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Ame is extra cute today!
COMPANION CUBE LOVE!
I love my Mori
I want to have 9 kids with Amelia!
This is clearly the thread
>>30854395A way out was pretty good though, they actually had decent chemistry.
>>30854265Have you considered maybe she just enjoys it?
this one?
This is fucking kino, sasuga amechama
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CUBERINO
AME ON WORLD RECORD PACE EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN HERE SHE'S GONNA TOP THE LEADERBOARDS IF SHE KEEPS IT UP
Why does anyone like this dorky lesbian?
>>30854413She knows more often than people clipfags give her credit for.
>5 global threadsFUCK TOOHUS
5 fucking threads
I want to have 9 kids with Amelia and blow smoke in their faces!
>5 threads
IT HAS BEEN 2 MINTUES SINCE COMPANION CUBE WAS INCERNATEDCAMPANION CUBE LOVE
Let's All Love Polka!
Chickin?
Gura's cunny gives me strengthalso fuck the 2hus
Rate their collab!
The 2hus had it coming.
the 2hus...., etc
the 2hus....
>>30854429SEX
>>30854397this is the one
I love Ina!
>>30854456c-cute
>>30854456God she’s so cute
Ame is a gamer
I like to think of myself as a feminist but holy fuck women can't spatially reason for shit
How broken is Ames bwain right now
>>30854465Companion Cube was a whore.
We jammin to Portals radio.
MORE @HU BLOOD.
>>30854436That picture makes me Gosling
>>30854456She is not a lesbian though, maybe a bi...
Ame dancing gives me life
>>30854477>>30854478>>30854480
>>30854470I don't know what the original of this is or why it's parodied so often, I don't fucking understand.
Gura is a slut.
>>30854456>lesbian
>>30854465>>30854429I'm just waiting for someone to screenshot the part Ame incinerates the cube and edits Gosling or Rrat's face on it
What are the chances she’s doing this in purpose and she’ll actually start bhopping on the second run to make it look like she’s amazing?
>>30854411I already experienced the story with Gura & Ame and I don't need two hours of artificial tee tee pandering to shippers ruining an actual friendship. People are free to like whatever they like, and I am free to not like it and not want to partake in it.
Girls are cuter when they're retarded.
>>30854456cute
>>30854492>I like to think of myself as a feministFuck off
what holo-en roommate is most likely to end up on "Women Posting Their L’s Online"
Thoughts?
>>30853753
>>30854505Take the updated version of that.
I love Kiara!
Why the fuck is Haachama also streaming over Ame/Gura now?4am is really early for herFUCKING HELL NOW EVERY NIGHT WILL BE AME + GURA + HAACHAMA ALL OVERLAPPINGI WANT OUT OF THIS PURGATORY MEANWHILE THE REST OF THE DAY HAS EMPTY SPACE FOR LIKE 10 HOURS
>>30854469Polka love!
>>30854522Cute.I don't get pairings. I just like cute art
>>30854513Why would she start doing that when she said she used to try to finish this game as fast as possible on her own without actually doing speedrun strats
So this is the screeching goblin everyone told me about
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1339746281091002373DUDE
THANK YOU BASED KMRSHADOWBROS WW@?
>>30854513Anon, I like your hope and optimism, but it's misplaced.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1339746281091002373
>>30854522Me on the bot
>>30854472chickim!
>>30854492lmao fuckin nerd
>>30854522hot
Ame is so cute when she's having fun
This is the only puzzle in the game that actually takes more than 5 seconds to solve, so expect to be here for a good 15 minutes
>>30854444>4444Thanks Mori, I agree.
>>30854544Morichama...
>>30854456because she makes me happy
>>30854522Hot
>>30854513-10%
>>30854456>terashe's a cunny poster.
>>30854502Just another week until the Christmas date.
Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!Kiara...!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
> Reine in 2021> 100% English streams only> Like her Turkey nickname> Mostly GFE / ASMR / Singing / Ringfit content> Moved to America to " be closer to her fans"How do we protect her from this ending?
>>30854522That tako taco is juicy
Holy shit, did you guys notice that?Ame is finished. Biggest yab so far.
>>30854522God I wish that were me.
>>30854469・--・ --- ・-・・
>>30854456If you've done your reps you know she also likes younger bishounen. But regardless, she is an adorable dork.
>>30854522Your ship sucks, trinity or go home
>>30854456perflat body and cute personality
>>30854545Bampi!
>>30854495Not much, she's played this multiple times before.
All those 2hus... Dead...
>>30854544WEED DUDE 420 BLAZING!
>>30854545why did they think this was a good idealiterally a ironic weeb sponsored stream with tier lists and ranking anime waifus
Goddamn today is a packed day for streams, I feel blessed that we get good content from all the EN girls but if a gen 2 ever comes out I am actually going to have to start dropping a lot of streams right?. Is this how the nips feel with their holos?.
>>30854507Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul
>>30854574Graduate her
>>30854550>>30854544Please understand, her favorite eceleb plays with a dildo and makes potty humor jokes
>>30854578this bitch
>>30854533The fuck to sleepDon't be like me, EUbro
>>30854574Why don't you want the good ending?
>cyberpunk removed from PSN>multiple streamers gets dmcaSource:https://www.playstation.com/en-us/cyberpunk-2077-refunds/Holy shit. I'm starting to think Yagoo is hitler with how he avoids Yab like this.
>>30854522All GurAme and InAme art is top tier in my book
>>30854501
>>30854492>I like to think of myself as a feministwhy do you need to preface your sentence faggot? Also, you shouldn't be basing your opinion of women of fucking streamers - they're essentially multitasking by trying to commentate and play at the same time.
>>30854593Good.
>>30854574Why would I want to?
>>30854552
>>30854469Yes please!
>>30854540Yeah, it's great. I've missed it.
>Check schedule>Ame ShadowverseWhat the fuck happened and who convinced her of this?
Pick ONE!
>>30854472Chikin!
>>30854589Is vampy core?
>>30854492>I like to think of myself as a feministBut why?
>>30854571Fuck yeah! It's christmas next week.
>>30854545teamates, defend this.
>>30854574Send a big fat red aka in USD
>>30854397cursed OP, well done lol
>>30854522Amazing, love to see it
>>30854620Wah!
>>30854574Sounds like the best ending to me. Turkey Love
>>30854610Ame's luck is mind boggling....
>>30854578She never addressed this...
>>30854522very pleasing aesthetically
>>30854456She's cute, even if she doesn't like bananas
>>30854545Havencraft buff when?
>>30854545Russian accent yandere loli that is good at fighting games and does nice ASMR with a design like Vania-chan for holoen gen2 when?
There's a way to do this really fast but I can't remember
>>30854574one of us burgerbros will have to pump and dump her, break her heart, doxx her, and force her to return to Indonesia in disgrace
>>30854544Uhhh that's kinda racist....
>>30854578ONONONONONO HUMANITY PART 2 EXPLAIN THIS TEAKEKS
>>30854544why is she like this
I want someone to make a webm of pochimama doing that fondling motion
>>30854628I love how 4chanx makes this soundpost take the entirety of the left side of my screen
>It's the lag in my brainblain bwoken
>>30854626Sex hair
>>30854610Based, and we even got kino Outer Wilds stream
>>30854405uhh
>>30854532What a coincidence! I also love Kiara!
>>30854624She got a sponsorship deal so she's gonna rate the cards by how nice their art is.
>>30854626Twintails. I want to ride her like a motorcycle
Thinking with portals while watching and observing Amelia's "speedrun" strats which are too high IQ for us to get friends, where we at?
>>30854598You don't have to watch everything. I dropped everyone but Miko and Amelia now. Miko's three month break gave me a chance to try every holo and accept HoloEN though.
I have a confession to make: I dox'd the companion cube.
>>30854574>How do we protect her from this ending?Millionaire Indonesians come out of nowhere.
>>30854624$$$$$
>>30854617It's important for the punchline and I need (You)s
>>30854582I want Polka to kidnap me and force me to only look at her!
:)
>>30854598>packed day for streamsIt'd be better if it all wasn't in one fucking chunk. Bless Ina for having an earlier timeslot but also god dammit even if it was rice game it'd have prevented such a long drought
>>30854522InAme is really cute. I love AmeSame and InAme a lot.
>>30854598Holo already dips into my vidya reps and the rest of my day is work so I can't imagine having even more stuff overlapping
>>30854626Braids, maybe, I'm pressing submit before I change my mind
When I was in university, I had to do a group project for some dumb fucking class I took for humanities credits. I knew this was gonna be trouble from the start, and my suspicion only deepened when it was obvious at the first meeting that no one in the group wanted to do anything. I volunteered, then, for the task of putting all the sections together and doing the powerpoint.Day before the project is due, I'm still waiting for everyone to send me their research sections. It's October and unseasonably warm as the bits begin flowing in - and virtually none of it is usable. I'm talking failure to use MLA citation format, citing fake sources, using casual speaking voice, the works. So I go into emergency overdrive to try and schlep these sections together into a functional minimum. My roommate - a decent guy - has some friends over while I'm hitting the frenzy pitch of 'I'm never going to finish this.'One of these is a chick who immediately notices roomie's companion cube plush (this was circa 2008 or so). She immediately seizes it. The dorm room, now hotter for having like 3 extra people, is filled with this chick screeching the word 'cube' every 10-20 seconds. Eventually one of the other visitors asks her if she'd ever played Portal. She answered she had not. It was at this point I became convinced I had entered hell.Anyway I finished the power point around 4am, slept for 2 hours, and we got an adequate A- overall. The kicker? That class wasn't actually humanities so it was a total waste of my fucking time.
>>30854610They knew something was up
Where is the calendar in the first post guys? I need to know when shit is happening.
Ame is still on WR pace... right?
>>30854578
>>30854610>SIE strives to ensure a high level of customer satisfaction, therefore we will begin to offer a full refund for all gamers who have purchased Cyberpunk 2077 via PlayStation Store. SIE will also be removing Cyberpunk 2077 from PlayStation Store until further notice.Jesus fucking Christ, between that and the game removed from GOG because of the chinks, CD Projekt is having one hell of a week.
>>30854533Haachama's in Japan now.
>>30854522i'm a guramefag who falseflags as an inamefag and supports more production of iname art so that gura might feel jealous and threatened and actually start getting aggressive with her love for amelia
>>30854635I can't.They can't.Ame is finished.
>>30854628>2814wtf i love kiara now
>>30854610Shouldn't have even made a last gen version in the first place.
>>30854624Her manager waving some dollar bills to fuck around for an hour or two I assume
>>30854680>minecraft>minecraft>minecraft>minecraft>minecraft
>>30854574Indonesia gets their own Pewdiepie and marries Reine
>>30854675>Millionaire IndonesiansI've got $50 in my wallet right now, I'm pretty sure that makes me an Indonesian billionaire.
hoocho!
>>30854626Short hair Ame giving me Parasite Eve vibes..
>>30854610>tell people to get refunds from the storefront they bought it from>don't tell the storefrontCDPR is really trying it's best to eliminate literally all the good faith they've built up over the years and are quickly becoming one of the scummiest developers in the game.
>>30854610Wasn't the "streamer mode still having DMCA-worthy songs" known? I thought that was the reason why the holos cancelled it.
>>30854691>I'm sorry to hear that>Or I'm happy that happened to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRFbVM6lVeMThat thumbnail...
>the portal speedrun worldrecord is 6:59
>>30854677You'll get more (You)s by calling yourself latinx
>>30854723
>>30854626Yayaka....
>>30854624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m7gSlyt3D4Man, this is my first time watching Tenma and its actually really satisfying watch him play smash at a decently high level. Maybe not pro level but with a solid grasp on the game's mechanics, showing Sephiroth's strengths pretty well and actually winning a bunch of online games. Tenma's got a chill personality too.Not that every holo has to be pro smash player or anything, I just find it refreshing to see a holo that can show off some gameplay understanding and skill in a game like smash.>the charged up-smash into the side-B explosion off the topLike that for example is pretty kino.I wonder who would win between Tenma and Aqua.
My depression is coming back again
>>30854723It's hoochx bigot
>>30854723Chumbuds, would you still love Gura if she was HomostarsEN?
>>30854691Damn, the girl yelling "cube" was the final straw. Nice little blogpost anon.
