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Hololive Global
the hlgg MC server is timing out again; hopefully the right people will see this
I love Ina
Christmas date soon...
chikin
This one.
>>30914640This surprises me, a 2D lighting shader would be really simple to put together, especially if you keep it simple and there's only a single directional/point light source. You said this stuff was done on Unity right? I feel like it wouldn't be much work to put together a prototype.I imagine it's just not a feature in high demand, which is why it hasn't been implemented yet.
I love Sora! Her english reps are fun!
Ame...
>>30914828So how long till she falls down the parasocial relationship pit with her members like Polka?
>>30914828she's evolving from regular emojis completely
I want Sora to sit on my face.
>>30914822CHIKIN!
in my dream, gura was sleeping with me in my bed, but she kept rolling around and kicking me and blaming me for being in the way. then she peed in the bed and laughed at me and asked why it was a problem, because it was just a little bit of pee.
>>30914437Cult?, What you mean anon?I'm not that guy
I hope Kwappi... is listening to Kiara's advice, even though she's doing well right now.
Towa's getting a model updateI LOVE TOWA
>>30914553>>30914582Alright, I'll dust off my old journal, make a burner twitter account and send it. Should I leave out the part where my dog that we used to track the bird also ripped his head off. I woke up before he could die.
Remember to listen to Watame's first original song Aimai Chocolate, on any of these platforms:https://streamlink.to/aimai
Is Kiara shitting on mori for sine she mentioned how you need to think about if you can handle the restrictions of a company versus the freedom of being an indie.
>>30914828cute dork
>>30914828Don't post my girlfriends cute good night message for all to see you faggot.
>>30914802>Ama gradually gets more gremlinlike as she loses in the testI won't release these rrats, they are staying with me to the end.
Chikin is getting too real.
I hate chikins singing chikin voice. Go natural already.
>>30914841She's already there
>>30914876TELL US AME
Listening to a baby sing her heart out, while we congratulate Towa for reaching 400k Subs and Pekora is still Doki Doking patiently waiting for our favorite zombie to show us her art skills once more and Haachama cooks a FUCKING TARANTULA friends, where we at?Suisei and Mel is also streaming Minecraft together soon, rare Mel sighting, go catch it!
I love my shark daughterwife
>>30914876Based Ame supporting her sister
Mori doesn’t care about Hololive!Kiara is a leech!Ina is boring!Ame is too fucking... BLONDE!Gura is a SLUT!
>>30914876you admitted that ame?
>>30914841Soon hopefully, then she'll collab with Polka by doing lolipop asmr
>Kiara talking about how debut and the time immediately after is super important for Vtubers>And about how if you aren't putting out content consistently in the beginning people won't pay attention to youMakes me think of Anya's scuffed setup and rough first week.
Very cute sisterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZhk4ZFLOc
>>30914828She's so thoughtful.
>>30914842Fun fact: the JP keyboard on the iPhone has a bank of kaoemoji that you can use
>>30914854new outfit.... onegai....
>>30914909This is true!
>>30914915It's true. Look at Anya
>>30914812Yeah what's up with that, i've been trying to join yesterday and in the past couple hours. All I get are timeout errors.
>>30914821
>>30914878I love chicken voice, do whatever you love most Tenchou
>>30914909>phoneposters are shitwho knew?
>>30913541Sometimes I fantasize about meeting them irl blindfolded and I thanking them for making life a little less miserable for all of us. They all bombard me with questions on how hololive is perceived overseas and how to better connect with us. It's pathetic; but they've made a terrible year at least bearable.
>>30913541this is probably somewhat normal here but>obsessively collect certain anime girl pictures>to the point where i follow artists on a burner twitter account but if i miss too many days i try to avoid their posts so that i don't have to look back through and save everything>avoid pixiv links and accounts because if i see anything good i'll have to look through it all and save it>sometimes willpower fails and i click on tags and get trapped there for a day or three looking through all 20k results also i time my blinks so that they happen when the columns on the car line up with stuff like street signs and telephone poles
>>30914909Based reverse Unitarian
>>30914909Hey you actually lined it up with the pic thanks anon
>>30914828is Ame becoming dependent like Polka a good thing?
>>30914909Thanks for lining them up this time at least.
>>30914828I love the dorky kaomoji she uses
>>30914897I found that bag, I'm prepared for HAACHAMA cooking
>>30914854Luna said she also have an announcement, so pretty much all of the Gen 4 is getting updates?
>>30914828>I wasn't tried from streaming>I just couldn't nap because I had to prepare for a stream
>>30914841>we're going to reach a point where every girl in EN but Ina and Gura are in a parasocial relationship with their memberscan't wait desu
>>30914915Kiara also brought up how you should only join Holo if you understand the restrictions a company will bring over being an Indie
Gura, my wife
>>30914854She has more EOP 6 month badges than JOP ones. Some bizzare shit.
>>30914828Carrying Holo EN on her shoulders
>>30914694I agree completely. It's fun and downright endearing when Amelia owns up to the fact that she isn't the best singer, but hearing what she sounds like when she's clearly put in the effort is not an unwelcome experience.A smile always makes it way onto my face when I hear her going for that upward note in "out on the moonlit floor".
>>30914878Quit crying about it.
>>30914828We don't deserve Amelia.
>>30914915Made me think of how Kiara's debut and especially first few weeks were completely cursed and scuffed. And then she managed to save through sheer willpower and zatsudan.
>>30914865Nice!
>>30914975Pregnant Housewife Gura...
I hope Nachomama makes a VTuber avatar and collabs with her daughter someday.
>>30914957>>30914841Fuck off with this shit. If you want the best for Ame you know she shouldn't fall in that pit.
Towa Error right now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCT1k253sT4
>>30914968Ina's definitely forming some kind of attachment towards her takodachis.
>Getting 400k and a model updateI'm happy that things are going well for Towa
Thoughts on this, /hlgg/?
>>30914992Kiara knows how to improve, she's great at taking feedback
Twapi...
>>30915022It's alright
>Ina playing Titanfall 2 tomorrowI don't remember this being on the original schedule Did I block it out or something?
>>30914915This happened to aki She broke her leg like 2 months in and got uber fucked and was the lowest subscribed holo until some random English sub clipper started re-uploading her stuff translatedThat's when the "good boy" memes started coming out and her EOP audience shot her up high enough for the japs to remember she existed
>Can you speak spanis-NOBased tenchou BTFO's spics.
>Towa singing ErrorOh shit she is going all out
>>30915022https://files.catbox.moe/9fh8hz.webm
>>30915009It all turned around after that excellent 3D debut stream
>can you speak spanish?>nogallina basada
Twappi...
>>30914940Why is this dork so fucking cute? I hope her date streams become a once-a-month occurrence. I need a constant injection of Mori love or I'll die.
>>30914915anya's shitty phasmophobia stream seemed like it hurt her ALOT. her growth slowed so fast.kiara had a poor first few weeks, but it wasn't NEARLY as bad.i feel bad for anya.
>>30914965She's talking about how she couldn't sleep in the time before Passpartout
Hey friend!
>>30915002No ones saying she should or shouldn't, just that it seems to be the road she's heading down
>>30914897Is Mel worth watching?
Hardworking Pheonix that keeps it real with her employees!
>>30915033Yes. Journey and Titanfall 2 in the same week had me hyped as hell when she first dropped her schedule. Looking forward to Ina getting attached to BT.
>>30914915Anya fortunately has the massive Hololive buff, but indies aren't so lucky. An indie with a scuffed debut and first couple of weeks is basically doomed to fail. There are some who have redebuted, but that comes with its own set of troubles.
God, I fucking love Towa singing ERROR.
>>30914878Don't expect it to happen anytime soon. Hopefully one day, during the "unsealing", though that's probably months away.
>>30915001I hope Nabi and Nacho-mama collab and draw their daughters in increasingly romantic situations.
>>30914968>implying gura's parasocial relationship hasn't already begunShe's been talking about domming chumbuds in her most recent streams anon. She wants us to suck her toes while she's dressed up in a teacher outfit and is beating us with a baton.
>>30915040>>30915034Are there other Holos who are depressingly underrated?Other than Loafie.
>ogey
I love all the Hololive girls!Amelia!Kiara!Gura!Even Ina!
WHEN DOES THE MINDFUCKING START AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30915052Enemy...
>Catching up on Takamori AWO>They miss out on fun intractables/minigamesDamn, I wish they would explore a bit more.
Did cover manufacture takamori entirely so that Kiara could hold Calli's hand through idol 101? I think so.
>>30915034aki was literally saved from irrelevance thanks to redditors. if it wasn't for that one sob clip that got posted she'd probably be a nobody still.
>>30914897Watchin Pecor and Blue Ame, waiting for Haachama Cooking.
>>30915038The fact the she is clearly crying makes it better somehow
>>30915033I'm worried how she is going to go with another FPS game but I'll still get up at 4am to watch it
LofiBeats by FenicksKFP
Chickens getting good at using that mixer
>>30915046I'm hoping for one on valentines day. Anyone going to ask, or will I have to ask myself in the future?
>>30915001H-ha ha yeah! maybe we could all collab together some day...
>>30915046It's really cute how she never has time for hololive and ruins collabs because of it
>>30915002There's nothing wrong with leaning on your supporters, lavishing praise on them and being praised in return, telling them they can't ever leave, or talking about how much you love them and how you'll always be together.
>>30915089is that before or after she locks us in the escape room and sprays us with a spray bottle containing an unidentified substance?
>>30915052FRIEND
>>30915005https://streamable.com/dljgdp
>>30915064I can't wait for that god damn. This entire time I thought Ame was finally continuing it until I checked the schedule for Saturday. This has been a pretty amazing week
>>30915091
>>30914968Kiara doesn't have a parasocial relationship with her chat
>>30915099Morininin...
>>30915109them missing some of the cool shit sucked, but the arm wrestling part completely made up for it.
>>30915118She'll probably be fine at the on foot stuff, but I'd bet money she doesn't use the movement stuff unless she's forced to.
>>30915102at the speed she's going, probably in 60-90 minutes
>>30915109It was pretty much Mori wanting to play minigames versus Kiara feeling the urgency of the story and wanting to keep going.
>>30915034Towa was kneecapped in a similar situation, the same probably would have happened to Aloe to if she had stayed>>30915091I don't know much about her content but I do believe that Mel has gotten fucked over for having a design that's too lewd for Youtube multiple times, and her growth has suffered as a result
>>30915113>aki was literally saved from irrelevance thanks to redditorsReddit can be good sometimes, I guess.
Reminder Kiara wants chat to impregnate her
>>30915142I think my boss loves me a bit too much KFP...
>>30915126not her daughter
>>30914903She's very cute and funny!
>>30915052F R I E N D !
>>30915046Beyblade....
>>30915066>There are some who have redebutedWait, is that what happened to Africat? I only watch holos but I noticed that her channel has 3 different models.
12/1-12/18 24:00 SC \9,370,269 Pekora\7,764,977 Rushia\6,740,285 Aqua\6,496,360 Coco\4,196,642 Flare\4,105,145 Lamy\3,475,132 Watame\3,368,597 Ayame\3,206,290 Marine\2,974,215 Mio\2,802,949 Miko\2,791,667 Shion\2,308,513 Noel\2,224,202 Haachama\2,144,485 Kanata\1,898,621 Botan\1,878,832 Matsuri\1,826,708 Korone\1,690,943 Aki\1,647,955 Subaru\1,547,697 Nene\1,359,216 Okayu\1,108,572 Fubuki\ 978,877 Towa\ 765,342 Luna\ 759,952 Suisei\ 664,960 Polka\ 614,602 Roboco\ 572,650 Choco\ 411,247 Sora\ 90,282 Mel\81,786,184(-3,651,332)\4,837,764 Kiara\4,128,749 Mori\3,601,396 Gura\2,816,817 Amelia\1,509,480 Ina
>>30915142>notacult.png
>>30914822
>>30914915Anya's scuffed debut debuff makes Kiara's handling of her first few weeks look like fucking gold.I'll still support both of them, though.
LFFT stop spreading the gosling meme
>>30914977Between her and ina they basically pick up the slack the in their respective fields of expertise.
>>30914916fugggkuudere love
>>30914968Ina has a weird relationship with her members. Not in a bad way, but despite being so open about her emotions with them she also tells them to fuck off a lot.
>>30914916Not hololive
>>30915052FRIENDS
>>30915056She's absolutely adorable but much like my oshi Ayame she has very very long breaks in between streams. Every stream she's in though, is filled with cute noises so it's good to catch her whenever she's on.
>>30915102when she visits Sayori in her house
>>30914940>>30915046I still haven't recovered from Kaoru's graduation, so seeing fanart of Mori wearing casual T-shirts reminds me of him...
>>30915122I will absolutely bring it up in the December membership stream, probably in the T2 and/or T3 (assuming the latter is a zatsudan and not karaoke like November's). Doesn't hurt to have more people pushing for it though, just shows that there's an interest.
>>30915184Not the first time it's been used in the discord
>>30915117Why's she crying?
>>30915052it just isn't the same anymore after the yab...
>>30915179Ame moving on up.
>>30915192Siblings are normally allowed.
>>30915179how do I block these posts
>>30915001she doesn't know english
This is a lot better than the studio version of hinotori
>>30915056Isn't Mel the one who used to constantly shit on Aki for having so few subs back then?
>>30915172Uh, boss is talking about ME
https://files.catbox.moe/frf7kg.webmI miss her already
>jazz version of HinotoriI NEED art of Kiara in a shoulderless dress singing in a bar
>>30915176>>30915206You have to let him go, anon...
>>30915133I don't know if you're being ironic, but Polka is a prime example and her ASMR streams are a bit too much imo. She seems to be the type of person that would become severely depressed or kill herself if she stops being a vtuber.
This remix is so comfy
>>30915052
>a bunch of non-MV d6 videos had comments turned off>thought some yab shit went down>turns out it was just Youtube deciding that, for some reason, all auto-generated tracks provided to music channels should have them switched offBit of a strange thing to roll out, is this because of YT Music or something?
>>30914826It's stupidly easy to do especially since you'd be using unity for the actual live rendering. I think most japs are simply too tech illiterate to understand 2D lighting systems and don't ask for it, and most L2D artists probably don't know how to make normal maps for the models that work. I'll be sure to experiment with this since the full version of the app is only $19 and seems to have all the basic features. If it can be integrated into a full 3D environment I'd shit myself but I really doubt that's possible without actually putting together your own PC side renderer with the L2d SDK which is actually shockingly complicated to use for live production in Unity.
>>30915195Gura really had a nice idea to have a HoloEN tree lightning ceremony, I am glad it went well.
>>30915056She actually has a really cute voice, worth giving a watch at least once.
>ame's sister duolingo>祖母>"sofu"I know she's the japanese and she's getting the right answers, but isn't 祖母 "sobo" meaning grandmother, and sofu is 祖父 meaning grandfather?Not questioning her picking the right answer, just questioning her saying 祖母 as "sofu" and picking grandmother anyway
Having a romantic candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant with my boss, and then taking her back to the hotel to take a shower before some cuddles under sensual mood-lighting on the heart-shaped bed! (With her lofi remix playing in the background!)
this jazz cover + kiara's singing is amazing not gonna lie
>>30915219What yab anon?
fucking JUST..
