/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I LOVE AME!

I love Ina!

RATE THE STREAM

>>30844043
Blessed image.

Very good Gura... HOWEVER

Gura is our lovable slut.

>>30843991
Mori really fucked up on her song release schedule, no surprise her momentum is dying down

Mori is the only EN with integrity.

I love Amelia Watson!

Chickin?

>>30844053
one more god to be rejected

>>30843850
Gura singing nothing but Sesame Street songs along with MR Rogers Neighborhood, and Reading Rainbow theme would be interesting

>>30844006
She quite literally lucked out with youtube fucking her over otherwise she would've still been 20k behind. She'll pass Ina EVENTUALLY but at the rate it's going she needs something big again. And who knows, Ina's little Karaoke stint tomorrow might give her a boost.

Feast your eyes anons

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

Gura is a good Christian girls and may even be a virgin

KFP employees!!!! State your KFP job.
You better not be KFP's cum container.

>>30843421
>I'll read, like, storybooks. But them I'm like, maybe I can't archive—I dunno.
>Snooty princess, where I tell you to, I dunno, carry me around and, and... kiss my, kiss my—I don't wanna say that. I was gonna say—I was gonna say, "oh, kiss the ground I walk upon, peasant" ₕᵤhaʰᵃ. Hoo, that was close.

So, you would watch any Holo playing Civilization V + Brave New World?

>>30844011
I don't want to watch indies though except for very few
I just want holos but with comfier chats.

Even Gura member streams are infinitely more comfy than her public ones. She talks a LOT more to the chat and enjoys it a lot more too.
Same goes for Amelia to be honest.

>Ame and Gura haven't liked GuraAme art in awhile
GuraAme bros I haven't felt so good ever since detective diaries...

>>30844071
CURSED

>>30844058
Integrity is not a synonym for autism.

>>30843510
Take this from a foot connoisseur. It does not matter if a woman likes or dislikes the notion of someone liking her feet specifically - it's the praise. Women who know their beauty and self-worth can recognize whether or not they have good or bad looking feet, even if they might be tricking themselves. A woman who doesn't take care of her feet will pretend not to care, but as soon as a man or another woman praises her or the potential for her feet, she will start looking at them more whenever she bathes, showers, or takes her footwear and/or socks off. What she previously ignored or only maintained, she will start looking at it more often from that point on. She will consider how nice a manicure would be, how nice it would be to get them painted just the right color or polish. But then she might lament how no one would see them, therefore, she resolves herself to maybe treating herself once a week by wearing sandals and seeing if anyone notices. She will continue seeking it, maybe even point it out to someone she likes - but once she gets a nibble, she becomes addicted to that praise. She starts experimenting, alternating polishes, manicure styles, even doing footbaths and special pedicure treatments. She will find excuses to mention her feet, because it's fundamentally HER, but at the same time, so distant from her standard appearance. She doesn't have to get bad judgments or reviews about her normal looks when she seeks attention with her feet. People usually don't shame others about bad feet unless it's really heinous, and if she's taking good care of them, it doesn't matter if her toes are small, long, or somewhere in-between. She has that modicum of self-worth that's inherently sexual, provocative, and shows her true colors without having to strut (proverbially speaking) her personality or the rest of her out. It's why Gura takes immense pleasure in rubbing her feet on the glass of her computer tower and mentioning it. It's why she started happily grinning and laughing when she went through with the foot ASMR because she herself, liked that power, that attraction, that appeal. "How could someone like this?" Gura might have asked in her head. But then the attention starts pouring in - a part she likely valued very little before has suddenly become a commodity, something that distinguishes the good people from the bad without being too overt. Foot people are by and large, good people, they scout what true beauty looks like when it's covered up, layered, or worn and beaten and then fixed into something anew. Think of feet as an excellent engine inside of a car chassis; it keeps everything running perfectly, no matter how the rest of the outside looks, fresh or not. Breasts sag, asses wrinkle, but feet can just get a new layer of polish, lotion, and it's as if they were 20 years younger again. Why do you think older ladies love to wear toe rings and wear nail polish on their toes so often, along with uncovered footwear like sandals? That is the reason why, it's the part of them that they can still fondly pretend to be younger with and they love when men worship that youthfulness. Feet are the universality that connects all of a woman's attractiveness into one distilled, tucked away compartment, and it is up to us to unlock that potential, either expressed or lost. That, my friend, is how feet is true culture.

>>30844071
delete this

>>30844053
God, I wish.
>>30844057
>Mori really fucked up on her song release
How?

>>30844074
That's Kiara, anon.

I love Ina and all of her friends in Hololive!

RISU YOU FUCKING HARLOT COLLAB WITH HOLOEN ALREADY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU BITCH RODENT

Takamori love!

>>30844064
Schoolhouse Rock too

>>30844071
inaa......

