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Alright bros...>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRFbVM6lVeM>Koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzDBqJ7jtk>Sorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61G-NGCd3PY>Watamehttps://youtu.be/TiFqaj_H09Q>Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4nZ52k4lhw>Marinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uNX5MNp8Sk>Suiseihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVmrs8ZlZh0>Aquahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go2JRGbhlE0>Pekorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSILRBiaNZM>Akihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DcbW9xWbJY>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNw98qYjLMU>Moonahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhwAuC0CCK0
I love all the Hololive EN girls!Amelia!Mori!Gura!And last but not least, Kiara!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYXO0zc-rO4>my p key isnt responsive sometimes and i kept typing asspartoutAme's huge asspartout!
>>30876200>No ReineExplain.
this one
The stream is on fire, and there's no vtuber on the screen.And the supas are all muddied with a thousand lonely goslings.And a dark screen shows.We're trapped in the belly of this horrible stream.And the stream is buffering to death.The chat has fallen down.And the the sponsorships are all leeringAnd the numbers are all dead at the bottom of the screen.It went like this:vtubers toppled in on themselvesUsers clutching supasPicked through chatand deleted their postsThe webpage was beautiful being frozenAll loading sheels spinning infintleyEverything washed in that black void hazeShe said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful-This is truly the last stream"She grabbed my handAnd we fell into it.Like a daydreamOr a fever.
Gura and Ame are very fond of each other.
10 minutes bros.
Polka oruka?
>>30876206>>30876200https://youtu.be/TvONvLILHTUhttps://youtu.be/TvONvLILHTUhttps://youtu.be/TvONvLILHTU
>>30876205The parting of Ame's ass.. Moses' greatest deed..
Reine's autistic clapping is cute
>>30876191Wouldn't that be assartout?
>>30876205That's what she gets for ground pounding satellites.
The truth is, all of the holos are getting fat. The amount of times holos either talk about food or are eating on stream. That's the only number that matters
>>30876203Hachaama.........
>>30876212I can't wait for survivalist gamer Phoenix Mama
AHEMI HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori is a cute dork and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.Fuck tribalistfags.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
Which holo has no one to spend Christmas with and will stream for us?
>>30876205>already scheduledAme is very hardworking and addicted!
>>30876200I WANT TO WATCH MY OSHI AND HER GIRLFRIENDI DON'T WANT TO PLAY FUCKING RPGSTHEY SUCKEBERRON SUCKS5e SUCKSI'M GOING TO PRETEND TO HAVE A WORK MEETING AND FUCK OFF
I bet you idiots actually reply to bait
>>30876191I fucking love this woman.
Has Pekora acknowledged Amelia
Wait, did Reine actually finish the game? Holy shit.
>>30876200Thank you for the info
>>30876145I will never concern post on her streams because telling people what do as a stranger just does not work and ruins their mood. But I'm getting really worried for the girl.
>>30876205>assfartout
>>30876205lmao she really let the ass thing get to her ever since the shitposting on Ina's chat huh? Love this gremlin
Japanese prime time is here you know what that means, time to watch 12 different Hololive streamers because you've lost control of your life friends, where we at?
>>30876200Alsohttps://youtu.be/CpFJx3MP5pg
>>30875892Don't forget the idiot who recently announced publicly that she's applying to both the NijiEN and HoloEN singers roles. She got into the finalists for the first holoEN auditions and had a chance at getting the Nacho-mama design over Gura.
>>30876240All
>successedTurkey, your English reps...
>>30876225Based.The only Holo who's not getting fatter apparently is Gura, we need to strike her down.
Anya with glasses!
>>30876248She's done a few days of career mode, hasn't beaten it or anything.
Cute couple
>>30876200time to watch my boy be friends with her chicken
>>30876216Polka oruyo!
>>30876244I reply to the "latinx" poster
>>30876216Subaru called her during her stream; Polka spent her money on gacha again
>>30876240Mori's already promised two streams on Christmas (date and unarchived karaoke). I hope we get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy9UsKiYqoc during the latter.
>>30876236Holy based.
DUHHH IM GOOORAH
>>30876244This bait? I dont mind
Someone have the link for the Ame Space video?
>>30876200>Korone>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzDBqJ7jtkWhat am I watching?And Suisei and Aki streaming the same game.
>>30876264It probably a lie for attention
>>30876292Don't be so mean, Ame.
>>30876200Hope they announce the song during the collab, I've gotta miss it though.
>>30876216>>30876284How did humanity ended up wanting to fuck a fennec clown
Oh boyhttps://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1339925481135566848/photo/1
>>30876240Ame and Haachama will be spending it together.
>>30876208Based and godspeed you black emperor pilled
>>30876112wonder how this guy feels about mori now, kek
How do you play simultaneous on holotools?
>>30876205Teabraps?
>>30876292Very soulful
>>30876206to be fair, she's wrapping up
>>30876292That has to be something she has already said word-for-word.
>>30876257she probably has anxiety atm and a high from all the fun she is having from streaming to take her mind off the fact that this christmas she will be alone irl, I still believe Ame's rampant streaming is mostly escapism, I will start to worry once this girl can no longer sleep beyond 4 hours
>>30876292It's over, Detective. No more meanie posting
>>30876279Good enough. She got the food critic first try even with the streamer brain debuff.
>>30876247yes twice as far as I remember>during her Thief Simulator when she was going to Watson House>when Pekora was building something in Minecraft 2 weeks ago she started counting in English 1..2..3.....8 and mentioned Ame's rail autism
>>30876292She did good with her hair
>>30876289>Christmas unarchived karaokegood for you Deadbeats, I'm not jealous in the slightest
>>30876283swap the dress and suit tenchou needs to be tuxchou
>>30876292Ame stop being a bully to your shark wife
>>30876219Man, she speaks so fast and with barely any accent. Why is she even an ID?
>>30876203Don't post tenchou if you're gonna be rude.
Are you ready?
>>30876200>>30876219Based 35p
>>30876305Arthur Christmas watchalong.
>>30876261hiding from the content deluge under my blankets
>>30876317probably satisfied by being rightand butthurt over how successful she ended up being
>king
>>30876240all of holoEN
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1339925481135566848 the watchalong to end them all
>>30876357She want to cook tarantula??
>>30876312nice boathttps://files.catbox.moe/xcg7sg.webm
>>30876292>Gura drawed Ame cutely in a swimsuit>Ame just bullies her insteadDoes Gura have the Stockholm syndrome?
>>30876203UNITY
>>30876262Blue Ame a cute!
>>30876394she's just M
>>30876366Thanks.
>>30876292Friendly reminder ame is an M and gura is an S and all the fanart is wrong.
>>30876351>Ame stop being a bully to your shark wifeGura stomps Ame whenever she has the chance,Gura also makes Ame lick and suck her toes from time to time anon
>>30876203And Ina?
>>30876400Ame already dropped she's an S though
>>30876236based
>>30876400Gura is M for Ame, but S for her chat.
>>30876368Get the FUCK out of bed and stream, Ayame!
>>30876405Cool story, Gura. Don't let Ame hear this.
>>30876404They are not aware of the lore, they are not even aware that Gura goes nopan
>>30876412didn't ame say she wants her friends to beat her up?
Reine's laugh is so fucking weird
>>30876262>unlistedWhy tho
>>30876379The collab I didn't know I wanted.
>>30876379Wait what? Why though?
>>30876430Couldnt get member only to work
>>30876259>shutin with a thing for nerdy guys suddenly drowning in male attentionShe's loving it
>>30876225Based
>>30876394The less interested one always has the lion's share of the sway in a relationship, anon.
>>30876349Hehe
>>30876429She's terrified.
>>30876415Maybe she just goes ballistic when lewd time comes?
So what's the sleepover collab? Are they going to fuck?
>>30876394Well ame wanted to be beaten the shit up of her...
>>30876379Is that the anime about nice boats?
>>30876457they already have
>>30876379>School Days is an anime about how cheating on someone can really end up messing with their head and lives and how the human heart and mind are very fragile and how friendship is very precious and when destroyed in the worst way, it can have the worst consequences.ya be
>>30876415But Gura's chat also bullies her...
>>30876191Ame's fat asspartout
>>30876430Chat is member-only, probably fucked the stream setting like certain someone recently.
>Reine please break me like you break those plateshaha fucking based
>>30876429something about bird holos squawking when they laugh...
Oh hey, I just realised Sora is not playing alone, that explains the weird voice which I thought was her.
>>30876203Onegai...inainainaaaaaa......
>that thumbnailWew Mori
Turkey suffering from her gachikoi trying to flirt
>>30876457Hopefully
>>30876457nah, just drink some wine and chill.
>>30876200Add this https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1339925481135566848 We're gonna watch School Days 35P!
>>30876470Not nearly as hard as Ame's chat bullies her. Gura's chat is pretty tame in that regard.
>>30876457We sure hope so
>>30876445You've had some pretty terrible relationships, anon.
>>30876457https://youtu.be/BiVk07oQZRY''I want them to tease us like this
oh shit, the intro is back?
the cringekino begins
>>30876474They're sisters!
>>30876379>>30876465
Aloe is talking about succubus...I think Aloe will comeback...
>>30876514based
>>30876438nice boats.
>>30876262she doesn't have as much soul as ame finally, something she doesn't mog ame on! oh, but it's "being bad at singing", fuck.
>>30876457Sleepover part got canceled.
>>30876514kek this girl
>>30876508Yeah, she switched back during puyo puyo tetris. got live again back too, but only once so far because minecraft got cut short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRFbVM6lVeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRFbVM6lVeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRFbVM6lVeMStarting ... !
This is giving me debut flashbacks
>>30876523just viewbots bro. it's a feature bro.
>7k waiting>1k watchingNice algorithm youtube
>>30876502>twitchcan't wait to see her clips on lsf and her getting raided by xqc.
>>30876488in reality its more picrelated
>>30876514BASED
>already 200 bucks for Takamoriwell at least they pay good for it
>>30876507I wonder how much Matsuri wanted to kill herself that day
>>30876523Thanks Susan
>>30876523It's a FEATURE
>>30876357Is she really gonna cook a tarantula or is this more clickbaiting?She did mention she ordered some special ingredients on Amazon earlier...
>>30876244My daughter is singing today.Don't forget.
>>30876551Its sub only chat anon
>>30876525DURBII hope so, her design is really good
>>30876527https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1339925880496218112
what is this cute music?
