/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Be wary. Be very, very wary.

>>30557208
Sword lim will keep me safe from her but I still need to pay her somwhow.

>>30557361
Get some tail

>>30557472
Sword lim is scaring me now.

>>30557623
Alma is not a sword user. She's a karate champ.

>>30557208
>come across ushi web
>it's just a net made with her ultra-thick webbing

>>30557361
Pay her by sex
or fighting in the arena
Not entirly sure what pleases the swordlim

>>30557768
I'll try both at the same time

>MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION

>>30557208
>didn't even get to 500 posts

>>30558068
Do we report to inspection buildings or do you send officers to our homes?

>>30558200
This time next week these threads won't even get made anymore....

>>30558068
Wait a minute, penis inspection isn't a thing. You're not a doctor at all!

>>30558068
Only if she inspects my penis with her mouth

Remember, the best part of having a wrath demon summoned to 'end' you is that the more times you defeat them, the bigger and stronger they come back.

>>30559246
I do like that's how automatons prefer to register their user.

>>30559067
More dangerous than she looks.

>>30559286
I'd rather have a riddle-contest with the sloth demon bear

>>30559476
But you can just walk around them....although they DO make excellent cuddlers.

Strong cow.

>>30558068
What if it's not good enough?
I have a fragile sense of self-worth.

>>30561159
It’s more about going through the process and checking that it’s still there period. Don’t want any Alps trying to find their way into male-only spaces.

>>30561720
Cocogoat

>>30558068
>"ol'roight come on now, I'll inspect you noice and thoroughly mate"

>>30561776
Mommy of the loli-Jiangshi

Stretchy meat always looks so tasty and wendi-chan wouldn't mind if I took a bit for myself, right?

Please treat your new maid properly.

>>30561958
Get your own, just don't touch hers.

>>30561958

>>30561958
>I bought you meat but she tagged along

>>30561847
But her hands are so big and fluffy she can't even see it when she grabs it.

Discussion time. What do you think if tails
>Multi-tails are better than single tails for femdom, since they work like tentacles
>Single tails are prime for maledom because they are easier to harass and bully
>Mofu addicts can be defeated by either, unless they go apeshit horny
>Thick, non-mofu tails can go either way, but snake tails are obviously more suited for femdom
>As good as catgirls are, they have the weakest tails out there
>Tail feathers do not count as tails (Kikimoras have dog tails)

How good is your wife at giving love tackles?

>>30561856
I hear if you find her a cocogoat she gives you special medicine

>>30562065
>reach out to shake her hand
>she does the same but with her big hand

>>30562238
Dragon tails be thicc

>>30561238
>"You still got a dick? Good. NEXT!"
>"Your dick is almost 50% smaller than last time... Looks like we're gonna have to do some "testing" then."
Imagine the stress if she just looks at it, goes quiet for a moment before saying she needs to check something up and calls down the principle.
Either something really bad is happening or really good.

>>30562248
A melee assault from the front isn't her style. She'll either surprise me from behind or quickly subdue me at range, before lording over me for a bit if she's feeling especially frisky.

>>30562375
>principle
angryhakutakuknocking.jpg

>>30562447
I'm just gonna blame my dyslexia on that one.

>>30562238
Told a kiki her tail feathers didn't count and it may have upset her a bit.

>>30562589
Like I said, they're closer to a dog's tail than actual bird tail-feathers. It's fluffy like down.

How do you allow monsters to change stories without changing the fundamental aspects
>Telling the succubus translator that even if she keeps Dido alive Aeneas traveling to Latium is integral to the story

>>30562932
Why would they? Totalitarian Lim was and always will be a shit meme.
Monsters have different values and mindsets from humans. Going by the Succubus Notebook, there are probably several succs that are scholars of human culture, and don't need everything to be a sterile hugbox.

>>30562932
>"No, Perseus does not defeat Medusa by dropping his pants and having sex with her."
>"You can't end The Odyssey by having all the men get married to Charybdis, Scylla, and the nearby fish monsters."
Sounds like a pain.