>>30844048

>>30844080
Gura also confirmed she likes the D

>>30844057
I wrote declining there but i meant that they are losing a little bit of momentum, as expected due to the holydays i imagine. Still impressive growth tough

>>30844088

>>30844006
Kiara will only pass Ina if something huge happens again. Ina's natural growth is bigger despite doing exponentially less work whereas Kiara gets small boosts for every collab she does. Even if she does pass Ina, it probably wouldn't be for long either unless she maintains regular collabs.

>>30844096
>How?

By literally not doing what she promised? Cover song was supposed to happen and it hasn't and we're almost 3 weeks into December.

>>30844043
Good OP
https://files.catbox.moe/7gdbrz.mp3

>>30844047
Indeed

>>30844105
Fuck off tribalist, this is a UNITY thread.

I LOVE POLKA!

>>30844043
FAT ASS SQUIRREL

Alright rrats, time to post you wildest narratives
https://app.inferkit.com/demo

>>30844079
Go watch Ame's sister, just dont name drop Ame

>>30843996
You gotta be at least a little bit slutty to be into a dude with a 4000 mile dick.

>>30844078
Yes, but I don't think anyone but Ame or Kiara can fill the dead air. Ina will be abysmal for that.

>>30843879
"Based", pic fucking related. Wish I could be like this instead of being anxious over everyday nothingburgers despite having it fairly good.

>>30844076
She wouldn't be able to get through a convincing princess Dom ASMR, she cringes at herself too hard unfortunately.

>>30844071
Art.

>>30844074
KFP therapist for all the schizos who need their meds

>>30844071
Go post this on twitter and use the fanart tags.

>>30844132
haachama is too retarded to have sex

>>30844142
that's true, but it would still be cute. and funny.

I get home from work and it's seriously dead hours for another 8 fucking hours? Someone free me from this hell timezone

>>30844057
She’ll make up for it into this month and early 2021 with all the releases that should be popping out, the collabs will get her name even more out there. I’ve also no doubt that with her finally leaving her job she’s going to become a content powerhouse. Or she’s going to funnel all that new free time into her other career, which would fucking suck.

Glad you takos are finally getting BTFO. It's been long overdue. The only reason Ina was ever ahead of Kiara was she lucked out with a better design. Kiara put the work in with amazing collabs, a hit single, and amazing solo streams this past month and even her channel being deleted only made her stronger. Meanwhile the "trinity" just phone it in with low effort minecraft, drawing streams, and clickbait RFA. Hopefully this is a wake up call to Ina.

>>30844074
I am Kiara's chair.

>>30844043
I want to nut into tree rrat

Ame's been reading my posts about her new sleep schedule filtering me so now she's going to change it, just for me! Thanks, Ame! JWU

Hololive is dead...

>>30844122
Some anon posted that Kiara used to get a few hundred more than Ina before the youtube deletion, now i dont know how are the stats anymore. Thats on their normal solo days, btw

>>30844088

>>30844088
Thanks for the explanation, Gura.

>>30844058
Thats a weird way of spelling Ollie

>>30844076
What are the chances she was going to say "kiss my ass"? she does prefer ass after all

>>30844096
November song nowhere to be seen
December song right now is the Bread Wrap, which outside of the meme factor won't turn many heads
Kiara duet, which would be considered the 'actual' December song will be on Kiara's channel because everything Mori does together with her gotta be about her

>>30844168
>Glad you takos are finally getting BTFO
Rejecting reality again huh?

>>30844168
Man I know this is a copypasta already but
>low effort minecraft
Like how is this even on the list when Kiara does this almost weekly?

>>30844017
Based. Godspeed, mate.

>>30844168
Obvious falseflagger is obvious

>>30844071
glad Ina was forgotten for once

>>30844168
all me

>>30844053
Ai-chan got fucked over by management, she deserves it.

>>30844074
I process the human carcasses into KFP meat.

>>30844168

>>30844088
nice blogpost Gura

>>30844173
I think Ame is just trying to fix her own sleep schedule.

>>30844168
Kiara had to go through a struggle to get on the same level as Ina who barely even tries, in the end Ina is more soulful than Kiara will ever be

>>30844088
I'm not reading this shit. AWAY!

>>30844048
Ina not streaming today?

>>30844043
Redpill me on the Risu Witch narrative. The more I think about it, the more convinced I am Risu is part pinoy. Why the fuck is she catholic again? Indonesians aren't usually catholic.

>>30844107
That would be amazing.

>>30844184
Ollie isn't an EN. She has a big flapping brapper though, I'll give you that.

>>30843902
>chinks killed Coco's momentum
You serious? More like it boosted her momentum.
Now that drama is over everyone forgot about her.

>>30844058
shouldn't good bait at least pretend to have a point

>>30844076
>>30844188
She was going to say feet

>>30844184
Not EN

>>30844017
>constant lack of energy and loss of appetite
Sounds familiar hmm...