>30 minutes to an hour
>>30854668tick tock oni slut
Ame, your blood pressure reps...
> dizzy for 30 minutes to an hour after using an elevatorIs she lying or is this an actual thing? What the fuck?
>>30854635Already did it on the last thread
>>30854736Huh, Ame could probably finish the game within 6 more hours. That's a surprisingly long time for such a popular game.
>>30854610Wasn't Calli supposed to play it?
>>30854397Since the uuuuuooooooohhh coin keeps rising, I’ve updated the flat trace with some common comments, added hair and polished it somewhat. Pantsu skindentation too.
Motion sickness is a woman problem
How is Amelia so damaged? She can't even use elevators like a normal person.
>>30854730I'm glad it's over.
>>30854397Perfect encapsulation of chat's level of humor.
>>30854723boicunny...
Why is Ame doing a tier list stream when she doesn't know shit about the cards? Shouldn't she just play the game?
>you will never force Ame on an elevator and after she gets out and is incapacitated by dizzyness for half an hour have sex with her while she can't stop you
>>30854582GOD I WANT POLKA TO SIT ON MY FACE
>>30854595thats the hololive en audience
>>30854746Hold on just a little more.
>>30854754It'd be better because we'd get more funny and less cunny
>>30854626Wavy hair gives me life
>>30854626>no buzzcutBig titty GI Jane holo WHEN?
>>30854521None of them could be cringier than the guy who runs it
>>30854456What would anal sex with Ina be like?
>>30854745Temma can be pretty entertaining when he become austistic. Too bad he is not popular.
>>30854754Would he still have cute feet?
>tfw your internet isn't good enough to livestream
>>30854775uuuuuuuuooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ame could go to agdq if she could just member her strats
>>30854626I like wavy and accessorize. A ponytail, bunbuns or braids are nice too.
>>30854522InAme art draws Ame too masculine
>>30854767It happens to me when I go more than 5 floors on an elevator
>>30854740fuck latinx aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>30854795Absolutely disgusting.
>>30854785the tier list is for how wet they make her
>>30854610Future Ame was definitely the delivery man. She intentionally wrecked her PC to avoid the yabs and to play Outer Wilds Kino instead.
https://youtu.be/evhQ9oo29SIBros... I think I've fallen in love at the wrong time
did- did she just bruteforced it?
>>30854746My depression comes back every morning until I get my Gura fix.
>>30854630Vampy leader is core
>>30854626Normal is nice, but I'm going with wavy
>>30854775Also someone wanted wings, but made that as a separate version, since it covers up the skindentation.
>>30854545please don't let her be like this
>>30854544That just reminded me. Amelia Watson smokes weed!
>>30854657Who knows
https://files.catbox.moe/rjsioc.mp4Anyone got more images in the style of the video if you get what I mean..
>>30854797are you a women
>>30854626I want to see a hime cut Ame.
>>30854723We'd have more CalliGula collabs
>>30854775>Pantsu skindentationbased
>>30854744Get the fuck out of here, Fiver. If I see you outside Lakewood again, I'll shiv you.
>>30854624Ame get paid at least $5000 by promoting this shitty game
>>30854626Bunbuns
>>30854502Mori fucking hates me
>>30854785She's just doing a "how cute/hot are the characters" streamkinda dumb but yeahnot like she knows anything about the game itself
>>30854808I doubt she'd get in, she's not a troon.
>>30854610Why Hitler?
>>30854405I heard that in the news, yeah.
>>30854469I already do!
>>30854740Let's try thisAme is looking more latinx today
>>30854626Bunbuns, braids and long!
>>30854825No i think that's an actual speed strat, but the intended solution was to put two portals on the walls so it bounces off the angled panels.
>>30854651>>30854589isn't she gbf character?
>>30854745Tenma is the definition of miso soup no personality. Good thing he doesn't need a personality on his more successful roommate account.
>>30854767This sounds almost identical to (but more severe than) the vestibular damage I had with post concussion syndrome. Any sort of movement left me dizzy as fuck. Given how violent her concussion injury sounded, I wouldn't be surprised if it's going to be a lifelong thing for her.
>>30854746no its not
Hey wait a second... this isn't cake... this is anal sex!
>>30854775>>30854832Looking good, but you put the beauty mark on the wrong side of her face
>THAT writefag says he's gonna do an armpit focused story of Ina>it's literally just the guy masturbating with her armpitsWhen it started talking about her distinct, slightly salty scent I was excited, but there was no armpit sniffing or licking, no pheromone huffing, just lolarmpitsex. I am disappoint.
>>30854832thank you anon much appreciated
>>30854513That would be a cool twist, but we've seen enough of what ame can do, 0%
Anyone got anymore images in the style that's in the clip? If you get what I mean...https://files.catbox.moe/rjsioc.mp4
>>30854608Not him but I just slept for 90 minutes and then woke up and stared at a wall for another hour. insomnia's a bitch.
>>30854530Kek
>>30854798shes a leaker so really poopy
What was the last original IP that got to the same awful meme levels as "The cake is a lie"?
>>30854775>>30854832>lowleg
How was Gura's pirate stream from yesterday?
IT HAS BEEN ONE MINUTE SINCE AMELIA WATSON SHOULD HAVE "GOTTEN CAKE"AME LOVE?
>>30854723I still would
>>30854456why are her dislikes all phallic vegetables? whats she trying to say?
The Part Where He Kills You
>>30854768Based
>>30854746Those are some nice cookies.
>>30854883Never expect someone who does not share your fetish to do your fetish justice. If you want it hot you gotta write it yourself.
>>30854545I try to escape from this fucking game, and even here, this game is coming back to me.HELP.
>>30854904skyrim
>>30854397WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
>>30854691Was she retarded?
>>30854881Crap, I mirror a lot when working, it just needs to be flipped.
>>30854888https://files.catbox.moe/bruqfa.mp4
>>30854545Now we wait for Ina to play Granblue
>>30854626Long!
>>30854904Arrow to the knee.
>>30854912>Didn't change the file nameOne job
>>30854855no she doesnt
>>30854906Weak until she stopped playing the game and just did a zatsudan.
>>30854835Hey, at least it was a change from the infinite apex streams, but yeah, seconded
>>30854635Sponsored stream = bad now? They are not an indie chuuba you now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUvzT_Fr_Qwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUvzT_Fr_Qwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUvzT_Fr_QwStarting... in 6 minutes
>>30854798big strap-on
>shion said she likes the drawing that gura did of her and aqua
>>30854922XD LOL!!
>>30854906the shanty singing was fun
>>30854862why not?
I'm starting to think that the cake that was promised by glados might actually just be a fabrication.
>>30854922I'm disappointed but amazed that you took the time to make this edit. Here's your (You)
I heard Gura and Ame are Latinx, that true? I like Latinx people
>>30854906shit game, but she was cute and hyper, and we got some funny moments in the superchat zatsudan in the second half of the stream
I can't believe Gura delayed her stream by 5 minutes.
Ame...
Add to the list of Ame catchphrases: "I don't remember"
>>30854904ARROWSKNEES
I remember being stuck on this level for so long because I had never played a valve game before and I didn't know you could open doors with E
>>30854522I unironically thought that was a dog on top of Ame until I clicked on it.
>>30844868fuck this is so true
>>30854906She might be one of the worst pirates we've ever seen. But wow she was having a blast. Also seemed like she had a sugar IV in the entire time. It was fun. I want to see a Sea of Thieves EN collab now
>>30854942Gura be my friend please!
>>30854798Incredibly painful. Her tentacles are VERY thick.
>>30854545Please be Shadow. Please be Shadow...
>>30854906goodshe was not riding a dildo so she was more forced on the game
>claims she is a pro at portal>Lol i forgotretarded bitch. Glad gura is streaming
>delayedWhy is this brat so fucking lazy?Chumfucks will defend this.
>>30854906fun
>>30854626Wavy
>>30854945Now kiss.
>>30854922Didn't an anon say he was going to make Holo rage comics to resurrect that trend? Is this the only one he made?
>>30854823Yogurt...
This is like...exactly what we Teamates should expect from a Amelia "speedrun" stream.
>>30854922Jesas it's like I'm in 2009 again
>>30854945It means she wants to fuck.
>>30854610And you thought I did nothing for the EN branch.Still, it was fun causing mental distress.
>>30854942Sorry Gura, I love your delicious cunny but I think I'll finish watching Ame
>>308549714U maybe
>>30854978why would i even have to defend it? it's five minutes and she adjusted the stream counter so everyone knows.
>>30854906https://streamable.com/9lf7e0
ame...
>>30854680Is this her real schedule?
>>30854522I love how Gura isn't in it.
>>30854775Not bad, but i'd preffer a cute designed underwear, she still looks cute tho, good job anon 7/10
>>30854978she's watching Ame
https://youtu.be/vGThECQmSpII dreamed a dream, the other nightStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...My Love, she came, dressed as a VtuberStreamers awayI dreamed my oshi came in my sleepStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Her steam were buffering, her face was stillStreamers awayShe came to me at my desksideStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...All as a vtuber, like some fair oshiStreamers awayAnd calmly in her faceStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Her cute, cute eyes, my oshi did haveStreamers awayShe made no sound, no word she saidStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...And then I knew the stream was deadStreamers awayThen I awoke to hear the cryStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Oh, simps in chat, oh simps ahoy!Streamers Away...
Do you really want an Ame girlfriend IRL? Complete with blaming everything and anything except herself?
>>30854953Ame may or may not be a white Californian spic, but Gura is as pure white as they come. Also, please don't use made-up words.
>>30854668I am indeed enjoying this autism enfolding on my screen
>>30854823Yogurt did nothing wrong.
I had forgotten in the original GLaDOS was supposed to be glitched out and stuff.
>>30854953Fuck off with this shit already newfag,Ame is the only Latinx while Gura is a Filipinx
>>30854978gee i wonder who is behind this post
>>30855002Ok, calm down Enma
>>30855016yep
Any updates from Pekora schizo or is he dead?
>>30854643>>30854821I keep telling y'all, she is literally a tensei. Our little detective is unironically playing 74-dimensional underwater badminton with the universe.
>>30855002Based
>>30854986Best part is she's going to forget all this by the next run because of ADHD
>>30855006yes
>>30854823If only we was in the timeline where this didn't take place
>>30854610>cyberpunk removed from PSNtortanic 2.0
>>30855002thanks enma
>>30854680This lying bitch! She said she is going to take it easy this week.
>>30854726honestly, besides GOG i have no idea why the hell they got such a good reputation, the second anyone says anything bad about the witcher 3 people go fucking haywire
>>30855006it was originally a joke but actually came true
>>30854978Shit happens, it's just 5 minutes you nitpicking faggot.
>>30854626Wavy "Sex Goddess" Hair
>>30855024i suppose you want me to yell at her now so she cries again?
>>30854835Don't worry, it's sponsored
>>30855042traced...
>>30854906She hard carried her team by her bardic skills.
>>30854798Use a lot of lube because her tentacles are big and they will hurt you for a bit.
>>30854768Quote the post pls.
>>30854745The few times I've watched him, he was... okay I guess.He's not really a bad streamer, if anything he's pretty decent but he's very... generic, nothing really stands out from his streams, there's a reason why he's named "True Neutral".
>>30855001>>30855002ogey
>>30848407 Just did my archive reps, good work so far!
>>30855042This is traced.
Why the fuck does the youtube chat keep saying "ARE YA WINNIN SON?" in every single holos chat? It's not fucking funny whatsoever.
>>30855042That's traced
She did it.
I'm gonna do some edibles in honor of Mori hitting 420k followers on twitter. I'm at Firebirds right now and I'm semi buzz so I'm going to wait till I get home.
Amecube
>>30854545I just play it for like 2 weeks every time a new expansion launchs, i hope this means we get future cygamesxhololive collabs
omgeez anon!!!! you leik portal???squeeeeee~!le cake is a lie haha!!
>>30854700>game removed from GOG because of the chinksI'm not following /v/, what did the bugmen do?
>>30854626LONG
>>30855002>>30855023>>30855047cope, she's probably having sex with her boyfriend
>>30855055yes, please
>>30855016Yes.I love her for all the imperfections she has. They end up making her more whole.Amelia and me we would be perfect together.
