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Hololive Global
Mori love.
What did the japs mean by this?
Kwappers?
I fucking LOVE this chicken (pretend I posted a Kiara picture)
Amelia Watson is not a real doctor
>>30570568"Based."
I love Ina!
I love Ame
NO KIARA WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!?
>>30570574I didn't realize eggs come from there
Santamelia knows you've been a good boy. Maybe you'll get what you wished for this year
How do i get a cute weeb rapper gf?
>>30570585>I gently open the stream
>>30570561Tell me about the turtle woman. Why does she wear the shell?
Ame...
Here are the newshttps://voca.ro/1hQP7z6ZZPE9
where is our divegrass team?
>>30570561I can't believe Gura ate Koopa...
>koopa gooruhshe knows
Ina still has not mentioned her milestone on Twitter. Do we really think she's waiting for Kiara to catch up so they can do a group thing? I hope so, that would be cute af
Anya is LoveGil is Life
I have too much free time on my hands
>>30570561stay in your fucking threads>>30570108>>30570414>>30570550
Which holoen would do sloppy ear kissing and licking asmr
The 2hus are angry again.
Listening to Reine's Archived Karaoke while waiting for Amelia's detective bones to find criminals in L.A. Noire on stream friends, where we at?
>>30570558No shit SherlockBased
>>30570602Damn the production values are through the roof. Nice work R.RATMAN
>>30570576WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. WATSON TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. SHE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
>>30570602Based
>>30570589if she can't get a working 3080 for herself how could she possibly get one for me?
jerk it now
>>30570602>bath pizzaKek
>>30570609I don't think she'll do anything significant.
>>30570572Is that the Ollie thread?
>>30570568I want to shout my love of cow tits from the rooftops.
>>30570602absolutely delightful
>>30570615Unironically Mori. That binaural mic is in transit.
>>30570601FUCKING BASED. i guess we know why the collab ended so abruptly.
>>30570602Based.Good job, R. Ratman-san.
>>30570561Seeing how Gura gets tilted is hilarious.
>>30570602I love the Ina parts!
>CSP has a new timelaspe update>Priestess can now be free from WIP hell and do live commentaries on her art process.
>>30570604I Think We Can All Agree Mori Blew the Match for GK
>>30570574I got you.
>>30570602I laugh every time at the ina bits
>>30570618Sha ha ha ark
>>30570601Is there a comma missing there?
>>30570602>Mori Cleopatra>and her segmentBloody jej. Based Onion poster
>>30570568MORI LOVE!!!
>>30570602>Gordon is a chumbuddyBASED
>>30570602Truly the reporter we need, but don't deserve.
Seriously now, we MUST make ame do a BR49 watchalong.
>>30570611Based
>>30570602
>>30570637how is that sweater supposed to keep her warm it has a giant hole in it
>>30570618>Hololive Global makes up close to 90 percent of /jp/ traffic>Remnants of the old civilization try to start shitHave we become the Europeans of colonial America?
>>30570602YESSSSS I've been waiting for this!
>>30570618>white kids stealing Japanese memes bitching about people stealing their "culture"
baby shark
>>30570609Might still just be asleep desu.
>>30570601It's real
>>30570602How are these so good every single time?
>>30570568God I love herhttps://streamable.com/8q1atm
>>30570602BASED
>>30570602THANK YOU FOR THE NEWS, R. RATMAN
>>30570636Maybe there is something else she could give you...
>>30570602What a gal
>>30570602Basado good job R. Ratman
>>30570568Mori love!
>>30570615Mori's gonna shove her tongue in my ear and I will cum instantly.
>>30570618Please stop appropriating touhou culture...
>>30570602based r.ratman
>>30570684it wont live up to your hype
INA LOVE!https://files.catbox.moe/gylu1o.mp3
>>30570602This is the second edition, right?
>>30570602INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30570602I will always love the Ina bits. What a great gal.Thanks for the news R.RATMAN!
>>30570602Nice.
>>30570707a 6800?
>>30570602heh>global news-amel(...).pnghololive global news-amelia watson has broken at[...] Thanks, rratman. Your delightful as always. I hope someday someone makes a compilation of them all. I can't possible have caught them all.
>>30570602>Woo-wee! KFP:>We keep killin' 'em!>You keep eatin' 'em!Fantastic.
>>30570602Thank you for your hard work as always sir
>Gura=Loli>Kiara=Retard>Watson=Gamer girlWhat fetish does Mori even fulfill? They should've at least given her a yandere personality to pander to one more fetish.
>>30570670One of the best OCs in this place. Thanks, R. Ratman
>>30570602I can't help but listen for the Ina bits
The sound at the end is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp0qpNxT6Us&feature=youtu.be
>>30570684Can you super Goslings handle her possibly not liking it and giving it a """"bad""" score?
>>30570684She'll laugh at Gosling the whole time
>Ame liked the nude cunny bathwater pizza Guralewd...
>>30570720Lets be real. Even if Ame just yawned or farted in that stream it will flood the gates with Goslings. The hype they have so much that it can't even go down anymore.
>>30570618KEK
>>30570602Beautiful
>>30570691Unironically yes. /hlg/ is the UK, we are the US.
>>30570738B O O B A
>>305707243rd I think, 4th in total when counting 1.5
>>30570739tomboyish cringe is in high demand
>>30570602starting to think Ratman might be a Takodachi
>>30570684I get why people you'd want her to watch it, but I really don't think it's a good watch along movie. It's a very long movie which sends a hefty chunk of it on a red herring. It isn't really a good movie for anyone not into that aesthetic.
>>30570739Are you serious? Mori's probably the one with the most fetish bait out of all of them.
>>30570657Finally, in one neat place we'll get to see all 350 files of the same drawing at different phases and variations with an eye or strand of hair moved by literally a single pixel then moved back the next
>>30570602>The Mori part kekThank you!>>30570724oof....you missed a good one man
>>30570707She can't give me true happiness. Only substitutes. >>30570738That can is HUUUUUEEEEEG
>>30570602High quality reporting as always, thanks R. Ratman
>>30570601I don't get it. Is it saying that Gura loves Kiara or hates her?
>overweight, smoking a pack a day, fapping every day, prolly die in 10 years from now on>bought RFA 1 year ago, used it once, couldn’t motivate me myself enough>watch Gura RFA>suddenly felt an urge to stop fapping, smoking, drinking and do something for once.>since then been doing my reps, tiring as fuck, shit stamina, but 10 minutes a day makes me feel overall better>actually, wasting energy so no need to fap to sleep anymore>neither in mood to smoke anymore, not feeling lonely (even though I still am) so a pack has lasted me a whole week. Might stop buying soon>did fap once in 6 days, felt much better, decent and genuine. not abusing the shit anymore.>replaced a stacker triple on bk for a local vegan alternative, tasted like shit not going to lie, but at least I feel less guilty and it's somehow healthier I hope>jumped from intensity 13 to 15>today I just did 200 Cals, might not be much, but I usually do 100, also bpm jumped from 150 to 165. >felt like I wanted to die, but shit, I am improving, even if it's a fucking minimum amount. it's somethingSorry for the blogposting.I just want to tell you that you guys can do it too! I don't know if I will keep it on, I really want to, but just remember that there's no end if there's will!For our sakes have confidence!Let's do our RFA reps together!t. schizo
>>30570760>normal day in americaI'll never forget how that one guy who got shot during the riots started clapping and others around him saw him clap and joined in until they all noticed he was dying
>>30570739>What fetish does Mori even fulfill?Dork.
>>30570722Is this from her Youtube channel? She nuked everything the other day
>>30570684Requires too much focus, too slow of a burn too. Good movie but not for a watchalong with Ame maybe.I want to watch some dumb fun with her and Gura like the Jurassic Park movies
Hey friends, /hlgg/ sven anon here.There's an updated pack for tomorrow's session everyone will need to download, details and links here>>30562783But at the moment, would anyone be willing to download it now and make sure I don't have any missing dependencies in there? (i.e. after installing sven and the latest pack, if I did it right it SHOULDN'T make you download anything else)I'll be putting up the server in ~40 minuets from this post if you wouldn't mind helping me test, please and thank you!
Teamates, KFP, Deadbeats, Takodachi, and Chumbuddies. Unity.https://voca.ro/1niKC5mqUyFSI still regret everything and wouldn't do a damn thing different, but I wanted to fix the lyrics to match a little better.
>>30570786didn't read lol
>>30570739Tomboy with huge lung capacity and no self respect. You do the math.
>>30570615>>30570645>>30570713How long until her chat talks her into making dick sucking noises and other unambiguously lewd stuff
Those Guh sounds that Mori makes, are they intentional?
>>30570699this is canon
>>30570739That-one-bro-you-have-weird-sexual-and-romantic-tension-with fetish.
>>30570602why is she breaking so many time travel laws??
>>30570738I can't believe Ame artists has corrupted her into liking big fat sweaty boobas clad in see-through shirts.
>>30570589santa's not coming in my house
>>30570803Fantastic stuff, anon!
>>30570739>Ina=The smart girl in class who secretly thinks about lewdity.
>>30570786Even the MOTIVATION to begin should be treasured, Anon. Keep up the good work.
>>30570770>>30570797Nigga she watched The Dark Knight Rises, and it was a great watchalong. BR49 would be much better. >>30570749>>30570747She would say Joi doesn't have real feelings, and I would laugh so hard
>>30570786I cant play rfa but i will do my weight lifing reps before and after a holoEN is live
>>30570618Alright I guess we can't talk about 2hu in these threads anymore secretly guys, they're onto us
>>30570798>Ollie's second costume will be her alive with her long, long hair down or in a ponytail and full redoh jesus don't do this to me
>>30570815Not usually, it's the sound she makes when she forgets to breathe for too long
>>30570809=GUH?
>>30570739>Kiara=RetardIs this actually anyone's fetish?
>>30570810Anon, don't get me so excited about something that might not happen.>>30570815Yes and no. Her intentional guh~ has a different cadence to it than her natural ones.
>>30570762Is 1.5 the one not made by rratman? If so, then I have them all.
>>30570724third
Each holo EN will be given an indonesian sidekick. Who gets paired with who? (Ina is already paired with Iofi and Moona is unavaliable)
This is Anya Melfissa. Say something nice to her.
>>30570803Love this thread First the news and now this. Good job anon!
>>30570641You just reminded me, I'd been meaning to clip this from earlier, her reaction was pretty funny. also she's very bouncy. https://streamable.com/05yqpi
>>30570854gonna cum in your eye
>>30570786Based
>>30570810Mori is already dating her chat, it won't be long before she's doing that kind of stuff without anyone prompting her.A vtuber buying a binaural mic for her chat is like your virgin girlfriend going on birth control. She's not doing it because she intends to keep things clean.
>>30570786Strive for greatness, for it is attainable.
>>30570834>BR49 would be much betterFuck off, it would be terrible. "But why? Who's that? How? I don't get it. Ahhh, it's so long!"
>>30570780
>>30570684If she really takes to Cyberpunk 2077 (which, I think she might, it reminds me a lot of Fallout which she also likes) she'll probably want to watch both BR and then BR2049 without us suggesting it, despite the gosling shit you all post.
>>30570602These are great
>>30570602Bless (you) RRAT man. Bless you
ENGLISH REPS STATUS FOR HOLOLIVE, NOW INCLUDING HOLOSTARS DECEMBER 11 2020:>GEN 0[DEFUNCT]>GEN 1.5Ollie (FIRST APPEARANCE)Anya (FIRST APPEARANCE)Reine (FIRST APPEARANCE)>MIACoco (DEMOTED)>REGRESSION TO THE MEANHaachama (DEMOTED)>GMISora (PROMOTED)KoroneRobocoAkirose (PROMOTED)PekoraTowaRoberuAruranAstel (PROMOTED)>Doing their Eigo repsMelFBKFestivalChocoShion (PROMOTED)SubaruRushia (PROMOTED)AquaFlareMarineKanataBotanNenePolkaLamyMiyabiShien>Being lazy and not working on their Eigo repsMiko (DEMOTED)MioAyameNoelWatameSuiseiRikkaOga>Unknown Eigo statusOkayu>Too stupid to do their Eigo repsTemma>Might not even be a Holo?AZKi>Actively despises English, his blood boiling of his ancestors in Unit 731Izuru>N̴̟̯̦̻͎̺̄̈́̆̔̎̇̇̎̓͝͝a̸̬̗̽̈́̍ͅn̵̨̧̨͇̪̼͖̦̻̬̺͖̜͖͂̄́̀̕o̶̪̭͔͖͒l̶̡͍͈̙̝͖̝͈̘̏̋̃̋͜į̸͔̬̳̖̰̥͍̟͍̘͋̂̑͒̑̀͜͜s̶̛̠͊̒̂̏̃͂͒̉̂̚h̶̡̡̹̠̣̟̬̝̘̹͌͋Luna
>>30570684>>30570720>>30570749>>30570770Who cares about what the holos think of the movies they watch? The fun comes from shitposting about the movie with anons on the thread and the cytube
>>30570749I was thinking that it'd be a boring watchalong if she did it, but if she actually made fun of K and/or the movie in general that'd make it entertaining in its own way (even though I love the movie).I'd kinda wanna watch Lars with her though, even though she's already seen it.
>>30570831>secretly
>>30570854She's the only indog I watch.
>>30570859I need more... more jiggly cow tits.
>>30570810I doubt it. at least I hope not. but I have no real interest in asmr anyway, I just watch those streams because she's cute.
>>30570602based
>>30570852Anya -> Gura (Though I ship InAnya)Ollie -> MoriTurkey -> ChickenRisu -> Ame
>>30570878thank you anon
>>30570852Kiara -> OllieGura -> Anya (even if Ina would have been a better pairing)Mori -> ReineAme -> Risu
>>30570869You just proved my point
>>30570831It's a shame Ina's outfit wasn't some kind of formal uniform. It's going to take a while before artists catch on and start doing Ina exhibitionism stuff.
>>30570602>Ninomae Ina'nis will paint a pretty picture for ya!Good stuff, R. Ratman
>>30570834Batman doesn't require you to pay attention and understand shit
>>30570878>Botan is doing her Eigo repsReceipts please
>>30570878Big if true.
>>30570878https://streamable.com/q417poFlare reps!
>>30570843of course!
>>30570724This is the second one, in case you missed it.>https://voca.ro/1nPdCAP1jR6q
>>30570803>trying to rhyme KEE-no with knowShoulda stressed the second syllable after allKinda offbeat, but nice, thank you
>>30570803We're getting good shit today
https://files.catbox.moe/kr72f4.mp4
>>30570780When I become a vtuber internet superstar, first thing I'm doing is fallout 1 and 2 playthrough.
>>30570854She's cute and busty!
when did kiara antis put out an ad?
>>30570797She would do fine with a watchalong. There are enough dorks that will explain any confusing/subtle parts to her, which could be good as long as people don't hit her over the head with the "DECKARD IS A REPLICANT" shit early on. She also correctly guessed a lot of the plot to Hereditary which, while not exactly a subtle movie, is also kind of a slow burn in a lot of ways.
