/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[ ] "How do you fly?"

[x] "Mind if I get rid of it now?"

[ ] "How do you fly?"

Soft spot for dogs?

Noted.

[X] "No, I am done."

YOU'RE ALIVE!

[ ] "Mind if I get rid of it now?"

[x] "Hey, Meiling is a fine woman!"

[X] "No, I am done."

[x] "How do you fly?"

>>308906
here, changing my vote to [X] "Mind if I get rid of it now?"

[X ] "Hey, Meiling is a fine woman!"
Obligatory waifu option.

[X] "No, I am done."

Let's get on with the story. Arguing with Patchy isn't helping anyone.

[X] "Mind if I get rid of it now?"

[x ] "Screw you, bitch."

[x] "Do you know anything else about Flandre?"

[ ] "What do you know about Sakuya?"

[x] "What do you know about Remilia?"

[x] "No, I am done."

[X] "No, I am done."

[x] No, I am done.

>>308899
[ ] "No, I am done."

[X] "Hey, Meiling is a fine woman!"

There's no other answer for me.

I missed the previous thread, link?

[X] "Do you know anything else about Flandre?"

[X] "How do you fly?"

[X] Silently depart
I'm in a dress, tired, beaten and abused.
I'm going to take what pride I have and get the fuck to bed.

>>308913
>>308918
>>308927
>>308937
>>308939
>>308940
>>308943
7 votes for [ ] "No, I am done."

[X] "No, I am done."

[ ] "No, I am done."

GET ON WITH IT, ANON.

[x] "Mind if I get rid of it now?"

[X] "No, I am done."

[x] "How do you fly?"

>>308947

>>307664

>>308952
>>308957

Thank god, let's just go to bed and get on with it.

>>308899

Hey, Ali-- I mean GM. Have you read the suggestions in previous thread?

>>308913
>>308918
>>308927
>>308937
>>308939
>>308940
>>308943

WINNER: [X] "No, I am done."

[x] "Don't talk like that about Meiling!"

How come there are never any polite options for Patchy? I know flattery isn't getting us anywhere, but being a dick will only make her mad at us and less likely to teach us magic.

I missed the last 27 threads, whats goin on here?

You're not dead!
Horray! =D

>>308975
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

>>308975
the lake hate us

>>308976 =D
Kill yourself faggot

>>308901
Don't be an asshole.

>>308975

Check this link to get mostly caught up: http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

>>308975

We're trying to convince Patchy to teach us magic so we can kill the lake.

I will never know the truth of Sakuyas pads:(

[x] No, I am done.

>>308972
Hopefully we'll get some of those options tomorrow.

>>309012
We'll find out when Flandre tells Remilia that we mentioned that and then Sakuya tries to knife us to death for knowing too much.

china likes dogs

>>309024

Fixed your image

>>309024
JAAAAAOOOO

>>309035
Beat me to it

Must find accordion for Patchy.

"Humans are curious creatures." She shrugged, looking away. "Lead him to the exit, please." She looks back to the ancient tome in front of her, attention diverted as the demoness leads you to the exit before departing.
You're quite tired.


[ ] Browse the library

[ ] Sleep in the library

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[ ] Sleep in the basement

[ ] Visit Meiling

[ ] See where Sakuya is

>>309024
china is gonsokyos nr1 gangsta

[x] Visit Meiling

We promised.

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[ ] Sleep in the basement

[ ] Visit Meiling
This is hopefully obvious to more people than me

>>309059
[X] Sleep in the guest bedrooms.

>>309059
[x] Sleep in the library

The safest place we can be.

[X] Sleep in the basement

[ ] Sleep in the basement

[x] Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

Didn't we tell her we'd visit a while ago?

[x] Sleep in the basement

[X] Visit Meiling

Since it's night (I think?) you might a chance to sleep by her.

[ ] Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

>>309075
That's for tomorrow night.

[X] Sleep in the basement

And hope to wake up without extreme anal pain.