>>30844188
i agree 100% with the theory that she was going to say feet or toes. she did say "kiss my" twice, and what she ended up with was the ground under them instead.

>>30844132
>Kiren comes in
haha c-cute AI...

>>30844217
Cancelled rice stream to prepare something special for the karaoke stream tomorrow.

So when all the girls have 1M, will numberfags stop? Or does the .XX matter to them more than the 1M?

>>30844217
She cancelled it to prepare more for tomorrow's Karaoke.

>>30844088
Impossibly based.

>>30844047
me too! I love Amelia!

>>30843991
growth being a logarithmic function is entirely natural.
And I'll say it, I highly doubt that Gura would still grow ~10k a day if she wasn't gaming the algorithm by avoiding swears.
Zombie isn't too weird, she debuted like 2 weeks ago, in fact her 2nd week growth is smaller than Kiara's 4th week growth going by socialblade(25k vs 28k). Though to be fair she had a far higher 1st week than literally anyone else.

Apologies for the numberfagging but i love statistics

>>30844062
Chickin!

>>30844214
Why are takos like this?

>>30844134
I've watched her for a bit, I really like her design. She seems like she has potential too.
Does she hate people mentioning Ame or was that just general advice?

>>30844242
>>30844238
Ah that sad. I already miss her.

>>30844088
This is the most based post I've seen all year.

>>30844071
Should've used that cursed Gura pic with the burger instead.

>>30844236
K*ren bros...

>>30844053
This is actually depressing

>>30844088
>foot connoisseur
>manicure
FAKER

Allow me to introduce you to my religion.

https://streamable.com/g1u6xp

>>30844217
>>30844238
Ina cancelled her stream to spend more time with Two.

The cuckening continues.

>>30844071
do takodachi really?

>>30844058
you mean her, anon.

>>30844246
>but i love statistics
i do aswell, worked with it all my life. Numberfagging is suffering

>>30844241
You need to add Ollie, Reine and Moona to the list.

>>30844269
Good taste Gura.

>>30844074
I prepare hu..-chicken by skinning them!

>>30844269
You little mesugaki

>>30844270
>Cancelled so we could go on a date
Later losers

Does anyone have that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that someone is making?

>>30844132
T-teamates??

>>30844074
We all remember the 35 employees and Kiara that held the line on yesterday stream.

>>30844285
You need to stop pretending you're relevant to anything, SEAnigger.

>>30844132
>Gura has developed actual feelings for Amelia. Despite being a shark,

Gura is shown to be the friendliest and most sympathetic member of the (first) season. Gura has killed all the other members of the FOC as well as many crocodiles and penguins, presumably to win Amelia’s heart.

All of this ends up making less sense than Gura’s creepy dance moves (which you can check out below). Gura does come up with a good rationale for her rampage, “Marine conservation”, but it feels like she just invented that line to cover up her moral lapse.

Interesting.

>>30844088
Hi gura

>>30844088
i-is this not a copypasta?

>>30844078
Yes. Hopefully one I can understand, but I'd take a JP rampaging around with Samurai.

>>30844269
G-Gura... sugoi

>>30844269
>was expecting a Touhou
>wasn't a Touhou
Why isn't it a Touhou?

>>30844118
It's been over three months. They're just settling into a realistic growth period now. People seem to forget that they're spearheading a new market and working to grow it. Despite all the numbers and success, it's not nearly as big as it could be if they take off globally the way it has in Japan.

>>30844074
Wrong hours friend.
Since boss is in JST, only late shift kfps around
cant clean while she's fired up
t. kfp chimney cleaner

>>30844253
General advice, don't drop other vtubers' name in a vtuber's chat unless they're mentionned or related to what's happening in the stream.

>>30844071
This is what architectfags actually jerk off to.

Subhuman.

>>30844254
I'm going through a relapse, yeah. Sometimes wish I don't always catch her live so I can have a backlog to watch in case of emergencies like this but if I don't catch her live I also feel like trash.

>>30844269
this is great

>>30844088
Nice

>>30844269
Everytime I see a clip of Ollie I get really nervous that she's gonna fart at any second.

>>30844300
AHHHHHHHH THEY'RE LITERALLY HAVING SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>took today off to watch Ina's stream cause it's my birthday
Guess I'm rewatching Edith Finch

>>30844301
Based, i am the one on the second row on the right

>>30844212
Yeah, she said that at the end of the minecraft stream last night, I'm just ironically schizo posting

>>30844257
heh, forgot about that one
Might swap it out if the guy who did the bodies ever does an Ina and I update it

>>30844241
I feel like this just assumes there's a infinite pool of potential fans, rather than the reality that many of the people who would potentially be interested in vtubers have already been exposed to them.

