crumble via greasy fuck with giganto dick whose somehow a master at sex.
Or cuckhold projection, theres that too

Single men beware.

>>31040100
Do you get treated differently if you offer yourself to them off your own volition?

>>31040100
Will she let me go if I say I'm basically already married to my right hand?

>>31040285
That is just inviting further doom, how dare you waste those potential children when there's a perfectly good monster in front of you.

>>31040100
*coughs on you*
Hah! Now you're too sick with demonic Old World plagues to fight back! Prepare to be colonized!

>>31040344
My offspring would be too weak for her.

>>31040016
That explains it very well.

>>31039581
What about whores (for you)?

>>31040100
i will sacrifice myself to this cat to protect you all won't worry

>>31040570
We call those lovers.

>>31040641
I want a wight lover.

>>31040625
Bye Anon

>>31039923
what would be the monster girl equivalent of this webm?
Two succs groping a fake man's bulge?

>>31040100
I'll just finger her vagina really deep until she's restrained from exhaust after orgasming violently. Then, I'll run away and escape while she recovers!

>>31039923
I remember seeing screenshots from a thread of a dude jacking off on one these for so long it become brown and had a fine layer of dried nut on it.

>>31039111
>despite being widely despised
Splitting hairs, but it's more like a vocal minority that hates his guts, combined with most folks just not particularly giving a shit. Not sure if that adds up to being widely despised.

>>31038144
Damn, that was good.

>wights get more beautiful as time goes on
>imagine what a wight must be like after a century or even a millennium of fucking her husband
>so beautiful that even lilims get inferiority complex when looking at her
>so beautiful it is supernatural, she is practically godlike/eldritch level
>can mindbreak you just by smiling at you

>>31041203
>>31039881
>>31038448
>>31038144
Cunts are out and about today.

>>31041406
*cucks

>>31041447
>>31041406

There's something strange about this harpy. Or maybe I'm just being paranoid.

>>31040100
We got Jaguars and tigers, where are the cheetahs?

>>31041302
That's why she has to dress up in commoner clothing to hopefully spare her husband's sanity

>>31041302
If I saw a wight I'd walk directly up to her and say "The only difference between a wight and a dirty stinkin' zombie is the dress. What you gonna do about it, ugly?"

>>31042172
She throw you in the zombie pit.

>>31038144
Why are there so many dicks in hentai? I swear 90% of weeb porn has either dickgirls or gangbangs.

>>31042172
>>31042225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB7tKA_-9Ks

>>31041590
Don't let the bird-brain memes distract you from the mythological origins of harpies.
>Vicious birds of prey that steal food and carry off evil doer's to have their way with them, tormenting men on their way to Tartarus
>Possibly due to their association with wind and storms, they were called the "hounds of the mighty Zeus"
>Blamed for disappearances in ancient times, so much so that someone who has gone missing was said to be carried off by harpies

>>31042253
It only had... Oh, actually, most of it was threesomes, DPs or gangbangs. Huh.

New commission, this time featuring motherly wight affection. What would undead milk taste like?
https://twitter.com/kodx4_/status/1341060436981022726

>>31042253
It's porn, what do you expect?

>Go to a romantic getaway cabin with your wife
>As night comes there's a knock on the door
>It's your wife asking you to let her in
>But she's asleep on the couch next to you
>Door wife is attempting to justify why you should let her in despite this
What do?

>>31042955
I've got more than one wife, it's no big deal.

>>31042944
How could there be so many heterosexual males who would want to see more than one dick?

>>31042253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BufGnHVYQA

>>31038144
Is it bad that I'd love to two team a harpy with a friend?

>>31042437
So they only go after evil people? That's a shame, I'm too much of a softy to do something bad enough to get their attention and need "atonement".

