/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30720878
How often do you think realizations like this occur?

I need a devil gf/wife in my life.
I need a houri gf/wife in my life.
I need both of them.
If I could write fap/fanfics I would make volumes about them.

>>30721068
Rarely. It's the kind of thing one brags about.

>>30721111
Is she asking for more impact padding to be added to her lower rear chassis?

>>30721457
So this is how Charizard behaves when you have enough gym badges...

I find it strange that most of the alp stuff I find comes from eastern europe,
I was always under the impression that slavs were super duper not cool with those sorts of things.

>>30721855
Ever heard of kinks coming being repressed? A lot of eastern europeans want their brotherhoods to be a bit more.

>>30721855
An alp is literally a girl though.

Cold desert nights

>>30721893
>Ever heard of kinks coming being repressed?
i understand the idea you are trying to convey but im still going to point out that this is a strange question

>>30721855
Alps are the cure for homosexuality, though.

I'm gonna cheat on all of Ms. Anubis's tests and there's nothing she can do to stop me

HIGH SPEED FUCKING IN PUBLIC (WITH KIDS INVOLVED)
SABBATH CHILDREN ENDANGERING ADULTS WITH GANG RAPES
SUCCUBI SELLING HUMAN MEN AS SEX SLAVES
This is CUN-E NEWS live with your host, Rata-chan!

>>30722000
>the only cure is being dicked into being a woman

>>30722108
News Flash: Police to no longer protect single men neighborhoods from home-intruding hellhounds, Druella says she doesn't care for the safety of the common man's permission anymore!

>>30722063
>Beware Ogre
>Behold Ogre

>>30722032
>Anon was kept after school and fuck until he was unconscious as punishment.

>>30722125
It's being dicked until they love being a woman. Apply the dick before the alping and you just end up with two alps.

>>30722205
In other news, this year's budget has come out- the zombie tax is up, more single men will be involuntarily assigned zombies than ever before!

>>30722330
not if the balls don't touch

>>30722351
Experts predict the wight population to exponentially increase over the few months. The undead kingdom will prepare the dragon zombies to tighten security to ensure national security against the Order, Demon Army will prepare for coordinated Rape Crusades to cement the monsters' victory and the preservation of the wight race!

>>30721855
They're not. The Russian MG Ask group barely let the alp artist on their forum. They always take a vote on new artists, needing a 70% approval to join. Most artists get in, even if they're garbage. Alp barely reached that, and I believe it was mostly due to the artist's ability to draw, not that they approved of the alp character.

This is my wife!

>>30722351
Hypothetically, how do I smuggle in a living girl into an all undead city, and for cosplay reasons what makeups should I use to disguise a living girl as a zombie?

>>30722511
>>30722511
Personally a little too masculine for my tastes, but to each their own. Hope you're happy with her. Heck doggos are good girls despite their name, origin, and appearance

>>30722480
what is this russian mg group you speak of?

>>30722567
>He doesn't know

>>30722534
Well you'd probably have to coat her in semen regularly to make it absolutely clear she's been claimed. Not to mention the copious amounts of sex you two would have to have, so that any monstergirl could clearly smell that she's not depriving her husband. And even then, one or two zombies might wonder why their new horde-sister seems so tasty.

>>30722351
Wight are taking hordes of zombies to the single's men district.

>>30721128
>Devil/Houri shows up at home
>During day they scry on you and try convincing you through magical communication
>Hijinks ensue as each of them try to one up one another.

>>30722326
>punishment

Would alps and liliraunes get along greatly? They're both pretty gay-related monsters

>>30722567
dont believe the rumors anon, they don't exist, its just a fairy tail.

>>30722732
when in zombieland saga they revealed that lily had a willy ,the zls /u/ thread went into complete meltdown.

>>30722813
Good, /u/ is full of retards.

>>30722813
no kidding, would be funny if a guy, dressed like an alp, fools an alraune into thinking he's a woman and surprised her with a giant veiny cock and raped her

>>30722611
>>30722748
Just tell him anons, there's no way to contain it

>>30722894
4D chess.

