/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No.

Admit that.
She dumped you because she found your hidden yukkuri sex folder.

I guess she wasn't worth your time, OP.
Next time, don't just go for the first slut who opens her legs for you.

>3 TB of anime
you must have terrible taste

i bet you feel violated

Why would you want to keep all that anime? You can just download them again if you want to watch something again.

this thread was posted in /r9k/

thats a big hard drive

I've always wondered what hoarders plan to do with all of this stuff. I mean the music and anime *kind of* make sense I guess, but what are you going to do with 200GB of fan art? Just leave it on your HD to stagnate until your tastes change?

>>3084267
You keep all that in one folder? You have a RAID of four or more 1TB HDDs or what?

>girlfriend
>/jp/

If I didn't know better, I would have thought this was an e-peen collection comparison thread.

>Pic somewhat related. One of my favorite artists whom contributed to me being dumped.
You have nothing to lose now, post more of those pictures.

>>3084296
Look at it.

Besides, it's a compulsive behavior similar to fig collecting. What are you going to do with those, other than put them on your shelf until your tastes change?

>>3084286
Good, that's where it belongs.

>>3084296
Look at it? Post it on imageboards? What I wonder is how the hell you could have 200GB of fan art. I have less than 10GB from several years of saving pictures I like. I guess if you just save absolutely everything or something...

>>3084296
I like to have everything that exits of what I like.
Same as people who collect stamps.
I feel especially happy whenever I find a new piece nobody has.

Mine thinks figs are cool and envies my massive 'hard drive' as well as what fills it.

And it's already been mentioned but 3TB of anime? What, is that all Bleach and Naruto or something?

This is a copy-and-pasted post. The person who originally wrote this has never had a girlfriend.

Everyone here is exactly like me; and if they say they're not, they're lying.

>>3084333
Lots and lots of different 12, 24, and 51 episode anime in varying sizes from 704x400 to 1920x1080

>>3084267
Hey is that real sketches by Gofu?

why did she break up with you? was a lot of it porn?

>>3084346
No, it was all just normal stuff. She probably thinks I'm human trash now.

>>3084333
Let's say you like 720p anime, which averages at ~350 megabytes per episode. That would be... 900,000 eps?
I don't think even Naruto and Bleach have gone on that long.

>>3084333
Let's say you like 720p anime, which averages at ~350 megabytes per episode. That would be... 9,000 eps?
I don't think even Naruto and Bleach have gone on that long.

Maybe he has uncompressed blu-ray rips?

>>3084361
she saw the real you

>>3084368
>900,000

>>3084361
so you have a decent relationship, things are going well, you hide your powerlevels enough when you see her, but she finds you have some hobby-related stuff on your computer that's not porn and she dumps you on the spot? where's the rest of the story for this copypasta?

Truthfully OP, if she dumps you just over seeing what your hobbies and interests are, then clearly she's not the one for you.
It is indeed sad that you no longer have a relationship. But hopefully you'll find a girl who at least has the decency to tolerate and accept your hobby.

>>3084361
You should be happy. If your girlfriend can't even accept your hobbies or make any effort to accommodate them, then she's not that great of a person.

Now you can be with your 2D waifus.

/jp/ - Blog/General

>>3084376
You caught my typo, congratulations.

>>3084391
a typo, sure

>>3084387
>>3084387
>>3084387
>>3084387
>>3084387
>>3084387

Funny story, my girlfriend caught me peeing on her floor today and also dumped me.

What a bitch.

>You should be happy. If your girlfriend can't even accept your hobbies or make any effort to accommodate them, then she's not that great of a person.

>>3084387
>great of a person.

Why do people do this? There should be no "of" there.

>>3084409
If you're a hick or a kid, sure.

>>3084409
I think both are correct.

>>3084267
Just pray she won't report you for having lolicon material.
I'd erase or heavily crypt on an external HD your collection to be sure.

>>3084435
No. An adjective simply cannot possess anything. That's just crazy.

>>3084437
crypt?

>>3084463
Explain "a kind of a person", then.
Is that wrong as well?

>>3084491
"Kind" isn't an adjective there, silly.

>>3084463
It's an idiom, bro.

>>3084267
You have a 4 terabyte hard drive?

How the fuck would you afford it? Those fuckers are expensive.

If you have a hard drive that big, then why do you even have a girlfriend? It's practically a wife in and of itself.

>>3084565
Probably a raid setup from a handful of 1tbs.

>>3084565
RAID 0

>>3084409
Because I am not an EXPERT GRAMMARIAN. My apologies, I'll try to remember this next time.

my girlfriend is as big a weeaboo as me so i never have to worry about that

>>3084318
Well one could argue that collecting stamps can retain some sort of monetary collectors value or be passed down or something. I think collections of things that are tangible make sense, but it's not like you're going to pass down your hard-drive.

