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this is the thread
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MOTHERFUCKERS
This is the thread
That took a long time
please be this one
>>30994203I love Gura so much!
You did buy a membership, right anon?
Took your sweet time.
This one
Mori LOVE
>>30994018That time will pass faster than you think as we get more EN generations, and streams start overlapping and suddenly this thread becomes like /hlg/ where discussion on one individuals stream becomes nearly impossible.Not to blogpost but I don't anticipate people I like sticking around for too long anymore. I'm just trying to enjoy every new stream with Ame as much as I enjoyed her very first streams.
This thread, please
i love that ukulele BGM so much
I need to chuum UOPOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hello guys
>>30994203This should be the one
Let's go
OOOOOOOOOOOH I'M CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING
3K viewer chat btw.
Cute!
Jesus, I had to wait 30 seconds. Be faster next time
CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARETO LITTLE GIRL THAT CANT GROW HAIR!LOOK AT ALL THE UNRIPE MEAT!HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!EVERYDAY I WANT IT MORE!I CAN’T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
>>30994206Sorry, am only pajeet
GURA I LOVE YOU! T u T
I LOVE INA!
>Get home from work>I wonder whats on today>Just in time for Unarchived jazz Karaoke. NICE
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
>>30994221I hope you cumchuds have a good karoake!
>>30994203
Fucking retards, this is what happens when you wait ages to make a thread. No one does it, everyone thinks the others will do it - they don't. Then 4 people do it at the same time.Fucking dumb cunts.
you fags are too slow
Bro's I'm gonnaUOHHHIM CROOOOOOOONING
oh no the 2hus.
So for 3D debuts>Ina might do a kabedon>Ame wants to get beat up by her genmates>Gura twister with genmates and boxing match with trinity
all these dead 2hus
this dumb shork...she lost everything in minecraft...
>>30994245UUUOOOOOH I'M GONNA CROOOOOOOOON
>>30994150Just buy an electric toothbrush and use it while watching your oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Bq5CG_rGQ
IKUUUUZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Watching Gura's member's karaoke without being a member!
LOUNGE CUNNY UOOOOOOOHHHH
>bug removes 3000 waiting viewsOkay, this is just fucking ridiculous. Chat's unusable, no way is it at a mere 3k right now
Why you fags took so long
Just saw chat go from 4k to 1k lmao. Nice job youtube
JESAS
chumbuds are worse at making threads then usual.......
WHO THE FUCK IS AARON?!
>>30994221Apparently that doesn't matter.
this is the thread I don't care what anyone saysall the 2hus dead
Let's use this one.
hey guys, it's me. groovy grouper. remember to stay hydrated and come watch me sing some smooth lounge music. if you're a membershrimp of course. hoocha. huhaha.
Youtube is retarded
thread is extremely late and we STILL managed to kill about 7 2hus in the process, sugoi
>>30994255Based and same
>>30994246it was like 5k than YT-kun dropped it down to 1k
>>30994261Next time we should all make one for maximum 2hu genocide
What have you accomplished, same-chan?
Aaaaaa start singing already I only have an hour before work
I'm sure everyone in here is a member, right?
>>30994284me
Geometric Gladiator
>>30992705Depends on your linguistic background. You would already have a leg up if your native language is a part of the Indo-European language families, especially if you're in the Germanic (specifically Norwegian / Dutch) or in the Romance languages (French, to a lesser extent Spanish). The very basics of English are rather easy to learn, you can readily communicate with a limited vocabulary and be understood and you can even fuck up pronouns, word order, and still be understood. The issue comes from mastering it. Now imagine you're Japanese. Your writing system, as convoluted as it can be, has a syllabic system so that you ALWAYS know how things are pronounced. There is no ambiguity, some people may get lazy with it, but that means you will never have to really worry about pronunciation in the long-term. You go overseas and decide to learn English. It can't be that hard, right? You learn the basics, get better, and then you decide to take a test.This question asks: The example of the mature caterpillar in the third paragraph is primarily intended to demonstrate _____________.[The color of animals is by no means a matter of chance; it depends on many considerations, but in the majority of cases tends to protect the animal from danger by rendering it less conspicuous. Perhaps it may be said that if coloring is mainly protective, there ought to be but few brightly colored animals. There are, however, not a few cases in which vivid colors are themselves protective. The kingfisher itself, though so brightly colored, is by no means easy to see. The blue harmonizes with the water, and the bird as it darts along the stream looks almost like a flash of sunlight.Desert animals are generally the color of the desert. Thus, for instance, the lion, the antelope, and the wild donkey are all sand-colored. “Indeed,” says Canon Tristram, “in the desert, where neither trees, brushwood, nor even undulation of the surface afford the slightest protection to its foes, a modification of color assimilated to that of the surrounding country is absolutely necessary. Hence, without exception, the upper plumage of every bird, and also the fur of all the smaller mammals and the skin of all the snakes and lizards, is of one uniform sand color.”The next point is the color of the mature caterpillars, some of which are brown. This probably makes the caterpillar even more conspicuous among the green leaves than would otherwise be the case. Let us see, then, whether the habits of the insect will throw any light upon the riddle. What would you do if you were a big caterpillar? Why, like most other defenseless creatures, you would feed by night, and lie concealed by day. So do these caterpillars. When the morning light comes, they creep down the stem of the food plant, and lie concealed among the thick herbage and dry sticks and leaves, near the ground, and it is obvious that under such circumstances the brown color really becomes a protection. It might indeed be argued that the caterpillars, having become brown, concealed themselves on the ground, and that we were reversing the state of things. But this is not so, because, while we may say as a general rule that large caterpillars feed by night and lie concealed by day, it is by no means always the case that they are brown; some of them still retaining the green color. We may then conclude that the habit of concealing themselves by day came first, and that the brown color is a later adaptation.]And here are you potential answers:1) None of these2) How caterpillars have developed their specific coloring3) The extreme variability of color patterns among insects4) How genetic adaptation follows and aids behavioral patterns5) The difficulty of explaining the reason behind specific color patterns in animalsYou see, #2 - #5 would all be correct to someone learning English if they were capable of reading that passage. The correct answer is #5.
>>30994274Thanks anon
Gura is a sweetheart
4k to 1k when it started. Why would it do that if its Members Only??
Jesus fuck, the threewhats
uhhh.. guys? I opened the link in this >>30993756 and i'm able to watch it yet i'm not a member?
THIS MINECRAFT GAME IS NOT VERY GOOD IF YOU'RE SOMEBODY WHO LOSES STUFF ALL THE TIME UPSIDE DOWN SMILEY SEND TWEET
>>30994267Mori wants to break dance.
Gura's cuter today!!!
Ame Gura love!
the 2hus...
FRUSTRATION LOL
>6 threadsGuys...the 2hus..
um... her stream is still "unlisted"
>>30994261At least it wasn't EaRlYyy duuuh
>>30994295I know... this is faster than popular twitch streams.
WHY HER CHAT IS STILL SO FUCKING FAST
Are there any extensions or scripts to unfuck youtube chat? Id like to be able to use emotes without freezing for 10 seconds or buffering when people fucking clap
what the actual fuck
holy fuk the 2hus...
>gura spending 5 minutes railing on minecraft
>>30994206>>30994220>>30994248>>30994263>>30994261try making your own fucking threads next time
>>30994282the 2hus...
>>30994282>>30994320The 2hus...Turned to ash...
>>30994267Kiara wants to reenact the Angry German Kid video and grope Mori at twister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Bq5CG_rGQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Bq5CG_rGQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Bq5CG_rGQ
the douhoos...
>Gura took Ame's rage tendencies>Ame took Gura's cute tendencies
mega fucking kek
>>30994086Yeah, it's definitely a weird one, but like I said, I'd be perfectly fine with it as a standard, at least compared to the paypig lounge having a fucking attention auction.
Gura really should've jazzed off before stream.
Yeah bro there are actually 4K spam viewers in a members stream, okay YouTube
>>30994278There is the theory that youtube is fucking up it's live chat vs top chat distinction
It's been 0 days since Yogiri "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive and she's definitely doing OK. I hope everything gets better for her.YOGURT LOVE
I've never heard the term crooner.
I thought I was ready for this but the ukulele BGM coming back already got me bros
https://streamable.com/3c4fklHow is it going fellow humans?
Why is her chat so fast?
Where you at non-members?
>>30994313She posted it as unlisted with the link in a members only post. Due to a bug with members only stream right now, the holos have been opting to do this. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>30994313Enjoy
>Chat still going at 88mph even in members modeFix your fucking shit, Youtube
>>30994255Hey, me too!
>>30994285I PAID FOR THIS GET THR FUCK OUT
>>30994274Appareently non-member can view the stream too? Interesting...
>>30994304Dare I say, based?
Posting Ina before Gura starts singing! https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86415234
>>30994343Ame was always cute nigger
I love Ina!
>>30994328gura is the most popular vtuber in the world
why is chat all members? jesus
>>30994090The closest Ive gotten was brushing my tounge every now and then but honestly,Ive never felt the need to because Im hella lazy. Teeth dont hurt or anything and there not that yellow so its fine.
>>30994308It's not, it's just unlisted. You can't see members only views.
A moment of silence for the genocided 2hus...
>>30994336https://files.catbox.moe/fd2vq0.mp4
Youtube fix your shit
I LOVE GURA
>>30994332based 2hu genocide
Jesus Christ, how can member-only chat be this fast?
https://youtu.be/dh6dP3S2NLU?t=4442Ame cute!
>>30994313Have a free trial.
It's not members only. Broke "chumbuds" can watch
Gura is malding hard at Minecraft.
>>30994353Goorah's old.
>>30982247>Do you think Kiara would just quit if she ended up only averaging 100 concurrent viewers per stream?Anya...
>>30994359YouTube chat algorithm changed recently
>>30994313it means it works
Why is she so cute when she's frustrated?
>>30994336What about.... no >>30994332
>>30994341nigger
Is Gura always this obnoxious in her member stream?
god she's mad lmao
>>30994282>>30994320>>30994332>>30994342>>30994344>>30994350Alright, we get it
>Karaoke stream>Becomes Minecraft ranting streamSasuga Same-chan.
Vtubers are shameless ripoff of yukkuri streamers!vtubers are the newest low otaku culture has cultivated. no passion, no engagement, just idiots obsessing over boardroom picked anime avatars talking over video games.
>>30994313Youtube's newest feature, member only streams are broken, so they are forced to do them as unlisted while posting the link on the community tab for members only.
>>30994341>letting the poorfags in
>>30994339>>30994337If they were not pinned, do you think an EN 3d debut could purge half of the board through redundant threads?
>>30994377Retardchama...