>>30722732
Isn't the homogay with yuri yuri more of a bait thing, though? Alps are probably like that gay friend lots of people have and hard to dislike unless you're thumping an Order manual regardless, though.

>>30722813
how did /a/ take it?

>>30722732
i dunno I've met lesbians irl that really like bl/yaoi, female sexuality confuses me.

Holstaurs are practically living mobile homes. They have a nice cushion-y body to sleep on, a very good pussy to fuck for entertainment, and giant lactating titties for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Plus, you can hide your cock in her butthole in public so no one sees it, and you can kiss her, talk to her, hug her, and fuck her in case you get lonely.

>>30723170
>Holstaurs are practically living mobile homes
You're going to get a knock on your floor from the Sandworm Union any moment now.

What should I do with maus I find in my haus?

>>30723170
>>30723287
Would it be possible to make a sandworm lactate?

>>30723530
>MAMONO MANA
Uh, yeah? I struggle to imagine them productively breast feeding a fuckhueg baby sandworm for any worthwhile period of time so it'd probably be unrelated to actual pregnancy or child rearing, but that sounds like a positive to me.

>>30723530
Yes.

>>30721111
What are the features included in the Wife Package automaton upgrade?

>>30722716
Yeah, she'll also make you take responsible.

>>30723369
inflate with air compressor like that one webm

>>30725025
Thats unnecessarily cruel .

>>30725025
Go to bed, Tom.

>>30723369
If you catch her, she is obligated by rodent law to be your new sex toy.
Cumflate her

>>30720878
Look at this cat!

>>30725614
you can't cumflate them all

>>30726479
That I just found, when I say "Go" be ready to throw!

>>30726350
Which monster even is this?

>>30726591
You say that but there are some techniques one can use that may be deemed....unnatural.
You gotta leave that whole nest bloated and ahegoing

>>30726715
Some kind of winged lamia.

>>30726832
Flightless, I presume; no way those tiny wings can lift all that MEAT.

>>30723369
Find a stray cat girl and tell her to catch it for you.

What sort of monster would be best for a cliche barbarian enemy? Like the ones that are constantly angry and have a 50/50 chance of being alcoholics.

>>30727751
Salamanders.

>>30727751
Minotaur, Oni, Amazon, take your pick, there’s a lot of species that fill that role.
The best barbarian girls are the ones you least expect though; like Mice girls, Kobolds, and Baphomets.

>>30727751
Snake cult?

>>30727751
Amazon vikings that raid order churches for men.

>>30729061
I would impregnate this oni.

>>30729780
I'd rather impregnate this oni.

>>30727751
Do you really to ask?

>>30726711
Why is she eating grubs?

>>30727751
Take your pick of any muscle girl.
Now the real question is which monster would be the best wife for a cliche barbarian hero? Something that rages with him, or something calms that him down?

>"H-how could you? How could you think that I wanted to abduct and sexually break you!?"
>"I mean -hic-, yeah, it's true, but how could you think that!?"

>>30730565
>"If it's true how come it hasn't happen yet?"

>>30730565
It would be less of something I'd think, and more of something I was hoping for.

Gonna marry an anubis and make her shirk off all her duties by spending the whole day mating with her

>>30730565
Prove it.

Cow.

can someone give me an estimate on how many years out we are from science creating slimegirls?
thanks

>>30731624
Over 9000

>>30721068
Ah yes, astarotte chan. The anime that introduced my virgin eyes to lolis. And incest.

>>30730736
Bitch got that stank breath.

>>30731719
Sam as teh numba of guys ur waf fukd b4 u.

>tfw used to be able to make art
>was going to make something for /mtg/
>ftw my skill is gone and it ended up being embarrassingly bad
>tfw it looks like low quality devainart fetish shit
how do I get it back?

>>30732100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>>30732100
Jack off and get depressed. That's what most people do.

>>30732223
! !

>>30732223
now im depressed

>>30732223
I'm guessing she also just happens to not be wearing anything under that robe, either that or it just happens to be lacy lingerie.