>>30854520I got to this panel yesterday during my reread and I couldn't stop laughing... I really thought it was edited, this place has fucked up my sense of humor beyond repair.
>>30854626Long made my peepee long.
>>30854983>Is this the only one he made?Yes, unfortunately.
>>30855044No idea, TW3 is absolute dogshit and 2 is better in literally every way.
Man, Portal really was kino.
>>30855042TRACEON
>>30855016I'd prefer an Ina gf but you know what they say about beggars and choosers
>>30855055spank her BRRAT ass
>>30855076deadbraps are so fucking insufferable holy shit
>>30854610Wow that game is such a buggy mess that not even sony wants it in their store.
>>30854851>$5000Is this actually how much they get paid? I know it's probably negotiated based on view potential, but purely based on the book reading, the views range will be 150k ~ 200k I wonder how Ame feels suddenly having so much money, considering her past...
>>30855016This isn't even just women in general, this is people in general, anon. This is dating in both directions with 60% of the population.
>>30855042Photoshoped
>>30854942I want Gura to hunt me and pin me down
>>30854545dragalia and world flipper shill when....
>>30855083Heheh me gusta
>>30855083WHY ARE THESE GIRLS REVIVING THE LATE 2000S?
>>30855002Basada
>>30854953Gura is filipinx
>>30855014Where's our vtuber that sings folk songs?
>>30855083Based for making me wistful for those days, but also fuck you.
>>30854835WHO IS THIS BROWN CUTIE?
>>30855083back off gaijin woman, I only fuck and breed yamato nadeshikos
Does anyone think Ame caught a ban in Apex after that Gura collab where they did a bunch of dumb shit that people said could get them in trouble?I was just wondering why she hasn't played it in over a week.
>>30854680>Minecraft>Minecraft>MinecraftI like this girl
>>30855042konlulu...
I hate Polka because she has a boyfriend irl.
>>30855016If I had a choice I'd rather have Ina gf with Ame as a friend
>>30855121Cringe as it was, it was a happier time.
>>30854923I think she just wanted attention.
>>30855105Dude fuck off. It was a pretty damn good prime rib.
>>30854978Yes
>>30854835I don't think it's Ame's game.
>>30855075nicht genug!
>>30855116Cygames themselves don't even remember Dragalia...
>>30855135Cobra...
>>30854798doenst she have anger issues? or is that a narrative, i dont know but probably loud
>>30854680:)not gonna lie though, I'm looking forward to Ame passpartout
>>30855089Yea yea sure buddy now fuck off, you don't like her anyway.
>>30855062>>30805695
>>30854953no, she's a horrible creature called a "Californian"
>>30855136one can hope
>>30855016Yes.
Give it to me straight, will Kiara eat Mori out after the sleepover livestream or not?
>>30855083Mori would 100% have talked like this if she were old enough at the time.
>>30854823(:_;)
>>30854888Yes.
>>30854545What stream was this? Is it a members-only one? Am I being memed?
>>30854920I quit about 4 months ago. The powercreep is too much.
>>30855083I bet you fifty big ones Mori unironically said that shit.
>>30855016
>>30854953>>30855125>>30855018>>30855022stfu all of the en girls and jp girls are latinx
>>30855177it's scheduled in 2 hours
>>30854736that's for out of boundsglitchless is 15 minutes
>>30854496cute amesame!
>>30855140Don't let him hear the ASMR then, they'll break up instantly
>>30855016Ame is clearly autistic as fuck off screen. You can tell by her streams that wind up lasting way longer than she intends and how fucking into problem solving she gets. I love Ame.
>>30854680MINECRAFT IS A DOGSHIT GAME
I stayed up late for *this*.Have you ever seen a female (doesn't have to be a streamer) not struggle with Portal?
>>30855173But she was the prime age for that
>>30854848That's Fiveish to you, goy.
>>30855073>FBI>Lewd>Are ya winnin son?>boing boingIt's because they have no sense of humor so just regurgitate things that other people once found funny or at least pretended to find funny.
>>30855085https://twitter.com/GOGcom/status/1339227388438306817>Earlier today, it was announced that the game Devotion is coming to GOG. After receiving many messages from **gamers**, we have decided not to list the game in our store.
Yeah I’m sure this viewer bug isn’t real, hololive is dropping off in popularity? Guess that means cover will have to graduate a few
>>30855160Here's the actual one, not mikoboat versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/uqunq5.mp4
>>30854922
>>30855042nice edit retard
>>30854659>4chanx>latinxThanks guys, now I'll never not be reminded of this word whenever I see the letter X.
>>30855171No, because Kiara will not stay the night
hic
>>30855199YOU DON'T NEED TO WATCH IT
>>30855016yes
>>30855136even if she did, it's not unusual for Ame to cycle between Apex and Valorant each week so it's more likely she's on her Valorant week.
>>30855016Ina wife, Ame friend, Gura next door neighbor, Mori/Kiara the progressive neighbors you secretly try to evict for their heathenous and unGodly ways.
>>30855140Sorry about that, she seemed lonely.
>>30855171Only if they both want to, anon.Kiara won't force it beyond flirting, and Mori won't start anything unless she gets gigahorny from an onsen heat overdose or something. But it'll take both of them to do it.
>>30855171Where is the "During" option?
>>30855154She's the type to get quiet when she gets angry, which isn't a narrative but something she admitted on stream herself. People think her quiet anger means anger issues half for meme and half because they don't know how to socialize
>>30855076
>>30855171during
>>30855215thanks for ruining it for me aswell
>>30855085Some Taiwanese indies devs released an horror game called "Devotion", and in it, there's an easter egg criticizing Xi Jinping and his glorious country.Going from that, you can pretty much guess the rest.
>>30855224based
>>30855214Haha! That's a very funny picture! Where did you get it, if I may ask? :)
>>30855202I don't think she played many pc games growing up.
>>30854544I really wanna go back to smoking weed, but my job won't let me and still work there. Though I passed my drug test to be hired, and months later they haven't tested me since... Nah, I'll just put my weed money on my oshi. Maybe she can get a g after jewtube takes half of it.
>>30855199>Minecraft is dogshit>Ame literally can't stop playing Minecraft>Bubba is a dog Ame loves>Bubba is the reason why Ame is conditioned to like Minecraft
>8444 waiting>2359 watchingIs it just me or has it been getting worse?
>>30855206Watching Ollie the other night was pain because they were saying the same thing over and over as well as asking for her to do the same voices over and over.
>>30855196what ASMR
Will Mori Cyberpunk be worth watching? Considering skipping it since we're getting offcollab kino later anyway
>>30855215No problem amigx
http://poal.me/l7a7sdhttp://poal.me/l7a7sdhttp://poal.me/l7a7sd
anon...
>>30855171Kiara cancelled the 'sleepover' because she's afraid of going all the way with Mori. She's just going to go home after the zatsudan.
>>30855121>reviving the late 2000sI wish they actually could, I hate living in lame cyberpunk future 698-C
6K just instantly disappeared from the view counter on Gura's channel
>>30855262omfg
>>30854545EN gets all these sponsorships and still can't get permissions from Japanese publishers
>>30855237What are you implying?
Apex preydator time, baby!
>>30855073The same reason why english speaking faggots keep trying to make everybody call them their little pogchamps
>>30855237weed...
>>30855268>>>
>>30855171Mori is strictly heterosexual.
>>30855214I really really really like this image
>>30855083Moririn was the penguin of d00m....
>Idol meeting??
I want Ame to take an idol meeting on my face.
>>30855232gura...
>>30855253Yes, it's a fucking joke. They should just tell everyone to refresh the stream page real quick.
>>30855262the no one
>>30855280Time for a killin'
>ame and gura having perfectly synced "Hellos"
>>30855214I really, really like this image.
>>30855083BIG UPS
>>30855255all of them
>>30855254she'll get better with collabs
>>30855207>>30855244I see it was removed from Steam as well.China is really doing a speedrun on becoming the most hated country on Earth.
Jesas, how does she 900k BP?
>>30855262>ARS
>>30855297Matsuri???
>>30855076Okay, thanks stoner. Lemme give you the best advice of your life with regards to weed: Literally nobody gives a fuck. Keep it to yourself.
They are lovers.
I WANT AME TO TAKE AN IDOL MEETING OVER MY FACE
>>30855283Honestly this shit is relegated to shitty emotes on twitch at least which means you get less shitty phrases and more easily ignored emotes.
>>30855315Not spending them, look at her trapper level.
>Still Rank 20CAM ON GURA YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN PLAYING AGAINST SHITTERS AND DC'ERS
>technical difficultiesAh, the staple of EN
There's no difference in speed between top chat and live chat. What the fuck youtube
>>30855260She's not playing cyberpunk, that was cancelled days ago for vague reasons. she's doing solo minecraft instead.
>>30855237Which holo has the best twitter description?
>>30855314It's still on steam
>technical difficulties
It's a fact that the girl with the smallest brain is the cutest
>technical difficultiesThat means sex right?
>>30855165Artia, the indies thread is that way.
>No Shion yet.....Gura please
>>30854545WHERE'S MY HORSE GIRL RAISING SIM
>>30855016Absolutely, I will spank her whenever she does that and we will have hot sex
>>30855280Russians love them
>10kholoEN is dying...
>>30855106They have a ton of shitty, broken games on their store.They just used this as an opportunity to pretend like they're the "good guys" and on "our" side.If they didn't think it would lead to probable financial gain from positive publicity, they would not have done it.
>>30854700CDPR removed their own game from their own store?
>>30855283https://streamable.com/m04ko4
>>30855323I want to dink her gamer bottle
>>30855315there were at least two logins for 300,000 this month
>Gura has COVID
>>30855325Don't you need to play the game to get BP though? I guess they are doing a login campaign.
AHHHHH I'M TIMEWARPING
PREGNANT GURA
>>30855261Where's the >I'm going to watch Ame's stream just to watch her fawn over cute girlsoption?
Damn, Gura's difference in attitude with yesterday's Pirate stream and this one is almost night and day.
GURA GURA GURA
>we will absorb all the technical difficulties for our future senpaisTHE BEST CHRSITIAN GIRL
>>30855264>>30855219She’s unironically a chicken jfc
im glad Gura is streaming. I love Gura!
>>30855336It's not. You can only download it again if you bought it while it was available.Other than that, you can't buy it anymore.
>>30855319Yeah, I could go for her too. Didn't she idol meeting in her pants during a stream?
Who the fuck do I watch, Chummates?! I'm membered to both and I love both equally... but Ame a little more... but then, Portal filters me because it's so fucking boring...
>>30855298Man Enma sure is fucking up gooruhs twitter
>>30855326If you don't play for like two weeks your rank immediately begins going back towards 20.
>>30855337>technical difficultiesThis is why they're not allowed to participate in JP events.
>>30855337>>30855342>technical difficulties>now brain frienddefinitely sex
>11k viewers>Chat is fucking zooming like it’s a karaoke streamIs top chat broken or is the viewer bug this bad? Feels like a 30k+ chat
>She has 960K pointsUh... did the devs?
>swollen belly
>>30854725Just imagine if Ame played it.
>>30855320Fuck off man. Just chill. I'll post what I'm eating later. I'll play some CoD zombies while I get my chill on. Weed is legal where I live bro.
>>30855121>>30855083>tfw how Gura types in Minecraft chatI miss it
>>30855262pepeloni
>>30855354no they caved to ccp by not putting a gam om gog
>>30855378both watch like me
RRATS???WHAT'S THE NARRATIVE FOR GURA NIT FEELING GREAT TODAY?
>>30854916I've never written a piece of fiction in my life. Expect it within the weekend.
The stream is on fire, and there's no vtuber on the screen.And the supas are all muddied with a thousand lonely goslings.And a dark screen shows. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible stream.And the stream is bleeding to death.The chat has fallen down.And the the sponsorships are all leeringAnd the numbers are all dead at the bottom of the screen.It went like this:vtubers toppled in on themselvesUsers clutching supasPicked through chatand deleted their postsThe webpage was beautiful being frozenAll loading sheels spinning infintleyEverything washed in that black void hazeShe said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful-This is truly the last stream"She grabbed my handAnd we fell into it.Like a daydreamOr a fever.
