/jp/ - Otaku Culture

...if you know what i mean.

Ha ha! That's impossible! Spring has arrived!

Would you like to ride my motorcycle, Alice?

*squeeze*

>>309353
C..can we just go for a walk in the snow instead?...

Sorry Alice RPer, I'm busy hitting F5 on the GM thread.

>>309365
I'd be happy to.

>>309369

>>309372
Anonymous...romantic...
*squeeze*

>>309400
Alice…adorable…

I just feel like we could take these threads where they're less welcome for the lulz.

Alice, I have something to tell you...

Why isnt she real? I dont care about the doll thing, but why isnt someone this ℳℴℯ real so that I may love them tenderly?

>>309409
Let's get some food...

>>309417
I..I'm not welcome anywhere...although really I've been to /b/...

>>309453
Where would you like to go?

>>309430
Y..yes?

>>309453
What do you feel like eating then?

>>309460
Well, this is kinda hard to say, but...

I think I'm pregnant.

>>309453
I had a talk with Aya the other day while you were out, Alice. She came by and said she had some pictures of you to show me.

At first I was excited, I thought they'd be innocent pictures. But then I saw them. Pictures of you and Marisa together, doing.. indecent things, to say the least.

I thought you loved me, Alice. Why must you hurt me and torment me? LOVE IS OVER.

Picture related.

>>309458
>>309475
Here... this is good... w-would you like to share this drink with m-me?..

Don't drink, and drive!
Smoke and fly!

>>309486
...I'd love to.

>>309490
Don't smoke and fly!
You just lost the game!

>>309482
WTFU
Love is never over. Not with Alice
My dear Alice, forever i will love you and only you ;__;

>>309490
Don't smoke and fly!
Take LSD and teleport!

>>309535
Oh, Yukari..

>>309482
eh?...

>>309479
EHHHHH?!...

>>309499
>>309509
*snuggles*

>>309555

Alice...I think it's yours

>>309555
I just wanted to let you know, Alice..

When the large hardon collider transports me to Gensokyo, I'm taking your route.

Picture related.

>>309562
...

>>309555
You're not...doing indecent things with Marisa now, are you? It's all a ploy by that damn tengu, right?

You wouldn't do this to me, right, Alice? I'll kill that damn Shameimaru for trying to destroy us. I'll pluck out her wings and then I'll...I'll...

You fools, we are fictional. When the large hardon collider activates, it won't be transporting us. It will be transporting them to our world.

I don't care if the LHC Turns the universe into a sea of flames, even less for what world will be the "main", as long as i'll get to be together with my beloved Alice ;__;

>>309581
*sniff*...

>>309568
>large hardon

sounds gay

>>309581
TEAR OFF AYA'S WINGS!

>>309581
JUST KILL 'EM ALL YOU PUSSY.

>>309626
...Alice?

>>309569

Well Alice?
I want to keep it
But I thought I should ask you.

>>309626
I love you, Alice. ;_;

>>309629
B-but...I'm with you now....

>>309668
>>309669
>>309671
I... I'm so happy....

Why did I lose my picture of Alice being cut in half with a saw......

I don't care if it's a guy roleplaying Alice.

These threads still make me happy. And ronery at the same time. ;_;

>>309675
Of course you are, my dear. don't mind that jabbering about meaningless stuff.

>>309688
L..let's go back inside...

>>309705
...Yeah.

>>309707
SHE HAS A DICK, DON'T DO IT.

>>309713
Fuck, it's still a win for me.

>>309707
*squeeze*

>>309719
But she FUCKS MEN..........dude.......you are fucking sick.....

Alice, have you seen Hourai? it seems Marisa hid her somewhere again

I'm so sorry, I can't get inside the screen.
I'm just a 3-dimensional boy.
No matter how strong my feelings,
I'll never be touched by you.

>>309728
0/10

>>309728
You wouldnt get fucked by alice?

What are you, gay?

>>309733
so ronery ;_;

>>309732
sh...she was holding my scarf here!...>>309365

>>309743
She must be lost in the snow... i'll go search for her

> SHE HAS A DICK, DON'T DO IT.
Anon has moved beyond things like that.
Besides, we all know anon likes it up there

>>309754
Haha, oh wow.

I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional boy
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you.

>>309754
Wh...What the...? Alice! What are you doing?!

>>309750
S...silly... why don't you join me h-here.. you can see that she's right under the kotatsu...

>>309794
I see
why won't you take a nap? you seem rather tired

Alice is leaking poop again

A-Alice? Honey?
Where are all these pictures coming from?

>>309728
Women normally have sexual intercourse with men. Why is this sick?

