/jp/ - Otaku Culture

brb, 7 minutes max

He's playing D&D and eating soup again.

>>305594
Isn't that achieve out-dated?

1 PM CST, so he says, give or take a couple hours

>>306263
EST i ment

>>306256

And tutoring a loli. Fuck, I want his life.

>>306251
It's incorrect, we chose Remain silent on that question and the last action is not added. (which was Greetings, Miss Sakuya)

>>306284
lol wow kill yourself

We are STILL FUCKED, you know that right?

>>306296

>>306295
Hello, Mr. Dumbass

>>306313
Hello, Mr. Dumbass of Austria

ITT: Anonymous translates into Dumbass.

>>306251
Uh, actually it isn't. I just forgot to change the version #.

Hope we get more updates than 1 or 2 this time

We should load. Sakuya hates us, we're constantly pissing off Flandre and we've gotten them to call us Mr. Dumbass.
...But then we would ave to re-take several days worth of choices.

>>306347

We have no continues, and saves don't work in the /jp/ version. So whatever happens, happens. Our best chance is to survive the day and lay low until we learn magic from Patchy (if she teaches us, she said "Maybe")

>>306347
Dude, we lost all of are saves, they found out we were using a pirated copy. And we have no more continues.

>>306358
Wait, so when GM asked us if we wanted to save, it was... Fake?

>>306364

He was joking and just telling us he would be back later.

>>306367
we fall for this every time ;_;

>>306347
I don't think Sakuya exactly HATES us.
Doesn't like us, sure, and gains enjoyment from seeing us suffer in our bad situation, but not actual HATE.

If she did, I don't think she would have stepped in when we made the mistake of calling Flandre a beautiful "girl" and just let us go the way of poor Mr. Bear.

So long as we mind our behavior around her, and don't touch her kitchen again, there's no reason we can't at least remain civil.

Anonymous is masochistic and only enjoys GM threads because he wants to see how many scenarios GM can think up where we die.

>>306388

Exactly. That's also the reason we love Flandre. We crave our death.

>>306388
More like we like to see how many scenarios GM can come up with where we DON'T die, despite making every conceivable bad and flat-out suicidal choice we can make.

>>306399
And the fact that she is a all powerful loli who Anon would DIE to be able to fuck her. We all know Anon is a Pedo.

>>306358
I think we should elope with China, train our asses off, and become Cho-Anonymous. Only then can we defeat the moon people.

>>306388
but...but we avoided the pad choise

GM-Flan is an exaggerated version of her canon self. She's shows pretty normal behaviour for an 495 yo imprisoned loli. You can talk to her normally without fear of being killed. She doesn't destroy her toys because she naps, but because it's an "accident", like in the one doujin where she fights Meiling to visit to Marisa...

>>306427

Cho-Marisa works because she's already powerful. Putting muscles on a normal human just makes him a bouncer, not an all powerful death machine.

>>306435
For first time. At next choice we asked Flandre why Sakuya pads. Soon she'll tell Sakuya that Mr. Dumbass asked why she pads, and then we're dead.

>>306447
Canon-Flan destroys fucking COMETS just because she can.

>>306447
Officially, Flandre is also insane though. Which is another reason why she's locked in the basement. She's fucking crazy and doesn't know how to control her special ability.

>>306427
I MUST DEFEAT THE MOON PEOPLE
NO ANONYMOUS, YOU ARE THE MOON PEOPLE
AND THEN ANONYMOUS WAS A LUNARIAN

>>306460

Actually, she was locked in the basement because Remi was afraid of her natural power. Being locked in there made her a crazy, childish hermit. Basically, it's all Remi's fault because she didn't spend time with her and let her out more.

>>306479
Actually,
>Because of her unstable personality and incredible destructive power, her sister has had her locked up in the basement for nearly 500 years.

>>306442
We're already getting +10 on Diplomacy checks, by training we can seduce the lake and become the deadliest in Gensokyo.

>>306491
Every child has an unstable personality.

