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Hololive Global
Gura Blazing Sails https://youtu.be/7SqxlCWB-AAKiara FE3H https://youtu.be/0Tow5A9cnCIWatson's Fun House Minecraft https://youtu.be/_XzJP9MIugsHaachama Minecraft https://youtu.be/A4BnqtzTat0>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
Gura loves you!
yarr!
Selamat pagi /hlgg/!
INAAAA
Mikochi
Our Favorite Bitch is on
>>30816339I love Gura!
ENMA STOP THEM FROM SETTING UP WAITING ROOMS IT KILLS LIVE VIEWERS
>one strum of the ukuleleTIME FOR THE SEA SHANTIES, LADS
cunny
This bitch is singing AGAIN!
Gura is my oshi
gura is doing a pretty good job of faking it for this stream! i'm so proud of her!
Breedchama?!
>When he doesn't away the pepeloni
anyone got that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that's being made?
I love Ina so much bros
>>30816327Why is the syringe censored?
I love Amelia Watson!
wtf is /hlg/ up to now?
>>30816339Well I guess I love you too
Take what you can.Give nothing back.
>>30816339I love Gura's happy demeanor!
Gura come here, I need your booty
>>30816362When did Haachama get so thick?
Thread theme before you proceed any further:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2gTs_fbC1g&feature=youtu.be
>>30816366its only natural takko
>>30816355yes
>>30816362
Gura's pretty good at feigning interest in this shitty game. She sounds so enthusiastic and non-critical of the game but you can tell that she wants to end it soon by how she's saying that she wants this to be her last round.
Man this shit is so boring after a few rounds. When will Holos play GunZ?
>>30816339No she doesn't but that's okay because I love her anyway.
Top kekBanish /hlg/ to /trash/ when?
You're joining a new pirate crew and Gura wants to be the captain.Do you let her be captain or do you take it?
>>30816363
>>30816339I LOVE YOU TOO GURA! T u T
>/hlg/ is trying to get tulpasoh god why did i check the other thread
>>30816359
>>30816380Her cooking is that good
>>30816371Wondering what /hlgg/ is up to
>*boards your ship*>"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR">*her superior crew defeats yours*>binds you and your crew up and starts looking for treasure on your ship>she returns and approach you>she's VERY ANGRY>"You, you're Gosling, right?">"Your precious treasure... Your wife AMELIA... WHERE IS SHE?!"
God even that little bit of vocalization while she felt out the vowels was amazing. How is her singing voice so good bros.
This game is shit but Gura sure is cute and funny
Fuck. Oh, fuck. I think I’m unironically falling in love with Gura. I just got hit with a wave of utter, raw emotion. What the fuck. She’s playing some shitty pirate kusoge screaming like a monkey and I think I love her. What the fuck is happening to me? I have a fianceé. I’m getting married in two months. Why is this shark making me feel things my loving, supporting girlfriend never did? Fuck this. Oh, fuck. Fuck. FUCK. It wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. What the fuck do I do?
>Hey anon, let me swap your poop deck! Sha-har-hark!
ARRRGH BRITTANY!
>>30816379BOOBA
THE REAL 2 DOXX
>>30816390she loves her members!
>>30816367it's filled with poopoo, Ame will inject poopoo into her victims
PULL THE BRAKES
Watch Gura get shot before she can end her song
>>30816358I fucking love this bitch
>>30816363aawahah the australian peploni has always been celebrated for its excellencethere is a california pepeloni by noo one inspired by that same aussie excellenceit's picked away, off the pizza, and like the best aussie pepeloni it's eaten with the ear of th epizza
3 karaokes we are fucking getting spoiled as shit how do other people cope with lack of song
ok that was pretty cute
Just caught up with Ina's Journey stream and man it's really a good stream.
EARLY IN DA MORNIN, HOOCHA
>>30816399w-what?
how were the threads when cake royalty used meme arrows?
>>30816400have you a problem with my command of english vocabulary? or is it the syntax that confounds you?
>>30816399What?
Gura is singing off-key...
>>30816375That's a pretty great piece of art
>>30816411literally me
>...early when she risEHEYYY *screams*i'm fucking dying chumbuds xD
Today was a good day
And people say Gura has no good comedic timing
>>30816256They honestly fill in the 'hanging out with your bros' energy that the hololive girls don't have.https://youtu.be/UJ4kN3vSB2E?t=1938And if you can catch him, Astel does unarchived multi-hour long unarchived karaoke streams, with usual song choice being Disney and other stuff.
>>30816379I'm not supposed to feel this way for this electric tea kettle, and yet....
Nice
>>30816406Break it off now or you’ll be divorced and lose all your shit
>>30816402Based
>>30816399kek, another thing /hlgg/ already beat them to
>>30816380Haachama cooking
>>30816411LITERALLY ME
>>30816406rope
>>30816430Fuck off with off topic shit
>>30816406haha welcome, friend
>>30816437>xD
Coco or Gura?
>>30816388Sure buddy, it's not like she really likes the pirate theme.
>>30816399Are we going to become like that as time goes by?
Yarr me chumbuds, the captain Gawr Gura be streaming and sinking ships except the ship is hers but it's okay because she's cute, also that thar Phoenix will be streaming Three Houses once more soon so prepare for another comfy zatsudan because KFP isn't a cult friends, where we at?
>>30816441What? That's like one of the things almost everyone says about her
>>30816425Really one of the best of EN
>>30816411STOOOOOOOOOOOOPMEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30816448mmm
>>30816411Holy shit my dude. That's me! Tako a break will ya?!
SEAMATES WY@
>>30816448BOBA!
can't watch the stream. Is my daughter having fun?
Anons, what do you do with a drunken sailor erlai in the morning?
>>30816407Is that code for a rimjob?
>>30816425>Just caught up with Ina's Journey stream and man it's really a good stream.I'll take that as a recommendation, I'll check it out tomorrow morning.
>A bread cabinet with no bread>Minecraft streams with no direction>You are without a doubt the worst streamer I've ever heard of>'a', but you have heard of me
>>30816380>He wasn't there when she announced that she weighed over 300 gyoza
>>30816437>xDDisney xD holo WHEN?
>>30816441Literally nobody says this. Its her most cited talent after her singing.
>>30816399It would be a real issue if flight traffic control anon befriended Tyler
>>30816375your pixiv image saving reps anon
kek
>>308164252 was a model tako
Yep, Towa is the most pretty roommate
>>30816441Literally no one has ever said this
>Pull the brakesGura is a cyclist confirmed, Bikechads can't stop winning
>>30816411WHAT THE FUCK THATS ME
>>30816411WTF why am I being doxxed?
Oh Gura...
gura...
>>30816441Her comedic timing is like one of the universal agreed upon things about her
>>30816406Don't do it anon, you have what most of us can only dream of
>>30816461yes, and? :3
>>30816393I ain't lettin a woman drive
>>30816406Anon, I think you need a rest from Gura.
>>30816406The greatest appeal of an irl woman is her body, but through chuubas you learn that women can have beautiful souls.
>>30816435Well, do take the full versionhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85663095>>30816488You try uploading it. Too big a haul, matey.
Why is everything but the actual thread theme being postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wor87p2AYcg
>>30816411Wtf where did you find this pic thats literally me
>>30816425it really was. Ina really shines in these types of games given how immersed she gets
Y'ARR THIS BE A NICE THREAD HEREI'LL TAKE EVRYTHING YA GOT
>>30816406give in
>>30816448Oh fuck that's a pretty hot idea, the ring fit ring smacking boobs....
Ayunda Risu is very awesome
>>30816493Towa rooms with someone?
>gura keeps starting on the first two notes and then stopping
>>30816466>Yarr me chumbuds, the captain Gawr Gura be streaming and sinking ships except the ship is hers but it's okay because she's cuteI laughed. I love this little shaaak.
LOL SHE SAID LEWDING GUYS POG
>>30816465we must be better
If anyone wants to watch an oji-san play through Bayonetta, have a thing. (No, I don't know if the EN holos have permissions for it, JP and EN permissions are sometimes separate)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZKSYKyD-ls
>>30816476I think the game is absolute DOGSHIT and it probably is, but she's having so fun and singing like a drunken pirate too
>>30816467>>30816485>>30816494>>30816502Everyone on /hlg/ would disagree with you.
>>30816498And for his next trick he will dox chumchads , deadbeats , moonafan or nutsakis
>>30816466Right here
>>30816416AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
I'm going to make a vocaroo for this tomorrow. I just wanted to post it while it was on topicI thought I heard the meido say:"Leave her, Anon, leave her."Tomorrow ye will get your streamAnd it's time for us to leave herLeave her, Schizo, Leave her!Oh, leave her, Schizo, leave her!For the limit is hit and the image won't postAnd it's time for us to leave herOh, The doxx was foul and the yabai ran high"Leave her, Anon, leave her!"You sent the post and none replayedAnd it's time for us to leave herLeave her, Anon, Leave her!Oh, leave her, Anon, leave her!For the limit is hit and the image won't postAnd it's time for us to leave herI'd hate to post on hlg's hub"leave her, Anon, leave her!"No Unity allowed and endless rratsAnd it's time for us to leave herLeave her, Anon, Leave her!Oh, leave her, Anon, leave her!For the limit is hit and the image won't postAnd it's time for us to leave herWe swear by Oshi for want of more"leave her, johnny, leave her!"But now she's done so we'll go offlineAnd it's time for us to leave herLeave her, Anon, Leave her!Oh, leave her, Anon, leave her!For the limit is hit and the image won't postAnd it's time for us to leave her
>>30816399As if they are not shizo enough.
>>30816380>he didnt watched the 2 buckets of KFC ASMR
>>30816544of course they would, they're the anti thread
>>30816544>/hlg/ who?
>>30816477of course
>>30816443Didn't Astel do an 11 hour karaoke stream recently? That boy is special.
>>30816544Not even people in hlg agree with those in hlg
>>30816481Watchalong when?
Where can I read Calli's member blog posts without becoming a member?
>>30816406Honestly unironically call off the wedding if your fiancée never made you feel like you were in love
>>30816406shout gura's name while fucking your wife
>>30816544And you think I care?
>>30816443Seriously. Like the girls will give you the girlfriend experience but the Homos will straight up give you the bro experience better than even the most tomboy of talents.Roberu is actually someone to look up to IMO
>>30816406>hey, honey, wanna try cosplay sex tonight? haha...
>>30816406i'm already married and i still haven't told my wife that i've spent money on a membership to watson
>>30816544The dogfucker barracudas aren't real people anon, even though know they're full of shit but they seethe too much to admit it.
>>30816481Based
>>30816539It pisses me off to no end that Cover didn't think to get EN permissions from SEGA as well. The fuck were they thinking.
>>30816544They can't even understand what their oshi is saying, why would you trust their opinions on comedic timing?
I've never edited this type of video before, but I'm tempted to start creating highlight videos of Amelia's streams since she doesn't seem interested in doing them herself.
>>30816539They got SEGA permissions earlier this month(?) I think so it should apply to both
>>30816551noice lad
That shout really sounded like Tom's shouts when getting hurt
>>30816428>>30816432Someone's doing adderall daily to give himself hallucinations of Pekora >>30816170
Gura...
Gura....
>>30816351 >i thought i heard the shark girl sayleave her jp leave her>tomorrow the rrats will get their payand it's time for us to leave her>leave her, jp leave her!oh, leave her jp leave her!>for the thread is long and the rrats won't quitand it's time for us to leave her
>>30816411>how different v-tubers were in the old country >soft voices, seiso content and... Gura >ahh Gura... so small, so pure, so easy on the ears >she used to sing me a little gypsy love song...
>>30816466right herestill waiting
>hearing coco sing queen's dont stop me now while gura attempts to ram ships and falls off the boatthis is comedy gold
I'm having a good time, too, Kaichou.
>>30816339Do you rly beleb?
>>30816391guys the Nazrin thread...
