/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Probably general internet faggotry.

>>3056896
For the n-th time, nobody here fucking cares.

I plan on waking up on September 8th, 2009 at 11:50 P.M., then making Cirno threads for 24 hours straight and sage bombing said threads.

Cirno is the worst character in all of Touhou, and should warrant a permab& on /jp/. Get this crap out of here and take it to /b/ you faggot.

Saged, reported, thread hidden.

/jp/ will be renamed to Baka/General

>>3056902
>>3056905
>>3056908

09/09/09(Wed)09:09 No.3999999 Get?

Protip: Nobody except KoG makes Cirno threads anymore, therefore, this is a KoG thread.

"HURR DURR GUYS LET'S GO PLAY CIRNO XI ITZ THE BEST FLASH GAME ON THE INTERNET 9 GET OH WHOOPS I GOT 88888 INSTEAD I'M SO WITTY AND CLKAVER XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

Fags.

i am sure this day will be memorable, isn't that right /jp/ ?

Yes we know it's coming, we don't need 10,000 threads about it. The only reason I'm bumping this is long haired Cirno

>>3056924

That's.... too long, right?

>>3056930
no

If KoG gets a GET with Cirno on 9/9/09 at 9:09, I'm going to be beyond pissed off.

LOOK AT THAT BAKA

>>3056948

We're talking about the guy who got 22M GET. I'm sure he can do it if he wants.

>>3056896
Is it me, or does that pose remind you of Saya?

>>3056918
>>3056948
>>3056956

At least KoG actually does stuff, unlike you useless bums on /jp/. All you do is sage threads and whine ALL DAY LONG about how EVERYTHING sucks except for stuff that actually does suck, which is somehow great.

/jp/ - /b/ .00001

>>3056961

I'd rather mooch out of garbage cans than eat at McDonald's.

If you know what I mean.

>>3056961
Sup KoG or f/a/ggot.
Sage doesn't do anything.

>>3056964

...what?

>>3056967

>implying that anybody who hates KoG but hates /jp/ more is automatically KoG

>>3056964

Just buy a salad you stingy prick

>>3056973
>implying being from /v/ is a good thing.

>>3056973

>laughingelfman.jpg

inb4"greentext"

99% of the people on /jp/ are either from America or England. Complain, moan, sage, even detriment, yet never do anything do improve anything.

Welcome to /jp/.

>>3056982
I agree with your second statement, but what does that have to do with the first one?

>>3056982

>>99.̅9̅%

Fix'D

>>3056986

99.̿9̿%

Whoops, my bad. Let's see if this is better.

CRAP, I FORGOT HOW TO SINGLE OVERLINE

>>3056986
>>3056990
>>3056992

Look at that baka

>>3056961
>At least KoG actually does stuff
>4chan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3056999

>999

inb4 general GET faggotry

why does kog like cirno so much anyway? she's stupid.

Name one thing KoG has done on 4chan.

NAME. ONE. THING.

