/jp/ - Otaku Culture

きｔらｧｧｧ

はあちゃま好き好き

mom

PLEASE RAVAGE MY ANUS KANATA

I love Kanatan!

>>30863829
>>30863826
A rather interesting juxtaposition

Greetings my fellow 35P!

>>30863804
Pekomom should just become a vtuber. Its easy money.

pekoーらママ好きだ

>>30858217
What the fuck is with that answer I got wrong? Check on fucking what? Do they need to confer with literal god about whether the people do, in fact, in reality, actually intend to buy tickets?
Is he checking if they have any tickets in stock? Great, that would make sense, if they added literally any fucking context with regards to that in that sentence- without any, it seems like he's checking the validity of their actual fucking statement, not the validity of the existence of tickets to be purchased
What ESL-brained shitskin even wrote that question?!

I will marry this menhera.

Roboco's laugh sustains me.

>>30863786
I miss melposter, at least with her 1490/1500 posts per thread were shit instead of 1500/1500

I'm not kitten when I say love Botan a lot!

>>30863871
You are supposed to roleplay

>>30863865
very cool hololive related post, and not off topic meta discussion at all

>>30863871
Its an online test anon-chama.

>>30863871
>I would like
It's something that is going to happen, someone is planning to purchase tickets. It's the same as asking "Can I purchase two tickets for tomorrow's event?"
and
>How much did you pay
This is in the past, this is asking about something that has already happened
It's pretty obvious that these two sentences don't go together

AKUTAN SUKI

>>30863804
SNIFF

>>30863871
It says "I'd like two tickets", implying they haven't been bought yet. You chose "how much did you pay?" implying they have been bought which makes no fucking sense. It's extremely simple future/past tense stuff.

>>30863882
It's been over six months, are you any closer to marrying her?

>>30863871
The person is asking for tickets. Why are you answering with a past tense? I think you are the ESL anonchaama

>>30858217
i ingliz iz nut gud

んなあああああ

>>30863944
Yes.

>>30863871
lol dumbass ESL, it makes perfect sense. The context that he's checking if the show is sold out is perfectly normal and reasonable and you would know that if you lived in an English speaking nation and ever went to a movie theater.
"I'd like two tickets for tomorrow night." is present tense and "How much did you pay?" is past tense. You don't ask somehow how much they paid for something they haven't even received yet. The fact that you think "How much did you pay?" is an appropriate response when someone says "I'd like two tickets" is completely insane to me. What do you mean how much did I pay you prick, I don't even know how much I'm SUPPOSED to pay you yet. You are speaking in past tense for a present tense transaction.

>>30863921
Why aren't you complaining about these posts?
>>30863871
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>>30863951
>>30863952

I love my gen5

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

2 Miko streams today!
- Collab with Nene, Choco, Mio on the main channel at 20:00 JST https://youtu.be/7WOAI3Oepes
- School Days watch party on twitch at 24:00 JST twitch/sakuramiko_hololive

Be there 35P!

Lamy is a legitimate alcoholic man, I have alcoholic tendencies but jesus christ even I think she has a problem.

Hug me onii-chan!
Based.

Seaweed womb!

>>30863911
That still doesn't make it make sense
There were no good options, but at least mine could be interpreted as "Hey, we'd like (to collect) two tickets (that we pre-purchased) for tonight", upon which the distributor asks them to confirm the amount they paid in order to determine it's in fact the correct amount for two tickets.

>>30863969
that's relevant to haachamas stream, I don't see a stream asking to show your memberships

>>30863980
Rushia don't look...

>>30863753
>Anon, your beloved vtubers literally plays RFA, horror games and do ASMR because they know their voice sells. Its whoring too, you dont need to get that salty about it
Anon that's a downright idiotic comparison if you think making slightly lewd sounds is the same as intentionally making dick sucking noises while naked

I set up an AFK minecraft farm like Aqua did and I've crashed my friend's server economy.

>hololive
>noone is live

I finally found her city. I'll be there sunday. Wish me luck.

I want Matsuri to sit on my face

>>30863980
You are an antoholic.

Do you think Suisei secretly masturbates to her own R18 fanarts?

>>30863980
>not drinking with you oshi

>>30863871
Out of all the questions that can easily be misunderstood, it was that one?

lumao

>>30864016
Just a reminder...

https://files.catbox.moe/dn584f.mp4

Okayu trying to sing a translated DK Rap is peak soul.