Are we actually expecting ame to be competent at portal? I know she's said she's finished the game and is very familiar with it but I find it hard to believe she's not mediocre at it and I'm sure she will still get stuck on some puzzles.

>>30844319
Of course. I thought she had gotten upset with people mentioning her or something by the way you said it.

>>30844132
The pepeloni

>>30844315
Needs a dumb hat first (no, the ribbon doesn't count)

>>30844218
There are 25 million catholics in indonesia. It's not that unusual.

>>30844122
>Ina's natural growth is bigger
Provably wrong
Kiara outside of bigger events like the deletion gets like 1-2k more per week, averaging of course.

>>30844315
sir-no

>>30844335
Tanjoubi omedatou, anon

>>30844331
this, but make a pedo incest rape joke

>>30844317
Agreed

>>30844230
>>30844233
you sure? because "kiss my feet" doesnt sound like something she would have to censor herself over, especially since she has said "suck my toes" before. She would probably censor herself if she said "kiss my ass" tho, and it makes a bit on sense since she would be roleplaying as a bratty princess

>>30844331
>nervous
you mean horny

>>30844353
She has apparently done some basic speedruns of it, so I doubt she'll have trouble figuring out the puzzles.

>>30844331
I understand you anon, it'd be troublesome to pop a random boner at work

>>30844072
There is like a 50% chance she's a virgin.

>>30844071
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30844353
She'll probably be good at the game. If there are problems, it'll be technical issues.

>>30844132
>kit.
The problem with the last Kiara offcollab was that I didn’t really know her that well, and that kinda made it difficult to try and make it special. It didn’t really feel right without any vocals, so I was keen to get back on it when I heard about a competition that Bristol-based DJ, producer, writer, and copywriter Alex Jones was doing for a ‘Blur you about bass & vocals’ sort of competition. The winner was to produce a track and give it to her label’s resident, Mahogany, to mix and produce, with Kiara featured as a featured vocalist.

>>30844132
Here is your glimpse of the future. What do you think?

Are there any Teamates here, or is it too early?

>>30844074
VP of Transportation. Currently sitting in a loading dock picking up bottled water to take to Kansas.

>>30844132
T-tom, please stay away from my oshi..

>>30844359
>Provably wrong

They were fucking literally neck and neck and Ina now has a 2k lead

>>30844071
The Gura needs disgusting gills

>>30844385
I'm excited for Bilal Al-Amin

>>30844269
>https://streamable.com/g1u6xp
Zombie RFA when?
WHEN?
WHEEEEEN?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN?

>>30844370
you can't reach her ass with your lips if you have her in a princess carry, but you can reach her feet.

>>30844132

>>30844122
>Ina's natural growth is bigger despite doing exponentially less work
Nope. Kiara was getting better monthly growths before the deletion happened. It's also not true that Ina puts in less hours, since she tends to do long streams. You also have to factor their game choices as Kiara tends to play big debuff games, while Ina has better selections for the audience (aside from Sakuna).

I seriously can't stop thinking of Gura's tummy. I can't go 20 seconds without picturing it in my head. I don't even care about any other body part of Gura aside from her tummy. I would do unspeakable things to Gura's tummy. Firstly, I would make sure to caress every inch. Every nook and cranny of Gura's cute little tummy would be massaged and molested. I would run my finger along her defined hipbones. I would gently tickle her waist and leave kisses leading to her belly button. Then, I would blow raspberry's so hard into her belly button that saliva would be coming out of her ass. Her tummy wouldn't even need oil, because i'll have licked it so much that it'd be covered in enough of my saliva I could see my own reflection. If Gura was my girlfriend I would never let her wear anything that concealed her tummy. I would need at least 10 hours a day dedicated to worshipping her tummy. I wouldn't even have sex with Gura, because I already know that penetration would never feel even remotely as good as rubbing my dick on her tummy and using her belly button as a bucket for my cum.

>>30844132

>>30844385
8, 9, and 12 actually sound like cool ideas, though the first and last overlap too heavily to be considered.

>>30844425
Very cool, Matsuri!

>>30844385
>finally get my magician chuuba
NICE

>>30844132

>>30844056
>>30844072
>>30844378
Gura is either a super slut or an innocent virgin. There is no inbetween for her.

>>30844320
No. The Architect desires perfection of the female form, not simply size for it's own sake. That disgrace is merely an abomination of false proportion and degeneracy. Architecture is more about the process of lovingly sculpting perfection, rather than the destination at which one arrives.

>>30844385
>a magician who can become invisible
>just livestreams without an avatar

>>30844071
for once, I'm glad that Ina has a low profile

>>30844088
Yep, this goes into my "based" compilation.
Now where's that picture of Mori in a bathtub with her feet out? It'd go well with this post

>>30844385
LA Noire Naoto x Ame collab in which Naoto doesn't notice ANYTHING wrong with the cops.

