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30383455 No.30383455 [Reply] [Original]

The Crimson Slasher.

>> No.30383633

>>30383455
The gohei decapitator.
The girl who wears red to hide the blood of her victims.
The "I doubt a youkai such as yourself has eaten dirt before" girl
The "I beat them up if they cause trouble" girl
The "friends with youkai even though I'm supposed to exterminate them" girl
The "I don't wanna do my only job" girl
The "get rich quick schemes" girl

>> No.30383984

>>30383455
Reimu "I don't mind needless killing" Hakurei

>> No.30384531

Reverse Jack the Ripper.

>> No.30386093
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>> No.30388580
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Reimu is a fairy's worst nightmare

>> No.30389281
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>>30383455
Reimu "Shot-type B" Hakurei
Reimu "Three Lives and You're Out" Hakurei
Reimu "Youkai Gotta Die" Hakurei
Reimu "Protect the Barrier Even if I gotta Burry 'er" Hakurei
Reimu "Gensoko Genocide General" Hakurei
Reimu "A Billion Dead Rabbits Simply Out of Habit" Hakurei
Reimu "Gotta gas-a all the Karakasa" Hakurei
Reimu "Permanently Disappearing Magician Trick" Hakurei
Reimu "See a Hag, Empty the Mag" Hakurei
Reimu "Drown the Clown" Hakurei
Reimu "GOING MENTAL ON THE ORIENTAL" Hakurei
Reimu "I ain't afraid of no gods" Hakurei
Reimu "Buddhist Basher and Taoist Smasher" Hakurei
Reimu "Shinto Shit Kicker" Hakurei
Reimu "I Coulda Taught Watanabe no Tsuna a Thing or Two About Slaughtering Youkai" Hakurei
Reimu "Playing for Score to Kill Six Million More" Hakurei
Reimu "Rape and Kill Every Fortuneteller Shill" Hakurei
Reimu "Righteous Rage of the Youkai Sage" Hakurei
Reimu "Ain't got Time to Listen to you Die" Hakurei
Reimu "Slay all the Kappa Kikes, Even all the Kappa Tykes" Hakurei
Reimu "I Don't Particularly Mind Needless Killing" Hakurei
Reimu "Not Red and White? Shoot on Sight" Hakurei
Reimu "Murder is a Form of Prayer" Hakurei
Reimu "No Youkai Left Behind" Hakurei
Reimu "The Spook Nuke" Hakurei
Reimu "Kanako's Gotta Go" Hakurei
Reimu "Peekaboo, Weeaboo!" Hakurei
Reimu "Niggas Gonna Panic When They See This Shrine Maiden Romantic" Hakurei
Reimu "Drowning Every Fox in an Acid-Filled Box" Hakurei
Reimu "Lynching Every Tanuki While Drinking With Ibuki" Hakurei
Reimu "Oni Get the Bean Too" Hakurei
Reimu "Future Fairy Fighting Fighter" Hakurei
Reimu "Gas Roots Youkai Network" Hakurei
Reimu "Despacito on Every Kobito" Hakurei
Reimu "I Gotta Stab-u the Amanojaku" Hakurei
Reimu "8 Million Rods for 8 Million Gods" Hakurei
Reimu "Can't Hide from my Gohei" Hakurei
Reimu "Tsukumogami Meet the Crimson Shinigami" Hakurei
Reimu "Giving the Shinigami a Job" Hakurei
Reimu "I went home and collected a bunch of newspapers with articles exposing your deeds" Hakurei
Reimu "Whether you're a celestial or just some weirdo, my job is simple" Hakurei
Reimu "It's just a change in the population count" Hakurei
Reimu "If I just arbitrarily go fight someone, the culprit will show up eventually" Hakurei
Reimu "Youkai should be exterminated" Hakurei
Reimu "Humans should do the exterminating" Hakurei
Reimu "I'll keep exterminating youkai from now on" Hakurei
Reimu "Five Foot Fighter and Youkai Igniter" Hakurei
Reimu "If I use this Yin-Yang orb well enough, it'll all work out" Hakurei
Reimu "Time for the buriel rites" Hakurei
Reimu "Let's just say that certain conditions will have to be met" Hakurei
Reimu "We're going to fight right" Hakurei
Reimu "Rabid dog of the Gods" Hakurei
Reimu "If you die, I'll feed your corpse to the birds" Hakurei
Reimu "Then let the plundering begin" Hakurei
Reimu "Mind if I take a rabbit's foot with me" Hakurei
Reimu "I smell something tasty" Hakurei
Reimu "Tonight is rabbit stew" Hakurei
Reimu "A gat for every cat" Hakurei

>> No.30389678

>>30388580
She can't keep getting away with it

>> No.30389998

>>30389281
>Reimu "Permanently Disappearing Magician Trick" Hakurei
I shouldn't have laughed.