>>30915251She WHAT???
>>30915002There's nothing wrong with praising her and making her feel loved for the effort she puts into streaming and for HoloEN as a whole.
>>30915184We all use it now
>>30915239The golden dress she has always talked about.I can see it clearer now more than ever. After hours at KFP is something else.
>Jazz Kinotori coverFuck I am maximum comfy right now
>>30915264THE yab
>>30915164>Mel has gotten fucked over for having a design that's too lewd for Youtube multiple timeswith how bad gen1 got fucked I'm surprised we even have Hololive sometimes
>>30915251What did she mean by this?
Calli...
>Pekora getting attached to Sayori oh no
>>30915239my useless tenchou!
>>30915266Ayame is a whore
>>30915179Ame would be a behemoth if she bothered to bait bigger superchats. She got the same number of SC's as Rushia over the past 7 days, but the average was less
>>30915239This is some of the better Kiara singing I've heard I think
kfp scare me
LUNA'S ALSO GETTING AN UPGRADE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30914802Polka oruka?
>>30915266SHE'S A BITCH AND A WHORE
>>30915179>Kiara has the least amount of Subscibers in Holo EN>Kiara earns the most in SCsHow did Kiara find such paypigs?
>>30915266Ina...
>>30915179A little more and four EN will be in the top 10 earners.
>>30915139I remember Amelia said Ina should go ahead and play it since she wants to wait for her new PC, so I assume they talked over the weekend. And yeah, Ina's had a great week. I'm actually looking forward to her gesture drawing stream this week just to hear her decompress and talk about the week with chat.
>>30915264left her mic on after her stream yesterday. nothing yab happened but it's fun to pretend. fubuki voice is pretty much her natural voice and she oisho's off-stream
>>30914822Poulet
>>30915246I'm never ironic.>and her ASMR streams are a bit too muchNo.
>>30915316orange hair buff
>>30915266let us see then
>>30915179On one hand, I'd like Ame to get more money, but I like her streams because she doesn't bait
>>30915179KFP going insane, good, i send her money today.
I really enjoy Kiara's desire to entertain. >>30915306If you haven't heard it, her true voice is even better.
>>30915272>as a wholesorry anon I read that as "a whore" and I laughed
>>30915308Probably just one guy subbing with ARS on 5 accounts.
>>30915266i still can't read runes
>>30914828>couldn't fall asleep for some reasonI know the reason. It's called having too much good streaming.
>>30915303she would make a lot more money if she acknowledged supas besides ty but on the other hand it really helps when you get cringy superchats like last night's minecraft
JAZZ KINOTORI COVER GET IN HERE
>>30915266>Ayame got the coof
>>30915316she actually reads, interacts, and talks with superchats for a long time.
>>30915313So is Towa and Watame, weird that Coco who need it the most won't, is Cover still punishing for the China shit?
>>30915246>Gets graduated>Becomes a japanese anarchist terrorist from menheraYeah I'm thinking based
>>30915047Reine had great stream after great stream and her numbers aren't any better than Anya'sIt's just Ollie who's higher than the others
>>30915266Wow she just logged into Twitter 20 minutes ago and hasn't even started egosearching images of herself yet! I'm going to insult her and pretend she's deliberately fucking over Ina!
>>30915179Why does nobody supacha for Fubuki? I thouhgt she was one of the most popular holos but she has less than Ina
>>30915321Shes the Coco of HoloEN.
>>30914828I'm ready for another comfy watchalong fellas
>>30915335cute
>>30915064Ina is definitely going to cry at the end, isn't she?
Pekora is getting pretty close to hanging out with Sayori if you're interested in that.>>30915313I was worried that it was gonna be her wrist yesterday, I'm glad it turned out to be good news.
>>30914897I don't see that on Suisei's channel though. Link?
With all the Ayame stuff i started wondering. Which holo would be the most appreciative of getting art from Ina?
>>30915362We in
>>30915379Bugmen abandoned hololive
>>30915222Point out the other sibling discussion in the thread for me.
>>30914974Hopefully this will filter the Trannies, Pog champ twitch streamers, People who want to push some politics etc.
>>30915374Anon, Coco already got an upgrade.
>>30915314POLKA ORUYO
>>30915314I want to lick this clown's armpits!
Hey this is pretty fucking good.
Speaking of Polka ASMR, i became a member today, can any other member link to her best ASMR stream to date?I want to start with the best.
>>30915266based... I think.
>1.7 million subsShe'll have 2M in no time!
>>30914828:^)
>>30915401Polka seems like the kind of girl that agrees to go out with you because she has low self esteem and thinks she can't get better but once you build her confidence up she dumps you for chad in a hurry
>>30915389Nene
>>30915179Why does Friend make so little compared to all the other JPs? Fucking Ayame makes more than her? What's wrong with nips? I may be a poorfag, but I think I'm going to member Friend next time she's live.
>>30915389ollie
>>30915316At the start, it was lowest performing member and suffering buffs. Now it's because she has one of the best Supachas and chat interactions in the company.
>>30915179>Coco not #1 despite those insane numbers in her return stream
>>30915372>there are STILL people who don't know her best streams are sc readings
>>30915395None of the other ENs have a sibling. Feel free to check the /hlg/ archives for "sister" faggot.
>>30914974Mori...
>>30915157Neither did I. Until I found out how tedious everything is on foot.
>>30915316When you are willing to interact and develop a close bond with your audience, it's much easier for them to support you. Also not a cult
>>30915395Not that guy but you can find Gura's sister above.
>>30915374Cover is still running damage control. THIS FUCKING BITCH basically has all of west taiwan being anti
>>30915398it seems like cover already filters the trannies and political stuff based off of the fact that kiara directly ignores politcal stuff and tranny superchats.twitch fags are inevitable though
>>30915388https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRN48wMV64
>>30915374What about Coco's wife?
>>30915419Hopefully she gets to celebrate this time
>>30915388It's on Mel's channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRN48wMV64
>>30915281>>30915362I'm the one that asked in chat if she had any other favorite remixes and I feel super blessed.
>>30915419Not at the rate she's declining she won't
CHICKEN LIMITERS ARE STRAINING!I REPEAT, CHICKEN LIMITERS ARE STRAINING TO CONTAIN THE TRUE POWER!JAZZ APPEARS TO BE A WEAKNESS!
>>30915409the one where she's crying and saying arigatou was pretty based, I'm not a member anymore sadly so I can't link it
>something>numbers>close tab
>>30915399Not taking about the 3D shit she only uses for Karaoke Also, why no alt outfits yet? Even ID got some and they debuted after them
>>30915179Wtf KFP
>>30915434Ina has an older sister shes mentioned her once or twice early one but shes never talked about here.
>>30915316CULT OF PERSONALITYYYY
>>30915434Maybe you haven't noticed, but people talk about more than just EN here. Does this look like /hlg/ to you?
that jazz cover was actually good though.someone better have clipped that
>>30915381Same, both movies look really nice visually too. Should make for comfy viewing
>>30915266Ojou...
>>30914828Movies rented, alarm set, can't wait to get comfy with my Amelia after a long week of great streams
>>30915435yeah it felt like she was talking about her but I doubt she would insult Mori like that
>>30915460>declining
All this time people were talking about Ame's sister I thought you meant Haachama and wondered why I didn't see her stream
>>30915091Nenechi...
>>30915374I want to fuck this dumb reddit dragon!
>>30915427She got a lot of pity donations in the beginning too due to her numberfagging
>>30915266https://files.catbox.moe/hkkill.mp3
Kiara swaying left and right is just so damn cute I can’t take it! Why is anything allowed to be this cute?
>>30914828Amelia Watson has broken 50+ time travel laws and is currently a wanted criminal by the time police. But damn, she is one cute criminal.
>jazz kinotori is so good it's making Kiara furiouschimkin...
>>30915316If you superchat enough she'll not only recognize your name she'll check your twitter and start tracking your PFPs. Imagine how that must feel.
>>30915335What was she talking about anyway?
>>30915426You don't have to worry about FBK. She mogs the rest of them through sponsoorsporships.
>>30915455My wife Hifumin is so cute.
>>30915316Mori and Kiara show the most gratitude for SCs, leading people to more people giving SCs, which leads to more gratitude, etc, etc. People like being thanked for their support.>but you shouldn't NEED a thank you or attention, it should just be to support the HoloYes, and you don't NEED to thank someone if they hold a door open for you either, but it goes a long way.
>>30915457God bless you kfpbro
>>30915389MAX-NENE-MAX
>>30915434Gura has an onee-chan.>>30915474Wrong type of sister (I think?)
I'm not rich or well off by any measure, but I only just realised I'd spent 150 or so dollars this month. Sending smaller amounts really hides the total until you stop and think about it.
>>30915316Her SC readings are her best streams by far. Also she's actually aware of regular viewers. Seriously, she knows who a number of them are by their profile pics alone even when they change their profile name. It's very entertaining how much she cares about so many of them.
>>30915468Don't you andastand anon?outfit reveals are Covers way of trying to boost the popularity of under-appreciated holos
>>30915445gura has no sister
>>30915422To me, she seems more like the type that would tie you up and trap you in her apartment so that you could never leave her.
>>30915476Is Kiara the cm punk of hololive
Are you ready?
>>30915440If there's going to be a problem, It'll be that. I don't remember the later parts of the HL playthrough too well, but I think I remember some problems with thinking vertically that wont help either.
>>30915488She dropped from 80k/week to 60k/week over the past few days
>>30915419should be around 4-5 weeks at her current rate, which is actually just around or just before the time Amelia and Mori should get to one million coincidentally enough
Who has the most parasocial relationship with there viewers? Are all of the HoloEN girls forming some sort of unhealthy dependency to their viewers?
>we're almost at the DDLC yab momentI've been waiting for this!
>>30915453if she doesn't celebrate 2M I will genuinely question if Cover is retarded AND nationalistic.
>>30915488Anon she's only getting 70k a week now instead of 80, it's all over
>>30915468they'll probably get their new years outfits soon
>>30915179goddamn kiara's making bank.also some stuff i noticed.why does ayame get so much she doesn't fucking stream, also why is fubuki so low? also ina...
>>30915468>Not taking about the 3D shit she only uses for KaraokeIsn't that what these are going to be though? Coco branded it the same way and it seems to be a gen-wide thing. They probably put them on hold because she got suspended.
>>30915527No, much more Coco or Calli
>>30915434>None of the other ENs have a siblingIto....
>>30915419I'm hoping her upcoming karaoke gives her another boost, she would really incline if she was to do an official cover or original song, but she is taking forever to do that shit for some reason.
>>30915263
>>30915316She is walking on a tightrope tho. While she gets a shitload of SCs they mostly come from a few gachikoi and after streaming just as much as Ame. Mori and Gura do around 2/3 of her hours, get decent amount of SCc, swim in members money and Gura specifically makes a bank out of VODs alone.
>>30915426Friend has sponsorships and is the corporate face of Hololive.
>>30915514not ane'nis. Theres another kuroboshi. Amenosei.
>>30915528Haachama has to do a collab with mre Steve at some point.
>>30915533Oh no, it's fucking over.
>>30915515Congrats anon, you just realized how phone games and micro transactions in general work.
>>30915389Marine maybe? she seems to respect her a lot as a fellow artist
>>30915316Kiara has read out my 5 dollar superchat before so that makes me want to donate more to her because if she's giving me attention I might as well reward her
>>30915550Who?
>>30915528No.
>>30915501She's also a known war criminal, don't forget.
Predictions go!http://poal.me/99nagt
>>30915528Haachama...
>>30915521Why does kana get posted all the time if they dont share the same artist?
>>30915514K*na is not Gura's sister.
>>30915450>>30915455Fuck. That's tarantula time.Thanks.
>>30915231I've heard someone say this before but haven't been able to find a source. Is it true?
>>30915528she's not actually gonna eat it r-right?
>>30915492Yes I definitely agree with that as a kfp but now it's different. The rest of the cult is really is dedicated to her as am I.
>>30915546Fubuki is an entertainer, Ayama is a prostitute.
>>30915266FUCKAYAME
>>30915468ID is a separate branch. They go by seniority within branch, so ID, JP, and EN are all on different seniority tracks.
>>30915593she absolutely is
>>30915263Wake up drone, time clean out the fryers
>>30915429pecor had 2 100k plus streams plus 1 mil subs stream.She is the golden pig for hololive this month.
>>30915539It'll be really something they can't escape in my eyes. No amount of "Oh well she doesn't want to make a big deal of it" bullshit will suffice as an excuse for mine. Especially considering the 1m cherry will have been long since popped by the time she does it.
>>30915546Fubuki and Ina are low for the same reason, they don't really care about supas, Ina get money from other jobs and FBK from sponsors
>>30915574Do it, Gura. Become one of us. Pull the trigger.
>>30915505i only caught the tail end so this is second hand information but apparently she was on discord and may have mentioned something about a graphics card to maybe flare? feel free to dive archives to see if a more complete transcription has popped up.
>>30915594>cult
>>30915492ppl loves the underdog, but she uses that to her advantage and grew a dedicated fanbase.
alright globalWho NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ here?
>ame ina collabs are Kiara's highest priority
>Jazz duo with Kiara>Rap duo with Mori>Ska/Country duo with Ame>Anisong with InaCmon brrat, I need this collabs so bad
>>30915581She's just as much Gura's onee-chan as Blue Ame is Ame's imouto. Yes for the exact same reason.>>30915557Ah, my bad.
INA!
>>30915532Oh shit, I was mainly thinking FD but now I remember some wallrunning only sections in the later parts.Well, honestly there is nothing annoying until the wind room anyway. Fuck that room.
>>30915263I want to feel her warmth
>>30915574It's not a chime if she enjoyed it.
>>30914873based
>>30914812What version and IP is it?
>>30915533I wish I could time travel to a year ago and tell people that there would eventually be a Hololive so popular that she ONLY gets 60k subs a week. You fags today have no understanding of how ridiculous 60k a week is for any content creator, let alone a VTuber.
>>30915593Chama feels no fear, only a hunger that chaos can momentarily satiate
>>30915527She was Benoit for 6 hours
>>30915622I'm watching my princess right now.
I missed the minecraft collab, was it fun?
>>30915546Dude look up FBK's leaked contract for the young doughnut shill collab she did with Matsuri. She doesn't need SC at all.
>>30915566>tfw she never reads my superchats but occasionally responds to my normal chat messagesI'm conflicted.
>>30915528>>30915576She's eating the dried exoskeleton of a zebra tarantula which has barb-like hairs that eject during perceived danger and causes skin irritationsThat's gonna cause some stomach pain/diarrhea afterward
>>30915629Not Ukulele duet with Ame.
>>30915379Empty subscribers. Her streams almost never broke 10k even before the bug and her chat is 50% EOPs and we know EOP watchers don't superchat JPs much (Towa is an exception).
What exactly does Haachama mean when she says "I'm going to cook and eat a tarantula?"