>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1339613807488847873
So Kiara randomly replied to a german vocaloid music producer. The rrats in my head tell me that she is obviously going to make her next song with him.

>>30844444
fuck off Mori, tophat is not becoming a Holostar

>>30844385
Lyra CUNNY!

>>30844132

>>30844354
>a single pepi

>>30844385
>still no rrat chuuba
ogey

>>30844425
t.

>>30844320
That is not our goal anon and we will work to eliminate it

>>30844132
I-Ina? You okay?
Is that why you cancelled the stream?

>>30844107
and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh6D4vGc8KQ

>>30843421
>>30844076
Timestamp?
>inb4 archive reps
Please I'm a wageslave peasant right now, I don't have time for anything.

>>30844088
https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4

>>30844359
That's just the boost from holotalk. If she was naturally growing faster it'd have carried over post-deletion.

>>30844446
She didn't know what bimbo or harem meant so I'm going with virgin

>>30844482
Today is Thursday not Wednesday.

>>30844367
Same, I got worried about that when she said she fancies herself a comedian instead of a singer today.

i love Polka and i'm gonna make her pregnant

>>30844493
You mean Friday

>>30844503
Not if I beat you to it!

>>30844132
Gurame discord sex

AHEM
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!
Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!
Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!
Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!
All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!
K**pa is fun to watch, even if she's off-topic!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

>>30844425
t. me

>>30844385
kek, easily the best one so far

>>30844463
>Pop song
>Put some Carly Rae Jepsen things on it
Ok, hype is back

>>30844400
Ina collabed with Gura

I'm honestly suffering from Mori release withdrawal
I want to hear her in studio version again
I want to know what song she chose
I want to compare the original and her take down to tiny details

I need it, I need it, I need it, I need it....

>>30844507
Fuck off Seanig/jap/australian

>>30844359
Why hasn't Kiara overtaken Ina? Not trying to stir shit but I'm legitimately curious if something else was at play if Kiara's growth was actually faster this entire time.

>>30844492
How do you explain all the foot teasing then?

>>30844236
Why are doxxbots like this?

it's dead hours
post music to do reps to

>>30844425
A single entity, made to be cute, evokes all form of fetishes in people

>>30844530
Virgins are horny as hell senpai

>>30844078
I'd prefer endless legend.

>>30844486
it starts at about 1:59:50 in the VOD but here's a clip.
https://files.catbox.moe/y81q1o.mp4

>>30844400
The last 8 completed weeks for Ina are a subscriber growth of
33k
28k
25k
21k
22k
21k
21k
19k
And for Kiara
38k
25k
22k
24k
23k
27k
24k
40k
Obviously last week is outlier data for Kiara but the trend is pretty clear.

Do you guys think that if Amelia got a massive training, she could sing well or decent?

>>30844053
Collab when

>>30844489
holotalk funnily enough boost the Jap girls more than her, people even mocked Kiara because of it so...

>>30844132
Did any of you clip this? I missed it.

>>30844385
I like how 11 is literally Amelia

>>30844074
KFP monk. What should my prayer and day look like?

>>30844549
The boost from her first kareoke to her second was already pretty massive

Did that Zombie girl sing CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUTIE CUTIE SO CUNNY LOVE earlier or am I hearing things? Also she sucks at singing

>>30844527
But I'm in vladivostok

>>30844549
I like her singing the way it is.

>>30844512
Based unitychad

>>30844539
we already know you like small, Mori, don't be blatant about it

>>30844132
Sixth member confirmed

>>30844520
This excuse is more sad when you realize it implies that Kiara's collabs with everyone, including Gura, amounted to nothing

>>30844132

>>30844132
>Moon

>>30844554
we don't consider indogs "people" around here

>>30844415
What if she has a really long prolapsed anus?

>>30844546
I can hear them
the UOHs
The earth will shake with their power
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>30844110
Ninomae feet and pantsu...

>>30844581
>she has a gun
R-RRATS!?

>>30844385
>>30844444
>>30844462
>Kei Kurono
>Protagonist of Gantz
>OP of Gantz is by Rip Slyme
>44444
G-guys??
https://youtu.be/JJYLBzBh4ZI

>>30844565
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/8gpwt7.m4a

Gura is NOT a whore. Making sexual jokes and innuendos doesn't make you a slut. Stop it.

>>30844168
I don't think Kiara would appreciate you bashing her fellow member like this. Why are there so many fake KFPs.

>>30844609
AAAAAAHA STOP

>>30844546
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>30844503
Scientist Holo to clone all the holos when?

>>30844132
Ina....

>>30844529
Because her first 2 weeks particularly were comparatively bad in terms of growth, and since those are the ones with the highest total subscription it manifested as a ~50k(?), I don't remember the exact number, lead for Ina

>feeling like if I could actually manage to get Gura to be my friend that I could form a connection with her and someday even marry her
How foolish am I?