>>30876514Based
It's time
>>30876573Its the music that outs you as a newfag
>>30876562Did she say if it's going to be archived? Might not be able to make it.
>>30876532Why won't Kiara just sleep over at Mori's place?She's literally asking for it
G U H
>>30876191I never see Ame's live streams until it's 10 minutes before the scheduled time. How do you guys find these?
you guys are really missing some good shit if you're not watching Rene's superchats
>Kusotori, get off my floor. >Also, if you aren't going to drink, at least go buy some snacks and get me some more wine from the inconvenience store, if you please.>and just idk don't be weird
Good start
Already starting off strong I see.
>>30876523>open the stream>it begins>close stream
Pretty hot bird GUH
>>30876550small pajet company pls andastand
>>30876551Funny because her twitch chat is better than her Youtube chat because of subs only. Just very few English comments
GUH
guh~
aww they're FUCKNG cute
>>30876525Will Cover even allow it? Will Yagoo accept her back?
Just got ear raped by a "guh"
>>30876592she's all talk
>guh~!
>>30876530Go backI can tell you're new
>GUH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE TWO JUST FINISHED EATING EACH OTHER OUT AND INSTANTLY WENT ONLINE.
>>30876592Because she needs to run back to her place for A way out, or so she says
>>30876590she said both will be unarchived last night
>>30876619Gen 5 could demand it
Well,I guess i’m watching mori now
That poor chair
Annoyed Mori face
>>30876523>Stream starts>Close the streamyeah that's me
God Mori's avatar/rig is so fucking goodLOOK at that disgusted face, perfect
>orange juice>classy bird
>>30876589I hardly tune into mori streams, gatekeeper. please
>>30876595Please give us a quick quick rundown.
>>30876315Thanks, friend.
>>30876569thank god, twitch spam is as bad as a bug raid.
Isn't Calli's stream room like 1sq. meter?
>retard reaper is not aware that she sounds lewd herselfAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how terrified is Mori's trash can right now?
>>30876436What?
>>30876523Cope, YT bug doesn't exist
>I prefer darknessMORI CONFIRMED FOR XENOHORT!
>>30876592All talk
What will Kiara's ass break today? Perhaps Mori's face.
>>30876665It's not September anymore, anon.
>>30876658Its her pre-remix contest into music
>>30876608lol
>dawn quick-so-taywhite women.
dawn quick saw tay
>>30876658go back and neck yourself faggot
DON DON DONDON QUIXOTEthanks Yakuza
>>30876514DOPE BASED SUPERLIT
>>30876664Her chat is still 99% japanese even on twitch
WOAH
>>30876665shes earned like a bilion yen at this point
>>30876686It's not? So she moved already?
>Premium commercial Coca-Cola productsponsorship when
Kek I fucking thought this said JIDF for a moment
>>30876457Sure they'll drive across the whole continental USA just to have a sleepover.
Open the can with the forehead kiara
>>30876514HOLY based
I wish I was kiara's chair
>>30876702Mori's mooris...
>>30876702Actual canon irl titty peek
Kiara is MABUSHI SUGIRU>>30876687Thanks. It's nice and comfy sounding.
Take your bets now, are they going to finally announce the song officially?
MIKO LIVE ON TWITCH RIGHT NOW.
Anyone else having serious audio issues?
>>30876560She did mention kangaroo meat on today RFA stream, not sure if it'll be next or not.
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH MORI BEING A BITCH TO MY OSHI
>Fanta>Fanta originated as a Coca-Cola substitute during the American trade embargo of Nazi GermanyKiara N O
>>30876619Cover would probably love it. Wasted model and character otherwise. It's not like they fired her.
Moona's stream can't handle all these padorus.
>>30876704Yes, but she's also a dirty gaijin in the glorious land of nippon. They don't care about the money and more about you just fucking off without paying even if you pay them enough already.
Mori sucks at playing the Tsundere
>>30876647Yeah, I'm glad Ame kept me up so late. This is actually pretty good.
Wow, rude much?
>don quixote songoh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKuqIU8gXIA
>>30876707Assuming you're coming from/using lore from the TT podcast, she moved out not long after the recording date.
>>30876693>anon. your sarcasm reps
Would it be better if the EN girls no longer have schedule and just a fixed time of a weekday? They can just play whatever rather than trying to plan things ahead
>austrian artist allied with japan drinknig fucking FANTA
>>30876721I wish I was Mori so I could eat Kiara out all night.
Why the fuck doesn't Mori try to
>>30876729I'd be surprised if they dont
>>30876737This but in a good way
>>30876739Ofc its fanta...
Sassy Mori continues
>>30876696called it
Rate the stream
Wait... Don Quixote Store isnt just something from Yakuza.Fug
Sassy Mori is cute
>>30876525>She come back.>She get to have a room in coco holoharem.And they lived happily ever after.
>>30876712Ame was a /pol/fag all along
don don dondonkey hotter
>>30876729probably? They recorded it so long ago
Is the stream kinda laggy or is it just me?
Can she get on with the story
jwu, how was Ame's late Minecraft stream?
>>30876619The official story is that she is welcome back anytime and they have a chair open for her. What would actually happen the day she rings them up, who knows.
>>30876737Me too.
I only know about Don Quixote because of Yakuza. Didn't even know it was a real place.
I STAY IN JAPAN, FOR LESS THAN A MONTH AND THIS SHIT HAUNTED MY HEAD. I GET OVER IT EVENTUALLY, AND HERE IT COMES AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJyYrrDKYZE
>>30876737>UpdateFirst minute of the stream and they were already laughing their asses off. It'll be fine.
>>30876562Based gigachad
>>30876806She killed concernfags once and for all
>>30876798Just you.
>>30876773try to what?
>>3087678110/10. Reine continues to demolish my standards for ID2. The other two are completely forgettable to me but she's a blast and I have never been bored in one of her streams.
>>30876798I noticed chickens L2D lagging a bit, but just that
>>30876798WoMM.
>gloves>for safe fingering during covidOH MY GOD
>>30876681cringe
This conversation is pleasantly tickling my Yakuza bone
>>30876781This turkey has probably never been in a real kitchen/10
FUCKING DISGUSTING
I CANT BELIEVE THEY BOUGHT S&M GEAR FROM DON QUICK HAWTY
what if ame streamed with a walfie gif and pretended it was a live2d?
When the story that was cut off from last stream
>amelia still stream in the wrong hours againShe isnt holojp.. I am starting to hate her now
>>30876739Based bird
>>30876781cute and dorky peacock princess discovering how the rest of us live
what the fuck
>Buying glovesIRL streams with Mori and Kiara confirmed soon
When is the next stream happening? Dead hours are rough.
>>30876834Protection is important
is there a larger version of this? took from miko's twitch profile.
>>3087678110/10Would teach her how to cook.
>>30876806Imagine Witcher 3 but replace 'GWENT' with 'SLEEP'
What the fuck are they talking about
What the FUCK am I listening to
>whitehead vacuumThat's disgusting
>>30876858Don't fucking ask.
>>30876834Kiaar.....
>>30876844https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1339456737800294405?s=20
nose...
>>3087678110/10 she should stay away from kitchens
NOOOO MY IMMERSION
Kiaranosesocute
In off colabs do they talk while looking at each other or looking at the pc? I think it's kinda strange looking at each other the entire time while playing the character, but if they don't look at each other it doesn't feel like a conversation...
>>30876815>Don Quixote>Didn't even know it was a real place
>>30876861>>30876200
>kiara asking mori the jew about her nose
>>30876781chevolia/10Pretty quick at learnings games, and many cute turkey noises.
>gloves Kiara please stop you were doing so good with notselfdox reps
So they bought a pore vaccuum? Also Donkihote is appearing all around the world slowly, they're expanding so it's no longer a JP only thing.
>>30876815I only know Don Quixote Doflamingo
>>30876781sheltered/moe
>there was 1 stream on schedule yesterday>caught it and the sponsored stream>fall asleep>she played portal 2 and Minecraft againI’m still over 20 hours behind in ame content ALONE. A-anything for my wife...
Not only does Kiara sound different, she also has both upper and bottom teeth now.
what the fuck is this conversation
>Bought a blackhead cleaner>Read a manga where they describe a clit vacuum and it looks like a blackhead cleanerThey fucking
Kiara...?
KIARA
>would you like to SUCK MY NOSE
futanari gigastacy
This is ruining my emulsion
I LOVE THIS CHICKEN
would you suck kiara's nose?
FUCK YES
>would you like to suck my noseTenchou did you forget the meds again?
what the fuck is this stream
SUCK MY NOSE
Based fucking horny chicken.
Suck my nose.
What the FUCK
>>30876739>Fanta is orangeEverything makes sense now
Jesus Christ Kiara
>Suck my noseWTF Kiara
YES KIARA CAN I SUCK YOUR NOSE
>>30876912>austrian checking if the nose knowsBased
Kiara...
>>30874821you just had to be rightjesas>>30874401kill yourself
GIGASTACY
>suck my nose
Okay, this is golden
>sucking kiara's nub noseUOOOOOOOOOOH
this is disgusting wtfholy fuck lmao
Mori confirmed mouthbreather
Well deadbeats? would you??
"Would you like to suck my nose"Kiara I swear, I'll do anything for love but I wouldn't do that.
>>30876872Thats a thing
What the fuck bros Kiara just fucking raped me on stream.
this stream is already all kinds of amazing
>>30876912exactly this
>>30876910>not keeping the same sleep schedule as AmeNGMI
Kiara what the fuck
Kiara's eyes is so fucking pretty
Yeah, I'm thinking this collab is absolutely based AND kino as fuck.
This is a great bit.
>>30876912T-this nose?
>You can't just ask people to suck your nose
>>30876912kek this is what kiara looks like after using the nose vacuum
I am slightly disturbed.
This is fucking amazing
Never wanna hear any of you fuckers try to say Guras the weirdest one out of the bunch.
Thank God I didn't miss this
Why are they talking bout Towa's friend?
Those two goofballs can't help but make me smile.
Going to be disappointed if there's not any nose-sucking art after this
>Kiara was lurking in this thread.that OP with the nose was posted a while ago.
how the fuck can you guys honestly say these two have no chemistry? I could watch this forever
>>30876638Thanks. Unfortunate that it's unarchived, but fortunate as well since there's a guarantee that the set list will be based. I'll try to schedule a download and pray it'll work.