Find a girl who isn't a superficial bitch.

I've hid my interests before to attract women too. It works great if you just want hot sexings, because many more women are willing to have sex with you if you don't have figures lining your bed. But it works like shit for relationships, because you end up with chicks you have no real common ground with, and you inevitably get sick of pretending to not be interested in shit you really like.

>>3084688
It's not as if collecting images costs you anything (except tiny amounts of memory), and it's not as if you're going to pass on your ero figure collection or whatever either.

"Value" isn't simply resale. Well, maybe it is to you, but that would be a pretty bleak existence.

>>3084724
I'm not trying to be demeaning towards people who have massive digital collections so you don't need to keep bringing up figures as if I'm pretending I'm better than anyone else, I'm just saying that mass digital storage in terms of everyone with a computer being able to amass "collections" of things hasn't been around for very long, so I'm just wondering what plans, if any, people have for their massive numbers of files.

>>3084545
No it's not. It's poor grammar. I don't think you know what an idiom is.

>My girlfriend just dumped me

>when she comes over

huh?

>>3084579
I wasn't aware that anyone on /jp/ would be able to set up something like that themselves.

>>3084743
Can't you see I'm trying to pick a fight with you and your stupid opinions?
Geez, at least play along, you faggot.

>>3084756
Do you want someone to explain it to you?

>>3084743
I buy dvd's, manga, and vns (yup. ಠ_ಠ.) so my 'file' collections turn into physical stuff eventually for the most part and are deleted once I have that.

>>3084778
It's not that difficult.

>>3084778
I think you're the only person stupid enough to have problems setting up a RAID system. It's not complicated.

>>3084810
I've done it before. But I don't always assume that people that know how to use the internet and pirate stuff would know how to build their own system.

I remember one Anon on /jp/ who said that if you insert the wrong password on his computer, all the hdd's on his entire network would get formatted.

>>3084836
Why not just encrypt? Was he a masochist?

>>3084836
One day, he will make an incorrect keystroke, and then everything will vanish in an instant.

>>3084849
In case the police get them, I guess.

>>3084849
It was to prevent the other people on his network from snooping on his computer.

If you archive everything you watch and get it in 720p or 1080p when you can, you'll reach that many terabytes pretty quick. It's like all of you are low levels from /a/ that havn't even passed the 100+ series threshold.

>>3084894
That doesn't answer the question.

>>3084836
>>3084850
a better plan would be to have a second password that you memorized to input and erase everything in an emergency.
"pardon me, sir, can we have a look at your computer"
"KAPPA SEQUENCE INITIATED PASSCODE X449B"
*Self destruct sequence initiated*
that's at least what i'd have mine say.

>>3085043
What if they seize if without you knowing?

>>3084908
>archive everything
Why?

>>3085043
Erasing takes hours. I don't think there's any point to an "emergency erase switch". You'd be better off just microwaving your hard drive.

>3 TB
whatisthisidonteven

>>3084908
Do you not download compressed files? Also, there aren't more than 100 good anime series.

>>3085072
I'm thinking of rigging together an electromagnet to keep near my PC incase something like this ever does happen.

>>3085072
Doesn't work. We've had this discussion before. Essentially nothing feasible can remove data from a hard drive quickly.

>>3085090
What if you keep a two handed sledge hammer in your room and smash the hard drives with that?

>>3085090
Open hard drive, expose to air?

>>3085101
Two handed sledge hammer is redundant. I know, I'm tired.

>>3085088
>>3085090
Well, if they've got enough evidence for a warrant already, you're pretty much fucked whatever you do when they come knocking. A handgun would probably be a better investment.

>>3085088
Electromagnets don't work, unless they're absurdly powerful.

>>3085101
You think the average /jp/ anon could lift, let alone swing a sledge hammer?

>>3085101
They can put it back together. Doesn't remove the data, just makes it harder to retrieve.

>My girlfriend
Stopped reading here.

>hide thread

>>3084267
>75 GB of VN
Come on, that's hardly anything. Delete some of that anime and start downloading.

>>3085110
30 pounds isn't that bad. I wouldn't expect anything graceful to happen, but just swinging it should be feasible.

>>3085117
Also, it's pretty hard to break a hard drive. The platters are usually made of metal.

>>3085090
Thermite might not be the most practical, but it sure is effective.

>>3085134
75 GB is probably the total of all the translated VNs. I doubt the faggot can read moonrunes.

>>3085145
Isn't thermite illegal?

You can buy industrial harddrive erasers that can do the work pretty quickly (they're basically just giant degaussing coils).