>>30994366Calm the fuck down.
GURA IS FUCKING PIIIIISSED!
Top chat is bugged I think? Anyone else agree? There’s at most 6-7k people without the viewer bug but it’s moving like a 30k stream, I don’t remember the last members karaoke moving this fast..
Gura missed her membershrimps...
>>30994221No, but if it makes you feel any better I'll archive it for y'all.
Gura, no, think of the autists and their inability to make eye-contact!
I just tuned in to Gura, what did I miss?
>>30994367Members only streams currently have chat disabled so they have to do unlisted streams with members only chat
>>30994379Anon, when it starts hurting is when it'll be too late.
>>30994302FUCK YOU AARON
>>30994282the 2hus
Doesn't sound as drunk as she did last night.
>>30994249
>>30994375ERRRM, WRONG!!! *posts pekora*
>>30994377its a members stream
>Stream starts>Starts complaining about unrelated nonsenseIs this a DSP stream?
>>30994361skeeting and yeeting with ollie!
>>30994424Minecraft rage
>>30994403>obnoxiousShe's the queen of banter and I love it.
https://apnews.com/article/immunizations-jakarta-indonesia-coronavirus-pandemic-china-fca994ba765735d277f736d9badb397cIt's things like this that make me worry for the HoloID girls. May Allah guide them in their time of need.
>>30994242
>>30994403Ye
>>30994424she was losing it over minecraft
>>30994231I dread every single day for EN2. This is the golden age. Here, in this moment, we are all experiencing Gura together. In not even half a year this enthusiasm will be replaced with a fervent spirit for infighting and falseflagging. We can hold the tide because the UNITY is strong, because we are few. Even today, in this very second, I am grateful. I hope you will all remember these times with me, too.
>>30994337>>30994339We are fulfilling Moot's wishes, he wouldn't want /jp/ dominated by two who worshipers
>>30994313Memeber-only chat is bugged (So is the non-members chat as well) so holo's have opted to unlist it before the stream starts so the chat can work
>>30994366Think of it as a free trial for poorfags, chill.
>>30994366No
>>30994304it's just I'm reading like one of those English textbooks.
>>30994435ADHD shork preasu understandu
Gura should stream over holofest
>>30994353The word implies a degree of class that stopped existing after about the 70s.
Why did YT fuck up their top and live chat filter? It's unreadable.
>Gura had to buy her own tickets
>>30994403Choke on a mountain of cocks you euro shitwipe.
>>30994255her sunday gesture drawing streams have helped me with my art and drawing motivation a lot, she's my favorite.
>>30994221for the huge cost of 50ARS
>>30994386The UOOOOOH energy cannot be contained
So are you faggots going to Holofes? Or are you too poor?
>>30994408
>>30994406all me
>someone leaks Kiara's members stream>lots of people are annoyed>someone leaks Gura's members stream>broke ass seanigger chumbuds happily watch
>>30994224Mori love!
>>30994435Ame is rubbing off her like she rubs off her cunny
>>30994341>>30994285I paid for it but I don't even mind, I pirated some of her earlier members streams and I wouldn't have woken up for this if I wasn't a member
>>30994435who?
>>30994412yes.
>>30994418It's probably changed it's algorithm for what counts as spam or not so now it's like super live chat.
>>30994435She's nervous, lol.
Imagine paying 100 dollars for a virtual ticket
Does Gura lose 5$ if I pirate her member stream?
>>30994447Reminder that he doesn’t want this board dominated by one thing. Kill a 2hu for moot.
>>30994435collab soon
>>30994221No way fag
>>30994354YOGURT LOVE
>>30994472That's not what I'm seeing faggot, just watch the stream
>>30994386It usually isn't. At all. Gura's membership chats are usually super chillWelcome to Youtube, where all the bugs are "features"
>>30994242'ello gov'na
>>30994481Yes. You thief.
>>30994480imagine not being able to afford this
>>30994418It feels like they adjusted top chat to give more weight to members, which somehow broke the old limit on number of messages/second.
Since when did they show view count for the members?
Are any of the JPs doing members only stuff as unlisted streams like Gura is right now?
do any of you participate in the chat
>>30994435gura is allowed to talk about stuff in her stream on her channel
>>30994242HOla! Es yo, Gorgonzola Gonzales!
CAMON GOOPER START SINGING
>>30994446Glad to be here with (You)
>>30994467The latter. I have no income so i can't just spend money on whatever
>>30994354She's going to have to accept yogurt love all over her face to make ends meet now.
>>30994494Imagine paying $110 for a youtube video.
>>30994467HaiI am poor
Gura had sex recently didn't she
>>30994480Imagine relying on chink streams
>>30994455She should sing along with them on her own stream so I don't need to pay for tickets
I actually havent watched a Gura singing stream in a month, yet I've watched Ina, Ame, Watame, Miko, Pekora singing
>>30994481You wouldn’t download a car anon please
>>30994494I'd rather superchat my HoloEN oshi. Next year i'll buy the tickets if the EN girls are included.
Ame mention
>Ame mention
Feels good sneaking into Gura's nightclub. Thanks faggots.
>Gura's soft voiceBros...
>>30994502the stream lags for like 3 secs when i do, and my messages never show up anyway
>>30994500Look above that number slightly, retardchama
Is it just me or is this the first time you can see the number of viewers in a membership stream?
AME MENTIONED
>>30994500Since it's not actually members.
9 minutes for Amelia mention
Ame mentioned!
>>30994435Kill yourself.
>>30994494I could, but it's not worth it.
AME MENTION
>>30994520yeah drunk sex
stop stalling ffs
>>30994514Ame but male
>>30994408They are literally just twitch streamers hiding behind a 2D face to trick retards into thinking they are a cute anime girlThere is literally no otaku culture involved except complete and utter liesTake the technology away and there is nothing left except some 3D twat
Bros gura sounds cuter than usual...
gura is weirder than usual today!
>>30994255I love Ina so much
>>30994502I will occasionally throw a comment or an emoji into the buzzsaw, yes
>>30994481Everytime you download anything copyrighted on the internet, that company/person gets money deducted from their bank account
>>30994446Rather than being sad about it, I'm trying to make the most of it. This first year with gen1 is something to savor. I'm really glad we have these girls as first gen.
>>309944815$ for each tab you have open.
>>30994418The algorithm changed. Amelia was talking about it earlier.
>Mori still hasn't retweeted the new FAKE TYPE song anywhereoh nononono...
>>30994457Doubt they intended to fuck it up this hard. They also didn't mean to break members chat. This is 100% pajeet coding. I spend 50% of my time code reviewing shit from the overseas branch and it's all shit.
>>30994502If it was slower maybe, but it’s so fast so it doesn’t matter that much if I don’t
>>30994480ESLfag here, US$100 is enough to live 15 days here
>>30994468You're a lying faggot
>>30994494No EN, not paying
>>30994520yeah, with me
>>30994536>membership streamthat's where you're wrong, kiddo
She's so cute tonight bros... hold me...
>>30994467i don't even know when it is
>>30993870Hey, thanks for this. I was pretty sure this was what it was, but that was a wonderful explanation.Still don't get why they insist on using kanji still. Just invent the -space- already for separating your words like EVERY OTHER LANGUAGE.Okay I'll be quiet now Gura is sing.
>It's jazzed coloredWasn't that a joke J*y made with HER back then?
You will be watching live, right?
I wonder if we'll get Song of the Ancients today.
>>30994568kek
Scuffed
Members FUCK MINECRAFT Zatsudan pretty good
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I've watched Member's only content live for free all week and there's not a g*sh DARNED thing you can do to stop me!
>>30994408>>30994550I've seen this one before! Rare to see a double post ritual with two pictures, too!
>>30994520Yeah with Ame
>>30994408Based 2hus!
Guys the Reimu thread...
>>30994536it's unlisted instead of member-only, because chat is completely broken for member-only streams, because youtube is run by utterly incompetent retards who literally cannot stop shipping an endless amount of defects to production and never fixing anything.
Here we go
sharkbrain forgot about the stream being unlisted right? or is this another youtube "bug"?
>>30994494I don't need to imagine it. I'm literally eating noodles right now cause thats all i can afford
>Starting with Fly Me To the Moon
Look at the chat go
KNEELING ALREADY
oh Fly Me To the Moon again
>>30994579kys
Wow, I though it was Aerith's Theme for a sec.
I FUCKING HATE TOWA BABY
Gura's going all out tonight! I feel bad for the poorfags.
She's not drunk tonight.
>>30994520all me
>>30994582of course, with you you bros
>>30994548She's giving people time to file in for an unarchived stream
HOLD MY HAND HLGG
Started strong already, nice
>fly me to the moon againShe's ruining the magic!
>>30994568was actually me all along
>>30994408are they streamers if it's all pre-recorded?
>Darling kiss me.KISSING GURA!
>actually trying in the members onejew narrative kinda confirming itself
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Holy fuck I love her voice
The fuck is this chat speed? Youtube-kun, you ok?
I'M LOVING IT.
>>30994579she made a joke about sharks being "jazz" colored a long time ago
She's going for it.She's focused.She's fucking got this.KILL 'EM DEAD GURA
FUCK
Damn she's really worked on this
>>30994579No you fucking idiot it was something the chat said in an earlier Gura stream
>>30994564we discussed this,its a shitty rrat.
>her fucking gigglesHER FUCKING GIGGLES.
Sinatra Mode Gura. I love it already
IN OTHER WOOOOOOOOOORDS
She was sandbagging yesterday kek.
>>30994600onegai.... read anything....
>my request made itNice
>>30994600Chat doesn't work at all right now in members only streams
My god!
She's so precious
>>30994441>vaccines have pork gelatin in themThis is clearly an attack on Islam. Looks like we got a jihad boys.
GURAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>30993605need source onegai
>>30994582Is there something I should know about SPWN? Never used it.I don't really feel like watching it on nico nico...
holy fuck her voice
NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAA
Heart calm.
>>30994600You literally cannot chat in members streams outside of superchats at the moment.
LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS~
>>30994600Chat literally won't work in real member streams any moreYoutube is falling apart at the seams
Lol can you guys without membership watch it anyway?Honestly I don't care, happy for you.
>>30994600Youtube bug, happened to Amelia's watchalongs yesterday.
>>30994595It cant be... The face of the 2hus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=634>you will never be decapitated by haachama in her red bikini outfitwhy live
>>30994502It's like throwing a message written on a paper airplane at rush hour traffic on a highway, so no.
BROS
Yes, fly me to the moon again...yeah...thanks...hehehe...no, I'm not tired of hearing the same song again...hehe
>>30994591Mori can stop you by not releasing any;_;
man if she hummed the whole song i'd be ok with it GURAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30994542Am i retarded ? I didnt hear her said Ame
LITERAL CHILLS.
