/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Damn, I was one second late.

The second Monsters hear about Christmas they'd adopt it as their own.

It'd like that movie.

>His dragons still need wings to fly

>>30846257
Don't worry, you've been a good boy this year.

>>30846330
Remember write to the Winter Lillim.

>>30846330
>>30846395
Can I ask the Winter Lilim for a chameleon girl gf?

>>30846092
>evil
*lonely and misunderstood

>>30846455
>Evil villainess gets instant loss'd through a hug from a kind and sweet young man

kiseru smoking fish

>>30846239
Reminder that dressing up as Santa makes you a target

>>30846433
Why would the snowlim be handing out reptiles?

>>30846395
Fuck the winter lilim, I want a tomboy lilim

Excuse me while I throw hands with this rat-bastard >>30846092 who insinuated that ryus could be evil.
but an evil ryu does sound hot

Just a reminder you should go and surrender yourself at your nearest orc tribe. Life's better this way trust me.

>3rd grade classroom
>teacher hands out the worksheets
>that one demon that draws pentagrams and devil-related stuff next to the name space above the questions
>autistic leanen sidhes draws characters from various anime and whatever video games she played on the back of the sheet
>gazer draws a hyper-realistic image of an eye after she finishes her work

>>30846687
>agree to attend "nerdy games night" organized by your tomboy MG coworker to not look like an even worse social outcast than you already are
>enter her apartment and see her like this
>"oh anon I'm so sorry I forgot to tell you, other girls called that they can't be here tonight"
>"but since you're here already, I have these neat 2-player games to play!"

>>30846641
For lolis, White Horns, and loli White Horns.
>>30846678
Because she's not keeping them at her place and they need a warm home.

>>30846687
Walking in on that is instant mindbreak, she should know better if she wants to actually play any games

Welcome to Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack!
May I take your order, sir?

At what age do young sandworms leave their mother's shell?

>>30847366
Yeah can you give me directions for the Cake Pub please

>>30846957
>to not look like an even worse social outcast than you already are
I don't care, there's no point trying to pretend I'm not a friendless loser, they'd just laugh at my attempts anyway.

>>30847366
I'd like the Chocolate Holst-Milkshake, short-stack please.

>>30847366
Can i get a uuuuuuhhhhhhhh....

New commission, this time featuring a wight presenting her daughter.
https://files.catbox.moe/7fcgp1.png

I'm ashamed that the girls I'm most attracted to are the human looking ones

>>30847781
I bet a bapho's goat milk milkshake would be delicious.

Impregnate JK onies.

>>30848155
>onies
*onis
How the fuck did I do that?

>>30848102
It's fine anon, your taste is yours, if you allow yourself to be attracted to the most unhuman ones then you risk going down the road to furry heresy.

>>30847366
One puppi cunni please! Can I have it gift wrapped as well?

>>30847366
One Sea Bishop, please.

>>30847896
I never really got why so many waifu fags end up becoming daughteru dickers.
Then again, I don't get lolis in general so maybe that's a reason.

>>30848704
Aren't KDF and Wightfag the only daughteru dickers?

>>30846687
>nopan
>'vulnerable' position (when is a lim ever truly vulnerable?)
she's baiting me and it's WORKING
IT'S WORKING AAAAAA
ALL I'D HAVE TO DO IS GRAB AND LIFT THAT ANKLE TO START RAILING LILIMPUSS AAAA

>>30848762
Yes, but actually no.

>>30848762
The only ones open about it, yeah.

>>30848762
The only that get commissions to my knowledge.

>>30848799
>ALL I'D HAVE TO DO IS GRAB AND LIFT THAT ANKLE TO START RAILING LILIMPUSS AAAA
She knows you won't dare to make the first move, at least not at first. She's going to skillfully shift her position so that you never get the full view of the goods, until "lim pussy" is the only thing on your mind.
Then she will take responsibility for putting you in such state and you will mindbreak yourself just from the insertion, no special lilim magic needed.

>>30848398
No abs. Still nice to have a Jinko cosplay, I guess.

What kind of gifts does White Horn-san in Winterstown need?

WAAAGH! except it's a horde of P'Orcs on a sex rampage

>>30848775
What that article leaves out is that the mermaids were the Coast Guard that rescued him

>>30849369
You'd think getting raped by a coast guard would make the news.

>>30846687
>The less clothes she has on, the better she plays
Go ahead and draw your last pathetic card, Anon.

Is anyone else getting a forbidden 403 for some of the pastebin shorts or is that on me

>>30847389
I headcanon about 5 years old when they stop living in mommy's mouth.
But for the next 10 years or so, they don't leave their parents. They stick close by, going wherever they go.

Then by 15 years old or so, they go off on their own.
Unless they find a husband before then, at which case, they'll probably go off on their own at that time.

