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3091963 No.3091963 [Reply] [Original]

Since Maria is the only loli in Umineko and an important character, you'd think she'd get more attention in contrast to Higurashi's Rika, Satoko, etc. But no, it seems like most of it got siphoned off to witches and MILFs.

Why won't you her uu~?

>> No.3091970
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People's tastes refined.

>> No.3091972

Personally I find Maria somewhat annoying. I pity her for what her mother inflicted upon her but I can't say I really like her.

>> No.3091974

maria is shit just like rika, satoko, etc.

>> No.3091979
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>>3091970
This.

>> No.3091996

>Why won't you her uu~?
I do her uu. But I would her uu more if there was actually more than like 5 fappable pictures of her.

>> No.3092001

>>3091974
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.3092003

I always saw her as a creepier version of Satoko, what with the abuse and such.

But the rest of the cast is just too awesome.

>> No.3092007

>>3091963
I went from moderate dislike of her to pitying her to just acknowledging her importance. Out of the four cousins I don't really like her.


Plus she's being overshadowed by the delicious milfs and beatrice and loli witches.

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>>3091972
>Personally I find Maria incredibly hot. I envy her >because she has a gentle and caring mother, which I >like even more.
Fixed.

>> No.3092017

>>3092007

>loli witches

Does not compute. Bern and Lambda hardly qualify.

>> No.3092027

I don't like Maria much. But I'd fuck Jessica until her asthma got real bad.

>> No.3092033

>>3092007
Yes. She pretty much came up with all the demons/furniture in the meta-world.

>>3092017
They do if you go by the anime character design.

>> No.3092037
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Cutest pairing in Umineko.

>> No.3092046

I'm a pedo, but even I must admit that Beatrice is fucking hot and given the choice I'd pick her over Maria.

>> No.3092049

>>3092037

Say that in red , Battler

>> No.3092062

Maria is fucking annoying me since Ep1 and besides, Beatrice or Vrigilia are the obvious choice here.
And if everything else fails, there is still Eva Beatrice who could count as somewhat loli.

>> No.3092069

>anyone getting more attention than Rika

Unlikely. But I am surprised at how little people like Maria. Even the few that don't find her annoying aren't exactly drooling over announced doujins.

>> No.3092085

>>3092069
I am. I love her the most out of all the umineko girls.

>> No.3092088

uu~ > nipah~

In before !Nipaa0mi0 again, most likely with a rant.

>> No.3092100

With maria, it's not so much that she's annoying. I just don't really think she looks very attractive. In the anime she looks somewhat cute I guess.

>> No.3092103

>>3092088
Let's hammer a few more nails into that
uu~ > hauu~ > auu~ > miii~ > nipah~

>> No.3092118

>>3092103
I disagree. auu~ > uu~ > mii~ > nipah~ > hauu~

>> No.3092122

>>3092103
uguu~ > auu~ > uu~ > mii~ > nipah~ > hauu~

>> No.3092126
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>>3092100
Nobody looks attractive in the VN. Jessica is probably the closest.

But in fanart, Maria is impossibly cute.

>> No.3092130

no love for ~uryuu?

>> No.3092131

>>3092088
Here comes the hater again.
You remind me of a gay basher somehow.

>> No.3092132

more like nipah~ > uu~ > hauu~ > auu~ > mii~

>> No.3092136

She drives me insane

Back into the oven bitch, get fed to your mom some more

>> No.3092137

As with Higurashi, I think artists will be more inspired by the anime models than the Ryukishi07 models.

>> No.3092143

I'd say: nipaa~ > mii~ > auu~ > hauu~ > uu~

>> No.3092149

>>3092131
Why do you care if you aren't !Nipaa0mi0

>> No.3092156

>>3092037
That Battler is a Char.

PS: What do you think of Kinzo/Maria?
http://rapidshare.com/files/265586427/_Planetporno__Season_of_the_Witch__Umineko_.rar

>> No.3092170

>>3092126
Well, not so much unattractive as in poor drawing by Ryukishi, but in terms of the character herself as well.

>> No.3092175

>>3092156

That Maria is okay, but the artist made her seem older and her face wider.

But still, fuck yeah.

>> No.3092179
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Its all about the titties and ass.

>> No.3092189

>>3092179

You don't belong he-

Ah, fuck it, /jp/ changed a while ago, I guess I have to live with healthy too.

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>>3092179
mother of god....

>> No.3092201

>>3092149
Because it is just stupid. Nipaa has been here since forever and he is a good tripfag, the unreasonable hate is annoying me more than one of his posts could ever do.

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>>3092201
>good tripfag

>> No.3092222

Some of us lolicons have standards, we don't just fap to whatever ugly loli we're given. I don't hate Maria but I don't find her very attractive.