>>30863804
I want to fuck Pekomom.

>>30863994
You are just reaching beyond belief. Just make your answer based on what's literally written

>>30863925
>>30863943
>>30863951
Because the only way I could make heads of tails of any of the options was with that one by presuming that the "want" her wasn't the actual purchase, but the collecting of the goods of a previously made purchase.
>>30863994

>>30863980
If you told me lamy was part Russian i wouldnt bat an eye

>>30863994
Then it would have said something like "I'd like to COLLECT my two tickets for tomorrow night" you fucking retard. You projected your own bullshit onto the question which is why it makes no sense to you.

Time to off collab with Astel, goodbye losers

I was just checking Mikos twitch to sub and wtf theres a $25 tier
I thought only whores like Choco and Matsuri did that

>>30864056
Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky! Chunky!

>>30863871
>ESLs making fools of themselves in the YouTube chat and in these threads
The best part of Haachamas English tests

>60 TALENTS

Possible Milestones for the rest of December:
Marine 900k
Amelia 800k
Rushia 800k
Ayame 600k
Mio 500k
Luna 400k
Towa 400k
Ollie 300k
Reine 200k
Anya 200k

>>30864080
Think every twitch streamer with sub options open has a 25 tier but I might be wrong

https://files.catbox.moe/w9qum7.webm

>>30863994
You're retarded and will never speak English, I'm sorry.

RUSHIA WATCH O-

I can't wait for everyone to start streaming all at once from evening onwards!

1 fact about Pakoyo:

1. She is a lying lazy whore

>>30864003
>that's relevant to haachamas stream
Meta discussions about an english test aren't relevant to Haachama's stream which already ended.

>>30864085
okayu...I might not be a gorilla but I am still hairy....let me be your chunky...

>>30863966
I've literally worked in a movie theatre before you fucking retard, I'd never say something so devoid of fucking context as "let me check for you!", I'd say "let me see if there are any seats available", because that conveys a clear and present connection between me tapping on the fucking screen in front of me and their request instead of sounding like I'm some poorly programmed AI response.

>>30864016
In case this is not bait from the other board. Damn, the effect of EN branch is so strong some of the guys are now developing alternate reality

>>30864126
The more I see her little doodles. The more I love it....

>>30864120
Mito Rushia is cute as fuck I want more

>>30864068
I know it would, but if they were buying tickets, the vendor would say "Let me check if we have any left", not "let me check for you", it sounds absolutely fucking retarded and disconnected.

I love my oshi very much!! She loves you too, Anon!!

>>30864020
Matsuri is probably a squirter, would you take hot menhera facial for her?

I hope there's no one foolish enough to stream over Watame's announcement tonight

>>30864154
It's okay buddy you're anonymous here, you can just not reply and accept that you're retarded. Sure, you have to live with the shame, but once you get over that you can just pretend you never posted.

>>30864154
Hi, i'd like two tickets for x please.
I'll just check that for you.
Okay thanks.
How are you struggling with this, it's a perfectly natural response

>>30864154
Your response makes you sound even more robotic you idiot

>>30864126
Someone did kinda make it but good luck finding the sparkly water under all the cream they used

Nice English class thread

>>30864178
Hmmm

>>30864154
>I've literally worked in a movie theatre
And I guess you never make it far in the education departement especially English

>>30864195
Seamonkey hours.

>>30864195
it's full of esl's anyways

Col lab when?

>>30864080
That's just twitch.

>>30864198
different branch, and both of those are literal who

https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1339813380035497985

Holy shit, Okayu got followed back by her favorite comedy trio, Jungle Pocket. She's been singing praise about these guys forever now.

>>30863865
35p are always my friends no matter who else they MEMBA too.

>>30864198
those two had these planned at the start of the week while Watame announced her stream today.

>>30864198
Not hololive

>>30864195
What the fuck. Isn't this /jp/

。。。

>>30864157
Anon posting >dead hours when holos stream that the poster dosent care about existed before EN

Haven't you had enough to drink?

Can someone post their membership tab full of Ars memberships?
I wonder if people like this are here

>>30863871
These materials are maybe recycled from older lessons. This entire concept is some mid 20th century shit

>>30864157
Go back

>>30864233
it is worse then /jp/ it is westerners thinking that japan is nothing but anime and kawai girls

>>30864253
Don't tell me what to do you clingy bitch

>>30864157
why would I willingly watch western whores? do you even know where you are?