Mori you have someone talking about jerking off and shitting in your superchats you don't get to complain
My boss is SO FUCKING CUTE
Again with the skrellingtons...
This stream is fantastic and it just started.
My fucking sides
Kiara what in the fucking hell are you talking about
>>30876815>Don Quixote>Didn't even know it was a real place.Ojalá un mexicano te mate.
>>30876912After nose vaccuum...
>>30876970If she was anything like 'that' fanart I think I'd end up dislocating my jaw.
they're having so much fun. friends are great, aren't they? not like i would know...
>>30876912It's the crazy ass yet mundane zatsudan stuff we get from hololive JP except we can understand it now
This stream is shit.
fucking bandicamreally Kiara
Fucking bandicam
This is fantastic in an awful way.
This baby
>>30877035shut up zoomer
zoom zoom
>>30877012Don't you see? Clearly they hate each other
I'm so fucking mad I can't watch this live
>>30876888It depends on how they can set up the mics and cameras really, hard to guess without knowing more about Mori's room layout. I'm assuming Kiara brought her own mic at least, but maybe not.
>>30876888>if they don't look at each other it doesn't feel like a conversationI mean, phonecalls are a thing.
>>30876781She really satisfies my gameplayfag side. 10/10.
I want to eat the Tako.
>bandicam holy shit Kiara that's old as fuck I remember using that on Omegle
This is like a freestyle stand-up routine.
>>30876815Your Miguel de Cervantes reps....
>>30876986>You can't just ask people to suck your nose
>Tune in to Mori before going to work>suck my nose see a giant mori and kiara on screen
>Kiara talking about Unregistered Hypercam 2 bullshitreal WoW AMV hours in here
>>30876773She's afraid she'd punch it obviously
>>30877016fucking kek
>>30877035This stream is snot.
Two INSANE SCHIZO WOMEN escape mental ward and STREAM THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET
Did Calli just pass some gas?
I wish Mori dropped the tsundere act...
>neck poppingUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>30877035Shut up boomer
>open stream>mori farts, ohhhh yeah>start jacking off
>>30877024Sería justo que lo ultraje un español. Los molinos me miran hasta el día de hoy.
>>30877000Kiara, Mori and Ame are much weirder than Gura.
I love my boss...
I want to drink the Peko.
>can say absolutely anything weird or obscene>"sorry English isn't my main language"ESLbros we just can't stop winning
>>30876765That would fuck over different time zones immensely. They can't even enter the next scheduled stream.
>>30877000Bath pizza is a high bar to pass
>>30877024>>30877069I know who he fucking is. I'm talking about the store.
>>30877089neck cracking
>>30877080I unironically loved those back in 2008
>>30877090Really anon?Wait, it does sound kinda satisfyingshit
Why does Kiara keep talking about Zoomer and Boomer when she literally does not understand what it means?
did they kiss yet
God I love these idiots
>>30877057Kiara just fucking break Mori's neck, they want to kill each other!
MORI FUCKING FARTED ON KIARA'S FACE
calli low key sulking about kiara going back home soon
>Mori and Kiara cooking streams soon
>offcollabSo Mori lives in Austrialia?
Why is Mori so good at dere but so bad at tsun?
>>30876781It was really great. I liked it.
Someone Akasupa Mori for an onsen date collab idea
>>30877089She always does
>>30877138Lucky bitch
is Mori pushing the in character lore shit because she wants to clarify that the whole Takamori shtick is just fiction?
>>30877138IT WAS HEARD BY AL-
>Mori leeching my oshi
>>30877128Because she finds it personally funny, and I find her ignorance personally amusing.
>>30877128Because it's fucking hilarious to watch her butcher the terms.
Tenchou and her husband are so cute together.
>>30877128A nice mix of retard and autism. A damn trainwreck
>>30877128>she literally does not understand what it meansZoomer means young and Boomer means old that's their meanings now
>>30877121How fucking weird is a full HoloEN sleepover collab going to be when the other three visit Japan?
>Time to get the discord log upRRATS!?!
>>30877150They already talked about that before.
>>30877012I don't feel like takamori, as a ship, is interesting. I generally feel like it's too forced.But they're clearly good friends with good chemistry.
>>30877138i wish that was me
>quoting discord logslmaooo
>>30877155>Takamori shtick is just fiction?Yes you dumb fuck she even said so in the podcast
>>30877128ESL tryna be hip, pls andasd
>>30877144no
This is an amazing stream.
kiara exposing how rich they are NOOOOO
>>30877128She's mocking your shitty generational memes
Which pairing does fit dumb and dumber better? Gura & AmeIna & GuraMori & Kiara
>'not in front of the deadbeats ...'
oh no, she's gonna leak the discord sex
>>30877155Seems like she's just doing it because she's supposed to be a tsundere.
Mori's rig is god-tier
I'm loving every second of this. They're a good combo.
>>30877206Mori & Gura
>>30877000foot fetishist is kinda hard to beat
>>30877155>>30877193I thought they genuinely were good friends irl though..
They have great chemistry.
I think takamori coin is rising
This is more like it! Best Calli/Kiara stream so far
>>30877207>not the deadbeats...
>>30877080>Unregistered Hypercam 2Speaking of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4njV_W-b5tA
>>30877177they fuckin
going in deep
>>30877182Yeah it's painfully obvious that Mori genuinely doesn't like girls
>>30877226Ever since the spa date(s)? Definitely. I think Kiara has Aloe's god finger.
desu I can't usually watch calli on her own.but this is fun.
>taking a shitty couples buzzfeed quiz
>>30877218Right, the bounce and her eye movements are so damn hot
Kiara you can't just sign yourself up for couples therapy
Imagine the asymmetrical docking.
>We've known each other a long time>But have we ever had...
They are lovers.
>>30877206Kiara and Gura
>>30876514IS THAT A P*KAMEE REFERENCE??? COLLAB WHEN???
>>30877176Ame will stay silent the entire stream desu
>>30877182i agree with this
>>30877176Kiara can give Gura some proper female sleepover socialisation, god that would be so good for Gura
>>30877251They were great in the first MC collab together, everyone seems to have forgotten that.
>>30877237>>30877207I FEEL KEK'D
>>30877207>getting NTR'd by a fucking chickenfellow deadbeats...
>>30877229>>30877116>suck my nose
>>30877264i want to be sandwiched by those instead
When the story she was talking about because that the only reason why i'm watching this shit
>>30877249Spaghetti is also straight until it gets wet
>>30877230they are. Takamoriis supposed to be the yuribait shit that Hololive does
my eyes didnt even blink when looking at mori's mori's
deadbeats and KFP employee's this is fucking kino what the fuck
No partner! Friend!
>>30877080GOIN TO THE HARDWARE STORE
french toast MORI
>>30876523Just a feature bro
>Can't even watch it live because I have stuff to doKiara please... Don't have sex too loud with Mori so I can watch the archive later...
>>30877252Same - it's like the cringe has vanished, wtf
Mori, your memory....
>>30876523all me
she definitely looked at chat
Is Mori actually autistic?
Moririn...
>>30877300Always was.
>>30877285>ghostling
>>30877227
Did Mori actually get anything done on her MC stream? I'm watching the vod but it's not even an hour...
>>30877308Fine, but you're missing out on the nose sucking ASMR.
>>30877331100%
>>30877331It was never a joke anon
mori...
>>30877331Yes
Everyone here forgetting the obvious solution
finally had a dream for ames assignment but it was erotic one, dont think im going to have a proper one to actually submit bros....
I am pretty sure Kiara says it jokingly but she really has these strange fetishes, like nose sucking and bodily fluids liking.
>>30877289nose is located in face and often get sucked when kissing aggressively so still kinda normal
>>30877331Yes, though clearly not to a crippling extent.
>>30877345she got a cat
Do yuros really?
>>30877281True, but Mori was still trying to ease up into the sudden Takamori ship in that collab. This time, she's really letting her guard down with the bird.
>>30877331nope shes not autistic at all, not a bit. Not even a little
>>30877359She's most certainly a vorefag
This fucking chicken
Mori really takes every opportunity to zoom in doesn't sheAlso I kinda want a nose vacuum now
is /u/ hyperventlating
>>30877345she painted more of her wall and got a catshe was super happy about the catlike Ina tier happy about the cat
Huke is a god for coming up with such a pretty design
what the hell is nose worms
>>30877359It's always the fucking Germans with the weird fetishes
Mori 'Nosesucker' Calliope
>>30877331This place likes to say every holo is autistic but if there ever was an autistic holo it's Mori.
>They get excitedYes, yes I am
>>30877338Who isn't one at this point?
>>30877356Based. Too bad the author doesn't make more.
I got you a gift, /hlgg/. Hope you like it.
So if Mori decides to call her on her bluff, how badly will Chicken crumble?
>Are there really that many of you that want to suck Kiara's nose?Yes Mori
takamori is a pretty good pairing
Sucking machines?
Alright, which one of you KFP wanna suck tenchou's nose
those suction shit is actually bad for your face on the long run according to my derma lol
THEY WILL HAVE SEX
Calli is dead!!!!1...long live to Mori...
>>30877389I’m a Guramefag and this is still getting the voices in my head uppity.
>>30877359The krauts are one kinky bunch anon...
>>30877331>He doesn't know
Kiara barely remembered Mori's eyes but Mori remembered hers perfectly
Wow that question seems pretty fucking relevant right now
>no sucking
>>30877345She got trapped in the nether, got out b/c a ghast relit the portal for her, then her stream d/cd
>>30877380SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET IT'S HAPPENING
>>30877393white/black heads
>>30877389I'm fucking loving the yuribait.
>>30877393Blackheads for ESLs
>no machines, no sucking!Mori is for missionary with lights off.
>>30877345Já
>>30877379yea my mother sucked the snot out of my sisters nose once not even joking.
>>30877425She really likes to zoom in on 'em, too.
Holy shit. Kiara sounds actually sad
>>30877407house of cards
>>30877408She has a nice a nose you can see how cute on her model
>>30877331Unironically, yes.
>>30877393gunk in the pores on your nose
>>30877405snot fetish....
Mori doesn't mind being my gf even though I live so far away...
chikin's voice grates my ears and every time mori speaks goosebumps appear from the cringe. only reason i watch them is because i have been shilled by /hlgg/
>kiara asking IRL questions >Mori keeps answering in characterIs Mori supposed to answer earnestly or in character?