>>30816476She having a lot of fun, I wish I could still have fun like her
>listening to Coco singing Don't Stop Me while Gura suffers
>>30816551You better sing that as Vergil
That fucking Tom&Jerry squeal
>>30816544Hlg is dead anon and has been for years stop chasing ghosts
gouda...
>>30816565Makes me wonder, which HoloEN would we watch Pirates of the Carribean with?Only the first 3 as post Davy Jones isn't as good
>>30816431stop posting here and go back to facebook, you filthy SEAnigger
Why won't she just play Sea of Thieves?
>>30816399That guy posted here last night because he got bullied out of the kana thread, wonder why they're letting him stay this time.
>>30815454Ahoy.
>>30816573Holy fuck my sides
>Gura's stream syncing up with Coco singing Don't Stop Me Now
FUCKING CHINKS RUNING MY FUCKING COCO STREAM!!!!! CAN'T EVEN LET CHAT BE NON MENBERS ONLY FOR A SECONDO HOLY SHIT FUCVKING CHINKS!!!!!
>>30816551incredibly based, anon.Make sure you double or tripple your voice during the chorus parts to make it sound like a crew
>>30816551holy fuck good job dude
She is purposely playing as shit as possible, right? There is no way this is not planned.
You think they'll run into each other? Or is Haachama doing an English stream in the JP server? (I guess there's no particular reason she couldn't, though all her EN Minecraft streams have been in the EN server so far...)
>>30816544And we'd disagree about the morality of dogfucking.
>>30816544You mean the same people with the nousagi making a tulpa?
>>30816493She's hot as fuck
Why does Gura keep singing Drunken Sailor? Does she literally not know anything else?
>Gura sneaks onto their ship with weapon in hand>Jumps off immediately when she sees someoneThat would've been kino if she had gone on a massacre. Now I feel blueballed.
>>30816587What wrong with /hlg/?
>>30816406real women are not worth it, give everything to Gura
>>30816587>he's gonna get a bad trip and just see distorted pekos
>>30816551Based!
>>30816542she's having fun so i'm having fun :)
>>30816619Nobody to play with
>>30816399Guys, what do we do about our retarded brother?
>>30816391You act like /hlgg/ hasn't ever done the same thing
>>30816643correct
>>30816411Bro...I was supposed to be anonymous here. I just got fucking doxxed.
COCO I KNEEL
>>30816593>>30816551Both of these are great, good shit anons
>>30816643To be fair, I don't either
>>30816634I'm not sure but if I had to guess, Haachama is going to do an EN stream on the JP server. Otherwise there'd be a bigger notice about it beyond silently adding EN tags
>>30816634I believe she said it'll be on the jp server getting ready to bring ame over
>>30816643I can't think of a lot of pirate songs off the top of my head either.
>>30816628chinks fucking ruin everything, no wonder cover dropped the CN branch
>>30816619That's more of a collab game than a solo stream
>>30816608I may be a Vergilposter but my voice sounds nothing like him, but that doesn't mean I won't try.
Chances of Goora playing Black Flag after this?
>>30816587
>>30816551Will anon deliver? find out next time on....
>>30816643the idea came to her to learn it on the ukulele and she's doing it. you noticed this isn't a singing stream, right?
>>30816599Sounds like perfection.
>Gura barely reach 20k viewersit's over bros, holoen truly a flop now
>>30816587this is the first pekora he will see
Were there people who got mad a while ago because they already bought Spirited Away?
>>30816406This might actually be a good solution if you're so desperate >>30816573
>>30816656She should play with Haachama.
>>30816533You got it mate
>>30816658We just did it 30 minutes ago
>>30816587adderall doesnt even increase hallucinations
Gura really enjoying this game.Happy for her.
>>30816643Why don't you WATCH THE FUCKING STREAM BEFORE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
>>30816544no shit, they're the anti thread and have hated her since day 1
She's actually playing that thing lol
>>30816406leave her, Anon, Leave herOh leave her, Anon, leave her
>>30816619Because HER already played it and with a guy on top of that. Schizo antis might use it as ammo to harass her
>Gura sticking to her bard routine as the enemy ship passes right by thembased
I KNEEL
>>30816406You've made a huge mistake.
She's so bad at this but she's clearly having a lot of fun.
adorable
>>30816602Literally what and who?
>>30816399good i can't wait to hear how some of them fuck up and kill themselves thinking that korone is going to take their fingers for real.
>>30816646They died months ago they just don’t know they are dead yet O_O
>>30816379Pikamee was Koopa all along!?
>>30816686Yes it's all over, EN is finished. You can leave the thread now since it's all downhill from here..
>so faYAst
basado?
>>30816426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGG3eFbspg
>traveling in the sea with your ship, you're the captain>hear some voice in the distance>it's a girl singing>the singing is so beautiful, like anything you ever seen>you're so entranced by it you force your crew to go check it out, even though they warn you about it>it's Gura, the hungry siren shark and kills and eats you allAnd this made me think: Holo yandere siren when?
>>30816633anon....
>>30816687Does the YT bug need to be explained to every single one of you newfags?
>>30816681Half of Black Flag is assassin stuff + depressing story though, doubt she'd handle that slog well
>>30816686>20k views on this garbage ass gamethats fucking impressive anon
>>30816681kek
>>30816643Cause maybe the rest are copyrighted?
>the singing and ukelele on the bow while cannons fire off at her shipThat moment was pure, actual, legitimate kino.
>>30816686ogey
God, imagine being Gura's neighbor and getting to hear her muffled squeals and singing through the wall.
>>30816587Been reading that since that schizo startedhe's not ogey
>>30816648Never played this game but the name reminds me of Blazing Saddles. Anyone else watched that movie?
>>30816587I hope he breaks his mind and ends up too fucked up to shitpost in /hlgg/ anymore, let alone use a computer.
Why does she say er-lie
>>30816707The Arizona band was playing when the Pearl Harbor attack started. They finished what they were playing.
>>30816704Nobody gives a fuck. If antis wanted to harass her, they'd have done that already.
>>30816724No anon, we gotta talk about how HoloEN is dead or else it isn't fun
>>30816730i would pay so much money for a bloodthirsty edgy-ass cannibal holo that enjoys gorey games
>>30816753That's... that's how the song goes, anon.
I know it will never happen, but Gura playing Holdfast as a musician while playing the ukulele for us would be awesome
SHE GOT A KILL
>>30816748UUUUOOOHH
>>30816704So everything HER played is now blacklisted? Feels fucking stupid to limit yourself like that.
>>30816634jusr checked her stream chat and it looks like she is building a secret base on the JP server for the EN members
>>30816615Gura seems like she'd hop on the idea pretty quick because sharks are in the ocean and so are pirates, or something like that right? She looks like she's having fun with pirate stuff here
>>30816728
>>30816333>FE
>>30816753thats how the song goes
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
hooooooly FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
APOLOGIZE
>>30816732she's mad cause she has boobs
She's rotten as a sailor, and as capable as a landlubber. They say that having a women on board your ship is bad luck.Having a shark who sings shanties though, that's good luck indeed.
BARD HOLO WHEN?
>>30816339>gura loves mesee ya nerds
This stream is twitch tier and Gura's fake screams are shit.
>>30816739nothing from the age of sail remains under copyright
>>30816753ya can't be serious mate
>>30816740every time i see this ogey i'm reminded of the anon that said he wants to eat pekora's eye, thinks it looks like candy
>>30816686Chumbros it's over...
SHE WON?! HOW?!
>G (You)
she did it...
MY WIFE KILLED SOMEONE
SQUEALING UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Apex shark!
>She actually fucking wonHow?
>Windows 98 Error Message
>She fucking wonhow?
>Gura actually winningThis game is retarded
Wow Gura is amazing at this game, a real pirate
>victory>*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL*
SHE DID ITMY DAUGHTERWIFE WON!
>>30816399As long as they have a Jackie Chan tulpa as backup they should be fine
>>30816776Oh that's cute too
>>30816684I have more free time now that finals is over so I'm going to crack it out as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'm MOTIVATED!
holy shit what a way to end
>>30816798why would you tell me that, now that's all I'm going to think
SHE WON THE LAST ROUNDKINO KINO KINO
SHE WON WTF?
Gura seems to be really enjoying this game, and that makes me happy even though I generally don't enjoy a lot of the content she puts out.I'm also glad that Coco is back and having fun, although I'm certainly not going to listen to her sing. I hope she can get over the harassment and co her best.
>>30816774HER fags need to die that theory is of the quality of sans is ness they need to feel bad about being that shit
>>30816792The blood is staining your pants
>>30816633apologize
>>30816774She doesn't limit herself like that, you're responding to low effort bait.
>>30816739Sea shanties? From the age of pirates?
>>30816759SHE WON one, nice
>>30816829But she didn't do anything...
>she gets the final kill and wins the matchkino
>>30816819VICTORY SCREECH
>You are Gura's bootyWhy not live?
Oh the prices on the memberships are not based on us prices Even I can afford them HOLY SHIT.
>>30816796Oh really? Guess it's other stuff then.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1339408685404102657Casper...
Fun timeSomeone bring me my white pants
She actually won in a multiplayer game
>>30816621/hlg/ changes with timezone
>>30816755That didn't work out so well.
has gura reacted at all to all the russians suddenly in her chat?
>>30816425I can't believe Ina is going to cyberstalk 2.
>>30816704>>30816774Or maybe they just don't have permissions for that yet and this game already does? I don't think she gives a fuck about avoiding games she played on her past life.
>>30816801>>30816811>>30816814>>30816832Power of the Drunken Sailor
>>30816792This stream is cute tier and Gura's screams are the best!
>>30816866she greets them at the beginning of streams
KAICHOU SAID SHE LOVES ME BYE LOSERS
>>30816774Why are you trusting what random anons say? We have no idea if she’ll play those games or not
>>30816843Gura is a commander unit who inspires nearby units, giving them powerful buffs.
I wish I could muster even half as much enthusiasm as Gura playing video games these days.
>>30816863>She actually won in a multiplayer gameShe always wins in DbD though.
>>30816866she said something in russian at the start of the stream
>>30816856rrats???
>>30816856Casper's hole... it was made for him...
I absolutely need a Gura squealing that hard every time I achieve something, I'd literally become the most motivated person on Earth.
>>30816866yes, she's welcomed them warmly and routinely thanks them in russian now. she's so cute and sweet toward everyone, i love her.
Gura gets the worst superchat messages out of all ENs.
>>30816748Given how paranoid she is, I wouldn't be surprised if she had soundproofing in her house and you wouldn't be able to hear her unless you literally walked into her garden and put your ears on her window.
>>30816425Legitimately one of the best streams EN has done. Not even a takodachi but it was just that good.
>>30816856The rrat confrontation begins
>>30816866She greet us in the begining of the stream
>>30816856that is almost definitely not going to be the only hole casper madeand if it's an actual rrat or maybe even a mouse then casper's gonna make another hole real quick
>>30816792i love her screams anon!
I love this thread when Gura streams. You fellow chumbuds are great.
Gura's long john...
>>30816884oh right, it's been a while
>>30816339Oh yeah? well guess what you little brat! I love you too
>LONG JOHNS
Our favorite shark can't even reach 20k viewers anymore, i'm so fucking sad....
>>30816657Give them love and encouragement.
>>30816856casper's hole...
>>30816814>>30816811>>30816801>>30816832Power of the Sea Shanty
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30816852I´ve tried to watch One piece but the art style is so fucking uglyGot to episode 70 and niggers keep telling me >"ohh it gets really good at episode 100" GO FUCKING DIE
>>30816792
>>30816895Lol no
>>30816854And they require my ID and the equivalent of social security... FUCK I can't even give them money FOR FUCKS SAKE
>forcing herself to call the game "fun"lmao Gooruh
>>30816778Heartless Gura?
>/hlg/ has a nousagi abusing himself so he could bring pekora tulpaWhere have I heard this before...?
>>30816897her voice is high enough that it would be a really easy soundproofing problem.