>>309818
O-only if it's with you.... *snugs*

>>309850
I'm not that tired.
But I don't mind if you... sleep on me.

>>309850
Of course i'll join you ;__;
*squeeze*

>>309850
*grope*

>>309863
>>309864
C...can I...
I just want to listen to your heart Anonymous....

>>309896
...Yeah, go ahead.

> Women normally have sexual intercourse with men. Why is this sick?
In Gensokyo, everyone is gay, so it isn't normal at all .

YOU'RE THE SEXIEST.

>>309896

Anonymous has no heart

>>309901
*squeeze*

>>309917
th..that's a lie... I can hear it...Nnn...

>>309922
You're so warm, Alice...

>>309947
*kiss*

>>309896

MY HEART BELONGS ONLY TO REIMU! RETURN TO YOUR ETERNAL LONLINESS DOLLMASTER!

>>309945
GO DIE IN A FIRE.
Alice has friends. and she has me ;__;

>>309936

Ha...ha...
I must be laughing too hard
It seems tears are coming out of my eyes.

>>309985
OH GOD THEY WON'T STOP
WHY WON'T THEY STOP

Alice, I was wondering.. Can I, uh.. Touch your breasts? I've never felt that sort of thing before, and I'm curious.

>>309998
>>309985
d...don't cry Anonymous...

>>309986
eh?...

[X] Grab Alice's breasts.

THEY'RE THE SOFTEST! SO MOE!

>>310028
You obviously don't have the slightest clue of what moe is...,

>>310031
marisa's lips fapfapfap

>>310040
NO U

>>310016
If you don't want me to touch your chest that's fine too...I'll understand...

Alice RPer is gone.

I don't want anybody else.
When I think of Alice I touch myself.

>>310071
Nnn... *leans*

I..I feel funny...

Shall I sing you a lullaby, Alice?

>>310135
That is perfectly normal.
*squeeze*

This Alice thread does not have the requisite amount of SADNESS.

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

>>310187
N...no... I feel a bit hot...
>>310190
eh?..

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

>>310216
Good hot, or bad hot?

NO!! NOOOOOO! STOP IT! STOP!

>>310229
um... c-c-c-can you hold me?...

>>310260
Gladly.

>>310219
>>310224
>>310228

ALL DREAMS SHATTERED
WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN

>>310260
Of course, my love ;__;
*holds*

>>310268
h..hot..

>>310279
*squeeze*

>>310288

>>310279
*squeeze*

>>310228
>grazing her soft yet troubled face

TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK TAOh God who am I kidding ;_;

>>310296
Fuck yes.

>>310307
>Fuck no.

>>310279
*grope*

>>310307
>>310296
THIS DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN
Myon you formless ghost, i'll have yuyu to eat you.

>>310270
>>310290
...

>>310313
That's what she said

>>310320

in b4 explode

EI!...

A...Anonymous...

>>310342
...Alice...

>>310228
Oh man I was gonna post that.

>>310332
.......

*squeeze*

>>310342
>>310332
need uncensored versions nao

>>310342
I...I want you now, Alice!

>>310348
h..hold me...I..I feel...

>>310342

J-J-JAM IT IN!

>>310367
*holds*

>>310382
I..I feel funny... and wet...

Everyone is tsundere for Alice. That includes you, Dan Kim.

>>310402

>>310342

OH GOD UNCENSORED LINKS?

>>310370
I...I want you too...

I...I don't understand...

A...Alice...
I'm going to put it in, now.

>>310429
k...kiss me...

>>310421
Then... let's..

>>310441
Fuck you.

>>310437
no

>>310437
*kiss*

>>310437
*tongue*

>>310459
Nnn...

I'M FAPPING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST

>>310467
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0

>>309720


I put on my robe and wizard hat, ~ze.

>>310491
A-Alice...I...I'm going to...

...I feel better now...

>>310558
*kiss*

>>310571
Alice...!!

>>310558
m...me too...
*clings*

>>310595
*squeeze*

>>310586
A..>Anonymous!...

Coming at the same time is a myth. Go get laid.

>>310604
Alice!!

>>310571

r-ing full

>>310342
>>310402

r-ing uncensored

Come on, anon!

>>310605
The internet and Gensokyo kick myths to the curb

GOOD END.

I just came to this thread.

>>310672
Welcome

>>310689
hi there shirou

>>310672
>>310689
Even if it's samefag. Oh god I lol'd.

>>310672
>>310689
Someone cap this epic win

>>310778
please learn the definition of "epic"

>>310778

Why you asking >>310672 to cap this thread? He just came here.