Wow this collab is pretty fucking gay.I like it.
TIME TO SUMMON MORI!
>>30877425Mori has better knowledge from constantly seeing the bird eyes ritual poster here.
>that ritualY A B
>>30877242BASED
>>30877106I want to give Pekora a sibling.
>>30877405do svenskejævler really?
>>30877425eye fetish confirmed
Would KFP employees be happy to be used as Kiara's blood sacrifice
kiara's smug voice is so funny
>>30877444holy shit anon....
>>30877442>The bandageskek that was fucking fast
>>30877440Based. I love her even more.
When is she getting to that fucking story already she didn't forget
>>30877389I don't care for TakaMori but I would be impressed if Kiara is able to make Mori's spaghetti wet
>>30877481Is that a thing of spaghetti on the ground lol?
>>30877475ogay
>>30877359She spent the entire Slither.io stream baiting artists to draw vore art of her too bad it hasnt come to fruition yet
>>30877331All HoloEN are autistic to various degrees.
>>30877470I wouldn't be watching if it wasn't for my undying loyalty for Kiara.Speaking of grating voices Ame's makes me feel sick after a while.
>you can come down to me anytimeKiara is eating Mori's pussy every fucking day
Is Mori overdosing on Kiara's friendship? Has she ever had a friend who is that excited to hang out with her?
>>30877472It's a shielding mechanism so she doesn't spill all her spaghetti
This collab man. I know they're joking, but they'll miss each other very much.
>Mori is up for an LDRwe're in boys
>>30877440the thinking mans choice
>>30877414Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
>adventure time>with Calli and Kiara
>>30877489It's in the contract
>>30877440didnt she sing a song about cum sucking machines?
>>30877489I have a low level of self preservation. Yes I would
てて
I don't even care if it's bait, I fucking love these two chucklefucks.
>>30877502p-popcorn
>>30877475in the history of hololive has there been a non-gay off collab
I swear every KFP name I see in the chat is a Mori member.
Damn Kiara actually sounded like she was about to tear up there a little. I'm going to miss her being able to off collab with everyone.
just came backIs the YouTube bug fixed? Those views/likes seem right
>>30877489We are contractually obligated.
singles and they fuck tonight
Kiara is 100% using this collab as an excuse to slip into Mori's pants, and I will NOT HAVE IT.KFP FUCKING SHITS GET YOUR 10CHOU UNDER CONTROL
>>30877440good catholic girl
>Not reallyMoririn...
>>30877393You squeeze your nose and white "worms" come out of the pores
friendless losers
>Did you even have friends you Chuuni autistic ass bitch?
>>30877444Anon, that is not normal.
>mori>friendsokay forrest-kun
>Mori unirronically gives Kiara a cult ritualKFP jannies... I hope you're ready for your last job
>>30877489I volunteer as tribute so long as I get to be tenchou's chair once
>>30877513to Kiaras extent? Probably nah
>>30877444My father did this to me when I was 3 and suffocating after I went into anaphylactic shock
>an entire stream of yuri baitingJesas
>>30877440Are people who like kinky sex the majority? I'd be glad to have missionary regular sex every day instead of some weird shit
>>30877537It's part of the benefits package
This fucking story is making me feel things...
>>30877543See >>30876523
>>30877521I feel like this contract needs a reviewing
>>30877548Accept the fucking merger
>>30877563Snek..
>BACK IN ZA DAY
Ollie is in Hana Macchia's chat.
>did you have childhood friends?lmao what a question...
>>30877536Homostars singalong
>>30877515Totally, I don't doubt they'd miss hanging out.
>>30877489Considering the membership icons end with her cooking us and turning us into a bucket of chicken, I don't think anyone would complain.
>>30877269But Kiara was a good teacher and Gura was a good student. She even uses phrases Kiara taught her in her streams regularly. A few months of nihongo classes with Kiara, and Gura will be able to speak with her JP senpais.
THIS ENTIRE FUCKING STREAM IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO MAKE MORE FUCKING TAKAMORI FANART.
Nice kayfabe
>>30877548Absolutely not, my boss needs to get in that clam jam!
Not having friends before you get famous is actually an issue because the ones you make after are only coworkers, the rest doesn't feel genuine
>>30877590FEED THE RRATS!
>>30877581that has happened since I started watching Holo in 2019
>>30877548You think we command her? You could not be more wrong. We are the willing servants of a goddess!...not a cult.
>>30877590A real DD
>>30877590Don't care, go away.
Fuck why is Mori more relatable than usual this stream
FOREVER FRIENDS
>>30877537KFP get around. As a teamate, I see them all the time in member streams/posts.
>>30877605based
>>30877489The contract was pretty clear from the start and it's still plain to see - eventually 10chou will turn us into a KFP bucket.
>>30877564Dude KFP dies in 1 years automatically
>>30877586Would Mori beat School Shooter in a dork off?
>>30877444>>30877568
>forever friends>Kiara squeals with happiness
>Mori generating doxxing curiosityGood job...
>foreverfriends
>>30877585YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOY
>>30877590next level leeching
Oh god they're both lonely together my heart can't take it...
finally calli dropped the stupid tsundere/cringe bit in this stream, it was getting too annoying too quickly
>>30877592don't tell the fujofags that
>>30877590They also banter on Twitter, and Hana showed up as a mod in Ollie's stream. This is hardly news.
>>30877591haha yeah lol haha duh everyone had them haha
>>30877605mamaloni sweating so hard
>>30877629KFPs will defend this
>>30877590why is she a mod in ninji chat?
>>30877489It's just making use of the parts that would've been otherwise discarded during the chicken nugget preparation process.
>>30877655afterstream gattai confirmed!
>>30877489everyone at KFP ends up in the bucket one way or another anon
>Kiara having to talk about how she had no friends as a kid
>>30877605YES
What is with Hololive and cats?
I wonder how Kiara & Mori met before. I can't imagine they met before knowing they were in Hololive.
>>30877440Please... my heart
>>30877663Is mamaloni a legit girl?
>everytime i'm back i'm reborn into a different dimensionDOES THAT MEAN THAT THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIARA THAN THE ONE BEFORE THE YOUTUBE BAN?????????????????
>kiara is genuinely friendless outside of holos both in character and out of charactertenchou...
>>30877572Unironically, are you a virgin?
>>30877590ID vtubers are UNITY
>they both love pussy
>Mori wants catsOne step closer to permavirgin.
>>30877678>What is with lonely women and cats?
Mori wants a pet snake!
>>30877537You mean we're supporting more chuubas than other fanbases? I really didn't notice. I'd just chalk it up to the KFP standing out.
>>30877590Cute!
>I'm too autistic for petsMori...
i applaud mori. if i ever meet someone who baby talks like kiara irl i cant resist the urge the slap them
Kiara is going to be a crazy cat lady in the future
>>30877689nice bulge
>>30877669well, they know each other IRL
Why can Mori get a visa to stay in japan but Kiara cant get a visa to stay in japan?
>>30877665we know what we signed up for we know our contract
>>30877660is she trying to seduce papa
>>30877405This disgusts me way more than I think it should
>>30877575could you imagine being a weeb in some shithole town and your Chuuni crush runs off to rap in japan and becomes a big vtuber years latter
>>30877678They're cute and they make good pets for hikkis because they're low maintenance
Kiara sure was staring at those melons.
Oh fuck I'm late I thought it was supposed to start now
>>30877489Fuck no I'm a contract worker, that's not part of my job
>>30877680Don't think they did, but remember they've been together since at least the Gen 5 collab.
>>30877686Yes, but the lore is that apparently she can regain memories from her past life. Didn't watch the redebut?
>Mori knows about shaved pussies
How kiara sounds in this stream is how she used to sound before she got her new mic and I feel a sense of nostalgia from it.
Does Haachama truly love her Haatons or does she just put up with them to further her own ambitions?
>>30877680>Open /hlgg/>*Pop*>Close /hlgg/
No machines, no suckinghttps://files.catbox.moe/6axqcv.mp4
>>30877632they team up and shoot another school
>>30877686This one is hornier
>>30877669They're mods in each others streams.
>>30877660Maybe friends? I haven't looked if her roommate collabed with Macchia.>>30877669Hana is also a mod in Ollie's chat.
>>30877684she draws herself as a girl and that's all we know
>>30877665Of course
Mori 'Cat Pedant' Calliope
>CoonYABAI
>Kiara wants a tsundere cat>Mori wants a deredere catJUST FUCK ALREADY
>especially these fucking coonsMORI, YAB
COONS!?
>get a call from work>have to leave this streama nd this thread and gogod fucking damn it. Have fun anons
>>30877669All the ID vtubers are friendly with each other. Mod is given to show that it's the real one and not an imposter.
>>30877522Calli and Kiara remind me of Princess Bubblegum and Marceline
>>30877725Japs had bad experience with having good relations with the Austrians.
Mori's main coon is ironically snoop dogg
>male coons are huuuugeyab yab yabbbb
>My main coon!
>>30877707will mori or kiara be the first to own a hundred cats
>Oh god, she's talking about cats again. I'll just pretend I'm asleep so that she feels ignored and stop
>>30877657so AME
>>30877725Kiara is homesick man
>maine coonBased!
>>30877725Kiara wants to go fucking home and see her pets.
>>30877725Mori have real job
>>30877712KFPs are the only ones that put KFP in their names.
>>30877665Yes.
>>30877680*pop*
>>30877725Kiara wants to see her mom and cats apparently. Mori wants to open a company I guess?
>>30877684dont know, big gay if true
>>30877663Imagine an alternate universe where InaMori was the ship. Imagine all the tentacle porn.Or alternatively, one where InAme caught her interest.
>>30877686Yes, this one's the hornier incarnation.
>>30877689it's a virgin. Why would you want to fuck someone on the same position every single fucking day.
>>30877725She's leaving by choice. She was never meant to be in Japan permanently.
>>30877548>Kiara is 100% using this collab as an excuse to slip into Mori's pants, and I will NOT HAVE IT.Its too late bro
Moririn please
Why is Mori so autistic?
>>30877591Considering what this quiz is supposed to be about, "childhood friends" is probably not what the original question was.
>>30877794>>30877791Kiara's no longer coming back to japan?
>>30877777REPEATING NUMBERS!!!!!!
>kiara actually believes she's introverted
>>30877741Well yeah, but it's still not her, think Soma
>>30877765>>30877770>>30877772I will be appalled if 'maine coon' gets them in trouble.