I also headcanon sandworms to average lifespan is well over 10,000 years old. Of course, consuming spice they produce can practically make them and you immortal since there's an infinite supply

Post foxes

TO ALL WRITEFAGS

Pastebin has decided to remove just about every single fucking post off the entire website. If your paste contains profanity, which if they're NSFW they probably will, it has been forcibly privated and you cannot unprivate them. Back up your work immediately before they decide to delete them for good too!

Fuck - all that lost writing. Feels bad.

>>30850390
I was wondering what happened

>>30850390
Yup, I'm seeing it happening in a lot of other nsfw threads too, haven't seen any official word on what they constitute as "offensive" but considering the way a lot of the internet is going porn is a safe bet.

>>30850390
Fucking hell, why?

>>30850390
>tfw wrote all my stories locally so I still have everything
That's still way fucked, good looking out anon.

>>30850390
Do we like... have a plan B?

>>30850537
Pastebin has been on the skids for a while now, especially since they removed the search function for some reason. It's probably not doing too hot, so they're being reactionary and trying to attract advertisers by purging certain types on content in the clumsiest and most obnoxious way possible. The filter is so broad that even innocuous pastes are locked away by the pastebin police. This is borderline apocolyptic for a lot of writefags and for readers who might have favourites that are in pastebins owned by dead authors. I know I do, and now there's no way to back them up for myself.

>>30850654
Cripes. They could have just divided it based off of age range.

>>30850654
Same. The loss of those pastes is something I should have seen coming, but I guess every single dead/moved on writefag's work is just poof.

>>30850390
Yeah, I checked Magus anon and almost all of his work was remove.

>>30850719
Hope he still has copies of his shit.

>>30850719
At least he's still alive, and penywise moved to another platform. A lot of writefags have made their own blogs. All isn't lost, at the very least.

>>30850749
Has the aggregator been updated to include other sites?

>>30850792
No, it's purely a thread scraper for pastebin links. However, allow me to share one or two links I can recall. Also, there's always TFT- some writefags double uploaded to both pastebin and TFT.
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70227876/FrontPage
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/

>>30850390
https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A/folder/zzwA2RJR
There's an archive of most stuff in the fan stories folder

>pastebin's on lock
I just got off my ass and wrote something too

>>30850390
So what do we do now?
TFT?

tfw no berserker waifu

>>30851211
Remember to make kittens with evilest cat.

>>30851211
Your love for her must be like a truck, because her hips impacting yours will be as well.

>>30850815
Seeing this commission posted so much is kinda nice, I'm especially fond of how it turned out

The only way I can see anubis.moe working now is if writefags all make their own blogs and then post pastes that ONLY have the links to those blogs, so the SMART filters don't get tripped. Seafoam's stuff is like that, and it's the only working link in anubis.moe right now.

>>30851241

She'd really be the ultimate mom. Her love for kids is unchanged, even after becoming a better version of herself.

>>30851308

I only wish she came along sooner, or that I had waited.

>>30851442
She also got a bust upgrade by going into that form.

>>30850907
>even I'm in there
whoever put this together was thorough

>>30851524

It's like they said, "She's cool and all, but that vow of chastity is a bummer. Let's upgrade absolutely everything about her."

>>30850390
Damn, there goes almost half of the translations from my pastebin. I mean, they're still up on MGR but I guess now I'll have to post them on my mega or something as a secondary option.

>>30851675
check the mega archive here >>30850907, maybe they are in it?

>>30851588
Well, chastity is technically no funny stuff till marriage.
Celibacy is the full on no sex.

>>30851870
>The Jar

>>30850390
I blame pornhub for this, what's next? Will the entire internet be sfw?

>>30851849
"Funny stuff" is the marriage for monster girls.

>>30851849

Huh, I didn't know that. Nice.

>>30851949
"Hey, Anon, wouldn't it be funny if we were married, haha? SIGN THE DAMN CONTRACT."

>>30851940
The normies will inherit our kingdom whilst we ascend to the astral plane of autism.

>>30851940
Paste bin had a lot on erotic content on it and the owners probably didn't want to be known hosting them. They were just waiting for the right time to pull the content.

>>30852039

It's unfortunate that the wild west era of the net ended a long time ago. What we're seeing now is the modernization, I guess. It's like a forest being replaced by a concrete jungle.

And it's pretty shit.

>>30851191
i hope not, i dont wanna have to go into some rando's discord just to post shit

>>30850390
what if you encrypt the fic so their algoritm can't read it?

>>30852264
soon we won't be able to have anything but the most basic of vanilla art and people will be tryna sell you lewds on the corner

>>30851940
pastebin has always had the nsfw rule, some authors had their works deleted if someone was autistic enough to report them. The sensitive content filter came into effect a few months back now, seen the writing on the wall when it happened.