[x] Sleep in the basement
we need to progress to day 4 or whatever day it is.

>>309059
[ ] Visit Meiling

DO WANT CHUUGOKU ROUTE

[ ] Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

[X] Visit Meiling

[x] See where Sakuya is

>>309078
[x] Visit Meiling

China likes dogs.

[ ] Sleep in the basement

>>309064
>>309068
>>309074
>>309075
>>309078
>>309080
>>309081
Winner. But, uh, you guys do know that our promise was for TOMORROW night, right?

[X] Visit Meiling

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[X] Visit Meiling

>>309059
[X] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

>>309064
We promised we'd see her the next day.

>>309064
>>309068
>>309074
>>309075
>>309078
>>309080
>>309081
WINNER: [ ] Visit Meiling

[X] Visit Meiling

>>309051

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

>>309096

I voted for sleep in the basement, but I guess going to see her in the cover of night is safer, and more romantic.

Goddammit Anonymous we need to befriend Sakuya-san

>>309096
God damn it, Anonymous, we need to get to Day 5 already!

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

>>309096
Yeah let's get killed by Flandre or overstay our "welcome" in the library or just take a bed of our own choice. Good idea.

[X] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

who cares anymore. To many stupid people on these boards.

Hey, nothing wrong with popping out to let her know we're still alive, right?

>>309111
We're in a fucking dress. How is that romantic?

[ ] Visit Meiling

so we're ignoring the tea party with flandre completely? why are we redoing this part

>>309096
Nonsense. China is undoubtedly worried sick about us right now and is unable to sleep. We need to comfort her.

>>309127
Maybe she likes her man to look pretty?

>>309127
Oh yeah, and GM, as amusing as it might be to make us visit Meiling in a dress, please let our character have some common sense adn take it off. Patchy has already said that it's okay for us to.

>>309127
Everyone is gay in Gensokyo, it'll be more appealing to China if you appear as a woman.

i think ill just start trolling with everyone else

>>309120

People must be coming from /a/ to play GM's threads.

Whouldn't we start calling her GW?

Good job getting within its range.

Brace for LAKE END.

>>309132
flan already forgot about us

GM, ADD IN WHERE WE TAKE OFF THE DRESS BEFORE WE GO TO SEE CHINA. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ANOTHER PERSON.

Plus, she might mistake us for someone else at night in a dress...

>>309162

No! No getting Laked this time!

>>309114
Best way of survival. Why won't everybody listen ;_;
The opposite is also true, being hated by Sakuya means being killed "accidently" at the first opportunity

>>309136

Actually, if we hide the dress with China, Flan won't be able to find it.

>>309162

We just have to avoid provoking it.

It's only counterattacked us when we tried stupid things.

This Lake is getting tired man... can't you guys mix it up a little... like a pond, or a puddle every now and then? What about a small inland sea?

>>309096
NO HARM IN GOING TO SEE HER EARLY

Just watch as we get outside still wearing the dress to find China, Keine, Mokou, and Cirno all standing around, and can do nothing but sobbingly beg them to listen to us as they all fly away in disgust.

[x] Visit Meiling

>>309180

then we get suicidal and guess what happens after that

Yeah, visiting China again while wearing a dress, when we already made a promise that we'll visit her tomorrow seems like a good idea.

>>309185
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>309185
We decide to piss Flandre off?

>>309185
"Helloooooooooooooooo Anon!"

>>309180
Cirno would be amused. And we promised that we'd amuse her.

>>309180
UNless of course the writer decides to just take it off and leave it as we said we would.

>>309194
Good thinking anon

>>309180
gensokyo is assimilating us
when we wake up, we will be a frilly hat wearing female loli

>>309210
with man parts.

>>309210
Anon's wish to be the little girl comes true at last.

>>309214
moot would be proud

Does Anon, have a plan?

Seriously Anon, make a plan.