I dont want tongosling guys...
She's a bit off-beat.
>>30994661Beautiful, innit?
man those facial expressions were cute
>>30994600Youtube is actively falling apart in real time
>>30994600Members' only stream has chat disabled for some retarded youtube reason. So hololive members have been listing their members' streams as unlisted with members' chat only.
Are you kneeling?
>>30994514newfagchama...
>>30994579This is the reason ppl shouldn't have posted the link, fucking retards trying to ruin the karaoke.
This shark is a MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE
..fuck
>>30994502Not without slowmode. Literally can't get a word in.
>>30994667Yeah, it's unlisted. Glad we can all enjoy Gura's singing
>HER PUBLIC KARAOKE WAS GARBAGE BECAUSE SHE WAS PRACTICING FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD
>>30994582I'll probably be at work
She sounds better tonight, which begs the question, why was she sandbagging so heavily last night? She sounded like she had throat cancer last night.
Made it just in time for the first song
>>30994632She apparently slowed it down too wtf
God damn
>>30994582If I could get through the purchasing page, yes.
Any non-chumbuds watching this for free?
God damn these high notes
TRUUUUEE-UUE-UE-UE-UUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30994690holy shit
GURA?!
>>30994666years of pajeet code stacking upon layers and layers of pajeet code are finally coming home to roost
THE HIGH NOTES AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I LOVE YOU!
JESUS HER VOICE
JESUS FUCK THOSE HIGH NOTES
>>30994609Sounded a bit like VII's main theme at the start.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30994693Yes.
>>30994565Livestreaming on youtube is bound together by nothing but duct tape at this point. I guess I'm just frustrated seeing these girls have to put up with it firsthand.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>references the jazz color comment>i just happened to be rewatching the first outlast stream last nightis it possible to link consciousnesses with your oshi? this isn't the first time this has occurred.
I'm shivering wtf
I'm gonna cry bros...
where's that vocal analyst autist to say Gura sucks in an autistic way?
You need a drink along this, damn, gonna get something real quick, brb
>>30994595DaiTooWho....
>>30994673Imagine how onionfags and haatons feel
>>30994670oop i fucked that link uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?t=634&v=xBRsUdZJ8Xc
I'm crying bros...
>>30994703nice jewish oshi you have there, chumbuddies
>>30994633>>30994641Oh, I guess I was thinking of a different Jazz joke from HER back then
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATSHE HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES IN A WAY I DON'T UNDERSTANDI'M MUSICALLY ILLITERATE, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, IT SOUNDED LIKE SHE HARMONIZED WITH HERSELF
It's just warm up, bros.
>>30994704She was a bit drunk.
>The singing of the Shark heals the soul
my fucking knees are bone
>>30994670>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=634ogey
Can't read shit in chat.
>>30994568>>30994620why do you guys not enable Relative Post Dates?
>>30994255Ina loves (you) too!
I've never heard her that high before, it was nice!
>>30994704She still missed a couple notes. Probably still not feeling 100%. And if your ears were actually as good as you think, you'd have heard her at the end say "And now we've gotten to the two songs I actually like."
>>30994579Literally everyone and there mom has made that joke you retard
>>30994673Haha yeah imagine a holo singing the same sonds over and over. That'd be weird.
>>30994710I certainly am
>>30994703That's based.
>>30994742shh don't use thoses words, just say its good
>>30994704She what? She sounded amazing last night what the fuck are you talking about.
>>30994740Thanks she’s pretty based
actual tears are dropping what the fuck is this is what goslings feel like
That was so fucking good
The song is calm but my heart is racing
UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30994742She harmonized with the song you retard
Holy shit Youtube is so fucking brokenYou can't even copypaste member emojis properly anymore
>>30994756Because I'm not a retard
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ASMR
>>30994502Yes, and I've had at least half a dozen non-superchat comments read/noticed by the streamers.
>>30994673WE WANT GURENGE
>>30994710I send the link to all my bromies
>>30994710Pull up a chair friend
Candy wrapper ASMR
Youtube is just fucking with its features like the site is a big Fallout vault experiment, huh?
I love how she is switching up her singing style for songs she has already covered
>Overdone Christmas music for the proles>Jazz and ASMR for members
bros i can't stand it
>>30994703It's funny because it used to be the opposite (not really, her member streams were good but not as her public ones).She used to beta test us members.By the way I'm enjoying this way more than her public karaoke, I can't really get into burger Christmas music.
>>30994467I'm too poor, but I live in the land of free credit, so it doesn't matter.
FEET ASMR ONEGAI GOORAH
>>30994704She isn't singing to 80k people right now
>>30994730 I went back and looked at the old passpartout stream she did and was wondering when she would do it, then she did a guerilla stream on it. It’s coincidence but still cool
guras wet cunny asmr
Gooruh's peppermint breath...
>>30994771Give me your emotions I felt nothing
>>30994709Just keep trying. I managed to get my ticket purchased an hour and a half ago after it failed earlier today.
WHY ARE DAMNED TO LIVE WITH THIS PAIN ANONS?
>>30994255I love being abused by Ina!
>>30994643Fuck off already. You already spammed this shit yesterday. Annoying faggots
>>30994742It was just her falsetto. She just has unbelievably good tone.
>>30994740>jewish>its unlisted>you can watch it without being a member
>york peppermint pattiesBASED
GURA IS A YORK CHAD LIKE MY GRANDMA
I love york peppermint patties too! Gura is literally my soulmate! we're married now!
>>30994782I want Departure, but since It's not jazz I guess I'll go and fuck myself
peppermint patty gang, where you at?
>>30994799UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30994800I guess you're beyond salvation anon
Chocomint chads rise up
>gura has the same favorite candy as me>has to justify it like I do
>>30994667I don't mind either. Just don't chat and break the illusion for the grinches that do.
>>30994704she sounded great last night, fuck off
>>30994502Not for Gura streams, too fast to bother.
>>30994808Cope, bitch
Gura's singing lifts me out of samsara for a brief moment.
tasting gura's sensation!
Guys, help me I think I'm starting to become a nousagi. I've watched literally 0 streams or videos of pekora, but I've started using these distorted peko faces to shitpost.
Gura improvised the jazz cover after finding the instrumentals right before the stream!B
5 gum
ADHD
>>30994808
gura's candy collection...
COLLAB, YOU TWO JEWS
CAM ON GURA SING THE SONGY SONGSDON'T CARE BOUT NO CAHNDEE
>>30994732All the vocal analysts I've seen who actually know singing techniques terminology just seem to talk about how Gura is a god among mortals.
>>30994779Yeah, you're an ultra retard. Enjoy your eye cancer little faggot bitch lmao
>threads are ok>chat is cool>gura relaxeddamn, premium chumbuds always wining and the few infiltrated
>>30994832it is a good feeling
>>30994467Too poor, but at least I can listen to FRIENDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpSFBIA2fGw
>i7 7700 and 16gb of ram>can't handle youtube chat clappinghow do so many people manage to spam chat? Is it fine on mobile or some shit
I CAN'T.. NOO... IM GOSLING!!!
>>30994800No I barely feel anything anymore let me have this
Guys what do you think is the percentage of her singing The Sound of Silence?
>>30994832No you’re just becoming a schizophrenic who may have a pregnancy fetish
Woah, my family buys After Eights every Christmas. I'm just like Gura...
Have you guys never heard of After Eights before? Did you need Gura to explain them to you?
Jesus she's really have ADHD
>>30994203>Get to meet Gura>Hop in VC with her, Enma is also in there>30 seconds remain>Begin channeling my energy, take a long, deep breath>20 seconds remain but its all I need>Uh hel->UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO->disconnected and banned>Enma silently adds another tally mark to her UUUOOOHH poster BTFOed board
>>30994821Smelly toothpaste eater
>>30994808let the man live his life, retard
>>30994704she was just a bit drunk, so more gremlin than the usual mix
It taste like fuckig toothpaste is the worst
I think you guys are addicted
>>30994800I feel bad for you anon, does anything help you smile?
>>30994704She sounded fine, albeit just a little tired
>>30994832All according to planhttps://files.catbox.moe/dil1nc.mp4
>>30994859oh my god please yes
>>30994742i didn't notice anything :(
>>30994861I actually have never heard of this brand of candy, no. Had to look it up. Must be a regional thing.
Gura's always stealing food
>>30994502Yeah. Though I've only gotten noticed once.
>>30994809>people already paid her>she still feels the need to bait more by showing itdisgusting desu
>>30994853Retarded chat coding
>>30994827Kill yourself first pathetic simp faggot. HURRRRRRRRRR I AM MAN OF CULTURE SO FUNNI 4CHIN MEME XDGOSLING CUMBUDS AMAIRITE :DDDDDDFucking slit your throat already
>>30994864She loves stalling
>20 minutes>one song
>>30994843COLLAB, ONEGAI
>>30994480Anon, people here give $500 in exchange for absolutely nothing. Even Ad anon gets more return for his bucks and he uses them to shitpost. It was never about the "ticket".
>>30994673Imagine having this level of absolute shit taste.
>>30994353Congrats on your updated vocabulary.
>>30994808Cope faggot I love my oshi
I hate peppermint
CHOCOMINT?!
quick someone find which restaraunt in florida gives away andes mints by the bucket
Ina................
Fuck Ina.
After the vegan meat lovers pizza I don't trust Gura's tastes on any food
RRATS SLAIN.
THE RRATS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30994832Welcome to the family.
This is your fault INA.
Ina.......... wtf
You lads called it
>>30994861I usually get them from my work as gifts during christmas. I don't really like mint but I'm also a fucking pig so I eat them anyway.
I want to be made into food and eaten by Gawr Gura
>Didn't wanna clash with Ina.I KNEEL.
>>30994467too poor. I bought Christmas gifts too relatives and pc parts.
>>30994892Anon, chill, just ignore him.
Ina steals other people's ideas..
GURAA NOOOOO!!!! THINK OF THE RRATSSSSS
>>30994865Based
>>30994467>the repliesJESAS, chumbuds confirmed broke
COOKIE ASMRUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH
wait Ina actually fucked up Gura's cookie stream
>>30994892Cope. I love her giggles.
>>30994821Reporting in.It does not taste like toothpaste.But now we know it taste like a kiss from gura.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30994892Get a grip, you child
>Cooking making ASMRUUOOOHHH
INA I HATE YOU
So Enma/AO-chan made Gura stop the cookie decorating stream to prevent an overlap with Ina?
