/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I LOVE AME

>>30840422
kek

this thread

AHEM
I HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!
Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!
Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!
Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!
All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

Ina Ina Inaaaaaa!

Why delete the Ina thread, meidos?

FUCKING YOUTUBE LAGSPIKE CUT THE LINE FOR ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this one is archived, right Aki-chan?

>>30840448
OGEY

>>30840398
>Gundou Mirei transferring to Hololive
Now THAT would be the fucking "rape all your oshis" arc, she'd make Kiara look like a joke.

Aki is just too cute guys...

holy fuck seeing that in the catalog was almost as funny as callipog

I'm scared. Kiara shouldn't have bothered with this art.

Don't open, very scary Gura doxx that will ruin your life.
Boo!

Chickin?

>>30840475
Why have that when you could have this beauty

cursed thread

I do not like this OP...

>>30840488
this fucking BRAT!!

>>30840076
>the entire Japanese culture board catalog is just /vy/ threads

Reminder that no matter how bad the girls lives are, we all know that the broken are the more evolved.
Which holo would be good for a watchalong?

>>30840475
It must have been an early thread, and for some reason retards have still yet to understand that early threads get fucking cut every time

Reminder: Haachama has confirmed that Akai Haato still lives on inside of her. Haachama fucking vored Akai Haato alive, jesus fucking christ.

>>30840420
Paramore and My Chemical Romance are zoomer bands. If that's what Mori and Calli I mean Kiara grew up with they're zoomers, end of story. Gura on the other hand sings old ass boomer songs like Eva Op and Ride on Time.

>>30840448

I had a dream that the HoloEN were going to do a D&D collab and for some reason Mori had made one of those old PHP forums for them to organize it. It was extremely janky, since all she'd done was create a few forum sections and set the color scheme to white on black. There was a thread where everyone was thanking Mori for making it anyways, but Gura commented "Lookin a little janky here chief. jk jk"

Ina was the DM because she wanted to play as villains instead of a party member.

Kiara was the only one to give her forum profile an avatar and signature. She made a thread that was just "I LOVE YOU CALLI!" Calli banned her as a joke, but couldn't figure out how to unban her. Amelia tried to help, but her tech advice was wrong. Mori just posted "Ugh, I'll fix it tomorrow" but then never did.

Ame posted a thread for her character, which was a catgirl rogue, but it didn't have a backstory or anything. It was just a bunch of pictures of catpeople and a one line description about how they were related to her character. The only other post was from Ina which just said "Uh, Ame?"

Hachama had found the link to the forum on their discord and signed up, but hadn't actually posted and wasn't a part of the collab at all.

Pekora had told Aqua that she was part of the collab too as a joke, but Aqua believed her and spent six hours reading build optimization guides on a Japanese D&D forum. She couldn't figure out how to make an account, though, since all the instructions were in English. She tried to message Hachama to ask, but just started typing and deleting her message while making autistic breathing noises, and then said it was impossible and gave up. Someone clipped the stream of her being socially awkward to one of the HoloENs, who told her off-stream that she wasn't actually supposed to be part of the collab anyways.

>>30840484
and now she's back to sexual

>>30840487
She knew exactly what she was doing, the fun is just getting started.

>>30840448
Orange woman bad

>go back to west coast for vacation 4 timezones away
>all EN hours are suddenly better

All the English holos are great!
Gura!
Kiara!
Mori!
Amelia!
Ollie!
Haachama!
Reine!
Anya!
Coco!

>>30840516
>Why yes we're not a cult. How can you tell?

>>30840504
Miko

>Kiara is still pining for petra
>"I don't wanna marry anyone else just to not be alone at the end"

btw we might get a minor discord raid later, underage newfags in a certain discord still can't get over the previous raid

>Wake up
>Riceloli cancelled
>DMC5 cancelled
>Haachama's RFA was cancelled

Cancel my life please.

>>30840501
Slavs already live in a bullet hell, so they have no interest in 2hus.

>done archive reps
I'm starting to think that SHE'S NOT HERE posters are more schizo than SHE'S HERE posters

Why are distorted Pekora edits used here as avatar of unhinged mind anyway, what started it

>>30840515
>Eva OP and Ride on Time
Those are both meme songs now though.