>>30563254
That is true, it's just endearing how innocent they are is all. I imagine they would have "sanitized" casual versions of stories like how Disney doesn't include the gory parts of fairy tales and genuine versions for mature people

This image makes me feel nostalgic for some reason

>>30563460
Hello I'm the Nostalgia Bot I remember it so you don't have to

Do harpies show off their plumage to guys they like as a sort of confession?

>>30563577
What a Royal Invitation! I'm going to attack it

>>30562238
>Manticore tails are some of the best for femdom

>>30563500
Delet this

>>30562490
Here's an easy mnemonic: the school's demon principal is your princi-"pal"
Trust her.

>>30563834
She must be the principal of a magical school with those knickknacks in the back. Imagine walking into her office while she isn't there and signing a contract she wrote years ago but gave up when she never found a husband to sign

flat wolf>cow wolf

I there any good story about holstaur monsterization?

>>30564049
>Anon signs the contract
>Anon feels heavy breathing on his neck
>Anon didn't leave her house for a few weeks.

>>30564192
Easy to say until said wolf comes a-knocking.

>>30564192
Cow wolf>flat wolf

How do humans in monster-friendly states deal with the initial enormous wave of monstergirl births? One year school's normal, next year it's suddenly 50% mamono.

>>30564223
Only question is if anon and the principal spill the beans or keep it a secret until graduation. They can't have anybody thinking the principal is playing favourites and ruin the school's prestigious reputation after all. Although either way I'm sure the staff and most of the student body would find out long before then anyways

>>30564668
It would be one of those open secrets.

>>30564588
she'd be much sexier with half the amount of tits

>>30564654
Given the low fertility rates it probably wouldn't be that extreme.
And some species like Large Mouse probably don't even bother with formal education.

>>30564798
Sorry what couldn't hear you over these bazongas.

>>30561847
Sheesh, I take a break for a few weeks from this thread and I return to find a lot of nice new art.

>>30565122
>emunity
Where do people find this junk?

>>30564850
Nice too see you too Momiji. Come here ya big lug.

>>30557249
Shotacon roper makes me like ropers a little more (yes, I know she might not be a MGE roper but she's close enough).

>>30565122
That's some broken English.

Perky.

I find it interesting that the fundamental undead transformation of Mist continent humans is so superior to the basic zombie of other regions, sporting a ton of special abilities, high intellect, etc. But in turn I wonder if this means there is no "advanced" form the jianshi can become like how zombies can become wights.

>>30565530
holy fuck the moon is falling out of the sky

>>30565608
Link why did you fuck the snek instead of saving us?

>>30565608
it's about time

>>30565608
>night of the final day
>60 hours a day
>moon getting closet
>priority however is to nail snek wife.

>>30565608
>>30565719
>>30565746
>the moon is in fact a spaceship filled with space rabbits coming to MGC to seek treatment
>the space rabbits visit the office of one Dr Glenn Litbeit and return to orbit

>Loli cuckhorse
>Refers to the other members of the harem as oneechan.
>Likes to lay in your lap as you brush her fur.

https://imgbox.com/g/ozLFna9CGO
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 94. This concludes the weekly report.
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>>30565719
>Rewinds time but just ends up fucking the same girl every three days instead of saving the world
Good going there!

>>30565865
>space rabbits

>>30565889
I got this commission done of the vanilla MGE lamia if you wanna add that to the gallery
https://twitter.com/RedLenai/status/1336991392074244098

>>30565889
What could be the context here?

>>30565865
I too watch Local 58

>>30566243
Smacking Wurms is not healthy

>>30566385
>>30566385
>Local 58
i thought it was a 2hu reference

>>30566488
You won't hurt the Wurm.

>>30566652
But your hand

>>30566661
Your own fault if you smack that hard.

>>30565889
Finally, more high quality apophis paizuri.

>>30566203
Nice. Added.

>>30565865
Next you'll be saying there are Rat Women who want to blow up the moon.

>>30566842
There are no such thing as Rat Women, yes-yes?