>>30855363ogey
>>30855323I dunno I feel like Ame's piss wouldn't be that great. It'd be kinda nasty. I'd still let her pee on me but it wouldn't be like Gura where I feel like her pee would taste like heavenly nectar.
>>30854532agreed
>>30855374I pirated it but I can still see it on steam
Is gura's live2d mirrored?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAImagine Christmas Karaoke with only 2K watching....
>>30855363>Gura is COVID
>>30854934I'm tempted to go back and clip the actual part where she talks about not putting so much importance on your preferences in regards to what you're looking for in a partner but what's the point, nobody here listens to anyone anyway.
I love gura
>>30855367>Only 70 minutesHahah.. yeah.. time warping..
>>30855268Spam viewers, you have to understand anon.
>i think hes cutechumbros...we lost...
>>30855295hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up scythe* my name is mori but u can call me t3h R3aPeR oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im eternal years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of akasupases!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!love and wine,t3h R3aPeR oF d00m
GHOSTFACE CHADS WYA
>>30855153
>>30855354No, they removed an indie game from their store, see >>30855244 >>30855207I should've worded my post better than that, my bad.
>>30855215Only thing to do now is use it incorrectly so it loses meaning
>>30855085A horror game called Devotion got banned from a bunch of stores because of China like a year or so ago. The reason? It had a Winnie the Pooh joke hidden in it somewhere. It's been sorta making a comeback lately though, but GOG didn't want it because they still wanna do business with China, but they announced that it was "because of the gamers" why they removed it, so they got called the fuck out for being cowards.
>>30855378You should be used to the overlap by now. Watch both.
>>30855408anon, follow the quote chain.
>>30855353based get fucked twitchniggers
what the fuck I didn't know you could do that
>>30855374Yes I can?
>>30855207https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/1339741387118526465?s=20
gura's enthusiasm for dbd is adorable
>>30855106Sony has actual asset flipped buggy out the ass scams on their store, this is jusr a PR move.
>>30855411Just spam viewers btw
Gura likes mouthbreathers...
>>30855365She played a fair bit during october, but she also just said she got some from the devs. I did also just get 310k for logging in
>>30855076ez (you)’s
>>30855253It's a feature now, according to google.My theory is that they ignore watchers who don't have the tab open in the window.afaik, youtube knows if you have the tab active in a window or even if the window is currently active one
>Gura thinks being stalked at a distance is cute
>>30854533I don't know where you live, but where they live their schedule is the most convenient for them.Haachama, ever since she decided to stream EN content, has more or less stuck to the schedule she set up for herself. The difference now is that she lives in Japan, which may have shifted her streaming hours simply because of the time zone change.
>>30855385Youtube claimed the bug is fixed, they removed the "spam viewers" so the viewcounts are lower.But what a "spam viewer" is nobody can figure out.
>>30855411Over half viewers gone, Jesus
Ame's chair strat actually got me to laugh out loud for the first time in a while. Silly gremlin
>>30855411I wish it would be just Gura and me...
>>30855374I can still buy it.
>>30855261>https://imgur.com/a/NrHOZ64I used to play a bunch, let's see if Ame pulls some nice girls or boys
>>30855409It is, the fuck?
>>30855400AO-chan bless you anon, it'll be an early christmas.
gura's nendoroid collection...
>>30855373It's a joke, not a real relationship.
>Klaiusposting didn't exist the last time Gura played this
How many times has Ame finished the game yet?Best time so far?
>>30855386If you never played the game, DbD absolutely fucking shits out free blood points for any reason so no
I WANNA WEAR GURA'S SKIN!
Gura Ghostface Killa Karaeoke stream when?
>>30855353LMAO wtf I'm a turkeybro now???
>>30855450I think if you have adblock as well it fucks it up.
>>30854610Makes me think that they just lucked out with The Witcher
>>30855016I've had that before, minus the Ame part. The answer is yes, and if something did go wrong it would be my fault because Ame is perfect and can do no wrong. This is an elementary fact, my dear anon.
>>30855435are you some kind of moron? He said it's removed from steam and I showed it wasn't. fuck off and don't reply to any of my posts again
How is she basically capped on points?
>>30855471>tfw she doesn't have myers
>>30855411Good for her, she will be more comfortable with her views.
LOOK AT AME GO
Which killer would fit Gura's style the best?
>you will never be him
>>30855447just like ame
>I think Ghostface is cute>he stalks you from a distanceWhat did she mean by this?
GURA WANTS TO TASTE A PEE SOUP??????
>>30855455Spam viewers sounds like the most bullshit term
>>30855408lmfao in argentina is like 25 dollarsthis is sad
>>30855411she's not Kiara
Is DBD really boring if you're not the killer?
>>30855409>>30855466She flipped it yesterday to wear Senchou’s hat, she forgot to reset it
>>30855432>>30855396Ah, that makes more sense. I've misread the post because ijwu.
>Shitting on console plebskek
>>30854823Why couldn't we save Chowa?
Youtube bug is so terrible
>>30855348good
>>30855426Sorry bro I'm waiting for my power to come back. someone looked at me for half a second
>>30855493Devs gave her a shitload of points apparently.
>tfw i dug too deep and found out my oshi is an uggofellas...i can’t even watch her anymore without wanting to close the tab and unsubscribe
>Focusing people with a disadvantage firstNGMI
>>30855425O-O-OHAYOLLIEEEEE every1 im new!!!!!!! *pierces head with a sword* my name is オリー but u can call me KUREIJI OLLIE!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why ollie came here, 2 meet random ppl like ollie ^_^… im 17 years old (im dead 4 my age tho!!) ollie like 2 hazbin hotel w/ my girlfreinds (ollie iz bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! theyre random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!SBKSKSKSNBSHSHSEGWISPAOAISOWPQEHWKNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…WANGUWANGYWANGY!!!!!TERIMA KASIH ZOMRADES,
>>30854610Imagine being Shazam right now.
>>30855458now that's thinking with portals
>>30854544
>>30855493Probably asked the devs to credit her BP and they kneeled. That system is why I stopped playing. I've never played a grindier fuckin game in my life and playing killers without the right add-ons and perks is unfun as fuck.
>>30855512It's kinda fun with friends, and you can bully the killer a lot as a survivor.
>>30855409>>30855466She mirrored it for the senchou hat and forgot to put it back?
>>30855455anybody with politically incorrect ideas or people watching more than one stream at once
>>30855493This is what she wastes all her time on instead of streaming.
>>30855493>>30855475Basically, the devs give out free bloodpoints for any minor thing. I logged in for the first time a few days ago and got 900k BP despite not touching the game in ages
>>30855471Klaiusposting existed just for this moment
>>30855485They're talking about Devotion, not fucking cyberpunk you retard.
>>30854834nigger, why are you obsessed over what a 20yo girl did 4 years ago
>>30855493These last days they've been giving out lots of BP
I hope it's not just one guy doing those "I found out my oshi is an uggo" posts because that would be really sad
>>30855528>I posted it again!
> Ongoing story arcPoor Pekomama...
>>30855512Depends on how you like your gameplay really; fun with survivor is juking the killer or playing with a party.Also feels good to be the only one to escape because you dodged the killer by the skin of your teeth.
>>30855530This post gave me a hardon
>>30855530Nice
Gura forgot about Christmas...
>>30855353I actually like Reine the most out of the new ID girls.
>>30855528Why do you keep posting? It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
SANTA ATHEIST BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>i do prefer playing as killer... on streamdon't lie gura, you enjoy this game because you get chased by big scary men and it turns you on
You do believe in Santa, right chumbuds???
which girl should watch Polar Express?
>>30855563>ALREADY NETORARE OF HERWHY
>>30854544Oh lord is that going to be taken badly out of context
Chumbuds, you DO believe in Santa, right?
>>30854823pain peko
>>30855245Oh somewhere online haha! It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining tonight Anon
>>30855528La-Lion...
>>30855553I'm retarded
skee skee
>>30855555Nice digits, blomie
the absolute state of this "speedrun"
>>30855597It's just not the same anymore after they yab...
>>30855399Pregnancy.
>mfw i see a santa denier
This takamori collab is destined to die painfully. Like most collabs mori touches
>>30855580God I want sex with Ina so bad.
>>30855455>But what a "spam viewer" is nobody can figure out.Because it's a meaningless term, but telling people you fixed the problem even when you didn't makes you look slightly less incompetent than leaving the problem unattended for another week.
Please Ame, stream Minecraft after your shilling stream... I want more AmeMori....
>>30855563God that's so fucking hot.
>>30855610The infamous Santa Yab
SANTA DENIERS BTFO
gura lil john unarchived karaoke stream when???????
>>30855454Eastern Australia is 1 hour ahead of Tokyo.So if she usually streamed at 8am for me when she was in Australia you'd think that stream could then move to 9am for me assuming she'd stream at the same times as before for herself, which would be fine too.But now it's 4am... damn. >>30855455Wouldn't surprise me if everyone with ublock origin or something was counted as a "spam viewer" now. Fuck Youtube.
>>30855597I'll pretend to for Gura.
>>30855401>We're trapped in the belly of this horrible stream.>And the stream is buffering to death.*
>>30855353Holy fucking based
>>30855559There's a guy who keeps posting this shit. Of course it's always just one guy.>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=It%27s+just+not+the+same+anymore+after+the+yab
Is it normal to get turned on when glados talks like that?
>>30855593why not?
>>30855121HoloEN is a time capsule to a simpler time, it's why some people react so violently when aspects of modernity they despise seep into the nostalgia bubble.
>>30855425Based.
>>30855580Now this is a proper cute and funny Ina
>>30855502But it doesn't make sense. If an IP is watching the stream, how does youtube know if you are "really watching" it or not? Like what the fuck?
>skips thinking of Thanksgiving as it approach and straight to Christmas>skips thinking of Christmas as it approachGura's mind works too fast
>>30855298gura...
>YFW YOU BELIVE IN SANTA
>>30855512No. Don't bother with playing seriously if you're not with friends though because the game's entire meta is based around four people on discord vs. one killer.
>>30855455Did they actually claim that? Has anyone asked them directly yet?
I'll say it in red>>>/s/anta+is+real
>>30855618Oh shit I didn't even think about that.I still want them to build a skull house or whatever together.
>>30855651Her ADHD mind is literally moving too fast for the present
There is a chance Amelia is not even a girl but you are still spending your savings to complement her animated avatar. You are so irrational.
Non-4channer friend just messaged me how he thunks that mio has puked more than any other holo, including puking off-screenSend help, I think I infected him with rrats.
>can save Yogiri>choose not toFuck you Ame
>>30855597of course i do
>>30855518We've done everything right.But 2020 just keeps on going
>>30855617It's so they don't need to pay as much money to streamers
>anituber hates corporate vtubers like hololive because they're "scripted" compared to indie vtubers he said>kept using Gura's picture on the thumbnail anyway for clickbaitI hate these fuckers so much
Watching Gura heals my heart. I love this girl so much.
>>30855593Flips are a disrespectful rat race of "people."
Whats a song you want Gura to sing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>30855563Now we know why Pekora never leaves her room...
https://youtu.be/bz85eQZ9Tp8?t=115mommy...
>almost 2 hours portal speedrunAmelia "Gamer" Watson
>>30855018>>30855163>cal*fornianI'm impressed she hasn't devolved into some SJW shit yet. Ony a matter of time?
how did the thread react to Ame's first sponsored stream being FUCKIN SHADOWVERSE of all things? just got home from wageslaving please spoonfeed onegai
I'm thinking based.
Do Euroniggers really?
>>30855682t. flip
This guy
>>30855530i want to fuck her more now
>>30854460One of life's many aspirations.
>>30855663i get it. just so you know, i get it.
Gura decline has been surreal, a month ago she was averaging approximately 40k viewers per stream and now she's struggling to hit 20k. What the fuck happened?
Is Youtube still not showing the real amount of viewers during streams?
>>30855650Simples, if you're not interacting with the tab you're not watching, if you have a second monitor plugged in you're not watching, if you're using adblock or something you're not watching, if you have youtube premium you're not watching and if you're randomly selected by their atrocious automation systems you aren't watching. Stop asking about it, Youtube is not at fault here :^).