>>30840523
I-Inaaaaa...

>>30840461
I love you wholesome ritualposter anon, no matter how much time passes without me coming here, you, along with the ogeys, are the constants of this thread, never change

I love Coco!

>>30840523
based concise unity poster

>>30840549
damascus

So who is the most emotionally fragile and emotional strong of Hololive?

>>30840517

>TWO STREAMS CANCELLED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

More of the Russian brothers. I believe the last post is referring to the first poster.

>>30840517
I love this.

>>30840461
welcome back, unitychad

>>30840523
Let's keep UNITY.

>>30840539
>>DMC5 cancelled
?

>>30840448
Why is everyone playing apex, is it still a relevant game or will it be dead by the time i git gud?

>>30840514
Haachama is a fucking monster and is going to nuke the jp server just to be sent back to en as a war criminal akai haato is crying on the inside

>>30840514
Haachama confirmed for Chronos...

So how do you feel about the fact that we've had 3 holos cry in a almost day? (Ollie, Miko, Reine)

I love you Gooruh

>>30840495
cure the curse

>>30840559
i am finally curious enough to ask what the fuck this is

>>30840548
I think the point of actual contention was between girls lurking and girls being actual posters
as far as we can tell the only one to outright admitting to posting is Mori, and that's ancient

post your art reps

>>30840549
>Pekora edits
>avatar of unhinged mind
you answered your own question peko

>>30840515
gura was doxxed multiple times, we know how old she is, lurk more

towa is my religion

https://streamable.com/job9ae

>>30840561
Haachama, Haachama

>>30840584
Ina...

Gura looks and sounds like a child...

>>30840576
>The storm did not approach

FUCK CAPCOM.

>everyone suddenly shitting on Ina now because she's in last place

>>30840548
you're a month late anon, nobody gives a fuck anymore. neck yourself

>>30840582
>Ollie
Again? What happened this time?

>>30840560
Isn't it much older than that? I've only been here since EN duebut and feel like the pekos were already here

>>30840549
Pekora's followers are the most unhinged, and what better avatar of madness then their god?

>>30840556
it's honest work, upholding unity. thank you anon

>>30840561
>Fragile
Matsuri
>Strong
Probably Mio

>>30840461
UNITY

>>30840584
THIGG BUT WHERE'S THEIR NOSES

>>30840582
Kiara cried yesterday too. It gets my dick hard like nothing else, I'm going on binges of Holo talents crying.

So Mori is the cringe one and Calli is the cool one?

>>30840609
I haven't seen it, but I'd guess it had to do with her and Reine's monetization being turned on.

Capcom... permissions...

>>30840516
please no

If Haachama didn't learn english after 4 years in Australia, she never will

>>30840517
Anon.... did you have dreams of cartoons as a child too

>>30840487
She likes literally everything under her art tag. She liked this today.

>>30840605
But she's not?
And no one is shitting on her?

>>30840561
>the most emotionally fragile
matsuri is a mess

https://youtu.be/bxy2oLe7VwU?t=2614

>>30840561
>emotional strong of Hololive?
subaru has seen shits

>5 hours of FE VOD
>still have to catch up on the slither.io SC reading
This is not fair puyo

>>30840568
>Thank you, your opinion is very important to us, we will call you back
kek

hey guys, it's me. Gutierrez Gonzalez. don't forget to stay hydrated, report and ignore doxxfaggots, point and laugh at schizos, but most importantly of all, love your oshi. Hope you enjoyed the streams today and have a good rest. hoocha. ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>>30840516
What did she mean by this?

>>30840634
That´s right

>>30840616
yeah the distorted pekos were a thing but the first time I saw them being used to post unhinged shit as opposed to reacting to something was with damascus

>>30840118
>Sora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT6Pf28eCgQ

>>30840130
Thanks. I've always seen the pasta but never actually seen any deeper explanation.

>>30840631
>>30840582
Women cry more during their period

>Kiara atelier stream
>have to sleep through it because it's at 5am for me
>six hours so watching the VOD will take too long
>I'll just watch the next stream I guess...
>FE stream at 5am
>it's just FE...
>the next Atelier stream is at 4am
Tenchou please

>>30840609
I meant when she cried during her freetalk, I should have worded my sentence better.