>>30732494
>"Hippity hoppity your dick is now my property"

>>30732100
Just don't what I did. Wonder where you went wrong, question your life decisions, decide you may want to burn down your entire portfolio/pastebin like it's a shit library full of shit books of Shitterxandria. Spending your days shitposting in a thread where more people think of your name as the worst tasting potato chip, chocolate covered.

Gonna monsterize pharaoh's pet snake and elope with her

>>30732223
It was all rigged from the start.

>>30733058
>>30732223
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1516111

>>30732494
>>30732223
I wish I could draw even half as good as this. I fucking hate everything about me and my lack of talent.It looks so bad but I may as well post it. I tried.

>>30733200
sucking at something is the first step to being kind of good at something

>>30733233
I've tried man, I've tried for years. I honestly think it's fruitless and I should just move on and try learning music. I am a creative person but I cannot do digital art even if my life was on the line. I get so jealous of people who can just pop out nice looking things in a few days. Innate talents and disadvantages aren't fair.

Have the holo threads not been kind to y'all, or is this just dead hours?

>>30733338
unironically learn python

>>30733365
Hard to type while I'm on my crusader kings binge.
Just finished a Scandanavia run that saw me own pretty much all of Europe.
Doing a Reconquista run and now that I have spain I'm going to go have fun in Africa.

>>30733338
Keep trying. You're going to suck at first. And at second and maybe even at third, but if you don't stop eventually you'll start making more decent things, then most of them will be decent.
supposedly that's how it works, anyway. I don't know, anon, I'm in the same boat. But kudos to you for having the courage to actually start and put your shit out there.

>>30733378
Not him, but I thought that was a coding language...

>>30733200
What a fat slime.

Trust snakes
Love snakes
Marry snakes
Breed snakes

>>30733200
eh clean her face up a bit and id wife her

>>30732214
>>30732100
Anon, be like me and just jack off to focus more on drawing. Learning too, let's be shit together!

>>30733908
You don't have to tell me twice

>>30733908

>>30734120
R@

>>30734120
that rat is just sleeping... r-right?

>>30734169

The sooner we accept reality, the sooner we can leave it behind.

>>30734199
Okay, but why leave behind a perfectly good rat?

>>30733484
its a scripting language but its pretty easy to use, and its a great tool as an outlet for creative projects since it has many libraries for pictures, music and even video.
I think theres already illustration software out there that can run python scripts.

>>30733908
Eels>snakes

>>30734269
>>30734120
>>30733908
it literally just dawned on me that its named after a snake

>>30734286
Eels>everything, but be nice. Snakes are pretty good.

>>30733447
>start writing
>it sucks
>write more
>get better
The system works, Anon.

>>30734385
I wish. I'm too self-critical, to the point where I wonder if I'm not some kind of schizo. Any time I try and write something or draw something or play something I feel like there's someone behind me or above me, judging me for how bad I am, laughing at me. It kills any desire to continue trying. I don't know how to stop it. By God I wish I knew how to stop it.

>>30733908
Ok. Done. Now what?

>>30734590
I want to just smack those tentacles in one continuous motion.
Just imagine:
>thwackthwackthwackthwack

>>30734512
Just post it. Make it, post it, forget it if you have to, but get it out there. I had ideas for stories for years, but I never posted them. Then one day I did, and lo and behold, I was not torn to shreds by the thread. People here appreciate effort; if you're working hard to contribute, that's what they care about.

I feel like several anons fantasize about this situation

>>30734636
Repeat step 4

>>30734726
Nah. Wrong race

>>30734791
Do not trust this zombie.
She goes from sobs to rape in under a second.

>>30734120
Wtf am I in China?
Why is she selling rat as food?

>>30734120
Does she at least have ketchup?

>>30734791
>Update
>anon has alerted the hoard

>>30734997
It's fine, a rat is basically a fish anyway

>have super-heavy automaton wife
>be looking at her old weapons from when she served in the DL's army
>"I know demon silver doesn't harm the body, but don't you think firing the equivalent of a tank piercing round at people is a bit... excessive?"
>"Battles should be won quickly and decisively."
>"Is that why it took you six months to confess to me?"
>...
>...
>"...[Initiating RAPE Protocol]"

There's a new youtuber on the monster girl net. But instead of building a pc, he's building a bogey.