>>30877720>future
>>308777251) She's on a working vacation visa. Those don't extend.2) She wants to go back home, she misses it.3) If she wants to go back to Japan, she has to start the visa application process all over again, and that's done in your home country.
>>30876525>>30876619>>30876808I'm not spending money on her green haired persona, but seeing how she finally made her account public again, maybe the antis finally got bored of her
>>30877793I have a maine coon cat irl
>Maine coonsexquisite taste
>>30877798Yes, that's what I meant. KFP are just more noticeable than other names
>>30877806wouldn't it have to be KiarIna for Loni to get in on it?
>>30877461Is this a 2814 reference?
>>30877669Because they are friends.
Ame - INFPIna - INFPMori - INFPKiara - INFPGura -INFP
>>30877725Kiara doesn't want to stay she wants to go home, and she's on some kind of one-off visa that isn't renewable, probably related to her former work. 1 year work visa or something like that.
>>30877811QUICK DEADBEATS GET YOUR SKULLMAKS AND HAMMERS YOU HAVE A TOMBOY TO SAVE
can't wait for a week from now where kiara begins to imply crazier and crazier shit about what happened during their trip every time it's brought up until she's talking about the regime they toppled while having anal during a mario galaxy stream
>>30877822but Catherine is right in Soma, the her/not her distinction is meaningless
>mori is socially autistic
wait those awkward silences were on purpose
Every second of an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Oh god Mori is literally me, bros.
>>30877725Because Mori works for a place willing to sponser her Visa on the side, and chicken doesn't want/care to.
>>30877829Based and truthpilled.
Mori doesn't experience awkwardness because she's too autistic
>>30877760me on the left
>>30877725>THINGS THAT COVER SHOULD DO.txt
>>30877720She's just missing the cats then
>>30877773o7, good luck with work. You wage slaving shall be more superchats for our oshis.
are holostars as gay as these two?
What would Mori do if Kiara started molesting her RIGHT NOW
>>30877847>>30877811AAAAAAAAAAA
>Kiara can't just shut up and be quietNever gonna make it in Mori's pants
>>30877808Not them, not a virgin, missionary goes a long way if you just wanna be close with your girl. Not everything has to be a race to be the most degenerate.
>>30877835Nice. If I'm ever getting a new cat, it'll be maine coon for sure.
>the discoChicken, your German is leaking into your English
>>30877777I don't see either of them as Bonnibel though, although she does speak German too.
>your boy has a way with wordslmao
>I have social skillsNo, no you don't.
>i have social skilltalk to yourself again i see forrest
Mori, you don't get to choose your own nicknames you fucking autistic cunt.
>I have social skills!Moririn..........
>I have social skillsSure, Mori.
>A nig nameMORI?!
>>30877873wrestling
NORI SENSEI CONFIRMED
>>30877808I said I'd rather fuck someone on the same position every day instead of doing le epic vore or scat
>>30877839Can't really tell if her preference was on Mori or Kiara's design
>>30877680>((((P O P))))
>"I have social skills" - Mori Calliope
>>30877873Molest her back harder
>>30877665Duh they join knowing Kiara will kill them after a year. She's told them she will eat them all one day.
>>30877851From an outsider point of view maybe. If you copy yourself you will still die and your clone will live on.
>comes up with nicknames for herself.kek, what a dork.
>>30877684Most of Kiara's fanartists are womenIn fact I could've sworn seeing some fanart of said artists together
I wonder if being a lesbian is a requisite to joining Hololive.
>coming up with your own nicknameDORK
>I have social skills>Brain immediately stops working
>>30877845Gura is INTJ trying to start a foot worship cult dedicated to her
>Mori wants you to make the first move
>>30877890though Mori is clearly Marcy.
>I have social skills!>Hibbidy hipomviodo hop muh nickname uggu kakkoii nee
>>30877590>>30877660>>30877756So will she be one of her first collabs post ban?
>>30877914This is too gay for me.
So MorixAstel confirmed?
>>30877808The position doesn't really matter. It doesn't really do much to change the experience aside from what muscles that are getting a workout. Sex is fun because you're with someone that you enjoy being intimate with. Couple almost always settle into a preferred position and missionary is a great one because of the near- full body contact and face-to-face.
>>30877873Probably kill her
>>30877725Working vacation visa isnt renewable or extendable and has a hard limit of 1 year. She has to leave the country and apply for a different visa if she wants to stay in japan again.
>>30877922
HOLY SHITFUCKING SCHOOLED
This is really endearing me to mori. Such a cute dork.
This is the same mouth that sang the third verse of Godzilla.
http://poal.me/hwlr9yhttp://poal.me/hwlr9yhttp://poal.me/hwlr9y
Whoa, linguistics.
You're going to scroll by this post without saying Howdy?
>>30877916
>Unironically saying 'lul' out loud.Mori, please.
Not this shrek shit again.
>>30877590>ID VTubers stick together and are a big group of friends>EN VTubers constantly step over and backstab each other
>I have social skills - Mori Calliope, 2020>'It's ya boi, Nori Nori'Dork as fuck.
>>30877914>In fact I could've sworn seeing some fanart of said artists togetherYup here is the lesbian trio YuYuAlpha dressed in KFP uniforms for the German Learning stream
Fucking jouzumogged Jesus calm down Kiara.
>Mori getting schooled in nihongoPfffft
Mori, your reps....
SHREK WATCHING
>Shrek 1 and 2 Takamori
>shrek 1+2 watchalong with TakaMorioh god.
LIKE to spread the infection! :)
>yet another Shrek watch along
WE WON BROGRES
SHREK 1 & 2 WATCHALONG WITH KIARA AND MORI
>>30877816Who knows, she hasn't hinted at that. I'm sure there are positives aside from having Mori as an IRL friend who lives close by but JP is not a good place to live in.Especially compared to "Australia"
Shrek bros...
please no more shrek
>Movie watchalong collab with shrek
koopa.....
>>30877707NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
>>30877953Howdy, Mori-sensei!
Shrek 1 and 2 Takamori duo watchalong
>Shrek 1 & 2 with TakamoriThat does sound fun.
>>30877942truly a connoisseur of philosophy
>Shrek 1+2 collab watchalongOh dear god
>>30877977Ina ina inaaaaaa....
>Takamori Shrek 1+2FUCK YES
>ShrekMori your autism reps...
Hair of the Shrek, oh yeah boys we in
>hair of the ShrekWhat the fuck mori
>>30877953HOWDY
More Shrek, I blame Amelia for this.
>that fucking Ke$haOkay, I love Mori
God they're so white and female.
>>30878000INA IS GOING TO DIE ALONE AND VIRGIN
Based
I have the widest grin on my face
>>30877873stay quiet and feel uncomfortable
>>30877995>>30877994>>30877983>>30877978>>30877998>>30878001Isn't that with chat?
>>30877873Autistically yell at her to stop and make her leave.
This stream is pure kino btw.
>>30877937If you work out when she's leaving, she got to Japan just in time for covid to blow up. If she tried to leave a month later she wouldn't have been allowed in due to lockdowns and would have had to stay in Australia and never become a vtuber.
this is amazingthis is PEAK cringekino
>>30878010
I want to watch Shrek I and II with each EN member
>hangovers are a deficiency of alcoholMori you fucking drunkard
>>30877948The text in Godzilla is already written. Talking is basically freestyling but with less complexity. Apparently Mori just can't into freestyle.
>people unironucally liking this cringe-ass bitch and her pudgy roommate.
>Moris unironically an alcoholic
>>30878010That's the best part.
Why do Mori and Kiara feel like a time capsule to the Mid-Late 2000's?
>>30877953howdy
>>30877953Howdy, ma'am!
Clips for any Teamates https://streamable.com/tqqi6e
>unironicallySHE'S SOMEWHERE
>>30878009You could tell Kiara was literally leaning forward ready to pounce on it.
>mori advocating апохмел Jesus, my boy...
Does Calli just like Shrek because of /v/?
>unironicallySHE'S HERE
>>30877986Kek, haven't seen this one. If this is your OC, then good job!
>loves halleluiah KIARA PLEASE SING IT
>UOOOH
>>30878041yes
>Kiara likes shrek unironically>Mori only likes him ironically
>This much yuribait coomer shit>funneling awaited collab in the most popular channel>still can't beat a random, low views pekora stream
>>30877900>>30877911>>30877917THE NIGGER OF NIPPON
>>30878027Considering Mori said it was for the express purpose of 'exorcising' the shrek virus from chat, then yes.
>>30878058SHE EXISTS ON EARTH
>>30877957I've been using "lol" and "afk" in my verbal language for a few years now. Probably some more abbreviations that I can't remember right now.
>>30878059They've definitely made that joke organically offstream before.
>>30878010Better than being white AND male
Mori is going to get pregnant this stream...
>>30878046Ye. Ame too.
shrek 1 is a good movie that talks about accepting yourself for what you are, 3 is shit
>>30878041Which one are you talking about? Because yes, I like both.
>Mori UUUUOOOOH
>>30878057
>>30878057She means blackheads
>>30878075seethe
We finally getting to the story?
>>30878075>23kHoly shit Pekor has reclined, is HoloJP dying?
Story time!
>>30878041Towa...
>>30878057giwtwm
>some people were upset about me goofing aroundDISCLOSE HER LOCATION
>>30878074Kiara isn't a coward that hides behind irony
>>30878083Mori is pretty much a white boy
THE STORY IS BACK
>>30878075ogey
This is a fucking great stream. Are all JP dual zatsudans like this?
>>30877717Kek
>>30878041Fuck you, don't shittalk Towa.
>>30878075Fuck off nutsacki
>>30878074Why would someone NOT like Shrek?
>>30878010I LOVE WHITE WOMEN
>>30878065No just outta twitter. Cant remember if Mori retweeted it or it was in her related commenta
>>30878088Shrek 2 > 4 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3
WHY DOES SHE SAY 'BACK IN ZA DAY'
>>30878039Best way to deal with a hangover is to keep drinking.
>>30878120usually more gay
>>30878075And your point?
>>30878141she's cringe
>>30878075I hope Pekora will have an accident and graduates soon so you would neck yourself, nutsucki.
>the people playing wii fit next door
>>30878075
>>30878041>pudgy roommate.The only big thing is her tits
>>30878141Because she thinks it sounds cool.