>>30854544OH NONONONO, deadbraps are you ready for the collab?
>>30855679they're mostly hypocrites, like all ironic weeb trash
>>30855171She'll eat out Mori's pussy while I eat out her asshole and each of us will fiddle with her nipples.
>>30855692>first sponsored streamhownew.ru
>>30855689She hasn't gone to college so that's probably not happening.
>>30855694I...What..?
>>30855688It's like an hour 10 minutes without the setup
hellooooooooooo
>>30855676Sounds like fraud and a possible lawsuit to me.
Glados... Why is Ame such a bitch? Killing such a wonderful AI like her...
>>30855689No. If she isn't one now she'll never be one. California is a state only of polarizing opinions. >t. a californian
>>30855669There's no way back, let him be one with the rrats
>>30855688She just needs to remember!!
>>30855405based
>>30855692teamates ate that shit up as usual. some even started playing sv
>>30855702pretty crinch
Thats YOU thats how dumb YOU sound
>>30855530scene girl zombino
>>30855719can you really say her LN reading was a sponsored stream when plenty of teamates wanted her to do a reading stream?
>>30855441kek I didn't know that guy still tweets
>>30855717>we
>>30855694Euro . . .
>>30854709They took too long to make it.
>>30855374Stop making shit up you schizo, there's literally zero reason for it to be pulled off steam
>>30855618>>30855664>Ame helping Mori gather materials for her 'bitch you really live like this' cave renovationPlease... I need more Rainforest...
>>30855469That or a late holloween.
Gura is really excited about killing...
>>30855708youtube pulled the plug
>>30855680She's in top form today, that's for sure.
>>30855688>speedrun in quotation marksAustralian education!
>>30855694Based creep
>>30855666>666yab
>>30855741Sponsored is sponsored.
it's so fucking funny to me how much gura gets into this game. i love her.
Since I'm EOP, any update on the pekora mom arc? Has she brought it up in subsequent streams if she's noticing her mom watching or whatever?
Gura actually has to completely alter her sleep schedule or straight out quit streaming to not overlap with Amelia Streamson
>>30855679Wich one?
wtf he's literally me? that's how cringe I sound?
>>30855694Kinda based
>>30855741yes
>>30855439>>30855461>>30855408The game in question is "Devotion", a game that mocks Chairman Xi. Steam removed it, 'cuz China said so.
>>30855710small indie company
>>30855666>spending money>has the second lowest sc earnings in ENAlso nice devil trips
>>30855741It was, by definition, a sponsored stream.
>>30855530Can anyone post THAT?
>>30855708Cover's vietnamese viewfarms finally got banned from youtube
gura's screeching is 10/10
Gura, your trap reps...
Gura's losing it
gura is more distorted than usual today...
IT DOESN'T COUNT I WAS JUST PRACTICING
>>30855708It amazes me that people are still posting this every time she streams
the not it’s after just yab the same...
>>30855688>70 minutes is almost 2 hours
>>30855761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT-dj4QpRWo
>>30855692She has based in the thumbnail
kino song incoming
Gura baby...
Isn't DBD a hyper debuff game?
>>30855726That's literally why they deny all liability for their constant fuckups and give zero transparency to their systems. Youtube is constantly close to getting anti-trusted and sued into the dirt.
Jesus I love these Gura sounds.
Why is Gura like this?
BABY GURA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOH
This was a gachikoiI'm making an aka hereHuge depressIt's hard to overstate my obsessionCover CorperationWe do nothing because we canFor the good of all of usExcept the ones who are HolosBut there's no sense crying over every big yabYou just keep on talking 'til you run out of gabAnd the video gets done and you make some good funFor the people who are hololiveI'm not even angryI'm being so sincere right nowEven though you doxxed my past and hate meTore into altsAnd post every photo into the theadAs they learned it hurt becauseI was so happy for youNow all of these viewers make a beautiful linethough the bug makes them fewer, we're winning this timeSo I'm glad I got burnedThink of all the things we learnedFor the people who are hololiveSo go ahead and leave meI think I prefer to stay insideMaybe you'll find someone else to oshi forMaybe NijisanjiThat was a joke, haha, fat chanceAnyway, this game is greatIt's so glitchy and kusoLook at me not talking when there's streaming to doWhen I look at chat it makes me glad I have youI've giveaways to run, there is gaming to be doneOn the people who are hololiveAnd believe me I am hololiveI'm streaming and I'm hololiveI feel fantastic and I'm hololiveAnd while you're watching I'll be hololiveAnd when you're graduated I will be hololivehololivehololive
>>30855545Unironically this is the best explanation for what a spam viewer is. It’d make sense if they wanted to get rid of view farms and shit. But obviously it’s just a glitch so it doesn’t matter
gura baby
Gura broke out that voice...
the caek is a lie XD
AMEEEEEEEE
that was a ₕᵤₕᵤʰᵃʰᵃha
>>30855655DYRB
>>30855761Pekora has been hiding all the art of her from her
>>30855790Ah yes, time to take another page out of the Scrublord's Prayer.
Gura turned into a babyWhat happened to her today?
I don't think Gura realizes the ramifications of what shes just done.
What did you wish for Teamates?
KARAOKE TIME
SHE'S JUST A BWABWYYYYY
I've heard of Towa baby and Ame baby, but Gura baby is just ridiculous.
>>30855800Nah, lots of people play/watch streams of it.
>guerrilla karoke streamThanks detective
KINO SONG HOLD ME BROS
>>30855618Oh shit, yeah, that could happen if it goes long enough. Mori seems to be planning a trip to the nether so I'm sure she could use the help. Though I'm sure Mori would never ask.
>>30855741>can you say a sponsored stream was REALLY a sponsored stream if it doesn't toe the arbitrary line I'm drawing???Yes, you fucking idiot. You don't decide anything, you aren't important.
gura baby!!!
YESSS AMELIA SINGING
>>30855821She knows.
GURA BABYGod she's so horny today
>>30855711Youtube... warukonai yo ne~
okay this is a cute reward, go on Ame
Karaoke!
AME I LOVE YOU
>Amelia singing
AME...
>almost 2 million subs>only 16k watching liveHoly fuck the EN hype died quickly, huh.
UUUUUOOOOOOH GURA TALKING LIKE A BABY
>>30855708susan (((wojcicki))) the servant of satan hates the beauty of 2D
Ame's singing Still Alive bros...
>>30855720>>30855689>tfw we only have ame because she was too dumb and adhd for college>tfw if she was smarter or more motivated she would have been indoctrinated
Still alive...
>>30855800You dont like it?
Gura baby
Let's go again
>>30855830>ywn be 10 years old singing this song over and over againwhere the fuck does the time go...
>>30855763Ame had to stop streaming in the time she wants because her internet dies
Ameeee I love you
gura btfo
>>30855820She's extra pregnant today.
>>30855650Your smart fridge is literally monitoring you and reporting back to google in real time.
>>30855563>artist is a femaleWoah
This is adorable
Cute
KARAOKE CAME EARLY LADS
>>30855811:3
>>30855408>>30855439>>30855461>>30855747Where do you retards are even coming from?You can't you even read a fucking quote chain?They're talking about Devotion, you fucking retarded monkeys.
>>30855822I wish for courage
>NurseOH NONONONO
blessed ending with ame singling along
I was waiting for this.
>this girl just got the fucking 4th fastest portal speedrun time in the entire world (any% glitchless)Holy shit. She'll go even faster next run. How does she do it?
kino
Um is this real?
>>30855689Not all of California is a blue hellhole and she's talked about disliking illegal labor on one of her room mate's accounts, so wouldn't worry bout that one too hard.
>>30855698Yes, sadly. Please get me out of here.
Ame's singing..
>>30855820googoo gaga lol
Ahhhh her singing is so cute
>>30855795>>30855817Thanks for the update, friends.
>>30854584>>30854584>bishieus buff baldies are really never gonna make it with the boyfriend-free asian girls are we...just endless wh*te w*men with daddy issues
Go ahead and leave me...
This won't get DMCA right?
>Ame can sing well along the original vocalsFurther proof she just needs to do her fucking ear training reps.
I haven't watched as many streams as I'd like to this past week, what's the #1 must watch VOD? I've heard great things about Ina's Journey stream.
>>30855405What would the difference between their piss be? I'm going to need some descriptive evidence anon.
AAAAAAHHH AAMEEEE
>>30855806very based
I'm not crying>go ahead and leave me>I think prefer to stay inside
>>30855821how long is it going to take you retards to figure out she knows EXACTLY what she's doing
>>30855884MEIDOOOOOOOOOS
I heard Ame was singing Stay Alive and I dropped Gura like a rock
>>30855874nobody gives a fuck about devotion dude we see gog and assume it's cyberpunk u fuckin nerd, this is why you're still a virgin
>>30855852I'm glad that she's alive and happy that little by little things are getting better for her.
I wasn't ready for this...
Next run is gonna be the one
>>30855682Filipinos are the most powerful race on earth
God I missed portal
>be anon>absolutely obsessed with monster girls, bordering on it being unhealthy>HoloEN happens>4 of them are literally monster girls>somehow the regular-ass human dork becomes my oshiI don't even know how this happened.
SOUL
>>30855874Based on your grammar, we're clearly not from China.
>>30855822AmeliaWWWWAT-SOOOOOONNNNN
>>30855846How come JPs have been viewbotting but aren't impacted by this?
>>30855763Ame will start streaming earlier if she follows that poll she made.
This is such a blessed singalong
>>30855884MEIDOS?????????????
>>30854745Glad you actually gave him a chance and enjoy him. Yeah, it's great that he knows what he was doing with most game he pick. He is entertaining because of his 'my pace' way of talking and thinking (for me anyway) with the right games he would shine even more with his autisimo. Give his GTA stream a chance.
>portal is already overI thought she was joking on the whole "speedrun" thing
>>30855884YAB YAB YAB, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THIS HER ROOM MATE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO DEEP HIDING
>>30855881You're kidding. You have to be.
Ame doesn't prepare for stream.>haha so funny 80 minute speedrun lmao, love this gremlinMori doesn't prepare for stream.>wtf lazy bitch, I hope she graduatesDefend this /hlgg/
I'M GONNA GOSLINGGGGGGGGGGGGHHGHHHGGG
>my model is flipped? is that why I look silly...oh wellGura you little brat!
I LOVE YOU AME!
>ATIRIP
>Ame vibing
>>30855898Ukulele also buffs her singing.
I also really want to play portal 2 now.
>>30855518You know why. Like it or not, the dragon and the australian are worth more than the entire HoloCN branch. Cover doesn't have the money to protect both, so they kill Chowa.
>>30855936it's a short game, anon
Want You Gone > Still Alivefite me
>referencing HER daysLORE
>Portal 2 instead of MinecraftAME ONEGAI
>>30855846Get rekt numberfag, EN will never die
PORTAL 2 BABBEEEE
This song is so on brand. She really will be still alive... in some other timeline, as some other incarnation of herself...
gura confirmed flip(ped)
god yes please don't play fucking minecraft today
>>30855940>Gura is a flipoh no no no no
>Ame missed this chamber
>Put it to a voteHope you guys are ready for Minecraft.
>>30855884>posting the fake dox
>maybe i have time>just one more gaamethis nerd
damn GLaDOS roommate looks like THAT?
goddamn ame's actually going again?
>>30855956Fuck off
>ANOTHER RUN
>>30855689Stereotypes aside, Californians are normal people. It just has an insane population concentrated in a small area, giving it it's reputation. Even if she's an sjw or something, all she has to do is keep it separate from her work, which isn't hard to do. I don't think her being a californian has any effect on whether or not she would do SJW shit on streamplus, most people aren't extreme in their viewpoints
>Portal 2 instead of MinecraftCool
>'I want to do two or three runs heheh'>Barely finishes one runAlright Ame
Did Gura lose last round?
PORTAL 2 PLEASE
>>30855884ABAYO CHOCOBALL
>>30855838NANDE YOUTUBE!
NOOOOOO I'LL BE ASLEEP BY THEN
>>30855884MEIDOS?!?!
>>30855666shut the fuck up Satan
>>30855939teamates don't do the deadbeat 'culling the weak' stuff
>doesn't play portal 2 with gura because "she's already played it before and remembers the puzzles">plays it alone because "it's been a long time and forgot the puzzles"Teabros, why didn't she play with our sharkwife?
