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Hololive Global
shaaaark
(you)gotcha hehe
Ame is cuter than usual today
Gura loves you!
well at least i can't tell it's towa this time
I want to fuck this chicken's thighs!
>muh Youtube bugs>muh viewbotsHAHAHAHA DELUSIONALEXPLAIN THIS THEN
AHEMI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori has an amazing singing voice and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, but can also make you laugh easily!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.Fuck tribalistfags.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
>>30813283
Ame is playing good
>>30813308I love you too Gura
>>30813312
>>30813335u mad?
>>30813308I love her and her dorky smile!
Ame thinks negros talk funny
>>30813342cool
>>30813367
towa is cute though i don't watch her streams, and i don't get why she gets hate. is it just idolfags/purityfags?
>>30813376shes right
Gura is cool and has good taste
Without getting too much into dox territory, is Mori the only canon virgin in HoloEN? I used to think it was her and Gura but with the recent events popping up that more or less confirms Jay, I'm not too sure at this point.
>>30813364cute
>>30813412kooper...
i think ytcfilter may be broken
>>30813312 who does these belong to
>>30813421>recent events popping up that more or less confirms Jayunless he had a 4k mile cock, no. he's too poor to leave the uk.any while we're at it, just assume none of them are virgins. a fat tittied westerner in japan in an underground rap scene has "quickie" written all over her.
Unity
>>30813500that's a big cock
>>30813500
Twitter cropping algorithm is a hornyposting haaton
>>30813500unity or whatever
SHHHHHGura is starting
>>30813297Ame is always cute
HOOCHA!
What the fuck
>3k views instantly vanishFirst time I see clear evidence of the view bug
>Heya AmEE
Mods are you okay?
Why are meidos such massive fucking faggots?
MEIDOS??
>8k waiting>droped to 3 kBug fixed my ass
meidos are retarded I swear
BASED MEIDOS
>Papa WatsonFirst mention?
>meidos delete bigger thread???
KNEEL
meidos, why?
What?
>>30814083He was clearly never breastfed, and will never be a true Mongolian.
What did you guys do?
Based meidos purging the thread infested with k**pa simps
meidos... we're sorry about the 2hus... but you could've deleted this thread instead...
Meidos????
Well, that was kind of rude, more image slots I guess
Uh, what actually happened?That was a pretty well behaved thread by most standards.
The other thread had 10x more posts...
Watson LA Noire https://youtu.be/F_Bxmci05tEGura Blazing Sails https://youtu.be/7SqxlCWB-AAKiara FE3H https://youtu.be/0Tow5A9cnCI>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
>>30813308I LOVE YOU TOO GURA! T u T
For what purpose, meidos?
MODS?!?!
>>30813421Silence trash, you're not among friends here
Fucking meido is such a faggot.
GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA
>7.7K waiting>2.8K watchingGura's got a hell of a debuff
Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson, we’we gonna have a caweew day at school! You should come!”“Didn’t your teacher get a visit from a social worker recently?”>”Yeah, the chawges got dwopped I guess.”“Wait, didn’t the last guy have to pay her to speak?”>”I don’t wemembew, I was mostly thinking about spaceman making bafwoom in his pants.”“...does he go boom?”
Did the other thread have a yab?
Do meidos really not have any tool to determine the creation date/time of a thread?>>30814115Yeah, this is the first time I've paid any attention to it to. How long has it been going on for anyway?I doubt anybody at youtube is competent enough to fix it before 2nd fes, which is annoying.
Why did we die?
>Ame has a betting past
This is not shitposting, this is serious. I think I genuinely need help. I really really want to fuck Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose. I want to whisper "Help will never come. You will never escape from here. Your idol career is over now and you'll spend the rest of your life as my personal sex slave" in her ear as she cries and struggles to escape until she eventually gives up. After I'm done with her, I won't even let her rest. I'll insert a rotor in her pussy and turn it on, leaving her moaning in my basement all the way until the next day, where I'll repeat this process over and over again until her mind is completely broken.A few months ago I didn't really care about her, but somehow these past few days I keep thinking about fucking her. I don't know what triggered it but I'm fucking lusting after Suisei now. "Why can't I have a cute idol vtuber sex slave" these thoughts always appear at the back of my mind. Please help me to get her out of my head because I think I might actually go insane at this point.
Mods = retarded
>>30814118They're Mr. Cohen-sized
later ame
Hug me until I melt Ame...
>meido's a Towa shill
Chickin?Based meido
Based Medios that thread was going to shit
>Prunes the most active threadWe already know meidos aren't hired for their intelligence, you don't know have to prove it you fucking retards.
>>30814139>we're sorry about the 2husDon't lie.
Ok, let's see how much of a shitshow this pirate game is.
??
Meidochama??
>>30814138okay ny*nnerfag
Great choice, meido! This thread was made first!
Any of you faggots going to try to snipe Gura when she plays this shitty pirate battle royale game?
>one time when I was youngohno>it's just her Luck 100 working in her favor on horsesGod I wish my oshi didn't have such a weird family life, but then I wonder if she would still be my oshi.
>>30814138t. cumbud
>>30814101Today I will remind them.
>OP deleted his own thread to start infighting between /hlgg/ posters
>retards flock to a thread when a non early one was made first>expect it not to get deletedhow new
Meidos fear what they don't understand
Towa fags win again
meidos are fucking retards, what's new
Arigato Meidos
>>30813421You realize that if the Jay rrat were true it would actually make Gura more likely to be virgin, right?
what just happened to the thread...
>>30814130Never, but I do like Towa.
what the fuck is happening on this fucking website
>>30814145Thaat is now even more applicable.The stream is on fire, and there's no vtuber on the screen.And the supas are all muddied with a thousand lonely goslings.And a dark screen shows. Thanks for reposting it with sound, anon.
Are Gura and Ame the only ones who don't know Japanese?
>dad took her horse racing
>>30813421The only confirmed virgin is EnMa, the rest are exactly the kind of whore you think they might be.
fucking blasted him
>>30814142>>30814157>>30814174Koopafags started acting up
Thank Jesas for being born in same era.
QUICK DRAW WATSON
>>30813823I always assume they aren't. I try to keep myself from the parasocial aspects, though my boy is making it awfully hard.
Anyone else getting excited seeing such quantities of morphine?
>Almost 10k viewers errased from Gura's waiting roomWhy do they even make these waiting rooms anyway, they most know by know that its killing their viewership. Youtube seems to have to plans on fixing it either.
hehe, just as planned
>>30813500UNITY
https://streamable.com/1kvr4q
Stop being fucking morons
>>30814138I thought it was because of all the jew stuff.
>Let's hug it until it melts.Hug my cold heart instead Ame
>>30814163Maybe next time don't have four different threads, while simultaneously replying in all of them?
I will KILL towa baby for this meido, you did this to yourself.
When are the EN girls going to play Poker and let us superchat them back into the game when they go bust?
>gura pirate speechThis is great already.
>deleted the thread talking about off topic shitbased
JWUHow was today?
>>30814162Holy shit bro, you need thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyIY8rxlzbA
>>30814207That's a pretty dumb narrative, anon.
who would have thought the sharkmeido was a Towafag...
>>30814178Go back to /trash/ holy shit
Gura is Mrs Crab
>>30814214BRO"""SPAM""" VIEWERSLMAO
Gura's chat is zooming wtf
>>30814233???
>>30814195Why do you think some chumbuds believe the narrative? It would actually be better for their fantasies if they "dated"
>YARHARHARHARcute
>>30814207And yet threads filled with doxxshit still make it to 1500. Really makes you think
>>30814214spam viewers, pls andastand small hindi tech company
>>30814207I wish they would go back to /trash/
>>30814223go back to the fart thread 2whofag
yo this yakuza 7 game is pretty goodwish any of the holos would play it
How long has it been since Ame's gotten a superchat telling her Gura's streaming?
Ina is GAYliterally
We just keep winning.
yarr
Why is Gura playing this garbage is she trying to kill her viewership?
This was the first time Ame mentioned her dad, right?
Enjoy your refreshed image limit.>>30814155>>30814122ThOSe ArE VieW bOtS
Oh no, the slavs are getting uppity
towa has the ugliest voice in the history of youtube
>>30814222I'm looking forward to that archive
gura hump day
Cool new feature
>>30814223Not the poor toohoo thread with three posts from a month ago...
>hump dayGura???
>HumpdayGura...
>>30814214Whats taking them so long anyway, its been more than two weeks.
>>30814207Holy shit they are annoying.
>>30814159>implying it wasn't done on purposeSuddenly, Youtube's most supperchatted, biggest streamers are anime girls, one of the most famours one a loli. Youtube wants to be known for family vloggers, late night shows and tik tok comedians. They don't want degenerate bullshit like Hololive or vtubers so they're conciously debuffing them.
>>30814207More like cumbuddies numberfagging again.
>>30814200I actually just got it from the previous thread
>>30814195It's so weird to think that though. Gura is pretty kinky
>>30814269Far as I can recall, yes.
>>30814274based
Ame probably did all those drugs already
Humping Gura...
>>30814162I WANT TO PISS IN SUISEI'S ASS
>hump day
>>30814265she could stream paint drying and be ifne
>>30814274Anon come on it's not that bad. I was disappointed when I heard her voice but it's really not awful.
Based kenzocuck meido deleting the active thread
>>30814214Blame Cover for viewbotting.
>>30814259didnt coco play it?
>>30814228It had 600 posts, this one had 50.
>>30814183Is this real?
She is here?
>>30814214Because the number counter doesn't send them superchats or memberships?
Humping Gura....
>>30814178Man I'm glad I'm so terrible at being able to distinguish the different people in this thread that I literally cannot pick up on these people. Every post is a completely different poster in my mind unless its a reply
>>30814207I'm cool if people love her, but this isn't the place for indie discussion even if they spawned from here
>>30814207AND YET DOXXES STAY UP?
>blazing saddles
>blazing saddlesbased
Why was the other thread nuked? I just got caught up too.
based
>Blazing SaddlesBased shark.
Blazing Saddles with Gura!THE SHERIFF IS A
>>30814280cope
>even Gura was thinking the moviehehe
>>30814269I'm 90% sure it's a sponsored game pushed by hololive corp., Pekora was playing it the other day too.
I dont seem to be shadowbanned in Guras chat anymorewhat a relief
>Hump day because it's downhill from hereyeah, it's only started going downhill, right...
I love Coco!
This sounds kind of fun
AME IS A PRO GAMER
>>30814293Numberfagging has never gotten a thread deleted you fucking retard. /trash/ off-topic discussion on the other hand, absolutely does.
This detective is getting too excited over murdering people...cute
Watson Weed Wednesday When?
>>30814263Happy? With all those deadlines? Busy means business though. Good for her.
Girl goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Polmao is streaming tonight. Go and see her stream. That should pick you up." Girl bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Polmao.”
There isn't any potential for someone to stream snipe her is there? I don't want anyone harassing my daughter.
What difficulty is she playing on? That was really clean
>>30814281>>30814283>>30814301Chumbrats are literal children.
>>30814256>>30814288Looks like the /trash/ schizos are raiding /hlgg/ again
>>30814280Evil spam viewers pls undastan
HEADSHOT
BOOM HEADSHOT
>>30814322>>30814323I keep thinking that's what I'm seeing.
>Anons never heard of hump dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2s0RPrdB_8
>>30814312yes
Phoneposting mori!