>>30840631
timestamp?

>>30840659
Thank you Gonkin Gusto

>>30840609
she shat herself

Heh, nothin personnel dagger loli. Fuck you bugs.

tic.... toc... *cough* inashit... *cough*

>>30840616
Distorted peko evolved from sniff posting I believe, back in June/July

>>30840582
Ollie and miko cried?

>>30840568
I don't get it, whats the conext?

>>30840553
Who is that a new indie vtuber can you link me her channel and what games she plays

>>30840551
How are those meme songs? I don't understand what this means

I'VE BEEN AWAY ALL WEEK
I NEED NARRATIVES

>>30840649
indog nousagi accidentally posted his prepared falseflags for when kiara overtakes ina

>>30840561
Botan is probably the strongest, especially how Gen 5 has some particularly concentrated antis.

>>30840592
shut up you're not my employer. Only the chicken can tell me what to do

Trinity!

>>30840605
she's not
there's just not much to discuss about her
to be fair, same applies to Gura but her numbers do cover for that

>>30840634
No, Mori is CringeKino and Calli is a bitch.

>>30840645
Well, to be more precise, what I had in my dream was more like just an image of the board and then random other stuff just being 'known,' like I'd remembered seeing it but didn't actually have any visual association but trying to explain the actual beats of a dream doesn't lend itself to a coherent explanation

>>30840659
hmm

>>30840659
Thanks, Grunchy Gringokiller

>>30840584
Ina... onegai...

>>30840674
>it's just FE...
literally me, I don't even enjoy watching FE streams, they are so boring

If you bugmen want to get to Coco, you'll have to go through me first.

>>30840576
Turlequeen caught the Japanese cold, it's the anime mommy curse.

Chickenlove!

Aki has a mouse cursor of herself, that's pretty cute

>>30840634
Calli's the cute girly one.

>>30840694
The Homiecation is just so they find shotas in a place where the Tokyo police has no jurisdiction

>>30840659
Thank you Godzira Guraua

>>30840659
thank you grizzly gobbles!

>>30840605
Ina's in the last place in what? She's still ahead of Kiara in subscribers.

I'll watch Ame's last LA Noire stream once Aki's stream ends.
How was it?

>>30840548
Anon they are here we just don’t know if they post and which ones have stayed here since they have showed up

>>30840561
Fragile is gonna be Matsuri, probably. Strongest is gonna be a tossup between Mio, Botan or Coco. They've all had some shit thrown at them and come through relatively unscathed.

>>30840582
Haachama cried too when she accidentally said wow that's amazing when someone said their dad died.

>>30840582
Haachama cried as well

>>30840669
I refuse to believe that a human can belt out what is basically a vocaloid voice

>>30840659
now you're learning, here's a (you) anon. eatwell

>>30840631
you got a timestamp on that?

>>30840582
Anon, I shall remind you that December is the saddest month for depressed people all around, be it because of Christmas or because it´s the end of the year.
Source: Spike in suicide rate all over the Globe

https://twitter.com/yumichiyo0606/status/1339589579167334405

>>30840717
i just leave her on the background, i hope it ends soon

>>30840659

>>30840669
god i love her cover of alien. i used to listen to it on loop for hours before i finally really got into hololive

>>30840584
ina...

>Mori-Guh
>Ame-Hic
>Ina-Hmmmm
>Kiara???
>Gura???

>>30840517
your dream is giving me weird highschool flashbacks, anon

are you gonna share with ame?

>>30840689
The first poster was talking about how he thinks people who watch Vtubers are all losers, and that they don't realize women who say they are their friends probably have sex with other men and drink vodka. The response said "Your best chance for a girl is some shitty waitress in a rundown Texas bar, shut up and settle for the only chance at happiness you'll get." Something to that effect.
Also, interesting thing, it would appear the home grown version of Ogeys is Watame?

>>30840717
on the other hand they're fun to have running in another tab and she goofs off a lot. Ceiling kiara was cute and the five stages of grief over petra was kino. They're like 5 hours minimum so catching up is actual work.