>>30570786Good shit Chumbuddy! Your motivation will inspire others!
Walfie is on a whole other level.Video from their fleet
>>30570739Why do fags always forget Ina?
>>30570843>Is this actually anyone's fetish?ngmi
>FUCK YES!>Click it.>This page does not exist.GODDAMMIT!
>>30570922She's a great gal
Is Ame going to play Cyberpunk today?
>>30570843You must not be paying attention to all the haatons in these threads.
>>30570786I salute you. Changing our habits is one of the hardest things to do. You are your worst enemy but you can win.
>>30570956Iwho?
>>30570849I think it's this /hlg/ one, though more 2.5>>30365950
>>30570803Kek
>>30570916You teamates are pathetic.
>>30570843Yes
>>30570924I also need links to this
>>30570945kek
Ina is cute and she can draw goodjust thought I'd let you know
>>30570955Forgot file...
>>30570967No
>>30570982Heck of a gal
>>30570878>>Doing their Eigo reps>Shion (PROMOTED)don't make me get my hopes up please
>>30570878I thought Tawp wasn't actually doing her reps.
>>30570956Ina... Iofi... The curse of I.
>>30570956INA LOVESHE DIDN'T DESERVE GRADUATION
>>30570963Now there we go.https://twitter.com/eternals/status/1337509561364860929
>>30570834TDKR is straight forward as hell and gets into the meat of things relatively quickly and stays a cape movie. Namely that TDKR is a cape movie that doesn't hinge it's payoff on quiet moments that you have to infer the character's feelings and the movie's themes from.
>>30570929I love this cute autistic elf so much.
>>30570990Based
I miss this bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lXb2xcb_0U
>>30570997She wants to talk more with Gura
>>30570956>>30571002Because Apple stole the I. Anything with I without apple is doomed to be forgotten.
>>30570786>unmotivated and stagnant in life>always had dream to travel the world but too scared of all the possible dangers because people are fucked>decide to one day tune into calliope mori stream because someone recommended her to me>find out she’s so incredibly autistic she travelled halfway across the world to follow her dream of rapping in moonrunes >get inspired and finally travel to another nation>best experience of my lifegod bless these girls.
>>30570572Have they seriously gone through 60,000 Hololive threads? What the fuck?
>>30570734https://vocaroo.com/19CulaqS7hu1https://vocaroo.com/1nPdCAP1jR6qI think there are only 3 for now.
>>30570941Based.
What's going on in this thread?
>>30571015ark2arc will save her
>>30570602muy basado gracias
>>30570602Absolutely based
>>30571008>included Haachamabased
>>30571022Where'd you go?
>>30570602Obligatory based
I saw the tierlists on the last thread and most of them were missing a lot of the lore. Consider pic related.Relevant notes about the setting:Death follows classical greek rules where people that die just go to another physical place. You can walk into Hades yourself and talk with ghosts there. Demons live there, Shion and Rushia are humans but study magic there.Gods (except Kanata's and Ina's) follow Shinto kami rules. Moona is the moon. Korone is "dogs".Kiara is already pretty busted in her normal warrior form so Im assuming her supa henshin form is 4-S, but you can put her in high S if you want.Gura is small. She's only in S-tier because im assuming she has some hidden lore about her being strong as shit and because she has the trident.Ina only summons tentacles. She doesnt really command the elder gods or anything, she just summons tentacles. She doesnt even have a say on which tentacles.I dont know enough about Luna but as far as I know she's just a princess.Not tiered:Sora - I dont know her canonical powerlevel. Realistically she's an idol youtuber. "Haha lore"-wise she's SSSS immortal miracle supa idol, which is also fine.Reine - Peafowl girl from another dimension. I dont know if she has any special abilities. Probable B-CAnya - Former sword. I dont know what she can do. Probable B.Anyone else I might have forgotten like holostars.
>>30571015Not interested in each other~!Taking care of each other when they're sick or upset because we're buddies!Sleeping in the same bed like real good buds~Getting matching couples rings cause we're just buddies!
>>30571015Has there been any update on Coco? The last thing I saw was Kanata saying not to worry about her.
>>30570990Better be made out of 100% Ame milk.
>>30570602>I don't write the news, I just hear the whispers from under my bedKino
>>30570934Thanks, anon.
>>>30568634Gura on the team, NOW!
>>30570739I always thought she was supposed to be a yandere. Idk maybe they changed their mind.
>>30571018did she say this on stream or something
>>30570941Subscribed Tier 3
>>30570602>already lost at the KFP adthis is gold already
>>30570956>>30570831
>>30570770The threads alone would make the watchalong worth it.
>>30570924>>30570980Not that anon but I remember her mentioning after the first Among Us Holo EN x JP collab something among the lines of regretting not being able to communicate all that well and motivating her to want to learn english as opposed to chinese so she can overcome said regret
https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1337438843168026625
Feet
>>30570885
>>30571028aren't you a detective
>>30571063die rrat
>>30571069
>>30570602that you r.ratman
>>30571063Why do you keep using this outdated image?
>>30570601Can someone please explain this to me? I'm retarded
>>30571043She puts out a daily picture with a little inspirational message every day for members, and she's been pretty active in her free chat.We all went wild during ARK 2 reveal and she was in there
>>30571068Youtube fix your goddamn site pls
I can't believe it all this time I thought I was a nousagi, but actually I'm a fan of ryan gosling.
>>30570924She mentioned it a couple of times during her House Flipper streams, she made an off-handed comment that the other day she had a complete thought in English and didn't realize it at first. Another time, she mentioned Mori being easy for her to listen and understand.
>>30570803not old enough to get this reference. is it papa the rapper or something like that?
>>30570602Good shit anon, thanks for taking the time to make it.
>>30571068Wow big surprise the bug is still there
>>30571015>Not interested too much in each other>Coco walks around bottomless>Kanata walks around naked>Kanata sleeps in Coco's bed when she's tired>Kanata sleeps in Coco's bed WITH Coco when she's tired, scared, or feels like it>They just got matching ringsOkay.
>>30570602A+
>>30571068Google is a small indie company please andastand
Jesas...
>>30571068twap...
3D model of Gawr Gura. Free download. https://twitter.com/lexferreira89/status/1334827831059238912?s=20
>>30570973missed the hlg edition. Nice. Thanks anon
>>30571039Noel is a JRPG protagonist so she should be EX tier.
>>30571063This looks painful.
>>30571039You forgot Sora is a just a human.
>>30571068wow who would have thought that when youtube said they would work on the issue it wouldnt get fixed anytime soon
>>30571068baby towa...
Indonesia greatest country in the worldAll other countries are run by little girlIndonesia, number one exporter of terrorismAll other countries have inferior terrorismIndonesia, home of Grand Pool swimming poolIt's length thirty meter, width six meterFiltration system a marvel to beholdIt remove 80% of human solid wasteIndonesia, Indonesia, you very nice placeFrom plains of Aceh to eastern fence of West PapuaIndonesia friend of all except MalaysiaThey very fat people, with bone in their brainIndonesia, industry best in worldWe invented Batik and Piggy BankIndonesian's prostitutes, cleanest in the regionExcept of course for Thailand'sIndonesia, Indonesia, you very nice placeFrom plains of Aceh to eastern fence of West PapuaCome grasp mighty peaCOCK of our leaderFrom junction with the testes to tip of its face!
>>30570568Hope she isn't put off by our love for her.
>>30571068>B-but but my "its the bug EN is finishing" shitposting!Thank god we have further confirmation, not like we didn't already know straight from K**p*'s mouth.
>>30570852Kiara, Mori, Ollie and Reine will form a quaternity of Bad Women. Ina will get both Iofi and Anya as retribution for being the third wheel in EN. Risu will sporadically work with Gura and Mori.
Lads, I've not had much time to spend in the threads the past 2-3 weeks and haven't even caught up with my archive watching, but what I've seen in some parts and posts is absolutely delightful.Newsposter is great OC, I love the Ame edits and apart from the squabbling with the katakana thread it's been a blast whenever I tuned in.Thanks for being around, I'm having fun/blogpost
>>30571099YT is like that rogue program from sci-fi movies. It so full of re-writes and pajeet code that it's a blackbox, nobody knows how this shit works anymore. Add a self-teaching algorithm to that and, oof... I don't even want to think about it.
Kiara's growing list of crimes against Hololive and the World at large.>mindbreak and feminization of Calliope Mori>spread rumors JP hates Ina>convinced Gura to stream during JP Sports Festival>is behind most of Ame's childhood misfortunes>created a growing worldwide cult of employees who pay to work>schizoposts on /hlg/>shadowbanned Gura (and herself) on YouTube>used her connections to force the Taiwan numbers up to cause the Coco incident>is a member of an old noble lineage and is in league with many Global Elites>works directly under Bogdanoff>smuggles guns into Japan and other countries>Kiara is behind creating and spreading every single rrat>planning to steal Sora from JP and make her EN exclusive using emotional friendship denial>created the Daily Japanese Thread spreading demoralizing memes to create a monopoly on her Japanese Language niche>was the cause of the collapse of the bronze age>planning to buy out and absorb the Usada Conglomerate>worked behind the scenes spreading discord during the Finno-Korean Hyper War>her meddling in the affairs of Atlantis forced Gura's father to destroy Atlantis and erase Gura's memories>is responsible for the future that required Ame to become a time traveler>played Death in a massive time spanning game of chess which ended in a draw and the erasure of Death's memories(with a side effect of Kiara losing her ability to play or relearn chess)>once dropped a necronomicon in the Ocean>invented capitalism>is currently indoctrinating families, children and even babies into her cult>once told an Austrian Art Student his art was shit>secured safe travel for Lenin>Orchestrated the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand>responsible for the graduation of Aloe>has Moona on her basement >redebuted as Ollie while maintaining her current channel to double dip on views>banned herself from youtube so she could beat ina>hosted a meme review to get hlg to rename themselves>stole Ame's gf >will rape Festival on her next collab
>>30571126>anime gets replaced by vchuubasGLOBAL HOLO STRIKES AGAIN
3D model of Watson Amelia. Free download. https://twitter.com/lexferreira89/status/1337347526710714368?s=20
>>30571128That looks like shit.
>>30571139Noel *was* a JRPG protagonist in her dimension. Here she's just an dangerously strong girl with fat tits.
>>30571139She's underleveled JRPG protagonist. She could possibly kill gods, but not now.
>>30570803Based
>>30571087>>30570701>>30570646>>30570785fucking ESL's, it means Gura looked at Kiara as if to say "Bitch!" as in a sassy black woman expressing disbelief, not "Gura looked at Kiara like a bitch" or "Gura looked at Kiara as if to call her a bitch"
>>30571039>pekora>111 years old
>>30570602What's the Amelia bit about?
>>30570809>huge lung capacitynever forget https://streamable.com/gupla1
>>30571029That's probably pretty far away, they have another expansion due out before then.
>>30571068
>>30571039>Nene, normal girlI think I already see an issue here, Anon.
>>30570854Nice tits bitch
>>30570602Based rRat!
>caught myself saying "oisho" before taking a sip of water
i wish i had meds
>>30571041>>30571116Holy shit I knew about Kanata sometimes sleeping in Coco's bed but JESAS.
>>30571172Wow, it's terrible. But I see the modeler kept her height and proportions consistent with character bio, so good job for that.
>>30570602>Mori Cleopatrarip my sides
Chikin!
>>30571126TBf covid supercharged chuubas and kneecapped anime production, this season is super kuso
>>30571152We're fairly vanilla, all things considered.
>>30570883This, it's like you faggots don't want to have fun.
>>30571126>that dip at the same time as the riseMan if only something fucking good was airing maybe I'd have something to talk about.
>>30570602Another great job anon! That incline in production values paid off and got several audible keks out of me right from the get-go
>>30571054The 5 foot separately written as 150 cm in Nipponese proves how autistic she is. I love her.
>open /hlg/>no one speaking japanese, ritual posts everywhere, no actual discussion>close /hlg/
>>30570602Thanks for this blessing, R. Ratman
>>30571068>We'll get back to you once we have an update to sharethis is PR for "this is intentional and counting with people not noticing and forgetting"
>>30570602I hope someone is saving all these. R.Ratman tells the news we need to hear.
>>30570602Fantastic as always, R. Ratman. Here's the obligatory soundpost version.Dig the filename as well.
>>30571155noticable higher maximum concurrent liveview/view at the end of livestream ratio since 3 December.
poruka oruka?
>>30571024If we numbered hololive threads I bet we'd be pretty high up too
>>30571219I've seen weirder shit in chat than here, for the most part
>>30571043>>30571090She also is streaming on another site
>>30571202*taking a sip of mizu
>>30571222you get more the fun the more engaged she is with the movie
>>30571185That bit where she had Gura execute a man in Apex
>>30571215>EN2 gets a black girl as an Egyptian holoIt would be worth it for the WE memes alone.
>>30571242poruka oruyo
>>30571231So the same as it's always been then
>>30570602b-b-b-b-based
>>30571206
>>30571173you look like shit
>>30570618Shut up /jp/ I'm going to fuck your board now.
>>30571180>These are the people jumping to make narratives at every little thing the girls say.Really makes you think.
>>30570803Based.
>>30570704>>30570568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYazJ6q4_W4I love her dorkish laugh so much
>>30571250Jackal holo girl when? We could use more dogs.
>>30571218That narrative doesn't really make sense since /a/ numbers were worse in January before it really took off, it's held steady for the majority of the year even with no anime airing.
>>30570602>https://voca.ro/1hQP7z6ZZPE9god bless you anon, i literally asked about you the other thread. thank you for delivering
>>30571250Do nips know about WE?
>>30570618>culture
Why does Reddit meme Yagoo so much? Are they just corporate dicksuckers like people who meme Elon Musk? Do they honestly not know of his failures to protect Mel and Aloe? Even if you're just a clip watching EOP, there are clearly a few instances where a Holo will kind of laugh off Yagoo and then quickly change the topic. Meaning they don't really like him but don't want to kill the mood. Yagoo is the CEO, the boss and ultimately, he's not anybody's friend. Treating him as such is a mistake as it means people are less likely to hold him accountable.
>>30571265Yes but I'm not posting pictures of myself here, anon.
>>30571250>>30571276
>>30571245That sumo game looked absolutely awful, but i guess she's been having fun with it
>>30570803absolutely based unity
>>30571187is she 大丈夫?
>>30571250How would you feel if she was designed similarly to Alice from Zero Escape and even sounded like her
>>30571231>open /hlg/But why?
>>30571266its called humor. you would understand it if you didnt have a fanatical unhealthy attachment to these characters and see slights within literally everything.
>>30570613For when Ame plays a Vietnam War-related game, someone should make a soundpost version of this with Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner guitar solo.
>>30571288I'm begging you Yagoo, I need a houtengeki chuuba.
>>30571126Haven't been in /a/ since hayday of /swg/. That's pretty wild though.
>Marine's ringfit overlapping with Gura's minecraft>Marine almost never streams at this timeNarrative?