>>30850390
I fucking told you it's gonna happen months ago but you didn't believe it and asked for proof and shit

>>30851940
>I blame pornhub for this
Nah, pastebin made "smart" system for tagging NSFW stuff months ago, it is possible pornhub accelerates it but they always wanted to kill NSFW

>>30850815
That's my wife!

>>30851940
>>30852872
What's going on with pornhub? I would think if anybody wanted porn to be accessible it'd be the porn site.

All this anti porn sentiment is incredibly foolish in the long run.
That which is suppressed eventually remerges in the form of demons, and unfortunately not the cute kind.

>>30852952
Mastercard and Visa flexed their corrupt corporate muscles on pornhub which caused pornhub to mass delete questionable videos to get them to reverse.

>>30852952
They nuked themselves after Visa and Mastercard stopped processing payments for them because of consistent issues with underage content on the site.

>>30852952
They purged all of their videos that weren't from verified or partnered or whatever the fuck creators. Ostensibly to cut down on CP and rape shit after Visa and Mastercard stopped allowing transactions to them or something like that

>>30852646
>>30851940
The internet will never go fully sfw. Pornhub only removed 90% of their videos because credit card companies were pulling out because was of illegal content on there.

>>30852984
Its not about the future for the people who do this. Its only about the control they want here and now.

>>30853010
>>30853017
>>30853028
>>30853056
Fucking hell, just fucking open the goddamn portals already and save us from this retarded reality.

>>30852952
NYT posted a hitpiece about how pornhub is full of CP and revenge porn, credit companies refused to work with them and pornhub deleted all unverified user videos.
Now pornhub is nothing but 10~ min ads for full videos from big porn companies.

>>30853176
That hitpiece was pushed by an anti porn moralfag group using the illict stuff as a way to get someone to publish a story. Pornhub had less of a problem with that shit than youtube or twitter do.

>>30852027
>fem milf Todd Howard demon that keeps popping out of more and more ridiculous places telling you "SIGN IT AND SIGN IT AGAIN"

>>30853233
Hello XVideos

>>30851091
I thought he was already married to Miia.

How long until Newgrounds starts starts hosting writefags?

Come to the desert.

>>30848775
that's the face of a man that fucked his way out of hell

>>30853356
>A monster that makes you keep marrying her even though you're already triple married to her

>>30853497
I'd Kneel

>>30853398
Miiafag is white.

>>30853391
Funny though, they got spooked the other day too. Anything hinting at incest, non-consent roleplay, sleep sex and other fetishes had their video names and tags changed.
Seems the internet's in the middle of a porn purge.

>>30853233
Pornhub has always had big cp problem.

>>30853516
>both pairs of your hands look like gold mittens from all the wedding bands

>>30850390
They played us like a damn FIDDLE!

How would an amazon or an oni react if I gave her a wedding ring?

>>30853583
Fucking moral authoritarians. Do they not know that these dumbasses own shit will be next the more power they give to this garbage.

>>30853726
You get locked in the rape hut.

>>30853749
I mean, I get purging certain crap, but other stuff isn't even as bad as what they should be targeting.

>>30853771
Being selective is too much effort. Easier to just load filters with keywords and let it loose when you don't give a shit about collateral damage.

>>30853726
>Amazon: Rape Hut
>Oni: Perpetual partying.

>>30853497
Looks rather moist for a desert.

>>30853516
Don't you quadruple e want her soul, though?

>>30850390
Hooooooooooly shit. What a fucking nightmare. Felt like the number of active writefags has been dwindling for a while, but to have all the old shit wiped out, too? Fuck this year.

>>30853910
Right when we most need to jerk off, too.

>>30853893
She doesn't have four souls to give.

>>30853893
Many deserts meet the ocean. Also oases, also Not-Nile.

>>30853910
The archives are what really hurts. Current writefags will just move somewhere else. It's the lost old stuff from dead authors that really hurt.

>>30850390
In retrospect we really should have seen this coming and moved everything somewhere else a while ago.

It's not like the writing hasn't been on the wall.

>>30846239
why can't they be reaaal...

I want to cross blades with an ochi to prove my worth.

>>30850390
Glad I put everything on Google Drive before. I'm even in the mega, I find that neato.

>>30854053
>>30854106
The MEGA posted earlier in the thread seems to have a pretty comprehensive collection of authors. Not everyone I'm sure but there's a lot of stuff

>>30854136
After poorly crossing blades with a Ochi Anon was forced to become her 'master' for his safety.

>>30854230
Well, it was worth a try. At least I'll be safer. Even in bed.

>>30853749
We are seeing the death throes of a mad beast, the age of Pisces is coming to an end.
Sell gold, buy internet clout.
We feast upon the corpse of God this solstice.