Can aliens be monstergirls?

>>30566903
While I fucking love Ryoko I don't think she qualifies.

>>30558200
Welcome to normie central

Don't be greedy - donate to your local manticore today! Just go to any cave nearby your city butt naked and wear a sign that says "manticore food"
It'll work trust me

>>30566953
Who?

>>30567088
Tenchi Muyo.

What are you getting your waifu for Christmas, Anon? It's not the same thing you got her last year, right?

>>30566903
Technically I'd say yes, but often the genres have such different priorities/focuses that they're kept separate.

Monster girls for instance tend to focus on combining a human form with something mythological or animal-based, whereas alien girls tend to often just be "human + something weird added on". The end result is a fantastical humanoid regardless, but the feeling you get from them can be quite different.

>>30567032
I prefer to being snek food.

>>30567275

>>30567344
Just like this.

>>30567265
Further, monster girls tend to be part of "Earth" (or whatever stand-in world) and thus human history, a native part of the world and closely linked with humans even when the monster girls are very supernatural. Alien girls tend to be much less linked, coming from distance galaxies and such.

>>30567344
>>30567381
>"I just want to take him home and suck on him all night long!"

>>30567434
There's nothing like being thrown into the snake pit and the Apophis taking you for herself.

>>30567032
Manticore doesn't want to be fed.
Manticore wants to hunt.
Better start running.

What about a giggly, airheaded Manticore who constantly jabs you with her spikes purely due to inattentiveness instead of the more typical sadism?
She alternates between giggling, moaning, and apologizing when you fuck the hell out of her in a venom induced stupor.

>>30567734
Only if it's an act.
And she takes the initiative to drain her venom out herself.
For my own sake, she says, and as a way of apologizing.
And no, I don't get to refuse.

>>30567032
>>30567713
>see a Manticore Cross donation tent set up
>worker asks if you'd like to donate
>you decline
>she simply smiles and says "that's great!" as though you agreed
>it takes you a precious couple of seconds for you to understand her meaning before you start sprinting away

>What would you do if you found out your waifu squeezed in toothpaste from the middle? Or worse, by twisting the tube?

>>30566903
Depends on the shape of the coochie.
If its still just a normal slit its just a monster girl with extra lore.
If its a fucking triangle or some shit its xeno.

>>30568315
Divorce her. Thats like coming home and finding a massive lump in the toilet. An absolute betrayal.

>>30567713
I got my safari outfit and silver elephant gun! Bring it on!

>>30568592
>Go hunting for feral manticores
>Hog tie her before she can sting you.
>Once she is at your mercy you lick her paw pads
>She screams for help as she is degraded like a two dollar whore.
>It doesn't come
>but you do.

Is they’re a place on 4chan I can go if I want to get a oc mg done?

>>30564668
The moaning and disheveled Anon frequently leaving her office would give it away.

>>30563577
With plumage like that, I'd be a slut for that Harpy.

>>30568973
Either go to one of the drawthreads and hope they do your request or just commission an artist.

Dryad spit tastes like apple cider.

>>30568973
What's the OC?

Which monster girl would accept a 29 year old virgin?

>>30569544
Your favorite.

>>30563577
>harpy with hands
No.

>>30569544
All of them. Unicorns would fucking love you, though.

>>30569675
Pure, chaste and noble unicorns.

With absolutely massive breasts.

>>30569733
>With absolutely massive breasts.
Centaurs need them. More than cows, even.

>>30569544
32 lol.

>>30569406
I had a request In the drawthread done for a raiju nero a while back but the nero lacked the mg parts and just had the costume so I tried getting edit but the ears just don’t look right so I’m trying to get it redone

>>30569544
Any and all, for a tasty meal like yourself.

>>30569821
This fox needs some sort of help

>>30569544
They either won't know or won't care why you're a virgin, they just see a pure boy ripe for taking.

Loli monstergirls exist to get tied up and fucked hard by their daddies.

>>30569733
what if you are into naizuri?

>>30570115
Sabbath has the answer.