>>30915594Ahaha anon it seems you made a spelling mistake.Everyone anon meant "colt", like KFP is full of stallions you know? haha
KIARA HAS A KNIFE
>>30915654It was cute and they had alot of fun.
>>30915552It's my personal narrative that the reason she occasionally is flaky with her schedules is because she's working on some behind the scenes stuff for things like that, but it's taking a long time compared to Kiara's song because Cover is trying to get everything sorted out on their end to be as professional as possible while also trying to find a good time to release it since she keeps blowing through milestones.
>>30915622Sorry I'm watching my friend play mario
>>30915667It's literal
>>30915654ye
>>30915637Same
>>30914916She's so fucking cute, I don't get it. I don't find ame that cute but this tenshi makes my heart flutter.
>>30915665Fuck, that would be lovely
>>30915667normal saturday in haachama house
>>30915580gee, why would an indie try to associate with a 1.6m sub vtuber? i wonder.not nacho's design. not acknowledged by nacho. not gura's sister.
>>30915263I want to marry my boss...
>>30915546Ayame had a return stream (might not be counted in that number, don't remember when she returned) and a birthday (definitely counted in that).
>>30915667It's what it says on the tin.
>>30915316Let me said it this way, she knows i'm exist even when i don't SC a shit and respond to my tweets many times, and even likes. How in the fuck i shouldn't not give Kiara's money for thank her to interact with me?
>>30915623I like that. Kiara drawing out the introverts and making them comfortable enough to poke fun at her, as seen with the collab tonight. KFP's got a great boss, I love her even when I'm too tired to catch her streams.
>>30915426Pretty sure the whole China thing destroyed a lot of her SC income. Why she doesn't seem to have much beyond that is a mystery to me though.
>>30915660If it's sold as a food product wouldn't they remove those? Or do they leave them on expecting you won't be dumb enough not to do so yourself?Because Haachama definitely won't remove them...
>>30915426She's like Ina and doesn't real superchats at all. She did it to herself.
>>30915667The tarantula is pre-cooked and seasoned, so I don't know how much cooking will actually happen
>>30915539I dont think that's the right mindset to have, its a good thing sure but if Gura doesn't want to do anything then that's okay too. She clearly cares about her senpais and rising so quickly must be a little awkward for her
>>30915546Add today's streams and she would be at $52k.Fubuki has shit ton of sponsors. Ayame has an event.
>>30915675Pikamilkers...
>>30915263Why would Iofi start playing remixed on your bedroom when you are about to do your deed?
>>30915667>Im going to fuck up so badly cooking like I usually do and use that as an excuse to not actually eat the tarantulaHaatos bwoken bwain is still 200 IQ
>>30915667
Is Polka doing her EN reps? Ame you should be doing your JP reps right?
>>30915546Fubuki doesn't pander to gachikois at all, that detail kinda got lost when "no wife, only friend!" turned into a big meme, but her refusing proposals and undue affection was more serious in jap.Ayame gets so much because she genuinely has the cuteness and entertainer ability to be a 1M sub Holo, she just doesn't care enough to stream. it's a huge event whenever she does and her fans try to convince her to stay by showering her with money.
So do I need VPN to change my currency? I just want a currency without breaking my bank while it's an aka.
>>30915633INA!?
>>30915266Well she replied to Okayu so that's something
>>30915659just gotta have something she can make a good tangent out of so which small sc read depend on her mood but she reads them none the less
>>30915263>(With her lofi remix playing in the background!)So is Lofi just singing in the corner or did you invite her for a threesome?
>>30915629EN Music collabs are my strongest desire, and I want it even more after Ina's recent karaoke, I want them all to sing Days together. I want an EN theme song.
>>30915660>>30915702It's obvious that it'll have the upper abdominal hairs (the only irritant ones) taken off.
>all these "sister" holo talkYou faggot shills are getting annoying, honestly.
>>30915647Concussed and hanging on a weight machine?
>>30915379aside from the dead subs she also doesn't do superchat reading sessions
>>30915675When is this bitch going to jail?
Does Peko really not know the twist that's coming
>>30915266
Inamebros I love ya, but ya wanna explain the meaning behind this art?https://twitter.com/noedelsgeest/status/1340049759524933632
>>30915667I know that you read that sentence and think there must be some Haachama Engrish coming into play somewhere. There isn't.
>>30915721fuck off faggot
>>30915705I WOULD NOT EAT IT YOU FUCKING BRAT
>>30915713Doesn't she always eat it regardless of how it turns out? I've never seen her go "nah fuck this"
>>30915721Israeli shekels onegai
>Kiara wont read random shit in languages she doesn't know
>>30915675>marioIt's been nice knowing you Pikamee...
>>30915622
>>30915614I was there too but I'm dekinai anyway so.Actually I think I did mention maybe discord rather than phone because of the typing and Flare because someone mentioned that in chat. Graphics card is new though.Thanks.
>>30915752/u/schizo romanticism
>>30915674I was thinking the same thing, but this is Cover we are talking about, its far more likely that Gura is just being lazy or busy with personal shit like college.I want to believe though, she hitting 2M subs would be a perfect time, hopefully they at least let her celebrate it this time around.
>i'm not your fucking monkey stop sending my SCs to dance for you faggotsBased Kiara.
>>30915736as much as I like her I agree, it's off topic, this is a Hololive thread
>>30915704Well she needs to heat it up right?
>>30915705I would blackmail her into eating my ass if she wanted me to eat it. Then I'd throw it away after she finished.
>>30915752I'm sorry what?
>Kiara's got five (5) extremely dedicated fanartists and they're all women.I would fucking love to see the demographic breakdowns for each HoloEN.
>>30915779Now if she can stop treating Mori as a monkey.
>>30915660>>30915702>>30915731Package says that it's boiled, which would remove the hairs.
>>30915752Yeah, I'm thinking based
>>30915580Because the dumb bitch shills herself here trying to leech off Gura. She doesn't even attempt to hide it and it appears that it's fucking working considering how most people here seem to know who she is.
>Spics BTFO'd AGAINBasado
>>30915752/u/fags and /y/fags regularly fetishize things like murdering your significant other, raping them, torturing them, basically treating them like shit. It's a common theme in /u/ / /y/ stories. No, I don't know why they're like this.
You heard that? If you ask tenchou to say something you go to the oven
>>30915670OH YES. How silly of me....
>>30915752The launguage is Chinese.That's all you need to know
>>30915752mental illness
>>30915744She's serving her sentence right now and her chat is suffering with her.
>>30915784Ame...
>>30915752Lovecraftian horror, obviously.
>>30915593It's not like we'll ever know.
>>30915752Not gonna lie, thats pretty hot
>>30915752Advanced narratives
>Kiara calling out the same type of retards that plague Mori's chatGod how I love her
So I just got back to civilization. I went on a four-day camping trip and had zero internet the entire time. Would anyone kindly mind filling me in? While I do love all the holoEN girls, Mori is my oshi and I also really like Kiara.
>>30915656>>30915611>>30915546>>30915179Dont sponsorships pay a shitton more than all the youtube income combined? And superchats are like the lowest after the cut, even memberships generally pay more. After seeing that one nijisanji girl do an income breakdown and also seeing disiguisedtoast's income breakdown for twitch, they're probably slightly different from Cover but not by much.So it's probably sponsorships >>> memberships > superchats. Fubuki probably makes 2-3 times more (probably an underestimate) through sponsorships than all of her superchat/membership stuff combined.
>>30915580rrat is that she comes to shill herself from time to time
>>30914916When will Ame collab with her sister?
This tophat-kyo guy is pretty good
>>30915792Could be explained by how Kiara emits the equivalent of a "bro" aura for girls.
>>30915632blue ame gets retweeted by nabi and liked by ame, leech-fox is ignored by both nacho and gura
>>30915783She'll probably burn it, I doubt it will take more than a couple of minutes to heat up
>>30915515You made me want to learn how much I've spent in donations and after checking it all out>$1140.99 - Indie 1>$650 - Ina>$415.99 - Gura>$75 - Ame>$30 - Indie 2I didn't even notice since I'm still making more money than I spend overall even including SCs, but damn.
>>30915752Honestly, seeing art of Ame going insane and pulling out her entrails is pretty kino (ignoring the /u/)
>>30915821Watch todays streams
>>30915793Mori's a natural shitmonkey. She actively encourages her fans and coworkers to treat her like that. You'd have to change her very nature.
>>30915752Never forget that inamefags are mentally ill chinks
>>30915752Why is there this whole clique of Chinese /u/fags who draw dozens of weird /u/ fanarts of the trinity? It's weirdly specific
>>30915695I love her so much anon.
>>30915824She already collabed with her in my dream.
>>30915821You must watch the Sleepover and Way Out streams, they were pure essence of kino.
>>30915816I love how Kiara manages to keep her chat in line while also exuding a motherly aura towards them.
>>30915752i like really his art but he just full /u/schizo and gets really dark with it. Still nice to look at i guess.
>>30915705Not that anon but I think that Gura deserves some kind of celebration. Its good to celebrate accomplishments and its unfair if hers are ignored because she did it too fast or whatever. If you dont get treated like everyone else you might start to feel like a secondary.
>>30915777It seems entirely possible that they were caught completely unprepared by her growth, tried to start from scratch on getting something ready for one million, failed to get ready on time and then realized that at the rate she was still going it made more sense just to wait until 2 million. That's what I hope at least, and it doesn't seem to be terribly unlikely a scenario.
>>30915833um
>>30915570Mori's "sister"it's offtopic though so I'll leave it at that
>>30915821mori and kiara made out for 20 minsmori RUINED EN collab
>>30915821God I wanna go camping but it's too cold now
>>30915843>>30915839>>30915805They're not Taiwanese?
>>30915825Shut up and marry me already, you fucking dork reaper.
Kiara's already met a huge number of the Holos when she did that collab at the studio right? I specifically remember her mentioning meeting Sora while she was there
Read faster you stupid fucking rabbit, I want to do my jogging reps before my daughter cooks a literal spider for dinner.>>30915792I bet Ina and Mori have a higher ratio of girls, too.
>>30915832Anon... Making more money than you spend is not like, optional...
>Coron->the thing happenedyab, Kiara!
>>30915824Is Ame even aware of her existence?
>>30915802Based
>>30915825/mu/ is a couple boards down
>>30915704I assumed she was gonna use it for some other recipe like tarantula tacos or something
>>30915838Not really, Mori didn't do the puyo thing like Kiara wanted in her stream.
>>30915358She only says TY because she gets a lot of Super Chats that are just a quick "Hi Ame" or one sentence.She reads every single Super Chat and if it's a message she can read on stream, she'll read it. I actually started watching her because I was broke and SC'd my last three dollars telling her it was literally all I had."Don't be like that. You super chatted. That's all that matters. I appreciate it."
Mina
>>30915875same race
>>30915792who is 5? Loni and the lesbian trio makes 4
>>30915887She liked some of her stuff on twitter
>>30915528Shoenice collab when?
>This is my uncle his from Australia>Correct!Duolingo wtf?? Stop teaching these girls wrong english
>>30915878Don't know about Ina but I heavily doubt Mori's fan breakdown isn't primarily men.
>>30915705
>>30915887Ame is awful so probably not.
>>30915838Mori has no problem saying no to that shit, the thing is she seems to chose when to say no and when not to at random
>>30915867Gura absolutely does feel like she's the black sheep of hololive and that the other girls don't really want her there besides a couple of the ENs. It's really sad.
>>30915829An abandoned onee-chan is still an onee-chan, anon.
>>30915878She's not really going to eat the spider is she?
>>30915660Hachaama has an iron stomach
>>30915515
>>30915915>Duolingo>Teaching anythingGood joke anon.
>>30915882I worded it weirdly but I meant I'm still in the green even after being reckless with what I make, including in my other hobbies. I haven't been keeping track of my budget since the holidays began
>>30915752It's kinda sad how fans are so desperate to portray Ina as this creepy Eldritch being, while the actual holo is absolutely wholesome and mellow and has probably never read a single Lovecraft story in her life.
>>30915752Yeah I draw my limit at shark bites.
>>30915900>I was broke and SC'd my last three dollarsanon...
>>30915821All of Mori's streams in the past 24 or so hours were worthwhile. Also halo collab was cancelled if you were not already aware
>>30915752Not sure if yab or based
>>30915915Typed or spoken? Because he's is correct.
>>30915877No :}
I think Mori's down because THHK's mad salty
>>30915936I'd be inclined to agree but she did puke after the spicy noodles
By the way Gura's current growth per day is8571 subscribers
>>30915867what i would like to see is a celebration that gura can enjoy. i don't know what that means, but i'm sure she does. if a big singing production is stressful for her, then i don't think it's a good way to celebrate her accomplishment. i don't really think that i have a lot to contribute to a discussion about how to celebrate her milestones.
>>30915897And yet she ended up doing it in a way that meshes with her bit and continues to dance at the drop of an aka for her chat while dogezaing for anyone with any kind of professional relationship with her.
>>30915962Eh?
Is Ocarina of Time actually a good game or is Subaru just playing it for meme value?
>>30915885Korone...
>>30915940"Based."
>>30915968Spicy noodles melt steel tummies
>>30915933disagree. artist has final arbitration on who she claims as a child otherwise everything she draws would be her kid.
>>30915695YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE LOOKS WEIRD?
>>30915752Damn I like this actually. Looks nice to me
>>30915951>probably never read a single Lovecraft story in her life.She at least played through a King in Yellow inspired game.
>>30915977Yes, it is good, even for its age.
>>30915959She's actively killing duolingo.
>Hello. I'm Uto Amatsuka. I'm a angel>I love game!!!>I don't speak English;( >For that I study English to be able to talk with you more:)>Thank you for watchingshe truly is an angel
>>30915977great music, great atmosphere and fun dungeons and secrets
>>30915832I'll never understand people who do akas but at least with folks like you around my oshi won't go hungry.
>>30915951It's actually not sad at all and is in fact extremely epicsauce and cool and we should encourage it
>>30915959"he's" is correct, not "his".Typed; that should have been an incorrect answer considering "he" and "is" were options
>>30915867That is true too, I hope she figures things out soon...
>>30915960I'm on my way to Japan right now, you cute bitch.
>>30915977>Is Ocarina of Time actually a good game Is legendary status of the zelda games
>>30915977Unironically a good game.
>>30915885I wonder if it's just considered too "real" for them to discuss openly
>>30915752InAmefags are literally mentally ill. Never call GurAme chads schizos again.
>>30915977Yeah it's great.
>>30915878Mori had a chick, “Annie”.. I haven’t seen her recently. But she was definitely a ghostling and would akasupa her regularly. There’s also another girl, that’s like 17 that donates red sometimes. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had many girls watching her honestly
>>30915977>Is Ocarina of Time actually a good gameZoomer fuck off
>>30915875It's simplified
>>30915977I liked Majora's Mask better
>>30915975I'm not referring to chat, but Kiara who should be above that. Kiara already admit what she wanted Mori to do, and Mori never did that.
>>30915994Imagine if Ame did her jap reps
OH GOD LUNA IS BASICALLY NAKED
>>30915900>Gave his last dollars to the leader of a following.I know I joke about it but KFP does have its cult-like members.