>>30840700
I really want to see a Mori/Ina/Gura collab where she's just being teased by a fellow nerd and a imouto mesugaki

>>30840728
I want to fuck this German Chicken! I'm the German Chicken Fucker!

>>30840549
The oshi reflects the poster the mirrors of distortion only amplified the madness

>>30840634
Mori is the CringeKino one, Calli is the cutesy girly one and Dice is the cool one

Wtf. Haachama kissed a girl in elementary school.

>>30840711
Someone's throwing off your groove, Global General.

>>30840582
Where's Miko crying, I need this.

>>30840515
More millenial than zoomer.

>>30840745
lol, source?

>>30840766
What's the sharing with Ame thing? I don't really follow her

>>30840757
Post timeskip is longer than pre-timeskip. And look how long it took her to get to post timeskip. Have fucking fun with that, buddy.

>tfw when none of the girls will ever play the real Cyberpunk 2077

>>30840669
For some reason Sora is the only Holo i would want to fuck... Daisenpai pliss

>>30840687
>>/jp/thread/S24152296#p24153234

>>30840688
Ollie during her freetalk, I guess it was already yesterday. My sence of time is fucked.
Miko cried during her new 3D announcement stream

>>30840549
Moon rabbits can drive people insane, this isn't surprising.

>>30840523
I don't say this as a diss, but I think Anya belongs to JP.

Wtf. Haachama fucked a girl in elementary school.

>>30840744
>Coco Unscathed
I used to believe she was an unbreakable dragon but I feel like it did do some damage to her. Though she still still didn't break there are signs she got hit by the bugs. Unless I was imagining it.

>>30840765
Kiara - cramp noises
Gura - dolphin sounds

>>30840782
as long as everybody stays hydrated, an imposter once in a while doesn't hurt

>>30840765
>Ina
Wah
>Gura
Hoocha...

>>30840711
let Graunchy Gawner have the (you)'s this time

>>30840717
She should do ironman runs of the older games, those would be fun.

>>30840793
anon are you me?

>>30840568
>Thank you, your opinion is very important to us, we will call you back
We are not so different, you and I

>Moona's actual weight is 48 kgs
https://youtu.be/kd_7WSrzPgY

ARCHITECTFAGS ON SUICIDE FUCKING WATCH

>>30840568
Is that last one a fucking doxnigger

>>30840811
Wise words, Grabthat Grotto!

>>30840811
Based.

>>30840788
noooooooo, at least she choose the shortest route aparently

>>30840765
They're not fucking Pokemon's you retard.

>>30840783
a few hours ago, after she announced miko v2.0 for 23th december.

>>30840732
>Kiara and Calli will never awkwardly try to have sex with you

>>30840539
>Not enjoying the absolutely based Haachama RFA stream with tummy slapping action.
NGMI.

>>30840819
There's something about this art that actually makes Amelia hot to me.

>>30840686
Are you going to keep doing these if the gap widens or are you going to numberfag like the faggot that you are?

>>30840539
Ollie and Reine has a pretty banging Zatsudans, if you're wondering what to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWRFlaFovFw&ab_channel=KureijiOllieCh.hololive-ID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZlNv3jyoN4&ab_channel=PavoliaReineCh.hololive-ID

>>30840722
I need to know if Gura has seen The Fast and the Furious and if she would do it as a watchalong. She has said before that she has played racing games so I figure there's a chance.

>>30840825
Do you really believe she's that light

>>30840657
She finally got to the timeskip

>>30840539
kek this webm caption is hilarious

>>30840659
>>30840711
WHAT'S HAPPENING WHO'S THE REAL ONE

>>30840765
>Guh
>Hic
>WAH
>Kikiriki
>Hoocha

And HachamachamaaaA

>>30840781
who didn't?

Thoughts on this detective?

>>30840517
>Mori banned Kiara as a joke but couldn't figure out how to unban her
my fucking sides KEK

>>30840811
Gambling Guru how do we know you are the real one?

>>30840825
>48 kg
>Needed TWO sport bras
There's no way...

>>30840605
If Ina did sexy artwork streams she would easily be TOP 10

Aside from japs, why does Gura only go out of her way to acknowledge Russians anyway? Does she know about the spic menace from watching Rushia?

Did the pedo do something?