>>30855939All me and I’m bipolar
Gura has adhd no wonder she can’t play a game for that long
>>30855897Youtube copyright is much less of a big deal than Twitch's channel deleting. All it does is give the ad revenue from the VOD to the copyright owner
Why does Ame always schedule meetings and phone calls during her stream?
>>30855806I love it
>Might not do another runCome on Ame, that was pretty fun but I actually did want to see your "fast" strats.Maybe some other time.
>>30855956can't we like both?
>>30855806>Maybe Nijisanji>That was a joke, haha, fat chanceGood one
what did I miss
>>30855651>Gura shark brain is so fast it loops around into being stoopid
>>30854397Which Holo can we convince to watch Krampus for a Christmas watch along?
>>30855884This changes everything
>>30855939It's ok when Ame does it
Hasn't she clocked something like 2k hours in DbD?
welp
>>30855959In what way did she reference HER?
>>30855867women really are the niggers of gender huh
She's warmed up. Real speed run incoming
>>30855884Wtf I love Glados even more now???
>>30855884>she has a boyfriendGLaDOScucks?
>>30855618NOPE
You AREN'T a loser who has a more than 1000 hours in a game, right?
>I don't understand anyone who can put 1k hours into a gameyou have 2k hours in this exact game you dumb shark
>>30855995because Co Op and Singleplayer are completely different games? Anonchama??
>>30855995>co-op>singleplayer
>gura wants to play Dark SoulsOh no bros...
>which is the best game in dark soulsGURA NO!
I will be amazed if Gura gets a kill as Nurse, her teleports are difficult to get used to
DUDE
>>30855900That one is pretty quick and everyone in the thread seemed to enjoy it.
>>30855995coop and singleplayer are two differents things anon
>whats the best darksouls gameDARKSOULS 2 CHADSRISE UP
>>30856002Nvm we good.
>>30855884AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DOXXFAGS ARE HERE MEIDOS TASUKETE
Gura...
>>30855405The heat and stench would be stuck in your throat all day.
>>30855800Only when Choco plays itChoco...
http://poal.me/gp7hkqhttp://poal.me/gp7hkqhttp://poal.me/gp7hkq
>>30855938No way dude. That was almost a perfect speedrun. Ame is so good at games
>>30855956You're right
>>30856027she just said 300 hours tard
>>30855939Ame is special
PLAY DARKSOULS 2 GURA!
>>30856041HERE BROTHER!DS2 BEST SOULS
TIME LOOP
>>30855972I can’t watch her anymore...
>>30856025I don't think I have more then 200 in anything
>Gura calling people in chat stupid Based
>PREDICT CLEAR TIME
>>30855972why do they always use the most unflattering photos possible, fuck doxxfags
>>30856025I think I’m just shy in Warframe... stopped playing years ago
>>30856041Chumbuds are my bros no more
>>30855972>posting the fake doxTrying to save face gladosfag? This is your oshi with her lover, she a SLUT
I was hoping she would chose to rush through the game and forget about her meeting.
Gura is a flipinx confirmed
>>30856052WR pace this time.
>>30856025Only Warcraft 3.
>>30855995I played through portal 2 again earlier this year but I would never play though the coop again. They're completly different, the campign is still funny as fuck.
>>30856054Is each Walfie Ame like a different personality core?
>>30856025It's easy to get 500+ in an MMO
>>30856057>He doesn't know
>>30856025I'm sorry, tf2 was just too fun
>>30856025There's a bunch of games I've played for 300~600 hours but the only game I've even sunk over 1000 hours into was TF2 from 2008~2012
>>30856025h-haha... o-of course, it's not like i have 2 thousand hours in lol...
>>30856072
>>30856025I've got about 700 in KSP, but I've never broke 1000 in anything.
>>30856025I have 1328 hours in TF2, so yes.
>>30855884Caroline...
>>30855867Why are women always the biggest cuckfags?
>>30856057she's lying, she showed HER played time on stream before
>>30856051Yab? What yab?
Being chased by Gura...
>>30855967No shit, that one isn't part of the speedrun
>>308560253300 hours in tf21200 hours in splatoon 2
>>30856025I have 1900 hours in TF2 over the course of 12 years
>gura will never eat you
CAPCOM. GIVE HOLOLIVE THE PERMISSIONS.
>>30855903Gura is a cute loli.Loli pee is delicious, everyone knows that.
>>30855694Man so this is why euro land will never have a true holo
>orangebox holy shit Ame is awesome
>Gura played the 3DS MonHunsHoly fucking based.
>>308560252000 hours in X3: Terran Conflict
>>30856102THE yab
>>30856057Yes because she's never lied ever while we have solid proof contrary to things she's said.
>>30855806Who's the one singing?
>>30856082Do you understand why people hate adding in the X or are you just adding it in for no reason?
>I'd like to play Monster Hunter WorldsGura your Capcom reps...
monhan perms...onegai...
>>30855846>>30855930Something's fucked with metrics for sure. Gura's pirate kusoge stream will overtake Pekora's stream in views by tomorrow despite 33% lower concurrent viewers.
>MHWCapcom...
>>30856071~55 minutes.She'll remember the puzzles better but forget her fast strats again and fuck up some platforming.
>>30856127ogey
>>30856041Imagine saying the first game is best.
Wow did youtube finally fix the emote menu eating CPU
>>30856025I played WoW for several months back in the day.
I remember now why I love ame so much after she mentioned playing tf2
>>30856036
>>30856025Shadowverse
>>30855913>replies to a quote chain about Devotion>"nobody gives a fuck about devotion dude we see gog and assume it's cyberpunk"You unironically have brain damage, anon.
>>30855972>tfw i dug too deep and found out my oshi is an uggofellas...i can’t even watch her anymore without wanting to close the tab and unsubscribe
CAPCOM YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>30856025Sorry... WoW and Age of Mythology were too fucking fun
>>30856025You underestimate the amount of time I’ve spent playing Fortnite despite hating it. Thank god i stopped.
>>30856025I did... in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate... The new games don't feel the same.
>>3085607180 minutes
>>30856129Shut the fuck up niggx
>>30856025Haha... yeah...
>>30856082She's whiter than my ass. Sorry SEAnig, she isn't one of yours.
>>308560253889 in Dota 2 and 2378 in TF2
>>30856138Lurk more newfag, that's not how you use ogey
>500 hours on Xbox TF2fuckin hell ame that's kinda based
So have any of the HoloENs actually made use of those SEGA permissions that Cover negotiated?
>>30856120Why don't developers do cool shit like that anymore?
>Played DbD for thousands of hours as Nurse>Seeing Gura play her like this is making me physically illI haven't played the game in fucking ages but holy fuck. I shouldn't be this affected by it.
>>30856025>3500 hrs in gta5 (not counting PS3)>1300 in MHW>1000 in TF2
>>30856062>>30856041Based, it's always been my favorite as well
>>30856025I only have 992 hours in warframe, I'm safe
>>308560251200 hours TF21300 hours CSGO940 hours CK2
>>30855972>think she retired>actually appears in CP2077Neat.
>>30856134Not that surprising, the West has much more of a VOD culture then Japan, especially since there are enough Holos that there's always a stream or two going on to watch instead.
>>308560257k hours in factorio
Why's Ame better at her small talk reps in a Portal speedwalk than her recent Minecraft streams.
>monster hunter for 3DSBASED AS FUCK
>>30856082Now I know what spicbros feel.
How does Ame piss so fast? They literally last less than a minute.
>>30856172those permissions are only for JP
>>30856025I wasted 1200+ hours getting through FFXIV till recent patch in a span of 3-4 months
>>30855867Yes, women are horny. Especially artists.
>>30856025No idea for Dota 2, probably 5k+1k++ in multiple monster hunter games If I had a way to know I'm sure I'd be at multiple thousands in WC3 too, mostly custom maps
>>30856175yeah this is definitely a (You) problem
>>30856143they'll call it a feature
DADA-DADA DA DAASAME POWER
>>30856142True, true. Dark Souls 1 isn't the best Dark Souls. It's the best "Souls" game period.
>>30856169I would like to admit I played about 100-200 hours on tf2 xbox because I didn't have a pc at the time
>>30856156And 4 was different than 3That's kinda a must for somewhat decent sequels
JESUS FUCK AME JUST BLOW THAT SPONSORSHIP MONEY ON FIBER AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>30856025About 1200 hours on TTT and maybe 10 minutes in dark RP, thats all I used gmod for
>>30856025I used to play Dota 2. I don't want to talk about it.>>30856124Based
>>30856172Kiara wants to get back into Yakuza 7 but apparently Cover is the one stopping it, not Sega.
>>30856194Did you think her gamer bottles thing was a joke
>>30856175You mean you don't just teleport around?
>>30856054I don't know if you're the only one making walfie exploitables, but please never stop. I love them all
>>30856194imagine her peeing pressure
>>30855743>wuz
>>30856156same here, anon. it was pretty much perfect, poor graphics and expedition quests aside.
>laggy internet>Ame's voice is quiet and drowned out by other volumeI hope she deals with this
honestly you're a fake gamer or lack soul if there hasn't been that one game you sank 1000+ hours in
The first time Ame told this story she said a friend told her about the PC version, hearing the real version kinda makes me feel bad...
>>30856194Gamer bottle
>>30856025Just under 2000 hours on warthunder
>>30856025>rim worldx2>slay the spire>civ 5>Minecraft
>>30856025
>>30856129The X makes it sound cool
>>30856196Now this is a cute fan art!
>>30855711Anon youtube has shit support did you know they don’t even have fucking real support numbers It’s randomly generated after you request a call you heard me right you have to request a call you can’t call them they call you then delete the number they generated because that’s how big brain they are
>>308560252000 hours in Destiny 2
>>30856025Guy I play Dota with has a few.
>>30856211Supposedly she's already upgraded to the best plan her ISP offers
>>30856025y-yeah, don't look at my tf2 time
>>30856173Because nowadays, it's all about live services, sadly.Loot boxes, cosmetics and all that shit are worth A LOT of money.
>>30856211YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU CANT JUST GET FIBER THERE HAS TO BE INFASTRUCTURE SHE'D HAVE TO MOVE AND SHE'S TOO LAZY TO DO THAT
W-0O9JEWIJH0OWEROIHEWROIJHERIOJHOIJEWHSADrfOIHJERWTFGHOUIREWTWHY IS SHE SO BAD
>>30856025over 10k in DS3
Kiara sure does like good takamori art
>teapot? yeah. just wait and it'll improveno way this bitch actually put effort in to fixing her net, she just found the first excuse to make it not her problem
>>308560251000 hours MOBA games900 hours CSGO300 Forza Horizon 4
>>30856228Or you just don't play multiplayer shit
>>30856184Damn, that's neat.
>>308560255,000+ in xiv
>>30856194>ame pisses hard as fuck and really fast>probably doesn't wipe up properly>her panties and/or gamer girl chair are thoroughly perforated with her scentUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30856194
>>30856160kek
>>30856245jesas
>>30856124Based space trucker
>>30856194My setup isn't too far from one, but even then, that's two minutes at the least.
>>30856250But orangebox was the OG lootbox/service game
>>30856206agreed
>>30856227>drowned out? I can hear her.
>>30856050who?
>>30856211County enforced ISP monopolies in burgerland, please andastand
>>30856247wtf what is wrong with isp's in america?
>>30855720>>30855850Thank you, Ao-Chan
>>30856241This was sad to read..
>>30856194Peeing fast means peeing hard. Peeing hard means great pussy. It also means she either has a lot of sex or she takes huge dildos all the fucking time because you don't work your kegels that well as a girl who never penetrates.
>Gura's going blind
>>30856257takamori is cringe to begin with because it's fake and corporate, planned by a board meeting"tsun" also doesn't work in the English language, you just seem like a bitch
>>30856245Thats two whole years in hours
>>30856184>>30856263It's literally just once to do le epic cake meme
>>30856241Jesus anon....
>>30856194Makes me wonder which EN girl has the tastiest pee.
>>30856260Oh no. Thats a lot.
why are deadbeats like this
that was a ₕᵤhaʰᵃhaha
>>30854545BASED
>>30856025I played WoW for around 5 years (Classic -> Cata) before I got clean. I shudder to think what my /played was on my main.