>>30915752This dude's artstyle is nice but I can't deal with this shit. Luckily he (she?) does have some more normal pieces from time to time even though they're still a bit out of character often.
>>30915179Mel...
wah
>>30915927Why do you even call her "Ame" if you don't like her? Legit question.
>>30915977Overrated by its fans but still an incredible game that's definitely worth playing.
>>30916013You both should neck yourselves to be honest.
>>30915752>people faps furiously to stuff that goes from Asanagi tier to edgier>get triggered by SFW edgy artI don't get you people.
>>30915962That’s a rrat mori seemed pretty damn happy today. Especially during the kiara collab
SCHIZO THEORIES: GREATEST HITS COLLECTION:NEW SCHIZO THEORIES COMING AT YOU THICC AND FAST>KIARA HAS A GUN>INA IS PREGNANT>BUBBA IS A RRAT>MORI ONCE BRAPPED SO HARD SHE BROKE MY CAPSLOCK KEY>KIARA IS GOING TO FUCK PEKORA'S MOM>GURA ONCE COLLABED WITH BELLE DELPHINE>AME HARD FRIENDZONED GURA>INA IS BORING AF>PEKOMOM HAS THE BEST ARA ARA AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR IT>"PEKORA'S MOTHER" IS AN ANAGRAM OF "POKER TO HAREMS">this one's lowercase to generate (You)s>ONE OF HOLOSTARS IS A REVERSE TRAP, NO NOT THAT ONE.>ONE OF THE HOLOLIVERS IS A TRAP, YES, THAT ONE.>KIARA FUCKED MARINE AND SENT A VIDEO TO SHION TO ASSERT KFP DOMINANCE>THE HOLOLIVE VSINGER CONTEST WINNER IS MILKY QUEEN, HER FRIEND MORI BRAPPED ALL OVER YAGOO'S BIRTHDAY CAKE TO ENSURE HER VICTORY>YAGOO THOUGHT GURA WAS THE TIKTOK GIRL AND HIRED HER WITHOUT DOING ANY FURTHER RESEARCH>GURA THOUGH YAGOO WAS THE GUY WHO MAKES YAZOO MILKSHAKES AND ACCEPTED THE JOB WITHOUT DOING ANY FURTHER RESEARCH>OFFICIAL EN RANKINGS: 1)BIRD2)DETECTIVE3A)HACHAMACHAMA3B)SHARK4)MORI5)SPACEBAR-CHAN6)INA>VSHOJO IS WHAT HOLOLIVE WOULD BE IF YAGOO DIDN'T GET LAID IN HIGHSCHOOL>HOLOLIVE IS WHAT VSHOJO WOULD BE IF GUNRUN FUCKED HIS TEACHER IN HIGHSCHOOL>I THINK I'VE FIXED MY CAPSLOCK KEY BY OPENING A BRAPWINDOW>Ina is boring>Bubba once ate a whole kfp chicken drumstick and then pooped out a bone while Ame complained about lag or something to the concerned vet>HolostarsEN gen 1: 3 fuckers you've never heard of and the guy who voiced brock in the English pokemon anime>Kiara would've fucked Sora but she respects the sanctity of marriage to much to upset A-Chan like that>Hachama is immune to poison damage>rrat is an anagram of r-rat>Takamori is an anagram of OH FUGG MY DICC EXPLODED HOLY SHIT
>>30916030Imagine if Ame acted like a cute girl and winked at her fans.
>>30915792Surprisingly when it comes to dedicated artists, Gura only has Klaus and this other one that recently starting doing a lot of Gura stuff, although there is a lot more animation popping everywhere. Her 3D can't come soon enough, she is clearly far more animated and cute than her shitty 2D rig allows her to be, she probably moves a lot when talking too considering she is always hitting herself with her desk. It reminds of Towa and Coco in that regard.
>>30915922Half the JP roster is salivating at the lips about her and I'm not talkin bout the ones on their face. You're crazy if you think there's not generic NPC Nip girls getting frothy as well. And there's bound to be some EN girls that are attracted to that goofy gap between her rap persona and her normal personality.
>>30915752This >>30915801t. former /u/fag obsessed with SayaHomu back in the day
The crown...
>>30915977I remember I rented it as a kid and had no idea what I was doing since I loaded whatever nigga's save who had it before me and was just kind of dropped in the middle of hyrule the quest halfway done and no direction that my child brain could comprehend. Bought it later and had a blast though after starting from the beginning.
>>30915752This art seems a bit too messy for me to clearly make out what is happening here, and I think I should be very thankful for that.
>>30915905Dakuma
>>30916054I get triggered by his Ame always looking a dude
>>30915878Mori probably has the highest male to female ratio of any of them.
>>30916011Nah, youtube fucks you in the ass if you talk about Corona in an entertainment channel.
>>30916016Mori has a 15 girl year old with daddy issues that akas to her
>>309151181am for me
>>30916054Yeah sometimes you'd think people here just got access to the world wide web
>>30915977The only people who believe Ocarina of Time is a bad game are pissed off contrarians who got pissed it wound up #1 on so many GOAT lists and fucking retards who try to push the narrative that the Fifth Gen of Gaming is completely unplayable.
>>30916011Hololive's viewership boomed as a result of the global lockdown and people wanting to escape feeling helpless in their own homes. It does no good to remind people that we really haven't progressed past that as much as the media and politicians would like to pretend. Also YouTube's shitty AI fucks your videos if you walk about it.
>>30916070NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30916064But girls liking girls is gay!
>>30915977Subaru really likes loz so she's playing it because she enjoys it
>glance over at pekoras chat>"DDLC got me into anime".... am I that old already.....
>>30916061GURA STOLE AN OHIO-CLASS SUBMARINE LOADED WITH TRIDENT NUCLEAR MISSILES
wh ydoes kiara say danke shen or we
>>30916070DELET THIS
>>30915792Shame they can't show analytics publicly anymore after the Taiwan yab.
>>30916091Mori shouldn't waste her money giving Google and Cover a cut like that.
>>30916061Need to add the "Gura is a submarine captain" one
>>30915980Based? Based on what?
>>30916044I hate when people draw Ame looking like a bishonen.
does the jp ddlc version do a good job at conveying the innuendos in the poems?
>>30916121China is cut off. Cover should just take the mask off and not care anymore
>>30916064>Half the JP roster is salivating at the lips about her and I'm not talkin bout the ones on their face.Singing someone's song doesn't mean you want to fuck them. You have intimacy issues. Call your parents and talk with them every once and a while.
>>30916111DDLC is only 3 years old, so it's guaranteed that guy is some underage fag.
>>30916111Hololive got me into anime
>>30916123Mori doesn't have daddy issues, kiaras the only one who has mention daddy issues, even a doctor saying that she has them.
>>30916062she is?
>>30916136
>>30916038>>30915954Well, I wasn't exactly going to start my dream career with that three bucks or something
>>30916137If it wasn't for her monocle, I wouldn't be even to tell it was Ame.
>>30916070YOU CAN'T POST THIS ON A BLUE BOARD
>>30915992>>30916001Lol.I wonder if she actually understands but just miss the spelling.
>>30916061>this one's lowercase to generate (You)sFuck
>>30916070Lunas 2.0 is super cute but I still want to beat her up
>>30916114Esl chama. ITs thank you in German
>>30916111No, it's the children who are wrong.
>>30916142Have CN completed their graduations? Thought yogurt is still around for a few days?
>Kiara gently telling Casper to be quiet and starve to death in the wall
What the fuck, how can someone draw illustrations professionally, but can sing at this level? I kneel. I won't miss her singing stream from now on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrm7wbF92Q
>>30916144Who the fuck said anything about singing you retard.
>holoen>worried about losing Nip viewers>close stream
>>30915629UUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>30916062?
>>30916142Aren't chinks still spamming coco? Cover probably hopes that they'll stop eventually so they don't want to rile them up again.
>>30916011YouTube will buttfuck your account if you mention it by name.
Does Pekora even like Kiara? Or does she just act nice since it's expected of her
>>30915426>No wife, only friendThis filters a lot of pig paypigs, Rushia is literally the opposite of this with the GFE. >China debacleFubuki was actually quite big there, so it hurt her more than the rest and she still decided to side with Coco. >Doesn't speak that much EnglishUnlike Coco she couldn't lean as easily into the western market as Coco did.>She's a long time holo She has a huge amount of dead subs, see pic relatedDespite all this she's actually doing well with sponsorships and working with Cover, but do support our Friend if you can!
>>30915940Chill stormtag
>>30916070HOT
GUYS remember to order food for Haachamachama stream!
>>30916114It's Australian for cheers cobba, you're a fucken legend.
>>30916054I don't fap to Asanagi-tier shit either, his h-doujins are literally all the same.
>>30916164
>>30916148Did Kiara say what she said that led to the doctor diagnosing her with daddy issues?
>>30915752This >>30915809>>30915951The "actual holo" being wholesome and mellow doesn't erase the dark themes that surround her. Are you new to fanworks?
Luna's new model actually looks great god damn.
>>30916076Oh yeah isn't she rather "new" damn she really does have 5
>>30916148>even a doctor saying that she has them.Oh shit, I forgot about that. Imagine radiating that kind of energy so hard that a fucking physician takes one look at you and says "yeah, your pain is in your head cause your dad fucked you up"
>>30916151It's more about self-preservation than the amount KFPbro
>>30915867The longer Gura holds off on her celebration, the more the other 1M JP holos that she thinks deserved their subs more will hold off their big celebration events. Fubuki, Korone, Pekora and Aqua were about to ready themselves for huge celebrations, but Gura's sudden rise threw the plans into the bench, and her continued refusal to acknowledge that milestone means their big celebrations will continue to be shelved.
>>30916183According to the weibo group that is harassing her, they said they won't stop until Coco formerly apologies. So I'm guessing they will never stop.
>>30916207If I remember, that her joints hurt
>>30916111Some people get into weebshit at a later age.
>>30915997No money to put into hobbies that are closed due to koof, might as well reroute that cash.
>>30916176Call your parents and speak with them. It's been months.
>>30916170Yogiri graduates tomorrow.
>>30914802I want gura to stream fall guys again
>>30916123Well it's not like Mori can stop the girl from donating
>>30916109Hololive is INCREDIBLY gay
>>30916070damn this rig update is good
>>30916070YOU ARE NOT KING
>>30916191>nenechi's ratio
>>30916222She knows exactly what she's doing. Fuck those bitches
>>30915752i really like their edgy take on HoloEN, even if I'm not super into /u/shit
Haachama is about to eat a motherfucking tarantula
>>30916209No and the point stands.
>>30916246I was joking that Mori is 15 years old cause of the way she acts and was donating to herself.
>>30915515I need to stop before I start dropping akasupas for her, fuck.
>>30916062??? She's cuter than usual every stream tho?
>>30916148Fuck when was that? I have no memory of her saying that
>>30916207Chronic pain in her shoulder and neck, of all things.
>>30916170Yogiri graduates tomorrow, Rosalyn graduates on the 27th, after that they'll all members of HoloCN will have graduated.
>>30916222I doubt it would happen but if would be so so wholesome to do a 1 million celebration after everyone in HoloEN hits the 1 million sub mark. But it would take about 5 more months or so for it to happen.
>>30916216Nah it's cool. I was literally broke because I had already handled all of my shit for the month.
>>30916241I want no one to ever stream fall guys again
>>30915982impressive autism, anon.
>>30916222I thought the JP girls tend to just pretend Gura and the ENs don't even exist? Korone is the first holo to reach 1M as far as they are concerned.
>>30916222At this point I have the suspicion Cover, in their infinite retardation, instead of adapting the celebration plans to include Gura, decided to throw them out entirely.
Ironically, a freeze dried boiled tarantula might be one of the safest things Haachama could be cooking on stream.
ENTER ZOOMBIE
>>30916222gura said that she wanted to celebrate her milestones by collecting ikea shark plushes. it seems like fans' expectations of how she "should" celebrate it are very different from what she wants.
>>30914976No it isn't really JP are retarded with their idol culture shit, that garbage means nothing to westerners that aren't beta
>>30916290Oh, then good job making ends meet KFPbro
Will Cover ever poach another talent from Niji and other companies like they did with Luna and Polka?
>>30916247I actually thought Kira was a girl but when she revealed he was a trap, I just ignored it and Kira is still a girl and aint gay.
>>30916142>Cover should just take the mask off and not care anymoreGame permissions prease andastan
>>30916286>>30916235How the hell does that translate to daddy issues? Do doctors know something we don't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjPx8qdqcUsIsn't this kind of yab?
>>30916260>only behind Peko, Miko, and InaI kneel to the CEO.
Is Kiara going to be the leader of Holo EN? While in numbers might not be the one, but energy and being the senpai for future generations, i think she's the current center of Holo EN
>>30916260Yeah it's quite amazing, she's only behind Pekora, Ina and Miko in viewership loyalty
>>30916280I wish artists would stop drawing Ame with a body closer to Kiara's when she's more similar to Gura's body type
>>30916299Didn't that game already fall into irrelevancy?
>>30916273oh I thought you were just concerned for the weird girl that has mori as her role model
I wish Holos played legitimately shit games. Like having Mori play Bad Rats and every time she fucks up she takes a shot of dumb fuck juice.
>>30916229I hope a TWbro manages to get something done ,heard the bug threat of doxxing Holohouse near the start of this month was a bluff to hide that a major anti ringleader got doxxed and arrested for what I presume are "anti-state" activities.>>30916240>>30916287Why does the world gotta be like this, bros...first Aloe, then Yogurt. Girls who did nothing wrong, punished for things outside their control...
>you are my little pogu champu
>>30916331YABAI!
>>30916331Yes, but nobody watches her so it won't go anywhere.
>>30916331lel, she'll probably get away with it since she's IN and hardly anyone watches her though
>>30916331wtf I love Lofi now
>>30916331I don't quite understand, how so?
>>30916331I can't believe this indog is making fun of the tragedy, of literal genocide. Gradation when?
>>30916308Haachama is just going to boil it with cauliflower and gyoza isn't she?.
>>30916308...you think she's gona eat it plain?
>>30916322It's not poaching if they graduate. And Korone was with another company too.
>>30916328Pain like this can be psychosomatic. If you want to give the doctor the benefit of doubt, it's possible that he suggested that and Kiara just has no understanding of mental ilness and just interpreted that as "daddy issues"
>>30916342>more similar to Gura's body typeWhat.
>>30916300thanks, and i'll level said autism at you every time you bring up the fox.
>>30916277I'm actually furthering my goals and applying myself more in what I do to reach a point where I can be financially secure enough just to be able to dump akasupas on Amelia.
>>30916331based
>>30916368>INanon...
>>30916331Based
>>30916375Joke references a political movement
please boss... its 2 AM....
>>30916287Rosalyn had her graduation moved up I believe, so Yogiri should be the last one.
Loafi...
>>30916260Isn't a lot of her audience women too?
>>30916331umm yeah, I'm thinking this is based
>>30916137A lot of fans see Ame as masculine which boggles my mind.She had tomboyish hobbies as a kid but she looks and acts like such a girl otherwise.
>>30916331Based. Grasshopper Lives Matter!
