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きtらァァァ
はあちゃま好き好き
mom
PLEASE RAVAGE MY ANUS KANATA
I love Kanatan!
>>30863829>>30863826A rather interesting juxtaposition
Greetings my fellow 35P!
>>30863804Pekomom should just become a vtuber. Its easy money.
pekoーらママ好きだ
>>30858217What the fuck is with that answer I got wrong? Check on fucking what? Do they need to confer with literal god about whether the people do, in fact, in reality, actually intend to buy tickets? Is he checking if they have any tickets in stock? Great, that would make sense, if they added literally any fucking context with regards to that in that sentence- without any, it seems like he's checking the validity of their actual fucking statement, not the validity of the existence of tickets to be purchasedWhat ESL-brained shitskin even wrote that question?!
I will marry this menhera.
Roboco's laugh sustains me.
>>30863786I miss melposter, at least with her 1490/1500 posts per thread were shit instead of 1500/1500
I'm not kitten when I say love Botan a lot!
>>30863871You are supposed to roleplay
>>30863865very cool hololive related post, and not off topic meta discussion at all
>>30863871Its an online test anon-chama.
>>30863871>I would likeIt's something that is going to happen, someone is planning to purchase tickets. It's the same as asking "Can I purchase two tickets for tomorrow's event?"and>How much did you payThis is in the past, this is asking about something that has already happenedIt's pretty obvious that these two sentences don't go together
AKUTAN SUKI
>>30863804SNIFF
>>30863871It says "I'd like two tickets", implying they haven't been bought yet. You chose "how much did you pay?" implying they have been bought which makes no fucking sense. It's extremely simple future/past tense stuff.
>>30863882It's been over six months, are you any closer to marrying her?
>>30863871The person is asking for tickets. Why are you answering with a past tense? I think you are the ESL anonchaama
>>30858217i ingliz iz nut gud
んなあああああ
>>30863944Yes.
>>30863871lol dumbass ESL, it makes perfect sense. The context that he's checking if the show is sold out is perfectly normal and reasonable and you would know that if you lived in an English speaking nation and ever went to a movie theater."I'd like two tickets for tomorrow night." is present tense and "How much did you pay?" is past tense. You don't ask somehow how much they paid for something they haven't even received yet. The fact that you think "How much did you pay?" is an appropriate response when someone says "I'd like two tickets" is completely insane to me. What do you mean how much did I pay you prick, I don't even know how much I'm SUPPOSED to pay you yet. You are speaking in past tense for a present tense transaction.
>>30863921Why aren't you complaining about these posts?>>30863871>>30863910>>30863911>>30863924>>30863943>>30863951>>30863952
I love my gen5
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi! 2 Miko streams today! - Collab with Nene, Choco, Mio on the main channel at 20:00 JST https://youtu.be/7WOAI3Oepes - School Days watch party on twitch at 24:00 JST twitch/sakuramiko_hololiveBe there 35P!
Lamy is a legitimate alcoholic man, I have alcoholic tendencies but jesus christ even I think she has a problem.
Hug me onii-chan!Based.
Seaweed womb!
>>30863911That still doesn't make it make senseThere were no good options, but at least mine could be interpreted as "Hey, we'd like (to collect) two tickets (that we pre-purchased) for tonight", upon which the distributor asks them to confirm the amount they paid in order to determine it's in fact the correct amount for two tickets.
>>30863969that's relevant to haachamas stream, I don't see a stream asking to show your memberships
>>30863980Rushia don't look...
>>30863753>Anon, your beloved vtubers literally plays RFA, horror games and do ASMR because they know their voice sells. Its whoring too, you dont need to get that salty about itAnon that's a downright idiotic comparison if you think making slightly lewd sounds is the same as intentionally making dick sucking noises while naked
I set up an AFK minecraft farm like Aqua did and I've crashed my friend's server economy.
>hololive>noone is live
I finally found her city. I'll be there sunday. Wish me luck.
I want Matsuri to sit on my face
>>30863980You are an antoholic.
Do you think Suisei secretly masturbates to her own R18 fanarts?
>>30863980>not drinking with you oshi
>>30863871Out of all the questions that can easily be misunderstood, it was that one?
lumao
>>30864016Just a reminder...
https://files.catbox.moe/dn584f.mp4Okayu trying to sing a translated DK Rap is peak soul.
>>30863804I want to fuck Pekomom.
>>30863994You are just reaching beyond belief. Just make your answer based on what's literally written
>>30863925>>30863943>>30863951Because the only way I could make heads of tails of any of the options was with that one by presuming that the "want" her wasn't the actual purchase, but the collecting of the goods of a previously made purchase. >>30863994
>>30863980If you told me lamy was part Russian i wouldnt bat an eye
>>30863994Then it would have said something like "I'd like to COLLECT my two tickets for tomorrow night" you fucking retard. You projected your own bullshit onto the question which is why it makes no sense to you.
Time to off collab with Astel, goodbye losers
I was just checking Mikos twitch to sub and wtf theres a $25 tier I thought only whores like Choco and Matsuri did that
>>30864056Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky!
>>30863871>ESLs making fools of themselves in the YouTube chat and in these threadsThe best part of Haachamas English tests
>60 TALENTS
Possible Milestones for the rest of December:Marine 900kAmelia 800kRushia 800kAyame 600kMio 500kLuna 400kTowa 400kOllie 300kReine 200kAnya 200k
>>30864080Think every twitch streamer with sub options open has a 25 tier but I might be wrong
https://files.catbox.moe/w9qum7.webm
>>30863994You're retarded and will never speak English, I'm sorry.
RUSHIA WATCH O-
I can't wait for everyone to start streaming all at once from evening onwards!
1 fact about Pakoyo:1. She is a lying lazy whore
>>30864003>that's relevant to haachamas streamMeta discussions about an english test aren't relevant to Haachama's stream which already ended.
>>30864085okayu...I might not be a gorilla but I am still hairy....let me be your chunky...
>>30863966I've literally worked in a movie theatre before you fucking retard, I'd never say something so devoid of fucking context as "let me check for you!", I'd say "let me see if there are any seats available", because that conveys a clear and present connection between me tapping on the fucking screen in front of me and their request instead of sounding like I'm some poorly programmed AI response.
>>30864016In case this is not bait from the other board. Damn, the effect of EN branch is so strong some of the guys are now developing alternate reality
>>30864126The more I see her little doodles. The more I love it....
>>30864120Mito Rushia is cute as fuck I want more
>>30864068I know it would, but if they were buying tickets, the vendor would say "Let me check if we have any left", not "let me check for you", it sounds absolutely fucking retarded and disconnected.
I love my oshi very much!! She loves you too, Anon!!
>>30864020Matsuri is probably a squirter, would you take hot menhera facial for her?
I hope there's no one foolish enough to stream over Watame's announcement tonight
>>30864154It's okay buddy you're anonymous here, you can just not reply and accept that you're retarded. Sure, you have to live with the shame, but once you get over that you can just pretend you never posted.
>>30864154Hi, i'd like two tickets for x please.I'll just check that for you.Okay thanks.How are you struggling with this, it's a perfectly natural response
>>30864154Your response makes you sound even more robotic you idiot
>>30864126Someone did kinda make it but good luck finding the sparkly water under all the cream they used
Nice English class thread
>>30864178Hmmm
>>30864154>I've literally worked in a movie theatreAnd I guess you never make it far in the education departement especially English
>>30864195Seamonkey hours.
>>30864195it's full of esl's anyways
Col lab when?
>>30864080That's just twitch.
>>30864198different branch, and both of those are literal who
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1339813380035497985Holy shit, Okayu got followed back by her favorite comedy trio, Jungle Pocket. She's been singing praise about these guys forever now.
>>3086386535p are always my friends no matter who else they MEMBA too.
>>30864198those two had these planned at the start of the week while Watame announced her stream today.
>>30864198Not hololive
>>30864195What the fuck. Isn't this /jp/
。。。
>>30864157Anon posting >dead hours when holos stream that the poster dosent care about existed before EN
Haven't you had enough to drink?
Can someone post their membership tab full of Ars memberships? I wonder if people like this are here
>>30863871These materials are maybe recycled from older lessons. This entire concept is some mid 20th century shit
>>30864157Go back
>>30864233it is worse then /jp/ it is westerners thinking that japan is nothing but anime and kawai girls
>>30864253Don't tell me what to do you clingy bitch
>>30864157why would I willingly watch western whores? do you even know where you are?
>>30863980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkexOZVp8s0&ab_channel=blubsubsvAfter this video it should tell you that, even more so when I always hear drinking from a water bottle
>>30864258Whats wrong with paying with ars?
>>30863871>>30863943>>30864088>>30864046>>30863994Alright imagine this.You've gone to a ticket booth with your oshi and she tells the cashier that she'd like two tickets. Ticket person gives her two then after that you will ask. How much did you pay? The problem here is that the people who answered How much did you pay? assumes that there is a 3rd hidden person or action that is happening.And most of the time in real life this is a common thing to do when you're with someone. Thats why it made sense for some people to answer it.
I love Roboco!
>>30864258Here's the only one that matters
>3 sponsored streams in one dayAre we winning?
>>30864297Based
>>30864233No this is /uk/
>>30864293Stop forcing your flawed logic into a simple grade schooler statement and reading too much. Fuck off.
Cutehttps://twitter.com/raiten82248151/status/1337813924712914945
>>30864185How the fuck are you retards this unironically this denseCheck ThatWhat is 'that'? Since it's an answer to a request, with literally no fucking context to it beyond that, 'that' is the request. The dude is implying that he is checking on the state of their request- not the actual purpose of the request, but the literal fucking syntax of the sentence.There are loads of places you can get by with context. This isn't one.Let me prove it: "Hi, I'd like two tickets for HoloFes please""Sure, let me check that for you"Decipher this shit now ESL-chama, given that HoloFes tickets are unlimited, you faggots.
It's 2 days until Yogiri graduates.I'm glad that she's alive but I'm definitely not okay.I will never forget her.YOGIRI LOVEhttps://youtu.be/evhQ9oo29SIBless this guy for the subs
>>30864192> basic context is roboticWe're not actually speaking Japanese, the insinuation between purchasing something and limited stock isn't near strong enough to justify a response this autistic
Okay let's settle this, which Holo is the biggest freak of them all?
>>30864337>20 Yogiri graduation>21 HolofestOuch.
>>30864211I'm actually sad this never happened. Aqua was the only reason she joined Hololive.
>>30864351Noel
>we have now moved on to discussing how a minimum wage slave stumping tickets should interact with a customerThis place is entertaining if nothing else
>>30864320i think your brain is flawed when you aren't asking someone how much they paid after they've treated you. Fucking retard
https://files.catbox.moe/indvzd.mp3
>>30864293Except you are supposed to be the cashier in that question not the person buying tickets and that is made obvious during the test if you can actually speak english.
Miko is still dreaming about that official hololive galge huh https://youtu.be/Ucg-NrkZIeo
>>30864379You anons are okay sometimes
What's with the English class posting? Post more holos.
wtf we have hagfags ITT now?
>>30864369we can't have nice things anon
>>30864368I'll find it funny if Yogiri's 3D concert ends up having a higher production value than Cover does for their big concert.
>>30864394yeah thats the fucking point. NO ONE HERE WORKED AS FUCKING TICKET MAN OR SOME SHIT.SO THE NORMAL RESPONSE FOR A NORMAL PERSON IS TO FUCKING ASK THEM HOW MUCH THEY PAID SO YOU CAN GIVE THEM YOUR SHARELIKE HOLY FUCK. WHEN WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU TREATED SOMEONE OUT OR WENT OUTSIDE WITH YOUR FAMILY
some of you guys are alright, don't go to global tomorrow
>>30864324Keep on struggling with a very basic English quiz. And yeah of course that makes no sense when you apply it like that."Hi, i would like two tickets to Australia on the 25th at 2:00pm please.""Let me check that for you" Still struggling?
Mogu mogu.
>>30864411HoloHag union runs this thread
>>30863871Wow you're a stupid ESL. Which one of those vtuber translator groups are you from?
>>30864413ok ching chong chang ching chong san
>>30864395I'd unironically buy it. Go for it Mikochi, make your dream come true.
>>30864422anon!?!?
>>30864402
>>30864437It's just "mo" now.
>>30864437OKAYU~
>>30864202Far enough to know that if somebody asked me for a large popcorn, I wouldn't say "Sure, let me check that for you", and then proceed to laugh like a 80's fucking sitcom character and blink for the first and last time as my programming finally kicked in.
Abe let me go and I will impregnate every HoloHag. I will make you proud
>>30864437AH ITADAKIMASU
Please post holo image that you've fapped to the most, I'm having an urge to fap right now
>>30864437Can we all at least agree Okayu is the ugliest Holo?
>>30864413>sponsored by Bushiroad this timein your dream Zhong
Polka is on the holoserver
>>30863871What is your first language? Maybe some anon from your country can explain it better in your language.
>>30864395Okayu said if there ever was one, to leave Shion's scenario to her. So that's one down at least.
>>30864402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3PJm4pATyM
Hi I want a thread dedicated to HololiveI´ll just check for you
Japananon, chink and Seanig, it's perfect time for you all learn english, this is Daily English Thread
>>30864413If this does end up being the case, I swear will completely drop hololive for good, since apparently Yogiri has to pay her own money for the model and the studio for the 3D stream.
I want a matuli wife
>>30864281oh shit, scary
>>30864094>Ayame 600kyay, another ayame stream before the year ends!
DELICIOUS WET PUSSY
>>30864413Too soon to say. Let’s see how it goes first and then start shitposting.
>>30864154you're talking to brits/europeans, they speak a different casual language than you doif you want to know, if I were at the front counter for a given job, I'd sayhey, is x still available?give me a moment, I'll check...so there's...>>30863871in this specific context you (I'd) are asking for tickets for a future eventto ask "how much did you pay" as a reply to the start of this conversation is odd, because people working at the counter don't ask that as a response
>>30864464I'm just saying it'd be funny. You have to admit it'd be a little silly if some random member of hololive's farewell concert ended up doing certain things better than the big event Cover had been putting together for the last few months.
>>30864505You have no proof.
>>30864413Holofes could end up going well or going horribly wrong and become more like Yabaifes.
>>30864421>Question asks you to play the role of the cashier and respond appropriately>You play the role of the person buying tickets instead and get ass ravaged when you don't understand the answerHoly fuck you actually are retarded
>>30864572ogey
>>30864521Please direct this guy >>30864384>>30864486on how to start properly
meidos nuke this thread onegai
http://poal.me/kaast2http://poal.me/kaast2http://poal.me/kaast2
>>30864504but also keep in mind, Cover is absolutely shit at a lot of aspects when it comes to 3D, and throwing more money at something doesn't necessarily fix everything.
>>30864574
>>30864576My money is coco pulling a owen hart for her entrance. Also luna passing out with in 5 minutes
I miss Korones old microphone. It was kind of funny in a way to have my ears blown every time she let out her high pitch laugh
>>30864523Honestly, I'm shocked they'd single Yogiri out like that. She was one of two confirmed not to have been in bed with ywwuyi, Cover should have at least just done their background checks on all of the CNs to see who was sus and who wasn't, and for that I feel bad for both her and Spade Echo.