>CUCARACHAS DANCING ON THE FLOORMy fucking sides
>>30878075rrat
>>30878041shut the fuck up
>>30878141she thinks thats funny for some fucking reason, same thing with "the word on the street"
>>30878141She thinks its funny
>just the oppositeThey booked her for a hostel?
>ask about the story in chat>Kiara immediately ask about itThanks, Kiara!
>>30878141She has social skills.
>>30878074I don't think Mori has the awareness to like things ironically, but she's aware that Kiara might.
>>30878141Cuz itz funny
>>30878068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNdS9nQgHI
>>30878075Oof, only 23k? Pekora graduation when?
>>30878153Aloe...
>>30878010Do I count?
>>30878075What site is that? Jetri?
>>30878075Shit. Pekora is playing 7days? I'm watching her VODs.
>I saw them FUCKING in the bunkbed above me>My sheets were made of plasticized cum>My bag was full of used condoms
>>30878141Autism
>>30878041Her roommate isn't all that pudgy anymore desu
>>30878041Where the fuck is the pacifier
>>30878075Prime time vs not prime time.
>>30878031yep, she has mentioned multiple times the coof absolutely obliterated her once-in-a-lifetime chance to chase her dream, and her acceptance into holo basically saved her and gave her a new dream.
>>30878120Sorta yea, but depends on which pair.
>>30877793>>30877835>>30877837>>30877885I own one, they're cool.Normal sized (hairless) cat for scale.
>>30878141>"""""social skills"""""
>>30878141She has "social skills"
>>30878141social skills
Jesus christ stop taking the most obvious bait you fags
>get cockblocked off the story last night>catch the wine party half an hour late>she's just now telling itKAMISAMA ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
BIG UPS TO CASPER
>>30878084
>>30878178not really tho
>a wedding that's never gonna happendamn.................................
>>30878147when will they watch Kung Fu Panda?
>>30877932it fucking does, It's like a dance anon. You try to feel each other out on what kind of shit you both like to achieve the satisfaction and performance you both want and desire.
>>30878073>>30878093>>30878108>>30878123>>30878156>>30878164>>30878190>>30878193Don't reply retards.
>>30878141she has autistic social skills
>AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME
chicken just died again
I'm tired of lesbians.
>>30877953Howdey!It's ya boy, Tony Bones!
Wow this is fucking gay. I know Mori isn't gay but this is still so fucking gay.
>>30878182Does Ina have feminine charm?
>booking the honeymoon suite
>Mori is going to doxx their hokkaido trip accomodations
>never gonna happen
God they're so much more powerful when they drop the bit, I know they like the bit and it's popular with the fans but I really wish they'd do this even just a little bit more often.
all the anons saying takamori is forced eating shit right now
>>30878140No Shrek 2 > 1 >>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>3
>Calli got ate out so hard she became a simpGood job, Tenchou!
>>30878075Your tail is showing
>I did some digging
>>30878141Social skills pls undstand
Holy shit, Mori just killed Kiara on stream by rejecting her.
i cant sit still, the cringe and lesbianity is killing me
>I did some digging Rratbros? Mori is a doxxfag???
>>30878141I like to think it's because of shounen heart.
>>30878141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=235s_Kkp0gc&t=24
Calli normally doesn't treat the prostitutes this well
>Veni>Vidi>Vici
Is Kanata in Suisei's stream?
Why are deadbeats and chickenfags so retarded. Don't give (you)s to the obvious baitt. Chumbud
Do anyone in Cover actually have skills and aren't autistic
>>30878238>"Well..."kiara is unironically carrying this conversation and this stream
>GuraAme fags shivering at the fact that their offcollab won't be as gay cause Ame doesn't like shilling the ship in large public streamsget ready to cry when the day comes /u/schizos
>>30878182cute boy!
Holy shit did she really?
>>30878188the fuck are they talking bout?
>all these KFP donating for Takamori
>>30878141https://youtu.be/dgAifYag2_M?t=24
* * * * *
>>30878241acceptable
>>30878233Yes. Never shitpost again.
PENTHOUSE
>look at the chat>that speed>those supasDayum
>Penthouse SuiteHOLY SHIT MORI CHILL
>presidental penthouseTHEY ARE GOING TO FUCKSOOOOOO HAAAAAARD
MORI YOU CRAZY
>>30878266Yes, she literally walked in. Spooked Suisei too
>>30876292Did Ame draw this? Which stream?
>>30878257>no BBC yetAnyday...
>hotel numberfagging
>I'll go treat my friend to a luxury 5-star penthouse suite vacation as a joke ha ha
>Calli is so straight she's going to fuck Kiara in a 5 stars hotel
Calli and Kiara are really fucking enjoying themselves here. This is some amazing content.
Don't worry you dumb chicken, she makes that in an hour.
3000 DOLLARS!?
>>30878193
3000 USD
>>30878299her stream in 7 hours
Mori sounds INCREDIBLY excited now
>>30878219Who will do the watchalong? Ame or Mori?
They're gonna fuck.
>>30878271The whole point of a spectrum is to put everything in existence on it
>$3000USD a night>she actually reserved it
Isn't this what friends do if one or both get a fuckton of money overnight?
>companion
>miss moriugh my dick
so.... which one of you faggots is going to doxx the hotel location???
>>30878182Inas setup is so cool
They're going to.
That's more than my monthly salary....
imagine being one of the dudes they pick up on the town and bring back to that suite
>>30878300Someone made an edit, its somewhere in the archive. I think the post was something along the line of "Did the obvious edit", maybe different words.
those superchats finally paying off
>>30878306its funnier because she actually does
>>30878275I have multiple headcanons independent of reality and this threads narratives ill be goodt. /u/schizo
>air portflight confirmed
tf is happening?! What am I bearing witness to?
You can tell how starstruck Kiara is.Also, Mori is going to fuck Kiara.
>>30878321I mean, it's maybe a bit further then normal, but yes.
>>30877986mori.....why is there cheeto dust on your hands as you smear it all over shreks bald head......
>>30878307Look at the superchats flowing in
$3000 for one night.Kiara would feel obligated to fuck Mori all night and day.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>30878311gura baby...
>>30878315Ina
>>30878322THEY ARE GONNA FUCK
Mori holy fuck
>>30878311
The staff will 100% think they're lesbians.>hot
>>30878344hororaibu paycheck finally came in the mail
>>30878275
Kiara is fucking wet now
Cut to it being a scam and the reviews being bots
now this I call peak yuribaiting. Damn Mori is a fucking genius
Oh god the floor is gonna fall out so hard on this story.
>>30878141SAGASOU SAGASOUYUME NO KAKERA WO SAGASOU
Jesus Mori, chill or she's gunna jump you.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH YURIBAIT ANYMORE
>children's champagne Kiara you dork
Yep, they're going to have sex.
This is what your superchats and memberships pay for Deadbeats, are you happy about that?I am, money well spent.
>>30878355thayhavefuckedallready.
THEY'RE GONNA FUCK
I love that Kiara is straight edge like me. We're so compatible!
>>30878294Fuck, I was eating when the stream started.Like offline or what?
They fuckingOh, THEY FUCKING
This is what your money is going towards deadbeats, are you happy?
>this seems odd that all these nice things are happeningtoo real...
>>30878366they'll hear the guhs and wierd chicken noises when they do a stream
http://poal.me/4p5esrhttp://poal.me/4p5esrhttp://poal.me/4p5esr
>>30878275...the whole point of being a /u/schizo is that you don't need reality because your narratives fill in the gapsIn fact it's actually preferred to have less information, which is why /u/schizos are the least likely to break containmentWhy give the girls a chance to disprove their narratives?
Did she actually fucking do itShe actually fucking did it, fuck
This stream really shows the contrast between these two and the other three. Not in a negative or positive way.
>>30878321If one of you has money and the other doesn't it's best to not flaunt money. Getting your friends used to mooching off you is a very bad idea.
>kiara doesn't have a credit card
The hotel staff definitely assumed it was a lesbian christmas honeymoon.
YABAI
Are they actually allowed to date and fuck? So is Noel pregnant?
>i don't have a credit cardDANGEROUSLY BASED CHICKEN
>>30878346I mean if you got a fuckton of money why not go a little mad with it because i would use it on gatcha and computer parts
>>30878404My Mori is happy, so sure.
>3 digits in the back and the expiration month and year
>It's a reknowned placeMoririn...
>Re-knowned...MORI!
HOLY SHIT MORI IS NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE
MORI.................
>Mori just gave her CC information to some random nip and got scammed
Mori, you fucking moron!
So all my Mori membership money was actually going to Kiara all along?
>>308783213k is prety expensive for 1 night1.2-1.8k is normal
>Mori is dumb enough to get scammedNot surprised desu
>>30878419She's said that before
This getting actually really fucking gay
Oh god, Mori...
Mori...
>>30878419>That's... interesting
https://files.catbox.moe/is5q4a.webm
Mori fucked up the calculation
OH NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO NO NO NO NO
"""""social skills"""""
>30 000
DID SHE PAY FUCKING 30,000 DOLLARS
this dumb motherfucker
>No credit cardHow does she live? Wtf
Is the moral of this story that Mori got scammed?
MORI NO
Jesus Christ, $30k Mori
JESUS CHRIST
>30.000$JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
mori you fucking dork
THIRTYTHOUSANDFUCKINGDOLLARS
3 0 K J E S A S
>>30878352??????
Holy shit Mori
LOL
Amazing, Mori is an actual fucking retard
30,000 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!?
>30000$Jesus fucking Christ
CALLIOPEMONEYMORI
>$30000that's so mori
LMAOOOOOOOOOOMORI YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD :;D:DS:AF:ADS
calli just willingly let someone clone her card huh
>30,000$ a nightGet fucked.
>>30878419Normal in Japan.
Moririn...........................
lmao 30k
>almost wasted 30,000 USD on a single night
>30kMori...
30000 ahahaha
>>30878432>>30878437>>30878448SOCIAL SKILLS
BRUH
Morichama!?
Forest...
MORI WTF
jesus christ mori your zero reps..
I'm too busy watching my dumb rabbit get killed by zombies, what the the /u/fags freaking out about this time?
Jesus fucking christ, Mori!
mori got scammed by a nigerian prince back in the day huh
NO NO NO NO NO NO PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
...morichama
Numbers hard
>special brand of not so brightAutism confirmed
>30kgood lord
Never change Mori, never change
that is legitimately embarassing
>30k for one nightWhat the fuck
$30,000!?
mori...........