>>3057013

Don't make me repost that ridiculously long GET list

>>3056976

>>3057018

DO IT

>>3057013

nonoba.com/kog

>>3057013
That would take all day

>>3057023

November 24th, 2007 - In a Cirno thread, KoG gets his first 5
November 24th-26th, 2007 - The name "King of GETs" is made official
December 26th, 2007 - Kaiba gets 8423985 and KoG gets 8423987
January 1st, 2008 - 8555555
February 13th, 2008 - 9555555
March 16th, 2008 - KoG gets an 8-Combo, last post ending in 5
March 22nd, 2008 - 10400000
April 7th, 2008 - 10772888: The first time Light tries to kill KoG "L-style"
April 24th, 2008 - 11155115
May 10th, 2008 - 11550555
May 18th, 2008 - 11764365 time glitch and 11777777
May 21st, 2008 - KoG "debuts" on /v/ and gets 15095035
May 28th, 2008 - KoG creates his deviantART account
May 27th, 2008 - KoG influences /v/ to steal /a/'s 12M GET
July 16th, 2008 - KoG retires (temporarily) and mod activity drastically increases
August 10th, 2008 - KoG takes 55 GET on the temporary convention board
August 11th, 2008 - KoG takes 555 GET on the temporary convention board
September 4th, 2008 - 14444444 at 00:55
September 18th, 2008 - 14800000
October 1st, 2008 - KoG invites /b/ to Habbo and tricks Anon into forming a giant 5
October 6th, 2008 - 15333333
October 31st, 2008 - 15999999
November 6th, 2008 - KoG creates the emoticon "◔ヮ◔"
December 13th, 2008 - 17111111
December 31st, 2008 - KoG states that he "may go for 7s next year"
January 1st, 2009 - KoG gets the first topic of the new year and a 7
January 11th, 2009 - 17899999
January 16th, 2009 - 18033333 and 18055555
January 17th, 2009 - 18066666 and 18088888
January 21st, 2009 - 18199999
February 9th, 2009 - 18733333

February 14th, 2009 - 18866666 and 18888881
February 17th, 2009 - 2099999, KoG's first GET on /jp/
February 18th, 2009 - 18977777
March 9th, 2009 - 19488888
March 13th, 2009 - 3033333 (/tv/)
April 4th, 2009 - 20199999
April 7th, 2009 - 20300000
April 11th, 2009 - 20400000
April 21st, 2009 - 20688888
April 25th, 2009 - 20799999
April 29th, 2009 - 20911111
May 2nd, 2009 - 20899999
May 8th, 2009 - 2555555 (/jp/)
June 4th, 2009 - KoG creates the emoticon "：☽"
June 8th, 2009 - 22000000 (22M)
June 9th, 2009 - 22022002, beginning the era of "only certain numbers in post" GETs
June 12th, 2009 - KoG predicts /v/ will steal /a/'s 22222222 GET with Sonic
June 15th, 2009 - 22200000, 22220022, and /v/ steals /a/'s 22222222 GET with Sonic
July 1st, 2009 - 22699999
July 2nd, 2009 - 22733333
July 3rd, 2009 - 22788888
July 4th, 2009 - 22800000
July 18th, 2009 - 23131313, 23144444, and 23155555
August 3rd, 2009 - 23588888

>November 6th, 2008 - KoG creates the emoticon "◔ヮ◔"
>June 4th, 2009 - KoG creates the emoticon "：☽"

>>3056961
What? KoG has done shit, /jp/ has drawfags and such, we do stuff unlike stupid gets.

>May 8th, 2009 - 2555555 (/jp/)

KoG is proof doing nothing is more beneficial than doing shit.

>>3057036

Somebody hasn't played KoG's horrible Touhou flash games. I mean, look at this and say ANYBODY on /jp/ can do better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Awqvl9JLb8

>>3057049

>I mean, look at this and say ANYBODY on /jp/ can do better

Anybody in the Touhou community? Sure they can.
Anybody in the Touhou community with Flash? Probably.
Anybody on /jp/? Hell no.

So I guess you got a point somewhat, but that doesn't mean much.

>>3057049
Well, duh, even a kid could do better

Sure is KoG samefagging in here.
Why dont you go back to /a/ for 5 get.
I dont give a shit and I think no one in /jp/ does.

KING OF GETS

55% FIVES
44% CREATIVITY
1% ACTUAL SKILL

>>3057049

Nobody on /jp/ can do better, because that would imply actually doing ANYTHING to begin with.

>>3057058
Cut the crap, /jp/ anons have done a lot of stuff, you should check the ghostboard harder.

>>3057049

wait, what is going on in that video? cirno's flying around in an ice ship that can rotate?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HUGE FAGGOT

>>3057074

Keep thinking that. Most of them come from different places. Almost every single /jp/ original does jack squat and complains and sages everything in site.

>>3057068
Now, there is a difference between the ability to do something and the willingness to do it. /prog/ often visits /jp/, so they could put out a decent game if they wanted to.