Strategize that's what the down-time is for, not image-searching picturesque lakes.

>>309210

What about MANnosuke? He got to keep his manhood...

>>309210
i want to be the little girl

>>309218
CHINA!

>>309218

1. Live to day 5
2. fuck china
3. ??????
4. Profit

>>309218
Get Cirno points by acting (9) in dress in front of her.

>>309218

Plan is to build up a relationship with China and learn magic from Patchy. Once we can fly, get out of SDM and go find somewhere to live, since we can come back to visit China whenever we want.

>>309218
The plan is to get as many girls to like us as possible, and then promptly dash any and all chances of advancing the relationship, ending only when everyone is broken-hearted and we have no other choice but to kill ourselves in despair.

So far, it seems to be working.

>>309236
>1. Live to day 5
2. LOVE Meiling
3. ??????
4. Profit

Fixed.

>>309180
Cirno and Mokou break out in a fit of hysterical laughter, Meiling understands but is a little creeped out, and Keine flies off screaming "WAHH! And I thought you were so RUGGED!"

>>309218
Try getting the rabbits in Eintei to work hard all day before that. It will be easier.

a plan has already been laid, no one reads. we will never advance the story, we will keep going back and forth between characters until one of them kill us. But you know, when we are close to Meling we will be close to the lake, im going to spam whatever option takes us in to that lake.

>>309218
List of objectives:

Cirno/Mokou/Keine Harem [x]
Meet Patchouli [x]
Invade the SDM [x]
Beat the moon people [ ] ← We'll need to know magic for this one
Score [ ]

The ability to fly beats the lake. If we can fly, we can get out of the lake, even if we are thrown in it.

>>309244
I don't like your plan

>>309249
And then Anon was a Canadian Lumberjack

BAD END
[I couldn't help myself. Hope I didn't make typos.]

>>309262
You forgot [ ] Defeat the Lake

>>309162
How is lake pronounced in a Japanese accent again?

>>309249

Anon-kun?!

>>309262
Cirno might leave us if we don't amuse her tomorrow, so the "harem" thing is still in the air.

>>309262

China likes Cirno
GM said China and Keine will meet at some point
Can we add China? 5 is a nice prime number

>>309243
>>309244
>Plan is to build up a relationship with China
>The plan is to get as many girls to like us as possible

Good job

>>309274

Raiku?

>>List of objectives:

>>Kill ourselves like the retarded lemmings we are [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]

>>309264
And if the effect ends while we're over the lake, then we're dead.

>>309269
Oh, uh, Kirameki, did I forgot to make you a blushing meiling.png?

>>309279
Well, if it is.....

RAAAAAIIIIIKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

>>309274

>>309296
roses are red
violets are blue
i'll fuck you with a raiku

>>309283

That's why I'm chary of us flying at all, not just over the lake- aside from really low-altitude stuff, maybe.

You know, Patchy's a master of elemental magic. Lakes are weak against ice, right? I'm just going to assume that's true.

>>309231
That is a goal, not a plan.

>>309278
Anon is schizophrenic.

>>309307

The lake has its weakness floating on it.

Hey, Anon! You guys want more continues?
I happen to know where one is hidden?
Guess where it is! Go on, guess!

>>309311
In a river.

>>309311
Flans Vagina! Lets go get it Guys!

>>309323
Can we still take the Flandre route?

>>309311

A pond?

>>309323

The heathens in this thread have yet to realize that Flandre > Chuugoku

>>309307
We will be learning ice magic anyways thanks to all the (9) radiation we've absorbed.

>>309333

Uh..ya. We could just go back to the basement right now and continue on the Flandre route.

>>309307
If only we knew someone who could do ice-related things, that'd be really cool.

[ ] Sleep in the basement

Why are you such a faggot, Anon-kun?

>>309344
I want to go back to the basement so I can be the little girl.

He's gone again

What's a penis?

>>309333
>>309323
>>309339
>>309344
Samefag.