Would you watch?

>>30734997
Rat B O R G E R

>>30735209
Look, when you see a paladin put up some bullshit faith armor, you gotta compensate somehow.

>Still seathes at monks who can abuse 'catch arrow' on their cannon shells.

>>30734726
>RIS only gives the magazine it was in
Huh, and it doesn't even look cropped.

>>30731603
[angry taihou noises]

>>30735927
>Little cuffs on her legs
D'awww...

>>30735423
It's on fakku under the title Bridal Fantasy by Aja, guessing jewcob used the usual methods to keep it exclusive.

>>30736128
Is there a bigger subhuman?

>>30736128
>Bridal Fantasy
Oh, it's on Unlimited. Should be part of the next batch dump or the one after, then.

>>30728293
Ouch!

Don't marry snakes. Marry foxes.

>>30736629
I'll flirt with both and see how it goes.

>>30736764
You're playing a very dangerous game anon

more of her when lads

>>30736823
That file name is accurate.

Explorers of forgotten tombs will be bullied on sight.

>>30736629
I'm trying, but they keep telling me I should be chasing after young girls and not old hags like them.

>>30736764
>how it goes
Just like School Days

>>30736881
>you will never be snatched up by an amazon while trying to reassemble to idol of the silver monkey
That thing is impossible to put together, man.

>>30736977
>while trying to reassemble to idol of the silver monkey
Sounds like some kind of Kakuen/Dullahan hybrid

>>30737143
Damn cheeky monkey

Nah forget snakes, centipedes are where it's at.

>>30737265
Apply directly to the appropriate area

>>30737143
>Lift up the mid-section of the Monkey 'idol'.
>The breasts and fat ass you thought were sculpted silver jiggle instead.
>"Hey buddy, you'll want to start with my legs first."
>Smug Kakuen head is sitting by itself on a shelf, grinning.

>>30737366
MANY HUGS

>>30733118
Alice may not say likes you, but she'll show it.

>>30720878
>bondage dog
>and it's the milf without the loli
This is already a good thread.

I love sword lilim

>>30737871
One of the perks of having a harem. Always have players for game night.

>>30739486
Welcome to Corneria.

Scope Dog.

>>30739749
I like swords

>>30739768
Welcome to Corneria.

>>30730554
One that spoils and babies him relentlessly in front of the other bandits, much to his chagrin.

Orcs

>>30740845
She's uhh
She's very bright

>>30740866
Orkz is smart.

>>30739791
Have you ever wondered why the gaurds say the same thing over and over

>>30741148
What is it, Citizen?

>>30740996
Yes

Imagine have these two as your childhood friends

>>30742080
>have
having*

Haku-sensei pls don't bully me

>>30742080
Keeping MG friends as just friends would be a fun way to hone your willpower and assertiveness

gonna go to the cat kingdom and open up a chain of lounges

>>30742437
I'm going to give the scariest looking Tiger headpats and scritches under the chin.

>>30742437
Is catnip leagal there?

DEVILVERY

>>30742766
yes

>>30742817
Remember to give her the tip, and the full shaft too while you're at it.

>>30742817
>not naming your pizza joint the Saucy Succubus

>>30740845
I want a big orc girl who doesn't get the whole "dating" thing and thinks it's just a thing the elves made up. But still does it since the guy she likes seems to want that.
And then the whole date is just a series of miscommunications and cultural differences that results in weird but fun situations.
And then they fuck.
The end

>>30744550
This but with a oni

>>30742590
Scariest looking Tiger resides at Myouren Temple.

>>30745379
This would be great with oni too.
She's trying her best!

>>30745379
She doesn't need the heels to appear taller if she's already towering over me.

>>30745418
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/633869

>Full moon problems

>>30747262
I fail to understand what the "problem" is.

