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Try /a/ or /v/.

>Sometimes when I get horny I stick my fingers in my ass
Anal masturbation is awwright.
>pretend I'm a little girl being fucked.
I can't say I do this, though.

All the time.

Sometimes I shake my head and wonder why I come to this shithole of a board.

I used to use a cucumber, but I can never be bothered anymore.

I pretend I'm a girl but I don't stick my fingers in my ass because it has shit in it.

Anal masturbation, not so good.

I do not normally stick my fingers in my anus as I am not a faggot.

I like to finger my taint and pretend it's a vagina.

I'm too lazy to prepare myself for anal, but I do pretend my finger is someone's dick while I masturbate. I wish I had a boyfriend, I want to suck the real thing. ;_;

>>3045193
>Arcueid Brunestud !ARC/iGVUgY
>not a faggot

Does /jp/ really do this or is it some joke or something?

>Ewww anal masturbation is for faggots XD
I thought most of us had gone through puberty already?

>>3045206
Why would it be a joke? Is there a problem with anal masturbation?

/jp/ - Homosexuals/General

>>3045218
Enjoying anal penetration =/= homosexuality

>>3045206
/jp/ loves to shit and piss on the floor and walls.

What makes you think it's a joke?

What's gay about anal masturbation? Just because you like the feeling of it doesn't mean you're attracted to manly men.

>>3045218
more like /jp/ - Random

>>3045155
All the time. I even have a hard time cumming without some anal stimulation. Though I don't imagine myself as a little girl, just as myself. Still being fucked. I think it's a hot idea.

>>3045206
Anal sex feels good, you should try it too. It may take a few times before it gets better though.

I don't know about fingering yourself in the ass, but getting off to the thought of being a little girl being raped is pretty gay.

Anal masturbation seems like it would hurt. I mean it's a finger going in my ass.

>>3045242
The male g-spot is in the anus, so it feels pretty good. And it doesn't hurt at all.

A male enjoying anal penetration is homosexual.

How is that /jp/ related at all? Reported.

I've tried it once. Felt good but it was pretty gay.

>>3045242
Use some lube.

>>3045262

you've never been to japan.

>>3045251
Explain why

>>3045222
I piss in a 2L soft-drink bottle like god intended and only spill a little bit on a towel.

Also who punched Cirno in the nose?

What the fuck?

You're all a bunch of fucking faggots.

I don't know why I even clicked this board. Goddamn.

>>3045281
Good. Now go back to /a/

Why aren't women called gay when they get it up the ass.
It's not like male and female anuses are -that- different, structure-wise

I had a dick up my ass once when I was a kid and sexually confused. Felt bad man.

>>3045269
Anuses are not for penetration.

If you don't think it's gay, then I suppose you must think a man penetrating his own ass with his penis is also not gay. Faggot.

>>3045155
Reported, saged, hidden

>>3045285
Because they're women?

>>3045298
Go on.

I fantasize about Rin ramming her fist up my ass.

>>3045299
>Anuses are not for penetration.
Appeal to nature fallacy and ad hoc. You failed in your first sentence.

>>3045299
>If you don't think it's gay, then I suppose you must think a man penetrating his own ass with his penis is also not gay.
Not gay, but pretty God damn flexible.

I'd rather suck a dick.

>>3045318
Me too, anon. I'm not interested in men, but I'd love to suck a dick.

>>3045299
If I could, I'd do it.
I also like to suck my dick, but every time I do, my neck hurts.

On a side note, I ordered one of these bad boys. Fuck yeah.

>>3045315
That doesn't make you any less of a faggot.

>>3045327
It does actually.

>>3045250
>doesn't hurt at all.
It hurt a fair bit when I first tried it, but kept on going because it felt so good when I came. This might have been because I was about 11/12 at the time I first started adding anal stimulation to my masturbation, and that I was using household objects which weren't designed to be easy to use.
But yeah, right now it doesn't hurt me at all unless I try and use something way too large; and it makes everything so much better. I can barely reach orgasm without stimulating it, but with a good butt plug in I can barely last 5 minutes.