>>30863980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkexOZVp8s0&ab_channel=blubsubsv
After this video it should tell you that, even more so when I always hear drinking from a water bottle

>>30864258
Whats wrong with paying with ars?

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>>30863994
Alright imagine this.
You've gone to a ticket booth with your oshi and she tells the cashier that she'd like two tickets. Ticket person gives her two then after that you will ask. How much did you pay?
The problem here is that the people who answered How much did you pay? assumes that there is a 3rd hidden person or action that is happening.
And most of the time in real life this is a common thing to do when you're with someone. Thats why it made sense for some people to answer it.

I love Roboco!

>>30864258
Here's the only one that matters

>3 sponsored streams in one day
Are we winning?

>>30864297
Based

>>30864233
No this is /uk/

>>30864293
Stop forcing your flawed logic into a simple grade schooler statement and reading too much. Fuck off.

Cute
https://twitter.com/raiten82248151/status/1337813924712914945

>>30864185
How the fuck are you retards this unironically this dense
Check
That
What is 'that'? Since it's an answer to a request, with literally no fucking context to it beyond that, 'that' is the request. The dude is implying that he is checking on the state of their request- not the actual purpose of the request, but the literal fucking syntax of the sentence.
There are loads of places you can get by with context. This isn't one.
Let me prove it:
"Hi, I'd like two tickets for HoloFes please"
"Sure, let me check that for you"
Decipher this shit now ESL-chama, given that HoloFes tickets are unlimited, you faggots.

It's 2 days until Yogiri graduates.
I'm glad that she's alive but I'm definitely not okay.
I will never forget her.

YOGIRI LOVE

https://youtu.be/evhQ9oo29SI
Bless this guy for the subs

>>30864192
> basic context is robotic
We're not actually speaking Japanese, the insinuation between purchasing something and limited stock isn't near strong enough to justify a response this autistic

Okay let's settle this, which Holo is the biggest freak of them all?

>>30864337
>20 Yogiri graduation
>21 Holofest
Ouch.

>>30864211
I'm actually sad this never happened. Aqua was the only reason she joined Hololive.

>>30864351
Noel

>we have now moved on to discussing how a minimum wage slave stumping tickets should interact with a customer
This place is entertaining if nothing else

>>30864320
i think your brain is flawed when you aren't asking someone how much they paid after they've treated you. Fucking retard

https://files.catbox.moe/indvzd.mp3

>>30864293
Except you are supposed to be the cashier in that question not the person buying tickets and that is made obvious during the test if you can actually speak english.

Miko is still dreaming about that official hololive galge huh https://youtu.be/Ucg-NrkZIeo

>>30864379
You anons are okay sometimes

What's with the English class posting? Post more holos.

wtf we have hagfags ITT now?

>>30864369
we can't have nice things anon

>>30864368
I'll find it funny if Yogiri's 3D concert ends up having a higher production value than Cover does for their big concert.

>>30864394
yeah thats the fucking point. NO ONE HERE WORKED AS FUCKING TICKET MAN OR SOME SHIT.
SO THE NORMAL RESPONSE FOR A NORMAL PERSON IS TO FUCKING ASK THEM HOW MUCH THEY PAID SO YOU CAN GIVE THEM YOUR SHARE

LIKE HOLY FUCK. WHEN WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU TREATED SOMEONE OUT OR WENT OUTSIDE WITH YOUR FAMILY

some of you guys are alright, don't go to global tomorrow

>>30864324
Keep on struggling with a very basic English quiz. And yeah of course that makes no sense when you apply it like that.
"Hi, i would like two tickets to Australia on the 25th at 2:00pm please."
"Let me check that for you"
Still struggling?

Mogu mogu.

>>30864411
HoloHag union runs this thread

>>30863871
Wow you're a stupid ESL. Which one of those vtuber translator groups are you from?

>>30864413
ok ching chong chang ching chong san

>>30864395
I'd unironically buy it. Go for it Mikochi, make your dream come true.

>>30864422
anon!?!?

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>>30864437
It's just "mo" now.