>>31042955
i wouldnt worry about it

>>31041590
Damn that's a nice Yian-Garuga

>>30971040
Based

>>31043253
In the original myths, it's said they went after those that killed their own family. This is reflected in the strong sense of family shown by Black Harpies.
Also, I'm pretty sure Crow Tengus are noted for targeting more wicked men, in addition to those that catch their fancy, during mating season.

For an MGE-friendly version, maybe Harpies would make a note of men who haven't kept in touch with their family.

Even so if you're a nice tasty human all alone, out in the open, a passing harpy probably wouldn't just ignore you.

>>31043130
It's pretty gay, yeah. You aren't high fiving your homie when you cream pie her are you...?

>>31038144
Why do we hate the person who produced this, again?

Extremely lewd and wet squelching sounds in your ear are the last thing you hear before you succumb to mindfuck and becoming a slave to unholy elder pleasures

>>31042363
Pretty accurate.

>>31042253
A lot of hentai artists have /d/ tier fetishes or carter to them.

do monsters have daka

>>31044216
do monsters have dakimakura of monster-created manga characters?*
sorry

>>31044216
Daki?

>>31044216
I hope the P’orcs do, how else will they have a proper WAAAGH

>>31044216
Guns canonically exist, but there's not a whole lot of dakka around.

>>31044216
>Salamander with mini gun
>"This is actually pretty rad"

>>31043021
because most people aren't tremendously insecure

How do I make my cat and dog best friends and stop fighting?

Can a shoggoth function like a symbiote and give you a badass suit of flesh and make you into an anti-hero?

>>31045360
Stipulate that the only way you'll fuck them is if they'll share your cock together at once.

>>31045360
Threesomes.

>>31042574
Holy shit dude. Don't ever stop being depraved, this is cool

My cock is knotted deep in this loli hellhound, and there's nothing I can do to stop it! I hope someone will come and save me!

>>31045644
Maybe you should stop RPing.

>>31044687
but I'm not insecure, I just don't like seeing dicks take up 70% of the page.

>>31022461
>Point to the no solicitors sign
>Shut and lock door
>Go back to being comfy and single in my heated house

>>31045524
>still no fucking tails
Amazing how such a great artist can also just completely miss the mark.

>>31022461
Throw a snowball

>>31022461
Bite her tail.

>>31045598
Thank you very much Anon, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

>https://i.imgur.com/X26u6SK.jpg
this image contains a lot of things that make me hard

>>31045598
That's some hot fuckin shit my guy.

>>31022461
Invite her in.

>What's the matter, boy?
>Never been fluffed before?

>>31046296
Office doragon

>>31046288
MOFU.COM

>>31046288
She looks like a bum. I don't want to get fluffed by a bum fox, I will probably get sick.

>>31046397
She'll use her fox powers on you.

>>31046445
I don't think bum foxes can afford magic powers.

>>31046288
I have plenty of experience actually.

>>31046486
She's a multi-tail. Powers come with the package.

>>31046519
Dropped my pic.

>>31046519
Can I at least give her a bath before the fluffing?

>>31046563
She'll be expecting one.

>>31046345
The best kind.

>>31013602
Hummingbird-girls probably give very good head

>>31046288
Please be gentle it's my first time.

>>31046901
Exactly, although her figure and more obvious inhuman bits mark her as presumably a younger one.

Monster girls interacting with the creature they're based off of!

>>31046296
Office Snek.

>>31046979
How many onion rings do I have to buy that crow girl to make her happy?
She's too cute to be sad!

I want to be a vigilante hero in a large demon realm and protect men from very aggressive and criminal monsters!

https://youtu.be/lPbND7YDDqs
Remember to occasionally chimp out with your kakuen and get in touch with your primate side, then of course breed like rabid monkeys after getting hyped up

>>31046986
>>31046296
Office is closed, go home you corporate whores.

>>31047224
Is your moniker the blueballer?

>>31042574
your commissions never fail to be good

>>31047345
>jpeg artifacted to hell and back
>then saved as a png
You are under arrest for file crimes.