>>30864588go back
>>30864505She's going to do a guerilla stream
>>30864605And Mio puking?
>>30864421Wow you're retarded.
Did we actually turn into the DET thread right now?
>>30864614from how she explains it, the model was made with Cover's resources but she had to use her own connections to get everything else.
>>30864426Your correction did literally nothing to improve it.If the request was instead "Are there any tickets available?" and the response was "Let me check that for you", 100%, I'm with youIf the question was "Could you see if there are any tickets available?", then the 'sure' makes sense too, so "Sure, let me check that for you" fits. If the response was "Sure, let me check if there are any available", then it makes sense as a response for "Hi, I would like two ticket for (noun/article+noun)".But this specific combination sounds like two people talking past each other.
I could understand getting questions 12 or 14 wrong, but 4?
>>30864628When did that happened? Timestamp?
Yogiri 3D concert will be BETTER than Holofest
>>30864413/hlg/ is gonna hate Holofes no matter what. And seeing that Yogiri is liked here than around half of the HoloJPs you're probably going to get a lot of that by default.
>go to a movie theatre>ask to purchase two tickets>cashier looks me dead in the eye and asks me "How much did you pay for them?"
do NOT reply
>>30864657are globalfags really this delusional?
>Rushia is very unhappy that you aren't talking about her.
ok
>>30864283Holy fuck she acts exactly like an alcoholic. Even the subtle peer pressure on Nene to drink alcohol. I do that shit all the time because it's the best way to pressure non-drinkers to drink alcohol
>>30864680I think she's cute
>>30864642Yeah it's just not right. I'm losing more and more faith in Cover every day. Forget the "small company" crap they really need to start providing for and protecting their clients. Starts with up at the top of course.
>>30864599Photoshop.
thank you
what's the deal with tuna
>>30864650I don't think that'll be true, but it'd look pretty silly on Cover's part if it was.
I'll spam homos during holofest because Cover were cunts and didn't allow them to take part, a there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>30864680Rushia is so cute... I can't wait to see her tonight...
>>30864671NO
>>30864666I can't believe I laughed at this.
>>30864671What?
>>30864676I'm not wrong though. Artia and Yogiri get a lot of love compared to many of the HoloJPs. The only difference is that I'd wish it were Spade Echo and not Artia the Judas.
>>30864610I miss the UNO collab streams personally
>>30864701Don't be a cunt
>>30864666ESLs in 2020 are a unique bunch.
>>30864657>He doesn't know there used to be a Holofes watchalong in Hololive general months agoOkay newfag, at least make better narratives to rile me up
>>30864421broYou: "I'd like two tickets please."Person selling tickets: "How much did you pay?"you're assumed to be by yourself with one other person in these questions unless they specifically state that you're with a third person>>30864701just ask cover to let them have their own concert instead of being passive-aggressiveeven holocn got to have 3D farewells>>30864717I laughed too
>>30864599Where do you people find this?
>>30864699Luwa...
Tipsy with Ramie~~
>>30864721What the fuck, we hate judas.
>>30864649https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmUVwNut2-Y&feature=youtu.beAt 15:09 or you could search up mio eating wasabi clip
>>30864738
>>30864563I hinged my answer upon the presumption that the "like" here was implying the collection of a purchase made beforehand, as opposed to the initial purchase, because it was the only way I could frame it so that the conversation made actual sense.
>>30864724Don't worry, I'll go all out specially for Miko's performance
船長大好き
>>30864685I would also like to say you can hear the crinkling of a water bottle a lot and her drinking from it all stream. Says a lot just give a second to get a drink from my water bottle or goes to refill it.
>>30864730When, nigger? I don't remember shit and I've been posting here since March.
Which holo is most likely to lose the game?
>>30864724Just ignore him and don't give him (You)s.
>>30864765anon....
People please do not be angry. Have a cute image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qkWwtbr3jE
>>30864779/hlg/ started in March, newfag
>>30864765We've done it at least 3 times since holofes happened anon.
>>30864787>that Rosenthal nose
>>30864787What a lovely nose.
Quick ...prove you are not a ESL..
So. Is anyone gonna stream holofest and post the link here? As much as i like hololive, i wouldn't spend a chunk of my wages on a single event.
>>30864745She has a sizeable fanbase of annoying chink larpers, twitchkiddies and /v/ermin but saying Yogiri and her are more liked than half of the JPs is downright delusional. For each person who likes Artia you have 3 who shit on her. And while Yogiri has a fairly positive reception here she lacks the numbers and there isn't really much discourse about her, just song sharing and people mourning the fact she's graduating.
>>30864413>Bushiroadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnYD910tHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sP5pH_5maA
>>30864754>the "like" here was implying the collection of a purchase made beforehandThis literally makes no sense. Have you really never heard somebody say "I'd like a hamburger please" when buying fast food or something similar? This is basic English.
>>30864733Alright some people are claiming that there was a note to roleplay as the ticket guy.If thats the case then that would've been my answer.>>30864724ignore him. hes the only person posting homoshit in this general. Just look at his posts.Reeks of samefag.
>>30864808Let me check for you
>>30863804Not Hololive
Poor Gen 5. The fact that Aloe was usually the center member of the group in advertisement makes me think Cover had big plans for her. Without her, the picture looks a lot more empty.
>>30864794And the last Holofes was last December. That's virtually impossible since you fags were still part of /vyt/ a year ago and /hlg/ started in March. I'm tired of you fucking newfags pretending you've done shit this general clearly has not.
Sora stream tonight and tomorrow
>>30864810whatever gets posted here is just going to be ratted out to Hololive officials so it won't last long.
nice to see that that one dude who was making the holovn didn't drop it as it was recently updated after a long absence.
>>30864808пошел на хуй
>>30864808How much did you pay?
>>30863865You again...
What the fuck please tell me there's good lewd of the sword cunny
>30864765>30864793What a comedy gold. Just stop, I'm literally dying right now
>>30864823who cares, shes reclining and I hope she actually has to lay on her back to get money to move out.
Even as a richfag I don't feel like paying for this.
if holostars are not at holofes i am not going
>>30864810There was an anon saying he will do it a few times but i think he tends to be here during other hours
>>30864808but i'm am
>>30864808Afternoon and evening
>>30864808What a stupid!
>>30864813Bushiroad is sponsoring the event, but how involved they are in the actual production is completely different.
>>30864753Korona...
>>30864787Roboco....
>>30864835>Consequences for forgetting to visit Rushia
>>30864864No one is going to Holofes it's an online live event there is no in-person stage
>>30864856Paying for what
>>30864808quick, prove you're not an ESL*
>>30864835link?
>>30863933
>>30864887He meant perform there.
>>30863882You can't compete with lyger
>>30864791>2k offA long stream I guess
>>30864808I am an Eggplant Salad Lover.
>>30864804>>30864807Now you know why she sounds like a retard and has people in chat telling her to stop being a slobbering mouth breather
>>30864808I used the word "furthermore" once.
>>30864825>last December1st holofes was on 24th Jan this year you larpingnigger
>>30864754You: I would like two tickets for tomorrow night.Person selling tickets: How much did you pay?Person selling tickets: I will just check for you.if things don't make sense break use I'll as I will/I shall, I'd as I would, etc>>30864816there isn't oneit's given as it is, question and answer. Giving *NOTE:* in any given language exam shows the question setters are incapable of providing sufficient context>>30864808You take a left, then walk straight down the street to reach it.
>>30864903Or Domo
>>30864666Rumao
>>30864825Anon, your dates are so off it's painful.
>>30864808>not a ESL>aYou first
>>30864903He has permanently cemented himself in the chat jannie zone. There's no chance she respects him now.
Is this really the kind of thread we're having tonight? An English-learning thread?
>>30864889Let me check for you.
>>30864921Yeah, but /hlg/ didn't exist then you fucking newfag. Just go back to r/Hololive if you're gonna make shit up.
>>30864825imagine larping this hard
English ones too
>>30864887Chances are the homos would gladly support the girls as part of the audience too.
>>30864940
>>30863871https://www.marugoto-online.jp/info/level_check_test/?lang=engDo your Japanese reps instead. I'm sure 90% of this thread can't even get 50/100.
>>30864896this is the part where I tell you to do your archive reps right?https://svsh.itch.io/holovn
>>30864825Anon... first your dates are off, second literally just look it up on the archives
>>30864825The split didn't happen in March, retard. It happened with 4th gen. Be a dear and go look up when they debuted, I'm not spoonfeeding a newfag like you anymore.
>>30864959Oh fuck I actually forgot to do my reps today, thanks
>>30864808VENITE AL BOSQUE HIJO DE LA REMIL
>>30864955This isn't your strong suit, maybe you should go back to complaining about the title anon.
>>30864825Stop embarrassing yourself, larpingtard
I'm watching that Watame totsumachi. Did anything happen to Haachama after that?
>homobeggar hours
>>30863989 Men dont have wombs, silly!
>>30864823For comparison.
>>30864903It's either Nygger is seething that he knows Festival is banging someone right now or he is a complete submissive SEAnigger sissy who enjoys imagining her laying with another man
>>30864825>Decemberlarpingchama...also /hlg/ started back in febuary. i can still remember my posts during Miko live reacting to Watauta and janken.
https://streamable.com/3goh2f
Today I passed the $1000 total SC threshold. Feels good.
>>30864917Who is that? You say slobbering mouth breather so I assume Towa
>>30864959Merry Christmas anon
>>30864816>Alright some people are claiming that there was a note to roleplay as the ticket guy.You don't need a note because no one says "I'd like two tickets please" to anyone but the ticket guy
If the worst part of this thread is someone forgetting when the 1st Holofes was then I think this thread is good.
I'll be honest, i don't actually understand the hate for being ESL, as a EOP i wish i grew up learning a second language.
>>30864965Already did that before.
>>30864823>>30865012I thought Polka was the leader.
>>30864959Fuck I'm sorry......my reps
>>30865018
>>30864815>"I'd like a hamburger please">"Sure, let me check that for you"I too often forget whether burgers really do exist or not.
>>30865009My bros are too good for your cheap scam of a concert
>>30865028>a EOP
>>30864954One for the afternoon and one for the night please.
>>30865028t, nguyen
>>30865011Astel's an alien anything is possible
>>30865023We're only 300 posts in though Anon. It can get worse. Much, much worse.
>>30865041Leader != Center. There are plenty of idol groups where the leader isn't the center
>>30864808Koetakki pakottaa meikäläistä valehtelemaan
>>30865050>Saying that when Roberu thought so highly of holofesfake fan
>>30865069I didn't know that.
hime i think you'll reach 400k before then...https://youtu.be/3qkWwtbr3jE
>>30865069what idol has positions now? who is the goalie for gen 5?
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339812638574915584
>>30864945it's perfectly fine in comparison to posting porn and talking about sex non-stop, or the 157294601823th time we're discussing chi-nopoohbearsallowed-na, or people talking about wanking off to a holo picture and asking others to join in, and more>>30865016fucking hell, you could buy a fucking amplifier and speaker system with that amount>>30865028people shit on others on the internet for no reason other than to feel a little better about themselvesyou could still learn one with the next 2 or 3 years of your life. It just takes daily practice and the eventual end goal of being able to communicate with others in the language you chose
>>30865067Also dead hours, it's just too good to be true. I just hope I'm not asleep by the Octopath Traveler collab
>>30865056Just because i only speak English, doesn't mean i have perfect grammar, feel free to go outside and speak to the majority of people, most will fail even more basic English
>tfw you miss a stream by 10 minutes
>>30865041Was she supposed to be? Cause it doesn't seem like she is all that leader like for a while now
>>30865102
https://twitter.com/OutofVTubers/status/1339637586243960832?s=19Red-kun is deader than Haato
>>30864008Its still whoring. Just because their level of whoring aren't the same, doesnt negate the fact they are whoring. And you dont have to get salty about it. If your sense of morality thinks its wrong then just simply dont watch them and except the fact that there are others who dont really give a fuck. Also, using their Live2D models to seduce men for money is not that much diffrent from stripping or camwhoring for money.
>30865107Really bad post.
Sui-chan wa?
>>30864945You need it the most Moona.
>>30865088Roberu is a fun guy but his opinions about idols are objectively garbage and he's no more than a casual
>>30864035No, she mastrubates to Kanata's futa fanart
>>30865135>>30865107k>>30865149you're*
>>30865149Her English is bad too? I thought it was just her Japanese.
https://files.catbox.moe/1o9dkc.mp4
>>30865145https://streamable.com/iqxqou
>>30865102Aloe=PGNene=SGPolka=SFLamy=PFBotan=C
>>30865160You can just admit you don't know what you're talking about. I don't really care whether you try to save face or not.
>>30865107>you could still learn one with the next 2 or 3 years of your life. It just takes daily practice and the eventual end goal of being able to communicate with others in the language you choseI'm attempting to learn Japanese like i have tried too in the past, just need to keep being motivated to not give up so easily.
>>30865173Moona is not proficient in any language.
>>30864955>cant even bother to check the archives>calling everyone who disagrees newfagMaybe you should be the one moving to >>>/reddit/
>>30865175thank you choco sensei
https://files.catbox.moe/hjrrk6.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/zpjuoa.mp4
>>30865069The Center isn't even a consistent thing a changes constantly from song to song. you don't even need to go outside of hololive to notice, ALICE has Soras the leader, but Alice in NY has Kanata as the center
https://streamable.com/tvlg5a
>>30865160what happened to Ogas stream the other day
>hololive thread didn't exist before march>1st holofes was on december>never joined the watchalongsThis larping faggot is fucking hilarious.
>>30865145Fully well prepared for for daily Urine Administration
>>30865195Is that Coco's dad?
>>30865120From her debut stream she said she'd be the MC for when there'd be all-Gen 5 collabs while the other 4 played, while most of her solo streams would just be zatsudan. So much for that...
>>30865120Local generation leader not so tough after one of her four friends graduates, more news at 11.
>>30864945She really should stick to indonesian
>>30864730can we have one before Holofes2?
I'm ETL, get on my level faggots.
I'm schizophrenic
>>30865173Even her indonesian is shit.
>>30865200I don't think he edited out anything all that could be considered "yab" was left in, probably just want to double check if it was ok to openly talk about how much of a cute Luna is
Isn't Suisei so beautiful?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr9iBBbvyoM
>>30864923Turning it into "I will" didn't fix the lack of context.Nothing anybody is saying in here is going to change the fact that assuming that the most immediately questionable quality of a ticket purchase is its potential unavailability is fucking retarded. A ticket for a movie isn't a fucking Black Friday clearance sale, last movie I went to I literally jacked off in the theatre because I was the only one there.
>>30865050Imagine using Roberu of all homos to shit on Holofes. He's an avid supporter of it, stop embarrassing yourself.
Another thread ruined by homosharts.
>>30865200>>30865235Obvious samefagging even after he got outed last thread, whew...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c_tlNO5jO4Ievan PolKANATAN
>Kiaras speaking voice my sides she sounds like a muppet
>>30865240>Avid supporter Instead of what actively shitting on it? he has yet to shill holofest even once, and isn't even allowed to talk about it
>>30864283YAGOO has found another one.