>>30747331
Tail wags dog

>>30747331
>Long, bed-quaking night of full moon sex
>Had made plans to go swimming with friends the next day
>Even if you wore a shirt the entire time it still wouldn't cover all of the scratches and love bites you'd been peppered with
>Realize you've been literally marked by her

Yes I would dick a mermaid hard there's no need to ask

>>30747705
Nobody needed to ask if you had good taste anon, we already know it.
Mermaids are great and so is Nami.

Don't trust lilims!

>>30749167
Not listening, going to her house for dinner.

>>30749167
Lilims are SHIT!

>>30749167
Instructions unclear got dick stuck in lim.

>>30741664
She's nice and bright...green

>>30750315
Kek

>>30749696
I am suddenly interested

>>30751023
Flower power is asleep this time of year

>>30749167
Looks perfectly trustworthy.

>>30751312
Very trusty now come a little closer.

>>30751312
>>30751575

>>30751680
That's her end game.

>>30751575
Druella is one of the sexiest named girl in MGE but I also hate how smug and self righteous she is sometimes.
I don't like my rage boner for her.

>>30733908
Become snek food.

>>30727738
>Be chilling in my home
>See lines of antgirls going into my pantry and breaking down the containers and carrying away my food
>Call up MGC pest-control help line
>They say I should introduce some arachnes to act as predators and scare away the antgirls
>Go to the local fish and bug matchmaking store, and contract some arachne to live in my house in exchange for pest control
>A week later, notice there are far more arachne than I orginally contracted
>Turns out they had invited stray arachne into my home
>Reach into cupboard, and get a giant red sore on my hand
>One of the stray arachne was venomous and bit me
>Call pest conrol again, they suggest I get some giant mice to scare away the arachne
>Go to local matchmaking shelter and contract some giant mice
>Before too long, see bite and gnawing marks on my food in my cabinets
>"Aw, must have a giant mouse infestation"
>Call up pest control help-line again
>They say I should introduce a harpy to act as a predator and scare away the micegirls
>Go to local matchmaking shelter and contract a harpy
>The giant mice run away, but now I have an annoying harpy and all her gal friends. gossiping all around the house and on the power lines outside all the time
>Call MGC pest control advice again
>They say I should introduce a catgirl to act as a predator and scare the harpies into doing their job
>Go to the local matchmaking shelter and contract one to manage my pest problem, in return for providing shelter and food
>Be chilling at home
>Look into the room with my catgirl's food
>See several more cats, and all of them have grown fat
>My original cat had brought in more cats from outside, to show them all the free food
>Call pest control advice line once again
>They say I should get a kolbold, and a big one too, to chase the catgirls and stop them from getting obese and do their job
>Go to matchmaking shelter and ask for their biggest kolbold
>Contract the kolbold
>She does her job faithfully, and peace returns to my life
>Except that she is very needy too, and strangely big, and very hot too
>In fact, she's so big and overpowering and needy that I have to constantly pay attention to her and play with her, lest she jump on me and drag me outside to her toys
>I got a service breed, right? Couldn't have been one of those hellish fighting hounds?
>Call up pest control, because they know me by now and can probably point me to the right person to talk to
>They tell me that I haven't trained the kolbold right, and that I should get a trainer
>Point me to the maid academy to find a live-in dog trainer
>Call them and negotiate a contract
>The next day I have a delightful kikimora diligently training my dog
>Finally, time to relax
>Kiki gets mad at me for being lazy
>Tells me that I haven't fulfilled her contract, or any of the contracts I made with the other pest control girls
>Whatever could you mean?
>She told me that she had a meeting with all of them and told them what their contract granted them in accordance to standard practice in MGC. Then she says she will walk out and let the hellhound free unless I fulfill the contract with her
>Realize that all of the other pest control girls will say the same now that they know sex is given to them by contract
>Have to sex the kikimora, to discipline the hellhound, who I have to have sex with as well to chase the catgirls, who I have to have sex with as well to scatter the gossiping gyaru harpies, who I have to have sex with as well to scare the giant mice, who I have to have sex with as well to scare the arachnes, who I have to have sex with as well, all just to scare away some ant-girls
>All of that dawning on me, my mind focuses on one thing, why did I agree to this in the first place?
>Call up the MGC pest control advice hotline for the final time
>Complain about my situation
>They tell me to go the MGC call center, pest control advice division, to have an in-person meeting
>Arrive, and see that the nice girls I had been speaking with all this time were demon OLs
>They calmly explain to me that this was their plan all along, and that I would have known if I had read the fine print in the phonebook and in the contracts I signed
>They then tell me that unless I fulfill my end of the contract, they will have to bring the full force of MGC law upon my heinous crime of being a virgin and breaking a contract under the protection of a demon
>I hurridly agree, assuring them that I will make my pest control girls the happiest in the world pest conrol in the world, and make my way back to my house
>Take a deep breath and step inside the door
>See that my house has been transformed, the living room looking clean but all the stuff that was previously there being messily pushed into hallways, under tables and into closets
>The living room itself was clear, with only a giant harem bed and a tacky snack bar to one side