>>309344
no, we can't do anything now because GW has left again

See, if we had done things right we might have been jamming it into Keine and Mokou right now atop the still-twitching bodies of the residents of Eintei right now. Or at least dreaming about it while we slept in the basement until Flan returned.

>>309361
Too many voices in my head, Mokou.

>>309382
if we tried to fuck (9), our dick would freeze and then break off

>>309392

>>309405

We are learning magic for a reason.

>>309361
hold your damn horses, we're trying to evade the loli murder machine.

>>309405
/tg/ claims that a ring of resist energy (cold) would protect you.

>>309382
:3.jpg

>>309389
Am I the only one who keeps seeing that as "Gundam Wing"?

GM is busy roleplaying as Alice in another thread again...

Im tired of being in the same place doing nothing. Sleep already and advance the story, or go ease drop on remila and flan

you know, every time, EVERY TIME GW makes a new thread these days, I think to myself, Surely we will get to actually advance the story a moderate amount today. Surely GW won't go ADD on us and start tutoring delicious loli on how to play D&D for 7 namekian minutes. But everytime, I am fooled again. Why do I get my hopes up?

This is the story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
And I'll tell how I became Gensokyo's hottest man out of the air.

West 4chan, born and raised,
Went to the forest of magic, where I spent my first daze
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some fairies outside of the rule
When a couple of youkai said we're up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I ran away from a fight and my Cirno got scared
And said "You're meetin' my neighbors in their vampire lair"

>>309424
Is that any better than "Guild Wars"?

GODDAMN FUCK JUST WHEN I HAD MY HOPES UP THIS HAPPENS

>>309415
I see.

>>309262
List of objectives:

Cirno/Mokou/Keine Harem [x]
Meet Patchouli [x]
Invade the SDM [x]
Beat the moon people [ ] ← We'll need to know magic for this one
>Stop by Rinnosuke's for cold protection ring
Score [ ]

Updated.

>>309269

*grins*

>>309386

No

>>309455
ruhe da

so we are back to rape everything that moves, but fail horribly?

>>309434
No I'm not. There was another Alice.

Sorry guys, had to eat. Next post incoming.

Meanwhile Reimu is plotting how to destroy the Lake.

>>309447
>>309450
Yaaay you're back sorry about the yelling and stuff

>>309465

Meanwhile Reimu is plotting how to destroy us once we learn magic and possibly become a youkai.

>>309455
Kirameki made that, right?

Geh zuürck nach Deutschland, Anon!

>>309465

>Meanwhile Reimu is plotting how to destroy us once we learn magic and possibly become a youkai.

Fix'd

>>308983
Oh lawd!
Thx!

>>309465

Why would she do that? Reimu is a murderous bitch so she's gonna kill you, Keine and Cirno to launch us into absolute despair.

What if Remilia or Flandre turns us into a vampire?

>>309495
Then we go and find Sacchin once we break out of Gensokyo.

>>309495

Then we are pretty much immortal, and can go and rape whoever we want. However, we will probably get a BAD END when we end up fighting Reimu, and kill her because we're stubborn bastards who don't follow spell card rules and will outlast her.

Magic 101: "Why the fuck are you cooking eggs in my library?"

>>309466
>>sorry about the yelling and stuff

New to 4chan, huh?

>>309518
TRACING IS TO SHIROU AS EGGS ARE TO ANONYMOUS

Typical, as soon as I install Tsukihime, ANOTHER GM thread.

>>309495
we would be strong and powerful

>>309525
A... anon... You know, if you keep making eggs, your magic circuits will...

>>309501
Did someone say absolute despair?

>>309495

Remi can't, according to her profile. Would Flandre even know how?

And if she tried, what are the odds of nothing going horribly wrong?

>>309524
No, just so tired I'm starting to go tsundere for a lot of shit.

>>309517
Anon really does plan for everything.