>>30865117natural selection
nobudango.mp4
>homoshart replying to himself
>>30865268he has
>>30865102Well it's from that idol anime butLeader - leaderCenter - main person for the songFront row - were popular idols are placedBack row - were the rest are placedsomething along those lines
>>30865095Center is for the on-stage appearance for the performances. For example, we can't have the tall people block people at the backBut the actual backstage leader can be anyone, even the center
>>30865235he probably had sex with Luna and wanted to share
>>30865249No need to thank me, I'll keep going a little more just for (you)
>>30864965I thought I was a shitter but I got 86 in this, to no surprise, listening was the easiest one.
>>30865272Who was the first?
>>30865268Fucking spamming newfag doesn't know that he attended the first one and talked about it before.
>>30865236I want to be more than friends with Suisei...
>>30865103Miko's new 3D is the day after Holofes? That's strange timing.
>>30865227EFL, step up anon
>>30865289I would rather he not, Luna's roommate isn't even cute and is pretty much made of paper
I CAN FRYYOU CAN FRYWE CAN FRY
>>30865282he's always like thisjust ignore him
Post Thicc chammers
>>30865251just dont reply to him and put all homos in the filters.Its really pathetic.
Botan would be the leader if she could actually be bothered to give a shit about anything. I figure when Gamers 2 comes, she'll do a Fubuki and move to that.
>>30865289>>30865325>still samefagging this hard
>>30865239The problem is we have to assume context, and given the options for question 4 the other 2 made no sense. "I'll just check for you." works but will come off unnatural in some situations.
>>30864292You might as well pay them in leaves if you're using ars. At least leaves can be turned into compost and used to grow something potentially valuable.
>>30865311Didn't mean another alcoholic, but another chuuba with problems. Wonder what we are going to find out about Nene, apart from her being slightly retarded?
>>30864614I think its less of singling out. They can't have a branch for just one person. Especially when that one person does the poorest among the other HoloCN. Admit it, how many of you guys only recently discovered her. She's not even famous in Reddit. She can't really speak EN like Artia or Civia, can't speak JP on Rosalyn level too, so transferring to YouTube is out of question. Also, she will for sure be harassed by NGA goons when she chose to stay under Hololive.
>>30865187Not true, she's A1 in Autism.
>>30865341>Gen 5 left with Polka/Lamy/Nenethat would be a disaster.
>>30865332Uggh that belly fat
>>30865221Oh yeah she did have that talk show with the other 4 right after her debut. Still disappointed how much of her early stream ideas got shafted >>30865223Honestly she had overall a pretty shity start what with the poltato pc making early collabs a pain for her followed by the jannie thing.
>>30865268Stop falseflagging using Roberu you fucking newfag
I can't get over you fucking ESL faggots, did you call a help line to confirm the availability of HoloFes tickets when you tried to purchase them too?
>>30865313So has he even talked about beyond the stage? let me give you a clue, no he hasn't, because he isn't allowed to talk about the main branch despite having friend on it and being a fan of subaru>Muh Non stop story talkOhhh such a profound conversation, it was shallow as fuck since he couldn't even go into detail about it in the slightest and he never talks about the holos as idols, almost like he doesn't actually care, because why would he
>>30865325well we can't know for sure but he definitely fucked FBK
>>30865335Doesn't fucking work anymore. They are spamming images.
>>30865267Her laugh makes me want to pull out my hair. Awful.
>>30865345Don't you have to check for available seats in movie theaters? That's what I thought the contest of that line was.
>>30865375HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30864808*an
>>30865344>Still coping, seething and dilating this hard just because someone dared to talk about males
I have literally never once, been angry at people posting about holostars. They're so inoffensive I don't see how you can get angry at them.
>>30865332
>>30865239look, I get that you're upset that they don't use the exact words you think they should to show a response to the query, but "I will check for you" fits here because it means "I'll check (if the seat is still available) for you"and please don't masturbate, don't devolve into degeneracy>>30865345yes, it is the best answer out of the four>>30865358this would be true except innk was a thingI agree that they'll probably avoid from having single-unit generations in future though
>>30865332>>30865362I hope Noel takes her out to Gyuudon lunchesa lot
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1339825263736025090SHES HYPERVENTILATING
>>30865375Just leave the thread anon, there's nothing to post about on dead hours
>watch HoloEN or watch Homos
kek, the spamming ogafag and the spamming itoddler are fucking newfags.
>>30865375meido needs to ban him.guy is using two computers to spam shit. Just look at the filenames and how similar they are.
>>30865145kyou mo kawaii!
>>30865375What a thin skinned faggot, thanks for making my day
How do we stop YAGOO from turning Hololive into Katawa Shoujo
>>30865341Botan fits a mentor role anyway. Polka it too unstable to be a leader but she she easily do center if needed
>>30865400No my fat cat, don't die
>>30864965i was being an idiot and lost 13 points in the first section by writing in romaji instead of hiragana
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1339824726131187712
>>30865425Dumbass.
>>30865284>>30865194Units still have a "default" center for non-song stuff like events. For one-off units, it doesn't really exist but for persistent units it's a real thing. The im@s main reds function as this for their branches for example.
>>30865425Are you me?
>>30865375>spammingDid you mean normal discussions that hurt your peepee?
>>30865406I have been watching Watson stream three different streams today and a fourth one coming soon while I wait for JP prime time. I would rather watch EN than males.
>>30865367What falseflagging idiot, Roberu "liking" holofest doesn't make it any less of a literal scam. if nothing Roberu must be a aware of how shitty and even is when compared to actual concerts
>>30864701Not a Homo hater, but whining here won't get your homo anywhere. If you wanna be vocal about it go to their Twitter or throw away your pride and go their official subreddit and yell all you want. Spamming this thread with homos will only make this place hate you and the homos more and kill any chance of them of even trying to watch a homo stream
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/kfddrh/a_meme_review_coming_up/So, will this be the first Meme Review that will have member's only chat?
>>3086496577/100 @13 mins
>>30865335I'd hate to say it but I agree. Either you filter them out or just do your best to ignore them if you like the occasional homo discussion.t.homofag
>nooo the hoboshards are ruining my ESL thread make them stop!
>>30865345The situation for the option I chose came way more readily to me, because the idea of a pre-purchased ticket at least makes some sense to me, even if asking how much you paid as a way to confirm what you purchased would still be weird as hell. Maybe concertfags have a different mindset and begin to froth at the mouth like hungry dogs when they consider situations where they want to buy tickets, but none of the things I've gotten tickets for were nearly so pressed for time that I was at all worried about tickets not being in stock when asking to purchase them.
>>30865385Why are you assuming Movie theater though, it could be a flight, concert or a Ferris wheel where there is uncertainty about the availability of seats.
>>30864808I can't
>>30865414I've done anything wrong, stop being a snowflake and move on
>>30865406Oshio is so garbage. Who is the shittiest Hololive papa/mama? Not counting Stars because its obviously Temma
Drop Men in 5 minutes. I'm curious about the new update.
>>30864735Polka's MC account had been doxxed long ago, I think even Cover knows about it
https://poal.me/2ou1bjhttps://poal.me/2ou1bjhttps://poal.me/2ou1bj
>>30865462>Not a Homo hater>butOpinion discarded
>>30865479>he believes someone is talking with himself
>>30865491Stop reposting these from Global.
>>30865421You're about 5 generations too late. Actually, considering Miko is Gen 0 I'm not sure you could have stopped him.
>>30865447>normal discussionsThis phoneposter >>30865420 literally added nothing to the discussion and did this to shat on the thread everyday, even other homofags hate him.
>>30865491Only the shitty ones, the good ones can stay
>>30865364>Still disappointed how much of her early stream ideas got shaftedThe whole Gen got shafted pretty hard in a lot of ways. Nene and Botan were supposed to be hard-pandering to the Chinese. Though I suppose that's more of a bullet dodge really.
>>30865398She already did it for Nene and wants to take her out again
>>30865473This whole thread is a mess right now.
>>30865434i didn't even managed to get my first grand until like 1-2 months.....
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1339826960759881729Seeing this team composition makes me feel oddly nostalgic
https://twitter.com/Frankpined93/status/1339712501072596992>Kaichou retweeted the Devil Trigger danceWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
>>30865458bitch he's promoting 774's concert and that will likely be way lower quality than holofes and I say this as someone who likes a lot of 774s
I'm tired of pretending Kanata isn't cute.
>>30865501He called you a faggot, which is true, that's add a little improvement to the thread quality.
>>30865521Would you rather have homos or bugmen?
Pekora confirmed in a stream before that she's actually 3 years old. How old does that makes Pekomama?
>>30865179Botan would need to be PG. She's the only one smart/strategic enough to run the offense. Put Nene at C because she's dumb, that way the only things she does is set screens, roll, and get rebounds. Put Lamy at SG because they are literally worthless without a good PG. Polka and Aloe can go either to SF or PF.
>>30865491>Onionfag trying to shit on nousagiNice try faggot.
It's been 109 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive and happy that little by little things are getting better for her.ALOE LOVE
I lust for this fat cat
>>30865041Considering her past everyone for sure thought she was going to be the leader, but we aren't exactly watching a scripted anime here.
>>30865533who's roomate is this
>>30865497>>30865479ok faggotdont forget to take your HRT and become one of the 41% as soon as possible ok?
>>30865261I have it on loop and I can't stop listening to it.
>>30865549ALOE LOVE
>>30865543I'm a homofag so maybe homos but even I'm getting pissed.
>>30865396> I'll check (if the seat is still available) for you> "the"> Now it's a specific seatYou absolutely ass-blasted nigger faggot, did you really just try to fix one baseless assumption by providing context with ANOTHER BASELESS ASSUMPTION?That's it, I'm going to kill all of you
>>30865544222.
>>30865374That's just a fact, if he's such a CHAD to openly talk about them on stream he's probably hitting on the few good looking ones at the office
>>30865546Aqua IS hololive. Pekora is just riding her coattails.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c_tlNO5jO4
>>30865528Shiva!But he's kinda shit for new players who rely a lot on ouging for damage
I just came here to hornypost Give me your best hornypost
>>30865564Noel, she released the vid in her NND membership
>>30865533
>>30865544>How old does that makes Pekomama?222 years old
>>30865354I feel like they go out of their way to find only girls who has problems since gen 2
>>30865396Except that INNK used to have UPD8 sharing the load along with Cover and the fact that Azki herself is quite a successful singer so its not like Cover are losing anything if they let Azki continue under them despite Upd8 closing down.
>>30865434I hope she figures out the summon and equipment system soon. Or at least figure out how to get rid of fodder weapons
>>30864368I wonder what will the reaction be if she sing SSS or Kirameki Rider as her final song.
>>30865584
In Japan, when someone asks who you're favorite vtuber is, if you respond by saying Pekora, you get made fun of, as Pekora is for children and anyone over the age of sixteen switches to more mature holos.
>>30865261Kanatan a cute
Is it just Miko that has a sign for Holofes outside Tokyo?
Do we have more Holos with serious issues or normal ones?>NormalSora, AZKi, FBK, RBC, Shion, Ayame, Aki, Aqua, Okayu, Mio, Pekora, Flare, Marine, Luna, Watame, Botan, Nene>Seriously fucked up>Suisei, Haachama, Festival, Mel, Choco, Subaru, Rushia, Noel, Korone, Kanata, Coco, Towa, Polka, Lamy, Nene(?)
>>30865421Hololive being Katawa Shoujo is the whole point of the franchise, to give girls who normally would not be suitable to be normal idols a chance.
>>3086496572/100. The conversation and grammar portion hurt me the most but at least the listening section made up for it
>>30865584Noel gets to hit that!?
I should've listened to you fags. I went on that chink youtube and found all the roommate shit. I still love them all the same, but I also feel sick. It's a real faggy thing to say and feel, but its like I betrayed them. Rushia in particular shocked me, but I will still giver her my money. Anyways we need more pekomama lewds.
>>30865462Lmao they cry everyday on reddit, no one cares
>>30865612My penpal likes Lamy the most
>>3086496596 points in 14 minutes. Can't believe I missed some obvious stuff.
>>30865616lol your entire normal list has serious issues
>>30865615No
>>30865576if you're so upset about it being a singular seat, you can also change it to:"I'll just check if the seats are still available for you"and what do you mean baseless assumptions? Who assumes something otherwise?the answer that best fits is this one, the others aren't direct responses to a query for tickets>>30865612k>>30865627don't ever post tenshi again
>>30865584Flare is a retard for hating on her original costume.
>>30865628
>>30865538So he's promotion a concert at which people who actually support him will participate? yeah sounds logical, funny how he couldn't even bother to shill Beyond the stage, almost like after a year of working with them he realized that Cover are not only assholes but also hacks who can't put a decent event together 774 has better performers than hololive by the way, not sure what kind of idio thought it was ok to allow Choco, Noel, Coco and Flare to step on the stage but it sure did wonder to take out any semblance of legitimacy the event might have
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1339011799136436224>Notice regarding graduation from "Nakiri Ayame"
>>30865612It's a literal nation of chuuni, why would you think I give a fuck about what Japanese people think?Mind you, that's why I'm interested in it. But that doesn't mean I respect it, or their opinions.
>>3086496568/100a total of 4 points in conversation and grammar
>>30865627Whenever I read dox collections I just see overly filtered and glossy photos and just disengage from any actually sense of reality anyway. Also I actually live in Taiwan so Its not like I have some delusion of grandeur for Asian women.
>>30865671towa baby
We all know how much of a rigged event the Sports Festival was but the question remains, why did Miko do it?
>>30865564A random korean.
Anyone have the rest of these? I want to go back...https://files.catbox.moe/rrdttc.mp3
>>30865671Kokujin
>>30865584I don't buy Dakis unless theyre in night gowns.
>>30865566Rent free faggot
>>30863818not fat enough
>>30865580Keep telling yourself that.
>>30865462>kill any chance of them of even trying to watch a homo streamYou're so close to figuring out what they're up toNotice how the split homos from the thread fag disappeared?
>>30865616Ayame is dying anon, that's not a normal issue.
Would your opinion of your oshi change if it came out she liked My Little Pony?
https://twitter.com/Butter_T/status/1339569650741329921
>>30864680Uh oh... Boing Boing! Pettan! Hahahahahaha! boobies! Funny boobies a-lalalala-ha ha! Funny boob! small boob funny... wee! Haha, yay for booby! Good booby! Pettan funny hahaha-ha haha boing boing boing boing boing boing boing funny, yay! Fun fun pettan, hee hee hee. Boing-boingy, yay! meme make me happy, happy hap-ay ahahahahahaha...Uh oh! i type boing boing in chat! Rushia angry, smash table, that’s funny! Haha-hahahahahaha. Oopsie... i type cutting board now! *snickering* she want boobies... she want boobies! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... hahahahahaha, Boing-boing- *dry coughing* pettan!
>>30865682Miko is not the one who writes the script...