>>30571231So regular /hlg/?
>>30571284Why don't you post that on reddit?
>>30570786Gura loves you!
>>30571231Honestly I'm more surprised about the ritual posts than rest, I thought the meidos didn't allow it.
>>30571039Sora-chan...
>>30571250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7rEtmrHWc
>>30571250>>30571276>>30571288>>30571295Actually I take that back what I said in that last one they probably would have Houtengeki design her or something
>>30571284To be fair, HoloEN memes Yagoo a lot too. Probably the only legitimate complaint to have about EN vs JP.
Ame's been liking some good stuff lately
>>30571250>We were pharaohs. SKAL SKAL SKAL! Where are all the Egyptian women located?
Today I shall remind this thread: ALL the hololive girls are in fact NOT virtual! They are ALL played by real 3D girls behind an IR sensor array on an iPhone!
But why?
>>30571284He says while laughing at the "Did you rike it" joke after every debut
>>30571029The chink vaccine will mass produce anti-cocos.
>>30570803Unity chads really do exist...
>>30570568I f-wording love this dork like you wouldn't believe.
>>30571288PLEASE MAKES THIS A THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30570786Stay motivated Chumbud
>>30571275I like the snorting laugh she does sometimes. This dork is cute.
>>30571039Doesn't Ollie have psuedo immortality?
>>30570601>It's realMade me kek
>>30571312morning exercise
>>30570561I'd give literally everything I have just to have sex with her once. It would be so cute, soft, warm, nice and perfect in every way. I wouldn't even care if I die right afterwards...
>>30571275Mori's giggles breaking down into hysterical laughter give me life.
>>30571331They're just playing into the fucking Reddit audience. With the exception of Amelia, none of them really knew Hololive before they became a part of it.
>>30570611 Wrong thread Also nice job ignoring obvious bait
>>30570738Asahi is a pretty cool beer, I'm glad they started importing it in to my country. I recommend it to any anon who has access to it and haven't tried it yet.
>>30571321they're really inconsistent about it. once in a while, they'll hand out vacations to the ritual posters then continue to do nothing about it most of the time.
>>30571336>eh, nandatte?Amelia confirmed dense harem protagonist.
>>30570786becoming a sickcunt instead of being a sadcunt should be everyones goal good for you anon
>30571370This is the most blatant attempt at (You)'s Ive ever seen and will not dignify it with one.
>>30571370Kiara... Ina...
>>30570611That's /hlg/ you're thinking of not /hlgg/
what do you think Mori ordered on ubereats today?
>>30571063How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old rrat?https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1334629740016140290
>>30571245As her roomate?
I gave up on Gura and Amelia. Any holo that doesn't have a boyfriend?
>>30571275>>30570704jesus christ i cant fucking stand her. I tried, i fucking tried to like her, but her voice makes me want to hate her fucking guts. That stupid fucking cringy tone of voice, those fucking stupid jokes the fucking guh bro i give up trying to be a unityfag i fucking hate mori so goddamn much holy shit and the worst part is somehow she managed to reach 700k by doing absolutely fucking nothing, i cant understand it shes shit at everything she plays the only person that tries to include calli or even wants to interact with calli is kiara and she constantly shits on her with that stupid "cool" bit that isnt fucking cool at all. maybe its her first song that got 9M views, that song is actually good i'll give her that, but theres no way someone wont immediately unsubscribe after seeing the rest of her content holy shit i hate her so much
>>30570602Kek
I had the weirdest fucking dream where vtubers weren´t really a thing and it was just a lie to keep calmed the patiens of an asylum, I was in an asylum guys.Could you guys please tell me to take my meds
REMEMBER LNANIS
>>30571284Yagoo's greatest failure was not retaining Chris
>>30571404ogey
>>30571401If you happened to know of an alternate twitter you could go to, there'd probably be a link in the description.
>>30571413meds
>>30571404
Gurandma...
>>30570738
>>30571068will hololive superchats fix youtube?
I get now, why Sametori MK8 was only 1 hour. I too would be at my limit after 2 intense hours in smash as a total noob.
>>30570803This is some good shit anon!based as FUCK
>>30571284But he posted in Gura's chat during her karaoke so he must be a good guy right?
>>30571423thank you anonchama
>>30571234Looks like they don't know how to unfuck it themselves. Probably because they fired the person that knew how to do it.
>>30570824>guard pound your momIs this how Japan feels when Westerners put shitty kana on memes?
>>30571400>Nov 30>Dec 3What did she mean by this?
>>30571370This post is so dumb I can't even tell if it's bait...
>>30571145>>30571068Look at this too, pre/after bug>same game>same length>almost same ammount of views at the endSome folks on other YT channels (not only vchuubas) have been pointing out 2 things:>YT waiting lobby doesnt send the viewers to the live count>60fps videos killing the player and not sending the stats but still receives the feed
I fucked up by not sleeping through dead hours today bros. I'm not gonna make it to the streams today... forgive me...
>>30571359i used the "only headshots work" zombie rules, so she's a step above humans but not by much.If she's actually unkillable except with some highly specific method like Fubuzilla and Kiara, then she's low A tier, under Towa.
>>30571424I just want a gf exactly like her... is that really too much to ask?
>>30571231Idk why you would want to post there, even if you did prefer JP. It's just ritual posts or meta bitching.
>>30571284Because common sense and normies don't mix.
>>30571288Hololive can't handle Houtengeki, his stuff is too powerful.
>>30571370Kiara, Ina and Gura all knew about it too...
>>30571403You're not welcome here if you don't wish your oshi to have a fulfilling happy life.
>>30571370>Who is the Pekora fan girl?
>>30571148Why is this birb so smug?
OL EROTIC
Looks like Mamaloni is working on something
>>30570798Very nice.
>>30571413Eat up. Another tier of schizo higher and I would've had to call the doctor in.
>>30571250You summoned that one retard, good job
>>30571284I wanna blame Coco and her meme reviews but I'd be lying if I said I watched those.
>>30571455Every response in that first screenshot except Mori's was also on the third. it's just not obvious because the screenshot was taken shortly after, so it only shows 'x minutes ago'
Are watch-alongs fun?
>>30571511Yes
>>30571404>first song that got 9M views>He lacks critical information
>>30571403even your mom had one anon
>>30571403
>>30571250I Love Black Women.
>>30571511that's a big fat "depends" like the movie and the vtuber can impact that big time
>>30571284MUST LOVE CORPORATIONMUST IDOLIZE CEOMUST EAT BURGERS
>>30570800Okay, the /hlgg/ server is up for testing.Reminder, all you need to join is Sven co-op off of steam, and the latest asset pack:https://pastebin.com/wqHt1STd(if you've played before, you're going to have to download this new one since it contains new content)Once you boot up the game, type in console>connect STEAM_0:0:4208410>password: rageWon't be going for too long, maybe a map or two, just want to make sure it all works after the new pack.
>>30571413here you go lad, don't worry. it'll all be okay.
>>30570602>https://voca.ro/1hQP7z6ZZPE9incredible once again, based.
>>30571522>implying i give a shit about any information at all about that retard
>>30571335But I don't want the 3D girl. Even if she's cute, she doesn't have tentacles, wings or flappy ears. Until that changes, Holos are virtual to me.
>>30571321Meidos tried to stop it before or still tries to stop them from time to time.t. got a warning from ritualpost
>>30571413Do not take your meds, you are close to seeing the truth
>>30571231It's funny how whenever somebody links a japanese clip nobody replies or discuss about it. But when somebody post the 4cc team, there is always a faggot complaining about the memes. Feels like the niji thread.
>>30570803based
>>30571404Okay, listen to this bro, you wont even need meds.https://youtu.be/cgpZHuOFZ10?t=1543https://streamable.com/wzc3fc
>>30571458>Look at this too, pre/after bug>>same game>>same length>>almost same ammount of views at the endthis pic says basically nothing. less likes -> less people liked the stream -> people were watching it for shorter amounts of time before fucking off -> less drifters -> less peak viewers
>>30571403you're not worthy on posting any gosling shit anon
>>30571404jesus christ i fucking love her. I tried, i fucking tried to hate her, but her voice makes me want to fuck her guts. That stupid fucking cringy tone of voice, those fucking stupid jokes the fucking guh bro i give up trying to be a Shinzo fag i fucking love mori so goddamn much holy shit and the worst part is somehow she managed to reach 700k while working her shitty scythe lessons shit, i cant understand it shes shit at everything she plays the only people that trie to include calli or even wants to interact with calli is kiara and a bunch of thirsty japs she constantly shits on kiara with that stupid "cool" bit that isnt fucking cool at all. maybe its her first song that got 9M views, that song is actually good i'll give her that, but theres no way someone wont immediately member her after seeing the rest of her content holy shit i love her so much
>>30571216Holy FUCK that edit still doesn't work for me. Maybe because it's in .ogg format?
>>30571231Who?
more detective kino in 5 I cant wait to see this case
>>30571479
>>30571336But why...
>>30571529this but unironically muh sekret klub gave me too many fetishes
>>30571554Thanks for the timestamp. I wanna clip that song.
>>30570878>no Aki, the one girl that goes out of her way to include her foreign audienceDo I have to be the Aki ritual poster so that she gets her due recognition?
>>30571413Please take your meds, anon. We care about you.
>>30571458Her retention is insane. Every other holo usually divebombs in views when games go multiple streams.
>>30571128>>30571172Someone please make the L4D2 mod...
>>30571556Based
>>30571413>vtubers weren´t really a thing and it was just a lie to keep calmed the patiens of an asylum, I was in an asylum guys.you weren't dreaming
Kiara is, in fact, the chicken that I love.
>>30571578T-those are all corpses..... T-takodachis..
>>30571413Anon... what if we ARE the vtubers for an extradimensional alien species running a simulation?
>>30571403I hate timeloops. Especially when they involve nothingburgers.
>>30571413Weak, read mine.
How do you anons cope with the existential dread of knowing you will never be with your oshi?
>>30571554Wait a minute>She uses Mori for a TTGL reference
>>30571424This remind me my granny let me sleep in her bed during cold nights when I stood over, one day she nonchalantlytold me that the only theing she wore to bed was that big shirt (almost down to her knees, she was a short woman) wit nothing underneath. Thtat was the last time I lept in her bed.
>>30571403Ayame
>>30570905What are you gay
>>30571556crinch
>>30571553Cope
>>30570619I see Ame has disabled chat for her Noire stream. Were there too many backseaters?
>>30571610I have too much other existential dread to let it get me down.
Who will be the JP to finally break through Gura's barrier and collab with her?Who's the EN that will collab with Sora and treat her as a human being? (if any)Will Ame do the impossible and collab with a JP again despite being an EoP?Will a holoJP ever manage to help Ina with her JP collab ban?
>>30571403Towa is pure.
Ina masturbates more than any other girl.She's probably masturbating right now
>>30571554>that *pop*I shouldn't fucking love her so much but I do.
>>30571480I want make my oshi cry.
>>30571403Yagoo
>>30571511I've only watched Ame's Dark Knight watchalong, and to be honest, if it hadn't been for the threads, I don't think it'd have been much fun. Ame herself didn't add much to it. I hear Gura's and Ina's are pretty good though, but those are usually members only.
>>30571578w-woah, what game?
>>30571627She just hasn't opened it yet, retard.
Holo Yugoslavia is going to be epic bros.
>Chat is still disabledWhat did Chat do that made ame mad?
>>30571627How new?
>>30571554Do you have that one clip of her opening the wine bottle where her voice sounded different
>>30571639She has a tentacle jammed into both holes every time she's streaming.
>>30571639I just assume she has a few tentacles just constantly dedicated to that.
>>30571610
>>30571657https://streamable.com/m1nswm
Watson LA Noire https://youtu.be/7VyXLx4cP6IInaFi Drawing collab https://youtu.be/T47IbjY9qDE>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
>>30571632Gura doesn't speak ANY japanese. That's why you need a 3 way collab with an ID girl to translate between the two.
>>30571653>PLAY CYBERPUNK PLAY CYBERPUNK PLAY CYBERPUNK PLAY CYBERPUNK
>>30571653she doesn't want to babysit her retards while she is prepping the stream
>>30571578Sometimes you takodachi actually frighten me with how much OC you guys make.
>>30571627Amelia doesn't usually open chat until she's ready to read it.
>>30571530>>30571647Yeah I just hate watching pleb movies I've already seen. Kinda like how I can't bring myself to watch Minecraft streams even if its Gura.
Lunaitos.. you addicted me to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onYOYxXcyzA
>>30571413Your eyes are yet to open, anon...
>>30571667Thanks
>>30571068Good, I hope they never fix this shit so numberfags can stop shitting on Tenchou's live view count.
>>30571458Wow that retention from part 2 to part 3 is fucking wild.
>>30571610I try not to think about that. It hurts less if I don't.
>>30570609>He doesn't know Ina is rich enought to not careHE
>>30571626your pic is shit, schizo. the graphs that actually demonstrated the bug well were posted on twitter.
>>30571403>caring about the life of the VAyou had a wonderful oportunity of following an unperishable, spotless, liveacted adlibed anime gril and you blew it for reading the dioxx, yes they were posted here, but no one forced you to read them.
>off-collab with Matsuri will be at Kiara's placetell me honestly, anons, how likely will my Tenchou be raped tonight?
>>30571653actual answershe forgot
>>30571511Yes. Kiara's LOTR was EPIC
>>30571610>Existential Dread>Over womenYou're a faggot. Stop using existential dread incorrectly.
>>30571284For some reason, EN girls don't despise YAGOO while the JP ones always go "eww yikes" towards him.I guess it's because he is a male and the EN girls aren't idolpill'd.
>>30571581Inshallah Brother You Will Find The Black Queen That You Deserve.
>>30571677The perfect song for her, it's incredible.
>>30571039haachama?!
>>30571250>more on the petite side>pretty soft spoken normally occasionally shouts in ebonics when she rages for some gap>calls chat my king
>>305716970%Matsuri is all bark no bite, she can't go all the way
>>30571493Shirts are magical.
>>30571669ah yes, like the AmongUs collab where the tree rrat only made it worse
>>30571602Mori's hat looks really cute, it's like she's a night goblin or something
>>30571039Sora should be EX. EX being the Type-Moon style where it doesn't necessarily mean stronger than the others, but has something that makes her unique compared to normal lettered tiers. She's a normal human, but everyone including the top tiers kneel to her and that makes her strong in her own way.
>>305716970%. Tenchou knows what she's doing
>>30571610I acknowledge that I'm not able to take care of another person very well because autism, and move on with my day. I don't even have a crush on my oshi anyways, I just think she's really cute.
>>30571675have you tried just leaving it on in the background and listening to her talk? gura's latest minecraft streams are basically zatsudans. you're missing out if you're someone who likes listening to what gura has to say.