>>30570312
Left is perfection. Look at the size of those tiddy.

>>30570312
Sabbath must be stopped.

>>30570312
You ruined her.

>>30570312
total annihilation of the sabbath is the only answer

>>30570312
This level of bullying...
This excites me greatly...

>>30570312
I approve. The Sabbath must be supported in this noble cause.

>>30570742
>supported
No. The bullying must continue, and be inflicted upon both sides.

>>30570400
>>30570424
Don't worry too much, it's reversible.

It's also probably worth mentioning that the Sabbath is noted to offer "trial lolifications" for individuals who are curious.
Extremist Sabbath notwithstanding, they're interested in making willing converts, so they put a lot of effort into "advertisement," so to speak.

https://exhentai.org/g/1797046/f3eb77b869/

>>30570812
Oh I'm aware, I just dislike turning bombshells into lolis on principle. It's like defacing a work of art.

So a werewolf infected my wife what’s how do I domesticate her so she doesn’t bite me when I sleep with her

>>30570312
The one on the right is actually attractive.

>>30570866
I love Kousuke

>Playing the Little Nightmares 2 demo and imagining a demon wrapping her tail around my wrist/ankle
Playing scary games in winter with mamano would be so comfy

>>30570927
She was originally human so she should be relatively tame already. She just may have a compulsion to monsterize female family members with her bite.

>>30570866
>MGE Succubus: "Imagine, having to deal with cooldown periods?"

Hey... hehehe...
Did you know that you sleep talk sometime? You do...

>>30567846
It's not an act, she's a genuine bimbo who feels bad about accidentally jabbing you all the time, but also loves when it happens because she gets fucked through the floor.

>>30571521
If you've been spying on me that long, you should know that I'm not into your type. Good luck finding someone, though. I'm sure it won't be hard. If you see any cute pettanko succubi or ratas out there, direct them to me if you can.

>>30571445
Succs doing Succ things.

>>30570099
And brothers

>>30571568
Sounds like someone needs a hug

>>30571611
it's gonna take like a million mommy kisses to make it better.

>>30571611
I imagine Bogeys smell like that one blanket smell you always liked.

>>30571568
Is a loli Bogey fine?

>>30571844
How many times I gotta say it I don't like any kind of centaur

>>30571611
>oppai
>mommyshit
I'll pass.

>>30571838
Nah, not a big fan of Bogeys in general. Better, sure, but still not a fan.

Assuming Baphomets can use Familiars as catalysts like Witches do, how powerful would you have to be to be able to withstand her charm magic at full power like that?

>>30571976
Either fundamentally not attracted to lolis/pettanko/etc. (at which case mamono mana wouldn't alter your tastes), or "chosen legendary hero"-tier.

>>30571976
A heart that truly loves giant tiddy.

>the face of a mamono who knows she'll win the minute she decides to use her claws, but wants to entertain herself with swordplay.

yak

>>30570866
>reverse bukkake
Fuck I'd love to be covered in succ juice.

>>30572459
Nutritious YAK

>>30572478
dammit now im reminded of an irl video of that.

>>30572342
>the face of a mamono who knows she'll win the minute she decides to say "fuck me, sweetie <3", but wants to entertain herself with swordplay.
fixed

>>30572686
L-link?

>>30572342
Can’t you defeat a wight just by going behind her back, hooking your arms under her shoulders and behind her head? No claws no problem

Do empress penguins actually have any royal ties?

>>30572934
>He thinks they're limited to hand wight energy
https://files.catbox.moe/fnp4xa.png

>>30573010
Yea yea just use a ball gag. Powerful and elegant monsters my ass

>>30573129
Who let the wight's husband post unsupervised?

finally the lizzy animation is complete so i can nut to tailjobs and her butt

>>30571976
More like how gay would you have to be?

Which is more dangerous for a single male?
>Saying "I'm warm and alive" in undead kingdom
>Saying "I'm cold and lonely" in snowy region

>>30557539
Disgustingly disrespectful to a great slayer of our age.