>>30840842
Especially with Ina having her first karaoke in a while...
And she's been making special things for it, even.

>>30840825
Architects, ill need your help, it is gonna be a suicide mission

>>30840665
Wrong. Mori is the cringe kino, Calli is the normal girl.

>>30840767
>it would appear the home grown version of Ogeys is Watame?
fucking kek

>>30840826
No, he's insulting the poster who's shittalking Vtubers by saying the best woman he could pull is a waitress in a shitty Texas bar. Apparently that's their standard for shitty women?

I want to treat Ina with love and respect.

>>30840792
Look at the bright side, you won't be forced to kneel, and subsequently Your Legs are OK

>>30840809
Well, "relatively". The magnitude of shit she's getting is pretty unprecedented, I feel like most other holos would have a lot more difficulty dealing with it.

I stay out of /jp/ for 3 days just to open and see a subtle roommate trolling in OP.
You are better than this

>>30840781
Don't you?

>>30840687
>>30840799
what does that mean, I thought sniff is for sobbing or forceful inhaling, none seem to fit here

>>30840786
https://youtu.be/A4BnqtzTat0?t=3180
It takes her a few minutes to figure out that passing away = dying

>>30840856
Top 5 designs in Hololive

>>30840592
>He believes the decoys.

>>30840486

>>30840592
Shut up HER fag your dox is weak and your proof is weaker stop trying to say you have proof when it’s built on your shit ears gura is not HER you have defective ears you fucking esls

>>30840885
It's literally an ogey but instead of Peko it's an edit of a godawful fanart, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>30840811
which Gandalf Gray do I believe??

>>30840885
You fucking wish it was roommate trolling, that's a distorted picture of Kiara fanart she liked on Twitter, because she likes fucking everything and anything someone posts there

>>30840825
>48kg
>two bras
Yeah sure

>>30840657
At least you don't have to watch 16 hours of Minecraft because Ame is addicted and refuse to read guides

>>30840889
pekora does sniffles on stream, similar to aqua slurp posting

>>30840862
small girls are light, even if they have lots of booba

>>30840885
rent free

>>30840889
It was to do with Peko's habit of sniffing on stream

>>30840694
No more rrats. This retard murdered them all on stream.

>>30840856
She is ok i guess, goslings are annoying

>>30840118
>>Suisei
>idol autism
She has a dream and takes it seriously. She's completely functional, and even worked at a pub for a while before being a holo

God, imagine how awkward and cringe sex with Mori would be like

>>30840885
Anon, you vacation should´ve been longer

>>30840825
I have to take drastic action...

>>30840904

>>30840885
That is extremely offensive to her roommate, this is just tumblr art.

>>30840949
Holy kek my sides

>>30840825
My ass

>>30840884
Yeah I feel like some of the weaker Holos would have broken already and maybe even stop streaming altogether. Coco is definitely up there in terms of Mental fortitude. I'm thinking the damage she took was due to being sent to the no collab zone rather than bug attacks and Cover being ass and not supporting her enough.

>>30840946
Imagine her tryharding weird positions she has seen in porn just so I can grab her and fuck her in the missionary position

>>30840946
>>30840838
>shoot_your_goo_my_dude.jpg

>>30840841
Probably her superiority over you

>>30840710
No I mean did you have dreams of cartoon characters doing this type of shit when you were younger

>>30840873
kiara tried to take the menhera out of her but she immediately went to act like a good paypig after the stream

>>30840882
Really? 'cuz I want to fuck her until she's the main star in an Asanagi piece.

I can't believe Gura is over 60 years old and grew up listening to Elvis because she sang Can't Help Falling in Love.

>>30840548
They were here. Current status is NOT HERE.

>>30840729
So does Matsuri.
Do they sell those?

Update:
The Russians also call their schizos schizos

Rate Aki's SC BGM

>>30840904

>>30840949
Is this Malcolm in the Middle?

>>30840825
and that's wearing clothes

>>30840691
Probably since everyone recommends Eva so everyone has probably seen it and knows the OP song. Ride on Time though, not sure, but maybe it was a song for some youtube meme everyone has seen. Then again I never even heard of the song til Gura sang it, and I'm pretty old.

>>30840744
Watching Botan during the video Gen5 did on Aloe made me believe in her strength.