HOLOLIVE RESPECT POWER RANKINGSS TierSora- While she may be memed a lot as DAISENPAI, fact is she started Hololive with 13 viewers and every Holo kneels to her, either out of ritual or actual admiration. Can do no wrong.A TierFubuki- The face of Hololive, very well respected, liked by everyone. Willing to sacrifice her own profits and throw herself under the bus to take heat off of other Holos as shown by Towa and China. Coco- Fights with Cover the most, genuinely cares about her fellow Holos, started the Holohouse, also willing to sacrifice herself to take the heat off other Holos. Gave buff talks to Aqua and Watame among others. Marine- Wise, socially savvy, knows boundaries, good at wrangling Pekora and other anti socials so they feel comfortable. Can also give buff talks, most recently Kiara. Suisei- Named the Pride of Hololive by Fubuki. Seen by many other Holos as an ideal idol type Holo. Respected for her concerts, as well as her skills at puzzle and deception type games. B TierSakura Miko- One of the older Holos, well liked and respected by everyone. When she takes breaks for her illness, the Holos will make a note of it. Ookami Mio- Everyone's mom. Many Holos wish to be spoiled and pampered by her. Shiranui Flare- Surprisingly a dark horse. Many Holos appreciate her calm demeanor and mature outlook. Aqua calls her "Nee-san". Is one of the only people who can fluster Fubuki because she is so straightfoward. Holos are also prison gay and Flare has a deep voice. C TierEveryone else, normal levels of respect and admirationD TierNatsuiro Matsuri- Neither Fubuki or Marine could fix her. Burned bridges with Fubuki, Marine, Luna, Shion, Pekora, or Haachama. Gets too close with people, doesn't have healthy boundaries or respect for people's feelings. THe first time you hear a story of her groping a Holo upon meeting them is funny. After the tenth, it's just tiresome and you realize some of the Holo's don't appreciate being molested by a fat bitch they just met. Unironic menhera. Will still collab with people so the bridges aren't totally burnt, but it's more out of corporate necessity than anything else.
Context?
>>30571736SC off
IT has begun
>>30571403>Any holo that doesn't have a boyfriend?Gura and Amelia.
>>30571068Did they ever fix that one indie's channel that decided to just blink out of existence?
>>30571403>Any holo that doesn't have a boyfriend?Yeah Gura and Ame
>>30571620No, I just don't really care for that kind of stuff and don't think it'd suit her. I also don't really want my oshi to be the one associated with weird coomer bait.
>>30571736Looks like she forgot to turn off chat when she made the video and realized and shut it off
>>30571697Kiara knows that Matsuri is YAB and that she gets too touchy feely so 0%.Unless she's dumber than we think in which case I don't think the "homiemoon" is happening anytime soon
>>30571736She can't take it anymore. Don't look for her.
>>30571610I don't have an oshi
Kek>>26092546>>26092567
>>30571736She had chat turned on when she scheduled the stream so she set it to disabled.
>>30571736Chat probably defaulted to open when she created the stream and then she closed.
>>30571709Muh dick
Alright I missed the last LA Noire stream. Is she with the narcotics department now?
>>30571736She saw how ugly we are
>>30571068>people saying the bug is fixed and Gura's time was over>all while hitting 30k suscribers/day 2 days agoYou surely aren't this retarded, right anon?
>>30571697Kiara know matsuri's hornyness is overplayed by clipfags and that she's really a sane and cute jap girl
>>30571736She's using her time travel abilities to execute all of us at once. See you on the other side
>>30571284I wonder if he even directly interacts with the talent. I get the feeling they don't really know him when he's mentioned.
>>30571677https://files.catbox.moe/6xsh2g.webm
>>30571610Never say never. There is always hope, even if the chance is 0.00001%.
>>30571709How about a thick accent instead of ebonics?
>>30571741but SC was still on. And she's never addressed SC in LA Noire streams like that. Also she said chat and not SC
>>30571610I am my own oshi
>>30571632Fuck those narratives, have some cute Aki
Rate the stream?
RATE THE STREAM
>>30571697It's at matsuris house per the fire emblem stream
>live stream is offlineWhat did you guys do!?
>>30571610i would be in a lot more problems if my overpowered oshi was with me.t. tentacult
>>30571647Mori and Kiara haven't done that many, but they've all been pretty good too.
>>30571771Still Homocide
Thank you youtube, very cool!
>>30571773Ding Ding Ding! We've got a winning rrat!
>>30571773>wehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ
>>30571701Dying alone is terrify, anon
>AME INCREASED HER BITRATE
I can't believe Ina is fucking dead
Hajimaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyXLx4cP6Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyXLx4cP6Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyXLx4cP6I
>>30571785It's still on kek. She needs to turn it off for this game no?
>>30571736Last LA Noire doesn't have SC on right
>>30570786ogey
>>305716970%. Your Tenchou will do the raping.
what does it mean if i like kiara
>>30571741>>30571785nvm others gave me the correct answer
>>30571780I am sure he is at important meetings, and occasionally he will interact with a Holo if they request something from it, like Polka's voice message or Botan's pictures for her icons.
>>30571809Everyone dies alone.
>>30571609Damn dude your brain is fucked. My dreams are either weird or lewd, Ive had like one nightmare in my life.Ive had a dream about Holos too but all I remember is me and all of EN went spelunking deep down in a white jeep with the texture of rice. Dont remember what happened at the bottom but we had to leave on a timer, I couldnt get into the car again and was going to try to "reconnect", then I woke up.
>>30571801suspicious as fuck
>>30571284Damn I never even made the connection but it really does feel similar to reddits idolisation of Elon Musk
>>30571587I wish Ina would play into her character more like this.
>>30571709>>30571250Nito Vtuber would be top tier
>>30571830it means you're going to die in an oven
>>30571830you have good taste
>>30570602Thanks for calling out those war criminals R.Ratman
>>30570883i enjoy gura's insightful comments about the filmmaking
>>30571126We were filling 2000 post threads in minutes. I'd never seen anything like it.
So real talk, does Ame need to move?If she really wants to do this hololive stuff in the long run, her current residence in commiefornia simply does not have internet to do this. Look how bad her stream is buffering IN THE WAITING ROOM
>>30571284Jokes aside, he's dangerously incompetent and corrupt, fueled by undeserved e-fame and money. He has no problem throwing an innocent employee under the bus for literally just saying the name of a country. That is so fucking pathetic, I don't understand to this day why people let him get away with it. It's just so disgusting, I hate that so much. Literally giving in to fucking China!? What the fuck?The reason he's popular is because the girls treat him like some kind of father or authority figure. The reason they do that is because he's the one giving them a platform where they can succeed while putting in very little work. There is literally no difference between a Holo Vtubers and a hard-working indie Vtube. The difference? The Holo name gives the Holo Vtubers an initial boost of 100k fans for which even the most talented indie Vtubers have to work for for years. What does Hololive have, really? Their tech is dated. Recent indie apps are vastly superior to the in-house tech Hololive use. Some of the more recent indie debuts are absolutely amazing, with the Vtubers putting in months if works themselves to put it together, with little to no budget even. Eventually, people will realize this and agencies like Hololive will become a thing of the past. Just like regular independent Youtubers, indie Vtubers will be shaping this genre in the future.
>>30571697>at Kiara's placeI think the real question is: will the rrat make a guest appearance?
>>30571758If anything it would be Kiara hoping for itShe's a perma horny dyke
>>30571780HoloEN had at least one direct conversation with him
I love Nakadashi Kiara and some day I am going to marry her!
>>30571857I'm guessing she's trying to turn off the SC
>>30571835I always see people saying that but I think it's bs. Having a loved one at your side when you die would be infinitely better
>>30571697clip watchers don't understand that matsuri is a glass cannon.as soon as someone goes along with her advances or lewds her back, she instantly retracts.
Ame, cute, ect
>>30571857yeah we've already arranged something she'll be staying at my place
>>30571535Did I fuck up the idiot proof installation, because it downloads all the sounds effects? I set it all to override for the new pack too.
>>30571801>>30571839My stream was stuck on "stream is offline" before I refreshed the page manually. So, yeah, 30% of the waiting room had the tab open in the background and didn't refresh the page, very suspicious.
Wet ame uoh.
>>30571857internet is bad everywhere in america so it doesn't matter
>>30571699Tell me it's available somewhere
>Hey anon, just got out the shower.
Ame... she seems cuter than usual today!
Some of Kiara's screams in her collab with Gura sounded shockingly similar to Aqua's
>wet shower Amemmm
>>30571860>he posts this on the hololive general, not knowing who any of these people would be if not for hololiveif you wanna preach the majesty of indie v-tubers, you have about ten thousand to pick from.
>>30571697it's not rape if she wants it.
>>30571861moved to matsuri's to stop a rrat encounter
BIG WET AME TIDDY
>>30571610I don't actually really love any of the girls, I just watch them for entertainment value which I mostly derive from these threads and shitpost about liking the girls for funI've already accepted that I'll be alone my entire life and I'm pretty sure that protects my fragile heart from too easily falling in love lest it receive any more pain
How many slurs can we expect this time?
>>30571842Americans in particular have this unhealthy tendency to idolize people of power. Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, Bill Gates. Just show them a clip of them doing something like Bill Gates jumping over a chair or Elon tweeting a meme and everyone's suddenly like "WOW HE'S JUST LIKE ME". No he isn't. Same goes for Yagoo.
>All these people sending "joke" superchats because it's not supposed to be onCan she force a refund on those?
>>30571857I have pretty good internet despite living in costal Cali, I just think her ISP sucks
>fresh out of the showeroh my
Ame your superchats.....
>>30571586Anon... your eyesight reps...
>just got out of the shower
WHAT DOES AME SMELL LIKE RIGHT NOW
https://streamable.com/0t2rwd
>>30571862They're both glass cannonsKiara would go pure chaste maiden the second someone actually goes in for the kill
>>30571885haha I wonder if she is streaming naked haha
FEMALE VOICE?!?!?!
>>30571837Nice dream, very mysterious.
>>30571697have you ever seen that comic of the girl sitting upright in bed smoking a cigarette while a man next to her is crying in the fetal position? that but the girl is Kiara
>ame's voice changer yaboh no no no
I might be late for saying this but the first few minutes of TDKR felt like a different movie
>>30571892
>>30571905>>30571906MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>that voiceWho was with Ame?
>I CAN LURK-What did that text to speech mean?!?!
>>30571895Too many to count and the game will probably have a few too
>>30571284Real answer: They treat him like a clown because one single clip got in the popular "This is your brain on Hololive" clip, and they formed their culture around people pulled in by those two or three big videos from April/May. They saw the juxtaposition of "Hololive is like AKB-48," a term they didn't understand but assumed meant "Love Live-like," and the girls goofing around in clips, and made it a joke that every time the girls do anything that isn't safe, they all say "Yagoo's dream ruined again!"But also, you're retarded, because most of the stuff you're saying is his fault isn't, and you're letting hindsight get in the way of things. What happened with Mel was fucked, but they spent a lot of time trying to make it right and got Mel out of that situation. Aloe is the fault of Nijiniggers and you should know this by now, and after that incident they prepared for it with their legal team being set up. If you want to rag on Cover, rag on the parts that are continual fuckups that should be fucking simple to fix, like getting permissions, setting up their talent so they don't have to stream from shitboxes, and everything else they should do. From my point of view, you just want Yagoo to be the easy target to "hold accountable" instead of taking the real route of understanding Cover's fuckups are organizational and collective, and not the fault of a single ne'er do well.
>>30571905>>30571906
>>30571885Gonna have to do a butt and crotch check to see if you washed yourself properly.
>>30571905>>30571906MOOOOT
>>30571907where's the egg anon, WHERE IS IT
>>30571697Matsuri sis an absoute beta putting on a mask, the moment the other party makes an advance they back the fuck off
>>30571906>>30571905inafff
>>30571905>>30571906MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Ame... the superchats...
>>30571068>"bug" and still lost to a 100% 日本人 Niji草
>>30570568Calli love.
>>30571610I lie to myself by saying that I will have a shot with her in a couple years if I improve myself.
>>30571808Here you go anon.
>'I just got out of the shower!'>enter Chris Hansen>'So, do you want to tell me what you're doing here?'
>>30571906>>30571905AT LEAST FIX YOUR GODDAMN SITE BEFORE SELLING OUT TO HIRO GODDAMNIT
>>30571915It's over bros she's fucking her Google assistant....
>>30571697Good to know Tenchou is having guests in her home now instead of going over to their places. Makes it more likely she'll be able to off-collab with filthy neets like Polka.
>>30571730then there's EN tier where everyone else kneels to
>>30571905>>30571906Whoahvanila shampoo
>>30571905>>30571906WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>30571784Based jelly buddy
It is time, rrats!
>>30571642how do you deal with her talking about c* sometimes?honest question
>>30571894are you me?
>>30571905>>30571906WHAT
>Launching shit as administrator is the only way to make it workDamn, her computer is FUCKED.
>>30571403>Any holo that doesn't have a boyfriend?Korone doesn't have a boyfriend...anymore...
>>30571953Nice
>>30571618Ayame's fat thighs need an asanagi doujin.
>>30571877That's really bizarre, because while if you didn't install the new pack it should make you download the new sounds, it shouldn't invalidate all the old sounds you already have. You just dragged and dropped into the main sven folder, right?
>>30571955I CAME LOOKING FOR CUNNY
>>30571894Same. At best it reminds me of how lonely I am but I'm not in love with any of them.
>>30571881I have gigabit internet where I live. She could also definitely afford an apartment where I live on a holo salary plus memberships and superchats especially if Ame becomes my roommate.
>>30571967She said she uses coconut though.
>>30571845Why is she so hot?
>>30571730so Matsuri and Aqua are the two Holos who are actual, real mental cases right?
>>30571284For reddit, it's the same reason for the Elon Musk worship. For >us, it's usually giving credit where credit is due (to his talent scouting, and when Enma and co do something smart like denying shitty collabs). Usually reserved for very good streams and debuts.
why does ame talk like an anemic cancer patient who just smoked a blunt
>>30571940behind you
A new Ame stream a new blessing
>>30572003Fuck I love coconut
>>30571933He's the CEO of the company, therefore the fuckups fall on his head. It's his responsibility. Hell the Japanese take it even farther than what I'm saying so it's shouldn't be a surprise, as the man in charge you get credit for the successes and blame for the failures. His failure to protect his talents should be on him. One of the most infuriating things about the Holocaust was the fact that every girl got on and tweeted their apology, like they had done something wrong.
>>30572009What did Aqua do?
>>30571947based loliman
You know how Ame says "Is there anything you guys need to tell me before we begin?"Has she ever read what you said?
>>30571905>>30571906She's FUCKING answered this before, she uses coconut scented soap.
So is cuter than usual a youtube chat thing too now, or did I just catch like 10 anons in chat?
>>30571995Yeah it also said that it needs to download some maps again. Yeah I just extracted it into the main seven folder. I try it again and see if it helps
>>305719402:32
Is anyone watching astel, this dude is hilarious
>>30572012dunno, anyways we're watching
>>30571953Nice.
>>30572009No, Holos like Aqua.
>>30572012Valley girl accent. Every sentence sounds like a question because she raises the pitch at the end.