>>30994832how did you get here without seeing a single pekora video
>>30994871How bout you go suck his dick and eat his shit faggot retard?
ina a boring whore anyway
UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH COOKIE
>>30994906>>30994908It's Gura's fault for taking too long making her schedules and you know it
>Gura cancelled the cookie deco stream because Ina is doing it as wellMy daughter is so thoughtful>Replaces it with cookie baking ASMR stream
>>30994923Ame...
God I love Gura
>Cookie baking ASMRShe's really embracing the tiny grandma thing huh?
>INA STOLE GURA'S IDEAI WAS FUCKING RIGHTTHAT FUCKING BITCHDEFEND THIS TAKOTARDS
>>30994853You need at least an i9-9900k to handle it.
>>30994847Shut the fuck up nigger
>>30994674She mentioned doing something special for members on New Year's so I wouldn't be surprised if the T3 stream is on the 31st. Secret third date for members only.
how old is pekora
>>30994832It's fine. You're not a nutsacki. I use these all the time here because they show more or less the reactions for which I'd use a frog in another board.
>>30994853Youtube and google are small indie companies, pls understand.
Tokyo Godfathers
>>30994825Chat is still members only
Victory belongs not to the best, but to the swiftest.
SATOSHI KINO IS STILL ON THE MENUS BOYSSSSSS
Tokyo Godfather watchalong!! I KNEEL.
>>30994860based
Gura, just collab with Ina.
Is doing random things close to a microphone really ASMR
>>30994892God I love Gura’s giggles
>>30994467Of course I bought it. I'm not some kinda poorfag.
>>30994884Yeah I hope so. It is one of the most beautiful songs ever.
>>30994942thats gross anon
>the movie with the trannieyab
>>30994895That's right on time. She said she only has five songs on the list today.
>>30994953Ina has been talking about this since last month though.
>>30994640>Practiced 15 minutes before stream
>>30994905Olive garden right?
Where's Ame alt?
>>30994876I've never gotten addicted so fast to anything as to vtubers.
Is Gura gonna sing the space dandy song Ame wanted?
>>30994931You do realize the stream is unlisted so a lot of poorfags are watching
>>30994940Ina spoke about it first which is why Gura was so hesitant about it. When Ina went ahead and officially announced it, Gura decided to change the cookie stream to a bakealong.
>>30994877Haha
>>30994853It's fine on mobile. It's really bad on Chrome
I love Gura's zatsudan/karaoke streams. They're so chill.
>>30994892cope
>*dunk*
Shut your Anti Ina rhetoric, wait for deadhours, Gura is here, Unity only
>>30994901Well you should thing of killing yourself pathetic simp faggot. She doesn't know you exist and never will. Fucking pathetic retarded whore lmao. Keep making these threads reddit and discord tier cancer
Just let me buy the fucking tickets, you piece of shit website
She'll forget to update the set list, right?
I love chatty Gura
>>30994953Everyone steals from Ina but now that the tables turn you chumfucks can't take it
>>30994467Poorfag here
>>30994853Yeah, mobile is completely fine while desktop shits itself constantly. Not using or properly configuring your adblocker also helps.
>>30994904This show was better than it had any right to be.
>>30994805I never thought about it like that.
>>30994952Probably looking for an excuse to test out ASMR streams. I welcome it
>>30994853Use a non shit browser
Donk
>>30994928what was the rrat with the cookie stream ?
>>30994942trying too hard to fit in anonchama
I just looked LS-StudiosUUUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EREN YEAGER!
>>30994467I can't just watch a screen of Tenchou talking
Imagine if Gura had just a few thousand viewers. Every stream would be like this.
>>30994892Gura's giggles bros... my heart.. doki doki
>>30994461I'm sure she is proud of you too, keep it up anon!
THIS FUCKING BRAT
Bonk.
>>30994467Saving up for Ame's merch, wish I could pay for a ticket tho
I CAN HEAR THE BOTTLES
>>30994962Christmas Cake
>>30994953dont worry about it
Gura is more retarded than usual today
>>30994998She just has ADHD
>IM GONNA HAVE TO FUCK YOUGURA?!?!
I love gura more than (you), prove me wrong.
It feels like the EN1 girls are in a way victims of Guras success. Shes the kid friendly meme shark thats close to 2 mill and they kind have just have to come along for the ride and be " family friendly " as well. Right now if you want decent asmr , gfe, or anything thats not just " comfy" PG shit you have to watch the JPS. I seriously hope EN gen 2 lights a fire under their asses for this reason.
>>30994927Ina mentioned the cookie thing a while ago.I think like a month ago. might've been in a members stream she first said it.
>>30994974Hey, as long as it works.
>>30994704She was drinking to power through the stream because she was sad for days now. She wasn't as drunk as other people say though
>>30994971I'm so happy I made that suggestion. You have no idea. I managed to get my post recommending Tokyo Godfathers in the first 10 posts on her rec quest because I just so happened to have my phone out at the time and my god, it actually made it.We're all gonna make it, bros.
>>30994986It's hard to spot Sharkfucker420 in chat.
>>30994995They're honestly the best. Her member streams are so chill
>>30994742>>30994807She has perfect pitch, she mentioned it (without her realising) a week or 2 ago
>>30994467Bought the ticket for Aqua's solo live stream earlier this year and 100% not missing this.
Gura is simple confirmed
BONK
>>30994551why is luna so threatening lookini feel like they're about to shake me down
>>30995000Barracuda fucking malding
why does gura hate haachama
>>30995026Eren is based
>>30994832Distorted peko faces are just /hlg*/ wojack and pepe. It's hard to watch Pekora without seeing the distorted faces.
>>30994717Good, maybe they'll hire some competent coders this time.
She admits it, now antis can fuck off.
https://youtu.be/pfkBYHFZAt8Gura sings when?
>>30995000Gura’s giggles are pure happiness. Have a great day anon and maybe one day you’ll see the same.
>>30995001keep trying, it will work after a few tries
gura extra cute today
SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE LETTER!
>>30994467If I didn't have work I'd probably do it, but I don't really want to spend that much to not watch live.
>>30994982(you)
>>30994953>WE GET GURA ASMR THANKS TO INAfixed that for you
>>30994982>getting all /pol/ over satoshi konUnironically kys yourself
she's so fucking lazy i love it
>>30994886They're common in the UK, Didn't know they existed elsewhere.
>>30995047SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>30995052Thank you based anon. I only found out about it thanks to the recommendations in the member posts.
>>30994832welcome brother
>>30994467Of course, I'm excited to watch my oshi perform
>>30994960>nousagis are essentially frogpostersholy shit anon you cracked the code. No wonder they're fucking cancerous niggers
>>30994990ED isn't really jazz and the city pop one doesn't have an instrumental version unless someone decides to step up and make one.
OH SHIT
>>30995047
FUCK YES
Oh fuck I love this song
>>30995000>simpok redditbros
>>30995048Sorry, I can't hear you under the sounds of my gf Amelia Watson talking to me as we go to sleep
>>30995000i don't need her attention and approval to love her, anon.
BEYOND THE SEA HOLY SHIT
SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE SEA HOLY SHIT
>>30995022
ITS HER
IT'S HER
It's been 20 minutes. Has Gura only sung two songs?
BEYOND THE SEA
>>30995048Watch the actual streams clipnigger
>Beyond the SEAIt's you guys!
***
I've HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE
Gura please sing faster, work starts in 40 minutes...
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHES DOING IT
Gura stop I can't take it
>>30995048This graph is so wrong, sasuga reddit
>she's singing that song
A song HER sang!
Lets be honest, Gura would probably fuck up running any kind of event anyway
Bro these high notesHoly shit
>>30994704aren't you exaggerating a little bit anon?
THANK YOU FRANK
>>30995024that's an actual crime anon
Gura's voice is much more suited for these songs.
Fuck, she's so good...
>gura unarchived karaoke>only 4000 viewerswhat happened? is EN declining?
>>30995048>kid friendly meme shark Fucking retarded meme
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine Gura humming you to sleep
I feel kinda dirty watching Gura's member's only stream even though I'm not a member. I'm sorry, Gura...
>>30995109Go back to discord faggot cum'buddy'. Go slurp your faggot cumbuddies semen lmao
>>30995027Honestly, I thought the tickets were expensive, but when chicken said "watchalong" I bought the tickets without thinking about it anymore
>【HOLOLIVE 2ND FES. WATCHALONG】Let's cheer for them together! Oh no no nohow many numbers will watch with her?
It's ME!
>>30995000>tfw talked to me and knows I existfeels based.. she loves me bros
>>30995048Anonchama...
>>30994974>Is doing random things close to a microphone really ASMRYes. Different people have different Triggers.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The J*y song...
>>30995119She's chatty tonight.
Cool, we get a serious version of this one
>Beyond The SeaGod. I miss this song
ToT
Ole blue eye's up there watching a shark sing
>>30995063Always a beautiful sight
>>30994853Someone checked how Youtube does chat VS Twitch. Youtube chat spawns like 100 HTML elements per message, compared to 10 for Twitch. This is what you get with diversity hires.
>>30995047>Old version of pic.
>>30995059'tis a gift to be simple, anon
Missed the Ame StreamWhat yab shit did she do to reveal she still has a bf this time?
>>30994953Ina actually did something with the idea despite being busier than Gura, that's all there is to it.
>>30994991Anon, your reading reps...
>>30995119she's a lounge act today, anon
Perfect song for her.
>She's singing J*ys favorint songyab...
SHES SINGING ABOUT JAY
this shark can sing
>>30995144All me
>>30995057>(without her realising)???
ENTER HERFAGS
SHE WANTS TO KISS ME!
>>30995057Perfect pitch doesnt help tone, anon. You have to train that entirely separately. There is so much to singing it can take weeks for advanced singers with years of experience to learn one new technique. The human voice is literally the hardest instrument to master.
Chat says Update the setlist for clippersBut they don't remember Clippers don't clip member streams
I'll hear this songs every time I sail away
GURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30995144It's only members.
>>30994953see>>30994992
At the current rate Pekora will easily pass Gura in a few months
KISS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bros..
>royYAB
HAPPY WE'LL BE BEYOND GOSLINGAND NEVER AGAIN I'LL GO OGEEEEY
>>30994467I live in a shithole, I can live for a couple of weeks with that money, so no
IMAGINE BEING ROY RIGHT NOW
There are zoomers ITT who don't know this song is from bioshock.
YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY HER
>>30995174She said "Bubba" likes to check in on her when she showers
>>30995144Is a notifcation for members only. And uoutube sucks at notifying member content. These are good numbers tough.
Whole lot of faggots came out of nowhere.
>>30994832
>>30995024>>30995140I'm not googling that shit, what the fuck is JS studios?