>>30854136
I'm going to have a drinking contest against the h'orc warlord! The winner gets to have sex with the loser, so the stakes are pretty high!

Jingle bells, lamia tails
Centaur girls with braids
Harpy girls chirp with cheer
And the onis drank all the beer!

>>30854458
>"Should someone tell da boss that she sucks at drinking? She goes down after a few beers."
>"Nah, let's see how this plays out. That human boy is a real cutie."

>>30854136
I'm going to play a game of monkey in the middle with a dulluhan using her head.

>>30854687
I want to steal a dullahans head and use it like a onahole.

>>30854041
Naughty-Nile, you say?

>a single human male enters her vicinity
>neuron activation - hound sees action
>"GRRR, AAAAHHH, ROOOOAAARRR, HUUUUMAAAAANN, NOOOO MERCYYY"

>get isekai'd to MGE
>end up somewhere in the middle of Order territory
>don't speak the language, have no skills and am socially retarded autist, no idea where am I and how to get anywhere and have no money
>end up starving on the streets
Ever worry about this kind of scenario?

>>30855327
I'll just pantomime my middle school knowledge of agriculture until they revere me.

Will you guys read the links if i start posting on FF.NET or AO3?

>>30855537
Who?

>>30855537
Maybe.

If you teenk you can leave this country without kissing a fox, hehehehehe, you are dead wrong.

>>30855300

Bad dog!

>>30855684
It's Beast, he does the monster girl roulette among other stories.

One of the three will happen to you when you're teleported to the MGE world, but luckily for you, you get to pick which:
>Become a jabberwock's fetish dummy - she'll explore all her /d/eviant fetishes on you despite your protests or enthusiasm
>Become a stinky yeti's captive - trapped in her cabin miles away from civilization, she'll love you and pamper you, but she doesn't wash properly and has a thing for facesitting and kissing
>Become sandworm food - quickly devoured by the beast of the sands, you'll spend the rest of your days living in a monster's mouth, and you'll rarely see the light of day again

Which outcome will you choose?

>>30855976
So what counts as "/d/eviant" to the jabberwock? So long as it isn't NTR or dangerous to our health I guess she would be better than the other two.

Before a man penetrates a titania's pussy, the man's penis must be marinated immensely in the cunny juices of fairies and pixies before proceeding with being violated by their queen

>>30855976
>They're all shit
If I wanted to spend the rest of my life with a gross woman, I would just stay here.

>>30855976
2, 2, 2!

>>30855976
I'll take a smelly yeti and a warm bath I can bait her into cuddling me in. That's not even a difficult thing to take care of. I like sandworm, but I'd need to go outside sometimes.

>>30856112
The human mind cannot comprehend a jabberwock's depravity. Browse /d/ and attempt to imagine stuff 10 times wackier and weirder, and you've only scratched the surface. /d/ to jabberwock is like missionary sex for the purpose of procreation for normal folks

>>30855976
The yeti sounds the most normal so I'll pick her.

big banshee underboob

>Sabbath loli lures you to her van promising cool records and beer
>"here are the prog rock vinyls onii-chan!"
>opens the door
>it's just her friends
>they're all in extremely lewd outfits
>before you can even rotate 360 degrees to walk away you're already under 4 different charm spells
>"wait, it's all cunny?"
>"always has been"
many such cases

>>30856305
Would a gamer banshee use the gamer word or just cry?

>>30856220
So hard no then.
>>30856322
Actually can I go with the Sabbath instead? Minus the charm spells, I don't like things messing with my mind and I am willing to go of my own accord.

>>30855537
Of course Beast, of course

>>30856410
Just get in the damn van, onii-chan.

>>30855537
I'll read the links from both but would you post on TFT?

>>30856368
both

>>30856322
Kurofufuru needs to stop telling little girls how to kidnap and rape adult men

>>30856648
That's a gamer moment.

>>30856667
Gonna hug that oni.

>>30856322
That'd suck. Living the rest of my life as a flesh dildo for some random girls I've never met before would make me want to off myself.

>Apophis teaching a graped Pharaoh how to dance
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1339186040934809600

>>30856485
Ok ok, I'm coming. Kids these days, so impatient

>>30856748
If monster girls existed, women would form SS units within days.

>>30856832
That wasn't suppose to be a reply.

>>30850390
Nothing of value from my personal library was lost, I'm more worried about stories from other, more palatable writers.

>>30856832
if monster girls existed, women would bitch on social media for days until they were fully assimilated

Ride wife
Life good

>>30857300

>>30857300
This with night gaunt.