>> No.30390032
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>>30389281
Reimu "KAPPA KROWD KRUSHER" Hakurei

>> No.30390068
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>>30390032
Reimu "Gotta Cracka a few Kappa to Make an Omelette" Hakurei

>> No.30392058

>>30386093
>Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion
They're right, you know

>> No.30405286

>>30389281
>Reimu "Oni Get the Bean Too" Hakurei
Lewd.

>> No.30407844
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>>30389678
But she can, she's the Shrine maiden so she can do whatever she wants

>> No.30408801
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>>30405286
I want to make Reimu's bean sticky like natto.

>> No.30409628
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30409628

Reimu will dispose of you without a second thought if you cross her, even if you've known eachother for years

>> No.30409937
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30409937

Nothing happened at Hakurei Square

>> No.30409946

Reimu could probably beat up Goku

>> No.30410450

>>30409946
All you have to do is tell Reimu that Saiyans are youkai and she'll take it from there.

>> No.30410639

>>30410450
how different would dragon ball be if we replaced goku with reimu from arc 1

>> No.30411117

>>30409937
I want a version of this now with PC98 Reimu and Rika

>> No.30412579
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>>30409937
障壁 自由人类村 自由村 白蓮交配計画 聖白蓮 Free Human Village 1884年8月15日 The Hakurei Shrine protests of 1884 博麗虐殺 The Hakurei Shrine Massacre 反人道運動The Anti-Youkai Struggle 大隙政策 The Great Gap Policy 妖怪大革命 The Great Youkai Revolution 人權 Human Rights 人權 Jinyou 人妖 Youkai Transformation 妖怪変身 Diviner Did Nothing Wrong 占い師は何も悪いことをしなかった Become Youkai 妖怪になる Secret Free Human Village 秘密の自由な人間の村 Youkai Hunter Society 狩猟妖怪社会 Youkai Hunting Arts 妖怪狩猟芸術 Reiko Hakurei 博麗霊子 Shizune Kirisame 霧雨静音 The Lost Mayohiga Autonomous Region 極別迷ひ家自治区 1 Yen Donation 1円寄付 Rin Satsuki 冴月麟 祓い 晴らす 反妖怪 人類第一 人類運動 全滅 妖怪を殺す 本当じゃない 妖怪犯 妖怪犯す 暴力 妖怪変換 占い師 太田順也 西方Project 宇佐見菫子 博麗の弟子 強制信念 強制的な祈り 妖怪追い払う 人体実験 森近霖之助の母 竜の帰郷 竜の宗教 竜の崇拝 外の家族 逃れる 現代日本 再会する 幻想郷の終わり 妖怪賢者に対する九つの幻想郷の賢者 幻想郷の賢者 賢者 地味な 飲酒 監視 前鬼 後鬼 座敷童間諜 座敷童 半妖怪 異種交配 人間妖怪愛 人間と女神の愛 エロ妖怪 エロ女神 天魔ちゃんとのセックス 人間の繁殖 ロリ妖怪 ロリ妖怪マンコ 妖精の猫 無毛ロリ妖精子マンコ 妖精の繁殖 妖精とのセックス 妖精の子供たちとの野生動物の交尾ファック 妖精と結婚する Hakurei Hag 博麗ババア

Begone Reimu!

>> No.30417960
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Did someone say killer of boners yet?

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Who wants to buy Shrine maiden upskirt photos?

>> No.30437633

>>30409628
Kasen was an evil demon that literally eats babies, Reimu did her job for once.

>> No.30437786
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>>30437633
Damn right Kasen eats babies. She loves eating them so much she eats billions of them before they even reach the egg.

>> No.30438435

>>30437786
He means living, breathing human children with blood flowing through their veins.

>> No.30444058
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30444058

Reimu "It's my way or it's the highway" Hakurei

>> No.30494942
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30494942

Why is Reimu like this?

>> No.30501144

>>30494942
Adorable?

>> No.30503660

>>30494942
Lack of a parental figure growing up and achieving victory without having to put in much effort.

>> No.30512359

>>30494942
Youkai.

>> No.30515464

>>30386093
Republicans don't care for international law and rightfully so.

>> No.30519669
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30519669

Reimu's Birthday!
To think she's no different from Alice! All alone on the special days of her life! If only she weren't such an asshole to everyone, maybe they'd stick around to celebrate with her! A completely different contrast to Alice who tries to be an upstanding denizen, putting on puppet shows for the children among other things, only to be alone every year because someone killed all of her close friends and relatives!