>>30864437
OKAYU~

>>30864202
Far enough to know that if somebody asked me for a large popcorn, I wouldn't say "Sure, let me check that for you", and then proceed to laugh like a 80's fucking sitcom character and blink for the first and last time as my programming finally kicked in.

Abe let me go and I will impregnate every HoloHag. I will make you proud

>>30864437
AH ITADAKIMASU

Please post holo image that you've fapped to the most, I'm having an urge to fap right now

>>30864437
Can we all at least agree Okayu is the ugliest Holo?

>>30864413
>sponsored by Bushiroad this time
in your dream Zhong

Polka is on the holoserver

>>30863871
What is your first language? Maybe some anon from your country can explain it better in your language.

>>30864395
Okayu said if there ever was one, to leave Shion's scenario to her. So that's one down at least.

>>30864402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3PJm4pATyM

Hi I want a thread dedicated to Hololive
I´ll just check for you

Japananon, chink and Seanig, it's perfect time for you all learn english, this is Daily English Thread

>>30864413
If this does end up being the case, I swear will completely drop hololive for good, since apparently Yogiri has to pay her own money for the model and the studio for the 3D stream.

I want a matuli wife

>>30864281
oh shit, scary

>>30864094
>Ayame 600k
yay, another ayame stream before the year ends!

DELICIOUS WET PUSSY

>>30864413
Too soon to say. Let’s see how it goes first and then start shitposting.

>>30864154
you're talking to brits/europeans, they speak a different casual language than you do
if you want to know, if I were at the front counter for a given job, I'd say
hey, is x still available?
give me a moment, I'll check
...
so there's...

>>30863871
in this specific context you (I'd) are asking for tickets for a future event
to ask "how much did you pay" as a reply to the start of this conversation is odd, because people working at the counter don't ask that as a response

>>30864464
I'm just saying it'd be funny. You have to admit it'd be a little silly if some random member of hololive's farewell concert ended up doing certain things better than the big event Cover had been putting together for the last few months.

>>30864505
You have no proof.

>>30864413
Holofes could end up going well or going horribly wrong and become more like Yabaifes.

>>30864421
>Question asks you to play the role of the cashier and respond appropriately
>You play the role of the person buying tickets instead and get ass ravaged when you don't understand the answer
Holy fuck you actually are retarded

>>30864572
ogey

>>30864521
Please direct this guy
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>>30864486
on how to start properly

meidos nuke this thread onegai

http://poal.me/kaast2
http://poal.me/kaast2
http://poal.me/kaast2

>>30864504
but also keep in mind, Cover is absolutely shit at a lot of aspects when it comes to 3D, and throwing more money at something doesn't necessarily fix everything.

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>>30864576
My money is coco pulling a owen hart for her entrance. Also luna passing out with in 5 minutes

I miss Korones old microphone. It was kind of funny in a way to have my ears blown every time she let out her high pitch laugh

>>30864523
Honestly, I'm shocked they'd single Yogiri out like that. She was one of two confirmed not to have been in bed with ywwuyi, Cover should have at least just done their background checks on all of the CNs to see who was sus and who wasn't, and for that I feel bad for both her and Spade Echo.

>>30864588
go back

>>30864505
She's going to do a guerilla stream

>>30864605
And Mio puking?

>>30864421
Wow you're retarded.

Did we actually turn into the DET thread right now?

>>30864614
from how she explains it, the model was made with Cover's resources but she had to use her own connections to get everything else.

>>30864426
Your correction did literally nothing to improve it.
If the request was instead "Are there any tickets available?" and the response was "Let me check that for you", 100%, I'm with you
If the question was "Could you see if there are any tickets available?", then the 'sure' makes sense too, so "Sure, let me check that for you" fits. If the response was "Sure, let me check if there are any available", then it makes sense as a response for "Hi, I would like two ticket for (noun/article+noun)".
But this specific combination sounds like two people talking past each other.

I could understand getting questions 12 or 14 wrong, but 4?

>>30864628
When did that happened? Timestamp?

Yogiri 3D concert will be BETTER than Holofest

>>30864413
/hlg/ is gonna hate Holofes no matter what. And seeing that Yogiri is liked here than around half of the HoloJPs you're probably going to get a lot of that by default.

>go to a movie theatre
>ask to purchase two tickets
>cashier looks me dead in the eye and asks me "How much did you pay for them?"

do NOT reply

>>30864657
are globalfags really this delusional?