GURA PLEASE HAVE MY KIDS
>>30856025My /played in WoW comes back in years.17000 hours
NOOOO IT WAS THE RADIO CHAT
>>30856025Haha, yeah of course...I totally haven't played FFXIV for thousands of hours...
>>30856256same
>>30855811what kind of cake is that supposed to be?literally looks like doodoo
https://files.catbox.moe/e8vpq2.mp4
>>30856025I have one, GTA Online
>>30856230>>30856218>>30856222That's unironically disgusting but oddly arousing
GOTTA GO FASTER AME>>30856025I sank in a lot of hours in WoW...
>>30856194>How does Ame piss so fast?The average mammal takes 22 seconds to pee
>>30856025Old friend...
TICK TO THE MOTHERFUCKING TOCK
gura seems happy and cuter than usual today
>>30856025i've wasted so much of life playing league of legends
Gura...???
>gura is a sociopaththis doesn't surprise me
>sometimes I question if I actually have real emotions....>long silent pauseGura holy fuck, are you ok
Gura doesn't have emotions... she doesn't love us...
gura's fake emotions...
Is Gura unironically autistic?
>sometimes I question whether I have real emotionsGura wtf
>>30856281sounds like you have Loudness Equalization on
>>30856283They literally have a super monopoly because of corrupt politicians.We don't have much of a choice.
>>30856025No! My max is ~700 in edf5 and I’ve completed Fallout 1 and 2 over 20 times combined, so that’s probably 2000 across the two.
>>30856283>>30856282this
>>30856194>he wasn't here for the Holo piss RTA comps
don't lie gura. you were malding in the among us collab
>Says she wants her fans to get her pregnant>Goes ahead and doubles down in japaneseWhat the fuck is wrong with her?https://youtu.be/XrIxD9fX7jI?t=10340
>sometimes ill question if i ever have real emotions
>>30856283Country of the free (free stands for monopoly)
>>30856228Eh I have thousands of hours in Dota 2 and god knows how much more thousands in WC3 playing DOTA All-Stars and other mods and I'm pretty sure I'm still lacking a soulI honestly regret sinking so much time in this shit game instead of learning to play an instrument,etc
Same to be honest Gura
Gura is a schizoid
>>30856292>t. Loves the forces relationship by /hlgg/‘s /u/ niggersStop shipping public figures in general like teenage girls
http://poal.me/v2b35lhttp://poal.me/v2b35lhttp://poal.me/v2b35l
do I watch Gura or Ame???
>>30856286Eh, I actually enjoy playing the game. Had completely dropped Destiny when D2's launch was so shit but Forsaken turned it around hard enough for me to give it another shot.
>>30856292>"tsun" also doesn't work in the Japanese language, you just seem like a bitch
>>30856219No. You're actually SLOWER than survivor's normal running speed because of your ability to teleport. However, if you've noticed, whenever she's "charging" the teleport, there are little white balls in her hand which signify the amount of consecutive teleports Nurse can do before being forced to take a breath. What this does is make the Nurse focus on when to charge, where to go so you can lead Survivors (because you're slower than their normal speed), and when it's best to just not go for an additional teleport to let them go. tl;dr teleporting around without a plan makes Nurse go from one of the most difficult to fight Killers to one of the easiest to avoid.
>>30856323It'll happen one day indog anon..
Damn the fuck is up with Gura
>>30856358Both.
>>30856298What does each HoloEN's pee taste like?
>>30856315>And that would be my Moricute
>>30856349Why is my boss so fucking hot
>>30856206ogey
>I was joking guys don't take everything I say so seriouslyHoly fuck we got IMMEDIATELY blown out, rratbros...
>dont take everything I say so seriouslyrrats listen up
>>30856129Is this how we finally get rid of seanigs?
>>30856332>"that was a joke btw"it wasn't.
Well, add a point to the "Gura is depressed" narrative.
>>30856314It's Black Forest cake.
>>30856358both or whoever you like more.
>>308560252300 hours on TF21150 hours on Wargame Red dragon
>sometimes I question whether I have real emotionss-she's just roleplaying as the killer r-right?...
>FOV increase is a perkDBD...?
>Sometimes I'll question if I even have real emotions
>>30856358Your oshi.
>>30856143Please understand it's a feature
self esteem fund makes me hate myself
>>30856358>cute hardworking detective or>fake sociopathhmmmm tough one
>>30856323You have to let it go SEAnigger anon...
>>30856356Kinda basted
>>30856256>DS3 came out 4.5 years ago>that's 1.1 years of playtimeAnon why have you spent like 20% of the time since 2016 playing DS3?
>>30856222>Ame can pee with such high pressure it's like a pressure washer>pees with about 2500 psi>can piss the grime right off your driveway and make it look good as new
>>30856367FULL ATTENTION TO ONE HOLO AT A TIME I WILL NOT COMPROMISE
G-Gura?...Bros, there's something wrong with that cunny...
Stream's fun but if Ame wants to show off without getting distracted, a prerecorded vid with post-commentary might be a cool idea.
I want Ame to piss on me
>>30856292I'll take it over the creepy, delusional "Gurame" posts I see on here.
please spit in my face gura
>>30856373>>30856374Narrative destruction Speedrun
>>30856332>>30856330Jay deserved better
>>30856395YOU HAVE TWO EARS AND TWO EYES USE THEM
>>30856315Noice
>>30856369fuck me, every time i see that picture. these threads have changed me
>>30856302Based mori
>>30856025tfw I have 700 hours in ranked lol alone and on only one of my accounts. somebody help me
>>30856320>all your old TF2 buddies have either moved on or haven't been online in years
>>30856336We told you that months ago
>>30856369What the fuck, it's actually the full art
>>30856025More than one game
Ina was able to quit wasting her time with XIV and find things that actually made her happy. It's not too late for you anons! Still plays GBF for some reason but just ignore that.
>>30856167ogey
>>30856292>>30856400
>>30855995Because Ame realized Ina was kind of lonely at the time so she pushed her to collab with Gura. She's too considerate bros...
>>30856323>ina's karaoke happens>back to 10k gap
>>30855800lol no
>>30856228Not every game is for everyone, you gotta find a game you enjoy enough to put 1000+ hours into in order to do so. Not everyone has found that.
>>30856025o-of course not...
>>30856404she probably played him like a fiddle and broke his heart...
>>30856355>>30856338>>30856336That's a sociopath characteristic, not autism nor schizophrenia
>>30856375Not him, but latinx people only get angry because it's changing latino/latina gendered language into some weird word that only exists in English for the sake of forced political correctness. Adding in x for literally anything else means nothing.
>>30856369pee
>>30856323What are you even going to do once Kiara passes Ina? Will it be worth waiting this long and posting this so many times?
>>308560252~4hrs daily on sv for 4 years... so.. around 3k~4k hrs total I guess
>>30856025Lineage 2, Pangya, Counter-strike, TF2, Rocket League, World of Tanks, and maybe WoW. Fuck.
>>30856414only 700? rookie numbers
>>30856206KEK Good one.
>>30856349>What the fuck is wrong with her?She's obviously pandering
>>30856315cute
>>30856369I almost instinctively reported this because of the thumbnail
>>30856393>Ame will never pressure wash your dick with her piss
>>30856428Based genuine autist
>>30856323Tenticultist and part-time KFP Employee here. Ina wants Kiara to pass her, that way she can be stepped on by all her fellow gen mates.
>>30856292But it brings the viewssss. Pls understando
AME MENTION
>>30856393imagine her peeing in your mouth
>>30856428PUBG of all the kusoges...
>>30856404unironically true. she worked her way to the top and he has to be reminded of it every day.
SHE'S STILL HUNG UP WITH J*AY, WTF!
>>30856414games like csgo back in 2014-2016 and league of legends at any point in time are the worst possible things to get competitive inI have wasted so much of my time getting pointlessly angry over retards in my delusion that I could become a pro, so much fucking time thrown down the drain
>>30856349I will fuck a baby into herno need to thank me
>>30856428based grand strategy autist
>>30856440I main norms...
Mandatory Ame mention check.
>>30856393Thats fucking hot
I want Ame to peel the skin off my bones with the immense pressure of her urinary tract
>Gura will never remember your name from the time you called her flat>Gura wont pay you to be spat in the faceWhy live
>>30856283Anon you don’t know about how internet companies work in the us they all cut up large sections of turf then agree not to compete because it’s bad for eachother if they had to deal with some one with a alternative deal then they charge you out the nose for the right to internet because they have no competition
>>30856431But isn't a characteristic of autism?
>Gura literally can't stop mentioning Ame
>>30856428Jesas
>>30856400>I'll take fake and forced over authentic and naturally emergingk
>gura's abysmal numbers compared to a few weeks agoand no, there's no bug. the JPs are barely affectedlooks like the EN hype died and the Jay thing killed most of the JP fanbase since its spread out.
>>30856428Basado
>>30856431>schizoid>schizophreniaAnon, your mental illness reps...
>The less controls, the more confusing it can beBut Gura, you play rhythm games. That's 4 buttons
>>30856449ffs anon, I didn't need this boner
>>30856428Based I like you game play
>>30856469Just be a paypig
>>30856448i hate it when that happens
>>30856185imagine comparing japan viewers against the rest of the world
So are we stuck with the Youtube bug from now on
>>30856451>Tenticultist
>>30856459You guys are retarded, the J** narrative was murdered so bad even Mori was like "damn nigga"
>>30856369>doxxing the company they work for
>>30856430or a ukulele.
>>30856425>10kWhy tentacuckek always this delusional?
>>30854571Post your expectations for the Christmas date
>>30856407I only have one screen thou living situation prevents a bigger desk
>34m to first Ame mentionit's over gurame bros...
>>30856428I honestly can't imagine putting over 5000 hours into a single game
>>30856206It's true. At least I can respect the opinion if someone likes DeS or Bloodborne more.DS2fags always spam their shit around looking for acceptance/validationwhile people with the right opinions don't bother since they know what the true best game is
>>30856428>Wasting your time with Jewradox GamesAnon, you have to let them go...
>>30856428based gsg autist
>>30856428youre fucking based
>>30856435Of course he will, because people like you keep taking the obvious bait.
>>30856428based fellow gsg autist. How the fuck do you have so many hours in imperator though
cumbuds will defend this. https://streamable.com/2d25ph
>>30856475we need to bring back venti to give her more exposure
>>30856490Except it wasn't
>>30856428holy fucking based
BILL LOVE!
>>30856283At best she might have 2 isps in her area at worst it’s literally only one and some “isp” that can’t even connect to the internet without a clear sky and dish
>>30856428HOLY BASEDAt least you have good taste
>>30856475Im pretty new to EN whos Jay?
>>30856475Anon you're retarded, we've seen abundant evidence of the bug.
>>30856414do what i did. get diamond. tell someone to kill themselves and get permabanned.
>>3085607166 minutes
>>30856428Oh good lord.
>>30855939>t. malding deadbeat.
>>30856369>I can never look at this photo without hovering over the report button anymore
>>30856430Well, you should never take something a woman says for fact. They only mean it in the moment
>>30856025I have more than a thousand hours on Skyrim, but I can't prove it because I pirated the game.. Sorry, Todd.
>>30856475Pekor has lost over 50% of her viewership and Baqua ~30% in a week. The hype is dead, Cover is finished. So much for """loyal""" JOPs.
>>30856499>Ame finishes Portal as Gura's stream had started>goes for another run instead of ending itIT'S OVER
>>30856471Autists can feel strong emotions, sociopaths have to fake their emotions most of the time to fit in
>princess of twilight>ARS 500.00>Gura I have to ask.. whats the deal with you and feet? You always seem to mention your feet. I don't mind it, I just wanna know. He's going to ruin it for everyone for $5
>>30856523Jay is gay
>>30856025Left 4 Dead 2 was my shit a while ago
>>30856523ITS THE SAME FUCKING TIME LOOP ALL OVER AGAIN
>>30856206true, it's the only souls game that needed to be made
>>30856516God I remember the thread when that happened
>>30856428>map gamesOk>PUBGWhat the fuck
having ADHD must suck..