>> No.3092244

>>3092222
In all my experience with lolicons they seem to always like any loli just to make a point. Even if there is a character with an infinitely better personality but with a healthy body they'll still go for the shitty token loli. Kind of shallow, if you ask me.

>> No.3092245
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>Maria is annoying
>Maria isn't attractive
>ugly loli

What is wrong with you people?

>> No.3092262

>>3092245
Despite being a loli, Maria doesn't really do it for me either. Different strokes for different folks.

>> No.3092267

>>3092244
Well technically, a lolicon would only be attracted to lolis right? So what's so surprising?

>> No.3092269

>>3092244
You speak almost as if you're not a lolicon.

>> No.3092281
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>>3092262

You monster.

>> No.3092283

>>3092267
A heterosexual would only be attracted to females, correct?

Does this mean you go for the fatties?

>> No.3092295

>>3092281
It's OK Maria. I'm sure there are many people that are more than happy to fap to you.

>> No.3092297

>>3092283
Let me rework your previous argument then.

>>In all my experience with straight men they seem to always like any girl just to make a point. Even if there is a character with an infinitely better personality but is a guy they'll still go for the shitty token girl. Kind of shallow, if you ask me.

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>>3092245

>> No.3092304

>>3092214
Sion, you don't have any room to talk about what constitutes a "good tripfag", unless your argument is that a good tripfag is anyone that is the opposite of you.

>> No.3092340

>>3092269
If I wanted to have sex with a girl who has the body of a young boy, I'd have sex with a young boy.
As it is, I like curves. Tits are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.3092364

>>3092340
Expect one has a penis the other has not.

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>>3092304
you really suck at trying to recognize me alabama

>> No.3092373

>>3092364
Details, details.

>> No.3092375

>>3092366
You mean there are other teenage reaction image users on /jp/?

>> No.3092376
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>>>/rs/._I'm_a_true_lolicon.

I'd make Maria uu~ all day.

>> No.3092383
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>>3092340
I pity you

>> No.3092458

>>3092383

Is that supposed to be magical girl, Siesta sister or witch Maria?

>> No.3092502

>>3092458
I'd say Siesta

>> No.3092529

>>3092458
Siesta.

>> No.3092531

>>3092033
Seriously !Nipaa, shut the fuck up already. Nobody cares about you and your stupid "Bern is perfect if she's Rika" crusades. If you love Rika, stick with Rika, because Bern is certainly not Rika.

Seriously, ever since Bern's character design was flat you've been nothing but an eyesore, and I've gone from loving you to hating you with a passion. Learn to shut up already.

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>>3092531

>> No.3092558

>>3092531
Just mentioning that she's flat in the anime is enough to set you off? What the hell?

>> No.3092563

>>3092531
Don't get trolled, bro. Just filter out his trip if it bothers you that much.

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>>3092531

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>>3092531
Putting that aside for now,

Let's discuss Maria's cuteness

>> No.3092596
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>>3092571
Maria's cuteness is a miracle to the universe.

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>>3092571
miracle, universe etc.

>> No.3092613

>>3092571
>>3092596
Do i just witness the creation of another tripfag on the same level as Nipaa?

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>> No.3092619
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Witches don't exist

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>> No.3092635

Little bitch needs to shut her goddamn mouth. No fucking uu~

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>>3092531

>> No.3092639
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Maria would be more popular if she had a close loli friend. Sakutarou isn't an opinion as he's not a loli and a faggot.

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>>3092639

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>> No.3092699

>>3092678

Thread over.
I dawwww'd

>> No.3092727
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But she has more fanart than Shannon and Jessica combined and scored higher than fan favourite Bern on last popularity pool.

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>> No.3092747

Battler x Maria is needed.

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>> No.3092758

Rosa scored 3rd and i dont see many doujins featuring her. Maybe i am not searching properly.

>> No.3092761

>>3092727
Yeah, but she got beat by Natsuhi of all people.

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>> No.3092776

>>3092758
4th i mean.

>> No.3092788

>>3092758
There was one where Rosa was having sex with someone interspersed with shots of Maria being sad and alone in her house. I imagine it would be rather hard to fap to that.

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>> No.3092795

>>3092761
Natsuhi is perfect waifu. That's no surprise.

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Ah Episode 1 official manga artist had the right mindset while drawing it.

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>>3092383
That's surprisingly hot.

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>> No.3092920

>>3092890
>mariaandrosaplanningrokkenjimamurder.jpg

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Fuck Battler, Kinzo x Maria is the way to go.

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If Higurashi and Umineko universes were to merge, Rena would be legal and could adopt Maria. Not without chopping Rosa down first of course.

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>> No.3094480

>>3094471
All that is a golden butterfly. Nothing magic about that.

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