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1339827259587186688
>>30865579I hope he is he really deserves all the hot women there,maybe even some wife material if there are any in the office
>>30865682Redfags crying again. Just accept that it’s your loss already.
>>30865640AZKi is easily the most socially functional Hololive member. She's even married, no narrative needed.
>>30865706Why would it matter? her enjoyment of it would be so far removed from Bronie cancer.
>>30865706No, it's perfectly normal for females to like cute girly things
>>30864035So have meidos just completely given up on these threads?
latest Rushia art for you bros.Rushia love
>>30865703>Notice how the split homos from the thread fag disappeared?Oh fuck you're right
>>30865627>It's a real faggy thing to say and feel, but its like I betrayed them.that's basically how I felt as well after I gave in and looked up my oshi but I also felt relief because personality wise she seemed basically the same as who she is in hololive. I still despise roommate posters though
>>30865716Smelly zombie
Why yes, I'm into Cuckolding. How could you tell?
I love Shien!
>>30865682>ayame cheatingsugoi
>CocoShuba meme reviewWhy.
>>30865682Pointfuckers feel better without Hololive
>>30865706She already likes fucking minions I don't care anymore
>>30865566holy shit lmao
>>30865682How could it be rigged, we all witnessed it live. The chest lag was real! Are you telling me that team White pretended that the chest lagged in order to restart the race?
>>30865747>Why yes, I'm into Cuckolding. How could you tell?
>>30865612Actually you get made fun of for not watching the superior and more popular Nijisanji.
>>30865754Subaru is inclining so Coco wants to leech
>>30865505Hell covid delayed their debut as well. Who knows maybe some of them could have had 3D by now and join holofes. It really feels like Nene was hoping for it
>>30865543Artia LOVE. Artia is an honorary American
Homoposter I don't care about you but shut the fuck up for one fucking second or I will quite literally find Roberu and ass-pound him into a fucking woman, I need to know what fucking twinky Weed-Wacker-Teeth Bongaloid decided to come onto my fucking internet and thought he had the fucking right to shit all over the English language by insinuating that a fucking ticket vendor responds to a request for tickets like he only heard half of the request while stoned out of his fucking gourd. Get your sweaty fucking balls off for a moment while I figure this shit out, or I promise you, you absolute faggot, I will start cutting off the nearest pair of balls aside from my own, and I will not stop, and I will not be stopped, until I am done, and I will find you eventually and chop your fish scented knockers off so you finally learn to know better than to start derailing the thread when I need fucking answers from these fucking faggots about their fucking ESL larping god damn botched quiz.
>>30865741It's way easier to get people to hate shit if you're obnoxious while posting them than outright telling people they suckThe choco schizo hasn't wizened up on this yet same with the marine schizo
>>30865496Funny cuz you are using Roberu who are looking to stop relying on Hololive or Cover as much as possible while whining about Cover not giving Homos support. They get their Bushiroad collab, that one comiket event booth just for them, and YAGOO literally collab with them before and updated on how he got Kira in his HoloChoco on his Twitter. If Cover hate them they would just disband Homos branch long ago and literally wont lose anything, they at worst acknowledged Homos branch exist.
HORNY FRIENDS
>>30865717Outside of Mio none of the holos are actual wife material, and even then Mio is better off not having children at her age, holo is prime territory for pump and dump like Coco or Noel, but just about that, maybe some of the OLs is nay f them stack up to Achan
>FallGuys still have enough players to playWell, this is a surprise.
>>30865777based
Please don't feed the animal !
>homosharts making fan fiction now
>>30865706Honestly fucking solid 70% chance she does, and if not it's most likely because she doesn't know about it,
Has FuMiHiKo ever done Flare?
Watame and Luna announcements todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqaj_H09Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjuPe0dL2Jw
https://cover-corp.com/report/Don't forget to report shitposters to cover
>>30865325Imagine railing a girl so hard she literally breaks
>>30865777>>30865800Samefag Zhang
>>30865813Nene?
>>30865809>now
>>30865761Yes it's not like Ayame pretended to land on Red when she actually landed on Green or anything.
by the the omnissiah I want to fuck this robot so bad
>>30865703 I can't belieb I fell for a falseflagger!
>>30865680For me what made me feel sick was the feeling of invading their privacy. I guess this comes with the whole being an EOP thing, but I assumed most of them were barely in their 20s. To find out that a lot of them are my age or even older definitely surprised me.>>30865743Same. I'm never talking about this again. Just wanted to mention it because im autistic. Fuck the roommate posters.
>>30865786i didn't mean holos i meant actual office people at holo there must be some who could be wife material.What kind of material is A chan is she the working wife while you stay at home?If so Oga should be plowing that ass then
>>30865815Kira...
>Okayu sperging out and panicking on twitter So cute.
Are you jerking off?
>>30865736This hag is cute and genuine I'll give her that. I've fallen for her.https://youtu.be/nq1NDQ5YRrA
>>30865831Ayame is just a spoiled retarded kid leave her alone
Is this the homochad thread?
Today I will falseflag as a Roboco fan.... aw gee, why does everyone that isn't Roboco have to suck SOOOOOO much? It's embarrassing that Cover allows anyone that isn't Roboco to continue streaming, let alone call themselves idols. If YAGOO wasn't a fucking MORON, he'd fire everyone that isn't Roboco. I'd ask their fans to go subscribe to Roboco when that happens, but even their fanbases are SHIT and they shouldn't even be allowed anywhere near someone as great as Roboco.
>>30865704Yeah, Ayame is dyingDying for cocks
>>30865846Line up!
>>30865876This but unironically
>>30865682>Ayame cheat in elytra landing point>Mio didn't count PPT's third loop>Everyone was lagging but MUH CHEST LAGGEDMiko just gave a pity win to white. If anything i enjoyed Shion basically just middle fingering Aqua in the obstacle course despite her try harding so much.
>>30865819I have a jewish lawyer.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1339827388977311745Nice Friend helping Okayu stabilize.
>>30865819Why? Nobody's streaming right now it is only natural
>>30865706
>>30865859I've never jerked off to a holo and I find Haachama fanart to be off-putting.
>>30865817If these aren't new outfits then I will be incredibly disappointed
>>30863871>it seems like he's checking the validity of their actual fucking statementIt checks it as the cashier in the booth, anonchama.
>>30865781Maybe do your english reps before posting retard, I'm sure Roberu is super thankful to the company that outright banned him from collabing with the main branch, never mind that they still owe him his 3D from 50K subs ago
>>30865862how could you not fall for her, she's the fucking best
>>30865876Sio...
>>30865817Luna putting hers up so late makes me think it's not outfits for either of them
>>30865628>250k sub members and 10k online members>homos subs are at best 100k>homos views at best reach 6kMore like they pretend to care or mostly just clip watchers
>>30865876I want roboco to drop her ass on my face crushing my skull and killing me instantly
>>30865736I love Rushia's aesthetic
Do yOu rEmEmBeR?
>>30865902I am also shitposting
>>30865900I didn't know Aki was a lawyer
Tonight feels like a Rushia kinda night
Post cute boys
>>30865730I was going to say something about Bronies coming out to spam her chat, but are bronies even still an active thing?
>>30865658nobody is denying Mel is worse than Homosharts
>>30865933The whore of Hololive
>>30865825Noel, but Nene also fits
These new maps seem fun. Too bad I don't play Fall guys
>>30865898It wasn't even a normal win. The white team was down 1 round, they then lost the second round due to lag and that round was re-done. So when they won that round they only tied the match but for some reason that round gave them the victory.
>>30865927Luna is probably the Electone she talked about buying before.
>>30865862Why is she watching that.....that thing?
>>30865938He clearly meant Mori who is actually Jewish
>>30865869>>30865778Homoposter I normally just ignore you but I swear if you get in the way of my righteous eigo crusade I will burn this world down to make sure all of you faggots know your place. This thread WILL accept that that quiz is fucking wrong, you can post whoever and wherever later. I literally don't care. But my purpose comes first.
>>30865947
>>30865712Rushia is better with a perfectly flat chest, not every girl needs or should have tits.
>>30865545Which holos do you think would make the all-Hololive team?
>>30865855Isn't lamy's manager 27 and single? Or was that mariner's manager?
>>30865920>banned him from collabing with the main branch
>>30865942
>>30865611if she is domesticated will she be dog
>>30865969Yea that makes sense
>>30865780People started to hate Marine though
I think it would be pretty cool if we got a pokimane hololive colab.
>>30865941She's here
>>30865716So that's why she's usually in Roberu's chat. She's friend with Minamo.
>>308659865 Cocos
>>30865942I want to pee inside his butt
>>30865980Nobody is denying Nousagi are worse than Homosharts
>>30865965He's doing pretty well. Cute pingu voice happening right now.
Bossu...
>>30865862I laughed so hard when someone was talking to her and she had no clue what to say so she just stuttered out "So how's the weather?"
>>30865584Everyday I fap to this Sui image
What's Watame's announcement?
What's the best Holo for schadenfreude? Which one has the most pathetic job/life situation at the moment?
>>30865814google u fgt
>>30864965
>>30866006Low quality post
>>30865858please understand
>>30865712>Now open your wallet like a good little fandead nanodesu
>>30865855I just hope that my boy is getting some well earned ass, but I'm sure he's so i don't need to worry about>>30865989 yeah but her manger sounds insufferable, she feel for the "career woman" meme and those are always the worse
>>30865858About what?
>>30865989i forgot but those managers are real good catch most of the time i bet oga fucked a couple of them already.
>>30866033public denouncement of watame posters
>>30866006obvious bait is obvious
>>30866039Coco. She's about to get fired, and she has to live with a slut
>>30866039Mel? Nene?
>>30865920And that collab ban with guys got lifted a long time ago anon. Just except the fact that the only Holo girls who care about them FBK, Matsuri, Choco, HoloIDs and Ame. The rest at best acknowledge that they are fellow coworkers like Sora and Watame.https://youtu.be/VtotxWiETe0t?=370
We need loli in hololive
>>30866003That's because hetshitters actually believed she was straight
>>30866075just ask matuli to use her 3D again then
Shien...
>>30866058She got followed back by a comedian from her favorite comedy trio, and then they quote tweeted back at her. She's talked about these guys for probably as long as she's been with hololive. She got acknowledged by one of her heroes, basically.
>>30866067But still has money
>>30866073ESLkun...
>>30866085Dilate
>>30866075There's already one
>>30865781>updated on how he got Kira in his HoloChoco on his Twitter.This one was just cruel. Kira isn't even part of Hololive anymore.
>>30865065>Astel's an alien anything is possible>alienAnd now you tell me that Iofi can have loficocock?
>>30866075kusogaki...
>>30866105>chaotic blue dummyNo not like that
>>30866104I do, as my captain commands
>>30866107just because Kira isn't in hololive doesn't mean Yagoo doesn't call up for that boy pussy every week.
>>30866122>implying JCs are lolis
>>30865261What a cutie
>>30866105Global doesnt count
>>30866073>And that collab ban with guys got lifted a long time ago anonAre you this fucking retarded? just because they "lifted" the collab ban it doesn't mean that they're free to collab, the ban quite literally ostracized them and made them pretty much second class citizens at Cover, Polka won't even dare to mention the holostars branch despite being a long time friend of Roberu, no one will ever know just how much they care about them because they aren't allowed to talk about it but i the same time it's better that way, if the cunts at the main branch don't have the guts to support them the stars are better off with their smaller indie cliques
>>30866101Roberu is allowed to collab with the main branch, there no ban. It's just that nobody wants to collab with him. Are you too fucking stupid to understand that or are you just shit posting
>>30865780Thanks
-Button playing with viewers-Game is free to try now-Game is also bloated piece of shitししろ。。
This thread is hemorrhoid
>>30866117Source. Now
>>30865876This doesn't work because Roboco is actually one of the best girls in Hololive. You have to use someone who isn't actually very good, like Towa.
>>30866145homobeggar is here...
TMT
>>30866067Crawl back
That ice map is a pain in the ass
>>30866107The card was already made and Kira was already in the HoloChoco ad before his retirement anw. If the cruel part you meant was Cover leeching of him for money, here's the thing. Whether his card is there or not, it makes no diffrence. Almost nobody want a homo card anw.
>>30866145Maybe because the Stars are just boring and doesn't vibe well will the Hololive dynamic of being a all girls paradise. Most of the Hololiv don't care about the Stars because they're not the reason they watch Hololive.
>>30866085Why is /u/ like this?
The new fallguys maps look pretty cool
>>30866149>Roberu is allowed to collab with the main branch, there no ban. It's just that nobody wants to collab with himObjectively not true, during their time at hololive Polka and Roberu's roommates have collabed, they aren't allowed to collab with the main branch bar a few specific holos
るしあキタ!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8tnE2ySm9E
>>30866159>game file size of nearly 250GBAre they in cahoots with the SSD companies or something?
>>30863921lol faggot
>>30865777>living in the US>dislikes the core concept of freedomHonorary, my ass.
>>30866175Towa Baby TenshiTBT
Hololive China got cancelled, but the holostars continue to exist.There is no justice in this world.
>>30866188Any new map is a good map.
It's all so tiresome.
abayohttps://twitter.com/cho_nippon_yugi/status/1339832758110101504
>>30866145Don't get so uppity now, sodomite. Homos deserve nothing from anybody.
why do you come to these threads?
Feels like I'm going to marathon 10 hours of Kanata karaoke.
>muh roommateshomobeggar please...
Pathethic homobeggar
>>30866214>oh our game is 250gbs? guess you'll have to uninstall all those other games you waste hours on and only play oursI guarantee half of it is audio bloat considering the games textures
>>30866118Yes
OLLIE LOVE
>>30865817Pecor new costume...
>>30866214>SSDI dunno about you but SSD space is a premium, if a game is 250GB it's going on a 2TB HDD.
>>30866195>Polka and Roberu are friends>Aruran and Towa are friend>Aruran and Coco are friends >Kira and Coco are friends>Kaoru and Coco are friends>Korone and Kaoru are friends >Mio and Astel are friends>Towa and Astel are friendsYou want me to keep going faggot? a big portion of hololive care about the stars, but they aren't allowed to collab
>>30866255who?
>>30866242Because I can mentally filter out the bait
>>30866255Cold zombie pussy.
>>30866238what's with the bit of brown on the end?
>>30866175I want a towa baby plushie
>>30866242>>30865902
>>30866242I just wait till someone talks about my oshi and maybe join in on the discussion.
>>30866271>>Kaoru and Coco are friends>>Korone and Kaoru are friendsNigga he's gone
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1339823449452158976Thank you amanekanatach
>>30866255can't wait for her to overtake Nene.
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1339834538105565186Shion is going to make fun of Marine for breaking her iPhone 12 in just a matter of days.
You couldn't possibly be thinking of having sex with pekomama right?
>>3086496589/100 in 10 mins. My knowledge of Japanese is almost entirely from consuming media and I've barely actually studied it, so it kinda makes sense that I would lose the most points in grammar and reading.