>>30571906>>30571905moot....
Ame fucking it all up once again.
>>30572012because her roommate is a bedridden chainsmoking junkie
>>30572023She has autism. Not like "lol I'm a gamer and sometimes I don't go outside all day" autism, but "I don't understand basic human interactions and it causes me severe difficulty living as an independent adult" autism.
>>30572009Aqua has actual autism and really does her best, please dont put her in the same tier as festival
>>30572026No...
>>30571529do you have the version with the wave and the chinstrap?
>>30570602Are you the same radio anon from /co/?
>>30572011its not even him talenting scouts is it? besides miko right.
>>30572052Oh I already knew that
>>30571556based!
>>30571588>>30571688>retention>no clear indication that its "PART 3">less likes and viewsPeople opening the stream and dropping out after a minute isn't "retention"
>>30571977I take my meds, understand that he's literally a married man, and comprehend the fact that two people don't want to fuck each other just because one brings up the other on occasion. You might as well be asking how I "deal" with her bringing up K's too because it's fundamentally the same thing, with the only difference being that K's is infinitely more respectable.
>>30571882Check Kiara's memberships stream. Everyone was cool, but Helm Abyss was the best imo
>>30572029Yeah, it spread from here when she read it awhile ago.
>>30572026I wrote I missed you Ame so I'll believe she read what I wrote
>>30571860>what does Hololive give them, other than a platform, and a subscriber boost, and a good model, and a circle of friends, and a baseline wage, and a quicker Youtube staff response, and...This is line for line the Gura seethe pasta, your Domo ENtuber rat king will never be successful.
>>30571894I felt the same until Gura started responding to me more than once and liking my posts I leave on the vods
>>30572026Only once, when I asked her if she had showered yet and she said no.
>>30572029It's catching on I think.
>>30572053Festival has autism too, though. She literally doesn't understand the difference between friends and lovers.
Where did that Iofi pic go
>>30572052>>30572053tfw i will never be the caretaker of a tiny autistic japanese girl
>>30572031Okay.In the new pack you downloaded, can you navigate to >svencoop_downloads\sound\hlggand make sure that folder is there, and that there are audio files in there?
>>30571955Fun fact Chris Hansen once tried a sting operation but the guy didn't show up so without proper evidence Chris used his tv show as an excuse to call a police raid on the guy's house and swarm it with camera crew, the guy shot himself through the head in a pic and Chris said he had no regrets whatsoever even though they literally only had circumstantial evidence at best that he was a predator.
>>30572017And remember HE never apologized. He behaves like he's just the haha so funny meme guy but in reality he's an absolute piece of trash wish a huge ego. Fuck him and I hope his company crashes and burns, throwing him into debt forever.
Are there some more kino gamer moments coming up in LA Noire? Don't want to bore myself with ame if the game won't at least drop a nigger or two casually.
It seems the entire waiting lobby is not being counted
>>30572026Yeah but probably ignored it....I always tell her something like "WAIT AME! You are cuter than usual today!"
>>30571730wrong thread
>I have rightsit's the 50 bucko no you don't. Gotta love how Ame just doesn't care about those
>>30572026I just write "I love you ame!", so no
>>30572026when she says that i tell her i love her
it's very satisfying how often DVD screensaver bloop hits the corner of the frame.
>she remembershow
>>30572038It's /ameg/ time, faggot.
>>30571553The like are current likes, not likes at end of stream. You see that red * next to them? Can you make inferences?
>>30572095Wow that's fucked
>>30572059>scouting talents*We don't really have a name to give to the talent scouts, so credit is given to the guy that hired the scouts
>>30571413I'm gonna need you to open up, kid.
>>30572098I saw some anon a while ago who had the same idea.
>>30572064Likes dont matter because the 2nd video is counting the current amount of likes that the video has and not the ending likes. You fucking retard.
>>30572087Festival doesn't have autism, she's just an unironic femcel.
>>30572088Back to her home planet
>>30572088It was replaced for a better one
Ame sounds cuter today
>>30572098>He STILL hasn't accepted that holoEN is recliningDoesn't happen to the JPs, give up already
I swear if youtube has not fixed his shit until Guras christmas karaoke, i want to numberfag everything into oblivion
i know we jest but she unironically sounds cuter than usual today. did she just wake up?
>>30572088MOOOOOT
>>30571813no worries she will be back next episode
>>30571730This is correct. And it's the reason I'm not worried about Kiara being molested, but I AM worried that associating with Matsuri is going to alienate Kiara from the same people Matsuri has alienated, by association. Hopefully all the people that have cut ties with Marine don't begrudge Kiara if she forms a friendship with her.
>>30572056Wave Check
>>30572098Ame has pointed that out herself, she said that the entire waitng room suddenly disappeared or got halved.
>but if he got in the car how did he kill her?Ame really is a detective
>>30572135meds
Is Yogurt coming back? Maybe as a singer somewhere? Yogiri... I wish I knew you.
>>30572149>with Marine meant Matsuri obviously
>>30572123kek i didnt even catch that.
>>30572119no, me making any inferences will weaken my point
>>30572078proceed with caution.
Hes fucking dead
Bravo Ame
>>30572135They have probably mentioned it but you can't understand them.
>>30572132>>30572141This is true
>>30572095Awesome! More pedos should do that
Ame is better at driving and she's having fun being cute again.. I can't stop loving our cute detective
Wow, I can't believe Watson Amelia is a murderer.
>>30572141Kinda sounds like it, if she'd just showered.
>>30572178t. Chris Hanson
>>>
Just got home, why is she playing this mission agian?
The fucking car flip. Holy shit.
>Fortune Cookiewanna bet Ame got panda express?
>>30572172It's over for all of Hololive
>>30572183based
>>30572087No, she has a latina soul, she wants to hug and kiss everyone, be it friend or lovernip culture is the exact opposite of that and it fucks her up
Ina is the sort of girl that sneaks glances at your bulge.
>to remember is to understand do you guys remember when ame was ever this cute?
>crunch crunch
>>30572088Lofi...
>to remember is to understand>she remembered the codeshe understands the game
>>30572088>Even 4chan doesn't want iofiIofi....
>>30572191Game didn't save where she thought it would.
Fortune cookie is a numberfag
Being put in handcuffs and then sexually assaulted by Ame
>>30572202The Uke stream
>>30572149Matsuri is still a part of Hololive after all. Holos will still collab with her, but there's definitely a distance between the ones she used to be close to. And any friendship she forms with Kiara won't last. After the fallout, Kiara will be fine, same as Shion, Luna, and Haachama.
>>30572200>>30572194Can you stop posting these 2? I need to do things other than masterbate
>>30571578I don't like this. [Spoiler]I love it.[/spoiler]
Somehow, I feel nervous about this timeline change
>>30572135Gen 5 viewcounts going screwy was one of the first red flags anonchama
>>30571894same
>>30571972Smell anon
>>30572200And I'm the sort of guy that sneaks glances at her lack of bulge
>jap-loving son of a bitch
What the fuck is the point of these Vietnam flashbacks?
>Watson streaming in American primetime>8000 viewersHoneymoon period really is over isn't it?
>>30571610A Takodachi isn't jealous or needy.
>>30572240>Vietnam
>>30572135>Doesn't happen to the JPs, give up alreadywell i got some news for you
>>30572200>[My oshi] is the kind of girl that [headcanon about my very specific fetish]
>>30572240Theres a big overarching narrative to the game that hasn't really picked up yet.
Ummm guys? [HOLO EN MEMBER THAT IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW] has a really bad live view count right now. Its at [INTEGER] viewers only. What happened? [HOLO EN MEMBER I FALSEFLAG AS A FAN OF] gets way more views than her. I guess [SHUFFLE DECK. PICK 3RD NARRATIVE. ENTER IT HERE] really made her recline and now her career is over.t. [FANBASE I FALSEFLAG AS]
Fortune cookies are an American invention, we are safe from the bugs for now
Lizard dreams, what does it mean?
>>30572220Your spoiler marking reps anon....
>>30572240Please try to keep up with burger wars
>big lizardsOh no she's gonna play ARK
>>30572076Oh yeah, how great. Having an audience from the beginning that you don't have to work for. That's definitely good and healthy. Holo is popular because they are popular. What makes them better than other VTubers? Literally not a single thing.This is literally TV versus YouTube and Holo is doomed to fail sooner than later. The cost of becoming a VTuber with production values higher that Hololive is however much an iPhone costs nowadays plus 1500 USD for art from a famous artist plus a Live2D rig.
did she dream about Ark?
>>30572240
>>30572241small startup company
>>305722411. It's not primetime yet2. Youtube bug3. Kill yourself, numberfag
>>30572017>>30572096You sound young, like this is a fresh outrage for you and that it's an injustice. But you're missing the reality of the situation under your veil of fury. That is not how the world has, or will ever work. Successes are successes of the whole, and failures are where people look for blame figures.The only thing that we can do that is worth doing is appreciating the people Cover allow us to interact with and the idols they bring together. If you want to destroy the Hololive group, you can feel free to become the anti you wish to be. But don't delude yourself into thinking there's a cause worth fighting for here. It's a company, and it has mistakes and failures along with luck and successes. Take the good with the bad, or don't take it at all.
Dream schizos are having a field day with this right now..
Portal 3 confirmed
>>30571953based
>>30572217Yeah, and I think Kiara has a high enough charisma stat that she can recognize when the relationship is getting cancerous and start setting boundaries. So probably Matsuri is just going to be a notch on Kiara's collab belt and not much more than that.
Ame this cope dream...
Ame's dreaming about us, /hlgg/!
PORTAL 3 WILL HAVE 3 PLAYER COLLAB
>Dreaming of big lizardsARK when?
>Ame had a TRINITY dreamTHE HOLY TRIANGLE
What is the name ranking hierarchy for cases in the game?
>>30572241I will watch Ame even if the webcam is off
>ywn be a lizard and swat Ame with your tailwhy even live?
ame dreaming about playing with ina and guracute
Valve, hire this women
>>30571940https://files.catbox.moe/3gk0lc.mp4
>game constantly talking about how many people you send to gas chambersWern't those people... Innocent?
>>30572149Kiara has so much to look foward that taking the Matsuri's bait, and so far, Matsuri doesn't understand the cultural diference between JP friendship vs Western Friendship, and for that, i trust Kiara the most out of Holo EN.
Dream interpreter here, this dream means Ame loves her friends and wants to have fun with them.
>>30572240anon... your history reps...
>>30570602Good stuff rrat-anon
>Dreaming about lizardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaf-UwNc9Y
>>30572241It's all over. She'll be graduating soon.
Risu is the best and should be talked about a bunch in this thread
>>30572218Inaf?
>>30572255[Gives you a (You) pretending to be mad but actually just helping to stir up shit]
MY REPTILE BRAIN IS TELLING ME SOMETHING ABOUT AME'S DREAMS!
>>30571610I just don't go parasocial with people who are simply being entertaining on the net. It's easy, it's so fucking easy. How starved for attention, recognition and friendly company one must be to fall for some girl from youtube? Not even a girl - just her voice and character. Jesus christ, people.
>>30572255t. deadbeat
>>30571416Eew
>>30571610They make me smile, what more do I need?
Ame's dreams are just visions from the future or past timelines that she abandoned.
>>30572307meds
Holy shit, how does she keep doing it.. She's so nice these past 2 weeks
>>30572293Who will Ame and Gura play with?
>>30572270>TV versus YouTubefunny, Youtube is trying their hardest to become TV
>>30572241Zombie got better numbers. Just saying.
>>30572304People aren't executed instantly, they usually wait years.
>>30572252To be fair, Ina by her own admission is a submissive M.
>>30572151thanks bro
>>30572274>He doesn't knowYou fought hard against ARK, but you can't run anymore.
>>30572217I don't watch Matsuri much..what happened between her and the people she used to be close to?
Ummm guys? Ame has a really bad live view count right now. Its at 8,000 viewers only. What happened? Mori gets way more views than her. I guess being pigeonholed as just Gura's friend really made her recline and now her career is over.t. Deadbeat
>Amelia dreams of thisHow can teamates even compete?
>Ame driving
Man, how I wish I knew someone like Mori IRL. I really am infatuated with how cool and hardworking she is.And by "she" I mean her roommate of course
>>30571413I mean, apart from not being "real" part this is almost literally true. Most media you consume is a form of coercive social control designed to keep you docile, isolated, and infertile, unless you behave in certain approved ways.
>>30571128
>>30572319Imagine if she fell off the ladder and flattened your face with her chubby loli ass
>>30572300>Makes a song about it.>Dreams about it.Telling Ina and Gura to play it together and then having to watch them really got to her, huh.
>>30572066do these meds helps with situations like pic related?I'm asking for real, its been a year into this shit and I'm still have an idolfag mind
Big brain Ame.You'd let her drive you up a mountain, wouldn't you, anons?
>>30572241from 18k to 8k yikes.
>>30572333ME
Do women drivers really?
>>30572332That looks like such a comfy place to live
>>30572349what
What is the significance behind Ame's block censor?
>>30572354But why...
>>30572354
>>30572252>Subaru is the kind of girl to shove uncooked bread dough up her ass and bake it with her bodyheat
>>30572344>>30572274>I cant fucking wait my fellow Holo sisters!
>>30572135Pekora MC:>55k to 35kAqua MC:>30k to 20k
>>30572304They quietly drop the cases after Cole shoots the real killer.
>>30572240>vietnamanonchama...
>>30572364He Ina
>>30572255>Ummm guys? [Ame] has a really bad live view count right now. Its at [1] viewers only. What happened? [Chumbuddkes] gets way more views than her. I guess [ame's boyfriend is actually bubba and likes dog roleplays] really made her recline and now her career is over.>t. [Deadbrap]
HOTHEAD
>>30570618Muh 2hus
>>30572335YouTube is trying to become the new TV and streaming services (Hulu, Netflix, etc) are trying to become the new Cable TV. Both are making all the same mistakes as their predecessors too.
>>30572354found the mutt
>>30572375Blocks from Antichamber.
>>30572295The trinity is cute CUTE
>>30571894I don't think I've given up in the same way you're describing, at least I hope not, but I'm not in love with my oshi, I think of her more like a friend, or maybe even a sister (but not in a siscon kind of way)
L.A. Noire isn't a fun game to watch
>>30572255
>>30572354Is his dick transcontinentally big tho?
>>30572359take more meds, maybe well above the prescribed amount
>>30572361Wow can't believe 10k people gave up over 6 days
Ame's acting like a real fucking hothead
>>30572391Man this new Madlibs book sure is weir
>>30572375Blocks are for blocking
IS THIS A FEET MOLESTER CASE? FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME
>>30572354>americans
>>30571610i am with her every time she streams, anon
>>30572304gas chamber was the California execution method at the time it's period accurate
>>30570878>Actively despises English, his blood boiling of his ancestors in Unit 731>IzuruWhere did the Izuru hates English meme came from?