>>306479
>>306491

I still don't get it. People (or youkai) don't just become crazy for no reason, short of a mental disorder. Something had to cause it. Like, I dunno, 495 years of isolation.

>>306516
[x] You're the scariest

>>306479
Wow, if this is canon then it sheds a whole different light on my perception of the Touhou universe. Actually it's kind of sad and depressing.

>>306516
It's not.

>>306460 and >>306491 are the official reasons why Flandre is locked in the basement.

>>306504
Flandre was unstable to begin with, so she got locked up. Which was a great short-term solution, except for the part where she's had no real mental or social development in 495 years, so she's just as unstable now as she was then, with possibly more power from age.

>>306528

Then explain how she got crazy in the first place. See:

>>306504

>>306491
>>306460
>she's locked in the basement

she doesn't mind that at all?

>>306540
I'd say.

Image your 5yo child (lol i know) with the power to destroy the world. Not knowing the consequences and having the mentality of a 5yo, that child would use that power (maybe even unintentionally) to kill/destroy if angered.

>>306546
Flandre is a good girl.
Good girls stay where they are told to.

>>306540

You can't because ZUN doesn't. We're all dancing around plot holes here. Just wait, it might be answered eventually (if ZUN ever uses Flandre in a game ever again ;_;).

>>306540
She was born with a severe mental disorder, perhaps thanks to her power? I A schizophrenic lived next door to my house for awhile (until he committed suicide), and that certainly wasn't thanks to being locked up in a basement.

I still hope that this time anon dies.

Then we will unlock the Sikieiki/Komachi route
, which is also the gateway to a Yuyuko/Youmu/Prismrivers route

delicious Prismriver orgy

>>306540
You'd be crazy too if you were able to see the 'eyes' of every single object in the world.

>>306577

y helo there, Shiki.

Anonymous
Level 1 Commoner
9 STR
9 CON
10 DEX
12 INT
8 WIS
14 CHA


Feats:
Proficiency (Knife)

((Class Skills(Special): Cooking, Diplomacy, Bluff, Use Rope, Knowledge(Local), Listen, Handle Animal))
Skills:

>>306577
glasses would fix that.

>>306590
>9 STR

THE STRONGEST

There isn't a specific reason of why Flandre is crazy, the same there isn't a specific reason of why Yuka is crazy

they are considered crazy because they can do horrible things and doesn't afraid of anything

>>306590

>12 INT
>8 WIS

So, we're somewhat smart, but have no common sense? Fuck.

>>306624
Except that Yuka isn't crazy. She is surprisingly sane. She's just a bad mofo and likes to prove it by fighting any and everyone in her way.

>>306590
>>306633
Doesn't it sum Anon up perfectly?

>>306590

>Upon level up, turn class to Chef

Fix'd

>>306633
Just look at our actions in YWUIG

"Girl?" Her face becomes utterly bland, and her hand goes out in less than a second to grab you by the neck of the dress. "You know, I'm 495 years old." She says, and lifts you up near effortlessly; it feels like she's choking you. "Sister gives me a birthday party every year. There's candy at it, you know." The vampire drops you right into your seat, and you gasp, feeling at your throat. You couldn't breathe for a second there. "You know, I think I might be getting ti-"
"Mistress Flandre... Your request." Came a slightly amused voice from the stairs, bringing down two small platters with what appears to be a single dish-
Fried eggs. Huh. Maybe it's a subtle reminder that she didn't forget.
"Oh? YAAAY!" Flandre seems to forget about you, jumping over to grab both plates. Sakuya is looking over at you amusedly with a raised eyebrow at your current attire.
[ ] "Hello!"
[ ] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."
[ ] "Hiya Sakuya!"
[ ] "Hey, Flandre, I get a plate too, right?"
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] Scream
[ ] Attempt to flee
[X] "Greetings, Miss Sakuya."

NEXT POST GOES HERE

>>306664

Yes. We Remained Silent there. In the next portion we said that, though, which is probably worse, since there Flandre specifically told us to say "Hello".