>>30866246So are you going to ignore the part where Sora responded to that SC saying that she wants to collab with stars? or the fact that she's a big fan of Roberu
>>30866242For my 14 other heimins and YONKISEI LOVE
>>30866303Fucking boomer
>>30866145Just because they dont dare, doesnt mean 'they're not free to collab'. The only thing preventing the collab are purists and that there's no demand for the collab from audience except Reddit saviour fags and some Homosharts here. Even Sora who have as much as influence as FBK won't do it. Botan played it safe by saying she would only agree for collab if she is invited, which we know won't happen
>>30866271Friendship doesn't count for shit when it gets in the way of subscriber and supa numbers.
>>30866271>one off collab together is being friends nowAt most they're just acquaintances.
>>30866305I just want her to breastfeed me while milking my dick
>>30866248It is most of the times audio, namely languages. Cyberpunk's install file is like 110Gb but the game itself is 65.
>>30866285Who's your oshi? I will talk about him/her as long as you're not a split schizo.
>>30866307Still doesn't excuse the begging part.
>>30866214Yes actually with console manufacturer that's why PS5 can fit only two-three of these games.
>>30866271kek, Towa literally called Astel as a fan.
>>30866306Is learning from media more effective? How long did it take you to be at least proficient?
>>30866325Same. YONKISEI LOVE
>>30865616>Normalrumao
>>30866255Go back.
>>30866255What a charming zombie! OLLIE LOVE
>>30866344Remember back in the day cutscenes were the cause of all the bloated install sizes of games? Fuck I want to go back.
>>30866233I don't know thst looks like justice to me
>>30865528>Rackham in cute team
>>30864281Nice alliteration
https://files.catbox.moe/cyes9w.mp4
Global
Anyone else a Nounaito?
I think I'm done with vtubers, good bye anons!
>>30866255OLLIE LOVE
>>30866283i want a towa baby
>>30866334>when it gets in the way of subscriber and supa numbers.Except it doesn't, there's literally no proof that collabing with men has harmful effects on the holos >>30866338>one off collab together is being friends now>At most they're just acquaintancesWay to show your newfag idiot >>30866331>Just because they dont dare, doesnt mean 'they're not free to collabThey aren't allow to collab, stop making up shit, no one get's angry at male and female collabs >Even Sora who have as much as influence as FBK won't do itSora has expressed interest in collabing with the stars > Botan played it safe by saying she would only agree for collab if she is invited, which we know won't happenBecause management doesn't allow it
Reminder that Yukimin are cheap slut whores that cheat on Lamy daily
>>30866353MioI just lurk for the most part since I'm fairly new.
>>30866214they just stopped giving a shit about optimizing their shit as they know that people will still buy their garbagehttps://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2019/10/CODpcSize.jpg
>>30866423See you soon
>>30866233Both should be canned
>>30866271Care enough doesnt translate to wanting to collab. They have their own audience to pander to. Unless they are willing to kill their audiences like FBK did or have audiences like Ame who dont really give a shit with what she do, they won't. And if their homo friends understand as a friend should be, they themselves won't want to collab anw because they know Homo/Holo collabs kills views by halve
>>30866423See you in a minute!
>>30866075Anya, sharkz*wa.Holo by Atte Nanakusa fucking when?
>>30866364And also praised Aruran's nipples
https://twitter.com/unofficialusada/status/1339641535596429312
>https://msearch.51job.com/jobs/shanghai-bsq/125282247.html>Asus is looking for a new employee for their Chinese branch's weiboFucking kek
>>30866434Do you have her hoodie?
>>30866285Why not initiate a discussion on your own? Be the change you want to be, anon.
>>30866423See you next thread fag
I really don't care if Holostars get their collabs because then it shuts up the Nijifaggots once and for all
Hoshi no Kanata MC onegai
>>30866439They started shoving 4k high res textures into all their games that no one fucking plays with and it bloats the shit out of the game
>>30866444>Unless they are willing to kill their audiences like FBK> they themselves won't want to collab anw because they know Homo/Holo collabs kills views by halveObjectively not true, stop falling for retreaded /hlg/ narratives
>>30866242this is unironically the best place to discuss hololive on the internet
>>30866214Only Nintendo bothers to compress their games now a days, the rest almost takes pride in how stupidly big their files sizes are
>>308664180 collabs.
>>30866353I want to know more about Botan. Tell me something no EOPs will ever mutter about her or point me out on where to start
>>30866423its time for vtwitchers
Miko baby
>>30866514Not Baby.
>>30866514Sexy baby...
>>30866476It as been proved that Homos kill views and SCs, accept it.
>>30866459I feel bad for people in ASUSJP. Some of them might get fired too over this because this shit is on Taiwan news again.
I don't care if Rushia's roommate is way older than me, I would still marry her.
>>30866533Not
>Subaru on the next Meme ReviewYou know what, I'll take it. Maybe it's gonna lead to a regular collab some day.
>>30866461Nope, I want to have one though.I only have a grey hoodie that looks similar to what she wears, so there's that.>>30866462I'm more of the kind of guy that rides the waves rather than make the wave itself.
https://youtu.be/AHuOBLYO8-IGuys, I think Polka's lesbian lover picked up the phone...
>>30866439>they just stopped giving a shit about optimizing their shit as they know that people will still buy their garbageSometimes those games would be as bad as Juiced 2 HIN. Horribly unoptimized piece of shit that was unable to work correctly.I had faulty music, shitty graphics, and this atrocity sometimes even BSOD'ed my PC back then.They are treading on a very dangerous path that sometimes will bite their ass.
>>30866476Look at the latest FBK collab retard.
>>30866535N O P E, there's 0 proof to back up that argument
>>30866539Even without filters she is cute looking
>>30866242>>30866484Sadly this. But everywhere else is filled with (more) EN spam to the point where it's impossible to have a reasonable conversation about JP girls without feeling like you're being shouted out of the room.
>>30866511Here's non EOP opinions about Botan.
>>30866511She implied that BF5 is bad and that BF4 and BF3 are better but ended up streaming mostly BF5 anyways
>>30866539Same. True love knows no age
>>30866539Reminder she is retarded
>>30866573What? FBK had shit viewership and SC even before she started collabing with the stars, she has a bloated sub count because of memes, nothing more
>>30866305Of course notI'm just thinking of having sex with Pekora
>>30866428Funny how you telling us to stop making up shit when all you said are your headcanons while I literally gave a clip of a Nijisanji talent saying that Hololive management themselves are excited about his and Subaru's collab. Suisei and Sora who are the nearest to idol definition in Hololive collabbed with guys before anon>Sora expressed her interestAnon, if you mean that SC answer, you know like Botan she is playing it safe.
>>30866573She's been collabing with Holostars long before she got 1M. You're falling for narratives. And don't call me a newfag btw
>>30866511https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E3%81%BC%E3%81%9F%E3%82%93>>30866484>said man endlessly posts lewds and jerks off to holos>thinks this is the best place to discussyeah, maybe if you're a coombrain>>30866565also it's likely that shitposters use your holo to start shit and tell lies about random shithappens with the rabbit, I feel sorry for people who actually want to discuss her but the posters using her as an avatar shitpost so much the ones who do just stop altogether
>>30866590Are ROPs better or worse than EOPs?
>>30866594Friend...
>>30866596well she isn't wrong
>>30866599even better
>>30866611>Anon, if you mean that SC answer, you know like Botan she is playing it safe.>YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME SORA ACTS 100% HOW I SAY SHE ACTS moron, Sora has congratulated Roberu on all his recent milestones and knows his channel memes
>>30866242Post with good posters and laugh at retards
>>30866476Post mem and superchat receipts.
>>30866621Botan's are fine, Gura's are AIDS
>>30866353Mine is Robesan but I can't really find many nice discussions so I just lurk and read other discussions.
>>30866594>>30866575
I, in fact, do NOT like Pekora
>>30866471I want a doukyozu collab...
>>30866305no wayi bet her body is all squishy and soft and warm, not sexy at all!
>>30866600>>30866616FBK had more viewers doing solo streams. Fucking delusional homobeggars.
>>30866590Jesus christ I only recognize the JP words. Is this another case like Rushia and flipnigger facebook?
>>30866647That Lobotomy corp stream was also a collab with Oga though?
>>30866628Her opinion is correct but her actions don't reflect it. Not sure why she never went back to BF4 since the server seemed to work after the initial rush.
>>30866618who are you quoting?
I like how Bossu is very openly chuuni and keeps making silly voices and spouting chuuni lines.
>>30866621As much as EOPs suck for popular shit, good niche hobby EOPs are probably the best posters on the internet, and among those, EOPs in niche hobbies that focus on something from other countries are generally even better.
>>30866664I'm not a Homoshart you're just a schizo who claims they don't need meds but that they are the meds.
>>30866575>>30866573Just shows how you dont even watch FBK, she had 6-8k live viewers playing some dumb boxing game, over 10k when playing MC and Hanako but her collab with Oga yesterday is only barely over 5k viewers. Proof? People here aren't gonna spoonfeed you with stuff that can be know just by watching her stream
>>30866366Probably not unless you have extreme autism and force yourself to play and read the story for untranslated gacha games/eroge. Also been to Japan a few times and had to learn to ask for directions and stuff. It's probably effective if you combine media of different formats while looking up some words as you go along. I did fan translation work for a while too which pretty much forced me to look up kanji I didn't know. Also as a SEAnigger I learnt Chinese in school so recognising kanji isn't that bad for me, even if my Chinese is still garbage.
Hololive Gakuen anime when?
>>3086662212/1-12/12 24:00\7,376,927 ぺこら\5,365,699 あくあ\4,985,095 るしあ\3,679,158 フレア\2,979,316 ラミィ\2,757,432 ミオ\2,587,520 シオン\2,400,187 わため\1,793,711 みこ\1,745,410 ノエル\1,594,082 マリン\1,580,217 ぼたん\1,454,399 ころね\1,363,995 かなた\1,220,809 はあと\1,154,593 アキ\1,094,492 ねね\ 986,881 スバル\ 941,516 おかゆ\ 933,580 あやめ\ 845,888 まつり\ 815,300 トワ\ 585,198 ルーナ\ 523,845 ちょこ\ 487,932 ポルカ\ 427,734 ロボ子\ 412,956 すいせい\ 346,845 そら\ 238,483 フブキ\ 73,625 メル\ 0 ココ52,752,825\3,067,625 カリオペ\2,729,966 キアラ\2,538,263 ぐら\1,832,540 ワトソン\1,063,380 イナニス
CHEKED >>30866686If fubuki get's good viewership and money, then it will be proved that Holostars are bad influencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYF_zb8g96M
Sex with Rushia is paradise
>>30866233Traitors get the rope
>>30866730Why isn't Okayu wearing a uniform?
https://streamable.com/9fjgfv
Shien won
>>30866618>yeah, maybe if you're a coombrainSir, this is an idol company, please stop trying to talk about the virtual girlfriends as if they were entertainers.
>>30866618I really think this is the best place to discuss though . Although this place is full of shitposters, falseflaggers, schizos, but compared to other places like Reddit this place is way better. I haven’t really tried Discord though. Is it any good?
Bossu!please ignore the falseflagger
>>30866616And her old streams with guys have massive dislikes. She dont get ranked as the most hated Holo in Sukikira's for no reason
>>30864701I like how holostarfags can make posts like these, announcing that they plan to spam, yet meidos won't delete them.
>>30866594How about this one faggot?
>>30866741>Coco 0?
bossu...champon... that was fucking close
>>30866742Meds
>>30866449wrong thread
>>30866741How is it 0 for Coco when there are always some tatsunoko throwing SC everyday?
>>30866741Huh? Is this superchats? How come Polka is making less than Choco???
>>30866781based
>>30866772>I haven’t really tried Discord though. Is it any good?>DiscordYou know the answer.
https://youtu.be/EYF_zb8g96MFriend is on in less than 10 minutes!
>>30866773HOLY SHIT
>>30866471>>30866653Those dirty inkyas are too busy and/or sick of each other do it.
I like Holostars, and so do you.
>>30866782>>30866794Read the date retards
>>30866764>>30866773The only other Holo who won a crown is okayu, right?
>>30866773Congrats on getting the crown bossu. 88888888
>>30866724>she had 6-8k live viewers playing some dumb boxing gameRFA lite more people watch for the lewd noises>over 10k when playing MC and Hanako of course retard MC is popular and Hanako is the FOTM>but her collab with Oga yesterday is only barely over 5k viewersThat's higher than her average and the game was garbage
don't you get tired of this same discussion every day
>>30866822I still hope we get more of it after holofes is over.
>>30866794It doesn't track free chat
>>30866825Maybe I would like holostars more if they didn't look so fucking gay
>>30866830Yes, there are always some tatsunoko throwing SC for her on her free chat everyday in that period
>>30866839Nah plenty of Holos have won. Tenma was the best out of the Japanese and I think Echo was amazing at it too (better than Tenma)
>homo falseflaggers vs anti-homosHow many reruns have it been? Go watch the archive or something
>>30866782>>30866794Sc get counted when the streams end so until her freechat is done we won't have the amount that was donated on it.Surprised that Rushia got outdone tho
>>30866825I'm a God fearing Christian who despise being entertained by men acting all cute and girly. Repent now, sodomite.
>>30866781?
>>30866839FBK and Pekora
>>30866742Its a less than 10 minutes Cooking Simulator stream. Why are your surprised this gets less views? Its like how Roberu's morning zatsudans stream get less views than his Bar Robel collabs, celebrations streams and weird streams
>>30866849nope, you come to realize this thread is just the same timeloops but with the increase in users it usually equates to the timeloops getting shorter and shorter
>>30866730Hololive Gakuen Handsome spoof when?
>>30866858Free chat stats aren't properly recorded because the stream doesn't actually start and end
>>30866611Sora is more passive when it comes to collabs. You reach out to her first then she'll be your friend for a very long time and even make a duet out of it. That said, it makes sense that the Stars are even more careful around Sora compared to the JP members
>>30866849It won't be called timeloop if they did
>>30866879>FOTM and MCwhat's your point retard?
>>30866879>BilibiliNot only are you a schizo but a chink.
>>30866879No, you're just a schizo! Homoshars totally didn't kill FBK SC revenues!
https://youtu.be/EYF_zb8g96MGuerilla fbk
>>30866879>literally lost haft of the supachatMy fucking sides
>>30866851Christmas collab onegai...
>>30866879Let fubuki enjoy her future husband
>>30866849i have alzheimins
>>30866825Was gonna post a dislike for the homo stream you keep spamming, but when I got to the youtube search bar I realized I didn't remember the actual name of that faggot, so I shrugged and closed the tab, because that's literally as much as I care. Congratulations anon, you got me to open a Youtube homepage tab, here's your (You), well done!
>>30866904>Vtubers are not allowed to play FOTM and MC?
>>30866844 >implying FBK made lewd noises just because she's playing RFA lite gameYou clearly didnt watch that stream, I'm gonna entertain you anymore
>>30866951Reminder that to become more than friends with Fubuki you need to be at least 2 meters tall, dark-skinned and able to become 900meters tall at will. Start doing your reps anons.
>>30865434First 3k yen.