>Rushia is very unhappy that you aren't talking about her.

ok

>>30864283
Holy fuck she acts exactly like an alcoholic. Even the subtle peer pressure on Nene to drink alcohol. I do that shit all the time because it's the best way to pressure non-drinkers to drink alcohol

>>30864680
I think she's cute

>>30864642
Yeah it's just not right. I'm losing more and more faith in Cover every day. Forget the "small company" crap they really need to start providing for and protecting their clients. Starts with up at the top of course.

>>30864599
Photoshop.

thank you

what's the deal with tuna

>>30864650
I don't think that'll be true, but it'd look pretty silly on Cover's part if it was.

I'll spam homos during holofest because Cover were cunts and didn't allow them to take part, a there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>30864680
Rushia is so cute... I can't wait to see her tonight...

>>30864671
NO

>>30864666
I can't believe I laughed at this.

>>30864671
What?

>>30864676
I'm not wrong though. Artia and Yogiri get a lot of love compared to many of the HoloJPs. The only difference is that I'd wish it were Spade Echo and not Artia the Judas.

>>30864610
I miss the UNO collab streams personally

>>30864701
Don't be a cunt

>>30864666
ESLs in 2020 are a unique bunch.

>>30864657
>He doesn't know there used to be a Holofes watchalong in Hololive general months ago
Okay newfag, at least make better narratives to rile me up

>>30864421
bro
You: "I'd like two tickets please."
Person selling tickets: "How much did you pay?"
you're assumed to be by yourself with one other person in these questions unless they specifically state that you're with a third person

>>30864701
just ask cover to let them have their own concert instead of being passive-aggressive
even holocn got to have 3D farewells

>>30864717
I laughed too

>>30864599
Where do you people find this?

>>30864699
Luwa...

Tipsy with Ramie~~

>>30864721
What the fuck, we hate judas.

>>30864649
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmUVwNut2-Y&feature=youtu.be

At 15:09 or you could search up mio eating wasabi clip

>>30864738

>>30864563
I hinged my answer upon the presumption that the "like" here was implying the collection of a purchase made beforehand, as opposed to the initial purchase, because it was the only way I could frame it so that the conversation made actual sense.

>>30864724
Don't worry, I'll go all out specially for Miko's performance

船長大好き

>>30864685
I would also like to say you can hear the crinkling of a water bottle a lot and her drinking from it all stream. Says a lot just give a second to get a drink from my water bottle or goes to refill it.

>>30864730
When, nigger? I don't remember shit and I've been posting here since March.

Which holo is most likely to lose the game?

>>30864724
Just ignore him and don't give him (You)s.

>>30864765
anon....

People please do not be angry. Have a cute image.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qkWwtbr3jE

>>30864779
/hlg/ started in March, newfag

>>30864765
We've done it at least 3 times since holofes happened anon.

>>30864787
>that Rosenthal nose

>>30864787
What a lovely nose.

Quick ...prove you are not a ESL..

So. Is anyone gonna stream holofest and post the link here?

As much as i like hololive, i wouldn't spend a chunk of my wages on a single event.

>>30864745
She has a sizeable fanbase of annoying chink larpers, twitchkiddies and /v/ermin but saying Yogiri and her are more liked than half of the JPs is downright delusional. For each person who likes Artia you have 3 who shit on her. And while Yogiri has a fairly positive reception here she lacks the numbers and there isn't really much discourse about her, just song sharing and people mourning the fact she's graduating.

>>30864413
>Bushiroad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnYD910tHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sP5pH_5maA

>>30864754
>the "like" here was implying the collection of a purchase made beforehand
This literally makes no sense. Have you really never heard somebody say "I'd like a hamburger please" when buying fast food or something similar? This is basic English.

>>30864733
Alright some people are claiming that there was a note to roleplay as the ticket guy.
If thats the case then that would've been my answer.
>>30864724
ignore him. hes the only person posting homoshit in this general. Just look at his posts.
Reeks of samefag.

>>30864808
Let me check for you

>>30863804
Not Hololive

Poor Gen 5. The fact that Aloe was usually the center member of the group in advertisement makes me think Cover had big plans for her. Without her, the picture looks a lot more empty.