>>30878410>/u/schizos are the least likely to break containmentLOL
Just get the honeymoon suite Mori
>the hotel was actually 3 million yen per night
My god she's retarded
Please tell me you didn't pay moririn...
Oh God what the fuck
I FUCKING LOVE THIS DORK LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
HAHAHAHAHAHHALEGENDARY STREAM
>>30878472No it's that Mori is a dickhead that can't read numbers
>Mori is straight>Reserves a 3k hotel room for her and Kiaraso, spaghetti is straight until it's wet huh?
God that thing happened to me once and I never felt so embarassed
HOLY SHIT CALLI IS A SPECIAL BRAND OF RETARD.
>$30,000HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLD ME BROSPOORFAGBROS
>>30878471japan
Is everything Mori does haunted by cringe
Money Mori at it again.
>she can't even afford a 30k a night roomKek what a fucking povvo cunt
Mori a dirty peasant like us!
I AM DYING INSIDE FROM SECONDHAND CRINGEWARP OVERTAKE ME NOW
>>30878387Sorta, I don't deserve nice things anyway.
Mori really drinks that stupid bitch drink everyday, doesn't she
MORI YOU DUMBASS YOU SHOULD'VE LIED
>>30878419Credits cards are less common in Europe compared to the US.
Kiara showing her social skills.
30000 dollars? that's 6 whole streams!
FUCKING YIKES
FUCKING KIARA I KNEEL! I LOVE MY TENCHOU!
>>30878467Thanks for the AKA!
What kind of fucking hotel cost 30K?!?
>EXCUSE ME I READ THE PRICE WRONG
SasuGUH reaper
>$30000I don't believe anything this special brand of not bright says anymore
Ouch im getting second hand embarrassment
Forget japanese tutor, can we get someone to teach this girl math?
>i read the priceshould do that from the start huh
I FEAST ON MORI'S FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Calli putting down 3k to get chikem's KFPackage all over her facethe plan worked boys
>kiara teaching mori how to weasel out of embarrassing situations
>>30878512Mori forgot how many yen were in a dollar, and almost spent 6 months' salary on a hotel room for Tenchou
>>30878497also normal in "Australia"
frankly I would just pay the 30,000 out of embarassment
You actually do need credit card to reserve a room now. Just expiration date and number for a hold , just sayin
>>30878551yeah, basically
>>30878568kek, too bad shes barely streams
>>30878331Considering that making 40k is already in the upper percentile of earnings for the entire world, you're good,
>>30878544You ever been so straight you fuck a guy to prove you're disgusted by gay sex?That's Mori right now
Not watching the stream, did Mori really get scammed for 30k?
>>30878419Scam cards are more of an American thing, Anon. Japs are more careful with money than that.
With all the buildup, I was expecting more than "I'm bad at numbers"
if this happened to me the shame of admitting it would be too much and i would unironically take out a loan to afford it
>>30878419I only have a debit card. never been a problem.
>10 secondhand carsthat confirms that Kiara paid 3k for her bro/mom's car she just bought
Kek, based
>>30878605She read the price wrong and thought it was 3k, caught it at literally the last second
That was a pretty great story though
>I wouldn't be able to sleepBECAUSE YOU'D BE BUSY FUCKIN EEYYYYYYY
>I wouldn't be able to sleepYeah you're not paying 30 000 to sleep but to fuck whatever you bring to the room
>>30878588It's just normal outside of the US. I forget how american this website is sometimes.
I can't stop laughing, Mori is a fucking dumb retard ffs >social skillsMy fucking sides, I'm gonna die
>Wouldn't be able to sleepKiara won't let you sleep, Calli.
30k yens? that's just 300 bucks, no?
>>30878614Holy shit anon
>>30878536Jesus. They must've thought she was a fucking celebrity.Someday.
>>30878605If anything it's the hotel staff that got their time scammed by Mori kek
>>30878605No, she just talked to them for 2 weeks thinking it was a 3000 dollar room. And the staff kept extending special deals.It was actually 30,000.
>>30878605Almost
>>30878466>>30878467>>30878479>>30878484>>30878489>>30878492>>30878496>>30878499>>30878500>>30878503>>30878504>>30878529>>30878531>>30878536>>30878544>>30878549>>30878556>>30878568>>30878572>>30878578>>30878584>>30878590>>30878605So how much is that in hamborgers
>>30878619I've never heard of "debit" card in my life, in my country it's only credit cards
I'm just imagining the color draining from Mori's face when she reads the price again
>>30878613The punchline isn't bad at numbers. The punchline is the second hand cringe at Mori having to tell them.
>>30878605nah, just misread the price and had to call offshe actually confirmed everything was legit before giving any info
>>30878471debit cards make more sense anyway
>>30878495>her name is out there>someone could be working on scamming her right now
If this story happened to me I would take it to the grave, I most definitely would not make it public info on an 800k youtube channel holy fuck
So Kiara bought a used $3000 car for her mother and brother. Thats fairly reasonable for a used decent car in eu. Good chikin
>>30878643anonchama...
>>30878419I have 4 credit cards, I pay the balance on all of them each month, never got me into trouble
>>30878605She thought the penthouse suite was 3k a night because she misread yen. So after 2 weeks of talking with the head of reservations at this 5* hotel she had to suddenly go "sorry I read the price wrong" and cancel.
Mori you fucking dolt, you can't hype up a 3k room and then replace it with something lesser, you dumb fucking bitch
I'M GONNA SUPERCHAT FOR 30K DOLLARS SO THAT MORI CAN FUCK HER BRAINS OUT
>>3087864330000 burgers
Do anyone of you know a 30k$ a night suite in japan
>>30878605No she went "Excuse me, I read the price wrong" and the hotel replied "Understood, have a nice day." at the literal last second. Jesssaassssss.
>>30878614I'm not a doctor but you have clinical autism
Reading between the lines. Mori could actually afford it, even if barely.
>>30878637probably think her as a stupid gaijin now
Literally zero hesitation on 'couch', kek
>>30878643At least 2
>>30878591Lots of debit cards can act in the place of credit cards and are accepted as such, as long as you have the appropriate amount of money.
>>30878643Anon, these ARE hamburger units.it was THAT expensive.
>excuse me, I read the price wrongMori's cringe is beyond what mortals can grasp.
HoloEN intellect power rankings1.Ina2.Ame3.Kiara4.Gurapower gap5.Haachama6.Mori
>>3087864330,000.3,000 if you're Mori.
>>30878650The name seems more logical but I've never heard of debit cards before, I don't think that exists in my country
>Gal palsNice save, Mori.
>If I asked to sleep over tonight where would you have told me to slee->CouchNot even any hesistation.
>>30878518>I fucking hate numbers!
>>30878606Credit cards are only a scam for financially illiterate people. Using them responsibly is the definition of fiscal responsibility because it improves your credit score and nets you free shit as long as you don't miss payments.
>>30878669Every major city and tourist location would have one.
>>3087863530000 USD.
>>30878643depends on the burger, but most burgers are a $1 each so 30,000 burgers
>>30878666You need to SC 3x the amount, anon..
for 25k, you can live in the best apartment in japan, for an entire month. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11BNdWPjpYg
>>30878653nearly 24 thousand people watchingprobably more with YT being as it is recently
>>30878572The top tier hotels in most cities that are designed for multi-millionaires. If you're worth $250 million USD and your hotel room doubles as a business cost then who cares about $30k.
>>30878643>how do you say LET'S GO in englishPolkachama...
>>30878635Three million yen.
>>30878677No shit, she's made 30 grand just off of superchats these past 3 years.
SUCC BEGIN
>>30878618Seems about right for a used car
>>30878416They wanna flex their money the others just wanna play games
>>30878635No she converted the yen to USD wrong. The price must've been roughly 3,000,000 yen
>where would I sle->COUCH10chu....
>10 minutes left, time to vacuum your nosewhat
>>30878618Probably one of those tiny euro cars.
I refuse to believe Mori somehow has a credit limit of more than $30k. There's zero mention of a bank contacting her for something so huge.
>>30878619There's no problem, but you're throwing away free money.I get 2% cash back on everything. I get a couple hundred dollars each year because I charge everything to it.
>nose vacuuming asmr
>>30878684Don't know bout Ina but Ame is pretty dumb.
>nose vacuum timeI have a VERY bad feeling about this.
>>30878645>goblins trying to scan Mori out of 30k at the last minute
Someone stop this austrian weirdo
https://streamable.com/a8mrol
What the fuck is that machine?!
>>30878698>30,000 burgersSo as many as some fuck from the USA eat in one day
>skinship on stream Enma approved this???
MORI'S VIBRATOR
gonna suck up mori's brains
ITS A FUCKING VIBRATOR
This is disgusting. Holy kek.
>Turned the vibrator onWTF!?!
KIARA X CALLI VIBRATOR TESTING STREAM
>>30878695How much free shit, exactly? Cuz at my level its not a whole lot. t. collegefag.
>nose vacuum cleaningW-what?
What the fuck is this
DEADBEATS STOP KIARA SHE'S BRAINWASHING MORI
>IT'S BARELY SUCKING>IT'S SUCKING
>Vibrator on
"nose vacuum"it's a dildo isn't it?
>HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MOVETHEY ARE FUCKING
Vibrator noises
>it's a vibrator
I wanna be Mori's nose vacuum...
what the hell is going on now
>>30878669
What the FUCK is this stream!
>>30878614I'd feel shame too, but dude just say things came up and you have to cancel
Why is the collab only 1 hour? that's much too short! This is so much fun.
>>30878684Haato is probably smarter than all of them
>>30878724She didn't charge it yet so the bank wouldn't call.
SUCKING MORI'S SCHNOZZ
>>30878684I'd put Haachama out of the list, you never can be sure if she a retard or genius.
>>30878666>MORI CAN FUCK HER>implying tenchou wouldnt be in control
Okay, I think we may have surpassed the Coco 'exfoliation' stream.
A stream to rival Coco's epilation
>IT"S SUCKING
>>30878471Japan is still really cash-reliant. It's the reason they have a ¥500 coin, actually.
oh god wtf
JESUS
It's definitely a vibe isnt it
>nose vacuum cleanersince when is this a thing???