>>30572407thanks for posting this picture I have been trying to find it for a while
>>30572347She gropes everyone she meets for the first time except Hoshikawa. It's funny and cute in a clip, but real life isn't anime and some of the Holo's don't appreciate that. Then she gets obsessed over a Holo and tries to be their friend, best friend, and eventually lover way too fast. For shy anti social Holos, this is a big turn off, even Kiara didn't immediately jump to collab with Pekora, and when she finally did, she held herself back as best she could. Matsuri has no concept of boundaries, both physical and mental.
>>30572359don't know the context of that pic but matuli has a "you wanna say that to my face" vibekek
>>30572415How new?
>>30571556based and Moripilled
>>30572415She hasn't gotten angry once so far though?
>>30572359If it helps, both Rikka and Roberu came out worse for wear after interacting with Matsuri for even a brief period of time.
>>30572332Everytime I remember that her thanksgiving stream was only roughly two weeks and one day ago I get so many mixed emotions.
>>30571894I used to think of Gura as just a entertaining streamer, but every time she was real with us and told us stories about herself it started to change my view of her. Then the campfire karaoke happened it shattered my soul, I cant see her as anything but prime wife material now. Near debut I used to tell people not to feel this way about their oshi because its not healthy, I feel like a hypocrite now.
>>30572255Based
>>30572435>>30572437Its a watchalong reference anon...
>>30572409Transoceanic
>>30572281You can suck his dick all you want, but that doesn't change that fact that it would've been really easy to tell China to fuck off and protect his employees. But nope, gotta suspend them because they hurt a litetal hostile governments feefees. This is simply unacceptable to anyone with a working morally compass.and don't even pretend for a second it's not. The guy is greedy scum, simple as that.
>>30572298agreed but replace webcam with clothes
>>30572433does she really i thought that was a joke
>>30572444It's still not healthy
>>30572435>>30572437i think he was making a batman reference, anonchamadachi...
>>30571556BASADO!
>>30570568MORI LOVE!!!!!
>>30572407Is that a Tatsuki character on the left?
>>30572407Kiara can make good pancakes too bad she had to toss her mix out due to rrats eating it
>>30572241>YT bug>Not even close to primetime>You're a fucking faggot>Cyberpunk is hot right now>Multi-part story gameTake your pick and then rope yourself.
>>30572448>>30572460ah I was there yesterday for the hothead detective just wasn't obvious enough
>>30572415We could use some hotheads around here...
I love Ame's coat
>>30571894>I just watch them for entertainment valueWatching entertainers for entertainment value is perfectly normal
>>30572255Why are [FANBASE (YOU) ARE FALSE FLAGGING AS A FAN OF] like this?
>crusty eyeballBubba is fucking dying.
>>30572471It's primetime here in the Atlantic
I really love Ame, she's not my oshi or anything but i love her and her streams. Should I buy her membership? Is it worth the money? I already have 3 memberships to other vtubers
>>30572442What the fuck, already seems like so long ago.As a streamer she's been doing so well these past several weeks.
>>30571904Not gonna lie, should've used "find" instead of being a retard... but who writes her name like that? Aki's name is Aki Rosenthal and "Aki Rose" is the short form version. I couldn't even notice it with a cursory glance and double reading at all...
I love Ayunda she is a great squirrel
this case is beyond stupid
>>30572281You sound like a pretentious insufferable cunt who thinks he's smarter than he is. I'm probably older than you, but age is no guarantee of wisdom. The CEO of a company bears the brunt of blame, same as the leader of a nation. Nobody's talking about destroying Hololive, and we can take the good while pointing out the bad and things we'd like to see change. Yagoo has his faults and he is not someone who should be idolized as a talent, when he's actually top management. The memeing and humanizing of him hurts future ability for reform.
>>30572407>Now you remember the Ina Pancakes ritual poster
>that angry scary holowho was she talking about?
>>30572354me on the left
>>30572444the campfire karaoke broke me too, she lives rent-free in my head
>>30572433i think this is a rrat that's been circulating but has never been proven
Amelia Wanson..
>>30570568MORI love.
>>30572431Someone answer pls
>>30572479You and me
>>30572499I miss that guy
>>30572492She has literally the stronger dollar to content ratio in membership in all of hololive. (currently)
Hey guys, I'm gunna make the same post about numbers, will you give me 10 (you)s again, like every other time its posted? Maybe if you tell me about the youtube bug I'll finally stop.
Is youtube down again, or is it just me?
>>30572500Rushia
>>30571458>>30571588>>30571688Check out part 1's statsWhat did Gura put in the water?
>>30572492you get more than you pay for to be an investigator
>>30572492Her membership offers very good value. Usually does 2 streams a week and they've had decent variety so far.Her ukulele practice (not yet public I believe) is worth it alone.
Ok /hlgg/ give me all the rrats about Matsuri
>>30572492Ame's is good value. The listen alongs are pretty comfy and she likes to try some new things during the member streams.
>>30570602I'll kill Yagoo or Coco or whoever if you don't get into Holostars EN
>>30572525just you anon
>>30572492Ame's membership is incredibly worth it. Lots of streams and a lot of them are so much fun like the ukulele stream.
>>30572320> How starved for attention, recognition and friendly company one must be to fall for some girl from youtube? a lot anon, a lot...
>>30571068based youtube giving numberniggers a stroke
>>30572535youve come to the right EOP thread
>>30572530Reminder that this was also while the sports festival was going on
>>30572465no this is from Magnificent Kotobuki where there were threads full of pancake posting and the people complaining about it were the obnoxious majority
>that moment when haachama's voice breaksi will never stop enjoying it
>>30572525Just shitty SEA net.
ames kinda boring today brosis the honeymoon period finally over?
>open Ame's stream>she's driving in the sidewalk
Is american fashion as neat as it's portraited on media?
>>30572270>Having an audience from the beginning that you don't have to work for.The work they did was everything that lead up to them being a holo. This is the same coping and pants-shitting that I've heard for years about machine manga scanlation, and so far all of these "doomed to fail" things still haven't failed. Maybe develop a good product before shilling?
>>30572535FBK is mentally preparing herself for the day Festival actually kills herself
>>30572287more or less, though it works both ways in this case. Matsuri is collaborating a lot right now, she even played some trains with the Homostars earlier today and got back to doing some collabs with Luna. I don't expect things to get too wild or anything, they'll end up flirting a bit because it fits both their characters but they'll just have some fun then be on their own ways.
>>30572556Literal pancake posting or some other shit?
>>30572569Begone rrat
>>30572404>yab language/themes and watson's reactions>ame's crazy driving>ame activating her almonds during interrogations>ame telling a bunch of crazy life stories that are similar to the casei respectfully disagree
>>30572558escape while you can
>Ame is familiar with multiple different public laundromats Damn she really was a giga-poorfag huh
>>30572573Nah, hollywood fancies up everything
>>30572504Even if you're a clip watching EOP, this should be obvious. Off the top of my head there are translated clips for Suisei, Choco, Noel, Lamy where they are talking about how Matsuri felt them up without asking. The fallout from Fubuki and Luna was very public, and Pekora and Marine was hinted at but not gone into detail with. Shion and Haachama are more self explanatory.
>enter bugman
>>30572573it was
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CHIN, IT'S GONE
Ame is comfier than usual today!
>>30572535>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais>All of the boys are playing among us together>All of them are having fun>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep>There's a Yathzee tournament coming>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.>Tournament happens, you are doing fine>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you>Your dreams of a harem are dead>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom>You want the mom>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her>Mommy turns you down politely>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly sleeps at night>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.>Shortly after go into a break>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase>Your fanbase start to attack each other>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago>You send an aka supacha>She doesn't mention it>She ignores you
Uhh, Ame I don't think you can say that...
This stream's had a different vibe from her previous LA Noire streams so far, apart from her driving and schizo dreams it's been really chill.
>All this Anti-ame posts>Similar to anti-Kiara post
>>30572344We still have time, it's at least like a year away, the original still has updates on the way.
t. Taraldson
>>30570786I salute you mate. Keep at it and you'll make it somewhere!
>>30572573Before they started letting Bl*ck people on the streets, yes
>>30572569https://files.catbox.moe/b5lapx.mp3
>>30572569Gura fucked her pretty bad, she's a bit unsatisfied
>>30572341I need to know where she said this.
I want more cute lewd art of Ame and Gura.
>>30572615Fuck you too, bud
Washing machines existed in the 40s?
>>30572320>locked inside for months >already shit tier social skills so very few friends>family is around less than ame'si never planned to get here but damn it here i am
>>30572607This is true.
>>30572584there is a scene in ep 1 that has a scene about pancakes and it became a minor meme. also watch the show it's awesome
>hobo caseAme..........
>>30572359Roberu handled this one about right really. He's pretty aware of his own fans and didn't want to risk too much.
>>30572573it was at every point in history except now, men are doing okay i guess but women cannot dress worth a shit nowadays. its all sweaters and leggings. one of the few things that makes me genuinely sad about this country
>>30572571Ame is the law she can do whatever she wants
>>30572320>How starved for attention, recognition and friendly companyI watch yandere girlfriend roleplay videos on youtube anon, you tell me
>>30572404>tons of yab dialogue>mystery>fits ame's theme>ame's drivingWhat game stream of hers has been better? This is some of her top-tier game streams outside of subliminal which gets a GFE buff
>>30572625ABAYO thank you
The Gremlin's back
???
WAACHAMA!?
Ame's gone...
>>30572320I've fallen in love with girls that are entirely fictional while knowing they're fictional, falling love with a real one is impossibly easy.
>>30572625UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
time traveling to fucking google
Ame?
what the fuck is wrong with this girl
GREMLIN NOISES
>click on watson's stream>REEEEE>stay tuned
what the fuck was that noise
>>30572573Absolutely not. It's such a shame too
Oh no, we are about to get into a timeloop
>that soundIf time travel sounds like that, I don't want to travel through time
Ame's cute screech...
AME MURDERED ON STREAM HOLY FUCK
>>30571063Try harder
God I love Ame so much lmao
Why didnt Ame just time travel back to right after she left? Why make us wait for the answer?
Jesus Christ time travelling sounds painful
>>30572605Matsuri was the one who ignored Luna first, not tweeting anything when she was sick and instead going off to drool over Hoshikawa. Not that I can blame her since Hoshikawa is a young blonde Stacy and Luna is a fat old woman but sitll.
>>30572625Thank you for your sacrifice
>>30572320Look man it's been like 9 months since I've seen my friends and they've all been doing stuff without me
>>30572625oh my
Holy shit Ame was a time traveler after all, she wasn't lying.
Hm
>she's making the autism noises again
>>30572444Just assume that she is already happily married.
She's so great
>>30572655Better to ask "what's right with this girl?".
That noise..... didn't sound human
>>30572597as much as that makes sense, it's still a rrat. cant assume anything not explicitly said. not saying what you're saying was non-explicit. but the parts about holos cutting matsuri off because of the abuse? that's the rrat.
>>30572625UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Is this Partner the one you get to stay with the rest of the game?He is way more based than the previous partners
Ame is too powerful bros
>>30572577>shillingLMAOYou're literally shilling for a corporate product versus something someone put in months of work.
Ame is a miracle of the universe
>>30572625very nice
>>30572453Did you miss that they did tell China to fuck off?They pulled out of China. No one streams on Bilibili anymore. Hololive CN is dead, and the girls are dying with it. Their business ties in the CN market are gone and severed.Do you think it wasn't for their protection? To take the heat off while they slowly got their affairs in order? Because that's what happened. They got Coco and Chammers off the hot plate, ended business in China, and pulled everything out while bringing the girls back in.Or did you want it to be an explosive, middle finger exit? One that would result in even more hatred, and most likely put them on the radar of the ultraradical, kill for my country type bugs? Because that's all the other method would've done differently.
>>30572625Truly based.
>>30572625UOOOHHH TuT
fuckin hell Ame watch where you're drivin
>>30572625UOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>30572320You need to realize that to many people, this is as close to a relationship and long term human interaction they will ever get. And when the chuuba does something nice or says something nice, these people subconsciously think that it's directed at them specifically. Imagine getting no love, attention, affection or any other positive interactions and then having a cute anime girl call you a good boy. At the root of it all, chuubas are built around milking people like that. They are made for parasocial relationships.Many anons tell people here to take their meds without a shred of irony in their post. A good chunk of the posters itt and in the holo community need therapy.
>>30572679mooooods I see a labiaaaaa
>>30572625
>>30572679>Sha>ArkNarratives?
>>30572625God I want to thoroughly investigate every inch of Gura's body and look for any health defects
Time for cursed art. You've been warned.
>>30572320Normie, what are you doing here?
>>30572607yeah she has been kind of chill as of late.i think the pc shit has got her down
>>30572639you sound like a colossal faggot
>>30572694Nah, you get one for each desk, Then they all come back in the end I think
>>30572320>How starved for attention, recognition and friendly companyIf only you knew
Does anyone one have the clip of the NTR stream? The old link got taken down.
>>30572691fuck im turning this into a stronger rrat by implying the holos did cut matsuri offlets end this.
>>30572679>ARK
>>30572625o7
>>30572694nope
>>30572444Go outside holy shit
Ina has done two collabs with Iofi before a single collab with a JP. What is an actual, serious explanation for the lack of JP collabs?
>>30572625PERKI TITD
>>30572739Scheduling
>>30571610Not very well
>>30572694Wait til you see the next one
>>30572727Not hololive, fuck off
Poi
>>30572727kek yourself
>this homeless camp>ame doesnt want to look at it and go far away...
>>30572722but am i wrong?
>>30572717
I want to let you guys know that the Former Emperor of Brazil, Dom Pedro II, was the one to fund the first telephone!
>>30572691Marine had to step in because Festival was harassing Pekora. Find the clip yourself, I'm not your librarian. Fubuki and Matsuri's falling out was very public.
>>30572694No and it's a shame because he's based.
>>30572739She doesn't want to rush important collabs.
>>30572396Yeah, I've noticed a recurring pattern of new media trying to imitate old media to appeal to the type of people who don't even engage with them.I remember when I briefly followed esports I got annoyed with them dressing obviously awkward nerds in suits and trying to make it clean and family friendly to be more like 'real sports' as if they didn't realise that the differences were one of the things that drew in a different audience. I'd guess it's more to look appealing to older investors than the people who actually watch.
>>30572642Based
>>30572320it's pretty lonely. not gonna assume, but im jealous of whatever you've had.
>>30572727What's wrong? Having trouble jacking off?
>>30572679
>>30572694no but i i think he is the narrator of the intro.
i can't believe is a rust is a racist against nords.
>>30572760ogey macaco
>>30572739Ina secretly thinks all of the JP holos have shit drawing skills and only Iofi has the skill to deserve a collab with her.
>>30572739Her contractual work involves Chinese companies which might disapprove of Holo JP.
>>30572717noice
Ame is not a very thorough investigator.
>>30572717Doesn't seem that cursed to me.
>>30572758yes i cant imagine being upset at girls wearing sweaters and leggings
>>30572625god i wish that were me
>>30572561My internet is working fine, its just youtube videos that won't load.