Don't think they come cheap though, but if you're one of those $100,000pa/salary during the day, eroge_expert at night kinds, it might be useful to have the peace of mind at hand and be able to nuke everything you have in an instant.

Keep offsite backups though.

>>3085152
So is anything on your hard drive the authorities would arrest you for.

>>3085072
I have all of my questional stuff on external pocket hdd's. I also live on the third floor, and my pc stands right next to the balcony. By default, the balcony door is open.
When the time comes, I can just throw them out.

>80 posts
>/r9k/

God damn you /jp/, everytime i stop by now... it just gets worse and worse. I've given up all hope.

>>3085158
And now the police can take all the evidence they want without a warrant! Hurray!

>>3085158
Concrete where the hdd's would land?

>>3085156
Yes, but the whole idea is to make sure they won't have any evidence. Using illegal means kind of defeats the point.

>>3085158
Three story drop wouldn't do much to a harddrive. 50/50 chance it would still work afterwards, and even if it doesn't, it'd be easy to recover data from.

I've actually asked myself the same thing.

What am I going to do with all this stuff I collect?

I still haven't found the answer. But I think it is partly a fear of some day wanting something I passed on and regretting it.

*takes notes and makes plans to protect his "data"*

>>3085168
What are you talking about, I have questional stuff on it.
Forms and lists with questions.

*pretends someone on earth cares about whatever I have on my hard-drive, is 300lbs*

>>3085175
Well...fuck.

>>3084778
Because setting up hard drives in a raid configuration is fucking rocket science.

Don't assume everyone on /jp/ is as stupid and incompetent as you.

I'm not sure if thermite is illegal. They used it on TSS...

>>3085192
you have to deform the shape of the disks inside the harddrive

>>3085192
Actually, a 3 story drop onto to concrete, if I recall correctly is well into the 1000 G's range and should cause at least some data error.

How well does data hold up to sort of high heat? Like what if you put it against the element of a stove or oven?

>>3085223
Ovens require a pre-heat phase though. If the cops are knocking on your door I don't think that'll work.

>>3085229
>>3085223
>>3085214
>>3085205

Just throw it in that huge pile of junk you have laying on your desk. There's no way they'd search through all of that crap unless you got arrested for drugs or something.

>>3085229
Would they search your oven immediately, though? You could just shove them in there along with, I dunno, some meat pies or something as camouflage + let them cook while the cops search your house.

>>3085229
Well I'm not talking about for emergency situations, just out of scientific curiosity.

>>3085214
No, it won't affect the data, unless the head is writing at the time. It might damage the physical disc though.

>>3085243
Curie point. Wiki it.

>>3085240
brb making some meat pies.

>>3085240
They're cops man, maybe they'll ask you to give them some of your meat pie.

>>3085253
So what's the average hard drive made out of?

>>3085264
I'll have a box of emergency donuts on the bench at all times. They won't even notice the pies.

>>3085265
Nintendium

why's this bitch scared all of a sudden?

>>3085265
The magnetic layer is iron I think. I'm not 100% though.

Alright guys, best idea ever.
You put the hdd's inside your wall and use USB extention cables.
When the cops come you pull the cables out and put a poster over the the small holes (from the cables).

gofu is great

>>3085314

Why not just use a wireless network drive and hide that in your wall?

>>3085314
>USB extention cables
>Hard drive

slow as fuck, yo

>>3085313
Then baking your hdd with the average oven would not work. Unless you happen to have a blast furnace or are a blacksmith.

>>3085330
You need to supply them from energy when they're running.

>>3085335
Only for moving stuff. Accessing is fine.

How does that work, actually?
Do they just come enter your room and take all of your stuff? What kind of 'evidence' do they need to get the warrant?

>>3085344
Wireless power.

>>3085364
Catching you downloading loli porn is probably a good indicator.

>>3085369

>>3085369
I love it!

>>3085374
Loli should be legal here...but still.

>>3085391
>>3085383
Teslamind?

I didn't read the other 130 posts but you should be glad you are rid of that shitty woman.

Position computer over hole. When FBI is about to arrive, hit switch and drop the computer into the hole. Apply a powerful, home-made incendiary to it in the hole automatically, fed by an air duct.

Let's see if they can retrieve the data after the entire thing is one massive lump of metal and plastic, if it's not incinerated completely.

>>3085108
>A handgun would probably be a better investment.
It was probably a bluff, but I think there was an Anon who actually had this for shit like that.

/jp/ - Paranoia/General

I have a gun, but it's for general use against oppressive governments, not only the FBI

I'm of the opinion that if you have to hide your interests to keep a girlfriend, the slut isn't worth keeping.