>>30857300
Gonna build her a brood

>>30856485
What kind of music does Marune listen to? I want in her van. Or maybe Grelia's, but the van is an ambulance and there is no music, only sirens. Also, not even onii-chan is allowed to ride for fun.

>>30856832
Maybe, but MG would have /ss/ units formed before they even marched.

>>30856832
and they would lose, just as the old SS did. The real question is do they want drag this out or accept monetarization and reform themselves into something suitable for the incubi men are to become.

>>30857549
Oh anon you card

>>30857549
I do like a girl in uniform.

>>30857803
>"Are you hiding any men in your basement Anon"

>>30857992
Do I look like an Alp ma’am.

>>30857992
>"Are you hiding any men in your basement Anon"
>"OR WOMEN!"
>"Yes, or women... You really must do something about your corruption fetish, Charlotte, it's a disgrace to der Demon Lord.

>>30858324

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you must be suitably festive for 'winter time loving'.
Bad sweaters, eggnog and fireplaces are recommended for setting the mood, as is Christmas music.

>>30858602

I hate christmas. Good night.

>>30858324
Do you really want me to answer that?

>>30858602
What the fuck is eggnog

>>30858651
Grinch monster girl incoming

>>30858651
t. Ice Queen

>>30858651
[Krampus intensifies]

>>30857911
Monster Gyms are scary places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e1SQmt9WtQ

>>30850390
>this
>pornhub kerfluffle
What the fuck is happening?

>>30859017
Kc hasn't done krampus yet hasn't huh

Gonna confess to a flatfish and put a ring on that tail

>>30853553
I'd hope she pushes my face against her butt if I did

>>30859387
There's plenty of room in the sack.

>>30859289
It's over, Anon, Masturbation is finished! Once everyone's gotten the vaccine and they can count how often we fap we'll never be able to touch ourselves again!

>>30859289
The final act of 2020.

>>30859768
There's two weeks left motherfucker, don't you dare say that.

>>30855537
I'd say AO3. FF.net has stricter lewd rules and you can't download from FF.net.

>>30850390
Again one example and reminder to save and archive everything, its most likely gonna get worse in coming years.

>yiff party went down
>Pornhub deleted all the h game videos
>Pastebin has gone nuclear
worst part is ikeggCL has decided to quit and he said he would update his pastebin for the last time and I don't know if he even got the chance, he posted the best monster girl h game content. Which god do I have to appease to get them to stop destroying all the good content on the internet?

>>30860644
YHWH

Gonna confess to my snek senpai who's too cool for school.

>>30858439
Then you clearly have no need to search the house :^)

>>30858602
>wife puts on a christmas themed virgin killer sweater

>>30850390
I think they might also be filtering anything that starts lines with ">". I've seen a couple with no NSFW content tagged as NSFW.

>>30861270
I wonder if those three line shitpost greentexts were privated

>>30860644
RIP IkeggCL

>>30859768
>>30859902
Rolling for portals

>>30850390
So is anyone going to make a new story archive/posting site? I think /monster/ made one months ago but it's obviously a ghost town

>>30860644
>ikeggCL
> he posted the best monster girl h game content
Never heard of him. What did he do? Any links?

>>30861665
Oh, Anon, why would anything good happen? But here's hoping.

>>30861923
He posted the request button series which was the h scenes for mgq and did paradox version as well, besides that he mostly posted monster girl h game scenes. And the only links left are on his pornhub feed with some google drives of his stuff but that’s not everything

>Be me
>Human male in MG empire
>Rescued from abusive mistress
>Managed to get out with an eye and a hand intact
>Placed in a slave infirmary to heal
>Told they found a new owner for me
>Given to maternity ward to act as a comfort male to hot and bothered pregnant monstergirl girls
>My very first patient is a 11 month pregnant centauress who knows about my past
>Supposed to meet her in five minutes
What am I in for? Please help. I can already hear her

>>30862486
I don't understand. They're pregnant. Don't they already have men?

You must have misunderstood the job description.

Do you think lilims are powerful enough to make men not succumb to magical altering of behavior and enjoy them struggle as they rape them?

>>30862701
no

>>30862767
why not?

Oh man, automatons sure do like penguins.

>>30862860
A Lilim trying to turn off her passive magic would be rather like a human trying to stop their own heart I'd think. A completely autonomous system.

>>30850390
Everything is still present in my pastebin, albeit locked to everyone but myself. I also have saved local copies of everything I've ever written, so no worries.

If anyone has suggestions as to where I can migrate too, let me know.

>>30850958
Were you the hellhound guy from last thread?

Hug foxes.

>>30858923
delicious

Hellhound more like smellhound

Do catgirls take cat food or human food

>tfw no cute monster imoutos to do wholesome sibling stuff with

>>30863292
>tfw no cute monster daughterus to do wholesome parenting stuff with
>also sex

>>30862994
To all writefags - back up your stories here https://cqi.slash.monster/

>>30863500
Wrong link https://slash.monster/

>>30863328
That's a good meaty shark.