>>30866920They didn't idiot
HOT YOUNG DUCK WITH SUPER HOT COCO
>>30866929The pizza is an allegory for chinks and how FBK is going to cook them in an oven
So FBK would rather play with her friends than make money? Sounds pretty based to me.
I really enjoy watching Marine play Smash Bros, and I'm excited for Aqua's eventual stream.
I was thinking about it and this might be, 100% unironically, the only place on the internet where people think that watching male streamers makes you gay. Like, for real. I can't think of anywhere else.
>>30866988see>>30866879
Reminder that the Hololive girls are all virgins and that you, personally, will take your oshis virginity and marry her, anon.
>>30866982What is her profile link
It's pizza time
>>30867013That's because this is the only place on the internet that realizes that streaming is shit entertainment no matter who does it, and the only reason you watch somebody stream is to connect romantically and sexually to the streamer. Basically, go back, zoomer twitch faggot
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339840716692865024Nousagi, Fandead and Omaruza it's time
Looks like just in time for holofes the fad is starting to end guys, it's time to jump ship to the next hobby before it is too late
>>30864680Why would i talk to rushia about rushia?
>>30866897Nothing surprising. If even the girls make that wall with her, I can't imagine the flak homos will get if they get buddy buddy with her. I do think Roberu will be able to get her friendly side out like Iofi did if they collab. I just hope whoever I replied to is a falseflagger, if homobeggars is actually that obseeasive with their headcanon they'll deter more people than they attract.
>>30866255Where is the RPG Maker stream
>>30867000I guess? Fubuki is also Cover's mouthpiece and the official unofficial face of the company, so she more or less gets a pass on collabing with just about anyone. Matsuri is 100% on the "fuck off i'll play with whoever i want" boat, she has literally tweeted about how she'll never stop collabing with the homos because they are her friends. Which also explains why she keeps collabing with literal whos and doing apex streams, she just does what she wants. Commendable, i suppose.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339718810681495557>The person's body is more updated
That Germany-Brazil match remake tho...
>>30867051In exactly 1 month I will be the only person left on /hlg/, mark my words.
>>30867048I think that might be just you actually. Koronesuki and Nousagi for example are very proud of how amazing their oshis are as entertainers and streamers for example.
>>30867049What the fuck why do they mention Oga in the same tweet as the girls? He isn't Hololive
>>30865434Not a gbfslaev, is that unit good?
I hope we're all friends in here (^・ω・^§)ノ
>>30867092Gross
>>30867111Friends!
>>30867111Fuck off sissy nip
>>30866729Thanks anon, I was looking for better study methods. I was looking to get more listening reps to properly understand my oshi when they're talking like a machine gun.
https://files.catbox.moe/xb77x6.mp4
>>30867094To make you seethe
>>30867111some of you are okthe rest of you however...
>>30867113Used to be meta but has been powercrept at the high end. Still a very good unit for a new player though.
>>30867083I will be here just to spite you and post Nene pics
>>30867141Perfect
>>30867080There's more than one person here?
>>30867140>my oshiWhomstdve?
>>30867113Yes, it's literally the only good fire unit. t.dark main
>>30867113Best unit in his element, really fucking good
>>30867121Why do you have to do this every time?
>>30867111
>>30866773Is season 3 worth the holos revisiting fall guys?
>>30867178Relax I'm just reminding the newfag of his stupidity.
>>30867191Because it's repulsive. Why do you have to keep damaging my eyes?
>>30867181>>30867185>When Alanaan and S.Mimlemel existhahahhahahahhahahaha
>>30866772The good discords are the ones not publicly available anymore.
>>30867200The new maps actually look like they put effort and thought into it. It also seems that they made it so they show up more often
>>30867181Is fire still cucked in that game?
>>30867083They're good streamers, that's for sure, but I wouldn't watch them if they men.
God I wish I could eat pizza with friend right now....
Hoping we get more singing streams
>>30866772discord's just like this place, it's filled with faggots too, just that their retarded behavior manifests in a different wayhere you have people going all out with posting porn and talking about sex non stop, and people lying in order to get attentionon discord there's focus on the people in there because each personality is manifest, and inevitably people will talk about each other rather than the streams. Also it becomes twitch chat at times, no different from here. It's highly likely that you're talking to people from discord who come here to shitpost, just notice the number of times you have the pekorap being posted in a row whenever she starts streaming as an example>>30866729I actually started off learning through games and media, and using japanese in order to search stuff that I was interested in. It's resulted in me being poor at grammar since I'm dependent on the examples set out from before me and I've never formally learned it.probably best to take up some course covering grammar, or to read the grammar books I bought>>30867140in the end, you'll want to be able to understand everyday language, so high school Japanese is probably what you'll be aiming for if you want to be able to get what they're saying
I want a costco cheese pizza so bad right now.
>>30867238Yes fuck that retarded draph faggot
>>30867242I wish i could eat friend right now
>cheeseless pizza
>>30867051I have been watching youtube for 9 years i don't what else i would do with my free time.
>>30867227I have one for Hololive but I'm keeping it small on purpose (only 8 people) because I tend to not like large or even medium sized servers.
>>30867223>Evoker>Summer unit Also both require mem comps, Shiva is pretty much fits into everything
>>30867223>AlanaanHow many months later is that lmao
>>30867262Pepeloni
>>30867200Some of the new maps look pretty interesting, so maybe 1-2 sessions will do. I still wish they had the ability to make custom lobbies but this dev studio is shit
>>30867262When I was younger, I would peel the cheese off my pizza because I just liked the dough with tomato sauce
I think the view bug is snowballing into youtube recommending the streams to less people since it thinks they are less popular.. But in any case lots of holos lost even more viewers since around two days ago
>>30867246Problem is this is all anonymous with identities and all it's just embarrassing. I just keep picking the wrong times to post in this thread and it makes me want to seek shelter but I keep coming back here anyways because anywhere else would make me weirded out.
This cooking simulator seems more clinical and no room for retardation/accident than the default one.
>>30867261Are you a muscular seven foot tall man with dark skin?
>>30867239Don't you think they would be sad to hear that? "You're very talented as an entertainer and you make good streams but if you didn't have a vagina there's no way i'd ever watch you". It's a bit reductive isn't it?
>>30867177Robesan. They usually speak clearly enough for me to understand and their vocab is simple enough. I use their streams for supplemental practice since they happen so often. It's just troublesome when they ramble really fast because I can't keep up.
>>30867262When I was little I took the cheese off
>>30864085I like 'em big.
>>30866982Where did you get this
>>30867303lmao and i thought it was just me>>30867336
>>30867272He doesn't fit into solo teams, raid teams or racing teams and those are the only things that are relevant in gbf. Shiva is a good character he's just not better than fire's other options for those teams. He's the character you use if you don't have the meta ones.>>30867273About 1 month now that sandbox is out, you can infinitely grind ideans and astras.
>>30866143Sure buddy whatever helps you sleep at night
>>30867328Yes. And? What's wrong with that you bigot?
>>30867275I wanna take haachama to a fancy restaurant to see how she fucks with the back with requests>>30867303now I want to make bruschetta and I don't have bread faq
>>30867330
>>30867331I mean, he's not one of the easiest holos to understand. His vocabulary can be a bit complicated because of the wide-range of subjects he covers and he has an accent. If you're able to understand him most of the time i'd say you're doing a pretty good job.
>>30867316I have noticed a specific period of time when its good but I really don't want to jinx it or create some autistic faggot to shit up that time period as well
i want fubuki to make me a meat lover's pizza
>>30867262take this cheese, and, away!because i don't eat it!
Nice and comfy thread
>>30866459>1200 USD/month"Muh superpower, muh 1.4 billion market", kek.
>>30866687allegedly full of bots
>>30867328I guess so, which is why I would never tell them that. I can't help it that I just like cute anime girls with cute voices!
>>30867262the noooo one!
>>30867378ありがとう
>>30866143imagine being so autistic that you bait "what about gura" just to reply "doesn't count"
>>30866536Japan rarely fires their salary men
S-sugoi thread
今日もかわいい!
>>30867363The sharks design is really fucking good literally made for sex
>>30867305Or people are busy with Christmas preparations so they can't watch as much live anymore
>>30867363UOOOOOOOOH
>>30867448>Ever heard of リストラ?
>>30864808Not at all.
>>30867462well did this happen last year?
>>30867462>the entire world is christian and catholic
FBK is so fuggin comfy
I been away for 2 hours, what did I miss?
>>30867328I'd still watch Kanatan if she was a boy.
>>30867458yeah, if you're a pedophile
>>30864808i am ESL and dont speak japanese
>>30867478Let me check for you
>>30867478We just had the homoschizo vs antihomoschizo daily timeloop
let me get one bbq chicken pizza please friend
FBK stream themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlz6F-82azA
>>30865846
>>30867474Not to the same extent but yes views did drop around the December-January period.
>>30867482It's ok, she's 9000 years old.
>>30867386it really doesn't matter the time, since faggots can just stay up past their regular posting time in order to shit things updon't worry so much about others and do your own thing. If this thread doesn't help you enjoy the holos, just leave and watch the streams without comments from randos on the internet>>30867399I mean, it's about average given the costs of living there>>30867448asus is taiwanese, and this is for their branch in chinanothing to do with china, nor with japan>>30867476speaking of that, I was just outside today and some indian shop had christmas jingles blaring out of their loudspeakers. Who'da thought that modern Christmas was commercialized?
GEN 0 LOVE
>>30864614>one of two confirmed not to have been in bed with ywwuyiWho is the other one?
>>30867331Don't worry, his Japanese fans often joke he needs a Japanese translator.
>>30867478/det/-posting
Whys she put so little fucking cheese on it is it just a western thing?
>>30867478https://files.catbox.moe/w9qum7.webm
>>30867478Homoshart cope
>>30867502Surely you meanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSVFZGj0k_M
>>30867482Get out of jp
>>30863978Cod zombies with Botan is canceled?
>>30867012Marine Mario kart training arc when?
>>30867505That's not an USB...
>>30867515GEN 0 LOVE
>>30867515AZKi is married, I hate her.
>>30867328Yes, and?Women are superior to men
>>30867378感謝
Wish I was an English tutor employed by Cover corporation honestly.
>>30867517Spade Echo, strangely enough. Despite being the most popular CN holo.
>>30867534Jesus christ, you fags will seriously use any opportunity you can to try and insert yourselves into discussions.
>>30867383I enjoy learning a little bit of Kansai ben (although I think he's more Hyogo ben?) from him when he streams. I'll keep working hard and add more stuff to my mining decks when new stuff pops up.
hamburga pizza
>>30867575It's literally, literally a Fubuki song about pizza. For a stream where she is making pizza. Please, please take your meds.
>>30867575>An actual holosong instead of JojofaggotryI'll take homos any day
>>30867482
>>30867478ESL chama couldn't roleplay in english test
>>30865375You can take seyana off, I'm no longer avatarfagging.
>>30867575Fuck off Jojodditor
>https://youtu.be/4dRHTQj6Tf8Risu, that mic...Btw are there another holos who sing that song in their utawaku?
>>30867575COPESEETHE DILATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA5tVludYboit's time
>>30866683No its a case of the Adidas lion attracting actual Adidas wearers
FUCKINGSLUT
>>30867399Kek, I can make about that much working part time as McDonalds.
>>30867513The only time I've seen the period I'm thinking of full of terrible posts is after a controversy like the taiwan thing which I'm sure was faggotsI do agree with your second point though and I rarely take this place seriously
I hope you dont own an Asus product. if you do you know what to do.
>>30864154i also agree that british english is not a real language
>>30867524typical american pizza has an insane amount of cheese on it compared to italian but in this game's case it turns a couple shakes of cheese into that motherfucker from spaceballs
>>30867575You know she was just singing said song at the beginning of the stream
Can Japanese people even eat pizza? Aren't they all lactose intolerant?
>Fubuki will never make me a PizzaI'm on the verge of tears, why can't she be real... why...
>>30867633So the debuchama narrative was real after all
You don't use shredded mozzarella for margarita pizza FBK.. cmon
>>30867559Oh god imagine the smell of her stuffy orange crotch
>>30864614>She was one of two confirmed not to have been in bed with ywwuyi,>there are retards who actually believe this garbageYeah, Artia and Civia fucked some rando in china despite both of them living in the US, makes perfect sense.
Yagoo is going to regret releasing Yogiri. He won’t find another Minecraft genius like her ever again.
>>30867648>>>/g/>>>/lgbt/>>>/pol/
>>30867648
>>30867661dont search about tulpas anon
Cute whistling!
>>30866459https://www.statista.com/statistics/791193/worldwide-asus-revenue-by-region/Why do they even care about China? Singapore is 1/200 of China's population and it's generating revenue more than double of ChinaNo wonder I keep seeing SGD in Supacha, this country is rich as fuck
FBK...
Place your betshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqaj_H09Q
>>30867655They have their own spin on pizza toppings. It honestly looks like a mess but you cant argue with the taste sometimes
>>30867650I threw up after seeing this for the first time as a kid
>>30867648imagine destroying your things because someone made you mad
>>30867680they all quit, they weren't fired
>>30867655Japanese pizza uses lactose-free cheese
that pizza is going out the window
>>30867688I feel like a Fubuki tulpa would genuinely be a positive influence on my life. Having Fubuki constantly by my side...
Polkachi... your minecraft addiction
>>30867648>destroying your own property that you already paid for
>>30867650Jesus christ
>>30866741Suisei...
>>30865549She's screaming song lyrics on Twitter despite being sick, she's gonna hurt herself.
>>30867680Come to youtube
FBK official BGM for this onehttps://youtu.be/CgVIzt2cAog
>>30867644Post more
>>30867705Anon where do you think you can find skilled and cheap labor outside of China
>>30867711Costume and song. Anniversary goods get announced when it's her anniversary in a few weeks.
Only 30 more minutes until globalbabies get sent back to their crying corner.
>>30867648Taiwan nationalist did this?
>Yogiri says no streams today or tomorrowI'm going to miss her a lot.
>>30867191Choco butt
>>30867767India and Most of SEA
>>30866876she got mogged because Pekora had a 1m celebration stream
>>30867767>China>SkilledJust hire pajeets or spics
>>30866730Guys, I think there's something off about FBK...
>>30867705Because that's where all their factories are. Good luck trying to set up a factory in Singapore, you'll pay half a million dollars to get a spat of land barely large enough to build a garage.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339480456119652354What the FUCK THIS ISN'T CURRY
>Turns volume up to maxI'm ready
>>30867718You’re right anon
>11/25How did Haachama even pass her high school tests?
>>30867777Can't say no to your digits
>>30867680I hope she's successful in whatever she does after this.
>>30866730no point in having Shion sit up at the front, she'll still fall asleep during class anyway
>>30867808WHat is it
>>30867734It's not about the money it's about sending a message
>>30867767SEA
>>30867833A new song
>>30867814She's sandbagging on stream, her English is much better than she lets on because it's cuter to be a retard.
>>30867767Tons of spics and latinos can do the same job (at a slower rate, but still).
>>30867836ASUS doesn't care what you do with their product after you buy it unless you're trying to RMA something
>>30867833It's a new song with a similar instrumental
Is it true that fubuki pegs oga?