>>30994793same, i hate christmas, but i still watched it because of Gura
>>30995144Are you retarded? It’s a members stream, even if it’s unlisted 99% of normalfags are unaware of the link to find it
FUCK OFF YOUTUTE DONT YOU DARE LAG ON ME
ROY??
>>30995171Jesus Christ.
ROY?????
SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN LAST NIGHT
Fucking retards "flashback" typing in chat
>>30995193they do
>>30995161>>30995184>>30995181Fuck of back to /hlg/
ROY LOVE
>>30995127Just delay SC Sunday by 15 minutes.
>>30995011Eh.
>>30995048>those Risu after-imagesSo this is Ayunda power....
>4k500Nice bug JewtubeFucking Pajeets
>>30995199>members
MY NAME IS ROY!!!!
>>30995151It's KFP, that cult will always give her at least 2k even during mega events
>>30995052holy based I kneel
Wtf is Gura doing humming only.
Doxxbuds..
I'm gonna watch her sleep
>>30995193They do though? Like you can find clips for every song on every one of her past memberaokes from before.
>>30994467I guess I'm only the fourth reply to not be a poorfag. Pathetic.
>>30995215Right around when you showed up
>>30995187She mentioned how she hear's notes and get's frustrated if she sings in the wrong toneShe has perfect pitch but doesn't realises it
Who is Roy?
>>30995048If EN2 want to be succesfull, then they have to go this way.One of them might even beat Gura's numbers.
>try to pay for Holofes shit with debit card (no credit one)>can't read card infowhat's wrong with Nips and being able to accept payment for their fucking shit, I just want to give you money, can't you make it easy on me?
My lolibaba can't be this cute.
>>30995144Yeah HoloEN is dead, was a mistake, didnt deserve it, died etc
She's hitting those highs nicely
>>30994861Never seen or heard of them before. Is it a European thing?
Jesus I hate you faggots
>>30995229not the ones on youtube.
>>30995247HERfags...
>>30995240YOU BASTARD!!
>>30995219Are you retarded? It's bait, even if it frustrates you you shouldn't reply to it.
FUCK YOU ROY!!!!!
>when she harmonizes with the music
This is the comfy I've been waiting for. Thank you, Gigantic Garula
She's so fucking cute
>>30995142I want to play marimba on her puffy lips.
>>30995247I hate them so fucking much
I think a kiss from Gura would hurt
Who's your Oshi and why?
>RoyHEY THATS ME
give me the link
>>30995247God I hate these faggots
>toes
>>30995174Taking two days off to spend an early Christmas with him
>>30995247they should have their memberships revoked
>>30995096They expect one of you in the wreckage.
TOES IN THE SAND!!!
>>30995255NND accepts paypal I think, but well it's NND
>>30995151I will.
ROYCHADS
>GURA WAS 20K MEMBERS YOU GUYS I DID THE MATH!! I COUNTED THE POLL NUMBERS!!!>hyped up karaoke only has 4k member viewersYeah, shes reclining and most of the members already stopped giving her money.
>>30995149did the leddit mod banned you? you're pathetic. go back making new account and keep hating there.
>>30995161>>30995184>>30995181I want 5ch to leave
>>30995255small indy country please understand
>>30995247Jesus HERfags are the worst
YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING SHITTER
stream buffering for anyone else?
YOUTUBE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO THE STREAMS IS LAGGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30995246It's part of the lounge style experience
YOUTUBE DONT YOU DARE
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE STOP BUFFERING OR I'LL TAC NUKE YOU, HOLY SHIT MISSED 15 SECONDS OF THE STREAM FUCK
>shes too good, kill ze stream
fuck, that's affecting my recording too
FUCK JEWTUBE STOP LAGGIN
>>30994853It's just inefficient as fuck running shit through the web browser or some shit. I have an ancient laptop that literally cant even load a youtube or twitch live stream webpage without freezing. But for twitch, I can run a 720p stream through streamlink, use chatty for chat, and everything runs perfectly. Streamlink works fine for youtube as well; don't have a chat alternative for it though.
BUFFERING, FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!!! AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>30995282InaI'm happy whenever she streams.
NO THE LAG
YOUTUBE YOU ABSOLUTE SHITTER
YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING SHIT
Oh boy the stream is lagging
why are you guys saying roy what did I miss
YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING BITCH
NONONOT LIKE THIS
>members only Gura stream had to be public because Youtube chat bug>Comfy members thread ruined by (You) chasing SEAnigs
>Stream starts laggingYOUTUBE I FUCKING SWEAR
So this being the first Gura karaoke that i can actually catch due to timezones, i don't really get the hype
Youtube...
Is the lag just here?
oh thank god I thought that lag was me
>>30995255To be fair debit cards are tied to your bank account, I imagine it would be harder to take the money from there considering different countries.
>he still watch gura live
YOUTUBE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>30995282mori because she's fun and cute and interesting and makes nice music and I love her
FUCKING YOUTUBE
>>30995247>redditors
youtube-kun...
FUCKING PAJEET
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE YOU FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAA
Youtube is really fucked up huh
>Ame and Gura always blaming Youtube exclusively It's them.
>>30995048>People with experience in ASMR and GFE are more able to provide that experience than those withoutThis power of deduction is beyond my understanding
How is youtube so terrible!?!
Will youtube stop at nothing to ruin vtubers?
>>30995048If anything the EN1 girls got boosted a lot by Gura becoming a minor meme and drawing a lot of people to hololive that wouldn't otherwise have seen it.
YOUTUBE WHAT THE FUCK
YOUTUBE YOU PIECES OF SHIT. FIRE YOUR FUCKING PAJEETS. I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!
nice to know it isn't just my potato internet for once
FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK YOUUUUAAHAHAHAHAAHDSWQerfaezhqergqaeswdg
>>30995285no
Time to switch to streamlink
>>30995247those faggots and the people here really think they are so special for figuring it out huh?
>>30995161>>30995184>>30995181>Deaf fucksYou can't even hear the lyrics huh
>>30995353No, it's Youtube, Ame and Gura can do no wrong and I'm not being ironic.
I wonder if this is the same issue as the last time where the trick is to go to 1080p60 and not 144p.
YOUTUUUBE!!!
>>30994832>these are the newfags you share a thread withwwwwwwwwww
>>30995048>muh kid friendlyIs this meme still here? fuck offThat's like saying Pekora killed her gen because she's the hero of children, when Noel's out there shaking her udders for yen
>>30995251>>30995229Aren't those discouraged thoI've never been recommended one even though i've watched clipped songs of public unarchived karaoke
SMALLINDIECOMPANY
NANDE
>>30995334nevermind
SMALL HINDI COMPANY, I SWEAR TO CHRIST
NANDE YOUTUBE!https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
>>30995177I'm starting to see it, yeah.
>HERfags already leaking on her old version of this
shark is mine
>>30995353No it’s 100% on YouTube
>numberfags and antis getting buried by chumbud postingI know you won't even read this but I can't help smiling
God I hate her chat...
I hate pajeets and that fucking polish bitch
>>30995375>SMALL HINDI COMPANYfixed it
this fucking consistently is a problem with Gura's Karaoke, fucking youtube
>>30995353There was some weird as fuck buffering in Kiara's stream as well.
why does gura hate her fans
>>30995048this graph is retarded
Gura admits she hates poorfags
>>30995387Eliwood is cooler
>She wishes she had smaller viewership so this is a dream
>Susan jealous of a shark being more popular than algorithms say she should be
She's comfy.
>>3099524799% sure you can search their names on reddit and you will find them
So it was an anxiety thing around the poorfags. That makes perfect sense.
>Maybe try a lower quality option?Ever single time, Gura. That's not the problem...
>Be me>Suffering from EVE withdrawal>Fuck, fuck, fuck, I feel the addiction gnawing at me>Hear the faint sound of a needle sticking into a corpse>Stumble into the room where the sound is coming from>A little sister with white hair and shark hairpins is gathering ADAM>She's humming some jazz tune, you don't care enough to know which one>No Big Sister in sight>Jackpot>As I crawl forward to her I feel a stinging pain in my back>The pain becomes excruciating>Turn around>A big sister has jammed a massive syringe into my back>I can't feel my body>My last lingering sensations before my vision blacks are the little sister belting out into song>"Somewheeeere, beyond the sea..."
Gura hates being popular...
>>30995403who doesnt
>>30995353Same shit happened with Kiara
>>30995263Originally British, but they are sold in Europe and North America (according to wikipedia). They're highly popular in the UK at Christmas.
>I'm so much more relaxed when it's just you guysEveryone watching had better be a member.
>>30995401HER trauma. Her fans were actual scum.
>>30995373>not watching pekora makes you a newfagsasuga nutsacki
>>30995391Get fucked nerd, I saw your nice post
Reminder that everyone that posts “HER” in here is just as bad as the dumbasses in chat and YouTube comments
For those lads whose chat is available please remind Gura to sing The Beatles or The Sound Of Silence please
>>30995217Ehhh that's the real uoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.
Gura is so fine..
>>30995391No hate can live in a sea of love
>>30995401who wouldn't?
Public viewers BTFO
Real Folk Blues
What's the proper way for Holos to refer to each other?>friends>holos>co-worker>gen-mates>senpais>etc
First time listening to Gura. Is this it? She's much worse than Ina. Lazy meme shark sucks
nobody tell her that nonmembers are watching too
>>30995382Youtube guruguru problems transcend generations
>jazz anime songIS IT BEASTARS?IS IT BEASTARS?!?
>>30995151>Polka and Nene doing the same thing on the former's channel>$100 tickets>buttfuck in the morning burger timeprobably not that many until the chinks leak the restream for the poorfags
>>30995425:3
Moneybros
>Gura likes less audienceNow you know numberfags, even if she's reclining she doesn't care.
>getting to the good stuffI love when she's excited for the songs she sings
>>30995416you would too if you were as shy as her.
>>30995134>>30995135>>30995190She warned you in the description>sit back ,relax , and let me screech at you Compare>whats up, its your local garbage gremlin back with some more , you guessed it, garbagio oh whoops sorry my wagon is here, bye>hello this is my favorite song atm, let me banshee screech it for u YEEEEEEHAW.
>>30995391i read this and i tip my hat to you chumbudst not a numberfagg and neither an anti
Is this going to be the Space Dandy song?
>>30995413It was number anxiety, not wealth.
I swear if it's Real Folk Blues
>>30995420yeah, totally dude
>>30995427>The Sound Of SilenceDistrubed version it is.
>>30995426Agreed, HERfags should be bullied everywhere
>>30995301Cope
>>30995247I don't get it, I don't know what I'm suppose to look for but I guess that's for the best
Man Gura really deserves a better live2d. Come on Cover.