>When you get gifted control of a county in monster territory for good deeds and suddenly every thirsty monster girl noble has her eyes on you.

>>30573738
HDoom is canon

>With that order, the high orc and her underlings began a panicked race, trying to find the reason for those screams. In her way she found other orcs whom like her, were disturbed by the screaming, but without knowing the cause of them. They quickly followed her, putting aside her raiding.

>Her worse fears became reality when she found the corpse of Irla. The poor had her brain scattered in the ground. She only recognized her by the smell; otherwise, it would be impossible to do due to the brutal state of her body.
Hell yeah. We need more content like this.

Secret dom or secret sub?

>>30574047
Who are we talking about?

>>30573653
The second one. Undead girls like a warm body, snow girls NEED to warm and cheer up cold and depressed men.

>>30573653
Option 3:
>Saying "I'm pure and sane" in Wonderland

>>30574093
The girl, but you can say if you want to be one of these options yourself too.

>>30574246
Secret sub mindflayer with open sub husband would be interesting, with the guy becoming more and more dominant after every flaying session.

how big is too big?

>>30574811
Well obviously that isn't too big.
Poor girl can't even fit her breasts in it.

Hey everyone, fiancee having a sale on commissions for anyone interested. She's done some stuff for the thread before like pic related. Email is cotac94622@hebgsw.com just send an email with your discord.

>>30572819
you don't want to watch it

>>30574811
It's too big when they
>Aren't able to grab things in front of them
>Have their center of gravity thrown off by it
>End up covering other appealing points of their body with how big they are

bully the ____

>>30575857
Manticore!

>>30575857
grape snake. She'll never be queen

>>30573653
Saying "I'm cold and lonely" in snow Bogey territory

>>30575183
Isn't art advertising limited to /ic/?

>>30575934
She can be my queen.

>>30575977
Is it? I've said a short post in this very thread every time she's wanted to do art for you guys. My bad, I can delete it.

Monsters hunt in packs.

>>30575183
crap, I really need to keep my ideas written down somewhere.

>>30576144
I dono, I haven't read the rules in fucking ages.
I don't mind, it was just something I came to think of. And if the jannies don't bother to do anything against it, I don't see a point in caring about it either.
Also, she got a price range or something like that?

>>30576314
Yeah depending on what you want she'll go as low as 35, her usual is 75-100. Additional art to show her sketches in pic related.

>>30576218
Damn, wrestling tigers, this guy is badass.

>>30571521
I bet you also like the sound of my snoring too you weirdo.

>>30576881
What are these sexy kids doing around this part of town?

>>30575934
Magus's story has made me feel sorry for apophises. She's just lonely, give her a hug.

>>30576927
They're on the prowl

>>30577313
FAT

>>30577313
Lady Skadi!

>you get a new kiki
>what are the first things you order her to do.

>>30577904
Make me proper meals everyday.

>>30577904
couch co-op vidya with me

>>30577313
Why does her tail look more like her horns than the rest of her body?

>>30577904
make life worth living

It's not a sin if you do it with a nun. At least that's what Sister Succ told me…

>>30578343
it's a sin for the nun

>>30578343
Only a sin if you pullout.

>>30578053
what if she don't want to?

Fun fact, it turns out people were more likely to date an individual wearing an “ugly” Christmas sweater during the holidays than someone who isn’t. Could be a fun commission.

How come I always have to sit and drink tea with mom’s friend, she doesn’t even bother talking to her most of the time and constantly asks me questions like if I have a girlfriend yet, what’s my dream girl, or if I’m going to ask a girl out to prom. I should ask her out one day just to get her all flustered

>>30578580
How do you punish a kiki?

>>30578100
Not sure what you mean. They're both golden in color, perhaps covered in the same sort of scales.

>>30578756
Doing chores yourself

>>30577904
Tell me some of her housekeeping secrets

>>30577904
I'd order her to sit on my face the rest of the day , after I have her consume a large amount of beans,broccoli and soda.