>>306664
[ ] "Hello!" was the correct answer... but we messed it up again:(

>>306682
Flandre didn't seem to care, she just made us eat Sakuya's eggs before answering Remilia's summons. If memory serves, we're going to see Patchy right now.

>>306710
GM returned?

>>306705 :(
This is why this shit sucks.

>>306730
No it's not.

>>306664
Refresh the page.

You guys need to get laid....

Also, why the fuck are you chatting about this wierd shit? This is japan/general, where are all the discussions about picking up girls in Shibuya etc? Come on people let's get our act together!

>>306769 You guys need to get laid....
OH WOW

>>306769

Your about 24 threads too late to be even thinking about trolling. Die in a fire.

>>306776
>>306780

Yet he's right.

>>306790

>GARdian

I refuse to rage over such obvious /a/ bullshit. And by "he's right", you mean "I'm right", don't you?

>>306769
This is why we can't have nice things

>>306765
>>306765

what ?

when did this happen ?

why was I not informed of this ?

>>306790
>>306769
Hi there slowpokes, if you don't like the threads simply avoid them. You can't do anything about it

>>306811
It happened yesterday, at around 10:00 EST

>>306811

After GM got back from eating soup, playing D&D with Nasu and tutoring a little girl, he did a few more.

>>306826

You're here too.

/arguement

>>306806

No, just get a grip, this kind of thing is pathetic. You could be out picking up, drinking with buddies etc... Yet you play a game of pretend here on /jp/. You probably even convince yourself there is a sense of 'community' to this place too...

don't feed the troll

he is on /jp/ too, so him saying we are pathetic for liking the GM treads is laughable

>>306826
>You could be out picking up, drinking with buddies etc
>where are all the discussions about picking up girls in Shibuya etc

obvious troll is obvious

>GARdian

No one in /jp/ uses GAR. That's /a/ bullshit, along with their shonen. Kindly GTFO.

>And this?
GM counted. "Great" was the winrar. PS: This will be a short thread before GM has to sleep.
Flandre frowned, pretending to be hurt. "Why, Mr. Dumbass, do you like her cooking more than -mine-?"
[ ] "No."
[ ] "Yes."
[ ] "Maybe."
[ ] "I didn't try it."
[ ] "Didn't Sakuya make that too?"
[ ] Remain silent, eat
[X] "No."

>When was this?
Sakuya nods. "Hello... Mr. Dumbass." There is a wry smile on her face as she replies, and it possible even she is attempting to poorly conceal a giggle at your new name.
Shit, you hope nobody tells China or Keine about this.
"Flandre, your sister would like to see you after you are done with... Mr Dumbass. Come alone. Without Mr. Dumbass." Sakuya states, attempting to repeat the insulting name as long as she can get away with it before turning to leave. Damn you, you cold bitch. But hey, that means you'll be free from the torment of the dress. It is very itchy.
You raise a bite of the egg to your mouth and hesitantly take a bite at Flandre's excited urging; no way to refuse. It needs more pepper.
"So, how is Sakuya's cooking?" Flandre inquires, leaning over and tilting her head up at you in an attempt to be adorable.
[ ] "It's fine."
[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"
[ ] "It's alright."
[ ] "Needs more pepper."
[ ] "Horrible."
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"
[ ] Remain silent, eat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Flee

>And this?
"Okay. That's good. Because if you didn't, I'd have to make you taste it again to test. Umm, you had some, right? Right." Flandre doesn't seem to realize you never had anything she offered to you, and when you finish the eggs, she dashes away, leaving you without another word to see her sister.
Some manners.
You're tired, and you want out of this dress.
[ ] Take off the dress
[ ] Sleep
[ ] See China
[ ] See Patchouli
[ ] Find Sakuya
[ ] Eavesdrop on Flandre and Remilia
[ ] Try to escape
[X] See Patchouli

DID WE HAD A SECOND THREAD YESTERDAY?

>>306870

You're kidding, right? If anon really said this...

>>306878
>>306870
We're lucky Flandre didn't understand the true meaning of this sentence

>>306878
Yeah. It's all in the archive. You might have to refresh the page to get your browser to update to the latest version.

