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>>31001840
No but I can into her C if you know what I mean

Reimu - C
Sanae - C++
Patchy - Haskell
Ran - Matlab
Yukari - COBOL
Aya - Ruby
Yuyuko - Java
Marisa - Python
Cirno - Brainfuck
Shinmyoumaru - Forth
Wriggle - Rust
Kokoro - Machine Code
Sumireko - Javascript

>>31003081
>Sumireko - Javascript
Very fitting. I hate Javascript.

>>31003081
>Marisa - Python
It doesn't really fit her Danmaku style, but it is the only choice.

>>31003493
Marisa would probably be an ActionScript wizard honestly
Very good at creating and animating .SWF files

Reimu lives with four fairies, I'm sure she has plenty of knowledge about C.

>>31001840
C? I'd sure hope not.
>>31003081
Awful. For starters Cirno should be into Python or C, since she is a big baka and needs to languages that dumb things down to her level. Also where is Lisp? Who will conjure the spirits of the computer with the spells? Patchy would be my top pick, but Haskell suits her too.

>>31007746
>Cirno should be into Python or C, since she is a big baka and needs to languages that dumb things down to her level.
>C
>dumb things down to her level

>>31001840
No only cunny can into c

>>31003081
>>31007746
I propose a new list.
Reimu - Haskell
Sanae - Ada
Patchy - Scheme
Ran - APL
Yukari - Fortress
Aya - C
Yuyuko - Prolog
Marisa - Zetalisp
Cirno - C
Shinmyoumaru - Smalltalk
Wriggle - Rust
Kokoro - FORTRAN
Sumireko - Common Lisp
>>31007807
Yes, the language is mindnumbingly basic.

>>31003081
>>31008383
Eirin should be FORTRAN cause she's old as hell

>>31007746
>>31007807
>>31008383
You are underestimating Cirno's idiocy. She'd peak with something like Hopscotch. Utsuho would be a better fit for Python or C, since while she might be an idiot she's at least smart enough to be somewhat competent. Also:
Reisen - Ada
Chen - Scratch
Clownpiece - Trumpscript
Eirin - punch cards

>>31008593
>You are underestimating Cirno's idiocy
I am not. Only a pure idiot would choice C to be their programming language of choice in this modern age.

>>31008662
C is still better than babby's first programming language on iOS.

>>31008991
No not really, at least that has a garbage collector.

>>31009858
>he'd rather have a garbage collector than a language that can do anything even remotely useful
That says more about you than anything

>>31003081
>>31008383
What about Nitori?

>>31007807
C is simple but not easy for complex tasks when you can't fall back to handy things like classes/methods and have to deal with pointers.

Bakas should stick with visual languages like Scratch or Logo.

>>31008662
C remains perfect for embedded systems.

>>31002077
>>31001921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo0UJpAQXRo

>>31007746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM

>>31012867
Basic

>>31011438
>than a language that can do anything even remotely useful
Joke all you want, but that toy language is already more useful seeing as it doesn't throw "segmentation fault, core dumped", because it's a more advanced programming language.
>>31014742
>C remains perfect for embedded systems.
Yes, but only because modern computing is stuck on the bad side of the 1970s. Had things gone our way, almost everything would have been abstracted out into the hardware. It's absurd that we've developed modern consumer CPUs with neural nets before we've added basic necessities like garbage collection, types, and round-off free arithmetic; which are all things we had in the 1980s before UNIX made everyone cut costs. It's as if a society decided that universal basic juicero was more important than universal clean drinking water.

>>31007746
>Cirno should be into Python or C, since she is a big baka
Excuse me but Cirno is in fact, an genius.

>>31001840
>artist was so horny he had to include sideboob for no reason.

>>31044580
Who are you quoting?

>>31044580
Who are you quoting?
>for no reason.
I'm not taking your bait.

>>31044580
based and asexualpilled

>>31003081
which 2whomst uses Commodore BASIC?

Oh, wait, there's already an answer

>>31012867
>>31035356

>>31001840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yvzbismxuw&list=PLiXEqOoFDlhRbzWG2TuoRf610FTu-Gad-