Dont they have rockstar permissions
>>30816854come join the fun arsbro
>>30816895I still think it's Ame, Gura comes close tho
Gura stream is over.Sooo...Will Amechama and Haachama meet in Minecraft?
>>30816918she was playing some trash pirate game, its to be expected anon
>>30816856Another one bites the dust...
>Play it againOh god no
>>30816748I thought she lived on a farm?
>>30816840Talking about other songs, but maybe she just doesn't know other pirate songs.
>>30816918
>>30816866She has thanked them and tried to learn a little Russian they are basically the new Spanish speakers of the audience
>>30816910Is her tail real?
>>30816923
>>30816895Kiara gets all the garbage bro
>>30816895Is it really worse than the trans and my uncle died and I'm gonna kill myself shit Kiara gets?
>>30816758Antis are like rrats anon, they are desperate for anything they can use to attack the girls.>>30816774It's less a limit and more just playing safe, she is already opening up more as time goes by though so that's good
"Pirate" is just Cornish.
>Short stream? Well, I felt like I wasn't getting to chat with you guys too much, and I wanted to chat with you guys moreThis is the most candy ass excuse I've ever heard but damn if it doesn't work
>>30816856>she thinks she can stop the rratsfirst she must defeat the rrats within her
>>30816939why would you want the poor girls to play that miserable shit?
>>30816406>>30816503>>30816574Honestly I'm beginning to get fully convinced that most people have just never felt actually in love and only autistic people are capable of it past a certain age.
>>30816864Which is why I'm always amused when some discordnigger or facebookfag comes in here and accuses all Chumbuds of being pedos. It outs them as much as chink ESL or trannyfingers do.
>>30816793>>30816843
>>30816856sayonara... rrat...
>>30816895Kiara gets depressing/suicide/cancer SCs
>>30816952Stop replying to bait. This guy has made some variation of the same post like 20 times now.
>Gura's fans comment on how short Gura's streams are>Ame's fans comment on how long her streams are
https://youtu.be/gF4c1fwF70EI fucking LOVE this bitch.But when will she stop doing karaoke streams.
>>30816856
KNEEL
>>30816910She is really required to read superchat now huh, wonder if it is from managers or she feels the need to return fans' affection
>>30816704You're either retarded or trying to bait people. By that logic she wouldn't play DbD, Minecraft, etc.
pull it and find out
>>30816960Yes
>gura streaming this kusoge actually dropped the player count 10%
>>30816957How did 5ch react to marine hat
>>30816918Why are nousagis like this anyway? Enjoy your oshi, and let others enjoy their's.Jesus Christ, do you fuckers ever talk about anything else but numbers?
>>30816895They all get pretty bad ones, but Kiara definitely gets the worst ones.
KAWAII
if I was that guy I probably fucked my dog right now
>>30816975I can't be mad at her, she's cute.
>>30816895I guess you never watch Kiara
Did anyone ever clip Ame vibing to sea shanty 2 during her listenalong?
Wan wan wan!
PUPPY GURA
Oh Christ my heart
>>30816960https://youtu.be/BnQbj-LBPnY?t=139
>>30816793Isn't that basically Watame?
This mesugaki...
>>30816939>Read Dead OnlineWhat would they even do?
WAYFORWARD permissions please
Pizza dad is playing Bayonetta.Which HoloEN should stream Bayo/Vanquish?
>full EN pirate collabok, that would be disasterkino
Dog fuckers take notes
I think there's another reason why that dog owner mistakes his dog for Gura...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART
>>30816388Gura is autistic and has the mind and body of a small child anon. I don't think she's feigning it and it makes her all the cuter.
>sharkpuppyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cura is cuter than usual today!
PUPPY SHARK
>>30817014Every single Kiara stream at least once
Hello everyone NASA ground crew here. Who should I watch in NASA launch room screen?
>>30816997Given that Ina still gets a pass I'm guessing it's just Gura being Gura.
>>30816967
Putting a leash on Gura!
>>30816566Bumping this, aren't there any Calliope Mori members here? I just want to get a sample of what they're like before I sign up.
60 minutes was enough of that game, glad she's reading SC now.
???
Realistically, Ame would probably be the captain of the EN pirate ship.
Shark fact: Baby sharks are indeed called pups.
>>30817036Probably Ame or Ina.
Clearly it was the seashanty
>>30817058Jesus christ, did she read this?
>>30816997I think she’s just interacting more, Ina doesn’t read SCs so it’s not required
>>30817033Wayforward has chink money.
>>30816975well she is actually reading SCs, it would be bullshit if she wasn't tho
>you're a new pirate>small crew, need all of the help you can get>one day while trying to catch fish you hook a strange little girl>she has shark teeth and squeaks when startled>she says she wants to be a pirate, even has her own hat (she borrowed it from a friend)>has no clue how to be a pirate, claims to be from Atlantis>You decide to stick her on lookout duty, seems simplest>tell her to call you when other ships are coming>she sits on the bow and pulls something that looks like a fiddle>begins singing sea shanties>crew is smiling, journey is easier with music>after several hours its obvious she only knows one shanty>still a good song, though>hours later a cannonball smashes clear through your vessel's starboard side>a few seconds later she wails "CAAAAAPTAIIN!!!">Enemy boards the ship, swordfight breaks out>despite having a trident she just runs around shrieking while swinging her weird instrument>ship sinks entirely>hang onto wreckage for dear life>shark girl swims up>"W-wait, do you actually need the ship? Do humans not have gills?">"..Huh. Well, I'm gonna go be a pirate somewhere else! Bye!">shark girl swims away>she's still humming that one shanty
>>30816587THAT ANON IS LITERALLY TURNING HIMSELF INTO A SCHIZOPHRENIC, SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM
>>30816984I wouldn't know, I don't pay attention to my emotions unless they're causing a physical reaction that actively hinders me from trying to do things
DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
>Gura sharkdogI´m starting to understand hlg
>>30817019https://files.catbox.moe/62apmj.mp4
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE FUCKING CUNNY IS FREE
>>30817075Thanks sharkfact
>>30816402>>"Your precious treasure... Your wife AMELIA... WHERE IS SHE?!"ye already took 'er ye scourge of the sea.
DU YU RELI THINK SO
>>30817062
>>30817055Haato
>>30817058oh wow
>>30817080"thank you warrior!"
>>30817071It would be a Luffy - Nami situation.
>>30817061You only get those in the tier 4 post
What do ya do with a hoocha'd sailor
>>30816939It's filled with hackers on PC. Awful idea.
>>30817089
>>30817055Gura and post pictures
>>30817062>not posting the finished version
>>30817055Unironically Iofi
>>30817080Who cares?
>>30816996>what's that surprisingly curvaceous pirate?
>>30817055Amelia
>>30817033Thanks for posting my waifu.
>>30816971Essentially but to really nail it you have to take a whole load of nautical lexicon and spray it about till it's like a crusty layer of brine.
>>30816939Please not online but single player could be fine
>>30817021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQI1PH5I8m4
>>30817080Nope, she ignored it
>>30817058I can still see the deranged face of this thing
>>30817058That's not real.Right?
>>30816999I think you're the retard and that I'm right
>>30817080No
>>30817080No she ignored it.
Coco is confirming HoloES again.
>>30817134hahahah
>>30817080No.
>>30816533>>30816551https://youtu.be/vGThECQmSpII dreamed a dream, the other nightStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...My Love, she came, dressed as a VtuberStreamers awayI dreamed my oshi came in my sleepStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Her steam were buffering, her face was stillStreamers awayShe came to me at my desksideStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...All as a vtuber, like some fair oshiStreamers awayAnd calmly in her faceStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Her cute, cute eyes, my oshi did haveStreamers awayShe made no sound, no word she saidStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...And then I knew the stream was deadStreamers awayThen I awoke to hear the cryStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Oh, simps in chat, oh simps ahoy!Streamers Away...
gura is at like 150% energy output this stream
>>30817075Aren't they fish tho?I could understand orcas or dolphin, they're mammals.
Heeey Macarena!
>>30817080She stopped reading superchats right before his because of Kiara's re-debut stream. Expertly dodged.
>>30817080How new are you
>>30817107There are only 3 tiers and all 3 get access to the blog posts.
CHUMBUDDIES IN THE BLIZZARD AREAWE'RE ALL GONNA BUILD SNOW GURAS RIGHT?
>>30817080nope. I think it was Kiara's redebut that happened so Gura stopped reading superchats prematurely before she got to that one
>>30817134Very real, try looking up the channel on youtube
>>30817026She's been back for less than a week and she's already leeching.
>>30817085>Wayforward has chinksay no more
>>30817097YUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH'RE A PIRATE
You guys are building a snow Gura or snow Bloop, right?
Prostitution is legal in Germany.
>>30817080Chicken saved her with her kino as fuck karaoke. Also the tranny was a balding middle aged man with a beard.
>>30816355It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
I WANNA EAT GURA'S YELLOW SNOW
>>30817080It was the stream just before Kiara karaoke iirc and she closed the stream before getting to it.
>GURA WANTS TO SEE SNOWNARRRRAT PROVEN SHE'S IN DOWN SOUTH
Gura's yellow snow UOHHH
why the fuck Gura's ahoy so EROTIC
gura spasibo
Gura is actually cuter than usual today
>>30817027I was thinking that too. She's some kind of satyr holo since she's always carrying that harp.
I would eat Gura's yellow snow
>>30817134its real but gura ended the stream (to watch kiara I believe) before she got to that SC.
>>30817058The difference is Kiara would read this shit
GET ON IT SNOWFAGS
What does it mean?
>no snow where I amWhat can I use as a replacement Gura materal?
>>30817049Seriously, what did she eat today?
Why is Gura so much cuter today?
>>30817190It's legal almost everywhere in the world except a few states of the USA.
fucking coco, the spics.....
>>30817014At least she's shown she's more than capable of handling them, but that might be drawing more to her
turning myself into a potato to hug gura from the inside...
>>30816895this unfortunately. She's the most popular among them so she attracts the fucking retards and trannies on twitter
>>30817103>exposed shouldersUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>30817086This brrrrrat
POTATOCHADS, IT'S TIME TO MAKE HER TUMMY WARM INSIDE
>>30817209Shes got at least a few trans bait SCs where she just says Thank You and moves on
I want to give Gura an inside hug.
Bro what's in red snow...?
>>30817088Aw fuck I take that shit for narcolepsy just fucking kill me
inside hugs...
>>30817033Fuck that, Yacht Club permissions when? I want coop Shovel Knight
>>30817086Gura wouldn't just leave you there drowning, that's just cruel.She would you bring you to land and then go away.Land being an absolutely deserted island with nothing on it.
hugging gura's insides with my potato
>>30817216Sand if you live near the beach.
I'm giving Gura an inside hug with me warm ropes of cum yaaarrgh.
>>30817216your sperm
Look! The little Shark shows us for what we really are.We are not among the living, and so we cannot die, but neither are we dead.For too long I've been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died.I feel nothing! Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.You best start believing in Goslingposters anonymous. You are one!
>>30817150God I hope not, I know how awful my people can be.
>Windows 98 Error Message is in chatHe was sniping?
>Gura playing pirate game>Ctrl+F "black ships">0 results
>>30817166They're fish, but they have two penises and many varieties give live birth.
>>30817150>im really feeling the NACHOS!>nandandnda nandndaad macarena eeeeeeee macarena AIIIIYYY!!!>dananna bababnana nannanaa despacitoooooum is this really all it takes to be a holoES?
>>30817221>>30817190Is that why shit bird want to go home?
>>30816967wait did someone actually sc kiara saying they were gonna suicide? I always thought it was a joke
>>30817237cunny juice
>>30817014How would Coco handle this situation?
>>30816983>>30817031Is it still terrible? I heard R* added a lot but never looked into it.
>>30816355
>>30817214>nigger deletedAme...