>>30867767Hello sirs It is I, Rajeesh, your taxi driver for today!
>>30867777https://files.catbox.moe/xm3itu.mp3Choco fart
>>30867836Is the message 'I am an idiot'?
>>30867814She used her superchat money to bribe her teachers
>>30867776Wait really? There will be no more stream until her 3D concert? Damn.
Fubuki would make a truly incredible housewife. I would marry her in a heartbeat.
>>30867783 >India>skilledkek
>>30867855Honestly it's gotten stale after the 3rd time, she should reveal her true powerlevel next.
>>30867899She's my GFE
>>30867711Poop costume? that's really fitting.
>>30867808Oh that's what Pekora was talking about.
>>30867893>https://t.bilibili.com/470038704027648204
>>30867911And China is skilled? Cheap labour = unskilled labour, quality suffers but no one cares if it's cheap
>parmesan cheeseWhy can she say that right but still not say "thank you" without turning it into "tanku yuu"?
>>30867521I remember that part of one of his asakatsu streams, it was hilarious. I decided to pitch in for the live translator joke maybe once or twice even. I like how some of the Japanese viewers who tried wrote his "washi" in katakana, it was cute.
>>30867814She's obviously faking it. Her first attempts on stream like a year or more ago now(?) did way better than her recent ones
>>30867705Why people keep saying China when is just BiliBili the ones doing all this shit... unless you tell me BiliBili have more power than the CCP.
>>30867869>>30867844What's the occasion with this music? Another shill?
Get in fags, we're graduating https://files.catbox.moe/nfrn1u.webm
>>30867785Oh yeah that would do it and aquas birthday stream should be the boost in her case
Which Hololive member accept Jesus as their savior?
Deep Dish is best
>>30867944Same reason Dutchies pronounce Thursday as Turdsday
I genuinely don't think I could handle Fubuki if she took English lessons and did an English-Only stream.
>>30867944Go look up katakana and convert the two phrases into it and see why one comes out normal and the others garbled
>>30867767Vietnam, India, Malaysia, Bangladesh, and so on
>>30867964Peko and Suisei.
How come everyone start talking about China every fucking time I start fapping, let me fap in peace.
>>30867980At least she doesn't play dumb like Haachama does regarding English
>>30867986bait
>>30867988Why are you reading the thread while you're fapping?
>>30867953It's a normal song with the same music that doesn't talk about curry
>>30867964I've heard that Risu has
lob yu white onyon
>>30867957They're all gonna leave me some day... All of them... Everysingle Holo will leave me at some point... How the fuck am I supposed to cope
>>30867767literally anywhere with a literacy rate above 80%
>>30867988fap to china anon
>>30867964Marine.
>>30867947i wonder how many more times she'll milk this same test for content
>>30867988Don't fap in here get out
>>30867940at least china knows how to steal patents while logging our data.india doesn't really do much manufacturing anyway
>>30868008It's simple, you go out with them.
>>30867988Concentrate on your dick instead of ths thread
>>30867964Nene. She's happy everytime jesus send her SC.
>>30867980I think it would ruin kurokami so I really hope she doesn't improve it or at least if she does she kept her the same
>>30868036...So when my favourite graduates it's barrel to the roof of my mouth?
Real talk, as for what happened regarding the Asus drama 2 days ago. Did Hololive actually effectively lose their Asus sponsorship permanently? Judging from the silence of Asus TW, seems like this is just a bleep for them and nothing really big so there's no point in doing something about it.Also with that, is Hololive losing sponsorship left and right for the last few months or do you think they'll get more? Like, they haven't gotten a lot of game studio permissions lately apart from Sega.
Why isn't Fubuki breaking bottles on the walls and adding her own ingredients? Did she not go to Nenechi's Culinary School?
>>30867808Oh, cool new peko songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swuds0FeoI4
>>30868006Risu, Christmas song cover...
>>30868063Based Niji concern troll
>But I do english stream every day!Haachama, practicing speaking a language with no partner wont teach you vocab or grammar..
>>30868076This almost makes my dick as happy as Mel's teacher RP in that fucking pencil skirt
>>30868076RARE MEL'S MELS
What’s shion’s cunny smell like
>>30867964Marine
>>30868096Me
>>30868087It also reinforces your mistakes.
>>30868096Aqua spit.
>>30868007I like flat brats but>that foldGOD DAMN I SAID GOD DAMN
>>30868076Drumroll crash.
>>30868095SSR
>>30867964if western twitch streamers won't talk about their beliefs on stream, do you really think any japanese who are brought up in their super-conservative, politically correct country would ever talk about theirs on stream?>>30868033india provides a shit ton of manufacturing equipment to china, while china provides goods to themor the other way around, but I'm pretty sure it's what I said>>30868087she's gonna be as good as the typical poster in here is at japanese unless she actively streams with holoen every 2 days with zatsudans from now on
>>30868063Yeah, hololive is dead. You can fuck off now.
Rushia just kissed me, later losers.
>>30868008Probably just go back to whatever you were doing before 2018, or jump on whatever the latest hot thing is.
>>30868116Why do you have pictures of her feet but not an archive of the fucking stream. Why didnt you archive the fucking stream. WHY DIDNT I ARCHIVE THE FUCKING STREAM AHHH IF FUCKING HATE MYSELF AFJFJ9CJI NSJOSAF JIP FUCK
>>30867987>>30868006>>30868020>>30868041Good Hololive member should be pure, and never do hand holding without gloves.
>>30868139It was just an ojisan gift opening, what's to archive..
>>30868007Every time she speaks Chinese I want to slam my dick down her throat.
>>30868063N*jifaggots go back to your dead shithole filled with bully scands
>>30868130>Probably just go back to whatever you were doing before 2018I was regularly playing games with online friends of mine but I already burned all those bridges... I will be lonely with nothing to do if they leave me
>>30868116why are they so redthat looks painful
So is the whole point of this cooking game just failing recipes because the available measuring tools and physics interactions are shit?
>>30868068TOMATO SOUP?! TOMATO SOUP?! NONONONONONONONON NO NO NOOO NO
>>30868176wearing cute shoes is suffering
>Octopath shill collab.what the fuck.
>>30868076Melposter…
>>30868155>what's to archive..THE STREAM. ALL OF THE FUCKING STREAMS. I MUST ARCHIVE EVERYTHING AND CAPTURE EVERY SINGLE MOMENT SO PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE CAN EXPERIENCE IT TOO. NO ARCHIVING IS THE MOST SELFISH THING ANY VIEWER LIVING IN THE MOMENT CAN DO AHHH I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULD HAVE RECORDED IT BUT I WAS LAZY BECAUSE OF AYAME'S FUCKING STREAM A FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>30868176They look more like they itch than they hurt.
>>30868005Is it they had to take out the nissin curry stuff so they could sell the song?
>>30868087>has Coco for a partner and even the EN branch for funsies>still avoid doing english practices with them like a plagueThe fuck is wrong with Haachama. She should be very social, even more now that she is in Japan, she has no excuses to interact in english with them, even with K*ara
Haachama should just force the HoloENs to collab with her for language practice, if she was forced to speak English with them (and especially if they had the balls to correct her mistakes) she could vastly improve her English.Then again she's just sandbagging anyways so it's a moot point.
>>30868168Dang that sucks. I'll be praying that you get a Holowife someday, anon.
>>30868176That's what happens when you put pressure on your feet. Mine are like that too, there's even a bit of hard skin on my one foot that I'm always leaning on too
>>30868211Didn't she bully them on air into collabs?
I wish I could experience as much joy, real or even convincingly faked, from anything as much as FBK does from watching pizza dough fall off a conveyer belt
Which holos are grooming other holos?
>tfw been in the hospital for a month and a half and might fail one of my classes because the prof is a literal mongSHIT
>>30868211Traumatized by the aussies and thais
This thread is like going to a thrift store. Most of the time, you're just gonna find garbage, and way too much shit is because the chinks. But every once in a while, you can actually participate in good discussions about the holos.
>That chatI thought this was a Japanese streamhaachama...
>>30868245luna is going to groom haachama soon
>>30868007imagine the smelle
>>30868245me
>>30868224I don't need a wife I just need a friend...
>>30868168Try not being a negative nancy for once
>>30868211>The fuck is wrong with Haachama.the fuck isn't?
>>30868189>>30868203you sound like you stepped on a legoneed a bandaid?>>30868176wearing tight shoes is a thing, usually for women anyway>>30868223she's also probably really shy about the whole learning on stream thing, if you haven't realized she hasn't actually streamed learning English but only kanji tests and the like
>>30868192Octopath is square enix isn't it? maybe they're just pushing for an inevitable negotiation contract. They do have quite a few JRPGs afterall
>>30868008you and everyone you know or will know will die, and everything youve ever loved will crumble to dustdeal with it
>>30868245Flare grooming Aqua.
>>30867988Fap to artiahttps://twitter.com/arty42575619
>>30868245Friend is a notorious groom
https://youtu.be/-840keiiFDE?t=160
>>30868258Kek, imagine being a japanese haaton
>>30868063isn't there another squeenix shill stream today?
>>30868211You can't expect her to collab everyday. But she could try playing single-player story games in English. That's how I learned French by the way, because games have 100% accurate subtitles that are exactly what is being said by the characters, it's really easy to learn. Movies usually have different subtitles for deaf people.
>>30868159This but when she makes cat noises
>>30868292Not if I can store the essence of their existence physically and digitally. I will make everyone I know immortal. I will make my own name live on through generations like others such as Newton and Einstein have achieved. Immortality is possible. It can be accomplished
>>30868007Gaou literally just drew Aqua again with an even BIGGER ass and let her become a Vtuber, and somehow it worked
>>30868293more importantly they have deus ex
>>30868295But i thought Flare was being groomed by Noel and Marine at the same time?
>>30868245Okayu is grooming Korone Flare accidentally groomed Noel Watame is grooming Haachama Kanata is grooming Coco
>>30868211Yeah, getting someone to explain her mistakes to her when going through a test would be massive. I loved when Coco played the correcting role in a bunch of collabs
Realistically we only have a couple years left with the 30+ holo hags, besides maybe Luna. She's going to be a hikikomori for life.
friends pizza..
I wanna give friend 14.99 plus my tip!
>>30868080>>30868127>>30868166You guys honestly got it wrong. I'm legit asking here. From what I've been seeing is that they are getting their new sponsorship via HoloEN. Which is good. Does that also transfer to HoloJP that they are allowed to stream the game or they have to go through the JP office?>>30868316Which one? Is SE testing them like Sega did?
>>30868358>Flare>Being the groomedShe's the one who rations affection like a communist regime
why did Super Mario 35 never take off?
>>30868370Yea but she has other limiting factors like her wrist
next pizz
>>30868245Lamy is grooming rest of Gen5
>>30868319I know that she can speak english more fluently (Red-kun comes to mind), but you can still act cutesy and speak like a normal person at the same time.
>>30868370nah some of the seiyuus for the original 765pro im@s girls are in their early to mid 40s and still going strong, so long as they take care of themselves and the pay stays good they'll stick with it probably
>>30868401Not to mention grooming her viewers into giving her all their money.
>>30868370holo with the same age as gokus va when?
>>30868370Why do people say Luna is over 30 when her roommate twitter says she was born in 1994?
>>30868387It isn't Super Mario Maker
>>30868358It's the opposite actually. Flare just want to expand her harem. Marine and Noel already conquered. Next is 2nd gen.
>>30865466For fucks sake not another one. It's full of watery ame shit memes. Coco really needs to step up her game
>>30868359>Kanata is grooming CocoSeeing how Kanata turned Coco gay it's the other way around.
Twapi's big announcement.https://streamable.com/f4jwfb
>>30868387Because it's actually Super Mario 1-1
>>30868245haachama is either directly or indirectly grooming everyone else.
>>30868387Doesn't really work as streaming bait and it didn't have a proper way of interacting with fans unlike Tetris 99
woah Fubuki is using her old model, been a while
>>30868381They still get shill streams very regularly, you would know if you actually watch the streams instead of being a doomposting faggot on 4chan.
>>30868449how?
>>30868433This better be Towa baby.
>>30868433towa pussy
>>30868453Everytime i see this model i cant help but to thibk she needs to shave that beard
>>30868381oh , youre just a retard.
>>30868007>tfw her viewershipWhy nobody likes Tenten...
>>30868403People always quote Red-kun as proof but he's never displayed english more advanced than she usually uses, I just don't get it
>>30868459it's a long list of connections with others grooming others. basically hololive will end up one gay hivemind.
>>30868245Miko is grooming Pekora is grooming Moona.
>>30868498Better than an indie I know, for 2 years streaming for 4-9 viewer.
>>30868498Her ASMR's nice until she starts speaking in other languages
>>30868498because you won't fix your grammar>>30868507because they think that one display of proficiency shows general proficiency (it doesn't)
>serving floor food
>>30868488I can't believe they still haven't fixed it
>>308685445 second rule
>>30868507That's why I said fluently, Haachama speaks likes a robot most of the time.
>>30868544And you'll eat it!
>>30868071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCxDN9Bgow4I still think about that fucking curry concert like it was some fever dream I had instead of a real thing they did.
>>30868453I still marvel at how much cuter it is than the one that's even older. Unfortunately the little blob on her chin bugs me every time.
>>30867293Apparently, they plan to create streamers lobby, so you could join as a viewer like what has been done in Among Us
>>30868359>Kanata is grooming Cocohttps://youtu.be/WKq4Sn1-J-M
>>30868454>>30868490Uh okay. Sure. Thanks for the answers.
>>30868421sasuga yakuza daughter
>>30868544i will eat every last crumb of fubuki's floor pizza
>>30868433This bitch I swear. I thought she was going to get married or something after hearing the noise she made.
>>30868544Happens all the time
>>30868544If it was made by Fubuki I would still eat it because I love her.
>>30868595i though she was gona do a star wars watch along.
>>30868430This week was just tummies and stuff. Not even memes.
>>30868564I think having prepared and rehearsed lines for a skit is a better explanation than flawlessly feigning retardation for 2 years
>>30868569>>30868488fuck you guys, now I can't unsee the goatee
It seems like Shion’s eyebrows were originally meant to be a much bigger part of her character than they ended up being. Her new year outfit has her eyebrows on it as a symbol, and her Azur Lane self has a line about them. Glad to see her illustrator is finally allowing her to phase/mellow them out with her gothloli outfit. Hopefully the change eventually transfers to her legacy outfits too.
3D MODELS FOR HOLOFIVE WHEN COVER YOU HACK FRAUDS
>>30868651Something about her forehead...
Did Haachama get a new Switch instantly after breaking one yesterday?
>>30868536Debu
>>30868568Justice~!That concert was really good, It really showed off how idol-like all of them are.
>>30868544She made it with love. Eat it.
>>30868669Retard
>>30868651Who did this shitty ass TLs?
Not only asalamy, we will get Lamys MK after a long time.
I look forward to Haachama's 14 thousand calorie workout to burn those two kilos
>>30868685>Professional dancers behind their 3d model instead of the actual vtuber
I will betray my race and home country for Coco
>>30868692No u
Do you guys think Haachama is going to make a lot of sexy moans in this RFA stream?