>>30916384i think they mean height wise
>why am i enjoying Luna singing?
>>30916328The doctor was either a quack or Kiara just misinterpreted what he said. Most likely a combination of the two, leaning towards the former.
>>30916398??? It's only 1800 mate.
>>30916342>when she's more similar to Gura's body typeI mean, no.
>>30916331Im thinking based
>>30916398She's keeping us awake for the Haachama kino.
>>30916417>I don't know
>>30916387>>30916277>>30915515It hasn't even been 24 hours since Amelia got caught red handed getting a late night visit from her boyfriend on stream and goslings are still throwing their fucking money away on her
>>30916331Will Iofi be cancelled by twitter for this?
>>30916331holy shit iofi
>>30916384Not that anon but Gura is 141cm, Ame is 150cm and Kiara 165cm, so ye she should be closer to Gura
>>30916384I dunno why he's saying body type when he means height. Gura and Ame are only have a 4 inch height difference, but art makes it look like 2 feet.
>>30916353I hate to say this, but the bugmen doxxing the holohouse might actually force cover to get off their ass and do something. All cover is doing right now is just hoping it's going to blow over when they really should be doing something about it.
>>30916241Has anyone in hololive gone back to it since the third update they put out on the 15th?
>>30916322If Calli's interactions are anything to go by, she will at least get Cover plenty of indis
>>30915832If you were to put the same amount of money every year into the stock market for an average return of 7% a year, in 10 years it would be worth $34k which would allow you withdraw $1350 (4% of $34k) every year without worrying about the money running out (history has shown that a 4% withdrawal rate allows you to maintain a 4% withdrawal rate without going negative)
>>30916417I hate that dumb toddler
>>30916397OH fuck me I only glanced at the thumbnail. I guess it's possible for yabs but she feels so far removed from everything else I can't imagine it would cause that big of a deal
>im your favorite hololive voice?>>nah thats not possible.
>>30916430Her fans are good little simps
I swear to god I've heard Luna sing this song like 6 times this week, but this is the first time this week I'm watching her.
>>30916137But this guys InAme drawings are great.
>>30916222I know that Cover has a lot of things it could improve on, but I am fairly certain that even they are capable of sending a polite message through their managers to say "Hey we have 1 million celebrations ready to go, but we want Gura to go first, so could you please have her celebrate now" most likely the hold up is that they were caught completely flat footed and are still scrambling to get something together that won't look crummy compared to what they had months to prepare for the others.
>>30916367Plus, Iofi's black.
I love pikamee bros it's the same feeling like how you want to marry your childhood friend but she's too comfortable with you to consider anything you do romantic what do I do I wanna lick her funny headband nipple
>>30916412>A lot of fans see Ame as masculine which boggles my mind.>She had tomboyish hobbies as a kid but she looks and acts like such a girl otherwise.You just described the people who call Mori a tomboy too, the only difference is that Mori kept those hobbies.
こなあああああああああああああゆきいいいいいいいいいい
>>30916331I had no idea Iofi was this based
>>30916331Graduation when?
>>30916446Would putting money in the stock market allow for an anime girl to say my name?
>just recently I started like it no so much anymore>it sounds weird>i don't like it anymore>as long as you like it I'm happyLimiters forever
>>30916352>tfw no holo who plays Eurojank
>>30916465Anon this is the wrong place, this is the hololive global thread...
>>30916417Just enjoy anon, nothing you can do
>>30916354It was so fucking adorable, and I hate that phrase
>>30916331Risu is rubbing off on her. Based.
>>30916446>7% return annuallyISHYGDDT
>>30916464dude you're calling SEAniggers black
>>30916443Shien played it a couple of days ago... I think none of the hologirls play it anymore
>>30916465So how is this more hololive related than Ama?
>>30916417>>30916447Ok I changed my mind, that dumb toddler is kind of cute.
>>30916401>One of Hololive talent make fun of political movement..It's a big yabai when you spin it to schizo narrative.
>>30916465Don't bother if you are not a cunny anon, she is a woman with good taste
>>30916430delusional
How much longer until the DDLC yab moment? My sleeping reps...
>>30916383I completely forgot that things like that existed
>>30916446>he thinks the stock market is going to exist in 10 years
>>30915113I remember back when that happened. Friend sent me the clip and she got an instant sub from me. Was nice to see Aki later leave a comment on said clip.
>>30916345Yup, rightfully so. It's interesting for like 15 minutes at most
>>30916442>force cover to get off their ass and do somethingSeriously question.Can Cover actually do anything regarding the Chinese harassment?
>>30916484Botan playing Eurojank would be pure ludo
Good day today lads, remember to do your archive reps
Who cares about some milestone celebration? Gura should not feel forced to do anything. She should focus on what makes her comfortable and happy. Faggot.
>>30916191Choco...RBC...Mel...
>>30916387Only 30% goes to her, anon. dropping a SC every now and then is cool since she reads and appreciates all of them, but akas are a very bad financial decision.>>30916430You need better rrats>>30916455That's Mori with her paypigs
>>30916401How did Amelia Watson make this game into narrative central.
>>30916442Anon, they're already spamming her hashtags with gore, her real face, unrelated shit. They're in her chat to the point of forcing a return to members-only. They are quite literally doing everything they can to hurt her already.Now, that's the context out of the way. If they DID have the Holohouse doxx, do you think they would hesitate for a SECOND to spread that shit like wildfire in the hopes a random Nijischizo sees it?
>>30916401That game is like two hours max, bro
>>30916484Stalker stream onegai
>>30916352>I wish Holos played legitimately shit games.Ame and Miko want to stream CP2077 :^)
>>30916422You're crazy if you think her body looks closer to Kiara's than Gura's
>>30915239Link?
>>30916322If you believe 5ch schizo narratives they think Roa is going to graduate and re-debut in gen 6
>The HoloENs with the best chat are the ones who are cultsMaybe all of the EN should start a cult. Kiara's and Ina are really fucking good at wrangling the retards while also not seeming too harsh.
>>30916523I will member her if she plays Serieus Sam.
>>30916446>7% a yearIf you're even semicompetant you can make that in a fucking quarter. Those are pathetic gains.
why didn't Cover just include Gura in the 1M celebration stuff rather than cancel it all entirely? Are they THAT upset to let a EN girl steal some of their homegrown holos thunder?
>>30916507she still needs to go through the Pre-Festival date and Sayori's Depression Chapter, everyone keeps saying it's close but it's at least going to take half an hour more
>>30916412She knows how to act as girl but her real self is quite tomboyish; hence the gremlin/gf divide
>>30916447>>30916501only take you 5 minuteswhat a charming toddler
what is reps short for? t.newfag
>>30916548Having Ame's chat be full of actual goslings would be terrifying
>>30916533>teamate can't go 5 minutes without flinging shit at the other girlsThe classic!
>>30916548It's all about growing your chat, if you don't set your foot down you're just gonna let the retards take over
>>30915752This is starting to reach Silent Hill levels.
https://streamable.com/kw12eu
>>30916494Americans don't understand race beyond the 5 or 6 demographics they have.
>>30916569reparations
>>30916574Bitch ruined yet another collab, fuck her.
>>30916569replies, it's when you get a lot of (You)s
>>30916564her konNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyuki swayed me desu
Wait, did Pekora go into this blind? Does she have any idea?
>>30916569The same thing it is short for in the real world.
>>30916528Based
>>30916569niggers tongue my anus
>>30916070My heart jumped a bit because she looks more mature now.
>>30916535You don't have to go to the next section if you dont want to. So you can basically paint whatever you want and see how much your art is worth.
>>30916417Because she commits to kayfabe no matter what, she is basically The Undertaker of vtubers.
Goddamn I am so tired but I want to see haachama eat this fucking spider. Hololive is actually going to kill me one day.
>>30916412It particularly annoys me when they draw her face with the sharp angles you would see in bishie characters, nothing like the actual deal.
This one?
>>30916446>7% a yearWhat is this an Ally savings account? I double my shit every year.
>>30916557If you're in the stock market at all and not making at least 15% quarterly you should just buy an ETF and forget about it.
Uuuuuuh.... guys?
>>30916548If Gura goes forwards with her plan to act like a spoiled princess her chat would kneel in seconds, here's hoping she does
>>30916569Lurk moar
>>30915255Yo' schizo rigger-chama, you can probably contact KipperKing using Twitter.
>>30916522They have yakuza tiesJust hire them and give each holo personal bodyguard or twoThen start doxxing chinks back so their government deals with them
>>30916528One of the reasons I love her so much is because she's not a numberfag. I remember numberfags here being bothered when she wouldn't say the word "one million" on her stream and coming up with narrative's as to why she wouldn't as if management told her not to.
>>30916548Ina can only avoid being harsh because of AO-chan. She's the Ying to Ina's Yang. People complain about her severity and stern tone, but that strictness is the reason her chat is as good as it is.
>>30916560Screw that, I'll just watch on VOD.
>>30916594I'm 99% sure she's been spoiled but she's gonna pretend she doesn't know. Just because honestly, how the fuck do you not get spoiled by now.
>>30915951>never read a single Lovecraft story in her life.Wait is this true? That's kind of lame. Why would she go with the design then? At least she's learning more about them I guess. Still a disappointment though.
How far is Pekora into DDLC? I'm super tired but I want to see her panik
>>30916606She's been broken before.
>>30916569reportage, when you watch streams and report back
>>30916540How about neither?
>>30916575I want to lick her sweaty armpits
>>30916616retardchamas... the 7% a year is literally the S&P 500 average, he is talking about sticking it in an ETF and forgetting about it
Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN Ruined a Whole Generation of Womenproto-Mori's are out there you might not have a chance with her but soon there will more of her type
>>30916614Yeah that one
>>30916625I miss the one million autist.
>>30916548I think what really helps it is that the "Cult" nature of it makes it a more clearly defined community, as opposed to Gura's chat which basically just feels like an assorted collection of strangers who do whatever.
>>30916548>Kiara's and Ina are really fucking good at wrangling the retardsmaybe that's why they are the least subscribed holoEN
>>30916614I just realized I haven't seen one of those obnoxious coomerfags trying to shit all over everyone for busting a nut since I stopped going to other boards. Thank God.
>>30916645at least half an hour more >>30916560
>>30916594She knowsIt's all played up for the act. She's just replicating how she reacted the first time she did the play throughAre you really expecting a holo mem to be technical enough to navigate to the game dir?
>>30916537China is such a weird country. If you tried to pull this shit in anywhere else in the world you can most likely get the authorities on your side or have someone do something about it, but the entire issue with coco is it's never going to away,. There's nothing Cover or the Japanese police or anybody can do really. The entire situation is just a lose-lose scenario for Coco.
>>30916608I really wanted to fix my sleep schedule but Haachama decided to do something I simply can't wait for a VOD of.
>>30916569Go back.
Guys we talk about character development for the girls all the time but whos chat has the most character development?
>>30916606Mmmmmm luna posting that's baddass
>>30916434IDs don't give a fuck, the only time one of them "apologized" for something was Moona but it was practically because she would have gone to jail or killed for "defamation" laws.
>>30916412This. She literally went all the way back to base to get some leather in Minecraft because "I don't wanna kill a horsey"
>>30916652Deadbeats explain this for me!
HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID RABBIT
>>30916645nvm I scrolled up.
>>30916569cells interlinked
>>30916624I like the implication its not government sponsored.
>>30916137I love all the Ames artists give us, her mama's gentle Ame, cool bishounen Ame, gremlin Ame, sexy Ame, cute Ame...
>>30916617
>>30916569Lurk MoarRepetitionsIts unironically used constantly in fitness or practicing in real life you're just retarded or ESL
>>30916559They moved the goalpost and now they're waiting for 2M to make a proper celebration stream.
>>30915002Pretty sure her roommate's alt actively cultivated that shit.
I'm actually having fun with this Shadowverse game, even if I am only playing against the AI
>>30916616Oh of course. That's why I said even semicompetant, since even a retard can make 7% just through blind guessing.
>>30915752Jesas. Ame can complain about guramefags being obnoxious all she wants, but at least they don't depict them doing shit like this.
>>30916652She'll grow up out of it.
>>30916665And yet Kiara is raking in the most money and if Ina hadn't actively told her chat to not superchat or member her she'd be up there as well.
>>30916331ok I'll subscribe
>>30916652lmao
>>30916615gambling your last $5 on FDs isn't the same as managing 100k
>>30916647Takoyaki party off-collab onegai.
I started crying because I want to help Anya so bad.
>>30916569Repertoire
>>30916651>ARKK, ARKF, and ARKW have more than doubled this year with ARKW nearly tripling>He thinks big indexes are indicative of actually good ETF performance
>>30916387Cheering for your life reps, anon. I'm transitioning into a job that technically places me at that position, and with quarantine I just have extra income that I don't mind throwing her way. I mostly do it because it's a nice way to get (positive) feedback to here directly.>>30916430I can only feel pity for you if you're resorting to NTR.
>>30916673Well, we could start WW3 and make the rape of Nanking look like a fucking picnic.
>>30916652I'd rather have thousands of ancap moris walking around than the psuedo lesbian liberal shitheads that exist in my age group
>>30915179What is Lamy's secret? I know it falls under the GFE, but what exactly does Lamy do different or better to get these levels of gachikoi?
>>30916652How many times do I have to say that I don't want fakes, I only value the real thing.
I hate you cunts. No joke, no troll, no shitpost, I simply loathe this place now. Splitting off the general was a mistake because EN should have been banned on site. You're on par with 12 year olds idolizing your favorite youtubers, and yet you manage to be even worse because you think enjoying anime girls do the same thing makes you better than them. None of you have anything original in your heads. 5 posters will reply to the same comment acting as if you're so quirky but all say the same thing. The way you use reaction images and speed through threads is the style of posting that comes native to shitholes like /v/ and /sp/; is that a point of pride for you? 4ch isn't a site for rapid blogging, /jp/ especially. Go to twitter if you want something fast paced and in short bursts that no one wants to read. This is the only site where certain topics can have a home, and you're ruining one of the most sacred boards we have left. In the time it took to type that out, a few hundred posts will probably have been spammed, and a few hundred more will bury this soon. Because no one here wants to focus on topics and discuss, you shit out each and every thought that pops into your head as you think of it, desperate for validation. This one post alone has more effort put into it than dozens of others combined but since there's nothing in here for you to "meme" about, you'll almost certainly feel like reading this was a waste of time. If that's the case, shut off your computer and do something productive. The rest of us have wasted our lives already and want to be left in peace. There's a million different websites you can go watch pudepie as an anime girl make noises, you don't have to come here. Please, just go.
>>30916569Reploids.
>>30916322Hana will for sure quit and join as EN Gen 2, her talents are being wasted on Niji big time.
>>30916652Amberchama...
>>30916730no, but off-topic and also yearly ETF gains and thinking they're representative of longterm is kind of retarded tooame is my oshi, who's yours?
>>30916714>She'll grow up out of it.That's what Mori's parents said a decade ago and look where Mori is now
>>30916569repositories
>>30916673It's what happens when you give literally hundreds of millions of dirt farmers who shit in holes and read nothing but state propaganda access to the internet
>>30916741Alcoholic mommy GF.