>>3045325
Hell yeah motherfucker

>>3045325
That's possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Why the hell would you manually masturbate, you faggots?
That's like fantasizing about giving another dude a handjob.

>>3045332
Why do you enjoy sticking phallic objects in your anus?

>>3045340
Masturbating is for faggots.

I want to be fucked in the ass by a dominant female.

>>3045341
Because the male anus was made for it.

This thread has now inspired me to finger my own ass.

Is it gay to give yourself a footjob?

>>3045352
>made for it
By who?

>>3045356
Our lord and savior.

>>3045353
You won't regret it, it does feel really good.

I'm not gay, but I want to suck a dick. It just seems like fun.

It's disgusting, guys. It's like eating shit. Some people like it; everybody else thinks it's fucking gross.

>>3045364
>I'm not gay, but I want to suck a dick.

Keep telling yourself that.

It's gay.

It will make you sob like a ruined for marriage little girl afterwards

There's nothing gay about a guy sticking his penis in your ass. In order for that to be gay, you would have to love the guy doing it. A penis in your ass just feels good. That's it. It doesn't have to be gay.

I have picked up anal penetration lately; I'm still trying to work my way to being able to stick 2 figers in. Clip your fingernails, use some form of lubrication (I have had remarkable success with using some mashed banana as lube, as an alternative to having to buy the real thing, which I might have to do if I get serious about this), and take it slow; don't overdo it if you feel uncomfortable, it will only make you tense up more. It's really an enriching experience to normal masturbation.

>>3045397
You ought to be hanged.

>>3045381
I bought one of those, and it hasn't really been worth the money so far. Slightly more precum and a slightly stronger orgasm is all I've gotten out of it so far.

fags

>>3045404
Your insecurity in your sexuality is showing.

>>3045397
Fascinating.

>>3045391
>There's nothing gay about a guy sticking his penis in your ass. In order for that to be gay, you would have to love the guy doing it. A penis in your ass just feels good. That's it. It doesn't have to be gay.
No, it's gay if you're sexually attracted to the guy doing it. Why do people get sexual attraction and love confused so much?
One is real, the other is a societal construct that people pretend happens since they've been programmed from an early age through disney films and shitty movies to believe in some magical love which which will make a pair of people somehow change from typical selfish, narcissistic bastards trying to crawl up the social ladder into actually supporting each other, and not treating them as just another rung on the ladder to social success/ a source of free money/sex.

>>3045397
Don't waste food.
Spit works just as well and you can still eat your banana.

>>3045416

>>3045409
No, you're just faggots. Not that that's horribly wrong, but it's the simplest truth.

You faggots should go to /b/.
I heard there are a bunch homos like you there.

This thread is awesome and you guys are awesome.

>>3045397
A small bottle of lube will cost maybe $5 and be good for a few dozen sessions at least, and be much more cost efficient than bananas as well as feeling much better. A cheap vibrator would probably be around $10-20 as well, just find a good online shop.

I mean seriously, mashed banana?

>>3045417
But I still ate the banana afterward...

>>3045423
I want to suck your dick, Ren.

>>3045424
You normalfags should go to /b/.
I heard there are a bunch groupthinks like you there.

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Here's a simple criterion to find out whether something is gay or not: can you get AIDS from it? You can get AIDS from sticking a cock in your ass, which is the last stop on the dead-end road of anal stimulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zwRscjKze4

An aversion to gay sex is a sign of male sexual insecurity.

You think it's "gross" to have a sexual relationship with another male, but subconsciously, you're really just afraid that you'll be a target for discrimination.

Well I messed around with my anus a long time ago.

Didn't really satisfy me at all so I just stick with fapping.

Sometimes I pretend I'm a futa girl though...

>>3045442
You can get AIDS from consensual sex in the missionary position too.