>>30752069
With great power comes great smugness

>>30752069
why don't you write her an angry letter?

>>30752178
>All of the pest control girls are standing around the bed waiting for me
>The kiki with a devilish glint in her eyes and the hellhound on a tight leash jumping at me, the fat catgirls laying around the bed in suggestive poses, the gyaru harpies standing around the bed making vulgar hand gestures, the giant mice huddled into one big family, staring at me like I'm a piece of cheese, the arachnes hanging from the ceiling and walls in hastily made webs, slowly weaving web into straps and buckles of different shapes and sizes, and finally the orginal antgirls themselves, who wanted in on the deal as well, standing around and restocking the snack bar.
>Gulp, close my eyes, accept my fate and take a step forward
>The girls cheer and rush forward, dragging me onto the bed
>I was not heard from again until a month later
>Remember to clean up your food after yourself so you don't get pests making an infestation, and don't introduce more animals to serve as pest control, lest you make an entire heiarchy of pests until you have just one supreme pest at the top, and please read the fine print too.

>>30752232
This is blatant propaganda. There are no giant rats living under the streets or breaking into people's houses.

>>30752232
At least you didn't get devil bugs.

>>30752178
>>30752232
Should have just gotten a demon to get you out of it, they're good with contracts. Sure, you'd have some obligations with her, but...

>>30752410
Nothing suspicious here!

>>30752410
No rats here, it's just hamburgers.

>>30726711
damn it, Cat! I was saving those for Headcrab Jambalaya!

>>30752791
Thanks for the anatomy lesson Grape Snek. When's the test?

>>30733908
Stare into a snek's eyes and let her milk you

>>30751312
>>30751575
Do you think she'd hug me if I asked her to?

>>30752791
snake girls don't poop

The world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia is one of those anime and JRPG logic worlds where you can sure as hell expect a small lithe girl effortlessly beat up a much physically taller and bigger shitbrick house individual.

>>30736239
>>30736128
Eh? It's already on nexus

>>30752201
I'm gonna write her a angry letter about how sexy she is but I just can't stand her smugness. I'm gonna give her my address just to tell her never to come there!

>>30752179
Smug girls should be dicked until they can't be smug anymore.

Here comes the Triumvirate.

>>30721961
Fat b-

>>30752791
>you will never work alongside Hickock45 to conquer a pharaoh's desert city for an Apophis
>you will never crack jokes while operating with him and seeing who can nail the furthest target with your demon silver bullets
bros...

>>30752518
>Before anything got out of hand I contacted a Demon law firm and they get me out of a jam
>They offered a killer deal that would ensure no other mg would break into my house
>The deal involved letting one of the Demon lawyers come live in my house but I didn't have to marry her
>However I had to do a few things
>I would have to fake a wedding ceremonial
>Go to her family events ad bring her to my
>Sleep in the same bed as her
>Have sex with her
>Have a few kids
>Merge our souls
>Best deal of my life

>>30753734
I don't recall this in the history books...

>>30752167
I'd unironically let a lamia eat me.
>>30752791
I headcanon that the piss hole is down with the shitter. Means that snek would have a better smelling vagina.