Never heard of this game. Is it good?
Get fucking investigated bitch
Ahoy time FUCK YES
>>30814327How long until some commie defender faggot shows up?
Reposting: Yo, been busy doing some personal stuff but some of you seemed interested in the schizo Pekoraposter. I would have summarized his last update but I honestly cannot since it is nothing but the ramblings of a truly insane individual >>30804272.
>>30814314The live viewer counter DOES impact how the algorithm handles the video. It is the MOST important factor for the algorithm, with CTR and interactions just below.
>>30814328>>30814323>>30814322>>30814329Could you IMAGINE the scene where he rides into town?Biggest hololive streaming YAB ever. It'd be great.
Will the sword loli play Muv-Luv
>>30814265Gura plays what she wants to play.
>>30814207not sure why koopafags keep talking about her here, they have another thread for her
>commies>shot on sightUh... Ame?
>>30814155Just spam viewers bro, don't worry about it. YouTube is definitely trustworthy, not like the site breaks 24/7 in every other way
OH MY GOD I WANT GURA AND MORI TO WATCH BLAZING SADDLES NOW
>>30814324This thread came first.
>>30814350not since 2017 now fuck off back to your farm again
>>30814320Exactly. I have nothing against Koopa herself in fact, but her whiteknights are seriously becoming cancerous. The hololive thread isn't the place for it.
>>30814266Boats, huh...?
>>30814214real viewers are more important then a janky view counter number
>>30814316Same Polkabro, it's not worth paying attention to anyone's diction.I can kinda recognize the bleeding Nousagi, that's about it.
>>30814346Shush, cumbud.
This is a second time Gura played a game because of Pekora
>>30814265Gura likes to try kusoge.
JANNIES BTFO AGAIN
>>30814263Great And Yummy
AHEMI HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori is a cute dork and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!K**pa is fun to watch, even if she's off-topic!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members.Fuck tribalistfags.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
>>30813500unity!
http://poal.me/i1wuiv
>>30814340what the hell
>>30814365Everyone runs faster with a knife, anon.But I also hear there's no respawn points in RL?
Womb hat!
>SENCHOU GAVE GURA HER PIRATE HAT
PIRATE GURA CUUUUUTE
>GIVE IT UP YOU HOOKNOSED KIKEAME NO
>Marine gave Gura her hat
WOMB
Hope everyone has a good night/day, anons!
>>30814289>Youtube wants to be known for family vloggers, late night shows and tik tok comedians.There isn't a force on earth that'd make those three superchatted.
>Shoots first>"Wait, shouldn't we catch this guy alive for questioning?">Moves on>"Die!!!"
Why Gura's chat is so fast even in slow mode
it was the hat i was right
What the fuck. The chat is so fast even with Top Chat filter.
DUSTY CUNNY
>Ame just walks in and starts wasting kikesBased.
BASED WOMB STRIKES AGAIN
>that stereotypical jewish voice
>Boomer horny shark
CUTE! She got a gift from good ol' dusty womb!
Cute!
AHOY
CUTEE
>>30814404Based and unitypilled
Marine's dusty womb...
>>30814400When will she stop leeching?
>>30814352I think this might be the most ancient joke I know the punchline to.
>>30814368They found the secret super boss..
>Ame will never shotgun your cock
>>30814404Based unity chad
>>30814404Based
>>30814377I bet Mori fucking loves that movie.It was one of my dad's favorite movies; Mel Brooks is a comedic genius.
Gura, no, nobody wants to fuck captains...
>>30814384>commies>shot on sight>Uh... Ame?'It's okay, she's just joining the Coco School of Geopolitics.
>gura looking left to talk to chatdamn this is weird
>>30814379Gura needs to keep her numbers in top shape so I can keep shitting on retards in this thread.
SHION DONT LOOK
>>30814370Unfinished kusoge
Look at that guy zoomin up there!
Womb has EXCELLENT taste.
>>30814404now this is based.
>>30814447God I wish that was me
>>30814404The tribalists, falseflaggers and doxposters are trying their best too!ANTI LOVE
>>30814404Supremely based
cap'n gooruh about to suck my COCK
Towa is my wife!
>>30814427Welcome to twitch
>>30814453womb womb womb womb womb womb womb
Time to watch Gurama play like shit.
>>30814410I love /k/ Ame
GURA FUCKING ATE MARINE AND STOLE HER HAT WTF PIRATE
Gura's shivering timbers...
>>30814316I'm the same. The only exception apart from ritualposters was the guy that would always reply to antis as if he was raping them. I miss that guy. I wonder what happened to him.
How was Peko's stream of this? If it's a bad game I'm hoping Gura's personality can carry it
>>30814419>Hope everyone has a good night/day, anons!Thanks, CEO. I hope you are too!
>>30814400Pekora is a hero for the children, after all.
Gura's dusty womb
>>30814419Thanks, very thoughtful
>Look at all this choices... nevermind you can't seeTHIS FUCKING BRAT
>the golden shrimpholy shit she's actually playing with chumbuddies isn't she
So how the hell do you play this pirate game?
>>30814404Not bad
>>30814436OOOOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
>ywn warm your hands under Ame's butt
Wait... is this sea of thieves?
>I was warming my hands... under my butt.
GURA'S SHIP SINKING FASTER THAN GURAME
>>30814316Ah, the pepeloni...
>>30814418>There isn't a force on earth that'd make those three superchatted.They want advertisement and big media money. Sc is important but it is a blip on their radar
>>30814436
>>30814286God I love Generation Kill.
>only 14k viewers >Chat is moving at light speedSuuuure YouTube..
Look at me. I'm the captain now.
Is this game just an even cartoonier version of blackwake?
Fuck me this game looks AWFUL.
ame warming her hands under her butt..
Gura got corked.
>ywn be ame's hands.
>>30814404thank you for taking the time to update your announcement
>ame will never sit on your handswhy am i alive
>AME WARMING HER HANDS UNDER HER BUTT
I wanna warm my hands with Ame’s butt
Ame's butt-warmed hands...
>>30814474I wanted to actually use that image for that soundpost, but it already had some attached sound by another anon.
Why is her chat so fast wtf?
>>30813283Tongue-kissing Towa!
how was pekora's 7 days to die stream? did she enjoyed it?
What the fuck even happened?
What the fuck is Gura playing? Chinese sea of thieves?
>Barracuda HunterBased
UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMHHH????????????????????????????????
>>30814207Retard there were like at most two posts related to Koopa in the other thread. The threads were moe likely deleted because the discussion that we will naturally arrive at when the Jewish mafia shows up.
>>30814423because there's 20K+ people in it going ahoy.
I saw that Barracuda Hunter
>>30813421None of the girls are virgins, except probably a chan
I should've bought the game...
>Barracuda HunterWhich one of you?
>>30814487It's a bad game
What the fuck is this gameHow does Gura find this kusoge shit
how tf did they find her?
Thanks to meidos your brain unfries so you can watch Amelia's amazingly hilarious detective adventures while GURA cosplays as a pirates and hunts for booty friends, where we at?
>>30814465ANTI LOVE
looks like a shitty mobile game wtf
>>30814436It's just not the same anymore after the yab...
>>30814534Is this your first time watching Gura
>>30814555It looks super fun though
low damage costs for once, well done Ame.
>>30814513>God I love Generation Kill.So do I, anon, so do I.And Hololive.the intersection makes no god damn sense, but here I am.
>>30814286Goddamn do I love these edits
Gura's chat is unusually green today. I guess casual fans aren't cool enough to watch kusoge.
>>30814542Based
Gura only plays bad games.
>>30814534Those are spam viewers anonchama.
>>30814542FUCKING BARRACUDA
>>30814555Pekora
>>30813314Back of the line, bub!
>>30814516good mention
>>30814515Anyone who looks at total views when the streams ends knows it's bullshit. They can't fix it so they're going to pass it off as a new "feature".
>inb4 Ame lost her save again
>Barracuda HunterHere's your (You)
>>30814542That guy sounds based
Stop making waiting rooms
tfw no Gura sex friend
>>30814072Unity!
>>30814555Blame Pekora
>>30814555She said she watched Pekora play it and wanted to try it
>>30814553>while GURA cosplayskek, i saw what you did there
>>30814555You guys really do only show up when Gura does public streams, that's crazy.
>>30814286High quality
>Ame trying to come up with excuses for why she's avoiding HaachamaAme... she just wants to be your friend...
>>30814515Yeah youtube thinks we are spam views apparently because that’s a good idea fuckint pajjjt mind never once
>ames going to take a short napYup streams canceled bros
>never played this farthis is true
>It's been 3 hours of AmeI thought only Ina had timewarping powers this strong
>i never played this farAnother rrat dead
>>30814566I want Gura to play Barbie, that would be the ultimate filter
>>30814553right here brother
>>30814555She's not the first holo playing it. She saw someone else playing it and thought it'd be neat if she played a funny pirate game.
>SHES HERE
Fuck, she's going to miss the WW2 cutscene since they don't replay when you load.
gura extra cute today
So what, its a shitty sea of thieves type BR?
>>30814404FUCK AYAME
>>30814566She has a ton of members. She makes like 400k a month.
>>30813334Based.
gura is very unafraid of disney today...
>>30813500Does it boggle anyone else's mind that we can share and mass reproduce nice art like this worldwide? We're living in a high point of culture and no one seems to realize it.
WILL THESE PEOPLE STOP
The marker on Gura's screen even looks like a womb.
>>30814538She probably won't play it again, but it was pretty fun. Coco should push it harder, a Hololive 7 Days To Die arc would be much better viewing than Ark.
Sorry for interrupting the stream boys, I was making Ame some soup
rate the stream
I love Ame noises so much
RATE THE STREAM
>went to go take a shit>came back in time just to see Ame stream end
Has Marine showed up in the chat yet?
Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia!
>>30814555Cover's pushing the game since they got permissions or something, since Astel played it then Pekora played it.
>>30814596Didn't she said that it was her first time playing it?
>>30813283How can I get a small, cute, warm, soft and perfect gf exactly like Gura-chan?
>Ame's laugh[chair clattering]
>>30814597Gentlemen, IT IS TIME http://poal.me/pe8n1mhttp://poal.me/pe8n1mhttp://poal.me/pe8n1m
>>30814567>>30814588Thanks, you can look through the archives for all six of them, most of them were made for /hlg/ long before EN existed, but I'll post one more.
Why would you play this game over Sea of Thieves
>Gura only armed with a nigger knife
>>30814566You merely adopted the kusoge.
Thank jezas
>>30814566She have like 15k members
Say hello to Ina's new bf.
>>30814621Huh?
LA Noire is starting to get interesting. I mostly had the other cases tabbed because the artsy-fartsy poem murders were a bit boring.
I swear Amelia's chat seems mostly green whenever it's not minecraft or not late at night.
AHOY!
>>3081463210/10 cuter than usual
>>30814621why are chumchuds like this?
>>30814621>chumbuddySasuga
>>3081463210/10 It was a really fun stream
is this just bootleg sea of thieves?
>>308146326 million dead kikes/100k dead japs
>>30814643She said she'd played some of it but forgot most of it and her roommate streamed it
Gura missed ME guys!
mah!
>Shaaark>Senchou ahoy>Ahoy>How are ya?>I'm horny>A
WE GOT ONE TOO, FUCK YOU DISCORD
>>30814632GTA/10
later losers ame kissed me
AAAAAAAAAAAA AME KISSES
KISSES
THAT FUCKING SCARED ME!
Gura missed me
Bros that kiss was for me
Amelia just kissed me, see ya losers
>>30814657YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS MORI?
>>30814632Hyperactive Ame was cuter than usual/10
>>30814619The fact that we're all here together, united (mostly) by our love for the holos, is a great thing.
Ame just kissed me, I'm no longer a virgin, later nerds!
>>30814619Yeah
>>30814178Go back to >>>/trash/ with your green circlejerk
AME JUST KISSED ME, LATER VIRGINS
MWAH
>>30814404>K**pa is fun to watch, even if she's off-topic!Don't ever use the priestess to post this nonsense or that other stuff in your post ever again
>Pekora watches the entire tutorial video even though it's 100% in English and doesn't understand a word>Gura just jumps in and fumbles aroundIs this the power of HoloEN?
ame spoils us too much bros..
>>30814265Is the stream sponsored? My narrative that Enma desperately begged Gura to engage with the next sponsored game they get offered to put up good numbers needs some fuel.
Ame just kissed me... later, virgins.
ame gave ME a kiss, later virgins
>ame kissesGOD DAMMIT
AHHHHH SHE KISSED ME
this game sucks... but gura makes it bearable with her cuteness.
AME JUST KISSED ME SEE YA VIRGINS
AME JUST KISSED ME
>got a little sleepy >wake up and ame is about to finish the stream>says "I'm here" thinking I was sleeping during a class Fuck
Ame kissed me, abayo faggots.
AME KISSED ME AAAAH
>Ame´s kisssee you later losers
>AME KISSED MESEE YA LOSERS
>Ame kissed meSuck a dick, discord!
>>30814659Ad Vice is when the game really starts getting good. All the newspapers and foreshadowing.
I got kissed by Ame... bros I'm so happy
Is this a shittier version of Sea of Thieves?
Today was a good day
chumbuds??
AMELIA JUST KISSED ME, SEE YA LATER VIRGINS
Ame just kissed me!see ya later faggots
Im feeling pretty good bros, thank God for Ame
Is it just me or is Gura sounding a bit more like a loli than usual today?
>>30814695fuck off takodachi falseflagger
I FUCKING LOVE YOU AMELIA WATSON.
>>30814675I still remember how hard /hlg/ seethed over that, it was fantastic
>>30814644Pedophilia.
>>30814692>>30814695>>30814609ina would be disappointed in you!
>>30814653Her highest members post indicate around 5k members, but it seems like only 2k are active on every members post
>Ame kissed meHahaha virgin no longer boys!!!!
>>30814721Didn't even need my AK
>Ame kissesyeah, here we go
>>30814667Sea of Thieves is just bootleg Sid Meiers: Pirates
Hey this game looks familiar...
>>30814657Heh
>15 mins in only 16kEmbarrassing...
>>30814642More like>manager posts a link to the game in the #permissions channel>anyone who's bored of playing the same 2 games in rotation gives it a look, desperate to escape the endless Minecraft/horror kusoge hell
Agagagagaga
>>30814716Damn I missed the newspapers. Can you give me a quick rundown on the previous ones?
Isn't this just a shitty version of Sea of Thieves?Why not just play the real thing? They got Microsoft permissions.
>>30814654Don't dox me, asshole
>>30814632POLICE BRUTALITY/10
>>30814724Wow a literal nobody. Who cares.
>>30814654Hi NiggerTrannyFaggot6969420
>>30814619There's been thousands upon thousands of books, discussions, and studies on the digital age and its effects. But I guess we've just gotten use to this kind of thing, it wouldn't be happening 20 years ago.
>>30814724LITERALLY FUCKING WHO
is this a pirate apex or something?
>>30814720ray...? where's your 'o7'...???
>>30814687ARE YOU A MADMAN, THIS WILL CAUSE AN INTERDIMENSION INCIDENT
I can't watch this, this is an actual kusoge, not in the /v/ buzzword sense, but the real meaning.
aaaaaaaaaaa she kissed me brosToday was amazing
>ayay>heard it as hayaioh no...>>3081463210/10
>>30814724is that bad?
>>30814632Ame is cuter and smarter than usual. Also beat up Bubba and we got a kiss/10
>lidl Sea of Thievesbut why
>>30814728Based e-celeb finally became a member.
>>30814646>So many people here actually have watched Barbie movies
>>30814741Good taste, Ame.
Gura should play AC Black Flag
>15 minutes in pekora had 30k viewers>gura at 18kyabai
>>30814619Some people moan about not being able to be with the holo but if we shifted our technology back twenty years we would have 0% chance of even knowing they existed.
Fuck off Goslings, Gura's streaming now.
>>30814745im genuinely convinced you nousagi falseflaggers are actually google employees trying to damage control
>>30814724Twitch banned the word simp so he using shrimp so yeah..
Why is Gura so good at rolling her R's?
>>30814724>It's real
>>30814772what'd he mean by this
>swimming piratesUnrealistic game.
>>30814644Work in government
>>30814619I was actually having a thought similar to this last thread- how people from opposite timezones of the world can create new works and art around a shared, comon interest, and share it instantaneously. >We're living in a high point of culture and no one seems to realize it.I think it's less that and more we've collectively become desensitized to it. If we were amazed by the technological marvels that constantly allow us to comunicate, create, and share just about everything we do- we'd never get anything done. But yeah, it's still amazing. >>30814689>>30814691This is true Unity.
>>30814629>>3081463210/10.Quintessential Amelia stream. Hilarious ADD antics. Abusing her authority as a cop. The juxtaposition between what she says she'll do and what she actually does. Simultaneously smarter and dumber than usual. Back to telling funny stories and dreams during the dull moments. Comfy singing along to the radio. Hilarious one-off lines like "brussel sprouts" and "chicken + rrat = pigeon." Stifling her laughter at some of the yab shit and outright crumbling at the others. Painfully adorable at every other moment.I love Ame.
>>30814556Really again nigger...
>>30814676Speaking of discord does anyone have a timestamp of Discord showing up?
Haven't been lurking hlg/g for a few weeks due to work. What happened to the anti thread?
>>30814751>>30814757>they don't know
>>30814748Faster pace since battle royale; this game's good for one-off, Sea of Thieves more for long collabs.
>>30814724Literally who?
>>30814724Sykkuno and his gang would give Gura another half a million subs and a ton of live viewers, as a numberfag he is ok in my book.
>>30814695A real tako would never be against spreading love
>>30814768Hi Joel, didnt know you fell down the rabbit hole
>>30814316The only one I recognize is that dedicated IN fag that hates Kiara, I'm pretty sure that doxxing youtube channel is his too
>>30814632her best LA Noire stream so far/10
>it's a paddle!>nice
>hololive playing this shitty battle royale>not the pirate MMO from the Ark devs>you will never join a hololive zerg clan and kidnap the bugmen and stuff them in concentration camps
>>30814737Maybe I'm a retard but how can she have so many votes then?
>>30814705niiice edit
>>30814773Sisters would watch them on repeat, I absorbed most of them through osmosis
>>30814802Fuck off retard.
>>30814724Again? He's just trying to get attention at this point.>>30814766He practically said that a long time ago if I remember correctly. Or it had different wording.
I wish Ame played LA Noire all the time. Those streams are so much fun.
>I'm going to use my paddle on you
>>30814794what yab?
>>30814789kekbased history accurate anonchama
>>30814619>this>art
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH A PADDLING FROM GURA
>>30814565I LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDY
>>30814787I am gay
>>30814735Behead those who insult the Priestess.
>>30814729Look at those healthy gills
>>30814802leave
bros I want gura to use her paddle on me
>>30814745>>30814778numberfagging? in this day and age? at least TRY when you falseflag
>>30814745PEKORRRRRRRRRRA!!!!!! OGEY!!!! RRRRAATTT!!!!1
>>30814724It’s cause you can’t use simp on twitch
>>30814745Yea, got it, your oshi is more popular, kudos to you, now enjoy gura's stream
>>30814724>irrelevant fag is this desperate for gura's attentionlmao
>>30814792even the reviews are kino
>>30814784>Twitch banned the word simp so he using shrimp so yeah..Does that mean that "shrimp" will legit become a mainstream thing among zoomers, say it isn't so.
>>30814745I CAN SEE YOUR TAIL NOUSAGI
YARGH HAR THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
>tfw i dug too deep and found out my oshi is an uggofellas....i can't even watch her stream anymore without wanting to close the tab and unsubscribe
>>30814729voices pitches can change when one is having a good time
The Yaoi Paddle?
>>30814828This is true.
>>30814798NO. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AND WHY SHOULD I CARE.
>>30814724Twitch banned simp so most of Twitch is using shrimp now
>>30814784Oh it's real.. Glad i left that PC shithole of a streaming site.
>>30814827
>>30814822He means this, anon >>30813500
>>30814802you know it's not going to happen, just like with the carson guy
gura is more adhd than usual today
So, when is the watchalong?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsU0nb927NA
>>30814724Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>30814802Go back.
>>30814809You're not, he's a retard. She has at least ~15k members.
>>30814844>Gura >Not mainstreamwake up retard
>>30813283aw dammit i got up to do some chores and didn't realize you couldn't pause and resume the stream. Bummer.
Are we seriously being raided by /trash/ schizos just because of this >>30814178 screencap?
>>30814744>has permissions for nearly the entire Nintendo catalog >decides to play this garbage instead I don't mind because I actually like Gura being the kuso queen but you'd think they'd take some more advantage of that huge library.
>>3081473710k voted in the member only poll yesterday anon.....
Are any of the vergilbuds around? how the FUCK m19/20 on DMD
>Your oshi is living in the same world with roughly 3.5 Billion MENShe's being FUCKED right NOW. Cope harder KFteadeadchumtakomatecucks
>>30814675>>>>>>
>>30814745
>>30814768>see this post>laugh>switch from Ame’s stream to Gura>Youtube TV app literally gives me a lidl adWhat the fuck
>>30814724wasn't this faggot sending his tard fans over to Gura's twitter and chat to spam her for a collab? that was like 2 months ago, and he just NOW is a "shrimp"?
>>30814782I like this rrat, I'm keeping it.
gura doesn't know how to move the ship..
>>30814745K
>>30814811holy shit fucking same bro. Barbie and the Diamond Palace is my favorite one
>>30814809Oh I’m retarded I forgot the polls have vote counts, my bad anon
>>30814850Weak.
>>30814724Why do you faggots assume everyone is going to know about every 5th-rate eceleb?
>>30814619It's pretty much like magic and we can't even imagine what's to come in like 10 or 20 years
Gura is a garbage captain.
>>30814856Really? Has Hololive actually effected online lingo now in the general population.
Is Gura playing with randoms?
Is this just sea of thieves but with a focus on pvp?
>What do we do with a drunken schizo->What do we do with a drunken schizo->What do we do with a drunken schizo>ear-lay in the global!
Ready to see 20-40k waiting room viewers in the Karaoke stream just fucking vanish?
mori, the heavy crippling alcoholic = OKamelia, smoker of the devils lettuce = terrible, bad, incomprehensible???
>>30814619We are literally living in a golden age and may very well live to see it fall.
>>30814809he is
>>30814803A real tako wouldn't post Ina's image in a shitpost, a real tako would just shut the fuck up and if a post HAD to be made with Ina's image it was definitely not be used to put her on a platform she didn't ask to be on.
Meanwhile in 5ch
>>30814724today I will remind them
>>30814565Still some of my favorite OC so far.
>>30814802Based falseflagger making numberfags look even more retarded
BTFO BY MAMI
I think this game sucks
>>30814899What did Ame say?
>>30814844Anon...
>>30814745SEA viewers don't count.
>Ame done for the day
>>30814735Dont hide behind Ina
>>30814880NO!!!
>>30814850Do your fanart reps. Once you've seen images of your oshi in all kinds of poses and expressions, you can imagine her sitting in front of the desk streaming instead of her roomate.Roomates are irrelevant. Embrace the cute anime girl escapism.
>>30814566I wish to watch but I desperately want some time to do something other than watch Ame, Gura, and Ina and this seems like something I can rewatch on the vod.
This dumb brat...
Gura should play AC4
>>30814907Holy fucking BASED
>dude's selfie showing up as a profile picture in-gameYABEE
>>30814698No. Sponsored streams say so in the bottom left.
>>30814724based sykkuno
>>30814794Yeah I wanted to do that long time ago, but I was too lazy to bring up the ss, bless. He's a fucking retard bringing it up every thread.
>>3081463210/10La noire and outer wilds has been some of her best game streams so far
>>30814899>gura
>can't even catch a shipKek, some fucking "apex predator" you've got there cumsharts
>>30814873i'm convinced yes. the ny*nnersfag was here before, so when koopa debuted and some troopas posted here he must have saw and started shitflinging. but i wouldn't know the whole story since i don't go to /trash/
>>30814894I've seen chats drop Peko laughs and Yubi so yes
>ship gets hit >instantly abandons the wheel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX_08zcCmx8
>>30814899DUDE WEED LMAO
>>30814632Legit 10/10. She somehow managed to surpass her previous 10/10 streams. I love her so much.
THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'LL GET TO A SEA SHANTY SINGING STREAM, LET ME HAVE THIS
>>30814878>mori>ever getting laidlmao
>>30814850This like the 4th time I've seen you post thisWhat exactly are you hoping to accomplish?
Goora...
>>30814882Why do ecelebs always send their actual children fans to spam and try get their way?
>>30814654If that's her bf, than I'm ok with it. He's a cool guy.
Chumbuds fucking DESTROYED
Enter INA
Oh Ina...
Why do you guys like Numberfagging so much?
>>30814882He's timelooping
>It's a battleroyale gameThey should at least play Assassin's Creed 4 or even Sea of Thieves is better
>>30814724Fucking christ. Gura being so popular is really testing my resolve
>>30814745oh, we comparing same type of stream now? Here is your rabbit singing stream. Go enjoy your comedian, we will have our diva
>>30814961
>>30814899Weed is for retards.
GURAMEBROS
All of Hololive bows to Gura.
>1 week without Outer Wilds kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS2mfeo-Ues
TRINITY
This game is fucking garbage
>>30814897>Way-hay and banned they goes-es!>Way-hay and banned they goes-es!>Way-hay and banned they goes-es!.>Ear-lye in the global!
>>30814753How long until the LAMAJ and ERIOIRE edit
>>30814876Master Royal Guard. It looks like a meme but Vergil fights in a completely different way than most bosses just due to him being so mobile and relatively small and his DT turns him into a blender.
>Gura responds to Ame's comment in 0.02 secondsDid she finally set up ytcfilter?
Wait, doesn't watson refer to her tits as her floaties?
>>30814898yeah!
>watson will let Gura borrow her floaties I can't believe Amelia had fake tits all along...
>>30814365I understood that reference.
Guys I miss Ame already...
>>30814942What an oddly specific choice. I approve.
>>30814632Everything Watson does is a 10/10
>>30814934S-shut up! She does better underwater anyway!!
>>30814942
>>30814654He wishes he was, like all of us.
>>30814946what do you mean? this is my first time posting since i found out about my oshi's unfortunate appearance...
>>30814920she's the most UNITY EN, next to Ame.she wouldn't call Ame a whore and she wouldn't want us to fight with our fellows
>>30814773I watched one airing on tv once if i recall correctly
What did Ina say?
I wish Gura had better taste in game choices. Half of the games she plays are awful zoomer shit and spooky horror corridor games. I still have her on in the background sometimes, but I will not care about watching whatever new, hot game she plays.
>>30814870She really isn't. 1.6 million subs channels are a dime a dozen.
>>30814961numbers make me go uoh
>>30814982Yes
holy fuck this game makes gura excited
>calls herself captain>instantly starts calling others captain as soon shit hits the fanGooruh...
Some one please send her some sea shanties to sing
>Kiara's about to stream FEH again soonOh great, now I'll be able to collect more evidence that KFP is a fucking cult.
>>30814895Yes.
I wouldn't mind seeing a big collab for this game. Have the gens on their own ships and all that. the game is way better when you can communicate with your crew.
>>30814965Are you like, one of those faggots need other people to tell you what to like?
>>30815005
>>30814943You mean who wouldnt fuck Mori?
Amelia spoke about her mother earlier as if she were still aroundThose who have been redpilled know the truth about her parents and grandma thoughIs she just trying to keep up appearances? It seems she's dedicated to what she said after she broke down the day she was monetized and claimed there would be no more tears only fun streams.
I feel like we should somehow tell Ame about ytcFilterI'm sure it'll improve her chat experience triplefold
>>30814897>say his oshi's got dick in her belly>say his oshi's got dick in her belly>say his oshi's got dick in her belly>ear-lay in the global!
>>30814897>>30814978Holy based
>>30814998Imagine Gura and Ame singing this together on a boat.>>30814993I'll take the compliment, thank you.
>>30814982Who knows anon why don’t you go and check her computer
>>30814899The United States brainwashed generations into believing marijuana is bad for you because it was illegal. It's being pushed now that they've applied taxes on it and are selling it legally. Some people are still holding on to their dated ideas.
>>30815001I mean the shills spamming their indie shit
>>30814971I'm just happy for more la noire. I enjoy it the most out of everything she is streaming.
gura squeals uoohhh
>>30815009That's more than the everyone on twitch anon.
>>30814999Ina saved his contact info, you know he's getting a message.
So now we can't numberfag over live viewers, what do we numberfag with? I don't want to numberfag with the wrong numbers, so we should agree on the new numbers that we're going to use.
>>30814971>that picI already forgot about that shit, so much happened that stream. There wasn't a single dull moment.
>>30815019No. Guess again.
>>30814894this from the oki doki boomer girl. are we really surprised?
>>30814982Yeah maybe like ten streams ago
>>30814935Why else would they overreact over a few Koopa mentions? It was more likely that the last thread was shoah'd because we're drifting near /pol/ territory after the mafia showed up in Ame's stream than one or two turtle reaction images.
>>30814850Sucks to suck
SHOOT THE CANNONS
>>30815021You’re getting confident mori that’s good!
>>30814910Thank you, anon, your words continue to flatter me.I can't believe I have to spoiler that I mean that sincerely, since this place can be such a post-ironic shithole sometimes. Thank you, anon, for the kind words whenever I or someone else reposts my stuff.
https://files.catbox.moe/bq224d.mp4
Are you frustrated?
>>30815038Just don't numberfag.
>shoot>shoot>SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Is this just a worse Sea of Thieves?
>>30814978>>30815025vocaroo anons please
>>30814908DbD...Visage...
OH SHIT! I MANAGED TO DOX ""2"" FROM INA'S STREAM!
>>30815022fuck off
>>30815016
>>30815037I know what you are trying to do anon...
>>30814850let me guess lion or the clown?
>>30814745https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTC%2B09:00Just so we're clear who's behind this post.
>I'm just running around yellingThat's why women weren't allowed on ships.
>>30814850Who?
>>30815055But without the numbers, my life is meaningless!
>>30815061that is quite literally me
>>30815038VOD, SC, and subscriber.
>>30815061Where did you find this picture of me?
>>30814897>Reply to him with a Peko picture>Reply to him with a Peko picture>Reply to him with a Peko picture>Ear-lay in the global!
>>30815041I came a little late, a timestamp?
>>30815061I can't believe I was 2 all along
>>30815057It's a poor shark's Sea of Thieves.
Is this a chink knockoff of Sea of Thieves?
>>30815038Just don't numberfag, and enjoy the stream instead, faggot. Is that too fucking hard?
Something to listen to along with the stream: https://youtu.be/NsxcZol_FEE
>>30814897>Shaves yer numbers with a youtube error>Shaves yer numbers with a youtube error>Shaves yer numbers with a youtube error>ear-lay in the global!
>>30815061wait wtf, that's literally me
>>30814979Actually fuck it did it myself
>>30814632She was much more hyper and happy than usual. It's nice when she's having her good days.
>>30815043In hindsight, not really I guess.
Is gura actually dyslexic?
>>30815061It's... literally me?!?
Is this game just Sea of Thieves?
>break the chain to regain control>gura: break the chan to re... re.. ribbit...
>>30814320This
>>30815070jesus fucking christ meidos really need to rangeban seaniggers
Hoist the main snails!
How was Gura's watchalong? I missed it
>>30815052But if Ame did that her reaction would be the opposite, you're a hypocrite Gura !
>>30815077In that order? I don't want to get called out for not using the best practice numbers.
Gura is so useless lmao
>>30815022Fuck off
30814850What do you actually mean by reposting this every thread?Even if the were ugly, I think if you enjoy their personality, that's what really matters in the long term, right?
>>30814850Only like 2 or 3 roommates are ugly though.
>>30815112Hilarious
AIMBOT
>>30815036Interjecting here, but you can't really compare twitch numbers and youtube numbers directly. The sheer size of youtube's platform means that it's easy to get viewers, but twitch has long held more influence and well known streamers even if their live counts are smaller. Still agree with the underlying point that Gura is internet mainstream though
>>30815061Wtf that's literally me don't post this
>>30815038Views just after the stream has finished and eternal timeloop over live views and whether they're bugged or not
SNIPER!!!GET DOOOWWWN!
>>30815030All drug users deserve to be shot on sight.They consume something that involves the death and exploitation of innocent civilians.t.mexican
>>30815038Subcounts, VOD views, SCs, memberships, there are still plenty of arbitrary metrics we can use to prove that my oshi is better than your oshi
>>30815097LAMAL Ame has a gigantic dong wtf
>>30814877Very cute
>>30815112Good
>>30815103a shittier version
>sniper rifle has no travel time or shot dropoff and has more range than the cannonsWhat a mess of a game
>>30815100I'm thinking... yes.
Why gura have perfect body tho....
>>30814897>>30815025>>30815027>>30815095>>30815079>What do we do with a drunken schizo->What do we do with a drunken schizo->What do we do with a drunken schizo>ear-lay in the global!>Way-hay and banned they goes-es!>Way-hay and banned they goes-es!>Way-hay and banned they goes-es!>Ear-lye in the global!>say his oshi's got dick in her belly>say his oshi's got dick in her belly>say his oshi's got dick in her belly>ear-lay in the global!>Shaves yer numbers with a youtube error>Shaves yer numbers with a youtube error>Shaves yer numbers with a youtube error>ear-lay in the global!>Reply to him with a Peko picture>Reply to him with a Peko picture>Reply to him with a Peko picture>Ear-lay in the global!
She won't be playing this for more than an hour. will she?
>>30815112Very good movie, fun comment.
>>30814999Anime girls are great because being with them is completely statistically hopeless.If you are in the dark enough to actually see a light of hope when it comes to vtubers then you have yourself the main ingredient of despair.
>>30815068Clown has a nice face, she's just unfortunately stocky
So is this game just Sea of Thieves but as a battle royale? I didn't think they could make that game any worse.
>>30815116It's okay, she's cute
30815022Fuck off, no more free (You)s like the other retards replying to you
>>30814753>>30814979>>30815097>>30815097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgVX3HzSV7g
I love watching Gura playing this game!She's really useless!
gura is comically useless
Gura getting GANGBANGED BY FILTHY PIRATES ON STREAM
>>30815145>this imageis this a yab?
>>30815061MEIDOS
This Svron did is a sharpshooter
The red sky really makes this an intense battle for GuraIt's like the climax to a movie
gura is EXTRA CUTE today
This game is shit and Gura is playing like shit butShes so cute with her screaming and enthusiasm...
>>30814915>he doesn't know
Are there ANY good pirate games?
>>30815061I'm getting my lawyer
This just makes me want a Guns of Icarus collab.
>>30814887I dunno if i have a favorite but Princess Charm school had that black haired girl who I thought was cool
>>30815144i need vocaroo for this....
>>30813334Based unity poster
>>30815143That's not her body. C'mon. It can't be. R-right?
>>30815131feels good tho
>>30814850you're the clown poster aren't you
>>30815127Twitch is notorious for inflating viewership numbers both as policy and from viewbots, just saying.
>>30815131Absolutely based.
>>30815145This is replacing Minecraft.
>>30815145Meidoooos
>>30815173AC black flag might have been the best, not saying a lot
Gura is faking right?Nobody is this awful at video games, not even my kid nephew is this retarded
>>30814979>>30815097
God I love listening to Gura scream. She screams so good and so clean.
>>30815147It's like that prison in TDKR
>inaccurate numbers makes all numberfags schizos now since they're always second and third guessing, falling down a hole of what the "real" count is
Gura is more retarded than usual today.
>>30815061how did you turn my computer into a mirror?
>>30815145I'm not watching the gameplay but it sounds like she's having fun so maybe she'll play for longer.
carry gura you shitters!
>>30815173Isn't Black Flag alright? It's an Ass Creed game though
Was that... clapping on Gura's background? Is someone with Gura in her room right now?
>>30815185
>that table bangingIt makes me anxious knowing she's with her feet on a glass case
>>30815145yabee
Just tuned in, this game is fukin hilarious. A kusoge, but holy shit its funny
gura your laugh what the fuck
Anyone else hear a faint clapping in the background?
>Sniper rifle has no bullet drop off>Meanwhile the cannons can't hit shit unless you're two feet awayYeah that makes sense
>>30815131Wait until you find out how they make smartphones
>>30815201Anon...
I think Gura has the most high pitched scream of any holo.
that was a six-beat ₕᵤₕᵤhahaʰᵃʰᵃ
>>30815148So what you're saying is, we need more Polka RFA streams?
>>30815103Yeah but this game isn't giving me tons of hope. I just want a good pirate game man
>>30815214SHOOT THE GLASS
>>30815222yeah it was me
>>30815070it's that one SEAnig that posts screencaps of these threads on twitter, isn't it?
>>30815212it's me anon
>>30815131Nah users should be rehabilitated, the dealers absolutely should be executed though. No dealers means no users in the long run.
>>30815173I thought sid meier's pirates was pretty fun
>>30815201Baba Mio...
>>30815180good luck. don't you need multiples to make it a shanty?
>>30815201No, she really is.
>>30815173Claw
>>30815205it's beautiful
>>30814850Who is even streaming right now except Gura who is literally fucking gorgeous?
>>30815228Korone comes close
>>30815080https://youtu.be/F_Bxmci05tE?t=4787In fairness, lots of people try dumb shit in games just to see what'll actually happen. Still pretty hilarious.
>>30815171>LOOK I'M HELPING I'M HELPING I'M HELPING>remove chain in order to gg ds sdgs g ga>BABABA BAP BABABA
>>30815155>PS3SP/v/ can be alright sometimes
>>30814898She needs to just do like other Holos do an just tweet and start the stream, this waiting rooms are killing her numbers.
Why doesn't she join an empty server and let her viewers join in?
>>30814850I actually feel sorry for you if it really did warped your perspective of her
>>30815000I saw the same exact post, word for word get posted in the pervious threadSo are you aiming for? Are you trying to dox bait? Are you just proudly announcing to the word that you're a retard to how can't separate the actor from the character? Are you genuinely surprised that most vtubers aren't 10/10 super models according to your whatever you dumb beauty standard is?I'm genuinely at a lost for what type of response you're looking for
Gura's choosing something sexy to wear for me.
Yo ho Yo hoA Chumbud's life for meWe ritualpost salmon and avocadoShitpost my Chumbuds yo hoWe post and reply and then all spam UOOOHHShitpost my Chumbuds yo ho!
>>30815131>They consume something that involves the death and exploitation of innocent civilians.To be fair doesn't this apply to almost every product.
>>30815212Sorry, I'll keep it down.
gura is more retarded than usual today!
>>30815228Well yeah, she's a borderline dwarf. Her vocal chords are shorter.
>>30815173Black Flag
>>30815212that was me, sorry about that, i'll try to keep it down
>>30815070Fuckin Rocket Man at it again
This is a great stream to collect Gura screams
>>30815260Yo ho guronk guzco!
>>30815131Don’t buy clothes or technology
>>30814747Courtney gets in touch with that doctor to try and help his war buddies. Courtney sees in the paper that Cole got into the LAPD. Everyone in Cole's unit hates Cole because he almost got them all killed and returned home a hero while they were the grunts that got nothing. Courtney gets in touch with everyone in Cole's unit to rob a ship containing morphine and sell it on the street. Initially he just wanted money for him and his war buddies. Kelso rejects and tells Courtney he's making a mistake. They rob the ship. Word travels to the mob, Mickey Cohen gets involved, and Courtney now has to give a cut to the mob or they'll kill him. In today's stream Ame got the newspaper where Kelso helps Courtney and trys to get them out of Cohen's morphine business.The next newspapers and cases will start to connect everything. The mob, the doctor, the war buddies, the LAPD, and the mayor (who is introduced in the next "promotion").
> Gura is now your roommate> She talks and plays game with you when you come home> She insists on sleeping in your room and on your bed with you> The relationship must remain platonic. If you ever make any kind of move she disappears > She will tease you and maybe even silently question your sexuality for not trying anythingCan you last a year?
>>30815061and this is ina ex...
This is a fun game
>>30815030Why would i get taxed for weed, when i can just get it from my boy Tyrone for cheap?>>30815131No chico, you don't understand. People only die because it's illegal. Now let me hotbox in a school bus
>>30815036Youtube subs are Twitch follows. There's lots of people with more than 1.6 million on Twitch.
>>30815038the mg in your meds
She seems pretty into this game
>>30815268Unless she just have a low voice
>Gura is your first mate>She bangs her hammer on the hull but doesn't fix any holes>She fires the cannon off the wrong side of the ship, missing entirely>She gets shot by the other pirate ship and comes to you, bleeding, eyes glistening>Close to tears, she says "I did a good job, right captain?">"Y-you can tell me if I didn't..."What do you tell her?
For me it's Omaru Polka.
>>30815214She'll be fine.
>>30815231yes, considering her past life. It may be something...
>>30815251SO CUTE
>>30815131based Mexican, maybe after we annex you guys we'll get on those cartelst. American
>when literally everyone playing the game is currently watching the stream
Gura can barely hold 20k nowadays. Reclining
A good leader always uses his crew for maximum utility!Good job gura!
>>30815061so this is how it feels when you get doxxed
>>30815284Yeah. Anybody who can't is legitimately mentally ill
>>30815263It does. And if the drug trade wasn't criminalized in the first place it would literally be fatality free.
>>30815173AC Black Flag pretty much, which is kinda sad.
>>30815070
>>30815173The only thing I can think of is Black Flag, but it suffers from some usual Assassin's Creed drawbacks. I can't really remember a pirate game that's been super great in recent times or at all. It's a fucking shame
Uhhh numberbros, didn't Pekora have 30k viewers when she was playing this game???
>>30815294good hustle
>>30815267When are the ENs going to play ARK already?
>>30815267Impossible
>>30815068>>30815073I bet he's talking about Gura's, /clg dug to old facebook posts of her brother and cousins and found out a 5 year old picture where she's fat. It real but it was disproven since even her face was fat, and the "elf chan" pictures where she looks much better are 3 year olds, so yea, she used to be a hugo but she glowed up
>>30815205>Meanwhile VOD and stream ending views haven't changedAmateurs flipping out over nothing
>on a commercial ship>see ship in the distance>black flag>oh shit>it's too late and they board you>the captain appears>"YAAAAR GIVE ME YOUR ENTIRE SHIPMENT"Will you give up on your avocados or will you fight?
>>30815294I look at her as if I were looking at talking garbage.
If Ayame likes LoL so much to the point where she'll stop streaming or even contacting anyone on her twitter just to play it, why doesn't she just stream it?
>>30815294you raised moral like no other ship mate ever could
>>30815295Stop impersonating me!
Pirates are kind of lame desu
>>30815261nah that wasn't me, you must have me confused for somebody else because i don't know what you're talking about
>>30815201Many things can go wrong when one is not focusing
>>30815202>>30815097LAMALelia has 2 Guras, two magnifying glasses, and a huge futacock. All ERORIEtson has is 2 dead Inas and 2 Kiaras and Moris who are too busy with the dead Inas to help. LAMALeia has this in the bag
>KaniOkay, which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_hLCcsWIIMWhy are the Taiwanese so based compared to the chinks?
>>30815038With the only thing worth betting on and with.SALTY BUCKS BABY, ALL IN ON A HOLOLIVE MUGEN TOURNEY AND SOME SALTY BETS
>>30815295Why even bother having split threads if you're just gonna post JP holos?
gura's roommate is too loud having SEX next door. im gonna file a noise complaint to the landlord
>>30815200>>30815211>>30815269Didn't they made another game that's similar to Black Flag? Rogue or something? How is that one?
Is it just me or is Gura's stream shitting itself?
>>30815317Nobody gives a fuck anymore,
>>30815294Spank her in her ass til she cries loudly and tell her to keep fighting
>>30815323I give up my ship and watch Gura spontaneously sink it.
>tfw i dug too deep and found out my oshi is a hottiefellas....i can't even watch her stream anymore without wanting to open my pants and jerk off
>>30815319Never hopefully.
>>30815319Kaichou, shouldn't you be prepping for your karaoke stream?
>>30815284I've managed to remain platonic my entire life...
>>30814404
>>30815294Do your pirate reps. You need more POWER.
>>30815302Do you numberfags ever get tired of posting the same shit every single day?
>>30815173>Pirates of the Caribbean - 2003 (Sea Dogs 2, has actually nothing to do with pirates of the caribbean) >Sid Meiers pirates>Black flag>Monkey Island games
>>30815135To ground pound your mom with
>>30815343WE GOT A LIVE FNG HERE
19k guraJP>>>>>>>EN
>>30815284Can I still jerk off to her if she isnt there? If so yea I should be able to. I get her after the year is over though right?
>>30815339TAIWAN LOVE
The chicken noise.
>>30815317don't rile up the nousagis you fucking idiot
>>30815347>how newclose the chat
>>30815283Thanks
>>30815317It's because Pekora is more popular than Gura
>>30815321Doxxfaggot
She so bad at this lol
Gooruh...
>>30815284Nope. Anybody who can is legitimately a fucking faggot.
I'm gonna be honest guys, I miss puyo
>>30815261Anon, if they post it nearly every thread they are after attention. Don't give it to them.
>>30815284I'm asexual, I can.
>>30815173Roblox: Galleons Roblox: A pirate's life
>>30815131Based mexicanon
>>30815345You play as the good guys in Rogue. It's basically just a Black Flag clone with some slight gameplay improvements and a better story. I'd play it over Black Flag honestly.
I'm starting to think that Gura might not be very good at this.
>>30815294I make her swab my poop deck, yarrr
>>30815294She'll kiss the gunner's daughter. 20 lashes.
>>30815392based robloxCHAD
>>30815212She is haunted by a demon that is deeply infatuated by her, it is also the same one that stole her bread.
this is turning out to be one of the funnest streams of recent memory.
>>30815294that's great now give me head
>>30815378I'm streaming it through streamlink, no Youtube UI. Must be me then.
>>30815302Rrrat
>>30815301Well, they got 2 1mil chuubas playing this kusoge. They might end up getting a boost in players.
my god that flute squeal is so cute i can't take it
>they ditched herGargamel...
>>30815343keeps all the retards contained elsewhere
>>30815294Her cuteness motivated us and we appreciate her for boosting the morale
>>30815294Gura being on the ship makes everyone else fight at 150%, so she's golden
>>30815319coco, you already have half of gen 5 playing. What more do you want...
I miss Ina....
>>30815284No
>Watched Kiniro Mosaic thinking it was Pirate anime due to this screenshot>it was notStill cute but I yearn for cute pirates doing cute things
>>30815284if i last a year will she be my shork wife?
>>30815284is there such a thing as platonic cuddling? if not im fucked
>>30815343Asking the wrong people
>>30815284if i could survive yearning for my irl roommate for 2 years i can survive it with gura. but god will it hurt
>>30815317Check the VOD views after a day when Euro and SEA catch up.
>>30815327Because she's a hard-stuck gold mage player.
>>30815366>Pirates of the caribbeanThat was the shit, thanks for reminding me about it anon.
>>30815212I was clapping her cheeks, sorry
>>30815394no
>>30815284fuck off.
>>30815323Fight and take her as my treasure.
>>30815345Rogue was more of a spinoff than a fully developed AC game, so it isn't anything special. The only intriguing element of Rogue is that you play as an assassin turned templar agent (which still plays exactly the same as an assassin so...). Story was cool though, you could give it a try
>>30815201Gura is a rhythm game savant
>>30815201Do you have any idea how much harder it is to play games while streaming and talking and reading chat
>>30815284Yes because I'm gay.
>>30815392>Roblox: GalleonsEXTREMELY BASEDIt was so fun shitting on people with the cannon
>>30814170Just finished watching the slitherio puyo.Seeing chikin so happy makes me happy puyo.
>>30815173Voyage century Online
Bros why is my captain so useless?
>>30815366Pirates of Carribean game came out 17yrs ago....
>>30815317Gura has more subscribers but I will never deny that Pekora is the top holo when it comes to viewer retention
>>30815416Complete ARK dominance
>>30815284That's pretty much the situation which happened when I moved in with my sis. I'll probably be alright
>>30815294chumguts editing a pirate hat on guts as we speak
REMEMBER LADSTHE FRENCH AND THE SPANISH FEAR THISDO IT FOR NELSON!
>>30815418it's okay 2-Anon
>>30815283The thing I love most about LA Noire is that even though he's the protagonist, Cole actually is a fucking prick. Yeah, Roy rats him out for adultery, but he still does it. He was a legit terrible officer in the war. He's actually a bit of a hypocrite too - and smug beyond all belief. He's just so flawed that it makes him even more relatable or likable. Kelso is based though.
>>30815284am i still able to spy on her in the shower and listen to her masturbate?
>>30815446she dumped all her points into charisma
>>30815294this made my dick so hard you don't even know anon
>>30815433Why do people get mad at sexualizing gura when she's constantly lolibaiting her audience?
>>30815453>SisAnonchama..
Gura is never going to damage an enemy or a ship...
>>30815446She's trying her best!
>>30815419Watch Bodacious Space PiratesGirls und Panzer also has a pirate-themed team in the Finale OVAs
>>30815301>this game costs $15
>>30815419'The Pirates who don't do anything: the CGDCT' is a potential goldmine, I agree.
Gura... your ballistic reps..
Gura's crew
>>30815430Literally the only reason why it wasn't better received is because it came out like a year after Black Flag and was just more of the same. It's literally better than BF in every way.
>>30815419man I remember watching this episode live with /a/, it was the bestkinmosa really is something else
I would love it if futa Ina fucked me.
>>30815201I'm just as bad as her when learning how to play games and I don't even have the excuse of streaming.
How did LA Noire go? Did the dialog make Watson uncomfortable again?
>>30815295I love this clown.
>>30815419part of why i love guilty gear so much. just wishing /looking for more on the jellyfish pirates.
>>30815445yeah i am watching it right now, she is so happy there my herath is melting
>>30814850>>30815000Fuck off, faggot
>>30815366>Pirates of the Caribbean - 2003someone let me borrow this in high school and i never played it or gave it back, completely forgot i ever had it
>>30815343>Japan is on the globe>/hlg/ is shit>go backpick one
>>30815419It's weird that we don't have a Pirates cgdct considering how many variations of the genre exist.
holy shit she actually hit him
>>30815453>She will tease you and maybe even silently question your sexuality for not trying anything>pretty much the situation which happened when I moved in with my sisExcuse me?
nice shots gura!
>>30815484no she laughs at it now
Gurachama...
>>30815369Gura: 119k karaoke, Pekora: 38k singingJP is better at being comedians it seems. weird how an EN is more of an idol huh
>>30815419That's fucking hilarious
>>30815484Ame laughed at tiny jews and killed everybody
Gura squeals and squeaks really fucking get me riled up.
>Shoot the enemy trice in the head>They still win
>>30815394>good guysoof
>>30815419You could do with some space pirates
“The Valentine’s Massacre brought you condemnation, but i’m gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion” Gura to watson
>>30815339>TaiwanABSOLUTELY BASED
>What am I supposed to do with a SHOVEL?*depressed masked noises*
>>30815481Weird
>>30815484Jews were the main culprits this time.
gork goomba...
>>30815453anon what the fuck?
I can't be the only one who fucking loves the way Gura's Live2D moves when she laughs/smirks, turns and ducks simultaneously
>>30815284Living with a unrelated woman platonically is fuckin gay bro.
>>30815450Literally incorrect according to playboard stats
>>30815520This shark is retarded! SO fucking retarded!
>>30815484ame laughed at short "people"
>>30815301It's kind of amazing how Gura still finds a lobby at that player count
>>30815484She had to keep herself from laughing a few times at the yab parts
>>30815473I love Mouretsu Pirates but if you're looking for a pirate show it may be underwhelming
>>30815520Based ERB bros
>>30815451my bitch loves bringing bitches into ARK so much
>>30815462Cole is a shitty soldier and husband, but he is a pretty good detective.
>>30815453hol up nigga
>All these posts comparing Gura to Pekora every time she streamsUh, why though? They have like nothing in common, I don't see the connection. Have they even interacted with each other?
What's the best way to suggest games? We Were Here is another great and short game for duos
Why is this game not free to play? Who the fuck would pay 15 bucks for this
>>30815284
>>30815450But that's wrong as well.
>>30815453Kinda hot ngl.
Would you let Gura be your ship’s captain?
>>30815453What
>>30815453elaborate in great detail
>>30815492Fuck you, Anthony.
>>30815173Sid Meier's Pirates, even the remake was p. decent
>>30815538I wouldn't be surprised if there's some faggot who unironically buys game to play with their oshi, or, even worse, buys game to play with every Holo as much as he can.
>>30815475holy shit
>>30815533As opposed to figuratively incorrect?
>>30815079Dangerously based
NEARFAR
>>30815405You might be considered a 'spam viewer' according to Youtube now and not count as a viewer.
>>30815188This is true, they allow embedding viewers on everything, so even when looking at the steam page of a game gets their numbers up. Same thing with league of leyends, their launcher (where you Q for a match) features streams from time to time (tourneys) and everyone with the launcher open gives them views. At least on YT embeds you have to click play.
>>30815340Saltybet collab when?
>>30815547Nousagis are fucking retarded, anon
>>30815547>Have they even interacted with each other?yes
>>30815301>Only 100 people playingDamn
>>30815284What do I get if I manage to last a year?
>>30815453excuse me the fuck?
this game sucksssssss
>>30815263that´s actually a fair pointI love chocolate and I keep buying it even after knowing how much child labour is involved.
>>30815343That's an honorary EN you're saying that about. Those who are actively learning English and have collabed with EN at least once are considered honorary
>gura killed by guy with ttv in his name>open his stream>people spamming "a" in his chat>"lol you killed Gura"the fuck is wrong with these people
>>30815453Umm...
>>30815520Mori could probably get into a ERB episode. She's bigger than some of the rappers they've had on.
Who would be the best at singing this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g
>>30815547Just dumb numberfags. Also they have interacted on twitter, today even.
>>30815453anonchama.....i worry
>>30815547Chumbuds are fucking retarded, anon
/r/-ing the pic of LOTR Sam with the KFP hats
>>30815484Guessing you haven't watched since her first stream of it.
>>30815547nousagi project pekora's fanbase comprised entirely of literal children and SEAniggers onto gura.
>>30815547>Uh, why though?Because you keep giving them attention retarded faggot
>>30815547Because nousagis do nothing but compare numbers
>>30815491rekt
>>30815547https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1339244164123422720
Is Gura off her meds?
we're gonna get some sea shanties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XzJP9MIugsIt's up. Starts in 2 hours and 15 min
Gura should've invited J*y to play with her. It'll be just like when they played Sea of Thieves together.
>>30815579Yes, but this stream is great since Gura is being extra cute and rolling with the pirate theme
>>30815562Pff, yeah, who would do that haha
Sea shanty anon,your time has come
>>30814942Congrats m8
>>30815453>>30815559seconded, preferably in greentext format. spare no detail
>>30815453Don't you fucking dare do this shit again, I've already seen those /a/ threads
GURA SQUEALING WHILE SHE HAS DIERERIA!
Way Hay and Up She Rises
>>30815489did you get to the SC reading? she gets emotional so be ready if you don't like to see her cry
EAR-LIE IN THE GLOBAL
>>30815585oh yes please
>>30815586Mori
>>30815419I fucking love animes that have a random musical episode.
>>30815550Apparently it was more day 1
KINO
>>30815453did you fuck her?
>>30814942Ayyy you got one
>>30815592
UUUUOOOOHHHH
>>30815517Templars did nothing wrong, ever
SEA SHANTY ANONTHIS IS LITERALLY YOUR TIME YOU FUCKERDON'T SLEEP ON IT
gura is extra autistic today!
>>30815579i give gura props trying to save this shit game...
>>30815610can he use a controller with his transatlantic dick?
>>30815610He hates her now retard, do your archive reps.
>>30815547Nousagis are GMT 8 retarded anon
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>30815343Her and Nene are honorary ENs because JP niggers don't appreciate them and they do their EN reps.
gura is too cute
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>2hrs 15minshttps://youtu.be/_XzJP9MIugshttps://youtu.be/_XzJP9MIugshttps://youtu.be/_XzJP9MIugs
>>30815634ok liberal
gura is indeed a drunken sailor
>>30815622RISING TO MY FEET!
REPLY TO HIM WITH AN OGEYRRATMANREPLY TO HIM WITH AN OGEYRRATMANREPLY TO HIM WITH AN OGEYRRATMANEAR-LAY IN THE GLOBAL
>>30815583That's how it's worked since ttv has been a thing, don't act surprised
Sea Shanty kino.
>>30815323the brat goes in the brig
>>30815453wincest?
STREAM THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BOFQ-eU7m8
>Gura only knows Drunken Sailor
>>30815605>RGBdisgusting
>>30815620still at the game, ok, ill steel myself
>>30815547>Why is a 1 mil king being compared to another 1 mil king? Hmm I wonder.
>>30815131>They consume something that involves the death and exploitation of innocent civilians.That applies to nearly every every produce you consume you dumb spic, wait until you find out how your Nikes were made In, fact drug cartels wouldn't exist if drugs weren't criminalized to begin with
>>30815453anon? elaborate pls
I just had dinner after Ame finishedSo is this game like a bootleg sea of thieves?
>>30815647christ alive. more minecraft
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>look away for 5 fucking minutes>come back, chat is going nuts, "did someone clip that?"Fuck me...
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It seems like Gura likes the pirate theme, based.
>That's the storm approachingProvoking?Black clouds in isolation?
Gura's booty
So basically, the more people you typically have waiting pre stream the worse your numbers are going to look from now on?
At least Gura is making the game look less shitty. Devs have to kneel for apology.
>>30815609
>>30815675>he missed it
>>30815520 "Rap so hard, call me watson... dente,"
selakiir is one lucky faggot
>>30815585but would she be credited as mori or as devilcube? or as calli
>your oshi>a song you want them to sing and they might actually enjoy
Why are nutsackis so insecure about their oshi?
>>30815547They work for the same company thats about it
Oh, where am I to go, M'Johnnies, oh where am I to go?Timme way hey hey, high roll and go.Oh, where am I to go, M'Johnnies, oh where am I to go,For I'm a young sailor boy, and where am I to go?
>>30815647I wanna watch Ame's Minecraft streams, but just this week she has over 10 hours worth of content. It's too much. I wish there were some tl;dr versions of them.
>Selakir is in the gamelmao
>>30815675That's was probably about her singing a sea shanty
>>30815583its literally why people put ttv in their name
>>30815675WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES EARLY IN THE MORNIN'
>>30815680Yes
Wait people paid money to snipe?
>>30815605I don't get the obsession in general with RGB. I just want a stick of RAM with maybe some shielding but why does it need LEDs?
>>30815284Probably. Maybe. Does she still disappear when the year ends?
>ship 40 kilometers away>WE'RE BOARDING THE SHIPGura?
>>30815665It seems appropriate for women to like RGB. Not sure what every other gamer's excuse is though.
For a game where she has really done fuck all she seems to be having a fantastic time
>>30815675>He missed the HER momentNot much anon
>>30815670Yes, Ame
>>30815675She turned on her cunny cam by accident
>>30815699*literally* who
>>30815692AmeMadness - Our House
>>30815692gurasea shanty karaoke
>>30815131Eric?
>>30815605Oh, I didn't see Pekora's reply.
SHARK OVERBOARD
Towa...
Gura......
>>30815667I don't see people shitting themselves to compare her to Korone or Fubuki.
>>30815692GuraLorde - Team
Stream/Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-HPIu5kcs
Gura....
>>30815453i've seen how this story ends
>Falls off shipGoora..
>>30815284I'd intentionally make a move just to make her go away so I could have some peace and quite and then would feel incredibly guilty about it for the rest of my life
>she got so excited she fell off the fucking boatI love this autistic goddamn shark so much aaaaaaaaaa
>Pirates themeIs gura more useful than him?
>>30815692inawhat's up people - maximum the hormoneshe wouldnt enjoy it but damn it would be funny
MUTINY ON THE FRONT DECK MUTINY ON THE FRONT DECK SHARK OVERBOARDUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>i thought i heard the shark girl say>leave her jp leave her>tomorrow the rrats will get their pay>and it's time for us to leave her
gura's screaming, whining, and shitting is the cutest thing ever
>>30815720The lights make your computer go faster dumb dumb
>>30815693Idk chumbud, why are you baiting for validation?
>>30815730One of her regulars
>>30815547They have the same color scheme kinda
>>30815294>"You are fucking waste of space Gura, you are absolutely useless!" >And I watch as her eyes get teary eyed >"I'd rather have one less crewmate than have to haul you around!">She's full on bawling as I continue to berate her >Slap her as hard as I can and tell her to shut the fuck up>She's quietly sniffling on the ground holding her bruised cheek >"Well I guess you can be useful for something..." >Yank her by her hair and drag her to my cabin while she struggles and cries, begging for forgiveness
>>30815692>Ame>Jolene
Gura...
>>30815692InaSimple and Clean
>>30815131Drugs should be legal
>ship about to sink>captain IMMEDIATELY jumps offI'm Italian and I've already seen this before...
why is gura so erotic
>>30815757orkish hands typed this post
>>30815698You could skip the live and just x2 speed the vod. Not perfect but it helps. Skipping around the vod whenever she clearly gets stuck on something silly helps even more.
>>30815726T o T
>>30815284no problem, can she start tomorrow?
>>30815770HOT.
>>30815757It only goes faster when the lights are red but the blue ones keep it cool so you can overclock it more.
>>30815741This is a smoka...
>>30815666don't worry satan, it's near the end if you don't to watch it and it's not like it was someone in chat that made her cry, short version is she just wants to go back home and is really uncomfortable in her current house.
Just finished my Ina archive reps.Is Gura playing with randos?
>>30815453Anon, you wouldn't let all these (You)s go unanswered, would you?
>>30815756And pissing herself
>>30815770Incredibly based and ryonapilled
>>30815692MoriYou're gonna go far kid
>>30815770hot
>>30815615Oh man, those threads.There were almost back to back threads for weeks for asking for progress on that one, never figured out what happened to those two
I think Gawr Gura SUCKS!
>>30815741Damn is that really towa baby
>>30815770The best part is Gura would get soaking wet reading this.
>>30815698watching minecraft isn't a chronological thing like story driven games
>>30815792She's playing with her boyfriends
>>30815748Did that anime girl in a box thing ever work out? I remember laughing with my friends when we saw the trailer
>>30815061If 2 honestly fades into history as anonymous Journey partner, I promise to enthrone him forever within the takodachi pantheon.
>>30815692>Ame>Diablo Swing Orchestra — Voodoo Mon Amour
Jaynigger help her!
>>30815453NICE
>>30815781Exotic cunny
>>30815748Based Asian wizard
>>30815692InaOver the rainbow
>>30815758kino
pirates are cool
>>30815741No way
>>30814619that's right anon. enjoy the present
>>30815644Post the better version. I forgot the gills and tail.
>>30815745This fits way too well
>>30815131This. Except I'm even more extreme, I say ban alcohol too.
>>30815562W-Why would they...PffT-t-thats a waste of money...N-not that we have a minimal chance of interaction, right?
>Suck on my fucking nuts, you rrats!Wow, adventurous to say on a paid stream Gura
>>30815770
Would you eat Gura's cannon balls?
Alright you motherfuckers I got a questionnaire for you to fill out because I want to feel like I fit in somewhere>age>current relationship status>how long you been into hololive for
>>30815770based and ryonapilled
>>30814660Amelia's chat is fine most of the time. Member's Streams are cozy. It's just Minecraft or some other game that draws in the droolies. Titanfall 2 was mostly Titanfags bitching about everything she did.Her chat is NOT bad. 90% of the them are all behaving and Ame just manages to single out the loud annoying Twitch babies and then judges the entire chat to be "cringe".
How did Pekora even find this piece of shit game to begin with when it has like 500 players peak
>>30815692AyameEverlast - What it's Like
>>30815260YO HO YO HO A SHRIMP LIFE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30815792Yes she's playing random server.
>>30815819
>>30815800No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Gawr Gura sucks! No! Don't record that!
>>30815523>tfw no krieger gf to fortify this position with
S-she's hitting it!
>>30815605Damn, I need to upgrade my rig.
>>30815791oh nono, sorry, i mean ill steel my heart because i dont like to see her sadSory Esl pliss andastandthanks anon
>>30815800That's it, I'm gonna murder Freddy
>>30815692>kiara>black rock shooter
>>30815804>>30815770i only just awakened to ryona yesterday and now i'm seeing this about my oshi? help
>>30815770very niceplease continue
Gura exaggerates her reactions really well, she's learning from her senpai
>>30815453anonchama?
My wife has found her niche as a cannoneer.
>>3081583720single2 years
>>30815799I remember going into one and seeing that they were moved to a different board since it strayed so far from /a/ topic, I never bothered following it up though.
>>30815784>>30815805Thanks for the tips boys. Will do both of them as I get chances.
So what's the deal with Gura's stream? You guys just like watching her yell for two hours?
>>30815770DELETE THIS
>>30815770.... go on
>>30815635>>30815629I'm here and I'm hype, thank you anons.
>>30815840They offered her a bag of money and she is thusly streaming it. Every game dev wants a giant streamer to pick up their kusoge to be FOTM, see: Fall Guys, Golf With Your Friends, Goat Game...
>>30815698I hate that she keeps getting assholes who, even after she's finished her PPP and is quite proud of it, insist it isn't nearly as efficient as Pekora's and that she MUST rebuild.
>boat is still>finally can hit the boat with the cannon>gets killedKEK
>>30814822>a lunatio post>It's shitEverytime
LEAD YOUR GODDAMN SHOTS YOU DUMB SHARK
>>30815840Devs could've approached first?
Sniper seems busted
ME HARDIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE NIGGERS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A NIGGERS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE NIGGERS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!!
WINNABUL WINNABUL
This Gura's stream reminds me of how much I enjoy Subaru's black flag playthrough.
>>30815849All anon had to say was:>I think Gawr Gura SUCKS!
>winnableYeah she watches a lot of Twitch...
>>30815839We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible.
So what's the deal with Ame's stream? You guys just like watching her hic for two hours?
>>30815841>Ayame>singing a gaijin song>streaming at allhuehuehuehuehuehue
>>30815878correct
>>30815880coward
>>30815716
>>30815867She is truly Pekora's kouhai, the comedy never ends
>"You know Chumbuds, I have the right to be blind sometimes">"I really do not see Spirited Away in first place"
LAYING EGGS INSIDE GURA!
>349 IPs
>>30815878She's cute and having fun
>>30815869Get over here and help me unload my cannon you little brat.
>>30815692KiaraI'm Still Here from Treasure Planet
how did they squander that advantage so hard?
>>30815606That'd be you, schizoposter
no wood = death
>>30815829shut up catholicfag
>>30815918?
In case anyone missed this from earlier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR3zase3TWM
>>30815862>awakened to ntr>unironically turned on thinking of gura canceling streams to have sex
>>30815903I'd say she used to watch a certain chilly magic user
>>30815878YesNow go back
>>30815913whitechads ww@
Was Gura's stream preparation snorting 10 caffeine pills before she started?
>>30815919Gura stream
So what's the deal with Mori's stream? You guys just like watching her guh for two hours?
>>30813500The fucking censor on Ame's syringe makes it look like a minecraft object
>jobbing to Tigger
>>3081583724SingleLiterally a day before EN was announced
>>30815770Camarón basado
So who are the other Holos in competition for the cutest shriek?
>>30815692InaI wanna second this >>30815821 and add Beautiful World - Utada Hikaru
>>30815913but doesnt red+blue light make pink????
351 IPs where are fucker coming from?
Did they break Top Chat? I've never seen this chat scroll so fast.
>>30815941well... she wasn't like this a few hours ago...
>brom and selakiir playing with herwhat is with these two?
>84>EIGHTYFOUR SCORE>WITH PEOPLE ON THE THOUSANDS IN THE SAME MATCHGura... If you weren't cute...
>>30815867>senpaiShe just said she watched Kiara's puyo stream
This game looks fun, now the question is... Is it really?
>>30815453
>>30815936well, that kills the mood cuckbud.
>>30815961I came from your mom.
>>3081583731SingleA month? Jesas
>>30815961/bsg/ blazing sail general here
Hey guys, I'm not really familiar with EN and I have a question. Which one has the tightest pussy?
>>30815770This is from Marine's pov, right?
>>30815837>19>hugless>october 2019
>66 minutesShe fucking hates this game
>>30815959blaine... bwoken... aaaaaa
>>3081583721single but not a virgin10 months
So what's the deal with Ina's stream? You guys just like watching her wah for two hours?
>I'll grab my ukulele
>>30815909>>30815920>>30815939Nevermind, at least she's going to sing now c
>>30815933>gundam assembly>it's Char's Zakubased as fuck, damn
>>30815961I'm from the other thread
Wait, I thought this game was boring
>>30815963YT is breaking everything these days
>>30815745Here's a little something for when the rum kicks inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAL5fwgYKTE
What did Gura eat today. Why is she so hyper today?
>>30815837hololive statistic intern back at it again
>>30815560Fuck you too George
>>30815981definitely gura
>>30815453Just like my animes!
>>30815959Your purple reps, anon
>>30815689>>30815699He was more useless than Gura
Stick 'er in the scubber with the hose pipes on 'em...
>>30815741UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30815981Gura, Ina, Ame, Kiara, Mori, in order from tightest to LOOSE
>>30815984we're almost the same
>>30815970Almost certainly not.
>>30815970Considering the player count, it's probably full of tryhards
>>30815981you
>>30815913white supremacy
>Last roundShort stream, huh
>>30815970with friends, maybe?
>>30815970Not really, all the holos exaggerate like this anon said >>30815867
>>30815994What the fuck? Time warp is real.
>>30815972I've only read the first column and:Please be real
>not even 20k viewsHoloEN is dying....
>>3081583731SingleSince Korone played Doom 64
>>30815837Fuck u CIA
>>30815862Exceedingly based>>30815936Disgustingly cringe.
>>3081583728Wizard1 Year
>>30815997my cum
>>30815941She just likes the pirate theme. Can be confirmed by that time she used the pirate languange in mc.
>>30815961I'm always lurking
>>3081583722singleabout a year
>>30816019YAB
SEA SHANTIES WITH THE UKELELE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS, BROS
>>30815837>27>married (to my oshi)>a few weeks before gen 5 was announced.
>>30815997she fucked in between streams.
>>30815981Obviously Gura
>>30815965They have a lot of money
>Brom>SelakirThese shrimps are dedicated
>>30815837>18>desperate>4 months, like the day aloe graduated.
>>30815933>Gunpla assembly >Live... What else does Pizza dad do?
>>3081583740single3 years
>>30815936cringe
>>30815989Gura unironically sings better than him
>>30815961I just came here when trinity stream
>>30815941>caffeineYeah. Caffeine.
>>30816032Gotta cull those "spam views", anon, pls understand
>>30815284Is this a "last a year and you win and get to marry her" kind of deal or just suffer for a year for no raisins?
>>30815692InaMebae Drive
>>30815453my little sister kiss tastes like tea
>>30815770https://streamable.com/hnn5p7
>>3081583737SingleJanuary 2020
>>30815961we're being boarded captain!
>>30815837>23>single but not a virgin>since just before the debut of gen4
>>30815994She's doing her last round right now>>30816066You're right.
>>3081583719singlesince early May
>>30813500>That Kiara>TABS Mori>Censored syringeVery based.
>>30815741cum tribute?
>>30816032>Peko lost over half her viewership in just a couple of weeksHow the mighty have fallen.
>>30816029Read everything even the "advice". It's fucking hilarious.
>>30815933>RG Zaku IIGood choice. Even if it's a little finicky
>>30816059>25>i fucked up>6 months
>>30815837>20>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>1 month (already did my reps fuck off)
>>30815294>GO LEARN SOME FUCKING JAPANESE SO YOU CAN GO PLAY WITH PEKORA. FUCKING BITCH IDIOT
>>30816000>>30816012That's what she wants you to thinkIn reality Gura has the loosest pussy of all the Hololive girls
>>30815770Imagine strangling her thin neck and seeing her eyes start to go blank while her limbs flail wildly as she tries to cling to life. It'd be so hot to hear her guttural attempts to cry as she starts to wet herself. Imagine the color her face would get as you choke the life out of her.
What is this Evangelion shit?
How the fuck are we approaching 400 IPs?
>Gura knows more pirate facts than shark facts
>>30815984>huglessHow the fuck?
>>30815972What the actual fuck.
>>30815716I'm a simpleton who likes looking at pretty lights, that's all.
>>30815972>all of that shit was responded to with "you're gay"Fucking kek
>>3081583729single3 months
>>30816075Anon? how little are we speaking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BnqtzTat0Haachama making Secret house in minecraft in 3 hours, but which server?
>>30816035Are you me, anon?
>>30815837>18>single>since October 2019
>>30815405You might stop doing that for a while friend, JewChuub is stopping "spam viewers", possibly Jetri and other multi-view platforms might be considered on the same category
>>30815294I'd be fun to just have an irl friend to play games with.
>>30815770noice
Software update?
>>30816110>newfags>SEAnig hourswhat the fuck do you expect
>>3081583730SingleThis whole year.
>>30816100why are you (you)ing me? do you wanna date or something?
>>30816021Nah she loves this shit I think she'll go again
>>30816097holy shit lmao ok i truly believe it's real
>>30816110gura start streaming so the flaseflaggers come out
Gura is pretending to be the maidenhead...
>>30813342nice
Gura seems to be having a lot of fun.
>>30815972What the fuck
>>30813500He put more work on the background than on that Kiara.
>>3081583719married6 months
anyone got that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that's being made?
>>30815972What a faggot.
>sea shanty time interupted by rude pirate-postersfellas, I didn't want it to end like this
>>30816037>unwanted abuse is based>girl having a good time is cringeGood thing I don't think much of anyone's opinion on here
>>30816129JP
>>30815972wow thanks thelma
Would you jump in front of a cannonball to save Captain Gura?
>barracuda hunter
>>30816060>Bayonetta stream in a few minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZKSYKyD-lsOther stuff includes;>Gun cleaning (airsoft, because Japan) ASMR>Eating MRE's on stream>Game streams>Teaching EOP's Japanese slang>Asking EOP's to teach him English slang
>>30816102I want a vtuber teaching you nippon like that guy
this game SUCKS
>>30816169>19>marriedtell us your secret
>Moby Schlong
>>30815448I know anon, but if you want a pirate game and can get it, it's very much worth it. Despite the age. >>30815428>>30815492I've been planning to play it again soon since there is a really extensive mod called New Horizons, which fixes a lot of issues and adds a huge amount of content.The modders have been working on it for 17 years and are still active.
>SEA moment
>barracuda hunter>yubi
>>30815741fuck off you fucking nigger eat your fucking nigger dick and choke on it.You fucking piece of shit you moron, you absolute disgusting lunatic, stop it already, die.
>>30816129>She turns into the crazy hobo of HoloEN's server>constantly pulls off guerilla streams in the middle of the night leaving bizarre monuments to all that is Haachama for the EN girls to find later
>>30816144I love you anoncan't see shit without my glasses and i probably misclicked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XzJP9MIugsminecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft
>>30816179>explode in one billion piecesYes
LET MY WIFE SING YOU SCURVY NIGGERS
Brom how the fuck did you get there
>>30813500>That GuraSpooky. I like it
>>30816070Alcohol is a depressant, anon.
>>30815972>you're gaywtf?
STICK EM IN THE LONGBOAT TILL HE'S SOBER
>>30816176>UnwantedI got into ryona because my ex introduced me to it. Women are freaks.
>>30816179nah she can tank it just fine
>>30816176cringe
>>30816175She should just play sea of thieves less forced action plus it’s 4 man co op so we can have sea shanty with the girls
I still can't figure out what triggers Gura's autism
>>30816207Based Ame shitting on minecraft antis
>>30815745>>30815996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLIYEsC-84
>Open stream>Koopa talking about being mating pressed
>>30815972fucking kek
Is there no cutlass in this game? what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4c1fwF70EUnarchived singing Bitch
>>3081583722 next monthpermavirgini joined in a few days before Coco strung PPT up a tree>>30816038>28>wizardYou use that word, but i don't think you know what it means
>>30816232Shiny colors
GURA, SIGN BEFORE YOU GET STABBED AGAIN
She coulda just opened it up to chat and they would have had a nice little moment
>>30815959you learn primary colors in kindergarten, anon...
>>30816232ADHD + Autism is a powerful combo
>>30816240Kuckpas...
>>30816202>GlassesGlasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
>>30816183Maybe I should give the Holostars a chance. Izuku's karaoke's are nice and pizza gundam dad sounds like a chad
>>30816240TASUKETE
>>30816230She should play it with J*y again
>we need woodI'm trying Cap'n!
>>30816232Flashbacks to HER past life
>>30816207You're like two hours early, jesas
>>30814116i fucking love this artist
>>30816029I googled it. True story, as far as the first page goes.
I LOVE YOU GURA
>>30816232forgetting to take her adhd meds
>>30816232loud noises
>>30816118>>30816223I found the faggots, boys.
>>30816243No belaying pin, what the fuck?
>chicken>roommate using green text arrows in Twitter postShe's here
I LOVE YOU AME
>>30815837>24>married to my oshi>clips and the odd stream since ~february, only got really into it since the Aloe suspention
>>30816185If i was a holostar, i would 100% do a teaching stream based off of him (if there was something i could teach people)
I don’t love Gura anymore
>>30815972Thelmachama, his sister isn't gay.
I remember seeing a jp comment somewhere recently that said he missed hearing Gura say HOOCHA, hopefully he sees this stream and is pleased
Coco or Gura?
>>308161267 years younger than me
>>30816274pulled the trigger a bit too early
>>30814265She saw pekora and thinks this game is fun, if ti bothers you, hope she doesn't keep at it
>>30814116that's her tail right?
I love you Gura!!
arrr, gura me lover, come below decks fer me aye?
you deserve everything, gura
I want to lick Gura's thighs
Gura be my wife please!
>>30816302I know I am
>>30816304based chumbuddy
>>30816265I love you so much, Gura, even if you're the worst pirate I've ever seen.
I love you, Amelia!
I love you Bloop