>>30878644Maybe they call it "bank card" or something else. It just takes money directly out of your bank account to pay for stuff.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Its just a fucking vibrator noise
IS THIS SEX PLEASE ANSWER ME
>>30878684The gap between spot 1 and 2 is fucking huge - how is Ina the only one with any brains
This is so incredibly gay.
>open Mori's stream>"it's barely sucking">keep stream open
>ywnFUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
>GuraAme offcollab>Ame is a poorfag at heart so chances are they just stay at their place and just orders ubereats for her and GuraNow I kinda wish Ame was getting as many akas as Mori, I would legit find it cute if Ame would play into Gura's princess fantasies and reserved an expensive place for both of them to stay at.
>>3087860530k for a room in tokyo is pretty ridiculous, we rent top suites all the time and they usually are in the 1.2k-2k price rangeNot really worth it imo but hey, company pays for it
>>30878739Can't suck what doesn't exist.
>>30878706*months That being said, this puts Coco's stupid bed to fucking shame
Kiara is going to give her a lobotomy, the final stage of her plan
So where the absolute fuck was Mori booking a place that had 30k per night
JESUS WHAT
>THEY ARE FUCKINGTHEY ARE FUCKING>THEY ARE FUCKINGTHEY ARE FUCKING>THEY ARE FUCKINGTHEY ARE FUCKING>THEY ARE FUCKINGTHEY ARE FUCKING
Wtf is a nose vaccum? Just use a tissue or water
aaaaaaaaaa my /u/schizobrain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30878614Honnestly same, the pressure of the moment would stop make my brain fry and prevent any logical thinking
>>30878778>>30878777At least won't get taken down
>>30878684Ame wanted to leave 20% balance on her credit card and pay the fucking crazy ass interests on that. She's the lowest of the low, anon.
>>30878706>3 yearstimetravel chama...
>>30878724That's not hard to get at all, I had about that in my mid 20s
kino stream
where does a honeymoon suite rank is it cheaper than pent and president?
I like this mori, havent watched her streams for a while but the way she is in this collab is quite cute. Might be the alcohol tho i guess
fuck my stream froze when they were starting to talk about vacuuming, what is going on now?
Careful girls this is Coco content.
Is it getting the worms though
>>30878788It's for babies.
/u/fags I KNEEL
>>30878809THEY ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING WITH A VIBRATOR LIVE
SEX SEX SEX
This is some top-tier /u/ bait, goddamn.My heterosexual boy and her platonic friend are pretty good at playing this.
>>30878829They're vacuuming Mori's giant clit
>>30878669>Do anyone of you know a 30k$ a night suite in japanSuite prices are usually not public.
MMMMMMMMMMMM
>nose vacuumdo women really?
>>30878829It sounds like they're fucking around with a vibrator
I cant believe Kiara is using a vibrator on Mori live..
>>30878760
>>30878730Still smarter than the other ones
>>30878746Not much until you've been with the company for a while, rewards are booty buttcheeks until your card starts upgrading. The rewards are just a small bonus though, improving your credit score is the only really important part.Not sure how relevant a good credit score is outside of the US, but over here, not having a credit card that you responsibly make payments on is pretty irresponsible.
>>30878825This is Mori we're talking about though.
>>30878796>>30878788
>>30878787I'm in France, we only have>Carte de créditWhich is translated to "credit card", but is just used to withdraw money from your account or directly pay for stuff with your money
>>30878800Not in Tokyo, but Hokkaido
This is an probable example of the nose vacuum.Sucks off blackheads and such.May or may not have a low power setting for use on the clit
Oh nonono, I hope the archive is up right away, I'm in a uni lecture and can't watch what is happening.
>For fook's sake
>buzzing>O faceKek chicken.
Yes Kiara, do not make this nose vacuuming stream weird!
>>30878788It's a blackhead remover.
FOR FOCKS SAKE
I thought Kiara would know about facial products.
I can't stop smiling
Not gonna lie they are pretty fun together.
>>30878798It's interesting how Mori and Ame were both starving artist tier, but Mori is a 'just won the lottery and goes on a spending spree' type of rich poorfag, whereas Ame is the 'stuff all the new money in her mattress' type of rich poorfag.
>'don't be weirdWe're way past that Mori. The german scat porn's getting ever closer.
>>30878811Asians tend to have very compact noses, which can result in their nasal passages being constricted and prone to blockage.
>>30878841>My heterosexual boyI may have some bad news for you.
This stream is so fucking kino holy shit
>>30878859so a debit card?
>FOR FOCK'S SAKE
legendary stream
>>30878764Kiara needs to get back home for the HoloEN MC shittery in time
ENTER
Would you fuck both of them?
JESAS
The sound...
>>30878350weh
>>30878884fucking perfect
>>30878880Boys like girls, anon. And she's my boy.
>>30878869Aren't those actually not blackheads, but something different?
>>30878798Never ever.
>>30878850Isn't this cheaper than 30k USD?
god the JOPS watching this must be fucking sweating
>>30878887>Clit sucking device
>>30878695>credit scoreThe fuck do you use that for, anyway?
Forgot my image>>30878861
>>30878887why does this look phallic?
>>30878853Honestly outside of the super important shit such as mortgages and down payments for cars it doesn't seem like good credit is actually valuable. Sell me on it, please.
Ahh the skinwalker strikes again
>>30878777>>30878778nah, that'll be Mori/Coco collab
>>30878859Yeah, that's what we call a debit card in germany.
Guys, women are fucking weird.
>>30878872>>30878863*British words that can't be translated*
>>30878703>The top tier hotels in most cities that are designed for multi-millionaires. If you're worth $250 million USD and your hotel room doubles as a business cost then who cares about $30k.This sounds like a great EN-collab.
>>30878724It probably wouldn't have gone through. That would have been even more embarrassing than having caught it.
I KNEEL..
Consider thisWhat straight woman tries to get a $3k penthouse suite for one night of fun as part of a long 5 day honeymoon with their "forever friend"
RAP TIME
>>30878885I wish they could ditch that. This is much more fun. Are collabs typically an hour? It seems like they're getting shorter.
>>30878925>>30878882I mean I guess, unfortunate it only ever get translated like thisEven in all movies, all books. That's what not having any equivalent for what english people name debit card do I suppose
>>30878884She's definitely here. Giving us the exploitables.
>Your sucking machine
>NARUHODONE
>>30878761A masterpiece!
>rap genius lyrics
>>30878850KEK
Meanwhile in 5ch
This collab is pure gold.
And then they had hot wild sex with the lights on
>>30878877I like girls who doesn't unnecessary splurge.
>>30878941sucking machine for her futa dick
>>30878841I don't see it. Just two friends fucking around.
>>30878927they're just having fun bro
>your sucking machineholy kek
>>30878861>>30878918JESAS
>>30878952Those faggots alternate between just like us and incredibly shit taste. Kinda funny actually.
>>30878684All the girls are dumb in their own special way
>>30878939Germans use EC-Card for debit card.
This sounds like they're using a vibrator
>Mori probably got hear a variety of moans and gasps from Kiara in her natural voice >Kiara probably got a chance to fondle Mori's moris on more than one occasion aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30878952Cunny Connoisseur
>>30878937The one who got that money over night when before that they was a poorfag
aren't those things bad for your skin
>>30878920You've gotta play jew games to win jew prizes, better to minmax early.
>>30878869>that pimpleDamn that looks painful.
>I'll make it more powerfuljesus fucking christ this stream just keeps getting better.
I can't handle this stream
>MORE POWERMORE POWER>MORE POWERMORE POWER>MORE POWERMORE POWER
>poresOh, it's for sebaceous filaments. I fucking thought they had a snot vacuum
>mfw this entire stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G-BL4TnGIQ
>>30878955Thanks Koromama, could you read us a Gurame story next?
>>30878937The one who always wanted to be big a rockstarand live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The HITACHI MAGIC WAND
>>30878859You don't have a card that takes out a high interest loan for you instantly when you use it?
Kiara started her lesbian mating call.
>>30878919It doesn't.
Ahem, MORI AND KIARA ARE HAVING SEX WITH A VIBRATOR LIVE ON STREAM RIGHT NOW
>>30878695>Credit cards are only a scam for financially illiterate people.so like watson and her dumb never paying the full amount at the end of the month no matter what
HOLY FUCK IT'S A DILDO.
>>30878937One that will make more than 300k in a year. One who met a new friend on the biggest break of their life.
>>30878916Credit score is an evaluation of how well you can be trusted to repay debts.The worse your credit score, the higher liability you are when you take on debt, eg. the less faith the bank has that you'll repay it. This means both that the bank will be less willing to give you big loans (eg. a mortage) and that they'll shaft you with higher interest rates to offset the risk of you simply failing to make payments after a while.
>JUST THE TIP
This, uh.. This is getting gross.
>>30878916Credit scores are most commonly used by banks to determine "should we give this guy a loan to buy a house/car whatever" having a really high score can sometimes get you better interest rates, having a really low score means you can't buy a house/car whatever because no one will give you money.
>Kiara getting impressed with Calli's simps>"Yeah, they're weird like that sometimes"Legitimately funny shit.
this is too much
>>30878706>Goes through with it>Shows up with Kiara>Hotel staff confused>How can this scuffed couple afford 30k a night?>I'm a rapper>Oh?Kek
>Just the tip
>>30878877most of their actual spending outside of meme mentions seem to be focused around their jobs though
>perfectly framed closeup guhkek
Without translations the JP bros are going to think some crazy things about this streamEspecially the way they both got more excited when the vibrating noise kicked into overdrive
>this vibe doesn't work on me>it's just not a good product
>>30879015It's a clit vacuum
>>30878952I love my dagger daughter, but these offcollabs in HoloEN are a rare event.
JUSTTHETIP
>>30878918It's like those magic wands which are obviously just a massager for your sore muscles
>>30878999Jesas anon
oh dear lord the fanarts
Nose...
I'LL GIVE MORI JUST THE TIP
>kiara is a brownnoser
>>30878899Products like these usually get rid of whiteheads, not blackheads.>>30878916It nets you better APR on loans and mortgages, primarily.>>30878920I mean, isn't that enough? I bought my first car at 9% APR because I had no credit. Sure would have liked if someone told me to build my score back when I was a freshman in college.
>>30879006Yeah never heard of that, i guess it's also called carte de crédit all of them under the same name
I love you, Gura!
image
>>30879003Before meting their death at 20 or 30 from drugs and aid
Guh!
>>30878850Roru
RIP
It has been one hour.