>>309526

I didn't know porkslope turkeyhandle was a game now

>>309530
ANONYMOUS' BODY WHICH HAS LIVED AS AN EGG
IS NOT ONE THAT WILL BE DESTROY BY ONE

Is today first thread dead?

>>309542
Wut?

>>309530
ANONYMOUS' BODY WHICH HAS LIVED AS AN EGG
IS NOT ONE THAT WILL BE DESTROYED BY ONE

>>309542

What did you think it was?
Animu?

>>309450
hey GM/GW/Alice, I think I speak the general consensus of Anon when I say that Anon really appreciates this story that you do for Anon, Anon really does, but GM may have noticed that some Anon really will sit here for hours F5ing the same page waiting for a new post, and then GM comes back and says GM had to eat or something. Taking into consideration that GM has a life and is doing this in GM's free time as much as GM enjoys it, is it too much to ask that GM occasionally tells Anon when GM is going to take a break? Like just say, "Hey Anon, Totally Not Gensokyo Man needs food, so Totally Not Gensokyo Man is going to go eat, so don't wait up on Totally Not Gensokyo Man. Totally Not Gensokyo Man will be back later." And Anon knows GM lives on Namek, so I guess there's not much point in GM telling Anon how many minutes GM will be gone, because GM's time is way different than Anon's (really, just say you'll be back later, we don't need a time frame, or else many of us will hold you to it and get frustrated, and you know you can't always stick to your word)

>>309557
If GW had a small website which she changed her status to "here" from away, then it would probably save us a lot of F5 keys. There could even be a XSS feed for it.

>>309557

Fuck... giant block of text is giant...

tl;dr

>>309557
tl:dr TELL US HOW LONG YOU WILL BE GONE, I think.

>>309557

Yes.

[x] No

[ ] No

last chance

[x] No

>>309557
Alright, I'll try.
Fuck, guys, don't break your F5 key. You can't sue me for it.

Are you sure you want to visit China before day 4?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No

>>309557
I completely agree

[X] No

Shit so something bad will happen if we do?

[x] No

>>309557
>speak for anon

Not with that much ass kissing you don't.

This shit is awesome, but we're not the fucking mirrormoon forums. No need to kiss up for the hell of it.

[ ] No

[ ] No

>>309572
[x] No

>>309574
I was saying yes, I agreed with him, not voting for his poll.
[X] No

[X] NO

[x] No

[NO] X

>>309571
More of a "Just tell us when you take a break before you take it so we aren't sitting here F5'ing all day."

>>309572
Thanks for the choice, eh? I think a lot of people forgot that the promised date was for the next evening.

Oh fuck.
[x] NO
I smell BAD END.

[x] No

[X] No

[x] No

[ ] No

[x] Yes

>>309557
me again, sorry for the huge block of text, I get carried away.

tl;dr don't even need to tell us how long your gone, we hold you to it, just say when you leave

still tl;dr say when you leave

I think everyone will pick no.

[x] No

GM always does shit like before a bad end.

>>309572
[X] No

And thank you for sparing us.

[X] Yes

no

>>309602
because most of anon are under the age of 16 and only come here to fap, reading never takes place

You decide it would not be prudent to do so. After all, she probably needs some space too.
You get the feeling patience is a virtue.


[ ] Browse the library

[ ] Sleep in the library

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[ ] Sleep in the basement

[ ] See where Sakuya is

[ ] Listen in one Flandre and Remilia

[ ] Sleep in the basement

>>309611
>>309609
Pime taradox

[x] Listen in one Flandre and Remilia

[ ] Sleep in the basement

sleep in library

>>309628
[X] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[X] See where Sakuya is

[X] Sleep in the basement

[ ] Sleep in the basement

[x] Sleep in the library

This won't piss anyone off at all.

[X] Sleep in the library

[x] sleep
i don't know where, whichever is the most popular, my vote goes there

Why didn't we ask Patchy about whole other things when we still had a chance? I personally would like to learn more, but the majority of votes to leave the library won.