>>30578343

>>30578756
confiscate broom

>>30578756
paid
time
off

>>30572120
MIGHTY CARGO-CARRIERS

>>30578343
>"Everyone has red eyes where I come from."

>>30579613
Having to hold your oni wife back because she keeps thinking a stranger bumping into her is a sign they wish to duel to the death and she keeps bringing her katana unsheathing it from more outrageous places each time

>>30579884
Lies and slander.

still waiting for a sexy kitsune to come drain me for all I'm worth

>>30580188
Are those... crystal tails? Haven't seen that in a fox girl before.

Can I summon a succubus for a romantic date without getting raped?

>>30580594
Sure you can. Just consent to it.

>>30580188
>KD/A
You dont deserve a kitsune.

>>30580188
Me too.

what does your mg daughter gift you for christmas?

>>30581262

>>30580773
Never said I did just want to be succ'd dry

I need a winegoat

>>30581387
I need a winegoat and a maid.

I asked for the elf queen’s hand in marriage as a joke reward and she actually said yes, she must be a prankster to. But we’ve been married for a couple years now and even have kids, can any elf experts give me a time frame on when she might say “sike”?

>>30581387
I need a cute monstergirl loli with a flat chest and sexy wide hips

>>30581262
Herself naked and tied up with ribbons.

>>30581650
Everyone else had been too intimidated to ask

How long must a flatcubus suffer before things go her way?

>>30582008
Flatcubus’ life is that of the plank, that she is ever much like, to be walked all over

>>30582312
Such is life

>>30582312
I need some familiars to walk over me.

>>30582445
Better luck next time.

>>30582689
>have to do literature review
>barely gotten started

>>30582689
>have to draw
>barely gotten started

>>30583020
WTF, thought I quoted >>30582857

Is this what Loli lovers and or Sabbath fans arguing looks like?

https://youtu.be/1AEf362MLf8

>>30583020
what would she think of dali?

Tentacles

>>30570312
A sabbath kiki can not clean the top shelves.

>>30583312
Gonna walk into a tentacle forest and wander around till I find a tentacle girl then bully her cause she’s never wrapped up a man in her life

>>30557208
BIG spiders

>>30584419
VERY important.

>>30583993
I went a long time without knowing that scp was something that came out of /x/
same thing with bunbunmaru
I should start doing "web surfing" again.

>>30577904

>>30584903
A kiki wouldn't stand for this.

I wanna torture a kiki by making her watch horrible youtube cooking videos.

>>30584903
that is the worst fucking typeface I've ever seen

>>30584662

I want to buy one of these

>>30575976
>snow Bogey
[angry Yeti noises]

>>30585425
Kikis are so wholesome and sweet and Good
Truly a masterpiece of mental conception
What a Blessing, to have a Kiki in one's life

>>30586158
Calm down shoggy you can stop wingwomaning for your kiki

>>30586272
No shoggy here
just a lonely Mastah wanna-be
totally unrelated question, how do you mass-download imgbox albums?

>>30585425
Eggs and Salmon?

>>30586331
oh hey ripMe is still around and supports imgbox, cool
all the kiki pics shall NOW BE MINE

>>30584903
>cdn

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for comfier snuggling as the weather cools down.
Girls with fire or natural heat are especially good at it.

I love how smug KC makes a lot of his girls.

>>30582689
>have a PhD rough draft due in 3 months
>barely gotten started

>>30570866
There is also this: https://exhentai.org/g/1797304/3f3f8abc8b/

>>30587905
Got any aged mofu for sale? Older the better.

>>30588332
Ew what the fuck who would eat that? That's like drinking pool water it's fucking disgusting

>>30587764
A lot of them have this radiant confidence about them

>>30588419
haha, yeah... I totally wouldn't make a tub of jello from the bathwater of a mershark...

>>30587905
I want her softest mofu.

>>30588994

>>30577904
be my friend :)

>>30589156
Twice as bright, half as long.
I'm ready.

>>30585425
better yet, force her to watch you browse through a ja/ck/ thread

>>30588994
You cannot handle her soffest mofu, traveler.