>>30868691Kurokami step on me...>Kurokami will never spit in your food
>>30868691How 'bout I eat you instead
Every time I watch someone else play this game I feel so bad for Lamy she struggled so hard meanwhile Friend and Pizzadad blow through it like nothing lmao
>>30868387Because the game sucks, the streams were still fun but that's because the holos are fun.
>>30868719Yes, I know you /asp/ies like to exaggerate everything here I'll fix it for you [Kayfabe] [Kayfabe] [Kayfabe] [Kayfabe] [Kayfabe]
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339857939113279488Mikoti!!!
>>30868691Only if I get this as a reward
>>30868568It was great, I'm real proud of all three of them. The shill streams before it were pretty fun too.
>>30868719Cover would never..... or would they?
MIKO! https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339857939113279488
>>30868723Do that to her superior loli form instead
LUNA RETRUNS TO PM STREAMS!!!
>>30868755>Hair clippingAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
did anyone catch Roboco's reaction to these two flirting?
>>30868669Joycon just needs charging anon.She can buy a new one if she wants to though
>>30868776Right when I fixed my sleep
>>30868719Or maybe the girls are just good, ever thought about that?
>>30868744Would be cool to see them play it in 3d if they could some how get the model into the game. I imagine the controls are a lot better with VR
>>30868685I'm glad for Subaru, they even got 2 side dancers for her, truly the MC of Hololive.
Holos playing Katamari Damacy when?
I'm going to thank Fubuki for teaching me that Kitsune is the Japanese word for Cat.
Towa's tweeting reps...
>>30865319not that strange considering Suisei, Marine, and Flare 3D debuted after the 1st holofesshe'll have new 3D peek at the 2nd holofes then a proper reveal the day after
Ah Milano, famous for its sea sights.Good job friend
Oh the JP Suicord is selling a Suisei Happi for 6000 yen + shipping
>>30868741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lqff9nrwM
>>30868800I will if I join Holostars EN, anon. Please look forward to it.
>>30868817She clearly said it was Venezia.
>>30868790Oh, I don't own a Switch so I thought she broke it after repeatedly dropping it on the floor.
Friend, you have another stream in less than an hour...
towa..
Debuchama...
>IDs promote holofes>ENs aren'tunironically gonna anti them
>>30868568I can get Aqua and Subaru but how does Pekora manage to dance that long when she is such a shut-in? If I remember right she was also dying in her only RFA stream ever.
>>30868794I guess only Holofes 2 can answer
Chama is such a fucking sperg
>>30868831Thats pretty cool
>>30868744Its cute though
>>30868651The only thing I like about goth Shion is her dynamic smug eyebrow and her pits fold. The rest are trash compared to her OG witch.
I love Botan's mom!
>>30868831Okay, that's based. I love Suisei.
>>30868860Prerecorded stream most likely
>>30864808I know how to use unbeknownst properly
>>30868866Everything Suisei is always cool unless she's being a dork
>>30868859Just imagine someone asking Ame about it.>"Holofes? What's that??"
>>30868870Bury me right there when I die
>>30868780Nenechi..
>>30865319her idol 3d uses the current model anyway, i doubt they will 2.0 her idol outfit. So she wouldn't have used it for the concert either way.
>>30868831That's adorable.
>>30868800when friend is allowed to return to the skies over belka
>>30868890There's no way any of them don't know what it is when the hololiveEN account is promoting it so much.
>>30868910But that will never happen.jpg
>>30868719Just go rewatch 1st fes if you want the girls doing their own choreography, I wouldn't really expect them to do it for a big money ad camapign though.Subaru was the only one that actually learned a real dance for that show anyway https://files.catbox.moe/p11yhl.webm
>>30868780https://youtu.be/zyZ6TqQqN_4Around the 5:10 mark
>>30868844Or you could just listen to what she said was the problem??
>Bad +0Haachama...
>>30868780stay away from my yakuza ojou
>>30868915EN whores will never be a part of Holofes.
>not putting on tomato SECONDwhat the FUCK fubuki
>>30868922Dead link hombre
https://files.catbox.moe/ob07fr.webmrandom clip. could be good. could be shit.
>>30868941Neither will ID garbage.
>>30868897They use the normal models at holofes anon...
>>30868921this twisted game needs to be reset
>>30868719All they need to do to get a good performance out of the girls themselves is record one good take from each separately and sync them up. Don't need pros for that
>>30868915Ame doesn't even know all the Holomem...Enma could easily be promoting Holofes on her own.
>>30868954I'm always worried about playing the ones from that pastebin because theres like 5 tinnitus inducing ones
>>30868922Holofes was also prerecorded. Every single live is. Nobody in Hololive has ever danced live.
listening to my cute daugther humming the mario opening
Someone gift Haachama a bluetooth earphones or something
I love Fubuki so fucking much holy shit...
>>30868941They might be saving the EN promotion last, due to their high profile, though. It would be crazy if they were the only branch to not promote them and would raise a lot of eyebrows.
>>30868839chammers...
>>30868983prerec doesn't mean the holos not doing their own dancing, shin takarajima was too shit to be anything but the
>>30868983Yeah, when they dance live for their 3d streams they have a time machine that let's them react to the chat from the future
>>30868983miopuke.webmThere's no way they chose to keep that in a prerecording
>>30868983Yagoo's really trying to capture the puke-fetishist market then
>>30868983>Roboco's "hai hai hai" during zerokisei Dream Story
>>30869019sasuga cover, the greatest tech company of all time
>>30868941ENs are going to have a small role in Holofes according to Kiara, just voice or something.
I love Towa Baby and I'm sick of pretending that I don't.
Floor cheese..
>>30868983BARFINGWOLF
>>30869019don't tell anyone this but,chat is also prerecorded
>>30869008Are you seriously implying Holos have any sort of talent to be singing and dancing? Get outta here, only indies and nijis are good, holos are trash at everything.
>>30869019The dancing is pre-recorded, they're just commentating on the stream.
>>30869020Throwing up is part of Mio's identity
>>30869039Kiara will wear the Curry Meshi suit again
Fatchama...
>>30868983It's their own dancing but they record it before the holofes. Still pre-recorded, of course. Even Miko's comeback live was pre-recorded except for the last one. She also kind of admitted to it being recorded because she's been tweeting something with "recording" before the live
Does anyone else think that Haachama would be better if she was pettan?
>>30869064>Mio-san during the 3rd measure of your next song I need you to pure
>>30869051I want to eat Fubuki's floor cheese
>>30865706Honestly better than her liking minions
>>30869020Mio's most popular moments are of her puking, of course they kept it, they did it on purpose.
>>30868651Answer this>>30868693where are these blasphemous translations coming from?
Nobody puts corn on pizza in Italy and America
>Mio will never live down barfing on streamWhy are you so cruel to her?
I will NOT respect the chama...
>>30869093I don't watch Shion, or translated videos. What did she actually say here?
>>30869099Or Mayo disgusting nip motherfuckers
>>30869099You're not fooling anyone american
What if vtubers actually don't exist and we all have been tricked? They could easily use "trained children" to "pretend" to be the person behind but in reality there's nobody behind and the holos are just a new AI learning with every stream...
>>30868926thanks
>>30869115You WILL respect her breeding potential.
>>30869099>Americairrelevant
>>30869099Stupid burger trash
>>30868063>Also with that, is Hololive losing sponsorship left and right for the last few monthsAn Asus stream got cancelled and the Muse Dash publisher chinked out. That's literally the extent of the "lost sponsorships".>Like, they haven't gotten a lot of game studio permissions lately apart from Sega.They regularly get new smaller publisher permissions, Sega is just the first big one that they made a twitter announcement about in a while. If you watched streams this should be obvious, several of them start playing the same games at once when they get permission for it.
>>30869125Member when kizuna ai was just starting and people thought this unironically?
>>30869125Ideal scenario because them all the whore shit roommates do cannot be attached to holos and doxxfags get BTFO
>>30869119>>30869135>>30869136Only South Americans and SEA put random shit like corn on pizza.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
>>30868933she's a lost cause
Another achievement by Nenehttps://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1339862786256486401
>>30869150Pizza is the Paella of Italy you stupid burger trash there is no fixed ingredients list stupid trash American shut the fuck up
>>30869118Mayos on a few pizzas in oz but that's not exactly a good location to use as a positive in this discussion
>>30869125No AI could ever reach the level of perfection Fubuki has reached.
>>30869150Japan puts hot dogs and mayo on theirs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeDUnOwkfIc
>rushia playing sm35I thought we were done with this arc already...
>>30869020>>30869086>>30869092>>30869112>>30869057https://files.catbox.moe/eose6m.mp4
>"Pekora's Mom" is just Lamy in Pekora cosplayWhy are Japanese fan artists so unimaginative?
>>30869143wasn't even that long ago that 3d twitch thots were trying to get Melody cancelled by claiming that she was an AI
>>30868639>Did you someone say tummy posts?>____ appreciation post>regurgitated ame gifs
imagine the smell
>>30869150this is just a pile of pig slop...
>>30869172You do NOT put corn on Pizza. You are obviously not Italian or you would know that Italians care very much about ingredients, everything has a fixed ingredient list and if you put something that doesn't belong on food it is tantamount to committing murder in Italy.
I really want Miko and Nenechi to become friends
>>30869190>recorded in the studio 2 weeks in advance
>>30869190God i wish i was the one to clean Mio's puke off the studio floor
>>30869218Stupid fucking burger larper shut the fuck up stupid piece of shit you are not italian because your great grandparents were siblings from italy stupid inbred trash
>>30869190The 2nd hurk is really brutal and you can tell it's going over her arm LMAO
>>30868870Her dynamic eyebrows soften her expressions a lot, I really like them
>>30864035This is still up?
What does Haachama sweat tastes like?
Fucking hell haachama this is embarrassing.
>>30869230this but instead of cleaning it off the floor she spews directly into my mouth
>Bad scores>Outfit that makes her look fatShe knows
>>30869218Eye-talians seething
>>30869236After the song they literally threw towels at her for nearly a full minute.
>>30869251One of the best streams she's done in like 3 months though
>>30868983https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>30869263fag
>>30869116She's giving couple consultation on how he cheated on her boyfriend by him letting her seen Shions goods. Not the other way around.
>>30869099>>30869118>Never eat tuna melt pizzaYour lost.
>>30869218>you would know that Italians care very much about ingredientsFirst time I was in Italy my Italian friend got me banana pizza.
>>30869150>Whole olivesWhy Juan?
>>30869172>>30869218you type like an angry little mexican
>>30869263it's been a while
>>30869292nani..
>>30869292>>30869263Rumao
>>30869285A fucking what now?
>>30867725>>30867688>>30867661Making a Tulpa is hard work. The act of creating one in itself would already be a good influence in your life.But please don't try to conjure up a Fubuki, when you already have one right there. Otherwise I agree. Fubuki is precious and is a shining example of a decent foxbeing I want to aspire to.
>>30869190Why is she throwing up while singing? They should get a pepto deal or something.
>>30869292wow, that is the latest image limit hit i have seen since it got upped
>>30869172>pizza is the [spic shit] of italyWow I trust you completely as you are clearly an expert on italy
>>30869139So they really did most likely lose the Asus sponsorship? Damn.>If you watched streams this should be obvious, several of them start playing the same games at once when they get permission for it.I do watch the streams and I saw the lastest fad they had was the Hanako one. Did they already get Bandai Namco? Also regarding Sega, did anyone of them say anything about wanting to play PSO2?
>>30867476anon even if you're not christian you just celebrate shit just for festivities.
>>30869139To be fair, we don't know about potential sponsorships lost during the negotiation or proposal stage
>>30869324>uppedwhat, it's the same
>>30869285Uh yeah buddy my "loss"
Haachama's underboob sweat
>>30868983Cool, so that technical difficulties during PekoMiko segment at holofes1 was also prerecorded
>>30869164Fucking incredible.
>>30869383yes anon everything is prerecorded
Did fubuki forget to turn the stream off?
What the fuck is wrong with Haachama's joycon?
Fubuki... you forgot to end your stream...
Stop sexualizing Pekomom
>>30869139genshin impact sponsored streams and a 2nd azur lane collab are pretty likely for other lost sponsorships. personally, i'm happy we got saved from a bunch of genshin streams.
>>30869396It just wants to escape haachama
>>30869383Yeah? It was to make the crowd react and also to make it feel like an actual live.
>>30869392>>30869398More friend!!!
>>30869396she's so fat it's blocking the signal
>>30869337>PSO2Iofi played it, I think one of the homos mentioned it. I don't remember if any of the holos did>>30869383The technical difficulty was that they couldn't find the vhs with the prerecorded dance on it, come on you should know this
>>30869424Good point! More friend is never a bad thing!
Fubuki is about to say something bad!
>>30866981 What reps? Im 23 and I'm not even 170cm, and I I'm only brownish after even after I joined a uniformed body in college. Its hopeless!
>>30869406>a 2nd azur lane collabReally? I don't remember there are rumors about it
>>30869406>2nd azur lane collabIt will happen 100% ;_; please
>>30869428Loafy had a lot of fun playing PSO2 and PSO2fags sperged and worshipped her like she was an A tier JP holo
Friend...
Rushia just kissed mebye nerds
I CAN HEAR FUBUKIAAAAAAA
what is Fubuki talking about right now?
YA BE
A real yab, finally
>>30866454SAUCE ANON. SAUCE.
>>30866981I meet all of these critera. What do I do now?
Did friend forget to end her stream?
Fubuki just said Towa is a whore on stream
Fubuki's voice is actually super hot holy shit
>controller goes straight to exitI think her joycon is possessed
>>30869459Her drunken tryst last night
YAB
Fubuki furiously typing on her keyboard
>>30869337Nobody knows the deal with Asus right now except one shill stream got cancelled.>>30869406Genshin Impact isn't so much a lost sponsorship as a gained nonsponsorship. We're all better off without Hololive playing that shitty game.
I thought you guys said this wasn't FBK's real voice...
>>30869449>she was an A tier JP holoShe is.
お?
>>30866568i thought Polka had an actual roommate in her currently living situation.
God this is so premium, this feels like forbidden backstage time with Fubuki. Just raw, unfiltered Friend. This is the kind of thing I would expect to have to pay for a membership for.
didn't even do the cute act surprised thing, yab
>>30869080That recording Miko referred to was for her voice drama for her anniversary goods.
Someone clipped it right
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>>30869489But riceloli and momotetsu are poggers right??
Fubuki stream got privated, damn it.
>FBK privated the stream
Instantly privated
おkー
>already privated the video
Clip where?
Russia...
>immediately privatedI should have recorded it, that was insane. Fubuki is legitimately perfect.
Towa...
>>30869503that little "hoh??" was rare and precious
>>30869518LETS THE UNSUBSTANTIATED NARRATIVES COMMENCE
>>30869493Loafyfag...
what the FUCK friend
WHAT DID FBK SAY
damn that was good
Womb...
towa
>>30869516>>30869502>>30869492She purposely did it. Have you even held a conversation with someone?