>>30864794
And the last Holofes was last December. That's virtually impossible since you fags were still part of /vyt/ a year ago and /hlg/ started in March. I'm tired of you fucking newfags pretending you've done shit this general clearly has not.

Sora stream tonight and tomorrow

>>30864810
whatever gets posted here is just going to be ratted out to Hololive officials so it won't last long.

nice to see that that one dude who was making the holovn didn't drop it as it was recently updated after a long absence.

>>30864808
пошел на хуй

>>30864808
How much did you pay?

>>30863865
You again...

What the fuck please tell me there's good lewd of the sword cunny

>30864765
>30864793
What a comedy gold. Just stop, I'm literally dying right now

>>30864823
who cares, shes reclining and I hope she actually has to lay on her back to get money to move out.

Even as a richfag I don't feel like paying for this.

if holostars are not at holofes i am not going

>>30864810
There was an anon saying he will do it a few times but i think he tends to be here during other hours

>>30864808
but i'm am

>>30864808
Afternoon and evening

>>30864808
What a stupid!

>>30864813
Bushiroad is sponsoring the event, but how involved they are in the actual production is completely different.

>>30864753
Korona...

>>30864787
Roboco....

>>30864835
>Consequences for forgetting to visit Rushia

>>30864864
No one is going to Holofes it's an online live event there is no in-person stage

>>30864856
Paying for what

>>30864808
quick, prove you're not an ESL*

>>30864835
link?

>>30863933

>>30864887
He meant perform there.

>>30863882
You can't compete with lyger

>>30864791
>2k off
A long stream I guess

>>30864808
I am an Eggplant Salad Lover.

>>30864804
>>30864807
Now you know why she sounds like a retard and has people in chat telling her to stop being a slobbering mouth breather

>>30864808
I used the word "furthermore" once.

>>30864825
>last December
1st holofes was on 24th Jan this year you larpingnigger

>>30864754
You: I would like two tickets for tomorrow night.
Person selling tickets: How much did you pay?
Person selling tickets: I will just check for you.
if things don't make sense break use I'll as I will/I shall, I'd as I would, etc

>>30864816
there isn't one
it's given as it is, question and answer. Giving *NOTE:* in any given language exam shows the question setters are incapable of providing sufficient context

>>30864808
You take a left, then walk straight down the street to reach it.

>>30864903
Or Domo

>>30864666
Rumao

>>30864825
Anon, your dates are so off it's painful.

>>30864808
>not a ESL
>a
You first

>>30864903
He has permanently cemented himself in the chat jannie zone. There's no chance she respects him now.

Is this really the kind of thread we're having tonight? An English-learning thread?

>>30864889
Let me check for you.

>>30864921
Yeah, but /hlg/ didn't exist then you fucking newfag. Just go back to r/Hololive if you're gonna make shit up.

>>30864825
imagine larping this hard

English ones too

>>30864887
Chances are the homos would gladly support the girls as part of the audience too.

>>30864940

>>30863871
https://www.marugoto-online.jp/info/level_check_test/?lang=eng
Do your Japanese reps instead. I'm sure 90% of this thread can't even get 50/100.

>>30864896
this is the part where I tell you to do your archive reps right?
https://svsh.itch.io/holovn

>>30864825
Anon... first your dates are off, second literally just look it up on the archives

>>30864825
The split didn't happen in March, retard. It happened with 4th gen. Be a dear and go look up when they debuted, I'm not spoonfeeding a newfag like you anymore.

>>30864959
Oh fuck I actually forgot to do my reps today, thanks

>>30864808
VENITE AL BOSQUE HIJO DE LA REMIL

>>30864955
This isn't your strong suit, maybe you should go back to complaining about the title anon.

>>30864825
Stop embarrassing yourself, larpingtard

I'm watching that Watame totsumachi. Did anything happen to Haachama after that?

>homobeggar hours

>>30863989
Men dont have wombs, silly!

>>30864823
For comparison.

>>30864903
It's either Nygger is seething that he knows Festival is banging someone right now or he is a complete submissive SEAnigger sissy who enjoys imagining her laying with another man

>>30864825
>December
larpingchama...
also /hlg/ started back in febuary. i can still remember my posts during Miko live reacting to Watauta and janken.

https://streamable.com/3goh2f

Today I passed the $1000 total SC threshold. Feels good.