>>306870
>>306872
>>306881

read >>306824 you... you...

>>306824
We also learned the D&D game was a badass tabletop version of Baldur's Gate and GM plays Edwin and Imoen.

>>306891
Oops. I missed an entry in my archive.

So, how is Sakuya's cooking?" Flandre inquires, leaning over and tilting her head up at you in an attempt to be adorable.
[ ] "It's fine."
[ ] "Great! Can I have more?"
[ ] "It's alright."
[ ] "Needs more pepper."
[ ] "Horrible."
[ ] "Did you know she wears padding?"
[ ] Remain silent, eat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Flee
[X] "Did you know she wears padding?"
GM counted. "Great" was the winrar. PS: This will be a short thread before GM has to sleep.

Wait... did GM change our answer so we didn't die?

>>306914
He made a reply where Anon aksed about pads, but we didn't die. Flandre doesn't care about pad.

>>306908
Also that Gensokyo Man is female.
HOW COULD ANON FORGET THIS REVELATION

>>306914
I missed an entry. And forgot to remove that sentence. Probably thanks to the fact that I was on the verge of passing out thanks to a severe lack of sleep.

>>306932
He/she denies it, though.

>>306927
On that note, if someone could link me to the archived thread on 4chanarchive so that I can add it, that'd be great.

>>306932
>>306936

No girls on the internet.

>>306936
He/she also identifies his/her self with "Totally Not Gensokyo Man".

>>306927
Two entries, actually. We remained silent when Sakuya showed up, and only sad "Greetings, Miss Sakuya" once Flandre introduced us and told us to say hello.

>>306927
Two entries, actually. We remained silent when Sakuya showed up, and only said "Greetings, Miss Sakuya" once Flandre introduced us and told us to say hello.

>>306955
Damn.

>>306932

Your forgetting the most shocking revelation of all.

>Alice Margatroid

>-Totally not Gensokyo Man

Someone turn this into a VN,NOW!

>>306978

Already being done. We need good artists, and a music director. Also, any help with writing/expanding the different routes is good.

http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/

>>306973
Rebuttal: GM already said s/he was no longer being that tripfag.

>>306978
In the works

>>306978
(Pic related)

>>306988

So... we hired KribyM or something?

>>306993

No, but... good idea. Someone go bug him.

>>306993

I think Walfas is a pretty cool guy. eh draws simplistic art and doesn't afraid of fanbase.

>>306988
(Cirno is not actually this gigantic. That was just for testing purposes)

>>306996
>bug him
>him

Some of us are still trying to believe ;_;

>>306988
>Attack

>>306993

>hired

So, where's the money for this payroll going to magically appear from?

On the wrong computer. Will post next thread in 15 minutes on main computer.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

>>306983
Also, it would be great if this could be more like actual visual novel, and not choose-your-own-adventure-book.

>>307034

Namekian minutes ?

That's weird. I remember "Did you know she wears padding?" winning and Flan getting annoyed about Anon not answering her question.

>>307036

But... I loved those ;_;

Anyways, there will be a canon route, and many different side routes. However, some can be achieved in more than one way.

>>307042
That's how it went, I still have the thread saved on my hd.

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, one if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, based around one major decision/effect. One if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, one for each of the two routes, based around one major decision/effect. One if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

>>307049

Actually, it's shaping up to have 2 canon endings, one for each of the two scenerios, based around one major decision/effect. One if anon remains human, and one if anon becomes a youkai through "some" means.

>>307070
Kinda like Far Side and Near Side routes from Tsukihime?

>>307075 canon endings
LOLWUT?
No.

>>307075
Kinda like Far Side and Near Side routes from Tsukihime? (God damnit, stop deleting your post.)

>>307078

Sorry, there's no way I could have put it. I'm assuming staying human is canon, since that's the way most of the VN has gone so far.

Internet sign: Chocolate Rain

>>307083

I kept deleting because I knew I would get a reaction like

>>307078

There's no other way I could have put it.

I have a feeling that the VN project will fail. Or remain unfinished till 2012.