>> No.30519836
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>>30519669
The other guests are just waiting to surprise her.

>> No.30520002

>>30519669
Shouldn't you have ""friends"" to stalk right now alice?

>> No.30525436

>>30519669
Nah. Marisa spends half her time ghosting Reimu, I can't see her skipping Reimu's birthday party. There's also Genji and the Fairies of Light.

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30527377

>>30519669
But Reimu has a harem of loli onaholes, Marisa, and Kasen.

>> No.30535833

>>30527377
imagine getting punted by Reimu haha

>> No.30536871
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>>30535833
Reimu "Punipuni Pussy Punter" Hakurei

>> No.30537329

>>30527377
Luna is cleaning, Sunny is shopping...
What is Star doing, then?

>> No.30537369
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>>30527377
Marisa "No Hat" Kirisame has a deathflag now. No hat? Dead!
Kasen left.
Sunny and Star are all that's left.

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>>30537369
And Luna?

>>30537329
Funding the shopping trip, obviously. Don't ask how.

>> No.30537796

>>30537518
>Luna
Who?

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>>30537796
You know, her mouth is shaped like a chestnut.

>> No.30538086

>>30537983
I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else.
I'll keep my out and tell you if I come across her.

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>>30538086
Miss Akyuu misses her concubine very much.

>> No.30556898
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Reimu has an idea to solve her money problems: Marry into money

>> No.30571964

>>30556898
I don't think she needs to do that.
She can live off of Remi's endless shower of presents. Besides, Sakuya visits often enough outside of Reimu's parties.

>> No.30572027

>>30519669
Fuck off, Alice.

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>>30571964
Reimu is not good at long-term planning.

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>>30572101
Reimu is not good at many things in general. I bet Reimu doesn't even know how to change a flat tire.

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>>30383455
Cute Fortune Teller's friend!

>> No.30597652

>>30581816
>Fortune Teller's friend!
Why are you doing this ;_;

>> No.30599529

>>30581816
Why is Fortuneteller cheating on Okina?

>> No.30601419

>>30410639
You know that scene with vegeta and the ginyu force?
That, but the entire show.

>> No.30605863

>>30601419
Are you telling me they would swap bodies?

>> No.30607356

>>30605863
thats was goku
and isnt that the plot of CDS

>> No.30623325

I won't ket you run out of continues against Patchy Reimu!

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>>30605863
I think he means Reimu would get bodied.

>> No.30698269

>>30680672
probably the other way around since dragon balls is 110% power level wankups through 25-episode spaced next phases
replacing goku with reimu would basically mean that the villains get no chance to do their buffing and shorten the entire thing down to a single slasher-pov light novel

>> No.30726433

>>30698269
No amount of magic will beat martial arts dude.
Either Reimu trains or she doesn't.

>> No.30776299
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What did Reimu mean by this?

>> No.30784041
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ce

>> No.30784720
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>>30776299
Reimu wants free child (in looks only) labor so she can laze around reading detective novels under her kotatsu.

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>>30438435
cool it with the anti-semitism, go- bro

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>>30801627
I don't remember saying anything beyond actual children, anon.

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>>30784720
Too bad they're as lazy as she is

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How can we put an end to Reimu's tyrannical regime?

>> No.30826381

>>30822619
I have the answer to this!
I will start a family! With my waifu!
Surely that will stop Reimu's rampage!
I will have the wedding at the shrine! I will make it known to Reimu true joy in its purest form!

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Why does Reimu never visit her step-dad?

>> No.30829175

>>30829081
Is that a game?

>> No.30856903

>>30829175
Looks like it.
I want a name.

>> No.30901768

>>30829081
dude................................. name please......................

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>>30901768

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>implying anything this cute is capable of harming even a fly

You guys are a riot. Just look at her! She can barely hold her big goofy stick!

>> No.30927233

>>30926985
She killed an adult male.

>> No.30927717

>>30829175
>>30856903
>>30901768
how new....

>> No.30927992

>>30927717
I don't keep track of every single title that was made. It was merely humor and to spark conversation about the game since I never fucking played it before.

>> No.30928498

>>30536871
Reimu is a treasure worth plundering

>> No.30928543

>>30383455
No.

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If only she had the finances

>> No.30928892

>>30927992
well go play it then right now, its great game.

>> No.30931352

>>30927233
Maybe he shouldn't have given up his humanity just to fail to become a NEET then. The dead aren't people and real NEETs don't cheat.

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