>>30864917
Who is that? You say slobbering mouth breather so I assume Towa

>>30864959
Merry Christmas anon

>>30864816
>Alright some people are claiming that there was a note to roleplay as the ticket guy.
You don't need a note because no one says "I'd like two tickets please" to anyone but the ticket guy

If the worst part of this thread is someone forgetting when the 1st Holofes was then I think this thread is good.

I'll be honest, i don't actually understand the hate for being ESL, as a EOP i wish i grew up learning a second language.

>>30864965
Already did that before.

>>30864823
>>30865012
I thought Polka was the leader.

>>30864959
Fuck I'm sorry......my reps

>>30865018

>>30864815
>"I'd like a hamburger please"
>"Sure, let me check that for you"
I too often forget whether burgers really do exist or not.

>>30865009
My bros are too good for your cheap scam of a concert

>>30865028
>a EOP

>>30864954
One for the afternoon and one for the night please.

>>30865028
t, nguyen

>>30865011
Astel's an alien anything is possible

>>30865023
We're only 300 posts in though Anon. It can get worse. Much, much worse.

>>30865041
Leader != Center. There are plenty of idol groups where the leader isn't the center

>>30864808
Koetakki pakottaa meikäläistä valehtelemaan

>>30865050
>Saying that when Roberu thought so highly of holofes

fake fan

>>30865069
I didn't know that.

hime i think you'll reach 400k before then...
https://youtu.be/3qkWwtbr3jE

>>30865069
what idol has positions now? who is the goalie for gen 5?

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1339812638574915584

>>30864945
it's perfectly fine in comparison to posting porn and talking about sex non-stop, or the 157294601823th time we're discussing chi-nopoohbearsallowed-na, or people talking about wanking off to a holo picture and asking others to join in, and more

>>30865016
fucking hell, you could buy a fucking amplifier and speaker system with that amount

>>30865028
people shit on others on the internet for no reason other than to feel a little better about themselves
you could still learn one with the next 2 or 3 years of your life. It just takes daily practice and the eventual end goal of being able to communicate with others in the language you chose

>>30865067
Also dead hours, it's just too good to be true. I just hope I'm not asleep by the Octopath Traveler collab

>>30865056
Just because i only speak English, doesn't mean i have perfect grammar, feel free to go outside and speak to the majority of people, most will fail even more basic English

>tfw you miss a stream by 10 minutes

>>30865041
Was she supposed to be? Cause it doesn't seem like she is all that leader like for a while now

>>30865102

https://twitter.com/OutofVTubers/status/1339637586243960832?s=19
Red-kun is deader than Haato

>>30864008
Its still whoring. Just because their level of whoring aren't the same, doesnt negate the fact they are whoring. And you dont have to get salty about it. If your sense of morality thinks its wrong then just simply dont watch them and except the fact that there are others who dont really give a fuck. Also, using their Live2D models to seduce men for money is not that much diffrent from stripping or camwhoring for money.

>30865107
Really bad post.

Sui-chan wa?

>>30864945
You need it the most Moona.

>>30865088
Roberu is a fun guy but his opinions about idols are objectively garbage and he's no more than a casual

>>30864035
No, she mastrubates to Kanata's futa fanart

>>30865135
>>30865107
k

>>30865149
you're*

>>30865149
Her English is bad too? I thought it was just her Japanese.

https://files.catbox.moe/1o9dkc.mp4

>>30865145
https://streamable.com/iqxqou

>>30865102
Aloe=PG
Nene=SG
Polka=SF
Lamy=PF
Botan=C

>>30865160
You can just admit you don't know what you're talking about. I don't really care whether you try to save face or not.

>>30865107
>you could still learn one with the next 2 or 3 years of your life. It just takes daily practice and the eventual end goal of being able to communicate with others in the language you chose

I'm attempting to learn Japanese like i have tried too in the past, just need to keep being motivated to not give up so easily.

>>30865173
Moona is not proficient in any language.

>>30864955
>cant even bother to check the archives
>calling everyone who disagrees newfag
Maybe you should be the one moving to >>>/reddit/

>>30865175
thank you choco sensei

https://files.catbox.moe/hjrrk6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zpjuoa.mp4

>>30865069
The Center isn't even a consistent thing a changes constantly from song to song. you don't even need to go outside of hololive to notice, ALICE has Soras the leader, but Alice in NY has Kanata as the center

https://streamable.com/tvlg5a

>>30865160
what happened to Ogas stream the other day

>hololive thread didn't exist before march
>1st holofes was on december
>never joined the watchalongs
This larping faggot is fucking hilarious.