>>30856382FOV is locked in DBD because they want everyone to be aware of your line of sight or something like that. There's a light in front of the killer that shows their cone of vision for this reason as well.
>>30855995She wants to play with JP
>>30856527check and check, even nigger'd someone and didn't get me perma'd
>>30856428>actually putting time into Imperator Romeanon...
>>30856517Lol ok newfag
>>30856428Do pc gamers really...
>>30856475Retardchama...
>>30856539anyone who cries at songs as easily as gura does definitely feels real emotions
>>30856541or make it better, who knows.
>>30856500it stops being about the game and instead becomes about the goals you set for yourself, the game is just a medium for the goal achievement
>>30856461>he actually tried to become a proI played for fun. Not that getting better isn't part of the fun
>>30856516i knew what this video would be as soon as i saw the link because her admitting to feeling like a sociopath reminded me of this very sociopathic moment
bros... gura is more boring than usual...
>>30856428>over 20k hoursyou literally could have become a world renowned professional in several different disciplines with this amount of time invested
Ame is the type of girl to say she hates anal but the moment she tries it she demands it every time
PRO AME GAMER MOVE
Ame did the cool thing this time!
>>30856445coping /u/fag
>>30856523Gura's boyfriend
>>30856428>ImperatorWhy
>>30856206DS1 is the best gameDS2 has the best armorDS3 has the best pling pling plong
>>30856025only TF2, but it is a lot of time2795 hours
>>30856575It's not the same after the yab...
>>30856475Oh J** Yab killed all the hype WOW.Take your fucking meds
>>30856558spam arams till you go vs a riot employee and call them out for having a shit client? did it for my first account
gura's uwu voice...
>>30856428>1.5 k hours in imperatorIs the game good yet or are you so starved for gsg that you play it anyways?
>>30856500I put nearly 9000 into a shitty korean MMO and I want them back.
>>30856324she's pregnant
>>30856025I'm a loser who has more than 1000 hours in Hololive.
>>30856541Not even a feet fag but that is going to hurt Gura in the confidence department
GURA BABY
Gura has inherited the Ame gamer rage
>>30856498None. I go in with no expectations because it's way more fun to see what kind of insane scenario this beautiful autist can cook up. All I know is that there's a normal date, potentially more kisses, and then a follow-up (unarchived?) karaoke date.
gura is way cuter than usual today
>>30856579Dirt blocks look yummy
>poseidon's my dadGURA?!
>>30855939>Ame makes tons of mistakesThe stream gets extended and we get more content>Mori makes mistakesNothing gets done, Mori gets stuck in infinite "I'm bad at games guys" loop, stream ends as scheduled after 1 or 2 hours.
Gurah...
>Poseidon is her dadGood luck dating her.
>>30856585When did she say that?
What does Gura do outside of steaming? Ame and Ina will talk about her day often but Gura seems to never really say what she does outside of Streaming.
Gura tilting is hilarious
>>308560251.8k in Chivalry1.3k in MordhauI probably have even more in aoe2, but steam was not a thing back then
Gura is extra cute and funny today...
>>30856586Her /u/shit is also part of it
>>30855603Not him, but it's ok anon. You're in good company.
>>30856292based
man she is doing a lot of beautiful ₕᵤhaʰᵃ variations tonight
>>30856428we /v/ now? why so many (You)s for this loser?
>>30856622Archive reps
*types pog in Ame's chat despite the emote not existing on Youtube*
>Poseidon's my dadI was literally about to post about LORE and then she crushed that rrat in real time fuck
>poseidon's not really my dadwhy would she back out of this lore, bros?
>>30856428Based /gsg/ autistI have 5k in EU4 and 1.3k in HoI4
>>30856541fag, dont make her stop talking about feet
>>30856610is that code for pussy juce
>>30856624Why do you want to know?
>>30856578Would it had been fun times tho?
Why are takos so sensitive?
>>30856624it's none of your fucking business, asswipe
>>30856579Just like Minecraft!
>>30856523A depressed gay friend that Gura knew in the past. A friend notification showed up on the switch and people spun it to be her boyfriend.
>>30856516based Mori saved us from this
>>30856555It does.
>>30856475Anon youtube acknowledge the bug then called it a feature because management can’t be fucked to fix any thing they have ruined with their smooth brain choices
Are discord fags still trying to force the Gura yab thing? We've been over this like 15 times now, just accept defeat
>>30856332gura is literally me
>>30856574When did she admit that?
>>30856636Thread about video game streamers attracts attention of people who play lots of games.More news at 11.
>>30856475Take your meds.
>>30856624She tends to her garden and play Euro Truck Sim with J**
>>30856578Not him, but that's the most depressing part when I check my time spent on games in my Steam profile...So many productive things I could've done instead like my fucking drawing or japanese reps, or literally anything else
>>30856622>>30856585Are we in fucking time loop again? It was debunked since fucking debut.
>>30856445Explain why giving your audience what it wants is suddenly a bad thing.
damn it gura give me the atlantis lore already
>>30856636People who watch videogames are likely to like playing videogames
>>30856573it always starts with fun, but once you start rising in rank pretty fast and you easily outpace your friends and really get into esports, you start to think that you can make it pro, and what was once a fun thing to do with friends becomes you screaming and yelling for 2 hours, and then having to lay down and decompress for 2 hours because youre so fucking angry that some autist made it to master without being able to do anything correct whatsoeverEventually I learned to just play both league and CS for fun again and Ill go back and play every now and again without the pressure of having to win
>>30856025>over 3k hours combined in Paradox games>800 hours in warframe>1800 in TF2>who knows how many hours in minecraft>2k+ hours in Total War gamesFucking end me. At least I have a basic grasp of geography now
>>30856639based
>>30856645because he's actually her great great great uncle as per Ina's hades stream
>>30856622Never and not only is it completely untrue but possibly was never even true
>>30856428>Imperator RomeAnon...
>>30856470literally all you have to do is ask them for their business plans that have SLAs, you fucking burger retards. you pay 5x more for the same bandwidth but much better consistency and your traffic gets prioritised so you don't get periods of dropped packets. Ame's bandwidth was fine even for 20k bitrate streaming, it just "shits the bed" for 3 minutes every 20 minutes, and an SLA would stop that from happening
>>30856555Yes.
I always feel like eating mcdonalds when I watch holos... ill never get /fit/ like this...
Fuck, I looked away and missed an Ame strat. What'd she do?
>all these sponsored streams Why is Ame such a jew?
>>30856646>/gsg/ autist>no Endless Space 2
Ame is zooming!
>>30856574Could it be they are just making fun of it? Didn't Amelia put all her images on her old twitter profile?
>>30856555This is true.
>>30856680WTF IS THIS TRUE?
>>30856624she walks to the McDonald's 15 minutes away from her house
>>30856658>gaywhy add something obviously not true? to cope?
>>30856651>>30856656I didn't mean it it in bad way. I was just wondering. Calm Down.
>>30856358Watch both. Turn down Gura when Ame sings Still Alive again.
>>30856369the doxx art...
>>30856428Ah, I see you're a willy waggler of culture as well
>>30856656This
>>30856616>>30856620No he her great great grand how many times over uncle
>>30856624Another anon says she plays games on Steam with old friends.
>>30856624Same thing most hikkis do all day. Cruise youtube, watch anime/netflix, play video games, ect.
>>30856658Thanks for some actual info friend
>>30856481if it helps maybe picture your dick getting degloved by the pressure
RESET
>>30856516Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if Mori hadn't rescued us from this.
>>30856676Barracudas want really hard to push this shit because they need something to attack Gura over
>>30856523The black tranny friend of Gura.
Numberfagging just isn't the same anymore after Youtube-kun's yab...
>>30856523>During her HER days, she had a "friend" that kept helping her out, probably editing her vids and what not>Fast forward to her 2nd RFA stream, they're still in contact with one another>Dig some of his vods, and you'll notice that they're actually "more" than friends>/hlgg/ flips out>leak it to 5ch>And here we are now... with Gura's total live viewer average plummeting after that incident, YT bug or none.
>>30856616>>30856620>>30856640>>30856645POSEIDON IS A MASSIVE FAGGOTt.Arkantos
>>30856636Anon this is fucking v bait
>>308560256.2k in TF21.2k Osu
return to monke...
am i being shtream shniped
>>30855995>>30856424I think she declined the Portal 2 co-op because she would almost certainly get impatient and tilted with Gura as she shark brains the puzzles.
>>30856620Pff, Poseidon's a bitch nigga. He's just a discount Zeus.
Gura monke
>>30856025I'm gonna post the image response in the next stream, so hurry up and kill this one.
>>30855323>>30855405>>30856369>>30856393>>30855903>>30856194>>30856267>>30856449>>30855297Are all teamates peemates? Is it something about Ame that brought our particular degeneracy together?
monke...
Gura's getting bodied lmao
>>30856690Why?Just don't eat McDonald's .You can do it.
>SEAmonkeys
>SEAniggers
>SEAMONKEYGURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heh, seamonkey
>you know what SEAmonkeys are?Gura you can't say that wtf
>>30856715There's no proof she even does that. People point to Phasmo level but fubuki got to level 100 playing offline in about the same time Gura got to like 12.
>SEAmonkey
>SeamonkeysGURA??????
Gura shitting on SEAmonkeys ON STREAM
>>30856670She made a joke and schizos here are taking it seriously even after she immediately told them it was a joke
SEAMONKEY BTFO
BASED
GURA NOO
Yes, Gura. We're fucking INFESTED with SEAmonkeys.
>>30856726Was this from a collab? I forget what’s so yab about it
>>30856624She's bonking Amepillow.
semen keys
Gura loves SEAmonkeys...
retvrn...
GURA TALKS ABOUT SEA MONKEY>SEA MONKEY BTFO
>i really like SEAmonkiesYOU HEARD IT, BOYS
>>30856733nice fanfiction
>>30856431Blunted affect (lack of emotional depth) is a classical symptom of both schizoid personality disorder and schizophrenia.So no. It's a schizo characteristic.
>do you know what SEA monkeys are?
>SEAmonkeysSHE'S HERE
>>30856743I dont have a particular love for piss, I just love anything that is from ame, and urine is one of those things
>SEAmonkeysYABE
I think I have autism watching ame play game twice
>>30856733meds
>>30856624It's really hard to explain what we do all day to normal people.t. adhd
>>30856602as long as you're playing a nation that has some flavor then the game is 'ok' at best
>>30856743Teamates have been peemates since the childhood sleepover story.
>>30856740He's Zeus with less horny but even more jerkass.
Gura so cute . . .Making cute faces.
>SEAMONKEYGURA YES
SEAMONKEYBROS....
>>30856743did you fucking miss ame talking about how she pissed on her friend's carpet once
>>30856760She has literally slipped and said she played a game with friends so yes she still plays some games with her old circle. Not that that is yab, she's allowed to have some friends.
>>30856723Yeah that helped thanks
SEAmonkeys, or SEAniggers as I like to call them
SEAmonkey's BTFO, didn't even get names
>>30856733kys
>TICK TOCK
>>30856800yes
>Your oshi>Would you let them pee on you
I haven't taken my meds. send help.
>hahaha tittyGura...
Gura... your kouhais
>>30856531what?was this some cum tribute thing?
>>30856688Yes anon but why should we have to pay for that just because some corporations decides to no compete with others and just dick over everyone
Haha N Titty
>Do you guys have SEAmonkeys?Unfortunately...
>>30856435>What are you even going to do once Kiara passes Ina?They'll probably keep posting it, but change the order, because it's easy bait.
>>30856820>NINOMAE INASHIT
>>30856743I have many fetishes and smells are a big one for me
>>30856624She can't just tell us she's sleeping with Terry crews
>>30856796Wrong, that free "tea" coupon exists
>>30856677Calm down, you fucking lunatic.Also depending on how (much) you pander it can be a bad thing..
>>30856824>Ame Yes
>>30856773doxing amelia?
Someone post the Jap vs SEAnig pic next thread
>>30856733You forgot the part where this is the third time the exact same thing happened
>SEAMONKEYYou can't call your ID kouhais that!
>>30856733t. friendless anon
>>30856791It's probably just walking around starting/stopping doing things and thinking about doing other things right?
i love you, gura!>>30856824fuck yes