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If they were real, which Touhou girl is most likely to accept and love me even though I'm an overweight loser with no job and no future, /jp/?

>> No.3072792

none

>> No.3072791

Hina.

>> No.3072798

>>3072783
None

>> No.3072799

Alice.

>> No.3072804

Flandre, because a girl would have to be completely insane to love someone like you.

>> No.3072810

They'd all be disgusted.
Fat and /jp/ don't go well together. Kill it with exercise.

>> No.3072832

Flandre or Alice

>> No.3072836

Rinnosuke

>> No.3072838

>>3072783
All of them would be too busy fucking each other's brains out.

>> No.3072842

Flandre would probably accept you as a playtrhing.

But then again you wouldn't last a second, so maybe not.

>> No.3072850

Koa, she just wants sex and doesn't really mind who it is.

>> No.3072862

>>3072783
Why is Koakuma there? She is as much of a character as the hundreds of fairies that you kill every time you play.

>> No.3072871

>>3072862
No one gets killed, they are just sent to rest on the side.

>> No.3072883

>>3072862
Because SDM. Meili--I mean, who?

>> No.3072889

>>3072862
People love her because she look cute

>> No.3072929

>>3072889
How can you say that if she is only a sprite without character portrait or lines?

>> No.3072946 [DELETED] 

Chunk, is that you?

>> No.3072954

>>3072929
Imagination, I suppose

>> No.3072978

>>3072929
>only a sprite
>only

Fuck you. Sprites are the epitome of cuteness.

>> No.3073021

Any of the ones that eat humans. They might indulge their prey with some kind of affection at the prospect of a deliciously fatty meal.

>> No.3073050

>>3072783
Probably none, because the world its full with not overweight losers with crappy jobs.

>> No.3073087

>>3073050
Now imagine Marisa getting fucked by some jock.

>> No.3073099

marisa seems like she'd hang out with anyone that had interesting stuff
if you don't have a job, you probably don't have stuff

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>>3073087

>> No.3073104

>>3073087
Luckily the world isnt full of them.

>> No.3073115
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3073115

>>3072783
NEEDS MORE CIRNO!

>> No.3073125

>>3073087
Can't. Touhous are all lesbians in my mind, so what I'm imagining is Marisa going after some cheerleaders while some dude cosplaying as Marisa is getting fucked by a jock.
He has a neckbeard and is crying.

>> No.3073135
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3073135

All Touhous are asexual virgins.

>> No.3073141

None of them.

>> No.3073148

>>3073135
You sure have good dreams at night dont you.

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>>3073148
Yes.

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>>3073159

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