Youtube is a gura anti confirmedSusan is a dedicated her fagShe pays pajitts to post doxs on hlgg
>>30995438Blah blah blah die falseflagger etc etc
WHY IS GURA SUCH A TEASE
>>30995438Ina is worse than Ame
>>30995438(You), now enjoy the show
>>30995247HERfags ruin everything Gura related. They're in every comments section on YouTubeOUR LITTLE GREMLIN IS COMING BACK SHE GON GET DRUNK ON STREAM AND SPOUT LAME TWITCH SHIT FOR US
>>30995301Not every member is available for every members stream.
>>30995353Yeah, it's their internet. Youtube never lags for me on other streams unless the streamers' internet actually shits the bed.
>5k watchers with youtube bug in member's karaoke? >doomp it
>>30995401There's a reason why she dumped her old fanbase without much of a thought.
>>30995420I'll consider it
>>30995407I’m starting to unironically think this is true
>>30995437Crew is the term that us kids use.
>>30995438Fake takodachi. Ina would hate you.
>>30994832Check your rectum for bleeding
>>30995437Fuckpals
>>30995444But she also likes money, and she makes less money when less people are watching... the eternal dilemma
Is the chat actually going that fast? I can't believe my eyes. Aren't those only members?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30995420I have since she opened memberships, I regret nothing
What was Ame alt?
>>30995438based takochad
>>30995493yep
>>30995437Friends if they're friends. Otherwise senpai or co-worker. Realistically it will always be "friends"/senpai because people expect them to be all friends with each other
>>30995403i think she deserves to make a living off her exceptional talent and i am more than happy to pay her for the privilege of enjoying her performance
>>30995336A lot of bank accounts offer "virtual" credit cards which debit your account and you can use them anywhere that accepts regular credit card numbers.
>>30995501No one knows
I don't know what this song is
I really wanted Real Folk Blues
>HERGura is a zoomer so, She Who Must Not be Named, you mean.
ああああああああ
OH FUCK NO
>Secret BaseAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30995493Yes. Gura has the fastest vtuber chat 2nd place isn't even close
SECRET BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30995420Day 1 baby
I know this song from somewhere? not sure where
ANOHANA MOTHER FUCKERS
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GURAAAAAA
Oh god my heart cannot handle this.I can't stop the tears.
>>30995438You're not even listening, dogfucker.
I'm gonna cry... not secret base... no....
>>30995420Been a member since she opened memberships
Secret base jazz? Not bad.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG but hate the anime
There's a jazz version of this song?
>>30995493no slowmode?
>>30995493seems like youtube fucked up their "top chat" filter
NOT THIS SONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SECRET BASEEEEEE
>>30995420You bet i am
I'm already crying buds...
>>30995426I'm sorry anon I've been waiting for a serious Beyond the Sea for 2 years now
>>30995428>looking at actual CPUoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
FUCKING SECRET BASE AAAAAAA
>>30995048Chickem doesn't even try to be family friendly
AHHH ANYTHING BUT THISMY HEART
>>30995420I will when I'm not broke
>>30995501someone thought it was an account just called "Tea" a month or 2 ago but who knows
i fucking hate anohana overrated piece of shit with no actual value other than an unremarkable tearjerker at the end no one cares about this crap..but i love secret base
Since it is kinda public available is VOD uploading fair play on this one?
>>30995501Tea something
GURAAAA WHYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30995519how does she even keep up?
How hard is it not to reply to bait? Come on
WHY SO MANY FAGGOTS are saying HO NOOOOO?
>>30995462I think he's telling you to shut the fuck up too.
>>30995373ok let me rephrase. I meant VOD's and streams. I of course have been watching clip's and shit for a long time, but I wouldn't consider clipfagging for someone to be actually watching them.
KIMI TO NATSU
MENMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30995420Late adopter but absolutely a member for a month now
>chat is lagging the stream let me switch to top chat>already on top chat
I'm going to gosling very soon
>>30995492I mean other holos are fine with less audience, there should be a line of where the number is too low to stop or improve.
What is "Secret Base"?
Nooooo please gura not like this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Ina, Ame, Mori, Kiara stream>threads are a hugbox>Gura stream>thread is full of shitflingers and antisThis place really went to shitter lately huh? Might as well rename yourselves to Gura anti global, faggots.
>>30995493Gura has at minimum 14k members.
>>30995420kek
>>30995420You know it! Heh heh....
So many Holos sing Secret Base. Should I just fucking watch Anohana? Or read?
>>30995420Yup.
>>30995535She's literally just singing over a performance. She's doing great but the saxophone is annoying.
Gura...
>>30995420Been a member since the beginning
Aaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAA
See you later, Menma
gura...
I LOVE YOU GURA! I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO STOP MYSELF FROM FALLING FOR YOU!
Anohana is overrated and trashstill was sad
Never leave us Gura, pls, next year, next month, we'll keep going right?
HOW IS SHE SO FUCKING GOOD
>>30995026Hobo man...
Getting strong deja vu, has she sung this before?
DEPENDENCY ANON, STATUS REPORT!
>>30995534Same. Melodrama to the max.
>Secret BaseImagine getting emotional listening to thishahahaha fuck
>>30995420Why would I spend my money on this lazy slut?
>>30995537Slow mode doesn't apply to members
>It's been thirty minutes
More Moe Jazz. Nice. She should cover their whole album(s)
Holy shit this is the best one yet
MY HEART GURA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
How does she sing these jap songs so good without actually speaking it?
>>30995420I membered because I felt a bit guilty about watching without being member.
>>30995587Watch it.
>>30995048>All those RisusKEK
I just realized youtube considers everyone posting the same "karaoke" emoji set like glowstick gura glowstick as a spam viewer and removes them from the viewer count
>>30995587It's a good anime, just watch it.
POST YFW RIGHT NOW CHUMBUDS
>>30995587its alrighti haven't watched it in like 8 years but i remember it being an okay watch
>>30994502Only karaokes because my oshi needs my energy
She doesn't actually suit jazz much
I LOVE YOU GURA AAAAAAAAA
I think Gura's singing SUCKS
i can't...
SHES HERE!
I'm fuckin grooving
What if Gura gifted a million of her subs to Aki Rosenthal
>>30995566did you watch the anime this is from?? very hard not to cry
You all cann see the view count? because I can
fuck...
>>30995557Clipping unarchived members hasn't been an issue from Cover's side. More of an issue with militant member grinches.
>>30995557It's unarchived, no one here has an issue with reuploads of unarchived stuff.
>>30995557No, keep it to the magnets and MEGAs like always
Guraaaaaa
>>30995581nice bait
>>30995557People've been uploading the unarchived things forever to megas and torrents here
>>30995581Good t. chumbud
>>30995635Overrated trash
>>30995420lmao nope. Get cucked paypigs.
;_;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT GO MENMA
>>30995581Were getting raided by /hlg/ again anon. How new are you that you cant spot their obvious posts?
>>30995587It was a good watch. Go into it blind
>>30995557Most people don't give too much of a shit if it's unarchived, from what I've seen.
>>30995544Fr that's the one HERfag part of me that is way too strong, desperately wanting to hear Gura take a serious crack at these songs HER sang halfassedly while drunk
>>30995573Just hide the chat anon, there's honestly nothing interesting in it except a lot of emote spam.
>>30995624
>>30995581just relax and enjoy the stream anon.
>>30995587Overrated
>>30995420of course, along with my Holofes both day ticket and my blanket coming in the mail
>>30995625>8 yearsHas it been that long...
>>30995600Nah, I'm gonna steal her from you all
>>30995621Yep. I'm 99% certain that's what the actual bug is.Spam viewers, preasu understandu, small indie hindi company.
>>30995557I thought you weren't supposed to upload whole vods but you can do clips of unarchived karaoke.
>>30995616She practiced a lot of Jp songs growing up if I had to guess
Watching a 20-/30-something woman larping as a 9,000 year old petite shark.
those giggles...
>>30995577Song from Anohana anime
ANAL SEX WITH ANARU
I love you, Gura!
>>30995582So she gets almost a million dollars before taxes every single month? Damn.
I-interlinked
>>30995581>Ina, Ame, Mori, Kiara stream>threads are a hugbox?????Nice narrative fag
>>30995557Full VOD reuploads are never allowed on youtube. Cover will strike it. I'm sure someone will post something here if you want it.
>>30995420Sure, I'm a 50 ARS member.
>>30995621Everyone spamming :GuraA: too
>no tears
shark is a good saxophone player
>>30995629fred...i can't believe you said that, bro...
>>30995616a i e o u motherfucker it's not hard
>>30995618It's the chama at the top right and the entire chart being PPT that made me smirk.
>Same-chan plays sax and sings at the same time, isn't she too strong?
>>30995581Jesus christ do chumbuds have a thin skin
YOU HEAR HER FAGGOTS! STOP YOUR TEARS!
>>30995581ogey
>>30995635What a faggot. It was shitty forced drama when she was revealed as an incorporeal ghost.
>>30995644bro...
>In perfect sync with the jazz
She is the best thing to happen this year.
>>30995662They just don't get it...
>https://poal.me/r6z57greposting this 5 days later, seems I was right. Kiara is a true idol.
>>30995573Buy the top-of-the-line processor next time.
She's great
>>30995557It's only not member because of a youtube bug or something, so I wouldn't say it's fair play, but I also personally don't care since very few people see it even if you do it.
>>30995690kek, that one made me laugh
>>30995680Yes.
>in bed last night>dreaming that I'm in the parking lot of my old high school trying to find a parking space>suddenly a hot air balloon falls out of the sky and the sole occupant of said balloon is writhing on the floor>burnt to a crisp like he got napalmed, and his bones were all broken severely>suddenly shoot awake in sleep paralysis>involuntarily say "Someone should make a wojak vtuber">alarm goes off 5 seconds laterWhat the fuck
>>30995597At the time I watched it everyone was calling it shit and I was surprised it was actually pretty good. Idk if opinion has shifted over the years but otherwise wouldn't call it overrated...
2005, ZONE's final performance....
>>30995616gura has very high vocal/phonetic intelligence
5ch report where're you at I wish to know what they think of this stream
>LS modelsUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm in love with Gura!
>>30995611What the FUCK
>>30995687You know 14k members is only like 70k a month right?
>>30995687Uh. You messed up a digit somewhere. Also there's YT and Cover cuts on top of funny South American money.
>secret base>no Menma jpegs/hlgg/chama...
>>30995698Thanks for visiting 5ch.
>>30995716They're tears of happiness, though.
You just know that J*y is getting teary eyed listening to Gura sing his favorite songs...
What's her name?