Anti-Demon Army Human Man Protection Faction when? I want holy succubi to protect me from demons that want to give me evil blowjobs!

>>30590303
I'm counting on it.

Winter is not so bad

>>30591352
It's the best time of year

>>30590354
I want HUMANS to protect HUMANS. If we have to rely on other races for protection then we've failed as a species and should neck ourselves

>>30591508
This. Guard dogs were a mistake.

>>30591392

>>30591718
Exactly. Just buy a big iron

>>30592552
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

>>30592552
what if the big iron in this case is an automaton, and I'm the one being bought?

>>30591718
I'll guard the dogs.

>>30592876
Oi Miss Wilson! How'd you like my nekkid trampoline?

>>30592644
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say

It's time for education st the church with Dark Priest-sama!
>When God put Adam and Eve on Earth, God told them not to eat the apple. Then a snake came in and told Adam to eat it. Now here's where the truth begins, now listen up! Eve was the one who ate the apple. Adam was too busy getting raped by the snake to fulfill the will of our true lord and savior, Lilith. This upsetted Eve, so she forced Adam to eat the apple and the Order was born! The rape was so iconic that we have glass stained pictures of Adam getting violated by the same lamia as told in the true story of how humanity and the evil Order came to be!

>>30593892
>order
>evil
I'm going to need an unbiased source, not a foolish priest of a fallen god.

>>30593892
How are fallen god confessionals done?

Uncorrupted Valkyrie and Demon wives.

>>30594615
Uncorrupted non-monster wives.

>>30594821
Corrupted hero wives

To Infinity... and BEYOND!
How do you feel about the Buzz Lightyear movie?

Is there a single monster girl that isn't warm blooded?

>>30595797
Undeads?
Lizard type girls are also cold blooded if you want them to be.

>>30595417
No, that's cringe. Corrupted heros are for genocide.

>>30595444
Like the horse is decomposing at this point.

>>30596057
But anon it's different this time I swear

>>30595797
Pretty much every single ice elemental.

>>30596075
Now i understand why walt hated nukis.

>>30595444
I just like how that spacesuit is custom made for her big meaty paws.

>>30596229
All space-suits are custom made for one specific person.

>>30595848
>>30596083

What about those that live in the water? And shogs, do they even have blood?

>>30596285
>do they even have blood
Do they have an iron-based liquid that transports oxygen to fuel their muscle cells? No. But they have fluid dynamics and pumping organs that fulfill analogous functions.

>>30568731
Imagine bringing a feral Manticore into a city

>>30596536
She's shot dead.

A monolith showed up in my country as well. I don't have time to go into details but take this for now

>>30597014
It was a youtuber, anon. You'll be fine

>>30597126
>they discovered organic molecules on Venus
>liquid water on Mars
>monoliths
Yeah, sorry mate. Portals soon. Get shoggy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8

The greatest battle one can achive is the one for love

How do I tell the difference between a vampire and a dhampir?

>>30597402
Ask them how they feel about Blade

>>30597402
take them both outside, the vamp will be irritated

>>30597402
That's easy, the vampires is a perfect majestic creature meanwhile the dhampir is an ugly downgrade in all ways

>>30593310
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, for the stranger there among them had a big iron in his pants

>>30596629
But she's with me and promised to be on her best behavior! She wasn't even doing anything, either...

>>30597818
Big iron in his paa-aants~

Something might by wrong with my soldier...

>>30597896
She was tainting our pristine streets with her filthy energy. You will be detained for questioning as to why you would bring one of them into our lands.

Stupid meek rubber slut

>>30597896
You are replying to a troll.

>>30598565
Meh

THE GENIE OF MAD GAINS

I really need a red fox to keep me warm because the inducer motor in my furnace cracked and leaks carbon monoxide so it got turned off

>>30597402
One has a theme song, the other has a boss music.

>>30598963
Post boss music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

>>30598803
But if you ask the Genie for gains, are they really your gains?

>get apophis wife
>help move her stuff to your place
>pick up this old lamp she got somewhere
>you now have a genie wife too