>>30844492
Do you really believe that?

>>30844581
>she has a gun
sounds familiar
>and other guns
IT'S KIARA!

>>30844582
? she got the same boost that Ina had, the difference is only timing so,,,

>>30844132
OHNONONONOMONONONONONONONOOOO

>>30844554
only idiots make fun of her for that when that was explicitly the point, its her normal collabs that boost her with JOPs

>>30844132
What the fuck

>>30844529
>Debuff games
>Worst timeslots ever
>People now are giving her a chance

The fact she went into Edelgard route, even if the worst, we might see the end of FE3H things and get into another game or get a space for new things. She will suprass her and she's close it thank to Re:Debut buff. As a KFP, would like more to get Ina and Kiara get always neck to neck like this.

>>30844423
>It's also not true that Ina puts in less hours, since she tends to do long streams.
That is just straight up not true and I say that as someone that loves both of them.
Kiara stomps everyone in her gen in terms of stream length

>>30844625
Funfact: Cloning and genetic editing is relatively easy.

>>30844385
>Kei Kurono
Really, did they run out of ideas?
At least Al-Amin sounds like a bro.
Mariko may be cool too.
>half-soldier, half-demon
A military oni chuuba? I'm sold. Especially if there are hints of a Doom guy connection.

>>30844370
She's becoming self conscious of how frequently she mentions feet and how her audience is picking up on it.
It's also possible she was doing it subconsciously before and Ame started to point it out to her and she's wary of it now.
I don't have the clips on hand but:
Ame slyly saying 'I'm sure a lot of people will like that' when Gura mentions putting her foot in her mouth. in apex collab
Ame asking Gura if she has flat feet, Gura responding with nice arched feet and Ame saying 'New info!!'. in diehard watchalong.
So now she's trying to avoid toe/feet comments (like in the princess ASMR question) but sometimes she lets it slip like during yesterday's stream.
That's my narrative.

YouTube keeps recommending me videos of my boss’s roommate and it’s hard to resist watching...

>>30844644
of course

>>30844218
>>30844043

Would like to know too

What is the witch thing, heard it in passing during her asscreed stream.

>>30844643
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
HOW DOES IT KNOW

>>30844646
OH NONONO

>>30844646
Hot

>>30844652
Mariko is basically the chuuba equivalent of Ken-sama

What's Watson's period timer again? She was very Gura-centric during last nights Minecraft.

>>30844643
WOW

>>30844549
She has the voice to do twee pop, if she does more practice with her soft tone with singing I think she will improve a lot, that last cover of Kiss Me was an example of how much she could improve

>>30844631
Not gonna happen. Don't torment yourself by deluding yourself into believing that you ever had a chance.

>>30844664
blacklist her channel and report to cover if it is on a doxx channel, i dont get them anymore after this

>>30844300
gaben-sama...

>>30844643
I guess the RFA yab was even the talk of the town among neural networks.

>>30844269
>>30844331
>>30844414

https://streamable.com/cgumwz

>>30844132

>>30844043
Assasin Creed might be the first non vn game she actually enjoy streaming.
Minecraft doesn't matter

>>30844650
I only meant that comparatively, Anon. I didn't mean to say they're equal.

>>30844549
Does she use her normal voice for singing?

>>30844697
I know but it's all I have...

i'm going to do my anki reps boys... time to learn some more of this useless language!!

>>30844546
She was about to say feet wasnt she.

>>30844617
>"Gura is shy"
>"Gura is depressed"
>now it's "Gura is a slut"
Don't narrativefags ever get tired

>>30844618
Same reason they falseflag as Takos, they're running out of material

>>30844492
She also said she doesn't know what simp means.
She's acting anon...

>>30844726
yes, i think she was about to say feet.

>>30844631
>Not doing your entertainer reps to apply and succeed into becoming an EN Holostar and eventually doing a collab with the EN girls
Pathetic.

>>30844617
Aloe...

>>30844698
I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I strength to do it

>>30844132

?

>>30844132
>Gawr Gura refuses to collab with ID and JP because of time constraints

now shut the fuck up about it

>>30844132
Ame is cuter than usual today, so here's her naked cuteness.
I think she still looks like a pixie.
We went to a pumpkin patch yesterday.
That was fun.
Oh yeah, you saw the pictures on FB already, but here are a few more.
We have to get a new, real camera so I can take all the pictures I want of our silly little girl, because that one is kind of crap.
This one is 8. 2 megapixels, for instance.
But anyway, here are a couple more cute pics of Ame.
I made Ame a Halloween t - shirt, from this fabric.

>>30844643
Wtf this is literally the doom posting /I/schizo narrative

>>30844682
Why, that sounds just fine by me.

>>30844646
To exhentai I go...