[x] Sleep in the basement

[ ] See where Sakuya is

What the fuck guys
Guest bedrooms are there for a reason

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[ ] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[x] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

Just get this day over with. We have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow anyway.

[X] Listen in on Flandre and Remilia

Let's live dangerously.

>>309591
General politeness. Have you heard of it?

autosage just kicked in yo

new thread

[x] Browse the library
Maybe Patchy will like us more if she thinks we're into books (or kill us).

[x]Sleep in the library.

[x] Sleep in the guest bedrooms

[ x] No

[X] Sleep in the basement
i want to be waken up by flans onii-chaaan

[x] Sleep in the basement after taking that damn dress off

>>309670
Our name is Mr. Dumbass.

If we went to meet Meiling, we could have slept with her to protect us

[X] sleep in the library
there's a chance flan lost interest in us by now, especially since we're not in her constant company, so if we go to the basement we risk reigniting her interest.

if we sleep in the guest bedroom I worry about sakuya.

Huge Library is Huge. What are the chances they'll care if we sleep here

>>309628
>>309634
>>309641
>>309645
>>309646
>>309649
>>309651
>>309670

We're sleeping on the cold floor today, Anon.

>>309678
Somehow, this message doesn't seem to be what you wanted to convey.

[x] Sleep in the guest bedrooms


[ ] Listen in one Flandre and Remilia
Eavesdropping: the silent killer.

[ ] See where Sakuya is
Sakuya: the silent killer.

[ ] Sleep in the basement
Hahahahahahaaaaa no.

Man, he's throwing all these lethal bad end choices at us at once.

Next time you Start one of these GM, maby it would be wise to post the highlights of where we stand for those that are just joining in or those with bad memories.

[x] Listen in one Flandre and Remilia

>>309678

Fuck that. The choice had BAD END written all over it.

>>309680
Did you forget about Koakuma?

>>309059
>"Humans are curious creatures."
I like that. Patchy finds us intriguing

[x] Sleep in the Library

>>309681
Oh, for fucks sake

>>309678
might as well slept in the lake

>>309681

Oh wow, submissive Anon is submissive
I thought we'd be more ballsy, actually.

You guys are retards, why must we sleep in the fucking basement?

Hey, that guy who archives the threads here.

I'll be gone for 3 hours, so if someone could save the next few completed threads and email them to me, or email me an updated archive to upload onto the FTP, that'd be great.

Guest room is, you know, for GUESTS. A perfect room for us to sleep since we're staying in SDM for the night anyway

>>309702

I'm kinda glad anon had a brain for once. There's a chance Flandre has forgotten about us, and a chance she hasn't, so why the HELL would you risk it? She's not gonna kill you if you're being submissive regardless of whether or not she forgot about you, but if she remembers you and you're not in the basement, you're royally fucked.

>>309685
Thats what the archive is for.

>>309702
anon is to middle class, fat, ugly and hairy. Anon never gets invitation to other peoples houses. Anon doesnt even know what a guest is.

>>309726
someone could just try and post this address in every thread:
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
although a few of those last decisions got a little fucked up in there last I checked

>>309739
That is the archive that I was talking about.

>>309729

Go back to 4th grade english.

>>309726
but it required that you people go read it. you people are not going to go read it. thats why he needs to post the highlights.

>>309746
i sense a newfag.

>>309749

It'll take time away from his writing. Someone else post the damn highlights.

did autosage kick in?

>>309767

ABout fifty posts ago.

>>309725
But we want her to forget about us, so we can leave gracefully.
And ALIVE.

Sleeping in the basement probably won't help us out in that respect.

new thread then?

Disregard that, i suck cocks.

>>309762
yeah, why while they are post that, anon is voting to swim across the lake, good idea

>>309753

HAY GUISE WERZ TEH NEW THRED?!

>>309925
See >>309753