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Why are there no boys in Touhou?

>> No.3074189
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3074189

We had a thread like this earlier

>> No.3074196

Clearly, I missed it.

>> No.3074198

Marisa is a boy.

>> No.3074200

Because boys are dirty perverts.

>> No.3074209
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3074209

because this is the perfect world

>> No.3074211

>>3074209

The perfect world is one in which no blowjobs exist?

>> No.3074215

>>3074187
Incorrect. There loads of faceless rapists there.

>> No.3074220

>>3074209
Okay, I'm officially concluding that Touhou is a tool used by feminist to make men feel useless by obsessing over a society where men are obsolete.

>> No.3074223

>>3074220
>Human village
Obsolete you say?

>> No.3074224

>>3074187
Because if there were, that would lead to tons of doujins of Touhou's sucking dick, taking it in the ass, being fucked on all fours like a dog, and inseminated by dozens of males. As it is now they're pure. Do you want to taint that innocence anon?

>> No.3074228

>>3074224

Is that a serious question?

>> No.3074230

>>3074187

I wonder; would you even know what Touhou was if a signifigant enough number of the characters were male?

>> No.3074234

eww I dont want dirty males in my gensokyo

>> No.3074238

>>3074230

Okay, but like, how about one?

>> No.3074244
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>>3074238

There is one. Unzan.

>> No.3074248

>>3074244

That looks more like Giygas than a male character.

>> No.3074254

>>3074248

And I'm thankful for that. Do not want menz in mah gensokyo.

>> No.3074259
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3074259

the male in Gensokyo is YOU

>> No.3074260

>>3074244
Has he appeared in any rape doujinshi yet? He would make a quite decent rapist. Especially compared to Rinnosuke.

>> No.3074265

>>3074260

I don't know, but I have seem a one page comic parodying his brofist by fisting one of the girls, I'm not sure which as the quality was rather poor.

>> No.3074272

>>3074228
Of course its not. I know all /jp/ers like their Touhou's pure, and play eroges purely for the romance, holding ctrl to get through the ero scenes fast.

>> No.3074271
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3074271

What about Genjii?

>> No.3074276

>>3074265
Here's him fisting Ichirin:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=3944008

>> No.3074278

>>3074272
I wouldn't mind the eroscenes if they weren't so fucking awful, they're worse than some of the dumbest doujinshi.

>> No.3074282

>>3074271

Ahh yeah Reimu's old friend tortoise, though I'm not really sure he qualifies since all he does is have text and lets Reimu ride on him in Story of Eastern Wonderland. That, and he's a tortoise.

>> No.3074284

A single stage 1 shota character wouldn't do any harm.
I haven't even seen (decent) pornographic pictures of Sakutarou even though he's a pimp with 7 stakes lusting after him.

ZUN will some day add a tanuki character and everyone knows that tanuki are renowned for their giant scrotum.

>> No.3074285

>>3074278
I wonder if Touhou sales would improve if ZUN started drawing futa sex scenes instead of tea parties for the endings of his games.

>> No.3074298

>>3074285
>Sales for IN suddenly skyrocketed after ZUN revealed that Wriggle is actually a boy.

>> No.3074299

>>3074285
email him, I'm sure he'll take it under advisement.

>> No.3074300

Males don't exist in Gensokyo. Rinnosuke is a reverse-trap so she doesn't count.

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>>3074298
i was sure it was a boy

>> No.3074304

>>3074300
What about Genjii, and various nameless males seen in official comics?

>> No.3074310

>>3074305

Sorry to inform you Yuka but you're a lesbian.

>> No.3074360
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3074360

>>3074310
oh really ?

>> No.3074367

>>3074360
Wriggle has no dick

>> No.3074372

>>3074285
But I like tea parties...

>> No.3074391
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3074391

yay

>> No.3074401

>>3074391
bug/grass is still a shitty type though.

>> No.3074423

>>3074401
Not everyone can be Ghost/Dark.

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>>3074300
Indeed.

>> No.3074457

>>3074391
The daughter is fucking HNNGG.

>> No.3074465

>>3074452
Ah, it all makes sense now.

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