>>30916705>Lurk moar>Then spoonfeedsYou're the problem
>>30916748ogey
>>30916287>Accused of being a Japanese girl pretending to be Chinese because she didn't make the cut for the main branch only because she was good at singing in Japanese>Never made a pro CCP post>Didn't even celebrate Chinese holidays aside from the new year>Doesn't live on the main land>Only had social media to share cat pictures with her mama and tweet fanart>At some point she straight up was accused of being Anti ChineseShe just wanted to sing...
>>30916748
>>3091669515 year old girl with daddy issues sometimes donates to mori. She’s a terrible influence on the youth, to be honest
>>30916741I only watched her Outer Wilds streams but I can answer thatShe has really nice voice and eager personality
>>30916748Ogey
>>30916637DDLC wasn't nearly as big in JP as here, though there was a small boom of nobodies playing it after Kizuna Ai did.>>30916594Seems blind, but could be her doing kayfabe. Peko's acting is good enough that it'll still be enjoyable regardless.
I think the reason so many artists age Ame up in fanart is because they feel too guilty being attracted to a character that appears to be much younger looking than they are. At least Nabi is still making good art of her.
>>30916748https://streamable.com/qyirta
>>30916331So she's appealing to Gamers now eh?
>>30916746Are they fakes if the follow in the way of the reaper?
>>30916569rep these NUTS NIGGA
>>30916776and she's a good singer too!
>>30916748I ain't reading that shit nigga
>>30916665Not necessarily a bad thing.
>>30916756>hana>talentHer only notable talents are having a charismatic boyfriend and being incredibly, mindnumbingly and utterly fucking bland. Like possibly the most boring "personality" that has ever existed.
>>30916748>The way you use reaction imagesYou can just ask for some pics. You don't have to copy all of that
>>30916725Don't cry.
>>30916717It was pretty funny seeing the flood of new members during that one drawing steam of Ina's when she made this
>>30916748That's nice. Now watch this dance.
>Immediately knows its haachama cooking the spider
lmao Kiara's reaction to Haachama's tarantula cooking
Zombie starts streaming in 8 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqzGD2NleG0
>>30916796Treerat already caught the coomers, Iofi had to step up her game
>>30916797Yes.
>>30916776A based chang exists other than Crepe-chama?Im surprised
>>30916748Ice cream? I love ice cream!
Bird, I love you but enough, I have other shit to watch. Please!
cute shuba
>>30916331>she's literally calling black people monkeysyes, just a tiny bit yab
>>30916559getting Gura to Japan right now would be almost impossible and I think it was gonna be some offline thing
Yes this is Amelia Watson speaking.
>>30916828Look at her go!
>kiara throwing up on streamholy shit
>>30916673Japan's useless over this sort of thing. If Coco's an American (I think someone said she was?), that changes things. The US might even get Interpol involved.
>>30916717>if Ina hadn't actively told her chat to not superchat or member her she'd be up there as well.Well that and almost never reading SCs.
Haachama's cooking stream is already kino and it hasn't even started...
>>30916748glad to see this copypasta come back from the dead
I can't believe Haachama killed Kiara.
>>30916748<span class="sjis"> O G E Y[/spoiler]
>>30916764Year over year is the new long term grandpa.I like miko, she makes funny noises.
>That fucking endingKiara is the best
>>30916563I'm aware, but I just find that most of the time she's on-screen outside of when she's sperging out she comes off as more girly than not. Probably the way she talks. Listening to her tell stories or describe her dreams for instance feels like the quintessential "here's a girl telling you a story."Was looking for the 'one free "and then"' coupon but couldn't find it, anyone have it?
>>30916748ogeyrr.at
kek kiara vomiting at the thought of eating the tarantula
>>30916845Granted.
>>30916756nah she can stay just give us her dad for StarsEN
>>30916741Gen 4 brought chaos to Hololive. Lamy brought back that gentle trad wife that salarymen were starting to miss.
haachama fucking killed my boss
>Open Kiara's stream>Someone told her about Haachama's spider>Stream ends with vomiting noisesok
>>30916673Anon, I'm a fully blooded chang myself. Me and my parents both fucking hate country of birth, the CCP really needs to get fucked sooner than later. Why do you think I'm so persistent in calling out their shit?That all said, I hope you believe me now when I say Coco is completely untouchable, save for her own mental. Fucking hang in there, reddit dragon. >>30916767No, its the result of a retarded 1 child birth policy but keeping the culture of your family name being incredibly important (Which is why raiders keep using the term honor. Remember it). which resulted in the killing of a LOT of female babies. Today, that manifests in something like 3 million more young men than women. An unironic horde of incels.
>>30916846Cute duck
>>30916652>born too early to be a shota for Mori>born too late to have my own Mori Mk.II
HAACHAMA CHAAMA
>>30916608>first night in a while Ame isn't going to do some late night streamnice, I can finally start to catch up on my sleep reps>Haachama is actually going to cook and eat a giant spider starting at 4am...ogey
>>30916776Sounds like a raw deal. Is she HK or something? What are her options?
>>30916625back then i made this clip and managed to actually goad some anon into buying a membership solely so he could download the VOD and clip it again without my censor beep. i laughed my ass off. https://files.catbox.moe/7i0hbe.mp4
>>30916846I love this duck
>>30916861Jesus I thought she was done streaming already
>>30916077This is true.Nabi has such a cute and feminine style and these artists always toss it away entirely to make Ame into some generic pretty boy.
>>30916767How is that any different than Kansas or Mississippi?
>>30916828T-The pride of Holo Idols e-everywhere...
>>30915832>$1140.99 - Indie 1Hope she sucks your dick bro
>>30916748огей
>>30916780are you saying teen girls shouldn't look up to Mori?
>>30916544Isn't that that the one that got bullied and nearly quit because of some retarded gimmick stealing accusations? I wouldn't blame her, Niji seems like a a shithole when it comes to company and fandom culture.
>>30916883Bless Haachama!
>>30916828What a cute dork.
>>30916748>>30916602
>>30916846Fuck Youtube for robbing us of the Duck's stream
>>30916877if you're so obsessed with the short term just look up largest potential gains in options for a day and experience pure fomosuisei is my jp oshi, who's your EN one?
How was the everybody collab? I was busy doing social reps
>>30916859>>30916924>>30916909Oh, you thought she was done? She's only getting started!
>>30916748K
I'm so tired, but I don't to miss this tarantula shitshow
This is what made Kiara puke btwhttps://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1340124524172386304
>>30916880gotchu teamate
>>30916913Кррыс
>>30916820>has a charismatic boyfriendWhat if her boyfriend gets poached and he joins HomoEN?
>>30916748they ogeyy'd him because he told the truth
>>30916905There are more literal countryside subsistence farmers in China with cell phones than there are people total in America
>>30916412I agree. I don't think it's so much as a divide between her being a girl and acting like a tomboy as this anon >>30916563 points out, but rather she's still undeniably a girl.>>30916880I like how you described it.
>>30916889>An unironic horde of incelsI think people underestimate that kind of inceldom. Western incels can theoretically find a women if they tried to improve and lowered their standards. A lot of chinese men will never find someone no matter what they do
>>30916606KWAUAMFBN
>>30916833>rabbit>zombie >spider why is all of this happening at the same time fuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCJKFKCUFK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqzGD2NleG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqzGD2NleG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqzGD2NleG0Starting... in 5 minutes!
>>30916310How do people constantly get stories wrong. She wanted to collect shark plushies for every milestone but SHE decided not to do it because she was gaining subs so fast. It has nothing to do with how the fans wanted her to celebrate. I see so many people here get stories wrong a lot. Stop being retards.
I can't stop thinking about this dark elf and how a tiddy cow is robbing her from me every waking moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Tm6qnVEgQI am not ready for this haachama stream. Are you prepared anons?
>>30916947>pukeNot even Emmy worthy
>>30916901Based chumbud
>Tweets immediately Haachamahttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1340211183098290177?s=19
>>30916961Monster poo Crowd pops
>>30916940great. kiara and gura were fucking around together and ina kept laughing to death over random jokes. ame was actually trying to do stuff.mori may or may not have actually ruined the collab.
>+20 (you)s to the fag with the copypastai hate you all sometimes
>>30916412Ame is literally the trinity where she is perceived as three distinct entities that are made whole as one>The masculine self. Considerate tardwrangler and protag of EN.>The feminine self. The gf stealing the hearts of goslings.>The passionate self. The obstinate gamer and streamer.
>>30916287>>30916776let's enjoy her singing...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evhQ9oo29SI&feature=youtu.be
>>30916953Honestly a much better plan than the possible idea of recruiting mid-high tier already successful male streamers and video makers.
>>30916940Very, very good. It was really fun throughout, although the beginning was a bit slow.>>30916946Peko is about to get to the Sayori scene in DDLC if you want something to watch in the meantime.
>>30916061 made me laugh take your (you)
Is this her house? Is it happening?
How is haachama even going to prepare the tarantula?I bet she's just going to toss it in boiling water.
>>30916937>OptionsI may be schitzo but even I won't fuck with options. 32% quarterly gains is good enough for me.Ina is cute, I wanna suck on her squishy hair.
>>30916904I'm trying to think of any other Holo whose fanart has changed so much of the original design but can't. It bums me out for the same reasons you listed here.
>>30916976If it helps any, I can't stop thinking about this tiddy cow and how a dark elf is robbing her from me every waking moment.
>>30916963The way you word it makes it seem as if a spider holo was about to stream.
eat the bugs
>>30916992Learn to loosen up and have some fun
>>30916973you completely misread my post. i was offering that as an illustration of what kind of thing she thought would be a nice way to mark milestones, as a contrast to the relentless demands in this thread for some huge celebration production. if you think it's irrelevant because you have some idea about what she should do, then congratulations. you are exactly the kind of idiot i am aiming directly at.
>>30916992ogey
wait did kiara actually puke on stream?
Pixel Gura uuooh....https://twitter.com/noscium/status/1339996067346178055
>>30917011I thought Hololive-CN disbanded?
>>30916993Kiara mama is concerning.
Shes about to find Sayuri get the fuck in here
>>30916748>complains about blogposting>proceeds to blogpostogey
>>30916982>>30916993I hope Haachama just replies Haachamachama!
>>30917029no she was gagging about eating spiders
I WANNA SEE THE SAYORI SCENE IN DDLCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30916948Thanks friend, have a cookie.https://files.catbox.moe/rnp8bn.webm
>>30916982>Kiara concernfagging
>>30916960China is a fucking laughingstock that only has power because they're allowed to. If corporations got it through their fucking head that the entire country is an unstable gamble maybe they'd leave already and cut it off altogether.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>30916976I want Flare to fuck Noel>>30917016Noel please rape Flare
Luna's Live2D update is super cute. She got it after a year, so hopefully we'll have Gura 2.0 by September 2021.
Reminder that Haachamachama is going to style on everyone else in approximately 30 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JclEHyfveVE
>>30917012nice conversation anon, enjoy your 32% quarterly gains and squishy hair and weird noises
>>30916992I'll give (You) one too if you want it that bad
>>30916940Phenomenal. Mori legitimately ruined the collab by having to leave and thus ending the collab, but she was good while she was actually there.
>rap
OLLIE HAS A BOYFRIEND NOOOOOOO
why do chat have to ruin everyhting
>>30917038Not yet, this is the depression arc. The one that happens just before the suicideCheck back in 15 min
WHAT THE FUCK!? A ZOMB RAP?!
https://youtu.be/tqzGD2NleG0REMIX
>>30917057Thank you anon I had a good time.
>>30917038There's still a bit more. Sayori depression talk and then hanging out with Yuri at MCs house. But after that...
>>30917069BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>30917048>unstable gambleYour first mistake was assuming they're looking at anything beyond quarterly earnings reports.
>sayori scene coming upoh fuck oh god
>>30916741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18mZVTpWCOo
Who's the singer?
>>30917016>visible from behindThis will never not be hot
>>30917054I can't wait for the thread
>>30916921Roa is the one that did the bullying, she's been in self-imposed exile for a while now
>>30916979I was born ready, motherfucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW6eLiP1-Zs
>>30916992All you needed to do was ask, anon.
>>30917016We should form a support group>>30917050Stop that.
>>30916748Are you ok friend?
>>30917029YeahThat wasn't gagging
>>30917087
God I love Gura's bare ass.
>>30917044she cut off the stream abruptly while she was gagging, mighta puked after
>>30917069me, so long losers
>>30916741Mommy GF with a really soft voice.
>streaming the game for 3 hours >she just got to the depression scene wtf why is she being so slow?
>>30916992
>>30917104かわいい
>>30917016Noel please rape me.
Too many good streams
>>30916944Suisei is so fucking cute, it should be illegal to be this cute
>>30917104So cute.
I probably have an unhealthy obsession with my hololive but I still think that my memberships alone are reasonable amount of money to spend for the entertainment they provide. Throwing money at a streamer purely for the attention seems less healthy than a gacha addiction. All of the ENs probably make enough money from salary, sponsorships, ads, and memberships that the money means significantly less to them than you.
>>30917080I just realized this... but what is with the rigging of her side buns? They seem weirdly flat.
>>30917113we're gonna get deleted AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30917116That's hot
ID is allowed to have superchats now?
>>30917087hang on, it's not time yet.
>>30917031AHHH PIXEL CUNNY UUUOOOOOHHHHHH
>>30917051I hope Cover is not retarded enough to wait that long
>>30917054I have to take my cat to the vet in seven hours. Let me sleep woman.
Challenge for you guys:https://streamable.com/0qm5b5Watch this without laughing
>>30917121reading dialogue out loud plus overreacting when any decision pops up.
>>30917121she's narrating the whole thing
>>30917087I'M READY FOR YABAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30916960Yes, which WAS good for Cover back when they were struggling to survive. But also bad, because overly zealous Wolf Warriors breach containment more often than schizos from here. Worse still, the forces meant to keep them in check (Anons assblasting doxxfags, for example) actively encourage their behavior.>>30917048See also: Great Leap Forward, which involved genociding every single sparrow/swallow they could. Thing is, that lead to a (predictable) explosion in the locust population, leading directly to mass famine. Sasuga, Mao.NONE of this negatives of this shit can be publically talked about. Hell, its a danger to do so even in your own home if you don't explicitly trust your guests. The situation there is incredibly fucked for the people who are trapped. They're few, but they exist.
>>30917144Monetization was opened for Reine and Ollie yes, dagger is delayed a bit due to lacking stream time
>>30917121Reading every line out loud and talking about what's happening
>>30916904When you point it out like that, I find it sad. There are so few artists that depict Amelia in the same cute and feminine way that nabi-mama does. I would say Hitsu is one of the rare ones, I'm glad Amelia likes her art especially.
>>30917018I wish
>>30917048If the coof didn't make them realize this, nothing will. Nobody wants to fuck with them, entire nations turn a blind bye to their atrocities because of profits.
>>30917029yeah, into my mouth
>>30917016So can her model remove the sweater? Because by God, if it can...
Wait, how do you pronounce Passpartout? It's just 3 words in one, right? Pass part out?