>>30844713
Asscreed games can be a lot of fun if you just muck about in them casually.

>>30844742

>>30844132
>Gawr Gura is tending to her avocado plants
and basil plants as it slowly drizzles outside her apartment. She has plans to sell her vegetables this summer at farmers markets and sells the odd avocado here and there at the Ocean Park farmers market.

The closest grocery stores are at most a ten-minute walk away and there is nothing like fresh, local, organic produce.

>>30844643
Rrrats stat!

>>30844664
There's nothing wrong with watching roommate content, anon, people just don't like it being shared here since it's not exactly on-topic
Enjoy as much roommate content you want, whether it be Kiara's idoling, Gura's old videos, Watson's non-deleted clips, Ina's art, Mori's music, etc

>>30844742
do it. it helps teach the algorithm not to show it to other people too.

>>30844132
this is the greatest rrat

>>30844710
>https://streamable.com/cgumwz
ever thought it was so loud since it wasn't a fart
but a queef

>>30844613
>>30844581
Kooper...

>>30844646
This site has a weird obsession with incest

>>30844728
narratives are just a pasttime for dead hours, don't take it so seriously.

>>30844728
>>"Gura is depressed"
This is a narrative I buy.

Nabi-mama. Release date onegai...

>>30844742
Do it, don't be a faggot.

>>30844546
Her sadism fetish was coming out again

>>30844738
This is why I don't want holostars EN
Because I just KNOW half of them will only be there with the goal to make one of the EN girls their gf

JWU, what was the thread's general response to Ame's poll?

>>30844624
>>30844611
and if she ends up not being able to archive it then everyone here will be able to experience the UUUOOOOOOOHHHHHs for themselves

Will Gura do a special gender reveal stream for the baby?

>>30844664
Why resist it? 'Fraid to get your immersion ruined?

>>30844792
The other half will be shameless money pigs.

All this talk about the Ina and Kiara gap of subs. Kiara will take a week off with Mori, unless Takamori have a huge event for their return or stream consistently during their homiemoon Ina will widen the gap significantly. Not that it matters anyway.

>>30844643
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>30844132

>>30844156
It's probable it would be even cuter and funnier than the original plan

Gura is 44 years old and also dead.

>>30844799
A bunch of retarded takodachis thinking 3 PM PST is somehow still Ina's designated hours.

>>30844132
I don't understand

>>30844723
I dunno what to tell ya, I guess I don't exactly take my own advice seeing as how I still post here every single day.

>>30844811
that is much much better. NO drama in being a greedy fuck, in fact it would motivate them to put a better show.

>>30844664

Youtube is the greatest doxposter of them all.

>>30844792
It would be smarter to to become a Holostar to get a Niji harem

>>30844732
You're dumb, by this logic any time she doesn't understand any word she's now pretending because of that one instance of clearly pretending for the sake of not encouraging people to use 'simp'.

>>30844800
I need Gura to break out of her shyness shackles and fully embrace the lewd, at least for ASMR streams and stuff.

>>30844132
Sasuga

>>30844132
What did they mean by this?

>>30844617
Whores and sluts are not the same thing. Nobody ever called Gura a whore. Whores are the women you pay to have sex with.

Sluts are just promiscuous. Gura is a slut.

>>30844616
https://files.catbox.moe/ou8xtr.webm

>>30844664
You can click "dont recommend channel" and it wont appear again

>>30844713
I like the thumbnail for the first one. That flying squirrel is cute.

>Tl:Dr the thread

Guess i'll wait for the next one.

>>30844819
Kek
>Like a boss,
Find a shark
Fuck its brains out

>>30844071
Hololive English as drawn by Sakimichan

How do I get a Polka girlfriend? Is that even possible?

>>30844556
>Calliefags will defend this

>>30844650
That's a debuff for new people, i call this the "Gacha" experience and not any gacha, but Girls Frontline one. To get up to date with Kiara you have to make an INSANE amount of work to get into her. That's why KFP is full of oldfags 4chan users because we're jaded enough to support it. The more Kiara stream the more complicated the effort is to get into her since there's a lot of lore to get into.

>>30844074
cup holder

>>30844811
By all means.
Just stay the fuck away from Ame and Gura

>>30844071
Holy shit, my sides.

>>30844132
>The last time Amelia showered
, she was washing the dust of the road off her face, and perhaps she realized then that as much as she was trying to keep up a surface of normality, she was lost deep inside, and her heart was screaming for love.

As she scrubbed her body, she turned her face and let the tears of exhaustion wash over her face.

She hugged her thighs, and pulled them up around her head, and finally turned around to face the cold dark bathroom mirror.

Amelia reached for the towel hanging over the shower curtain

>>30844132
I didn't realize this thing was a doxxposter.

>>30844770
Hoocha!

>>30844728
I prefer this slut narrative over the depressed one at least. I didn't like reading about her being sad.