>>30572727>the NTR stream>he doesn't knowDo your reps.
God I wish I was Bubba
HEAVY RRAT
I want to be Bubba....
>>30572702>Did you miss that they did tell China to fuck off?And when did they do that? After HEAVY fan backlash. They would've never pulled HoloCN if it weren't for that. Hololive is a rotten company that cares about their bottom line first and employees last. Literally fuck off dude. If you care about the girls at all, you wouldn't condone that.
>>30572762Ive seen that clip. I agree Marine stepped in. But you cant say there has been a fallout. you can only say marine stepped in.ogey rrat
she's doing noises again
You are in a car with Ame. And she is driving.What do you do?
おはようおやすみ( ˘ω˘ )スヤァ…
>>30572792Dusty infertile womb....
>>30572786No, that's Herschel
bubba!
>>30572320>How starved for attention, recognition and friendly company one must be to fall for some girl from youtubeI'm a 31 year old wizard NEET who hasn't had a real life friend for almost 15 years. So a little bit.
Bubba is cuter than usual today
>>30572799skirts will literally always beat pants, every single time without competitionwhere I live I see a skirt maybe once a month if im luckyt. burger
>>30571860>He has no problem throwing an innocent employee under the bus for literally just saying the name of a country. That is so fucking pathetic, I don't understand to this day why people let him get away with it. It's just so disgusting, I hate that so much. Literally giving in to fucking China!? What the fuck?Look, it's shitty but you'd have to be a complete idiot to not see why he did it. Hololive is an idol and vtuber agency. Chinks eat both of those things up, whereas the west doesn't give a shit about idols and only discovered vtubers about 8 months ago. Plus, obviously, China has more people. Presented with only those facts, the choice of where to expand seems obvious. The only caveat is that you can't threaten chinese sovereignty... which isn't a problem, since Hololive isn't a political organization, right? So Cover spends a lot of time and effort expanding into China with business partnerships and promotions. Not super-profitable yet, but potential is shown. Then Hololive explodes in the west, something nobody could have possibly predicted, and Cover starts to think that maybe reaching into the english world isn't such a bad idea after all. And then, right after their first investment into a new territory, the Taiwappening hits. At first Cover tried to have its cake and eat it too, trying to appease both sides with a light punishment. But it soon became clear that Cover would have to choose a side. In one corner, a market that they'd been investing in for the last several months trying to break into and forging big business partnerships. In the other, a new emerging market that was almost completely driven by fans and volunteers, whose first generation had just experienced a meteoric success. I think they chose right. So although the initial suspension was shitty, I don't blame them for being reluctant to suddenly toss aside a project they'd been pouring money into for months.
>>30572709This is true
>>30572799its okay to not appreciate fashion at your age, when you grow up youll realize the importance of wearing more than anime graphic tees and baggy jeans
>>30572739Iofi is a fan and willing to work around Ina's schedule.
Why Amelia is cute today?
>>30572717So what's the narrative that no tentacle is touching chicken?
>>30572823hand brake ready...
>>30572824Anya..
>"700k avg views per vod" they say
Sup kids, your moms fucking dead
The next person to bad mouth Ina gets a knife in their esophagus. I have a dog with a knife and she's not afraid to use it.
>>30572823how can she drive if she's a woman?
These kids are UGLY
>>30572739Ina thinks her JP isn't good enoughJP is busy with holofest so they can't destroy their schedules Ina still has her professional job so she can't ruin her scheduleBut just go with the usual She's Korean and the JP girls want her to suffer. It's more fun.
>>30572625uuuUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
fucking weird-ass kids
Ame..
>>30572444based.
>>30572823at least I will die happy
>>30572838jesas if you're serious I feel a lot better about myself now
Takamori /ll/...
Children don't speak like that, Rockstar. In any era
>>30572843Sounds extremely subjective
>>30572866well she has to because i don't know how to drive.
>>30572867Ina is flat, FLAAAAAAAAT
>>30572853She just got out of the shower
>>30572717It's not that bad but the shading and coloring fails it
>>30572823Pray
>>30572801You know, if you de-Gyari'd Pikamee she'd look like Gurame did the fusion dance
>>30572823tuck and roll
>>30572535my strongest Matsuri rat is that she isn't really a menhera outside of being a bit awkwardly emotional but she plays it up because it's part of her character setting. Matsuri is surprisingly professional otherwise and would fit perfectly into a real idol agency where her emotional side would be hidden instead. Matsuri is very aware of her reputation and plays into it a bit to the point her new L2D's theme is based around it with the label "bomb girl"
>>30572859Where did this "Gura vs Pekora" shit start from?It's so random they barely have anything in common outside of being popular
>>30572866She's a time traveller
>dad, we would like to inquire on the current state of our mother right this instant
>>30572625Your ancestors are smiling upon you... Anon go with pride.
>>30572896That's a good thing though
>>30572852now thats some good projection
Ame you can't just steal chocolate on the job.
Ame seems hungrier than usual
>>30572892its not, me and people who think the same way as me are objectively correct about everything, and basically youre a retard
How bad will Kiara's yuribaiting be with Matsuri? It's already hard to endure normally but I feel like she'll drive it up 500% in that collab
>>30572717yea i was expecting worse, the only thing I don't like is Inas face
I KNOW no one here gives a fuck, but the only way to deal with falseflaggers and numberfags is ignoring them, even if they already have a couple of replies, its usually themselves to get things going.
>>30572909Nousagis are numberfags and seeing someone get better numbers angers them
>>30572909numberfags comparing views, they are the two biggest holo's in views
>>30572921Is it an offcollab?
>>30572573i live in middle america and literally nobody amongst these millions of people dresses well, they look like trash who give zero effort. people dont care. maybe in nyc or something people look decent.
>>30572859Why are nousagi like this?
>>30572888i imagine phoenix children would die a lot from just being able to do dumb shit and not worry. i kinda like the idea of a kid kiara seeing mori and get a school girl crush that she never gave up on.
>>30572859what site do you use to see this info?
>>30572909Nousagis are annoying fucks and chumbuds get angry when any other holo gets numbers close to Gura
>>30572909its even worse on 5ch
Thank you for the sneeze
>>30572919Today dont even take the prescribed dose anon, just down the whole bottle.
Ame cute
>size 8 shoengmi
>>30572939Yes
I want Ame to sneeze in my face.
>>30572921Depends on how hot Matsuri is for white pussy
>>30571148Pavolia? Aku berlutut.
助かる
>>30572950get covid fag
AME'S SPIT IS ALL OVER MY FACE
>>30572817Marine stepped in? Jeez, that sounds pretty severe. Marine goes pretty hard into yuri-baiting herself, so that's a canary in the coal mine something was not okay. Do you have a link?
>>30572916thats some good deflection
rrats around here too strong. lets gather em up so we can kill them>your oshi>rrat youve believed(even for a second)
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY GURA MUTED HER MOST RECENT SNEEZE BUT I'M FRUSTRATED
>>30572815You're two months late to the party, anon, and here's a little secret: They didn't care about the reddit backlash. They pulled out of China because it wasn't making them any money. An anon ran the numbers months back and saw that CN made almost no money, and EN lapped their CN income about 4 times over. Your outrage didn't tip the scales, the scales were already tipped in your favor. If you want to talk about this like you know anything, just lurk and figure that shit out beforehand.
>>30572823Hand gripping that rail above the car window with all my might.
>>30572919You sure told him anon.
>Lars
>>30572887The only people I talk to on a daily basis is you guys. I talk to you more than my own parents.
Explain yourselves Larsposters
>size 8 is a very popular shoe sizemanlets, when will they learn
>>30572939Yep, at matsuri's place
>lars
>>30572320I'm a well-adjusted person with a lot of friends and love, but somehow I fell in love with an anime avatar.
>>30572718ironic
>>30572939Yes, and it will be at Matsuri's house
LARSBROS...
>>30572859gura's VOD views continue climbling way after the streams, it's super weird
RANK THE HOLOENs SNEEZESIna >>> Gura > Ame > Kiara > Mori
the music clue ame
>>30572947>and chumbuds get angry when any other holo gets numbers close to GuraNo we don't
>>30572625Nice also Abayo
UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LARSBROS??????????????????
>>30572976I AGREE. Maybe she found the sneeze compilations?
>>30572909Subtle subversion attempts to wear the thread down group-by-group?
>>30572971>asking people on /hlgg/ to substantiate their claimsHe's just going to tell you to do your reps.
How much money has Ame stolen from crime scenes?
>>30572957>>30572989Matsuri might be too intimidated to grope Kiara then seeing as how she's a blonde like Hoshikawa.
>>30572823road head
>>30572718>normiego back faggot
>>30572754>>30572757>>30572777>>30572812Wrong thread but found it on reddit. Thanks.
>>30572847LOL. Yeah sure dude, so because the Chinese market is bigger and you can make a lot of money there it's totally okay to give in to every demand of their government and suspend their employees if they demand so. Who cares about the actual JP and western fans that have supported you from the start, there's so much more money to make in china. You're so far gone, I don't even know what I could say that you'd understand.
>>30572999amelia
>>30572976she already nailed it.
>>30573003Is Ame even aware of the music hint system? She has never once acknowledged it
>>30572717only a little cursed honestly, that expression Ina has isn't too hot and the Japanese mosiac censorship is always a disappointment, rather the artist just did some thin black lines.
>>30572975>Gura>Kiara originally applied to Gen 5
>>30572999ACHOO!https://streamable.com/lpic9y
>boat
>ame at 10k viewers playing la noireits over.even if you go>youtube bugyeah.. but aqua and marine (sub equivalents) of amelia are still tripling her viewers numbers with the bug.
What naive rrats should I edit on top of king schizo here?
Bahhh-ka!
>>30572999Ina's sneeze itself wasnt that good, but its her reaction to it that was great.
Well we know what kind of boat Ame wants now.
>>30573029People in the chat told her about it in the second? stream.
>>30572975Honestly? I don't believe in narratives. I only sell them.
>>30572847Makes sense to me.
>>30572944>every time she dies she forgets her and falls in love all over againI wonder how many times Mori has gone through this BS
>>30572976I also found it odd. Maybe she only ever wanted to do that one sneeze with reverb and never again. IIRC she muted herself for a cough once long ago.
>>30573029I can vaguely recall someone acknowledging a musical cue meaning they found something, it was probably one of these streams, I can't think of anything else I've watched that it could relate to
have you praised Kiara in the last hour?
>>30572847That's way too rational for that guy, anon, you can't just tell him the truth
>>30573038Gura is the biggest Goslingposter and is always the one writing paragraphs long schizo /u/ narratives
>>30573026Why is he in so many movies like this?
>>30573037Standing on the edge of the craterLike the prophets once saidAnd the ashes are all cold nowNo more bullets and the embers are deadWhispers in the air tell the tales of the brothers goneDesolation, devastationWhat a mess we made, when it all went wrongWatching from the edge of the circusFor the games to beginGladiators draw their swordsForm their ranks for armageddon
>>30573037https://streamable.com/ps034x
>>30572255do [members of fanbase] really?fuck off back to [another board/thread] you [person from certain part of the world]
boycutting ame till she shows her feet
GURA??https://youtu.be/DGp5NvfVdPg
>>30572909both fanbases are full of numberfags who post crossboard to laugh at the other when weak. The correct response is to tell all numberfags to fuck off.
>>30573067What's the full context of this?
>>30573067precious chimkin
>>30572867I crave death... But I cannot insult Ina even to secure sweet release.
>>30572939Yes and they are eating chicken. Make of that what you will.
>>30571797Kiara's LotR ones are honestly the best and hard to measure up to, Mori's Bondook Saints had a similar energy.Ame's watchalongs suffer from her watching movies she hasn't seen before and some of them just not being very good
>>30573055Yes but I forgot to sacrifice a live chicken
>>30573082Specs for her new computer
>>30572999Mori's sneeze is cute! https://streamable.com/cmqgr7
>>30573023Yes that is unironically how Yagoo and soulless suits at Cover think, and why they shouldn't be idolized. If you could trade one Holo for a market of literally a billion people, they'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>30573050At least 100s of timesNew canon is that Mori acts tsun because she's afraid of falling in love with what is essentially a new Kiara every time and it eats at her
>>30572625sweating_matsuri.gif
>>30573018And Kiara will supplex the shit out of Matsuri. Also Guns
>>30573055YesAlso prayed so she can control the Queen of Menheras
>>30572909I'm not sure what their goal actually is, it gets almost no interesting traction but still never fails to get posted.
Timewarp - 48 minutes
>>30573055No because i just woke up from 9 hours of chikinVIVA LA KIARA
>>30572975>Ame>Mori was doing things just to make the thread get tiltedIn hindsight, that was assuming way, WAY too much competence on Mori's part.
>>30573126this is true
>2/4 correctdetective..
>>30572947No,I don’t care about numbers
>>30572977I know you won't believe me but I am probably the person most familiar with the financial and political matters regarding holo and their project partners. The CN shit hurt them bad and they tried to salvage the situation all the way to the end. Holo didn't pull the plug in the end, BB did. Sad to watch and I'm happy I'm not involved anymore.
I'm about to finish Sakuna, I really liked the game but it was way too longI can't imagine Ina finishing it before February or so if she doesn't start playing it off stream
can number fags explain why i should give a fuck about numbers outside of >bigger numbers means my oshi will keep making/make even more content.
>>30573117this is not
>>30573102Holding some women at gunpoint just makes them hornier. I bet Matsuri is one of them.
>>30572921the real question is if Kiara will be cool enough now to yuribait until Matsuri inevitably does. The best way to counter Matsuri is to turn the situation around on her. She's a glass cannon.
>>30573103it gets no "interesting" traction but it does always get at least 5 (You)s which is all numberfags want
Nousagis have anal cancer.
>>30570722where is that from?
HOW CAN I HELP DETECTIVE?
>>30572909Pekora is the one and only JP holo that can compete with Guras numbers, they use her to cope pretty much
>>30573055I still have 9 hours of chicken VODs to watch... I won't even have enough time until the next stream
>>30573037Not everyone gets the bug, only some do.
>>30572971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUsWW5CaAcit's a story that was constantly interrupted but please mind the rrat
>>30572975KiaraMori brainwashing arc is actually true
>>30573079unironically good song.
>>30573079SLOWWWWWPOKESLOWWW..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d6m4ATKlf0
>>30573117>>30573133Oh no....what have you done...
Is there EVER a time in the game pressing "Truth" matters?Even if you pick doubt and it's wrong it seems like nothing bad happens. Feels like you should just mash doubt on everything and pick Lie when you're certain
Jesus Ame
Jesus christ Ame
>sounds like a (you) problem
Sounds like your problem
oh my fucking god this woman can not drive
Holy shit Ame>"Sounds like a you problem"This smug detective kek
Ame that guy is fucking dead
>>30573055Of course, I was jerking it to her and came to her elegantly cute feet
>>30573099Now that's the kind of depressing rrat I can get behind
>>30573079I hope Mori covers this during the Homie-moon with Kiara.