>>30817003Her tail might not be but those sharp teeth sure are
>>30817214kek
>>30817216mashed potatoesmashed potato Gura
>>30817216polystyrene
>Gura used adderallNarratives?
>>30816856Someone make an edit. I'm too bad at it.
>>30817214Based ame
>>30817256Black ships
>>30817110>>30817089Fun party game: Which of these anons is Damascus?
>Thick and stickyUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! T u T
>>30817239>when abusedyou DO have a prescription anon?
>>30817209I don't think Kiara has read a tranny donation
>>30817211Ok I’ll take a pic of my back yard
Getting thick and sticky with Gura!
>really thick and sticky>a possible choking hazardGURA
>It gets really thick and sticky>Possible choking hazardGURA NO
>>30817096brat
>>30817190My uncle was in the army a long time ago and he got a blowjob from a hot 10/10 blonde prostitute when he was like 18/19. He's 50-something and he still remembers that blowjob. I have nothing to add, you just reminded me of that.
how do you fuck up mashed potatoes gura...
"Possible Choking Hazard" is a nickname for my dick
>>30816544Why would you belive guys who say shit like this?
>>30817198Wasn't this proven when she said she grows avocados though?
>>30817266all that new content is behind a pay wall
>all thick and sticky and a possible choking hazard
I really hope Gura doesn't force everyone to play this garbage.
>>30817279She wanted to summon Pekora
>>30817216make a sand bloop
>>30817279she pretty clearly has trouble concentrating on anything, makes sense
She's so hyper tonight. I wonder why.
Gura Senchou collab soon
>>30817198I mean we kind of knew that already...
>>30817055Pekora
>>30817214>weird faggots peko
>>30817256seeing this makes me want to go to the theater e-e
>>30817214Gura love!
>>30817194I skip threads for a few days and now I missed a yab
>>30817190it's also legal in Japan.
>>30817252Not hard when each server holds 16 people and there are only 100 people playing
>>30817239It’s fine for prescription use anon, just follow the doctor instructions, not what this random anon is doing by abusing addy
>>30817256Nay lad, only the black flag, black guns, black sails and black hearts in these seas.
>>30817214>pekora need god yo
>>30817257She's already in Japan, if that mattered to her there would be no need to go home. It only matters to retards in those US states.
>>30817036Callie. Just for the Morinetta fanart
Do you wanna build a snowman?
>>30817327watched a good movie
>Ina, Marine, and Gura pirate collab teased
>>30816903BASED RU bro
I'm putting together a team...
>>30817337its bait.
>>30816544Posting about /hlg/ should honestly be a bannable offense, just like how roommate discussion is offtopic.
>>30817252>He's a membershrimp
>>30817173>Mori>Fulfilling membership promisesGood joke
>>30817220Autism, I don't know what triggered it though
>>30817310you do know that they use that label for really small parts, right?
>>30817296>>30817298>>30817317Gura swallows UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>30817319It's not that bad, and actually it would be incredibly fun if they got a huge collab together with all holos playing it
guys im gunna be honest i dont think gura is funny or interesting at all but i cant stop watching him
>>30817279It's been obvious for a while now that she's a medication-dependent ADHD case. She doesn't like streaming after a dose because that shit zonks you out and makes you too quiet and withdrawn to entertain, which is why she's barely functional when she's playing minecraft or any other game that requires focus. That executive dysfunction hits hard and she's clearly not used to dealing with it without her meds.
>>30817327had sex
>>30817198We know that already though
why is gura so much cuter today?
>>30817313Those boys ain't right
>>30817319I hope she does, I can see some good banter forming from this kusoge
I love when people use SC messages as their personal diary
>>30817349What did they end up watching?
>she said "train bang">she said it again
>>30817202Marine trained you.
>>30817214>ina love
>>30817359>Posting on /hlg/ should honestly be a bannable offenseftfy
>>30817373Anon...?
>>30816579K E K
So for tech people here, is there anyway you can have a mix of these two extensions, filtering the chat to members only and also showing the chat in fullscreen? Would be the perfect vtuber viewing experience, in my opinion.https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/youtube-chat-in-fullscree/kmhclnjhlejdjlkgeebolkigafpaijkphttps://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chat-selector-for-youtube/elgbmlibcejchmmfkngbdpdmejbajkll?hl=en
>>30817375She injected coffee directly into her veins.
>>30817366So she doesn't post on her blog?
>>30816856She is literally destroying rrats
>>30817214
>>30817380Members-only stream earlier, she's running off that high
>>30817313LOL HLG HAS SOME REAL ASS PIRATES
>>30817337There was no yab, that guy is a schizo who posts the same shit every thread
>>30817374im on adderall and this is totally not the case. Does nothing to my energy level just gives me focus
>>30817291she has many but didn't read it
>>30817110I didn't until recently, when I started watching Gura. I don't really know how to explain it. Like imagine feeling happy but you never learned what being happy feels like, so you just ignore the feeling. It didn't occur to me until recently that I should actually label emotions>>30817287thank you but I'm not Damascus
>>30817315Absolutely disgusting but I'm not surprised after GTA Online.
>>30817369Yes, its a very cruel nickname :(
http://poal.me/kaast2http://poal.me/kaast2http://poal.me/kaast2
Orange dragon is actually pretty cute and funny. Anons who follow her: any VOD recommendations?
>>30816566>>30817061All she posts in there is schedules. You'll get a little blurb for each of them. Is that what you want?
>>30817380She got sleep probably
>>30817373>him
>>30817407LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>30817214It means I miss /xcg/
>>30817303She probably tried using a blender to mash the potatoes which actually fucks it up pretty bad.
>>30817385The.Emperors.New.Groove
EATING GURA!VORING GURA
>>30817283>>30816856>Casper isn't a rat but a rrat and Kiara just ordered the death of someone and everyone will just look the other way.They bought it?
You wouldn't eat shark would you anon?
People who bring up shark fin soup and the like in super chats should be permabanned.
Coco is a dumb reddit dragon
>>30817214lol
gura's punishment stick!
Hey global, meido deleted my last post here so I don't think I'll post here any more if this one gets deleted, but just in case I'll try again because I don't want this documentation to disappear just in case https://pastebin.com/Xufh94WK >>30804272 >>30789264 >>30775924>>30816170
>Gura's punishment stick
Bop me, Gura!
>>30817419Results seem decisive.
Eating out Gura and getting bopped by the punishment stick
>>30817396Can't you just press the '. . .' and select pop out chat, and maximize it?
>>30817453Mako is fucking delicious
I'm a chumbuddy and I would eat shark cunny
The millionth shark fin soup joke
>>30817441hey, damascus isn't a gura anti
jesus christ gura
>>30817313Can't a man have a bit of butt piracy?
>gura tastes salty and fishy
>>30817374thats not how adhd meds work
Shark eating chinks and fake chumbuds just btfo
Gura's salty and fishy cunny...
>SALTY FISHY GURA FLAVORUUOOOOOOOHHH
Just started watching and what the fuck. How is gura getting 13k on a solo stream?. I'm not trying to numberfag I just wanna know how she reclined in views so much.
UOOOOHHHHH
>salty and fishyummmmm
>>30817464real schizo hours
>>30817327It's autism
>Salty and fishy cunnyUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>gura tastes salty and fishyYum.
Gura my dick
>Maybe I taste salty and a little fishyUUOOOHHHHH
>coco dislikes increasing in realtimeしつこいなぁ、アイツら
>salty>and fishy>tough and chewy
>>30817396Would it be possible? Probably. IIRC most extensions that spawn their own YT chat window just create a new iframe window, and I'm pretty sure chat-selector works with those, so as long as it detects the window I would imagine it would work fine. Why don't you just try it and find out.
Pepeloni soon...?
coco bringed shame to all hololive
When is Gura going to upgrade her PC? She was supposed to play Cyberpunk
What went wrong?
This fucking mesugaki
Guys, what's stopping you from hiring a prostitute to cosplay as your oshi and losing your virginity to her?The lack of money?
>>30817399Anon last month we almost didn't get the member streams
>>30817380She's happy cos she got featured in that Youtube end of year video about vtubers.
Just opened the stream and she's already zatsudaning after 86 minutes. Was the game garbage or what?
>>30817422Am I the only one who thinks she looks better without the boob window?
do you think ina would make a good wife
>>30817055Pekora and ask the space bois if they are OGEY
>>30817494It's sc reading time anonchama...
The fuck
>>30817494look at the number of likes
Cannibalbros, is Gura fit enough to be tough and chewy?
>>30817464
>>30816926Niggah please that means you watched through the Arlong arc and are already addicted
>>30817464dude you are going to fucking die
>>30817494>viewership bug>superchat reading>all holo viewership has gone down a bit during holiday season
>>30817494youtube bug. how many people still don't know about this? it's been a week
>>30817464Are you ogey?
>>30817515she can draw y'know
>>30817464I don't wanna read all this but I'm sure it's based and schizopilled
>>30817409You may not notice it yourself, but it's always very obvious when someone's had a fresh dose. I say this as former FGC. I've seen my share of both genuine ADD friends and sweaty faggots doping adderall to try and squeeze a few more wins at locals.
>>30817514>cyberpunk>he doesn't know
>>30817421>>30817518No... It doesn't seem worth $5 to get access to one extra monthly stream (if we're lucky) and a blurb for the one day earlier schedules.
>>30817464Ofc its a nousagi
>>30817422Her terraria vods are pretty funny and her minecraft streams are great trainwrecks to watch since she knows fuck all about minecraft
>>30817516but anon that would be disgusting and depressing
I want to eat anchovies off of Gura's naked body
>>30817055Amelia's Outer Wild Stream.
>>30817522An hour is more than enough for that piece of shit.
>>30817516STDs
>>30817514Probably in the new year. Seemed like she has a lot of big plans for after Christmas.
>>30817522she won
>>30817464Anon please stop abusing pharmaceuticals you fucking moron you are gonna mutate you’re brain for no reason but being a coomer
>>30817464Now this is next gen
>>30817505maybe it's just because she's singing despacito
>>30817464Why are nousagi postes the actual crazy fuckers?
wow, the way she peaks, she really want to teases everyone huh, I need the doujin soon
>>30817514Didn't some anon say that Gura played some Cyberpunk on her old Steam account? I'm surprised she got it to run on her PC when it's a potato that crashes when she plays Soma.
>>30817464anon seize this at once i'm serious.
It's legitimately impressive that 6-11k people tune in to hear Coco sing the same songs badly every few daysTruly the tatsunoko are based and love their oshi
>>30817522Stopped at 60, said she wanted to read superchats since she hasn't been able to talk with chat much during the game.
>>30817516There's no legal prostitute that resembles Gooruh.
I haven't been able to catch a single Gura stream this week and I'm getting withdrawal
>>30817522she wanted to zatsudan
>>30817464Brother please, this is not what Pekora would want.
>>30817538That was a year agoI haven´t watched shit
>>30817464>anon actually takes his meds>he's taking TOO many meds
>>30817544i missed the threads, its cancelled for all Holos?makes sense, game is FULL of serious YAB
>>30817422She speaks a fair bit of english in her terraria streams. Also you should check out her bomb defusal collabs with Polka & Haachama+Marine if you haven't yet
>>30817214>useless meido
>>30817515aren't you bored of this?
Well Gura, what did we think of, "Blazing Sails?"
>>30817516It wouldn't be the same.
>>30817464Damascus is that you?
>>30817588people post shit like that all the time dude
>>30817515how is Ame CONSISTENTLY 3X,000 subs behind Mori?? Even with spikes and events it always ends up around that number...
>>30817516Let's see:>lack of money (to spend on things I don't care)>lack of women with her body>lack of women with her personality>lack of women with her voice>lack of women with the ability to cosplay as her perfectly>lack of care because doing sex without feelings is so bad
13k gura...holoen dying
>>30817547As a deadbeat, i'll tell you. She has the worst members content by far. Only worth it if shes your oshi and you really want an extra couple streams.
>>30817516not a lack of self-respect that's for sure
>>30817595>>30817595i will die for this bitch....
>>30817615after the yab?
She literally just calls her fans stupid all the time now. I fucking love it.
>>30817250
>>30817409Yeah but are you a small woman? The same drugs can affect people in different ways just because of genetics, biology, etc. I've definitely had adderall make a bit quieter and more focused but have also had it make more rambling and talkative.
I wonder if Gura has seen that festival where they kill literally tons of shark until the sea turns to red
>>30817588She was probably testing it, I doubt it ran well at all
Fucking BURN
>no chest or bootyUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30817579They got nothing to do while they wait for the clips so they just waste their time in these threads
Coco is HoloES gen0 now
>>30817516Its not same
>>30817464>nousagis are genuine schizophrenics that leak blood from their ass
God damn it bros, I love Coco so much...
I want to eat naked bodies off of Gura's anchovies
>>30817606What yabs? You can turn on the streamer mode and censor all the nudes.
>You're a terrible pirate captain; no chest or booty to speak of !That nigga dead
THIS FUCKING BRAT IS EXTRA COCKY TODAY
>>30817542so can chimkin..
>>30817419>Mio>5 votesOnly 5 people in this thread are based
>>30817515As much as I love kiara. She has to stay at the bottom. No one else can handle being at the bottom better than her.
Jesus Gura is going the fuck off tonight LOL
Gura is wrecking this guy lmao
please spit in my face goora
>>30817595Why do so many Holos repeat their setlists for unarchived karaoke? They can sing literally anything but it's usually the same 15 songs. I've noticed this with Haachama's as well.
FIVE DOLLARS TO SPIT IN MY FACE? HOLY FUCK
>>30816578Sega of America and Sega of Japan are separate entities. It's a pain in the ass even for them and pretty much what brought their downfall as a console maker. It was stupid but I don't fully blame Cover.
>gura shows up to your house>hands you 5$>spits in your facewould you be offended?
>>30817515>More than 600k subsThey are both doing great, I don't know put them down just because they are not growing as fast as the other three.
>>30817588What's her old steam account? I only know of Wowie
>>30817464This is it.This is the SCHIZO POST.Every other schizo post is like a funny story and nothing else.
I would pay $100 to Gura to have her go to my house and spit on my face...
fuck I missed it what the SC said?
>So what If I spit in your mouth motherfucker?UUUOOOHHHH
>>30817464Say hi to Pekora for me
PLEASE SPIT ON ME GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30817593Do you see this shit, Pikamee?
>>30817621Thanks anon. She's my favourite by far and I'd spend on her if it was good value but not for a single extra stream per month and basically nothing else.
GURA'S SPIT IN MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30815630Thanks, anon. Two threads down, one more to go.
>>30817464Why are nousagis like this?
Is Gura gonna have to stab a bitch?
I think Gura snorted her adderall today
Gura's being a straight up savage lately
>>30817543>>30817632Well, I am on XRs so there isn't much of an opportunity to see a "fresh" dose. if shes on instant release it could be more noticeable
AAAHHHH THIS MESUGAKI
>>30817595I swear she's singing this song worse than last time... Coco please...
UUUUOOOOHHH GURA SPITTING IN MY FACE
>>30817619Based.
>>30817618Both have pretty consistent growth. Ame will get a spike when she does some special stream or a big collab, Mori in turn gets a spike when she puts out a song or does a big collab. Just how it is.
>>30817674I would take her spit and jack off with it.
This is turning into a Shion yo stream
>>30817669I don't know anon... Maybe they like to sing said songs?
>>30817515>yes yes yes well done on all the leeching, collabs, and temporary ban that perfectly fit your gimmick, Kiara>HOWEVER
>>30817674Are you kidding me, I get gura spit in my face, and SHE pays ME for the privilege?
>>30817649Don't forget their Vinegar collections
GURA I WOULD PAY (YOU) THE 5 DOLLARS TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND SPIT IN MY FACE
>>30817641Never Gonna Give You Up is, when all is said and done, still based. Can't say the same about Despacito garbage.>t. Latino
>>30817616My man, Damascus told the thread he was actively living like a schizo to provide content, but even HE wouldn't go this fucking far.
>>30817649Why would you take adderal if you don’t have to that shit will literally mutate your brain it’s fucking scary as shit
>>30817656People who never played it think NPCs walk around with their dicks and tits swinging.
>>30817674I will pay her back 500
>>30817674
Chumbuddies, I want her to spit on my face so badly now
>>30817657See>>30817680
>>30816389I'd feel blessed and she isn't even my Oshi
>>30817606>>30817656it's more likely because of music copyrights and the broken streamer mode. other streamers have been getting strikes for even accidentally playing a few seconds of a song.
"No booty"He obviously hasn't been paying attention to the Gura lewds
>>30817674I know what kind of response you want but if she really did that to me I'd probably punch her in the face and call the police.
>>30816902Saved sharkbro
>>30817727What does her spit taste like?
>>30817629fuck off
>>30817621This is true. All of the other ENs are genuinely putting effort into their member content and doing shit on a weekly basis. While I appreciate that Mori isn't paywalling watchalongs she's also doing basically fuck all for her members and even treats her members streams as more of a chore than anything else.I'm curious to see if she'll remedy this after the new year but after seeing 3 months of Mori know I'm not really going to hold my breath.
based?
>>30817676He said it's "G". That hardly narrows it down at all.
>>30817662>No one else can handle being at the bottom better than herLiterally everyone else can handle being at the bottom better than her, somehow the numberfag ended up being the least popular
>>30817464Ain't gonna read all that, but just make sure you have a backup tulpa in case Pekora, well, ends up doing Pekora things.Maybe a Miko or Moona tulpa, or good old Jackie Chan.Or just lucid dream you fucking retard
>>30817701You don't actually believe people get better every time they sing right? The voice can vary massively in quality from day to day based on your health, level of hydration, what you've eaten, whether you're warmed up etc.
>>30817620Yes, its dead, you can fuck off back to /hlg/ now.
What are the best secondary vtuber channels to follow?
>>30817674My mouth would be wide open
>>30817674No, I will taste it.
THIS SHARK IS TOO FUCKING CUTE
>>30817732The developers already fixed the streamer mode.
>>30817746Brine
>>30817464you need cunny in your life
>>30817746Like Amelia's pussy
I wish Gura was proficient in Japanese so she can speak it casually and often, her voice speaking Japanese is cute
Gura is fucking doing things to me. I want her to tease me, step on me and spit on my face.
>>30817616>Me (damascus)>Ever doing drugsI've never even touched alcohol and actively shit on anyone who smokes weed, never associate me with druggies. hate druggies. First you're taking Advil then then next thing you know you've bought 8 foot woofers and are blasting music in the backyard while you run around naked and masturbating watching my sister tendering to the garden because you got brain damage from a hatchet in the skull while buying heroin in Cambodia.
guys... i'm in love with this shark.
>>30817464LETS HELP HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30817715>>30817649No, fuck that, don't besmirch the name of Damascus like this. He just wants to share amusing stories with us, not whatever the hell this nousagi is doing.
>>30817777Holy BASED quads
>>30817758>just lucid dream you fucking retardThat is way fucking easier said than done anon
>>30817441Any time I hear of barracuda I think of the blue barracudas from Legends of the Hidden Temple
imagine having a pirate ship and not having a fucking PLANK
>Open cocos stream>see her tits doing a meat spin>keep watching
>>30817014Wrong currency
>>30817762Koppola...
>>30816399For once anon shouldn't be taking his meds.
>>30816739Copyright laws didn't even exist back then anon.
>>30817758Lucid dreams are safer then adderal he is gonna go on a fucking shooting spree thinking he is fucking pekora at this rate
>>30817521>have the thread music playlist on loop because of sea shanties>ever 10 minuets or so, this ends up repeating>gets me every timeevery time
>being all this excited, fun and happyThat's it anons.She's about to get her period. I know from experience.
>>30817589If he continues, he'll seize up for sure.
>>30817756G is Gura's account.
>>30817782I want to spit on her face and step on her
>>30817777Absolutely based gurame chad
>>30817396yeshttps://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ytcfilter/mnldnbhgfocmkehnlkeanlhfmopepnkoandhttps://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/twitch-theater-mode-for-y/emkgicniaaleakbicedgkimdegnjgbkd
STARBOARDLARBOARD
>>30817787Welcome
>>30817656actual spoilersin the first act the Japanese emperor is killed by his son, and the cast talks alot of shit about the evil japanese company in the game, although they never talk shit about japanese in generalyea, they can censor nudes but between the shemale posters everywhere, and the suicide ads (idk if those are censored for streamers) and the fact that all of that stuff is all in the game hidden behind streamer mode, it's way too off-brand for Hololive when compared to GTAV
>>30817798Better then literally turning yourself into a skitzo
>nautist SCed her a glossary
>>30817674I'd pull her inside the house and show her my dungeon.
>>30817525Absolutely. She's sweet, gentle-hearted, and she has a good head on her shoulders. I would do anything for a girl like her!
>>30817519mind a link anon?
>>30817783Damascus your posts literally never disappoint me holy fucking shit
God, I wanna hug this shark so much right nowhttps://streamable.com/mbg8qy
>>30816413Yeah, Ame and J are members aren't they.
>>30817464Holy shit please stop posting
>>30817809She's still glowing after her public masturbation session with Ina.
It's amazing to see how much Gura has improved with the zatsudan. She used to be a nervewreck and kind of awkward when she started.
>>30817777checked and witnessed
>>30817779HIDARIMIGIKAWAII
>>30817777God's work has been done
>>30817419I sense voter fraud
>>30817777>quads
>>30817783Man even when saying no to drugs Damascus is fucking insane
>>30817809The discharge from your open wound is not a period.
>>30817821CHICKEN TENDERS GET READY TOR FRY
Which HoloEN would your favorite superhero watch?
Manlets rise up.... right under mori's breast
>>30817088I've been thinking of getting some Adderall. I have really bad ADHD and this would help me focus a lot better, right?
Look at this booty
>>30817799Which Holo would be smart enough to assemble the Silver Monkey in time?
>>30817674Yeah, I'd have to punish her, with my cock
>>30817464God speed anon
How come Gura can perfectly pronounce words in other languages though?
>>30817855>>30817821No pls stop
>>30817777Quads don't lie
>>30817838y-you too
>>30817525yes
>>30817777This is true
>>30817862How can anyone see this and say Gura has no booty
>it's not a pirate ship if it doesn't have a plankIt's got a keel, doesn't it?The fun in having a scalawag walk the plank pales in comparison to sending him under.
>>30817464>inb4 you end up like the brony with constantly screaming tulpa
>>30817777Ofc god is a gurame fag
I think I'll buy an onahole
>those dragon numbersohnononono
>>30817674superchat her right then and there
>>30817875she has very high vocal/phonetic intelligence
>>30817882What the fuck did you do to her beautiful voice?
>>30817839>J>a member>when he's massively depressed over the fact that he can't get away from her now because she's so famous
>>30817464Can someone with the will to read this shit give us a quick rundown
>>30817857Gura
>>30817525Absolutely. Do you even have to ask?
>>30817407lmao
Did the EN girls used to get more likes than viewers before the bug?
>>30817858You should see a doctor and get their recommendation rather than asking 4chan for advice.
>>30817777Good work, investimagator
>>30817875She has a good set of ears she steals the hearing of others to get stronger ears
>>30817809You might be right
>>30817875Same way she can sing in japanese without knowing japanese.
>>30817858There’s different types of stimulants (concerta, vyvanse) and each one will have different side effects, adderall might help but the side effects could be annoying to deal with. t. ADHD
>>30817516It's a pale imitation of Gura
>>30816619>>30816704BTFO
>>30817854No, but my ex gf' period was real.Every time her period ended or started she wanted to rape me every single time.
>she mentioned sea of thievesIT'S HAPPENING
>>30817882kill yourself
>>30817875Gura has said she's interested in learning languages, and HER has mentioned that she likes taking weekends just learning random languages on duolingo/etc.
>>30817841Ina Ina Ina...
>>30817897In ten years, she's headlining the GEN 1 EN reunion with Sunday Morning.Just imagine it.
>>30817858yes, a lot. i went from virgin neet to software dev with gf because of adderall, and went back to lonely neet when i stopped taking it
>>30817875How is Ame so bad at words in her own language?
>A AmeSame duo stream of sea shanties on a pirate ship
>>30817882Wrong soundpost
>>30817875Good articulation is part of singing well, and she also has very good hearing. It's right in her skillset.
Gura x Ina sea shanty karaoke stream when?
>she thinks I wouldn't afk in sea of thieves with herstupid little girl
>>30817809Hopefully it wont affect her karaoke
guys it was just the sugar in the chocolate granola bars, alright? stop calling her some kind of weird drug addict alcoholic.
>>30817494I'll give you a hint. Even with youtube bug she had 20k until she bid her viewers adieu for superchat reading.
>>30817857The Flash would LOVE AmeliaHer zooming is a feat of time manipulation similar to the speed force
>>30817589the word is "cease"
>>30817787buy membershrimp
>>30817615>>30817619>>30817648>>30817917But at least she'd be a same!
Gura is in such good mood today, it's pretty cute. She's hyped even to read SCs
>>30817884
Gura probably replaced her alcoholism for an addiction to junk food.
>>30817919Hot
>>30817936Anon her voice isn't going to get deeper, she's already in her 20s.
>>30817728thanks anon.
Shark more like SHART
>>30817615Link
do these girls think we're retarded saying that shit like caffeine and sugar can have a strong effects that drastically alter your personality or mood?
>shittalking BotanToo far
>>30817875She's done a lot of random duolingo stuff for fun in the past. It might be shit for learning languages, but to should be ok for working out basic pronunciation.
>>30817875She's a parakeet. She's pretty much mastered the way of mimicking
>>30817783This sounds very specific
>Botan>catGura... Don't anger her...
>>30817464Not even the meds can help this one
B A S E DFUCK ARTEMIS TRANNIES
Stop replying to bait.
>artemis spam in chatYAB
>>30817857Batman would watch Kiara. They both never give up and always try their best.
>>30817464not ogey
>>30817973A bit forced, but I enjoy her mesugaki side.
>>30817777
>>30817967
Botan and Gura collabWe win Russian Bros
>>30817820Thanks, anon. Just what I needed.
>>30817858Brain drugs are a crap shoot anon desu I have minor adhd but narcolepsy and adderal didn’t do shit for me really just be careful with shit that messes with your head it’s easy to end up real fucking sick in the head from shit like that
>>30817975She wasn't even alcoholic in the first place.
>>30817938Limited vocabulary and doesn't actually have conversations with other people. She often trips over word she knows from books but doesn't know how to pronounce because she's never used them or heard them used aloud.
>>30817875good imitator
>>30817955Those were happy choco granola bars
>>30817525I'm completely certain she would.
>>30817987Sugar can if you're diabetic.
>"Other Apex Predator? You mean Botan-senpai?"Very based save, Gura
>>30817943Thanks, fuck the other dude.
>>30817987people can just be in different moods for no particular reason, anon. not everything is some telltale sign of a dependency on mind-altering drugs.
>>30817783>First you're taking Advil then then next thing you know you've bought 8 foot woofers and are blasting music in the backyard while you run around naked and masturbating watching my sister tendering to the garden because you got brain damage from a hatchet in the skull while buying heroin in Cambodia.Who was it?
>>30817993Botan is a cat though.
>Botan sniping on the crows nestThat'd be a very shot match for the other team
>>30817902tldr: guy tried overdosing himself to hallucinate and see Pekora
>>30817987>saying that shit like caffeine and sugar can have a strong effects that drastically alter your personality or mood?But that's correct.
>>30817088The only really weird long term side effect I had from my time with (prescription) Adderall was that it made me super horny and maybe a tad more paranoid than I had been in the past.>>30817858depends on who you are and what your situation is but I took it when I was really depressed as well and it made me even more depressed for a period of time. Also it made me kind of autistically focused, like for a time I got really into adobe illustrator and doing vector traces of screenshots of anime screenshots. I got pretty decent at that but it was a poor use of my time.
>>30817777Quads of truth, sorry goslings brothers.
>>30818005Except there's literally no colalb, chat just brought Botan up
>>30817994meds are in fact what is hurting this guy
>Gura teasing with having a big collab in Sea of Thieves This dumb shark better do it eventually. Botan can at least do basic English.
I hate shartemisfags so fucking much
>>30817975>I haven't had any rum "today"Subtle she still drinks anon
>>30817955I'm more triggered by the fact that she called granola bars healthy. Chocolate or not they're just a bunch of grains glued together by sugar.
>>30817787You know what needs to be done
GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING BITCH
>>30817882>>30817943Syncing these two up with each other actually sounded pretty nice.
>>30818010Don't try to reason with HERfags just ignore him.
>>30818032keyword here is "drastically"
>Chat spamming the trannie>Botan save>Cat´s don´t like waterWhat is going on today bros?
>>30817283It's quick and shitty but I think its effective
>>30817302did u give ur uncle a blowjob anon
>>30817980HUURRRR I'M GURA DURRRR
Gura wants her some WOMB
>>30818030Botan x Gura Art is the best thing to come out of that first Among Us stream
>>30817987Sugar can if you're diabeticCoffee can if you have enough of it
Sorr Coco Gachi ruined this song for me..https://youtu.be/kOCxHu_F5xo?t=30
>Marine's hat smells like a dusty womb that needs to be filled with seedWow, Gura.
>>30817828Anon, Ame is playing LA Noire, they make you watch a WW cutscenes that shits on them REAL hard
>>30818060
>>30817980>>30818063...why are you so mean, ame?
>>30818051lol uhhh just go back and listen to her next two sentences on the VOD
>>30818060based
>>30818020What's the alternative? Pikamee?
>>30818057There's a ytber that gets high when drinking coffee or caffeine, so yes, drastically.
>>30817464I'm giving you a (you) just so I can read later and use your posts as reference for actual schizophrenia or autism
>>30817669>>30817712>Open unarchived Haachama karaoke stream>She's singing party rock anthem, again for the 36th time>Keep stream open and start shuffling
>>30818042Gura, Botan, Marine, Zion collab? Nice
>>30817525I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
>>30818084>Pikamee>apex predatorEven the police gave up...
>>30817987It legitimately can though. It's how fat people exist and why there's so many memes about coffee permeating our culture.
>>30818042>Botan teaching Gura how to play FPS'Imagine
Listen to Coco singing, she's doing her reps unlike you guys who are procrastinating.
I want to put Gura on a leash...
>>30818077Ame needs sex
>>30818077GURA PEED AND MASTURBATED ON STREAM
>>30817995What happened?
>gura barkingJust kill me now
>>30817987they're women, they blame their mood swings on anything but themselves
>>30817857That's a weird and oddly specific question, but I guess Kurt Wagner would watch Ame or Gura since I could see either one of them reminding him of Kitty. Then again, Kiara seems like an obvious pick too because of the whole German thing. He'd probably simp and regularly buy SCs for all of them and be completely for unity because he's that kind of guy. Logan would mock him for watching EN and would watch superior JP girls like the massive fucking weeb he is, of course.
>>30818103Same
Did Gura mention Haachama messaging her earlier?
>>30817857Superman would watch Ina.
>>30817302>blew him so well he's still talking about it 31 years laterShe should do tutorials, hot damn.
>>30818077That's how tsunderes work
The stream is on fire, and there's no vtuber on the screen.And the supas are all muddied with a thousand lonely goslings.And a dark screen shows.
>>30818060For the love of God, Takanashi!
>>30818042They don't need a lot of english for it to work I don't think. Them all yelping and shouting would be pretty entertaining on its own. How many players to a team?
>>30818102I'm doing my procrastination reps, though.
>gura wan wan woofI GUESSS I’M A DOGFUCKER NOW
>finally every single one of my messages gets throughGuys, I think Youtube traded the views numbers to fix the chatI'm fine this way...
>>30817674I'll do it for free, in fact I'd pay
>>30818103サメ
>>30817598>legal prostituteWhat's stopping you from getting the illegal variety, Vegasbro?
>Neko Gura>Gura InuLord, take me. I can die now
>>30817525She'd probably find it hard to get the motivation and energy to interact with the family more than needed.If she somehow becomes the breadwinner with her projects, I don't mind being a house husband.
>You'll never be GG'd by Gura.it hurts..
>>30818084Matsuri.
>>30818106fuck you ame, you're not funny
>>30817783Damascus how the fuck is your life like this BEFORE you started schitzo'ing it up holy shit
NORTHWEST PASSAGE IS NOT A SHANTY!!!!!!!!!!
>>30818024That's a story for a different thread, it's too long for a single post.
>>30818107>faggots trying to shill the tranny in supas>what about the 'other' apex predator gura?>(meaning artemis)>gura says oh, Botan?! and completely derails him
>>30818060>and this is /hlgg/'s room
>>30817464getting too hard to think of edits and I don't want to accidentally leak anything with complicated collages so may be using vocaroo for verification as time goes on, back to archiveshttps://voca.ro/1h2ZAoGzrDWs
>>30818125The difference between a girl who actually enjoys sucking cock and one who is just doing it is a shocking experience
>Barret's PrivateersHoly fuck need please Gura
>>30818009That's always been my argument against taking them. I've never been a fan of taking things that affect my mental faculties. Main reason I don't drink or do drugs. But it gets annoying how easily I get distracted or forget what I was doing just minutes before.>>30818033I don't mind autistic focus. I've been trying to get into writing but sometimes I'll write maybe a paragraph and not write again for another few days. Which isn't great when I'm ultimately trying to write a novel.
>>30817783there's never a dull moment with you holy shit lmao
>>30818100even with the language barrier botan would be a much better teacher than ame
>Gura is necromancer pale irl
>>30817875If you listen to something enough it's not that hard to pick up the pronunciation
>>30817800Gura had that function aboard the ship
chumbuds we need to get gura some sun lamps...
>>30817828You're pulling this out your ass considering Ame is playing a game with multiple characters who fought in WW2 talk about all the "Japs" they killed Cover is still spooked over people getting DMCA'd over the streamer mode bug that got patched a while ago
>water the same color as waterwhat does she mean?
>Kiara accidently hit the big spoiler part offlinedis chicken.....
>>30818147Which one is better?
>>30818023they can just say that then, instead of some BS like "oh I had a waffle/coffee/granola bar/kitkat"what's next? Fucking green tea?
>>30818157is the ballad of captain kidd a shanty
>because I dont see the sunI thought she was going out for runs now, what happened?
Gura drinks vitamin water to make up for the fact that she never goes outside.ADD IT TO THE LORE
>>30818156based
>BioshockShe's not going to understand anything.
>>30818043Who?
>>30818184Jesus Christ what are those proportions
Gura confirmed ass woman
>>30818172Imagine the marks when you spank her...UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>30816856so uh... sounds like she had a haunting and some exorcists closed the spirit portal? that's what I thought but everyone else says it's a "rrat" so I guess I'm just being an /x/tard again
BASED GURA PREFERS THE BOOTY
>>30817674>i get five dollars and a mouth full of gura spitWhat's the downside
>>30818162Get help
>>30818145Sorry I'm not into illegal irl cunny.
>>30817464anon PLEASE stop taking your meds for once
Gura is an ass man
>>30818188anon you can still run in the dark
>Gura likes booty more than chestGurame is finished. Sametori is the new canon ship.
>>30818168Kind of makes me wish they'd play more together, specifically with FPS'Ame/RBC's APEX collab proved that you don't need to worry about language barriers. Just let the guns do all the talking
>>30818191Yeah she takes this vitamin D.*unzip*
>>30818196What's so hard to understand about BioShock?
>>30818187It can be
>>30818202RUN TENCHOU RUN
>GOD I WANT TO FUCK AME'S ASS SO BADLY HOLY SHIT I WANT TO FONDLE IT AND EAT IT FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAACan't believe Gura just said this.
>>30818215Gura's a MAN?
>>30818165This
>She sees your (You) baiting
Gura loves Ames satellite destroying booty
>>30818157>he will never find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Seangmi
>>30818147
>>30817674Is this a trick question?
>>30818191Imagine the smell of her sun deprived room
>>30817899do you think he cries while he cranks it over her old nudes?
womb has corrupted the shark
how come people donate the most during SC reading only?
>>30817464so taking meds was a rrat?? WHAT ELSE IS A RRAT??
>>30818224I can believe it.
>>30817088>nearly identical to schizophreniawell that would explain these threads...
>>30818191Does.. does that work?
Hey guys, actually ran into R. Ratman at the platform today, was trying to sell me something OTHER than narratives today!
>I'm GWHAT THE FUCK GURA YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT
>>30818060Holy based.
>>30818077She does it out of love.
>>30818224Based
>>30818196You fucks said the same thing when she played Soma
>>30816991I love Ame!
LIKE YA CUT G
>>30818188Women like to exaggerate
How do we tell to start a stream without a waiting room to see if the viewer bug is fixed
Gura kinda sorta has a huge fucking head
>>30818237Ame you want that Gura spit
>>30818188She might have switched over to ring-fit for her exercise.
>>30818128Well... I don't like the way youtube's ran, don't you know, and, erm... that's pretty much what I was expressing in my poem. The platform... the American paltform - they're sneaky, they're very deceitful, they're liars, they're cheats, they're rip-offs. I mean, the google is one-- is one systematic company that... that nobody can trust. I don't trust them myself
>>30818232It's a good song, but it's not a shanty
>>30818216>Ame's fat ass.
>>30818237It's a quick trick brick question
>>30818248I mean, taking multivitamins helps
>>30818157You're right but who cares its good.
>>30818224
>>30818237Dont lie ame
>>30818139it's probably a real sign the viewer count actually dropped
>>30818162you should not do this.
how come nousagis and haatons hate each other so much?
>>30818215>Thighs>>>Boobs>assThe only correct answer
>>30818242because she only reads SCs sometimes, and knowing she's almost guaranteed to read your SC during a read makes you wanna send a message
>>30818221All the Ayn Rand shit maybe? I think the basic story is simple enough, shouldn't be a problem.
Here come the slavs
>>30817136>literally suggest playing Sea of ThievesFucking apologize.
>>30818242Retard.
Gur harasses Ame on discord with detailed paragraphs about eating her ass
>>30818249
>>30817464even the tulpamancers on /x/ are more sane than you
Wish she didn't encourage the ruskies
>>30818294I hate it
>>30818166I don't either, but the problem I had is that I never really felt like I had any "choice" in what it was I was actually focused on. It was a crapshoot as to whether I would do what I thought I wanted to do/should be doing or decided to clean all the stains on the wall with a toothbrush (which I found out later is very much a meth-addict thing to do which is unsurprising because adderall is basically meth).
GURA IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
>>30818294HE HATES IT
>>30818156Wait were they actually talking about artemis? I thought they brought up Botan because they were a good team together in Among Us.
>>30818256She didn't understood Simon's coin flip cope but she understood the story
>>30818295Armpits>
Massive chumbuddie and numberfag here, she only got 20k, meaning that she is reclining. Chumbuddies what can we do for HER to rise up again? At this point she will drown herself soon into the sea of holos.
Gura... your vitamine absorption reps
Based Gura!
The russkie bros are IN
>>30818271Amelia "ASM-135 ASAT" Watson...
>>30818313
>>30818162
>>30817396>>30817820You might also wanna try this one: 'YouTube Live Filled Up View'You can zoom to enlarge chat and scroll normally on YT
Gentlemen, I dislike the russians and their xaxaxa ways, and wish Gura would stop entertaining them, they probably speak English anywayt.not an American
>>30818158Thread is slow, might as well. Camoooon, I wanna knooooow
I can't believe Gura is calling for the reinstitution of the Comintern
>Gura making Russians her friendSmart, they'll defend her from chinks
>>30818060Quick and dirty are the funniest imoBased anon
>>30818248Vitamin water is a scam.
>tfw you look down and are in tri poloski
>>30818316why wouldn't she, Botan is inclining hard cause of it
>>30818256the DEEP PLOT WOW fags were all over outer worlds too
>>30818316What´s wrong with ruskies?They are only flooding Botan and Gura
>>30817987Amelia was also in a much better mood than usual earlierSometimes people are just in good moods. It actually does happen to people, I've looked into this.
>>30818263Fuck you say G?
DO YOU REMEMBER
Why are russians obsessed with Gura???
What's with Gura and the ruskies? Next she'll be learning chinese
OH NO THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!
Coco singing September, fuck yeah.
>>30818312The aftermath
>>30818202That's my girl
I like when Coco chat spells out SHITTERU with the emote letters but their name is too long so it just says shitter
>>30818216Gura likes her own features a lot so it just means she has a big booty
>>30818248Lots of people are vitamin D deficient because they don't spend enough time outside. Even outside of shut-ins, modern lifestyles just don't lend themselves to a lot of regular daily outdoor time. Especially if you live somewhere with cold and dark winters. Supplements can help a lot with that.
>>30818345She knows exactly what she's doing
>>30818329[HARD BASS INTENSIFIES]
>>30818305Okay. I'm sorry you're retarded
>>30818155Your parents get wrapped up in an autistic homeschooling charity scam and suddenly things start spiraling out of control, who knew.
Gura collab with Putin singing Russian Anthem when?
>>30818291pekora once slapped haachama in front of YAGOO
>>30818326>At this point she will drown herself soon into the sea of holos.The best thing you can do for her now is to jump in after her and never come up for air
>>30818162I'm not going to shitpost and encourage this, you really shouldn't be doing this to yourself.
>EVERY>WEEK
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ring fit>Every weekDear god.
>>30818294I like this one more
>>30818345Wait, how good are russians in dealing with bugs
>RingFit every week in JanuaryUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH T o T
>>30818345Russia has a hilariously poor track record with conflicts in asia.
>RFA every week of Januaryohno
>>30818296>no slice of pizza floating in the bath
>>30818322Nope. She just redirected it to that and completely ignored the innuendo.
>RINGFIT EVERY WEEK IN JANUARYUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! T u T
>>30818339i think Russian homies are pretty based, i just dont care about politics so theyre cool with meT. Burger
Guys I'm beginning to think Gura realize how much she is loved by her audience.
>>30816327When are they going to fix Kiara's stupid two-hat design?
GURA MY DICK CAN'T HANDLE RFA EVERY WEEK.
>>30817783Damascus never fails to amuse me rumao
bloopbros?
>>30818355Well we do have a good share of her clip and also botan, and her merch is really sold well here
>>30817058oh god
>>30818354>DO YOU REMEMBERClosing the god damn door?No?It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I want Gura to clear Dragaux in difficulty 30 and then realize he has a second phase.
>>30818408What makes you say this?
>Jay every weekYab
>>30818386>>30818387>>30818393>>30818396>>30818399>>30818404>>30818410>>30818408Would you die already?
>>30818162shitposting aside, please anon stop taking your meds
>>30818414back in the cagie
>>30818380I heard Haachama hugged Pekora during their first offcollab
>>30818408good, she shouldnt feel unneeded or undeserved EVER
>>30818416merch?
>>30818386>>30818387>>30818393>>30818396I unironically will watch just to see how good she does at level 30.
>>30817134see>>30818417
>>30818417Say hello to your next vSinger star!
>I LIKE D
>>30818295Hips >>> Thighs >>> Boobs = Ass >>> Belly >>> feet = handsYou literally can't prove me wrong because it's the objective truth
>I like DUHHHHHH CUNNYBROS??
>I like D
ya ding dongya dingusya doofus
A reminder!Freeing Bloop dooms the world and is key to Ina's planned destruction of humanity.
>>30818376But how the fuck does that lead to buying heroin in Cambodia, and how did you get back home? How fucking young were you?
>>30818430
Alright boys, i'm gonna get ultra FIT for our shark!!
>>30818339I don't mind as long as they behave themselvest. amerimutt
>>30817464rrat
GURA LOVES MY DICK
>>30816347Fuck yeah, I love that Bitch.
>>30818162Keep going and keep documenting this for the sake of science of course
pikachua
>RFA every week in JanuaryGura's going to make the chumbuds ripped
CONFIRMED NOT A LESBO
>>30818417imagine him as HoloEN gen 2
>I like DAme's tit size is double D
>>30818296>>30818313I had my mouse hovered over the Gura image to expand it, then when the thread updated it immediately jumped to pepeloni. The experience was jarring to say the least.
She likes the Dits over sameame bros ...
>>30817134I made this specific screenshot. It was definitely real.
>>30818156>>30818322Do you ever notice trannyshark shills only green SC
>>30818405Who said anything about politics?I just dislike they speak a language that's not even remotely intelligible for non slav rune speakers. At least with the spics I understood some of the shit they typed, Russians are basically just having their own conversations neither the rest of the chat nor Gura can truly keep track off.
>gura likes Dgurame bros...
>>30818414Reporting in
>Ina talking about procrastination yesterday>now thisStop calling me out
>>30818438Well, some her fans here sell some unofficial keychan, hoodies, poster and sticker and it really sold well
>>30818473No her mama said it B
>>30818430UOHPOSTING WILL NEVER DIETHAT WHICH IS NOT DEAD WILL ETERNAL LIEAND IN STRANGE AEONS, EVEN DEATH MAY DIE
>>30818196We're talking about Bioshock 1's simple mind control story not Infinite's intricately-weaved time travel plot.
>HER was a Cowboy>Gura is a PirateShes growing in power and adding more templates
>>30818470Only one arm.
>>30818483Stop procrastinating and they'll stop calling you out
>>30818339i went and read their threads for a while last night. they are just like us. it's fine.
>>30818459Oh that was a neighbor, no one in my family does drugs except for a cousin who went on bath salts and chopped his dick off but he's an outlier.
/u/schizos on suicide watch!!!
>>30818430Imagine being anticunny.
>>30818460It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
>>30818494Are you saying we'll see her become a ninja next
>>30818482>>30818475see>>30818473
>Role playing as bloop and wasting 100$+ to get noticedWould you do this?
I MASTURBATE TO GURA EVERYDAYCHUMBUDDIES WW@
What happens when bloop gets out of the bubble^
>>30818478>I just dislike they speak a language that's not even remotely intelligible for non slav rune speakersso is every language that you don't understand you retard
>>30818480Stop trying to get the fuck out you little shit
ENTER HAACHAMA
So is Bloop some sort of deep sea abomination contained within a magic bubble?
I'm thinking this setlist from coco is BASED
>>30817669They aren't naturally good singers so learning new songs is hard, improving on what you already know is easier.
http://poal.me/8vb0cghttp://poal.me/8vb0cghttp://poal.me/8vb0cghttp://poal.me/8vb0cg
>>30818486based
>>30818456>Freeing Bloop dooms the world and is key to Ina's planned destruction of humanity.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BloopI believe it.
>>30818430NoUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just watched Ame's LA Noire VOD. She was unironically cuter than usual today..
>Not a barracuda in sight
BEAT IT!
Oh boy here we go
>>30818462I'm just imagining one of them in one of those fucking tracksuits jacking off to gura and it's making me frown.
>>30818502Tell me where they lurk, I tried to find the Russian imageboard last night but couldn't read Cyrillic
>>30818483got a timestamp friend?
>>30818440i just want to shitpost uoh's
>>30818430Cunny is forever
>>30818519it happened once and it can never happen again
The RRATOS noooo
>>30818503Th-that's a pretty big outlier, Damascus-kun...
>>30818540here we're go...
>hi haachamaNigga please you said wassup homie
>>30818487her mama is retardedthose tits is far from B
So can the rrat finally die now?
I LOVE COCO'S OBSCENELY MASSIVE BREASTS!
>>30818503Knife-kun, I...what do I even say to this???
>>30817783Based and red ribbon pilled
>>30818352Lies. Everyone is depressed. Everyone is sad. Life is big sad misery every day unless you have drugs to hold the sad at bay.
Thank goodness Coco is singing kino again.
>>30818546no, they are EXACTLY the same as us. it's on their equivalent of /jp/, it's called /ja/
We lost, rrat bros... Time to embrace meditation.
>>30818354The 21st night of September?
>>30817674I'd grab her and kiss her. I NEED MORE SPIT
>>30818162Anon is spending too much time on documentation. He is no longer summoning a Pekora tulpa. He is going to have a tulpa of /hlg/ and /hlgg/ where thinks he's documenting his eventual Pekora tulpa but the real tulpa is the documentation he made along the way.
Gura, don't pretend you didn't write "Wassup homie"
There you go, Haatons.
>>30818430Please get raped by a pack of niggers.
>>30818559Mother never wrong Anon
>BLOW ME
NOOO MY GURA HAACHAMA RRATS ARE BEING DESTROYED NOOOO
>>30818452You win anonchama, your list is more complete than mine.I still don´t know where to put the tummy
SHE DID READ IT CUTE
>Ywn play Super Smash Kart 51
Mori farted on stream
>dodges telling chat if she replied or acceptedGURAFOR FUCK'S SAKE
does Gura know that people masturbate to her
Is it just me or is Kiara's member to viewer ratio one of the highest? Chat is always green
Simmer down, take your meds
It's 5.50AM. Woke up for Kiara. I'm kind of tired, but I have to be there for her. She'll be lonely otherwise
>>30816728I love how her literal mental breakdown became a dance
*sits on your rrat and Gura's face*
>>30818601she know, anon.
>>30818596Gura masturbated live on stream
>>30818519As Gura said, she's in for a rough night. Sharks have two-pronged penises, you know
Reminder rrats: When Gura and Haachama collab, it still won't count as a JP Holo collab because Haachama is EN. You still have one safe narrative.
>>30818601how could she not?
>>30818601she actively encourages it
>>30818600She literally said yes you fucking retard
>>30818601People join Hololive to get people masturbate to them firstly
>>30818603its a freaking cult
Remember to take your meds, /hlgg/!
>>30818601she probably masturbates to herself
>>30818596Gura pissed herself on stream.
>>30818603Its a cult what do you expect.puyo
pirate gura art is coming boys
>>30818316Don't worry, it's only the beginning and they still act like the siktir club members in the social networks.
>>30818603They're a literal cult so that's to be expected.
>>30818492>notice me, would you kindly?The chumbuds are already referencing it in the superchats.
>>30818615I like where this is going
>>30818600She said she also gave several ideas as to what they could do, those naRRATives are weak
>>30818473>>30818511It's over. Gura asked Ame to munch her carpet, but Ame punched her and stole her baguette.
>>30818601now's your chance to tell her
>>30818601She knows, have you seen the shit she likes on twitter?
>>30818603We're a family.
>>30818483I´m on the same boat anonchama
Kiara is doing the boring monastery shit off stream so FE will have progress this stream
>>30818633Cute
>>30818575whoever let their kid get that close to a capybara deserves to have them taken away
>>30818601She masturbates to herself.And so does Amashiro-mama.
>>30818630Well, maybe not everyone
>>30818601She's dumb, but not that dumb.
Huh, can't hear soundposts was working right yesterday but not today, what gives?
It wasn't anyone here that contributed to the bromie thing was it? I can't imagine anyone here actually coming up with something funny that other people like without it being shoved down their throats.
>>30818601She know and she encourage it by adding more fetishes every month
>>30818521Not really anochama, most latin alphabet languages can be understood partially
Ina Journey stream is pure GFE
>>30818615okokkeep going
>>30818644ABAYO
>>30818556Again, outlier. Never associate me with druggies.
>>30818630But don’t take ones you shouldn’t be or more then your doctor orders
>>30818478how do you think the jop's thought of eop's
>>30818601she wants feetporn
>>30818600You need to clean your ears
>>30818644SHARK CUNNYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30818609based aniki. Now only if he woke up for real ;_;
>>30818658Why? Aren't they chill?
>>30818616Would you taste these pepelonis?
>>30818644UUUOOOHHHHHH T u T
>Small teeth are very sharp...Gura...
>>30818644ABAYUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>30818601Why do you think she teases about her feet every chance she gets?
BURGER STORY LET'S IKUZOOOOOOOO
>>30818601Yes, she knows about you Ame.
>complaining about burgersfuckin' americans
>>30818575What a friendly animal! It looks quite cap(yb)a(ra)ble of companionship.
>burgerYes I would.
>>30818601"Most people aren't here for the visuals"At the beginning of her RFA stream
>>30818615Jay
>>30818430>Why dont you just duhuduhduhduhie already
borgar
>>30818608>Simmer down, take your medsBut, anons taking TOO many meds>>30818162>>30817464
>>30817856i'm uh uh, 3'1" (second season)
FAT
>>30818603Kiara threatened my whole family and future bloodline if I didn't member
>>30818644>くぱThat green bitch is here too?!
>McDonald'sShe can't drive. Did she walk there?
Jesus Christ Gura likes her McDonald’s
double cheeburger
>>30818644Bye bye
gura gorging herself on borgar
>>30818601Yes and she masturbates on stream to tease people and that gets her off even more.
Gura............
>>30818665Youtube bug
>>30818683sure, most of the time, but they're wild animals and unpredictable, and their teeth are extremely sharp and dangerous. kid could get seriously wounded and an infection. it's about as smart as walking up to a wild bison (who is about as docile).
>4 hoursis this girl really an American at all?
>Gura confessing her fast food sinsShe's so fucking cute holy shit just fucking end me.
ALL within 4 HOURS
>Gura Haachama rrat destroyed>Kiara finally trapped her rratGet fucked more RRATSHITTERS
ARCHITECT BROS?
>>30818712perfection
>>30818644Thank you anon, rest easy for your 3 days.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30818601If she didn't know, she likely already has by now. In her RFA stream, she said how "most of you aren't here for the visuals anyway" which implies she knows that people have jerked off to other girl's RFA stream audio
Wait didn't she say she was on a diet?
>>30816327Holy fuck, that image.
Kewpie? QP? Quarter Pounder?t. not amerifat
>Taking 4h to eat a double cheeseburger
>>30818338Ooh nice, thank you
>>30818511but she's an ass woman... it hurts bros...
Why don't Ame, Gura and Mori have fun personifications of their fanbases like Kiara's KFP chicken employees and Ina's smiling takodachis? You'd think shrimp pirates, little smoky skeletons and.... small detectives? would be ideas cooking.
Gura literally feeding the pregnancy narrative
She ate 4 meals worth of food in 4 hours?!
>>30818682Don't be sad anon, he wouldn't want that. ;-;
>McDonaldsGura confirmed 20 years old or lower
That's what Moona calls an amuse-bouche...
>>30818717Gura's fat goes into the thighs
>>30818720She ordered it with door dash
>>30818742that's why she framed that story as a confession, anon.
>>30818721And Kiara likes her burger king. these are not healthy girls
>>30818731Alright, fair enough.
>>30818742Don't worry about it
>Your oshi>Pepeloni?
>>30818705Good shit anon
>>30818713Its a nousagi he will be fine
>>30818720Maybe she lives near a mall or something
>>30818668only if you understand itspeaking english doesn't mean you can read french
ARCHITECTS WIN AGAIN
>>30818742she's american anon....
OH SHIT SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN
>Quarter pounder, fries, a drink, and a double cheeseburgerMatsuri looks down on Gura from miles above
That's like half a meal for Moona.
>>30818705Jay?
Gura ate one (1) whole mcdonalds meal over the course of four (4) hours and confesses this to us like it's an insane revelationHoly fuck
Anyone else hear Gura regress into HER voice completely when saying "double cheeseburger"?
>>30818705kek
>>30818745Yea
>>30818752we're all pregnant
>Your Oshi>Your usual fast food order
>4 hours to eat 2 burgers, some fries, and a sodaGura please
This bitch is butchering RIP again! Gambare Coco!
>>30816425It was one of my favorite EN streams
>>30818769AmeAway
>Coco trying RIP againBless her, not even Mori can repeat the thing perfectly in her own Karaoke
>>30818745Yeah, it's the "average" burger at Mac's
>>30818769MoriAWAY
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>30818644UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>30818734No her burger speed run is fucking weak 4 hours I can eat that in 30 minutes
I'm going to lose control and rape Gura
Gura I do not want to lose control.GURA STOP
>>30818452>belly>below anythingQueer
Does this confirm she has anorexia?
Whoa, is this free Gura JOI?
>>30817875Gura might unironically have some form of synesthesia, as I believe she's been asked about her perfect pronunciation before and she couldn't explain it beyond that she 'visualizes' how she thinks she should say somethingThere's a musician on Twitch who does a similar thing, she can 'see' sound and it lets her replicate music almost instantly even if she's never experienced it before
Coco's singing RIP again
>>30818769>Ame>Away!
>>30818720Is it possible to be in America and not have several big M's in one mile radius?
>WhisperingOOOOHOGOOODO
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE CONTROL UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>30818769AmeAway!
Well Coco is doing a lot better than last time
>>30818796CalliBondi rappa
>>30818796Ame3 large pizzas and 3 large cokes
>>30818763most-likely this
>>30817464This is the proof that we are the most powerful thread on this site. Boards may overwhelm us with autism quantity with a few divine autism in between but we win in pure consistent quality autism.
What the fuck is this language
Amelia was talking about how she dreams about streaming the other night and said that she had bad dreams about "make mistakes/doing something embarrassing" on stream.Is she talking about farting?Because - let's be real here. I know this. You know this. Amelia knows this deep in her soul but will never admit it...If she farted on stream and it was audible enough for her mic to pick it up, she'd probably make like 15 grand in Super Chats.
>>30818705>didn't add the fly going "rrrrrat" before thisfailure
>>30818821Reminder that Gura has retarded op insane strengthRaping her by force is not advicedYou have to trick her into sex, she's that dumb
>>30818720Uber Eats
>all this food>architect.png
CUTE
I fucking LOVE this bitch
>>30818823there are definitely some worrying signs that she has a troubled relationship to food, but it's never been too clear exactly how.
>>30818798She's a ;literal midget, that's a lot for her
>>30818452Neck>everything else
>>30818796GuraMedium Canadian pizza
COCO WHY?
>>30818799She's actually doing much better than her first try.
OH MY GOD SHE'S SO CUTE
Why is Gura actually entertaining today? She must have finally started taking her meds.
>>30818827She's at least getting more of the lyrics this time.Good job, coco!
>Your Oshi>Your favorite pizza topping>Favorite sex position
>>30818796GuraBurg + fries from a local joint
nyanananaya
>>30818796GuraDouble Whopper with Large Mountain Dew
>>30818845do teabraps really?
>>30818848I'll just roofie her
LOSING CONTROL WITH GURAAA
>>30818720it's a 15 minute walk for her, so she probably ordered a delivery
>>30818796AmenoOwn cooking
>>30818859i see why you love holos
>>30818864Yeah, this is like...50% better than last time
>>30818611>literal mental breakdownShe just sounds awkward or cringing about something. No wonder these threads are infested with rrats, everyone is a bitch and dramatic
>>30818827oh god kek
KIARA LOVE
Shinigami Sensei + Cocochi!
i love you, gura! please let me cook a borgar for you!
>>30818769KiaraThe no one?
>>30818783A normal person would never eat that in one sitting what the fuck
sex now
>>30818796MoriA big double burger with fries and a large soda