I never thought people actually care about KoG. I didn't even know he was one person.

>>3057049

I got to 2:07. Then, I raged.

>>3057081
How come? What basis do you have? We have lots of music and drawfriends that have produced lots of things, they happen to be modest enough to not whore around to be noticed, but I have.The /jp/ stereotype is getting far too ridiculous.

>>3057086

Yes, but /prog/ isn't /jp/, /prog/ is /prog/. Nobody on /jp/ who solely visits /jp/ and nothing else does anything ever.

>>3057094
I do

>>3057097

What do you do

Sup KoG. You jealous other anons get more recognition than you and everyone in /jp/ despise you?

-/jp/ /jp/ creativy
-PW crack
-KK crack
-AS Suika crack
-DC crack

I am sure there is more anons contribution but these are what I can think of top of my head.

>>3056961
You must be new to /jp/. There were original content threads and hivemind like Houkago Play. I'm not too sure if we had any translation projects for vn.

I don't even know why the hell KoG do these GET faggotry, its amusing? Fucking stupid and, even more for faggots reacting to it.

>>3057094
Yeah, and?

WHY MUST EVERY CIRNO THREAD TURN INTO A KOG THREAD

>>3057101
If I have learned something, it's to never answer that question here.

>>3057102

I don't care if KoG was to receive recognition from ZUN himself, all that would do is make me stop playing Touhou games. That faggot is the main reason /a/ is as bad as it is right now and why I came here. I came here to get AWAY from him, from all that GET crap that went on nonstop.

KoG does stuff, I'll admit that, but no amount of stuff he does will ever make up for how much I unequivocally despite the fag.

>>3057114

Answer the question or you're like every other lazy /jp/. Nobody cares what you do, but don't act like you do somethin when you don't.

>>3057104
Original Content threads were stupid. Cowhou? Give me a break.

Stop talking about yourself dipshit.

>>3057127
Sure, enjoy your devil's proof.
But hear this, I've seen many cases of anons here actually doing something but later getting rejected by /jp/ itself, only to never produce again, /jp/ will always find anything to be shit somehow, prove me wrong.

>>3057129
Hey, Cowhous are Awesome.

>>3057135
Because it is shit. Nobody on 4chan has any real talent at all.

>>3057135

You're wrong. KoG is terrible, and we still find him terrible.

Your argument is invalid. Way to strawman your way out.

>>3057140
Again, enjoy your devil's proof and weak baseless argument.

>>3057129
Did you not read about the vns being created? Recently, Happy Cthulhu Time. Shit or not at least there are creativity in /jp/.

/jp/ can actually unite and do something unlike most boards.

>>3057142
When the fuck did I mention that fag?
Fuck him to hell.

>>3057146

Shut your mouth. 4chan is useless, and you are useless.

>>3057146
Devil's proof is a legal term, it has no place in logical argument. Stop believing Umineko.

>>3057150

>/jp/ can actually unite and do something unlike most boards.

I don't think so Tim

>>3057156

ಠ_ಠ

>>3057159
Houkago Play.

>>3057153
Now you're just being silly.
You would have to analyze every single production by every single anons ever in here, a devil's proof. You can't make construct any statement at all.

>>3057150
Which is why the virus dating sim still haven't got a character design for the flu girl.

>>3057156
No it's not

derp

>>3057156
Burden of proof is, that's why it's not used.

/jp/ has produced a surprisingly large amount of decent quality original content despite paradoxically hating original content.

Anyone who actually think's KOG is anything more the most worthless scum of /a/ is either a troll or KOG themselves.

>>3057161
Probatio diabolica is when the court would be required to get proof from someone which is impossible to obtain.

>>3057184

>/jp/ has produced a surprisingly large amount of decent quality original content despite paradoxically hating original content.