Also, the lungs, heart and stomach would need to be larger to support a larger body. Their chest cavity is likely just lungs and heart, while their stomach likely extends down into their tail. Probably big enough to fit a large, animal dog and more with ease. Hope you don't have pets. Hope your neighbors don't have pets either. Just be sure to keep the fridge well stocked

>>30750774
We need more fanmade sabbaths, KC even went to great lengths to make a template for them in the world guide, yet there aren't very many.

>>30747634
Would it be scandalous to wear low collar shirts if your wife was a biter? If you had a vamp or lamia wife you may not even need to be marked with her mana you will anyways because you always have two dot marks around your neck anyways

>>30750774
Is that sea sabbath?

>>30753485
>Baphomets are top tier
>Demon realm beasts are monsters-of-the-week at worst
Checks out

>>30754544
Wearing low collar shirts are an invitation to get claimed by a Vampire or picked up by her Dhampir sister for your own safely.

>>30752232
>harpies standing around the bed making vulgar hand gestures
What

>>30750774
>loli sea bishop
Holy FUCK this is something I didn’t know I needed.
A+ Baphomet design as well.

>>30754681
Wearing that and going into the swamps at night can attract a Vamp Mosquito alongside her 4 sisters too

>>30754544
>That noble lady with a weird accent who saved you from a storm gives you a very weird outfit to change into

>>30754902
French kiss the largest sister to assert dominance

A
FUCKING
FISH

>>30755098
Sounded advice for when dealing with a trio of ghouls too.

>>30755360
i love this fish

>>30755360

>>30755418
Nah, I'll just run, how fast could a ghoul be?

>>30755597
28 Days Later they finally stopped raping anon

>>30750315
Flat tires.

>>30755693
it was just a cofee break

>>30755597
>Anon was soon caught and dragged into the ghoul crypt and never seen again.

>>30752178
Better just learn magic to spin webs, then you can turn the girls you like into fuck cocoons.
Alternatively, build pillory mousetraps to catch mice and fuck them then and there.

>>30754856
whoops, I was thinking fellatio hand gestures and stuff. Just imagine they transformed to have human hands like lamia do with their tails just to tease him.

>>30749649
They're going to need more Yetis

More smug, haughty monsters need to be instant loss2koma'd

>>30756763
This, but also with vicious, aggressive monsters.

>>30742094
I want to be bullied by sensei.

>>30756763
>>30756900
These, but also with every monster. Then they do the same to their husbands. Remember, no matter who loses, everyone wins.

>>30757102
>do a quiz
>she grabs your dick and starts to jerk you off so that you can't concentrate

Do you think that in Dragonia's cuisine there is an equivalent of "Wok hei" but with dragon breath?

>The food just dosn't taste the same if wasn't cooked with the dragon empress fire

That reminds me, would she be willing to use her fire to help her husband cook, or would she be too prideful for that?

>>30756693
White Horn-san needs to send out an emergency broadcast to her Snuggle Scouts, there's a code blue just outside of town!

New commission, this time featuring my daughter's petting zoo. Warm, cuddly animals come at a premium in an undead demon realm.

>>30757902
I thought I was going to get a Dragon... but turns out it was fish.

>>30749649
The tsurara-onna is being called in.

>>30757902
>would she be willing to use her fire to help her husband cook, or would she be too prideful for that?
She might even learn to cook herself

>>30757193
Mutual Instant Loss is best

Gonna send dick pics to a succubus from a hidden number and see how long it takes her to berserk.

>>30759238
Sounds like a parody of Taken that monster girls would make.
>I will look for you, I will find you, and I will succ you.

>>30757896
Prosthetic Moses is now the official ghost dance

>>30759360
Good luck

>>30759425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw
but of course.

>>30759360
>I will look for you, I will find you, and I will succ you.
Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies.

Enormous titty Lillim.

>>30759935
This milk tastes funny.

>>30759778
>2020 made ELH fuck off for good

>>30759983
I would that cow.

How do I seduce royalty from the demon realm?

>>30760319
Nah, anon, It just made him leave from an "offical" standpoint
He's probably still here as one of the lurkers, putting the mask back on and joining the faceless masses of 4chan.
Think about all the guys we 100% know are still here (magus, latenight, losenis, beast, bollocks ect.)
Remember its the content thats dying, not the people

>>30753885
I want to show this image to an apophis.