>>30841000
Isn't that basically the same thing?

>>30840949
I love this webm

>>30840995
I never watched cartoons until I got into anime in college.

>>30840659
Thanks Galosen Gen

>>30840781
Yeah and that’s pretty much all women

>>30840944
her real dysfunction is her crippling enstars addiction.

>>30840924
Which EN Holo does stream the most, actually?

>>30840999
nvm, didnt check the image. stream was like that after it ended, dont know why

>>30840904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWkOvakd9Mo

>>30840659
WTF she's a liberation theologist

Will Mori survive the Homiemoon with her virginity and sexuality intact and unquestioned?
http://poal.me/fsn1ct

>>30840949
I approve

>>30840825
>architects in utter disbelief
You'd know it's true if you acquire the forbidden knowledge

>>30840825
>48kgs
>needs two sports bras
She's either got the body shape of a tuna can, or she's a delicious shortstack

>>30840924
Good, guidefags get the rope.

>>30841009
gonna start saying "you have psychosis" instead of calling people schizos. it's got more weight to it.

>>30841001
She is a rural girl
They have a music taste 20 years behind
Source: my ex was a country girl and left me for someone with an actual horse.

>>30841030
Ame

>>30840825
Jesus was moona fucking buffet anon all along

>>30840744
So which Holo's would actually survive being targeted by the bug swarm attack like Coco has? I'm thinking FBK would be able to handle it.

>>30841030
Ame

>>30841040
chicken is incapable of rising up to the challenge,she already wormed out of the sleepover

>>30840888
>>30840854
No. Sadly.

>>30841030
ame in total streams, kiara in hours total cause her superchats are like 43 hours long

>>30840825
no way, I have 90kg and I look thin

Second night in a row where I didn't have dreams

>>30840885
pic related is hot

Just give Ina big boobs.

>>30841009
Schizophrenia in Russia is Шизофрения - which is exact transcription.

>>30841050
really thought this said "left me for an actual horse" but i was ready to just accept that

>>30840647
Thats really cute tho

What happened with the hacham stream? she said she was going to build a secret house in EN but buil d a TNT duper in jp, the fuck?

>>30841050
Why didn't you get a horse anon? I'm pretty sure its cheaper than a Car.

>>30841057
Ayame since she doesn't stream and isn't attached to her chat when she does :^)

>>30840825
i refuse to believe

>>30840549
From replying "ogey" to long, rambling posts , with the standard wide eyed pekora. Soon just the face became synonymous with "ogey" and people started making distorted edits of the ogey face.
If you were knowingly posting some convoluted, ogey-worthy narrative, you'd just post the pekora face on it to lampshade.

The narrative -> rrat part is more recent, a month and a half I think.

I'm not gonna make it, bros.... I've been trying to watch all the vods since debut but Ame and Chimken keep putting out 5+ hour streams faster than I can watch them.

>>30840517
>Calli banned her as a joke, but couldn't figure out how to unban her
for fuck sake lel, are you sure this is a dream?

>>30840793
I REALLY want to fap to her, but every time I try my consciousness gets the better of me. I feel so guilty I just can't do it.

>>30841062
You just know Kiara will make a dare that Mori will take too seriously and will end up getting raped

>>30840873
If there was any Holo was willing to hook up with Matsuri for casual sex, I'm sure it would be Kiara.

>>30840904
Top middle needs a bullet in his brain. Every other artist on there isnt a hack

>>30840118
>>30840669
I get the impression that Sora specifically was forged in the classic idol mindset, same as Ai but with the added onus of having to perform live on stream, thus having to maintain even tighter face. She's "perfect" because she has to be, because classically idols got absolutely no leeway and essentially have to become their kayfabe indefinitely.
Or maybe I'm reading too far into it, dunno.

>>30841062
She can't worm out of a 5 nights of being in a hotel room together

>>30841009
ШУЕ ППШ

>>30841010
too loud tbqh

>>30841069
There is NO WAY you're not american.

Which one has a stinky vagina?