JWU lads, how has Ame been so far? Cuter than usual?
>>30573125Numbers are and end in themselves, such is the way of the numberchad
>>30572859What are you even trying to prove here nutsacki? You seriously take not even 24 hour old videos of Gura as an example? And it still does not even change a thing about the fact that Gura gets 700k average per video. Are you fucking retarded?
>>30572975>ina>kiara was for gen 5 but polka came
>>30572975i believe every narrative because I am mentally weak
>>30573155Fucking leech
I want Ame to play BeamNG
>>30572859
>>30572266My eternal shame. I shall now commit sudoku.
>>30573177No actually. She's staying as cute as her average.
>>30573161Sometimes you get more info if you pick truth, because they explain more, but as far as I remember you can't actually lose.
how come so many holos don't have a drivers license? anon you do have your license right?
>>30573177definitely
>>30572975AmeIna has a stress problem
>>30572975KiaraKiara applied for Hololive JP in the past (not Nazca, though)
>>30573125numbers are a direct measure/correlate of chuuba entertainment, talent capacity, etc.lower numbers => less entertainingyour chuuba is objectively shittier.dont give me that subjective faggotry either. numbers are objective, faggot. if you "subjectively" choose to believe a low-number chuuba is better than a high-number chuuba, you simply have not given the high-number chuuba a chance or you're coping with delusion to mend your fragile inferiority complex. fag
>>30573050>at some point Mori fell in love with Kiara, but she had to go through this rebirth shit so many times that she ended up developing a shota fetish because of kid Kiara
>>30573177Pretty cute and comfy. Not as funny as the previous ones but she's murdered some people with her driving already.
>>30573079What? You don’t kiss yo homie anon?
>>30573169>>30573166>>30573167Did she say (you) or your? I'm watching an indie.
>>30573099Depressing kino
>>30573113I can see "the Ame doing it" narrative possible. I mean, she meta-shitposts every Sunday.
>>30573079senza's design was cuter than guras
>>30573079Pay attention at 0:41.You're welcome
>>30573099That makes their dynamic quite sad in a way. Though it would make for a good anime plot. Makes me wonder which of En will be the first to appear on that Holo anime that comes out every now and again.
>>30573205>shota H-huh?
>>30573177At least 10-20% cuter than yesterday
>>30573161yeah, plenty times early in the investigation if the suspect is telling the truth and helpful and you call "true" they'll give extra information which might unlock the extra question you need to get a new lead.
>>30573155A PekoGura collab might actually become the most watched collab of all time if they can overcome the language barrier.
why would he lie about that
>>30573213yeah but I'm hopeful for the next outfit
>>30573191Nutsacki BTFO once again kek
>>30572975AquaKaoru fucked Matsuri and that's why he got terminated.
>>30572975AmeThat Ame pastebin mainly because of the perfect frame image
>>30573147Ehh, not really a fan of peko.
>>30573121Anon, you can't just say something like that without any elaboration. Are you saying you're ex-staff on one of the two companies? Or some kind of insider? What do you mean they were trying to salvage it? Does that have anything to do with the Aqua song leak stuff that happened midway through everything?
Bates, really?
Oh yeah, is this the pretentious communist guy?
>>30572975KiaraGura actually goes to church
>ame laughing at richard bates
>>30573155>oct 3yes we know
MOOT
Bates
Would you be interested on watching the holos doing collab streams for singe player games?
>>30573222>he doesnt know
>>30573177Truth be told, I don't think she's cuter than usual.She's seemed kinda down ever since her new PC was fucked, can't blame her
>Ame chat spamming NTR again
>>30573191MOGGED
Can people really remember that much stuff about a random customer they saw the previous day? I cant even remember the race of the last person I saw
>>30573232>if they can overcome the language barriereven if they can't I doubt people will be able to look away
Jesus Christ Ame
>>30573079The fish scene used to crack me up every time.
>>30573241i bet our beyboy is still letting it rip
christ ame
>>30572431>>30572508He directed some EOP kid to his freechat.
>>30572975AmeMori is incel
>>30572975>Luna>Rushia/Miko and uroak fucked
Ame... your video gaming driving reps.
Been a while since her crazy shortcuts failed her.
Ame, your driving reps
Just doing my archive reps, how the fuck is there no clip of Kiara going "Goshijou-sama" and "moe moe kyun" in her maid cafee impression?
hits the same truck TWICE sasuga detective
Ame, your driving...>>30573263>No full HoloEN Until Dawn collab where they each take control of a different character
>women driving
will the Holos take time off for the holidays?
>>30573209definitely >a you problem
>>30573270every single chat spams that shit, I hate normalfags
>>30572975AmeliaGura is a lesbian
You can tell Ame doesn't know how to drive because she doesn't slow down on corners.
>>30573263i watched Marine and Korone play that VNif you're talking about the ENs, then sure, if its a game that can lend itself to that sort of experience
>>30573209your
That guy is dead Ame...
>>30573165>women>ability to drive
>amelia intentionallty preventing rusty from getting an angle
GET IN 35P!!>>30573289>>30573289>>30573289
Is there anyone in hololive that's actually good at Mario Kart?
>>30573222>Lacks the critical information
>>30573314Ame doesn't do momentum.
>>30573248Probably industry contacts or others sources. Might also be easy to find if you know where to look.
The driving sections are my favorite part of these streams.
I'm always surprised by how bad Ame drives in video games. Holy shit this is painful.
>>30573046Based deadbeadhttps://streamable.com/wj583w
>>30572975KiaraShe has a gun (it's back home)
>>30570561Narrative ame got fired from her detective agency for driving too recklessly she's a registered felon
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
>>30572859Are you aware that Gura have mixed audiences across the globe compared to Pekora? From sleepig EUbros to daywork Asians/SEA. Many people catch up to vods.
>>30573213I wish she went further with the original character she had and used for the s*npai song. It's really cute.
https://files.catbox.moe/4e24t9.png
>>30573314>slowing on corners>when you can just drift lmaoshe probably forgot that the space key exists
>>30571404Big ups for the new copypasta my dude
>>30573263Like, they're playing the same game but they're racing to see who gets further the fastest? Sure. I'd love to see all of EN try something like that if they ever get Souls permissions.
>cant break 10 on prime time NAI guess the Amelia hype is fucking dead. Her schtick had no staying power anyway and she refuses to improve as a streamer and "gamer" three months in.
>>30572859i can see your tail you triple nousagi
>>30573263Yeah, pretty much how I played games as a kid. And streams where one is giving emotional support to another playing a horror game are pretty good. Looking at you Miosha
>>30573333Kindly fuck offt. 35P
>>30573374i'm sorry ur blind, anon
>>30573374she's at 12k now anon
>>30573248>What do you mean they were trying to salvage it?Let's just say there was the offer to make the temporary suspension something more permanent if it meant they could stay on BB. The VTuber in question wasn't involved in the negotiations at all because as per her contract she has no control over her character.
S E X U A L A S S A U L T
>>30572975>Kiara>Korone is divorced and has kids, but doesn't have custody
>>30573147Thanks! Seeing Marine taking a more protective role is super charming.
>once a degenerate always a degenerate
once a degenerate always a degenerate
>that's true
>>30573374There's still the YouTube-bug.
>>30573374I'm really sick of this specific timeloop post
>>30573377Gurame playing the Dead Space series when
>>30572975InaGura had a falling out with her family
Based Ame
>>30573314So which Holos you think know how to drive? I'm thinking Gura and Ina for sure, but I don't think the rest can.
>>30573374Retardchama...
Waitafucking minute. I just realized /jp/ has Otome/BL general. Ame isn't here but she's THERE.
> Once a degenerate, always a degenerate> Ame: That's trueOh no
>>30572199>she has a latina soulThis rrat is means business...
>Once a degenerate, always a degenerate>Ame: that's true!fucking lol
How long has Kiara known Japanese?
>>30573374but she did break 10k..
Don't bully degenelates Ame, that's your whole fanbase
>>30573390>>30573391>>30573403>>30573404Would you faggots stop replying every time? Holy shit learn to not take bait
>>30573400>>30573401based
>>30573403Dont reply to nousagis man they are just looking for (you)s
>>30573400>>30573401oh no
>>30573390>>30573391>>30573403>>30573404>>30573412>>30573420stop responding to baitit's the same faggot who didn't spot during EU times
>>30573414I laughed. Just so casual.
Ame knows because she's a degenerate like us.
>>30573374if ur gunna shit talk, atleast get it right retard
>amelia hates sex offendersnarratives????
>>30573422degenerates getting called degenerates is not bullying them it is enabling them
>>30573403YouTube bug is fake
ogeyrrrrrrat
>>30573437who fucking doesn't
>>30573437Gura...I'm so sorry.....
>>30573431This is true
>>30573431this is true!>>30573437hating sex offenders is the natural state of mankind, anon
>>30573437Her uncle diddled her
>>30573422They get excited when she bullies them, she's doing her job.
>>30573437she was raped by her brother when she was a child
>>30573099stop making yuri depressing shit every fucking timekiara gets her memo back after a while
>>30573414>>30573416Ame confirmed always a degenerate
>>30573431Watchama literally cant stop masturbating to homolivers
>>30573422jokes on you im into that shit
peesa chocolate
>Did I forget something?>Rusty running down the street trying to catch up to the car
>>30573429>>30573424its funny to see u guys get so pissed off kek
>>30573213same for ame desubut I like them all
>>30571039Most of the homo except Oga and Rikka are at C tier.
>>30573437Gura...
>>30572975MoriMiko was pregnant
Peesa chocolate
>>30573413I want to believe this narrative
I GOT BREEAAAAAAAAAAAD
Ame.. went to get a piece of choco
>>30573437wasn't she sexually assaulted on the subway?
>Ame got hungry from low res video game food
>>30573422>fujoshiShe's one of us
>>30573374This isn't prime time NA though. Jesas.
>>30573169It's also a reference to her last detective diaries where she came off as rude to EnMa.
>>30573440she's just learning from Todd's daughter, Skyrim man hates degenerates.
>>30573437She hates (You)
>>30573417About 10 years do your roommate reps
>>30573437Toe cracking...
>>30573437Detectives usually have a strong sense of justice.
I have a confessionGura is my Oshi so I try to always watch her or catch up to her archives (EUfag so live is hard sometimes)but all of the ENs are genuinely likable, so I feel bad about not watching more of the VODs, I just don't have the time. I'm having fun watching Ame right now but I feel bad for neglecting Kiara, Ina and Mori
>>305734179 or 10 years.
>>30573121You got anything solid because every piece of available information contradicts this
>>30573437well she did tell that sexual harassment story during a member stream
>>30573437Someone tried to get an upskirt pic of her during commute.
>>30572975MoriMatsuri and Luna had a serious falling out.
>>30573437She hates us goddamit
>>30573417She started streaming in Japanese 10 years ago
>>30573493oh no...
??? Was that a bug?
>>30573470
>>30573437WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T
>>30571860ogey
>>30573493STOP
>>30573413my new favorite pett rrat
>>30573206https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>30573479おめでとうサメ
>>30573481yes, she told that story in the first member mario kart stream iirc
>>30573437Here, be careful it's a STRONG rrat: She's a well adjusted individual
>>30573463But cute yet depressing yuri is the best kind of yuri
>>30573023>LOL. Yeah sure dude, so because the Chinese market is bigger and you can make a lot of money there it's totally okay to give in to every demand of their government and suspend their employees if they demand so. >Who cares about the actual JP and western fans that have supported you from the start, there's so much more money to make in china. Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. The exact same shit has happened before countless times even in the west, look at Blizzard or the NBA. Bugs love Blizzard games, and there are more NBA watchers in China than there are people in America. Sure, americans got pissed, and rightfully so. But a week later everyone grumbled and moved onto the next artificial twitter controversy. And guess what, nobody stopped watching basketball or playing Blizzard games.
>>30573503It's okay, anon. They understand.
>>30573497She's put enough people behind bars to know how they think.
>>30573413>ame has complained that we don't belong on /jp/
>>30573244Fun fact: I was one of the posters that was used as "proof" lmao. When i saw the image i laughed my ass off.
>>30573503you sound like a healthy individual, anon. why are you posting in this pile heap
>>30573503whatever gets your rocks off nerd
>>30573503thats ok anonsing SSS ten times and you will be forgiven
>>30573374I'm really starting to get tired of this lazy ass "haha viewer numbers are low, it's over! (I will ignore the bug)" shitevery 50 posts, every thread, every dayhow do you not get tired of it yourself? I get you want (You)'s and here's mine, but fuck get some new material you clown
>>30573488Yeah I remember, that's also part of why I laughed. Running gags are good.
>>30573437Do you not have any sense of rationality.
>>30573493AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30573511Hehe, who would do that...
>>30573529anon if you think that is too long you're unironically retarded
>>30570800>>30571535Thanks everyone who just helped me test the sven server. Seems theres an extra audiofile in the pack, but that won't hurt anybody. See you all tomorrow!
>>30573198Just didn't need to, I presume. Only Mori and Ina went to college, and I think Ina continued living with her parents throughout, Japan and Europe have generally better public transport, and I think so does Canada, and Ame and Gura just don't seem to get out that much.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS PARKING WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
>>30573517>>30573526The fuck is this about?
>>30573535Yagoo doesn't hire those. That's a weak ratt.
Guys. Do you have a screencap of the games Ame Played?
>>30573023>so because the American market is bigger and you can make a lot of money there it's totally okay to give in to every demand of their government and suspend their employees if they demand so.I know you know Youtube is owned by Google and if Google says Cover needs to do z y and z then Cover needs to do x y and z. Same goes for every other company.If, hypotheticall, the FBI tells Apple they need to backdoor every iphone or stop selling in the US, Apple HAS TO backdoor every iphone. Its not hypothetically, they already did this in 2016 and the FBI only dropped the case because they got the passcode from somewhere else. They'll reopen it later.
>>30572963Use sembah/tunduk for greater impact.
>>30573535now i know all rrats can't be true cause if something as strong as this is false everything falls out.
>>30573061>so what kind of guy do you want for your drama movie? mr. director>get me a guy with no hope left but good looking>gosling.jpg
>>30573562It was fun, I hope the lag won't as bad tomorrow
>>30573566archive reps, i'm not going to spoonfeed you fag
ame is confused by roads okay
Whoa she just slowed while taking that turn.She'll forget next time.
>>30573534for faggots
>>30573161There's a reason why Press X to Doubt is a meme.
>>30573222People projecting their shitty fetish onto Mori's maternal instincts.
>>30573542"Fucking holofags killing my bl threads
>>30573488>>30573169>>30573209https://youtu.be/f2lYmGRQq9M?t=1855
>>30573507Think for a second where that information came from. I can't and don't intend on sharing anything that could break NDA
i love you, gura.
I love you Gura, lets get married!
AmeAme please
Koopa...
>>30573437Pikamee....
I love you Kiara!
>>30573411Gura said during mario kart she doesn't know how to drive when asked by Kiara, no timestamp off hand.
>>30570561I love you polka
I LOVE YOU GURA!