>>31047392
That is a small hellhound.

>get lost or i'll fucking rape you, kid.

>>31047405
She's a hellpup.

>>31047421
Gonna pick her up.

>>31047392
I find it's best practice to not to open images with english text.

>>31047336
Thank you very much!

>>31047410
But I am lost, and it wouldn't be the first time today.

>>31047442
If you pick up one pup the rest will want to be picked up too.
All at the same time.

Beware the dogpile!

>>31047531
I can do it.
What, is it Junior K9 unit out today?

Don't tell any of the sahus that there's a No Fishing sign by the entrance to the lake. They're gonna take it down and fool the fishermen into waling into their trap again.

Super gentle and sweet mamono that still absolutely destroys and drains in bed even though she is not even trying to because monster pussy is just that mindblowing.

>>31047619
It's bring-your-daughter-to-work day.

>>31047731
All these daughterus running around in matching uniforms in this area?
I don't believe it.

>>31047738
Terminator 1 but now it's a white snek chasing down a boy.

>>31047872
>Tail volume > body volume
That's the way to do it.

Should an ancient evil ryu ever awaken it is a man's duty to "sacrifice" himself to appease her.

>>31047937
OK.

>>31047410
>fuckin try me then you big stupid dragon
Should get the message across right? I'm sure she'd leave me alone

Remember to take your wife out on a date every once in a while, make her feel extra special that day

I got lucky, and didn't get fucked over by pastebin. Here are some new stories, feel free to give a suggestion on the next species you want to see.
https://pastebin.com/x5TMumFc (Goblin)
https://pastebin.com/d6UVgPsY (Hobgoblin)
https://pastebin.com/WwCKpZM4 (Manticore)
https://pastebin.com/C3Hi82B1 (Kamaitachi)

do the jabberwock's mouths bark like dogs?

>>31048448
Please grace us with a dullahan story.

>>31048448
I would heavily advise saving those elsewhere just in case pastebin takes a second look.

>>31048448
I actually hate these since all they do is fuck up anubis.moe by covering actual good stuff

>>31048448
Kakuen would be nice they don’t have many stories

>>31047937
Ryu best dragon

>>31048448
Genie story please

>>31048660
I decided to go the stalker route instead of the knight dueling route, hope that's okay with you.
https://pastebin.com/q0WqaPrs
>>31048933
Never actually looked at that site, but yeah I can understand why you're angry. Got any idea how I can contact the owner so I don't get my stuff saved on there?
>>31049094
>>31049129
I'm gonna put these requests on hold for a bit, I want to make sure that I'm not hurting any archives with these joke stories before I continue doing more requests.

Which species do you like more Ocelomeh or Amazoness

>>31049288
Rape cat.
She has ears and a tail.

>>31049255
Anubis is an automatic scraper. It'll grab any pastebin posted here.

Of course with the nuking of pastebin it'll either transform or die. I will be very sad if it dies.

>>31049255
I think I got a solution. The stories that I've done, as well as all the future ones are just going to be put into a bigger list, and I'll update the paste whenever I have a new story. This should reduce how many pastes are made, so it won't take tons of "slots" on anubis. Sorry about that >>31048933 I didn't know I was fucking stuff up with those stories.

Hot, sweaty, Yeti sex!
https://imgbox.com/nqQCtVzH

>>31047063
It’s a pretzel

>>31050034
You're a pretzel.

>>31050034
oh.
Looked like two onion rings to me.
Guess I'm just blind.

>>31049524
Wonderful.

>>31050107
If a boy bought her onion rings she'd probably still be happy. Maybe share a milkshake, too.

>>31049524
Good stuff mate

>>31045360
condition them by only dicking them in eachothers' presence

>>31049288
easily ocelomeh

>>31049288
Ocelomeh is tempting, but she's less likely to be massive and won't hold hands in the public.

>>31049288
I'll take the cat.