>>30844792

Joke's on you, if I ever become a homoEN I'm gonna pull a reverse idolfag and refuse to collab with any female or males, except my genmates.

>>30844849
It would be the first time she unambiguously tried to be overtly sexy

>>30844750
RIP in peace Light Rail Avenger.

>>30844819
>The world, it's starting to collapse. I think discors sex is the answer
made me laugh

>>30844799
Ame fucking up timezones and a bunch of people thinking it'll overlap with Ina. It probably will, but not to any significant extent

>>30844132

>>30844071
Is this from Ina's point of view?
Truly a cursed existence...

>>30844792
>he chooses to seethe impotently instead of working to become one of those people
What is your major malfunction, anon?

>>30844906
eh, being shy and embarrassed about it is better anyway.

>>30844132
The Chinese antis are actually Chinese nijis or other groups opposed to hololive specifically as opposed to genuine Chinese nationalists. This can be seen in how they ignored ASUS listing itself as a Taiwanese company instead of a Chinese company.

Hell I'd probably have a better chance saving up money to go to Japan and find a girl there then ever getting with Gura, but her cute autism is just too powerful and prior to her I had already given up.

>>30844354
>a single pepi
My sides are AWAY

>>30844664
She wants all the jannies at kfp to sub to the cake anyways

>>30844863
Smart. Dead hours until Ame means nothing of value will appear until then.

>>30844903
Sad people can get better. Sluts don't.

>>30844317
Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a recline at this point their growth is just plateauing finally after having had a huge incline since the debut. And it's frankly absurd that Gura's plateau is with ten thousand new subscribers a day.

>>30844088
This is VERY based

Getting a new license plate, what is the best hololive theme'd thing I can fit in 7 characters. Too bad hololive itself is 8.

>>30844917
I would rather Ame overlap a bit more with Ina than with Gura

>>30844894
>She hugged her thighs, and pulled them up around her head, and finally turned around to face the cold dark bathroom mirror.

How would Gura actually go about borrowing Ame's floaties?

>>30844924
it's how asians see white people in general
you really don't wanna see how they see blacks

>>30844370
Difference is she said 'suck my toes' as a joke directed at an NPC in a game, whereas in this instance she would be directing it at her audience and thus she would be overtly sexualizing herself. I think Gura, more than any other girl, is extremely wary of what could happen if she went too far and twitter normalfags started dogpiling on her for being a sexualized loli.

How many non-member Gura fans are hoping she won't be able to archive the ASMR so that it'll be posted here and they can view it for free?

>>30844971
they're detachable

>>30844971
Cute drawing.

>>30844955
peploni

JWU and I missed all the ASUS drama. Fuck....

>>30844955
AMESAME

>>30844385
>Another Demon
>Another Witch
>Another Detective
>another Blonde
>Kenyan
That would be the biggest step down from EN1 concepts

>>30844664
same, and now it's starting to show lots of Ame's doxx

>>30844917
I wonder what site she uses for timezone conversions that she consistently messes them up. But thank you, I hope she'll wait for people from all timezones to get a chance to see the poll before weighing the responses.

>>30844980
I'd member Gura if she does ASMR. Her voice is angelic.
t. deadbeat

>>30844955
Gurame or Amesame

>>30844746
never mind i like this rrat more

>>30844938
>Tfw she replies to them when they comment on her roommate
Chickin...

>>30844132
Is this right?

>Gura is cute and funny

Great sense of humor

Creative mind

Amazing to talk to

Great motivator

Accepts criticism very well

Outgoing

Pays attention to detail

Aptitude for public speaking

Active on social media

Generous

Talented artist

RISKS:

Has had his tonsils removed

Can be sensitive

Taking risks without a good backup plan

Organizational skills can be an issue

We don't promote competition

Income is not guaranteed

Plans can change, such as job or school

We will handle anything that may come up

Plans

>>30844933
Anon I hate to tell you this but Gura isn't anything special. She's your standard quiet, nerdy midwestern girl. They make 'em so small there some of them look like they came out of the womb early. It's tricky to meet shutins, especially when they don't turn into MMO addicts like Ina, but they exist and there's absolutely no shortage of them.

>>30844922
>Isaiah
Mori is a jew confirmed

>>30844955
UOOOOOH

>>30844132
uhhh, rrats?

>>30844132
>In their first collaboration stream, Ina and Mori drew
characters from My Hero Academia, Masamune Kusano, and Kiyoaki Koyama, respectively.
In March, after the first two months of the live show, "Art Stage Singapore 2017: The Show" began broadcasting on YouTube.
In May, at "Comic Con Asia Singapore 2017", in which Ina and Mori debuted some of the character designs for the second season, Ina explained the process of creating the characters and environments for the anime.

>>30844132
feet

>>30844993
Fuck Asus