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Only if it's drawn cute.

That's a no then. Us western folks are notoriously bad at doing cute.

Also, I highly doubt anybody here could come up with the sheer clusterfuck of mythological bullshit Zun did.

like cowboy hats and john wayne?

hell no too many girls, You need guys in westerns even the ones with female leads.

>>3058801
>Mythological
>Bullshit

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S3039530

Eye wanna be in the Cavalrye
Ef theye sende me off to warre
Eye wante a guud steyd undeyre me
Lyke mye fourefatheyres befoyre
Eye wante a guud mownte when thye byugall sounds
Ande Eye here the canons rour
Eye wanna be in the Cavalrye
Ef Eye muste go off to warre

Eye'd not a goud foot soldeer mayk, Eye'd be souer ande slow at marchye
And Eye'd be sik on a Navee shyppe and thye see would leyve me parchyd
But Eye'd be fyrst in line ef theye let me rydde, by Godde youde see my starche
Loupe backe oure the heaythe wyth thye lauroll reath undyrnyth that victree archye

Welle Eye wante ey Hourse in thye Voloontear Forse that's ryding fourth at dawn
Plees sayve four me soum galantree that wyll eycho when Eye'm gown
Eye begge of you, Saryj, let me leed the charyj when the Battel Lynes are draun
Let me at lyste live a goude whoof beet theyell remembyre lowd and long

Let me eyrne my spurs in the battels blyrr wheyre thye day is lost or one
Eye'll weald my lanse as thye ponees danse and thye blakgarts fyre theyre gowns
A sabyre keen ande a sadol carbyne ande an Armee Remyngtonne
Wheyre thye howt led screems wythe thye cold cold steal let me be a cavalryeman

Let em playe theyr floots and steyr up theyr boots ande plase theyme backe to frunt
Coss Eye wount be backe on thye ryderless blake ande Eye'm feenishyd in my huynt
Eye wanna be in the Cavalrye
Ef theye sende me off to warre
Eye wanna be in the Cavalrye
Bot Eye wount rydde homme no more

>>3058801
If you are looking at bullshit fantasy the bookstore's full of it.

>>3058611
It if were Western the characters would no longer be young nor cute. They all look like 30-year olds because butthurt feminists and faithheads don't want no underage sex appeal in their gaymes.

>>3058908
Not quite. I'm pretty sure no one will give a fuss if she was drawn older like this. I'm happy and they're happy.

Remember when Anonymous did Oregon Trail with SDM members and China died of dysentery and Sakuya's pads didn't stop her from drowning?

Good times.

Would you play Touhou if it focused on Norse mythology instead of Japanese?

>>3059056
Maybe...Loki would be as annoying as Tewi is.
At least with all the frost giants, Cirno would have enough people backing up her claim of 'strongest'