>>30840659
you're jahr jura

>>30840541
It's kind of funny to see similarities and direct imports from /hlg/-/hlgg/. Just the latest thread has
>anonchamas
>local autist trying to get vtuber threads moved either to their own board or to /fag/
>our virgin JP idols vs your EN whores
>nousagi being nousagi
>Mori close ups
>shut up, Suisei is singing
>faggot bat.jpg
>here's why I want this ironic weeb content creator to be in EN2
>zoomers get out reeeeeee
>doxxfags get out reeeeeee
>/u/ get out reeeeee

>>30840787

>>30841050
Do they moan loud?

>>30840783
Can't remember the exact timestamp during her 3D announcement stream. Watamates started shitposting it at 15:47:32 so somewhere at 45-50 minute mark would be my guess.

>>30841010
Pretty gud. I hope she does more belly dances.

>>30840806
I wasn't joking though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7warFe9XcYA

>>30841057
Koro-san

>>30841079
horses are high mane-tenance

>>30840461
Based unity poster

>>30841057
Botan and maybe Marine

>>30840904
The best one is in the botton left, how appropriate

>>30841033
>Lindybeige
Based
>33-minute video
kek

>>30840842
It will widen for sure with Ina's karaoke.

>>30841112
Oh, that sounds fun. I'd have to make a twitter account for it

>>30840825

>>30841079
I don´t know how to park a horse my dude and
I´m pretty sure their hoffs get hurt by pavement

>>30840793
Go and watch her stream then realize there's good chance she will reply to your chat message in English
You won't feel that anymore

>>30840906
>there are still people who don't believe gura is HER

>>30840548
I prefer to believe that any of the girls aren't here. If I really knew they were here then I would be really concious of the shit that I posted here, and I prefer to live in a world where I can shitpost as much as I want without having to worry about it having any real world impact.

>>30841070
At this rate I won't submit any dream to Amelia, tonight once again my dream is full of gore and death

>>30841088
Watch 2x stream 2 stream at a time. Consume 4 hours content within 1 hour time also increase parallel processing with your single brain cell. That or not be able to process anything which equals 0 hours within 1 hour time.

>>30841111
every chan user is the exact same.

>>30841076
Dumbass Дебил, Schizo IS NOT EQUAL Schizophrenic. Schizo = Schizoid

>>30841096
I'd believe it, but add onto that she must have some sort of broken, maybe self confidence issues, if she decided to channel that idol autism into streaming behind a 2d avatar for almost no viewers for years on end instead of trying to be a traditional idol.

>>30841111
Man every holo community is a fucking mirror someone should tell 5ch about rus Chan so we can watch their reactions to rus Chan and react to that

>>30841033
HolostarsEN?

>>30840517
Baqua...

What are the chances of having this type of content in hololive?

https://youtu.be/aQXXPr2DVz0?t=5428

>>30840904
>>30841094
What's up with that image? I do like the pose desu.
>>30841129
>The best one
If you're an architect, maybe. Hews got it right imo.

im gonna fucking vent you people know who i am cover banned cyberpunk because of the watson whore thing

>>30841155
This might be a sign of some kind of trauma anon. I never get these kinds of dreams but my unhinged brother always does

I had a dream that I had missed multiple days of work at this part time job where I babysat for a super rich guy for a couple hours every day, then I woke up and was convinced it was real until I talked myself down

I love this pose. I wonder if she specifically requested these expressive poses.

Aki is such a treasure.

>>30840825
is she 4'5?

>>30841116
She was really embarrased by her moaning, kept trying to hold it back. It was adorable
But yes.
She moaned really loud once she let herself go

>>30841177
0, Hololive is a puritan company

>>30840825
Yeah (1)48kg

>>30841112
>all my dreams are about having sex with holos

>>30840587
No idea but it looks like Chinese bootleg coco.

>>30841177
Isn't this the vtuber who fucked her boyfriend on stream?

>>30840587
I mean, the name's right there

>>30841165
Most people have self confidence issues I'd argue that the ones that don't are even more broken

I had a dream.

But I forgot it.

here's an evil rrat for you all;
Gura IS Jay

I have a confession to make
Ina is the only holo I watch and only because I was a fan of her before hololive
I'm not a real hololive fan

>>30841177
Wasn't this taken down?

>>30841185
Should just have an ID or a JP play it, if that's the concern.

>>30841135
Kiara will take a 5 day break with Mori, of course it will widen

How to get unfiltered by Hachama? I like Coco and Watame. Coco is pretty approachable, and I don't understand most of Watame says but I can still 'feel' what she says, so her feeliongs still reach me. Hachama on the other hand I can't understand even when she speaks English. Back when I was new to Hololive I even got her mixed up with Polka since they're basically the same character and even have similar designs. Hachama is very hard to foollow and listen too for long stretches. I think I just need a different angle of approach, since I was able to warm up to Aki and Moona which were also hard to get into at first.

>>30841151
I’ve been here since October, I have never Been convinced , it is all circumstantial evidence at best and may pat tier at worst

>>30840627
>4am
ahahahaha....

Holy shit 5e sucks. What the fuck is a wild magic barbarian?

>>30841189
Kooper...

>>30840788
Post timeskip is shorter, especially in Crimson Flower

>>30841228
t. deadbeat
oh wait

>>30841080
Its easy to keep a secret when everyone is dead.

>>30841220
I mean substantially more crippling ones, not normal ones.

Towa Mama?
No no,
Towa baby...
EIHH

>>30841050
I believe this

>>30841228
I was also a fan of hers before Hololive ever since that dumb as fk Melt and Passionlip "controversy"

>>30841198
Pretty sure she is, there a lot of them.

>>30841177
miko already did but you have to pay.

If there's anyone who speaks Russian, I want a second opinion on what this translation means. For context, they're still insulting that anon who talks about how he hates Vtubers because they're disgracing his 2D dream girls. I have no idea what a "dvatcher" is. The original text for that section is:
>Нет конечно, это же ебаный двачер.

>>30841185
That would be the funniest reason

>>30841218
It wasn't actually real

If you had to suck on Gura, where would you start?

>>30841240
I agree, c0da is shit

https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1339576363401977856?s=20

>>30841087
>The narrative -> rrat part is more recent, a month and a half I think.
Funnily enough that was around when I found hololive.
Literally one day I was seeing everyone posting about narratives and it was rrats the next day.

>>30841228
Same but with Gura

Did you guys know if you really focus on Aki's face you will realize that Aki...
Has a nose!!!!
How surprised were you?

>>30841266
Why are cucks like this

Amelia's childhood is literally pic related

>>30841198
Aki is fully aware of her mommy/aunty charm, she uses it as an extremely dangerous weapon
it even made the reddit whiteknigths stick around and pay for her groceries

>>30841189
But it is real. Ame wouldn't want you to skip work anon...

>>30841228
Does it make you happy to see that she's In-a better place now?

>>30841284
by me

>>30840517
What the fuck?

>>30841237
ogey

>>30841237
Mat pat*>>30841050
She might have been a music major or did band /orchestra That would also explain the music taste

>>30841235
She's the one pretending to be retarded

Haachama belly pats!
https://youtu.be/uGYS8FSakjo?t=1748

I'm really surprised Ame picked the assignment that she did. Most people's dreams are really fucking boring to hear about.

>>30841079
It is not cheaper than a car

>>30841153
Since I heard Risu might come here I posted more Risu is cute.
Risu is cure btw.

>>30841282
Bo he's right there was no boyfriend

>>30841241
Did Kwappers have a similar story?
I have dreams like that often but it's usually about forgetting I have a class until the end of the semester, I think it turned into a job because I'm off uni and going lower on money since my on campus job is closed

>>30841228
Ina is fantastic. I'm glad she gained more confidence and became less humble / overly-conscious.

>>30841080
Amelia was in the server o she had to do a quick change of plans

>>30841228
i do have same confession like you but with Gura
>inb4 HERfag

>>30841258
user of the website dvach (2ch)

>>30841253
WHAT?! That was Ina? Man, I was bitter about that artist getting harassed before I knew it was her...

>>30840657
Just play some non-story heavy games or workwhile catching up with the SCs

Aki is getting very desperate about the viewers not recognizing her nose's sovereignty

>>30841320
No, but she's a babysitter

>>30841258
2ch
2 - Два (Dva) in Russian
Dva-cher

>>30841274

>>30841310
Never change Haachama

>>30840792
Can someone superchat Rainforest to play E.Y.E. instead?