>>30995616A lot of practice, when you're learning to sing a song the amount of work you need to do on articulation means the language honestly doesnt matter, you're training your mouth and throat on the sounds, you dont even think of them as words.
>>30995616Japanese is just easy to pronounce.
>>30995722The trinity made the year so great
>>30995698>>30995721She's playing it with her delicious booty
>>30995581>Mori stream>a hugboxat least try with your bait
>>30995556>>30995651fuck you and your garbage taste KILL YOURSELF
>>30995616Japanese pronunciation is really consistent, if you have some familiarity with kana or some romaji lyrics, you should be fine. plus it's pretty easy to parrot things you've heard.
>>30995609The speed of the chat kinda negates the feels, it's just funny to me how fast it is
>>30995587people will tell you to watch it but no one really remembers anything else other than episode 11 so just watch episode 11. it's that unremarkable
>>30995624Don't know this song but she's singing it nice I guess
Gotta head to work now. I assume one of you will record this, right?
>>30995671I'm gonna pull a Taken on you.
>>30995621That's due to some markiplier shit where people using red and green emotes to vote for stuff got banned, like thousands of accounts banned cause youtube thought it was spam bots.
GUYS HOW CAN GURA PLAY SAXOPHONE AND SING AT THE SAME TIME?
>>30995758ANAL.
>>30995698How did you get here 5ch bro
>>30995758tower your hair....
>>30995581>Ina, Ame, Mori, Kiara stream>threads are a hugboxI wish.
>>30995741looking forward to your debut, wojak-kun
>>30995616You just listen to the song a lot and practice. Is this actually difficult for most people?
>>30995758Twankers...
>>30995763HoloEN in general did
http://poal.me/2xgccxhttp://poal.me/2xgccxhttp://poal.me/2xgccx
>>30995750>onlythat's more than I make in a year
>>30994502GuraGlowGuraLoveGuraGlowfuck jewtube
>>30995420H-Haha, yeah, my dude! Chumbuds to the max, right, my homies...? Her singing is super dope! Yeah...
>>30995449Jesas even the comma spacing.
>>30995616japanese pronounciation is really easy
>>30995777SHE'S LITERALLY HAVING SAX WITH HER BF RIGHT NOW WTF
Gura is gonna have sex with her boyfriend Ame after this...
NO TEARS ALLOWED IN THE LOUNGE
any mentions in here of J*y and HER are bait, please stop taking it newfags
>>30995773No. Nobody will record this. All membershrimps engaged in a suicide pact; if anybody posts it, we all die. This will be lost to time.
>>30995048>Risu, Risu, Risu, and RisuBased graph
>>30995616Better question: How come holoEN can sing JP songs but holoJP can't sing english songs?
>>30995758
>>30995731>seems I was right. Kiara is a true idol.Pretty sure Ina is going to watch it as well, she said she might drop into Kiara's stream.And Gura said she bought tickets, but she lies as easily as she breathes so who knows
>>30995741You might be pretty popular.
>>30995624I still rmbr....
>>30995758I LOVE ANAL
>>30995285QGr_GC5qB-m
>>30995722Unironically true.
>>30995581a signature false flag post. Gets em every time.
>>30995573I usually watch these streams with phone audio and switch to have it on big screen but the switch cant handle the chat because of the recent chat bugs
>>30995741good luck
Will Gura sing Shiki No Uta?
Hydration check! What is /hlgg/ drinking?
>Gura's juices staining the red carpet and leather seats>UUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>30995809and your post drawing attention to it really helps
I like Goslingposters. You guys are cool. Keep on being you.
>>30995716I feel nothing today. Not sure why, I enjoy it, but it hasn't emotionally touched me so far unlike her previous Fly me to the Moon or Can't Help Falling in LoveDunno why. Maybe I'm just not too into the jazz thing.
>>30995634You know, I never cared for the numbers but you made me check Gura's sub countHoly fuck it's at 1.7M alreadyEven if a million of her subs magically disappeared that's still a fuckton of subs remaining
Why wasn't Gura invited to holofes anyway?
I just had the biggest fart I have ever had in my life.
Gura!
>>30995816I want to be suffocated by Towa ass
>danchou outright reads lyrics>shark plays sax and sings at the same timeah ah ah ah
>>30995807Good
>>30995850very cool
>>30995420NEVER DONATED NEVER MEMBEREDNEIGHBOR'S WIFI
OH NONONO THE RRAT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>30995621Is this why EN has been hit particularly hard? Their chats spam emojis more because of the Twitch influence
>I'm so excited for holocaustG-gura?!
>>30995825shit forgot image
>>30995835Water.
>>30995835water
>>30995848Too new of a gen.
>>30995722thank jezas
>>30995850Are you proud?
>>30995848You guys have absolutely no concept of distances do you
>>30995391GURA LOVE
>>30995624I'm a Takodachi, but do you mind if I join you guys as well?
>>30995758ANAL AMY
>>30995856wwwwwwwwww
>>30995750Estimates are that she gets about 30% of that after Cover and Youtube get their share, but that's still 21k a month before taxes not including superchats, Cover's salary and whatever they get from ad revenue and sponsored streams
>>30995751People keep saying that reddit dragon said that cover doesn't take a cut of memberships, though I've never seen any proof of it.
>>30995845At the rate things are going she's going to have double the subs of the next highest holo around March.She'll probably slow down before then, but it's crazy.
>>30995850Thanks for sharing, anon!
dont respond to it
>>30995687No. Assuming everyone pays $5, which they don't since membership is cheaper in other currencies, she'd make 70k. Of that youtube/cover/taxes would take about 70-80%. She's probably making about $10k a month off memberships.
MY LITTLE OVERWHELMED SHARK CAN'T BE THIS CUTE!
>>30995835gfuel
>>30995848Anonchama...
>Gura is burning out on streaming
>>30995837>post telling newfags to ignore it is somehow going to make newfags take the bait regardless because reasonsI’m going to assume your baiting and not this retarded
I can't believe gura just quit hololive and became NEET on stream
>>30995835cunny
I feel like Gura almost opens up and then doesn't.
>Chumbuds want to defend everything Gura does>They still havent apologized for THIS pic
>>30995835Water
>>30995856I can’t believe she’s playing sax while singing AND playing the piano all at once
>>30995835>>30995835i'll never hydratebut i'll always love Gura and everyone else
>>30995420Gotta admit I feel somewhat guilty like I'm watching something I shouldn't be seeing, but... I can't just not watch :( I'm sorry Gura
>>30995880yes
>>30995845She's close to lapping all her genmates, which is already ridiculous considering they are really popular.
>>30995883Ina ended her drawing stream early so she could prepare and relax in time for Gura's singing
>>30995848Dumb newfag
>>30995843Honeymoon phase is over, anonchama. It's time for your infatuation to translate to real, actual love.
doxxing herselfgura...............
I want to have sex with a child!!UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30995906I'm sorry
>>30995848they HATE her
GURA IS DOXXING HER WALLS
>Gura has 4.4k shrimps.
>>30995816TWAPPER'S BRAPPER
SHE HAS BEIGE COLORED WALLS, WRITE THAT DOWN LOREFAGS
gura's dirty beige walls...
>>30995906I APOLOGIZE
>>30995883Take a seat and relax with us, tako. Anyone who takes solace in her song is a friend of mine.
>>30995848Even gen 5 aren't gonna be there, and they can actually get to the studio.
>>30995835guava juice...
>>30995883It's unlisted bro. Don't mind and enjoy da show
gura... your hiding from stalker reps...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOORUH'S BEIGE WAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I'M CHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>30995906What the fuck bros?!!
>>30995850Based
>>30995906I’m sorry I can’t....
>>30995820DIDNT WORK IDIOTI NEED ITT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK I MISSED THE FIRST THREE SONGS, WHAT DID I MISS
Based wall
AAAAAAHHHHH GURA DONT TELL THEM THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS
invading every home with beige colored walls trying to find Gura
>>30995848Not even Gen5 is going to be in it. They probably are only doing it with the people that have a 3d model.
>>30995906I apologize for all chumbuds
GURA'S BREAD IS JUST BLENDING INTO THE WALLIT'S SOMEWHERE IN HER APARTMENT AFTER ALLDEEPEST LORE
I already got her adress bro's>beige coloured walls>floridaThat's all we need
>>30995835waterbut gonna get some sake after i finish eating
SUMMER WINDS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30995809Why is HER even bad? They literally are the same person
I fucking LOVE this shark!
Why did Haachama and Watame break up?
>>30995898Cover doesn't take a membership cut, only a superchat cut.
I can’t take it when she starts opening up to member chat bros...
>>30995898Cover doesn't take memberships. She gets 70% after youtubes cut.
>>30995906I’ll never say sorry you niggers
>>30995757He might unironically hang himself soon.
>>30994304Interesting read
>>30995957The set list is on the fucking stream, retard
Don't know this song either
KNEELhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c&list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKAqp22trMMHWtxYaxrN5eT5&index=2
>>30995848>no holo ID despite they being arround for a lot longer, and having Risu and Moona who are up to the challenge>no Gen 5 that have been arround longer than EN>En doesn't even have a fucking cardboard cutout let alone a 3D skinGee i fucking wonder
>>30995931
>>30995951UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30995955Look at it in a mirror.
>touch your hairhead pats by Gura... onegai.....
>>30995852
>>30995957too much, you HAVE TO GO BACK in time.
>>30995957FUCKING READ. IT'S ON THE SCREEN.
>>30995905It's because when she talks about stuff she's generally pretty vague about what the actual issue is.
>>30995972You fags keep saying this but where has that ever been said.
Gura's walls are covered in J*zz!
IT'S THIS FUCKING SONGIT'S FUCKING HER
>>30995931try at least tripling that number
>>30995972Oh, I didn't know that. I feel better about paying for my membership now.
>>30995888>Estimates are that she gets about 30% of that after Cover and Youtube get their share, but that's still 21k a month before taxes not including superchats, Cover's salary and whatever they get from ad revenue and sponsored streamsNope. VAT gets deducted first before everything else. Income tax comes last. ~20% is probably realistic.
>>30995835Coffee..
>>30995957kino, anon. you should just kill yourself now.
my nipples are so hard tight now
>>30995906Why did you have to bring that up?
>>30995963Is making a 3d model that hard?
>>30995843It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
Frank Sinatrabros...
>>30995845She should be at 2 million by the middle/end of January, it's freakish how she has been able to consistently get over ten thousand new subscribers a day consistently for weeks now.
>>30995971haachama autism
>>30995902Yes, that's exactly what you're doing. Now shut the fuck up.
>>30995848Only real singers can be at that stage
>>30995906>apologizing ngmi
>>30995941That's kinda bullshit tho.Why does Cover love to filter their talents like this?HoloEN and ID are totally understandable, but why Gen5?