>>30863531
Ugh. What is this passfile. I do everything on my phone. Will that work?

>>30863702
It should work, you just need to choose the downloaded passfile (don't try to open it) while you log in. Also for writefags - some can try to use pbworks.

>>30864213
Shady as fuck, but it seems you just threw something together quickly, so thanks for the effort.

>>30859594
What's with the bag? It's too small to be a sandworm, and too toothy to be an onahole, so what is it?

>>30863328
I wish to cuddle this shark and tell her how cute she is. I will not give in to fear or stereotype in order to accomplish this goal.

>>30860644
The mayans were off by 8 years due to an unfortunate rounding error, time to rev up them human sacrifices boys.

This is your south american feathered serpent goddess for the end times.

>>30859594
Do not tempt me
>>30864329
It's my hole. It was meant for me.

>>30864285
>>30864285
I didn't made monster.slash, it's /monster/ project. If you think it's too shady, you can use pbworks. Example:
http://beardicus.pbworks.com/w/page/112899016/FrontPage

>>30861479
No, they're still public.
I've been thinking about doing some more this weekend. Should I stick to what I've been doing before, or should I spice up the three lines to be more than just
>Scenario without monster
>Name of monster or name of what the monster is based off of
>Same thing as line one, but now with monster

>>30864589
Well it's better than one with abs and weird chin piercings.

>>30864589
I, for one, welcome our big titty drunken incest dragon overlords.

>>30864589
but i wanted huitzilopochtli

>>30864732
Gesundheit

>>30864589
Quetzalcoatl didn’t accept human sacrifices though

Don't worry everyone, I had a backup of my old yeti greentext. I know everyone was panicking, but there's no need for alarm.

In all seriousness I don't think I can make it without the occasional decent MG story. Where will they go?

Yetis!

>>30863155
Catgirls take DICK.

>>30865507
Yes they do.

>>30849760
Indeed idk if they made it private or its like a server maintenance or something

>>30865507
Sir that is clearly a cow.

>>30865588
Was that a racial slur? Don't titshame.

>>30865668
I call 'em like I see 'em.

>Father! We must install a chimney into the lair so as to lure Santy Claws here!
What do dragon-dad?

Image the intimacy of her whippy antennae.
Total cuddlebugs, good hunters, adoring mothers.

>>30850390
Good. Now I can truly fade back to obscurity without worrying about some faggot finding my old pastes.

>>30867112
You can pet a centipede? Didn't know that. I try to pet hairy caterpillars but they usually get spooked

>>30850390
Well that's a shame but I'd all but quit writing anyway.

I made a contract with a demon to become rich and now I'm her secretary at her company, sure the pay is great but she constantly leers at me and asks me to do degrading things like jerking me off into her coffee. Am I allowed to retire early since I made more than enough to live comfortably?

>>30867165
The larger pedes have a weirdly disproportionate intelligence to them- nothing like, say, tarantulas or scorpions. They absolutely can learn to recognize 'you' as safe and friendly, to a nearly mammalian degree.
Actually doing it takes a) serious experience dealing with pedes in general beforehand so you can 'read' them and know how to treat them and b) massive balls, because most of their bites are godawful terrible
That particular guy is an absolute madman for having accomplished that kind of relationship, where he can 'pet' it, nevermind SCRATCHING IT'S 'CHIN' without getting chomped.

>>30867165
oh, and I'd also avoid touching hairy caterpillars unless you know for sure that it's a "safe" species- the hair is often venomous.

>>30867605
My country doesn't have bugs that dangerous to people. Except ticks that carry Lyme's disease.

>>30867104
Paper mache chimney and a santa costume made out of some velvet drapes the wife has laying around.

>>30867352
Getting promoted to househusband, eh?

>>30867104
>(Laughing Creeping Coin)

>A male human being born from a monster is ultra rare but it can happen
Jesus, imagine how much attention and love he gets. The kid probably has a dozen future arranged marriage requests just one week after being born. That is, if his older sisters don't claim him first.

>>30869120
Sauce now

>>30869120
How easy would a centaur be able to birth a human?

Wikifag here
https://www.mediafire com/file/6je1u5x6g1hyro3/Fan_Stories.rar/file
Archive of all stories as of 18.12.2020, so you don't have to wait for MEGA.

>>30869120
The most adored. Not sure if it'd be better to sequester the lad for his safety, socialize him to think of himself as a monster, or just line up the best team of tutors possible to make gigachad.
>>30869393
In terms of mana? Probably as hard as for any monster. Physically it'd be really easy as long as they had a good midwife.