>>307111

Fuck, another Duke Nukem Forever.

Uh... Make that one more hour.
FUCK YOU, HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC 2!
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

;_;

GM, you are such a cocktease

>>307133
Well... At least you're telling us that you'll be late.

>>307133

GET BACK TO WORK, WE'RE NOT NOT PAYING YOU TO PLAY VIDEYA.

inb4 Gm is so absorbed in his/her game he/she forget the time and makes this 1 hour 3

>>307133

7 minutes = 5 hours

1 hour = 42.8751 hours

>>307133

7 namekian minutes = 5 hours

1 namekian hour = 42.8751 hours

>>307144
... See, this is what happens when you cut my salary. And don't make rule 34 of Edwin. Now, if you'd like to tell me how to raep the sixth stage of the original HoMM2 campaign... Well then, I'll be faster.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

which class are you using ?

>>307226
Sixth one forces you to play Sorceress for Roland.
It's the one where there are sea barbarians, yellow knights and some necromancer guy are all trying to rape you at once.

>And don't make rule 34 of Edwin

Of that guy? Wait, so you are really a girl, Gensokyo Man?

I have trouble believing GM is actually GW, considering his/her nerdyness.

This mission consists of consecutive battles for all your heroes. There are no recruitment points here. The key is to *save* units. On higher difficulty levels it’s best to repeat a battle each time you think the losses are too great. Make use of all of your assets here.

At first each hero will have to defeat the nearby garrison’s defendants. You want to minimize your losses here. Everyone will meet in the center of the map, where Biara is hiding. It doesn’t matter which hero you use to attack the city, every one of them will have his turn here. When you win, you’ll be teleported to a one-way path to Demon Lord’s castle.


There’s a castle at the end of the road – spot the mana regeneration point nearby. The situation is the same as before, all of your heroes will fight in this one. Focus on destroying the magical barrier using the catapults or any other means necessary

The last series of battles is of course against the Demon Lord himself. Try to finish him off as soon as possible, as he has some powerful massive damage destructive spells. This time you don’t have to save your units, as it’s the last battle you’ll fight in the campaign. Isabel is free, hazza for you.

but doing so will take ages, so instead, post the next YWUIG tread and play another time

>>307193
Stop playing MM and play Fallout like I told you to.

>>307247
>>307255

GM is ZONE. He always disappears for long periods of time at random moments, and everyone immediately assumes he died and have the reason why. And when he is here with us, we all assume he is a girl, and he goes along with it somewhat because it helps his image.

>>307237
Shoot magic at them until they die.

>>307247
Actually, yes.
I thought it was kind of obvious considering my maudlin style, but.
And the accent is fucking badass.
>>307268
I think that's HoMM1.
I'm doing HoMM2, and this isn't near the end; The 10th stage is the final.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

Either that or he's gay.

>>307279

FUCK.

>>307284
Another best plot twist ever.

>>307284

Can we sex you up?

>>307284
rule34 on GM

>>307295
>>307296

Should have seen that coming.

>>307279

Ah fuck.

>>307295
>>307296
No, you'll have to settle for Keine caving.
Or China.

are those 2 our only remaining choices ?

>>307339
there is always another choice, anon

>>307339

Everyone still is. Many of them won't be swayed by flattery and diplomacy though, hence why we are learning magic from Patchy (who also falls in that category).

>>307339
No, those are just your primary activated paths.
- Totally Not Gensokyo Man

>>307284
My world just came crashing down.

>>307349
we need to sleep or that lake catches us off guard

according to the spellcard rules, we can't be killed by danmaku, please keep this in mind

once anon manages to shoot something that even closely resembles a pattern, he will go danmaku on everything he sees

>>307360

Our world shatters daily, it seems. First when we thought GM died. Then when we found out he used to be a tripfag. Then when we thought he died again, from chewing gum. Now when he's going along with the girl thing.

>>307365

People can still die with spellcard rules, especially weak anon such as us.

>>307284

I somehow belive this anon. I mean, I belive he`s totally not gensokyo man.