>>30917047She fucked it up by not saying, "peesa cookie"
>>30916748>the most sacred board we have left>on 2020
>>30916828>>30916944i love this cute shounencon
>>30917154I was cracking up at this part. She was so confused as to why it was funny but just kept laughing at it. Reminds me of when I first found baneposting on /tv/.
>>30917104What’s she looking at?
>>30916748hi anon, you might enjoy a discord server where they talk about Hololive!
>>30917011Considering how she usually cooks, the water won't even be boiling
>>30917029Haachama is gonna puke when she tries eating the spider https://youtu.be/JclEHyfveVE
>>30917144They're allowed to receive it now, it's just that Indonesians can't send SCs. It's mostly just legal red tape to try and stop money laundering.
>>30917196Pass Par Toe
>>30916331WHAT the fuck iofibased
Kiara vs Haachama's spider
>>30917029She was just doing it for the impact factor at the end of the stream, it was a joke...right?
>>30917193I don't think I would survive.
>>30917121She wasting time with poem shit, this rabbit whores is slow, holy shit.
>>30917212
>>30917031UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30916976>>30917016I can't stop thinking of boning both of them at the same time.
>>30917196Pass-pah-too, it's french
Is anyone archiving Ollie's stream in case of yabs?
>>30916993Fucking concernfags
>>30917154Ame going from not getting Bane posting to detecting it in chat is so cute.
>>30917121read a book anonthen read it again, but speak everything outwhat one was faster?
>>30917196Pass Par Too
>>30917133I just do it to show some extra appreciation sometimes. Not through the money per se but with a nice message that I know will get read. Even if they'll forget about it within the hour, that's fine with me.An engaging enough SC is also good for content if it prompts a more detailed response/tangent, but that's not something I fish for.
>>30917221yeah Kiara had an indo admitting to using a VPN to send her 100 usd
>>30916331basado
>>30917031ToT
>>30916748https://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4
>>30916331Holy BASED Iofi!
>>30917198>She fucked it upnopestill cute
>>30916331WTF How about Watermelons and Mangoes
>>30916901They ROBBED herShe wanted a celebration stream Fuck cover
They are lovers.
>>30917154Watching this part with her was so delightful. I'm glad it's stuck around in her brain since then too.
>>30917271Man, I miss watermelon....
>>30916992>>30916602
>>30917275meds
>>30917243This is very much acceptable
>>30916748Lmao get fucked retard
>>30916331>BananaLivesMatter>mocking BlackLivesMatter>using bananas, the stereotypical favoured food of monkeys>black people are monkeysholy fuck Iofi
>>30917133I find it's easier to let people spend their excess money how they want instead of questioning it all the time.
I just woke up. How were the collabs after Ina's karaoke? Which ones are worth watching?
>>30916689what happened?
>Ollie had meat for breakfast>Does not specify what kind of meatOllie has a boyfriend and she sucked his DICK
>>30917121Wait until you find out how long it took Africat to get to the sudoku scene. She didn't reach it in this stream. It took her another 5 hours next stream to get there.
>>30917176I agree; Hitsu is the only artist I can recall from memory who frequently draws get appropriately. I just wish more would have Nabi's art as reference.
>>30917212Pickle Rick
http://poal.me/mrkhe5http://poal.me/mrkhe5http://poal.me/mrkhe5http://poal.me/mrkhe5
>>30916177Don't worry, you won't be missing it very often. This is literally her second karaoke stream since debit, the last one was 3 months ago.
>>30917291All based.
>>30916331holy fucking based
>>30917101I was going to tell you that there is no way Cover would hire a known bully considering they still push the whole "big family" narrative, but they hired Pekora, so thats out the window.
>>30917176Yeah hitsu is one of the only ones to draw her with the cute feminine style nabimama gave her while keeping her breast size at the way her live 2d has, honestly some of my fave art of Ame from her
>English OnlyBased
>>30917308SYARO
>>30917307Africat can take impressively long to do stuff in any game though. Did you see her Helltaker stream?
>>30917291Yeah, I'm gonna say based
>>30916331Mori's not gonna like this...
>>30917307Everyone freaking out about Ollie being a motormouth obviously hadn't done their african desert cat reps
>>30916331Wtf I love Iofi now.
>ollie sound so tiredwhy does that make me so sad...
so how long until sayori necks herself?
>>30917133I never really say anything when I do. With the abundance of money I've saved due to not traveling + bonuses + increased salary due to the coof, I've been struggling to figure out what to even spend this excess on as I have a nice house, a sizable savings enough to last me five years unemployed where I'm at, and everything I'd want for hobbies. It's far less for attention and moreso about just showing more appreciation -- I'd do it anonymously if I could.
>>30917291wtf I love iofi now???
>>30917341Learning from Reine.
>>30916748kys faggot
>>30917335Honestly any company that claims to be "a big family" is 100% a toxic work environment with shitty people.
>>30916748>>30917213or a redditor board that they might be interested in. R/hlg on this board is a failed attempt at trying to keep certain people out, just like certain redditor boards
>>30917307>5 hours next streamNo fucking way
Ok hear me out hereHomunculus designs a holo
>>30917291Last ditch effort to get subs.
>>30917335Is Pekora's roommate really a known bully? I've never seen any actual info about it
>>30917291based is the only thing coming out of my mouth
Could KFP just shut up on other chats
>>30917154Ame's giggles are dangerous.Very dangerous
>>30916331KFPfags? Mind explaining?
>the rabbit still isn't in class yetEnd me. She's gonna reach the twist during the tarantula stream
>>30917299She made a tweet essentially saying all religions are valid basically some generic twitter normie shit, but because her country of residence is a shit hole with laws against that she had to apologize or she was legit facing charges.
>>30916992Ogey
>>30917390She punches seventeen cripples in the face everyday
>>30917402I was annoyed seeing it even though I'm t.KFP
>>30915660I want the sounds of【ASMR】はじめての!Haachama 下痢 Stream!
>>30917087See you in 10 hours for the actual yab
>>309173804.5 hours if you wanna split hairs. Anyway, my point is that Pekora's slightly slow pace could be a lot worse.
>she friendzoned sayori
god, the anticipation for that scene is killing me
>>30917372soon
You aren't going to watch Haachama
>>30916331kek
>>30917374Then save it for merch. They get more of a cut from that as well.
>>30917390Yes, she and Aqua even have history up until recently.
>>30917378Delete this.
>>30917402>>30917394Okay, that one is going back through the "special" training course.
>>30917394>>30917402Blame KFP if Luna gets cancelled for this
>>30916331i have no idea what this banana is but if i have to guess its related to gorilla stream and gorillas liking bananas. fuck western fags no word is safe anymore
>>30917431JUST MONIKA
>>30917418Thats terrible!She should just punch one cripple seventeen times, its more efficient.
>>30917409>>30917299It was something like "praise allah, thank jesus, receive blessings from buddha"
>>30917023>AnonymousShe thought it would be a nice way to mark SMALL (50K) milestones. You are comparing small milestones celebrations with big ones. No one wanted some huge celebration. Cover Corp could of let her have a "Thanks for 1 million subs" stream where she just talked and thanked her fans. It's the same thing the JP girls did. I think it's because of the Japanese honor system and Cover didn't want her showing up the other members. Plus, she probably felt bad about her fast growth and passing all these "senpai." I feel like she might not of even wanted to do it for that reason.
Ollie learn a lot from Mori
>>30917374>I'd do it anonymously if I could.I wish this were possible, but I suppose part of the appeal for most people superchatting is that they get recognized.
>>30917402He will get another round of water boarding. Do not worry.
>>30917418incredibly based
>>30917449Tell me again, how much does she pay you?
>>30917394I agree with this KFP employee. Lofi needs to change it to BananaLivesDon'tMatter.
>>30917402>>30917394He's retarded no one watches iofi so no one can get mad about it
>>30917291Annnd subscribed.
>>30917341All Gen 2 should just embrace the the fact that they are basically EN 1.5 already. Two down, one more to go.
>>30917323>>30917356based? based on what?
>>30917212Kiaras nose.
>>30917463everything she ever said about THE BIG WOW CELEBRATION STREAM was in response to people fucking nagging her about it. once they stopped, she dropped it. learn to read the fucking room.
>>30917383When's Uno Makoto gonna design a Holo?
>>30917341>>30917376They're not, they both still translate but i'm guessing they've adopted more English because the SC are mostly English
God Ollie's tired voice is so fucking sexual
1 you and i'll post zussy
>>30917488Based on my cock
>>30917394>>30917402What hashtag is he talking about?
>>30917488
>>30917394I cringe every time I see their stupid name come up in donations and chat. especially when it happens to indies
>>30917488bringe
>>30917465She’ll get there
>>30917488#BasedLivesMatter
>>30917429true, but still that's pretty slow, I'm actually impressed
>>30917465Is she farting more? I should start watching her
>>30917275I remember she was crying a lot back then and Ame and Ina had to support her, she was basically an emotional wreck
>>30914802ALRIGHT YOU USELESS FAGGOTS WHO ALLOWED THIS. Hachaama's cooking stream is in 15mins. Are you fuckers ready to die?
>>30917394>>30917402>changes it to #SaveTheNiggers
>>30917491kek
>>30917390She invites a JP member into discord and verbally berates them 30 minutes before every stream. Recently she's become almost psychotic now that Gura is so far ahead of her in subs, demanding secret off collabs so she can force the girls to eat entire carrot cakes that she makes in her free time.
>>30917394>>30917402I think it's a fair thing to warn her about, if the alternative is getting a forced vacation and ritual harassment until Maoist struggle session apology by a pack of blue hair crybabies.
Wouldn't everything be better if Mori were moved into the singing-only branch? She could collab with such exciting senpais as AZKI and...
>>30917491I swear that thing gets bigger every time this is posted.
>>30917478-$5 per month and we're grateful for it.
>>30917394worst fanbase sasuga
>>30917409
RUN GURA RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN
has Risu had any big yab moments yet?
>>30917498>indobux under otherlmao
>>30917529Fuck off.
>>30917527Wtf I love Pekora now.
>>30917488Based on characters created for Hololive and Hololive EN
>>30916900She's Taiwan. She's going out with a 3D stream and not coming back, unless YAGOO pulls a miracle out of his ass. >>30916997I love listening to her. I hope she continues singing and that somehow we can hear her again
preggo gura aka gureggo aka greg
>>30917508Yeah, I got one in my tiny indie's chat that wont shut the fuck up.
Guys help. Explain to me how a 20year old pretending to be a child and occasionally just randomly saying "Naaaaa~" can make me so comfy?
>>30917491kek and I thought Calli was the Jew
>>30917409>>30917544Imagine living in that mentally ill country.
>>30917394>>30917402He's not wrong that retards will take it the wrong way and I'd rather not see iofi forced to take a 3 week break for politics
Kiryu Coco agrees to have hot, passionate sex with you, but on the one condition that you both scream "NEXT MEME!!!!" at the top of your lungs as you cum. Do you accept?
>>30917491Bird beak
>>30917394>>30917402No one watches Iofi anyways, nothing to worry about
>>30917570>20year oldoh you sweet summer child
>>30917545She broke the illusion that vtubing is like wrestling.
>>30917394Iofi just got 200% more based
ollie voice today isnt that strong and energetichttps://youtu.be/tqzGD2NleG0
>>30917559Onegai, Yagoo... A new Hololive gen0, she deserves it...
>>30917545No, she's smarter than that. The only yab I can think of in regards to Risu was a narrative about her not appropriately thanking a big donation
>>30917565dangerously based
>>30917573Nothing really came out of it so it seems tame for muslim standards
Ollie would probably be pretty popular if she streamed at real burger hours
>>30917565Bless
>>30917593but god is it sexy
>>30917545no, she's boring
>>30916331I will now watch and support this girl
>>30917488Just like this:https://youtu.be/VXTZOCvjPxg
>>30917579Realistically yes so I don't die a virgin, but I wouldn't enjoy it and I wouldn't let her stay the night.
>>30917583>oh you sweet summer childoh you nigging niggy nigger
>>30917508Sorry, I'm one of those, but I don't spam messages. I'm kinda lazy editing it out my name
>>30917544THAT'S IT?!!!Oh Moona please come here, we'll treat you right and give you all the burgers you want
Damn, I kinda miss the germlin.
>>30917538One Vision, One Purpose!Tenchou LIVES!
>>30917506
Why is Ollie drawing a zoomed-in Gura chest
>>30917579Without question
will I get banned if I make multiple accounts to get over the $500/day limit?
phone-posters are people too and they deserve rights
>>30917545people would have to actually watch the ID girls for them to have yab moments
>>30917579That would be the plan either way.
>>30917545Iofi almost fired Risu for losing her pen
>>30917626YAB
Oops, redditors arrived, poor Loaf
>>30917545NNN, DDD, breaking toxic idol fans delusions, also go watch her plug and play clip
>>30917491
>>30917626basbasedbbebeed
>>30917626Holy shit, Ollie's eating her own farts.
>>30917626did she get stung by bees?
Does anyone have the mod chat for Ina's karaoke stream today on hand? I know it was mostly (if not all) Amelia.
>>30917545Nah she's just based
>>30917641This is false.
>>30917626what the fuck
>>30917632
>>30917641Yabai
>>30917612this video will never fail to make me laugh
>>30917596I mean those are all legal religions in the country anyways so I doubt she would get charged for blasphemy. Probably would get a lot of stink eyes for sure tho.
>>30917394>>30917402Believe me, no one hates these niggers more than other KFP. They go around acting like retards and give us a bad name.
>>30917577She can easily use the ESL excuse.
>>30917298No Ame ruined it
>>30917545>30 days of making vague cooming jokes >Not a yab
>>30916701It really isn't, a smal jap tech company isn't worth the CCP's time. The implicit approval is that the bigname CN weebs/ringleaders organizing this shit can stir up trouble only up to the point where they don't cause any harm/profit loss domestically.Given that the Asus tard was fired within the day, I'd say anything that affects profits of chinese branches, due to Holo antis will be "dealt wiith."
>>30917626looks like a front butt
>>30914802this shit is consuming my life.
>>30917607i think she's becoming more comfortable now
>>30917545She told me that Pekora wasn't like the Undertaker
ENTERCHICKEN
epic chikim enter
>>30917545She collab'd with Pikamee
Kiara leeching an Indog? shameful.
>>30917665
>>30917547AWOOOOOOGA HUBBA HUBBA BOOBA MOMMY
>>30917545she's fucking unfunny ans boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JclEHyfveVEHaachama in 9 minutes.
>>30917648chumguts??
>>30917545There was that time Moona actually hit her onstream but that's more of a Moona yab than a Risu yab
>>30917675No Mori ruined it
>>30917394>>30917402Of course it'll be the KFP to stir some shit up
>>30917648Eh, better have people taking it with humor
>ARS 100
>>30917545she refused to let the stream hear her fart
>>30917573Anon all countries are mentally ill they just have a different flavor of illness China has paranoid skitzophrenia, Russia is depressed , America is not only bipolar but also sociopathic, Japan has agoraphobia and Stockholm syndrome
I'll like to go on the defense for this artist since he(she?) obviously doesn't understand English at all, so having these art instead inspired by their lore sets it apart from the othersAlso I love bloodborne
>>30916776I only watched 3 karaokes and the babby stream but she captured me.