>>31051965
>Oh yeah, I'm a dirty girl!

>>31048448
I'm getting 404s, hope you saved the Manticore one somewhere.

Bad Girls

Ghoul vs vampire blowjob. Which is sucks the best?

>>31037127
this is a subversion of the natural order

>>31041052
ah yes the Mercy mousepad

>>31052241
Sandworm

>>31048448
>tfw they are all 404ed

>>31046288
Please break me, it's my first time.

>>31051443
>
I think you could get an Ocelomeh to start bulking up.
Just got to tell her she doesn't look like she could out muscle some of the threats out there.

>>31052969
Sounds like an insulting thing to say to a warrior type, same level as just saying she's ugly.

>>31047392
>>31047405
>>31047421
>>31047442

>>31049288
I bet she listens to pantera

>>31053162
Oh god someone alerted mama.

>>31053162
elp

You cannot win against a lilim
>will smug at you "raping" her
>will smug when she's raping you
>will smug when neither are happening
>will smug at you because she knows that she only needs to be around you to drive you crazy
>will smug at you cause you can never get enough of her
Cannot stop the smug

>>31053162
Uh oh, Momma came to play

>>31051443
>not wanting to be dominated by a tiny brown rapecat
The lack of handholding is an issue, though.

>>31053162
thanks for the spinal adjustment

>>31053329
I used to think that but then I remembered I wouldn't be outside much anyway.

>>31053276
You can. Make her a home cooked meal then look into her eyes while grasping her hands and tell her in the most earnest possible manner how much you love her.
Guaranteed to turn her into a blushing flustered mess.

>>31053162
Now that is a BIG Hellhound.

>>31040852

>>31052076
I prefer good girls

I had enough of those damn hellhounds bullying me in school all the time. I've gotten so fed up I did some research and found out their mom is a kobold who adopted them and is still single, wish me luck

>>31053329
Yes, I would rather be dominated by a large brown rapecat.

>>31042955
I don't have another wife and I prefer to stay monogamous.

>>31053802
No you want a medium brown rapecat, due to small already being about your size a large would be amazon tier of height

>>31054162
Don't deny me my 7th tall rapecat.

FAT fertile mermaids

>>31054611

>>31053797
>And that's how Anon became the pet bitchboi of a Kobold Leather-Mommy.
>At least he gets headpats and walkies each day.

>>31055102
KDF'd

>>31055116
There are worse fates.

>>31048448
Are these brand new?
I keep getting the feeling they are manually checking whatever their word filter flags for nsfw.

>>31054162
>a large would be amazon tier of height
That's the perfect size!

>>31052582
>Tfw you remain a permavirgin because every sexual act with a sandworm is technically a blowjob
As a sandworm's food, you get the pleasures of sex while at the same time becoming a wizard. Best of both worlds!

>>31054859
is that a search for eden reference?

>>31055343
Despite having some aspects in common with a tongue, the body you have sex with in a sandworm is still the "main body" and the sex organs it has are real.

>>31055596
You're inside the monster's mouth. Yes, the tongue contains her brain and reproductive organs, but it's still a tongue. Everything is a blowjob with her

>biggest dark fetish is pretty women getting (consensually) railed by bums, goblins, faceless bastards and so on
>get WAIFU'D
>notice you start to turn into something in-between due to momongobongo
pink_wojak.jpg

>>31055733
>wojak

>>31055719
Source on that? Because I don't see how a tongue could be called the "main body."

>>31055838
>I don't see how a tongue could be called the "main body."
It's got the brain and sex organs, not a huge stretch. Of course, if I could also call my dick a spear. Really, that's just KC's way of making sex with a sandworm not vore when it is basically vore.

>>31055838
In more detail, the profile notes that the giant mouth is only "like a mouth," and that in truth the giant body is more just a specialized shell the main body lives in and can move about freely within (she can change her attachment point freely, so long as part of her stays tethered to the shell).