>summer windsmy heart
GOD SHES SO GOOD. FUCK. I DONT HAVE ANY GOSLING PICS SAVED ON THIS PC.
>>30996012Good morning, sunshine!
>>30995970God just give her an alt outfit already she looks like a fucking potato right now
>>30995951wow sexy
>>30995931Bare minimum 14k, judging by past member polls. Real number is probably around 20k or so.
>>30996005Jazz?
>>30995848because EN and ID are side projects, please understand.
>>30996014Ame...
I swear to fucking god YT, you had better not ruin this for us.
>>30995972>>30995974Artia mentioned that Cover took half of the Twitch sub cut. They have to be taking a cut of youtube memberships too.
>>30996011VAT? not europe.
>>30996025Coco.... Noel.....
>>30995971Did they?
>>30995848Anon, look up Holofes 1. Did you notice that they all have 3d idol outfit models? What the fuck would Gura do, borrow Shions model?
God she is very good
>>30995969She’s not bad, just some of her old fans are autistic. Has nothing to do with HER
>>30995835bottom shelf vodka
my girl nyanners be killing it
>>30995951T u T
How wet is Ame right now?
>>30996011VAT? Why would VAT be involved? She's American and Cover is in Japan. I don't think either have VAT.
Gura just wants to live a simple life in the 60s.
>>30996030No 3D, I assume.
>>30995957She sang J*y's favorite song unironically
>>30996011US doesn't have VAT.
I don't get tired of those high notes
I just realised why are they using glowsticks for Jazz?
She's...good at this...wtf.....I'm...falling...
>>30995835IPA
>>30996036I got you
I love Gura.Anyone else?
She's being doing her singing reps for those high notes
I feel blessed chumbuds
>>30996005Ah yes jazz colored walls.
I love you Gura!
gura just destroyed that song
>>30996081They use glowsticks for every song, anon.
>>30996059Actual shark model swimming under the stage.
Fuck this is going to beat out campfire karaoke for me
BEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE
>>309960303D models are an absolute must have for Holofes, and none of the people not invited have 3D.
these giggles are going to kill me...
She's going sooo high! I love those notes bros.
How is gura so good what the crap
>>30996055They don't. Cope.
>>30996088Yeah
Gura is so fucking cute. God I love her karaokes.
>>30996042She needs a nice lounge dress.
these threads just keep getting worse and worse. how much lower in quality can we go
Oh no...
>>30996071Waterfalls
UOHHHHHH THE SUMMER WIND
>>30996092Same
>>30996074Didn't stop Nene.
>
>>30996088I love Gura.
>>30996017It takes time and there's no reason to make one for half of EN right now since they can't really go to Japan right now anyway.
>>30995964camo bread
>>30996030Isn't Nene the only one that can sing from Gen5?
Jesas. I'm a teamate but Gura's singing really does blow me away, you chumbuds got good taste
>>30996071M A XM O I S T
>>30996021It's most likely younger audiences identifying with her. She's going Pekora route.
>>30996001Coco
>>30996088yes.
>>30996088I love her too
What the fuck is up with the viewer count, it keeps spiking and dropping in seconds.
mercybuku
>>30996088Always
>>30996005yea mine
NO GURA, NOT THE FROGS
>>30996069Wow, the effort on the clothing...
>>30996077Replace respective local taxes.
>>30996088I love her.
oh mon dieu
Gura has such good taste in music
>speaking french What the fuck?
French bros I'm happy for you
>>30996120Guras karaoke are okay, you should have been here during dead hours
I'm a happy anon, after so much time... I'm finally getting more Sinatra.
>>30996120shidd and fard
>>30996120Until we reach old /hlg/ tier, and then split again.
>>30996088Same desu
Cheers, Chummers
>Ina karaoke>Gura karaoke twice in 2 days>holofes tmrwim ngmi bros...
>>30996146YT indie company, pls understand
>>30996146it keeps nuking 'spam' viewers
>>30996071>Food in one hand.>Schlicking with the other.>Bubba humping her leg.>Considering having to delay SC Sunday until Gura is done.
>>30996088She's rent free in my head bro... Help...
>"C'est incroyable comme je t'aime">"It's wonderful how much I love you"Gura is literally getting fucked by a baguette right now
This shorkbrain
>>30996088I also love her
How the fuck has no one in the entertainment industry scouted her when she a has a voice like this?Why did it take a fucking company in the other side of the fucking globe to give her an opportunity?
>>30995285om3tcw
>C*rsair
>>30996120What's so bad about this thread? The entire thread is enjoying Gura's singing you schizo
>>309961201499 Ritual Posts
>>30996088Word.
Corsair sponsorship when?
I have a confession to make: I love Ina! and Gura! and Ame! and Mori! and 'Chama!
>>30996170what... are you listening with
>>30996055That was just Artia's chink manager pocketing her money.
>keyboard loreKEYBOARD LORE
CORSAIR CHERRY RED RIGHT THAT DOWN LOREFAGS
>>30996088more than the mountains and the sea.
YES DO IT MORE OFTEN
FRENCH BROS WW@
So this is the power of having a well curated setlist.The difference between "I like this song" Gura and "I love this song" Gura is like night and day. It's crazy. When she goes for it, she fucking GOES FOR IT.
>>30996088Me. I love her so much.
FROG-CHADS ARE WINNING ONCE AGAIN BABY
>>30996104Niceee
>>30996166Based.
>>30996120You weren’t here during deeep dead hours a single anon doxed every girl and did this
>Everyone sings secret base but no one sings Aoi Shiori Who is the most likely to sing it? Please say Ina
>>30996159What was that exchange?
>>30996120Never, anon. It'll just get worse and worse! You should leave now while it's still salvageable!
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BJ ASMR WHAT THE FUCK
>>30996088I love her so much, she's amazing!
>She's blowing me.See ya later, nerds.
Why is she making me laugh so fucking much today kek
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/i2mdb1
>Corsair Cherry RedsI guess she has a K70I HAVE THE SAME KEYBOARD AS GURA
>>30996088I LOVE Gura!
GURA BLOW ME UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>Gura just said "it's amazing how much I love you" in FrenchA plus tard les puceaux
>>30996146small indian company pls undastander
>>30996170bro.. there's a ghost in the background...
>>30996088i love herwe love her
>>30996161Dead hours before I went to bed was just 1 SEAnig spamming a thread.
>>30996152I know right? This is my favorite Gura pic...
>>30996088Holy fuck I was going to post this but I got distracted for a minute
>type message>send it>immediately disappears and flies to the moon
>>30996185Talent is more common than you think. For every star there is thousands trying to make it.
I thought I was done gosling for her but I was wrong...
>>30996185possibly because she has stage fright?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86421702https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86413099
>>30996170Tell me you have headphones or at least earbuds
Did Gura just blow her nose
>>30996185Maybe this is what she wants to do.
>>30996185The entertainment industry is all about who you know rather than what you can do.
She sounded like a GAWRilla when she almost spilled her water.
>>30996185Can't scout someone who doesn't leave their room
>>30995285teach a man to fish they say>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=https+youtube
>>30996185This happens with a lot of people, Gura is lucky which is great for her
>>30996195Dangerously based anon
>>30996171It's been a really good few days, hasn't it?
please anons.. i've been put on timeout.. early thread, onegai
>>30996170>Not dim lights with candles
>>30996088I'd give up my life for this shark
>GWAR GURA ONAHOLEGura???
>>30996185Because she never actively seeked it out? Have you heard HER singing? It's nothing but memes.
GURA'S CHEECKS
>>30996185Professional level is more cutting throat than you think.
>>30995848They still don't have 3D models.
>>30996146Small indie company
>>30996170Where's the Surround Sound system?
>>30995931Try 14kThere's not even only 4.5 k watching, youtube wiped out 3k in the waiting room.So much for the "spam viewer" theory
>>30996185do you not realise how many talented singers are out there?
>>30996146"Muh bug"t. numberfag
>>30996138One day they will marry and we will be able to enjoy duet streams.
>did a puffed up cheek even though we can't see itGURA CUTE
>>30996259T o T
That is one SEXY keyboard
THIS BRAT
GURA CHEEKS! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! T u T
>>30996220I doubt you're a keyboard older than 18 so you just outed yourself as underaged, faggot
>>30996030Too new. They haven't been through enough idol bootcamp yet.
this chat is fucking speed.
>He doesnt have a Gawr gura Mechanical keyboard}how does it feel to be apeasant?
>>30996170I bet that apple juice is tasty.
UUOOOOHHHH
>>30995835Baltic Porter / peanut vodka
>Mori ShadobaIs she actually going to play it? Have we entered the Cygames arc?Ina card review (GBF cards) when?
>>30996274stop excusing your shitty website Pajeet
>>30996268IT'S A FEATURE NOT A BUG!
>>30996204je suis canadien et je vous déteste
>>30996230it got worse
>>30996185There's 0 demand in the west for this kind of high cutesy voice. All the big named idol singers have deep voices that can hit the low ranges because that's what's "In" in america.
>>30996268Dear lord
>>30996279Man, I gotta get me a new keyboard. that shit makes me hard
>>30996212That was a comfy thread, all things considered. Image limit was hit at like 800 or 900 posts and there was not much survey posting to kill the thread until a meido showed up. Just shootin the shit with other insomniac anons during dead hours.
>>30996241I feel that the pic of her character model ontop of a drawn naked body feels kinda weird but oh well, good nough for a wank
>>30996171Yogiri's concert was kino too.
Gura's fat vibrating cheeks. (She liked this one btw)
>>30996274t.Pajeet
>>30996212Why are seaniggers like this?
Reminder that Gura WILL get 3D early, and that /hlg/ WILL be mad about it.
>>30996199>>30996201This is old news.
>>30996236I'm still amaze how Mori was able to squeez through. Hololive really is a second chance.
>>30996284>Has a good keyboard>Can't even hit the enter keyI'll keep my Logitech K120, thank you.
>>30996146smol hindi company, pls understand.
OI MATE
>>30996294It's sponsored.
>she just starts feeding it and chat goes berserk
I LOVE GURA AND ALL HER CHEEKS
>>30996294Only as long as they keep paying for it, apparently people found a referral link for Mori and Kiara on top of (I assume) the ame one that already existed.
>>30996199>>30996201You're late on this one keyboard lore fans
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO9O
I LOVE YOU GURA
>>30996297classic feuille
>>30996306True was good especially when the maido woke up
she's so goddamn cute bros.
>>30996257forget the fallen
Oh fuck yes another classic
What did she say?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This is not jazz at all.
OHJ FUCK
YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME
(YOU)'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh