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Gura Unarchived Karaoke https://youtu.be/DjwsQ1cDJrkKiara 2hu Spell Bubble https://youtu.be/w7mWxmrTgnU>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
I LOVE INA!
I WANT POLKA TO SIT ON ME
>>30950609EnMa get the fuck out of this thread and get the 3D going
>>30951063Moona...
this is fucking amazing, she's so cute and funny
The chat is so fucking fast.
Hippobros we're in
This song is too perfect for Gura.
She must be drunkthat's the ONLY explanation for why she's not treating this like a singing competition
>>30951019Who /having a blast/ here?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951082A very old shitpost song.
Rhinosaurouses
>>30951019This is kinda scuff but eh
I WANT A DAKIMAKURA FOR CHRISTMAS
LET'S GO!
UUUOOOOOOOOHHH
I WANT HUGE GURA FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
What the fuck is this song lmao
SHES FEEDING THE VORE FAGS
this song sucks
>>30951047thank you huke-sama
wonder what nipbros are thinking hearing these goofy as fucking songs
CUTE
>Gura needs a hippoTroops, move out.
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!!1>>30951127BASED
>That dorky laugh after the verseCUTE
Gura is happiness made manifest
gura is very obviously drunk
>only 50k>even diehard chumbuds are tuning out HoloMyth is in recline...
>>30951082Peak Christmas shitposting
gawr garage
REMINDER THAT HIPPOS ARE NASTY CREATURES THAT WILL EAT YOUR ARMS OFF
it's ok to be tipsy during karaoke
SHE'S LITERALLY PERFECT FOR THIS SONG
Everybody stand up for Gura's new Official Anthem
Momma is right.Hippos kill more humans per year than any other mammal on earth.
Gura sounds brattier than usual today, Chumbuds.
I hope clover will allow booze in their mailbox
I already miss Ame...
KINO KINO KINO KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>male hippoYAB
>>30951127I WANT A HIPPOPOLKATOMUS FOR CHRISTMAS
massage me pls
>>30951138I love this girl so much
MASSAGE ME GURA! T u T
>>30951135he cute
HIPOPUPOTAMUSSSSSSS
What the fuck is this song? These lyrics are great.
Her drunkenness is clearest on this song
This is the perfect amoung of kiddish for her, but she's still singing the important parts well.Great choice.
WHITE GIRLS FUCK HIPPOPOTOMUSES
A hippo is a vegetarian, but it would fucking eat you anyways.
>>30950609>>30949323THE FUCK
Enjoying Gura's Karaoke with friends! That's where we're at!
I want a MOONA for Christmas
Imagine sliding a small loli into a full grown hippo's mouth uuwwwwwwwwwwwwwoh
SHE IS SO FUCKING DRUNK BRO!!!!!!!!!!!
Human bros...
>>30951155I think YOU suck
So how'd you break your leg anon?
>>30950609??? RRATS???
>>30951161dumb frogposter
>31k likes as of now compared to 64k when the last ended31k likes as of now compared to 64k when the last ended>31k likes as of now compared to 64k when the last ended31k likes as of now compared to 64k when the last endedDid she seriously recline? What the fuck. Or is it because it's sunday?
reminder that hippopotamus are fucking aggressive animals that will fuck your shit up
I can't enjoy these threads when it goes so fast
>barely 55k viewers>no sticky thread>didn't even hit image limit last thread>thread going slower than ames asmr stream>b-but the yab w-wwas a no-nothingburger!yeah im sure. which is why every video with that individual has hit 200k+ views.
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa but Gura can handle it
>GURA WILL NEVER MASSAGE YOU
I mean, just compare It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas from a previous karaoke to tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrx2E-6gzMIt's like a night and day, not sure what's going on tonight but she sounds really bad.
I also want an Okayu for Christmas
This song is so cute and she clearly practiced it a bit!
>no JPs have tweeted about Gura's karaokeWhat did they mean by this? I didn't want to believe it, but do they really hate Gura now?
I'M GONNA FATTEN UP FOR YOU GURA
I gotta wonder how familiar these songs are outside of the English-speaking world. I know American culture is ubiquitous, but Christmas is usually a very traditional affair.
>>30951145this song is the perfect for scuff
>53kYeah. She's done for. What a shame
brb going to Africa to get a gift for Gura
HERfags are getting uppity again
>>30951130We're 3/3 now....
>>30951026Anon, when they say "break a leg", they don't mean it literally!
>>30951095Her fans
If you've never heard this song you're probably under 20
>>30951161tourist, don't frog post
How is she so cute and funny?
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth when?
>>30951165>this is a response to bait
LA CONCHITA DE GURA
This song will launch her to 2 mil before the end of the year
>>30950934>>30950935Had to leave what doesn't she care about?
hippopotamooseuses
>>30951170you've never been with a drunk girl before
Hippo fact: Hippopotamuses kill more people than any other (non-venomous) animal on the planet despite being herbivorous!
>>30951137Why does it bother you so much that some people think she's had some eggnog tonight? It's not unusual to do that around Christmas time.
HIPPOPOTOMEESE?
>>30951019I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS GF SIMULATOR FREE ME FROM THIS HELL
I love her. Anyone else?
>>30951137Chronic drunk here. She's drunk. You can hear it in her voices inflection. Probably only a bit though.
>>30951172Fuck off Susan
ngl i never heard this song before but i love it already its so cute
VEGETARIANS GET DUNKED ON
UGLY FAT BASTARDS OUR TIME HAS COME
>>30951203Nice taste
I’m feeling pretty confident tonight. Gura likes Santa and Hippos.
I’ve heard a parody of this song, but not the original
HIPPOPOTAMOOSESUS
>>30951138Chummate reporting in
>>30950609>3 fucking times in a rowWhat the actual fuck, what the actual fuck?
Her voice fits this very well. Probably because she's actually an old lady from the 1940s.
>>30951165Cute bait
WHERE ARE MY UUUUUOOOHHHHHHHHH BROS AT?
Sing The Christmas Song you fucking brrat
>>30951213Jay killed the Japanese viewers
i bet this was gura's favorite song as a child
gura you are leaking
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Gura's mesugaki voice is out tonight.
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN GAWR GURA RUNS WILD ON HOLOMANIA, CHUMBUDS?
>>30951138MeThis is the happiest I've been since her last karaoke
Gooruh...
>>30951174Not if you have your safety watermelon.
wtf I never heard of this hippopotamus song before growing up?
BEST SONG SHE SANG SO FAR IS A SONG ABOUT HIPPOPOTAMUS WTF GURA
>>30951202here
>>30950556Chile, tierra de Ayame y Aloe
>>>30951026Tell us more, Anon.
>mfw fat>bald>about to slide down Gura's chimney
>>30951161fuck off frog
GURA IS FUCKING SLOSHED
This is really her next hit
Thread moving so fast nobody will notice that I will actually SC her the maximum amount if she sings in my language.
>hippopotamoosesHER
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0y6yLrqLi9mi/
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE BROS
Hippopotomeese
>>30951138I LOVE MY SHARK CHRISTMAS ALBUM STREAM
>HIPPOPOTOMUSESESESESkek
>>30951224>only one Japanese songthey're probably getting filtered
>>30951174and they fart through their mouths
Is gura the only one to really REALLY get into the Christmas spirit?
Gura since you're in here sing Let it Go
>>30951153>that cameltoeUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
Did she spell it wrong on purpose?
>>30951260COCO BTFO
>>30951066>>30951111>>30951114alright so I was a little boy singing in my school Christmas music program and standing on top of the risers and part of the song we had to make an H with our body and I was at the edge of and my H made me fall the fuck off and I landed wrong. My music teacher yelled at me for it.
HERfags, please stop with the DUDE SHE DRUNK LMAO.Control your autism.
This is what you call the best singer in hololive? Disappointing.
Sing Mr.Grinch
>>30951219She's a lightweight and has bad stage fright.
keep drinking alcohol and i hope you get delirium tremens, gura.
>>30951213>>30951217yes i know, gura will graduate soon right?
>>30951213>likes literally slashed by halfHoly fuck
IT'S HER
>>30951172Cover is over Tsunderia time is now
>>30951213Dumb Malaysian
>>30951202What do you mean 'friends'? I watch anime girls be bad at video games to not feel alone.
>>30951138It is a good time, she seemed to have the most fun with Hippopotomussses so far.
>she only likesmoosesesuses
She's just straight trolling today huh
Why is she stuck at 50k viewers, the YT bug shouldn't have kill her channel this badly
>>30951063When America's obesity percentage reaches 99% so like in 2 years
>and hippo mo tomato poto mauses love me tooooNailed it.
>>30951026Details please
>>30951217What?
>>30951187JESAS.
>>30951213It's a saturday, anon.
>>30951224It's not gura, the EN fad is over, look at the viewership
>>30951202Happy to be watching with you, friend!
Yeah, she's had a few to drink
I WANT GURA TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME WITH A BASEDBALL BAT
>>30951262That's the plural for moose, oh no
Gura confirmed for not being a Leaf
>>30951137who cares, she is cute
>>30951179more than other humans?
>>30951271I'm gonna have to check the archives, no fucking way this happened thrice in a row. Which songs?
>>30951213Its a pretty shitty play set so far
>>30951212I just like hipoppossumusses.
>Want to work on stuff while using Gura's karaoke in the background>It's too good to multitask>These threads are also too fucking goodGOD HELP ME I'M IN LOVE BUT GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>30951228Well to be fair no one could keep up 70k every karaoke stream
ok so at least one dink tonight I think
>>30951219She's shitfaced
I thought you guys hated numberfagging???
This is more of an actual karaoke than her tryhard singing streams before, love it
>>30951242singing an "annoying" song according to her, turned out to be amazing though
>>30951288I'm not going to look it up to confirm, but I'm fairly sure it was a Shirley Temple song.
>>30951234Ina...
>>30951295Is that hippo eating weed?
what're you drinking tonight anons?you are old enough to drink, right?
>in a grim future, not too far away>ENCUENTRA TUS TAZOS THE HOLOLIVE EN TUS SABRITAS FAVORITAS
GURA PLEASE SING CHESTNUTS
ok guys she's getting serious now ok?
>>30951213Or maybe., just maybe. Youtube fucked up last month and the waiting room went up for more than 24 hours and people had more time to like the vid.
>>30951209seconding this
I've heard enough drunk people in my life to know what they sound like.She's not drunk drunk but she's had some.Doesn't make her any less cute though.
>>30950609HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING???
>>30951301gonna have to ring up Mori for Yiddish
>>30951217meds
>Unarchived karaoke>only 53k viewerkek pathetic, pekora 129k btw
yeah
>>30951019Have you thanked gura for drawing the house yet?
UUUOOOOHHHHHHHH How can someone live with an unraped cunny like guras
>she was holding back her power
>>30951317kek, retard
>>30951302>bitchuteI miss Jim...
Old school March? Kino
>>30951249It is because they are very territorial and will kill on sight. There's a reason why Nile Crocs don't mess with Hippos.
Has the chat realized how unbelievably drunk Gura is?
>>30951259IT NEVER WILL
>50k Lmao en whores ar dead
I'm 97% sure that Gura will have sex after this stream is over.
>>30951288me either. I think we slid into a different timeline just now man
>>30951349There's nothing wrong with gura being drunk!
>>30951252ONLY IF YOU CAN PASS THIS BASELINE TESTCELLS
>>30951213>Worrying about numbers while she's singing
Hey friend!
>>30951210>>30951201Quasimodo-chama...
>down to the ones i really likeGUARANTEED a christmas song is coming up
>>30951138I'm trying too anon, but It just doesn't feel the same anymore after the yab...
FUCK YEAH GURA
>>30951295ballsack skin
MY JAM
coco reddit meme review with subaru in 70 minutes! that's gonna be dope.
>NOT A SINGLE JP NAME OR MESSAGE IN CHAT>LAST KARAOKE HAD TONS OF NIPFAGS COMMENTINGITS FUCKING OVER THEY ACTUALLY DROPPED HER.
>>30951253more than I can describe in words
>>30951364IT'S OK WHEN WE DO IT.
HASHIRE SORE YO WHEN
>>30951187I like it but it's kinda wrong.Ame, Ina and maybe Mori are made for stockings - Gura... eh?
AHHHHHH
What in the actual fuck lmao
>>30951352Holy shit I remember these ads on late at night
Meanwhile in 5ch>60,000 less is pretty impressive.>Imagine a mass of 300 people?>That's enough people to fill an entire movie theater.>There are 200 of those masses, right?>Imagine 200 rooms in a movie theater?>If there are 10 long rows of rooms, that's 20 rows.>That's a huge number of people who have stopped being shark fans, who are no longer with us.>It's all going down the drain.wwwwwwwwwwww
>>30951213Everyone's on their weekends so yeah that deosn't count
>>30951317When they tell you "break a leg" before a performance, they don't mean it literally.
Actual boomer song eh
JOY TO THE WORLD
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
oh shit Gura
FUCK YEAH GURA!
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951283based pedomee
THIS SHARK
Ah Gura woke up!
>Boomercore outta nowhere
>>30951363Ame you love Gura so much
>>30951219today's is much better
I actually fucking love this song
IT'S TIME
>>30951293ALOE AMOR
>jp fags brigading the thread instead of enjoying the songs Kusa
>I HELPED HM DRINK HIS WINE
JUMP TO GODDESS VOICE
Aw hell yeah.
Finally a good song
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY TO THE WOOOOOOOORLDALLLLLLLL THE BOYS AND GIRLS NOW
>I helped him drink some wine
HOLY FUCK GURA YEEEEEAH
JOY TO THE WORLD!
>>30951319She slurred her way through the hippo song bro.
>>30951174Hippos are fucking terrifying. Lived in africa and hippos were the one thing that universally everyone was afraid of. If you could see a hippo you were too close.
>jayremiah???!!
FINALLY THE VOICE IS BACK
Next song will be Snow HalationMark my words
NOW WE'RE STARTING THE REAL KARAOKE
Ok, this is really good.
>>30951219It seems like she's a bit sick and a bit drunk.
>>30951404GOD DAMMIT LET ME OUTLET ME FUCKING OUT
i am slow but i made OC
Hory shito
So the hippopotamus song is a shitpost but what exactly is it a shitpost of?It just sounds like a made up christmas song you'd find in a kid's show/movie?What's shitpost about it?
>Three Dog NightI think I fell in love.
>>30951364It's ok when Gura does it.
>>30951293
JOY TO THE WORLDALL THE BOYS AND GIRLJOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEAJOY TO YOU AND ME
>>30951217JAY LOVE
>JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
>>30951423you're late
>>30951265>>30951302HAHAHA THAT’S THE ONE
Ok this one is actually pretty good.
SHES BACK
>>30951317kek
Gura is more Christian than usual today
Not quite a Christmas Song, but I'll allow it.Eli's Coming is the best Three Dog Night song, fite me
I think this might actually be her best set list yet
>>30951370Cider.
>>30951398Yes, Discord sex with Ame and Ina who are the only ones watching her.
If Gura sang little drummer boy I would aka on the spot or on the next stream in this case
KINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINO
>>30951320the best singer in hololive is Risu
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BOP.
>It's been 47 minutesIt's been 47 minutes>It's been 47 minutesIt's been 47 minutes>It's been 47 minutesIt's been 47 minutes>It's been 47 minutesIt's been 47 minutes>It's been 47 minutesIt's been 47 minutes>It's been 47 minutesIt's been 47 minutes
holy shit
UOOOOOOOOOOH
https://poal.me/568yo7https://poal.me/568yo7https://poal.me/568yo7
Im kneeling so fucking hard right now
Gura wants to make sweet love to me!
GURA I FULLY FUCKING KNEEL I CAN'T KNEEL ANY HARDER
>>30951134Last time she reached over 100k and the chat was slower. Fuck u YouTube. Yes I'm numberfagging in this case.
>>30951423She already sang part of it
>>30951277Finishing fapping UUUOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>30951370rolling rock, drowning the pain that my ISP still hasn't fixed my fucking packet loss issue yet.
Oh this cheeky brat was sandbagging
IKUZOOO
>>30951363U tell 'em, Ame!
Fuck bros I'm digging these songs
Bros, Gura's gonna make sweet love to me
>>30951428they have no clue about the youtube fuckery do they?
>>30951294>>30951342SEE >>30951317>>30951416Holy shit Gura is knocking this song out it's AMAZING
MAKING SWEET LOVE TO GURAUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Three Dog NightI KNEEL! I GIVE IN CHUMBUDS I KNEEL!!!!!!!!!
>>30951370are you the polfag spending 100$ on holos
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, all those dumbasses who didn't show up to Gura's karaoke are missing out.
JOY TO YOU AND ME
>>30951347That a bad example since that was Peko telling her mom she was a vtuber. It was a big event.
Did she just say whore?
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>make sweet love to youUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHYES PLEASE
MAKE LOVE TO ME!?!?!?!?
>making sweet love to gura
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROGDUN DUN DUN
>MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU
>>30951480>JOY TO YOU AND ME!
I KNEEL
>>30951213>Did she recline?Yes, vtuber in general is reclining but still popular
SHE WANTS TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME
>>30951488Based midwestern roots
>>30951347Could you at least try to bait better?
JOY TO YOU AND ME!!CHUMBUDS SING WITH HER!!
>SWEET LOVE WITH YOUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30951428ogey
>>30951262what do you mean... that's the plural for- OH GOD
>>30951428IT'S NOT FAIR, THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF US
GOING FULL HARMONY
SWEEET LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAA
>>30951317I hope your leg gets better anon.
>>30951404INTERLINKED
>>30951404Incels within incels
>>309513471M event hyped for 5 months.
>>30951423MISSED IT BITCH
Gura should sing Frosty the Snowman
>>30951378So 30k people liked the last karaoke while it was on the waiting room last time?Sounds like COPE to me
>make sweet love to youUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOH
Is that even a Christmas song?
>>30951398yea with me sorry bro
>>30951398with me
>Joy to the WorldNow we're talking
>>30951213The holidays are a busy time you fucking neet, when we're not working we're being forced to socialize
>>30951370I'm drinking water, anon. Why aren't you hydrating.
>>30951224after the honeymoon passes it's back to being a competitioneveryone for themselves and their close friendsGura isn't a close friend to any JP, so why would they care?
>Sweet love to youAll me
GURA IS GOING TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME
HERfags are unleashing themselves right now Jesus Christ
>trinity is the only one that showed up to guras karaoke, and ame has been MIA for 40 minutes, gura sent just one message.its over. gura is the outcast of holoEN. they see her recline and don't w ant anything to do with her.
>HEHEH
>>30950887I'm hours late, and the context is probably lost, but here you go.>>30951068That's mighty kind of you to repost my edit once again, and with the sound too!
OH FUCK ITS MY JAM
This is a blessed stream
>hhehhehe
>>30951137Who cares, have a drink too buddy
Good night anons. don't fall for falsefaggs after the stream, I'm counting on you
>you know i love the ladies>HEHEHEH
>>30951428Based JOP numberfag
GURA WANTS TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951370Aguardiente
THAT LAUGHTHOSE EYESAME RUN
>She kills the rrat right in the fucking moment
> you know I love the ladies, heherrats???
>Gura will never make sweet love to yo
>>30951420So her fags ruined everything with their fucking obsession of roommates
>>30951347Nutsacki... You're ignoring this
I WANT GURA TO MAKE LOVE TO ME
CUNNY BRINGS JOY TO ALL
>she loves the ladiesehehehe
>You know I love the LADIES>hehehe
>>30951213wow it really is over for her. it was fun while it lasted.
>LIKES THE LADIES
>>30951317Kek. Your an retard anon. Thanks for the story.
>>30951347imagine leeching her own mom for views
>>30951277
>that brat laughGGGJGHH I LOVE HER
>>30951467This better be you leaking the setlist Ame
>>30951398yeah with me
SHE WANTS TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO MEEEESEE YA LOSERS
GURA LIKES LADIES
ÚÚÚÚÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
GURA WANTS TO MAKE SWEET LOVE WITH ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOOOOORUH I LOVE YOU! T u T
>You know I love the ladiesEHEHEHEHNARRATIVES?!
>>30951494rikka is
>>30951497Are you twelve?
What do you think the odds are?
/u/ bros!
>YOU KNOW I LOVE THE LADIES>HEHETHIS FUCKING MESUGAKI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A reminder that Gura loves her girls!
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951489kinda hard to top the campfire karaoke setlist, there's also jazz tomorrow as well
>>30951488>suddenly says "I love my women, hehe."Spoke too soon Christiankek
>Gura loves the ladies
This is legitimately making happy. Gura's such a treasure and she's not even my Oshi
>>30951428Do the same retards also think Pekora lost 20k-30k viewers on her MC streams or are they just that retarded?
>>30951213fake hype riders.its what happens when something blows up, like Gura did
WAR IS OVER SOON!
JOY TO THE FISHES AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA
>HEH HEH
>>30951370Tequila Old-Fashoned with a splash of cerveza and a chili garnish
>>30951127Based beyond belief
>>30951428They dont get it, the bug is affecting likes too.
>>30951368DUDE
how can suisei ever recover
>>30951370Four Roses and Coke, Lagunitas IPA, and the last bit of my San Fernando Valley OG. I'm a sad sad degenerate.
>>30951428based jap bro
>>30951517On the contrary, they do know but they've got persistent shitposters that keep mentioning numbers.Despite screenshot evidence showing jagged viewercounts, max viewers, and so on.
THAT>HEHEHEHE
>>30951420the yab actually did her in.
JOY TO THE CHUMBUDS IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
>>30951584I miss Ina already...
>>30951398Yeah with me. Don't you hear me singing with her?
>>30951252BASED EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ANON
>Male VoiceUmmm narratives?
>>30951492She's not allowed to sing any explicitly christian christmas songs.
>>30951224Who gives a shit about JP whores lmao
>>30951277UUUOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JOY TO THE THREAD
>>30951398I'm killing myself
>THAT FUCKING KEY CHANGE
>you know I like the ladies
>>30951347She finally told her mom? That's cool. How did she take it?
>>30951370i'm on a cut so it's sparkly water and bitters for me
>>30951620tell me something I didn't know
>>30951378>the waiting room went up for more than 24 hours and people had more time to like the vid.LOL Do you seriously think more than 10k people will drop a like in the waiting room? Even so the difference is 30k
>>30951634They don't think. According to their logic Pekora is going into the drink too.
>>30951428japrrat
>>30951584Goodnight, anon!
>>30951347That was the climax of an arc anon.
>>30951213Wow, it's over. Graduation imminent.
>>30951654Me
Her voice sounds a lot better this song.
>>30951213>sundayouted yourself rratnever fails
Could it be that Gura uses autotune? Her voice is so strikingly in-tune that it makes me wonder.
>>30951228Didnt you want the 'trendhoppers' to leave?you got your wish
GURA DIDNT CHANGE HTE LYRICS SHE LOVES GIRLS SHE LOVES GIRLS AND SHE WANTS TO KISS VTUBERS SHES A LESBIAN I FUCKING KNEW IT ITS BLATANT FROM HOW SHE BEHAVES WITH AME. SHE LOVES BLONDE BIMBOS SHE LOVES AMELIA WATSON AND SHE AWNTS TO FUCK AMELIA WATSON
>>30951019Bro why was she holding back?
>>30951654YAB
>all the vtubers I haven't kissed>I love the ladiesI love my raging dyke daughter
ngl I feel warm inside listening to this streamI feel happy
>>30951624I don't know if I could take it. I might actually cry.
>>30951637JOY TO YOU AND ME
I LOVE THIS SPAZ
>>30951398Yeah with Ame
>>30951624HIGH
GOORAH YOU'RE THE JOY TO THE WORLD
>>30951397holo as a whole will be dead soon enough
>>30951665Don't
>>30951159
She's singing an actual boomer song
>>30951594Cope
>>30951398With Jay
>>30951624God I hope.
>>30951347That's also not Pekora nutsacki. 100k viewers were only there for pekomama.
>>30951213Dumb rrat, she had that stream up for 24 hours. Do you guys even try?
>>30951576I still love Walfie edits
>>30951645Now doesn't that sound familiar
>>30951624Low, I don't think she even knows it
>>30951428Dumb Malaysian
>>30951686lole
Sing Winter Wonderland next!
>>30951690SHES NOT SHUT UP
>J*y to meWhat the fuck?
>>30951696KEK
>>30951370>not being a waterchad for the water oshi
>>30951696kek
>>30951696Its a shame they're so far back on the narratives
>>30951684No you fucking retard. Some songs she does way better than others.
>>30951684She turned autotune on once in a prior karaoke and didn't like it. It made her sound... weird.
>>30951370gekkeikan sake
my heart is gonna explode friends!
>>30951696
>>30951554>>30951529>>30951594>>30951677Unfortunately for you denial-posters, I can keep going! I'll even add not-Pekora!
>>30951637JOY TO THE WORLD.
>>30951217So why are the others also at half views from a few weeks ago?Damn, Jay killed the entirety of HoloEn. Take your meds shitposter.
>>30951576kek
GURA LOVES THE LADIES CONFIRMED!!!
>>30951370my family has a history with drinking so I stay straight edged
I DON"T THINK MY KNEES CAN TAKE ANYMORE
>no rap>no Mariah>no cuh>no swear words>no dabbing>no shitty soundcloud beatwow, what a timeline
>>30951213
>>30951634Nah it's just persistent numberfagsThis is a better reflection of their threads right now
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951226This is mostly burger stuff. I'd love to hear a carol but the religious stuff rarely goes down well
>>30951684nope
>>30951669very sweet, her mom made her cringe to death, the comedian genes are strong
>>30951654you're actually hearing the closest watchers singing
>>30951696BASED NIP SCHIZO
>54kYeah. She's done for. What a shame
CHRISTMAS SONG WHEN YOU BRAT
>>30951696FUCK OFF DUDE
>>30951624AMI POG
I heard a bit of HER slipping through
>>30951696OH NO NO NO NO
>>30951684>how new?
Is Gura finally sober cause she's killing it right now
JOY TO (You) AND ME
>>30951584Ina is nice, don't worry
>>30951684No. She brings out her ukulele and blew that rrat out of the water.
>>30951673Literally who gives a shit, fucktard? Some of the Gen 0/Gen 1 JPs get barely more than a few thousand viewers per stream, and they keep trucking, do you actually think this matters?
>>30951696HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KINO!
Gura is so based
>>30951706You ignoring that rise and fall there?
>>30951686Ever heard of commas?
>Jay to the World
>>30951686I mean, can you blame her?
>>30951370Molson's
>>30951736Wipe your lens please
>>30951684We've already seen what happens when she uses autotune (nothing)
>>30951696They don't actually know that the US and UK are different places, do they?
>>30951356Last Christmas ->Feliz Navidad->HippopotamusYou can maybe guess and get lucky with the timing on the first two but hippopotamus, what the fuckProbably enma or ame fucking with us, she's been suspiciously quiet
>>30951705every christmas song is a boomer song, anonyes, even that one
>>30951706holy fuck, chumbuds what happened?
>>30951738but pekoras viewers havent changed? or most of the holoJP girls?me thinks holoEN is dead.
>>30951696what is this お腹いっぱい?
Gura sounds stupider than usual today
>>30951686ogey
>>30951686BASED
>>30951370I quit 15 years ago, but hearing these girls sing always makes me want to down a fifth of garbage whiskey or bum wine.
>>30951576What's that song from?
>>30951686This is all true. Her and Ame are getting married next week.
>>30951624I would kneel.
Ban all numberfags forevermore inshallah
All I want for christmas is you when?
>>30951752Nice
That giggle sounds like the start of Hungry like the wolf.
>>30951681yeah, it has been night and day on this stream.
>>30951370Little Ale with quince juice and honey
>UUOOOOHHH yeah babyUUOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951686to be fair if she changed the lyrics to "boys" that would have been a masive yab
>>30951584I miss Ina..
UOOOOHHH YEAH BABY
>>30951558sasuga tunnel vision retard who doesn't know that timezones exist and what 24 hours does for a million subs youtuber
>>30951454The fake JP fags that are left in the other thread don't enjoy anything in life.
>>30951370Got a bottle of Mai Tai to try during a trip to Nashville the other day, quite enjoying it
>49 minutes>already doneGura...
>LAST STONGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30951645a mirror
Last song what do we think lads?
I need to hear chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Borderline gospel? Kino
>last
>>30951696this guy is alright
>>30951703ok, maybe later
>>30951725>>J*y to me>What the fuck?What
It's already ending...
>>30951791she's just drunk
last song.........................................................................................................
>>30951696Yeah. No wonder she's recling. You picked a whore to champion and it blew up in your FACE.
already last song
It doesn't matter if she is better or worse than previous karaokes, the only thing that matter is that she's having fun
>last song alreadyNOOOO it's too soon
>>30951696>5ch actually hates her now
>>30951823Ride on Time
>IT'S BEEN 50 MINUTESTIMEWARPCHAMA!?!
kinda wish she would have chosen less meme songs but overall it was pretty nice
>>30951696CHUMSHARTS BTFO
GURAMEBROOOOOOOOS
>>30951696BASED
>>30951696they're still stuck on this, huh?
>>30951385Fuck off>Rabbit's karaoke views?Maybe 20k? Lol
>>30951219Still feels sick from period but she's trooping through, precious.
>Last song alreadyHOLY SHIT WHAT A TIME WARP I JUST WENT THRROUGH.
Don't forget to spam encore after this just in case.
OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL
>>30951825FOURTHOUSANDMILECOCK
I'm holding in a poop right now
>Let it SnowBased Gura
>>30951825kek
>>30951467Let it Snow.Now what rrat?
>last song alreadyThis girl has no stamina. Will she ever be able to sing as long as Polka or Watame?
>>30951680This, but it's actually me, not that anon.
>>30951696based
>>30951841Based. I can't wait for the member's karaoke tomorrow.
>already sang 10 songsDAMN
Last song already...
>>30951795From >>30951068 ?>Jvnko Still Loves You
>>30951370
Le tits now
jesus christ look at the time
>>30951370beer and peanut butter whiskey
>>30951696heh
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE'S THE CHRISTMAS SONG
>>30951696hahaha BASED
>>30951347>Have to resort to payed a clueless mom to get viewer.Hey HoloEN. I can ask the chink to mass dislike Pekora if u want
>Only an hour
>>30951824Same. I hope it's the encore.
Kiaras redebut Karaoke stream was unironically better. Where did the shark magic go...?
>>30951696jesas, did 5ch all turn into gura antis?what the fuck is wrong with them
>>30951370Jefferson's Ocean Aged Whiskey
Guys she still has the Encore to sing
I WANT MORE GURA. PLEASE
>>30951370I'm not old enough to drink
>>30951846I don't, this stream has been super happy
>>30951857But it's only been 22 minutes
>>30951686incredibly based
>>30951696OH NONONONONO
Last song already?
If Gura isn't exactly drunk, she's definitely had some drinks tonight.
snow halation faggots btfo.
>>30951696umm chumkeks you're response?
>>30951696it doesn't even sound similar you retarded nips
UUUUUUOOOOOO!!!!!!
Who the fuck is jay I haven't payed attention to hololive for close to a month
LET IT SNOW
>let it snow is her last songDamn it
JESUS CHRIST GURA
>>30951696grass
>>30951863Since you're such a faglord you should just let it snow all over your chair.
>>30951696pretty good, nipman
>>30951733Just going by anecdotal evidence in this thread, a lot of the EN viewers are college students and finals are happening.
>>30951696Shark more like SHART
>>30951696Holy FUCKINGBNWDE+WEI_FUDUH)(J*IOWEGFSHRGIOUJERGJOIPEK RPOIEWJKGHRP{EOHKGRHG{POKLP{ORFEKH{POKASED
You're still singing right anon?
>>30951842glad, i hope they pushed her off for graduation soon
>>30951847how fucking dare you use my oshi for this shitfucking die
>Dean Martin arrangement Naisu
>>30951841based
YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
I feel it bros...
LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW>LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOWLET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW>LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOWLET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW>LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW
LeTitsNow
Remember to beg for an encore.
>no nat king coleNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE WAS SANDBAGGING!
THERE WILL BE AN ANCHOR
OH FUCK THAT VOICEHER LIMITER IS OFF
https://files.catbox.moe/ebvc1b.mp4
>>30951696holy kek
What the actual fuck she's better than Buble
peak christmas music for the finalenice!
>>30951381I still can't believe I called it. (At PC now)
JESUS SHES SO GOODWHAT THE FUUUUUCK THIS IS LIVE, SHES MOGGING RECORDED ALBUM TRACKS LIVE
THE LIMITERS ARE OFF BROS
SHES GOING TO KISS ME! I MADE IT
>Have a family gathering>Built up the courage to open up to my family about Hololive and Gawr Gura>Play Gura on the big TV with her singing>Family members have a long pause, "Is.. This what you're into?" I enthusiastically say yes.>My cousin goes, "Are you a pedo or something?">Look confused, "No?">They all laugh at me>"Anon you're a creepy weirdo.">They all laugh at me againYou know what? Fuck my family. They don't fucking understand I feel like complete shit so I'm just sitting here getting drunk off eggnog because fuck them.
>>30951370no, and probably won't drink even when I am.
>>30951732Nice coupon
I unironically hope that Gura reclines, so we can have comfy streams with a couple thousand viewers and so she can cut loose and be more comfortable herself.
>>30951891
cumfarts... she didn't even hit 80k viewers...
>>30951875Oh god tell me what album that original picture is from. I swear to christ i've seen it before
>>30951913Me
HOLY SHIT SHE'S SO GOOD
Let it snow...
>>30951875Thanks. What the fuck is this channel?
>>30951262Here's your (you)
cute
Oh wow, she took off her limiters. Bravo shork.
>>30951913It's best for you to not know anon
>>30951696Dude needs his ears checked kek.
>>30951696hahaha I'm dying
No Silver Bells? I’ve never been angrier in my life!
damn anons, you have a good taste in liquor
>>30951733Explain how the vod views are still increasing then, retard. It's a bug.
JAZZ VERSION
UUUHOOOOOOOH IM HOLDING AND KISSING GURA
>>30951851they have schizos just like us who think their narratives are true despite all evidence showing otherwise
LET IT SNOOOOOOOOOW
>>30951696kekt. chumbud
>>30951816Yeah... fucking 30k people liked her stream in the WAITING ROOM which is literally half of her total like amount by the endIt's the biggest COPE so far. Fucking kek chumkeks
Its crazy to think Gura could unuronically drive dozens to suicide if she made a boyfriend announcement at the end
Oh god, here we gooooooooo
>>30951888can you also introduce the chink mass to Haachaama's stomach damn bugman
>>30951897its been an hour anon
>>30951696I didn't know the japs could make puns like this
>>30951913One of the managers, apparently, and mistaken to be someone else.
>>30951907>sageDo you know what this means?
a song about bangin by the fireplace uoooooohhh
>>30951903She's been going for about an hour so I guess it makes sense
>>30951842They’re the ones who created the bbc tranny rrat, it’s just like here where only skitzos push it
>>30951857>>30951874That's true, but christmas songs are mostly older, and older songs are generally shorter.
>male in stream wtf bros
a a a a a a a mans voice...
>>30951846what christmas song isn't a meme song?
THE MALE VOICES AGAIN
>>30951706Dumb Malaysian
UHHHH WHO ARE THOSE MALE VOICES?
>>30951779JAY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!
I HEARD A MAN
her voice aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30951885Her karaoke streams have all ranged between an hour and a half, this ain't new.
>Even More Male VoicesWhat the fuck? Narratives please!
>>30951868you can't say any of the girls have stamina until they match astel's 12 hour karaoke stream
>male voices aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30951949are chumbuds usually this delusional
>>30951913(You)
>>30951913the man with the 4000 mile penis
>>30951913Thats what I want to know anon
>>30951846Fuck off faggot, she can sing whatever she likes
>>30951733>Nutsack can't see the drop on JP side that happened mid November.
>>30951696Fucking kek
>>30951932I think this is the Capitol Sinatra version, friend!
>>30951888i already did that
>>30951786I can buy this rrat.
>>30951913Yeah I've been forced to do holiday shit with my family. I don't know but I think he's a UK vtuber that senza collabed with.
>>30951370nothing. that's reserved for Christmas eve
She'd better have The Christmas Song ready as an encore
>>30951913A misunderstanding that got out of control
>>30951897got some bad news for you anon...
>>30951939We already know it's going to happen
>>30951960Do chumbuds really?
>>30951696The first her fag should have been shot for his sins the second one should have been eaten by wild dogs
>>30951696JOP shitposting is always something else
>>30951960jesus christ
>>30951960Anon you just don't...
>>30951960why the fuck do you fags feel the need to share shit like this with family?
HOW MANY MEN DOES SHE HAVE IN THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT´S JAY JOY JEY JIY AND JUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That fucking >Mmmmmmm
>>30951913nothingburger that only Gura antis care about
>>30951983Anon...https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1340025794681335808
>>30951960
>>30951789Pekora is literally the best example of changed views retard, she had 60k+ on minecraft, she dropped to 40k.
>>30951893I really hope its Dont Leave Me Santa because its funny as fuck
I HAVE NO KNEES LEFT AND I MUST KNEEL
>>30951960did this really happen?
that "MMM"I don't think I'm going to make it bros...
>>30951862Do you think it's like a massive structure or is it the width of a regular cock but just really long like a cable?
>>30951686Watch the last Minecraft collab, there are hidden messages saying that they'll get married on Valentines Day.
How do you guys cope knowing that Vtuber personas are carefully manufactured for peak cuteness and the girls themselves aren't free to express themselves because of Big Hololive hanging over their heads. They're literally paid to be nice and cutesy and just a tiny bit lewd. It almost feels like falling in love with a stripper, it's literally their job to make them like you. This has been exceedingly hard to cope with.
>>30952029Nutsacki's aren't very good at reading please andastand
>>30951789You're a fucking retard.
>>30951960They might call you anything but don't worry. We know what you really are Our Chumbuddy
>>30951960Fuck off pedo
>>30951922Ogey
>>30951960At least it's not anal vore.
LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW
>>30951913The black tranny friend of Gura.
>>30951913Jay is (you)Jay is meJay is a nothingburger
>>30952044Oh look a /v/tard
i'm out of fucking bourbon
I just wanted to hear her sing Happy Xmas
>no snow halationFUCK YTOU GURA I KNEW YOU HATED HOLOLIVE YOU HATE JAPAN GRADUATE HER
>>309517835ch has been shitposting about J*y's 4000km cock anon. They're not that retarded.
>>30952020All me
she sounds fucking amazing on this
>>30951990>>30951991kek
Oh no Jay, you're not supposed to sing with her
>>30951960oh anon...
>>30951696Based nipbro
>>30952023AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>it doesn't snow where I livemerry christmas regardless
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
LE TITS NOW
>>30952048And JYY on the side
SHE WAS LITERALLY SANDBAGGING THE WHOLE KARAOKE
>>30951374STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>30951370Yes but I don't drink alcohol. So I just drank a soda.
Kek bro what the fuck is this she sandbagged the whole stream.I feel like she's gonna be amazing in the member stream tomorrow
>>30951960>Not keeping it a secret skeleton in the closet like everyone fucking elseYou bonehead.
If we pressure Gura enough would she sing one more song?
>>30951960Always hide your powerlevel, then you can never be hurt
She took off the limiter holy shit
>>30951891>Kiaras redebut Karaoke stream was unironically better. Where did the shark magic go...?Nah, drunk gura is still better than all the rest of EN put together and then some.
>>30951904Maybe just a bit to deal with nervousness.
>>30951696Do I really want to know?
>>30951855She is not even know for her singing cope harder
Imma be honest, I don't see the "world class talent" in this voice that chumbuds have been proclaiming she has. But fuck it, this is fun!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK THAT WAS NICE
>>30951068Ah yes this track.
>>30951960oh nonononononononononononono
>>30951960https://files.catbox.moe/2v8f8f.mp4
>>30951696This wouldn't have been funny if some j*yposter said this in this thread
>>30951913Transgender black man from another nation who regularly fucks gura with his 4000 mile intercontinental cock
>>30952089>Doesn't snow where i liveSo Gura is Indonesian? wtf
Her voice was especially pretty during that song holy shit
>>30951994>>30952039What the hell. YouTube lied to me and I believed it.
>>30952061meds
>>30951990>>30951991like clockwork
>>30951733I mean thats a big frop for korone max live viewsfrom 30k to 20k
>>30951983You can't reason with schizo numberfags anon
>>30951960assuming you're not shitposting, i'm sorry your family is so shitty about your interests. we can be your family here at /hlgg/ instead
>>30951913the black tranny that fucked Gura from accross the world
>>30951960things that never happened
>>30951960CHUMKIDDIES!?MIND EXPLAINING!?
>>30951968Wear headphones with his music, sounds better.If you want an album rec to start with, try Sewerslvt's Draining Love Story
>>30952089Live somewhere better
>>30951960cool story bro
>>30951960I sure hope this didnt actually happen. youre a fucking idiot anon
>>30951891Based
encore time
>>30952051Retardchama...that didn't explain it
>>30951696Based JOP kek
>>30951789Pekora literally got her MInecraft stream average viewers cut by around 30%.
>>30951960NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You CHRISTMASSY yet BITCH?
>>30951868Don't forget Roboco's 4 hour karaoke
>>30952021no, they're just objectively correct
>In such a deep slump of depression>Too busy thinking about nothing but vtubers, food, death and titties to get in the Christmas spirit not counting a project I'm doing>Participate in Die Hard watchalong and today listen to Gura karaoke>Feeling the Christmas spirit for real nowGod bless even in some of the worst times there's always a light. Bros, if you think you're having a bad time hang in there.
>>30952091I'LL TAKE APE TIT FOR 300 ALEC
>>30951960I don't believe you.
>>30952014
>>30952061why would they make personas that you would hate?
>>30951960sorry anon but your family is kinda retarded
YT needs to enable slow mode for subs, what the fuck is chat doing right now. I can't see shit
CAHM ON GUURAH LETS SEE A FOOKIN ENCORE
>>30951769>loosing close to 50% of your viewers by the 3rd month is nothing nowFucking chumkek's cope is the best. Even her losing viewers is counted as a NOTHINGBURGER nowPFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAH
ONE MORE.SONG
>>30951960What's the original pasta about again?
Her vibrato is so sexy i can
>>30951696Chumbros.......
>a sip of waterAh yes, WATER.
>>30951960anon i really hope youre lying why would you do this?
>>30951960At least I'm somewhat here for you, albeit in a parasocial way.
>>30952121With that accent?
>>30951960well that's what happens when you're a pedo
>>30952061I go back to my troon forum and bitch about how men are just the worst.
>>30951960Your family sounds like a bunch of faggots but you're also autistic if you thought that was an appropriate gathering topic. It's not something you need to "come out" over
>>30951960Fake and gayI hope
>>30951960what would compel you to do this
>>30952112if you want world class talent go for pekora
>400 IPs/hlg/ is here
>>30951960Why did you...
>>30951696Holy kek
>>30952051kill yourself retard
>>30951733>scales are all differentlol
>>30951960>"coming out" like some kind of faggotgood job being brainwwashed by the globohomo dude
>>30951960now that's a good story for /hlg/ to laugh at us
>>30951706NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
>>30952095What's wrong anon you don't want your mochile with a cute orange "Gurra" drawing.
>>30952022I didn't mention Astel because he's a guy and some smartass would say that women can never have as much stamina with men and end the conversation there, so I compared her to other female singers instead because Gura should be physically capable of reaching their level.
CAM ONGIVE A FACKIN ENCORE
>>30952057I'll join you.
>>30952051what is "spam views"?
>>30951960I felt secondhand pain from reading this, why would you reveal your power level like that? You had nothing to gain and everything to lose.
Gura is literally taking shots RIGHT NOW
>>30951935
>>30952061take your meds
>>30951960I swear I see stories like this every other week. Gonna steal this and change it to Luna to shitpost in /hlg/ with.
>>30952172Yes
holy chat speed
>>30951960>Revealing your power level that strongly
>>30951963I dunno, it's been on my hdd for years.
>>30952113YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
>>30952164anal vore iirc
>>30951669Her mom started ending her sentences with PekoThis made her cringe and spazz out
>>30952121She's a flip
E N C O R ENCORE
>>30952051I love how they didn't even mention what a spam viewer is supposed to be
>Only 53 minutesShe hates us
Fucking timewarp
>>30952153stay storng anon
>>30952149My brother has replaced half the lights in my house with RGB lights so yes
>>30951960Please tell me you're joking anon...
>>30951960dude, the trick is showing all this without the vtuber avatar first, then reveal your powerlevel, it worked for me, everyone really digged Gura's singing even after telling them what the fuck a Vtuber is
>>30952186And /v/
>>30951960You reap what you sow.
>>30952112That's fine but why so passive agressive?
ENCORE ENCORE ENCOREENCORE ENCORE ENCORE
>chat is moving so fast its starting to break
>>30951960told you to never reveal your power levels bro
>>30951960>revealing your power levelYou're a fucking idiot
>>30951696GURA NO DON'T LEAVE, JAY CAN WAITTTTTTTTTT
>>30951960ogey
>>30952163Dumb Malaysian
Please feed me, PLEASE, where can we find vods of all of Gura's karaokes?
gura's singing is pretty good but i'm not a fan of burger christmas music
>>30951960ya gotta throw in a dash of confidence and personal charisma if ya wanna tell others about vtubers
okay time for the thread to go to shit for a few hours
RATE YOUR KNEE STATUS
>>30951913"where are the fucking whores at?" -jay"I'm right here!"-s*nzawa
>>30951960You absolutely deserve it.
>>30951960If this is true then fuck your family... i can understand that they feel weird but damn
>>30951891don't falseflag you nigger
>>30951706wow 600k
>>30952163Cringe
OLDIES LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30951960You learned an important lesson today child.
>no encoreshe hates her fans
Gura is best streamer ever. Rest of holocaust live roasties can go straight into gass chamber.
>>30951960post eggnong
>>30952061Your life must be really sad
>>30951960At least you revealed your powerlevel on your own...
>>30951733Pretty big deal that Peko went from ~60-70k standard to having trouble breaking 40k and usually 30k standard.
>The real karaoke is tomorrow for members onlySo the peasants get the shitty christmas songs LOL
>>30952146The Moona arc had its climax and her Minecraft is not as popular anymore.
>>30952119Yeah, its getting a fuckton of (You)s specifically because its from 5ch. Those guys know how to shitpost.
>saving her best for member stream
Streams almost overthank you Gura, I love you!and thank you Amelia for watching with us
>>30952163Pekora also lost 50% of her viewers since November. So did Aqua. Hololive is over.
>>30951960Merry Christmass for you, pedo
>>30951960>not hiding your powerlevelyou have only yourself to blame, anon
lol look at the members flooding in
>that flood of new membersSugoi, Shark
>mentions member's only karaoke>suddenly member spamUH OH
nice member bait
>>30952153We're all gonna make it, Anon
HERE COMES THE MEMBERSPAM
a sea of green
THOSE FUCKING MEMBERSHIPSHOLY SHIT
>>30952153we're all gonna make it
GOORUH IN A PRETTY RED DRESS
>Hostess GuraUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30952112>world class talentJust to us chumbuds tbqh
GURA IN A PRETTY RED DRESS
>announces membership>wall of green
>55k viewers>everyone wants to see more of her>everyone spamming encore>she doesn't even do a full hourGOORAH PLEASE
>>30952260I can't wait for the same bait that gets posted after every single karaoke
Holy shit look at those new memberships flying in.
>>30951913Literally a nothingburger that rrats spam every stream.
Jesas the memberspam.
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA LOUNGE IN HER BED
>>30952253archive reps, look for magnet links around the relevant datessay hi to cute magnet voms you'll see in between
She mentions members and gets hundreds. Holy crap.
>>30952163Anything about shark being bad is a nothing burger to them
>>30952061Actually part of the whole appeal for me comes from the friction between the corporate sword of damocles and what the girls really want to say on stream. Watching them stumble around red lines and sometimes cross it without knowing is incredibly amusing. If there was no company I would actually enjoy it less.
HOLY FUCK THE NEW MEMBERS
I WANT TO GO TO GURA'S LOUNGE
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA IN A PRETTY RED DRESS
>>30951960>he showed his powerlevel
>>30952080Exactly this. They shitpost just as much as us. Their Gura-shitposting used to be almost solely about the dominance of the shark, the not-yab yab combined with the viewer drop (bug or not) finally allowed other schizo-posts to make their way out into the world
>>30951960>>Built up the courageWhenever you need to do this, consider whether what you're about to do is brave rather than just stupid.
>>30952279BASED
>>30952261GONE
>>30952228No, the anal vore thing was longer and mentioned him passing out pictures of it to his grandpa and stuff.
>>3095218620+ replies to a retarded Jay pun didn't tip you off?
>lounging around in Gura's comfy bed UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>Gura has so many drunk men in her room that it's classified as a loungeUmmmmmmmm??????????
>>30952220No.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30952228fuck that's right kek
Milking her fucking viewers so hard
>Wants her fans to hang around in her bedroomThis little SLUT
>>30951891why are chickenfags like this?
>that sudden flood of membershipsHoly fuck
the member flood
UNLIMITED MEMBERSHRIMP WORKS
>>30952289yagoo... I...
>>30952279B A S E D
No encore.........
>>30951960I'm glad I watched some anime with my parents way before chuubas. Now they don't bat an eye.
>the membershipsholy fuck
>>30951960why would you show your family this at a gathering?
Gura please watch Polar Express and sing songs from it
>>30952261lightly exercised, xmas songs are boring
>>30951960Nice desu ne, I hope they beat you up afterwards
So many new members. Holy shit
>>30952257Not her fault you lack taste
SHE SAID IT
Holy MEMBER SPAM
she loves me bros.
https://twitter.com/yakousei_A/status/1340473326649573377
Not even going to Padoru as encore
Holy fuck the memberspam
SHE LOVES ME GUYSSEE YOU NERDS LATER
GURA LOVES ME
SHE LOVES ME! CYA LOSERS
>Christmas crap for everyone>good songs for members Really now?
>>30951875
>floods of membershrimpsI-i kneel
All these new shrimps holy shit
>>30952223Am I in a timeloop, or did you make this same post ealier?
>>30952163Pekora has lost over 50% of her viewership in the last month. What happened to her, is Jun back or something?
Man this membership joining spam is on the level of just opening memberships. Going so fast.
SHE LOVES ME! IM FUCKING IN IT!
i believe, chinks are autistic.
>>30951706anon.. your stats reps...
Thank you Gura for the reminder that Christmas magic is, in fact, real.
>open youtube chat>computer chrashes
>>30952344while she's in a red dress!
How many hundreds of members is she getting tonight?
>no encoreWow, fuck gura. What a corporate whore.
>I love youDO U RLY BEELIEB
>Gura loves meIt's over for you faggots
these guys are fasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTlqpkFEoxw
GURA WANTS ME TO JOIN HER IN BEDSO LONG BROS
>no encoreThis bitch
>>30951960Absolutely based. Do it for Gura, chumbud!
Attention! I like everyone's karaoke!I like Ame's taste in ska and her energy!I like Calli's fast beats and unabashed dorkiness!I like how hard Ina tries to make sure everyone enjoys her karaoke!I like Gura's citypop and mellower songs!I like Kiara's enthusiasm and courage to try to put out her own song!Any time one of them hosts a karaoke is a great time!
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURA LOVE
Is Gura cuter than usual today?
>>30952327I NEED to see today's earnings and new members WTF
>>30951641This artist draws nice boobas
>>30952158>non-MerfolkShouldn't this also not work on most other sea creatures? Imagine killing pic related with that.
>>30951706You suck at drawing lines.
>>30952314SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT
LATER VIRGINS, GURA LOVES ME
>"Member's only">Memberships by the dozen immediately afterJesus fucking christ
>thanks us for cumminghow did she know
>>30951960>giving a fuck about what people thinks at the point to put yourself at the spotlight to show how special you areGET FUCKED AND KYSWhy would you hide something at the first place, faggot
Gura might've stolen my heart with Last Christmas.
How many new members did Gura gain during this stream holy fuck
>>30951960Anon you idiot
>all these membershipsHOLY FUCK
GURA LOVES ME?SEE YA LATER VIRGINS
>>30952112Better listen to Pekora. She is S tier along side Kizuna Ai. Trust me Im a nutsagi
HOW DO YOU NOT PLAN AN ENCORE
Well, vocal-wise that was easily Gura's worst karaoke. Still top tier though.
>memberships coming in so fast chat breaks
>not giving an encoreCancelling my membership
that's a lot of green.
>>30952061That's even better, because you know they won't do stupid shit that'll break the immersion.
Huh, she really didn't have an encore prepared.
I BELEB
>didnt singing the heat miser and snow miser songs (aka the best christmas songs)wasted streamwaste of my timeunsubscribed
>I love you
RATE THE STREAM
>>30952051So it's a self imposed bug by Youtube since they don't even know what they are doing.
>all these new members
>>30951960kek imagine not living alone
How the fuck is she not doing an encore? Insane.
fuck Gooruh, you can't even spare one last song?
>>30952289>>30952383>falling for the nijitard bait to induce infightingGoddammit stop replying already
Alright the next hour is gonna be shit. I am out, have fun, boys.
>>30951960Just enjoy what you want to enjoy. There's more fucked up shit that you could be doing than watching an anime girl sing christmas songs or playing MC.tl;dr Your family are hypocrites.
>>30952398this video alone will pay their rent for 3 months
>>30952124>>30952214Its not schizophrenic to acknowledge that they are managed by Hololive and specifically conditioned and picked for cuteness.>>30952156thats not my real point. it's more that they are just that: personas created for financial gain.>>30952178fuck women
>that membership spamholy shit Gura you need to announce your membership karaoke streams more often
BABY KISS ME
>5 members per second
>>30952382two different anons asked me the same question so I gave the same answer
>She's going to kiss us!
>>30951960Well anon be glad you can only kill your self now
GURA KISSED ME BROSUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>30951960Did your family clap?
>GURA KISSES
SHES KISSING ME RIGHT NOW! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE'S GIVING ME A KISS
GURA KISSES
>>30952158>Destroy target non-chumbud creature.
>She's kissing meLATER VIRGINS!
>No encoreGura hates us....
BROS
She kissed me.
>this fucking barrage of new membersyeah gura nows how to advertise her membership
GURA KISSED ME
I'M KISSING MY GRANDMA!!!SUCK IT LOSERS
>>30951960as other anons said, this is an important lesson you have learned so remember it
>Gura loves meLater losers!
KISS GURA KISS GURA UOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
DYRBI?
Gura kissed me, later losers
GURA KISSED MESEEYA LATER FAGSAHAHAHAHA
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30952372she sang it in the middle of the stream
>legitimately doesn't have an encore preparedEven fucking Ina did and she can't sing, is this bitch serious?
Why does gura give off such wine aunt energy?
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH GURA KISSES
>Gura is kissing meLATER VIRGINS
GURA JUST KISSED ME, SEE YA LATER LOSERS
>>30951960>GuraYou should have shown Ame.
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
KISSING MY LOLIBABAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUH DICK
>KISS[CHAIR CLATTERING]
SHE KISS US BROS...
Gura just kissed melater virgins
GURA JUST KISSED ME SEE YOU NERDS LATER
I GOT MY FIRST KISS
>>30952404I just want to remind everyone thatGURA SINGS LIKE AN ALLURING SIREN BRINGING MEN TO HER FROM ACROSS THE SEASINA SINGS LIKE A CUTE HIDDEN GEM IN A DIMLY LIT JAZZ CLUBKIARA SINGS LIKE A HAPPY CHEERLEADER BRINGING THE ULTIMATE PEP TO A RALLYMORI SINGS LIKE AN ENERGETIC REBEL HYPING UP A CROWD AT A CONCERTAME SINGS LIKE A SOULFUL NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR GIVING YOU A PERSONAL PERFORMANCEFUCK COMPARING THE GIRLSLOVE THEM INSTEAD
Gura you retard just sing any song you already sang before like fly me to the moonwhat is wrong with you you moron?
GURA KISSED ME AAAAA
SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES
GURA KISS GURA KISS
GURA JUST KISSED ME!LATER LOSERS!
I GOT A KISS FROM GRANNY GURASEE YOU LATER, VIRGINS
>Gura´s cute little kissesUUOOOOHHHH
Gura kissed me!
>>30952439Grandma kiss/10
No encore...but she gave me granny kisses
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BROS GURA JUST KISSED ME
>>30951913It's Jay Pee
SHE KISSED US
Oh shit
A
>>30952439SHE JUST KISSED ME 10/10
>No encore>Cancellin->Granma KissesFUCK
>>30951960You 100% deserve it
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
SLOPPY WET GRANDMA KISSES FROM GURA UUOOOOOHHH!!!
KISSES FROM GURA
MY INTERNET WENT OUT FOR THE LAST 2 SONGS I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLEThat kiss, nice
>I love you>but no encoreDYRB
Gura kissed me bros
I think this karaoke suck.
MY HEART JUST FUCKING BLEW UP.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jesus I literally died there.
UUUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GRANDMA GURA
I made it...
>>30952353That is unironically how you get them used to it, yes.
>Lolibaba GuraUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
my lolibaba can't be this cute.
>>30952314>>30952443She's lazy as fuck and one more reason it'll never membershrimp
I GOT A KISSLATER VIRGINS
>dislikes spike up when she refuses the encorekek
>KISSAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>53k viewers maxWHY DO THE NOUSAGIS KEEP WINNING
>Getting a kiss from Gura
>Gura kissed meSAYONARA YOU FUCKING /V/IRGINS
GURA KISSED ME SEE YOU LATER VIRGINS!!!!!
>>3095243940%/10
>>30952439gura's worst karaoke but still decent
Now we know why she delayed her members only Karaoke. More money.
>>30952408She's drunker than usual
UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH LOLIBABA KISSING MY PENIS
UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I LOVE THIS SHARK
BYE GRAMGRAM
Fuck, grandma not like this...
>>30952404
gawr grandma
>>30951781my lens are shattered
SHE TOOK THE ANON'S GRANDMA ADVICE
BYE FAGGOT GURA JUST KISSED ME, SEE YOU IN 6 HOURS
>>30952146That's what happens when you play the same game over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and the Moona well has run dry
IT FUCKING LAGS BECAUSE ALL OF YOU RETARDED NIGGERS KEEP SPAMMING. IT LAGGED THROUGH WOLE STREAMFUCK YOU
>>30952455That's reassuring, I thought I was losing it
>>30951960wow thanks for this kek
>>30952436didn't typing with correct grammar
>got a kiss from Guralater virgins
>>30952260Anyone got that webm of matsuri doing a handstand split in her pantyhose?
>>30952275>t. somebody posting on a fucking vtuber thread.
>No encoreAnd people wonder why her lazy ass is reclining.
>>30951960>>My cousin goes, "Are you a pedo or something?"Kek, cousin is based and right
my kiss virginity....
>>30952439Absolute GARBAGE setlistI really hope tomorrow is actually fun otherwise I might drop out of the membership.
>んなっWait, that's Luna's thing.
GOT A KISS FROM MY SHARK GRANDMA NOICE
>>30951960Should have showed them Haachama cooking
>>30952392Get a real desktop and not a laptopt. Laptop peasant
B-Bros Gura kissed me I'm s-sorry
DON'T KISS ME GURA I ALREADY HAVE AME AAAAAHHHHHHHH
I'm sorry. She was so cute tonight. She was nice to listen to, like always. She had so much fun.But the magic is gone.
>No Muppets Christmas Carol songsThis close to a 10/10
GURA JUST KISSED ME, DOES THAT COUNT AS CHEATING AME?
>>30952439NO ENCORE/10
>>30952061>the girls themselves aren't free to express themselvesIf you want this, just log onto facebook, instagram, twitter, snapchat, etc. take your pick.
[chair clattering]
its over
>>3095243910/10
Gura gave us a smooch!
>>3095243910/10. Gura's singing healed my soul.
>>30952554>40%ROW ROW
duyu?
>>30952257>gura's singing is pretty goodit was okay one song in two.
>>30951019Alright lads, good run. I gotta jerk to some loli doujin after that kiss from grandma. Any recommended titles?
WHAT A FUCKING WHORENO FUCKING ENCORE AND DID NOT SING SNOW HALATION AFTER THAT TEASEIM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS CUNT
>Gura kissing meEw, hasn't she heard of Covid? Like, 6 feet apart please.
>>30952153It's gonna be all right.
>>30951960I'm literally in the living room right now on my laptop watching Gura while my family is constantly walking around me. Sounds like a (You) problem anon
Holy shit balls 2 karaokes in a row. It's really xmas.
>>30951891This was a members song list not an open one. Just Ina's had great picks and average signing this one had good signing but boring songs.
>>30952503she gave us a kiss instead so we came out a million miles ahead
>>30951960what did you think would happen lol
>>30952429Glad she tried for the last song at least. Was fun, though I’d have loved to hear her do a carol like Silent Night
>>30952599sucks to be you, retard. it was pure magic for me.
>>30952450Go back
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>>30952557imagine how much she could earn if she baited harder
>>30952487She's unironically the laziest anon what the fuck did you expect
>>30952572Hide chat you goddamn mongrel retard. You have nobody to blame but yourself.
>>30952416she knows exactly what she's doing.
>noooooooooooo she has to sing a song after the last one!take your meds
>>30952439Acknowledged, but did not Encore/10Thank gods this lazy fuck was never my oshi
>>30952455Can you tell me where this music is from? Sounds very familiar for some reason.
I put my dick up to the monitor when she made the kiss sound. Gura has officially kissed my dick. Jealous faggots?
Does Gura really love me?
This is the drunkest I've heard Gura in a long time
>no encore>milked memberships(((Gawr))) Gura
How do these girls not know that every concert ends with the crowd screaming for an encore? Not that it matters anyway, but it makes you look good to be a crowd-pleaser once in a while
>>30952577THE TRINITY
>>30952577Unitybros...the trinitychads are dabbing on us again...
>>30952505TELL ME LIES
>so members kara-100 new members joinedSo this is the power of the shark... it's quite something
AND BLOOD BLACK NOTHINGNESS BEGAN TO SPIN A SYSTEM OF CELLS INTERLINKED WITHIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>38k likes vs 64k likes the last time38k likes vs 64k likes the last time>38k likes vs 64k likes the last time38k likes vs 64k likes the last time>38k likes vs 64k likes the last time38k likes vs 64k likes the last time>38k likes vs 64k likes the last time38k likes vs 64k likes the last time>38k likes vs 64k likes the last time38k likes vs 64k likes the last time
>>30952610I believe it artia. I believe it.
>>309524398/10 one of her best sets I think
>>30952408This stream she definitely had an Ame vibe to her.I don't know if that was intentional or if drunk Gura just acts like normal Ame.
I GOT A KISS FROM GURA BASICALLY MEANS WE'RE MARRIED NOW
GURA KISSES ME RIGHT IN THE LIPS while numberfags eat shit
>>30951960Why would you ever have the need to share this? Serve you right you stupid faggot.
>>30952429>she HAS to sing perfectly all the time or else it's shitWhere are you fags when Ame does karaoke?
>>30952602Ame would cheat on you with Gura too, so no
GURA'S KISS
>Ame kissed me after the watch along>Gura kissed me after the karaokeYea I'm kind of a chad.
>Gura ends stream>At the same time Pikamee leave for a minutehmmmmmmmmmmm
OBAA-CHAN
Meanwhile in 5ch
>kissing GuraLater virgins
>>30952439No encore / 10
>>30952542>Lolibaba>That doujin>She was a cat-youkai on his previous life>SHE FUCKIN KNOWSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHRRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADERRAT OF THE DECADE>RRAT OF THE DECADE
>>30952439I'm happy chumfriends had a good time/10
>>30952439Hippo/10
>>30952439Limiter 80%/10
>>30951960can I cap this for my holobros at /fit/?
>>30952260MENHERA SEX
GURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISSGURA KISS>GURA KISS
>>30952487Gura's insecurity strikes yet again.
I can already feel the void in my heart returning. I need more Gura.
I love her so much, thank you YAGOO for bringing HER here
>>30952556why are chickenfags like this?
Hold the lineThe RRATS are coming...
LOOOOOOK AT THOSE IPs BOYS
>>30952439Santa Baby/10
>>30952375Membershrimps got it good.
The charm buff is wearing off.
>>30952439I LOVE GURA/10
That was a fun karaoke stream, regardless the numberfags on the thread, i hope you all guys enjoyed hearing Gura sing some seasonal songs.Remember Coco and Subaru Meme review in an hour, it'll be fun
>>30951960Good thing all my mom said was "she's cute and sings well"
>>3095243910/10 but way too shortI could listen to her all night
I thought today would be finally different but it's just not the same anymore after the yab...
>>309524398/10not the biggest fan of a christmas heavy setlist, but she had fun so I did too
>>3095226060 mins to waithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlE6c_euBoI
>>30952610THAT WAS A GENUINE KISS ARTIAI BELEV
>>30952656Hot
>>30952567Why are Timmyfags like this
>>30952404>I like how hard Ina tries to make sure everyone enjoys her karaoke!I don't like this. It feels like your saying Ina has to do extra stuff so others enjoy her singing.
>>30952599I felt the magic
>>30952061>aren't free to express themselvesyes because Big Hololive is forcing these girls to vomit and piss themselves and talk about it on-streamkinda weird dude, ngl
>>30952651That stream was reserved 24 hours beforehand anon
Is this what it would be like with Gura?
Got a kiss from AmeGot a kiss from GuraI’m killing it tonight
>>30952668
ngl, for the hype built up this was... kinda uneventful
>>30952407Yes but they don't like making cards complicated and no Octopuses, Leviathans, or Fish were featured in Ixalan block.
>you have to lean down for your kiss I'm pretty shortI DIDN'T I STOOD ON THE TIP OF MY TOES SO SHE'D KISS MY DICK BROS I GOT HER I WON!
>>3095243910/10. Her singing has healed my soul and the Christmas spirit has not been injected directly into my blood streamNow to go watch my favorite Christmas movie
>>309524397/10No encore but it was a Christmas Karaoke so I didn't expect too much.
>>30952429she was having a shitload of fun though. i feel like she fucking loves christmas and just picked out some of her favorites without much practice. felix navidad and o tennebaum were especially goofy. i'm glad she's not holding her karaokes to an unsustainably high standard. a relaxed karaoke streams has it's own charm.
what a nice stream, she sang very well and it was fun being here with you allstay warm faggots!
>ctrl+c'd in youtube-dl>full download, no corrupted file shitIT'S A CHRISTMAS MYRICAL, BABY!!!
>>30952665Mirror
ENDED WITH 287K VIEWS
The numbers, what do they mean?
>>3095243910/10The set list was pretty weak, though I don't care about Christmas songs, so w/e.
>>30952684500+ IPs. The rrats are already here
>>30952660UUUUOOOOHHHH
>>30951960chumbuds...
>>30952439they all genuinely feel like warm campfires in the middle of blizzards, and this one was no different, its a shame she gets nervous about it though but it cant be helped
>>30951706Anon your reading comprehension reps....
Gura just kissed over 50k people live on stream, how do you feel?
remember to press f5 when th stream ends so you can watch it again
Gura kissed me on my right cheek, I literally feel the warmth, see ya losers
>>30952061>How do you cope?I don't because i watch vtubers for entertainment not for delusional "love"
>>30952375that's the benefit of having an estable income poorfag
>>30952640Gura's letting her true nature show UOOOOOHHHHHHHH T u T
>people actually goslinging over GuraDid you learn nothing from the Amelia incident? You best learn to set your expectations before it's too late.
what nothing burger happened that caused 5ch to be mad?
Also, NUMBERS
>easy 80k+ all spamming encore like never before>instead of just singing a song you already did in a previous karaoke you actually end the streamThat was amateur as hell
>>30952439Probably the worst bunch of songs she could have chosen. Also, no encore prepared. She didn't really seem all that into some of the songs either. Still, it was sang by Gura, so that was worth quite a number of points. 7/10
>>30952439No Nat King Cole/10I suppose you could spin it as Jazz so I really hope she sings it tomorrow.
>>30952599>numbers nose-diving>5ch still hung up on jay so her JoP viewers are gone>DIDN'T DO AN ENCORE>her shortest KareokeYeah I'd say Gura's arc is starting to hit a rough spot.
>>30952631Foul pagancuda.
>>30952708>500+ IPs
>>30952223>>30952382Different anon, but I think I picked my copy of that image up from the creepy Gas Station freeform roleplay threads on /tg/. Night Shift, I think it was called? Those were good threads...
>>30952634That one >>30952455 is from girls last tourhttps://youtu.be/TBHf0-HuEOQ
>288k views instantlyNot a bug tho
>300k viewsyeah 100k viewers confirmed, but she probably didn't beat her 120k karaoke
got it
>>30952683Fuck... i shouldn't see
>>30952703oh no, I was having such a good day
>>30952711so she magically summoned 30k+ likes while it was reserved?
Who here's listening or is going to listen to even more christmas songs as an after-party?
>>30952604I dont want that. Im just saying that friction is in the back of my mind constantly
>>3095243910/10 vibing the entire time
> Short stream> If you want the non shitty wageslave escapism Christmas songs its members onlyKiara singing simple and clean by itself tops this stream. There just wasn't any soul. 4/10.
>Gura saw her numbers and decided we didn't deserve an encoreThat BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30952683Damn
>>3095243910/10 cutest laugh in the world
>>30952610Lol I do believe it Artia, I also believe you got that ass graduated while all of EN is still here.
>>30952703I missed this bitch's stupid fucking meme reviews.
>>3095243911/10 I'm ready for this Christmas season now
STILLL UP
Is kiara really going to overlap with the reddit dragon
>>30952375Christmas songs is perfect for singalong though. I honestly enjoyed this one quite a bit since i can actually sing with her
>>30951960Imagine being THIS GUY
>>30952439It was fun karaoke, I love her singing/10
>>30952683This is Defcon 0. Seeya in an hour.
>didn't break 300k total live viewsGURA'S FINISHED
>>3095243910/10Imagine thinking Gura isn't the best singer in Hololive.Imagine thinking Gura's karaoke numbers aren't the most impressive in Hololive.
>288k viewsjesas
>>30952061Great, its no different from all the other weeb shit i consume.
>>30952450Meds right now
>>30952727>BOOM, BAAYBEH!
>>30952703No please, I don't want more.
>>30952614more kisses for me then
>>309524397/10i guess she prefers more soulful songs..
https://twitter.com/Incognonymous2/status/1339840262311272449Can't stop thinking about this.
>>30952665Shame-chan...
>>30952655Problem is chumbuds raise the bar too high for Gura, that's why this shit happens, I always say she still needs practice and shit to not raise the bar too much.
>>>287,216 views at the end
>>309524399/10Something felt off but still top tier
I survived this Karaoke.... I almost didn't make it after Santa Baby but I'm fine now. I think if I can make it through Jazz karaoke tomorrow then I'll know for sure I'm cured from my Gura dependency.
Gura said she loves me, but does she really mean it?
>>30952731that's literally nothing. i can't believe hololive is fucking dead
>>30952759yes my friend, please kindly understand, this is the new version of youtube, the behavior is as design.
>>30951960100% never happenedFuck you nigger
>>30952439poor choice of songs. sometime decent, sometime bad performances.
>>30952747>>30952748>>30952749>>30952751NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
FEAR NOT /hlgg/ LEAVE THE RRATS TO ME!
>>30952747>>30952748>>30952749>>30952751So about 150k live watching. Insane.
>>30952730>>30952759>>30952761>>30952776>>30952790
>>30952567Timmy should just graduate already.
>288k views at the endHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3095243910/10 as always.
>>30952747>>30952748>>30952749>>30952751numbersmind
>>309524395/10, weakest karaoke to date, but cute songs.
>>30952439FELIZ NAVIDAD/10
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>309524391000000/10I love Gura so much! She has brought me the greatest joy!
500+ IPs holy shit
>>30952439giggles/10
>>30952746You say that as the Ame incident didn't just strengthen the remaining teamates' resolve.
>>30952730Dont mind me. Just give her a dislike.
>>30952773s-soft feets
>>30952135sewerslvt is basically goreshit but edgier
>>30952439Decent/10 Glad she didn't solely focus on Xmas music. And happy she felt a bit comfortable doing some non-prepared songs.
>>30952776Yep, she's reclining
>ctrl + f recline>5 resultsESLchamas...
I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS
>>3095265124 hour waiting room, you dumb faggot9/31: 198K views11/12: 407K views12/19: 287K views>>30952769Yes, go look at how many likes waiting rooms get after a while.
>>30952807is your cock transatlantic?
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOVE
>>30952751>>30952749>>30952748>>30952747ogey
>>30952610Why is there such a recurring theme with emotionless chinks trying to pretend that everyone else can't feel emotions? Also happy that this dumb bitch is gone.
>>30952727why would you risk in the the first place. her outro is short
>>30952747>>30952748>>30952749>>30952751>>>
>>30952439100/10
>>30952747>>30952748>>30952749>>30952751>>30952761>>30952776>>30952790>>30952819>>30952827I hate to say this but...She really did recline
>>30952747>>30952748>>30952749>>30952751ALRIGHT WHO'S GOT THE NUMBERS FOR THE 120k STREAM
>>30952807Nope, she only wants your views/money.
>>30952439ok/10
>>30952439comy/shark
>>30952769It collected likes over time as people came to check the reservation..
>>30952807DO U RLY BELIEB
>>30952439Pretty good. She clearly wanted to have fun more than being pitch perfect and that's okay.
Barracudas out in full force tonight
>stopped watching holos and these threads for three weeks to study for finals>come back and somehow jay is STILL the narrativedid something else happen or is it just the same nothingburger as last time
39k Likes
>>30952439Boring songs. Gura herself was fine tho
>>30951960Put me on the screencap
Magnet link anyone!?
>>309524399/10 she did great as usually despite a few missteps, it was nice to have a karaoke after so long. I look forward to the jazz karaoke tomorrow.
>500+ IPsGo back to wherever you came from, faggots.
>500+ IPsholy tourists batman!
>>30952799he's doing gura instead
>>30952439Ok/10, I'm starting to enjoy Ame's more, they just feel way more fun. Glad Chumbuds enjoyed it though
>>30952760Ah, thanks, anon. I knew I heard it somewhere before.
>>30952727BOOM BABY
>>30952844I want to fug Ogayu
>>30952599Kill yourself, you kissless virgin.
>>30952439bretty good/10
>>30952871no
>>30952864its an even deader nothingburger
>>30952758That might be where I saved it from as well.Night Shift threads were the best.God I miss the era of "You don't even need the other boards anymore" /tg/back before the creatives were mostly chased off with the /qst/ split and the overzelous moderation.It's calmed down in the last couple of years, but we'll never recover fully.
>>30952838Your new is showing
>>30952838how new?
>>30952591Based
Ok 288k views at the endBut how many views did the last unarchived karaoke have at the end?Unless we know that as well it's kinda pointless
>>30952801She really needs professional lessons. She has a lot of natural talent, but right now she's a big fish in a very small pond.
520 IPS HOLY SHIT! GO BACK FAGGOT.
>>30952439Decent Karaoke, probably her weakest one. She had a lot of fun though, and in turn, I did as well.
>>30952487Ina>overachieving hard workerMori>overachieving hard workerAme>overachieving hard workerKiara >hard worker >Gura>?????????
>>30952439I don't like Christmas songs so 5/10
>>30952061They are entertainment. You can support them with money if you like what they offer enough, same as how both men and women have done it for Twitch. There's plenty of men that have succeeded more than the Hololive girls financially in the streaming game. The equation is the same, only difference is that they "pretend" to be a character, and not even, because most of them drop their character within a month of their debut.Everything else is constructed by your own mind.
>>30952061This is literally basic bitch shit that you only think when you start watching. I remember I unironically used to think they were in a studio with staff monitoring comments and feeding them lines lmao
>Dead hours until Ina's gesture drawingTime to sleep I guess
Dogfuckers OUT
>>30952814Based
>>30952776>not dark modeAbsolutely disgusting.
>>30952439had a good time/10
>>30952858>>30952841Waiting room aren't supposed to get half as much likes as when it is live.
>opens thread>numberfagging everywhere>closes threadGod you guys are worst than Kiara
>>30952439Probably her weakest karaoke, this should of been the members one and jazz should of been public.
>>30952850how long was this one?
>>30952907>GuraPrincess BRRAT.
>>30952864Kiara discord leak
>>30952836Were they taken live from chat? If she had them down beforehand she wouldn't have gone in unprepared, right?
>>30952850ITS OVER CHUMBUDS
>>30951019I LOVE CUNNY CUNNYS A LIFE FOR ME
>>30952681>imply that gura isn't a perfect goddess>REEEEEEEE CHICKENFAG KILL YOURSELFogey
>by the way I'm doing member only Karaoke tomorrow>Hundreds instantly memberkek
>>30952864We are in a loop you came back close to the start of one
Did anyone count those new membershrimps at the end of the stream?Jesus christ there was a lot of them
>>30952799That’s getting 50k likes when finished
>>30952665>Shame-chanis this a translation error or is that just what they call her?
>>30952439Absolutely adorable, 10/10.
>>30952654Ame and Gura are definitely in a friendly cuteness arms race at this point.
>>30952838it's ironically one of the homegrown /jp/ memes that have stuck to this tumor of a thread.
>>30952864Retards forcing it every day
>>30952439Membership shilling in place of an encoreNice/10
>>30952702>not the biggest fan of a christmas heavy setlistits December Scroog McFaggot AnonChama
>>30952599Sucks to be you, for me this was the best one yet.
>>30952864same nothingburgerits the only ammo antis have so theyyre sticking with it
>>30952655Karaoke is about having fun, not singing perfectly.
>>30952835>sewerslvt is basically goreshit but edgierI don't understand this, really.Some of the titles and imagery seem edgy, but the songs themselves are mostly pleasent.
It was a lovely stream and Gura killed it stone cold on several of those songs. But I'm not typically a big fan of christmas music.HOWEVER - Imagine not being a membershrimp when the REAL karaoke is at the Shark Lounge tomorrow baybeeeee
>>30952487She's lazy and anyone who backs up this kind of shit is retarded
>500 ipsGet the fuck out niggers
>>30952807Gurandma always loves you
>>30952875Ame webm is a completely different guy, and the twitter link is putting all of EN in it.
>>30952850To be expected with a 3 hour notice on YT.
>>30952665like a mirror...
>>30952439cute/funnyher voice is just nice to listen to, especially on a night when im just chilling and drinkingi got some xmas spirit thank you gura
reminder that every hlg regular rapes dogs
>>30952838fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt3S_98Jbx0Who else ready for our favorite Duck
>>309524398/10I'm sure the member stream will be better.
>>30952838newfagchama...
There's 525 IPs in here lmfao. What the fuck, whered you guys come from?
>+500 IPSHoly fuck I'm glad I didn't stay in the threads.
I LOVE YOU GURA
>>30952051https://twitter.com/rikokohazuki/status/1340295367762477059
>>30952755She makes 17k a month bro just off of memberships.I have irl people to talk to and a parties to prepare for plus the stock market and crypto market also has been booming and taking up my time so I don't have time for hololive and Japan has like 2 million hikkis who don't leave their rooms.
>>30952852>>30952901https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/WnHaQOhuj_shttps://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/WnHaQOhuj_shttps://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/WnHaQOhuj_s407k
>>30952907>still the best regardless of work ethic
It's over, chumchads. It was a beautiful 2 months, but hololive is no more...
>525 IPsYou fuckers had better be gone by the time my boss starts streaming or I fucking swear.
>>30952937the call her same-chan
>>30952599JOY TO GURA AND ME!
>>30952871make me little bitch
>>30952502Pretty generous with Ame.
>>30952939I can accept that.
>>30952907>Gura>overachieving based lazychad
>>30952683Holy shit.
>>3095243910/10Absolutely adorable
>500+ IPsjeezas
>>30952864Retard went full force today, nothingburger
>>30952970I don't know but I want them gone
I LOVE YOU GURA!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I love Ame!
>>30952792Maybe a little bit, but with anime girls they're fictional characters which can be compared to literary characters who are easier to appreciate and love than actual people being cute for financial compensation. I never got into idolshit or weeb shit that is for money
Gura love
If you're looking for time to kill before Kiara's stream or Coco's if you're really excited for cancer for some reason, topsis is givin a Japanese lesson for you EOP.
>>30952439Mori ruined the stream by showing Gura she might have fun instead of singing perfectly
GURA LOVE
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