>>30865145
Fully well prepared for for daily Urine Administration

>>30865195
Is that Coco's dad?

>>30865120
From her debut stream she said she'd be the MC for when there'd be all-Gen 5 collabs while the other 4 played, while most of her solo streams would just be zatsudan. So much for that...

>>30865120
Local generation leader not so tough after one of her four friends graduates, more news at 11.

>>30864945
She really should stick to indonesian

>>30864730
can we have one before Holofes2?

I'm ETL, get on my level faggots.

I'm schizophrenic

>>30865173
Even her indonesian is shit.

>>30865200
I don't think he edited out anything all that could be considered "yab" was left in, probably just want to double check if it was ok to openly talk about how much of a cute Luna is

Isn't Suisei so beautiful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr9iBBbvyoM

>>30864923
Turning it into "I will" didn't fix the lack of context.
Nothing anybody is saying in here is going to change the fact that assuming that the most immediately questionable quality of a ticket purchase is its potential unavailability is fucking retarded. A ticket for a movie isn't a fucking Black Friday clearance sale, last movie I went to I literally jacked off in the theatre because I was the only one there.

>>30865050
Imagine using Roberu of all homos to shit on Holofes. He's an avid supporter of it, stop embarrassing yourself.

Another thread ruined by homosharts.

>>30865200
>>30865235
Obvious samefagging even after he got outed last thread, whew...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c_tlNO5jO4
Ievan PolKANATAN

>Kiaras speaking voice
my sides she sounds like a muppet

>>30865240
>Avid supporter
Instead of what actively shitting on it? he has yet to shill holofest even once, and isn't even allowed to talk about it

>>30864283
YAGOO has found another one.

>>30865117
natural selection

nobudango.mp4

>homoshart replying to himself

>>30865268
he has

>>30865102
Well it's from that idol anime but
Leader - leader
Center - main person for the song
Front row - were popular idols are placed
Back row - were the rest are placed
something along those lines

>>30865095
Center is for the on-stage appearance for the performances. For example, we can't have the tall people block people at the back

But the actual backstage leader can be anyone, even the center

>>30865235
he probably had sex with Luna and wanted to share

>>30865249
No need to thank me, I'll keep going a little more just for (you)

>>30864965
I thought I was a shitter but I got 86 in this, to no surprise, listening was the easiest one.

>>30865272
Who was the first?

>>30865268
Fucking spamming newfag doesn't know that he attended the first one and talked about it before.

>>30865236
I want to be more than friends with Suisei...

>>30865103
Miko's new 3D is the day after Holofes? That's strange timing.

>>30865227
EFL, step up anon

>>30865289
I would rather he not, Luna's roommate isn't even cute and is pretty much made of paper

I CAN FRY
YOU CAN FRY
WE CAN FRY

>>30865282
he's always like this
just ignore him

Post Thicc chammers

>>30865251
just dont reply to him and put all homos in the filters.
Its really pathetic.

Botan would be the leader if she could actually be bothered to give a shit about anything.
I figure when Gamers 2 comes, she'll do a Fubuki and move to that.

>>30865289
>>30865325
>still samefagging this hard

>>30865239
The problem is we have to assume context, and given the options for question 4 the other 2 made no sense. "I'll just check for you." works but will come off unnatural in some situations.

>>30864292
You might as well pay them in leaves if you're using ars. At least leaves can be turned into compost and used to grow something potentially valuable.

>>30865311
Didn't mean another alcoholic, but another chuuba with problems. Wonder what we are going to find out about Nene, apart from her being slightly retarded?

>>30864614
I think its less of singling out. They can't have a branch for just one person. Especially when that one person does the poorest among the other HoloCN. Admit it, how many of you guys only recently discovered her. She's not even famous in Reddit. She can't really speak EN like Artia or Civia, can't speak JP on Rosalyn level too, so transferring to YouTube is out of question. Also, she will for sure be harassed by NGA goons when she chose to stay under Hololive.

>>30865187
Not true, she's A1 in Autism.

>>30865341
>Gen 5 left with Polka/Lamy/Nene
that would be a disaster.

>>30865332
Uggh that belly fat