>paradoxically

KoG haters are like George Bush haters. If you're going to hate him, hate him for the millions of reasons you should hate him, not because "HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING GOOD EVER AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS AUTOMATICALLY KOG SAGE"

>>3057192
And how is this not a trial again?

>>3057193

>>3057197

Name one good thing Bush has done. Hell, name one good thing OBAMA has done. Ever since Reagan died, they have all sucked.

>>3057184
it's not a troll if it's true

>>3057202

I know it's a word. I was just shocked /jp/ could spell something that had more than 9 letters in it.

>>3057204
>name one thing politicians have done.

There.

>>3057192
You're right, but in analysis there are many proof methods that are used in situation resembling a devil's proof, so it's kind of correct to use the term to explain a situation easily.

>>3057210
Sure you did, kid.

>this thread

oh u /jp/, you never cease to amuse me

/jp/ - Whiny little brats and 30-year-old virgins who hate everything that isn't in their little niche

>>3057230
>30-year-old virgins who hate everything that isn't in their little niche

I'll take that as a compliment.

>>3057230
ok

>>3057203
>>3057208
>>3057215
>>3057220
>>3057225
>>3057234
>>3057244

Butthurt KoG is butthurt

>>3057230
This is how we filter out faggots. This and being elitist pricks.

>>3057125

>That faggot is the main reason /a/ is as bad as it is right now and why I came here.

I wonder how many people on /jp/ are here just to get away from /a/.

>>3057289
Now you know why /jp/ is so shitty

I hate the fact that Cirno has become synonymous with KoG on /a/.

>>3057296

So /jp/ is basically butthurt former /a/ posters?

It all makes sense now...

>>3057297
Here too, right now

>>3057289
>>3057303
So true. I estimate at least 50% of /jp/ current population that are /a/ faggots that came here long after the split.

Stop talking about yourself already.
Nobody cares.

>>3057314

>So true. I estimate at least 55% of /jp/ current population that are /a/ faggots that came here long after the split to get away from KoG.

>>3057303
All the /jp/ pioneers were originally from /a/.
Then /a/ became pure shit and anons who originally didn't like /jp/ were forced to come here, but deep inside them they hated /jp/ and decided to turn it into crap.
/jp/ solved, but this is all of course, speculation.

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>thread hasn't even been up for 2 hours

>>3057327

If you want to bring speculation into the mix, what if KoG has been on /jp/ since day 1 and is actually a well-established tripfag here?

>>3057334

I KNOW JUST LIKE /a/ MIRITE XD

>>3057327

You mean, like what /b/ did to /x/?

>>3057327
I'm originally from /b/. I came here when I found out that /jp/ likes loli more than the current /b/ does.

>>3057354

>>3057344
Quite probable

>>3057344

>what if KoG has been on /jp/ since day 1 and is actually a well-established tripfag here

It honestly wouldn't surprise me. For all we know, KoG could be on /a/ for hours a day doing nothing but pissing people off just to make /jp/ look bad. KoG could be behind it all.

After all, he's got no life, so why not?

>>3057210
>smirk3.png
KoG?

>>3057334
Not surprising. /jp/ likes to argue trivial things such as this, including me.

>>3057376

I think it would be smirk5.png

Smirk spam? first time for all

>>3057354
I came here after Sparto got hurt in the butt on 420 and deleted their /a/. Funny how this things works.

long overdue

>>3057378
Nothing new to discuss till c76. Metathread is a good way to shit post and kill time.

>>3057397
God fucking dammit

EVEN IN SMIRKS

>>3057415

i thought >>3057384 was rika. did you get them mixed up??

What annoys me the most about KoG using Cirno is that he abuses the hell out of the "eye" mistranslation, using it in EVERY instance with an "I" sound.

>>3057417
That's Touhou Rika

>>3057417

...............................

>>3057429

touhou rika?? you must be somking some crack man, rika is from higurashi, not touhou...

>>3057417
/a/ is that way
<---------------

>>3057434
Too obvious

Get these Umineko smirks out of here, smirks are only for Touhou.