>>30869359
>He doesn't recognize Kloah

>>30869616
S-so our legacy lives? But where will writers write from now on?

>>30863531
A work in progress site?

POV: you took an alternative path in the woods

>>30870548
Sorry, not into bugs even if I happen to think centipede snuggle piles are adorable.

Quick question, lads.
Do stuffed toys bogeyfie?
I know KC didn't elaborate on it but im just curious..

[SPOILER]
Because i've been cuddling with one since i was 16
[/SPOILER]

>>30870720
I've been cumming into the same cloth every other nut for fifteen years and it isn't even showing wear.
Gonna use it as a death shroud one day so I get a tsukumogami in the next life.

>>30870777
Best wishes anon

>>30870777
Most excellent

>>30865027
Just because a feathered serpent with fat tits is too rich for human sacrifice, that doesn't mean the sacrifices weren't made.

>>30870777
Imagine the smell.

>>30871101
Not much, surprisingly.
Dries out quickly enough and washes completely.

>>30872434
>washes
But that washes the buildup of your spirit energy as well

>>30872453
My plan has been defeated by hygiene?
This is miserable.

>>30872484
What you should do is apply perfume to her. Don't you understand girls at all?

>>30872453
>spirit energy
>hollow_men.greentext

Ah yes. Only on /jp/ can I find such careful thought being put into the care and "love" of a cum rag. There is no Fallen God.

>>30872616
You lack conviction and will never know true love. Change your ways.

>>30872616
Guys are gonna form emotional attachment with any regular feature of their lives, especially if it brings them comfort.
Where do you think these youkai came from in the first place?

>>30872645
Listen, if true love isn't the knowledge I can summon my Ushi-Oni waifu through any wall in an instant, all because I stubbed my toe, I don't know what is. Just wash your jerk-off rag, seriously.

>>30872616
>There is no Fallen God.
Yeah well you should be thankful someone is literally taking the matters into his own hands and is working on resolving this flaw.

>>30872743
But I have no rag, I recycle my semen to prevent sewer mutants from obtaining my precious bodily fluids

>Be low level grunt
>Lilim puts out orders to capture hero
>Find him in tavern desperately trying to recruit party members
>Must’ve used charisma as his dump stat
>What a casul
>Agree to join him
>Instant we leave town I bonk him on the head
>Tie him up then realize I have to carry him from the starting village to the lilim’s castle
>Worst part wasn’t realized till he woke up and tried to turn me to the side of good the whole time with his dumb friendship speeches
>Make sure to “accidentally” drop him a few, couple, dozen times
>Somehow make it all the way to her lewdness’s castle unmolested
>She must’ve jilled on him while he was sleeping or something to mark him
>Lilim sees wrapped up present and yanks him from me and does her villain speech of corruption
>Notices scrapes and dirt on him and insults me for being rough with him
>Pales in comparison with the threats she hurls at me when she notices the bruise on the back of his head
>Use what little confidence I have to ask for a reward
>Granted the reward of my life
Is there a minion union or anything I can contact about mistreatment?

Don't you fucking dare try to pull out or you'll be tried in court of law

>>30873187
Why would the Lilim not go capture the hero herself or send a high level (already married, to be safe) monster grunt?

>>30873393
But if I don't pull out my cat detector, how will I know you're not a Doppleganger in disguise?

>>30873187
>Is there a minion union or anything I can contact about mistreatment?
Well, you're not guild associated, so that's your first issue.
The adventuring guild has very strong unions and requirements for their members.
Join today!

>>30873878
For me? It's the Morag Tong

>>30874630
>Play Skyrim
>See reference to Jorrvaskr
>Immediately think of ratatoskr because of name ending
>Strong desire to fuck ratas
>Have to stop playing to rub one out to ratas

Any anons have similar triggers that make you think of monster girls, whether in games or IRL?

Hacking terminals in FO makes me think of a baphomet sitting on my lap as I play. Anything worm related gets me thinking about sandworms. At work, a certain spot makes me think of Spanish minotaurs. Whenever I play the lottery, I think of kikis because I start thinking about owning a mansion and needing a meido. February makes me think of black harpies. Football and BBQ makes me think of p'orcers. Minecraft makes me think of anubises and horny monster girls taunting me over voice chat with lewd words

>>30875087
I try not to interrupt an actual gaming session for that. Even so I'm probably on my phone during loading screens fapping to whatever. But fluffy tails make me space out for a bit. Thinking of all that soft mofu and just throwing myself into it, sinking inside and just letting my troubles melt away, as she looks on in glee about the effect her body is having on me.

>>30865482
Don't fall for her tricks, she added sleeping aids to her hotpot so she can cuddlerape you all night

>>30875087
The Coom is STRONG within you.