>>3045446
Oh, great, a faggot who deludes himself into believing every man is a crypto-faggot.

>>3045417
Spit never worked for me. It actually makes it feel more difficult. I guess I have naturally rough fingers. And I don't waste a whole banana for that, of course, just a tiny bit. I've never had to use lube before since I'm not circumscised. It feels kind of going overboard to buy lube (which I've never done before and feel embarassed about) just to stick things in my ass, but it's damn addictive once you get over OH NO MY SEXUALITY IS AT RISK.

>>3045442
Straight sex is gay?

>>3045450
Consensual sex WITH A SLUT.

>>3045452
Crypto-faggot in denial.

>>3045454
Well, straight sex with a slut is disgusting. Anal sex is disgusting. AIDS is proof that nature also thinks it's disgusting.

>>3045461
>>3045455

>>3045442
Fuck. That emergency blood transfusion has made me gay.

>>3045469
Gay blood.

>>3045159
/v/ will love you for that

>>3045453
>(which I've never done before and feel embarrassed about
Just man up and do it anyway. The embarrassment you feel will make it all the hotter to masturbate when you get back. If you want to, you could do progressively more embarrassing things, like go shopping whilst wearing a butt plug/vibrator in your ass. Under your clothing no-one will notice, so long as you keep a straight face etc. It's really quite fun.

But if you still want to be a pussy, just find an online store, they ship pretty discretely.

>>3045442
Consensual sex in missionary position, confirmed for being gay.

>You can get AIDS from sticking a cock in your ass

You can get AIDS from sticking your cock in a vagoo, what's your point?

Homosexuals ought to be executed.

So is it gay if I like to pretend I'm the little girl getting fucked by myself while I finger my ass? Is narcissism gay?

>>3045478
Yes, woman can get AIDS from bisexuals (ie. confused faggots).

>>3045484
Homosexuality is narcissism.

>>3045474
I'm not from the US, so I'm not sure how well shipping it to eastern Europe would work. Plus I'm broke and with the local economy being what it is, 10$ to stick things in my ass better is't really tempting.

>>3045494
How do you feel about anal stimulation?

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Varbitsa (Bulgarian: Върбица, pronounced [vɤrbit͡sə]; "little willow", from varba, "willow") may refer to the following Bulgarian toponyms:

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Varbitsa, Vratsa Province, a village
Varbitsa River in the Rhodope Mountain

>AIDS is an exclusively homosexual disease.
Oh you.

>>3045497
This is /jp/ damnit. I'm here to piss, not to get my anus stimulated.

I go to /a/ for that.

>>3045426
>A cheap vibrator would probably be around $10-20 as well, just find a good online shop.

$2.52 - http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.13301

The packed will be declared as either 'Naughty Gadget' or 'Health & Beauty', I don't get the mail which is pretty much the only reason why I haven't ordered one.

>>3045497

It's fine.

Why is /jp/ so gay?

>>3045519

Can I stimulate your anus, Trollcastel?

>Sometimes when I get horny I stick my fingers in my ass and pretend I'm a little girl being fucked.
>111 posts and 14 image

Hmmmm.

>>3045515
Looks like someone here is pretty butthurt.

I fingered my ass once in the shower. Felt good.

Sticking things up your ass? That's pretty gay, bros.

No, I just stick to wearing women's underwear.

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Medal record


Men's Judo


European Championships


Bronze
1991 Prague
Open


Patrice Rognon (born 29 December 1966) is a French judoka.

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Tournament
Place
Weight class


1999
World Judo Championships
7th
Open class


1998
European Judo Championships
7th
Open class


1991
European Judo Championships
3rd
Open class


Mediterranean Games
2nd
Heavyweight (+95 kg)
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This thread makes me confused.

I tried to stick one of my mom's dildos up my ass once. It was too big though so I had to give up.

I tried to finger my butt, but my hand got covered in shit.

Couldn't take it much further than that.