Further, her "lamia" form further shows how its her main body.

So are all those pastebin stories lost?

>>31055925
>>31055969
One might compare her to something like a clam, i.e. the clam's shell can open and close like a mouth but is not the actual mouth of the animal. Rather, the mouth of a clam is located on the fleshy body that is attached inside the shell.

>this magus anon paste survives
Save it while you can lads.
https://pastebin.com/RxKXK6Lc

>>31056026
Most of them, it would seem so.

>>31055174
Barely

>>31056047
Yeah, only in a sandworm you're covered in pre-digestive fluids like saliva on crack and behind at least one row of teeth. You also can't expect me to believe the mouth on the "main body" is adequate to keep something sandworm-size fed. I just accept it for what it is.

>>31055969
>Further, her "lamia" form further shows how its her main body.
Lamia form is just her sticking her tongue out at everyone

>>31055719
Eh if your fucking a pussy I wouldn’t call it a blowjob and I don’t think a sandworm husband could be called a virgin

>>31056138
Just seems to me once you give a tongue a brain and sex organs and even define it as the "main body" and the rest just a shell then calling it simply a "tongue" is a bit misleading. Agree to disagree I guess.

>>31056330
If a cheshire used Wonderland magic to turn her tongue into a pussy, and you fucked it. I wouldn't call it sex. It'd be a weird ass fucking blowjob. Sandworms are that. They've got a pussy and ass on her tongue. And when you fuck a sandworm's tongue's mouth, it's a double blowjob

you guys are saving everything from twitter right?
you know they are going to go after twitter evenutally right?

>>31056407
It’s a working pussy though she can get pregnant how is a guy a virgin after fucking that

>>31056415
I already compulsively save art.
But frankly, any artist who exclusively uploads to twitter deserves whatever they get.

>>31056366
>Agree to disagree I guess.
There's not going to be any other outcome, but biology is weird and "define it as the "main body"" means jack all when the person doing the defining is bound by basically no standards. To keep the analogy, if my dick were declared to be a spear because it has a shaft and a pointy head, sex would be assault with a deadly weapon.

>>31056415
What's surprising is that Twitter didn't get hit yet.

>>31056138
>You also can't expect me to believe the mouth on the "main body" is adequate to keep something sandworm-size fed. I just accept it for what it is.

Well certainly there is likely an extra stomach or some other sort of digestive system. I wasn't arguing against that, just saying that the woman part isn't really a tongue, given the profile itself says she only looks like a tongue. The sandworm's real tongue (aside from the tongue in her humanoid head) would presumably be the various muscular growths that surround the main body.

>>31056026
99% of them are archived in the OP's mega folder.

>>31056052
All his shit is back.
I checked a few days ago and it was gone. Now it's back.
What the fuck is happening?

>>31056138
>Yeah, only in a sandworm you're covered in pre-digestive fluids like saliva on crack and behind at least one row of teeth.

On that note, some creatures do digest food outside of the main body. Others also have mouth-like structures that are separated from the actual mouth by some distance (certain sea slugs for instance).

>no mesugaki hellhound to bend over things, prone bone into the bed and fuck silly

>>31056547
Paste bin probably un-nuked itself but the writers had to make the the stories public themselves.

>>31056439
Because you're fucking her mouth. Thus it's a blowjob. Forever a virgin and forever a wizard, despite knowing the pleasures of sex and fathering numerous sandworm babies!

>>31056633
wanna wrassle

>>31053797
You’re going to tattle on them?

>>31056761
Okay then, since you insist on seeing it as just her mouth, where then is a part that you could have "true" sex with? Because its not like she has sex organs elsewhere.

I mean if you use sex organs to have sex with another set of sex organs, that's sex isn't it? The placement of the sex organs on the rest of the body isn't part of the definition. If hypothetically a woman could have a vagina in the palm of her hand then doing it in that vagina would be sex.