>>3057451
Too obvious

>>3057456
Too obvious what?

Somebody make a Sonic smirk to troll /v/ with

>>3057467

/v/ already has their own smirk

>>3057467
No

>>3057469

THAT'S IT, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I GO ON /jp/ ON A TUESDAY NIGHT

>>3057469
Which sucks, just like /v/

>>3057476
But it's Wednesday morning

>>3057479

>implying that any of the smirks are actually decent

>>3057486

Not in Hawaii

>>3057487
Yes, I mean, look at that, what the hell?

>>3057490
Hawaii has internet? wow

I like how the original ran smirk was in the opposite direction. It shows how /jp/ distorts everything it touches.

Keep 'em coming, I never got around to saving them all.

surprised this hasn't been posted yet

>>3057508

I don't know how, but KoG is behind this somehow.

>>3057512

SATORI SMIRK WHERE

>>3057513
Maybe YOU are KoG

>>3057517

Then again, maybe YOU are KoG

>>3057513
>>3057517
>>3057518

sup kog

>>3057518
Fuck, maybe I am

>>3057503
it doesn't affect much

>>3057530

One of these days, I'm making a PC-98 Marisa smirk. Then, I will post it on /jp/.

My plan is fool-proof.

>>3057541
That doesn't sound like much of a plan

>>3057545

Exactly

STOP POSTING SMIRKS FAGGOTS, YOU'RE JUST GIVING KOG NEW BOMB MATERIAL FOR /a/

>>3057552
Genius

>>3057555

GEEEEEEEEEE AIIIIIIIIIIIII JOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3057560

HEY WAIT WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A POKéBALL?

>>3057564
Because it IS one

And now I make the bomber's effort all for naught

I find it funny this is currently the best thread on /jp/.

>>3057579

I find it funny a thread pertaining to 9/9/09 can somehow turn into a KoG and Touhou smirk thread.

Oh wait, no I'm not. This is /jp/.

>>3057579
That's your way of saying depressing, right?

lol

>>3057554

Who cares? /a/ already sucks.

a 9 related post must occur on that day, even if the board must go beyond /b/ speed to reach it.

Why not just report every post without sage and let Janitor-kun mop up this useless samefaggot's thread?

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I hate you /jp/

>>3057607
Reporting 200 posts is quite a labor, I don't know.

I'm just here for the smirk dump.

>>3057618
I'm pretty sure I used sage in that post, what the hell?

>>3057613
At least we haven't had Jone's faggotry with his Tripfag friends.

>>3057618

lrn2/reportbot/ you stupid newfag

>>3057619
Same.
SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>3057625

I'd rather have Jones faggotry than KoG faggotry

>>3057619
>>3057628

But wait, if KoG is dumping smirk images and you're saving them, doesn't that make KoG, oh, I don't know, PRODUCTIVE? ಠ_ಠ

>>3057629

Jones IS KoG. I don't know why people haven't seen that yet. Their styles are incredibly similar.

>>3057632
END OF THE UNIVERSE

>>3057632
Why would KoG flood his own thread?

/jp/ is tsundere for kog

>>3057638

>Why wouldn't KoG flood his own thread?

>>3057638

Notice how none of the smirks have sage in the e-mail field. That should tell you right there.

>>3057632
Yes but....fuck

>>3057635
oh fuck

HEY OP, SUCCESSFUL TROLL THREAD IS SUCCESSFUL?

I don't care if KoG is the one dumping smirk images, and I don't care if I'm saving them. KoG still sucks.

;_;

>>3057665
This.

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Barely 2 hours have passed, and this is what we got.

/jp/ - /a/, but with Touhou

What's the image limit again?

>>3057674
It's one guy (probably you).
Cry harder, try harder.

Great thread will read again

That's it?

>>3057699
Yep, it's done.

You missed 3
Now please, never do this again.

69 smirks, A++ would read again and again.

>>3057706
I refuse to comply.