>Objects in the anus are homosexual

This statement cannot be true, as a heterosexual (male who likes women) can enjoy anal penetration but merely not be able to practice it physically due to not liking men.

>Objects in the anus are gay

"Gay" can be a general insult, as such this is not incorrect.

I only stick fingers up my butt while in the bathroom so I usually fap without it.

I only do it when I feel like masturbating in the shower, which is once in a blue moon because my imagination sucks.

I've fingered my anus, also stuck a pen and big syringe up there. The last two didn't feel too good.

I ended up buying a fullsized beehive dildo eventually. I've only used it 4-5 times as it takes too much preparation combined with ejaculating whilst half flaccid so the orgasm feels rather weak - I can also only go once (as opposed to my normal 2-3 times) as even after taking a shit beforehand I need to crap the poo out of my intestines after 20 minutes. That might change in the future as I douched myself for the first time a few days ago, feels weird peeing out of your arse.

My ass is too hairy to stick my fingers up it.
Have fun with your gays, broskies.

>>3045549
Be sure there are no turds in your bowel end before you stick a finger inside.

>>3045560
How do I do this?

Almost 130 posts and not a single bot post by the spammer. I'm pretty impressed here.

>>3045561
Have you ever taken a dump? Feels good once it's all out.

>>3045566
Well, yeah, I have. But here's the thing, generally, there's always something up there. Short of getting an anal douche and using it, I don't think I can ever really have a clean butthole.

>>3045581
If you take a decent shit you're fine sticking fingers up there. If you move up to longer objects you might need to douche. Just get a douching product from the chemist or buy a big syringe, it's easy enough to do yourself.

Seriously? I didn't know /jp/ was so bisexual.

>>3045592
I think I'll stick with fingers just now.

>>3045598
Nothing to do with bisexuality. /jp/ loves the 2d, did you honestly expect us to be uptight, god fearing conservatives?

>>3045565
The most impressive thing is that if you look at the archive, you can see this thread got 4 of them, but they all got deleted... and this thread stayed.

My butthole is dirty and hairy so no thanks.

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This is a list of State Highways in Bihar, India.

[edit] Introduction
Bihar State has a good road network. There are 29 National Highways with total length of 2,910 km and many State Highways with total length of 3,766 km.

[edit] List of State Highways in Bihar


State Highway No.
Route
Passes Through - District(s)
Length (in km)


BH SH 1
Sadikpur-Pavera-Masaurhi Road.
Patna
38.22


BH SH 2
Bihta-Bikram-Pali-Arwal Road.
Patna
37.70


SH 4
Fatuha-Daniawan-Hilsa-Ekangarsarai Road-Islampur Road-Gaya-Khizars

>>3045557

Now that's a trooper.

>>3045617
same ;_;

You can always get an electric razor, trim to to stubble and then shave with the main portion.

Your butt's clean after that. Except the stubble will grow back in hours.

not really.

sometimes i brush over my asshole with my hand and sniff the fingers.

Sluts and faggots. Throw them off the mountain.
If the woman is not wearing a dress, put her in a bag and drag her.
If the man sticks something in his anus for pleasure, impale him with a sword.
If the woman has sex outside of marriage, scold her with boiling water.
If the man is a homosexual, you take that homosexual man and throw him off the mountain.
If the woman disrespects her husband, throw that woman out the window.

I'm thinking of starting a country and making those the laws: NO SLUTS AND FAGGOTS ALLOWED. They ruin everything.

The two posters above are the prime example of annoying trolls, they are the reason why trolls have a bad name nowadays.

>>3045663
>>3045676
Heterofag

>>3045610
Speak for yourself, homo.

>>3045610
You're aroused by things being stuck up your ass.
2D doesn't change that, for if so, you wouldn't be masturbating to 2D girls.

Of course I'd be bisexual if I had actual relationships. Nothing wrong with that.

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>>3045740
>Implying this is gay, rather than hot.

>>3045817
This too.

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