>>30917641No. I usually phonepost from bed in the evenings, but I deserve a ban for that.
>>30917626that's a big coochie, from which holos did she got that part
>>30917701FUCK, HURRY UP AND GET TRAUMATISED ALREADY YOU GODDAMN RABBIT MY DAUGHTER IS STARTING SOON
>>30917579Only if she gores my shoulder with her horn during
>>30917579Like a the Fist of the North Star.
>>30917612Bugs can be based I guess
Sleepy Ollie voice...
>>30917682What is?
ENTER
>>30916331>>30917291Dangerously based
>>30917641I am currently phoneposting and I disagree.
Zombies drawings have soul.
>>30917491Now this only needs hands rubbing together over numbers.
>>30917444Doesn't Aqua love that shit?
>>30917642J>>30917680>>30917700Like most Holo
>>30917674True, but best to save the ESL excuse for real yabs
>>30917717What are you talking about?
>>30917491This joke is going to be driven into the ground faster than Moripog
>oliie sound so tired and no energy at all>tenchou in chat>all time high energyall she need is her senpai looking at her
>>30917579Where's the downside? The moment we do that, we'd burst out laughing and spend the rest of the night giggling at each other until we fall asleep in each other's warm embrace...
Chicks with dicks cumChicks with cocks cumChicks with dicks and tits and cocks cum
>>30917579Bitch I scream that anyways whenever I cum.
>>30917739All of it. The threads. the girls, the feel when no gfGet me off this ride
>>30917702Guraposters are almost all /pol/ This is a true rrat
>>30917752cope SEAnig
>>30917696wtf she even dont spare indog? just hoe much attention this woman wants
>>30917714What about Aussies?
>>30917626
>>30917727Ayame
>>30917758I want a chimkin x zombi collabenough energy to power a small developing nation
>>30917545She changed 180 degrees after some time to the point of not caring about big superchats anymore and got some real hate from hlg back then
>>30917641False some of this threads top draws phone post as per Dave meltzer
>>30917626yab
Kiara's making Ollie really nervous, cute.
>>30917722Anon phone posting is fine mainly because it means the esls out there don’t have to feel as bad when one of us fat fingers while typeing or autocorrect makes us seem retarded
>>30917765It's only beginning
>>30917775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JclEHyfveVE
when will gura finally give us the :_guraPog: member emote? what's the holdup?
What does tarantula taste like?
>>30917756Calliopog is eternal.
>>30917786to be fair only fags send superchats anyway
>>30917675Yeah, that WHORE ruined it by being so FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>30917704yeah, mori ruined it by being contractually bound to employment and being a workaholic dork AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30917765You're gonna suffer with the rest of us and you're gonna like it
Can't kiara stop leeching for fuck's sake
Hurry up Peko, it's almost tarantula time.
>>30917765Focus on only one of them (or 2 if they dont stream much).
HURRY YOU STINKY BUNNY
>>30917717If you type their name on twitter theres someone who tries to translate his stuff into rough english. It was pretty edgy but when that last comic had cancer in it i almost tapped out. i still gave them a follow cause i like the art
>Ollie drawing a brown dick on Kiara
>>30917154Lost at "it sounds like a fandub" cause sometimes the truth is whats funniest
Kill the thread, haachama soon>your oshi>Favorite story line (book, game, etc.)
>>30917775He already mentioned chinks mate.
>>30917759Is there such a thing as a Coco gosling?
>feather earringsOllie your Kiara reps
>>30917755Ame and Ina guro imagesets
>>30917545She had a lewd art tag but then had to get rid of it because pornography is haram in indonesia.
>>30917717I enjoy their artstyle and find romanticized gore and body horror to look really nice. I'd post similar artists to compare but they're not related to hololive.
>>30917755The brewing proxy war between gura and ina tribalists
>>30917825GuraHalo
>>30917801>Pekora still hasn't gotten to hanging scene yetFuck, hurry up peko I wanna watch Haachama
Ollie still not recovered since latest GOI mindbreak....
>>30917394>>30917402That faggot's name really annoys me.
>>30917816That's probably for the best. I feel like I'm constantly playing catch up on Ame's minecraft stream. between her and Gura, I don't know how much else I can do here. I like to watch Coco when she streams some stuff like Karaoke though. I love that bitch.
>>30917775Aussies are just fucking crazy maybe rabies or something that eats the brain
>>30917804
>>30916997https://www.bilibili.com/audio/au1928516https://www.bilibili.com/audio/au1873163https://www.bilibili.com/audio/au1863249https://www.bilibili.com/audio/au1863151https://www.bilibili.com/audio/au1172186Yagoo is going to regret letting her go. Her singing is just too good.
>>30916915Only when they're on their knees.
>>30914842Good, Emojis are soulless
>>30917825InaDrakengard/Nier
>>30917825AmeWhite Album 2 (VN)
>>30917154her laugh and the thread going full baneposting that was a good day
Thats one big baguette
>>30917717I love his art, and I rather enjoy the darker theme and tone. Plus I like Iname art in general
>Are you my mama, Kiara?last stream she said no>i will not make a statement about that without my lawyerOllie is illegitimate, SHE'S A BASRARD
>>30916331
>>30917857It's for her own good as well.
Are Moona and Pekora gonna offcollab soon
I was going through the group collab again and... how the fuck is Mori still basically the same level of awkward that she was during their first one? Is she really so busy that she barely talks to anyone but Kiara? It was actually annoying me how stilted she was most of the time, like this was their first time interacting.
>>30917825RobocoI have no mouth and I must scream
>Kiara won't make a statement about Ollie being her and Mori's daughter without a lawyer presentNarratives?!?!??!
>>30917825GuraJak and Daxter trilogy
>>30917841Does Pekora not know about the twist? Oh no no no
>>30917873why is she so fat
>>30917825kiarawarframe's lore. its just cool.
>>30917877Autism
>>30917825>Ame>The Foundation Series
>>30917825Kiara Titanfall 2
>>30917888Too much McDonalds.
>>30917873Aaa ghoul gargoyly
>>30917825AmeSanderson's Mistborn
Don't mind me just contributing to the death of a thread.
>>30917822Ollie please I keep my sfw and nsfw entertainment separate and do not let them touch
>>30917888She's pregnant, anon.
>>30917875Pekora lost interest when she found out Moona wasn't fat
>>30917857Yagoo and Coverr have already said Yogiri can trransfer over but she's said she's pretty much done with Vtubing as a whole and is going to pursue other things in the future.
>Ame shows up in someone else's chat>"Such a wholesome girl, always looking out for her fellow holos!">Kiara shows up in someone else's chat>"AAAARGGHH WHAT IS THAT LEECH DOING?!?"
>>30917857Pretty sure it wasn't up to him since CN wasn't fully Cover's, no idea why he doesn't just bring her back in another form in another branch though.
>>30917869Of course, Haachama is their real daughter.
>>30917880must have something to do with abortion...
>>30917829>>30917837Oh now I remember, kinda overdramatic but well drawn.
>>30917825AmeliaI wish more could've been done with FFXII's lore.
>>30917880Evading child support obviously
>>30917825AmeShinsekai Yori (From the New World)
>>30917842she's probably also worried about slipping out some yabs given her previous passpartout stream. gotta feel for her. trying to draw, speak in a non-native language, read chat, and filter her inappropriate humor, all while speaking a mile a minute.
she's drawing this with a mouse?
>>30917825OllieThe nameless city - H.P Niggerman
>Your oshi>The most obnoxious and useless information you have in your brain
>>30917922SEAnig hours pls understand
>>30917825Gura I liked the call of duty modern warfare storyline until 3 cried when roach and ghost died
>>30917922correct
Why a baguette?
What if Pekora starts laughing at the hanging
>>30917852Eh. Meat is meat, I guess. I'd be concerned about internal organs though. Don't like that shit.
>>30917927Does she or her family live in china? How far would the chinks go?
>>30917559>TaiwanSo there's a chance...
>>30917922Bait but so far Kiara's only been gunning the JP's chats
>>30917825AmeAyreon
That's a large bread.
>>30917877She didnt seem that bad. Part of it was probably minecraft. She has no idea what the fucks going on in that server, what belongs to who, what farms they have or anything. She might feel a little out of place since shes really only gotten lost and dug a hole in a wall.
>>30917825Ina>UNREAL BLACK THINGS
>>30917857She's so lovely.
>>30917873Her chin is wider than her thighs...
>>30917873The more I look at this the funnier it gets cause there's just so much effort put into something fundamentally wrong. God look at the proportions.
>>30917922Theyre just joking anon kun *chu*
>>30917857She choose to leave vtubing anon.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA KUSO USAGI HURRY UP
>>30917825GuraRance
>>30917957> HAv HA> HA< HA^ SHE's FUCKING DEAD YABAIOOOOguarenteed
>>30917641No we don't. Fuck (You)
>>30917825Amelia Bloodborne lore/DS3 dlc lore
>>30916748>Wanna ogey but no image slotsThis is not Ogey.
>Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN they're actually not earrings but real feathers coming from my skin!!too bad that message got missed by Ollie
>Luna fully committing to singing in that voice I got to say thats pretty based
>>30917948AmeTons of stupid shit you can do in Ruby, I guess
>>30917948Ame>ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.
>>30917869So Ollie has some chicken in her Jesus just how many Holos did they cram into one body
So this is the power of KFP.
"thank you for coming, im really happy when you're coming"ollie... thanks i came hard
Pekora fucked up, the spider takes precedence.
>Someone with tasteYeah bad taste, sorry Ollie
>>30917985She's taking so fucking looooooong
>>30917879I'm playing the game version of this right now and it's real good. I just finished the black girls route and giggled at how pissy journos would get the whole time I played it.
IT'S SO CLOSE, I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
>>30917880>Narratives?!?!??!Kiara doesn't want to intrude upon her lore and let her develop on her own without takamori baggage
gura really makes me feel appreciated as a fan. the way she talks to us—even if she is teasing or making fun of us—is so sweet and affectionate.
>>30917957No matter what she does I'll still crack up at seeing her retarded smiling face react to a girl being hung.
>>30918017sorry anon that's my cock
>>30917594If she stayed she would get flamed harder than even Coco. They might even find her IRL.
>>30917900It just stands out really badly now, since everyone else has gotten much more comfortable. Even Ina had a hilarious moment in there and mori is just there randomly spouting out her weird lines she always repeats.
>>30917948GuraA whale's penis is also known as a dork.
>>30917873Cute but her jaw is huge
KILL DA THREAD FASTER HUMMIES!
>>30917825MoriI liked Raptor Red
>>30917984She would still continue being a vtuber if it weren't for the whole incident
>>30917996the baby voice? its nice when she doesnt though https://files.catbox.moe/eabh3t.webm
she has mumps?
>>30917948AmeliaReminding people to unclench your jaws. A lot of people subconsciously grind their teeth.
>>30918021Nice.
IT BEGINS
>zaughterOllie you don't have to do this joke, keep your lore to yourself
So when will Ollie add KFP to her name?Also HAACHAMA IS UP!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JclEHyfveVE
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
>>30917827Undoubtedly. Coco's got that type of personality where if she was your girl you could say that she's also your best friend and it wouldn't even be a lie. She ain't my oshi but she's definitely got an appeal to her.
>>30917880Ollie is like 1/16 her child because only mori and kiara survived the dark ritual that created Ollie just see the cn branch if you want to know where they got the rest of the materials for that abomination
HAACHAMA CHAMA
HAACHAMACHAMA
>>30918018too fucking real
>>30917873I didn't know Gura had Down's
IT'S STARTING
>>30918028STOP ORK POSTING IN MY HOLO THREAD YOU BRUTE
>>30917948Ameyou can evade The Pursuer's Dark attacks by standing right behind him
AYAME *might* ACKNOWLEDGE INA'S TWEET TOMORROW
>Peko is going to think the Sayori scene happens because she went with Yuri
>>30918034that voice sounds so fucking weird on that body
did yall notice that ollie stop doing her usual filler words (translating to indog)is this finally over? ollie..
>>30918028RIGHT AWAY BOSS
>>30917873she looks like syndrome
>>30917948GuraThere are only 80 breeds of cockroach that humans encounter
>>30917825AmeI really liked Shadowbringers' MSQ.
Haachama NOW
Is it a male spider? Or a female spider?
>>30917966Yeah I'm holding out a faint hope that her saying she won't be reincarnating is a giant swerve, and that she's graduating from Hololive and moving to INNK.
>>30918040Thanks
>>30917948>Ina>In Smash64 if you go to Link's stage and find a small solid platform (you can't go through it) you can abuse a glitch to get 999% damage. The glitch consists of going to aforementioned small platform, tossing a bumper item upwards, shielding until you forcibly shieldbreak yourself, and aligning yourself dead-center of the landed bumper on the small platform. It'll cause the item to perpetually hit you without ever running out nor knocking you away and at increased %'s. The only way to stop getting hit is to actively move yourself left or right.
DIE THREAD YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
>>30918067WE ORKZ POSTING FOR DA WARBOSS HAACHAMA
>>30918072I got a small laugh, thanks.
Time to watch this retard cook a tarantula
Ollie dming papa
>>30918024It's actual autism. Just at her playing with Gura's door during the beeping contest.
HAWCHAHACHACHACHAHAHAMAMAMAMAMMAMAM
>>30918074pfft yeah and my mother's coming back
This music melts my blain every time
THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
Kill this bread!
>>30918108I'm terrified.
is this a new opening?
>>30917559>>30917594>>30917966The rrat I heard was that she was done with v-tubing and possibly would've self graduated at some point in the near future to pursue some sort of singing career.
>>30918079she said at the start that she's skipping it because it's too hard while drawing.
Please tell me the tarantula isn't still alive
https://files.catbox.moe/3lr4qn.wav>chumbuds will defend this
RATE THE STREAM
Kill the thread already it's almost time for HAACHAMA
THREE STREAMS AT ONCE LET'S GOOOOOO
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT, HAACHAMA
>>30918131yeah im not downloading this
>>30918058collab ban exists for a reason
>>30918108Please understand it's more like powder
>>30918128She posted a picture and it's some precooked/dried tarantula from the internet
Someone find a spider for the next OP
>>30918060that's why her eyes keep spazzing out
>>30918131by me
>>30918142FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
Mori confirmed transgender
+1
>>30918126goslingpointinggunatforehead.jpg
>>30917825InaThe Olympics narrative
>>30918153Yagoo spider
>>30918104Noel is in the ホロライブ
>>30917927I guess Cover could hire her as a musical teacher or something.
Ollie stop you don't need to follow your retarded chat's joke be your own zombie not some zaughter
HAACHAMA IS COOKING A FUCKING SPIDERGET IN HERE
HURRY UP YOU FUCKING RABBIT. I WANT YOU TRAUMATIZED BEFORE ANY COOKING STARTS
>>30918067WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
>>30914802>>>
Towa...
>haachama was serious
i love you, gura.
GURA'S CUNNY
Haachama sucks.
>ordered on Amazon Kek
>>30918201She gotta hurry then
I WANT SORA TO SIT ON MY FACE