You will die a ronrey death

>>307365
but what falls in to the category of spell cards now. it seams like any attack being cast is called a spell card, even if it was used before the invention of them or an innate ability of the youkai.

>>307379

I mean, everyone can become a Gensokyo Man.

-Totally not Gensokyo Man

WAIT WAIT WAIT
BACK THIS SHIT UP
GM IS A CHICK THAT ROLE PLAYED AN ALICE TRIPFAG?

AND YOU FUCKERS ARE BITCHING?

Anonymous waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were lolis in SDM. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to self conscious were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anonymous was an eroge player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the visual novels and he said to dad "I want to be in a visual novel daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY LOLIS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Scarlet Devil Mansion he knew there were lolis.
"This is Gensokyo Man" the radio crackered. "You must prepare the meals!"
So Anonymous gotted his friyng pan and light the stove.
"HE GOING TO FOOD POISON US" said Remilia
"I will blade at him" said Sakuya and she fired the knife missiles. Anonymous scramble egged at her and tried to compliment her. But then the kitchen blew up and they were trapped and not able to eat.
"No! I must feed the lolis" he shouted
The radio said "No, Anonymous. You are the lolis"
And then Anonymous wore a silly hat.

>>307386

Only a matter of time before this happened. GM, get a trip, or even use Alice again.

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Oh lawl, Keine path is still active? That's awe-
But there's also China...
GYARRRRGHHH DECISIONS

so we didn't get an alice route because it would have been a GM route?

>>307398

GM once said they'll meet
Maybe we can have both?
And they both like Cirno too
We can mix our three primaries, right?

>>307408

Yes. And GM couldn't handle writing a first person perspective sex scene.

>>307391
>>307391

I second that idea

GM... it's been an hour... unless

>>307177

is right. Then we're fucked.

> first person perspective sex scene.
we need one. nao.

Anon get to it.

will there be a wriggle route ?

delicious reverse trap

>>307412
More likely we will be forced into a difficult situation where we are required to choose one girl, closing off the others as possibilities forever.

A harem end would be nice, though.

>>307412

Don`t try it. Women haet multiplayer.

Hey GM, can we still get to Sakuya route, or did we totally ruin our chances with her?

>>307471
We haven't been exacting tripping her flags as much as pissing on them.

>>307383
>And then Anonymous wore a Little Pink Dress.

Fixed for Accuracy

>>307471
Why would we want Sakuya? We need to learn magic from Patchy, get China to leave the mansion to join our party, storm Eintei for the Houri Elixir, possibly befriend either Reisen or Eirin, travel to the Moriya Shrine, learn whatever we can from Kanako about lakes, and then head back to the SDM for the final epic battle against that motherfucking lake.

Then we all head to Alice's place for tea and an orgy.

>>307588
YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

>>307391
Sigh. Alright.
Happy?
PS: Sakuya route is still recoverable, although it'd be very hard.

>>307588


fine, and now for the tread, please

Gensokyo Man got banned?

>>307588
More like momentarily satisfied.

Happiness comes in the form of new threads.

Also, could someone please link me to the full-thread-achives of the last 3 or 4 threads? I missed two items in my archive, and need to add the two (The response to "padding" and the one where we choose the "greetings miss sakuya" option)

>>307623


please be a troll

Activating Tripfaggotry

>>307588

How can we be sure that you ARE the REAL Gensokyo man?

lolilluminaticonspiracytheories

>>307647
Female hitler.

>>307638
its hitler

IN DISGUISE

>>307651
I'd hit it.

>>307647
>>307651
Godwin's law. Now shut the fuck up same fag

>>307568
Because Sakuya makes your PENIS hard.

>>307657
Actually, the first post wasn't me.

>>307628
ANYONE? Please? I really want to correct it.

>>307691

Dunno lol
Look around on doesntexist

So... uh...

where's the latest archive?

>>308930
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
latest thread 26

>>308954

hrmm... guess we're missing Thread 27, but thanks!
Mine stopped at 24.

>>308971
thread 27 still exists >>307664

>>308993

ah!

all is well.