>>30875319
Idle thoughts, but a common issue faced by Ratatoskr, Kitsune, and other similar girls is dealing with absolute mofusluts that are more interested in fluff than in making love.Not worry, though.
>Even if a man doesn't consciously understand carnal desire, the body knows well enough what it wants.
>From a standing position, once a man has latched on to a large, fluffy tail, or been swarmed by a number of such tails, he won't resist following along with her rocking her hips back and forth
>Soon enough that repetitive motion will have him feeling much tighter in the trouser region
>Meanwhile he'll be so blissed out on mofu that his head will be spinning
>In time he'll learn to associate mofumofu not just with arousal, but with the very mechanics of sex.
>Even cuddle sessions may see a man start idly humping a girls tail
>The next step is to start teaching him the pleasures provided by the rest of the female body.
>Painfully hard and yet still reeling from the incredible softness, the man can easily be manipulated into various positions so long as tail contact remains
>Intercural, vaginal, even an adapted sixty-nine position where he huffs fluff while the girl sucks him off
>Of all this, vaginal is the most recommended, wrapping a man's hard shaft in a woman's warm, tight, slit as he remains wrapped in her sweet, seductive fluffiness
>Again, leading him with those hip thrusts should get the ball rolling
>Now associating not just the arousal and the mechanics, but the very act of intercourse with her mofu
Mofusluts are easy. Unless the girl reacts too strongly to the dick, but that's a different issue

>>30861665
>off by one
That figures

>>30867561
Tarantulas are actually very smart too.

>>30876022
>Adapted from "Mamono and the Male Mind" by Dr. Gina Azer

>>30870548
Solve the problem before it becomes one.

Is there any consensus where future stories are going to be posted?

>>30876520
TL to morse code and then play over ham radio probably.

Slimes are comfy

>>30876520
/monster/ have their own site, someone should make one too. Or use theirs

>>30876851
>Or use theirs
Weird. I started humming the baseline to "Come Together" after reading that. Fwiw /tg/ also got hit.

>>30876520
Kind of a scramble. Personally, I don't really want to use the one from ochochan as their users tend to be flaky as hell and I don't want to see an ELHing on a scale where a dude like that is in control of actually hosting the content.

>>30877938
Squishy

>>30876852
Can Ms. lich please stop making her womb glow? It's making my eyes hurt.

I (and you) belong to the manticore nation.

>>30878651
Is that who is trying to take over this week?

>>30878651
Prove it.

>>30878651
Speak for yourself, I know to what nation I belong.

Pay attention.

>>30879369
Its my day off, I don't have to!

MG waifu for this feel?

>>30878651
I only associate with the Mofu Mafia, they run nice diners and pachinko bars

>>30879664
The public indecency or the NTR wibes?

>>30877186
ELHing?

Reminder that demon have superior bodies and you should worship them.

>>30879835
Got butthurt that people criticized him and took down the very first archive we had, before anubis.moe/wikifag picked up the slack

>>30879851
Imu's new model is nice, not gonna lie

>>30879835
Having a maniac episode and doing something the thread doesn't like and/or ripcording out of discords

>>30879851
how can angels even compete

>>30846820
I knew a guy who drew a really detailed picture of Jesus on the back of an exam

You're returning to your isolated hometown in the steppes after 5 years on the east coast or something and it turns out your dad died and now you have to become the town doctor just as an undead plague is starting to spread and the whole situation becomes udderly ridiculous in very short order.

>>30880744
Well that was one hell of a sentence.

>>30880162
Whatever happened to ELH after that anyhow?
I can't remember them ever being brought up with the expectation of them going on their hissy-fit.

>>30880786
Pathologic 2 is one hell of a game and you need to play it.
It has herbal brides and a tsundere childhood friend you know.

>>30879835
internet personality disease where someone has an inflated sense of self-importance and can't responsibly handle having any kind of authority without cocking it up

>>30880844
If it has qt undead then I'm signed up.

>>30880813
He had a legit stressfull moment and decided to take a step back from the community

>>30880876
The game has no cute undead, that was me making a mamonobamaing things up.
There is that one girl who hangs out in a crypt and talks to the dead though.

>>30880920
ppoor baby he was just so stressed out from having so many public meltdowns :(((((

>>30880920
>He had a legit stressfull moment
Honestly, it's hard to tell when someone is under legitimate stress and pressure or when they just go off the wall for some unknown reason.
But fairs fair I guess.

>>30880920
>a legit stressfull moment
Yeah, I guess "get caught talking shit about people behind their backs, try to lie about it and get caught about that too, and a day after that happened delete everything and publicly talk shit about the people who exposed you" counts as a legit stressful moment.

>>30881049
>>30881056
>>30881082
He was in a riot hotspot earlier this year and shit got a little out of hand IIRC