>>30753937
>Soul merging
Straight up a top-tier girl right there, lucky you.

>>30760359
That requires both a penis AND balls.

>>30760970
Unfortunate. I don’t think half the people here have any stones to speak of.

>>30758711
>Tsurara-onna sees what's going on
>Carves "Don't run" into the ice block and walks away
>the Yetis hugging the ice block can't hear anon begging to stay frozen inside

>>30761091
Not just the people here; there's a reason the queen of Dragonia hasn't been scooped up when she's thirsty enough to take any urchin with the cajones to ask her out.

>>30760359
challenge her to a children's card game

>>30761091
Rude.

>>30761131
Anon is about to have frost bite on places he doesn't want frostbite on.

>>30761910
>Hop
>Hop
>Hop
>Hops on a unsuspecting Anon

>>30761860
I thought only mersharks and ghouls bite

>>30760520
To be completely fair, despite you stating that I'm 100% here, I've been coming to these threads less and less outside of the cursory glance to see new art and stories, at least for the most part.

>Remember its the content thats dying, not the people
Then I suppose there's only really one recourse for that conundrum, isn't there, Anon. Make more content, or don't, and wallow in it to shit post about on 4chan.

>>30762120
Wrong hole.

>>30762164
There's no such thing.

>>30752167
We can go bigger

>>30762126

>wants to fuck in dog form

y/n?

>>30762206

>>30762264
Only if you're a white woman.

>>30762126
Man, sometimes that series misses but when it hits...

>>30762371
Take what deep? Deep kisses?

desu i just want to nut as deep as i can into an mg and tell her that i love her as im doing so

>>30762371
Taking it up the ass as a mangay

>>30752179
Reminder that impregnating a monster does not de-smug them

>>30762453
Peak, wifely form right there.

>>30762689
is she going to kill me?

>>30762777
She thinks you're a little thirsty.

>>30762079
What if I stick a paper with the tiananmen pasta on her head?

>>30762524

not gay if a girl does it

1. Which is the scariest monster girl species?
2. How do I attract them?

>>30762900
No it's even gayer now.

>>30762371
Oh, so this is why so many posters have told me to prepare my anus over the years.

>>30763000
Gazer and just be yourself

Hey guys the bangaa is back!

How many cows is too much?

>>30762264
>>30762371
>>30762900
>>>/trash/

>>30763366
No hablo

>>30763396
Сука Блять

>>30763421
And a cheeky breeki to you too

>>30763094
That's the worst advice.
>>30763366
uuh... babushka?

>>30763396
>>30763421
>Oh... You want to ask me something?
>Well...I'm listening

>>30763366
And a cyka blyat to you too, young man!

>>30721893
>Ever heard of kinks coming being repressed?
maybey thats why im into this

>>30763749
Damn, that carrot is huge!

>>30762897
>Hop
>Hop
>Hop on Anon's pelvis

>>30763857

>>30763914
BORG.

>>30762264
>dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfXqgRXfuXE

>>30763857
or is the girl tiny?

>>30762817
That's gross I ain't doing that

>>30764445
The carrot's big. I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few country grown vegetables in my time.

>>30762453
I enjoy it if only because at this point it's thinly veiled monster girl fap fuel and the fact that they cut Synedoche loose from the editors slimming them down has made him go even further beyond.

As it should be.

>>30764923
Peak elf right there.

>>30765159
That looks more like a mesa elf than a peak elf. Peak elves aren't as wide.

>>30762126
Fuck off or neck yourself first

>>30765389
Kek.

Come to the brown part of the demon realm.
These dark skinned girls aren't anything like those hellhounds from the underworld district.
They deeply believe in traditional values but they also do it with dignity.
You'll eventually be their love-slave and rape toy but outside of sex, you'll still feel like you have free will again.
Plus those dark-skin cheshire girls can make some really good muffins and sweet tea.

You that Jinko from Myouren Temple? She's got curved lasers. Curved. Lasers.