>>31056640
>Paste bin probably un-nuked itself
why?

>>31057002
Idk. I'd notice some stories that nsfw were back up so I think pastebin may have un-nuked itself.

>>31056640
One of my pastes is private and can't be made public again, so I guess it's not everything. Kind of weird that the one discussing out and out rape is fine but the comparatively vanilla one is ooohhh no we cant't have that.

>>31057711
>Like clingy girls but know that I also couldn't say no to girls that have feelings for me.
Harems are rough

>>31053797
Why would you put yourself in a position to be around them 24/7 and give them more reasons to bully you? Wait or are you just going to insult them by calling them adopted?

>>31057858
>Like clingy girls but know that I also couldn't say no to girls that have feelings for me.
Preaching to the choir, I love possessive girls but even the most basic lovey dovey stuff turns me into a doormat. How am I supposed to be a powerslut if even the weakest monsters could easily get me wrapped around their (equivalent) figures through love?

>>31056547
I think Pastebin is just shitting itself.

Has anyone here been sexually assaulted or harassed IRL before?
Could it be responsible for your outlook on certain parts of MGE's lore and characters?

>>31058343
I've been touched two times in public transport before and it became quite a fetish of mine. I'd probably end up groping wife in public because of it, though there is no way she is getting into any type of public transport.

>>31058343
Yes, I have.
No, completely unrelated. Although I enjoy the fluffier, less rapey monster girls, anyways.

>>31034473
>"What of the bachelors?"
>There are no bachelors.
>[meaty whack]

Moved all my stories to here so anubis won't be flooded with individual stories.
https://pastebin.com/Hn7gvwEs
Feel free to give any requests. This includes requests to not do a profile. I plan on doing all the B profiles next.

>>31016889
Fucking god damnit, Regura

>>31058575
You forget the dark Valkyrie Anon.

>>31058742
Nevermind.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that hanging out with a junior K9 unit too long may result in an impromptu pack formation.

>>31053162
>Chief of police isn't a merit based position, it's determined solely by size

Where's yananon in all this? Haven't heard from him in a while.

>>31059294
I think he was having money problems as of late but I'm not sure.

>>31058343
Nope, I've just always admired exotic and powerful women and loved the idea of being able to give them unique pleasure by giving up my own energy to them. Its a type of intimacy you can't really achieve in real life.

In life I've always preferred to not be in charge of things (though I am fine with responsibility and calling the shots in areas I am proficient in), so perhaps that helps me admire dominant monsters more. But even beyond that, I think I also seek out such material because I rapidly got sick of seeing how "submissive" women were so often treated in doujins. I much prefer when a woman can enjoy herself without being demeaned for it, and I found I was a lot more likely to be able to see material like that if I went for doujins or other material that had the woman be dominant.

Vanilla works can be appealing too, but I also dislike how too many vanilla works will have the woman do little other than lie there and be pounded into. I prefer the woman get to actually do more than just be an attractive object to orgasm into. Giving or receiving, I found dominant girls were more consistently actively involved during depictions of sex.

>>31058605
Here's hoping this dragon lady gets to be in a lot of doujins in the future.

>>31058343
No, yet Dark Elves and Manticore are in my top 5, the others are magic lolis and a Japanese cat.

>>31046545
>You knew she had to do it to him.

>>31059754
This is a valid defense against rape charges in wonderland court

I wanna defeat sahu in sexual combat for singles

what was playing in the background when you and your waifu met?

>>31059821
Sahu will win when she uses her thunder-cunny to win

>Play Skyrim
>Enter a tomb full of undead
>Think about wights and zombies

>>31059890
The terrified screams of my coworkers as monsters raided the place snatching up all the unmarried men, myself included.

>>31059890
The pharaoh's voice ringing in my ears.

>>31059056
Size is a merit too!

>>31059890
>what was playing in the background
>"THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID LEVEL CONTAINMENT BREACHES. FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED"