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Anon needs to be lectured

>> No.30790508
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Glasses don't make you smarter, Luna. You're still a big dum dum.

>> No.30790735

>>30790508
I wanna cum cum in this dum dum!

>> No.30790850
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This is what will happen if she tries to lecture Anon.

>> No.30791100

The unconscious, battered, NEET-semen-filled body of a fairy of light was discovered just outside some local woods today.

>> No.30791233
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All fairies deserve to be punished.

>>30791100
Sounds like a common occurrence.

>> No.30801075

Why would I want to be lectured by a fairy?
I'll listen, but don't expect me to pay attention. Kasen already takes my ears an hour a day with her endless nagging.

>> No.30803721

>>30790449
>>30790508
>>30790850
Fairies are for non-consensual molestation.

>> No.30806644

>>30801075
Does she also want to speak to the manager every time you two visit Kourindou?

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>>30801075
But Luna is has a doctorate in business management and economics, has 250B in property and other assets, makes a huge profits off of penny stocks and is a licensed stockbroker, and runs her own trading successful trading firm on Wall Street.

>> No.30807898
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>>30801075
But Luna has a doctorate in business management and a masters economics, is worth 250B USD in property and other liquifiable assets, frequently makes huge profits off of trading penny stocks as a hobby, is a licensed stockbroker, and runs her own successful trading firm on Wall Street. Ever hear of Goldman Sachs? All her.

Also I apparently can't speak English.

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>>30807898

>> No.30812399 [DELETED] 

>>30807898
Can she teach me to invest enough so I don't have to get a job

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>>30812399
She's actually holding a seminar in Vegas about that. All you need to do is pay $250 for a ticket. Most likely, you'll need to put in about a $1.5k investment on a time share in Tahiti that you can then sell off for 10 times the amount in six years. Plus, if you can get three friends to join in, you can get additional benefits and financial rewards.

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>>30808027
>>30812786
Oh is it extermination time?

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>>30820504
POOR

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>>30790449
Luna shouldn't wear glasses, she's such a klutz that she'll trip and break them

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>>30812786
>Plus, if you can get three friends to join in, you can get additional benefits and financial rewards
Luna-chan runs a pyramid scheme!
Despite her meek looks and behaviour, she's actually an evil and uncaring person!

>> No.30835507

>>30790449
Lecture this
*whips out dick*

>> No.30837437
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>>30807898
>>30808027
I guess she had to find some way to make money. She's not nearly powerful or strong willed enough to get people to pay her for the priviledge of giving her money like Star is, after all.

>> No.30840718

>>30790449
I want a cute fairy to teach me all about sex!

>> No.30841043
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>>30790449
Sex Ed time? That is all you fairies are good for.

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>>30841043
Clownpiece is an educated instructor.

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>>30812786
sounds kinda like a scam
and boomer memes told me not to buy timeshares

can't she just have a zoom class seminar, that way I don't need to leave my room...

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>>30840718
Wouldn't it be embarrassing to rely on a fairy for that, specially if she has tons of experience while you have none?
What if she makes fun of you?

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>>30843685
She's planning on opening her own business/economics university that guarantees you a Series 7 license. Don't even need to take an examination!

>> No.30869544

>>30812786
>All you need to do is pay $250 for a ticket
She's a grifter.

>> No.30869759

>>30790449
I'm going to make a child with Luna Child.

>> No.30913055

>>30837437
Dude, I'm pretty sure Star just straight up robs people.

>> No.30923211

>>30837437
Star's cute disappointed face when I tell her I'll have to cut back on my payments!

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>>30923211
It won't end there

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>>30913055
I don't know man, I think those prices are really fair.

>> No.30923876

>>30812786
Wait, that sound like a scam. Luna wouldn't do that, right?

>> No.30925715

>>30923561
Why, what else would happen?

>> No.30931308

>>30923561
>>30923591
God I want to break her little fucking neck.

>> No.30932785

>>30931308
Snuff is wrong. Please dont do it.

>> No.30968594 [DELETED] 

>>30932785

>> No.30972311

>>30932785
Why not?

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>>30931308
>>30932785
>>30972311
Imagine my shock when you mention snuff in a Fairy Thread.

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